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Ever wonder who truly reigns supreme, Prince or Michael Jackson? Join us for a spirited debate filled with witty banter, laughter, and a side of sing-alongs as we let loose and celebrate the legendary tunes of these musical icons. Whether you're moonwalking or sporting a raspberry beret, this episode has something for every fan. We'll keep you entertained with cheeky antics and audacious content, all while reminding you to not take life too seriously. Expect a few surprises that might even leave you humming "Purple Rain" or "Billie Jean" by the end.
Amidst the snowy backdrop, we catch up with Shawn and Nini and bring a personal touch to our chat, sharing tales of sinus infections and the joys of working from home. Our camaraderie shines through as we laugh off the mundane and dive into the delightful absurdities of life. With a nod and a wink to our supporters, we express our gratitude and invite you along for this joyous ride. So, grab a warm drink, settle in, and let us brighten your day with music, humor, and plenty of playful debates.
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Speaker 1When you sit on it, it's when it's real deep.
Speaker 2You recording this when you sit on it?
Speaker 3that's when they control it the opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes, only. You, the fucking devil.
Speaker 2Our thoughts and views are not to be taken personally. It is not that serious, oops.
Speaker 1We are trained professionals at being regular ass people If you can't take what we're serving this is not the table for you. Reservation denied Enjoy the show. That should be a topic, though. One day we should talk about that.
Speaker 3Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. We're going to do a special intro today, we doing Prince versus Michael Jackson. If you know it, sing it, goddamn Prince.
Speaker 1He the devil, I swear.
Speaker 4Don't mean to call you no pain.
Speaker 3Sing it If you know it. Table for three is in the building. I dropped the air horn on Purple Rain. That's crazy.
Speaker 2This is Shekel Nini showing on here today? Miss Connecticut is back, miss, please.
Speaker 4Thank you so much for having me. I was just having that nasty conversation no-transcript. Let's enjoy your ride to work. Let's go, speed it up. Woo, yeah, who's going after this? Yeah, yeah, table for three.
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Speaker 3Oh my God, this is unruly. Uh-oh, he was talking about me in this song, I bet you dirty bitch, god damn.
Speaker 1My shit.
Speaker 4That's that I love this song.
Speaker 3He was talking to her. Oh, we got to go here next.
Speaker 4Oh, oh, oh. Hey, baby, do what you please. I have the stuff that you want. I am the thing that you need. She look me deep in the eyes, she touching me, so to stop. She says there's no turning back. The DJ and the no, the DJ and the no, the DJ and the no, the DJ and the moon, the future and the Never be, oh no.
Speaker 3Come on guys, yo come on out there. I know y'all feeling this playlist. Let's go. You know this was it when this came on. Who got it for you, michael Prince? I want to stop, but I can't. I can't stop till I get enough. Would you be a happy boy, or?
Speaker 4a girl.
Speaker 3Uh-huh, sing it Nini. If I could, I would give you the world.
Speaker 4All I can do is just offer you my love, all right.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 4Hey, nancy, uh-huh, uh-huh, Pretty young thing. You'll need some lovin' and a lovin' care and I'll take you there. Girl, I want to love you. Pretty young thing. You'll need some lovin' and a lovin' care and I'll take you there. Oh shit.
Speaker 1My ass is out right now. Is it Wow.
Speaker 3You got the chaps on.
Speaker 1I do. I cut the butt part out of my jeans.
Speaker 4Don't tell my husband.
Speaker 1He knows.
Speaker 2He already knows.
Speaker 4You say what have I got to lose? And, honey, I say leave it, go on back. Leave it, go on back. We're doing that, love, we're doing that.
Speaker 2No, we're doing that, Leave it go on back.
Speaker 3We're about to wrap this up. I still got more.
Speaker 4Leave it. Go on back, go on back. Guess I should close my eyes when you drove me to the place where your bosses run free, woo.
Speaker 3Alright, this is going to be the last one. Last one, that's one Yee-haw.
Speaker 4You did that little giddy-up shit right there. Yeah, we're going to start it. Table number three is starting. As we do every episode, we start something. We're surprised that we're not canceled the pain is thunder.
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Speaker 3We're surprised that we're not canceled. I hope y'all like that intro. What's up everybody? Table for three is back in the building. How are you doing? We've missed y'all. How y'all doing with all this snow, All this snow coming?
Speaker 2Welcome back.
Speaker 3Sean Nene, it's good to see you guys. As always, somebody needs a shot. Tyler, she got hot over Michael Jackson and Prince actually I did, I take them both down.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Same time. So what y'all was saying in the beginning of the episode? Huh, inquiring minds wants to know.
Speaker 1I don't think nobody heard that.
Speaker 3Oh, they did, Unless I didn't take it out after post. But whatever, I might take it out after post. Oh yeah, yeah. But you said you think Prince is a what?
Speaker 2Hung low. They are two iconic superstars. Yeah, that we had. They hung low.
Speaker 1You think both of them are hung, low and sweet, oh my God. And spreading it wide.
Speaker 3Okay, all right.
Speaker 4Take your sip.
Speaker 3How was everybody's week?
Speaker 2My nerves Week in. God damn near, rita, you can get on my nerves Nene.
Speaker 3let's start with you. It was a week. It was a week yeah.
Speaker 1It was a fucking week Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, my week was actually. It wasn't bad. Good, it wasn't bad. Um, I worked from home the whole week, like no, like three days is that normal for you to work from home?
Speaker 3no, you have to be in the office more than you work from home. I don't have to do anything, oh, except lay low and spread it wide, I guess.
Speaker 2Oh my god and out of the office. Yeah, I'm saying get paid for it. Oh my god, in and out of the office, yeah in I'm saying Get paid for it.
Speaker 3Oh my god, so no, so you had to. You was home. The majority yeah.
Speaker 2Partially like Cause. I had a Partially a A sinus infection.
Speaker 6A sinus infection. Why did I?
Speaker 2stutter with that Sinus infection. I had a sinus infection so Couldn't get them kids Out of there. I just oh shit.
Speaker 1Why was they in his sinuses? You know, why it was the magic school bus it was a week.
Speaker 3Oh shit.
Speaker 2And mister, how was your short week that you didn't work Cause you're never working? You don't do nothing. You probably have Friday off and Monday off. This wasn was your short week that you didn't work because you're never working. You don't do nothing. You probably have.
Speaker 3Friday off and Monday off and Tuesday off and Wednesday off. This wasn't my short week, but sadly I lost my father over last weekend. Oh no, oh no, oh no, but it wasn't really, thank you. Thank you, my father and I never really had a.
Speaker 2You ain't had no daddy around when he was growing up. Yeah, we never had a strong relationship and you ain't give a fuck.
Speaker 3Pretty much, yeah, but I realized how much like him I am with all the females that he has.
Speaker 2I learned so Wow, so you had as many females as your dad. No, he had way more emails as your dad?
Speaker 3no, he had way more, really, because so now you're aspiring to be your dad. No, I, I, I don't want the confusion like the shit that I found out, though you know this is my first real, you know, death and that's close to the, so I, I didn't know how crazy it can be once someone passed and all the fucking stories comes out and all the stuff that I didn't know started coming out. Listen here, my name shouldn't even be my name, or how it's crazy.
Speaker 2I need to know about that later, we could talk about it later it's really interesting anyway, just to like like you saying, especially like if people pass away and you start hearing stuff, but like just finding out things about our parents in general. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1It's crazy Sometimes you like looking at them sideways. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Because they the way they hold themselves Like bitch you was doing what?
Speaker 1Yo, listen. That's why I'm happy my kids know I'm crazy. Listen here, I'm just going to say this.
Speaker 2I found out recently my parents were crackheads.
Speaker 1I'm just joking. Hey, yo, you saw how I looked at you From across the table.
Speaker 3I was like your mama bought a bus in here.
Speaker 4Right now she's on the side of her head now you should have decided hey, fuck you son.
Speaker 1But no, like Don't your dad listen to the show.
Speaker 3Sorry, Papa.
Speaker 1He could be like wait a minute now, god damn it. He was like it was meth I ain't say that aunt Me neither aunt.
Speaker 3But yeah, it was. I can say this. I just lost my train of thought of what I was going to say. But anyway, yeah it's. I understand why he used to say be careful who you talk to, because they might be family. It makes way more sense now. We have that problem in ours.
Speaker 2So you found out you've been screwing your family.
Speaker 3It's possible that.
Speaker 2Didn't you screw one of your sisters?
Speaker 1No, you almost did I remember that story right? No, what the fuck Didn't you pick up? Yeah a couple episodes ago.
Speaker 2You were trying to get a discount for your son's hair.
Speaker 3Wow, no, that's not my sister. Technically that's not my sister, it's my brother's sister.
