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ADVENT CHAOS CALENDAR: Batman Smells, The Elf Does Too

ADHD MUMS Season 2 Episode 59

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A chaotic little singalong with Gen's baby turns into an elf mischief saga with drains, trees, and a very smelly street. Gen's eldest shares the honest truth of forgetting, laughing it off, and letting kid logic guide the holiday fun.

• kid‑led Jingle Bells remix
• the elf’s wild journey through tree, drains, toilet


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Further TW: This podcast references at times: alcohol abuse, depression, mood disorders, medical emergency, miscarriage, traffic accidents, grief and loss, teen pregnancy, anxiety, abuse, PDA, low self esteem, and anti-depressant medications, disordered eating, hoarding...

All music written and produced by Ash Doc Horror Lerczak.
Artwork by Gen

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Silly Jingle Bells Remix

SPEAKER_02

It's a roll up to Christmas and we're mumps with a each.

SPEAKER_04

Jingle bells, jingle, jingle bells, Batman smells loving lady neck Batman we all let's we all underway. Hey Rude snow On a hand rig and white Hun it is to write and sink slay On a hand rig and white How fun it is to write and sink On a vomit in the snow On a funny On a vomit in the snow On a moment to write that sink and stay is tonight Oh Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jobs Natal Oh Billy Lust is really on the moat away Hey Jingle Bells Jingle Bell Wait a minute what did you say?

SPEAKER_01

The the elf was apparently in the arms of the angel. Tell me some other things he's done.

SPEAKER_04

He also like once he he hided in our tree and also he also he also went down the drains and also he went down the toilet into the sewers and then we pulled them back up and then the whole street got we and poo all over it.

SPEAKER_01

We did and it was so stinky.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And where is he now?

Forgetful Parents And Bathroom Break

SPEAKER_04

He's now in town saying pee or bomb everywhere.

SPEAKER_01

But remember last night we were gonna get him down from somewhere and we forgot.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah the other stayed under the scope for three days.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because we keep forgetting to take him down, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03

No, because mummy does meow, they can't meet.

SPEAKER_00

Cuz I keep forgetting to take him down.

SPEAKER_03

It needs a wee!

SPEAKER_00

Right, let's go to the toilet. Bye!

SPEAKER_03

But also I've not got good memory.

SPEAKER_00

We neither.

SPEAKER_03

Bye.

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