Getting Out With Jesse Xander
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Discussion on Cars and Comedy
Speaker 1like indians, not liking donald trump. Is that a thing? Indians, what like india?
Speaker 2indians like indians I guess they don't like they like I'm that's what I'm asking you I don't know. I never asked the indian.
Speaker 1Well because like 7-eleven dude hated me. Well, it could be he did not like me, yeah and he usually likes me, but I was wearing donald trump socks.
Speaker 2Well, you probably showed him like are they cool? I know I wasn't. You didn't out what I was wearing.
Speaker 1I got back and I was like, oh, maybe it was the socks.
Speaker 2Could have been the fucking socks If you're wearing shorts and stuff.
Speaker 1They can see the shorts.
Speaker 2That's what I'm trying to say Wait a minute, let me see, let me see these socks. Does it say Trump on the top? Yep, yeah, it says Dump Trump. Though what are you talking about? It says Dump Trump, oh, no it don't.
Speaker 1I thought it says Donald Trump. No, dump Trump. Oh man, that's why he was mad at me. Fuck, fuck. I thought it said Donald Trump. I'm wearing this shit Like yo. Yo, it says dump Trump.
Speaker 2It says dump Trump.
Speaker 1Wait, no, I got another pair of socks. I could have swore I had his face on.
Speaker 2That black thing, wouldn't that be Vesas? Yes, okay, cool, absolutely. But that's that Nice, I like it.
Speaker 1Yeah right, how do you blend it in? Right it just kind of does.
Speaker 1So, I'm saying it was closing its eyes, just like you have to at the nighttime, and you're just gone damn disappeared god, well, the hurley sign would still be there and your white shirt fucks her up, but other than that, you're pretty much good. I like it. It's not bad, right? Oh, and it folds up, so everything, all those shells get pushed up, so, yeah, so if you're not watching, you're listening. All the. It's like a three shelf cabinet right kind of thing uh-huh, but it has these, I don't know, I guess you would say collapsible arms that fold in on each other so these shelves just sit on something yeah, right and then you can just push the things up and
Speaker 2fold the sides in, so it's like up and then push the shelves in, and now it's all flat yeah, it was dope.
Speaker 1I was like, oh shit. I was like, I'll grab this that might fill in perfectly behind you there. That makes sense, right Because this is going to be perfect. I'm telling you, this is going to fit so good for this side, bro, it's going to be a perfect. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm telling you, I've been figuring this out in my head for so long. That's why I'm not setting it up until they clean.
Speaker 1this is because it's not game time until it's game time, and I know you guys may think that like, oh, they aren't putting out much stuff and we have been going through a lot of health stuff. We already mentioned this, but we just want to let you know there's a lot of work going on, and when we do hit it when you see something, we are going to put out something half-assed.
Speaker 1And when you see something video-wise and clip-wise or whatever it is, it's going to be that you know what I mean. I told you I'm not putting out anything besides something that I would watch. No shitty audio no shitty video.
Speaker 2And if it is.
Speaker 1I'm going to make it nice.
Speaker 2Make it nice, make it sound good. I'm going to do all the things that I have to do to get the shit nice for you.
Speaker 1And if I can't, it's not going up Every Wednesday, no matter, can't? It's not going out? But every Wednesday no matter what time. It may be 11.59pm, but it will be Wednesday and that shit will get posted, because sometimes if I post it at, say, 9 o'clock in the morning, it won't register on other websites like Apple for like 10 hours.
Speaker 2Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1So that's that. That is that. That's how come I was like Kevin, did you listen to the episode? I was like, oh, I didn't know it was up Bro, every Wednesday, it's up.
Speaker 2You know what I did the episode? Yeah, exactly, we were. Every Wednesday, it's up. You know what I did the episode Before you come?
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly, we were in the car last week. Yeah, getting bit to fucking hell by that.
Speaker 2Oh, I told everybody that story, man. I told you the gnats and all that, oh my. God, they were attacking like we were eating candy on a Wednesday.
Speaker 1Yeah, you were at the beach.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm, you're at the beach, down by the beach, down by the beach where the gnats eat your shit, not your shit, you know? Wait, what did you just say? Yeah, not your shit, I mean like Wait, wait wait, what did you just say, though, down by the beach where the gnats eat your shit?
Speaker 1Where the gnats eat your shit. Yeah, I didn't mean shit like that, but why are you?