Speaker 2That's interesting it's made of tomato.
Speaker 3Yo, that's funny.
Speaker 2Busting your sister down Wild.
Speaker 3Wow, Busted baby, but technically she's not my sister.
Speaker 2So you are saying he busted her.
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 1He didn't deny he busted her. He didn't deny that was his sister.
Speaker 3I like how y'all switching this shit up. That's funny as fuck.
Speaker 2No, this is about your father's death.
Speaker 1Yo get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3Thoughts and prayers Yo.
Speaker 6I gave myself the thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 1The switch up was crazy. Oh no Yo.
Speaker 6You ain't shit.
Speaker 3Yeah, you ain't shit. There's so much to this thing. I want to hear it too.
Speaker 2It's so much. Cook me a nice meal and give me a glass of wine and tell me your story. Mm-mm, hey, yo All right.
Speaker 3But other than that my week is just busy with a lot of trying to arrange and shit like that. Okay.
Speaker 1Ain't your son's senior night coming up?
Speaker 3Oh yes, so his senior night is coming up. Yo, I think I went crazy overboard with trying to celebrate his senior night Because I'm trying to get. I did this poster for him and like I don't know, like I was just trying to like what's the best size poster I should get and I was like let me just go with the biggest one they got and I'm thinking it's going to be like a regular, you know nice size poster with the biggest one they got and I'm thinking it's going to be like a regular.
Speaker 1you know, nice size poster.
Speaker 2I got that shit that is three feet by four, not my size.
Speaker 4Barbie.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3He got a life size ass fucking poster board. I posted a larger than that. My son seen it. He was like yeah, you can't bring it back in a smaller one. I was like nah.
Speaker 2A poster the same size as your size.
Speaker 3For Because it's just like Yo for real, like it's just huge. That's funny so, but you know I got it, I'm getting it framed, I got like a little white Sharpie so all his senior classmates that's playing with him could sign the poster as well. That's cool and getting them like a nice little gift basket. And then I guess all, like all, the senior parents are throwing like a nice little party for them.
Speaker 1I got to see the poster so I could do one for myself when my birthday comes.
Speaker 3It's dope, it's dope yeah.
Speaker 2I could do one too, like with my boudoir photos that I had taken Boudoir.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. Okay, yeah, down at the Bayou.
Speaker 3Yeah, and on top of that his team went 12-0 since the last.
Speaker 1So they're like 15-1. Wow.
Speaker 2So they're definitely going to make the postseason. So they've been listening to my techniques and stuff I've been giving them. Oh no, not those type of techniques.
Speaker 1Well, clearly somebody's been using them because they're working, yeah.
Speaker 4Well, that's why he had a sinus infection, oh Wow.
Speaker 6What the fuck is going on here, but yeah, you got a vacation coming up.
Speaker 1I fucking do finally.
Speaker 3I am so excited.
Speaker 6Are you looking forward to it?
Speaker 1Hell yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Unfortunately the downside to it is somebody fucking hates me in the universe because it's supposed to snow almost all that whole week. Seriously, yeah, wow, yeah, seriously yeah, wow, yeah, but fuck it, I still ain't got to go to work.
Speaker 6Exactly, it is what it is.
Speaker 1I'll enjoy it either way.
Speaker 3Yeah, I think that week I had my.
Speaker 1Friday off. I ain't doing shit, I know that's right, but homework.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, because you're a new student. Now I'll just be doing homework.
Speaker 2Nice, yeah, you taking more prostitution, one-on-one Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3Yeah, Actually no.
Speaker 1How to walk the strip, just to be my third year in prostitution. So it'd be prostitution, oh okay. Yes, I'm almost done. Honors, mm-hmm Hi.
Speaker 6Summa cum laude. You know dean's list sucka cum laude, yo get out of here ass clap academy, you know, I got it wait, that's the wrong school for you ass clap.
Speaker 2Oh my god, that just registered. Her ass snaps. It's just like Velcro coming apart.
Speaker 1But that's why I'm going your ass gets sucked in I gotta learn techniques to work with what I got. What'd? You say Did you say my ass sucked in my pants? Yo, what? No, what did you say? Y'all not going to keep attacking me, all right my husband.
Speaker 2You'll have to just listen to it back.
Speaker 1My husband deals with what he got. Okay, the ass doesn't matter, it's everything else.
Speaker 2She's like it's all what's in my heart.
Speaker 1I don't have a fat ass, but I have a fat front, Okay.
Speaker 2so anyway so.
Speaker 3Yo poom poom, that's your note, oh my God, now move on.
Speaker 1Move the fuck on.
Speaker 3Oh okay, oh wait, deli me.
Speaker 1Get your oh okay, wait, deli meat.
Speaker 2It's prosciutto. You did say you was European. I did see they still shipping you ass. Huh, it's okay.
Speaker 1The way shit going. I don't mind being shipped the fuck out. It'll be my first time being flued out.
Speaker 2She said prosciutto.
Speaker 1It'll be my first time being flued out.
Speaker 3Stop, because there are no tariffs now.
Speaker 4What Whatever?
Speaker 3I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4You, the only one, I'm sure you do know what I'm talking about you know only one.
Speaker 1I'm sure you do know what you're talking about Import and export. Nobody can. I killed the joke, murdered it.
Speaker 3All right, where are we going in the world today? Oh my God. Let's start off with no dead babies, all right, and let's.
Speaker 6I just realized what he said.
Speaker 3No dead babies. Let's keep this energy going All right?
Speaker 1well, We'll start off with the pharmacy student who was suing her college for $250,000.
Speaker 3Get your money.
Speaker 1Kimberly Day was accused of violating her school's professionalism code after the administration received several Violating or violating I said violating.
Speaker 3I thought she said like violating or like.
Speaker 2Look, I don't even know.
Speaker 4Y'all gotta keep doing this to me.
Speaker 1You know what, throw the whole show away.
Speaker 2And the host.
Speaker 1We is done, my lady, we is fucking done.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1Professionalism, cold, what God.
Speaker 2You know, her tongue is all the way tied, it's crazy the administration.
Speaker 3Why she got to talk. Ratchet to talk proper.
Speaker 2Because, I'm a reader ratcheting oh my God, this is a mess. I thought it was better than that.
Speaker 3Over a year and a half, we didn't get better yet. No, the ghetto.
Speaker 1Anyway, all she did was post some shit. And they was like we not having that. That's your fucking story.
Speaker 2We need a new co-host.
Speaker 3Alright, so she post what.
Speaker 1So she received several Anonymous compliments. Received several anonymous compliments. Kimberly Day was accused of violating her school's professionalism code After the administration received several anonymous complaints regarding her social media posts. No, you're doing great. According to people, her lawsuit claims that she used the pseudonym Kimmy Cox to share lyrics from Cardi B's WAP and Beyonce's Partition. The university first received anonymous tips about her post in 2019. Right, you know who was telling on her and initially allowed her to continue.
Speaker 3Karen and Kyle Everybody who ain't got a wet.
Speaker 4What.
Speaker 1Allowed her to continue attending school. However, in 2020, they threatened her with expulsion. The lawsuit accused the university of violating her constitutional rights by trying to police her post on her social media unrelated to her program, which I agree, because what does that have to do with?
Speaker 4anything.
Speaker 1Additionally, the post didn't mention the school or give any hints of affiliation. Though Day completed her pharmacy degree, her lawsuit continued After initially being dismissed in 2023, she and her legal team appealed in 2024 and won. Good for her.
Speaker 2Congratulations. Yes, fuck them.
Speaker 1Yep, and I don't mind who's the anonymous, because I want to sue them for defamation of character.
Speaker 3Go girl, defame me, defame me congratulations on your win. Yes, people need to mind their damn business um and I I agree that defamation should have happened too you're being funny now, no I no, I think that's.
Speaker 2That's real shit, though, because well she said the things that she said, so they didn't say anything.
Speaker 1That wasn't against her defaming her yeah yeah, you're true, true well, it should have been like false whatever. Like what did it have advertisement? No, like a false accusation Of whatever they were Trying to claim she did wrong.
Speaker 2No, it should have just Been charged with Mind, your god damn business.
Speaker 3Yeah, well, she won and congratulations. Yeah, that's good. Anybody who asks who's going through that, any kind of Establishment, make sure Call 1-800-MISTA. Yeah, I got you. I ain't got you that close, but I got you. It represents you in whole court, in whole court. Better have my money though.
Speaker 1Y'all not going.
Speaker 2At all. People like Y'all know if the pay Don't fit.
Speaker 1Yo Like this bitch stick. She ain't my client. Oh my god, oh shit.
Speaker 2Why would I? That is nasty, not you discriminating Against your clients Whether or not they stink, okay.
