Episode 078: Shitty Chanel #5

The unhinged energy at The Table reaches new heights as our hosts dive into everything from nostalgic R&B albums to bizarre celebrity news with their signature no-filter approach. 

We kick things off with a music appreciation moment for Monica's underrated album "The Makings of Me" before unpacking the recent Carrie Hilson revelation about that infamous Beyoncé "diss track" that derailed her career. The truth behind who actually wrote those controversial lyrics sheds new light on how powerful fan bases like the Beyhive can make or break careers with alarming efficiency.

Things take a stomach-turning turn when we discuss the viral story of a woman who had her BBL removed after developing an unbearable odor that cost her relationship and social standing. Our reactions range from horrified to hysterical as we explore the unexpected consequences of cosmetic procedures gone wrong.

The conversation shifts to workplace confessions as we share our most unprofessional moments on the job - from movie theater shenanigans to deliberately sabotaging customer service calls. These stories prompt a larger discussion about work-life frustrations and small rebellions that many listeners will find surprisingly relatable.

We tackle several buzzing pop culture moments, including the high school student arrested for releasing a diss track, Ray J's desperate attempts to join Kai Cenat's celebrity sleepovers, and Tokyo Tony's relationship drama caught on camera. Our spirited debate about the true Mount Rushmore of male R&B brings out passionate opinions about music legacies and proper recognition for the genre's pioneers.

Join us for these hilarious, unfiltered conversations that feel like catching up with your most outspoken friends. Listen now, share your thoughts, and remember - if you can't take what we're serving, this Table isn't for you!

Transcript

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Speaker 1 0:00

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Speaker 2 0:06

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Speaker 3 0:11

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Speaker 2 0:19

Reservation denied Denied. Enjoy the show.

Speaker 4 0:22

It's funny how the tables turn, turn, turn, turn.

Speaker 1 0:30

Oh my God. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the show. It's so good. April for three is in the building. Knock, knock bitches.

Speaker 3 0:48

And you know it's singing. It's my favorite song too.

Speaker 1 0:51

You know it's singing, let's go, yep, yep. Groove with me, me ladies, and gentlemen, Cruise with me in your cars, in your office, at home, on the toilet, I don't know Wherever. Wherever, you're listening, we appreciate you listening.

Speaker 5 1:48

Ring, ring, ring. Let the phone stop you listening. We appreciate you listening. We appreciate you listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 1:58

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 2:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tryna, get it quick when the thong come on. They like that's my last move. Yeah, yeah, pulling up the wall. You about to get a taste of the way that we do it down here in the eight. Let me say, tell two of me, I just love to dance. I love, while I'm damn right, shake it all night. Every time the beat drop, all the ladies in the club Grab a two.

Speaker 6 3:01

And you work it real slow, you can do it too. Rock, rock, rock Every time the beat drop, yeah. You remember this challenge back in the day.

Speaker 4 3:20

Singing, if you know it, yep, uh-huh.

Speaker 6 3:39

Sing it, baby, you feel, oh, and I love, love you baby.

Speaker 1 3:54

So gone, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right now. All right now, let's go. I ain't singing the way I thought y'all was going to be singing. Come on now I'm taking it all in Nah man, we partying right now.

Speaker 7 4:14

I'm in my purr. Can I talk to you for a minute, inseparable? That's how we were. Do anything, you were, my world. I gave to you.

Speaker 4 4:44

You shared with me Of the love of you, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Speaker 5 4:47

I hope you're enjoying your day.

Speaker 4 4:49

Y'all week.

Speaker 1 4:53

It should be a show week for everybody. It's a holiday coming up, happy Easter. I'm not going to show up for you, no.

Speaker 4 5:07

And I'm going to show it for you.

Speaker 6 5:10

Good, Friday's coming. Let's have a great weekend.

Speaker 3 5:30

All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this to it. No bitch, Because we were fucking.

Speaker 1 5:43

Well, that's how you intro a show.

Speaker 2 5:47

Hey everybody.

Speaker 1 5:47

What's up, me too.

Speaker 2 5:48

What's going on? Yes, what's going on. Monica, you know what I had to say Recently. I was well, you know I always listen to Monica, so, but After the Storm is my favorite album from her, and the Boy's Mind is like the closest second. But I didn't realize how much I actually like the makings of me and I don't think it got enough credit.

Speaker 3 6:15

It didn't. It didn't, that was a dope-ass album.

Speaker 2 6:17

I was listening through that album again and I was like, wow, yeah, right, don't Take.

Speaker 6 6:21

It Personal album was pretty much my one and only album I listened to for Monica.

Speaker 1 6:24

Wow, yeah, right, don't take it personal was pretty much my one and only album I listened to for Monica.

Speaker 2 6:29

Mustang yeah.

Speaker 3 6:30

Mustang yeah, that's crazy that record that's wild, yeah, but uh, 11,000 fucking songs albums after that, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 6:43

So hey, hey hey, it's been a busy week, how's everyone? 11,000 fucking songs, albums after that. That's crazy, yeah. So hey, hey, hey, it's been a busy week, how's everyone doing.

