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Episode 074: Dawn of The DoorDashians
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Family dynamics can be a battlefield of unspoken feelings, passive-aggressive hints, and communication breakdown. This week, we dive deep into the emotional minefield of navigating family relationships when you're caught in the middle of other people's drama. One host opens up about planning his father's funeral while dealing with siblings who communicate in cryptic hints rather than direct conversation, creating a psychological burden that's becoming unbearable.
We explore the crucial question: when do you prioritize your mental health over keeping family peace? Our candid discussion reveals the power of honest communication, even when it strains relationships, and why sometimes setting boundaries with family is an act of self-preservation rather than abandonment.
The conversation takes an unexpected scientific turn as we dive into the phenomenon of "dessert stomach" – that mysterious ability to feel stuffed after dinner yet somehow find room for something sweet. This isn't just lack of willpower; it's your brain playing tricks with dopamine and sensory-specific satiety.
From wild headlines about a 76-year-old Ethiopian woman giving birth to her first child to Florida's strangest shoplifting duo (nicknamed "Mrs. Dookie and Mr. Clean"), we bring our signature humor to stories that highlight the bizarre nature of human behavior. We also tackle serious topics like wrongful conviction, financial betrayal, and the ethics of loaning money to family and friends.
Whether you're struggling with family drama, curious about why you can always make room for dessert, or just need some honest conversation with a side of laughter, this episode delivers the perfect blend of thoughtful discussion and entertainment. Join us at the Table – where nothing is off-limits and everyone gets a seat (as long as you can handle the truth).
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Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I'm missing you.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, this is the mood I'm in, y'all. It's really been a week.
Speaker 3Yeah, why does it have?
Speaker 4to be this way. Can't tell you, though. Can't tell you to say Just one of those days. Just one of those days.
Speaker 1Just one of those days, y'all.
Speaker 2Good morning.
Speaker 1Hello, hello everyone. Thank you for joining us again. We do appreciate every time you lock in with us every week.
Speaker 3thank you, thank you thank you for being a friend yes.
Speaker 2Christina Aguilera, everybody, I do it.
Speaker 1I do it. Nene Sean, how was your week or weekend?
Speaker 3Weekend's great.
Speaker 1Weekend's great, it was a week. It was a week, okay weekend.
Speaker 2My week actually was pretty smooth. That's good. Yeah, my coworker that drives me crazy was not there for like three of the days. Can't be that. It's good. Yeah, my co-worker that drives me crazy was not there. Not there for like three of the days, so can't be, sad it was a pretty three out of five is good. Yeah, it was a pretty nice week. I wish Mine was there. It was relaxing. I was actually able to work and like get work done. Yeah.
Weekly Check-ins and Personal Updates
Speaker 1Yeah, it's always a positive. We get some shit done and feel accomplished by the end of the week. Mm-hmm, this was my short week.
Speaker 3Early Monday I feel like you said that last week. I know, well, I probably did. Yeah, I thought so. Yeah, you said that last week. You had a holiday last week.
Speaker 2No, okay, no, he's trying to add a holiday Every week.
Speaker 1Okay, I had a holiday every week. My Friday I had off. I actually enjoyed my Friday.
Speaker 3It's the month of March. March don't got no goddamn holidays.
Speaker 1I know Word St Patrick's Day? No, who was that for? No.
Speaker 3Patrick, yeah.
Speaker 1I spent some time with my mom this weekend, got some errands done, nice, and congratulations to. We went to a baby shower. What's her name? What's her name? Nene? You know her name I said it earlier. It was like Nate, linaya, linaya. Yes, congratulations to Nelai, I am so sorry. Baby shower, I went there, we went to. Oh, my son and I went to see his college team play in an NCAA tournament champion Well, yeah, tournament. They made it to the Sweet 16, and unfortunately, they lost when we showed up. I don't know if that's a sign.
Speaker 1Because they was busting ass before we went to a game. We go to the game. Hey, listen, the team colors is like blue and like gold. I came in wearing red, like the whole stadium was like blue and gold. It was just looking at me weird and I'm like, oh so I don't know if I jinxed it, but they lost by 30. Look what you did. So hope they don't hold that against them.
Speaker 1I end up texting the coaches like hey, you know, congratulations. I didn't want to like highlight the loss, so I was just like congratulations on your season and making it to the Sweet 16. Looking forward to work with you. And he was like all right, cool, you know. So, other than that, he was like thank you so much, thank you.
Speaker 3I was about to.
Speaker 4I got to bat myself.
Speaker 1But yeah, yeah, other than that, it's been, it's been cool. I almost Stressed myself out, but that's a story For another day.
Speaker 3Welcome everybody. It's another day. What happened?
Speaker 1You know what the name Between Getting this funeral stuff Situated For my father. My birthday's coming up next week.
Speaker 3Oh, hatsy birthday.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's crazy because right after my birthday I got to go to a funeral. So it's weird what I mean. They didn't want to find another day to do the funeral, so they wanted to push it as far away from the day of death, so they dropped it right after my birthday the funeral so they wanted to push it as far away from the day of death, so they dropped it right after my birthday. He's like alright, whatever.
Speaker 3Really. So your dad just said no, nice, pretty. What is the question?
Speaker 2He underneath a banquet box, a banquet pot pie box. Hey, yo, that's yo.
Speaker 1Yo, they got some hot pockets on top of them. Get out of here. Oh Yo, he passed on February 2nd and his funeral was the 26th, that's crazy. But every week we try to put it as somebody's birthday, so it was like they didn't want to have it next to their birthday. So it was like, alright, well, that's a further.
Speaker 3So they said fuck you and put it as yours.
Speaker 1Like right after mine, that's crazy.
Speaker 2It was like push it out to the summer cookout.
Speaker 1Yeah, like Jesus Christ. Then they called me Veterans.
Speaker 3Day. Let's do it on Veterans Day.
Speaker 1I've never been to an actual funeral before. I don't know how these things work. So question is I don't know what the fuck to do. I was just like you'll figure it out. Um, that's crazy. And then, and then there's, then there's, then there's my mom and my brother and my sister. It's just internal drama there and I feel like they're putting me smack dab in the middle of that and I don't, I don't, I don't really know what to do. So I'm stressed, I'm stressed.
Speaker 4I'm stressed, say you're Switzerland.
Speaker 1I know I should, but then I should just Let me ask y'all a question what so with your siblings, right do you? I ain't got none Knowing that they're siblings? There's some days that I sometimes would like I sit and listen, because I feel like that's just what they need from me is to just listen while they're providing whatever they have to provide. Then there's a part of me that I want to just tell them the fucking truth about what they're telling me.
Speaker 1But I feel like once I do that it kind of it puts a strain on the relationship because you win some, you lose them. So it's like, oh my god, I want to be like motherfucker. These, this is, this is your fault like this is the shit that people you know, I mean just kind of be straight up real with them but I. But then you know how fickle their, their emotions are and how I don't know if they can take that type of information without having to turn and feel like I'm getting at them. You understand what I'm saying like I'm just trying to.
Family Drama and Funeral Planning
Speaker 1If you try to be 100 with them and but you feel like they're not going to take that information as a way of help or advice, they're going to take it negatively, as if we're judging them, so then you don't take that avenue and then there's just a bunch of stuff that you know is bullshit, but you just be like mm-hmm, okay, yeah but then they don't grow yeah, they're all older than me don't matter so I say be honest how do you handle?
Speaker 1just be honest. I say be honest, like, at the end of the day, you're fucking yourself up, yeah, but I've been honest with my mother and we haven't talked for a year and a half parents.
Speaker 2Parents is different, but you, so you're either going to enable them forever.
Speaker 3And keep dealing with the same thing.
Speaker 2Or you're going to be honest, and if they're honest with themselves, they would naturally, you know, sometimes people aren't always open to taking like constructive criticism, but sometimes they got to think on it so their natural like first reaction might be your ass up, you don't know what you talk about. Yeah, but if they're really honest with themselves afterwards and kind of like reflect, they'll see where they on some bullshit.
Speaker 3If they truly don't, then you know exactly where everything stands and now how you need to move forward instead of driving yourself crazy and that might actually help you anyway, because then they'll be like well, I can't tell him all this shit, because he's going to just tell me about myself. And they'll stop Cause he done caught on to the bullshit, then they don't stop.