Speaker 3It's defamation.
Speaker 2So did you guys hear About this delusional ass Lady over in Pakistan? Oh, the American citizen that went over there and got married.
Speaker 3She is from Pakistan. Oh, that's what she says. 33 year old. Oh, the American citizen that went over there and got married. She is from Pakistan. Oh, that's what she says.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm 33-year-old Anijah Andrew Robinson oh yeah, it is Reportedly is refusing to leave Pakistan.
Speaker 3That's a New York chick. She from New York A failed marriage plan.
Speaker 2So, according to reports, she flew to Karachi, pakistan, she from Oboken, she from Midtownachi, pakistan, she from Hoboken, she from Midtown.
Speaker 3Yeah, bro, this nigga said Hoboken, I wouldn't even put it on Hoboken people, sorry In.
Speaker 2October of 2024, she from Staten Island.
Speaker 1To marry. That's not accurate To marry a 19-year-old.
Speaker 2She trying to be on the Real Housewives, the Real Housewives of Karachi. She's from Jersey Shore. She thought she was about to marry 19-year-old Nadal Ahmad Maman.
Speaker 1How old was she? She's 33. And she.
Speaker 2That she met online, but when she arrived, they was trying to scam her.
Speaker 3She was like fuck that I'm coming over there, that's wrong.
Speaker 2That I'm coming over there, that's wrong, I'm sorry the boy's family refused to approve the marriage, now leaving her stranded in Pakistan um wasn't she making demands like she was? Originally she was there on a 30 day tourist visa um, which has since expired. She has nowhere to stay and Trump said don't come back. And he did it, I just put that in the family vacated the property. I read that and he left. Essentially, they like, ghosted her, like this boy, this guy I don't want to say boy, he's an adult.
Speaker 1But this is how you know. She crazy, though, because she stood there waiting for them to come back she did they probably told her she done.
Speaker 2Wrapped her head up in garb.
Speaker 3Yeah, she is full-blown pakistanian and then fucked up all her eyebrows like she couldn't even draw them.
Speaker 1She's in properly don't do that because it's a level of mental health. Did y'all see the video of her son? He was saying like his mom has mental health issues that's the story they want to go with, but now she's demanding funds from the government.
Speaker 3Yeah, like $100,000.
Speaker 2She want $100,000.
Speaker 3In her pockets. She said Like verbatim In her pockets.
Speaker 1Somebody is telling her what to say.
Speaker 3No, they are. They got her hostage now. Oh damn, that's dark though.
Speaker 2So her son has come out and said that she does have mental health issues. You can't hold somebody hostage willingly to be there and that her failed love story is fabricated.
Speaker 1Didn't she say she was pregnant?
Speaker 2He said that she knew that her and Nadal had initially planned to return home after two weeks but failed to do so. He also said that he and his brother tried to convince her to come home.
Speaker 1They fucked around and found out.
Speaker 2Or whatever, but she is refusing. Now she's going to get herself caught up because her visa's expired. She's sleeping on the streets of Pakistan.
Speaker 1But she got like four marriage proposals from other Pakistani men.
Speaker 2And she gonna get what she paid for.
Speaker 1But the crazy part is Habib tried to catfish and fuck around and found out that bitch got a.
Speaker 2Did you say, habib?
Speaker 1What's his name? Nadal. Close enough, he fucked around and found out up. Close enough, he fucked around and found out she packed up and came over. I'm sure he was not expecting her to pull up.
Speaker 2No, she pulled the fuck up. But you know what he probably was expecting to pull up and his family was like uh, what the fuck?
Speaker 1Wait, wasn't the picture she gave him, because they both kind of catfished each other a little bit Like? The picture she gave him was completely different than what she looked like.
Speaker 3That's how catfishing works, yeah.
Speaker 1I know, but I'm saying like that's what happened she gave a picture of an Instagram model.
Speaker 2She got it looking like Whoopi Goldberg when she got the whoopie.
Speaker 3Well, she got the eyebrows. She got powdered donut makeup on, yeah, and drawn in no she didn't have like white powder on her face.
Speaker 2I'm like she either was doing lines or she had bad makeup Yo no, she used their makeup. No, nope, no.
Speaker 3Khabib and them is like fuck that Motherfuckers bounce. It was like who is?
Speaker 1that Like that's crazy, that she packed up all your shit and was like we out. That's how you know they got money, Did you say?
Speaker 3I am so sorry.
Speaker 1No, you're not no.
Speaker 3I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1You're not. You're absolutely not. You meant to say it. Yeah, you know what you need. Who could?
Speaker 3pack up and move.
Speaker 1That's what I said. They got money.
Speaker 4They packed up and left. Well, no, I'm just saying like Yo that's fucked up.
Speaker 2No, no, that's not what I Well.
Speaker 1I'm just kidding, just let it go. So there's a Temple University.
Speaker 3Yo oh my.
Speaker 2God, there's a Temple University student.
Speaker 3Everybody can get it.
Speaker 2Don't Ben? Everybody does with you that has been arrested for impersonating an ICE agent on campus Shebeep.
Speaker 4Shebeep.
Speaker 1Well, clearly he didn't take your class.
Speaker 2Shebeam. So the police at Temple University are investigating an incident involving three students who impersonated ICE officers running around campus.
Speaker 3Oh, that's fucked up.
Speaker 2They say that three students were reported at Insomnia Cookies.
Speaker 3White people doing white things.
Speaker 4That's funny.
Speaker 2Wearing shirts that say police and ice and white lettering. One of the students was also seen recording the incident, and three suspects also attempted to enter one of the residence halls File, but they were denied access. One student has been arrested and placed on interim suspension as the investigation continues. He's also being charged with impersonating a public servant. It's just kind of wild that, based on what Tangerine Chits is doing right now with the whole immigration stuff that people are now they're just finding themselves so inclined to run around and do shit like this.
Speaker 1You know it's crazy too, though, because you know how some kids just don't fucking think and they do stupid shit, especially that demographic. When they do certain stuff, say it was one of their friends and then they tried to be funny like that with that and it turned out to be y'all fucking stupid. That was the dumbest joke. Like when they say like the dumbest criminals that's a good example like how fucking stupid is that?
Speaker 3like what were you in this day and age, right? These, these motherfuckers are scared, shitless when it comes to like ice. Like these, like kids in high school are fucking terrified.
Speaker 2Because they're going in schools now. They're going in schools, they're going to hospitals.
Speaker 1What the fuck's up to do yo? My mom told me that um that she got no.
Speaker 2Shut the fuck up. She had to run no.
Speaker 1One of my one of my nephew's schoolmates is actually scared. Yeah, yeah, really. They are actually scared to go outside because they feel like they're gonna get picked up. I was like that's that's sad, that's so sad the motherfuckers is picking up random.
Speaker 3The motherfucker you speak. You should speak spanish. You took, you could take, spanish for four years in high school and they'd be like, well, you speak spanish, you out of here it's not Spanish, though Didn't like some black people get picked up, and then Because they spoke Spanish Like you. Dominican nigga you out of here.
Speaker 1That's fucked up, you so fucking unnecessary right now I'm going to need you to just mute your mic Wow.
Speaker 2Now they look like Bob Marley and they say hola, and they got picked up.
Speaker 3Yeah for real Dreads and everything Soon as they said Uno dos. It was like it was like ice.
Speaker 2It was like don't worry, be happy, ice, ice.
Speaker 3We were going back to Cuba Like man, that's fucked up, I'm not even from there.
Speaker 2They honestly don't care.
Speaker 3They don't care. They got bounty hunters out here just picking up random people.
Speaker 2They are just picking up and shipping out. Ain't that how slavery started? You guys are all packages at this point.
Speaker 3Yo, that's crazy. Europeans went over to other countries thinking that they discovered something, and that's how it just starts shipping people.
Speaker 2YouTube ought to be packages too.
Speaker 3Shit, they can see a package.
Speaker 2You know what's next. Ice is definitely going to pick that up.
Speaker 3You can't even hold it Ice. Oh my God, get the fuck away from me my thoughts and prayers. It's too heavy, oh my God, nene you okay?
Speaker 1Uh-uh, I think I'm off that now. Okay, I got a question. Okay, I got an answer. You probably got an answer. I definitely. Okay, I got an answer. You probably got an answer. I definitely know your ass got an answer. Y'all ever had sex with somebody and be like that? Don't count. That's a good question, Like okay, like you fucked them and you was like that, don't count.
Speaker 2Like it wasn't good.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Like I need my get back.
Speaker 3I need a round two, because that wasn't my best.
Speaker 1If you, want to even go for a round two. It's not your best, it's the other person's best. Like you had some trash box and you was like, yeah that don't count.