Speaker 3 6:50

Hey guys.

Speaker 1 6:51

How's everyone doing?

Speaker 3 6:53

I'm ready for this week to be fucking done.

Speaker 1 6:54

That's how I'm doing Pretty much almost done.

Speaker 3 6:57

Mm-mm. Them days is taking forever. The other day I literally felt like I was working straight four hours. The other day, I literally felt like I was working straight four hours and I looked up and it was only fucking nine o'clock.

Speaker 1 7:11

That was a dramatic pause. Because, that was a dramatic. It was like only fucking nine o'clock.

Speaker 3 7:19

It was. It had just turned nine o'clock. I was pissed Because, I swear, for me it felt like it was noon. I was ready for lunch like I wasn't hungry, but I just knew, like once you get to lunch.

Speaker 1 7:32

The hardest hour is always 10 o'clock, because it's like lunch is right there and you know like you've been to work for a couple hours already, so you want to take that break, but it's like you got that fucking hour or two left and it always seemed like lunch come fast and then the rest of the day is like take forever His name is Lunch now. I know, mister, your name is Lunch, but so we had the same joke at the same time. Hey, you're catching on, you're catching on.

Speaker 3 7:58

Hey, yo Get out of here. Actually, you know what, when it hits 10 o'clock which is so weird I do, but when it hits 10 o'clock that's like my alright the day about to go, I don't know why like an hour after 9. I'm like the day about to go, but when it turned 9, I'm like what the fuck? It's only 9 o'clock.

Speaker 2 8:19

With that voice.

Speaker 3 8:20

Yes, I be pissed.

Speaker 2 8:23

Usually for me it's like when it's 7 o'clock on a dot.

Speaker 3 8:26

In your drop top In my drop top. Cruising the scene.

Speaker 1 8:29

Oh yeah, Nah, bro, 7 o'clock, you're going to drop.

Speaker 2 8:34

Dropping your drawers. You know what, yes, to get in the shower? Yes, I am. Oh, wow, yes, I am. Thank you so much. You should be clean. You're kicking in my bathroom you know what's crazier?

Speaker 3 8:46

It's how I'm complaining about how long it's taking to get to 9 o'clock. When come next week, my hours change.

Speaker 1 8:52

I change my hours, it's going to take forever to get to 9.

Speaker 2 8:56

I go in at 6.30 now, oh my.

Speaker 1 8:58

God as opposed to what 7. Oh so 30 minute difference. Nine o'clock might be like an eternity. Yo, for real.

Speaker 2 9:07

When you be just pushing it Yo for real.

Speaker 3 9:11

Well, one, oh my God One. When it's even sooner than that, the traffic is pretty much obsolete. So it really will be a smooth ass drive for me.

Speaker 2 9:22

It just won't be a smooth ass wake up.

Speaker 3 9:24

It won't. I'm already fucking up anyway, but like I do be tired. I am up, yeah I am, and like it just be hard, but I don't think it doesn't matter what time in the morning Going crazy in the morning? Huh, I wish I just doesn't matter what time in the morning, going crazy in the morning, huh, I wish I just don't know what time like would make a difference in the am for me. I'm just not a morning person period.

Speaker 1 9:55

No, but so you go in earlier.

Speaker 3 9:57

Because I want to get out of work earlier.

Speaker 2 10:00

Oh gotcha. So you're going to do like 6 or 2.30? 6.30 to like 6.30 to 3. Okay, 6.30.

Speaker 1 10:06

Yeah 6.30 to 3.

Speaker 3 10:07

Okay, okay, your week Half hour makes a difference.

Speaker 2 10:13

I feel like the week has pretty much gone by like pretty quick for me, yeah.

Speaker 3 10:19

You've been busy.

Speaker 1 10:20

And it's a short week. It should be a short week for everybody.

Speaker 2 10:22

One of my co-workers was out.

Speaker 3 10:27

So you had a peaceful week, that was enjoyable. Okay.

Speaker 2 10:30

That was enjoyable.

Speaker 3 10:31

See, I'm bored. That's probably why this shit's dragging ass.

Speaker 1 10:38

Yeah, I got three short weeks in a row. Last week I didn't have a Friday. It was my regular Friday off. This week we got the holiday off.

Speaker 3 10:47

Next week I got the friday off I was gonna say four day, four day week for me for three weeks we really expected you to come on here and say something completely different, but yet you say the same thing yeah, every single.

Speaker 1 10:59

I love my job I do.

Speaker 3 11:02

I love my job. I love my job too, but it's just it's boring right now, it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 11:07

It's just boring right now, beautiful, stacking my uh, my vacation time, stacking my sick time.

Speaker 2 11:14

I don't have to use it it's right, I was gonna say it's easy to do that work from home, just yeah I still got pl days.

Speaker 1 11:20

Usually should be going in. Any other man look.

Speaker 2 11:22

I remember during the pandemic, that was like the best time to just stack all your time, because it was like when I was working at home and I'm like, yeah, so I'm on vacation, yeah.

Speaker 3 11:34

I ain't got to do shit. That must have been nice for you guys oh.