Speaker 1Yeah, but now what if you already done that before? And it continues.
Speaker 3Then tell him stop calling you, then tell them stop calling you.
Speaker 1Yeah, Yep, you know, if you can't call me, like so but see, we are a small knit family, so it was like this is all we have on, uh, on that side of the family, my mother's side of the family. So it was like we grew up kind of like. You know, we got to take care of us, I get the feeling conflicted, I get it, but you know but at the end of the day you gotta do what's best for yourself.
Speaker 1I think at the end of the day I'm coming to the point where I'm trying to get everyone in the same room because really the communication is getting lost because of this phone tag shit, like where one person saying something to one person.
Speaker 2Oh, the telephone game.
Speaker 1And then the information change when you talk to a different person. So I kind of want to get them all in the same room so they can't hide behind the lies.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1And everybody got to face the truth, mm-hmm. But I feel like that's going to be like pulling teeth.
Speaker 3Getting pulling teeth, getting them all in the same room yes, really it's bad. I think it'll be easy. Getting them to talk will probably be the hard part, or opening up about what the problem is.
Speaker 1Yeah. So yeah, all of that I've just been dealing with for the, I think for the it's been a long time really, but with all the extra stuff that I'm dealing with, I don't need that extra, that stuff, right?
Speaker 2I just feel like motherfuckers just need to talk, but anyway, I digress you either gonna get to a point where you're so fed up that you're gonna lose this shit you lose it or that you do just kind of like let because it out, because here's what's happening to me.
Speaker 1I start to system shut down, like I start to not want to take phone calls from anybody. Right, I don't want to talk to nobody. So it's sort of like I'm dismissing any extra stress that I can get and it's not fair to those people.
Speaker 2Right, because you're harming yourself, trying to save them from their feelings. You're choosing not to be honest with them because you're afraid of how they might feel and then the reaction based on their feelings. And so by you doing that, you are negatively affecting your life because now it's trickling over into other parts of your life You're talking about now you would just like not answer the phone for nobody. Yeah, and it's like. So why did everybody else have to pay the price for?
Speaker 1yeah, you're right, I don't think that's fair. And you know, I I came to that realization today and I was just like yo, this this is crazy, um but and I was okay with it for a minute, I was okay for it, I was okay, and my wife was like you can't do that.
Speaker 1And I was like God damn it Cause I was okay, just being in my bubble and and just system shut down until I need to restart. But you know I'm not. Yeah, I think it's going to come to a point where I'm going to just set all this shit straight. And set all this shit straight, and if after that they don't want to deal with me, fine.
Speaker 2Right, because at least you know that you did what you needed to do.
Speaker 1I think it needs to be done, but anyway I digress.
Speaker 2So, nene, I saw this study and it reminded me of you, because you know how like.
Speaker 1Can I guess what the study was?
Speaker 2No, you shut your ass up. You know, like we've gone out to eat often and you get full quickly and that's in quotations, and then shortly after you always have room for something sweet, even though you're full.
Speaker 3You always have to have room for something sweet.
Speaker 2And so there's a thing it's called dessert stomach.
Speaker 3Put it behind your stomach she got three of those.
Speaker 1Sorry, you're like the octopus. No, that wasn't.
Speaker 2You're like a cow boy. They got like three stomachs. So dessert stomach refers to the ability to eat dessert even after feeling full from a meal. So, while the stomach doesn't physically expand upon contact with sugar, science suggests that the sensory specific what happened.
Speaker 1Wow, you had a flashback. Somebody walked through your body. What?
Speaker 3the fuck just happened? Let me find out. You was Raven-Symoné. You just saw the future.
Speaker 2He had that look too, oh my God, Somebody took over my body. You about to have a good night? Oh, so, basically, after eating a savory meal, your brain loses interest in those flavors and the introduction of something sweet reignites your appetite. So your body is not making more space, but your brain is convincing you that you still have room to put more in. That's crazy. Yeah, it's like because sugar triggers dopamine release.
Speaker 3It's a drug.
Speaker 2It reinforces your desire to have something sweet even when your body hasn't had enough food. Sugar Trigger's my diabetes.
Speaker 4Hey yo.
Speaker 3It sounded like a commercial right.
Speaker 2He sounded like an after school special he did.
Speaker 3Sugar Trigger's my diabetes.
Speaker 2He's like don't be like Mr, you've got diabetes, diabetes, Diabetes.
Speaker 1Yo's like don't be like Mr, if you've got diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, yo get away, not ozempic. But that's interesting, sonny. Yo I mean because I, that makes sense.
Speaker 3Because I always have room for sugar.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm addicted to sugar Every time we going out and we eat. Yo, that lava cake always make room, I love lava cake Always.
Speaker 3Don't be exposing me like that. That's crazy. You're not coming to eat with us again. Oh my god, alright.
Speaker 2Well, I noticed you always eat the eating up, you know so. Did you guys see this Philadelphia man? Well, I noticed you always eat the eating up, you know so. Did you guys see this Philadelphia man that he was awarded $4 million after being wrongfully jailed for 24 years? I did see that A murder and he's going back to jail. Oh shit, so 50-year-old.
Speaker 4Sean.
Speaker 2Thomas pleaded guilty in court on Thursday to killing 38-year-old Akeem Edwards over a $1,200 drug debt that he owed him.
Speaker 1Wait. So he got out of jail because he was wrongfully accused, got $4 million and then killed somebody.
Speaker 2Yes, stupid, over $1,200. He got okay. So, yeah, he was originally convicted of second degree murder for the 1990 shooting death of a businessman and was sentenced to life in prison. He did 24 years and then they realized that 24 years in a pen, yeah, they discovered that there was an alibi that actually cleared his name. So he ended up getting $4 million from the state or what have you. He was just in there like this motherfucker owe me money and he was like I need my $1,200. And he ended up killing some.
Speaker 3So not only was he too greedy, because he got like millions right, bro, why the fuck are you worried about $1,200 anymore? I guarantee if you ask this nigga he'll be like it's the principal. Now your principal's stupid ass is sitting in here. And so what if?
Speaker 1I have a theory. Uh-huh, oh boy, I have a conspiracy theory. Now, let's say he was wrongfully convicted, right Gets out and was living his life, and somebody was like yo, you're going to give me some of that money and set him up, right, I'll put you back in jail, motherfucker. And then somebody killed somebody and blamed it on him, and he lost everything again.
Speaker 2Do you?
Speaker 1remember it's like a movie dog.
Speaker 3But did he lose everything? He still got his money, but he's just doing life. He's doing life, so his books are straight yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, oh, hey yo.
Speaker 1Oh, not as books, as straight.
Speaker 2But it's interesting, nene, that you said that about the. You know it's the principal thing, because when I was reading the story I was thinking about it and I'm like it's only $1,200. But it is the principal. And I'm not saying to the extent of killing somebody right, taking somebody's life, but if you have a debt, pay it. Yeah, like I recently. I'm dealing with that now with somebody. Oh wow, is it $1,200 worth?
Speaker 1who owes me money and you're not going to say that, mom, because you don't want to point them out it's not even so. You're not going to say the amount because you don't want to point them out. It's not even so. You're just going to keep talking.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah okay, it's not even the amount of how much it is, because I could hear less at this point. It is what it is. It's already been a long time. I've already counted it as a loss.
Speaker 1It's already been a long time since you. It's gone on a year, oh since y'all.
Speaker 2It's gone on a year, oh, oh shit. And so there's been a lot of excuses along the way of, oh, you know, I'm trying, or oh I'm going to do this, or oh I'm going to do that, and this happened in my life, and yada, yada, was it an existential amount? All kinds of bullshit.
Speaker 1Was it an amount that it doesn't matter? I think it's about no, hold on.
Speaker 2I think you're missing the part of the principle.
Speaker 1I got you, I got you. But I'm saying, like, was it a doable amount where it shouldn't have took in a year? Yes, yeah, it's the principle, it's always been a principle. But come on, dog, yeah.