Speaker 3Wait a minute, I'm trying to understand. I yeah, that don't count. Wait a minute, I'm trying to understand. I'm getting trash box.
Speaker 1And you're saying that that don't count, that sex didn't count to you.
Speaker 3Oh, so you don't count it as a body.
Speaker 2No Right. So like when you find one of those trans boys from Thailand and then it's like you know what this? Wasn't as good as I thought it was. He said it was an all-encompassing massage you, he said it was an all-encompassing massage. You don't have the lady voice.
Speaker 3Well, technically, Trump said he has to identify himself as a.
Speaker 1I'm a lady boy.
Speaker 3Doc, I can't watch out.
Speaker 1I just realized.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hear yourself.
Speaker 1That was the video I watched, though.
Speaker 3Sean you okay, so do the body count. If it was trash, Sean, that's what, oh you asking me?
Speaker 2Yeah, so I have to say that I would like to applaud myself for having exceptional picking skills, because I haven't had any trash and I've been quite pleased with my pickings. It's like an Easter egg hunt, but all the eggs I found had money in them okay, nene okay.
Speaker 3NeNe.
Speaker 1I only had a couple.
Speaker 2That don't count but you had so, but it it was so, would you say like out of the thousand, it was just like what like that was cute nigga out of the thousand.
Speaker 3You didn't have to reiterate the number, you were all out of the thousands.
Speaker 1You didn't have to reiterate the number.
Speaker 3Out of the 1100 is crazy.
Speaker 1Now he increased the number, Because he giving his numbers oh no, so just like a couple.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was just a couple yeah.
Speaker 3Even though there was actual so, but they're bodies. How do you not count the body? Even though there was actual so, but they're bodies. How do you not count the body? Are you counting?
Speaker 2the body or counting the sex. You know how like it's some people that say, like they just kind of pretend like it didn't happen. They're just like you know what. That is not worth talking about. I'm not even going to going to acknowledge that that one happened.
Speaker 3So I never ran into the situation. But I'm wondering I've had situations where I don't think I was the greatest right, but then they might not count you.
Speaker 1But then get the call back Because they probably wanted to See one thing about women. Women is going to get a call back. Give you a call back because they want to make sure that, because we know like sometimes you might have an off game or you might be too drunk to even, or she might be too drunk to even realize if it was good or not.
Speaker 1so you're gonna get a call, a call back and be like okay, or you're getting a call back because they ain't got nothing else to go to Right, so they're just like.
Speaker 2You know what that's what it is.
Speaker 1That's what it is.
Speaker 3I had a few callbacks and it just kept going from there. Yeah, I had times where I didn't think I was like this, I thought I was trash. Yeah, you was right, I can take accountability. Sometimes I was not in it. You was in it, you just wasn't there.
Speaker 1I wasn't there, you just feeding him. How are you feeding him? That's crazy.
Speaker 3He's a feeder.
Speaker 2I was in there like that's when I knew I was trash and get a call back. No, call back.
Speaker 3I started sitting in the corner crying, singing this shit.
Speaker 1Okay, have you ever slept with anybody and not get a call back?
Speaker 2No, you, I'm still getting calls.
Speaker 3My girl, who's now my wife, had to beat him off with a stick. Really Like I had to lose all my female friends, all of them.
Speaker 1The way you say it, like that, were they friends or you slept with them? Some were just friends.
Speaker 3Some of them were really just friends, were they, yeah? And then the other ones was the ones I lied about. That still come around, so did she have to beat them off.
Speaker 2Or did you let them go, or she beat them off, so you let them go. Well, she beat me off, so I can't let them go. No, that's not it.
Speaker 1Hey yo, that's crazy. If you got this, you don't need them. I'm like, okay, I agree.
Speaker 3No, no, it was. That's wild. It was kind of 50-50 like yeah then. But then I had to come to a realization like I got to let these bitches go because it was causing more drama than anything. Okay, okay so, but yeah.
Speaker 2Nasties.
Speaker 3But you pick the right one every time and we nasty.
Speaker 2That means that y'all go through more than I do, because they're not the right one All the time when you're picking.
Speaker 1I just go through Wow.
Speaker 2Be, honest it was what it was Thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 1To the box. My box is great. First of all, let's not do that. We out there singing Gumanji Yo, that's crazy. My box is great. First of all, let's not do that?
Speaker 3How about we all be singing Gumanji, yo get out of here. Husband come running, coming back. Maybe Shut the box up, ice is coming.
Speaker 1So the.
Speaker 3Metropolitan. Is ICE coming for it's speaking another language? You gotta be deported.
Speaker 2Shut your mic off. So the Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal? What, nope, what.
Speaker 1That already sound like enough. Enough is enough.
Speaker 3It's a black church, ain't it?
Speaker 2The.
Speaker 1African church the.
Speaker 2Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church has been granted by the Superior Court in DC control over the Proud Boys trademark. So this church was vandalized by the Proud Boys back in 2020, and they now own the trademark and they get back to the group's name. Oh, love it, oh it prevents the proud boys from uh selling merchandise that bears the name or symbols without the church's approval that is the best fucking get back ever, and the church is also authorized to pursue any profits the group made from sales. Yes, bitch, isn't that like the perfect guy?
Speaker 3And they should start marketing like Proud Boys with the rainbow on it, so they can be even more pissed. That'd be great.
Speaker 1Line the church up with your money, proud Boys, that's crazy. I love that.
Speaker 2I love that too. That is awesome, awesome, that's one of the best revenges that I've seen. No seriously like oh, that's what you want to do, just sitting in back. Oh, they think they funny, especially you doing it through the the legal system.
Speaker 1So it's yep you can't do shit about it, yeah.
Speaker 2You know I love that. That's awesome, that's good.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm glad you realize your shit. Yeah, congratulations. Yeah, so my girl Glow is the face of Rihanna's Fenty's Demand line.
Speaker 3Don't do that. Glow. We love you, glow we love you.
Speaker 1Don't come for Glow like that. Don't do that to my girl Clap it up for Glow.
Speaker 2Yes, that's like really big though.
Speaker 3For Rihanna's Savage, for her to be the face of all of Rihanna's Fenty brands.
Speaker 2That's like really big though For Rihanna's what Her savage For her to be the face of all of Rihanna's Fenty brands.
Speaker 1That is dope Let them glow. Shout out to Rihanna for that, though, like seriously.
Speaker 2Probably because they got the same forehead.
Speaker 1Don't do that about the foreheads.
Speaker 3You ever seen a nature show with two rams? Kind of that's wild.
Speaker 1Don't be coming for my girls like that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't disrespect Rihanna or Glo.
Speaker 2They just running like Ella, ella, ella, boo. They just running like ooh, ooh, ooh, ella, ella.
Speaker 4Ella Boo.
Speaker 1You know, I feel like we have a coconut between us. That is not cute. Leave them alone. They is beautiful.
Speaker 2I love it for them, both of them, I really do so in brighter well, no, not brighter news.
Speaker 1Not, you was about to go with brighter news, because I know exactly where you were going with this In sad news.
Speaker 2Murder Inc co-founder Irv Gotti has passed away at the age of 54.
Speaker 1It's murder.
Speaker 2He apparently has suffered a stroke. That was his second stroke, wasn't it? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, mister, you only had suffered a stroke. That was his second stroke, wasn't it? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, mister, you. Only last three strokes, right.
Speaker 3Three strokes you out of there, Well he didn't make it to the third, I know Three strokes you kind of like.
Speaker 2Condolences to his family and friends.
Speaker 2I know it has sparked a lot of positive and negative reaction, super negative Negative being 50 Cent is just so he's just so rude like, and he made a post um recently um, come talk about us 50 smoking hookah with one of those. I don't want 50 to talk about us. He had like one of those um halloween like tombstones that said riP on it oh wow. And he said he was smoking a Gotti pack. Wow, it's just ridiculous. And you know what I realized about 50 is he's a cancer, so it makes sense.
Speaker 1Yeah, but he's a cancer in his evil bag right now. Yeah, because y'all bitches can be.
Speaker 3I'm sorry. I'm sorry, they care, irv. They care.
Speaker 1He was stressed. He is Over Ashanti. I know Ashanti and Nelly marriage and the baby.
Speaker 3Yo, I felt like Ashanti was like what was that girl's name? Cassie With Denny? Yeah, I felt like Ashanti was like that with Irv. It was like I need to get the fuck up out of here. That's why she don't really care about Irv, but she did a nice little post for him. She did, she did, she did a nice little post for him. It wasn't like it was just. Like you know, we wasn't that close, clue close.
Speaker 1You know what's crazy, though, like they actually did date, though right For a brief moment.
