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Episode 073: Romping in the Hostel
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Ever had a coworker break down in the hallway when you simply asked if they were okay? This episode takes us on a journey through workplace drama, personal revelations, and the sometimes absurd realities of everyday life. When one host describes witnessing "the Karen cry" from a colleague, it launches the trio into stories about the strangest workplace encounters they've experienced.
The conversation takes a reflective turn when the hosts share the hardest truths they've had to admit about themselves. From acknowledging narcissistic tendencies to realizing intellectual differences, these vulnerable moments create space for listeners to examine their own self-awareness. "If someone followed you around for a week, would they believe you're serious about your goals?" becomes a catalyst for honest self-assessment that will have you questioning your own daily habits.
Current events provide fertile ground for deeper discussions, particularly when examining Jay-Z's lawsuit against a woman who falsely accused him of sexual assault. The hosts thoughtfully explore the damage false accusations can cause while balancing the importance of supporting genuine victims. This leads to a fascinating conversation about celebrity culture and accountability in the digital age.
The episode's most unexpected turn comes when they discuss a vintage business card for "Dr. Dan" discovered at someone's grandmother's house – complete with a price list for services that had the hosts in stitches. Meanwhile, a story about a father who shot his son's football coach brings a sobering perspective on parenting, sportsmanship, and teaching children how to handle disappointment.
From technological advancements like microscopic transforming robots to an Alaska Airlines flight attendant losing her job over a viral twerking video, this episode weaves through topics with humor, insight, and authenticity. You'll leave entertained, thoughtful, and eager to join the conversation at the table.
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Episode Introduction
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Speaker 1The next step will be big I guarantee you, Sean knows. Let's go. There's a party this weekend. Fuck it.
Speaker 3Hey yo. Nah, let's turn it to a party baby.
Speaker 1Hey, my favorite song for a couple years ago If we was having a party. This is coming on. Everybody getting drunk around me. If you know, you know, let's go. Some of our listeners have chilled out with me before. You know how I get down with these drinks. Good times, good times. Y'all always got home safe. Let's go. Hey, hey, hey. Everybody, uh-huh.
Speaker 4Uh-huh, everybody.
Speaker 1Let's go. It's me, who's that?
Speaker 4sexy thing. Who's that?
Speaker 2All right, I admit it. Hey, how about you when we pour shots?
Speaker 1they need an excuse to suck our cucks. We didn't get close, hey how about you.
Speaker 4Let's go.
Speaker 1Let's go. Who's that? Oh my.
Speaker 3God.
Speaker 1What was that? Oh, it's a party this weekend.
Speaker 4Everybody's birthday is this goddamn month. Happy belated birthday to Mimi. We're still partying for her birthday.
Speaker 2Uh-huh.
Speaker 3Let's go, let's go, let's go. If I were you, I'd wanna be me too. I'd wanna be me too. I'd wanna be me too. If I were you, I'd wanna be me too. I'd wanna be me too.
Speaker 4I'd wanna be me too. I walk in like a time piece. I go straight to VIP. I never pay for my drinks. My aunt's a watch behind me, my life's a movie, tom.
Speaker 3Cruise. So bless me baby. And even if they try to, they can't do it like I do.
Speaker 4I thank God every day that I woke up feeling this way, and I can't help loving myself, and I don't need nobody else. If I was you, I'd wanna be me too. I'd wanna be me too.
Party Vibes and Birthday Celebrations
Speaker 1If I was you, I'd wanna be me too. I'd wanna be me too, I'd wanna be me too. Oh, my God, woo, all right, ladies, and gentlemen, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh. Oh my God, it's table for three back in the fucking building. Let's go.
Speaker 3Welcome back.
Speaker 1I love it here. Yo, I do. I can't wait to get to y'all every week, man. I can't wait. This shit is fun, man. Wait, what did you say? He don't know, I can't wait to get to y'all every week. Oh, I thought you said something totally different. What did you hear?
Speaker 4I don't know.
Speaker 3I thought you said I can't wait to give it to y'all every week.
Speaker 1Oh well, that's what he meant. Yeah, sure, hey listeners, do you like taking it every week?
Speaker 3Oh, my God.
Speaker 1Well, you know, you never know, you never know. Nigerian Nini.
Speaker 3Why you got to always point out that it's Nigerian.
Speaker 1I don't know. That's the only people I know that said wow like that, unless it's Joey from Blossom. Oh shit, did I date myself there, yep.
Speaker 3Bubbling 56-year-old man.
Speaker 1Wow, wow, that, wow, that's crazy. Or did I just outed myself for watching Blossom?
Speaker 3That too, that too. But I feel like everybody watched Blossom. Yeah, if they say they didn't, they lying. I want a six.
Speaker 1I want a hustle bag.
Speaker 2Because they ain't high cable. I want an eight, but I feel like everybody watched Blossom but you get ten.
Speaker 3We're starting early.
Speaker 1Oh yo, whatever was in that drink, it was perfect. I'm not sure, I don't know what drink, what you had Whatever. Give me that cup right there, mm-mm Please.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1Okay so, as you're swallowing, please no. Okay so, as you're swallowing your drink. Oh my god, what was it?
Speaker 3You have been swallowed.
Speaker 1Swallowed. How's everyone's week or weekend I've had some long long days See.
Speaker 2You're just teeing it up for me. Oh my god, no, really like I've had. It's been a long day week some long days. I've had some really long days and I'm just tag that's like a long work day. There's a lot of shit to do during during a work day and like just had uh, late meetings after work every day, pretty much Wait, so it's not a work meeting.
Speaker 1Yes, but it's after work meetings, so they usually call those romping in the hostel.
Speaker 3Who said that? Did you say? Romping in the hostel. Yes, he did. I'm like, who said that? Who the hell said that? Who are the people you hang around? Say their names.
Speaker 1I would never give up my source. Romping in the hostel is stupid.
Speaker 3I don't even know why I said it. Yeah, that's crazy, and the fact that you repeat it is even more crazy.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think that's going to be the title Romping in the hostel. But why so late night meetings? So it doesn't deal with work.
Speaker 3Why so late night meetings? So it's not, it doesn't?
Speaker 1deal with work, I know, see. That's why I didn't give him that cup. So it's not work.
Speaker 2Meetings, though they are work related meetings oh okay, yeah, oh okay, they are.
Speaker 3You always trying to prostitute somebody.
Speaker 1Right, it seems like he's already doing it himself.
Speaker 3Oh my.
Speaker 1God, I mean you set it up to be like after work meeting.
Speaker 3If that was the case, he'd be retired.
Speaker 1Thank you, Like six years ago.
Speaker 2Oh shit, 20.
Speaker 420.
Speaker 1How about that Meany? How was your week? It was a week. Back to a week. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4Did you work at all this week?
Speaker 3It's a possibility. No, actually I ain't lying, I did work all this week, it's just. It wasn't nothing like crazy.
Speaker 1No coworker problems, oh never mind.
