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Episode 076: TF Trick Daddy say!?!?
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Whitney Houston's iconic lyrics set the perfect backdrop for our Women's Month celebration, but don't let the upbeat opening fool you – this episode quickly dives into the messy reality of family funerals, betrayal, and bizarre headlines that'll make your jaw drop.
When one host reveals the aftermath of his father's funeral, complete with a sibling who talked big game but delivered nothing, we all witness a masterclass in "finding out" after "messing around." Picture this: funeral attendees showing up to a non-existent repass while our host enjoys hibachi and ice cream. Sweet, sweet karma.
Just when you think human behavior couldn't be more shocking, we explore the case of a Utah nurse who convinced her friend she had cancer for FIVE YEARS – all to collect life insurance money that didn't actually exist. The elaborate deception raises disturbing questions about trust and how far some people will go for financial gain.
The conversation shifts to viral videos capturing shocking moments – like a coach yanking a player's hair – and whether our societal shift toward documentation rather than intervention is helping or hurting us. And don't get us started on Trick Daddy's controversial dating comments that had us all questioning his priorities and judgment.
Perhaps most thought-provoking is our discussion of Walker Flocka's declaration that he'd save his wife over his child in an emergency. This impossible hypothetical divides not just our hosts but likely our listeners too, revealing deep beliefs about family bonds, priorities, and self-preservation.
Between heated debates, personal revelations, and our signature "Dropping Gems" wisdom, this episode captures exactly why our unfiltered perspective keeps you coming back for more. Join us at the Table – where reservation is always denied for those who can't handle real talk.
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Episode Introduction & Women's Month
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Funeral Drama Update
Speaker 1What is going on? Plus Ones, how y'all doing out there. I'm glad y'all doing good. Hope y'all doing good. If you're not, let us know we're not. Oh my god, Nene Sean, what's up?
Speaker 2Hey guys.
Speaker 1What's going on? Hi, we back at it again. How was everyone's week Week end? We back at it again.
Speaker 2How was everyone's week weekend? It was actually really good. It was relaxing. Wow, I had some days off. Nice Wait why I had an affair.
Speaker 1Let's dive deep in that affair. What happened?
Speaker 2I'm engaged now.
Speaker 1Oh wow um oh wait, whoa, whoa congratulations. So do their wife know, yo nini don't give me that look. So no, seriously, no, no seriously, no, you, you seriously engaged.
Speaker 2I mean like yeah, I had an affair and I'm now with the new person.
Speaker 1Really yeah, wow, is it a person for real, it's a mattress you got a new mattress.
Speaker 2I fell in love with my mattress all over again, and you know you know what?
Speaker 1I can't wait to have that type of affair. I need a new mattress.
Speaker 2Badly, badly and I stole that mattress from the box spring.
Speaker 1You did so, you was just enjoying Badly, and I stole that mattress from the box spring. You did Mm-hmm, so you was just enjoying.
Speaker 2Enjoying all my post-opedic.
Speaker 1I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 2So you had a relaxing, I did. I had a really relaxing week. It was very nice. Good, I got to just lounge and be stress-free. Good, not have to worry about much.
Speaker 1Good, that's good. Nene, what about you?
Speaker 3He had his ups and downs.
Speaker 1So it was a week. It was a week. That's good, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 3And you Okay so You're sitting there waiting like hurry up guys.
Speaker 1Get your shit out, because I got to get my shit out. If everybody remembers, last episode, I kind of gave you the kind of rundown of what happened prior to my father's funeral and how someone decided to cuss me out for taking care of everything or something, something along that, that. Along along those lines, hey, yo, and I think I believe I said I end up just canceling everything I paid for, which almost was the funeral itself. Um, but I didn't cancel the funeral. The funeral, the service was a beautiful thing, but I did cancel the repass and the catering for the repass. So the funeral actually happened on wednesday when our last episode dropped. So that should have caught you up to what I'm talking about. Now. Go to the funeral um, almost, almost lost it in the funeral, almost shut that shit down. My brother's wife almost put a battery in my back so I almost started verbally shutting shit down.
Speaker 2No cops were called.
Speaker 1No cops were called because that bitch stayed far away from me and her mother.
Speaker 2Sibling.
Speaker 1My wife held me down. My wife held me down, made sure I wasn't. I wasn't going too crazy, but from what you know, I'm not gonna get into too much detail she's a good man, savannah that that phrase did happen. That phrase was used, uh, one time in the, you know, when people was giving a reflect, uh, reflections.
Speaker 1Um, I didn't get up and give a reflection they said that whole phrase for real yeah, well, not savannah, they was like, but he's a good man type of thing and I was just wondering what the fuck, what, who the fuck they was talking about. But I had a chance to go up there and kind of give my reflections, but I didn't want to because I was. I didn't want to bring the thing down. So but to my understanding, after we went to the burial and everybody was asking me about the repass, I was referring them to my sister. As I said I was, I was gonna, she want to talk to shit, she, she wanted to take control. I canceled it. Hopefully she had more than enough time to book a spot, get catering and whatever. So everybody's coming up to me hey, where's Repass? Repass is supposed to be here. And I was like refer to said sibling, refer to her, refer to her. And then once they finished reading, and it was like hey, like, hey, everybody gotta get out of here so we can put the casket in the ground.
Speaker 1Me, my wife, my family jumped in the car, went to Hibachi's. We went to Hibachi's they're chefing it up and we're enjoying our food. And we was like alright, cool, hibachi's over. My son was like hey, let's go to Sweet Frog. Alright, bet we go to Sweet Frog. All right, bet we going to Sweet Frog and getting ice cream, getting the toppings, and we is chilling. You would have never thought y'all just left for funeral, you damn right. We is just chilling and I get a phone call and it's like hey, uh, oh, hey mister, hey mister.
Speaker 1Hey, mister hey mister, everybody, everybody is at the repass location, everybody's here. Everybody showed up and I was like, yeah, and Me and my family's out to dinner Sibling. They was like so the sibling showed up, she showed up, she showed up, and the first thing out of her mouth was oh, I didn't think he was serious.
Speaker 2Get out of here F-A-F-O. So wait, I didn't think he was serious.
Speaker 1What am I going to do in three days? That's what I heard. That she said Wow, that's that's what I heard. That she said oh wow, my brother who who was a part of this group chat that she was cussing me out in, and the wife who actually read it, read the group chat understood that I wasn't. I was standing on business, I ain't, I ain't canceling all this shit. So everybody knew within a week prior to this funeral that canceled all this shit. Refer to her. So now she's like oh my god, I didn't think he was serious and everybody's showing up looking at her and I'm eating sweet frog chili. So that is a quick little update. There was so much more, but I'm just going to keep it that short. But yeah, don't fuck with me.
Speaker 3That shit was fucking hilarious. Yeah short, but yeah, yeah, don't fuck with me. I guess I fucked around and found out there you go.
Speaker 1That shit was fucking hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's so much more, but I don't even get into it. What is going on?
Nurse's Cancer Deception Scheme
Speaker 3in the world today too much stupid shit. Too much, it really is way too much stupid shit. It Too much, it really is Way too much stupid shit.
Speaker 2It really, really is.
Speaker 3Oh my god.
Speaker 2Did you guys see that Utah, that nurse from Utah, that Utah. That Utah. So, according to NBC News, a 47-year-old nurse, megan Randall Sunwall Sunwall, is sitting in jail right now.
Speaker 3Oh, that's that.
Speaker 2So she, well, I'll say allegedly, allegedly okay. Now even though her ass is sitting in jail. Okay, she convinced her 38-year-old friend, casey Lentieri, that she was battling cancer. So it turns out Megan made it all up, so she was having money problems and she created this elaborate ass scheme because she was trying to get her friend's life insurance policy of one point five million dollars and so I got so many questions.
Speaker 3I'm assuming her friend must have appointed her as a beneficiary. Well, no, I know.
Speaker 1I read the story. I didn't, so I can't wait to hear this shit.
Speaker 2So they found like 28,000 text messages between the two of them, going all the way back to 2019. And this girl truly believed the lie, um, and so she was. I'm talking to her about helping her out, um, and about her money troubles, and that it will be solved when she got her life insurance payout and wait who had the like.
Speaker 1So the friend that was Helping the liar had a life insurance Of one point something million dollars.
Speaker 3She wasn't helping the liar. The liar was Claiming to help her Right, giving her treatments, yeah.
Speaker 2She was giving her treatments for a cancer that didn't exist.
Speaker 1Right. Wait, I'm so confused.
Speaker 3She convinced her friend that her friend had cancer.
Speaker 1Wait, I don't know whose friend. Okay, so I'm going to identify her as the liar with cancer. Megan is the liar.