Speaker 3And it's so weird. Because she was young. Come on now.
Speaker 2Anytime, she was an adult, wasn't she? Yeah, yeah, she was an adult. She was like in her 20s.
Speaker 3When you're dangling her career in front of her like hey.
Speaker 4I don't think they that far off in age, though he was 54.
Speaker 2How?
Speaker 3old is she? She's in her 40s. 39 years old? She is not.
Speaker 1I think she's in her 40s yeah, yeah, she gotta be in her 40s. How old is that?
Speaker 3that means when she got on she had to be. What? 19, 20 baby, baby, baby baby, this thing is that.
Speaker 1How old is her sideburns?
Speaker 3Them sideburns was born in the 50s. Remember?
Speaker 2That's all people talked about. Yeah, that's all people.
Speaker 1She got them thick and now them bitches. Is expiring to have her sideburns? Did you say expiring? Expiring Aspiring? I thought you said she was milk.
Speaker 3Spoiled sideburns. Stop them shits. Was like elvis, like she was just thick.
Speaker 2What like a milkshake?
Speaker 1brung earth to the yard no, let's move away, it's just and now he was like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Y'all remember Ice JJ Fish. That's my boy. He was like a when he came out. What was that? Was it?
Speaker 3Vine. Was it Vine? It was Vine.
Speaker 4Why is he so, he sounded like a hurt dog.
Speaker 1It's audio if you want to play it for the.
Speaker 2So he's come out. And he who's come out? It's JJ Fish. Oh, and he has some new music, matthew made the noises like him that he's coming out with. He says God, I put my trust in you. He's turning to the Lord now.
Speaker 1He has gospel songs, yeah, and.
Speaker 2I think he's gone to some local training.
Speaker 4I put my trust in you. I put my trust in you, god, I put my trust in you, god, I put my trust in you.
Speaker 2God, I put my trust in you. Call me. Call me, speak to my agent.
Speaker 3You know what's funny when I was in the music industry and I had people who was like I can sing, can you make me a song? And they came in singing like this and I had to act like I like it sing, can you make me a song? And they came in singing like this and I had to act like I like it, just cause they was paying me to record them.
Speaker 4I'm gonna put my dress in you. Yeah, I'm gonna put my dress in you we gonna call you Ice.
Speaker 3NeNe Fish. I had to mute her mic for a second thank you don't fucking mute my mic.
Speaker 2She gonna be Ice Nini.
Speaker 1Fish.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2That's not cute.
Speaker 1First of all, he blew up off that bullshit. He did.
Speaker 2He really blew up off of sounding like because he put his trust in God.
Speaker 1Like somebody scratching the chalkboard.
Speaker 2But then he started doing like OnlyFans or porn or whatever.
Speaker 1We didn't know about that. That's interesting. How do you know this? Thank you, so anyway, how do you know this? No elaborate please.
Speaker 4How am I trusting you?
Speaker 3Anywhere.
Speaker 2Question anywhere.
Speaker 1Question well, I gotta read this one. Hold on, what's the corniest porneous? You got porn in my head now. Oh my god, what is the corniest? You got porn in my head now? What is the corniest pickup line ever? You should know these. Who, mister?
Speaker 3why I don't use pickup lines. How did you use pickup lines? I never used pickup lines.
Speaker 1I never did. I know one pickup line you used because you told me what was that.
Speaker 2He was a producer, thank you.
Speaker 1See, you even heard the story. He's sitting up here trying to act like he don't matter.
Speaker 3I don't think that was a pickup line, that was more like it wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't a job interview, right? Look, I didn't start off music executive and I'm a producer.
Speaker 4Oh, that's new.
Speaker 2Right, that was new. Now he just updated his resume. He did I executive produce albums. Now he got producer credits.
Speaker 3I do have Real Housewives of Atlanta. I am an accredited engineer and an accredited producer and at that time that was my career. So that's what I said when they asked me what I do.
Speaker 1Sound like a pickup line to me, right, yeah.
Speaker 3I mean, did it work?
Speaker 1Yes, Exactly, did you have a pickup line?
Speaker 4I didn't pick nobody up.
Speaker 3She was like I didn't pick nobody up. She was like smell my baby hole.
Speaker 2You know, that. I always had the lines thrown at me, but Like did you have a counter line though?
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm sure Sean did.
Speaker 1It was never something he said you know, sometimes people say something and you're like get out of here and you have a counter line, but then, like that's where y'all go back and forth, so it's kind of like they did Sean always have a counter line Like it was a pickup.
Speaker 3You know what I mean. He's quick with it too. I know.
Speaker 1So that's what I'm saying. You know how that'll spark for it to happen that way. So I consider that like you, kind of picking up the person.
Speaker 3Because somebody can be like hey, you want to be, yeah, and then it's over, you know what it's over.
Speaker 1I'm about to use that. It's over.
Speaker 2And then now I'm in Pakistan.
Speaker 3Like why they move.
Speaker 1The powdered donuts point at your face.
Speaker 3I ask the government for $100 million.
Speaker 2Looking to extend my visa and I only got discovered.
Speaker 4Get out of here.
Speaker 2What about you?
Speaker 3Nene.
Speaker 2She always used some really good pickup lines. Packup, what's that?
Speaker 1How's that my pickup line was? Let me see it.
Speaker 3She was like get over here, she was going by the back of her neck.
Speaker 1My pickup line was let me see it. She was like get over here. No, actually my pickup line was let me see it, that was it.
Speaker 2She just walked up to somebody randomly.
Speaker 1No, because they would talk shit. They would come to me and talk shit and I'd be like, let me see it.
Speaker 3Now, did anybody fall through? Yeah, a lot of them, and you was like that, ain't it? That's crazy, but if there was you sleeping with them, I haven't found one. Oh damn, not even your husband.
Speaker 1I didn't do that to my husband Did your husband have a pickup line.
Speaker 3Yeah, what's his?
Speaker 1I had this thing for Spanish men and my husband Said arriba, arriba. He could not stand that shit. So he was like fuck that, like you gonna mess with a black man.
Speaker 2And he impersonated a Mexican, you know what Sometimes he tried, he popped up with a thick mustache and a sombrero.
Speaker 1No, he did the other way, where they shave all the facial hairs off that way, oh shit.
Speaker 2He look like an egg. Yeah, hey, yo oh shit.
Speaker 3I'm sure it was a mistake. I got your back, my boy.
Speaker 1I love you babe.
Speaker 3No, she don't.
Speaker 4Oh shit, Don't do that.
Speaker 3She don't give you all your secrets. Don't do that, you bald-headed wannabe.
Speaker 1Don't come for my husband running around in ashless chaps talking about you.
Speaker 5You don't love black people don't come for my husband that's my boy alright
Speaker 4what's next?
Speaker 3oh, it's not to cut off the whole facial hair.
Speaker 1Oh, this is new.
Speaker 3I thought she busted a nut before she got to.
Speaker 1No, I didn't know.
Speaker 3It was new.
Speaker 1Chad Ochocinco opens up about getting penile surgery. Oh he, he said women get enhancements to feel better about themselves, and I needed to do the same thing.
Speaker 2So when he was like three, he was doing a um um he. He went from three interview. He went from three to 11 inches Um he went from what?
Speaker 1What? You made that up, right, that's what he said, three inches.
Speaker 7And I was losing my virginity.
Speaker 1He had three inches.
Speaker 7We had engaged in horizontal activity.
Speaker 1Yes, who talks like that? Not horizontal activity. Who talks like that?
Speaker 7Matter of fact, it was vertical Go ahead, keep going. And she got to the point where we were in action.
Speaker 4In my ear.
Speaker 7Go deeper, stay with me now. What hurt me is I'm giving you all, I got. I had ran out of pee-pee. That is what caused me to get into amateur porn, so I could perfect my craft in the pelvic area. So I would never have to hear that again.
Speaker 3She was like go deeper. He's like I can't Captain.
Speaker 5I can't you understand. I mean, do you really really want people to know this? I mean I can edit it out. No, no, no, no, no no, don't edit it out.
Speaker 7I told you I don't have a private life I'm here to share I'm small story. I was in high school at the time wild so good.
Speaker 5So what you're trying to say, is that who you are now? Yeah, completely it's manufactured, because it was surgically enhanced, yes, manufactured wild.
Speaker 7And you know you, yeah, and I I'm I'm comfortable saying that, and I can tell you that this is something you would never be able to get on tv. That's why we on your show yo, what the surgical. We usually hear about females with that stuff, not men. So why can't we? Why can't we? I want to feel better about myself. He not lying, I want to be able to walk around the beach in my Speedo Without being laughed at. Why? Why Speedo he?
Speaker 4was saying that at one time you were being laughed at until you had surgery.
