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Episode 066: Hello-Goodbye-Hello again TikTok...just wanted to say Goodbye.
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Ever wondered what kind of car Jesus would drive, or why the price of eggs has taken a hike? Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and insights as we journey through the sounds of 90s R&B, reminiscing about the days when TikTok wasn't even a concept. Between the beats and memories, we share some personal life updates, including our ongoing podcast donations and a fun, messy incentive involving a pie and a face!
Navigating the tricky waters of remote work salary reductions? We tackle the controversial trend of pay cuts for remote workers, weighing the perks of flexibility against the reality of reduced income. Our conversation doesn't shy away from the outrageous, from pondering the ever-famous Nigerian prince scam to discussing a bizarre incident at a Florida ice cream shop. We even touch on the pressures of viral fame and the sometimes tragic consequences, reflecting on mental health and the importance of community support.
Brace yourself for relationship drama and a candid discussion on dating a friend's ex. We share unexpected tales of navigating friendships amidst romance, offering insights into love and loyalty. As we wrap up, we extend heartfelt thanks for the generous donations that fuel our podcast's growth, and humorously plan to celebrate with a pie-in-the-face event. Join us on this lively episode packed with nostalgia, humor, and heartfelt gratitude.
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Speaker 1Ladies and gentlemen, I thought we'd slow it down a little bit this week with some R&B 90s. You know you can sing along if you like, to enjoying your ride to work, going home chilling. Sing along if you know it, not y'all.
Speaker 2Wow, just shut my mouth wide open yeah.
Speaker 1How many of y'all singing this right now. Sing it, yep.
Speaker 4Let's go.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4This and next. Next time you come my way, I know just what to say, can we?
Speaker 6talk for a minute. Girl, I want to know your name, can we?
Speaker 1talk for a minute.
Speaker 2Girl, I want to know your name. Let's go, let me explain to you what I'm saying, what you saying, it's not even like that. It wasn't like that. But I saw it, Baby. I don't love her, you don't love me. You know what? I don't even want to talk to you.
Speaker 3Let's go. You wasn't at no dance studio there.
Speaker 2ain't even want to talk to you. Let's go. You wasn't at no damn studio. Ain't nothing else to say.
Speaker 4Peace, that's right.
Speaker 1What you put me through.
Speaker 4Uh-huh what you put me through, cause I've been so true to you For you to come at me With another lame excuse.
Speaker 1You see, I heard it all before. Let's go. All of your lies, all of your sweet talk Baby, this baby, that.
Speaker 4But your lies ain't working. Now Look who's hurting now?
Speaker 3I had to shut you down.
Speaker 4I had to shut you down. Ah, okay.
Speaker 1Ah yes, y'all remember this. Where were you when you heard this song In the bathroom, doing the nasty?
Speaker 4Come inside, take off your coat, I'll make you feel at home. Now let's pour a glass of wine, cause now we're all alone. I've been waiting for mine, so just let me hold you close to me, cause I've been dying for you. Girl, you make love to me.
Speaker 1Girl, you make me feel real good. Alright, we gotta make it sad for a second Wake up, wake up. If you don't know already, tiktok. Tiktok might not make it, so it might be red note for you. Goodbye, tiktok. This is the parting song. After tonight, it's over.
Speaker 4Hopefully not.
Speaker 1What's up everybody? Tiktok is dying. Tiktok is dying, it's out of here. Tiktok ain't going nowhere, it is whatever.
Speaker 2Everybody going over there. What is it called Red Label?
Speaker 1Red.
Speaker 3Note Not Red Label.
Speaker 1You just drunk Red Label? Was it Black Label?
Speaker 2I didn't drink anything.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's the farewell song to TikTok. Hopefully it doesn't go anywhere, but thank you for joining us again at the table. We appreciate you coming. We're not going anywhere. Nope, we'll be right here. We're right here After these messages. Again, I just want to point out that donations are going strong. We thank you very much for every last donation. We are making progress to our $1,000 goal, so keep them coming. So far, we have a lead that will decide who gets pied in the face and um, until that day. And then I'm praying and we're we're kind of testing out our video kind of equipment now so pick me.
Speaker 1We will be showing you who gets pied in the face. Uh, when that day comes. But keep them coming. We thank. And other than that, how was everyone's week or weekend? It was a week.
Speaker 2As always, Really really good. You said what it was really really good, it's two reallys, really. It wasn't.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, I knew that I'm drained. Yeah, it was one of those weeks I am tired.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I feel you on that one. Yeah, what made you so drained and tired? I? Put in a lot of work. You put in a lot of work and your knees are still okay.
Speaker 2I don't use my knees oh so your shins are still okay.
Speaker 1Oh wow, I levitate.
Speaker 3Gotcha, you forgot, he scales walls. Oh my God, and it was just a week for you, right, it was always just a week for me. It's been a wonderful. I am exhausted. Yeah, wonderful week for me, I'm sure it was Wonderful week. He wasn't at work.
Speaker 1You didn't go to work. He ain't got no job. Well, yeah, friday I even had to. It's my Friday off one but two. My son played. He had three games this week, back-to-back on Thursday and Friday. He had one on Tuesday. So it was a really busy week for him. But man, he is showing out, bro.
Speaker 2I'm telling you All it took was him to cuss the coach out. Yep, that's it. That's crazy.
Speaker 1Kudos to him, though, In Was it him to cuss the coach out? Yep, that's it. That's crazy. Kudos to him, though, In his last three games. Yeah, 18 points, 17 points, 9 points A collective of like 30 rebounds and like 20 blocks Like he's been going crazy. My training camp has been really helping Well that's not the type of training he wants, but okay, wow. Oh, wow. But yeah, I mean, the motivation that you give in those trainings are really something to behold, Wow.
Speaker 2You get all my nerds. I only got one thing to say to you what, oh man?
Speaker 1In between time. The games, though. He was invited to a college oh, that's nice To view a basketball game. They're recruiting him, so they invited to watch a game. So we went and watched a game. They talked to him after. He already have a scholarship at this school, an academic scholarship, so it kind of works out Nice and the way that his high school coach and the college coach is talking. They're looking for him to start as a freshman. Possibly, if he puts the work in and possibly transfer out maybe go to D2 or D3. This is a D3 school but I don't really care. It's a division something school. Most people don't even get to a division type of sport. I was at a D1. No, no, aren't you still at a D1? That's a different type of division that you're referring to.
Speaker 1That's dick one you're talking about. Wow, I'm sorry, I meant to say something else.
Speaker 3Did you though?
Speaker 2I didn't think so. Anyways, the babies, the babies. We got dead babies, did you though? No, I didn't. Yeah, I don't think so Absolutely not.
Speaker 1Anyways, the babies, the babies Back to the babies. We got dead babies. No, your son, oh yeah, okay, so yeah, oh my God, I thought that was like the news, because you know whatever. He's about to be distraught I was, I didn't want to talk about it. But yes, he went, he enjoyed it, he enjoyed the school. So hopefully more offers come in so you have a variety. If not, if they're not offering a full ride scholarship, this school is.
