TDM: Total Dad Movies with Tooky, Dave, & Mike

GOODFELLAS

Mike Dorval, Tooky Kavanagh, David Rabinow

Dads love order. We like routine, a hierarchy, knowing where we stand at all times. 

The Mob provides the illusion of order.

This movie reveals what a life of organized crime really entails: chaos, anxiety, terror, and senseless violence.

This movie is an anti-Dad instructional video, and should be required viewing for all Dads. They should have it running in the delivery and waiting rooms. There should be an AI-generated Paul Sorvino PSA warning Dads to shape up inserted at regular intervals during these hospital screenings.

This movie will make you a better Dad if you do the opposite of everything in this movie. Be a shnook, willya? And enjoy your noodles and ketchup. 

DeNiro. Pesci. Liotta. Bracco. Scorcese's masterpiece from 1990: GOODFELLAS.