Speaker 3I got a story and this shit was wild. You ever dealt with a coworker, right? So I'm going on my lunch break, so I go to tell my boss. I'm going on my lunch break but before I go to get to my boss's office I notice my co-worker is leaning on the table that's in the hallway and I look over and I'm like should I ask if they okay? But then I realized who they were and I was like nah.
Speaker 3So I went to my boss. I was like yeah, you going out. She was like no. I was like yeah, you going out. She was like no.
Speaker 1I was like alright, I'm going on my lunch break so I get my stuff. Nice little relationship you got with your boss. You just I can go out to lunch together.
Speaker 3She a decent boss, like that's cool, she not. She not a micromanager.
Speaker 1A lot of people don't have that type of you know Relationship.
Speaker 3Why you still? Why you think I'm still there? Okay, because my track record with managers and supervisors ain't great, yeah gotcha. So you know, I grab my stuff, close my office up and I'm walking out and I was like, all right, just ask Because I'm a nice person I am nice actually, yeah, when I want to be, you're kind Mm-hmm that part.
Speaker 3So I was like you. Okay, I never should have asked that. This bitch went in full blown. I'm doing a Broadway special For real. Yeah, she was like Somebody needs to call the ambulance Because I just don't know what's wrong with me, and I was like the Karen cry, the Karen cry. It was wild and I'm just looking like I never should have asked this fucking question. No, not the Karen cry.
Speaker 3No, the Karen cry, it was wild and I'm just looking like I never should have asked this fucking question. Why did you make her sound like that?
Speaker 2That's what she sounded like. No, why did I call?
Speaker 3it, the Karen cry. I don't know. That's what it was. Yeah, it was. So I'm like well, if you're sick, why don't you go tell the boss and go home and then I left Because, bitch, I'm not doing this Absolutely.
Speaker 1Did she actually leave?
Speaker 3No, I came back from lunch and she smiled at me as I walked by her office. So what was?
Speaker 2wrong with her?
Speaker 3I'm still trying to figure that out today.
Speaker 2But what required? An ambulance.
Speaker 3I know, like I'm saying, she said she didn't know what was wrong with her, so I don't think she knew.
Speaker 2I think that's what was wrong with her.
Speaker 1That she didn't know what was wrong with her.
Speaker 3I should have called IOL.
Speaker 2She's an alien. What the fuck is an IOL? Maybe she was glitching.
Speaker 3Institute of Living.
Speaker 1Oh shit.
Speaker 2Maybe she was glitching.
Speaker 3No, she glitched hard. Probably she glitched hard Because it was something else it was just unnecessary.
Speaker 2Sir, maybe she just needed a warm bottle of breast milk and to be.
Speaker 3She just stuck on my my teat and just be burped and put to bed.
Speaker 2My, my teat. You know, sometimes you just be so tired and you almost feel like a baby, like you, just cranky.
Speaker 3Like you just need to like. That's cute that you trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. Oh no, this is a younger lady?
Speaker 1No, okay, somebody older than you.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3Yo, you see how I just was like mm-hmm, I'm not doing this Because it was your birthday. I am not doing this with you. You only turned 23 once.
Speaker 2Happy, feliz Cumpleaños.
Speaker 1I'm glad you dodged that bullet. It seems like Did you.
Speaker 3I would have never called the ambulance in the first place. I don't care if that bitch was dying, oh no, I would have went to my boss and said that's your job.
Speaker 1Wow, all right.
Speaker 2Every second counts.
Speaker 1Every second counts, not mine. You wouldn't give her CPR. Hell, no, damn.
Speaker 2Would you give CPR to a co-worker who was in distress? Yes, he would.
Speaker 3I believe he would.
Speaker 2I've saved a life before He'd sit on they face.
Speaker 1It's nothing but peaches and cream coming out. They might as well taste some deliciousness. Might as well taste some deliciousness while I save your life.
Speaker 2Now they choking, because they was choking.
Speaker 3No, in my last job I had questions, but I'm not going in. Why does it taste like pieces of cake? No, no, that's not the question. Just move along.
Speaker 1I've actually saved the life before. My last job required me to do all that CPR stuff and I was dealing with People with disabilities. I've had to do Step in to do stuff like that before. I saved a life before.
Speaker 3I saved a few lives before by walking away you saved a few lives before. Yes away. You saved a few lives before.
Speaker 1Yes, I studied on that part, so you saving lives.
Speaker 3Don't answer that, because he went somewhere else. No wait, let's move along.
Speaker 1No, wait, no, sir. So I'm just wondering how you saved a life.
Speaker 3Well, he didn't sit on their face like you did.
Speaker 1Well, I know, he probably just spit.
Speaker 3Oh shit.
Speaker 1Yo, the laugh is sinister. I don't like it.
Speaker 3So today you're on tape.
Speaker 1So my week was good. Wow, that was crazy. Yo, I'm still waiting For the death. So my week was good.
Speaker 2Wow.
Speaker 1That was crazy. Yo, I'm still waiting for the death blow. Yo, the death blow is going to be crazy. No, yo, I'm not even going to see it coming, I'm just going to be like what the fuck? Sir, you never do, and the thing is he's going to probably shut me down for like the next three episodes.
Speaker 3He has been hitting you with jabs that you have not even paid attention to.
Speaker 1I'm going to be down for the next three episodes. I can't get around this. Get out. No, no, no.
Speaker 3You pull out a mug with a spoon. You better run.
Speaker 1So my week was great. Let's move on.
Speaker 3So what your Greek was great, my week was great. You didn't say it that way. I promise you. So what your Greek was great, my week was great. You didn't say it that way. That's what I said, I promise you. You did it. Playback, I guarantee you. I know Flag on the play, I know.
Speaker 1Red flag too. Yeah, you worked, I did. I worked all week, every day, every day, 9 to 5?.
Speaker 3I know I'm working 9 to 5.
Weekly Check-ins and Work Stories
Speaker 19 to 4.30. And I start at 7. So, yeah, okay, but no, I worked. End of the month, early month type ending of reports, so you work hard for your money. It's a busy week. I did it in a month so hard for your money, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yep, and my birthday is coming up in a couple weeks. Oh shit, you turning 75. Go, what's the big number? 75. No 44. You lying. That's not what you told me. Like Obama.
Speaker 1Turning to Obama, big 44th.
Speaker 2Yo get out of here.
Speaker 1No, for real, I'm happy, I can't wait. Yeah, yeah, all these elements, I'm happy I'm just making it to 44th.
Speaker 2Yo get the fuck out of here. No.
Speaker 1Other than that, here Next week is gonna be my short week, so I ain't gonna be working that much.
Speaker 4I ain't gonna be working and.
Speaker 1It's gonna be our slow week so Cause all the reports are done, so there's really nothing to do. So next week is the week that I ain't going to be doing shit.
Speaker 2We turn our clocks this week too.
Speaker 1Yeah, isn't it.
Speaker 3It is this week. We lose a whole hour. Is it Sunday?
