the OBJECTIVE JERK
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the OBJECTIVE JERK
LAPD PRESS BRIEFING ABOUT NOTHING: The investigation into the murder of Rob Reiner is a FARCE
We share a day-in-the-life mix of community joy, a stubborn Santa beard plan, and a sharp critique of a high-profile LAPD press conference that left the public with more questions than answers. Culture meets competence as we weigh trust, safety, and how institutions talk when people are scared.
• Local empanada festival energy and community feel
• Parenting wins through kids’ dance competitions
• Beard growth as a goal with purpose and timeline
• Discomfort management and practical grooming tactics
• Daily driving hazards and yield assumptions on tight roads
• Press conference analysis on warrants and non-answers
• Plain language vs procedural caution in public safety
• Updates reported on the homicide case and media leaks
• Mental health, accountability, and institutional trust
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SPEAKER_05:Objective jerk. What's going on? How's everybody doing? Hope everybody's well. Let's see. What's been going on here?
SPEAKER_06:They had the empanada f festival. These empanadas that like a certain type, I guess the way they're made, were created here in the city I live in. I don't like to say the city I live in, but people that know what I'm talking about will know. Man, I look very Muslim. So, real quick, don't let me forget about the empanadas. A friend of mine who's been growing his beard. I say friend. He was a battle buddy in the army. Which we're friends, we're friends on Facebook, but I haven't seen the guy in forever, you know. I mean, yes, I consider him a friend, but I mean, are we friends? You know, I don't hang out with him or anything, but anyway. So he he's been growing his beard for a while. I don't know if I talked about this or not, but and then suddenly, like a week ago, not even a week, well, maybe, but anyway, a few days ago, he posted a picture and he had like stripped all the color out of his beard, so it was just pure white gray and his eyebrows, and he's like, The season is here or something. And I was just like, Holy crap, dude, he looked just like Santa Claus, man, with the eyebrows and everything. Like he, I mean, he didn't have the hat on or he had nothing on, but I was like, dude, he's gonna pull that off like good. And then he posted a picture just the other day in the full thing, and I'm just like, bro, he looks just like him. So it kind of inspired me. The screen changes colors, I noticed that. Anyway, kind of inspired me. So, I mean, I yeah, I guess I could technically do it this year if I wanted to, but I don't have a suit, I don't have, you know, whatever. There's lots of seamstresses around here though, so I can get one made. But so next year, I'm planning on doing it next year. Gonna keep my beard up to a point, you know, and then do the same thing. My problem is I I can't, I I've never been able to keep the beard. And everybody's like, dude, you gotta get some good oil and you gotta do this. And it's like I do all that stuff. I blow dry it, I use conditioner, I have the little heated comb thing. It's not about the way it looks, it's just how I feel. And I just feel like a homeless bum. And sometimes I just gotta have kind of a clean face. I like to leave a little something. So I sit, that's what I'll do, is I'll wear a beard, wear a beard, grow a beard for you know a couple months, and then it starts to bug me, and I'm just like, eh, okay, I'm ready for a change, and I take it off, you know.
SPEAKER_05:But with having a reason to keep it for, you know, plain Santa, I can kind of grow it.
SPEAKER_06:The hardest part for me is the mustache area, which is why I look like a Muslim Abraham Lincoln right now. This is what bugs me the most. So if I have this trimmed, I don't really notice the rest. So what I'm gonna have to do is kinda every time I get antsy, I just trim, shave this down like this. And then I'm good. And then this will grow. And then, you know, I just I'll do that, and then but once it gets close, like September, I'll I'll let it grow and I'll have to not. That'll be the that'll be the the real challenge is not do anything. Just let this grow and then, you know. Because around here, nobody they do stuff, you know, Christmassy, but they don't really do, you know, it's not the same as it is in the States, obviously. But I could, you know, me being a big white guy, and if I have a white beard, Filipinos don't grow beards, you know. If somebody dresses up like Santa, they don't look like the typical Santa, you know, obviously they're Asian and they got like a fake beard, but if I could grow, you know, then it could be a little more authentic looking, I guess. So my wife's kind of like, yeah, let's let's try it. So that's a goal for next year, I guess. So yeah. But yeah, the empanada festival. So they're they have like this dance competition thing that you know they do down the road, the main road, like they corrog the chorograp the word for dancing, cor choreography. I can't say it. Choreography? Choreography, choreography, choreography. So I'm like, damn. Anyway, you know what I'm saying. So like each like class or school has you know a different routine and they have different outfits, and they come down the street and they do the dance to the song, and it you know, it's like a parade, and everybody's there and everything, and they get you know, it's like a competition. So my my middle son, he's done it twice now. He did it last year, but only because my wife made him do it. But he kind of wanted to do it this year.