Speaker 3Okay, Megan. Megan is the nurse. The nurse is the liar.
Speaker 1Her name is Megan, her name is Megan. And then you have the friend is Casey, the friend is Casey, the friend is Casey. Yes, who? Has the life insurance, yes, and she has a chronic illness or something like that.
Speaker 3Well, Megan told her she did. Megan told her she had cancer.
Speaker 1Oh, so the nurse told her she was dying, correct?
Speaker 2And was giving her treatment, medications and stuff.
Speaker 1Oh shit, yeah, Okay, I'm following, I'm following. Oh shit, yeah, okay, I'm following, I'm following. Your motherfucker is savages. Go ahead, no, no, go ahead so it just was so elaborate.
Speaker 2Casey's uncle ended up calling 911 after Megan tried to tell him that Casey had a do not resuscitate a DNR and that she didn't want to go to the hospital because evidently things went left and she was dying, quote unquote and this woman believed that she had cancer for almost five years. Yeah, this woman believed that she had cancer for almost five years. Yeah, and it turns out she didn't have a $1.5 million life insurance.
Speaker 3Life insurance? She didn't have life insurance at all.
Speaker 1No, so the nurse who was lying to this person saying she had cancer, which was her friend, which was her friend.
Speaker 2Thinking she was going to get the policy.
Speaker 1Her friend said she has a $1.5 million life insurance. So the friend is lying and killing this friend To collect, to collect this shit, to find out she didn't have life insurance in the first place. Mm-hmm, oh, that's so. They both was just lying to each other.
Speaker 3I honestly feel like.
Speaker 1They was meant for each other.
Speaker 3I honestly feel like they was mad for each other Because in the part in the story where it says when is it?
Speaker 1Mm-hmm, oh no, I read it.
Speaker 3No, I was reading it. I thought she died for a second. Why are you killing me off like that?
Speaker 1I'm trying to get your life insurance.
Speaker 2I ain't got none. Damn it. Give her some cancer man, oh shit.
Speaker 3No, I thought it said that she was trying to have Megan help her because of her troubles, but I read it wrong. That's Megan telling her that, right, yeah, so that was never mind. Damn, that's even crazy, damn.
Speaker 2So that was never mind.
Speaker 1Damn.
Speaker 3Damn.
Speaker 2That's even crazy, damn son. Can you imagine, though, friends?
Speaker 3ain't shit, yo, this is why I?
Speaker 2say you can't trust nobody.
Speaker 3It's greed. Yo you can't trust your it's fucking greed. You can't trust nobody Like that's-.
Speaker 1She had a $100 insurance policy. She doing all that shit for 50 cents.
Speaker 2She paid more a month for the policy than it was in the past For real.
Speaker 3What the freak. She probably signed up to get a policy to get that high, but ain't make enough payments yet. The friend just automatically thought that that's what the payout was going to be. Bitch you.
Speaker 1Yo, I wonder how long they was friends for, like childhood friends.
Speaker 2It doesn't say, it doesn't say how long.
Speaker 1I think it's fucked up regardless, but to be lifelong friends.
Speaker 3To call somebody your friend period and they do some shit like that to you is fucked up, no matter how long you've been friends, you're playing with somebody's life. Yeah, forgive me. Money changes people.
Speaker 2Then you're getting meds. You're a nurse, you're getting meds yeah.
Speaker 1Giving her radiation and shit.
Speaker 2Where you getting these meds from.
Speaker 3Right Damn, and you don't find it weird like bitch, you ain't gonna get a second opinion. You really gonna listen to a nurse and not a doctor.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's big.
Speaker 2Maybe she played the role of the doctor first and then she left the house, came back, knocked on the door and she had the nurse, turn your mic off. Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, but see Just turn it off you was fucked up, bro.
Speaker 2Maybe it was Doogie Howser.
Speaker 3Why was that doctor who put that little boy who pretended to be a doctor?
Speaker 1But like, where's the common sense for the friend to be like?
Speaker 3Because a lot of people really put trust.
Speaker 1I know you're my nurse, but like you're not a doctor, Like she didn't're not a doctor, she didn't ask for a doctor at all. Apparently, not because, Like when she's sleeping and her friend shaved her head, but like see, you're losing your hair, All right, never mind, Never mind the cancer is not what makes you lose your hair, it's the meds, the radiation. It's the meds, yeah, not the radiation but I'm saying like, if she want to, really you know, never mind no did you say?
Speaker 3you know, you can turn your mic off too. Table for one hey guys, since we're going to move forward. But that's wild though, like but I mean not to sound fucked up or anything but dumb ways to die. Like you don't ask questions and sigh, that's attempted murder.
Speaker 1I know like she should be.
Speaker 3I thought she died. I thought she did kill her.
Speaker 1That was my next question.
Speaker 3It says that was my next question. The headline says accused of killing her friend.
Speaker 1Accused of killing, that means she dead.
Speaker 3I thought that meant that she dead. She ain't dead.
Speaker 2Turn your mic off.
Speaker 1Table for zero Just air.
Speaker 5No more legs on the table.
Speaker 1Yo, whatever, yo, I hope she gets the time that she deserves. And if the other lady survived Thoughts in person, I don't know If the other lady survived thoughts and prayers, I don't know If she did rest in peace, healthy peace, I don't know. You can stop now, okay, what's the next? What?
Speaker 3else are you talking about?
Speaker 1This is going to turn into a Tyler Perry movie. Yo, yeah, I seen a little bit of that. What is that Black? What he got that show, beauty in Black, beauty in Black. I seen a little bit of that. I didn't want to see a little bit of that. But I understand why I didn't want to see a little bit of that. Because that shit, who did that? Tyler Perry Like, why they, I don't know. We could do a review of that show later, if y'all want, because I don't get it Tyler Perry, I don't get it Anybody. If y'all watch that show, please let me know how y'all feel about that damn show, because that shit's stupid to me. Because that shit's stupid to me.
Speaker 3And if you haven't watched it, it is Beauty in Black and it is on Netflix right now. And it is two. It's a two-part right now, Right.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm yeah.
Speaker 1Apparently. Apparently you're going to want to watch it, but when you watch it, you want to stop watching it. But you can't stop watching it. It's stupidly created beautifully.
Speaker 3Where's my sister? Get me out this hospital. I'm going to leave.
Speaker 1So yeah, all right, what's next?
Coach Yanks Player's Hair
Speaker 3Did y'all see the coach pulling the girl hair? Yeah, the girl hair.
Speaker 1Yo, everybody's talking about that video about the coach, not bad. Nobody really says something about the girl who was protecting the girl who got her hair pulled.
Speaker 3Shouts out to her because she was on point.
Speaker 1Nobody pointed her out to be like yo.
Speaker 3She was protecting, she was like pointing that man, she was like hold up now. Like yo, get the fuck away from her, because most kids are just standing there and let that shit happen and then talk about it later. Shout out to her that was a big step for her.
Speaker 1Shout out to her Because I thought she was going to snuff that dude.
Speaker 3So applaud her Definitely for protecting her teammate.
Speaker 1But he's a fool for doing that.
Speaker 2And he got fired. He should be.
Speaker 1As he should have. He should be and he should be going to jail for assault.
Speaker 2At what point do you think that it's okay to?
Speaker 1Well, if he was losing by 90, no.
Speaker 3At no, that's what I'm about to say. Ain't no way. I don't care how bad y'all losing you is not going to put your hands On my child. Ain't no fucking way.
Speaker 2Nah, yeah, it'll be a cold like yeah, before I be like well, you know what baby y'all was losing by a nine?
Speaker 1fuck right no you deserve all kinds of ass whooping for that block. Nah, nah, don't touch my child cause I'm busting ass. I've seen clips where, like the two, like kids, were like kinda getting a scuffle and then the parents would jump off the bleachers and I think I think I seen, like the, the father of one kid like push and shove the other kid and then the parent came in just bowled his ass over. So yeah, I figured, I figured that was gonna happen. But you know, there was probably in the town where you know, retaliation when a coach might, I don't know, I didn't see the parent jump up at all after the child got yanked. Like that it's weird well on this video.
Speaker 3Yeah, they probably cut that shit, or you know, not everybody's parent comes to their. That's probably why. Probably why she got her hair pulled Could be.
Speaker 1Your parent ain't here. They don't care about your small career.
Speaker 2Maybe the clock was like when he was driving to the game. He was listening to LL Cool J's song.
Speaker 1And which song was that? Yeah, which song was that?
Speaker 3The Head Sprung song. My head sprung, hey y'all. The head sprung song.
Speaker 1My head sprung. Ay yo Yo, we're not doing this.
Speaker 2It was either that or Willow Smith.
