Smeared Mascara
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
Episodes
84 episodes
You Smell Like Cat Piss
The ladies of Smeared Mascara have once again created a pod-tastic masterpiece for your listening pleasure. Brooke recaps the Little League World Series, shitty Bay Area traffic, and haircut class woes. You may find yourself questioning thinnin...
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57:00
Spread Eagle
Thank you for joining Brooke and Mandy in today’s very important discussion about retirement. The ladies of Smeared Mascara will guide you in making some of the most important choices that you will make in your adult life. Serio...
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1:05:05
The Live Episode
The ladies try something new this week by broadcasting live on TikTok. You’ll hear Brooke and Mandy professionally explain their origins story and expertly manage this new element of recording.No… so for realsies you’ll hear t...
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God Bless Me, It’s Summer
Step into the Smeared Mascara Time Machine and travel to the summers of the past. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about childhood, teen, and early adult summertime. Hear how these divas survived without air conditioning and smartphones.
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Life is Too Short
This week Brooke and Mandy describe their Too Short concert experience. The vibe was chill and the ladies were loving it. (Check out the Smeared Mascara socials for dancing, rapping, and more from the show!)The Bezos wedding is judged harsh...
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Mandy’s Hungry and a Single Mom
The world is in shambles and you probably need to tune out from reality. Luckily Brooke and Mandy are here to help. The ladies of Smeared Mascara make fun of the political jerk-offs so you don’t have to. Relax while petty insults ar...
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She Ain't Got No Panties On!
Welcome back to another installment of Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide No Kings protests, grad parties, and Father’s Day. Mandy shares her support for Miley Cyrus, and Brooke reveals her true feelings about...
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1:10:36
Viva la Pride
This episode the ladies discuss life’s general fuckery. Topics range from protests to sphincters. Brooke introduces us to her new Dyson, and Mandy recounts her trip to SoCal. There is a brief Diddy trial update, and some major Mario Lopez hater...
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1:06:56
Sports Illustrated Fashion Show
Get ready to smize and work the runway with Brooke and Mandy. This week the ladies talk about the beautiful and diverse bodies of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Fashion Show, eighth grade audacity, and all things pop culture. Real-time reactio...
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Memorial Day
This episode was recorded on Memorial Day of 2025. Brooke and Mandy discuss how blessed they are to be alive during this time of equal rights and economic prosperity. <<record scratch>> Okay, jump in the DeLorean and get back to rea...
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1:09:09
Diddy Really Done Did It
We solemnly swear to judge pop culture, politics, and any other topics we see fit. Join us in the Smeared Mascara courtroom, won’t you? The Honorable Judges Brooke and Mandy are serving unsolicited opinions and lewks.Listen to the ladies...
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Pope for Aaron Parnas
Welcome back to Smeared Mascara, the religious and political podcast. (Insert record scratch) Just kidding! There’s mention of these taboo dinner party topics but in the way that gets you sent to hell. This week the ladies recap the...
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Met Gala
This week Brooke and Mandy use their finest screenshots gathered from the World Wide Web to discuss The Met Gala. Get dandy with us, won’t you?It’s also an early birthday celebration for B-Rock. Hear how she plans on spending ...
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39:09
Sh!t Talking & Sandwiches
The ladies of Smeared Mascara are back and ready to talk some smack!Warning: Strong opinions are shared about sandwiches, movies, concerts, and podcasts. Clips of Katy Perry’s latest stage show are hitting socials and viewers...
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1:09:15
New Pope. Who dis?
This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Gen Z.Brooke gives us a behind the scenes story...
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Coachella - Week 1
Put on your shorty shorts and your flower crown because we’re headed to Coachella! Actually Brooke and Mandy are reporting about Coachella via social media. Did you really expect these babes to travel during the school year? In this economy?
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Episode 15
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1:02:18
Bachlorette, Protest, and White Lotus
**This episode contains SPOILERS for the season 3 finale of White Lotus**This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide protest that took place over the weekend. The signs were signing and the people are pissed.Mandy spills ...
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Episode 14
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1:23:51
Eat Your Cannolis
This episode is popping with pop culture. Brooke and Mandy have a mature discussion about appendages and Italian desserts. The ladies also talk about the challenges of raising Gen Z-ers, “remixing” your life, and their current favorite streamin...
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Episode 13
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1:12:05
She Doesn't Even Go Here
Have you ever accidentally texted the wrong person? We absolutely have. Have you ever accidentally added a journalist to a super, ultra, mega confidential political message??? And then the journalist publishes the message? And THEN the White Ho...
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Episode 12
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Oh Krackers!
St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Luck...
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51:26
Women’s Month BITCH
This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the joys of being a woman and marvel at the amazing progress that we’ve made as a society and culture over the centuries. Then we bring it right back to reality remind ourselves of the dystopian society we ...
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A Homage to Monica… Chalomeeett
Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke and Mandy are trying a more structured and focused episode this week. We received some “constructive criticism” from some “fans” and were trying something new.There is talk of th...
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1:01:49
Rock n' Roll and Big City
This week Brooke and Mandy rave about the Dsquared2 fashion show. Doechii and Naomi Campbell walked. No crumbs. A drag name for Brooke is being workshopped. Ideas for last names are being accepted. Drop us a text or email with your ...
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Episode 8
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