Speaker 2shitting by the beach. I didn't mean shit, but you shouldn't be shitting by the beach. I'm not shitting by the beach. I think you just gave away your secret Naps in your ass and shit.
Speaker 1What Are you secretly shitting by the beach?
Speaker 2Only on Wednesdays.
Speaker 1I knew it, bell Bar right, bell Bar never didn't even see you coming.
Speaker 2No, bell Bar, right, mm-hmm, bell Bar never didn't even see you coming. No, they don't see me coming because they can't see me. They won't because you close your eyes at nighttime. No, they close their eyes.
Speaker 1They close their eyes. Yeah, yeah, you have that. You have that big, or did you cross?
Speaker 2over to the dark side. No, I'm on the light side and the dark dark side you can't be both I can. That's the only way. Oh yeah, you can you. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy that's unfair, I'm sorry because I fix people's lives with the door.
Speaker 1That's okay, that's the whole world, everybody's evil and you're so busy, some of that water in a delicious, some pelly pills oh, the pelly, pills, there you go you know we're gonna fucking die.
Speaker 2Well, what do we do?
Speaker 1We clean fucking the Mercedes gutters out.
Speaker 2So I got here and then we looked at the car and then we opened the car and then we started cleaning the car and we got everything out of the engine, all those fucking things that fall from the trees.
Speaker 1You know all the pollen and shit. Yeah, all the air.
Speaker 2All the freaking air vents are all cleared out now.
Speaker 1So the air conditioning can work and the water can actually flow through.
Speaker 2I was just like damn man.
Speaker 1You got nice air conditioning.
Speaker 2No, I don't Exactly. You're like holy shit yeah.
Speaker 1I just got to start. Now we have to do Anyone that knows any good salvage yards or junk yards. What we have to do is piece together the interior of the car, so I have to find the pieces that Everything from basically the dashboard to the center console, to the console to the, to the seats really like I want to replace the seats too, like I'll buy the whole package deal, interior lining, all that stuff, headline, headboard all that the, uh, the, the rubber, all that stuff that you need, and what do you guys get that all the salvage are.
Speaker 1So if you know anyone, please let me know.
Speaker 1Oh shit because I know nothing about cars, but I know I can. I will figure that shit out. Uh, it's not that hard. I pretty much know what I need to do already. And the car is a fucking 99. It only has 90,000 miles, 90 at most, 90 hard to get hard, and it's a compressor like, so it has its own turbo, which is crazy stuff crazy I think my brother upgraded it to an AMG. I'm not sure. He may have just put the stickers on it to make it look like it's one.
Speaker 1I don't know it's a potato salad.
Speaker 2It's freaking you never know.
Speaker 1I've learned a lot of things. You never know if this shit's real or not.
Speaker 2Well, it freaking idles. When it's idling, it sounds like it's real.
Speaker 1The AMG part. Amg is like a souped-up version of it. People back in the day used to buy like kits that came with stickers and all the parts that made it look like it was the sports extra souped up version of it. But I do know that they did buy. Remember those black rims, that were in the trunk.
Speaker 2Yep, he bought like the deep dish rims.
Speaker 1Black the racing seats.
Speaker 2What's the other ones? Is that the only one that you guys got now?
Speaker 1They're all old. This is all from when we used to live in the big fucking Well, if you have the old ones, you can sell them. Yeah, I already sold. Why do you think they'll have one tire?
Speaker 2Potato sellers. Potato sellers.
Speaker 1I can't even have it sold higher. Potato salad, potato salad Ha ha ha. Potato salad. That's it, man Dude, literally. Potato salad, potato salad. See now you got it. Fuck, fuck, I feel bad, but that's the crunch of it. But look what would have happened if they had it anyway.
Speaker 2Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1At least it got sold when it would have been able to get sold. You can't get a fucking dollar for that now. You can't. You really would have to get the price of steel for that. I got how much a rim would cost. I sold it in 2009. Okay, it was still a rim. It was actually a nice rim, right. It was like a $2,000-$3,000 each wheel. So imagine 7, 8, 10 years later that rim is still going to be at least $100-$200 each. You know what?
Speaker 2I'm saying as an addict that's the first thing.
Speaker 1I saw those things sitting outside Barely fucking 20 of them each. You get what I'm saying. So yeah, as an addict, that's the first thing I fucking. I saw those things sitting outside really fucking 20 of them, Bam I'll just sell them. I have no idea what the fuck happened to them. They don't remember, they don't know half of the shit that they even fucking.
