Smeared Mascara
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
Episodes
103 episodes
Misophonia and Other Complaints
Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy discuss more Mormon Wives drama. It never ends with these people! The hookups, the breakups… the content creation!The...
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Season 4
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Episode 10
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1:21:48
Hashtag Hoe Weekend
Pack your bags, hoochies! We are going on a virtual weekend trip for the harlots, hoes, tramps, and hussies. Those who are skank-curious are also welcome.As always, Brooke and Mandy comment on the current state of our federal dumps...
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Season 4
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Episode 9
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1:04:26
It's Not Quite A Cleveland Steamer
Welcome back to another riveting episode of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear about world news interpreted by two middle aged MILFs, the latest sporty spice happenings, and another installment of Kiss or Miss. Drop us a line to...
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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50:45
Winners Want to Shoot Themselves in the Weiners
It may seem like you’re hearing about the Olympics and Bad Bunny everywhere. This episode of Smeared Mascara is no exception. Listen to Brooke and Mandy give a recap of their Super Bowl Sundays. You’ll hear about food, fun and of co...
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Season 4
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Episode 7
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1:01:15
Relational Nutrients
Bust out the pen and paper or open up that Notes app, because Smeared Mascara is helping you get your life together. You’ll hear how you can get shit done with a little help from your homies. In this episode you’ll also hear Brooke ...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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55:05
Cold As Balls
Brrrr, it’s cold in here. Feels like Smeared Mascara in the atmosphere!In this week’s episode you’ll hear how Brooke and Mandy are purging clutter for the new year. Look for an influx of disco balls and fur coats at secondhand stores nea...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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47:10
The Spice Girls
Remember that time at your wedding when that famous singer called you out onto the dance floor and your mother-in-law rushed out and started dancing inappropriately with your husband? Well we weren’t there but we love seeing the memes about the...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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41:11
It’s fine. Everything is fine.
Join Brooke and Mandy as they discuss pop culture and yucky politics. You’ll hear a riveting conversation about the movie Anaconda, birthday parties, and the latest in this country’s fuckery So give us a listen if you need a break f...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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39:33
Snap That Wiener
Happy New Year from Smeared Mascara! Brooke and Mandy are entering 2026 in an organized and clear fashion. The ladies have some goals that are going to help them thrive in this new era of life. Listen as they share ideas that will hopefully ins...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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41:15
Generational Turtlenecks
Brrrr, it’s cold outside and you should be wearing a turtleneck. Listen up, homies! In this episode, the ladies of Smeared Mascara discuss a wide range of topics from obligatory gift exchanges to the power of a handsome face with a ...
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Season 3
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1:00:31
Bang Bang, Niner Gang
It’s time for the latest installment of your favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara. In this episode you’ll hear about digital etiquette, baby shower games, and political garbage.Brooke and Mandy will inform you of the latest on T...
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Season 3
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1:12:35
Titties and Tenders
Sorry for the delayed episode. The universe had Mandy in a figure four leg lock and it’s just now released. In this episode you’ll enjoy hearing about recent Bay Area earthquakes, ICE displaying icy behavior, and other pop culture/p...
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Season 3
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1:23:34
I'm Darlene, Who TF Are You?
New month, same skanks. You know how we do it.Brooke and Mandy talk about Halloween, the World Series (baseball, not poker), food insecurity, and meal planning.Cats are always a hot topic. Meow. Of course there’s...
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Season 3
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1:07:57
I Am The Main Ingredient
Welcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara. In this episode you’ll hear Brooke read Mandy’s astrological chart, and they will analyze in detail why they’re superior to their haters. Brooke tells us about her experience a...
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Season 3
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1:17:01
Get Organized At Seafood City
In this eagerly anticipated episode, you’ll hear the calming sound of raindrops in the background as Mandy and Brooke laugh through their tears. Real life is still in the crapper and there’s no Pepto in sight. The ladies discuss EMD...
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Season 3
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1:13:55
Hoe-springa
Welcome back to the award winning pop culture podcast Smeared Mascara. This episode brings love, laughter and happily ever after because you’ve manifested this. Brooke tells us about an organization she’s joined that Garfield the Ca...
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Season 3
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1:37:20
Be Cool
In this highly anticipated episode of Smeared Mascara, you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy’s opinion on all things pop culture. Is Ricky Martin still living la vida loca? How far will MomTok go in Dancing with the Stars? You’ll have to listen to find ...
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Season 3
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Butt Stuff Stays With Me
New memory card, who dis?? It’s the award winning pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara in the house!Get ready to hear about how our neck of the woods has been pawpin’ awf. Grocery store karaoke, football game drama carrying over to In n ...
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Season 3
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1:22:59
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Choppin’ It Up
Welcome back, loyal listeners! The Smeared Mascara audio department is doing its best to give you the quality content you deserve. La Presidente of the Pod aka B-Rock made the executive decision to destroy our overworked storage card afte...
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Season 3
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1:04:31
You Smell Like Cat Piss
The ladies of Smeared Mascara have once again created a pod-tastic masterpiece for your listening pleasure. Brooke recaps the Little League World Series, shitty Bay Area traffic, and haircut class woes. You may find yourself questioning thinnin...
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Season 3
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57:00
Spread Eagle
Thank you for joining Brooke and Mandy in today’s very important discussion about retirement. The ladies of Smeared Mascara will guide you in making some of the most important choices that you will make in your adult life. Serio...
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Season 3
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1:05:05
The Live Episode
The ladies try something new this week by broadcasting live on TikTok. You’ll hear Brooke and Mandy professionally explain their origins story and expertly manage this new element of recording.No… so for realsies you’ll hear t...
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Season 3
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1:13:27
God Bless Me, It’s Summer
Step into the Smeared Mascara Time Machine and travel to the summers of the past. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about childhood, teen, and early adult summertime. Hear how these divas survived without air conditioning and smartphones.
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Season 3
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1:22:59