Speaker 2I didn't know that ICDC College had basketball.
Speaker 3No, they don't.
Speaker 1They have the division that you're talking about.
Speaker 3They're at ICDC he went to get connected UCDC not get connected yeah you know, for free.
Speaker 1Isn't that where Romeo Miller went? Icdc college?
Speaker 2yeah yeah, he used to do the video, the commercial, yeah yeah, promote it yeah, I think they owned it, didn't they like the Percy's? What are they called the?
Speaker 3Percy Puff School Program when nobody was accredited. Oh shit, percy Puff School. He got your diploma and it got denied. No, mine got denied.
Speaker 1I thought you walked on the stage and walked off like you can come here, but we don't transfer no credits.
Speaker 3They opened up their diploma and said gotcha.
Speaker 2Oh my God. They opened up their diploma and said shumanji, Get out of here.
Speaker 1And I was just trying to find that shit again too. Oh my God, get connected for free.
Speaker 3I hope that works out for him. Congratulations.
Speaker 1I love it so what's going on in this crazy world of ours?
Speaker 2well, you know we had a hillbilly backyard again by the name of Roseanne Barr. Y'all remember Roseanne and actually. I loved a.
Speaker 2Rose show like that was one of my, I know I used to watch all her damn movies but you know her true colors has been shining for a while um and you know she was a pro um pumpkin muffin supporter and not the pumpkin muffin she did a lot of shit that she ended up getting canceled and kicked off her own show. Yep, actually should have. She said the wrong word, yeah. So she has come back out and she has a feature on a MAGA song. It's a pro-Trump record that's currently trending. Wait, she's on a song. She's on a song. Roseanne Barr is trying to have bars.
Speaker 2She's repeatedly using derogatory slurs, rapping the lyrics. She even says a little slick reference in there. Why are they trying to turn Becky into dad? That's a play on the Roseanne show, the Daughter Becky, because she's a trans.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So just a hit at the trans community.
Speaker 1Wow, that's kind of a bar, wow um she's always been very uh vocal vocal that was kind of a bar though it was.
Speaker 2But fuck you bro, fuck you um. So she's always been vocal about her support for the um president-elect, pumpkin muffin, and there's a lyric in there that she has referencing, like when she was canceled due to supporting him and she's she's um, suggesting that now she's getting the last laugh because he won the election.
Speaker 4Um, they actually we have a um clip of the song.
Speaker 2Those are all her derogatory stories. The bitch got her hair braided. Boo, that was horrible. That was horrible. She got extensions in her hair. Got her hair braided.
Speaker 1So she's trying to take all the cultural references, even though we don't even want the type of cultural references, but she's making us look like this is crazy. She look like a damn fool. She look like this is crazy. She look like a damn fool. She look like a fucking fool. Yes, she sounds like a goddamn fool too. Yeah, she does. You hear her voice? It's fucking annoying. I'm just punching her face for just talking.
Speaker 3Shut the fuck up yo. Like what the fuck was that? The crazy part is that she really thought she won something with it. Yes, that was wild to me.
Speaker 1She got somebody in the video like mouthing the words of the song with her Like it's fire, like dog it's not Because he wrote it Yo, that's crazy but she feel vindicated, she wrote it she really does, but that goes to show how delusional the pumpkin muffins followers are.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2It's wild and this um, yeah, perform that in Harlem. This inauguration is coming up. I won't be uh watching. Oh, I don't know, I'm not watching that shit.
Speaker 1I'm gonna be like, um, Michelle Obama, I'm gonna be in mourning Michelle Obama's like fuck. I was like fuck y'all, I don't need to be there.
Speaker 2I'm going to be dressed in all black, like I own it, not the way they be dragging her.
Speaker 3Why the fuck would I show up? That's crazy. I'm going to have a black veil on Yo. I just pictured you dressed up like Lydia Dietz from Beetlejuice. She was writing a letter in her room.
Speaker 1Hi Lydia.
Speaker 2Dietz this is my last letter. Fucking love that movie. I'll probably be curled up in the corner of my room with my black on just talking about Jumanji Yo.
Speaker 3Yo Get out of here.
Speaker 1Now that's our new like Spice record.
Remote Work Salary Reduction Discussion
Speaker 4Yo out of here. Not that it's our new like Spice record.
Speaker 1I'm going to play that shit all throughout this fucking episode.
Speaker 3Y'all fucked up Such a meaningful song it is it really is?
Speaker 1But do you, bro, I'm glad you feel no, don't do you Doing you. She made you look like a fucking fool. Go back in the corner somewhere.
Speaker 3Yeah, she's crazy for that.
Speaker 1Like yo, you had Roseanne. You don't understand. We was rocking with you until you did that.
Speaker 2We really were.
Speaker 1Until you did that dumb shit and you took it so personally. We just said don't do that dumb shit, Don't say that dumb shit, that's it.
Speaker 3That's because that bitch felt that shit deep inside her core. So for who the hell are you to tell me not to say that shit or feel how I feel? That's exactly how she took it. Well, bitch, stay over there. You don't have any fans. Well, you do have fans the other idiots. But I mean whatever.
Speaker 2Roseanne, sit down and take your lip a tour.
Speaker 1Listen, she Roseanne. Sit down and take your lip a tour. She ain't seen that Roseanne show bag anymore, so I don't really give a fuck?
Speaker 3I don't really give a fuck. Yeah, that bitch can stay over there. Yeah, she could. That was clever, alright. So this is for you, mister. Companies are now offering employees who want to work from home a 15 to 20% lower salary compared to the same employee paying the office.
Speaker 1You don't even have to finish that fucking sentence.
Speaker 3Kiss my ass. What's wrong? I don't think it'd apply to you, though, because that's probably for, like, private companies, yeah, but I mean, if you really think about it as far as private goes, in certain jobs too, like why would you get paid more or the same amount when I'm traveling and using in gas? You're not using the gas and all that stuff. I'm only saying that because I'm a person that has to go to work. Well, listen, I don't think it should be like a crazy drop.
Speaker 1I have to use gas to get to the office. There's a lot of things I have to do to be on your company time, but this isn't for you, though.
Speaker 3If you think about it, it's the people that actually don't go in work at all, if you think about it.
Speaker 1It's the people that actually don't go in work at all. That's what I'm saying. Like, if I have to come into the office to get paid a certain amount, I have to use everything that I own to get it on company's time. Once I'm on the premises, I'm using company's time, yes, but I'm not being compensated for everything I got to do to prepare to be on company's time. If I'm at home working, I wake up on company's time. So why would you reduce my fucking salary? I wake up, clocking, I'm there. Maybe I even eat breakfast If I woke up. Like if I got to start at 7,. I woke up at 6.58,. I'm rolling over and turning on the phone.