Speaker 1It's ridiculous, dude. It's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. The house was so big that the storage unit that we have is just packed with stuff. I don't even think of anything. They know what's in there. Just ridiculous my attic.
Speaker 2I've never been there since 1941. I'm telling you 1941 is a big year, dude. There's a big fucking year, yeah big year.
Speaker 1We leave that year. Will you leave that year alone? And we stay in that year. We stay in that year.
Speaker 2We stay in that year alone and we stay in that year. We stay in that year, we stay in that year. We got to stay in that year.
Speaker 1We got to stay in that year and make sure that you're safe, I'm getting that year. Make sure that you're safe and it's good that everybody's all right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Sorry if my ass is hanging out and everything. I'm not even looking down there.
Speaker 2Is it hanging out a little bit? I don't want to look down there. Was it what? I didn't even look. Well, how am I supposed to know if I don't look? Kevin bro, now I just gotta vacuum this, that's my last name, g, you know.
Speaker 1Thank you, man. You gotta be it, you gotta be here. Make sure that this goes in nice all right.
Speaker 2Oh, do you whack down someone's?
Speaker 1back. Uh, this is getting thrown out, oh nice.
Speaker 2So oh, I keep doing it to the ceiling dude.
Speaker 1Oh, that is fucked Right. Yeah, I didn't do it that bad. Did you just put that in the corner?
Speaker 2Yeah, you want to do it, hot I know you're black, so you can just. Excuse me, sir, you can jump very high. I'm not black and white, I keep. You're half-half, dude, you're half-half.
Speaker 1You're a halfie. You know you're a halfie, so stop it. I'm an island boy. You're a half. Don't ever, you don't. We keep Kev, I keep telling you you don't want to be an island boy ever.
Speaker 2I love surfing.
Speaker 1Surfing in the USA, hawaii, yeah, but you don't want to be fucking those island boy kids. I, those island boy kids, I keep telling you that those island boy kids are like fucking half retarded Island boys. Yeah, and you like have a disability and you're not even close to them.
Speaker 2I don't even know what I am. I could be Scottish, I could be freaking. You are.
Speaker 1You're fucking German, russian, you're the whole.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm not German.
Speaker 1You're the whole mix-up of whatever TGG wants to be that day. Sometimes I'd make out with you and you were fucking speaking Japanese dude Sometimes. Yeah, Right, Did you not?
Speaker 2Yeah, kamichua yeah.
Speaker 1Motherfucker, they don't know shit.
Speaker 2They don't know shit, Kevin. They don't. What? Shut up. They don't know shit, Kev. They don't. What are you clearing out? Just gonna put this in the closet.
Speaker 1Put this in the closet so that we could get some room. Okay, and finally, oh, I don't want to do that first, that's what I want to do. Thank you One thing. And finally oh, I don't want to do that first thank you one thing, one thing, ladies and gentlemen, so what jesse bought was the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 2vacuum slash mop I like that one vacuum slash mop. Vacuum slash like what?
Speaker 1it's so good and it's just made for hardwood floors, and that's why I have a hardwood floor so there it is, the beauty of that Mop vacuum thing, this thing's sick. Look you just go. What I think, pop it in. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2The future, the future vacuum.
Speaker 1Yes, right, a future vacuum.
Speaker 2Well, it's gonna fly too Like Harry Potter, huh.
Speaker 1You're gonna get far With that thing. You gotta make sure you don't wanna. You wanna make sure your asshole's not hanging out when you bend down.
Speaker 2First of all, right, john.
Speaker 1Bam, we're going to take up the metal that's on the ground. You know, what I'm saying, Because I got some fucking hooks or something I fell over. So this shit's got suction too, dude. This shit sucks better than the fucking Amsterdam Red Light District, though.
Speaker 2Look at that bingo. What a vacuum Vacuum and mop.
Speaker 1I was doing a dry mop and a vacuum at the same time. All right. So you give it a little dry, go around, and then, when you're done, germs can be gone. Spray, there you go, okay, and now it's a mop.
Speaker 2Now time to mop, ladies. And and now it's a mop, now time to mop. Place it down.
