The Protein-Packed Political Playground of Newtown | Welcome To The NAC

Have you ever wondered what happens when fitness culture, politics, and suburban social dynamics collide? Welcome to the world of the Newtown Athletic Club (NAC) – a 250,000-square-foot temple to wellness that's so much more than just a gym.

My journey into this topic began unexpectedly at the supermarket while selecting pineapples. Overhearing two locals passionately criticizing Jim Worthington, the NAC's founder and owner, I couldn't help but notice how the conversation veered from alleged community developments to political affiliations with little regard for accuracy. This encounter sparked my exploration of why this local businessman generates such intense reactions throughout Bucks County.

The NAC defies simple categorization – it's simultaneously a luxury fitness facility, a political headquarters, a social club, and what Philadelphia Magazine memorably described as "a nexus of power, politics, money, sex and intrigue." With its saltwater pools, medical facilities, multiple dining options, and spa services, it represents what I call the "Epcot Center of Entitlement." The pool deck alone has become legendary – a microcosm of suburban social dynamics where business networking happens alongside displays of wealth and status.

Beyond the spectacle lies the true value of Worthington's creation: community. While easy to mock the excesses, we can't ignore the NAC's positive impact – from employment opportunities to charitable contributions that outpace many local institutions. Critics often overlook these aspects, perhaps because their criticism stems partly from admiration. Like other visionary entrepreneurs who transformed ideas into empires, Worthington represents the American dream realized – complete with controversy and contradiction.

Ready to experience this unique slice of suburban America? Share your thoughts about local institutions that generate similar love-hate relationships in your community. Have you encountered places where fitness, politics, and social status intertwine in unexpected ways?

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Chapters

• 0:00 Supermarket Eavesdropping on Worthington Drama
• 1:58 The NAC: Suburban Shrine to Fitness
• 3:35 The Pool Deck Scene and Politics
• 4:34 The Cast of Characters
• 5:56 Defense of Worthington's Community Impact
• 7:28 Final Patriotic Tribute

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:14

What's up, guys? What's up? My flowers and friends. Listen, I am here today to talk about something that I wasn't even going to talk about because I think the guy has enough PR. But I was in the supermarket and I was picking out pineapples you know, like I really know what I'm doing with a pineapple and I had a Jimmy Snuka, rowdy, roddy Piper, 1980s flashback. If you know what I'm talking about, then you're as old as I am.

Speaker 1: 0:37

And there's these two people sitting there and they're just ripping apart Jim Worthington. I'm like, wait a second, and I'm listening to this. And apparently he's the one that built the Wawa on the bypass. He's out there building the Wawa. Like they're like you know, they're ruining Newtown and ruining Langhorne and Jim Worthington's the cause of it and he's the one behind Wawa. Like no, I don't think so. I think Wawa's the one behind Wawa. I don't know what you're talking about. So I'm just listening, like I'm ready to throw the pineapple at this lady because she makes no sense. And then they're just ripping on him more and more and more about you know, about him being a Trump lover, and this, that.

Speaker 1: 1:18

And I'm just sitting there, me and the guy from giant are just listening. I'm looking at him, he's looking at me and I'm like, yeah, like I just want to go in the pool and look at women. I was like I don't know, I'm going to go home and I got an idea. All right. So I go home and I'm like, all right, here we go. You know? I mean, you guys already know what time it is.

Speaker 1: 1:44

It's the rock bottom podcast. It's the only show that's bold enough to ask is the newtown athletic club a fitness center, a political hq, a reality show or a fever dream that smells like tanning oil and capitalism? Spoiler alert it's all the above and it can be whatever the fuck it wants to. Be all right, because until you have as much as that guy, you ain't got shit. All right, I'm your host, dj ESG, and I'm a local legend with a mic and vendetta against overpriced smoothies, and today's episode is titled Guns, g-strings and Gym Memberships. So buckle up. Bucks County. I used to run an LA Fitness for five or six years, so if you don't see the humor coming in this one, you are way outdated and need a reality check.

Speaker 1: 2:16

So let's start with the boss of this whole protein-packed place, mr Worthington Dude. Let me tell you something to all you people out there that run your mouth about this man. He's a gym owner, he's a businessman, he's a political figure, he's a fitness philosopher. I'm convinced he drinks pre-workout instead of coffee and trims his hedges with executive orders. This guy has more energy than Doracel and fucking Energizer combined. He built a 250,000 square foot shrine to suburban absurdity, a place where democracy meets deltoids and every smoothie comes with a political opinion. And you know what? We fucking love him for it. He's got balls and he'll tell you how it is and he don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1: 2:53

So you walk into the NAC and immediately lose all sense of reality. There's a saltwater pool, a medical center, three cafes, a spa, a hair salon and a smoothie bar that doubles as an unregulated town hall. It's not a gym, it's the fucking Epcot Center of Entitlement. At any given moment, you'll find Brenda debating someone about almond milk, chad totally fake, totally real vibe doing curls in front of a mirror while talking about crypto, and some poor soul from Yardley just trying to find the elliptical machine, the pool deck situation.