Speaker 3I don't know you ain't eat breakfast. I don't care, there's no prep, they're going to call in like mister, did you eat?
Speaker 1this morning before you clocked in. There's no prep for me to get ready to go in for company time. I'm just jumping on company time. So why would my pay decrease Because you ain't in?
Speaker 2office Right, because they view it as you have a benefit of not having to technically get out of your goddamn bed.
Speaker 1Now I have to use my electricity but you accepted the job Right you still get paid, yeah, but they said we could work from home.
Speaker 2So no, this is like. So you work at the company and they're like all right, you want to work from home? Instead of coming in Right.
Speaker 2we want to bring bring because a lot of these big companies are not bringing remote workers all back in. Oh gotcha, so they're like all right. So you got an option now you can either come back in because it's not going to be any more remote, or you can if you want to do your full time remote. You can full time remote from home, but this is going to be so like that's why I said it didn't have anything.
Speaker 2Say like your salary would have been 100k, it'll be 80k or now fuck that. And there's a lot of people who are do that, who are like he assigned me to fuck up because think of the money that I'm saving from not having because you don't have everybody's commute is not just right. You know there's a 45 minute right, so they saving the hell of sitting in traffic coming and going from work, the gas, the, the wear and tear on your car, like all of that.
Speaker 2So they see it as a benefit of you being able to stay in your house and do your job.
Speaker 3That's a big dip from $100,000 to $80,000. But then if you also think about it, about the people who full-time remote and like all right, I can work a second job that's full-time and do both of them at the same time, and then also on that too like I've been trying to do that how many, uh, vacation days you save. Yeah, yeah, I can imagine if I was working remote bitch, I'd have a whole bunch of time right now I can speak to that right now.
Speaker 1I don't take vacation time.
Speaker 2I'm already home. Yeah, there's a lot of benefits to working from home.
Speaker 3Yeah, I can see that. And it's not like. It's a crazy pay cut, though they lost what? 20k Because it dropped from 100 to 80? And it's if that because it's at to 20 percent. Right. So I guess it depends on the job.
Speaker 1Probably like 15, maybe 10. Yeah well, I could do a 10 grand.
Speaker 2Now he's like you know what, now that I'm weighing my own, yeah, like if it's 100 grand and it's 10 percent then I'm only losing 10 grand.
Speaker 3Right, especially when you think about it, the people that was already working from home and now they're like, yeah, everybody got to come back into work, but we have this option. If this is what you want to do, you're going to lose like 15 K of your salary.
Speaker 1I can make that 15 K back up by doing like a part time.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying, or even overtime. Or even still at home.
Speaker 2Yeah, or even, like you think about it, it's like, oh, you know, it's about to be up time for like a raise. Yeah for a raise, a wage increase Right. Like, oh you know, depending on where you work, depending on the size of that increase, but it's like, alright, well, yeah, so basically I might get the raise, but then I elect to stay the fuck home and so my, my salary goes down, but I'm not taking a huge hit because, right, because you got the raise.
Speaker 3I got the increase, so you basically go back to the pay. Almost I'm still surviving because this is what I was used to anyway.
Speaker 2So thanks, so much, job Right, thank you so much and I get to just chill at home.
Speaker 3Then, mm-hmm, yeah, nah.
Speaker 2Let my job my job. But you got an option that's in the Timu factory. Yeah, out of here. That's Sheen. That's all on Timu sweatshop workers.
Speaker 1Yeah, I wouldn't mind that this sweatshop worker is crazy, I know so.
Speaker 2There's a 53-year-old French woman, yeah, yo oh, but I.
Speaker 1There's a 53 year old French woman.
Speaker 2Yeah, Yo oh, but like right the giggle thought that she was the luckiest woman alive. She believed she was in a committed relationship with Brad Pitt. How long? 15 years? No, no, no, I said she was. No, she's 53. 15 years? No, no, no, I said she was. No, she's 53. Okay, but she was basically being scammed by someone who was pretending to be Brad Pitt and she was sending him money and she got scammed over $800,000 because she thought that she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt and it's really, this AI is about to have a whole lot of people's lives destroyed.
Speaker 2First the scammer had posed as Brad Pitt's mother. Then later she received a text from somebody claiming to be Brad himself. Like you, spoke to my mom. She really likes you, yo, let's get this popping and started this relationship with her, and this dumbass really thought she was that has to be some kind of level of some mental health, because white people doing white things now what if she was a black French lady?
Speaker 1White people doing white things, that's funny, I'm going home.
Speaker 2So here's the biggest Like issue is she was married To a millionaire. Oh, my Wait what? And was essentially Thinking she cheating on her husband Because Brad Pitt Wanted her body, and so she spent on her husband because Brad Pitt wanted her body.
Speaker 3And so she spent all her husband money.
Speaker 1That's wrong, don't do that to her.
Speaker 3That's why I stopped the scamming.
Speaker 2Brad had pretty much proposed to her, asked her to marry him, which ended up leading to the divorce with her husband. He ended up divor to the divorce with her husband. He ended up divorcing her.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, that's crazy.
Speaker 3Now this bitch homeless broke and married to Onguye because you know it was a Nigerian scammer, so he was using.
Speaker 1Goodbye to that relationship.
Speaker 2So he was using AI, generated images and videos of Brad Pitt On a hospital bed Yo, that's crazy. And she was sending him. And then she was sending him Money that she got From the divorce settlement Holy shit, she actually got money and she didn't. She had a good life. Money that she got from the divorce settlement Holy shit, she actually got money and she didn't. She had a good life. Realize she got scammed until she saw something with Brad Pitt and his actual girlfriend.
Speaker 3And she don't love her shit.
Speaker 2I know, have you been living under the same swamp rock as Roseanne Barr? Where have you been that you thought you was with Brad Pitt and that he wasn't in a relationship?
Speaker 3Hey, yo Did they say how old she was. Yeah, she was 53. Oh, you should be ashamed of yourself. I was about to say, oh, because you know them older people be, but 53? You need to be ashamed. Hey, yo, that's crazy.
Speaker 2But you been sending this person your divorce settlement money, that is wild yo.
Speaker 3Now she's sitting there looking like boo-boo the fool. I feel bad and Brad Hitt is just chilling with all that money. Did you say Brad Hitt? Yeah, because it wasn't Pitt.
Speaker 1Yo, hey yo.
Speaker 2Hey, yo and Brad hit over there Just counting his money Talking about.
Speaker 4All of that yen Yo, all that yen Yo, I wonder if it was a Nigerian.
Speaker 2Because you know.
Speaker 3They good at what they do, they good at scamming. They is good at what they do.
Speaker 2Y'all ever been scammed by a Nigerian? Uh-uh, and they be like oh, I'm the Prince of Lagos.
Speaker 1Like anybody's going to like say yeah, I've been kidnapped. I was scammed the other day.