Speaker 5Yo nah, I went my head back and forth.
Speaker 2Ay yo, Because he was on one. He was on something. Yeah, he really Something hyped him I think that it was okay.
Speaker 3He thought that was his wife. That motherfucker had a fucking. You know what bitch I fucking? Oh shit, it's a kid, hey yo.
Speaker 2His wife was the one that jumped in between them. Oh, oh.
Speaker 5Look Paul.
Speaker 1He look like a Paul. He look like a Paul oh.
Speaker 3So he look like a paul, he look like a paul. So, motherfuckers crazy.
Speaker 2Keep your hands to your goddamn self. Yeah, seriously, where's the fuck everybody.
Speaker 3Parent yo yeah, because I'm surprised that any parent I didn't see an actual adult, like any parent.
Speaker 1Video is cut short, so we don't know True. The moment the hand touched her hair, I'm in the video. There's no second Because he yanked, it walked around her and then started bringing her in his face.
Speaker 3And I'm like, unless all the adults were seated outside of the goddamn, or they was accustomed to that shit, like that's not the first time he did it and this just happened to be that somebody recorded it and put that shit on TikTok or whatever they put it on and it went viral, so now it's a thing.
Speaker 1The fact that the person recorded it is how they kept recording it. It's crazy to me.
Speaker 3It probably was another kid yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2It's crazy you know that's what people do now.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, they ain't helping nobody, they're just recording that shit because I was I was watching this um, it was a tiktok video when I was playing a prank and this guy was in like one of the um shopping plaza, um parking lots and he was going to his car and he asked the employee, this older man that was out there dealing with the carts or whatever and he asked him if he could help him get the stuff in his car. So he opened the back trunk of the vehicle and there's a woman in there tied up and she's I think I saw that it was a prank thing, right, she's like he's like oh, don't worry about her oh he just closes the trunk.
Speaker 2But it's so crazy to me because the employee was just like oh okay, this is just a regular day. Yeah, and I'm like wow, so people are like that desensitized to this type of stuff now that they're just like you know what I'm going to mind, my whole goddamn business.
Speaker 1Yeah, let me ask you a question do you think it's better now that people can video the disturbance or the crime more so than deal with it how we used to? You think you think that this is a good thing that they do?
Speaker 3I think it's a uh, what they call it, a gift and a curse. I think it's that, for me, my opinion.
The Cell Phone Video Society
Speaker 1You think because of that Rodney King thing back in our day, like because it was caught on camera, like they couldn't deny it. So it was like yo, you know, once they came out with the capability for us to film everything, to kind of put I mean, it's almost used to protect ourselves, but then we get so desensitized that it's happening to somebody else, we can't take the camera off of them and help, right, because do you think it's because they don't want to get involved or be responsible, or they'd be like I just got the evidence here.
Speaker 3I think it's a bit above all of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2But for a while people were. They were like intervening and helping people.
Speaker 2It was turning on them yeah and so they were like you know what. Well then, I'm just going mind my damn business because, right, sometimes people was helping and they would end up getting sued. Person that they helped ended up suing them, or you know like. Or they ended up getting hurt, or they ended up losing their life trying to help somebody else. So yeah, you know like, or they ended up getting hurt, or they ended up losing their life trying to help somebody else. So yeah, you know, I don't know, or in certain situations.
Speaker 3Yeah, like you said, like if somebody does try to help, then they have to deal with the retaliation of helping that person from whoever they was protecting them, trying to protect them from this is going to lead me to a second question is has it been desensitized or is it second nature now?
Speaker 1or have you ever felt like once you get pulled or pulled over, you need to pull out your camera, like have y'all ever been pulled over recently and felt like I need to get this on camera?
Speaker 3been pulled over recently and felt like I need to get this on camera. Uh, so you mean personally pulled over, yeah yeah, personally a police officer?
Speaker 1yeah, no, I haven't. No like that. It's not in a like, it's not instilled in your head to be like. Oh my god, I can't pull it over, let me pull out my camera because usually, like my driver would deal with that, so I don't really um and usually I get an attitude like why the fuck you put me over, bitch who?
Speaker 3Who the fuck are you For one? Why do you?
Speaker 1have a driver. What are you doing while he's driving? Oh my God, that's why I got pulled over, because he was swerving. Oh my God.
Speaker 2Not the swerve. No, it's funny because I was watching this other story where it was a guy I think it was in the subway and this guy was getting attacked by another man Yep and this guy ran over to help him and ended up fighting with the guy who was attacking him yeah yep, and the one that originally was getting attacked ran away and left the guy.
Speaker 2That was that's crazy. And I was like ran away and left the guy. That was that's crazy. And I was like you at least could have now jumped him. I helped out. Well, clearly, if he was getting his ass whooped, he ain't want no parts of that.
Speaker 3I wouldn't have expected him to help me out if I came over to help.
Speaker 1I clearly already know you can't do shit Because you was getting molly whopped already know you can't do shit because you was getting molly whop, so do you? Do you accept the cell phone society?
Speaker 2like the cell phone video society now, um, in that way you mean yeah, um, yeah yeah, like it seems like it's a necessary now it. I think that there's a lot of people. It depends on what they catch and how much they catch it that try to make it a different type of issue by videotaping and stuff like that. But I think the protection of certain classes of people is absolutely necessary and I'm perfectly fine with it, because why would you not be okay with being? Filmed unless you're doing something wrong.
Speaker 1Exactly, just had those questions.
Speaker 3Alright, what's?
Speaker 1next Trick Daddy Tricky Because I'm a thug.
Trick Daddy on Dating Older Women
Speaker 3That's Florida. Florida, what happened? That's Florida. What's florida?
Speaker 2florida, florida, florida florida evans so anyways so they named me after a state trick daddy in all his 51 years and I can't believe he's only 51 because he looked a whole bit 75 like he had a life and was reborn.
Speaker 1Like you live the second time you live like a burnt biscuit baby because I'm a cook, but he was talking about dating.
Speaker 3Yeah, and there's some audio for that.
Speaker 4That's the hardest shit in the world. They stuck in their fucking way and they wonder why they can't keep up.
Speaker 3He said dating his age.
Speaker 4Them. Old hoes need to lower their standards and realize that this unless you want an old, unless you want an old Trick, no, unless them hoes want a nigga that want. Unless they want a swap out nigga, that's a swap out artist. Unless them bitches want a yes man or a pay master Bitch, I'm the sugar daddy with no sugar. Yeah, sweet and low. I'm not doing that. Whatever you don't do, you don't get paid for Like bitch. Stop always complaining Like for real, the most stuck in that way. I ask you where you at. You ain't my. I'm not your bitch. I hope I'm not your daddy bitch. I want to know where you at in case you get in an accident, in case you get a flat tire. I'm not See.
Speaker 4Women want to get treated like niggas. I don't like niggas. I'm going to treat you like a nigga. I treat niggas any kind of way. You want to get treated equal. So you're telling me you want to get treated like a nigga because you can never be a nigga. You can never be me. If a man going to be a man, are you really a woman? Why you don't cook? Why you don't pay more attention to me like you pay attention to your eyelashes. A 50-year-old ain't got no baby hair. Why, you wasn't even 45 to get braces and shit like that Bitch. You wasn't even 45 years old to get braces. And now you got your little daughter, 21, getting her body done, 23, and she 23. 23 years old and she got her titties done. You ain't even have a baby yet. That shit gonna drop. You gotta get them done again. You understand what I'm saying? Ain't no 40-year-old nitchy, you're 45, you ain't got baby hairs. So what's your demo?
Speaker 4I want a bitch I can leave something, a bitch I can raise, because you can't re-raise nobody. Somebody I can raise, somebody that appreciate me, you can't re-raise nobody. Somebody can raise, somebody that appreciates me.
Speaker 1Somebody that can learn.
Speaker 4Show them how to work hard, show them how to accomplish. This is what women my age do. They go to other neighborhoods. They move from Miami to Atlanta. From Atlanta to Miami you still a hoe, you can't run the miles back on that pussy. You can't turn the miles back on that pussy. So they want to be able to say I bet you, none of your friends ain't fucked me. But yeah, his friend fucked you, his friend fucked you, her friend fucked you, her brother fucked you, her daddy, everybody else done fucked you. So you're worrying about you're avoiding my friends dick. Fuck my friends. I tried dating women.
Speaker 1My age, that's the hardest shit. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 2Holy shit, what stuck out for me the most.
Speaker 5Wait, y'all Wait.
Speaker 1Oh shit.
Speaker 2Oh shit, what stuck out for me the most? Wow that, like the statement he made of he wants somebody he can raise yeah, he's a raised doctor, appreciate him that that's cringy, yeah, like that gives.
