The Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show
(Adult humor.) The Dragonsail Puppets are a musical comedy ensemble featuring two dogs, a retired cat and a forceful diva.
The Dragonsail Puppets sing their rocking, funky original songs and hone their comedic craft while sailing the seas aboard the "Club Dragonsail", a huge old whaling vessel that is somewhere along the spectrum between luxury liner and rickety piece of antiquity. Upon this war-scarred ship, they entertain their "willing captives" —aka patrons who have dared to buy a ticket and take the ride —and dock every so often to regale fans in various ports.
When not on the ship, they busy themselves in their rural hometown running errands at the Pinch-My-Penny or getting styled up at the Color-Me-Crazy Salon, all in preparation for the next leg of their collective journey(s).
Episodes
50 episodes
Pie Crust Promises
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "PRETENDERS PLAY" and "PEARL" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS.Zola must reckon with a pu pu platter.Puppets give thanks in the face of damning hist...
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Season 1
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Episode 50
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22:36
Halloween in the Wine Cellar
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Inspirational Guest" and "Caution" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS.Bruce traps Catatonia and himself in the ship's wine cellar.Surrenda give...
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Season 1
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Episode 49
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27:28
Goldiefinger
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Dark and "In It" from their studio album VISION SWEEPS.Onree's mother trolls Bruce for his bad habits.Surrenda chokes out our tears with laughter.Onree...
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Season 1
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Episode 48
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23:03
ASK SURRENDA: Wise Advice For Foolish Hussies, episodes 6-10.
Surrenda, grande dame of the Dragonsail Puppets, gives much needed advice to clueless hussies about:Dealing with potluck brownie snobsAvoiding grandchildren Removing lonely friends from your house who overstay...
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Season 1
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Episode 47
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22:16
Vision Sweeps
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Vision Sweeps" and "Horn of Plenty" from their studio album VISION SWEEPSBruce is drunk and Surrenda must warm a cold stick in her hand to deal with him Surrenda...
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Season 1
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Episode 46
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25:40
Life on Land
In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Heat Ladder" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.• Surrenda must face the hussies in her neighborhood in person.• Catatonia tries to orient her mother in space in her...
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Season 1
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Episode 45
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21:30
Heading Home
In this episode:• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "One Touch Longer" and "The Island That Is Paradise" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.• Winston's brother heads to the slammer.• Surrenda slays in her lizard hip bone cho...
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Season 1
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Episode 44
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24:42
Ape Going Up
In this episode:• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ape Going Up" and "Too Many Hands" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.• Catatonia's mother pees in the planter.• Surrenda beats back Georgia Hotflash's ambition to join he...
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Season 1
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Episode 43
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24:34
Plump My Bilbos
In this episode:• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Blue When Cooled" and "The Great Fires" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.• Catatonia's mother thinks her microwave is a TV.• Surrenda tells a story from her childhood ...
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Season 1
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Episode 42
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25:01
Corn Nuts
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Old Stone Face" and "The Giving Sea" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.A suspicious identity thieving rascal threatens the crew with unspeakable mayhem yet again.
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Season 1
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Episode 41
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25:17
Ice & Fire!
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ice And Fire" and "Invisible Journey" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.Surrenda attempts to put together a raw primal epic show with a clueless cast.Catatonia's m...
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Season 1
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Episode 40
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24:16
Crushed Velvet
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Lord of the Lair" and "Look No Further" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.The unwelcome return of a scoundrel into the lives of the puppet crew outrages Catatonia and...
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Season 1
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Episode 39
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21:49
ASK SURRENDA: Wise Advice For Foolish Hussies, episodes 1-5.
Surrenda, grande dame of the Dragonsail Puppets, gives much needed advice to clueless hussies, such as:How to properly siphon back money owed to one by a family memberHow to redeem your frizzed-out hussy hairHow to...
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Season 1
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Episode 38
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20:29
Episode 33: Wet Garden
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Wet Garden" and "Wild Sanctuary" from their eleventh studio album WET GARDEN.The unwelcome return of a scoundrel into Surrenda's life impels her to recount Georgia Hotflash's ...
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Season 1
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Episode 37
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24:46
Episode 32: Hussies in Hollywood
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "SPASM" and "A NEW LIGHT" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.The puppets visit the city of overgrown rodents and offending palm trees.Surrenda continue...
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Season 1
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Episode 36
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22:16
Episode 31: The Secret Exhibition
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Lucifer Bug" and "Dome Jam" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.Catatonia must keep secret from Surrenda her attendance at an event with a convicted felon....
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Season 1
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Episode 35
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24:21
Episode 30: The Wake
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Warm to Cool" and "Fluff" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.Surrenda turns an otherwise boring wake into a barn burner.Surrenda gives us the scoop on...
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Season 1
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Episode 34
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23:42
Episode 29: Hubba Hubba!
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Scroll" and "Thrust and Frenzy" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.Catatonia addresses Surrenda's "crude sexual strut".Surrenda stuns and inspires in ...
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Season 1
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Episode 33
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22:41
Episode 28: Lobster!
In this episode:• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Chrysalis" and "Water Spider" from their tenth studio album, RUTS AND JUTS.• Surrenda and Catatonia consider the dubious creative ideas of their peers on the boat.• Surre...
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Season 1
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Episode 32
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26:29
Episode 27: Mother's Backed up on the Boat
In this episode:• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Curl You Back to the Center" and "Nature of Illusion" from their tenth studio album, RUTS AND JUTS.• Georgia Hotflash becomes a menace in spandex.• Catatonia's mother sea...
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Season 1
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Episode 31
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23:01
Episode 26: Ruts & Juts
In this episode, the Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ruts & Juts", the title song from their 10th album.
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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19:59
Episode 25: Hot Pot
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Hot Pot" and "Ritual" from their ninth studio album, GREAT WING.Georgia Hotflash oozes all over Surrenda's chakras in order to gain good karma for her Hollywood ambition...
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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21:44
Episode 24: Might as well Let it Come and Go
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Giordano" and "You Bless Me" from their ninth studio album, GREAT WING.Catatonia and Bruce dip into the sauce and babble incoherently about the wine's bouquet Su...
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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24:50