Speaker 2 11:40

Well, you have an important job. We don't have important jobs, my job ain't fucking important.

Speaker 1 11:43

My job isn't important at all. Well, not back then, but now it is. Yes, it was, did you?

Speaker 3 11:50

just say your job wasn't important at all. I didn't, uh-oh.

Speaker 2 11:55

He was like I pick things up and put things down.

Speaker 1 11:58

And it's fucked up because I work for DD something.

Speaker 8 12:03

Hey yo.

Speaker 1 12:05

Yeah, I was dealing with people. It should have been important to me.

Speaker 2 12:11

It should have been. That's sad, those poor people.

Speaker 1 12:19

Yeah, I hate. Anyway, I was about to just go crazy, but I'm just going to keep that to myself. Maybe on a Patreon, if we decide to create one, that shit is about to get stupid. Anyway, what's going on in this world that?

Speaker 2 12:41

what hasn't been going on in this world? Everything is crazy, everybody crazy, but um definitely. What's crazy to me is what's been going on with um. Did you hear about the beyonce carrie hilson stuff?

Speaker 3 12:57

uh, carrie hilson coming out um finally yeah, about did she like apologize?

Speaker 2 13:03

for this song that she made back in the day that she didn't really make Correct, everyone thought she made. And now she's finally coming out and speaking about it Because she didn't touch on it at all back then. She kind of owned it and her career just kind of like disappeared.

Speaker 1 13:20

I wonder if people feel bad for that. Of course they don't.

Speaker 2 13:24

The I've went crazy on it? They don't I mean Beehive went crazy on her.

Speaker 3 13:26

They don't give a shit. Even with her saying this, they probably don't care.

Speaker 2 13:30

So I did see a lot of support for her now.

Speaker 6 13:33

From the Beehive Well.

Speaker 2 13:35

I don't know who's Beehive and who's not. I know a lot of people was like, wow, damn, like you know, we didn't realize that. Thanks for speaking up, because we really dragged your ass through the mud. Didn't Esther Dean write the record? So, yeah, it turned out that Esther Dean ended up. She came out. Yeah, First Esther Dean came out on some bullshit. Oh, what'd she say?

Speaker 1 13:54

I didn't see that one.

Speaker 2 13:56

She basically was like yeah and I wrote it.

Speaker 1 14:03

And then she thought about it or Jay-Z said something yeah, like uh.

Speaker 2 14:05

And because she came back out and was like so yeah, you guys, you know I'm sorry. And you know women power. You know we shouldn't have.

Speaker 3 14:14

No, but Estedine pin game is crazy though.

Speaker 1 14:16

I've heard yeah.

Speaker 3 14:19

She ain't want to mess up that bag. No, Like bitch, you can't write us off as Beyonce going forward. You doing shit like that.

Speaker 1 14:27

That's exactly what happened. Now that y'all saying that, yeah that makes sense. That makes sense for her like owning this shit, like oh, poor Carrie yo, because I thought she had a promising career. Her pen game was ridiculous and so they shoved her because Jay-Z and whatever team the Beehive.

Speaker 3 14:45

Yeah, they shelved her the.

Speaker 1 14:46

Beehive shelved her. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 14:48

Which technically I don't. So it shelved her solo artist career, right? Not because she was a writer before she came out. Her pin game is crazy too, yeah.

Speaker 2 14:59

Because it was basically like oh, she co-wrote the song and she's like well, no, I actually only just wrote this one line and it had nothing to do with Beyonce. The Beyonce line was S to D.

Speaker 1 15:10

What line was it?

Speaker 2 15:12

It was in the remix of Turning. Me On it was the remix version. I don't want to listen to it because I can't remember.

Speaker 1 15:19

Anyway.

Speaker 2 15:21

But yeah, I mean, it's nice to know that.

Speaker 3 15:25

But the fact that she was forced.

Speaker 1 15:28

Yeah, the people in her camp was like.

Speaker 3 15:30

To sing it though.

Speaker 1 15:31

Yeah, we putting this out because we want to be at a direct competition with Beyonce.

Speaker 2 15:36

So that's the thing, though, because a lot of people are like really, harry, because you had a choice, are you really going to say I was forced, yeah, nobody put a gun to your head and said you have to sing this?

Speaker 3 15:50

That is true. But she wanted her career, so you chose that avenue and she still chose it, that's what they're saying. Like you, still chose.

Speaker 2 15:58

Right, you still made a choice, because nobody can make you sing a remix.

Speaker 3 16:03

You do have a choice. You have a choice, A choice, A choice. You have a choice to either end your career which your career got ended anyway being forced to sing this song. You know what I mean. People probably would have worked with you more Because I feel like her career wouldn't have ended if she didn't do it.

Speaker 2 16:21

If she didn't do it and she put it out there. If they were trying to now end Right If she didn't do it. If she didn't do it and she put it out there. If they were trying to like now in her career, right, because she didn't do it, and she put it out there like no, they wanted me to like go after Beyonce and I wasn't going to do that, right, I feel like people would have supported her more.

Speaker 3 16:35

Beyonce probably would have came in and been like For a new artist to the people yeah, but in her album was like it was it great?