Speaker 7Do you know what that feels? Like. I mean, I'm not one who needed surgery.
Speaker 1Stephen.
Speaker 7A shit, I don't. Some women they get enhancements to feel better about themselves.
Speaker 1And I need to do the same thing, do you?
Speaker 7know what that does to me mentally. That hurts. Now you have to understand.
Speaker 6Some would look at you and they would say hey, we saw you crying over the bingos, so you talk about what hurt you, I mean, when something like this hurts you.
Speaker 1So he said he went from three inches to eleven.
Speaker 2My thing is, I wasn't sure if he was trolling or if he was, I don't know like because Chad sometimes be wild. He's out there, but I don't put anything past anybody right, well, he was getting sex with three inches.
Speaker 1I doubt he had to. I think he was being exaggerated. Yeah, I think he was exaggerating with that part.
Speaker 2Ain't no fucking way. He was like go deeper. She said go deeper. He said I'm all the way, all the way in. He said I ain't had no more pee-pee.
Speaker 1I'm all out of pee-pee. Yo, that's wild.
Speaker 3I mean it's a problem for guys, I guess. Yeah, I mean I don't see a problem with getting enhancements if you need it. No, I mean, like he said, he has a point A female doesn't make themselves feel better. I don't think it's for sex purposes, I just think they just want to look and feel better.
Speaker 2Right, because I think most of the enhancements that females get is just about the looks, because I think getting a BBL is different than getting a penis.
Speaker 3Well, a BBL is for males to be attracted to, so they can.
Speaker 1Women get coochie surgery too, because there's a way to sew that shit up when it's loose.
Speaker 1I'm not lying when it's too loose that shit up, like, even like, so no, no, I'm not lying loose when you have like a baby, like there was a, a thing that doctors used they called it, I can't remember the name of it, but circle surgery, shut up, they actually. They actually like stitch you back up where it makes it tighter, yes, yes. So women go do that. They also have like vinegar surgery the clit. When they get the clit um the shot, no, the shot and the clitoris to get to have more feeling in it, or whatever. I mean not the clitoris, the um the G spot.
Speaker 6You know a lot about this.
Speaker 2Yeah, Cause when she had transitioned she was trying to um right right like come on now but no, I mean like when females go get a bbl, that is about looks and, like mr said, attraction.
Speaker 3Getting a bbl is not enhancing your sex right, it's not, no, I think he, I think he's saying like he wants to go on a beach and show off his package, right, but he?
Speaker 2also wanted to be enough in bed.
Speaker 3Yeah, you don't need a big ass to be enough in bed. What else can we kind of get? Lengthen your tongue. Lengthen your tongue what you would want somebody to lengthen their tongue. Look like a lizard.
Speaker 1I feel like if a person is Lick your eyeball.
Speaker 3I'm just going to angle that why I just feel like if a person is sexually open.
Speaker 1As far as when it comes to, like the use of these things that is out there and available for people to use, like get creative with it, I don't see why most people just depend on the physical aspect of their body to get stuff done Like. It doesn't have to be that way.
Speaker 3How did that work? They just staple extra meat on your package.
Speaker 1Did you say staple? How do they do that? I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up Staple extra meat.
Speaker 2Yo like what? Oh, I hear you like this no for real. So now everybody got E coli.
Speaker 1Now he about to have people running out buying fucking salami Sales at the Piggly Wiggly went up.
Speaker 2Everybody got pork shoulders in their pants.
Speaker 3That's nasty Little pork loin.
Speaker 2Now you can fuck with a rib.
Speaker 1That's nasty. I want my baby back. You got salmonella in your pussy, that's nasty.
Speaker 6I want my baby back you got salmonella In your pussy.
Speaker 2That's crazy it was there Before I got there. Whoa, I got a question. Please, as a black person, why does your pet have to have a middle name?
Speaker 3Yo, I sure enough we was gonna get a dog and I sure enough Was gonna give him A fucking middle name.
Speaker 1What was the middle name? Gonna be.
Speaker 3Roger, optimus or something like that, the dog. And.
Speaker 1I, sure enough, was going to give him a fucking middle name.
Speaker 3What was the middle name going to be? Roger, optimus or something like that. Get the fuck out of here. Optimus. The first name is going to be Otis, otis, otis, optimus.
Speaker 1what First name is going to be Otis?
Speaker 3just so, when people come over and they start barking. Ain't nobody coming to see you. Otis, yo get the fuck out of here Just for that.
Speaker 4It is so true though.
Speaker 3That's crazy.
Speaker 2My dog had a middle name. My dog had two middle names actually. Oh, but um S-C-A-R. Did you say S-C-A-R? No, no, I said O I said Sears.
Speaker 4What.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 4Oscar.
Speaker 2But no, I do find that a lot, Especially, like you see, like I'm not paying attention to him, Like a lot of black people, and when they like they do something like out of line and they yelling out their name, like they a kid, and they say their whole name, first, middle and last.
Speaker 3Wait, you said your dog had a middle name Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2What was your dog's middle name? They had two. It was Leaf Antoinette, leaf Antoinette, mm-hmm. Because she used to shake like a leaf, because she used to put on a show Like, oh, I'm so scared when she was getting in trouble. So we used to say like she used to shake like a leaf.
Speaker 1So, her first name was Sierra Leaf Antoinette Brown. No, no.
Speaker 3Yeah, she was so cute. That was the white dog.
Speaker 4It was a.
Speaker 3Balti. Yeah, that was a cute dog. I like that dog. Would you give your pet a middle name? Would this be your first one name type of dog? You'd be like butch didn't?
Speaker 2your pet cow was like Beulah Gertrude pet cow why the fuck did I have a pet cow?
Speaker 3why was the name of Beulah Gertrude Gertrude?
Speaker 1you know it's so funny, your obsession with that name. Gertrude, I don't know what it is with your obsession with Beulah. It's such a obsession with Beulah, it's such a weird name Beulah Like why would you name your child Beulah? Yeah, that's crazy. Sorry if anybody's out there named Beulah. Thoughts and prayers. Any more questions?
Speaker 2We got some fan mail and some listeners questions. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Right, so we got a couple of fan mail. So first one says I agree with whoever suggested that Sean A sings the TikTok song with background dancers.
Speaker 3Yes, but naked. What See? That's how he gets his pickup line.
Speaker 1Hey, yo, but naked, what see?
Speaker 2that's how he gets his pickup line. Hey, yo can you imagine me dancing to Goin' yeah, goin'.
Speaker 3Bungie shaking your titties and shit oh my god right, my bad.
Speaker 2Next one says Jesus drives a 2002 Toyota Camry. So I think this is in what reference to when we ask what kind of car Jesus drives a 2002 Toyota Camry. So I think this is in what.
Speaker 1Reference to. We asked what kind of car Jesus drives.
Speaker 3That's a reliable car 2002.
Speaker 2Jesus is reliable.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, I agree Amen.
Speaker 1I can see that with his little sandals, with a picture of himself hanging off the.
Speaker 3Get out of here you know all Toyota Camrys. With the rosary beads, that's the rosary beads, all Toyota Camrys. Look at them all.
Speaker 2He got a prayer card on the dashboard.
Speaker 3I'm telling you In a feather somewhere.
Speaker 1And in the back of the window and say Jesus is my homeboy.
Speaker 4Yo go home All Toyota Camrys.
Speaker 3Yep, you'll go home. All Toyota cameras, look at them, I guarantee you.
Speaker 1Some of them have the candles.
Speaker 3Oh shit, all right, was that all for the fan mail? That was all for the fan mail. Thank you for those fan mails. We appreciate it. Keep them coming.
Speaker 1We have a lot of listening questions. All right, I love it. Nene, are you sure you weren't a sugar baby for the Prince of Legos?
Speaker 3Yeah, she does.
Speaker 1I wish I was Shit. I believe it, I do too. Why Mr Sound so creepy saying hi, plus ones talk about his schlong running around the house.
Speaker 3Whoa, when the fuck did I do?
Speaker 2that. Wait, when did I do that? Our last episode, our last episode? Y'all, let me get away with that shit. You said that your wife had you dressed in these little purple yes, the purple and you said your slong was just hanging all out and you was running around frolicking around the house and then you was like hi plus one.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, Hi plus one yeah, high plus one. No, you are.
Speaker 4I'm sorry.
Speaker 1Sean Anthony saying you got a Polly Pocket when you thought you bought a house on T-Mobile, sending me overboard.
Speaker 3That shit was funny.
Speaker 1I swear Mr saying that Rapper falling on stage Look like a turkey base. That is not nice. I swear Mr saying that rapper falling on stage look like a turkey base. That is not nice and I love it.
Speaker 2Oh, that was the left rapper.