Speaker 1Sunday yeah, yeah, spring forward, yeah, spring forward. So we lose an hour, but we get daylight back. We get daylight yeah.
Speaker 2And warmth. I need daylight.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm, all you gotta do is go outside and smile.
Speaker 2I think, aww, just go outside and smile. Look at you trying to reel in that karma.
Speaker 3I am reeling Compliments galore, and that's all you getting for the rest of this episode Watch.
Speaker 2I think I was dealing with like seasonal depression, yeah.
Speaker 1I think so. Yo, that's a real thing too, and I think I was talking about that in the last episode, like I got out the house and just enjoyed the day. Yeah, because I be feeling that sometimes, working from home, the disturbance of staying in the house in the same room yeah cabin fever yeah, that type of shit. I can't wait until there's daylight outside we can go and chill.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1I didn't see the movie so I didn't get the reference. If it was a reference to the movie, it's just the way he's like yeah it'd just be fun Cabin fever. And he was like, yeah'd just be fun, cabin fever.
Speaker 3and he was like yeah, cause you know he is like he's scary, like now you run around hearing your skin disintegrating and shit.
Speaker 1I've never seen the movie you did.
Speaker 3No, wow, none of the remakes, cause they came out like 50 fucking cabin fevers.
Speaker 2Is it a good movie? It's alright, which one.
Speaker 1I don't know Whatever cabin fever it is.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was okay. Yeah, it's alright. It's a horror movie.
Speaker 3That's what they want to categorize it as Is it horror or more thriller. They still label it as horror, though it is a thriller, but they put it under horror.
Speaker 2No, I was asking is it horror or is it like thriller?
Speaker 3But you're saying it's labeled as horror. It's actually labeled as horror, but it's because it's Suspenseful type of shit, gruesome. It's gruesome Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, I never watch it.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't think those are really horror. Rated G for gruesome.
Speaker 1Yeah, All right. So what's going on in the world today? My bush.
Speaker 2Oh Jesus, Somebody shave it by now. I've been waiting, Wait. Why are you waiting?
Speaker 1Because I don't want to do it myself, so you have your husband shave your bush. Sometimes, and he likes that it's his pussy.
Speaker 3Why would I? Why not?
Speaker 2Does your?
Speaker 1husband shave your bush. What Wait you talking to me?
Speaker 3No, he had to do his little fast answer. I was like yeah, because I thought he was talking to me. He had to do his little fast answer.
Speaker 1I was like yeah, because of what I thought he was talking to you and I'm like I just asked that question, oh no.
Speaker 2You funny.
Speaker 3Light taps, light taps. I see it, I see it coming. I'm going to get you Stepping stones.
Speaker 1Oh shit, I'm not ready for this.
Speaker 2What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Speaker 3Excuse me. My mother said when I get my period, I can't go on the water Because the sharks Are going to get me.
Speaker 1Well, that's, that's kind of true, like if you go in the ocean. She said it even when you was in the pool. Like the backyard Little circle of handmade pool.
Speaker 2She was running around the fire extinguisher in the summer.
Speaker 3Shark's going to get you. If you're bleeding, better wrap that poon up. Got to wrap the poon up In the middle of the project, like where that shark going to be at. I ain't never lived in a project, sir. Oh shit. Projects are. Oh shit.
Speaker 1Excuse the fuck out of you oh shit bitch Yo. You see how she talked down to people who lived in the projects.
Speaker 2Wow, I don't know what's going on at this marble table.
Speaker 1Jesus Christ, I ain't never lived in a project before.
Speaker 3I didn't mean to say it like that, but I didn't. You got gold leaf sconces on the walls. You know, what I'm saying. Don't do that, golden acorns and shit Don't do that?
Speaker 2Who the fuck get golden acorns? She got money, did you say golden acorns?
Speaker 1Yeah, like how the fuck you. What are golden acorns? I know, but she's, you know, no, she's a privileged heart.
Speaker 2Don't do that. You was a bit uppity, though, with that response. I was, I hurt myself, and you know what the it was a genuine response, so I have to. I'm not even gonna judge you because it was a genuine response. It was because you responded so quickly. It's not like you thought about it, like you responded so quickly like how fucking dear to insinuate.
Speaker 3I know I may act like I grew up in the projects she said I'm gonna snatch my chain back From like TI did that girl? Not y'all about to kick me off the table.
Speaker 1You fooled all of us, mister. No, I didn't. The dumbest thing I was told that you believed as a child. Oh, the dumbest thing I believed as a child, I was smart. No, sir, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3No, you wasn't, Mr Pistola. Fucking electric outlet. That's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Oh my God, somebody else believed me.
Speaker 1These bitches think they're all smart now.
Speaker 3I am not privileged. Oh my God.
Speaker 1God damn, the snort was crazy. Yeah you for the projects now.
Speaker 3I didn't grow up in the projects Close to it, though I did Close to it.
Speaker 1You was like on the outskirts of the projects, like where everybody walked by, like that's my house.
Speaker 3Remember that game? That's my car. I was like two streets away from you, but you were the projects.
Speaker 2You used to sit in your bedroom window, longing to be part of it, watching them play Double Dutch across the street in the projects.
Speaker 3Like ooh, that looks so good.
Speaker 1I want to play curveball.
Speaker 3I want to live in a brick building, ma.
Speaker 2You better wrap that up first, right? All them sharks over there, why we?
Speaker 3ain't have a two-family ma.
Speaker 1I don't know. For a long time I thought about Yo Pew family, ma I don't know. For a long time I thought about Yo Pew pew pew.
Speaker 3You ain't gonna get a sentence out today.
Speaker 1I'm prepared for it. I'm prepared to shut the fuck up, are you?
Speaker 4Oh, you are.
Speaker 3I am prepared. He is killing you right now.
Speaker 1This is gonna be the easiest karma in the world. Yeah, go ahead, get it off. I've been killing you right now. This is going to be the easiest karma in the world. Yeah, go ahead, get it off, because I've been killing you. I deserve every last second I've been taking it too.
Speaker 3Because I'm like, don't do it. You love setting yourself up Because I was on a verge. I'm about to write a list of words that you can't fucking say when you're around me. Did you hear me load up?
Speaker 1I was like okay.
Speaker 2I'm just going to be the mute co-host.
Speaker 1Oh my God, he's giving me ammunition. Just call me Helen Keller. I believed in Santa Claus for a while.
Speaker 2You did, I did, I did, you was like did your mother or like your parents tell you about Santa, or you found out about Santa in some other way and you just believed it.
Speaker 1Like they did the whole Christmas thing and I was like, and especially like my father, house type. They did the whole kind of thing. Like you know what I'm saying, make sure you go to bed and then all of a sudden yeah, yeah, yeah kind of thing Like you know what I'm saying Make sure you go to bed. Like decorations and all yeah, and then all of a sudden, all the cookies out, yeah, and the rats ate them.