SPEAKER_05:Surprisingly. And it's just stuff like that that I really love about living here.
SPEAKER_06:You know what I mean? It's very kind of uh it feels like a community, and people, you know, get excited about this stuff. I don't because I don't like to be out in public with everybody, and I just like I like that it's here, but I don't take part in it, you know what I mean? Because it's like there's that stuff I like, and then it's just again the driving around here. Just yesterday, I'm driving in my little talk talk down the road, and that's the thing is like nobody looks. I've said this before, but nobody looks before they pull out. They just or they might look just enough to see that there's not a car right in front of them. So that means there's enough space that they can just pull out, and then the person that's coming up can slow down. You know, it's like they have to yield to me. It's just the opposite, and they never look. And this guy just pulls out in front of me, and I'm just like, oh my god. So I move over to the right a little bit because the talk tar thing's, you know, it's kind of narrow. He's in a he's in a curon curon, which is a little tricycle thing. So I move over to the right, but then he just kind of keeps going, so I have to jam on the brakes, and it just you know, and then it's like so. Then I go around him and he's just kind of looking at me, and I give him the fucking motto, you know what I mean? And they just like what what the huh? I suck at driving, what it's so infuriating, and it happens multi just from here to where like this where I live is small. There's you know, it's a short little whatever, but I run into that kind of incident multiple times every time I drive. It's so annoying. Oh my gosh. You know, I've always said the two things that I don't like about here the heat and the way they drive. The heat is number one, the drive is number two. It's kind of slowly starting to it's gonna switch. And the number one's gonna be driving, and then the second one's gonna be heat.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. It is insane in the membrane.
SPEAKER_06:Okay, so I wanted to talk about talk about a press conference regarding oh man, I meant to look up what details have emerged further. Because this press conference is right about the same time I did my last podcast. I'll do that, I'll do that next. I'll do that next. I'll look it up. But I'm gonna put a video up. I'm just gonna watch it. Now I've seen kind of parts of it, and I recorded this, so I kinda, but I haven't really s really haven't watched it. It's kind of long. Oh, seven minutes, so that's alright. So I don't know if we're gonna watch the whole thing, but I just wanted to kinda give this example, and I'll wait to talk about it as we watch it, but so let's see. I'm gonna push play on here and I'll have to just start it right when you dead end.
SPEAKER_03:Hold on, hold on, hold on.
SPEAKER_02:No, okay. Hold on, hold on. Has anyone been detained yet for questioning? Are you questioning people now that could be possible suspects and or a person or persons of interviews?
SPEAKER_03:Specifically to your first question, no one has been detained. Specifically your second question, no one is being interviewed. What were these injuries?
SPEAKER_06:No one's that's the thing, is this guy did not answer Jack. Why even hold a press conference?
SPEAKER_03:As it's publicly releasable, if it is part of the investigation and it is not publicly releasable, we will not be releasing. Are your detectives inside the home? Hold on, hold on, hold on. One at a time. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, one at a time. This gentleman is next.
SPEAKER_01:Are your detectives inside the home right now? Or are they getting access to the home right now as we speak?
SPEAKER_03:We're waiting for the legal process to move forward. We have to obtain a search warrant for the residents as soon as that is complied with.