Speaker 3Yeah, dank.
Speaker 2Dang.
Speaker 3I seen her try to put on like one of those waist trainers and she couldn't. No, it was a serious. I just seen it Like really she was trying to put on a waist trainer and it was going under her titty and I couldn't get around. I was like she's trying so hard she was, but I hope everything works out for her.
Speaker 2I hope she works out.
Speaker 1Moving on, moving on. Don't call lift, get lifted, go, go, lift. Hilarious, nini, you definitely said taxi drivers instead of taxi cab and mr and sean were losing sexy cap and mr and sean were losing don't, don't help them. They hear what we hear. Sean a why you say a bald-headed health care worker? That picture of her was crazy, though. The one that was twerking on, um, oh, the patient, yeah, and why is mr making excuses for health Healthcare Workers twerking on patients? Because they need a little excitement in their lives.
Speaker 3I was making excuses for them. Yeah, she was, you was going hard body for her.
Speaker 1Because when I was a healthcare worker, I was twerking on my patients.
Speaker 2They need a little joy in their lives.
Speaker 3Yeah, I was wrong, you're right I was wrong.
Speaker 1You guys are right. We are definitely going back to slavery times. Black people, we are not safe. I agree, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3We're not Get your pistols now. Not your pistols, oh, because I ain't getting on the damn boat. I'm't getting on no damn boat, I'm not getting on the boat.
Speaker 2They're not about to put you on the boat.
Speaker 3I mean we're already here. Where the fuck are we going to go?
Speaker 2Down south to a big house.
Speaker 1I'm European, so I'm going back home.
Speaker 2She going to Ukraine?
Speaker 3Yo, she's going to be in Pakistan talking about her.
Speaker 4I'm not leaving.
Speaker 1I know she had the right idea. She knew what she was doing. One restaurant I think Is not worth the hype Is all of these Expensive ass burger places. Lower the damn prices. I fucking agree. Five guys Fucking burger fry. It's the whole A la carte shit Like no bitch. Give me my Motherfucking combo meal. Yo yes, burger fry and a drink Is like a la carte shit, like no bitch.
Speaker 3Give me my motherfucking combo meal. Yo yes, burger fry and a drink is like $50 for one person.
Speaker 2That's crazy, you pay $15 for a burger, $10 for a fry, $12 for a soda no, seriously. And then if you got it to order on DoorDash, now you pay an extra $35 goddamn dollars.
Speaker 1At least give me a happy ending or something. Now you're over $185. Not you always looking for something?
Speaker 3I'm going back to them. Thai boys, hey yo. I'm a lady boy, yo, the accent is crazy.
Speaker 1Yo Mister has been throwing out a lot of slick comments and Nene and Sean are off their game because they're not catching it.
Speaker 2Boom.
Speaker 4That is true. I agree with y'all that is true.
Speaker 1And yes, we need to pick that up because that is true. He ain't going to keep coming by us. Exactly Okay, out here looking like a builder, but you know what.
Speaker 3Whoever that was, thank you for Wait. What the fuck.
Speaker 1Catch it in replay. Oh my.
Speaker 3God, god damn it. I was just about to big up the person who was saying that and I'll fucking miss what you said, god damn it. But thank you for paying attention to me.
Speaker 6Sure, they wake up.
Speaker 3I like you paying attention to me, me paying attention to me, oh my.
Speaker 1God, you know what I'm saying I gave us our get back.
Speaker 3Yeah, you did. Nene said, getting out the car looking like Janet Jackson and Not Tito cracking me up. Yo, what's that about? Like what were we talking?
Speaker 2about that same rapper, wasn't it? Oh yeah, that's right About like being catfished.
Speaker 1Something like that. I can't remember yeah.
Speaker 6I can't even remember what it was.
Speaker 1but yeah, I love that Sean turned beating around the bush into bush beater. I'm going to use that.
Speaker 3Yo, a bush beater is crazy. A bush beater is crazy Because that can mean so many things.
Speaker 1Yo, exactly Just like Mr Having a Lazy Leg. Yeah, that's what somebody said. They said Mr has a Lazy Leg. I have a lazy leg?
Speaker 3Yes, you said there was a conversation. Wait, am I the one who said I got a lazy leg?
Speaker 2There was a conversation.
Speaker 1Was it when we was like lazy eye and all that other stuff? But you said lazy leg and I said he had a lazy leg and he agreed.
Speaker 2He was like it gets up when it's.
Speaker 1Oh shit, mr telling Sean. People came to him, in him and on him as well.
Speaker 2The disrespect right. It's so true, damn.
Speaker 1Oh my god.
Speaker 3I love y'all.
Speaker 1Sean saying the green card is a red flag is so horrible but so true the green flag. I'm gonna shut the fuck up now, yeah a red flag for me is when someone acts. I meant when someone always has advice but doesn't take any.
Speaker 3I like that, that is true you don't ask to use it.
Speaker 2God damn it.
Speaker 1But doesn't take any I like that, absolutely that is true, that is true.
Speaker 3Fucking hate that. Don't ask it, use it. God damn it, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1What women were Mr Messing With that? They were making bread from their yeast infection. That's fucking nasty.
Speaker 4That is so disgusting?
Speaker 2No, because he always seemed to have a horrible story. He do these women and it's like, always seem to have a horrible story. He do these women. Which one is it? What pool of?
Speaker 1algae, were you swimming in His stories? Be like, I give good dick but I get all this bad pussy Like sir.
Speaker 2He a kitchen aid mixer, just always got dough.
Speaker 3I wish I could have my best friend come on here and just talk about some of these stories. You can, yeah, but he's friend come on here and just talk about some of these stories? You can, yeah, but he's not going to be on here.
Speaker 1Really Call that motherfucker. He ain't got no choice.
Speaker 3Yeah, I should call him. I'll save that for the next episode.
Speaker 1The Hulk did win a one versus one with Loki, but I agree they did depower him in the movies.
Speaker 2The.
Speaker 1Hulk.
Speaker 2That's true, the Hulk.
Speaker 1Say that again in the movies the Hulk. I forgot about that moment with him and Loki. He said the Hulk did win a one versus one.
Speaker 3It was with Loki Okay.
Speaker 1You can't take away from Loki.
Speaker 2You can't take away from.
Speaker 3Loki. Look at who we put him against, though. We put him against the Hulkbuster Thanos and Thor.
Speaker 1But they're saying he did have a. It doesn't matter what the he did win.
Speaker 4Yeah, so it is a win, and they did depower him, so yeah.
Speaker 3I agree. Whoever that is, let's have a Marvel conversation, please, and with that.
Speaker 1they said I love the Marvel conversations, you guys should do more movie reviews.
Speaker 3Say less Because you know we're going to have a nice little time block just to review.
Speaker 1Yeah, that would be good.
Speaker 3We can go back and talk some Marvel. We can review my movie. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2Not your only fans.
Speaker 1No, no, not your only fans.
Speaker 3No, no, no, no, no, no. Not your only fans. No, no, not your only fans. No, we're not going to do that.
Speaker 1You're not going to be running through somebody's brain, butt naked oh, wow so mister, where did you?
Speaker 3Oh, wow is crazy.
Speaker 1Mister, where did you live that? People were peeing while paying phones, exactly, thank you. Like where the fuck were you, thank you.
Speaker 3Here you Uh. Thank you, hello. Hello, sorry, not too far, not too far from your place, my place, no their place Cause wherever I had a payphone Yo the friends that I had.
Speaker 1Don't take that.
Speaker 3plus ones, yeah, I know you're gonna come for me. Yeah, come for him. But it wasn't me peeing on them, motherfuckers.
Speaker 1Yeah, they just wanna know when you were To know people who was peeing on that shit.
Speaker 3Anywhere was a payphone. It was disgusting. I've never fucking experienced why.
Speaker 1I know.
Speaker 2Why is it that Anywhere there was a payphone In your general area that people Matter, of fact, you know?
Speaker 3who this person is. I do.
Speaker 1I know, I know a payphone peer.
Speaker 3Yes, he went to the same fucked up school you went to, not the fucked up school BCD.
Speaker 1That wasn't a fucked up school. God damn. We about to get back in this shit.
Speaker 2No, we not about to go back down there. Thank you?
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about there you go Is this your best friend. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3That's crazy.
Speaker 1That's crazy. I'm going to have questions for him Not not you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2Oh, you mean this.
Speaker 1Yeah, moving on. Yeah, why the fuck am I driving down the highway singing that dang TikTok song? It is a red note song. Yeah For the demise of TikTok, but it's so catchy.
Speaker 2What, what.
Speaker 3What exactly is it's so catchy? What, what? What exactly is it so catchy? Yeah, you try to speak Asian right there, and this is the last one. Mr.