Speaker 2No, we ain't had rats. Yo, we ain't had rats. That sounds like a lie. You stuttered.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2If we did hold on hold on when they come out smooth he did.
Speaker 1I'd never seen him, so they probably called him before we your cookies did, probably, I don't know.
Speaker 1So I think I just got to an age where I was like this is bullshit, like I don't believe this, like ain't no way he coming over here, because you know my father had built the house and we used to do it over at my father's house. Oh, he built the house. Yeah, well, it was one of those community projects where you got to build your own house to live in it. But he used to go on. I'm like, yeah, I built this house. I was like oh shit, my pops built this shit.
Speaker 2I was like oh, we got a cute little studio hut, Not a studio hut With a basement.
Speaker 1A studio hut in the basement. It was an upgrade in the project y'all, we had our own house. That's still a little up.
Speaker 2But yeah, did y'all like as a family participate in helping build? You know how like some of them like y'all helping build their house.
Speaker 1It was him and the community that helped build the house. I realized that later on in life. Really I was like this nigga lie, he ain't build it by himself, Like it was like the community type of thing. Okay.
Speaker 3Okay, that was only one of them. One of them programs.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, you build your house and all of that and it was a nice little spot and it was smack dab.
Speaker 3So technically, he did build it.
Speaker 1He just didn't do it by himself Smack dab in the middle of the projects.
Speaker 3Yeah, smack dab.
Speaker 1Right there.
Speaker 3Because it was cheap, and that's usually where they do them.
Speaker 2Yeah, so like was Sarah McL.
Speaker 1Some white lady.
Speaker 2Had audacity. This poor Bajan family.
Speaker 1No, this is the American side of the family, Not the Bajan family. You can get your square as well. I was one of those black kids with the fly on the eyeball. Oh my God, this is why we need to build the house. Oh my God, Yo don't spit that out. Oh my God, I'm just going to get myself. Oh my God, yo don't spit that out.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I'm just going to get myself. Oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 3I'm mad you said that, because I really was about to spit all that water out. I ain't drinking that.
Speaker 2But you think, about it, don't he look like one of them?
Speaker 3little that's why I was dying, because you ever see. I've seen one of your baby pictures you showed me.
Speaker 1Yeah, cross-eyed it.
Speaker 3He did look like one of the babies.
Speaker 2Big ass way. Speaking of baby pictures, so have you ever had?
Speaker 1No, you can't say. Don't do it.
Speaker 3Go ahead, say what you're going to say.
Speaker 1Because I was about to murder.
Speaker 2Do you believe that all babies are cute?
Speaker 1No, I don't you know what. You know what I learned that being nice with baby pictures. I used to do that too, like when I see baby pictures I'm like oh you know, but the disdain on my face wouldn't go away. So they know I was lying.
Speaker 2I just, oh you look just like your dad With a grimace. I seen some bad ones. I was lying, so I just I just oh you look just like your dad, with a grimace.
Speaker 1I seen some bad ones.
Speaker 2I'm like I seen some old ass looking babies Like they look like they are.
Speaker 3You know what they look like when they get older.
Speaker 2Yeah, they look like a Negro, spiritual, like it was.
Speaker 1How do you look like a Negro spiritual? This is crazy.
Speaker 2Because every time I look at the picture, all he hears is Wade in the water.
Speaker 4Wade in the water, children. We're not doing this.
Speaker 3We are not doing this. God's going to trouble some water.
Speaker 2Wah, mama, god's gonna trouble some water. Wah, mama, so nope. What's the hardest thing you ever had to admit to yourself?
Speaker 3that I'm fucking crazy, oh yeah that's real mister um that.
Speaker 1I was a narcissist.
Speaker 3Or you do have narcissistic qualities, because narcissists are not. I was going to say Narcissist qualities.
Speaker 1Okay yeah, I was told I had the qualities of a narcissist.
Speaker 2I was going to say I don't truly believe that narcissists realize they're a narcissist.
Speaker 1I was told that for a long time, when the person used to tell me that I had those qualities, I never. I didn't understand. First of all, I didn't understand what the fuck a narcissist was. I didn't even understand.
Speaker 2You thought they put it in cigarettes.
Speaker 1Yeah, I thought yeah, I thought you needed a nicotine patch for it. I could just put a patch on it and be like the narcissist is gone Where'd you put the patch On my butt cheek, the upper, cheek, the upper, cheek, the upper, cheek. Yeah, no, but no, for real, like that's. I was told that to a point where I tried to address it, to kind of take more of accountability of what the things that I do. So that, yeah, that would be probably the biggest, okay, nice yeah wow, that's a big revelation yeah
Speaker 3okay, then whoop, whoop yeah you still trying to figure it out figure out what the question.
Speaker 2Oh, the question, yo that's crazy he's like well bitch the hardest thing that I have to admit to myself? Hmm, probably that. See, I can't even get anything out.
Speaker 1Oh, negro Spirituals. My bad, let's go. My bad, let's go.
Speaker 3My bad, you were so late and delayed.
Speaker 2And then you got somebody Baptist I know, this is what they think, nidro.
Speaker 3See, that's the Lord telling you to cut it out, go ahead.
Speaker 2Probably that I was more intelligent than most of the people around me. Welcome, narcissist. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 4Yo, not doing it.
Speaker 2I can't no, but I really just realized that most people aren't that bright, and it's really disheartening like it is yeah, it is I believe you.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's true and it's just like you survived, like you really made it all this time, and the crazy part is, like, when you deal with a lot of people, is when you start to realize that motherfuckers is stupid. Yes, like, what, like, why would you? Okay, that's just crazy. That's crazy, since we in the um the sir no, we're past that. I just had to fight it and he bought the African version. I'm like.
Speaker 1Imagine a baby looking like this.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, that's what he used to run home to Like music used to play.
Speaker 3He was running like OJ and Roots. Rest in peace. Oj and Roots Recipes OJ, maybe. Since we're in the land of questions, I like this Might as well. Just keep going. If someone followed you around for a week would they believe you're serious about your goals? I'm going to just go ahead and say absolutely not for real. That's honest. I'm going to just go ahead and say absolutely not for real, that's honest.
Speaker 3No, I'm being serious. Like dead ass, like mm-mm, they be like bitch. You don't do shit. You come home, cook, get your ass in the bed, fall asleep.
Speaker 1Yo, that's it. When I have an idea of something that I want to do and they come around and and follow me through that, oh they, then you're good, they're definitely gonna see but when it's them days you be like you can't come over today yeah, you know, but I'm very like, I'm very like like a go-getter. When I, when I, when I have an idea and I think it would work and I believe in that idea, then I'm going to try to make that shit a reality.
Speaker 2And then your caregiver turns the TV off and puts you to bed.
Speaker 1Yeah, he wipes me down too, not a wipe down, oh, just in case you know the incontinence.
Speaker 2Okay, and they got a little peach cobbler. What did he say? Peach cobbler, peaches and cream.
Speaker 3He just said peach cobbler.
Speaker 1It's made even more delicious.