Speaker 2And I be like well, I guess they still got Western Union. But I had to like send somebody through Western Union and like I remember You're going out of business out of these international people.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2And I remember them like saying like oh you know, you have to be careful of being scammed if you send the money to Nigeria. And like it's that rampant that they have that many princeses of Lagos, that everybody's dating a Princess?
Speaker 1It's bad yo.
Speaker 3I heard somebody say. An actual Nigerian say why would you want to go to Nigeria?
Speaker 2Really yeah.
Speaker 3And I just looked at them like wow, really, I'm sure it's a beautiful place. It probably is, but the way they said it it was like Wow, you're of the power.
Speaker 2So good luck to her, and I hope.
Speaker 1I don't think there's luck involved in here, because she done lost everything.
Speaker 2Maybe if Brad hears about it he'll reach out and be like stupid.
Speaker 1I know, here's a thousand dollars. Get your life back together.
Speaker 3The problem is that she should have been giving her tithes and offerings at church. You know what she would have been all right.
Speaker 2Well, maybe she's going to have to give up remote work so she can get her full salary. I think she got to go in the office, brad was the office.
Speaker 1That's how she's going to go back to the office. Please, sir, can I get my job back? I lost my husband, I lost Brad Pitt, I lost everything.
Speaker 3She's going to go on Red Note and get scanned by Jackie Chan. Not Jackie Chan, not.
Speaker 2Jackie Chan. You'll be like hi, this is Jet Li. I'm admiring your profile.
Speaker 1My mama should call you soon. Yo get out. Oh shit All right, let's go.
Speaker 3So, there's a right wing evangelical pastor, oh shit. Jeffy Duplantis claims that Jesus has not. Did I say the name wrong? Y'all know I always fucking up Shit. Well, jesus ain't here, according to him, oh my God. And he ain't come back yet because Yo, I can't Go ahead. And he claims that Jesus ain't come back yet Because ain't nobody Giving no donations to the churches. That's what he preaching.
Speaker 2Because of lack of donations to the church, jesus has chosen to sit on his lofty cloud. He said.
Speaker 3I honestly believe this. The reason why Jesus has Hasn't come to sit on his lofty cloud and not come back and say the world, I honestly believe this. The reason why Jesus has hasn't come is because people are not given the way God told them to give. When you understand this, you can speed up the time.
Speaker 2Excuse me, that is a. That is a Brad Pitt scheme Like that is.
Speaker 1No, seriously, all these dollars and nickels and shit.
Speaker 2Give me them $100.
Speaker 3Nah, you ain't gave enough of your money, so now Jesus don't want to come down here. No, that's like somebody saying that when you get to heaven, you're going to be mowing the lawn, my third wife.
Speaker 2Since when did Jesus have a square reader how he accepting payments?
Speaker 1Cash app payments.
Speaker 2you know technology up there jesus got a zelle and a venmo dollar sign. Jesus is the way dollar sign praises it's so crazy, though, because there are a lot of those types of religious leaders and churches that actually believe or promote that type of stuff, and it gets people to actually donate money or increase their donations or give their last.
Speaker 3People be putting their houses up.
Speaker 2This person said that Jesus ain't come down here yet because we haven't given enough. So we need to give enough so that we can see Jesus.
Speaker 3And it's like how is that even possible when Jesus is walking around poor preaching?
Speaker 2I wonder which car Jesus is going to drive, because you know how everybody be like Jesus take the wheel, how he got everybody wheel. So which one is he going to use?
Speaker 3The Tesla truck because he ain't got the wheel for real.
Speaker 1One of them blew up, so I don't think he want to drive another one.
Speaker 3Somebody blew one of those up. He changed the water and the wine, so I'm sure he's going to change it. I think Jesus drives a Nissan.
Speaker 2Jesus drives a Nissan because he's practical. It's a good quality car. It got a good engine.
Speaker 3He drives a Ford Focus.
Speaker 2Jesus drives a Subaru. What makes?
Speaker 1a Subaru.
Speaker 2A Subaru Because they're good in the snow, jesus, and off terrain.
Speaker 4Not.
Speaker 2Jesus, and Jesus got to reach a lot of different people with different terrains.
Speaker 1So he drives a Subaru, yeah.
Speaker 3An Outback. So if Jesus drives an Outback, what does Jamal drive An?
Speaker 2Escalade A Hummer, a Cadillac.
Speaker 3That's why I said Escalade.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, that is a.
Speaker 3Now Jesus Christ drives the Pinto.
Speaker 2You know we're not going to do this, so we're going back to Florida.
Speaker 1No, no, let's not, Of course.
Speaker 2I go back to Florida. So there's an ice cream shop in Florida and the owner caught a woman who worked next door urinating into his ice cream buckets and spitting into the ice cream at the shop.
Speaker 1Why do you say shop? Because would have put it at the shop.
Speaker 2That's the news report. Back to you in the studio.
Speaker 5Spitting into the ice cream of a local ice cream shop in Indian Shores. And today Lulu's Ice Cream Shop reopened and the community already rallying behind them. Abc Action News reporter Wendy Lane tonight with why the owners are ready to put this whole episode.
Speaker 2I'm going back to that shop after what? The fuck.
Speaker 6That's a great day, opening the door to a new start. Owners of Lulu's are open and ready to be back to business as usual.
Speaker 1Lulu's sound like it's supposed to be peed in. That's not nice. Dust ourselves off. That's wild. I'm ready to go. This after Indy Chores, Police say surveillance video shows Jung Soon-Wipcha, who owns the food market next door entered the ice cream shop through an adjoining bathroom then urinated in and did other disgusting things to their ice cream, allegedly angry about the
Speaker 2shop's popularity and a dispute over parking spaces.
Speaker 3She says they immediately replace everything in the store.
Speaker 4All new stuff the minute that happened.
Speaker 6Amy Green and her daughters are thrilled that Lulus is reopened. We want to make sure that we support our locals and we love them. They're so kind to everybody.
Speaker 1Human fecal matter.
Speaker 2That's disgusting.
Speaker 3Yo, it's called 10 Minute.
Speaker 2Why Somebody built my bike Yo.
Speaker 1Manji Yo, now the ice cream called 10 minute.
Speaker 2That is beyond wild. You know what? I'm going to cancel this because at this point, you're acting like Roseanne Barr, have you? Ever had Is that even soft serve? Is that soft serve? And you're acting like Roseanne Barr. Have you ever had? I'm so sorry. Is that even soft serve? Is that soft?
Speaker 3serve. Does that come with toppings? It's hard because 10 minutes.
Speaker 2That's always the time they give you. I want to know what flavor that is, and please don't say MSG 10 minutes.
Speaker 110 minutes black girl 10 minutes.
Speaker 2You can get it in the egg roll, oh shit with yum yum sauce.
Speaker 4Now you just combined the two, I did oh shit, oh shit, ten minutes.
Speaker 3I don't want to talk anymore. Oh shit, I don't want to talk anymore.