Speaker 1: 3:23

Let's talk about the scene. Philly Mag once called it a nexus of power, politics, money, sex and intrigue. I call it Bucks County Spring Break. And if you look at what's going on in the world right now, with people being raped, murdered and killed, I think it's the safest place in the world to go if you want to go somewhere for a week during spring break. Trust me, mom and dad, your kids will come home and they will come home in one piece. There's more oil than a Jiffy Lube, more gossip than a PTA meeting and more silicon than a Kardashian reunion show. You haven't truly experienced a knack until you've seen a grown man in Gucci flip-flops try to network with a state senator while holding a vodka cranberry and yelling bro at his reflection.

Speaker 1: 4:01

And now the infamous January 6th situation. It's over. Nobody cares anymore. Leave the man alone. Trump's back in office, and that's all I got to say about that. He was also sued by a congressional candidate, and guess what he won? And that's all I got to say about that.

Speaker 1: 4:18

But who really runs this place? Let me introduce you to the fictional but emotional real staff of the Knack universe. Brenda, smoothie shack queen, judgmental, wears leopard print. Once told me her chakras was misaligned with my credit score. Gary, personal trainer, only wears cutoffs. Once screamed no pain, no politics.

Speaker 1: 4:36

Mid-season Linda, pilates instructor and part-time conspiracy theorist. She thinks lunges activate the penile gland. Dj Deltz, the poolside DJ, refuses to play anything that isn't a Pitbull remix or a Reagan speech. Real talk. There are legit people making this wild ship sail. You have Brian the CEO Keeps the NAC finances tighter than Chad's tank top. Jen, aquatics director, oversees the pool of dreams and drama. Dr Meg, the club's very own doctor. That's right. Your gym doesn't just have a trainer, it has a physician on site. You pull a hamstring doing squats? She's got you. You have a midlife crisis in the sauna. She's probably got a pamphlet.

Speaker 1: 5:10

Chad writes yo, esg, how do I know if I'm lifting too hard or not voting hard enough? Brenda from the shack writes tell Todd to stop putting creatine in the blender. He's turning my kale into concrete. Freedom Ron writes I haven't paid taxes since 2004 and I'm still jacked Thoughts.

Speaker 1: 5:24

Listen, here's the truth. The knack is nuts, it's absurd, it's glorious, it's a political rally inside a Pilates class, wrapped in a towel and served with a protein smoothie called the Gipper. But it's also a community. It's spectacle, it's comedy. And Jim, say what you want.

Speaker 1: 5:38

This is the ringmaster of the Airbrush Circus and for that I salute this man. There's no bigger name in all of Newtown. He's the GOAT. He's bigger than the school district. He's bigger than the board of supervisors. He's bigger than the township manager. He's bigger than the police, the fire Well, he's not bigger than the police and the firefighters, but he's bigger than everything else.

Speaker 1: 5:54

And you know what People shit on him for this. Why? Because a guy that started out small in another town decided to come over to our town and build an empire, build something that everybody in town talks shit about, but everybody wants to be a part of. Everybody wants to be him. You secretly talk about him because you all want to be him. Listen, I say a lot of shit about Mark Zuckerberg, but I'll tell you this right now I would love to be Mark Zuckerberg. You know why? Because Mark Zuckerberg had a plan. Mark Zuckerberg went and took that plan and made it real. And now look at Mark Zuckerberg. He might live in California, he might run Facebook, he might wear the same clothes every day. But what do they tell you? People that wear the same shit every single day don't need to worry about their wardrobe, don't need to worry about anything else. They just need to worry about getting up and being great that day.

Speaker 1: 6:41

You ever heard the expression you want something done right, you give it to a busy person. That's true, and jim worthington is a busy person and I'll tell you this right now everything he does is right, it's not wrong. It's right that man does more shit for this town than all these school bureaucratic butt wads all do together in one shot. Ask jim how much money he's given to charity. Ask him, ask these school bureaucrats, how much money they've given to charity. They haven't. They've given it to rocco steakhouse. Give me the porterhouse, please. I'll see you in three hours. Hello, thank you. Talk to you later. Thanks very much. Here's the tip. Oh my god, barely 20. Remember if your gym doesn't have lawsuits, protein shakes, name-deaf political scandals and a DJ spitting pitbull at the pool bar. Are you even working out? Until next time, newtown, stay hydrated, stay hilarious and tell Brenda I said hi and leave fucking Jim Worthington alone. You see that American flag that sits outside of the NAC. He's the most patriotic motherfucker in Newtown. God bless America. God bless the USA.