Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed
Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed - the podcast that hunts down and tears apart shenanigans on the classic 1970s TV show, The Love Boat. When laws, morals, and behavior go rogue - We Are There!
With a new episode each week, we're a TV review podcast that comments on, analyzes, and reviews the worst of these high-seas offenses with edgy commentary and modern-day criticism.
Come aboard. We're expecting you! Join Rob Springer, Charlotte Jones, and Producer Caleb and get to know The Love Boat's all-too-cozy crew and peculiar passengers.
When it comes to the wild ways of the 70s, you'll learn this is just the tip of the iceberg. Spoiler alert: pop culture and retro behaviors were an untamed beast ripe for a takedown.
Episodes
54 episodes
Ep51 - She's a Little Runaway
Teenage Runaway Girl?Captain's Paternity Tested!A study of Playboy magazine and body hairProducer Caleb in Stranger Things inspired drag?We celebrate one year of podcasting Love Boat Exposed!!
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26:55
Ep50 - Don Knotts Impregnates Catwoman?!
Julie Newmar + Don Knotts !! The mis-match of the century!! Now The Love Boat has had pretty much every cast member from another of our old favorite TV shows, Three's Company!That's right, Catwoman from the original Batman ...
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Episode 50
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31:07
Ep49- "R" Words: Three is Company Two
🛳️ New Lows are Hitting the Deck on this Episode:🤪 The sad use of the word "Re*ard" (multiple times) to describe a young mentally handicapped boy - by his mom, Three's Company's Joyce DeWitt (!)😞 The act of constant sexual haras...
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Episode 49
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36:55
Ep48 - Taxi Driver: Love Boat Style
🚕 Pretty lady propositions shlub taxi driver & pulls him onto cruise!🍑 Doc's bare butt stars in a sick office-bedroom adventure!!👰♂️ Doc Marriage proposal? Lady Doc humbles Doc Briker!🤒 Lovesick crew member redempti...
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23:59
Ep47 - Cruising Alaska! Where Men are Men, and ...
🎉💍 Season 3 Begins - Fall 1979 with a Big Fat Wedding in Alaska!! 🏔️ Goodbye Mexico as Love Boat heads north to North America's Final Frontier👮 NCIS' Mark Harmon in his 20's!🏃 Man leaves bride at alter for ex...
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23:21
Ep46 - POW! Season 2 Ends! Pregnant at 87? Sony Bono joins KISS? (Almost) End of the 70s Decade
Season Two Double Header!! Too much packed into just one show!!👨🎤 Sonny Bono is a Goth Death KISS Rocker ☠️ Overheard Murder Plans!👵 Grandma gives birth in a sick Doc Experiment?!👩🦰 Redheads femme fatales seduction!🧏♀...
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Episode 46
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33:55
Ep45 - Julie's Daddy Complex Get's Weird
🏩 Julie sets her sites on a senior dude - we're not sure why ❤️🔥 A prepubescent boy falls in love with ... Julie. Thank you, Stubing.⛽ Gaslighting behavior on full display✊ Evil capitalists vs. union organizers?...
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Episode 45
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33:20
Ep44 - Corey Feldman! Stiller & Meara!! Charo!!!
🌶️ Papa Stiller caught with Charo in his hot little hands?! Ben Stiller's Parents are aboard! (Anna Meara and Jerry Stiller) 🕺 Multi-talented Corey Feldman makes his Love Boat Debut!😳 Julie unk...
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Episode 44
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27:42
Ep43 - Palms & Grease. Let Your Imagination Go Wild!
🔮 Appropriation and the Gypsy fortune-teller💐 Didi Conn ("Frenchy" from Greece) visits - and Gopher practices the art of deception 🐷 The Captain is a Sexist Pig🔍 GRANDY WATCH Begins: Gopher: Congressman and Politic...
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Episode 43
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24:37
Sex Slave Castaway! Titanic Disaster?
🔄EPISODE REWIND Top-Rated Episode of Season 2(Originally aired Nov. 30 2023)👙A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back, and so is Mrs. Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his cruise ship, and...