Speaker 1 16:55

yeah, like she blew up, yeah album she blew up, and then the remix came out yeah, mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 17:03

Yeah, because I think the remix came out. Yeah, yeah, because I think the remix came out. Didn't it come out like after her second album? Yeah, because it wasn't even on the first yeah, like her first album came out, then her second, cause she had a second album that was out and she was working on a third album when all that happened she was already on the way from the first album, yeah and then she was already on a wave.

Speaker 1 17:24

Yeah.

Speaker 3 17:24

And then they told her, her camp sabotaged her.

Speaker 1 17:27

It was like why you're on top of the game right now. Let's go for the person at the top. Right Type of shit. And the person at the top was like bitch.

Speaker 2 17:40

And I think they didn't count on the fact that Beyonce has such a large Machine behind her. Yes, a large following that. They are brutal, they are ruthless.

Speaker 3 17:51

And the crazy part about it, even back then, the Beehive. The Beehive was a. They transitioned from Destiny's Child, I'm about to say, to her solo album. So they went from Destiny's Children To Beyonce's.

Speaker 1 18:06

Baby, I didn't realize it was that prevalent back then. Crazy, I thought, like a couple albums in and Beehive started kind of coming around.

Speaker 2 18:14

They've been marinating like July 4th.

Speaker 3 18:16

Listen, I think they might be worse than Britney fans back then.

Speaker 2 18:20

Yeah, yeah, britney Spears.

Speaker 3 18:22

Spears, britney Spears, spears. Yeah, britney Spears fans was crazy For real.

Speaker 1 18:26

Yo, who else has hives like that? You know that's Nicki Minaj. So what she has? The Barbies, barbies, barbies. Yeah, and then who else? Who else got something?

Speaker 3 18:36

Taylor Swifties.

Speaker 1 18:37

Taylor.

Speaker 3 18:38

Swifties.

Speaker 2 18:39

Yep.

Speaker 1 18:41

I thought Bieber, Justin Bieber wasn Justin Bieber.

Speaker 2 18:43

He does, he has. I don't remember what they're called. Are they called like?

Speaker 3 18:51

No Diddy's, they're called the Biebs.

Speaker 2 18:54

Yeah, they Biebs right. Yeah, something like that. Chris Brown has a huge. Yeah, he got a name for his. But we all just breezy.

Speaker 1 19:03

Oh, y'all breezy.

Speaker 2 19:05

You see how I say we all.

Speaker 1 19:09

His fan base is called Slaps. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 19:17

That's horrible, because he makes slaps. That's horrible.

Speaker 1 19:22

It's a reference to his music. They call it his slaps.

Speaker 3 19:24

That's horrible it's a, it's a no, it's a reference to his music. Stop it. They call hits slaps yeah, the way he tried to cover up shit is crazy it don't even work stop it. Nobody's believing that shit. No, it's, it's a real term. Yes, it is it is we

Speaker 1 19:38

know that.

Speaker 3 19:39

That's what I'm saying but it's not working for you. Double entendre, yeah.

Speaker 8 19:42

What the?

Speaker 6 19:43

hell, are you doing Okay?

Speaker 2 19:47

All right, it's okay. Speaking of Beyonce, we got a little question out there.

Speaker 3 19:51

Oh, yes, question, question, question, anyone, anybody? Oh, no, so if you were playing truth or dare with Beyonce, what would you ask?

Speaker 1 20:04

Would it be a truth or what would you dare her? It would be a dare.

Speaker 3 20:09

It would Nope.

Speaker 8 20:11

What would you dare? Nope, hey, yo don't do that to me, don't do that to me.

Speaker 3 20:23

Yo Dog, I had no, no go ahead.

Speaker 2 20:25

No, no, no. What would you dare? I want to know what the dare would be what you daring how to do like I dare you to eat my ass and lick my gooch exactly now you're gonna hear security.

Speaker 1 20:43

You're gonna hear Jay You're going to hear Jay-Z in the back, hey, Beyonce.

Speaker 2 20:48

Hey yo Now he sound like somebody, nana, I would do truth. I would do truth.

Speaker 3 20:54

And what would your question be?

Speaker 2 20:56

What the hell really happened in that elevator. What why With Solange?

Speaker 1 21:00

Yes, you know, I don't even think you gotta ask Beyonce.

Speaker 3 21:07

I think if you get close enough to the salon she gonna tell you anyway.

Speaker 2 21:10

She might do that while she's windmilling, so you might catch a straight ankle or some shit.

Speaker 3 21:16

Yeah, not the ankle. That's crazy. You know, I thought about this. I don't even know what I would ask her or dare her to do. I know what you would. I'd probably be like I dare you to give me $10 million and let me keep it.

Speaker 1 21:34

And let you keep it. Let me walk away alive.

Speaker 3 21:37

No snipers. What you think I was going to do, I want to hear.

Speaker 1 21:42

I would dare her to let me smell her cooch.

Speaker 3 21:45

Really Find out. It smell like nutmeg, it smell like nutmeg and milk.

Speaker 2 21:50

Ew, why nutmeg and milk?