Speaker 2I would never eat a bunch of yeast.
Speaker 3Oh no, oh shit.
Speaker 2All that dough, all that dough at the back door. Delicious, why you sound like Candy Crush.
Speaker 1I know right, you. What about you?
Speaker 2What was the question?
Speaker 3If someone followed you around for a week, would they believe you're serious about your goals?
Speaker 2I would say maybe 50% of the time.
Speaker 3That's because he's going to be like bitch. Why are you following me? Go home.
Speaker 2Because it depends on which goals they're paying attention to. Because I do so. I would say you got daily goals. No, well, actually, yes, yeah, so get up out the fucking bed and go to work. I would say I do. A lot of my daily goals is to every day try to complete another chapter in my book.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, okay, that's good. They say you should read at least a chapter a day or something like that. Relationship books oh, writing a book. I still can't wait to that new book.
Speaker 2I'm coming. That's the title.
Speaker 3I didn't even look over there, hey yo.
Speaker 1You keep, you keep telling me this.
Speaker 3Telling me that he over there like I can't say nothing Cause of karma.
Speaker 4Yo.
Speaker 3You might as well just Let them bullets fly, no.
Speaker 1No, no, no, I'm gonna be fair.
Speaker 3Who does that?
Jay-Z Lawsuit and Celebrity False Accusations
Speaker 1What if they followed you For relationship goals For relationship goals.
Speaker 3I think I'd be alright If they follow me For relationship goals and see what the'd be all right if they follow me for relationship goals. And see what the fuck I do at home all the time.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I don't want to be anybody's relationship goals, to be honest.
Speaker 3Nobody should have somebody as their relationship goal, because relationship goals.
Speaker 2Because now you're North Korean. What? Where did this come from, kim Jong-un? You just out here, kim Jong-un.
Speaker 3Hey yo, oh my God, I just laid it by. Yeah, what I was trying to say was nobody should follow anybody for relationship goals, because everybody is not the same yeah, I feel like every relationship is different so it needs to be what you make of your relationship.
Speaker 2don't try to model some like of course there are things that you can, you know, take right from you know people in order to but even that's kind of limited, because what you may like in a relationship I might not like.
Speaker 3I'm really fucking up talking.
Speaker 2You are stuttering between borders right now.
Speaker 1Y'all for real, what's the borders? And they're not even close to each other.
Speaker 3Korea and what? What's the?
Speaker 2other one, why not?
Speaker 1Shit like Australia and they're not even close to each other.
Speaker 2Korea and what what's the other one, they're not.
Speaker 1Shit like Australia. Those are close.
Speaker 2She's somewhere in between Taiwan and Madagascar.
Speaker 3I'm in Nairobi, nairobi.
Speaker 2So did you see the story about Jay-Z?
Speaker 1Yes, he is suing the person alleged. Who?
Speaker 2said that, that he E-parred them. Yeah, yeah, so I like it. So he's filed a lawsuit against the woman who accused him of sexual assault last year, claiming that she's now admitted that her allegations were completely made up. So this comes right after this supposed Jane Doe had dropped her lawsuit against him Without any explanation. But he is not letting her get away with it. You shouldn't.
Speaker 3And.
Speaker 2Hey yo, oh yo.
Speaker 3That just came out of nowhere.
Speaker 2Hey, yo oh yo. That just came out of nowhere, hey yo.
Speaker 1The fuck is on your phone right now, oh my.
Speaker 2God, I swiped up To wipe her nose, to wipe it, that's crazy, either Jay-Z or the woman.
Speaker 3Get out of here. It was her that probably was her Get out of here, or the woman Get out of here, that probably was her Get out of here.
Speaker 1I think it's good that, even though there's like I think there's a deeper story here.
Speaker 3So can I be a conspiracy theorist? Because I feel like she came out with her alleged thing and then all of a sudden she redacts it out of nowhere for no apparent reason, and now he's coming out with a lawsuit. Y'all don't find that weird. And not saying that, what's your theory? So my theory is somebody was like bitch redact that shit, or else. Yeah, retract that shit, or else Somebody forced her to do it. You think Could be a possibility.
Speaker 2That's all I'm saying like going forward with her, potentially from his side. Yes, so say that was the case. Why would he sue?
Speaker 1yeah, you cover our bases it would be a smart move but, like I said, I think there's something deeper there. But on surface value it's good to not. Celebrities always get the bad end of the stick all the time because they're put on this type of pedestal that they should be morally right no, so the lawsuit is warranted.
Speaker 1Yes, so like, if you come after me and then all of a sudden drop your suit, then it just makes sense to like nah bitch, you ain't gonna get away with it. But underlining things, there might be so many different levels of truth under this. Where it could be, some of his people may allegedly be telling her to do this shit.
Speaker 3Or it could just be somebody who wanted a little bit of clout to say, hey, this happened.
Speaker 1This either could be the truth or this could either be an intimidation type of thing.
Speaker 2I don't ever want to take away from a potential victim. But I also can't stand when people jump on a certain train.
Speaker 3When they don't know all the information correct because that can really damage somebody's career.
Speaker 1And there's kasha k definitely learned that with cardi b, with cardi b but it seemed to like happen, just like for that five minutes, ten minutes of fame, and it's like why try to attack somebody's character who've like you? You don't understand. Like take us for, for example. Right, we've come from humble beginnings, we're doing this podcast just For yourself. Nene From privilege. Yeah, I got to start those are that. So we started this podcast as just honest people. With that stretch Saying our just speaking our thoughts, Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3Did he say honest people?
Speaker 1Yes, Well, yeah, you know that goes to say but just the shit that we're doing, we're just making light of bad situations.
Speaker 3It's basically our opinions, yeah.
Speaker 1So at some point, maybe we'll get to a point where we'll make that kind of stardom and we get attacked, and then we start getting attacked, where we make that kind of stardom, right, and we get attacked, and then we start getting attacked. It's like yo, we never, we never lived in a, in a, in a place where it was, we would do these types of things, so why would you attack me this way?
Speaker 3So in that case, yeah, I'm a bitch, I'm going to fucking sue you back, right, absolutely level of look, make an example out of you like, don't be coming with these false accusations now you about to lose everything because i'ma sue your ass.
Speaker 1No, you're not going to take away all my, all of our hard work just because you wanted a little coin right or you felt whatever for that day.
Speaker 3So it's.
Speaker 1It's hard. It's hard for the celebrity person to, because sometimes when they read, when they respond like this, it's like oh, now you got something to hide. Like no, I've worked hard to get here and I ain't gonna just let it go just because somebody said I did something.
Speaker 1That's not true right I'm saying like it's just, it's fucked up on the celebrity part, like on a jay-z part, but like, which side is he on? And why can't people just be like maybe he's just trying to protect what he's created over the years, but a lot of people might not even look at it like that and also a lot of these celebrities.
Speaker 2They have families, they have children and they're affected by this stuff too. They have to.