SPEAKER_06:After it zooms in. Okay. I'm so I'm I'm not using OBS, I'm just using like my computer and the whatever. So it's like I'm watching the video, and then I'll have to add it to my video later. Maybe I should go back to OBS. I don't know. It makes it a little easier, especially when I do crap like this. But my thing is, is like, man, I just I I just the podcast. I just want people to listen on the podcast, really. The video part. You know me, I'm lazy. Anyway, so this guy right here, this he's a the assistant chief, deputy chief. He is the quintessential man, I can't talk for shit. Quintessential, quintessential, DEI hire. Like this dude is a moron. Maybe he was told don't answer crap. I don't know. But he's an idiot. It seems like he's an idiot. When you listen to the whole thing and he's like, I don't understand. It's like, what the what? So this first thing here is like, are the police in the house like, oh, we're waiting for a warrant and this and that and kind of stuff. I remember the parts I did watch of this video is he like they're calling it as a death scene, not anything else. It's like, what? And then he says later on, oh blah blah blah, and then he mentions it as a crime. It's like, well, what is it? If it's a crime, it's a death, wouldn't that be murder? Like, what's going on? Like they're dancing around it. They don't want to they I don't understand what's going on. It's it's almost like they're trying to change the way they give out information and do investigations so that in the future they can manipulate, change, and cover up the investigations. That's what it looks like to me. So they asked him, you know, are they in there? And he's oh, we're waiting for the you know, the warrant and this and that, blah, blah, blah. It's like, okay, yes. You need to make sure you have proper legal, you know, documentation, whatever, so that through the investigation, nothing is found on on the what is it called, the the the po the rotten tree or whatever. You don't want to find find some evidence that connects you to other stuff, but you found that evidence illegally, so then everything else you found after that becomes inadmissible in court. I don't know if I explained that right. I'm not I know some stuff, but I don't know how to explain the stuff I know very well. But but the thing is they were called there because somebody was murdered, even though he doesn't want to admit it. Police arrive after, you know, fire tries to maybe save the lives, okay. It is obvious that they were killed by somebody. Police are there. Probable cause, they can investigate certain they can't just blindly okay, we're gonna we're gonna search the house. Yes. They need to have proper, you know, they should have, you know, something wait for that paperwork. But like, why is it taking so long? Which is kind of weird. Like that should be they're going there, oh, looks like you know, we got some sort of assault murder. Immediately right there, they should be putting in the documentation to get you know the warrant so they can go through and search the rest of the house. If there's nothing to so like, if they get there and they see two people dead from obvious wounds, right? Knife, blunt object, whatever, and there's a trail of blood that leads to a bedroom, they can follow that trail of blood and go into that bedroom and search that bedroom based on the evidence in front of them. That's called probable cause, you know. So they don't need a warrant for that. But I mean, if they go there and there's not much to go off of, and you know, it's a big house, I'm sure it's like a mansion. Yeah, they need to have the proper, but it's just like, why is it taking this long? This is retarded. Anyway, I don't know. Let's see. This guy just seems like a complete idiot, though, man. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01:And the surrounding neighborhood. Just to follow up, Deputy Chief, is there somebody from the family not allowing detectives inside the home right now?
SPEAKER_03:But that that's the inconsequential. We have to comply with the legal process. It doesn't matter whether the family allows us in or not. Detective, what are the things that you're doing?
SPEAKER_07:Ma'am, I have the family members been notified.
SPEAKER_06:He's not wrong, but like, why is it taking so long? Because I think this press conference was like four to six hours after.
SPEAKER_03:There were two victims. I believe the family's aware. In other words, why are you not releasing their names? That's that's gonna be the Los Angeles County coroner that releases the information. Okay, because this is a homicide.
SPEAKER_06:Ma'am, go ahead. See again here.
SPEAKER_03:Yes, is this a homicide? This time it's a death.
SPEAKER_06:Everybody knows what happened, but this guy doesn't want to determination.
