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Vanderpump Rules Season 12: A New Era of Mess — My Live Reaction!!!

December 04, 2025 • Zenobia Darling • Season 2 • Episode 35

Darlings… I was ready to ghost this new era of Vanderpump Rules. The original cast was lightning in a bottle — toxic, iconic, spiritually unwell. You can’t summon that twice.

Then I watched the first five minutes of the Season 12 premiere…
And suddenly I was grabbing my mic like it was the last Pumptini on Earth.

In this episode, I live-react — in real time — to Season 12’s fresh batch of overly confident, chaotically delusional LA goons. I immediately identify the vortex of female dark chaos (spoiler: Natalie, with Kim hovering like an energetic attachment), followed by the usual roster of pretty-but-basic "straight" men. I question how SUR is still open in 2025 after showcasing horrible waitstaff on tv for a decade, with a quick stroll through its tabloid history.

I break down the Two Types of VPR Viewers, unpack the hetero hellscape these people are stuck in and revel in the 5 a.m. rage calling followed by 10 am drinking, security footage fights, tone deaf music studio moments, and broken fourth wall — all the things that make VPR the greatest show ever while laughing non-stop at this mess.

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