Rock Bottom Podcast : "Suburbs, Sarcasm & Shenanigans" - If You Can't Take The Heat, Go Back And Get Another "Pumpkin Spice Latte"
04/23/2025 “Currently in contract negotiations. Social media activity is paused during this transition—updates will resume soon. To be continued. 😁🙏"
Produced In The 18940
Newtown, Pennsylvania
Covering My Town & Surrounding Areas
Welcome to the Rock Bottom Podcast, a platform where we delve into local news with a no-nonsense approach. From schools to transportation and the pulse of the community, we cover it all without the fluff. As my mom used to say, I speak my mind without a filter. Transparency is key here - no sugarcoating, no spin, just the unvarnished truth. That's our ethos, plain and simple. And remember, authenticity rules the day - just as Eric Scott Gold dictates. 😁
Episodes
273 episodes
Tonight @ 7PM Is Your 4.24 Board Of School Directors Meeting Council Rock Parents And Here Is Your Pre-Check Cheat Sheet
The financial crisis brewing in Council Rock School District has reached its boiling point. With a jaw-dropping $15 million deficit looming over the community, tonight's school board meeting could be your last chance to speak up before decision...
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Season 15
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Episode 27
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11:13
My Real-World Curriculum: What Students Actually Need to Succeed - It's 2025, Wake Up America!
Ever wonder why you can recite the periodic table but can't file your taxes? The education system has some serious explaining to do.The Rock Bottom Podcast rips apart our outdated school curriculum and rebuilds it from scratch with the ...
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Season 15
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Episode 26
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7:49
Teachers Deserve Better Pay, Respect, And A Functioning Microwave In The Lounge
The American education system is on fire, and nobody seems to be reaching for the extinguisher. Our raw, unfiltered deep dive exposes the stark reality facing today's educators: while 44% report daily burnout, administrators with vague job titl...
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Season 15
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Episode 25
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6:47
Power, Transparency, and Standing Up Against Educational Leadership Bullies
Respect—real respect—has nothing to do with titles, parking spots, or expensive suits. On this raw, unfiltered episode of Rock Bottom Podcast, we're ripping away the façade of educational leadership that substitutes power trips for genuine huma...
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Season 15
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Episode 24
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6:58
$15 Million in the Hole: How Council Rock School Board Neglects Teachers and Students
Buckle up for a no-holds-barred exposé of the Council Rock School District's financial mismanagement and skewed priorities. The district faces a staggering $15 million deficit, yet administrators seem more concerned with protecting their office...
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Season 15
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Episode 23
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9:42
Kids: High Times and Hard Truths: Why Today's Weed Isn't Your Parent's Pot
Ever wonder what happens when you combine a wild youth, modern cannabis culture, and brutal honesty? DJ ESG holds nothing back in this raw, hilarious episode that starts with outrageous tales of his teenage exploits and transitions into surpris...
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Season 15
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Episode 22
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7:46
Kids: Much Like In The Mid 90's They're Still Trying To Fuck You In The Lunch Line
Ever wondered why American kids are stuck with hockey-puck chicken nuggets while their Italian peers enjoy fresh risotto? DJ ESG serves up a scorching take on the sad state of school lunches that will have you both laughing and fuming.T...
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Season 15
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Episode 21
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7:54
Parents! Teachers! Newtown! Surrounding! -- You Will NEVER Believe Where The School Board Is Wasting Your Money This Time! I'm At A Loss! Student Cookie Control & Mystery Security Devices!
Ever wonder what happens when school administrators gather to decide how to spend your tax dollars? The Rock Bottom Podcast pulls back the curtain on Council Rock School District's finance committee meeting with savage commentary that will leav...
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Season 15
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Episode 20
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8:26
The Policy Committee Meeting: The Infamous "Grammar Olympics" Ensued, With Adults Spending Nearly Half An Hour Deliberating Over Conjunctions And Commas As If Negotiating Middle East Peace Accords.
Ever wondered what happens when educational bureaucracy meets suburban policy-making? Grab your coffee and prepare for an entertaining journey through Council Rock School District's latest policy committee meeting, where seemingly minor decisio...
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Season 15
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Episode 19
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8:41
The Funding Freeze: Rock Bottom's Fight for Football | Students First Always? Right?
Fed up with budget excuses while student athletes suffer? You're not alone. DJ ESG unleashes a no-holds-barred critique of the Council Rock School District's priorities that will have you nodding in agreement or squirming uncomfortably—dependin...
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Season 15
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Episode 18
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8:41
Attention Council Rock Parents - Get To The Next School Board Meeting And "SPEAK UP" Or Your Tax Dollars Are Being Flushed Right Down Neshaminy Creek
The battle over administrative spending in public education hits close to home as Council Rock School District debates spending millions on new offices while classrooms crumble. Welcome to a no-holds-barred examination of fiscal priorities gone...