Speaker 2It's $25. And the price of eggs it's more than $20. I know I'm just playing the price of eggs. I need my money, yeah, yeah for real. It's the other shit that's happening on the opposite side, this person now, since Buying rims and shit. Well they've essentially purchased a vehicle. What the fuck they live in their life is what I'm saying, but they're passing off a story that, um, they're down and out and they just can't afford to do whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 3And like I'm sorry I shit my pants today, I can't pay you back.
Speaker 1It's gotta go to dry cleaning.
Speaker 2And they keep sending me like messages and Facebook, like, dm me, like all of these like. And they keep sending me messages and Facebook DMing me, all of these stupid-ass quotes and oh, trust in the Lord, and oh, life is great, and yada, yada, all this bullshit. I trust the Lord that you're giving me my money back. So finally, I just sent them a message and I said stop sending me shit until you send me my money. Word.
Speaker 1Word, because I've had enough, I'm over it.
Speaker 2A message and I said stop sending me shit till you, send me my money, word, word, because I've had enough, like I'm over it.
Speaker 1At some point, so at some point do you apply interest?
Speaker 3At some point. They just need to ask me.
Speaker 1Because I don't get asked for people to. You know, they don't ask me to borrow money because I add interest on it and I think the last time I loaned out money to my best friend did he pay me back.
Speaker 1I think he paid me back. It took him a minute to pay me back. But here's the problem with loaning people money. Here's a problem with loaning people money If I know that they can't get the money in the first place. And I decide to loan you money, I'm not expecting it back because you need that extra money and because the predicament that you're in, I know you can't get that money back. I know whatever money you get is going to go to whatever you need and if you were to pay me back, it's going to put you back in the same predicament. That's how I look at it. Right, unless I know that you're good and you just need it for a thing that I know you, you can pay me back.
Speaker 1I don't mind going over a certain amount. But then that comes hey, there's interest on this, I don't get it back. I let them set the terms. If they say next pay period, which is two weeks from now, all right, two weeks from now, I expect the same amount back. Three weeks from now, I want that amount back plus another $25. And usually the deal stops there. They don't need the loan from me.
Speaker 2I'm not too alone Shark. I ask for interest and usually the deal stops there. They don't need the loan from me. Not to a loan shark I ask for interest.
Speaker 1If you're going to treat me like a bank, I'm going to act as a bank, because I've learned that if I lend you these things and I don't get paid back, then it puts a strain on our relationship and I don't want that. Unless I know that you can't pay me back, I'm fine with it, like, be like me I gotta say no yeah, that too.
Speaker 1But yeah, it kind of fucks with you because now going forward it makes you kind of timid to help people well, I'm naturally that way, anyway, when it so, I'm always very cautious, and it always depends on who.
Speaker 2you are Right.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2Because I just don't trust people in general. That too, and it took me a minute to even have this dealing with this person because I just naturally was like I don't know Right, and you know the production that was put on, that ruins it, you know, and I'm like I didn't even buy a ticket to the fucking show and yet I still participated. I was surprised you participated. That is shocking, and everything that I thought was going to happen Never happened, happened.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, mm-hmm yeah that's the end of it.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Pay up ho what she just yelled.
Speaker 3She was like I said pay up ho.
Speaker 2That did not sound like it Go.
Speaker 1Rah Pay up. Hoe, get out of here. Like all her letters just merged together, it did.
Speaker 2Hi Nene, I thought she was like Dale Dale.
Speaker 1They like come at me, wanna go Pay up hoe Pay Me, say pay Me, say pay Me, say pay up. Hoe that's a mess. Alright, what else?
Speaker 3You ever get in an argument with your wife over breakfast.
Speaker 1Alright, define argument. I had some words you just came like five times last night, you better. I had some words Like you just came like five times last night. You better bake me some bacon, sir. Oh, wow, right, goddamn.
Speaker 3No, I mean like you ever like watch your wife eat and you be like bitch. You ate too much Nah.
Speaker 1I'm watching my wife eat, and she's eating too much.
Speaker 3Yeah, so.
Speaker 1Like she made me a bowl of cereal While she eating grits and eggs and shit. Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 3Like what so? A Louisiana woman Arrested for fatally shooting her Boyfriend during an argument Over Sunday breakfast Claimed she accidentally shot him after he became upset that she ate too much food.
Speaker 1Wait, I'm trying to follow. He shot her or she shot him? No, she shot him.
Speaker 3She shot him because he said she ate too much food. They got in an argument over it. Well, how?
Speaker 1big is she? Is she big?
Speaker 3I know that doesn't matter. We're not doing that. I know it doesn't matter, but maybe she need to eat.
The Science Behind Dessert Stomach
Speaker 1She trying to get a little bit of meat on her bones. If it was like my 400 pound life no no, yeah, like bitch. Stop eating eight packs of bacon. Stop it, I'm sorry, stop it, I'm trying to save your life. It's horrible.
Speaker 3No, no no, go ahead. I'm sorry, sometimes y'all make I just don't even want to read it. No, go ahead. I'm sorry, I don't even know how to pronounce her name, but I'm going to call her. Terima, sue, yo, it's close, right, you see her name, yeah.
Speaker 1She's going to name her after a fool. That's why she's shot.
Speaker 3Oh God, that's why she's shot. No, oh God, a 24-year-old woman from Marrero. How old is she? 24. Shut up, I'm sick of y'all. 20 fair.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 3No, I don't even want to read. No more, go ahead. A 24-year-old woman from Marrero, louisiana, has been charged with second-degree murder following the fatal shooting of her boyfriend during a breakfast dispute. Tiramisu Hubbard allegedly shot 23-year-old Joshua Jones with his own firearm on Sunday morning after oh, he was sleeping erupted over. No, they were fighting over food.
Speaker 1If she got your gun, then you slept. Come on now.
Speaker 3First of all, he ain't sleep. Who would think that somebody gonna shoot them over breakfast?
Speaker 1Why you got your pistol just hanging around.
Speaker 3Who said it was. She probably could have randomly grabbed it. Could yeah that too, my God sir, your scenarios be one-sided. According to the saint john the baptist, parish sheriff's office, hubbard called police to report the incident, claiming the shot was accidental. Yeah right, sure. She stated that the couple had been Arguing over the breakfast she had prepared, which left little food For Jones. She claims they had been Trying to survive On a tight budget, so she probably was like we about to splurge and eat that day and he was like Bitch, put that back.
Speaker 3You know how much Eggs cost.
Speaker 2Aww, she had one too many Pork chops. Yo, you know she smothered Eggs, goss. Aw, she had one too many pork chops.
Speaker 3You know she smothered some pork chops with them. Eggs For breakfast, what?
Speaker 1Pork chops and eggs Louisiana.
Speaker 3Oh shit La.
Speaker 1Bonne Come on Authorities.
Speaker 3arrived at the restaurant what.
Speaker 1Now bacon and pon ton. Bacon.
Speaker 3Is that your Louisiana accent?
Speaker 1Mm-hmm baby.
Speaker 4Please stop.
Speaker 1Not my eggs, baby. Put my eggs down, baby, oh please. Cease and desist. Put my eggs down, baby, oh please.
Speaker 2Cease and desist.
Speaker 3So anyway, tara Masu was in jail. Bang bang baby On a million bond Story over, hey yo.
Speaker 1Moving on. Hey yo Nope. Hey wife, don't shoot me over.
Speaker 3No bacon and shit she should shoot you Over that Fucking accent you just did no.
Speaker 1Really, eggs cost $30 a pack. You better crack one and split that shit. Why, why? Boil that motherfucker and cut it in two, then you should get a devil dig yeah for real. One grit no Aw Bacon fat, not even a bacon. Save it for tomorrow.
Speaker 3You shouldn't even be Eating any of that anyway. Aw, what grits. No, cause of his diabetes, I ain't got diabetes. You just said you did.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was just playing. I don't have diabetes.
Speaker 2I wouldn't put my health on a fucking pocket diabetes so there's an interesting story that brings us back to Florida. We haven't been to Florida in a while we left y'all alone for a long time so we have a little shitty caper going on and there's a couple that has been arrested for shoplifting and they've been nicknamed Mrs Dookie and Mr Clean. So Mrs Dookie, yes, and Mr Clean. So, 57-year-old Tina Joyce and 36-year-old Nekivi Curry allegedly well, not allegedly, really, because they did this shit, but they entered a family dollar store in Mulberry Florida.