Speaker 1Time to mop now we need that residue that you know that like gets dragged along, right, you just? Up there you go just back it out there we are look, I'm a salesman for what are they? You know, I'm a salesman for uh, what is that? What's that? What's that show, what's that channel that they have all day that's on and they sell, they sell shit. Uh auction no, oh, no, no.
Speaker 2It's like Channel 3, qvc, oh QVC, my mom that's my.
Speaker 1There you go. Qvc is awesome. Gosh, they still have it, they're still around.
Speaker 2QVC. What Are you kidding me? It's a different female every time. I know. Oh man, today we're going to sell this for Christmas. These lights look great.
Speaker 1They're awesome. I can't believe they still sell shit, bro. They change different colors. How do they?
Speaker 2sell shit still. Why are we selling this? Because I want to make money, I know. But how are they still in business? Because it's QVC. As long as they have enough money, they're just going to keep doing what they do.
Speaker 1I don't know how they still have money. That's what I'm going to say. That's crazy With the internet and everything, it just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2It's still there, they got HSN they got QVC HSN. Ladies and gentlemen, remember that what HSN, remember that what's HSN. It's like QVC A little different.
Speaker 1Oh, the Home Shopping Network, there you go.
Speaker 2Yeah, well, how, where is that still around? Or no, hsn? Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah, QVC's more popular, is it? Yep, you would know, yeah, qvc is more popular, is it?
Speaker 1Yep, you would know, yeah, your family's a big.
Speaker 2I do sit there and drink wine.
Speaker 1I used to watch QVC all the time, dude, when I was a little kid. It was weird.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It would put me to sleep. Yeah, that's what it's different it would put me right out.
Speaker 2It's not to buy stuff, it's to put me to sleep every night, yeah it put my mom to sleep all the time. She always had to have the TV on. Now, it's different. Now she listens to music. She listens to different music I never knew she would listen to Really. Yeah, it's a little scary Ow.
Speaker 1I'll be upstairs. I hear yo be up here. This shit is so much lighter than you would think. This is too. It's only like two pounds it. It's very weird, yeah. So look at that. It fits perfect into the closet. So much more. That's not bad.
Speaker 2I like that Nice. It's wonderful.
Speaker 1Wonderful it is, and I can do this now. Watch, let me see it, so you get this.
Speaker 2Look at like fucking QVC Jesse.
Speaker 1Oh, look at that. Oh yeah, I was like I told you I was. I was like I was bargain. I was bargain hunting dude.
Speaker 2Bargain hunting.
Speaker 1I had to. This shit's bad bro. I'm telling you, I went into Walmart, there we go their shit would be so like unorganized. Yeah, the garbage cans were everywhere, oh that's great, Like just everywhere. I've thrown all over the aisle Cheapest plastic garbage can I could find? I'm talking about a small one the size of the one over there oh, $8.99.
Speaker 2$8.99?. What for a small garbage can like that that light behind you? What is it made out? Of glass or something that?
Speaker 1light behind you was $6.
Speaker 2This $6? So how is a?
Speaker 1plastic garbage can $9?.
Speaker 2It makes no sense to me, because you need to throw something away.
Speaker 1Well, you know what you're gonna pay a lot to throw something away that's so crazy.
Speaker 2Do that or throw that window, okay. Oh, don't do it in front of my house, okay, I just flew out of there.
Speaker 1But hey, I didn't know that was even like that. That's sick look look at that sick.
Speaker 2Look, look, look at that look at that. Oh, there you go yep, yeah, that's awesome, yeah, that's cool. Put some pens and pencils in that one. I don't know what you can put on top of there.
Speaker 1Perfect, see, yeah, no, that's going to be where I put my meds or whatever I need to put on there, okay, okay, nice and organized. Same my colognes and then. So I think that backpack's empty for you now, Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2That'd be perfect. Where is it? Did we find it? Where is it? The army one, right? Yeah, it's right here, it's buried.
Speaker 1Is there? All right, let's go through it. Let me see if there's anything left in there.
Speaker 2I think you went through it, but yeah, no, no, no, this is telling me bro.
Speaker 1Wow, this is telling me bro. Well, I'd love this, though there's secret compartments. Dude, I got to be careful walking with this around Bro this shit will have you searching for your own stuff for like six hours. This shit will give me shot. You're going to put something in there, right? And you'll be like did I put it in there? And you're going to look in there. How's it going to get you shot?
