Nice little episode.  A few laughs, very little negativity and a tasteful amount of nudity.BeadsTwo dogsNewt's--Sports bar without all the bro's30 gallonsChill outRIP Pat's Dad<...

A slight departure to start this one.  Things are getting a bit tense for us, and we address how we deal with it.  As an important piece of context, this was recorded the night before the shooting of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.&nb...

Just for fun, Mark invites his college roommate Tommy to join.  That's a bold move, but it wasn't as incriminating as Jim hoped.  Also, Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead died this week (which explains the amount of talk surrounding him).<...

Kind of a meandering conversation.  In Jim's opinion, it's some of our best work.  And he doesn't even like this podcast.Powered by Newt's (Apple Valley, MN)Potatoes / KetchupDemographicsCosby (s...

This episode has something for everyone.  Philippines history, boxing, burps and one old guy explaining KPOP to another old guy.  Oh, and we're giving away 3 Ascertainers T-shirts! The PhilippinesThe Ascertai...

This one was recorded before Christmas, so any current events won't be covered--which helps the episode.  Also, this is the second episode of the night, so if you detect a slight slurring, there's no need to adjust your settings......

Somehow, we've made 140 of these--very hard to believe.  The over/under number from Vegas was 3.5, so we have technically overachieved.  With that said, this episode covers a lot of ground and while potentially entertaining, won't mak...

Big news on this one is that Mark's been granted clearance to once again enjoy his favorite beverage--Coors Light (potential sponsor?).  Fun little episode with a nice cause to consider linked at the end of this write up.Shouto...

Well, just like that, it's Winter in Minnesota.  We are joined on this one by the lovely and talented (and tolerant), Kris--Jim's wife.Sea MonkeysMissionarySongs of the Week:The Spirit of Christmas--Ra...

Recorded a matinee following Thanksgiving.  Mark is still on the wagon, and Jim is just getting started, so this one is a bit more coherent than most.  Ever pooped on a plane?Thanksgiving recapShoutout to...

Today we look at one hit wonders, who prove that to be a known band takes more than one song.  No kidding.  Buried on the One Hit Wonder discussion:  Salute to Service--Thanks Mark, and who was more useless between Oates, Richard...

We are just getting back to this following our hiatus, and either Jim was way too amped up or Mark sabotaged Jim in editing to make it sound like he was interrupting--a lot.  You be the judge.I scream you screamShoutou...

Hey everybody--did you miss us?  We had to take a couple of weeks off because Joe Rogan's representation suggested that our ratings were becoming problematic.  We rode it out and are glad you came back!The streak is broken...

Back from 3 weeks off and it only kind of shows.  Jim is sorry for the excessive use of the F word.  Stick and stones, people...Bucket trapNewt's--Exciting new menu item:  Milkshakes!Shoutout Lance f...

Due to scheduling conflicts (we're both very popular), we had to reach into the pantry and pull an episode off the shelf.  This one can be described as old and sorta loose.  Grow up.  We spend as much time trying to conceal the d...

They say size doesn't matter (well Mark does, anyway), but this one flowed so well, that we ran long.  No extra charge.  This is the second episode of the recording session with our Mystery Guest.  Wide ranging topics and some de...

Nobody is completely clear as to why today's guest is anonymous.  Maybe he's famous or something.  Jim's famous wife joins as well.Dick & JaneThe big anatomy book (the book is big, the anatomy is regular size)...

I'd describe this one as bouncy and light.  A couple of decent laughs to be had.  Thanks for listening!The Optimistic Alligator TamerVacation Boxing in BangkokPoint of PrideMickey's Diner > or...

Took a couple of weeks off and the break might have paid off.  You decide...Eric from JL BeersCracker BarrelShoutout guests Jack and JakeNewt's--How to eat for $2.13MN State FairThe ...

We bring the adult neighbor kids back for a second round.  We tackle some of life's most pressing questions.  The power of enunciationGuest Newt's spotBoo hoo Billy JoelWe're Pontiac famous<...

We are joined by Jack and Jake.  I list Jack first because it was supposed to be just Jack, but Jake pulled a big brother move.  Entertaining episode!The GodfatherThe GuitarGolf (This episode brought to y...

I think this one could crack our top 87 episodes of all time.  It's that good.  For real, it's worth a listen!Joe Namath and hosiery Who else misses Johnny Carson?RIP Loni AndersonPlastic Su...

We've hit the big time as we now advertise in the Tomahawk Club Newsletter (Mark's private Pontiac owners club).  I think it's an exclusive.  Wonder what Joe Rogan thinks of THAT!Par 3 golfNewt's awesome new burge...

Reunited after two weeks off from recording, and it feels so good.  Sure, we took a little time away and the world loses the Prince of Darkness, but you know what they say--you gotta break a few eggs.Rough week for Iconic perso...

Pulled this episode off the shelf due to summer schedules.  Originally recorded after Part 1 on March 14.  Swear Alert--Jim drops more F-bombs than usual (he's working on it).  It's probably a function of him overserving himself....