Speaker 3Not the Family Dollar.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm. They loaded up a cart with a bunch of cleaning supplies and beer and Joyce decided that part of the plan to get the cart out of the store is she took a shit on the floor to distract the employee on the floor to distract the employee. So the employee was so distracted by her shitting in the middle of the floor that he was able to run out the store with the cart of supplies.
Speaker 3The fact that it says that she decided to drop more than just the prices is killing me right now.
Speaker 2So they Not the smoke. So they fled in a white van Not a brown one, of course. And the community ended up snitching on them and giving up their identity, which led to their arrest. But Curry was already in custody for an unrelated battery investigation. Um, when they got confronted with the surveillance footage, he um, oh damn eventually admitted to his involvement. It didn't sound like us, and that's us. Joyce has 14 prior theft convictions.
Speaker 1This is just yo joyce looked like the, the captain from um. What was that tv show? Joyce for life what is that TV show With the cops, the funny ass cops? What is that TV show?
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Speaker 3Yo, oh my God. Oh, what is it? Something 9-9 or something right.
Speaker 1Something 9-9,.
Speaker 2yeah, oh, I know what you're talking about With Terry Crews.
Speaker 3I know what you're talking about With the ball-headed chief or whatever.
Speaker 1Yeah, she look like him.
Speaker 2Joyce looked like she had a hard life.
Speaker 3Joyce is living a hard life.
Speaker 2And it's only getting harder. But what in the world would lead you to just shit in the middle of it? Looks like she just shit anywhere. Can you imagine being the employee that has to clean that up on your shift Like that's nasty, that's disgusting. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1Like it looks like she just holds her bowels well and goes when to release. It's like a dumbass weapon. I can't believe it. And this dude just look this dumbfounded like how do you think we gonna get away with this? Doogie? That sounds great, tina, let's go.
Speaker 3That sounds great. Tina, let's go.
Speaker 1And his name is Nike V Yo. Like this. This doesn't bode well for us. This is fucking horrible.
Speaker 2Nike V.
Speaker 1I know I'm saying that all wrong.
Speaker 2But I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1It's Nike and V-E-E. I had a question for you, mister oh shit, you want me to answer this for real all right, what would you do? If my son was at home crying all alone you know what?
Speaker 3no, if say, your kids was younger, right, like four or whatever around there, maybe three, just little and they called the cops on you. And the reason why your kid called the cops on you is because you ate the ice cream.
Speaker 1No, they called the police for real and the police showed up. Yeah, hey, I'm whooping his ass, yo. What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2I'll probably go to jail for abuse and now you're going to sit on the floor to distract. Yeah, try to get out the cuffs.
Speaker 3There's audio.
Speaker 1What's that smell?
Speaker 3Doogie. Yo, I would be like come get him, take him to jail, hold on Make sure everything's okay. What'd you do?
Speaker 4Did you call the police? Yeah?
Speaker 1Why I told my mommy to go to jail. Holy shit, why did you tell your mommy to go to?
Speaker 4jail Because I need her.
Speaker 1It's white police officers too. They didn't do anything. I'm surprised.
Speaker 3Why is she being bad to you?
Speaker 1They're some good police officers.
Speaker 3Because her doing silly stuff to me. What's she doing to you?
Speaker 1Just keep on doing it. He said hitting me, did he hit?
Speaker 2you, or is it because you didn't get?
Speaker 1ice cream yet. I didn't get ice cream. Oh, that little lying bastard. Yeah, soon as the cops left. I would have kicked his ass in the head, don't you be, oh my God, in the head.
Speaker 4Start to yell at them.
Speaker 2A police? Yeah, so no calling 911 unless it's a real emergency. Okay, what are you calling for? I need his ice cream, the police, ayo, that is too much.
Speaker 1You know, as soon as the cops left, she was like don't you ever call the motherfucking cops?
Speaker 3That's the truth.
Speaker 2I've had enough of you.
Speaker 1My goddamn ice cream.
Speaker 2That was my Iron man pop.
Speaker 3He was like 9-1-Cop, get this bitch 9-1.
Speaker 1I know he probably didn't even know. Come get her Three years old, poor thing. He going to snitch the rest of his life.
Speaker 2Oh, no, oh no, he's going to be that one co-worker, okay.
Speaker 3I'm going to shut the whole department down. Something missing out the refrigerator when?
Speaker 4the fuck is my lunch. Which one of you bitches ate my food? I called the cops on my mama. I called the cops on your ass. I called the cops on your ass.
Speaker 2Hey yo, you guys like Girl Scout cookies.
Speaker 1I'm waiting for mine. I done ordered shit like three months ago. The fuck is my cookies.
Speaker 2You might not want them. What flavor do you like? Samoans?
Speaker 3Those are good.
Speaker 1Those are the only ones I get. I don't fuck with anything else. Oh, okay, nene.
Speaker 3I like the Samoans. I like the um the lemon, mm-hmm, and the uh, the mint ones.
Speaker 1Don't tell me they taking a shit in a fucking cookie batter.
Speaker 3That's disgusting. No, so good, why would you go that yeah?
Speaker 1You don't ever know. Now these organizations be wild. I don't hear shit about Boy Scout cookies. Boy Scout's probably shut down because all them must have left stations and shit.
Speaker 3They didn't have no Boy Scout cookies, boy Scout.
Speaker 1Boy Scout period is gone. That's because the Scout Roger Bob in the woods.
Speaker 3You know what that's?
Speaker 2because they was so the Girl Scout cookies brand has been hit with a class action lawsuit Shit, I ain't gonna get my cookies Alleging that the cookies contain dangerous heavy metals and pesticides, nigga. So according to Forbes, the class action suit was filed on Monday by a New York resident and other consumers who are requesting at least $5 million in damages for the people who purchased Girl Scout cookies in the United States. So the suit reportedly cites December 2024. There was a study by GMO Science and Moms Across America which tested samples of 25 cookies in three different states. Wait, sorry, let me pause real quick.
Speaker 1So who's sitting at their desk and is like? You know what I need to study?
Speaker 2Moms Across America. I need to study what Girl Scout cookies, be they selling too much.
Speaker 1What's going on? Is it cracking there?
Speaker 3No, they want to make sure what they feed in their children children is safe, so they was like we're going to check these cookies.
Speaker 1So they're going to look at Girl Scout cookies first. Because it's a big major thing Out of everything they're going to go for the Girl Scout cookies.
Speaker 2Because it's going to kids.
Speaker 3That's probably not the only thing they check. Hot Pockets go to kids.
Speaker 1Fucking Lunchables go to kids.
Speaker 3Lunchables should be thrown away.
Speaker 2Capri Suns and shit. Yeah, remember they had that thing on the Capri Suns, yeah they could start anywhere else at a grocery store.
Speaker 3I'm sure they're the ones who figured that shit out.
Speaker 2So evidently, the study showed that it contains this pesticide, glyphosate, and other heavy metals, including aluminum, arsenic, cadmium, lead and mercury yeah, arsenic. So Girl Scouts of USA has not publicly commented on the lawsuit. They previously denied the study's claims and they're arguing that heavy metals occur naturally in the soil.
Speaker 1Wait, what are they getting out?
Speaker 2So they're making our cookies out of soil. Flour. Comes from wheat I'm about to say like not Girl Scout cookie trees just sprout out of the ground.
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Speaker 3No, I'm just saying like no, that's not what I'm saying. They was just making it out of dirt Like they take the dirt and refine the dirt, not refine the dirt.
Speaker 1Oh my God, hold up. So where do they manufacture Girl Scout cookies? In the United States, or do we gotta pay tariffs for our Girl Scout cookies? Oh my God, girl Scout cookies of America get their cookies from China Like that's fucked up. That's fucked up. They're trying to kill us through Girl Scout cookies. That's crazy. That's fucking Yo. Is it just me? It's all right, just me. Whatever, it's just you.
Speaker 2All right bet. So Connecticut is on the map, oh shit.
Speaker 1Boyaka, boyaka.
Speaker 3No, absolutely not.