Speaker 2It's a million bag, Good okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, this kid was in the Navy or the Marines. He's like a real like Marine Navy guy. Okay, nice, I think it's waterproof and everything.
Speaker 2Yeah, damn bro.
Speaker 1That's why it's like that. Yeah, it's just like the fucking, like he's got like a. It's like a. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know. Maybe it's fake. I he knew some shit. We were homeless together and he was pulling out some fucking tricks.
Speaker 2I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1He knew some things that were crazy, really, about certain buildings that are not allowed to be locked at night, places that you have to be, places that allow you to park your car and sleep like, and just like like walmart, certain places, so you can just like park up, say you're on a long road trip and you need to park for the night and sleep. They can't do anything like you do. A lot of shit like that that I had no idea about. I was like get the fuck out of here. Really. He's like yeah, dude, absolutely. They told me all this shit. Like get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1Okay, so then I and now I knew I always had a spot that I can go to fuck it. I was set damn bro, so but See what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2There you go. Yeah, I'm picking up some wild wood.
Speaker 1Hell yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's my gear bag, that's I have a pocket in there for every section of whatever I need my weed, my pill, my medication, the pills the, my headphones, my computer, iPad, my notebooks. See, perfect, this is great. See how much space does he have now?
Speaker 2I do know the Muffin man, Wait who's?
Speaker 1Wait, what do you mean? You know?
Speaker 2the Muffin man. I know the Muffin man.
Speaker 1But Alright. So who's the Muffin man? I know the Muffin man, but Alright. So then who's the Muffin man?
Speaker 2He, lives down Jewelry Lane. What he lives down Jewelry Lane, jewelry Lane yeah.
Speaker 1Something like that. Well, you can't say something like that. If you know him, you gotta know where he lives. Yeah, he lives down.
Speaker 2Jewelry Lane. Where's Jewelry Lane at? I've never been there. I still need to go there you want to go with me?
Speaker 1Yeah, that's fucked up, dude. Do you know him? You haven't been there yet.
Speaker 2No, I've seen him.
Speaker 1you know, Bro, I really feel like a piece of shit. I have like I really feel bad, dude Right.
Speaker 2I still have yet to see my really upset with myself. Yeah, you should be. I have not. There's no excuses. I haven't been able. What do you mean? You haven't been able With?
Speaker 1his fucking thing going on like all this.
Speaker 2Now you've got that quiet, you can take your. I'm telling you, I know. I know it's just going to happen. I've got all these doctors waiting.
Speaker 1It's got to happen, it's so. I've got all these doctors waiting. I have to get this shit cleaned before the guy comes on.
Speaker 2Friday Just put an S on your shirt and you'll be set. What does that mean, superman?
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I have. I think I might have the costume.
Speaker 2I could just wear that for the rest of the week. Don't wear the costume. I could just wear that for the rest of the week. Don't wear the costume, just wear the shirt. Yeah, yeah, because you still need to be YouTube.
Speaker 1Will that hit as hard? Do you think what the shirt?
Speaker 2The shirt. It would definitely.
Speaker 1Not like the whole shebang.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1All right.
Speaker 2KDG says to that's it, it you can even make our logos with that shirt wait till you see what I got coming.
Speaker 1Wait till you see what I got coming. I got some good year yeah, I got some cool stuff coming, got some good stuff coming, got some good stuff coming. And whoever's lucky enough to still be in our Patreon.
Speaker 2Yes, I am paying Anyone, please. I'm paying Patreons.
Speaker 1Even the dollar ones. I'm going to be.
Speaker 2Oh, you're paying them, no, they pay us a dollar. Okay 50,.
Speaker 1some pay us $10. But I'm going to be drawing, I'm going to be randomly picking one or two of them and I'm going to be sending them out a message asking them for their shirt size and sending them out the first and only that would be the only one of its kind the T-shirt for being a supporter for as long as they have been, that they have been. I already think I know one of its kind A t-shirt For being a supporter for as long as they have been.
Speaker 2I already think I know one of them.
Speaker 1I'm not going to randomly draw it because of how long they have been a supporter, of course. So yeah, thank you. So that's always a good thing. You know, guys, you already know so, yeah, if you haven't noticed, they got all these. Well, they don't probably see the ground. I have all these air filters everywhere. If anyone has allergies, believe me, I used to be against them.
Speaker 2They worked I never had allergies until I got older. Right, I have allergies in my ass. I have allergies in my ass. I never had them, you never had it.