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33:55
Ep41 - OJ Simpson and Pollyanna?
This Episode rocks at a fast-pace with characters and plots that include:🗡️ An appearance by the murderous OJ Simpson?!🦰 Hayley Mills (grown-up Pollyanna)⛵ Yachting with scandalous P Diddy??!👎 A boatload of stereotypes⚾ Regg...
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Episode 41
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34:13
Ep40 - Bitter Amputee, Pill-Popping Overdose
- Julie and Doc Have more foreplay (!)- Oscar Goldman from "6 Million Dollar Man" wallows in big self pity - His wife is driven to constant tranquilizer usage- The woman doctor-shops and overdoses on pills- Two Girls, One G...
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Episode 40
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34:39
Ep39 - Gilligan Gets Laid, Julie Can't Stop Man-Stealing
🍸 Captain's Alcoholism comes in handy👨🦽 Handicapped Vietnam Vet resolution😚 Gilligan (Gilligan's island) picks up a lady friend💣 Julie, a homewrecker - again!🥪 We also talk Madonna, grilled cheese, & tomato soup, <...
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Episode 39
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22:29
Ep38 - Julie's Dimpled Desires and Vietnam Controversy
🌶️ Julie's Reunion Cruise Reveals illicit encounters and super creeps.🪖 Love Boat goes political with a Vietnam War theme.🐔 Vietnam War Draft Dodger on The Love Boat😖 Assorted Scandals, Romance, and Betrayals 🛏️ Woman designated...
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Episode 38
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23:39
Ep37 - Blatant Racism & Sins of The Father
⭐ "Ted Lange, if you're listening out there, I would like to go beyond Cameo. I'd like to patch you in as a guest because we've got questions, and you're one of our favorite characters."— Rob 🚫 Unjust Profiling: "W...
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Episode 37
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26:59
Ep36 - Dark Magic and Gopher Quits
🚢😈🪄 The Love Boat sails into the Realm of Dark Magic 🦱 Welcome Back Kotter revisits the Love Boat 🐹 "The Gopher" slams down the gauntlet. The captain gets it between the eyes and Goph walks out the door⚠️ P...
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Episode 36
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27:42
Ep35 - Open Marriage Swinger Cruise 70s Style
Lock your cabin doors! Spouses are swapping and no one is safe!From open marriages and love triangles to questionable moral decisions, no scandal goes unturned in this episode.Ginger from Gilligan's Island is the Doc's Ex Ex Ex ...
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Episode 35
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32:56
Ep34 - Sex Doll Passengers and Julie's Arranged Marriage?
Ventriloquists bring new forms of deviant behavior onboard when their dummies seem to get a mind of their own - and look out for when these creepy "sex dolls" are on the prowl.Spotlight on Julie as she is actively recruited to become a ...
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Episode 34
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28:30
Ep33 - Buy a Child in Mexico? All Aboard!
Captain and Doc on the make, again.Women's attraction to Doc remains inexplicable.Using the set from Zoro's on Love Boat.Dabney Coleman and Rue McClanahan win points for their actingChico and the Man connection.
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Episode 33
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30:12
Ep32 - Gopher Sleaze Meter & Doc Cuts a Woman
🩺 Doc happily tells a passenger he would like to probe her... then later, he has another woman on his operating table.🐹 Gopher gets ranked highly when we introduce the sleaze and horny meters. He actually "pins the needle"...
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Episode 32
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39:38
Ep31 - Little People & Sex Bet for Julie
🍕 Julie is the ultimate people pleaser (wink, wink); at least, that's what two boys figure as they bet an anchovy pizza to the first one that beds her.🧑🤝🧑 "Little People" invade the Love Boat, and they cause some passengers to face th...
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Episode 31
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26:52
Ep30 - Doc's Underage Dilemma with Bonus Fat-Shaming!
🚨 The Doctor is continuously sexually propositioned by ... Gopher's sister. Also, she is a minor. And she wants the doc to teach her how to "love" correctly. 🔪 Jamie Lee Curtis had just starred in the original Halloween movie and n...
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Episode 30
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35:57