Speaker 2That's horrible. That's because of this inauguration.
Speaker 1Holy shit, flavor's called 10 minutes, not 10 minutes. Egg roll cone with yum yum sauce, bro Y'all niggas is crazy.
Speaker 2You guys are horrible, oh my God.
Speaker 1You guys are absolutely horrible. Holy shit, oh my God. You guys are absolutely horrible. Holy shit, oh my God. How are we not canceled already, oh God.
Speaker 3I'm not talking about that, never mind. Oh my God, it's going to go past that. No, we got to talk about it, oh no. Oh please no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1Oh shit, you're supposed to do this in camera. What's next?
Speaker 2So a Cook County, chicago judge was reassigned after she allegedly sent another judge an inappropriate text message featuring an AI image of a black toddler with a fake toy called my First Angle Monitor. Holy shit.
Speaker 4That's not funny.
Speaker 3Look, if I could laugh at other people, I could laugh at my own. But god damn, that's fucked up.
Speaker 2Judge Caroline Glennon Goodman allegedly sent an image with the message my Husband's Idea of Christmas Humor. The image originated from a TikTok video and was accidentally sent to another judge instead of the intended recipient, Holy shit. So Chief Judge Timothy Evans reassigned. Please tell me she sent it to a black judge Following the incident. Yo, that'd be wild if the judge was black.
Speaker 1That'd be fucking crazy. Sent it to a Tyrone McVinkel or some shit. Get the fuck off that thing.
Speaker 2Did you see the toy?
Speaker 1Yo, I see it. It wanted a baby foot that looked like it got diabetes.
Speaker 2So that might be a glucose monitor. But, they even gave the little boy a high top fail.
Speaker 1Yeah, Yo with designs in the fucking sides, yo they gave him a line, oh shit, and he is happy.
Speaker 2Yo, holy shit, but my first ankle monitor, that nigga got four toes.
Speaker 1Those niggas.
Speaker 2Prison was hard, oh shit.
Speaker 3And they really put little tykes up there.
Speaker 1Oh shit, yes, oh shit. You know, I ain't even it does have little tykes.
Speaker 4Oh shit, I could've noticed the little tykes.
Speaker 3That's a wild my first ankle bracelet.
Speaker 1yo Did that bitch lose her job.
Speaker 2Of course not. No, she just got reassigned.
Speaker 3Seriously yeah.
Speaker 1What to a white man? We laughing about that shit, but that bitch should be fired.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, you know, they just moved him around Like chess pieces.
Speaker 3Go be racist somewhere else.
Speaker 2It's like the priest that be raping everybody and they just moved him.
Speaker 1To another parish White people doing white things. That's racist. That's good.
Speaker 2Oh you fucked up, we'll just send you over there.
Speaker 3Go to another town and touch another person.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get it. Yeah, that's crazy. She claims that she sent it to that other judge by accident. It was supposed to go to someone else, as if that makes it any better.
Speaker 1You want to hide it. You didn't hide it.
Speaker 2Well don't get me wrong. Like when I initially saw the toy, I laughed because I'm like this is wild, like this, but that's so, in honesty, yeah, it's, it's ridiculous, it's so inappropriate, yeah so it is whatever.
Speaker 1so what's next? Nene, I know you don't want to go here, but we got to go here.
Speaker 3I so didn't, but here we are. Here we are. An Arizona man tragically took his own life after being caught in an embarrassing situation Aw, not a Come Along was filmed last Wednesday when he rode up to the drive-thru at Bikini Beans Coffee in Tempe, arizona. An employee noticed something wasn't right when he placed his order and saw that he wasn't wearing any pants.
Bizarre Crimes and Celeb Drama
Speaker 2No, that's not right. And he pulled up with a smile. He was happy. He pulled up and pulled out.
Speaker 3Oh, my God the video went viral because the person posted it on social media, ranking up millions of views as people commented and accused malone of incident exposure in front of the manager um. Following this, malone drove to goodyear, arizona, where he tragically shot himself in the head. That's crazy.
Speaker 1So he pulled up.
Speaker 2Evidently, when he pulled up to the drive-thru, she could see him from the video and she could see what he was doing. So that's why she had her phone equipped for when he pulled around and she was to record to catch him, because she's like what are you doing? This is nasty and he just a grinning, he ain't grinning no more.
Speaker 3But the post.
Speaker 1I'm sorry. Thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 2There has to be some mental illness.
Speaker 1There has to be I mean he's trying to get a Jack Mac patty or whatever. There has to be some mental illness. There has to be, you know. I mean he's trying to get a Jack McPatty or whatever. He went A Jack McPatty, Whatever he went to. What is that?
Speaker 3That's what Mr called his buns.
Speaker 2No, I am so curious. What is a Jack McPatty?
Speaker 1So when I used to live out in Arizona they had a restaurant called Jack in a Box, so me and my friend used to call them Jack Mac patties. It should fuck up your stomach if you eat those. Oh really, hell yeah, jack Mac patties. But he went to a Mr Flick your Bean. What was it called? Coffee shop?
Speaker 2Mr Flick, your bean coffee shop.
Speaker 3For that 10 minute.
Speaker 1For 10 minute and flick this bean and then flick this bean. Uh-uh.
Speaker 3We're all set, he's off.
Speaker 1We are all set, so wait. So he was plotting to shoot himself after he flicked his bean.
Speaker 3I don't think it happened right after that day. I think it happened when he went viral.
Speaker 1Oh, he didn't want to be known for flicking his bean, would you?
Speaker 2Probably because, when the video first went out. I don't think it was blocked out, oh, and so they probably saw.
Speaker 1Don't you do it. He saw his beam.
Speaker 3I know where you was going with that. What, please, no.
Speaker 1And he was like oh my God, if I know that I'm like not adequate, I mean, would I call somebody to shoot themselves? He probably was yes.
Speaker 2He probably was very embarrassed, just to the fact.
Speaker 3Well, he pulled up with no pants on what the fuck he was fucking, but he probably didn't think that he was gonna get recorded all the negative attention that he probably got from it some people, like you said, it could have been a mental health thing, like some people just or just because when it went viral, he probably got a lot of negative attention.
Speaker 2People were saying a lot of things. He probably thought it was going to blow him up, put some pants on, and it probably just was like Masturbate at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, mm-hmm, yeah Praises. No, no Okay.
Speaker 2So we're going back to Florida Again. Yeah, okay, so there was a lottery winner involved in a violent robbery Outside a store in Orange County and the sheriff's office is on the lookout for the suspect. So, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office, the victim, who's an 83-year-old woman, was approached while she was trying to get into her car after cashing in a $200 lottery ticket winnings at Buddy's Food and Lotto Buddy's. So the footage they actually believe they know who he is. They believe that he is diego stalin tavarez flory. So he has way too many names, yeah eight names.
Speaker 1Um, he caught. No, he's y'all out one of those names.