Speaker 3They're in the public eye and they also have to see what their parent is being dragged through on a public and it never goes away when it's social media, because no matter when they get older years down the line, you become a meme Right.
Speaker 1That shit comes back up. What makes it unfortunate is that you have celebrities like a Diddy who's on film doing all these outrageous and outlandish things to make people. Look at. What did he do to you? Well, he beat me in an elevator Wow, with a broom, not with a broom and a Beijing stick.
Speaker 3Oh, where'd he put the stick?
Speaker 1I don't like to talk about it. That was all jokes. He didn't do shit to me, I don't know, did he? But it's shit like that. It's shit like that that gets it fucked up for any other celebrity, because now people sit back and like, well shit, look at all of y'all motherfuckers might be doing the same thing. Right, right, just trying to cover your ass. No, sometimes it's just the fact that I'm trying to protect what I built, absolutely, absolutely.
Dr. Dan's Business Card and Grandma's Secret
Speaker 3Anyway what's next absolutely anyway. What's next? So, um, a woman is going viral for what she found at her grandma's house. The fuck did she find? She found a card for Dr Dan. Dr Dan is an expert in fancy fucking. Wait, wait a minute evenings by appointment.
Speaker 1Only Rain and fancy, fuck it. Wait, wait a minute.
Speaker 3Evenings by appointment only.
Speaker 1I'm lost a little bit.
Speaker 3It's a card for Dr Dan.
Speaker 1It's a business card.
Speaker 3It is a business card for Dr Dan. No, he said he cuts the rates to party of six or more. Satisfaction with one hand on.
Speaker 1One hand on what.
Speaker 3Virgins treated gently, spinsters satisfied, holy shit. Extra attention given to neglected married women. You want to hear his specials, his price list.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Plain insertion is $20. Okay With caion is $20. Okay With caresses is $27. Inverted positions $22.50. Dog fashion $22.50. Dog fashion With barking and yelping $25. Extra oh shit, womb stretch. I want to know what a womb stretch is. You know damn well what it is. I have an idea. Yeah, extra oh shit, warm stretch. I wanna know what a warm stretch is. You know damn well.
Speaker 2I have an idea.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know damn well, that's crazy $39.25.
Speaker 2I mean, he's reasonably priced.
Speaker 3He is like yo, really, really, it gets better. Tongue bath $50 a muff dive $100. Time limits Per hour. $37.50 All night for 12 hours. $1.50 Extra attention Titty chewing. $1.15 added on French kissing the mouth. $2.15 added on French kissing the mouth. $2.75 For the coochie Sea muff dive French tickler $3.25 Finger diddle $9.50. Vaseline if needed $1.25.
Speaker 1Here's the problem with this whole thing. His name is what? Dr Dan, it's not doctor. Spell doctor D-O-C-T-O-R. How did he spell doctor?
Speaker 3D-O-C-T-E-R.
Speaker 1First of all, it's not doctor, so yeah, so that's a problem right there.
Speaker 3Okay, I guess nobody. Grandma didn't care about the formalities, bruh.
Speaker 2Maybe you can use GPT.
Speaker 1This had to be back in 1960s.
Speaker 3That's not what them prices. I was like, is this pre-COVID prices?
Speaker 1That's a dingy-ass card for one.
Speaker 3Grandma had it. You know, it expired, so Grandma was getting her shit blown back.
Speaker 2She getting loose. She was getting her titties nibbled off. That's crazy and womb stretched.
Speaker 1Now it sounds like some shit I'd do.
Speaker 2Get your titties nibbled on.
Speaker 1No, Like I have a business card like that.
Speaker 3Oh, I thought you were about to say you get your womb stretched.
Speaker 2Well, I believe that.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1No, no, no.
Speaker 2All them kids even left on the floor.
Speaker 4I feel like.
Speaker 1Hey yo, no, I feel like I used to have applications, so having like a card like that To stretch your wombs. I had sex applications for females. I had them fill out applications. I think you mentioned that we talked about this before. Oh yeah, and that's how I would know what they would like.
Speaker 3So the crazy part is these bitches was really filling them shits out, yeah it was like, yeah, and how much did you charge for each service?
Speaker 1uh, no, I would have to hire them. That's them giving me consent oh, okay so, and then I pleasure them why did you say it? That was so weird yeah, I would be a dr dan but you would be d-o-c-t. You are a doctor, yeah doctor, I didn't think to charge. I probably got paid too. Yeah, I probably got paid. Wow, I could probably still do that shit.
Speaker 2There's somebody out there willing to pay for that?
Speaker 1I've been told I'm a good cuddler, really.
Speaker 2Like a good big spoon.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, especially when you're lonely or some shit. Why you had to say lonely like that Because it's happened before, like I've had females come over just when they were sad or got and they would just cuddle with me because that's what they wanted to do and I was like all right. Okay, this is like I was like 20, 20, 21.
Speaker 3It's like right after high school that's crazy.
Speaker 2Yeah, wow, that's weird.
Speaker 3Okay, whatever works, I didn't think anything about it, but I'm just trying to be a good friend you should have been charging for cuddles I know I should have right, you probably would have made out of, came off, you probably would have made hella bank, but yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 1I wasn't business savvy back then. I thought I was getting the butt and I was just like fuck it oh my.
Speaker 3God, yeah, that sounds so funny getting the butt.
Speaker 1But I was just like, I'm just here, this ain't happening.
Technological Advancements and Corporate Policies
Speaker 2Be nice. So there's a research team. That was wild. Yeah, I'm going to move right by that. There's a research team led by Dr Evelyn Carter. They designed microscopic robots that can flow like water to navigate tight spaces and then harden into a solid, stronger um than steel. Uh, terminator? Yes, yeah, it sounds very much like um terminator and they pretty much is. Is like that. It melts at low temperatures, but it remains conductive and strong when it's solid and it can adapt to their surroundings. I am so childish.
Speaker 1They said they can use it to repair electronics seal wounds and they're going to make a sex toy out of it. I guarantee it.
Speaker 2Self-assembling structures.
Speaker 1I guarantee they're going to make a sex toy out of it.
Speaker 3It's still in early testing, but If they make a sex toy out of it, I'm buying.
Speaker 1I guarantee they will make a sex toy out of it.
Speaker 2Really Would you buy one?
Speaker 3I would Like, if it's going to give me an experience that I ain't never had before.
Speaker 1You get it why it's soft, and then, when it's hard, it's crazy why it's soft, and then, when it's hard, it's crazy.
Speaker 3Like people like dick activate.
Speaker 1What the fuck. Make sure that shit don't break inside of you. Now you got Terminator 2 pussy in there.
Speaker 3Well, fuck around and regenerate some shit Like you never know. Like what the fuck Like? Why'd you give me that back?
Speaker 2John Connor head pop out. Yeah, for real.
Speaker 1Hasta la vista, baby Did you say Anyway, yeah, I think that's cool. You know I'm all for like moving technology forward. Imagine that in a flying car boy you can get away with murder. You just pow and that shit just melt. You don't find a murder weapon, you just fly off with your car.