Speaker 1Uh, I'm gonna leave her malnourished in the basement no that gives.
Speaker 3I'm about to get somebody Fresh out of middle school so I can raise them To be what I want them, yikes, want them to be for me, yikes.
Speaker 2Yeah, because for him, if 40 is too old and he's in his 50s, he's looking for somebody. Yeah, very young 18, 19 he said he want to be able To teach them how to.
Speaker 1Yeah. Do everything he hasn't seen himself Recently, but he hasn't seen himself recently he look like he smell like shit.
Speaker 2So like how you gonna teach this little girl about her own hygiene and personal care and making sure her undercarriage is appropriate.
Speaker 3No, he look like he smell like ass, but you know what cracks me up too, though, like he be the type of. He be the type of person Like starting off With them younger women Like, oh, you know, I take care of you. You should never want From a man. He give you whatever you need this, this and that. And then when he get Somebody that's like, oh, you gotta do this For me. And he be like bitch, what the fuck you talk about. I be like, sir, that's what you was offering.
Speaker 2And he say he a sugar daddy with no sugar. Yeah, he look like the type that'll backhand you if you keep asking. Yeah, like he's giving every red flag.
Speaker 3He gonna hit you with a neck bone, that nigga say he look like somebody should be calling him fucking Nana.
Speaker 2He look like when he cooking in his restaurant food be falling off.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, let me change that because they from down south. He look like somebody should be calling his ass Madea.
Speaker 2They do. I know, rob Latrina you ain't talk about that.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that just. Ha ha ha ha, you ain't talk about that. Yeah, that's just. I understand wanting something young. Mm-hmm mm-hmm, but the way he's talking that's too young. Nowadays people are a little bit more self-aware. Unless you got them dumb Like girls who just Don't know no better, didn't really Didn't have that Upbringing by, like you know, parents or something like that. You know they just Sometimes they lost. I think that's what he's looking for One of those lost Women that don't know no better.
Speaker 3No, he's looking for a child, yeah because lost women that don't know.
Speaker 2No better. No, he's looking for a child? Yeah, because he said he's not looking for no one. You can't raise nobody twice.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, yeah, so he don't want someone who's already dead, he wants somebody to have.
Speaker 2Yeah, fresh and brand new.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's not a good look.
Speaker 2No, that's nasty.
Speaker 1And I don't think people really understood. I think that's why he named himself.
Speaker 3He's a trick daddy. Yeah, he was right about not being no sugar daddy.
Speaker 1Jesus, stop saying that.
Speaker 3Yeah, leave that alone, anna.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, my dear.
Speaker 3Cause, not when you out here looking like the mother from good times, sir, sit down yo damn damn damn hey.
The "Ugly" Dating Tier System
Speaker 1I can't do it. I can hear him in his voice too Cause. I'm all damn. It's always the ugly niggas talking the most. Can I ask y'all a question? Sure, I'm just going to. Would you deal with an ugly person who has money? Who has money, money Nope.
Speaker 2What do you mean by deal with?
Speaker 3Not you, so just so $1, bitch.
Speaker 2Because I can debunk everything, trick Daddy said, and you can raise me twice.
Speaker 1He only made 50 grand, so what?
Speaker 5Mm-mm, mm-mm, all right. So, he only made 50 grand. What?
Speaker 1So you would give them a chance if they had a bag bag.
Speaker 2But what exactly is a chance? Are you just looking for a companion?
Speaker 4Nah nigga.
Speaker 1You know what the fuck I'm talking about you in it to win it, you trying to get married, All right. So there's levels to ugly too.
Speaker 2So we need to. I need clarification. He look like Trick Daddy.
Speaker 1Trick Daddy with 5.2 mil, maybe put. No, that's low, that ain't enough. He's pushing. 500 mil, that ain't enough. 500 mil, that ain't enough. 500 mil, yeah, he's pushing, he's half a billy, that ain't enough.
Speaker 3Half a billy that ain't enough. That nigga look like Trick Daddy. That ain't enough.
Speaker 2Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Speaker 3And you gotta have sex with him.
Speaker 1Yeah. Uh-uh, uh-uh. Sean, where you at Yo come on. Sean, where you at Come on.
Speaker 2Half a billy, but what am I getting that?
Speaker 3nigga. Look like he wake up in sweat.
Speaker 2No, prenup Just cause he has that amount of money.
Speaker 1No, prenup you in there. You married, you gotta get married, oh no, so you just fucking. That's worse. So like fucking and dating, like you know, just being. This is a relationship basically A relationship, so don't mm-mm A relationship where you can go.
Speaker 2I thought you was talking about more like homemakers and companions like that company.
Speaker 1No, he didn't, but he'll buy you whatever you want, or you trying to be like hey, give me, I want the cold, hard cash.
Speaker 3You want the cash? Yeah, don't buy me shit. Don't worry about buying me shit, bitch, fill my bank account All right.
Speaker 1What about Jay-Z Hell?
Speaker 2yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, look, all right. Yeah, chris Rock. And understand yeah.
Speaker 2Understand yeah.
Speaker 5They have breathable bags now, so yeah.
Speaker 3Shabba rings. That ain't the money. He ain't got no money. He ain't got no money.
Speaker 1I'm saying if he dead he ain't got no money Okay.
Speaker 3So, there's a certain amount that will erase the ugliness. It's leveled to ugly, though. That's what it is.
Speaker 1There's tier one, tier two, tier three. What's the price tag on tier one, tier two, tier three?
Speaker 3That depends on who's in tier one. Here's who's in tier two and who's in tier three.
Speaker 2Wait. So is one a good tier, or is three a good tier?
Speaker 1Yeah, you need to. As the tier gets higher, they get uglier, okay, so if?
Speaker 2Trick Daddy is.
Speaker 1Tier three.
Speaker 2Tier three yeah, I'm going to make him think he got cancer. Huh, huh.
Speaker 3That nigga got to be worth $500 billion and ready to put? Is that bullions Billion? I was about to say God damn, nigga gotta be worth 500 billion and ready to put and ready to billion you ain't touching that motherfucker 500 rupees fucking exchange ain't even touching that fucking sonic coins. Hit that motherfucker rings. Pop out his body.
Speaker 1What would be a tier?
Speaker 2two ugly, I would say Jay-Z Tier. One ugly Michael B Jordan for me. Wow, wow, I don't find him Wow.
Speaker 1Plus one. Do you agree with that? Is Michael B Jordan a tier one ugly?
Speaker 3Oh shit, please, please, please, let us know y'all gonna hate me then because, uh, green eye bandit, dude, what is that? He's tier one, he's tier one.
Speaker 1Wow, he's tier one kiki would kiki palmer would disagree with you no, that she can have that all right. Hey, listen, I could see her liking my brother, plus ones out there we need to know Is Michael.
Speaker 3Ealy, because I think he looks like my brother.
Speaker 1Is Michael Ealy or Michael B Jordan? Tier one ugly to y'all guys. Let us know it gotta be the Michaels, huh.
Speaker 3I just realized that that's funny.
Speaker 1Gotta be the Michaels. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3You know who else Will be on there.
Speaker 1The tier one.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, damn, what's that dude he was in, get Out. He was the the security cop dude. What's his name? Oh, the comedian, the glasses yeah. What's his name? I I know you're talking about. He would be. He would be tier one. He would be a tier one. Drewski would be a tier two drewski would be a tier two drewski looked like an ewok he does look like an ewok, he definitely does look like an ewok.
Speaker 1What is he? A tier two? What would Drewski fall?
Speaker 2Yeah, I'd say a two.
Speaker 3Yeah, because ain't no way he is. He's not as, he's not cute, but he's not as ugly as fucking Nana Yo.
Speaker 1Hey, y'all out there, Plus ones, give me y'all tiers. Yo who falls in y'all tiers of ugly, who did Bootsy fall?
Speaker 3Bootsy is a tier fucking five no sir, he's not worse than that. I would put him with Trick Daddy, though he tier three, he tier three. You call him Bootsy, I don't care. Little bootleg nigga. All right, what's?
Speaker 2next. Do you guys know any?
Speaker 3No Pause. How he asks us us who are your tier threes? Oh yeah, one, two, three.
Speaker 1he always give the questions but don't want to fucking answer shit. Nah, your turn. Uh, okay, tier one would probably be betty white, don't do that to betty.
Speaker 3Rest in peace, um, I don't know. Rest in peace.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 3Well, start with your three, then. Three would probably be Whoopi Goldberg. No, because he like.