Speaker 1Sex trafficking at the gym. What gym you go to, I'll meet you at the tanning booth. Close.
Speaker 3Wait.
Speaker 2I don't know if that's a safe thing or not. Oh my God, just go with your safe word, holy shit, or your pickup line.
Speaker 1Oh, what about that? Probably the same. Yeah, it is, I agree.
Speaker 3I'm a producer.
Speaker 2Sounds about right. Well, thank you so much for your listeners.
Speaker 3Yes, thank you Keep them coming I love them, yes, and if you want to provide your listeners, questions live I didn't touch that either. I missed it too, god damn it. Now that she said whoever that is said something about it. I'm going to be missing all these things. I'm going to go to my head. But if you want to have your listeners questions live, let us know.
Speaker 1We'll call you up before our episodes and get a recording of it so y'all can speak live and y'all if y'all want to be on the show, definitely, and if you have any movie suggestions that you would like us to either see, or if we have seen so we can review them. Hit us up and let us know about that too please, please.
Speaker 3I know I know what's coming up next week is the new captain america movie that I can't wait to see, and so I definitely want to review that.
Speaker 1Well, if you want to go back and take a deep dive into old Marvel movies and have discussions about that. You know we do love Harry Potter series, so you could do that.
Speaker 3If y'all want to talk Harry Potter, y'all are at the right place.
Speaker 1Yes, we could dive into the Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 6It's whatever game of thrones. Hit us, yeah, hit us up and let us know. Let's talk about it all right? So I guess it is time for my favorite part I'm dropping gems On my ass.
Speaker 3Wow, did you say you're dropping?
Speaker 2gems out your ass. Yep, that's called a tampon.
Speaker 1That is called.
Speaker 4I don't need those, okay, okay.
Speaker 3Okay, okay, okay, burger King be like 35 nuggets for $1.50. Red flags cause them are definitely raccoon ankles.
Speaker 2I never understood how Burger King yes, that's absolutely right, I don't they would give you like a whole franchise full of nuggets for like $1.76 where the fuck, you get all these fucking nuggets from raccoon ankles yo that's crazy that's all we have around here and I haven't seen one since. I don't even know if I remember what a Burger King nugget tastes like.
Speaker 3I don't even know what Burger King tastes like anymore. Fucking Whopper. Ruined it. Everything. Ruined everything.
Speaker 1Now you know you are a Whopper. He is fucking wild.
Speaker 3I haven't, you know, out of the three restaurants, like I don't really fuck with fast food anyway, but out of the three I'll probably fuck with Wendy's chicken sandwich.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's it. So you never had a Whopper? No, I don't think I ever had a Whopper. You lying, I did you gotta be lying, I had a Whopper. No, you didn't yeah.
Speaker 3Did it have onions on it?
Speaker 1No, because, I remember when we first had this conversation.
Speaker 3Oh, y'all forced feed me.
Speaker 2Yes, Shawna A went and Whopper and you enjoyed it. I did like it.
Speaker 3You just didn't like the name.
Speaker 2I did like it. You enjoyed that. Flame broiled boon what.
Speaker 1I don't even fucking want to know. Yo, yo, what was that? I don't know.
Speaker 3Flame broiled boon that's his porn name. That's the name of this episode. I'll tell you that Flame Boy Boone that's crazy.
Speaker 1Yo get out of my life, Get out of my life, next one.
Speaker 3I'll say it again Unhappy people start drama for no reason. That's true.
Speaker 2Why is that?
Speaker 1Yeah, that is true, because misery loves company. I struggled to get that out.
Speaker 6Y'all heard that.
Speaker 1My tongue was heavy as fuck, but Sorry, but no misery that was wild.
Speaker 3She really sound like one of those trans from.
Speaker 2From.
Speaker 1Thailand, thailand. I'm a lady boy, he said. From Texas I'm a lady boy, he said from Texas.
Speaker 6I'm a lady boy Whoops.
Speaker 1No, but they people love misery and they, like you, could tell when it's coming, like you know when the person's going to come and they just start off with the you so fucking nasty.
Speaker 3You sound crazy right now, like you talking about me.
Speaker 1How about sound crazy? No, no.
Speaker 3Repeat what you said.
Speaker 1I said when people come in.
Speaker 3And you know when they're coming.
Speaker 1What's wrong with that? How do you know? Get your mind out the gutter.
Speaker 3Okay, I will.
Speaker 2He lives in the gutter. That's where the pay phones is for the people the pussy ass pay phones. Did you say pussy ass pay phones?
Speaker 1I said pissy. Oh, I don't even know what I'm about to say now. Oh my God. No, but people are miserable. There it is, yeah.
Speaker 3Next one, last one, last one State your age and something you can't do 26 people.
Speaker 1Can't do.
Speaker 2You can't do people.
Speaker 3That's a goddamn lie, did you say you?
Speaker 2can't do 26 people. No, that's what it sounds like. How did you rework? That's what it sounds like right.
Speaker 3The funny thing is he could at the same time, oh shit, oh no.
Speaker 4Wow, I'm a crazy man.
Speaker 1Okay, this is coming from the guy who had him coming in the front and going out the back.
Speaker 3Oh, wait, well, listen yeah.
Speaker 2Well, that's Nope, you know, that's not. At the same time, all the people he messed with.
Speaker 1He came in front and they came out the back, all at the pissy payphone. Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 3I fucked him and a loaf came out. Oh my God, that's disgusting, that's crazy.
Speaker 2You have no more room.
Speaker 1No, To use the moral. No, she eats the ass. Yo God, it's crazy right now, not you kneading dough in the back?
Speaker 3That's crazy. Stay changed is something you can't do. Huh, stay changed is something you can't do. 56.
Speaker 1Fuck you 22 and I can't dance. Are you fucking serious you?
Speaker 3can't dance, I can't dance. You try to get up on stage and twerk with the biggest girl I've ever seen in the world. You just said try.
Speaker 1Thank you. And that bitch bumped me and I hit the floor. So there we go.
Speaker 3I can't dance. She was working your little back too. I can't dance. She was moving her back so hard. Aw, like the upper part of her back too, cause the lower part.
Speaker 1So you just gonna keep going.
Speaker 3Yeah, he is.
Speaker 1I'm gonna send my husband a whoop your ass.
Speaker 3That's my guy. He ain't gonna do that, he gonna fuck your ass up. He probably will. He don't enjoy it yeah.
Speaker 1What? And I'm gonna beat your wife up, please, whoa we gonna beat my wife up. We gonna beat your wife up.
Speaker 2Why.
Speaker 3Y'all beating each other. That's gonna be a good time. I don't know what she's talking about, so I am uh 12 and oh, my god, I can't and I can't swim.
Speaker 1I'm lying, I can't swim and just for y'all to note that mr wife is the friend of um the ex of my husband.
Speaker 3Wow, well, I don't think they needed to know that. I put it out there, wow.
Speaker 1That's odd. It was odd, but I put it out there.
Speaker 2Just so you know, I am related to the Queen of England I see it, the one that got in a car accident. That was Princess Diana. That's crazy.
Speaker 1The one that got in a car accident. Oh, that was Princess Diana. Oh Princess, that's crazy. Get your shit good out there Did the queen.
Speaker 3She's still alive. She passed right.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Long live the queen, but yeah.
Speaker 1That love lived. I said that wrong, but whatever, that's because it didn't matter, she didn't live.
Speaker 6And that's our gym.
Speaker 3All right, ladies and gentlemen, our plus ones, we appreciate you hanging out with us every week. Please, please, please, keep those listeners' questions coming, keep those fan mails coming.
Speaker 4Yes, keep them coming, Mr Don't.
Speaker 3Wow, I don't. That's all I do, excuse me. Carry on. Yeah, you forget. You gotta wipe off Every fucking second.
Speaker 2Oh my god.
Speaker 1Don't you no.
Speaker 2No, he nasty, he like a payphone you just keep it.
Speaker 1You just walk around With hard Crust he's like a payphone it's.
Speaker 3Why would it stay on me? It's shooting out of. I don't even know why we're having this conversation.
Speaker 1But you got to go in something.
Speaker 2His hand is dry. Wait, what the fuck are we talking about? Okay, so anyway, thank you so much, Thanks guys, come back.
Speaker 3They're not coming back. Don't forget those donations. We are still 25% into our donations. We're still trying to reach our goal of a thousand. Help out with you can Bye. I was dreaming when I wrote this.
Speaker 6Forgive me if it goes astray, but when I woke up this morning Could have sworn it was judgment day. The sky was all purple there, people running everywhere Trying to run from the destruction.
Speaker 4You know, I didn't even care. Say, say to 2000, party over Out of time. So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999.
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