Speaker 2Get out of here.
Speaker 3Get out of here.
Speaker 1Yo, where's the murder weapon? I don't know. It's a pool of whatever the fuck that is. I mean yeah, then when they leave Go get it, Solidify it yeah get it Not that yeah, you would go home, bust yourself down Like nobody knows. This is a murder weapon. Oh my god.
Speaker 2Penis. What that's wild. What that's wild yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm just Shut the fuck up. Your thought process Is crazy.
Speaker 2And that's why his DNA Is all over.
Speaker 3Everybody's murder weapon. I fucking believe it Yo.
Speaker 2Crazy. Wow, that's fucking hilarious. Did you see the Alaska Airlines flight attendant who lost her job Because her video went viral of her twerking on the plane?
Speaker 1Why can't people twerk anymore? What the fuck is wrong with you? Let us twerk.
Speaker 2So she had only been working for the airline for six months, so the bitch was still in her probation, basically.
Speaker 1Six months is when you get off the program, I know.
Speaker 2She was twerking in celebration of the end of her probation. I'm not celebrating. I'm not twerking.
Speaker 1Did she have to twerk?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2But corporate wasn't feeling it. They told her that she violated their social media policy and they let her go. They fired her for that and she said I just didn't think that my video and my post and the way I was dancing would be deemed as inappropriate. It wasn't. I don't think it was. I would say it was.
Speaker 3You're in because you're on your job.
Speaker 2You're on your job in a professional setting, but how she was dancing wasn't that I wouldn't call that twerking.
Speaker 1Her leg was up on the guy she was up there for like two seconds. Yeah like she had a little something to shake back there, so I can see why, like, but there was no passenger on the plane?
Speaker 2No, but it was posted. They said they violated their social media policy.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can see that. Well, yeah, there you go, right, yeah, well, there you go, six months in. You probably don't know that.
Speaker 2So when you work for certain companies, you have to understand that there's certain things you can't do, especially when you are on the job Like federal regulated.
Speaker 3She's going to have her uniform on.
Speaker 2Like you're when you have like.
Speaker 3You're advertising your business, yeah.
Speaker 2Like so you're still representing the company at that time. So take your fucking clothes off. Like why are you? Take it off? Oh, so take your fucking clothes off, take it off. Oh God. Why are you sitting here in your stop and shop name tag?
Speaker 3Right, it's clock out and do that shit after.
Speaker 1Well, she probably get a job at some. Nah, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2Don't do that. Do that on your own plane.
Speaker 3Yeah, word Soul plane Shit.
Speaker 1Obviously she can dance.
Speaker 3She would have got away with it if her spirit went to fire A breeze.
Speaker 1For real. Thank you for bringing all these passages.
Speaker 3Everybody coming to fly her airline, come on.
Speaker 2It was Bree's airline.
Speaker 3We're the twerking flight attendant. We ready. Yikes like come on, it was breezy yo we're the twerking flight attendant.
Speaker 2We ready, mister. I thought this was funny, um, because as soon as I read this story, it it reminded me of you, oh shit. So daryl clemens, this missouri father, 45 years old, was convicted of shooting 34-year-old Shaquille Lattimore, who was a volunteer youth football coach, because he was dissatisfied with the amount of playing time that his son received, and the incident occurred in St Louis, where he shot the coach five times in the back as the children were all there it was just nine and ten were playing Traumatized them, damn kids, dog. Is it ever really that serious?
Speaker 1No, it's not, it's not.
Speaker 3I mean, the most you want to do is punch the coach.
Speaker 1Dog. Yeah, I mean you want to, but, dog, if he was riding the bench he probably wasn't that good. Because if he was that good and he's riding the bench, take him off the team and bring him somewhere else. Yeah, so he can shine, but it doesn't require you shooting somebody in the no, it never does especially in the back. That's a coward move. Yeah, I think that's wild. And then in front of the kids, in front, of the kids In front of the kids.
Speaker 1So he wasn't that good to begin with, because if he was, he would have been started.
Speaker 3And that's probably what upset his son of 18.
Speaker 2That's probably what upset him the most. Was that he?
Speaker 3realized his son wasn't that?
Speaker 2good and he couldn't shoot his kid Right.
Sports Parenting Gone Wrong
Speaker 1Exactly. I'm going home. See, my gripe is I know how good my son is. Everybody knows how good my son is. Everybody knows how good my son is. The coaches know how good my son is. The problem was they had him in the wrong position, doing the wrong shit for so many fucking seasons. So he followed in your steps. So the wrong position type of shit is your thing, I don't know. So he still got buckets in the wrong position, yeah so so when they moved him into the correct positions, he even. He got better. Okay, but he was always starting, even, even still like even as a freshman or sophomore, he was starting as a fucking varsity. So my gripe was y'all playing him wrong. I didn't need to shoot you for that, but you're going to hear from me. His son probably sucked.
Speaker 3He was still like just shoot us. He just wanted to shoot somebody Because it's just that's stupid. Now you in jail, your son still suck. And now what?
Speaker 1Now he ain't got a daddy growing up as a parent of an athlete. You want, you want your son, you want your child to to you know, play and express his skill set, but you have to know that he's ready for the moment.
Speaker 3So if or take him and give him some extra training that's what I was gonna get to.
Speaker 1I was like yo. If that's the case, the first thought is like let me get him to either another team that can utilize his skill set or let me get him some training.
Speaker 3Yeah because now your son gonna grow up thinking it's okay that if you don't get your way you're gonna start shooting.
Speaker 2And that's the thing, because I think a lot of times the message to a lot of these kids is is never relayed, that not everybody can win, not everybody can be the right, so you got to know how to also take a loss. Yes, you know, because not everybody can win, not everybody can be the right, so you got to know how to also take a loss yes you know, because not everybody needs to get a participation trophy.
Speaker 1Thank you man, let me tell you, uh, this is, this is a sore topic because my, my son, just lost his last game of the season. Uh, they, they was in the championship or the tournament to get to the championship and they had like three games left, um, but they had to get past this last team and they lost. They ended up losing, um, and there was a whole bunch of shit that was out of his hands. Um, first off, they, you know, they lost their main point guard, who kind of imploded but like, really, yeah, it was kind of sad to see because he was like the main reason, one of the main reasons why they got as far as they got, because he's a true point guard.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1But on top of that again they had like passing issues. Like these teams don't like to pass. It's like a lot of selfish ball playing. So my son only touched the ball four times, but he was wide open all night. You know what I'm saying. So when they lost everybody in there, it's devastating. They're all seniors, they're leaving. This is the last chance to kind of get their chips. So everybody's crying, bawling and he just walked out with the stone cold face.