Speaker 1Whoopi, oh, you do that's right, yeah, but as far as ugliness no, I wouldn't do that with Whoopi because I like her too much. As far asgliness no, I wouldn't do that because I like her too much. As far as I would put, I don't know, I don't know Viola Davis, she would probably be tier two for me, while she walking or no, while she walking, she got to walk like that she got to walk ugly as hell too.
Speaker 3Yeah, that is an ugly walk she got to do that strut to be in tier two.
Speaker 1So yeah, she got to walk like that. That walk ugly as hell too. That is an ugly walk. She got to do that strut to be in tier two. She got to come with the strut, tier two with the strut, the strut. Y'all are going to find this crazy, but the modern day Kerry Washington would probably be tier one for me.
Speaker 2With her mouth open.
Speaker 1I can see that Teeth, that shit, that just. I definitely agree, I love her to death. I do, I just I can't stand it, crackhead.
Speaker 3Carrie is definitely one.
Speaker 1Yeah, tier three.
Speaker 3What about a two? Don't forget, we got two.
Speaker 1I got two. I got Viola Davis with the Strat oh, that's right. Tier three the Strat. Man.
Speaker 3I don't know, you don't know. Nobody ugly enough to get to tier three.
Speaker 1I try not to look at them.
Speaker 3Hey yo.
Speaker 1Patra, I haven't seen patra and patra, that's. That's little kim. Now she's tier two she's tier two yeah, I won't, yeah, I won't put three. Three is uh, I'm trying to think uh, yeah, see like you right, I'm trying to think of. Yeah, see, like you, you're right, I'm trying to think of you can't find A decent tier 3 ugly For female For female.
Speaker 3I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1Like.
Speaker 2To what about? What's her name? The woman who, the actress who played.
Speaker 3Macy Gray, what would?
Speaker 2you put her Tier 2 In terms the actress who played Macy Gray. Where would you put her Tier?
Speaker 3two.
Speaker 2In terms of actress who played on Snowfall the mother.
Speaker 5Ow.
Speaker 1No, she wouldn't make a tier for me, she wouldn't. She lost weight in that show, right? That's the one you're talking about.
Speaker 2The mother, franklin's mother.
Speaker 1Franklin's mom, oh Franklin's mom, oh Franklin's mom, yeah.
Speaker 3I know With the mole on her. Yeah, Mole, mole, mole, mole. For me that would be a three.
Speaker 1All the way. Nope, I got a three for you. There's Monique.
Speaker 3Really you would put Monique on the three the comedian.
Speaker 1Yeah, really yeah, I seen her without the hair and the makeup and stuff, right you?
Speaker 3know what, If you take the makeup and hair away from all of them, you probably be changing your tears too.
Speaker 1Yeah so that's a problem, all right.
Speaker 3So you wouldn to put Precious. Aw, gabrielle Gabby, I can see her being a three. Is it because of the face or the size?
Speaker 1Both. I don't really care about the size, but her face she's a. To me that would be.
Speaker 3The safe was real, my nigga.
Speaker 1Did you see the fucking look over. You know who? I want to hear their tier three ugly. I want to hear the blueprint.
Speaker 3That'd be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1You should fucking call him, I should call him, I should call him Hold on hey yo he really tried to save us.
Speaker 1Hold on. He did Hold on. We'll call him. We'll call him. Please leave your message for 860. Oh, hold on, Let me try it again. Let me just make sure I'm in tears right now. Hey, blueprint, hey listen. First of all, all you're live on the pod okay and we got a question for you shoot. So we just had a conversation about who would be your tier, top three tier of ugly, right meaning like if, if you had to deal with someone ugly for the bag, who would you deal with with a bag Number?
Speaker 10one.
Speaker 1Whoopi Goldberg. Is she your worst or your least?
Speaker 10Wait, wait, wait, you gonna shoot some names out.
Speaker 1No. So like say so, nene and Sean said tier three of their tier three ugly that they would deal with the bag would be Trick.
Speaker 10Daddy, I know Seal better be number one.
Speaker 1Trick Daddy is three, and it gets a little cuter as you get down to tier one. So what?
Speaker 3he's trying to say is tier. One is like the, not so ugly no, no, no, not so. Ugly no, no, no, not so ugly. Tier two is the next step of not so ugly.
Speaker 10And then tier three and above is like the ugliest. They gotta have bread though, right.
Speaker 3Yes, it's all about bread. It's only because of bread.
Speaker 1They gotta have the bag. So who will be your tier three, starting with tier one?
Speaker 10Tier one is the ugliest right.
Speaker 1No, no, that's the least ugliest.
Speaker 10Okay, so it could be somebody that look good.
Speaker 1Yeah, someone you could like you wouldn't mind dealing with for the bag, but they not really that cute. But they not really that cute, okay.
Speaker 10All right, beyonce would be tier one for me. Wow, wow.
Speaker 3Wow, oh, you got high standards bitch Okay.
Speaker 10So tier two, tier two, oprah.
Speaker 1Okay, I can see that, yeah, like she's not Wait a minute, she's Okay. Yep, wait, wait. 90s Oprah or Oprah now.
Speaker 4Damn bitch you beat me to it which version of Oprah, which Oprah.
Speaker 1The talk show Oprah.
Speaker 10Which version that has the most money.
Speaker 1This one. This is the now Oprah, now Oprah, all right. So the now Oprah, all right. So who will be like? Who's your three? Like God damn it, I got to deal with this ugly bitch, whoopi Goldberg, with this ugly bitch. Oh, whoopi Goldberg, whoopi will be the.
Speaker 3Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1Whoopi is like the L. We figured Whoopi will be on somebody's list, yeah. Like L she ain't got no eyebrows. Yo, I want to dive a little bit deeper on this Beyonce one, though. Why Beyonce?
Speaker 10I think Beyonce is pretty. I just don't think she. It's not that she's ugly, it's that in comparison to how people talk about her.
Speaker 3It's overrated she overrated. She let a girl next door.
Speaker 10Yeah.
Speaker 3I get that. That makes sense.
Speaker 10Like if Destiny's Child walked into the club and all of them had the same amount of money.
Speaker 3You're going for Kelly, I'm going for Kelly $25,000. The club and all of them had the same amount of money You're going to Kelly, I'm going to Kelly, beyonce, then Michelle, I want to put. Michelle, is Michelle your top three? Michelle on three. Oh shit, you put her on the whoopie list.
Speaker 1Wait, michelle, make top three Tier three Chelsea.
Speaker 10No, she'll be tier two. She'll be tier two. Okay, all right, she'll be tier two, all right, all right. Who else is who else?
Speaker 3oh, I got a question for you. Because what? Because, uh cuz I will be here for you. Um, kerry, kerry, uh, kerry, washington, uh-huh, where would you put her?
Speaker 1I got a tier one for me.
Speaker 10She would be tier two. Oh, okay, because of that meme with her ugly crying.
Speaker 1That's why I put her in tier one, though I can't do it.
Speaker 10That meme, I couldn't do it. That meme, I couldn't unsee that and I would never be able to do something to make her cry, because then I would think I'd be like alright, this bitch about to cry.
Speaker 3It's like ah bitch, you ugly as fuck when you cry. Shut up, please please don't cry.
Speaker 10You can cry whatever you want Yo that's funny. Alright, alright, who else. Who else? You got whatever you want. Yo, that's funny, niggas like Kerry Washington. Alright, who else?
Speaker 1Who else you would put on tier 1 or tier 3? I know Whoopi's up there.
Speaker 3Who would be another one next to Whoopi? Who would you put with Whoopi? Out of all the celebrities, like all of them, just pick Lizzo. Wow Cause of her look or her size celebrities and, like all of them, just pick Lizzo Wow Because of her look or her size.
Speaker 1You doing that in the line, because I ought to put Harriet Tubman because you seen her.
Speaker 3Yo shut the fuck up. I'm not fucking Harriet Tubman that bitch will shoot your ass.
Speaker 1Every picture that you see of Harriet Tubman she give you that mean ass girl. She'll be up there in two or three.
Speaker 10Nah, that's a fact, harriet, do she give you?
Speaker 3that mean ass girl She'll be up there in tier 3. Nah, that's a fact, harry, you do got a strong nigga face. I respect the hell out of her.
Speaker 10She wouldn't make no list. But Strong J from Boomerang Never.
Speaker 3Oh shit.
Speaker 1Wait, that's the strong one with the box right.
Speaker 10Yeah, that's the one with, like my pussy, marcus, you said my pussy. Who's that?
Speaker 1No, no, that's the old one, like Marcus Grace.
Speaker 3Jones. He talking about Grace Jones.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, so yeah, marcus.
Speaker 10Hey yo.
Speaker 1I'm talking about the other one, yeah, yeah, the older one.
Speaker 10You don't want to suck my pussy. She was wallowing. She was wallowing.