Speaker 3 21:53

Do nutmeg even got a scent.

Speaker 1 21:55

It smell like Connecticut.

Speaker 2 21:57

Why does she smell like eggnog?

Speaker 3 21:59

At least it's not New Jersey. You don't get it. Why does she?

Speaker 1 22:01

smell like eggnog Because we the nutmeg state Eggnog, eggnog, because we did not mix it. He said eggnog, eggnog, right, christmas special. She smell like Christmas special. You know what? All right, never mind. Yeah, please, you're done. What would you thought she was going to say?

Speaker 2 22:19

I thought she would ask her to go to church with her.

Speaker 1 22:22

Mm-mm. Because would ask her to go to church with her Mm-mm Down by the bayou. She's a.

Speaker 2 22:25

God-fearing woman Down by the bayou.

Speaker 1 22:29

Where the girls get naked, the.

Speaker 2 22:31

Church of Golden Beignet.

Speaker 3 22:35

Not the Church of Golden Beignet. Would you smash a pass? Cool, I'd say.

Speaker 1 22:41

If I had the opportunity, I'm smashing yeah, you would too. I yeah, you would too.

Speaker 8 22:47

I know you would too. That's all I'm about to say to him, but you just jumped on me real quick.

Speaker 3 22:53

I wouldn't deny that, hell no.

Speaker 2 22:55

It depends on what I'm getting out of it. If I'm getting money out of it, yeah. If I'm not, oh, you got to be a prostitute.

Speaker 1 23:02

Yes, okay.

Speaker 2 23:05

Ain't no shame in none of the games I play?

Speaker 1 23:09

No, absolutely. I gotta sign my name on one of her cellulite lines.

Speaker 2 23:13

You know what? Why you had to.

Speaker 3 23:16

You got cellulite. I don't know. That's crazy, that's horrible. You ain't smashing it now, not with that Come and get them beive so you like coming?

Speaker 1 23:27

oh, my god most of the beehives got cellulite allegedly.

Speaker 2 23:38

Let's just move on speaking of cellulite, did you wait?

Speaker 1 23:42

we got a story about cell well, kind of sort of.

Speaker 2 23:46

Did you see this woman that, um, she had her bbl removed a year um after she got it, because she said her ass started to smell bad and so she said she got to the point where she had to carry air freshener and perfume around because, yuck, I don't feel like it was the bbl, I feel like it was just her ass no, I feel like it was the bbl no dog only because I know somebody so she didn't get a brazilian butt lift, she got a brooklyn butt lift so she explained so she kind of explains why it stank, because her procedure it didn't take, so it wasn't healing properly, so her wounds wasn't closing and nothing.

Speaker 3 24:37

So it just smelled like rotten flesh. Ew, yeah, ew. But there's audio when she's explaining that shit.

Speaker 7 24:46

To your face. They get my BBL surgically removed.

Speaker 8 24:52

So in part one, I was told Yo, first of all, stop waiting.

Speaker 3 24:57

She got to be from Baltimore. Because of the way she talk Right, she sound like she's from.

Speaker 2 25:03

Maybe that's why.

Speaker 1 25:04

It wasn't her BBL.

Speaker 2 25:04

Maybe that's like a cover voice. You know how, when they don't want to be, and they be like but maybe that's her.

Speaker 1 25:11

I think that's her real voice oh my god, let me run this back. This is part two on why I had to get my BBL surgically removed.

Speaker 7 25:20

So in part one I was telling y'all how my sit down ear was sinking, and it got to the point. So we're having to carry a choice of words, a bottle of air freshener or a bottle of perfume, because when I would use public restrooms, it would stink so bad because you use a public restrooms.

Speaker 1 25:42

It was stink so bad Because you use a public restroom.

Speaker 7 25:46

It was like so much bacteria I didn't want to come out the bathroom when it's smelling like that, and someone else was waiting at the door. When I say that BBL really ruined my life, I even lost my boyfriend behind it. He was talking to me. You're stinking real bad down there and I can't stomach it first I'm in denial like no, you're hating, you're mad.

Speaker 7 26:10

I got a BBL. It was the truth. It got to the point to where I would be washing my laundry. You know you should be washing your ass, like I've been doing before. I got the BBL. When I would get my laundry out of the dryer it would still smell like that rot-eating flesh.

Speaker 3 26:32

I really was like See now, when it got to that part, it lost me, because what kind of detergent you use Extra?

Speaker 2 26:44

The blue bottle, but she's a Don. You've used Extra the blue bottle.

Speaker 1 26:48

But she's using Dawn.

Speaker 2 26:51

No, because Dawn will get the smell out.

Speaker 1 26:54

Dawn will get the grease out the way.

Speaker 2 26:56

If Dawn can clean ducks, I don't know if she realized that perfume and stuff is not going to take the smell away.

Speaker 3 27:03

It just makes it worse. It's just going to go on top of it Right, use Febreze.

Speaker 2 27:07

So now you smell like shitty. Chanel number five Like she smelled like bacteria. White pearls Yo.

Speaker 4 27:14

Yo.

