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ADVENT CHAOS CALENDAR: Batman Smells, The Elf Does Too

ADHD MUMS Season 2 Episode 59

A chaotic little singalong with Gen's baby turns into an elf mischief saga with drains, trees, and a very smelly street. Gen's eldest shares the honest truth of forgetting, laughing it off, and letting kid logic guide the holiday fun.

• kid‑led Jingle Bells remix
• the elf’s wild journey through tree, drains, toilet


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Further TW: This podcast references at times: alcohol abuse, depression, mood disorders, medical emergency, miscarriage, traffic accidents, grief and loss, teen pregnancy, anxiety, abuse, PDA, low self esteem, and anti-depressant medications, disordered eating, hoarding...

All music written and produced by Ash Doc Horror Lerczak.
Artwork by Gen

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SPEAKER_02:

It's a roll up to Christmas and we're mumps with a each.

SPEAKER_04:

Jingle bells, jingle, jingle bells, Batman smells loving lady neck Batman we all let's we all underway. Hey Rude snow On a hand rig and white Hun it is to write and sink slay On a hand rig and white How fun it is to write and sink On a vomit in the snow On a funny On a vomit in the snow On a moment to write that sink and stay is tonight Oh Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jobs Natal Oh Billy Lust is really on the moat away Hey Jingle Bells Jingle Bell Wait a minute what did you say?

SPEAKER_01:

The the elf was apparently in the arms of the angel. Tell me some other things he's done.

SPEAKER_04:

He also like once he he hided in our tree and also he also he also went down the drains and also he went down the toilet into the sewers and then we pulled them back up and then the whole street got we and poo all over it.

SPEAKER_01:

We did and it was so stinky.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

And where is he now?

SPEAKER_04:

He's now in town saying pee or bomb everywhere.

SPEAKER_01:

But remember last night we were gonna get him down from somewhere and we forgot.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah the other stayed under the scope for three days.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, because we keep forgetting to take him down, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03:

No, because mummy does meow, they can't meet.

SPEAKER_00:

Cuz I keep forgetting to take him down.

SPEAKER_03:

It needs a wee!

SPEAKER_00:

Right, let's go to the toilet. Bye!

SPEAKER_03:

But also I've not got good memory.

SPEAKER_00:

We neither.

SPEAKER_03:

Bye.

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