Speaker 1All right. Blueprint we wanted to touch on a secret Because we got to see where you land on these yo, so it was fun. That's funny. But yo we'll hit you later, yo, all right. All right later, bye, bye. Oh, that was funny, that was funny.
Speaker 3Oh, that was funny oh, that was funny, that was funny, oh, that was funny beyonce tier one for him that was wow, that was shocking, yo plus one.
Speaker 1Tell me what you think about that.
Speaker 3That was absolutely shocking all right, what's next?
Children Attacking Parents Over Wi-Fi
Speaker 2so either one of you guys um have a uh ultra crepidarian in your life. What?
Speaker 3the what the?
Speaker 2fuck. Is that so? That is someone who gives opinions on topics they know nothing about. Oh yeah, definitely do. I know a few of those. That term comes from a Latin phrase meaning beyond the shoe. It was inspired by a shoemaker.
Speaker 3And it means shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2And it describes people who speak without expertise, often spreading misinformation or unfounded claims.
Speaker 1Wow, I got so many siblings like that.
Speaker 3You know who else is like that? A lot of my goddamn co-workers. Yes, that's where you find them. Really, I have this one co-worker who's a like know-it-all-but-don't-know-a-goddamn-thing and it's like know it all but don't know a goddamn thing, and it's like you don't even know what you're fucking talking about.
Speaker 2And will probably argue you down.
Speaker 3Yes, they would, and then, when you prove them wrong, they sign it. Yep.
Speaker 1I feel like I've been tricked into being one of those, really, because people have conversations and they ask me about stuff and I don't really want to talk about it, so I agree Like yeah, sure, and then they keep asking me about, like continue the conversation and look at me.
Speaker 3So you just go along with the shit?
Speaker 1I feel like I got to go along with the shit. I have no facts or anything, so I feel like I've been kind of been pushed into being one of them.
Speaker 3You're like.
Speaker 1God damn it. I was hood like yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that and I try to move on. I try to move on and they keep asking me questions about it. I don't watch baseball. I don't know who the fuck these people are, or some shit.
Speaker 3I don't know I'll never get trapped in those I'm like I don't know. Cut that conversation short. Leave me the hell alone.
Speaker 2What is it called again? It's called a ultra crepidarian.
Speaker 1Ultra crepidarian Crepidarian Crepidarian.
Speaker 3You damn crepidarian, hypo crep.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3Did you hear about the three Texas girls who tried to stab their mother? Uh try, to turn it off the fucking wi-fi. Wow yo times. I mean it's getting crazy like these kids. For what?
Speaker 6I beat this shit police say they plan to kill their own mother and they say that it's all because their mom turned off the Wi-Fi. It happened overnight on Barker's Crossing near Barker Cypress in northwest Harris County. That's where we find Fox 26's Jade Fleury on this disturbing story.
Speaker 7Jade. No-transcript. Her own daughters tried to stab her with knives and we spoke with some nearby neighbors who tell us that disturbances happen frequently at the family home.
Speaker 3They be stabbing for everything it's called behavior issues. Okay, wi-fi, the fucking phone being on Wi-Fi, though these kids now are so grown and a lot of them is built bigger than what we were. You ain't lying though.
Speaker 1Big back, motherfuckers, they come out big back.
Speaker 2I'll be looking at some of these high school students like Nigga, you was not 13. No, yeah. You turned off the Wi-Fi and it's like I'm turning that shit back on real quick yeah yeah, not me.
Speaker 3Nugget, be buck bitch you try to take me out.
Speaker 1we all going. My sons are literally bigger and taller than me and I wish they would try to come stab me with a knife because I turned off. I turned off their phone plenty of time and I wish they would.
Speaker 2They're just going to wait until you sleep.
Speaker 3I wish they would my daughter's, not bigger than me, so you can try if you want bitch Shit.
Speaker 2But, like I don't know, I think we just lost something along the way that we did it. It's just like we did it so easy for you now to just like oh, I didn't get my way, or I don't like something, I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 3It's the social media. It's the social media, it's the cameras, it's the cancel media, it's the cameras, it's the cancel culture.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's the level of parenting that's happening right now um, yeah, I was talking to somebody the other day, I think, and it was like these, this generation of kids or or they just have so many rights now that they feel like they can kind of just get it if they even understand their fucking rights. But even if they don't, they feel like they could do whatever they want and they could have protection to some degree and to to start understanding that, oh, I could be my own person at nine and not realize motherfucker, you live under my roof.
Speaker 2I also think that it's not even like some of them, not even protection, but they just don't fear consequences. Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 3Yeah, this generation is the generation that we don't give a fuck. We don't care Yo.
Speaker 1It's weird because I went to the mall today. I haven't been to the mall in forever. This shit, look dead and run down. I used to run the mall when it was popping what mall was this In Manchester, yeah that mall's going down. But youth was in there, the young kids was in there still and I'm like, all right, well, at least they kind of get out and socialize. But I'm standing there waiting for food and I got a bunch of them in front of me and I'm like yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 1I felt like if they say some shit sideways, like I feel like I'm going to have to fight all these motherfuckers.
Speaker 3Well, you was just looking for a fight, so you probably was ready. Yeah, but I'm saying like it felt.
Speaker 1it felt like Like that's been his aim all the time. I feel like if I looked at one of them wrong, they would have taken it personal and want to do some shit. And I was like why am I feeling like this? Like, why am I feeling like I got to stay on defense around these motherfuckers who's just probably enjoying themselves? And then I thought, thinking about when I was young, if I ever gave that off to adults and I kind of understand older cats reacting that way.
Speaker 1So I was like let me just calm the fuck down.
Speaker 3Sometimes I feel like you got to stare at them because they feel like this is my opinion. I feel like these kids with the older generation is like bitch y'all supposed to be scared of us. So usually when I see kids like that and they kids will fucking stare at you I be staring back at them like what you want to do.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, because this three year old the other day, when I was standing I bet Pulled out some nunchucks.
Speaker 1You'd be surprised them, little three year olds.
Speaker 3They could drive now. Get out of here. No, seriously.
Speaker 1Smoking a cigar.
Speaker 2Looking for somebody that don't got a ring? Yeah, McDonald's.
Speaker 3Like girl, I just seen your. Did you say McDonald's? You old as fuck, I wasn't. I get Somebody granddaddy Go ahead.
Speaker 1What's next?
Speaker 2Me sounding like a granddaddy walker flocker did an interview um walker flock recently and oh, I think I've seen what he spoke about how if, in a hypothetical situation, um like, if you gotta save his like wife or child, yeah, so like, if y'all, if they was on a boat yeah, and the boat was sinking or what have you would he save his wife or his child? And he was very adamant that he would save his wife can you play that though?
Speaker 3because at first when I started to read that I was like what the fuck is he talking about? But he actually kind of makes sense in his own way of explaining why he would do that wife, biblically speaking, is completely different.
Speaker 8The way that you show up in your relationship, how you show up for your partner, the things that you go through and how you grow through the things that life throws at you is completely different than when you're just married. So, that being said scenario, you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean with your wife and your, your child, and it's still a young child. Both of them get lodged into the water. My wife, you're going to save your wife.
Speaker 3Not even a hesitation, it's my wife, but listen to what he say. Period that's it.
Speaker 9I love my wife before I love my child. How the f*** could I choose my child over something or someone that created you Respectfully? I got to make another one Because I can't make a. I cannot make the same woman I love. It's impossible. It's impossible. You can't play with love. I think that's wild, and the same for people that's inspired to be loved or living in just bought a apartment with each other in a conversation.
Speaker 3So when he said that, I was like, ah, anyway, okay, that makes sense to him because I could see that like, yeah, you, you can't get back the love of your life, I understand that, but nigga, I'm saving my kid like like that's your blood.
Speaker 2Yeah, there's blood and then there's paper, so I'm I'm just really confused yeah. I. There wasn't even a thought process it's like you're talking about oh, I can make another one. What if you can't?
Speaker 3and then I heard this scenario was brought up to a female and she said the same thing she would save her husband. She was like I can have another kid and you're hoping that you can have yeah I don't. I don't know everybody and I'm not knocking his choice. Everybody has their own choice, but for me, I'm choosing my kid. Yeah, yeah, I would choose my kid. What would you choose you? The way you look, and you choosing your?
Speaker 1I'm choosing my wife, though I I um and it's not a bad answer. I respect that. Here's what it is. Though if she says, if the child is new type, like, how new are we talking?
Speaker 2was I just saying young yeah sorry, y'all know I got a morbid Like how new are we talking?
Speaker 5Was I just saying young? Yeah, young.
Speaker 1Yeah, sorry, y'all know I got a morbid ass, fucking mind I know Like I understand what he was saying and I sort of agree with him. I love my children.
