My journey from Unitarian to Scientologist to childhood star in the show "Nooks and Crannies," and ultimately the rise and fall of my reign as the Cummerbund King. 3 all-new songs!

My increasingly abusive relationship with Mrs. O leads to PRE-Traumatic Stress Syndrome. I run away,  join a gang, and hitch a ride on a freight train where I become vehemently disenchanted with hobo luggage apparatus.

My story continues with my introduction to school, where I am terrorized by bullies. Seth develops problematic stools, while I find my calling as a child butler only to fall victim to "tender" abuse, pun intended. Nanoo is stricken with a tragi...

My story begins, as all stories do, with the stories of others: The challenging lives of my grandparents and the sacrifices they made to allow my parents to rise to fame and fortune. But my story is not so fortunate.