Speaker 1When I was getting high.
Speaker 2I didn't get sick.
Speaker 1Nothing fucking happened to me.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And now it's like I can't catch a fucking break.
Speaker 2I can't. I mean, I can break something, but I can't catch a break.
Speaker 1Yeah, well, I break everything, Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2I just can't, I break everything exactly Exactly.
Memories of Parties and High School
Speaker 1I just can't, like you said. You're exactly right, I can break something, but I can't catch one. Yeah, what's in there? Okay, Like oh, throw that out, it's garbage, garbage, garbage. There's an empty bag.
Speaker 2What did you say?
Speaker 1Oh, you have earbud things no it's not earbud things, those are guitar.
Speaker 2Oh, the things at the end, at the end of the holders they hold the strings. Let me put the guitar stuff together. I'm going to bring my acoustic shoulder.
Speaker 1These are done up. These cost like 25 cents each.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1These were from my old guitar. He just gave them to me. Okay, no reason to even have them. So wait, hold on, is that garbage and just leave it in there no I just want to clear it out. That's garbage, and then this is not garbage when we paint. This is what we need. Yes, so we need this. That's the paper.
Speaker 2Do you know that? And then Michael Jackson, off this glove here.
Speaker 1Michael Jackson did leave. He left a couple of gloves.
Speaker 2Yeah, he shouldn't be here.
Speaker 1I love Michael dude. I'm sorry, michael's a good guy. I don't know, we don't know that.
Speaker 2Well, no, I meant, like you know, he was a nice guy.
Speaker 1Well no, I meant, like you know, he was a nice guy.
Speaker 2No, no, wait, where are we? Maybe he was a piece of shit then here we go.
Speaker 1No, no, no. How about we just say we don't know what?
Speaker 2he was like behind closed doors.
Speaker 1But we do know that his music is the shit, and that's all I can judge him on, because that's all I know him, for I'm not a judge.
Speaker 2I can't judge anyone.
Speaker 1I can't judge his personality because I know him as a musician.
Speaker 2I know him as a Michael. As a Michael Jackson, yeah as a Michael Jackson and as one of the best musician artists Nope can't say that Nope. Nowadays can't say that Michael Jackson, yep, michael Jackson, yep Michael Jackson. I don't know who you are, excuse me. My name is Kevin Giswaldo.
Speaker 1Yeah, and it doesn't know fucking who Michael Jackson is.
Speaker 2Michael Jackson. He had some hits out, Some hits. He did a moonwalk thing he created the moonwalk. First of all, he created it.
Speaker 1People are probably going to get mad at me. Maybe he didn't, but I think he did. He might have stole it, but people steal shit you know what he made it famous? I can say that he made the moonwalk famous. I know that for a fact. He was so brilliant in writing his music. Everything he did, he did it perfectly. Um, I just can't tell you.
Speaker 2He was just amazing he rolled his music huh well, he helped produce his music.
Speaker 1Okay, so, like he the sounds that. That, because we I told you we did Billie, billie Jean, remember I told you we redid, we redid that song.
Speaker 2Yeah, that was good, and in redoing that song we had to learn.
Speaker 1Well, my producer was doing research on how they got that bass sound.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And they layered eight different synth basses on top of each other.
Speaker 2And it was like eight different noises.
Speaker 1Yeah, into creating one base. And that was all. Michael jackson, like I want this type of sound this type of thing okay, I wanted to snare a sound. This type of way and like he wouldn't leave the studio or he wouldn't do the show until it was perfect until the lights were perfect until the sound was perfect, and he was very particular with how everything was okay, and I respect the shit out of that man nico, okay, you know I'm saying that it's like if you watch any of his documentaries, you'll see exactly what I'm talking about yeah.
Speaker 1Now this is 2000.
Speaker 2Oh look, at that Look at that 2008. Damn good background. I like that. I think they're going to purple, Damn good background. I like that 2008. I think they're going to purple yeah.
Speaker 1I look good now, and then we got this one.
Speaker 2I hate it. Don't move your face. Look at you, Look at, look at look at the blonde streaks. Yeah the little tips, yeah the tips, yeah the tips.
Speaker 1Oh, I got a little blue guy too, a little, look at me holding it like a bible. There you go, you hold that like a my was they taught me everything wrong. I learned nothing from that school yeah right, I really, I really did. I learned nothing besides social interactions.