SPEAKER_03:We can't call it anything. So we're gonna conduct that invest hold on. We're gonna conduct that investigation at the appropriate time. We will identify what kind of incident it is, and if it's determined to be a crime, we will seek the suspect, we will bring them to justice, and we will take them into customers. The mayor has confirmed it's the Reiners.
SPEAKER_04:The mayor has already confirmed it's the Reiners. Can you tell us any more?
SPEAKER_03:I can't speak for the mayor, but I can't speak for the Los Angeles Police Department. Los Angeles County Coroner will identify the deceans that are inside of the residence. That will be hold on. That's why they say it's reported. And the official identification of the scenes is they don't say it's official.
SPEAKER_06:It's like he doesn't want to say, I don't know if it's him.
SPEAKER_03:I'm not gonna address that.
SPEAKER_06:Can you give us more details about needing the warrants and the family not letting you in? Can you just explain more?
SPEAKER_03:Sure, there's a there's a legal process whenever you're going to conduct an investigation in a crime at a crime scene in the state of California. You you there are certain requirements. In order to conduct a thorough investigation. So you don't want to hear that crime scene investigation and then have someone. So then you hear the reporter. This is nonsense.
SPEAKER_06:So we're we're gonna even the liberal reporters that are there reporting on this are saying how retarded this is. I hope they have the crime scene cordoned off and blocked so that the sun can't go and manipulate it while they're waiting to have access to the crime scene. You know what I mean? I'm sure they do, but it's just like wow, dude.
SPEAKER_03:And I do want to be clear. Hold on. I want to be clear with one thing wherever we can be transparent and provide information to the company. As soon as we can.
SPEAKER_06:A lot of the best questions and remarks are in the background.
SPEAKER_03:Is there an understanding about when the deceivants may have passed? Yep. No. It's been about six hours.
SPEAKER_06:Well, then why don't you get the coroner? Because obviously you can't answer shit.
SPEAKER_04:I I don't understand. Well, that's apparent. It's been six hours since police were first called for this. Why is it just no longer for this investigation?
SPEAKER_03:Just to be clear, there's an initial investigation when the patrol officers arrive. When they make a determination that detectives are needed, they will back out, we will conduct the area to make sure that it's safe. And then we will comply with the legal process, and then we move forward. I'm not getting a lot of things.
SPEAKER_06:That should all be done in like two hours.
SPEAKER_03:Pete, you had another question.
SPEAKER_06:Six hours, dude. See, it seems like they're trying to cover up something. It's like they're trying to cover up or they're trying to change. It's like it's like they're trying to find a way to blame Trump. You know what I mean? How can we make it to where his son will be obtaining the warrant in real time? Let's wait and put a MAGA hat in his room when we take pictures of it.
SPEAKER_03:I cannot tell you when their estimated time of arrival is.
SPEAKER_06:We're already well it's been six hours. I hope so.
SPEAKER_03:That's correct. We've only done preliminary, we've only done preliminary investigations. So six hours of June. Okay, so nothing has occurred inside the house. The house is in the exact same state it was when the officers arrived, just to be clear. Are we safe in Brentwood tonight? Are we safe in Brentwood tonight?
SPEAKER_06:Are we safe in Brentwood?
SPEAKER_03:I I can't hear you. Are we safe in Brentwood, the neighbors of the community? Oh, are we safe in Brentwood? I'm sorry. Yeah, so we have we have officers here at the scene. We have officers in the area. We're not looking for anyone in the Brentwood. They're trying to find out, like, okay. Is there a person interest that's like not besides the Reynolds? Someone over here had a question. The fact that it's been reported it was the son of the family. I I don't understand.
SPEAKER_06:I don't understand. What reported about who people okay?
SPEAKER_03:People magazine or people in the I don't know anything about people magazine. Yeah, that did not hold on. That did not come from the LAP. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_01:Can you give us a sense of how many witnesses, if any, you guys have been able to talk to? Are there people you've been talking about it? Okay, I can't get any information on space with who've been giving you useful information in terms of what unfolded inside that home.