Speaker 1I really do. But if I would have to choose, I would choose my wife Only because I like the fact that I agree with the fact that I can't make another person I can fall in love with. That connection is something that I cherish to a point. So we can make this child and, like you say, we don't know if we can make another one, but I'd rather have the opportunity to try.
Speaker 2Yeah, I would choose my child because your spouse can leave you at any time.
Speaker 1Yeah, that is very true. That is very true. Your child can leave you at any time too.
Speaker 2They're still always, or they? Can try to kill you. Or turn off the wifi.
Speaker 1Your spouse can. Both can do the same.
Speaker 3Yeah, endless possibilities. It was interesting.
Speaker 2when I was reading a lot of the comments and a lot of the women was like I wish you would save my ass and not save the child. I'm going to leave your ass and I can understand that.
Speaker 1What the fuck I can understand. Oh wait, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. That's a very good point, Because now if I go in there and save my wife and my wife is like I've lived my life, but then that leaves us in a very, very sticky type of situation.
Speaker 3Either way, it's going to leave you in a sticky situation.
Speaker 1It's like what am I supposed to do? You know what I'm saying. Now you're saying I saved you. You're going to hold resentment and leave me because I didn't choose a child.
Speaker 3Right. So it's like you never. Well, technically you don't know, because the wife could have been like nigga. Why'd you save the baby? You never know.
Speaker 2I think what it really breaks down to in my mind, like his thought process on it, is it's almost kind of selfish, because you're actually only thinking about yourself at that moment.
Speaker 3Yes, because I was thinking that because technically I'm going to die trying to save both of either. I'm going to go for my child first and then try to save my husband, and if I fail at doing that and actually help one of y'all, then I feel like I did my job.
Speaker 2But I'm not going to attempt to just save one and not attempt to save the other, because I may never find another love like that Correct, like that's a very selfish way to look at it, because you're now only looking at it as what you may now be losing for your future, in hopes of getting back what you just had.
Speaker 3Correct and I could say I'm surprised that nobody, when this question was asked, said hey, I would save my husband. So for me, I would save my husband in the hopes that we both can attempt to save our child together.
Speaker 1Politically I was going to answer it that way. I wanted to answer it directly, based on the question. Politically, I was going to say I would save the child and go back and try to save my wife.
Speaker 2I call walk-a-flog-a-bullshit anyway, because you're saying all of that, but you cheated on your wife. How many times?
Speaker 3Why are you saving her? You don't love her that much.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm never going to find the love again, love of my life.
Speaker 1Yeah, wait a minute.
Speaker 3Wait a minute. Didn't they get divorced yes, so stop it.
Speaker 2Wait, let's be real here. I'll never find that love again in my life, nigga, you lost that love.
Speaker 1Wait time off. I don't agree with him, then that is crazy. That is information I needed to know before this. That's wild. My nigga Mm-mm Nah dog, go save his child. Go save his child, because you and marriage just ain't working out the fuck. You gonna say Just a divorce. No, seriously, with a prenup, nigga, it just ain't working out the fuck. You gonna say just a divorcer.
Speaker 3No seriously With a prenup, nigga get out of here.
Speaker 1I wish I'd have known that. That's funny. I would have called this bullshit from the rip if I'd known that yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's why I was saying that's a very selfish thing for him. I was just like that's very selfish. You're only thinking about your own gratification at that point.
Speaker 1but be clear. Yeah, be clear. I it was because of the. You know I fell in love with this woman. I want to keep the love of my life right. That's the thing I agree with with him. That's probably be with more motivation to go try to save her first. An all actuality that I would try to save both of them.
Speaker 3Because there's no way in hell and I'm sorry, there's no way in hell. I feel like a human being, because people can say what they say, but when the actual action happens, you can do completely the opposite of what you're saying, because you're watching a little child suffer. Ain't no fucking way. You gotta be a complete psychopath to watch a kid suffer.
Speaker 1By the way, if we're on a boat, the motherfuckers know how to swim. I'm not bringing us out there if we don't know how to swim. Like why your baby ain't got a life jacket on my baby can save themselves, or my wife can save herself and I can go for the baby. Either one, and yes, they will have a life jacket on, or or like.
Speaker 3let somebody be like oh, we about to go on this boat.
Speaker 1Mm-mm, mm-mm, nah B no, thank you.
Speaker 3Nah B Shallow water only.
Speaker 1This boat better have five floors, a slide, if.
Speaker 3I slide off this boat. I better be able to stand up in the water. Some free drinks.
Speaker 1This boat better have some shit. It better have a Mickey Mouse little symbol on it.
Speaker 2That water better only go to my ankles.
Speaker 3You about to say your nipples.
Speaker 2Yep, I'm sure.
Speaker 3Yo get out. That's high enough. So, speaking of kids, though, you know a lot of people don't listen to their kids and they brush a lot of shit off, right Mm-hmm. So a Kansas babysitter checking for monsters under a child's bed Monsters.
Speaker 2Monsters. You said, a kid was babysitting.
Speaker 3No, I said a Kansas babysitter. Oh my God. Checking for monsters under a child's bed, discovered a grown man hiding beneath it. He's dead. How fucking. But can you like? How fucking creepy is that like? Oh hey, stop, it's a monster under my bed and you go look and it's a grown-ass fucking man but think of the ones that's like there's no monster in the bed and honey. And don't even bother. And then the next morning they child gone, Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1That motherfucker is dead on sight. Who the fuck?
Speaker 3What? First of all, let my kid be like Mommy, it's a monster in my bed. Come on, baby, You're coming to my bed because I ain't looking. We about to go in the room, the door. You can sleep with mommy.
Speaker 1How the fuck he get in there Shit Listen a lot of people Be real comfortable With, not like.
Speaker 3Locking his shit up Like the windows, like in my house, for instance. Like some people I be like Lock the fucking windows, like lock the fucking windows. Some people don't Lock their windows. They open it and leave the shit open. They go out, lock their windows, they open it and leave the shit open. They go out and their windows is open. I know that nigga was under the bed like shut the fuck up. He probably was like no, don't call your mom. I'm a friendly monster.
Speaker 2I'm gonna do one of them, wrestling moves, and jump on my bed and crash Yo.
Speaker 3Oh, just what I needed.
Speaker 1Just what I needed. I knew you was under there. That's what you just said. I'm gonna run out the room. I know you're under there. Get the fucking broom. Start stabbing under the bed.
Speaker 3Take the broom and start stabbing under the bed. You hear a uh, time to go See only you.
Speaker 1Yeah, because it under the bed you hear uh, uh-uh, time to go See only you. Yeah, because she had four years old stab in the bed.
Speaker 2You ain't swinging. But now you left your child in the room to go get the broom.
Speaker 3No, I said if I was the kid.
Speaker 2But how'd the kid got the broom?
Speaker 3No, I said. The kid jumped out the bed, went and got a broom and just started swinging it under the bed.
Speaker 1And he just taking it because that's what he likes.
Speaker 3Just what I wanted him. You know what? Never mind, we're just going to move on. Give me that broomstick baby. Next.
Speaker 2So there's a New Jersey police chief that is. He's in a whole lot of trouble for creating a disturbing and toxic workplace. So I'm sorry because that motherfucker look crazy. So five officers have come forward with allegations of harassment, sexual misconduct, racial discrimination and extreme retaliation against um this police chief, richard Farley from New Jersey. So apparently he was spiking drinks with Viagra and Adderall Yo and he was defecating on office floors in front of the staff.
Speaker 1Hey yo, and at that moment the camera hey yo.
Speaker 3And at that moment the camera should have been out. It's not funny, but no, it is funny because y'all actually sat there and let this go on for that long.
Speaker 2Right Like.
Speaker 3Clearly he was mentally unstable. How the fuck he become a police chief? He probably just lost.
Speaker 2Something could have broke him along the way.
Speaker 3Or that bitch was just broken and a lot of shit go under the radar, or maybe he was getting a broomstick under the bed.
Speaker 2That motherfucker was under the bed.
Speaker 1Couldn't get enough of the stick, went crazy, started shaving himself. But I'm mad, wait, I gotta go back. Yo shut up.
Speaker 2I gotta go back. Yo shut up, I gotta go back real quick because I'm mad that your child would get out of their bed, leave their room, walk past your room go get the broomstick and stay.
Speaker 3Not my child. I was saying me as a child. It was her.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, as the child so you would get out of your bed. Think about my child. I was saying me as a child. It was her.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, as the child, so you would get out of your bed. Think about my parents. It makes so much sense.
Speaker 1Am I wrong? One of them would have blessed the broomstick. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2The anointed broomstick At those times at that age she go looking for the broomstick and only can find a dustpan.