Speaker 3 27:23

You said she had your sewage.

Speaker 2 27:27

Oh shit, People really think that that works, though, Like just people that don't bathe or whatever and they just spray.

Speaker 1 27:35

Explain it to me. So she had a botched BBL.

Speaker 3 27:39

I don't think her BBL was botched. I think that it just she didn't let it heal properly. She probably wasn't doing the necessary things for her BBL was botched. I think that it just she didn't let it heal properly. She probably wasn't doing the necessary things for her BBL to have healed properly.

Speaker 1 27:47

So was it leaking Like leaking juices?

Speaker 3 27:50

Most likely, most likely, that's probably what was happening.

Speaker 2 27:54

It was leaking Minute, maid.

Speaker 1 27:57

Too good of a choice of drink.

Speaker 2 28:00

Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 28:02

That's the third story I heard she was leaking Tampico. Don't do that to Tampico, but that's the third story. I heard about somebody having a BBL and they shit stink. Like what is they? They think they taking they fat but they taking they shit and they pumping it in they ass. I'm just asking that's nasty, that's nasty.

Speaker 1 28:26

Well, be careful out there if you're getting a BBL, that's right, never get the BBL.

Speaker 3 28:30

My flat ass is flat. I don't think you.

Speaker 1 28:32

Honestly, I really don't think y'all need to go out your way to get a BBL, but but why?

Speaker 2 28:38

she thought her man was jealous that she got a BBL.

Speaker 3 28:46

She said the man left because of the stench.

Speaker 1 28:47

But she said because he was jealous because she had a BBL. Oh well, he ain't mad no more.

Speaker 7 28:52

He ain't able to breathe.

Speaker 1 28:56

Sewage butt out of here, sewage butt.

Speaker 3 28:59

He living in a downy home right now.

Speaker 2 29:01

Now see the real thing is going to be if she still got bad sit-down air. After she get it removed.

Speaker 1 29:09

I mean, she wasn't wiping right, she was wiping back to front, so the shit was going in her coochie lips.

Speaker 3 29:17

That is not how that works.

Speaker 2 29:19

Her undercarriage was just not With the BBL oh this guy.

Speaker 3 29:24

She got a BBL oh this guy.

Speaker 1 29:26

She got a BBL and got her butthole sewed together. She ain't had no place in shit, so that's why it was she ain't got a hole.

Speaker 3 29:37

Educate yourself.

Speaker 8 29:38

Please, please.

Speaker 1 29:42

She ain't got a butthole, she got a BBO. She ain't have enough BBO jersey.

Speaker 2 29:49

Turn your mic off and then educate yourself. No, seriously.

Speaker 3 29:53

Google. Why you talking nigga?

Speaker 8 29:54

Shut the fuck up, stop it.

Speaker 1 29:57

She ain't have enough to put the hole back, so she was just like never mind.

Speaker 3 30:03

Nachu said. This bitch had her booty hole replaced, like when you get a tummy tuck, motherfucker, get the hell out of here.

Speaker 6 30:14

That is not how it works.

Speaker 8 30:17

Next topic. Please, please, oh, my God.

Speaker 2 30:22

Oh, my God Moving on.

Speaker 8 30:25

You are unnecessary.

Speaker 1 30:28

Yo.

Speaker 2 30:29

Question for y'all what's the most unprofessional thing you've done at one of your jobs? Talk like this.

Speaker 1 30:41

It's a job. Oh my God, what's the what Most unnecessary?

Speaker 2 30:46

thing, most unprofessional thing, you've done Everything.

Speaker 1 30:50

Done or said at a job.

Speaker 2 30:52

Well, I guess it would.

Speaker 1 30:53

Encompass all of it. Yeah, all right, go ahead Nene.

Speaker 6 31:01

All right go ahead Nene.

Speaker 2 31:04

He said you're the only one unprofessional.

Speaker 3 31:07

He lying. Like you ain't record previous episodes. You already told, so go ahead.

Speaker 1 31:13

That is true, what I say.

Beyoncé, Carrie Hilson, and Music Drama

Speaker 3 31:17

No, you tell us what you said, we not about to tell you. I don't know what you're talking about. We know you've done some unprofessional shit at work. So go ahead, just go ahead and think about it oh like have sex.

Speaker 1 31:32

Oh, have you. Yes, I've had sex at work. Wow, you're nasty. I was younger Like I was a listen when this town had a movie theater in it. Uh-huh and I, you, worked at the theater. I worked at the theater and I was an usher.

Speaker 6 31:53

Man, he was an usher. He was an usher.

Speaker 3 31:55

I was like Not a church usher people.

Speaker 2 32:01

He wasn't locking doors. That's why them fools Was so sneaky.

Speaker 6 32:03

You gotta suck off the US H-E-R what? What, what.

Speaker 1 32:09

Moving on. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 32:11

Not just passing out tickets For head.

Speaker 2 32:14

Yes, and having to fill out Applications at the same time yes, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 32:18

Yes, that's, that's, that's not a lie.

Speaker 3 32:21

Just random people, just slobbered it off, you know the cute ones.

Speaker 2 32:30

NeNe.

