Todays episode is hosted by Degrassi's Annie Clark and her sister, The Quiet Beatle herself, Ali - (A sophisticated treat for all, as these sisters know the Queens English!) - while Sam enjoys her mat leave. (And by ENJOYS, I mean she lives in ...

Ok who's reading the description? Who's the lucky fucko who's reading this who gets some TEA before even listening to the ep? Sam here, posting this at 5:39 AM because I have to go to LA SHPITAL (which is what my Italian sister-in-law calls the...

IMAGINE we got political on main. We only do that occasionally on the Patreon where you have to pay to hear our half baked ideologies (SPOILER: if you're not a member, Annie is practicing Scientologist. She hooks Bennett up to random machines t...

Why do people in relationships love to say "I didn't know we were keeping score" when you bring up an issue? This is something that has haunted Annie and I both for YEARS, it's actually all we talk about. We haven't talked about anything else s...

Well, I'm not surprised we are releasing an unhinged and not well thought out episode for our 60th (a milestone we had no idea we were hitting, and Annie still doesn't, just me who's typing this after counting what number to put at the end of t...

Annie and I sit on her couch and take turns breastfeeding her child while we unpack who we would be married to in a parallel universe and also discuss how to discourage the younger generation from doing party drugs. A fascinating spectrum as us...

In this episode of Dollspace, we are at the mercy of a BABY. Baby Bennett that is! Bennett rightfully dictates when Annie is allowed to speak, and when she must SHUT THE FUCK UP and FEED HIS ASS. I love this kid, he's a total tyrant. I feel lik...

Been waiting over a year to say: THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU (FOR REAL!!!) BY OVRY! A CANADIAN COMPANY THAT MAKES PREGNANCY, OVULATION, AND SEMEN TESTS  - ALL IN CANADA! CODE IS dollspace15 if you want to try them out!This inspir...

HERE YE HERE YE - The queen has returned, with a bundle of joy on her breast! In this episode of Dollspace, we answer 3 pregnancy / postpartum related questions, so not our usual content, but hey, one of us just became a FUCKING MOTHER so what ...

Sam is back with her twin brother / husband Joe! Fans of getting 2 birds stoned at once, this episode also doubles as a counselling session for themselves. Some topics: how to watch TENET without fighting (we don't know), how much sex you shoul...

Hope you're hungry, because MS. STELLAR EATS COOKING HERSELF, THE EMMA KULA is on the pod today. Emma is a crucial member of the pigs, because she keeps us fed, (and she keeps us humble as she is currently the hottest pig. Like, we take turns b...

OINK OINK PIGGGGGIES ASSEMBLE! Since Degrassi's Annie Clark is still in the throws of maternal bliss (which hopefully she remains in, since I think this decision she's made is for life!) - I got a couple of our STY-MATES AKA 2 of the PIGS, Kati...

If you're not living under a rock, you know that Degrassi's Annie Clark has formally changed her name to MAMA ANNIE CLARK. Which I thought was extreme, but she's a method actor so it kind of checks out. Her beautiful baby boy is HERE and ON INS...

Something was in the water last night because Annie and I were on some type of GIGGLE BEAT. I can't listen to this episode, because I laugh so hard, I shake my baby up and my OB told me that's bad for it! JK, she didn't say that, she actually d...

Wtf - it's our 50th episode? We didn't notice because as pregnant women, we are constantly losing the "grey matter' in our brain, or at least that's what "EXPECTING BETTER BY EMILY OSSLER" told us. It also told us we could get hammered if we wa...

DOLLSPACE? On a TUESDAY? Not like anyone would notice, but Dollspace is usually released on a THURSDAY! Thursday is named after Thor, God of Thunder. Sunday is named after the Sun and Monday is named after the Moon. Saturday is named after Satu...

Another humiliating day in Canada for Sam, as her father once again comes face to face with a cock ring that doesn't belong to his wife (he wishes!) but instead, his pregnant daughter. Yuck. Times like this I thank God I don't have a child to t...

Ok naughty listeners, not enough of you wrote in so we had to talk about RECYCLING this episode. But don't worry, as usual we spiralled into a fascinating conversation that lead to what I believe is a world changing idea - shooting garbage into...

Peasants? Is that you peasants? Sam here with another unhinged episode description - let's see, what did we cover... Annie wants all of you to watch her movie Ghosts of Christmas past (her words, not mine!), a girl asked us if she should have b...

Ding dong! If you're reading this, please know that we know the first 12 minutes are kind of boring, ok? WE KNOW THAT. But we kept it in because if you get through them, you get some tea and gossip. Tea and crumpets. We wanted to know who the r...

A week late - WHY? Because I'm punishing you, MEOW! *Spanks you with paddle* XD -  Jk, it's because I got too sick to look at a screen for an extended period of time this week. I think we might be in the market for an editor - any takers??...

Aloha fuckers. I'm writing this as I have an existential crisis because Al Pacino just did an interview where he said he died and saw no afterlife. Had to spend the morning restoring my faith in the supernatural while trying to figure out what ...

Sorry for the hiatus friends, I simply lost the ability to speak without gagging, and as an emeteph0be, I couldn't have that on the world wide. ANYWHO today we talk about how I exposed myself at my 12 week ultrasound, and also answer some quest...

Gobble Gobble Canadian cucks! You'll notice today's episode is late - maybe that's because Sam had some logistical problems figuring out how to record it from the PITS OF HELL. Just kidding. Pregnancy is beautiful...For Annie. Why does everythi...

For the big 4-0, Annie and I go to Niagara on the Lake where I can't stop yawning and we have to stop so I can eat. That's because I'm pregnant, although we don't talk about it in this episode. We will probably cover it in the next episode - so...