Speaker 1Mop hanging on the.
Speaker 3at that age she go looking for the broomstick and only can find a dustpan Mopping a little in sweet hey yo.
Speaker 2But yeah, I think that's absolutely disgusting. In the position you're in. You're the chief of police and you are shitting on the floor and you're spiking people's drinks with Viagra and. Adderall.
Speaker 1I ain't hit that button in a while. Yeah, thank you, police chief?
Speaker 2Why was you giving people Viagra?
Speaker 1You know why that nigga was hard shaving himself. That's crazy. That's crazy. They got a picture of this man shaving himself.
Speaker 3I know it's crazy.
Speaker 2Nigga, it was pebble hard, and I imagine he probably ain't even going Get in too much trouble.
Speaker 1They gonna dock him pay for a week and he gonna be right back in his home.
Speaker 3No, they gonna be like call EAP.
Speaker 2They gonna transfer him to a different.
Speaker 3They gonna let him go to a mental facility, check himself in, do like a week, and they'll be like alright, he better.
Speaker 1They're going to send him to.
Speaker 2Connecticut. Nah nigga, we don't want him, Not EAP.
Speaker 3They're not going to send him here, you know, that's how they be doing.
Speaker 2That's crazy. Yo.
Speaker 1Yo Yo.
Speaker 2Yo, because we all know EAP ain't shit, it ain't Yo.
Speaker 3Yo, you know what's crazy my job started. They old thing right Right In house, cause they was like EAP ain't shit. That's what they said EAP, eap ain't shit.
Speaker 1EAP is in In my office I'm sorry In my In the main building.
Speaker 3Yeah, they not shit.
Speaker 1I'm sorry they don't do nothing.
Speaker 3You sure it's EAP.
Speaker 1I have to, I have to do their, their finances, their budget.
Speaker 2These companies have these, I'll have to do their finances, their budget. These companies have these programs and stuff in place just so that they can check boxes to say that they have provided certain resources for their employees. But them things ain't shit.
Speaker 3It's not. It's not. Yeah, that's the sad part about it. Thanks for trying. Mm-hmm, all right.
Speaker 2Now on your favorite part of the show.
Speaker 3On your favorite. Drop in the gym. The ball got the ball run out. And tell the friends it's the gym. Back in the house once again Lookin' like that the diamonds and guns, and now gems, Full gas. Like a beast they put on a stem. The ball got the ball dropping a gem on them.
Speaker 1All right, my gems, my gems, my gemmy gems. All right, listen, one of mine will. I can just get to it. All right. Gem number one People love to live offended so they can avoid accountability. If they can remain the victim all their lives, they can avoid the challenge of maturity. Man, I love that one.
Speaker 3Preach. If y'all can hear me snap right now.
Speaker 1Man, I love that one.
Speaker 3Thank you.
Speaker 1Man, I want to direct that to so many.
Dropping Gems & Final Thoughts
Speaker 2So many Geminis. I mean yes, yes, sir.
Speaker 1Yes, you can throw. A couple other people Praises to your name.
Speaker 3Jesus, yes, you can throw a couple other people.
Speaker 1Praises to your name.
Speaker 3Jesus, wow, preaching the day.
Speaker 2Now like and I feel like everybody well, not everybody, but there's just a large group of people.
Speaker 1I hate when they play victim. Love being a victim. I fucking hate it.
Speaker 2It's like if you always a victim, you always going to be taken advantage of.
Speaker 1And they put themselves as the victim and then wonder why everybody like I can't I can't fucking stand it or put themselves in certain situations that ain't have shit to do with them Right.
Speaker 3To make themselves a fucking victim, mm-mm.
Speaker 2You know, life don't work like that, or just always got a problem with something.
Speaker 1Yep Gem number two. A lot of y'all don't want to change, but want the best version of somebody else.
Speaker 2Facts Is this Sunday.
Speaker 3Praise it. It's who your name is, jesus.
Speaker 1You got the power. Don't try to change me if you ain't trying to change you.
Speaker 2Thank you, Jesus it always cracked me up when you have all of these people, the whole city girl thing and all of that, and they have all of these high expectations of oh I'm not dealing with no man that don't make this amount of money or have this type of job, but you got to be able to do this and that.
Speaker 3Then we got the piggly wiggly, yep.
Speaker 1That's crazy. And this last gym gunshot, because this is directly to refer to my sibling.
Speaker 2Sibling.
Speaker 1Your actions told me to stop, so I did. Your actions told me to stop, so I did Learn to shut the fuck up when things are taken care of, or you could take care of your goddamn self, and I don't even have to bother, and we all see that you can handle it. So 2025.
Speaker 2There it is, fuck around, and find out, that is my gym.
Speaker 3Trap a gym. Well, I will say this, mister I'm happy your dad's not on ice anymore.
Speaker 1That motherfucker been on ice for a damn damn month and a couple weeks. That's crazy. All because of these motherfuckers.
Speaker 3That is crazy work.
Speaker 1Don't know how to put shit together. Everybody waiting for me to do some shit, so hey, I did it, took care of it and all of a sudden, people have issues with it a week before the funeral.
Speaker 3Well, you stepped up and did what you had to do. Thank you, pat.
Speaker 1Well, you stepped up and did what you had to do. Thank you, pat yourself on the back, I appreciate it Was he thawed.
Speaker 1Well, he looked good when I seen him in the casting, but, to be honest, nobody nobody but my brother and the other sister thanked me for all of that. Nobody, nobody said shit. That's crazy. So I appreciate it. Thank you, nini, for saying that. No problem, because I shouldn't even got involved in the first place. I don't know that man. I've seen him three times in three decades, so I don't. That's crazy. You know what I'm saying. It was just out of the kindness and wanted to be morally done, right? He?
Speaker 1wanted your peace, ethically done right. You know what I'm saying? I just think it should be. He shouldn't be taken advantage of, as he was going yeah, right Up by yonder, yeah, up by yonder, yeah. So I wanted to help. I said I was going to help, I'm a man of my word, so I did that. And then for all that shit to happen, nah, y'all can keep that. He's a good man, savannah Good man. He's a good man.
Speaker 3You treated me so good man.
Speaker 1And all these fucking, all the other motherfuckers that came and hey, you know, remember when I told you like I realized I'm not a part of the bloodline. Uh-huh, I'm a whole different bloodline. My last name came from a whole family that isn't part of my bloodline. That's so crazy. So I'm meeting everybody that I'm actually in my bloodline. I don't know who the fuck they are.
Speaker 3Yeah, that generation just have like all types of fucking secrets.
Speaker 1It's weird, it's ridiculous they all showed up at the funeral. I'm like yo, I don't. I never knew any of them.
Speaker 2Well, at least you could say they knew me. At least you could say your father introduced you to your other family.
Speaker 1Yeah, to a degree yeah, and they talking about hey, you look like him, you look like him, and I was like I don't give a fuck. Yeah, that's crazy, anyway. Anyway, you know, I'll probably go, I get the. We should do a Patreon. I want the real scoop, the real scoop.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1Let's sign out here. Let me just find Where's my favorite. We going to Whitney, right? We doing Whitney.
Speaker 5Whitney Mm-mm.
Speaker 1I want to find my song. What's your song? As soon as I find it, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3Mm-mm. You supposed to know, dave, that's not how that work. Jesus, wait, I can't even talk because I don't be knowing the titles of songs. I could never win one of them. Damn, what is it? It's not a survey. Trivia yeah, I love trivia. They be like oh, what's this song? I know the song, but I don't know the fucking name, Sean.
Speaker 1what's our Whitney Houston song that we usually go to?
Speaker 2What's the name of it? I'm your Baby Tonight.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's what I'm looking for. There it is. That's what I'm looking for. This is what we're signing off on.
Speaker 3Woo-hoo Ladies and gentlemen, x-men.
Speaker 5G Wolverine Storm Wolverine.
Speaker 1Storm, Professor X Later we out of here. Thank you for joining us. We love y'all.
Speaker 5Plus ones. But you got a magic voice that I just can't explain. Well, you got a. You got a way that you're making me feel I can do. I can do anything for you, baby. I'll be down for you. Baby, lay all my heart out tonight. Just hold on to me, baby, I'll be there in a hurry. It's your move. So, baby, baby, this time, Whatever you want from me, I'm giving you everything. I'm your baby tonight. You're giving me ecstasy. You are my fantasy. I'm your baby tonight. From the second you touched me, I was ready to die. I've never been fatal, and you're my first time. I feel like an angel who just started to fly. Well, you got a. You got a way that you're making me feel I can feel I can do anything For you, baby, I'm out.
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