Gone but not forgotten. Well, gone for now, but not gone for good. And probably will be forgotten, though maybe not forever. Who's to say. If this delayed episode isn't evidence of needing a hiatus then I don't know what to tell you pal. See yo...

We've yeed our last haw (for now). Part 2 next week.

You would think that someone would not want to put a recording of them progressively getting drunker on camera without a care in the world on the internet, but you would be wrong.

You ever think the first amendment doesn't apply to you?  Well, you're wrong. That's why there's parts missing from this episode.

Hi my name's Alexa, I think I'm really great, I moved to Austin Texas, and then started to date, Some dates they were fun, others were a slog, One date ended up with my coworker and his dog. It's an episode of tales from the walk-in as Alexa te...

Oh hey what's up how's it going? Wanna hear a story? Word's going around all over, everyone knows. I'm surprised you've haven't heard. Well anyways, story goes, so and so did this and that. Pretty crazy, huh? Like wow, I didn't think you could ...

Feel that rhythm. Slow, unstoppable, ever present, ever moving. It surrounds each of us. You don't recognize it even as we're all consumed, we're all connected. You hear it? Listen closely. That's time, time you get behind the wheel of a Lincol...

Get ready for some wild claims about people and relationships.

It's quite the spooky thing when your entire self-worth and happiness relies on someone you just met not talking to you.

Tim's river bar has already reached its goal and then some, so just sit back and listen to us not know anything about war and diplomacy.

CW: Body image, body dysmorphia, sexIn a world of monsters, only the mirror shows the true monster: you. But also, you are not a monster and neither is anyone else and we all are just humans with bodies and we'd do well to remember that...

Presenting the We Were Horse Girls First Annual Most F*ckable Fruits Awards 2024. Do I want to BE the mango, or do I want to be WITH the mango?

You know what they say - when in Buffalo, talk about Buffalo.

Put animal parts in a big pot, boil 'em up, pour it in a mold, mix it with pineapple, mayonnaise, and olives, and get yourself a big ol helping.

Well it finally happened. We're in the same place. We've proven to ourselves and each other that we are both in fact real people.

A boundary we need to set with you is you should listen to this episode and DON'T JUDGE US

WELL WE DIDN'T MAKE IT VERY FAR INTO THE YEAR BEFORE IT ALL WENT TO SH!T. Another episode where we have a bone to pick.

And the bean laughed.

Do we reflect on the year past? No. Do we reflect on ourselves? Not really. Do we talk about beans? You bet.

I think what we all need after a long pandemic is to spend 9 months on a boat, what about you?

HOHOHO MARY KRISTIN

Oooohhhh don't make me mad I swear ooooohhh I swear just don't do it don't do that grrrrr I'm so mad

Rest in pieces, nobel winning pile of crap

Hey, don't do that to that poor horse. Don't do that to that poor bat. Don't do that to that poor elephant. Don't do that to that poor monkey. Don't do that to that poor penguin. Don't do that to that poor pig.