Speaker 3 32:30

You staying safe all this time. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 32:34

I'm always safe. I'm always safe.

Speaker 3 32:41

What's the most unprofessional thing? Mm-hmm. I worked at a call center and I put all the calls on, like so you're supposed to put them on hold when you get up and walk away, but I let them bitches just keep going through. So people was calling trying to get a reservation and all you would hear is hello. And they would be on the phone For a while but didn't have to hang up. Nobody was responding Because I was Away from my desk Doing what I was actually Bringing my daughter To her grandmother. Oh my god, because I brought her to work, because nobody could watch her Until a certain time. So that's what happened.

Speaker 2 33:14

I used to work At a call center and I used to like if somebody was like had too much attitude, that'd be the worst oh yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 33:22

Oh yeah, that was what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 33:23

Cost anything, oh yeah because I know a previous episode I said like somebody had called, had a whole attitude and I deleted their whole plane reservations and, bitch, go ahead and try to go.

Speaker 1 33:32

Oh yeah somewhere not happening?

Speaker 3 33:33

yeah, reservation Not happening.

Speaker 1 33:36

Yeah.

Speaker 3 33:36

Reservation tonight.

Speaker 1 33:39

I hung up on mad people. Mad people, yo, I don't know how people like. I've been in a call center for three years and I hated every second of it, because, first of all, that's people call. Yo, yes, and I hate talking.

Speaker 3 33:53

And it's not always, but the calls doesn't stop.

Speaker 1 33:57

Like they don't stop. They don't fucking stop. It's like I just need to fucking break.

Speaker 8 34:02

You got.

Speaker 1 34:02

PTSD.

Speaker 2 34:03

Isn't it amazing, though, when you think like because a call center you have like a lot of people working there. And everybody's phones. They just don't stop, and that many people need to call.

Speaker 1 34:14

I think they was routing them shits to my fucking phone Like he's in training.

Speaker 1 34:20

Let's just send everything and then they put me on different lines. So I had like five different lines, like different business lines, so I wasn't getting just the regular call-ins, I was getting particular business lines coming in. So it's like I had to remember who was what and what to say for each one. And sometimes, because we're under the same umbrella, we can't talk to them as if we're the main umbrella, so we can't mention that to them. So sometimes I forget that shit man.

Speaker 1 34:50

I fucking hate that shit. I hated to talk. That's the only thing about it. I don't know why I got that fucking job, because I hated to talk, but I just needed a job, so it kind of forced me to talk. But when I got sick of talking, nigga, I'm hanging up on everybody.

Speaker 3 35:06

Ain't that crazy how he hated talking, but yet you have a podcast.

Speaker 1 35:10

Yeah, I still hate talking, but you won't shut up. I know this is why I like it, because my inner thoughts are being said out loud and it's crazy, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 35:24

Mine was an after hours call center. Not like that, not like that.

Speaker 3 35:30

Now you know, when you started with after hours he was coming.

Speaker 1 35:34

You were just in your lingerie taking calls. Huh Little tassels on you, so unnecessary.

Speaker 8 35:40

So like You're just in your lingerie taking calls, huh Like hey big boy Unnecessary, so like if you say what was your voice call?

Speaker 2 35:47

Say you called a business or a doctor's office or something like that, and it was like after hours when the thing was closed. But they still think they're getting you. How'd you answer it? What?

Speaker 1 35:57

was the voice you used.

Speaker 2 36:01

Hey, it's a boy. No, I was like go manji. But we had, like you were saying, we had like, specific ways that we had to answer based on what company they were calling for. And it was like, oh, if they were calling the funeral home, we couldn't be happy. We had to sound like sad.

Speaker 3 36:23

Are you serious?

Speaker 2 36:24

Because it's like people calling about that.

Speaker 3 36:25

That's why them people sound like that. I hate that, and it was like you can't be happy if they calling about your loved one and I was like hey, thanks for calling. Thanks for calling the funeral home. I'm about to help you today.

Speaker 1 36:40

My father just died.

Speaker 3 36:41

Wait, what kind of packages are you looking for? Why are you so?

Speaker 1 36:45

chipper bitch.

Speaker 3 36:47

Because they're dead and not you.

Speaker 1 36:51

Yeah, you would have got fired.

Speaker 3 36:53

I would have never got hired.

Speaker 1 36:55

Yeah, me neither.

Speaker 3 36:56

And I did that with my lingerie on.

Speaker 2 36:58

I believe it. I believe it I believe it, so your big daddy died didn't he?

Speaker 5 37:03

Oh no, your big daddy died.

Speaker 3 37:06

Oh my gosh, that's the name of this episode.

Speaker 2 37:11

So your big daddy died.

Speaker 1 37:14

How can I service you today? Oh my God, Anyway.

Speaker 2 37:25

I don't want to do this.

Speaker 5 37:26

Hello.

Speaker 3 37:28

So Hello. I got the visual of you in a lingerie.

Speaker 1 37:32

Lingerie Talking about hey, big boy hey big boy, your big daddy died. Get out of here.

Speaker 2 37:42

And you got the voice for it Right.