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Season 15
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Episode 17
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11:16
How Our School District Is Wasting Millions on Band-Aid Solutions While Other Districts Innovate
School districts are notorious for bureaucratic inefficiency, but what happens when one citizen decides to pull back the curtain? This raw, unfiltered breakdown of Council Rock School District's facilities management exposes how millions of tax...
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Season 15
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Episode 16
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12:13
Your Money Is Funding Meetings That Even C-SPAN Rejected | And I Was Action Item One LOL
Ever wondered what happens when your hard-earned tax dollars disappear into the bureaucratic abyss? Look no further than this episode of Rock Bottom, where I take you inside the most painfully absurd finance committee meeting in Bucks County hi...
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Season 15
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Episode 14
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7:38
Part Two Of Two - ESG's Graduation Speech (Kids Enthusiasm Level 9)
Ever wondered what a graduation speech would sound like if it wasn't filtered through layers of administrative approval? DJ ESG, the self-proclaimed "people's champion of the suburbs," delivers exactly that in this raw, unfiltered reimagining o...
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Season 15
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Episode 13
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7:16
Part One Of Two - The Superintendents Graduation Speech (Kids Enthusiasm Level 3)
Ever sat through a graduation ceremony wondering what would happen if the person at the podium actually spoke their unfiltered truth? DJ ESG delivers exactly that in this laugh-out-loud episode of Rock Bottom Podcast, where we're treated to the...
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Season 15
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Episode 12
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8:49
Beyond the Microphone: What Really Matters at the Local School Board Meetings (The Remix Edition)
Ever sat through a meeting so pointless you could feel your life force slowly draining away? That's exactly what happened when our local school board gathered for what can only be described as "The Meeting That Time Forgot." For a ...
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Season 15
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Episode 11
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9:13
The Roast Of Overpaid Andrew Sanko And His Impotent Midget (Remix Version)
Ever wonder what happens when comedic rage meets educational bureaucracy? DJ ESG's latest Rock Bottom Podcast episode delivers a blistering, no-holds-barred roast of school superintendents that will have anyone who's ever worked in education no...
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Season 15
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Episode 10
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10:07
The Protein-Packed Political Playground of Newtown | Welcome To The NAC
Have you ever wondered what happens when fitness culture, politics, and suburban social dynamics collide? Welcome to the world of the Newtown Athletic Club (NAC) – a 250,000-square-foot temple to wellness that's so much more than just a gym.
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Season 15
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Episode 9
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10:36
What Happens When School Leaders Forget Who They Serve? | Bureaucrats, Bad Breath, and Budget Cuts: A Taxpayer's Rant
Freedom of speech isn't just a constitutional right—it's a responsibility to speak truth when systems fail those they're meant to serve. DJ ESG, the self-described "suburban prophet of sarcasm," unleashes a passionate defense of the First Amend...
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Season 15
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Episode 8
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10:26
When A Popular TV Producer Rewrites Your Podcast Episode - The Newtown Business Association: 18940 Chronicles When Networking Goes Off The Rails
Ever wondered what happens when a business association evolves into something more akin to a social cult with an oddly specific obsession for parades and tote bags? Welcome to the 18940, where the Newtown Business Association (NBA) orchestrates...
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Season 15
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Episode 7
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11:31
When A Popular TV Producer Rewrites Your Podcast Episode - School Bureaucracy Exposed: How Admin Bloat Steals from Teachers and First Responders (The Remix)
DJ ESG kicks off the inaugural episode of the Rock Bottom Podcast with a blistering takedown of educational bureaucracy that will leave you equal parts amused and outraged. After being deemed unfit for a school hall monitor position despite his...
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Season 15
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Episode 6
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10:54
When A Popular TV Producer Rewrites Your Podcast Episode - Defeating Bullies: A Personal Guide & When "Students First Always" Becomes an Empty Promise (The Remix)
Bullying isn't just kids being kids—it's a complex cycle of hurt that shapes generations, and nobody's talking about it honestly. DJ ESG rips away the sanitized, sock-puppet approach to bullying prevention and gets brutally real about what's ha...
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Season 15
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Episode 5
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9:37
When A Popular TV Producer Rewrites Your Podcast Episode - Bus Company Chaos: My Three Months in Hell (The Remix)
Buckle up for a jaw-dropping journey through the broken transportation system of one of America's "nicest" school districts. When mysterious text messages invited me to become a school bus driver, I had no idea I was stepping into an administra...
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Season 15
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Episode 4
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11:20
Bus Company Chaos: My Three Months in Hell
What happens when you peek behind the curtain of your local school bus system? I spent three months infiltrating one of the wealthiest school district's transportation providers, and what I discovered left me speechless.The Rock Bottom ...
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Season 15
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Episode 3
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31:25
Defeating Bullies: A Personal Guide & When "Students First Always" Becomes an Empty Promise
The raw reality of bullying demands more than empty platitudes and ineffective strategies. Drawing from personal experiences growing up as "the smallest kid on the block" in Philadelphia, this unfiltered exploration reveals what actually works—...
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Season 15
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Episode 2
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18:34