Speaker 1It's just like I'm ready to go yeah so we get, we go out to eat and I'm I'm like usually I give him like 10, 5 to ten minutes in the car to get whatever kind of frustrations he has out before we go in the house. Like, just don't carry that with you. He's like, yeah, I'm fine, I was like you sure. He's like I was open all night, that's all he said. I was open all night, so this loss ain't on me. And I was like you know what? All right, let's go. So you know he took it with a grain of salt because he had, you know, when he did make an impact in the game, they didn't go back to him. You see what I'm saying, right? So you know he got a rip through, two dribbled and then dunked it. Two hands Bang, you know, changed the momentum of the game Like we down two now at this point.
Speaker 2You know what I mean, and that's the thing. I don't think there's enough sportsmanship talk anymore.
Speaker 3They don't teach that at all.
Speaker 2You guys are a team. Everybody just wants to be the star.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Exactly Yep.
Speaker 1And it takes away from team ball no-transcript team ball altogether, which in all actuality.
Speaker 3These scouts really pay attention to how you play as a team member like as a team. So y'all doing all this fucking bells and whistles and shit. He watching the kid in the back who's doing all the fundamentals of the actual sport.
Speaker 1Yeah, it didn't. It didn't it? There was no detriment to my son going to play college. They call and say you know, we like we love the way you play, we know we love how you play defense, the way you block. You know he got like to do the whole season he had to have like 500 blocks. You know, I'm saying, I'm saying like it's the intangible stuff that people don't pay attention to they was meant to and it's like yeah, we want you to work out with us, let's make this work.
Speaker 1So, it didn't stop anything.
Speaker 2Yeah, this was excessive. Do better, Daryl.
Speaker 1Yeah, do better.
Speaker 2Now your son don't got a daddy or a coach.
Speaker 1Right, or a a game. Yeah, now you can't learn how to play I?
Gems and Final Thoughts
Speaker 3guess we're at your favorite part now. Oh, yes.
Speaker 4You flow, I am All right.
Speaker 1I like these, these, uh All right, gem number one. I thought this was hilarious. I don't remember the last time I've been to a barber, but this shit is fucking hilarious. It says Bald niggas, be at the barbershop, wasting everyone's time. That's the realest shit I've ever seen.
Speaker 2Yeah, but they be getting shaved and stuff. You could do that shit at home.
Speaker 1What do you need a professional barber for? To get your bald head shaved? You got all kinds of they do.
Speaker 3Some of them have beards and stuff. Why they can't get that shaped up?
Speaker 1You want to have a shape of a beard, some people don't.
Speaker 2So I'm going to be quite honest with you. I refused to touch my face for a very long time and I only went to the barber to get my face done because I didn't want to like Get razor bumps and fuck your shit up. Well, not razor bumps, because I'm not nasty, but but yeah, I didn't want to like cut too much off here or do something there, and it was like because I don't know what the hell I'm doing. You know, when you're trying to do something in the mirror, it's like reversed.
Speaker 4You don't know, you know, you don't know what you're doing with your face.
Speaker 1I don't normally do my face. That is that is. That is accurate. That's fucking good. Oh, no, like, nah, I cut my own fucking hair. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Or my wife would cut my hair Because she's like your face or your ass I manscaped. So yeah, okay, I do that too. Oh, my God, I was actually thinking about getting waxed, really. Yeah, I'm actually thinking about it.
Speaker 2Okay, you going to wear a bikini in the summer.
Speaker 1No, I mean, if I do that, there's going to be a lot of problems. I always tell everybody to get a wax my wife is going to have some problems if you wear a bikini she might have to beat them all, and then the people, and then the women ba-dum-boom, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2So yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 1Hey yo, that's hilarious. So yeah, that's the one this question is. I found this and I thought about y'all and I can't wait to hear what y'all say. Gem number two I don't care how mad I am at the man, I ain't mad at the dick.
Speaker 2Y'all are two different people. I don't know any men. I ain't mad at the dick, y'all two different people.
Speaker 3I don't know any men.
Speaker 2I only know dicks. Hey, yo, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3Hey, yo I don't know, it depends.
Speaker 2It would have to depend, depend on what.
Speaker 3What you did to make me Mad. Yeah, Like what? What it is?
Speaker 1Like Nothing the dick can't fix, all right then.
Speaker 3It has. No, it's like no, it has to. I agree.
Speaker 2It has to.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2It depends on the situation.
Speaker 3Like I'm not fucking you murder my mother. That's crazy, oh my, that's crazy. Oh my Yo, why are?
Speaker 1you going straight to murdering him? I'm just saying, like Jesus Christ, north Korea, oh yeah, for real Behead that bitch.
Speaker 3I'm just saying like when you think about it, because that could be something that could happen.
Speaker 1That's why you mad.
Speaker 3Like you know, I'm not about to fuck you. You mentioned my mother. That's crazy. Yeah, that's wild. My mother's right there. Your dick is out. Oh, my, you be okay, baby. That's crazy. Give me help if you in that situation. That's wild.
Speaker 1Which leads me to my third one, which is I giggle before I go crazy. Got to start my engines.
Speaker 3Yep, absolutely. If I laugh and then go quiet, it's a problem.
Speaker 1Do you giggle before you?
Speaker 2black out. No, no, I can't say that I do, I.
Speaker 3I get quiet because I'm processing, okay, um, and then I probably start crying before you black out yeah, it used to be crying for me, now a bitch laughing because it's just like okay, you're gonna keep playing because I'm always giggling, so I I there's no separation.
Speaker 1You can't, yeah, yeah, um, that's how I dealt with like people who wanted to take it to the next level with me. It's like right before fighting. I'm laughing because I can't wait for the smoke. What was your laugh like? Mwahaha, nah, nah, nah. It's just one of those. His laugh is like ee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-. Sometimes it's not even that, it's just like a sinister, like type of grin, like I am nervous and fart. No, I don't fart. Yo shut up too much. Peaches and cream no, um no I excuse yourself no, I, I started laughing's crazy.
Speaker 3You know what's funny or a sinister grin In all actuality, I will laugh, not like a crazy, like how I normally laugh. I'll have a sinister laugh. But if I start breathing heavy, yeah, you dying. Nah, we got a problem, because that breathing heavy is me holding back the rage that you just incited inside me. So, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, that was a good one.
Speaker 3All right, that's my gems. Yeah, oh.
Speaker 4Hello, hello.
Speaker 1All right, anything else for tonight?
Speaker 4Anything else.
Speaker 1We Anything else, we got anything else. Well, that's it.
Speaker 2It's just happy hour, happy hour time, just wrap it up, have your pet spayed or neutered?
Speaker 1All right. Thank you for joining us for this episode. We love y'all. All plus ones Fan mail listening questions. We ain't had none of those, did we no? All right, hey, we ones fan mail listening questions. We ain't had none of those, did we no? Alright, hey, we looking forward to hear from y'all Later.
Speaker 4Send them in Love you guys. Later Hit me on the first sight. This was something special. This was just like dynamite Honey got a booty like Pow pow, pow. Honey got some boobies like Wow, oh, wow, girl, you know I'm loving your, loving your style, check, check, check, check, check, checking you.
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