SPEAKER_03:So we've already been talking to the neighbors, we've already been canvassing the neighborhood and speaking to residents that live around this area, so that's part of our investigation. In terms of someone that may have information regarding what happened inside the residence, we're not gonna release that information. That'll be part of the investigation.
SPEAKER_06:This is this is okay. So I mean, how much of it is like what he was told to not say, really?
SPEAKER_05:But the guy just he just exudes incompetence.
SPEAKER_06:You know what I mean? It reminds me of again, I think this was the deputy fire chief of LAPD, with the video where it's like this big butch dike. Okay if you got yourself in a fire, th then I don't know what to tell you, or some kind of I can't remember the m the the quote. But it's like they're talking about you know a female's have to carry someone, and they're like, Well, if I gotta carry you out of a fire, you're you're already in trouble, or something. I can't remember, it was something stupid. But whoa.
SPEAKER_05:What is that? My audio all of a sudden got weird. It's like very echoey. What's going on? Okay, I don't know. Anyway.
SPEAKER_06:So, you know, it's just very similar, so it's like, what what are they doing? What? I don't know.
SPEAKER_05:I man, I don't know. I am so glad I don't live there. Dude, LA's gonna end. Whoa.
SPEAKER_06:The stupid audio jack, man. That's what it is. So the audio or that weird noise was just for me. Awesome. Yeah, my audio jack and my computer's jacked. Anyway, but it's gonna end up being like Detroit, just everybody's leaving. What was the like lately? Like Chevron gas stations are now pulling out of there. It's turning into like a legit shithole. Not just a play on words, not just you know, political. I don't like, you know, the people there shithole. Like a little literally I'm gonna become a desolate shithole.
SPEAKER_05:You know.
SPEAKER_06:And it's all just because of these retarded politics and ideologies, you know. It's like yes, you know, back in the day, not even that long ago, were people of color not hired because there was a white guy, and the white guy was hired instead of the person of color. Yes. But I guarantee you that white guy was qualified for the job. You know what I mean? These people, the ones that they're hiring, oh, this person's gay or brown, so we're gonna hire them over the white guy. But this person's not even qualified. So many people in liberal ran states, and then you look at Hollywood, the state of Hollywood, the people that are in charge of these companies, the people who who are redesigning Cracker Barrel and doing all this crap, they don't have the skills or the qualifications to do their job. They got their job because they're a woman, because they're gay, because they have melanin, melanin, and whatever in their skin. You know what I mean? That's it. And and this is why, you know, things like this, and it's all failing.
SPEAKER_05:Again, not saying 100% that's what with that dude, but this guy was complete ass.
SPEAKER_06:I mean, it really was. I mean, why even hold a press conference if he can't he should like I don't know, I don't get it. I just don't get it. But I guess that's why it was the deputy, because the chief didn't want to look like a fool, maybe. Alright, let me see.
SPEAKER_05:I'm gonna let's see, hold on a second. Trying to find something. I should have pulled this up earlier, but you know me, I suck. Alright. And then plus, dude, my computer's so slow. I got this Mac that's six, I guess going on eight years now.
SPEAKER_06:I guess that's old for a computer. But dude, man, they're so expensive. It's like, God, you gotta buy one every three years.
SPEAKER_05:Fuck off. Damn it. Said that for crap, I hear my dogs barking. Hold on a second. Dang it. Check and see if my wife is home or somebody's here. Alright, nope, nobody's here, so they're barking at something else.
SPEAKER_06:Okay. Uh, let's see. Let's see if there's any further information. Because you're not gonna get it from that guy. I mean, everybody already knew. It was already put out, you know. And it was it's just all reported, allegedly, blah, blah, blah. That's all you gotta say. Well, initial investigation is showing to be this, but it's still on they don't want to even do that. But yet, when it's the other way around, oh, it was a white MAGA guy, he did it. It's like, whoa.