Speaker 2He's turning yo shut up because um, a son, lee, who's been working at buddy's food and Lotto for over 10 years, said she knows the victim personally, that she's a regular customer. I've known her for over 10 years. I told y'all we playing this shit off.
Speaker 4What was the owner name, nope.
Speaker 2Okay, but that's so sad. Like that poor older woman was like, oh my god, I want $200. She probably was about to go buy some eggs and and she got robbed for her winnings.
Speaker 3No, because the eggs, my eggs, my eggs my eggs, she can't buy them.
Speaker 2Eggs for young oh, no, that is, I was like because eggs are expensive.
Speaker 3Mute your mic, oh my god you know the price of eggs?
Speaker 2they're going back up, everything going back up, everything going back up. And she was like I can get my groceries for the week.
Speaker 3These young kids Is doing these elderly people wrong? It's crazy.
Speaker 1Let that lady get her eggs.
Speaker 2Or her egg wall no no, so much. Or her egg wall no.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2No no.
Speaker 3Did you guys hear about Method man Beating the shit?
Friend's Ex Dating Dilemma
Speaker 1out of his daughter's boyfriend. Good, oh, let me hear the story first, look at you.
Speaker 2I got Method Man's back, whatever he did. Allegedly it's been reported that he got into an altercation at Crunch Fitness Gym on Staten Island, where you know I don't know why. All this time I didn't even realize that Method man had kids. Name was Clifford. Oh, you did. Yeah, I'm only used to TI. It didn't really dawn on me, it didn't connect, but evidently they're saying that he threw seven punches. They counted Right.
Speaker 3They really was like one, two, three.
Speaker 2To his daughter's ex-boyfriend. Allegedly there was some issues from the past. But Method man came out, the statement came out. He's denying it and saying that he didn't. He didn't push him. Yeah, and that's yeah. So I don't know exactly. Well, or if he's saving face, or he's trying to. That didn't help. Yeah, it didn't help at all that's right.
Speaker 1She was like really, oh, my bad well, if it was, if he was being disrespectful and Method man had to set him straight, I'm on Method Man's side, I don't even care what happened, I'm on Method Man's side. I don't even care what happened, I'm on Method Man's side. Oh my God, he doesn't do anything without just cause. He has a history of just responding yeah, if you are. He makes it clear like I don't fuck with anybody to get in their business, don't get in my business, you attack me. He makes it clear If you're going to do anything, attack me, I can take it. Leave my family out of it. So he was saying that when it was about his wife. So I can imagine what he would do for his daughter. So if he had to go to the length to throw him blows, the dude said something yeah, yeah. So that's where I stand on it, because I would do the same thing. Don't talk. I'm just waiting for one of these ex-boyfriends to say something, oh my God, to my daughter.
Speaker 2I feel like I already know.
Speaker 1You already know who I'm talking about. Oh my God, I'm waiting. I don't like how he did her. Don't come see me.
Speaker 2I'm going to see you. Oh man, I know, please don't.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1Okay, okay.
Speaker 3All right, next up. So I got a question.
Speaker 2Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3It was the way it was written was stupid, so I had to look at it again, like what, what does a broke man always have?
Speaker 2Good dick. Not that I know that from experience, it's just you know things I've read in the magazine.
Speaker 3I'm going to go ahead and say a woman, because as much shit as he's talking about a broke nigga, he always got a woman.
Speaker 2A broke man always got a goddamn attitude.
Speaker 3That's true too. That's true.
Speaker 2You can't afford to have an attitude.
Speaker 1You need to be giving out grace and kindness, because you need help yeah.
Speaker 3They always feel entitled.
Speaker 2Yeah, like you, just mad because.
Speaker 1Broke man always smell, like last month.
Speaker 2A broke man always smell. Like you know, if I could, I would yeah. A broke man always spend, like you know, if I could, I would yeah.
Speaker 3A broke man always behind the girl while she paying dancing.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1While she paying.
Speaker 2While she paying dancing.
Speaker 3No, he's, she's paying and he's behind her. Oh, like, my baby got it. My baby, where's yours?
Speaker 1Are we shaming those, though? Maybe he's Working towards something he could be in between, in between.
Speaker 3I was just talking about the ones that just didn't give a shit.
Speaker 2There are those Like in between Like jobs.
Speaker 1He said in between, I just collect like in between, like jobs. Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 6You said in between yo I've had just go in kudos, kudos.
Speaker 1Yo yeah, I've been. I've been in situations where I've been down bad, but I don't. I don't get how people don't get themselves out of it like I. I don't stay down. There's a lot of people who don't get themselves out. I don't get how people don't get themselves out of it. I don't stay down. I don't stay down for very long. If I'm down, give me like three Give me like three. Give me like a month or two, I'm back making money.
Speaker 2Now, when you were down, did you have an attitude?
Speaker 6No, like bitch. Why am I today? You been home all day.
Speaker 1No, I tried At that point. I would try to do as much things that I can to help out where I can't.
Speaker 2Did you dance behind your woman while she paid A few?
Speaker 1times.
Speaker 4Right, right. He thought about it.
Speaker 1I plead the fifth. She had me dress up in these skimpy things I don't like it Get out of here.
Speaker 3I don't like talking about that type of life.
Speaker 1I need pictures. I don't even know what those things called when you put on your nipples. I can't stand it. Nipple clamps. Yeah, tassels, can't stand it, nipple clamps.
Speaker 3Yeah, tassels, oh tassels. I went to nipple clamps and shit.
Speaker 1That's why her fucking hair went, the whole dominatrix and shit.
Speaker 2It was shock therapy.
Speaker 1She was down as a man and she had to put on nipple clamps.
Speaker 3First of all, I ain't never been down as a man. I've always been up. Let's get that clear.
Speaker 1Fucking you being a wawa's and-wahs, oh my god not fucking wah-wahs go home, alright.
Speaker 3One more question, one more question. Question is it okay to date your friend's ex now? According to social media, one person said this idea is so outdated. Shit happens, people connect. Somebody else said I'm sorry, but dating your friend's ex is insane. What do you guys think it could be?
Speaker 1nasty work or people just don't give a fuck. So I could go either way.
Speaker 3Well, people, not giving a fuck is nasty work.
Speaker 2Okay. So here's my thought on it, because I hear both sides of the the mess and and I understand both sides and I actually kind of agree with both sides. So it's really tricky because a lot of y'all bitches is out here nasty and y'all got a lot of exes, yeah there's not a lot of options out here, true? And why do I have to limit myself? Because you can't close your legs. Wait, are there exes?
Speaker 1by the time you get to them.
Speaker 3Ex of the other person. No, no, I was trying to move past it. I was trying to move past it, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4Challenge. I know you're going to get me.
Speaker 1I know you're going to get me, so I'm just I'm sorry, challenge. I know you're going to get me. I know you're going to get me, so I'm just waiting for it.
Speaker 4That was good though.
Speaker 3Now they threw in the HW reference.
