
Second Place Chasers
Jack and Keith meet up weekly, fuelled by a bottle of cider, to discuss all things FPL. Jack has never won their mini league which has resulted in him often being angry and bitter. Keith has won it several times and regularly reminds Jack. That could explain Jack's anger. Special guests appear every few weeks and good advice appears only a couple of times a season.
Episodes
69 episodes
The Chelsea Void
Jack and Keith enjoy the serenity and 33% more cider with the absence of Lachlan this week. Another blue and white team take the lions share of the chat as Jack talks about Leicester and a pontiff's farewell pun.
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Season 3
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Episode 17
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35:29

Murphy's Law
Jack, Lachlan, and Keith look forward to double gameweek 32. Lachlan predicts more misery for Liverpool, while Jack just wants Leicester to be put out of theirs.
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Season 3
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Episode 16
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48:50

On The Two-Two Train
Lachlan, Jack, and Keith cover gameweek thirty and thirty-one, welcome back reckless Lachlan, and say goodbye to Leicester.
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Season 3
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Episode 15
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44:51

A Mild Four Nil And A Little Dog In A Handbag
Lachlan returns to the podcast after a one week absence. Jack has a Leicester lament, and we wonder why both Nicky and Ricky are in Thailand at the same time. Perhaps warm weather training for Liverpool fans?
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Season 3
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Episode 14
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58:28

There's Always Someone Waiting
Jack and Keith hold down the fort with Lachlan unavailable. As expected, the ten minute Chelsea/VAR rant is missing from this episode. It will undoubtedly return next week.
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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35:14

Rogers Is A Bum
Jack and Keith sit back and listen to Lachlan get angry about Chelsea.....again! Even though they didn't have a shot on target against Brighton, he tries to tell us how VAR stopped them from at least having a draw. Rolling eyes emoji.
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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1:05:32

Master Vs Apprentice
Jack, Lachlan, and Keith talk nonsense ahead of another gameweek. Can Jack and Keith manage to talk Lachlan out of captaining Palmer instead of Salah or Isak?
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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54:03

Is That David Moyes?
Jack, Keith, and Lachlan come in mid-gameweek and during a power outage and a storm to discuss the future prospects of Graham Potter and David Moyes. Lachlan does his best Moyes impression.....word of warning, it's not great.
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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49:04

A New Leaf
Jack, Keith, and Lachlan look back at gameweek twenty, look ahead to the FA cup, and wonder if Nuno could be the manager of the season.
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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50:19

Boorowa Internet
The podcast returns for 2025, with Lachlan trying to explain how he came to have Kulusevski as captain, and vowing to make a comeback in the second half of the season. Jack has also given himself a new target for the season.......
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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1:05:56

Third Member
Jack and Keith are joined by new host Lachlan. What should you know about Lachlan? Well, his first tattoo was of the Chelsea badge, he likes Chelsea, and he also really likes Chelsea. Other than that character flaw, he's quite nice really.
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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47:01

Ed Sheeran's Not A Looker
Jack and Keith are once again without a guest but they carry on regardless.....speaking of carry on.....
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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47:23

Leverage Is The Answer
Jack and Keith are back after the International break to look ahead to gameweek four. A late withdrawal means that there is no guest this week, but they soldier on with more nonsense, some semi-reasonable advice, and there is a joke**Ke...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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43:19

All You Need Is A Good Lawyer
Jack and Keith meet at the start of the international break to look back on a reasonably successful gameweek three, they also spot the bald fraud, a big win for Leicester, and have some advice for Dominik Szoboszlai.
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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39:00

Knee Cranium
This week Jack and Keith welcome their first guest of the season. Everything is going well until Lachlan is given the keys to the car......
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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1:04:00

The Vardy Party Returns
Jack and Keith look back on gameweek one, both just scraping above average scores. One manager in their mini league did somewhat better, finishing the gameweek inside the top 10,000 managers in the world. The secret to their success? Spending a...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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31:54

The Rooney Handicap
Jack and Keith are back (again) to give you zero useful insights into the Fantasy League world, as they look ahead to gameweek one and give predictions for the season ahead.
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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51:53

It Is Now
A final look at the 23/24 FPL season and who won what. Jack gives us his favourite transfers of the season, what he thinks of the England squad for the Euros, and reminds Keith about a cup final result.
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Season 2
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Episode 32
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56:06

They Think It's All Over
Jack and Keith look forward to the final gameweek of the season. Even though they won the league a couple of weeks ago, Jack still manages to find a reason to mention Leicester.
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Season 2
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Episode 31
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29:20

Fiftieth Time's The Charm
For the fiftieth (recorded) time, Jack and Keith cast their eye over the FPL landscape (possibly some Championship, too).
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Season 2
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Episode 30
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43:25

Three Times My Wife Has Given Me Cheese
Jack and Keith talk to possible/probable head to head champion Leo on the phone. There is the inevitable Championship talk, with Leicester's victory making Jack very happy, the usual guff and nonsense, and some very inappropriate team selection...
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Season 2
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Episode 29
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1:09:58

Larry
Jack and Keith record in the middle of the double gameweek, with Jack getting thrashed by Gary, and Keith moving up again. At least Leicester are giving Jack some joy in the midst of his illness.
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Season 2
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Episode 28
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32:32

The Mad Scientist
Jack and Keith are joined in the "studio" by Lachy. If you like Chelsea and swearing, this one is for you.
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Season 2
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Episode 27
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56:17