Speaker 2Okay, what was that?
Speaker 1I learned how, like because of being in a band and doing all the after-school activities and doing all that shit.
Speaker 2But you had it.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying. I was always doing something and being around people and dealing with like. I remember having the senior when I had my graduation party in that house huge, we had like four or five cakes and I told you my background was huge, huge, and I'm surprised you weren't there because we had like every group was at my party, like everyone, from the drama club to the football team to like every group was at my party.
Speaker 2Okay, I've been to. I went to one big party. It was at like the huge house and it was in the backyard though Backyard and there was a side yard yeah and there was like beer kegs and they had the bat and they were spinning and stuff, playing all those games and stuff.
Speaker 1Well, I don't know, yeah, I don't know. It's about people and the mom's like hey, fuck up you're gonna get it I don't know, maybe, maybe could have been mine. That it was, it was mine, you would have remembered the house more than anything, because the house I don't think I want inside, though, okay. Well, no, I'm coming to the outside Like that's what you would have been more the house, I went into the woods.
Speaker 2No no, no it was?
Speaker 1yeah, it was, it was Waterfalls. Remember I told you that he had a no, no.
Speaker 2No, it was. Yeah, it was, it was waterfalls. Remember I told you that they had a pool? Oh yeah, waterfalls and the walkthrough.
Speaker 1What year was it when we graduated? Oh, you graduated the year after me.
Speaker 2That's why.
Speaker 1That could have been it. Yeah, what was it called? Yeah, so we had even, like, one of the kids of the football team came up to me and was, like, if you didn't have this party, right, like thank you so much because I would have left school never getting to meet, like the drama club kids. Yeah, yeah, or like getting to meet like Bernie.
Speaker 2Doug all those kids Like I never would have met any of them.
Speaker 1They were so fucking cool dude, like thank you so much, like this was awesome, this was an awesome party. He's like how do you know all these people? I was like because of the mom I was in the drama. The kid on smoking weed, you know, do it the drama, kids weren't? I got caught in that late the drama. You remember that path that was in the south, that?
Speaker 2went over the hill. That was a place over the air where people used to smoke right in the south. That went over the hill like it was a train track. That was a place that people used to smoke right in the morning.
Memories of Television Channels
Speaker 1Yeah, me and Korn, we were literally just. My brother taught me one thing when I was young that has stuck with me and it's like it really stands true for everything. Yeah, if you want to get away with something, just act nonchalant about it and act like it's normal?
Speaker 2Yeah, definitely, and no one will say shit about it. No one will say nothing, don't be like.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly, work on that. Yeah, so me and him, we'd just literally walk. We would get dropped off and we would walk all the way down and then we would start walking back, and then on the way back we would spark up or vice versa, on the we would walk smoking yeah and then on the way back, we wouldn't be smoking right, so like we were doing nothing wrong.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Never got caught, never smelt like weed coming back to school, because we were walking back, had all that air coming back and we were smoking a cigarette after Spray.
Speaker 2Exactly.
Speaker 1We were good.
Speaker 2Yeah, never had to worry about anything.
Speaker 1Yeah, I did go into class one time and went to the bathroom. There was always a bathroom on the outside and there was a gym teacher, I forget her name.
Speaker 2She was a black gym teacher.
Speaker 1What was her fucking?
Speaker 2name. Was she a he or a teacher?
Speaker 1No, she was like a gym teacher Really, and she was black. She was a black gym teacher. And she said you look something. It wasn't stoned, it was like a word that older people used and I was so scared that I was going to get caught and called down to the office that whole day. I was so paranoid I bet All over weed dude, yeah.
Speaker 2And now it's legal Right.
Speaker 1Now I walk. I can walk anywhere. The fuck I want Hi.
Speaker 2It's so awesome.
Speaker 1It's so awesome. It really changed like changed my life.
Speaker 2I bet it did. A lot of people don't understand that.
Speaker 1Yeah, like I wouldn't be able to deal with this arm or like, do any of this if it wasn't for any of that, like Keeps you going. He really was a lifesaver.
Speaker 2I love those candies too. Lifesavers, shut up, you want some. I don't need candy anymore, brother.
Speaker 1I've been losing the weight.
Speaker 2You've been losing it. Care anymore, brother, I've been losing the weight. You're doing very nice. Yeah, down like 55.
Speaker 1Down like 55 LBs.