Speaker 2So a Connecticut man claims that he was held hostage in a room by his own stepmother for two decades, so for 20 years he was held captive by his stepmother, and he as a sex slave.
Speaker 1Sir, I'm sorry. This must be upper Connecticut.
Speaker 2In order to get his freedom. He finally decided that he needed to do something. He got a job To get free. He ended up lighting a house on fire.
Speaker 1He didn't go back to try to open the safe.
Speaker 3Hey yo, oh, my god.
Speaker 1I'm on one with you. I'm sorry, go ahead. I'm on one too.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, go ahead can you imagine, though, like there's been so many stories of people hiding people or keeping people captive in their basements or in their houses? But did you see and you live right next to these people and you just never know like you start to like side eye like, didn't we say that? Everybody around you like your neighbor could have somebody in their basement yeah, and like you just never know, and they out there cutting their grass waving at you talking about hey, how's the weather?
Speaker 3it's great today, isn't that?
Speaker 2yeah, and like little johnny's down in the basement Yelling like bitch you can't hear me.
Speaker 3Help Fucking making conversations, save me.
Speaker 2And he just, he, just, uh, he pushed the lawnmower by the basement window so it can't, so it drowns out the noise.
Speaker 1So she had the, the, the boy, there, since he was 11.
Speaker 3And then was there something in there like the principal of a school. Was it this one? Where he was like I always knew something was crazy and we always sent like social services or something, but they never did anything with that. He went to school.
Speaker 1He ain't a captive. If he could go to school.
Speaker 3No, I think that's no no no, no, oh, I was about to say what? That wasn't the same story. No, I think that was a different one. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2I was about to say no, he was in prison.
Speaker 3No he never left.
Speaker 2No he ain't never left. No he ain't never learned his life.
Speaker 3What was the name? Do you remember? Roach Roach Roach.
Speaker 1With no tongue.
Speaker 3You see Jordan Peele thinking about doing a remake of that.
Speaker 2Oh, really. Oh, that'll be interesting, I know Because Jordan Peele so far. He makes some pretty good movies. Yeah, that'll be dope. It's nice to see his spin on it, right, yeah 20 years.
Speaker 1He was out there for 20 years Since 11? So he's 31?. Anytime in his 20s he ain't had enough muscles to punch this bitch in the face.
Speaker 3She kept him malnourished. You keep him weak. They can't fight you.
Speaker 1He ain't decide to do like push-ups and shit If you malnourished, you keep him weak.
Speaker 3they can't fight you. He ain't decide to do push-ups and shit. If you malnourished, how you gonna do push-ups? You don't have the strength, you don't have no energy because you're not being fed.
Speaker 2Enough. You also have to think of the psychological.
Speaker 1He was a 20-something year with an 11-year-old brain.
Speaker 3Can't count, can't spell.
Speaker 2I mean, hopefully you can't count by 11. You didn't count out 11?.
Speaker 3I was counting major squares at 2. He learned yesterday.
Speaker 2He was like Mommy wow.
Speaker 4Look what I can do. I don't know, that's wild.
Speaker 2Check your neighbor's basements.
Speaker 3Don't do that. You're going to be down there. You're going to be stuck too, Fuck around and find out if you want to. I knew somebody was down here.
Speaker 2Now you fucking stuck Now. Y'all both malnourished, you're fed beets and shit, beets what? Why beets?
Speaker 3I know why did you choose that? It's a vegetable, ain't it? They're very nutritional. Nutritionist Yo.
Speaker 1You stuck in somebody's basement right now.
Speaker 3I should. I should be stuck in somebody's basement.
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 1Speech.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 3Give me more beats. Did y'all hear about the former Invoke member, dawn Robinson, going on Social media Telling everybody About her car she was living in?
Speaker 1her car. For what? Three years? Yeah, I wonder what kind of car it was. It was like she had space to like. Was it like a van? Or was it like a car? She had to sleep in the back seat. It was a Fiat.
Speaker 3No, she slept in the backseat. She said it it's cold, did? You just say a Fiat, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1You ain't got no space to stretch out Yo. Your back got to be fucking hurting yo, unless she's like 4'11".
Speaker 3She not tall? I don't think she's 4'11".
Speaker 4No, I know she's not 4'11", but I'm saying she's not tall, never going to get it, never going to get it.
Speaker 1She never got a house. That's not nice.
Speaker 3First of all, she never really said that she was poor what they put out. I'm so sorry. I'm trying to get past it. You have to actually listen to, Because she has a whole YouTube channel where she's documenting herself or whatever.
Speaker 1Sean you okay.
Speaker 3And she explains why she's living in a car.
Speaker 5Okay, so this is a choice? Yes, it was a choice.
Speaker 3Okay good, yeah, and it's crazy how everybody's spending, because Jermaine Dupri came in and talked about oh, she talked about she got an assistant. Yeah, she clearly said she does have an assistant. Yeah, but she's not asking anybody for help, she's just telling her story. And he's on there talking about like oh she, she not broke when she said she had an assistant. She lost me at that point and it's like y'all did a whole bunch of editing of her.
Speaker 2Of the video.
Speaker 3Of the video Of her video to make it sound like she's out here begging for help, and that's not. I actually sat and listened to her whole.
Speaker 1She probably saved $18 million by doing that shit. I mean you ain't got to pay bill, you ain't got to pay gas. Make doing that shit. I mean you ain't got to pay bill and you got to pay gas.
Speaker 3Make sure you don't, you know, get that exhaust inside the car. So we just don't move on like this. Hey, yo Can't even talk to you.
Speaker 1She could drive to warm locations during the winter time. She doesn't have to freeze. So imagine how much you know sightseeing she did. Why are you like that? She is living the life. Why are you like that?
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1That's perfect, man.
Speaker 2So you're going to pack your kids up?
Speaker 1and Well, no, not with kids, at least she ain't doing it with the kids. She had a child, so she goes to gas stops to wash up or some shit. Where did she go to shower, or did she just wipe up? She has to go to some kind of. She ain't never go to a hotel. I didn't listen to her soliloquy on why she's doing it, so I'm not going to sit here and judge and say whatever.
Speaker 3But you just judged.
Speaker 1I'm not sit here and judge and say whatever, but she just judged. No, I'm not. I'm just saying like, is it is? Is it her living in her car? And like or is she like going to a hotel sometimes to wash up?
Speaker 3whatever she doesn't say, that she doesn't go into detail of what she's actually like. Who needs to know if she's going to bathe or not?
Speaker 1like she's just telling her story. On a point in detail, if you're gonna be living in your car for three years, I don't think it is people think like and people are gonna think what they want to think right, you're right, so why?
Speaker 3are you going to even have to sit there and defend yourself? That's her saying that in this whole thing and she's like I wonder if she brought anybody home in them three years you can hold my nerves.
Speaker 2Imagine if she does Uber.
Speaker 3Welcome to my humble abode. That's her having company over. Welcome to my humble abode.
Speaker 1Don't sit there. That's my bed. That's horrible. Refer to the tagline Well, I'm good for her, I think, if it's something that she was like experimenting.
Speaker 3She said it's something for her mentally. Yeah, I think that's perfect. She's exploring her.
Speaker 2Maybe like if she has like a date over and she feeds the date like someone else's Uber Eats order Yo.
Speaker 3Not trusting his bitches out here. Uber, shut the fuck up we started lift meals.
Speaker 1Don't even got that I was about to say what lift me. She's making that shit up. No, why not? Why not just get a trailer or something and have the car on the back? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Because if you get a trailer, technically that's property you still have to pay to have that on whatever land you're going to be on In the car. If someone's like, hey, you're on my lawn, she can speed off.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly that's what I'm saying. She can get away every time A couple hours of sleep and she couldn't sleep all through the night. I know she had to be Come on.
Speaker 4Well, you wrecked my lilies. My petunias, my petunias, not my sunflower seeds.
Speaker 3You didn't like the voice.
Speaker 2The sunflower seeds. My sunflowers, I mean she up here. They ran over her bag of David's sunflower seeds.
Speaker 1Because all the shells she done spit out, just sitting there shaking them in her hand, like the fuck, just sitting there shaking them in her hand.
Speaker 3Like the fuck.
Speaker 1Fucking sunflower seeds.
