Table 4 Three
Welcome to the table where you will dine on three unprofessional opinions for the night. Table For Three is meant to be a light-hearted space that talks about everyday events from the perspective of three regular ass people. We look to bring humor to our topics...think of us like the comment section on TikTok. Now, things can get messy at the table as we all know, so come prepared with a bib.
Episodes
105 episodes
Episode 11: Happy Thanksgiving...Mistakes were made
Holiday prep should be simple—who’s cooking, who’s eating, and who’s bringing the meatballs. Instead, our week detours into the wild, the urgent, and the oddly hilarious: a viral assault on a mom and her nine-year-old, a Florida gas-station “re...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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1:05:59
Episode 08: The After Party
The morning after a packed party, we’re sore, punchy, and surprisingly honest about what last night taught us. A first-time DJ set felt electric, but the real story was the cost behind the scenes: heavy speakers, no ramp, and a back that filed ...
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1:37:20
Episode 07: Breathing Through Your Butt & Other Party Tricks
A Halloween week hang turns into a wild ride through taste, pleasure, and tech gone sideways. We kick off with weekend banter and a full invite to our 500-shots party—venue, pricing, specialty shot list—plus a candy corn debate that somehow bec...
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1:35:18
Episode 006: Cigarette Titties & Bootie Bullets
Honesty and timing can change everything—from who we love to how safe we feel. We kick off with cruise stories and candy truck nostalgia, then dive headfirst into the week’s most charged headline: when does gender disclosure become a matter of ...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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1:37:46
Episode 005: 75 Tampons on the Lawn
Starts loud, ends thoughtful—that was the energy today. We warm up with wild banter and bops, then dig into a question we hear all the time: do smart guys really have a harder time dating? We unpack how deeper thinking, higher standards, and an...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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1:43:14
Episode 004: Papa Perc 5
The night starts light—mixing tracks, naming Halloween shots, and clowning our own DJ practice—then the conversation swerves into the week’s bruises: flat tires, pricey oil changes, and the quiet rules of “appreciation” in relationships. From t...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:30:47
Episode 003: Jesus on ICE Eatin' Pork N Beans
Sleep disruptions plague us all at some point, but when does a restless night become a pattern? This week's conversation explores those frustrating middle-of-the-night awakenings that leave us zombified the next day. One host's dilemma with whi...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:24:50
Episode 002: We Are Living in the Matrix
Welcome to the wild ride that is Table for Three Season Two! We're back with our signature blend of unfiltered commentary, bizarre headlines, and laugh-out-loud moments that'll have you wondering if we're all living in some kind of simulation.<...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:44:43
Episode 001: Welcome Back...Ain't Shit Change!
Welcome back to the table! After a much-anticipated return, Table for Three kicks off Season 2 with the same unfiltered energy you've been missing. Nothing has changed—and that's exactly what you wanted.The crew dives headfirst into the...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:08:56
Episode 090: Yolo wit da Rolos...Right Shawn!!!
What would drive someone to walk for six days straight after an argument with their partner? That's just one of the relationship-centered questions that fuels this episode's dynamic conversation. We kick things off discussing the shocking story...
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1:49:57
Episode 089: So Someone Can See in the Tunnel!!!
What happens when three unfiltered friends get together and tackle the most bizarre news stories while constantly derailing into hilarious tangents? Pure comedy gold that will have you questioning whether you should be laughing this hard at suc...
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1:27:48
Episode 088: Who's Dirty Ass Panties are in these Delicious Pineapple Sticks!
Music lovers, prepare yourselves! We're tackling Apple Music's controversial 100 Best Albums list that has everyone talking. With Lauryn Hill claiming the crown at #1 and shocking omissions like Queen, Mariah Carey, and Boyz II Men nowhere to b...
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Season 1
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Episode 88
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1:53:12
Episode 087: We love our CNAs....and Jell-O!!
Buckle up for a wild ride as Table for Three returns with an episode that covers everything from workplace struggles to AI love affairs and shocking news stories from around the world.The conversation kicks off with casual updates about...
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Season 1
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Episode 87
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1:29:27
Episode 086: Skeletor!!!
From international crises to musical legacies, this episode travels across the spectrum of modern concerns with unflinching honesty and unexpected humor.We kick off with Juneteenth reflections, sharing how we celebrated the holiday - fr...
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1:40:25
Episode 085: Gladys Behol's High-Rise Panties
When a coworker proudly declares she "tans well because she's 18% African American," where do you even begin? Welcome back to Table for Three, where we're diving deep into workplace microaggressions, relationship boundaries, and social absurdit...
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1:34:30
Special Episode: The PynkNic 2025
Step into the vibrant heart of Hartford as we broadcast live from Pynknic 2025—a celebration that transforms Bushnell Park into a sea of melanated skin draped in every shade of pink imaginable. The energy is electric, the music is pumping, and ...
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1:18:44
Episode 084: The Punisher...Wild and Powerful
Welcome to a sizzling cookout-worthy episode of Table For Three where we're serving up hot takes and hearty laughs on everything from heartwarming family moments to shocking celebrity scandals.This week, we kick off with a touching stor...
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1:30:48
Episode 083: Mister!!! Turn Yo Mic OFF!!!
Strange connections in the digital age take center stage as we explore two headline-grabbing marriages – an Indonesian content creator who wed his rice cooker in full traditional attire (only to divorce it four days later because "it only cooke...
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Season 1
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Episode 83
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1:31:08
Episode 082: She did not shoot....The....DEPP..U..Tee!!!
What does it really mean to be an inconsiderate friend? When Issa Rae publicly acknowledged this as her biggest flaw, it sparked a fascinating conversation at The Table about friendship dynamics, emotional availability, and the unspoken rules o...
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Season 1
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Episode 82
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1:15:17
Episode 081: Toilet killings and an Ecuadorian soccer player. LMAOWWNCY!!!??
Ever wonder what happens when three friends with zero filters sit down and talk about everything from music legends to dating disasters? Welcome to the raw, uncut conversations at Table for Three.This week's episode kicks off with a hea...
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Season 1
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Episode 81
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1:34:46
Episode 080: Food Porn w/ Guinea Pigs
When summer vibes hit, the Table comes alive with energy, dance moves, and unfiltered conversations that leave no topic untouched. This episode captures that perfect cookout atmosphere where real talk flows as freely as the laughter.We ...
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Season 1
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Episode 80
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1:23:35