Speaker 2Yeah, keep doing what you're doing, just putting this stuff away, even it out.
Speaker 1You know, yeah, buddy doing what? You're doing, just putting this stuff away, even it out. You know your buddy, so was there anything else I wanted to say to you before we bounce? Um, oh, pickle Rick game. No, like that's awesome.
Speaker 2Hmm, like the pickle Rick pickle the guys to go that close what you don't have to go, that close really yeah right, there's words right here, guys you see, perfect, it's awesome okay, pickle Rick and Morty, and it's a game, adult Swim, remember that. What channel was that 27?
Speaker 1I have no idea.
Speaker 2Remember that back then, when we had oh my God, 27? I remember 44 was Cartoon Network.
Speaker 1No, no, no.
Speaker 2Cartoon Network was 27,. 44 was.
Speaker 1Nickelodeon.
Speaker 2And then 63 was E. And then what was?
Speaker 1that. Oh well, now you're going into some other shit E.
Speaker 2You're going into E no, no, I'm just saying the channels. I know.
Speaker 1And then 66 was BET 68 was MTV. There you go, there's Warrior Style 67 was comedy. Okay, there you go, go the white thing. So you gotta do what. I was surprised. I was waiting for a white channel. I was waiting for the comedy central or, or a um, or a fucking adult swim, or something like that.
Speaker 2How about? How about the movies? What channel would the movies be on?
Speaker 1oh, you're talking about like FX movies oh, that's oh I wouldn't remember that something.
Speaker 2I think it's 66 or 67 no 67 is a comedy central 66 is bt, 68 then maybe 68 I don't know, you know better than me.
Speaker 1You've been on point with them, you've been really, actually you've been pretty good, that's actually a pretty good memory for here. I don't remember them like that.
Speaker 2That's pretty good, kev yeah, because I always used to like switch back and forth. I'd be like okay, I'm watching a movie, then there's a commercial. Be like okay, let's watch bt or something like that. That's 66, that's close to where it was, you know. Then be like okay, cartoons, let's go to 44 in that area oh, can I also say something too?
Speaker 1this is not like an advertisement or anything either, but I found this thing right because you know they have this hot, that hostage tape, shit, and they tell you like main reason you snore is because your tongue has nowhere to sit.
Speaker 2I, I was listening to that, and I was actually thinking about that today, where I put tape over my mouth.
Speaker 1I told you to do this man time. Yeah, and that's why I didn't do it.
Speaker 2Well, I don't listen to you.
Discussion on Chin Straps and Murder
Speaker 1Did you do it? I did it, I definitely did, and it feels good the next day. It's like I actually get more of a sleep, yeah yeah. It's like I get sleep. I actually get divided out of sleep.
Speaker 2You can't talk deep or smoke or anything like that.
Speaker 1The thing is too, you also want to be able to do it more than just at night. You want to make sure you're breathing through your nose most of the time at night, say you have nowhere to go and you're in the whole night. The strap on top of your head and keeps your chin up.
Speaker 2Oh, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1It forms, so you get used to it too, and it starts to form the muscle too, in your chin and in your bones.
Speaker 2Oh, then you have the structure and you look like.
Speaker 1And it does it, so now you can go outside. You could smoke your cigarette, bro. And it does it, so now you can go outside, you can smoke your cigarette and you're breathing through your nose. You're talking. You're breathing through your nose. You go to bed.
Speaker 2It's the same exact effect but without the tape on your mouth. It's just helping more too.
Speaker 1And it's helping ten times more. Women use it in China to like tighten up their bone structure and shit. How sick is that? That's crazy, so sick, I don't know. I just came across it and it worked like a charm, dude Right.
Speaker 2Like a glove. Like a glove, Ladies and gentlemen. Like a glove. I remember someone that had a glove and it didn't fit his hand, so he got away with murder. You're absolutely right. I don't even know what I just said. What You're absolutely right. Yeah, am I?
Speaker 1And we're going to end with the son of a bitch. Okay, who did that? He's dead. You know he died, right, he died In prison. I know he died, right, he died in prison. I think he died. Remember his car chase? That was crazy. Well, I don't remember his car chase. I don't even think were you alive.
Speaker 2I was in the back. I was in the back of the truck. I was like, yeah, I know you were faking your age this whole time. Yeah, oh and I found the glove.
Speaker 1I found the glove.
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