Speaker 4Oh my God.
Speaker 1Yo, you know, you ghetto as shit.
Speaker 3No, I am not ghetto.
Speaker 1She the night ghetto-ness. You got sunflower seeds with no salt.
Speaker 3The night ghetto is just crazy.
Speaker 2Well, I truly hope she's okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think she's fine, Because she should still be receiving residuals.
Speaker 3Yeah from and remember she was also in another group too, with Raphael Sadiq. What was that group called? Sunflower Seeds? Never going to tony, no, I can't remember.
Speaker 4It'll come to me later, but whatever, the jordashians, the jordashians is crazy you're wild for that.
Speaker 3That was so unnecessary. Door dashing, fucking door dashing dawn and the door dashing.
Speaker 2Did y'all see this? 76?
Speaker 1Holy shit, alright, alright Yo.
Speaker 2Did y'all see this 76 year old Ethiopian woman that has recently?
Speaker 4Never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Speaker 2Oh my.
Speaker 4God.
Speaker 2She recently gave birth to her first child. How old? 76 years old. So.
Speaker 3Coming down that old-ass canal.
Speaker 2Medin.
Speaker 4Yo. Yo Medin, yo, it just come out all this sand.
Speaker 2It was like the doctor's, like nurse, get the dustpan. Oh my god, he cut the cord and it just disintegrated. He's like well, you obviously Were surviving for two decades and then it was malnourished.
Speaker 3That baby came out. I was like what the fuck? Oh my god.
Speaker 4That baby came out. I remember I'm sorry For three years. I never got too far.
Speaker 1Oh shit.
Speaker 2Not saying it on the face though. So Medine Hagos, I'm assuming pretty uh pronouncing her name, right, yeah she shared her journey um of motherhood with local media, describing that her conception was nothing short of a miracle. She says that she was not convinced at all.
Speaker 2When she's 70 what she was told, that she had conceived 76, oh wow, was fucking. Many people in her family also found it hard to believe that nothing is impossible for the holy savior she says. So reports indicate that, if verified, she could be the oldest mother ever recorded at the time of childbirth, potentially surpassing the current record of 73. So there was another old, nasty bitch around here somewhere Me.
Speaker 3Did you say you?
Speaker 1I said me. I didn't want to say the other me, I just stopped.
Speaker 3Because you appreciate your life. I do.
Speaker 2I'm going to say she look good for her age though. Oh, it is a picture of her.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm, boom bop.
Speaker 2I mean Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3I mean Mm-hmm, you mean yeah.
Speaker 2What makes you want to have a child? Well, she claims that it was a surprise to her, but oh, this her Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1It look like she about to kill over the mom.
Speaker 2No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1It's just like she's struggling holding that baby.
Speaker 3Hey yo Don dashed that baby to her.
Speaker 2Don dashed that baby to her when you have a baby at 76.
Speaker 1Don dashed that baby to her son.
Speaker 2I was trying to move past that.
Speaker 4Not my baby.
Speaker 3In my car.
Speaker 2Oh shit If you have a baby at 76, by the time that baby graduates high school. You're probably May not be here, well.
Speaker 1Okay that baby graduates high school, you probably may not be here. Well, okay, who's the father and why he decide to fuck at like 75?
Speaker 2I don't know, but like if your baby graduated at 18.
Speaker 1Unless she did like insemination Like a turkey baster.
Speaker 2Who's inseminating the 76 year old? She was nasty, but if your child graduates at 18, she still had work. You're 94, like the chances that you're still here.
Speaker 1Yeah is very slim that baby gonna get to like 5 and be like mommy.
Speaker 3The fact that she hasn't had menopause yet, or she probably got that faulty menopause.
Speaker 2How does a five-year-old orchestrate a funeral and has to write an obituary and stuff. This is crazy.
Speaker 3They just called 911 because she ate the ice cream.
Speaker 2Who's responsible now for this child? The father?
Speaker 1Who the father Jesus. Don't do that to Jesus, she claim an immaculate conception or something.
Speaker 2She's saying it's a miracle that this happened. She says that she was surprised when she found out she was pregnant.
Speaker 3I'm sure she was surprised because that bitch probably was like my ovaries is dead.
Speaker 1Wait.
Speaker 3How is my egg still producing?
Speaker 1Wait, is she saying she didn't have sex to have this baby?
Speaker 3No, I don't think that's what she's saying. No, that's not what she's saying. I'm saying she knows she's old as fuck that she got pregnant. She's surprised that she got pregnant.
Speaker 1Oh, so she had sex, so she was throwing it back. It was like none of my tubes work.
Speaker 2This shit dries. It doesn't. And she's saying it's a miracle that this happened, because when they told her she was pregnant she didn't believe it. She's like there's no way in the world she fucked somebody with super sperm. She's like when I cough dust comes out like I. There's no way in the world something's surviving in there and it did. But it could be based on her diet. It could be based on she could be active. Well, we know she active Dust.
Speaker 3Call from where I put a baby drinking powdered milk.
Speaker 2It's not drinking Simrelax Because mama can't move, mama tired.
Speaker 3That baby drinking is sure.
Speaker 1Drinking grit grains.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 4What the fuck.
Speaker 2Grit grains.
Speaker 4I'm sorry.
Speaker 1Holy shit Grit grain Well congratulations To your newborn baby.
Speaker 3No congratulations.
Speaker 1To your newborn baby.
Speaker 3You can't say that After grit grain.
Speaker 2I just feel bad For the child, I mean.
Speaker 3Cause it ain't gonna have no mommy or daddy when you grow up.
Speaker 1I mean she might have complications while giving birth.
Speaker 3No, she gave birth she gave birth already.
Speaker 1Yeah, she actually pushed out smooth. I told you it went. You said this is in Ethiopia.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what I said, you know, based on, like whatever diet. They probably have mad doctors over there. What you know, what See? I have a question If someone offered you a million dollars to watch the same movie for 24 hours straight, one, could you do it? And two, what movie would you choose?
Speaker 1Oh, I fucking love that question harry pratt and the deathly hallows for 24 hours. Watch the same movie over and over I can, and it will be pulp fiction okay, I fucking love that movie will be Pulp Fiction.
Speaker 1Okay, I fucking love that movie and there's always like some kind of something you're gonna find in that movie. I wouldn't mind watching that over again. But if I had a second choice, it would be any Marvel movie. I can't say that. No, it would probably be like the Infinity War, the Infinity Saga, like the Endgame. I'll probably watch Endgame more than Infinity.
Speaker 2Did you like Endgame better than Infinity?
Speaker 1Um no, I like Infinity better, but I like the conclusion of Endgame. I will watch that over and over. I just like the part when he thinks everything seems just dismal and he was like hey, cat on your left, and that shit, everybody just start coming through. I could watch that shit over and over again. And then Thor yelling giving that war cry before he was like ah, he was like I was in Germany in December, thor yelling giving that war cry before he was like ah, he was like it's in June, december. He gave me that war cry. I would watch that over and over again. So I would say Endgame.
Speaker 2Okay, I would. Mine was going to be Harry Potter. Goblet of Fire. That's my favorite. Harry Potter Is that the one where it was like that's my father Harry, that's my favorite.
Speaker 1Harry Potter movie. That's my boy.
Speaker 2Yeah, because they go through all the games and shit he got giggly knees and that's where everything essentially sort of takes off. Yeah, is when Voldemort is finally.
Speaker 3Proving that he's actually back.
Speaker 2Proving that he's alive. Yeah, and now the series events that happens after that kind of.
Speaker 3I battled between that and Half-Blood Prince. I love that book. I didn't like the movie. I liked the book.
Speaker 1The book was everything I think all the books are really better.
Speaker 2But again, snape always played the actor always played his role in that one and since the Harry Potter movies are like three hours and some change it anyway, yeah.
Speaker 3It takes up the 24 hours to go by so fast. You're right.
Speaker 2You're right about that. I figured like it's either that or like a Star Wars movie, like you're going to be watching it for a while, so you can just.
Speaker 1I can watch a Star Wars movie.
Speaker 2I can more. Star Wars, star Wars, more Star Wars. That's that porn he be watching. Star Wars Skywalker.