Speaker 2Get out of here.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2But like yeah, like so sometimes you don't always know all of your friends' exes. And so what if you met somebody, y'all hit it off, y'all started dating and then you find out that oh my God, that's my friend's ex. Do you end your relationship?
Speaker 1So what if it happens the opposite way? What if I dated my ex's best friend? Is that worse? Your ex's best friend, is that worse?
Speaker 3Your ex's best friend.
Speaker 1And then we kind of just flaunted it in her face.
Speaker 3Well, clearly you're going to. That is fucked up.
Speaker 1But she was like I need to talk to her and see if this is okay, Like she tried to do her due diligence, Did she? I think so. You didn't care either way. I didn't care either way.
Speaker 3But usually like, one side doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 1You know what happened actually, which is crazy. I end up.
Speaker 2Okay, this is Sleeping with both of them at the same time.
Speaker 1Not at the same time. Wow, back to back. No, but I ended up cheating with my ex-girl.
Speaker 3On the best friend. That's crazy. Wait, he slept with the ex while he was with the best friend.
Speaker 1Isn't that fucked up on her part?
Speaker 3No, that was her.
Speaker 2get back to her best friend that's what that was yeah, you got to understand the moves of women sometimes, but now do you know if the conversation had happened and she was like oh no, it's fine, because then there's no get back.
Speaker 1Yeah, that happened it can't, it can't be a get back if you've not said no, I'm cool with a girl, do you? There was a birthday party that happened, which was my new girlfriend's birthday party, with my ex that came to the birthday party and we was all cool, so everything was cool.
Speaker 3So they probably was just running you out. Go ahead, girl. He got some good. Go ahead and do it. I ain't mad, but I'm about to circle back real quick oh, that could have been that.
Speaker 1I like that too.
Speaker 3All right, whatever I ended up with um one of my friend's exes what I actually married him oh, your husband was a friend's ex wow, oh shit, what's their name?
Speaker 2Mm-mm, which is crazy.
Speaker 3Like she was cool with it though, because I remember one time when me he was my boyfriend at the time we was living together Mm-hmm and me and her and another friend were going out to like go party and she came to the house Now and another friend were going out to like go party and she came to the house now. She already knew like whatever, but my man was like why the fuck is she in my house?
Speaker 2so it was. It was. So did your. Did your man know that y'all were friends before they came to your house?
Speaker 3He knew we were friends, but I don't think he realized how close of friends we were. Okay so, but when they dated it was like high school and I met my husband way after. Sorry, I smacked the mic.
Speaker 4It was your husband.
Speaker 3Way after. Sorry, I smacked the mic. Smacked it like it was your husband. Way after Yo. What Smacked the mic? Like your husband.
Speaker 1Shut up.
Speaker 2That shit sounds messy. That's it. I'm trying to formulate my question now so you knew that they were together because you guys all went to high school together, so you knew they were together back then, or you found out that they were together back then when you started now dating.
Speaker 3No, I knew of a person that she was dating. I didn't know it was him, because she dated two people with the same name.
Speaker 2So she never have to call out the wrong one, right? That sounds nasty.
Speaker 3So I didn't realize it was him at that time. Then I found out when we started talking.
Speaker 2And was there any part of you that was like, oh my God, this is like mm-mm? He was with my friend.
Speaker 3No, because I found out he was with a whole bunch of other friends, so it didn't matter oh shit.
Speaker 2Oh, my God, not you pick the prize, pig oh yeah, wait a minute.
Speaker 1Wait a fucking minute.
Speaker 3She was like oh, so you've been spread wide and laid low.
Speaker 2Sign me up Like what.
Speaker 1Hold on, sign me up. What? What was the intrigue? It was like you ran through all my friends and you're the person they was talking about. I'm bagging you, was it that?
Speaker 3No, it didn't. That's not how that went. It was more like, oh yeah, I used to talk to this person and I was like, oh wow, this is in your relationship In my relationship, yeah.
Speaker 1So I was like oh wow, this is in your relationship In my relationship yeah.
Speaker 3So I was like, oh, that's my friend. We grew up together Like oh shit.
Speaker 1Oh shit, that's kind of crazy. How did he feel about that?
Speaker 3Well, my husband's arrogant, so he felt great.
Speaker 2He was like, like you, goddamn right aww slinging and ding-a-ling get out of here yo you get on my nerves, right, you get on my nerves, not the slinging and ding-a-ling alright, where we at? Oh my god, I think we are at your favorite part of the show.
Speaker 1My favorite part of the show.
Speaker 4Gems, gems on them. Gems, gems, gems, gems. Now listen.
Speaker 1I got three of these bad boys today. Thank you, mom. That was good. Thank you, mom. Thank you to the mom and prodigy and havoc Gem number one Just because you've dated, just because y'all dated for seven years, don't mean he going to marry you, sis. My cousin studied medicine for six years and now he's a DJ.
Speaker 3Not true. Not true why? Because it depends on the person and when they're ready, and it just depends on the people sometimes, then you do have some that's why I think it is true what that just because you're together that long doesn't mean that he will marry you, because it depends, and just because the length of time has nothing to do with right or not so it's either.
Speaker 1Or well, yeah, let me ask you n Nene, you are married. How long?
Speaker 3did it take? It took that nigga, 10 years, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2She said that with some conviction.
Speaker 3No, so I'm just kidding, though, because it did take 10 years, but even still, when that happened, it was still like, uh, should we do this? In my mind, so it didn't bother me.
Speaker 1He didn't become a DJ. Did he A DJ? He didn't become a DJ. Just checking, you don't ever know about these things.
Speaker 3Yo, he wasn't what, oh my god.
Speaker 1Please finish that sentence, please. He was what? Oh my God, please finish that sentence Moving on.
Speaker 3Please Next, Jim it was what?
Speaker 2Nothing A panty. He was a rapper.
Speaker 1That's the sound I was about to say. He married a rapper.
Speaker 2He used to wear women's lingerie.
Speaker 3Yo get the fuck out of here. I'd be like babe, give me my panties back. He was like no, I ain't like police. But you're busting a hole in the front wider.
Speaker 1Yo, you're busting a.
Speaker 2Did you say busting a hole in it wider, wider In the front?
Speaker 1Why was it it's?
Speaker 3lace. If it goes through the thing, it's busting it open wider.
Speaker 2No, your panties was open already. That's what you meant. Your panties was open already. That's what you meant. Who said I wear them, you meant your hole just got made whiter from the Never.
Speaker 3Nice try though. Hw, wow, hw.
Speaker 1Wow, all right. Gem number two Kids today. Kids today Finds out. School is canceled via text. Our generation had to wake up at 6 amam and watch the bottom of the TV screen like it's an NBA draft.
Speaker 3Damn straight and I still do that because I'm so used to doing that.
Speaker 1And here's the fucked up part, when we looking for our school. It just passed, so we gotta wait all the way for the whole alphabet to come back around. Which would be like 20 minutes before we go see B again.