SPEAKER_05:It just happened. It's like they're trying to Oh, here we go. Reiner's daughter lived in quote unquote fear of Nick, leaning heavily on Brother Jake after murders. Well, no kidding, because the what? Okay. Let me see. Is there anything else on there? Let me see, let me see. I don't get on here very much, so I guess if I click on this, it'll bring up other related articles. So let's see. I did uh talk about Yeah, this guy I don't know. It just seems like LA is the Sodom and Gomorrah of, you know. But the sun is always out.
SPEAKER_06:Alright, let's see. Okay, no, I want to see what else is going on. Here's a video about it, but I don't want to watch a video. I want to read Rob and Michelle Rider. Gathering at home. Okay, can we get some more pop-up? And then yeah, Conan O'Brien, that was the last thing I did see. Conan O'Brien You know, played a part in them dying really unintentionally, not, you know, but if he had let people just call 901 and his son go to jail, Rob Reiner would probably still be alive.
SPEAKER_05:Alright, let's see. I'm just drawing family, friends gather. I guess what so what's let me see.
SPEAKER_06:I was talking about the other daughter or the daughter that found him, I guess. Oh, what's this? Yeah, Conan O'Brien stopped guests from calling 911. He probably regrets that now. See, that's why you just dude, if people need to be held accountable. Somebody's acting a fool, and you need to call 911, call 911, you know, get that dude out of there. Because when you don't, this is what happens. Let's see. The thing is, they don't want to blame it on, like, there's reports that he's on all kinds of psychotic medications, and then of course, Pfizer doesn't want, you know, well, hold on a second, let's not get that out there too quick. You know, they're probably the ones that are keeping everything, you know, in check so people don't say too much. Hold on, let's see if we can find another reason for him to go psycho and kill his parents. We don't want to say it's fentanyl because then that makes Trump look good because he's destroying all the fentanyl. We don't want to say, you know what I mean? It's like it's all it's all just trying to cover everything up. It's annoying. Alright, Rob Reiner, blah blah blah, guests, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay. Don't care. Here's some stupid famous people. Michelle were discovered. Okay, here we go. Rob and Michelle were discovered stabbed to death in their Los Angeles home. Rob was 78 and she was 70. Their bodies were returned to their family on Friday. Following an autopsy. Medical examiner. Well, okay, the their official cause of death were revealed to be multiple sharp force injuries.
SPEAKER_05:According to it's like it's it's almost they have they got like political correctness with this now, too. Multiple sharp force injuries. Used to be like stab wounds.
SPEAKER_06:No, it's like they gotta be political correct with everything. It's so annoying. Alright. Their deaths were ruled homicide. Oh wow, who would have thought? I bet you that guy's still I can't comment. Alright, sources previously told the post that Raham daughter found the couple's body with their throat slit. Yeah. Couple's son, Nick, was arrested later that evening. So he was arrested, but he couldn't say nothing about it. I don't understand. In connection with his parents' death, and has since been charged to counts first degree murder. Nick has been locked away in solitary confinement. Twin Tower's Correctional Facility Altellos Angels remains on suicide watch, following his parents' murders. Just hours before their death, they attended a Conan O'Brien party where Rob and Michelle Rob and Michelle got into a big fight with Nick. They had an argument at his party. Rob been telling people that they were scared for Nick and scared that his mental state was deteriorating. Nick was reportedly diagnosed with schizophrenia. Maybe you shouldn't take him to a party with a bunch of people you I don't want to talk crap about. The deceased, but anyway. I guess they didn't want to leave him alone. Don't go to the party. Hey, we can't go to the party, Conan. Sorry. My son's not doing great. I gotta keep an eye on him. See, these people are just trash. And the medications he was taking were allegedly making him act erratic and dangerous.
SPEAKER_05:He's gonna plead guilty by insanity. So, yeah, that's you know, but it why did I know. There's just it's just retarded.
SPEAKER_06:Everything about everything about California, liberals, blue states, Hollywood, they're all psycho retarded dipsticks. Well, thanks for hanging out. Appreciate your time. God bless, and I'll see you next time. Alright, bye.