Speaker 1This is with a bunch of pregnant 76-year-old Ethiopians.
Speaker 4Talk about whoa whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 1Dawn Dashing and shit.
Speaker 3Dawn Dashing and babies.
Speaker 1Yo Yo, I'm lying, I could probably do Star Trek too. Yeah, star Trek, the new ones, I fucking love those movies.
Speaker 3I'd have to say that I actually like those as well, yeah.
Speaker 1I'll take this first one. On the second one. The third one is okay, but it's not better than the first one. On the second one that's the first movie. I know the sequel was as good as the first one. Yeah, the third one it's. It was alright, but it was lackluster yeah you just didn't do it for me in that movie too.
Speaker 3Oh, you know what I watched. Did you see Gladiator 2 yet?
Speaker 2I have not watched it yet. I'm so behind. Yeah, I haven't watched it yet. Oh my God.
Speaker 3Yeah, like at first, like when you're watching it, it's like okay, but then it just.
Speaker 1Do I know how it ended it? I think I watched it and fell. I don't know how it ended.
Speaker 3It was good. It was good, I liked it.
Speaker 2Right now I'm just stuck on watching White Lotus and Wheel of Time has come back on. I need to still finish.
Speaker 3I only got half midway through fucking Wheel of Time. First episode.
Speaker 2First episode was like an Avengers film. It started off like a bang. I was in it.
Speaker 3Then my husband came home and I couldn't focus anymore, so I was like, let me turn this shit off. I'll watch it later.
Speaker 1Wheel of. Time I think I started watching it.
Speaker 2I thought you started like last season. I thought you did.
Speaker 3I think I did. Yeah, I thought so too.
Speaker 1Is this like the show version of?
Speaker 2Their books.
Speaker 1Yeah, but it was like based off of an actual movie or something, or am I confusing this with something else?
Speaker 3Was there a Wheel of Time movie.
Speaker 1Not that I know of. I think I'm confusing it with something else. Oh, I think I know what you're talking about With the bear, and oh, I know what you're talking about what?
Speaker 3was that.
Speaker 2You're talking about With the bear. Oh, I know what you're talking about. What was that You're talking about?
Speaker 3That show never came back out.
Speaker 2You're talking about.
Speaker 1It was going through like Dimensions or some shit like that.
Speaker 3Yep.
Speaker 1This is not Wheel of Time that we're talking about.
Speaker 3No, no yeah.
Speaker 1This is something different. What?
Speaker 3was the name of that show.
Speaker 1That was a good show too. That was a movie that that one, it was like based off a movie, right, yeah, it was like the girl.
Speaker 2It was a book, they made a movie. The movie didn't do so great so they never made. Um the sequel, yeah, and then they ended up making the show.
Speaker 1Remember what that was, but yeah, that was really good. I'm trying to remember. So I I think I'm confusing that with the will of time yeah, yeah, the will of time was just a series. Oh wait, is that the one where they're trying to figure out who the Sorcerer Supreme is, or some shit like that?
Speaker 3Not the Sorcerer.
Speaker 1Supreme. Yeah, or something like that. Yeah, and the first season they ended up defeating the people on the castle bridge or some shit like that. Yes, okay, oh, sure that came back around. I watched that in pieces.
Speaker 2The Golden Compass.
Speaker 1The.
Speaker 2Golden.
Speaker 3Compass yes. That's the one with the bear that was a dope ass show, did they cancel it?
Speaker 2No, it went off.
Speaker 1You know what I started watching.
When Kids Call the Police
Speaker 3I hate when they do that shit Fucking Dear Devil Born Again.
Speaker 2I have not started watching that yet.
Speaker 1Fucking. So I made sure I went back to watch the old Dear Devil shows and man, it's good, it's so good. And then the new adaptation of it with the born again.
Speaker 3It makes sense oh, it ties everything together, oh yeah, I have to start watching it. It is good, yo, and I never was like I never watched the fucking daredevil shit oh no no, and then I ended up watching it, so I could watch the newer one, and it's good right. Yeah it's pretty good.
Speaker 1It got to a point where I figured out they created a Punisher series. Now I want to dive into the Punisher series. I like the actor that plays Punisher too. It's a fucking dude from Walking Dead.
Speaker 3I wish I got into it back then.
Speaker 1Punisher too there's a fucking dude from Walking Dead. I wish I had got into it back day, yeah, but it's. You know, I was just like, but I did watch the Defenders and Iron Fist.
Speaker 2I did too.
Speaker 1Yeah, I watched all of those.
Speaker 3Those is good. I didn't even like Iron Fist.
Speaker 1So I never finished it.
Speaker 3I was weird, I I didn't like how they made the character, but towards the end I was like I deal with his quirky clown ass, and if you guys haven't seen, you need to check out Paradise. Paradise. Oh my God, it is so good, it is so good.
Speaker 1I am so happy you watched that show. It's a good show. You you just it. By now people should have seen it. But if you haven't, I'll try not to spoil it for you. But I tell you this they give you the. It's subliminally, it's almost like subliminally putting the answer in your face that you just don't know is the answer until you watch the last episode. And it's so fucked. It's real wit, oh my God. Well written. The actors are fucking great. He's been locked in a basement for two decades.
Speaker 1They put these big ass shoes on this girl. Anybody peep the shoes, the heels.
Speaker 2I never really focused.
Speaker 1The black chick. No, so when the main guy, the black guy and the therapist was walking through the oh, you're talking about the therapist's shoes, the heels was hanging off of her.
Speaker 3I didn't pay much attention to it.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's crazy as she was walking like you could see the space between the back of the heel and her foot.
Speaker 3You have an obsession with people's feet and how big they are. It was obvious.
Speaker 1I didn't see it. It was obvious I had to run it back. Is she just sliding in them bitches?
Speaker 3It's like this bitch got on skis, no this shit's as big as fuck, bro.
Speaker 1It was just me, maybe it was just me, it was just you. But I guarantee you y'all go back and look at that episode and see her walking through the grapevines with that big ass-. Get out of here Big ass shoes, but that's a great show. If y'all haven't seen Paradise please it is a good show you should Please check it out. It's on Apple. Is it on Apple? No, it's on Prime. Apple or Prime. No, it's not Apple. Prime, no Hulu.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, it's on Hulu, yeah, hulu.
Speaker 1You know what I'm getting mixed up? Because Severance is on. Apple and Severance is a fucking good show.
Speaker 2I think I started watching that and then I haven't.
Speaker 3It's just slow Very very slow.
Speaker 1So the first season gets you like, it draws you in.
Speaker 3But it isn't slow.
Speaker 1It picks up towards the end, though, because you're trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. But the concept is you have a person who went through a trauma and is trying not to remember the trauma. So their job is to go to work for this company and it cuts them off from their regular reality of life. So it's technically one person but two personalities. So as soon as you go to work and you go down this elevator, they implanted something in your brain that switches off the person on the outside to your work inside. So the person that works in the office has no idea about the person outside of the office. Oh wow. And vice versa and vice versa. So it's technically, two different people in one body, yeah, and so the people inside. Technically, two different people in one body, yeah, and so the people inside.
Speaker 2I have two people in one body.
Girl Scout Cookies Lawsuit
Speaker 1Yeah, but that's called, but that's the concept.
Speaker 3So it's a good show.
Speaker 1It definitely starts off slow yeah based on that, you kind of get intrigued on what's going on and it just pulls you deeper and deeper into this world of holy shit. What if you know what I'm saying? And the second season just gets even better. So I think it's slow. It does start off slow, but I think the slow list is purposeful because you have to take in the information to understand what's happening.
Speaker 2Shows like that I have to watch on the weekend. Yes, you have to take in the information to understand what's happening shows like that I have to watch on the weekend.
Speaker 1Yes, you have to, because I have to be able to invest and wanting to sit through it because you, you don't, because if you look away, yeah, and not give your full attention, you're not going to understand what's going on and you're going to lose and lose, uh, your focus on it and it's like I don't really to, I don't know what the fuck is going on. You know what I mean. So, yeah, you have to really sit down with that. It's almost like the Matrix. If you don't really watch the Matrix like that, I'm going to have to pick it back up.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's really good. It's really good. Any other shows?