Speaker 2But sometimes I used to flip between the channels to see if I can catch it on one of the other channels.
Speaker 1I did that too, and then you would just miss it on the other channel. So you just flip back and forth.
Speaker 2I'd be mad. By the time I found out, school was already out.
Speaker 3Yeah, that half a day or the crazy part about it is today's generation is not the same as ours, because our snow days was real fucking snow days, yeah, and we still had to go to school, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1And I didn't take the bus. I had to walk. Well, sometimes I had to walk.
Speaker 3Well, I would have rather walked because some of the bus drivers was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1I had to walk a grip if I missed the bus. Really.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1It was at least a 15 minute walk or so.
Speaker 3Yeah. If I missed the bus, I wasn't going to school and I had to go down a hill Because I live way too far.
Speaker 1The higher the grade, the less I gave a fuck about going to class, so sometimes I just didn't go to class at all.
Speaker 2Most people yeah.
Speaker 1My senior year. I was escaping class drinking in the back of the class.
Speaker 2It was like prison break, he's in prison break.
Speaker 1I didn't give a fuck about my senior year, he was digging tunnels.
Speaker 2I can't wait to get up out of here. That was just the name of all his girls.
Speaker 1Oh shit, God damn, Touche motherfucker.
Speaker 3He said he was going to tag you back. That was a good one that was a good one.
Speaker 1That was a good one. Third Jim, you ain't wrong friend Is the toxic leading the toxic.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You ain't wrong friend. It depends Knowing damn well you wrong. It depends, because a lot of people don't hold their friends accountable.
Speaker 3We ain't wrong, friend. It depends Knowing damn well you wrong. It depends Because a lot of people don't hold their friends accountable.
Speaker 2Absolutely.
Speaker 3So they're going to agree. You ain't wrong. But I think there are times where there are some friends who be like nah bitch, you know you wrong for that. That's what I'm saying, but I think there are times where it's like, no, you're not wrong.
Speaker 2Like, you're absolutely right and what you said or what you did Right.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2I think it go both ways.
Speaker 1So beating your meat in a bean thing. No, we not doing this, you ain't wrong friend. You got the right to beat your meat in a.
Speaker 3He didn't have a friend there to tell him that A coffee bean shop. He wasn't in the.
Speaker 2He was in the drive-thru. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3We ain't wrong friend, let's not go back to that. He's not here anymore.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's right he took. Oh, he ain't wrong friend. Damn. I just realized that that don't fit it, don't it, don't Not at all.
Speaker 3That's our gyms.
Speaker 4That is our gyms.
Speaker 3Oh my God, kill that crazy dude.
Speaker 4Drop a gym on him.
Speaker 1All right, quickly, quickly, quickly quickly quickly quickly, my pick six is now down to a pick four. Playoffs is here. Playoffs is here. And if you remember what I said last week, if you remember anything that I said last week the picks that I had last week I must say Drum roll, please Drum roll. For the wild card, I chose the.
Speaker 2Dodgers LA Chargers.
Speaker 1LA Chargers. See, I chose the Baltimore Ravens, I chose the Buffalo Bills and I chose the Philadelphia Eagles and I chose Tampa Bay and I chose Minnesota. Now, out of the six you're funny as fuck out of the six, I got three right. Okay, three out of the six, yes. So if you chose, or you chose different, if you chose Houston, texas to win, good for you. If you chose Washington to win, I am shocked because I thought Baker Mayfield was on a tear. I told you Washington was going to win. Good for you. If you chose Washington to win, I am shocked because I thought Baker Mayfield was on a tear. I told you Washington was going to win. You did tell me Washington was going to win. And that fucking field goal hit the. It was a doinker, but it went through. It was a doinker and Rams fucking destroyed Sam Darnold and them fucking Vikings.
Speaker 1So this week I'm going to choose either Kansas City and Houston. I'm going Kansas City. I'm going Detroit over Washington. I'm going Philly over Rams. I'm going Baltimore over Bills. Who you got? Kansas City? Houston? Who you got Kansas City, houston, who you got?
Speaker 3I'm actually Kansas City, Houston. I'm going with the Chiefs.
Speaker 1Chiefs Detroit versus Washington.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, I like, but I'm going to give it to the Lions.
Speaker 1The Lions. Yeah, Lions has just been cooking this year.
Speaker 2Yeah, they've been roaring real loud.
Speaker 1Eagles Rams. Ooh Eagles, yeah, Eagles, I'm going. Eagles Nene.
Speaker 3I'm going Rams, she like to get.
Speaker 1Rams, oh shit.
Speaker 4Nene, that is true.
Speaker 1You ain't all right Ravens bills.
Speaker 2Can you pay mine?
Speaker 1You're going with the bills. Wow, mvp Lamar Jackson, fucking Derrick Henry, I'm going with the bills. You think Josh Allen is going?
Speaker 3to pull it out.
Speaker 1Because he's a postseason player, not a regular season player, because he let you down all fantasy football. All fantasy football. He didn't show up.
Speaker 2That is exactly why, sean, are you going with who? I'm going with the Ravens? Good, because they pulled out. That's what you said, right?
Speaker 1No, no, but you like it when they pull out. I didn't think that was your forte.
Speaker 2I didn't think that was your forte and that's our picks and that's our.
Gratitude for Donations and Farewell
Speaker 1That's our picks. Good luck to you. And if you didn't agree with any one of my picks, who cares? No, I'm just kidding, I'm not a professional, so choose your own motherfucking picks. Oh my God, yeah. But if Price picks or anybody want to sponsor us, hey, I'll make sure I pick some good picks next time. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. What we got now, we got some listeners questions. We got any.
Speaker 2Moving it right on up. All right, that's it for today.
Speaker 1So that's it for today. So that's it for today. Now let me just say once again thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for all of your donations. What, the what Donations.
Speaker 2Donations.
Speaker 1Thank you so much For the donations.
Speaker 3Thank you guys. We are yes, because you got to get Mr to have pie in his face.
Speaker 1So To have pie in his face? We're not going to start that little narrative there.
Speaker 2Let's let the people choose let's pie, mister, let's pie mister.
Speaker 1No, we're not going to have a campaign.
Speaker 2Cream mister's face Cream, mister's face, wow, wow.
Speaker 1Wow, so we are about Yo fuck off we appreciate the donation.
Speaker 1Yeah, we are at a good spot. We're still we trying to reach our thousand dollar goal. We're about 10, maybe 12, in it, so just keep them coming. We we truly appreciate it. You don't understand what y'all have done for us so far. We have gotten our backdrop, we got cameras, we got things. So we are. We're trying to get a little bit more for the video podcast part of it, and every donation helps. So, thank you, thank you very much. Other than that, we are going to be off for tonight. So thank you and Thank you. We'll talk to y'all later.
Speaker 4Farewell TikTok. I really shouldn't have ended on this, but I am Sing it Sean.
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