
Soli's Podcast
The most retarded creation story in the history of The Universe ๐๐คฃ
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157 episodes
NEW PLAN. Weโre ABOUT TO USE THE MILITARY to remove [TRUMP & HIS CRIMINAL FAMILY] for Obstruction of Justice & [Treachery] Against Christ Dylan โ๏ธ Wilson & I. We have made The EXECUTIVE ORDER to INTALL ELON MUSK ๐ as OUR CARE TAKER PRESIDENT. While we get
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12:52

Christ Dylan โ๏ธ & I RESURRECTED Steve Williams & Theyโre About to do a PRESS CONFERENCE to Announce both Steve & Christโs RETURN. With Lucifer Tobes, Grant Stevens & Steveโs MUM ๐
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16:17

My Son Kye is a Pedophile who sexually assaulted his little sister Gracie. Heโs going to be PUBLICLY PROSECUTED by Gracieโs Dad Jamie Fox ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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13:43

Praying ๐๐ผ Today is THE DAY that I get THE CALL from My Mental Health Support Worker to tell me MY [FILTHY EVIL ILLUMINATI WITCH of a Sister Emma Merle Goodes is DEAD] ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
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6:47

Hold EVERYTHING while we wait for Curtis to get another well earned tasering ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ. I forgot to mention King ๐ Ashton Kutcher is going to be overseeing THE LIVE EXECUTION of [SUPER SICK Keanu Reeves] ๐ช๐ช๐ช
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14:25

Weโre going to have to [EXECUTE Takara AGAIN!!!] Weโre doing it PUBLICLY this time. Police are arresting CRIMINALS who have CONSPIRED AGAINST Me ๐๐๐ผ
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15:59

A few more TRAITORS for THE EXECUTIONS LIST ๐ช๐ช๐ช. HEADS ARE ABOUT TO ROLL!!! & NEWLY PROMOTED God Brother Husbands ๐ฅ๐ฅ & another TRUE QUEEN ๐
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18:08

King ๐ Lenny Schiworski & his Team are ALL SET to GO LIVE from THE DESK. To ANNOUNCE The Return of Christ Dylan Wilson โ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅSTAND BY.
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22:11

King ๐ Channingโs NEW SECRET SURPRISE God Brother Husband RECENTLY RESURRECTED. Can you Guess Who? ๐ฅ๐ฅ Theyโre VERY EXCITED ABOUT EACHOTHER & Their BIG CUMMING OUT PARTY ๐ฅณ
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29:12

Turns out Channing FUCK [SNUFFED & TOOK OUT Christina] to PROTECT ME & OUR FAMILY. I may have been a little premature about having him shot & dismembered ๐คฃ Iโm cancelling the order to turn him into burger ๐ patties. LAST CHANCE Channing ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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7:41

[Chann fucked Christina Aguilera] while he left me homeless & alone. [Chann ended up chopped up into a pile of bloody body parts] [FILTHY CUNT]
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20:40

This is going to DRIVE THE FILTHY Illuminati Witches MENTAL WITH JEALOUSY!!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ I May Have FINALLY FOUND an HONEST MYSTERY SUPER STAR โญ๏ธ GODDESS ๐ Sister I Can TRUST ๐๐ผ
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6:00

LAST CALL for [Linda Kennett] to TELL THE TRUTH & SAVE YOUR SOUL ๐โพ. In GOOD NEWS weโre SAVING Willow Smith ๐
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12:31

[Oprah, Gayle King, Rosanne Barr, Drew Barrymore, Tom MacDonald] are ALL Being EXECUTED for their CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN
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11:19

King ๐ Channing ๐ฅ๐ฅ & I made up again. Weโre a bit on again off again at the moment. I think we do LOVE EACHOTHER ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐โพ
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4:50

[Christine Spencer] from Gawler FUCKED [Gerry & Jai] behind her husband Johnโs back after COMPROMISING [Herself] for [HUSH MONEY] rookie mistake
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9:49

Christ Dylan โ๏ธ & Our Husbands Harem are holding Their King ๐ of Kings ๐ conference. We weeded out [A LAST SNEAKY TRAITOR] can you GUESS WHO?
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6:56

King ๐Channing ๐ฅ๐ฅ, ๐Christ Dylanโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ is THE FIRST HUSBAND I want you to share me with. I want to marry you BOTH on the public record ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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10:33

King ๐ Channing & I have made up ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ Chann & ๐ Christ Dylan โ๏ธ Are about to drop their public proposal into The Celebrity News Cycle ๐โพ
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10:41

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jaden Smith ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ wish I could snug you ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐โพ
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10:06

The International Land Lore Bora Court ๐ฅ๐ฅ has been founded. WEโRE ABOUT TO START BROADCASTING LIVE EXECUTIONS for [The MOST EVIL CRIMINALS] Finally some GOOD TRUE NEWS!!!
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