Speaker 3What that show? I just want that to hurry up and come back out the one I put you on to, where they drew the circle outline of their town and if you cross the line your body does some crazy shit. Wait what? What was the name of that?
Speaker 1The Dome. No, no, not the Dome.
Speaker 2What the hell, oh my goodness, I forgot about that show.
Speaker 3That was on Apple right.
Speaker 2I think so. It's not Silo.
Speaker 3Oh, that's a good show. That's a good deal. Sorry, you ever watch Silo. No, I got bad teeth. Is it on its third season?
Speaker 1or is it second season? No, this is its second season. Yeah, second season.
Speaker 3I tell you what.
Speaker 2I tell you what I tell you what?
Speaker 1no, you would think. You would think that after the first season yeah, it's only only two seasons yeah, that the writing for the show will be like go off somewhere, cause I think it's. This was a time around where the the, they had the writers uh, strike, strike and shit like that. But the way this show came back on season two, the writing on this thing has been phenomenal, oh phenomenal. And the way it ends on season two, it just makes you want more, it's so good.
Speaker 2I agree with you, I feel like I started that one too, because whenever I go back into the app and I see the ones that they're still waiting for me and the crazy thing is season one, you would think, because they got this prominent actor that's in season one that you think is going to be there, Jasmine Guy.
Speaker 1Yes, no, you won't, you're short, but you think they're going to be there for a long time. And then boom, they're gone and the protagonist, or the antagonist, is like the head of the show. You're like I did not expect her to be, and it's fucking great. I'll spoil it a little later. It's fucking great. I'll explain a little later.
Speaker 3It's fucking great, right, I'm not telling you who it is, but I'm saying, sir, I hate to ask about a show to you because you would fucking tell a whole fucking story.
Speaker 1Well, I mean, it's been out for a while, so if you haven't seen it, well, but don't take my word for it. Watch it for yourself, because there's so many other things about it that you know what I said is not going to matter. So that's a good show. Silo, check that out. All right, what do? We got your favorite part of the show, my favorite part of the show it's working with this thing.
Speaker 4It's working with Mr. It's working with Mr.
Speaker 2It's working with Mr.
Speaker 3Hey, y'all, hey, it's working with Mr.
Speaker 1It's working with Mr All right. It should have been prepared already. Let's go ahead and grab these All right Question Are you the type of person that would ignore hints on purpose so you can speak up and be direct like a dope? So they can speak up and be direct like a dope. So when you talk to somebody and they just keep dropping hints about something, do you ignore that so they can just speak up and be direct?
Speaker 2I absolutely do. I absolutely do.
Speaker 1And I think that's what I was talking about earlier, because I think that's how my family talks and hints and it's like okay, like what do you want to say? But I think I've ignored them, but ignored them in the wrong way.
Speaker 2Okay, see, I thought they were being open about stuff. No, they don't.
Speaker 1It wasn't factual information it's that too, and so it's like the information to provide is is sugar-coated, underlined with other stuff that you know, like you know the truth, and then it's like then it's like hints to things, like even when I get texts it's like hey, you know, I'm just gonna say it. So it was like hey, uh, we're coming up for thanksgiving, uh, plan something. Because we're coming up and it's like all right, bet, whatever. And it's like we, when you know is she was supposed to be by herself. And it's like we who, I don't fuck with that nigga you, you ain't bringing no, so it's shit like that. It's like nah, so you know, and it's that with everybody. So I can't stand that shit. But sometimes I'll just be like I know what you're talking about. I ain't going to address it, but I know what you're talking about and I know you're hiding it, but I'm just here to listen.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I hate when people beat bushes and so like how about they beat bushes Either with a stick either you get pushed in, come right out with it or like just don't talk to me because that annoys me.
Speaker 3It really does annoy me when I'm so ignoring him.
Speaker 2Don't look over there Next gem. Yeah, I'm not ignoring him. Yeah, don't look over there next next gem.
Speaker 3yeah, nini you ain't, I'm not answering shit you don't ignore hints okay y'all don't understand when people talk to me.
Speaker 1Sean ain't know how I deal with people do you think, alright, I'm gonna put a gender on this, but it's not really gender specific. But the Jim says it, we're gender neutral. It says do you like a man who cooks? A man who cooks is attractive. A man who does the dishes is irresistible. What do that stand to you about your person? What Do you think a man that cooks is attractive? And do you think a man that washes dishes is irresistible? Because that's the gym. That's what they said.
Speaker 3I get where they're trying to go with it. But if we're being actual, you can have a man who's a complete dick and be abusive and will cook for you and wash the dishes.
Speaker 1That don't mean shit You're so sexy, that don't mean shit. The way he beats me after he cooks. Right, that steak was delicious and that black eye is coming, oh my God, that is coming.
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 1That's crazy. Oh my God. I am so sorry for anybody who's getting punished right now. Oh my God, I mean. You know what the fuck I'm talking about Next jam.
Speaker 3Ain't no more.
Speaker 1Here's the funny thing I cook and clean at the same time. I can't cook and leave the cooked dishes that I cooked with on the stove Do you beat the shit out of your wife after With my dick. Oh no, I'm sorry. Oh my God.
Speaker 2I said that mad. So I think the overall concept of someone I like the professional place Someone.
Speaker 1The professor Cooking and cleaning.
Speaker 2It is an attractive quality that I find. Yeah, I actually. Do you find it attractive? Yeah, I do. Do you find it irresistible? Nah, that's a stretch.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's a big ass stretch.
Speaker 2I can resist it is.
Speaker 1You know it's funny. It's like there's not a gym that says, oh my god, you washed that plastic cup. I'm so wet like it's funny, like there's not a gym that says a woman that cooks is attractive because, and a woman that cooks? The assumption yeah that's why I kind of said it like that, because it's like you should be doing that shit like nah, you know what I'm saying and that's the thing.
Speaker 3That's that phrase I hate. Yeah, like you should be, you should be doing it. It's like no, the fuck I shouldn't. I don't have to do this shit. I choose to do it because that's what I want to do, right.
Speaker 1Like cause motherfuckers be eating dominoes every goddamn night? To the shit, yeah, so all right. Um, here's another one. How do you stand on this one? No, they say. If a relationship isn't, they said a relationship isn't always 50, 50. Some days a person will struggle. You suck it up and pick up that 80-20 because they need you. That's love.
Speaker 2You equate that with love, like you picking up the slack when your person is down Right.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I think it's simple as that.
Speaker 3That's where that phrase that's what you should do comes in Right.
Speaker 2Why would you want to see your person struggle? Because it's a lot of people that want to see their person struggle.
Speaker 1I see you struggling, but you're 50% of what you need to and that's horrible. That's fucked up, bitch. Where's your bill? Money, man, I don't give a fuck if you're depressed.
Speaker 3And wash those dishes.
Speaker 1That's you depressed and wash those dishes.
Speaker 3Like that's crazy. No, but that's real shit though. And imagine if they're 76 and pregnant, getting your baby dawn dashed, dawn dashed.
Speaker 1You just bump your head With grit green and that's our jam. Grit green that was easy and simple. The mom got the bomb Went out. We got any listener questions. We got any listening questions. We got any fan mail. It's dry out here, y'all. Come on now.
Speaker 2Speak for yourself.
Speaker 1Oh shit, Hit us up with some questions. Let us know something. Let us know something. I know we still got our donations in the middle of our cast. If we're still working on some donations, it would still be helpful. We working on what we working on trying to get to our second season. I don't know why you even said that.
Speaker 3He said donations. I just wanted to know what that was.
Speaker 1Donations donations Potato potato no no, no.
Speaker 3You tried it.
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Speaker 2Not so much.
Speaker 1And that's our tips. We are still asking for donations. It's not required, it's helpful. We have some of the equipment we're looking for. We're trying to move to our second season, so anything will help. But we are moving slowly to our next thing. Y'all can jump in anytime, anytime. Help a brother out, help a brother out, yo yeah, but yeah Later, anything y'all got, y'all ain't got.
Speaker 3No follow up, no words, no nothing words of encouragement guys, don't live in your car, don't be a dog, dasher alright, love y'all later.
Speaker 5See y'all later bye, alright, love y'all Later. Bye, outro Music.
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