
Escape the Tapes
Two bestie Virgos with a hard-on for horror talk nostalgia- VHS, black and white, the nitty gritty, and also a little bit of free therapy. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll hear about movies you legitimately haven't thought of in decades.
Episodes
48 episodes
Ep 42: Blade (1998)
RETIRED??? We think not. Let’s dive into the hero who embraces the anti-hero vibe completely.
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52:48

TT- Ep 1: Good For Her pt.2 (ft. Drew)
Second installment of our “Good for Her” series with a pick by each of us (including our esteemed guest, Drew).
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49:02

Ep 41: My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) ft. Drew
We are joined by our good friend Drew, aka @horror_with_an_accent to go over how we all missed getting to see the sequel of the OG My Bloody Valentine in theaters, as well as seeing it in 3D. There are comparisons, there are banjos, and there’s...
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52:14

Ep 40: Fantastic Four (2005)
Pre-MCU superheroes with a literal villainous ex-fiancée, a little bit of lazy, and a whole lot of silly.
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50:34

Ep 39: Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Thomas’s second favorite movie of all time. We talk adventure, effects, and homages to the future.
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48:20

Ep 38: Pride & Prejudice (2005)
A very near biblically accurate rendition of the 1813 novel, we go over the highs and the extremely low lows (the cringe, if you will) of this gorgeous film.
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1:12:22

Ep 37: End Of Days (1999)
Catholicism, a REALLY cool devil, a 27 year old who is just a girl, and the ball dropping into a new year
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57:30

Ep 36: The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
Ghosts of Christmas three, Tiny Tim, slightly odd Jamaican accents, and the spirit of being better for your fellow humans. All with mostly felt friends
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51:25

Ep 35: Black Christmas (2006)
Creative kills, homages, and tons of holiday cheer. This remake truly drives herself
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59:59

BONUS Ep: Jason X (2001)
Celebrating Friday the 13th the only way we know how- with Jason Voorhees. Jason in space is almost a diabolically hilarious take on a franchise.
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41:21

Ep 34: Addams Family Values (1993)
Mayhem, mischief, murder, and the Addams family with all their values.
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45:40

Ep 33: SPIDER-MAN (2002)
We open on a truly iconic song. Spider-Man is quotable, real, dramatic, and everything we could have possibly asked for in the early 2000’s.
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59:31

Ep 32: Scary Movie (2000)...HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
You thought we’d do horror for Halloween, you thought partially correct. 2000’s Scary Movie is dissected and quoted thoroughly, and we go into a potential new movie in the franchise.
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52:09

Ep 31: SPOOKY LADIES PT. 5
We have SIX (count them, six) spooky ladies to end our Spooky Ladies™️ segment for the month of October. We’ve got the girls from Addams Family Values, and we’ve got the undead from Death Becomes Her. Listen as we round out the month!
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41:37

Ep 30: SPOOKY LADIES PT. 4
Beware the stare of Mary Shaw, and beware the wrath of Tiffany Valentine. Join us as we start bringing our spooky ladies month to a close.
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31:55

Ep 29: SPOOKY LADIES PT. 3
Does Elvira or Mary Lou Maloney have the better song? We talk brash, unapologetic spooky ladies of the murderous variety.
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40:34

Ep 28: SPOOKY LADIES PT. 2
Blue butterflies with an exposed ribcage and a thirsty succubus from Devil’s Kettle. Not a competition, always appreciation. Our spooky ladies this week are Emily from The Corpse Bride and Jennifer from Jennifer’s Body.
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43:53

Ep 27: SPOOKY LADIES PT. 1
HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON!!! This first week of October we’re talking about the spookiest ladies from both Beetlejuice (1988) and The Craft (1996). We plan to continue our Spooky Ladies series all October long :)
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39:54

Ep 26: Practical Magic (1998)
THE TIME HAS COME. We sing songs, we dissect the rules of magic, we discuss abusers and their rightful fates.
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1:22:59

Ep 25: The Mummy (1999)
Toilet paper, a damsel who isn’t quite in distress, a Chupa-Cairo, and more. All of these are variables in quite arguably one of the greatest movies of all time.
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1:12:57

BONUS Ep: Friday The 13th (2009)
Happy Friday the 13th, our boy Jason’s ultimate holiday. We go over the 2009 remake in terms of best kills, cast moments and gratuitous… you know.
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1:04:32

Ep 24: Small Soldiers (1998) 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
Join us to talk about the adventures of the Commando Elite and the Gorgonites!
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1:03:36
