Milking the Franchise: The Cash Cow Chronicles Podcast
Chris and Tanner watch and break down every movie in a franchise, along with TV show spin-offs, video games and other I.P. Using our patented Post-Movie Survey's, we will get our audience involved by making jokes and critiquing these franchises one movie at a time. Let's take a deep dive into the cash cow that is Hollywood Intellectual Property and milk these franchises for all they are worth!
Episodes
52 episodes
BONUS EPISODE - Totally Twisted Twistacular!
Chris and Tanner read your survey responses for Twisters. Join us as we talk about tornado infusions, Twister shaped foods, and we help title the next Twister sequel. Plus we talk about Twister inspired rip-offs like Sharknad...
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40:29
Twisters (2024)
Chris and Tanner watch the 2024 sorta-sequel Twisters. Join us as we talk about absorbent diaper chemicals, Enhanced Fujita, and the wonders of 4DX movie theaters.We also talk about the VHS rental release Twister 2: The Terror Con...
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Season 2
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Episode 24
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1:34:10
Twister
Chris and Tanner watch the 1996 disaster blockbuster Twister. Join us as we talk about ridiculous debris, tornado super-abilities, and wet kisses.Please take our survey here: https://f...
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Season 2
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Episode 23
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1:19:48
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F
Chris and Tanner watch the brand new 2024 sequel Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. Join us as we talk about deadbeat dads, professionally flying helicopters poorly, and avoiding nostalgia bait.Plus we talk about the Beverly Hills Cop vid...
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Season 2
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Episode 22
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1:49:33
Beverly Hills Cop III
Chris and Tanner watch the 1994 sequel Beverly Hills Cop 3. Join us as we talk about dance numbers used as a joke, the annihilator 2000, and forgetting your own character traits.Plus we talk about the failed Beverly Hills Cop TV p...
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Season 2
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Episode 21
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1:55:39
Beverly Hills Cop II
Chris and Tanner watch the 1987 sequel Beverly Hills Cop 2. Join us as we talk about VERY dirty shoes, Axel Foley-isms, and obtaining fingerprints from superglue.Plus we talk about the popular soundtrack and a Beverly Hills...
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Season 2
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Episode 20
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1:41:58
Beverly Hills Cop
Chris and Tanner watch the 1984 classic Beverly Hills Cop. Join us as we talk about bananas in tailpipes, business kimonos, and Eddie Murphy's ability to elevate a basic premise beyond what is written.Please take our survey...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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1:32:14
The Garfield Movie (2024)
Chris and Tanner watch the 2024 animated reboot The Garfield Movie. Join us as we talk about drone food delivery, cat translation apps, and acorn technology.We also talk about more Garfield video games, Garfield Minus ...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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1:29:49
Garfield Gets Real - Garfield's Fun Fest - Garfield's Pet Force
Chris and Tanner watch the direct-to-DVD trilogy of animated films Garfield Gets Real, Garfield's Fun Fest, and Garfield's Pet Force. Join us as we talk about hate watching, hot dogs vs. lasagna, and replacement voice actors.
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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1:35:07
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
Chris and Tanner watch the 2006 sequel Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties. Join us as we talk about animal talking rules, lasagna, and leaving your will to a cat.We also talk about more Garfield video games, the Garfield and F...
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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1:40:47
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Chris and Tanner watch the 2004 live-action film Garfield: The Movie. Join us as we talk about whether or not dancing is considered a joke, lasagna, and cat puns.We also talk about Garfield video games, Prime time animated s...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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1:50:53
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Road House (2024)
Chris and Tanner watch the 2024 streaming reboot Road House. Join us as we talk about shaving on a moving boat, unhinged Conor McGregor, and artificial intelligence.Please take our survey here:
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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1:48:53
Road House 2: Last Call
Chris and Tanner watch the 2006 direct-to-video sequel Road House 2: Last Call. Join us as we talk about having slot machines in your living room, a severe lack of throat rips, and tramp stamps.Please take our survey here: <...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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1:38:37
Road House (1989)
Chris and Tanner watch the 1989 classic Road House. Join us as we talk about rippin' throats, sexy Swayze, and Shipoopi.Please take our survey here: https://forms.gle/pF9VgjRTeZ8bVFhc8...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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1:43:49
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
Chris and Tanner break down the 1997 direct-to-video sequel Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. Join us as we talk about glowing construction workers, Allison Mack before NXVIM, and green screen hell.Plus we watch more Honey, I Shru...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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1:52:49
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid
Chris and Tanner break down the 1992 sequel Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. Join us as we talk about comic fainting, difficult baby actors, and sweating to the oldies.Plus we watch Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show and Chris t...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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1:43:27
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Chris and Tanner break down the 1989 classic Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Join us as we talk about questionable parenting, kid movie nightmares, and microscopic bug hairs. Please take our survey here:
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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1:38:29
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Chris and Tanner break down the new 2024 sequel Ghostbusters; Frozen Empire. Join us as we talk about expanding cinematic universes, bloated casts, and our incredibly divisive Ghostbusters movie rankings. Plus, we play Ghost...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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2:03:05
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Chris and Tanner break down the 2021 legacy sequel Ghostbusters; Afterlife. Join us as we talk about mini marshmallow men, endless fan service, and the pitfalls of re-launching a franchise. Plus we play Ghostbusters: The Video Game and re...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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2:19:31
Ghostbusters (2016)
Chris and Tanner break down the 2016 reboot of Ghostbusters AKA Ghostbusters: Answer the Call. Join us as we talk about endless cameos, lady slimers, and the gender-swapping controversy from this movie. Plus, we explore the animated show ...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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1:44:41
Ghostbusters II
Chris and Tanner break down the 1989 sequel Ghostbusters II. Join us as we talk about good vibes, making this movie PG, and naked ghost cars. Plus, we play more Ghostbusters video games and Chris gives us an oral history of the franchise!...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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1:57:51
Ghostbusters
Chris and Tanner break down the 1984 classic Ghostbusters. Join us as we talk about scientific techno-babble, crossing streams, and how bustin' makes us feel good. Plus, we play multiple Ghostbusters video games and find out the cra...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:38:16
Riddick
Chris and Tanner break down the 2013 sequel Riddick. Join us as we talk about immunizing yourself to venom, pet jackals, and jinxing our janx. Plus, we watch a pointless motion comic and briefly talk about the Assault on Dark Athena...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:27:25