Speaker 3 37:43

Yeah, that's the job that he was talking about. That's what he was doing, but nobody was like buying his ticket. No.

Speaker 1 37:54

Take off your shirt.

Speaker 2 37:57

Did you guys hear about that high school student that went viral after getting arrested for dropping a diss track? Who he diss?

Speaker 1 38:06

He must have like to get this kind of attention. Who the fuck did he diss Is?

Speaker 8 38:14

it audio. It's audio for it, oh shit.

Speaker 6 38:27

That fat ass nigga do his eat. Nigga fuck you. Nigga fuck you. Is it audio? It's audio for it. Oh shit, fuck y'all. And everybody that snitched on me Say I'm crazy, i'ma make you fuck niggas. Learn, benjamin, don't say a word, I'll make your big back ass bite the curb. Fuck what you heard on your ass, nigga and his bitch. All this big back. Fuck that bitch ass, nigga. Fuck that nigga. Benjamin. Change his name to Benna bitch.

Speaker 1 39:05

Fuck that nigga, benna bitch, I'll beat his ass out of there.

Speaker 3 39:09

He got arrested. Yeah, get his ass out of there.

Speaker 2 39:11

Did he record that on the original cell phone?

Speaker 1 39:13

Right he recorded it on a beeper, the fuck kind of quality he was angry as fuck.

Speaker 3 39:19

He ain't even like changed the.

Speaker 2 39:23

He was high up on the microphone, like he was doing that on payphone. There you go. That shit was horrible.

Speaker 1 39:29

He put his quarter in Yo, not the quarter. He probably peed on. It too. Probably went on pee on payphone. Hey yo, and then rapped in it.

Speaker 2 39:37

That's nasty. Magic's the only person that know people. So what? He got cut, so he got arrested.

Speaker 1 39:42

He got arrested, wait what happened to him with the football team he got cut from the team or some shit.

Speaker 3 39:46

It doesn't even say Like it doesn't even go into detail. Boy, you suck dog.

Speaker 1 40:00

They just probably got arrested because of the threats. You know well. He 18, so they yeah. He couldn't catch a ball, he can't run with it, he can't block nobody.

Speaker 2 40:04

He got mad because he couldn't play the football and he can't rap, and this was in georgia. A place where, like they georgia trying to catch up with florida right now they grow, they grow football players so I guess he had gotten to an altercation with a teammate on the team and he went to Heritage High School and his parents had advised him against physical retaliation with the teammate.

Speaker 3 40:27

Oh, so he brought it to words.

Speaker 2 40:29

So that's why he did the diss track instead.

Speaker 3 40:32

Well if that's the case and I guess there was a video he did a video too.

Speaker 2 40:38

Yeah, but the other student's mother is the one that pressed charges.

Speaker 1 40:41

So here's the thing. Here's the thing about a form of expression. I don't as a music guy and not like I'm a professional professional, but I've written music before and produced music before to vent frustrations, to vent like he was like you're not my dad.

Speaker 1 41:07

Yeah, like just to get all the anger you know, anger out, sadness out, you write records. That's why you got r&b songs, that's why you got club songs, that's why you got breakup songs and makeup songs and sex songs. You kind of put that emotion on paper and turn it to tangible things like records and streaming and whatever. Now you just beat off, or you just beat off. You should have just beat off.

Speaker 3 41:35

But no kudos to the parents saying, hey, find a different avenue instead of putting your paws on somebody and going to jail. But imagine doing the opposite and all you do is a diss track and you go to jail anyway. That's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 41:49

I don't mind him making a diss track. I don't really care about what he's saying, it's just the fact that the way he did it is safe. Nobody got hurt, right? You know what I'm saying. So to arrest somebody like that, I think it's bullshit. And I think if the mother, who, who filed charges, whatever, I think that's bullshit so I don't.

Speaker 2 42:10

I didn't hear the whole song so I don't know everything he might have said in there yeah, I mean I mean he might have made threats or something, because there had to be something that rose to the level that would get him arrested.

Speaker 1 42:24

Can you categorize them as threats in a song?

Speaker 3 42:27

Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm saying you see how many rappers got convicted of murder for their song Nah, young Thug just got off.

Speaker 1 42:37

That's Young Thug. You know what I'm saying? He wasn't the only one. But I'm saying like you can't, you can't.

Speaker 3 42:43

Clearly they can.

Speaker 1 42:46

Only because he's not you know, whatever, but I don't like the fact that you're trying to, you know, hinder a form of expression. That's the only thing I don't like about it. That's the cancel culture right now. Yeah, the form of expression. To silence the form of expression is what I have a problem with. But if he's doing other things outside of that, like he's walking around threatening, like physically threatening him, then I can understand being arrested. But if he got arrested just for making a record, think that's bullshit.

Speaker 1 43:21

I think it's bullshit I think it's bullshit too, when you have these white nationalists running around threatening in people's faces and nobody arrested arrested so free that little boy instead of him picking up some kind of pistol and killing the dude, like he made a record on, arrest him for a form of expression. Yeah, come on, yo Like let's be smart about this, you know.

Speaker 2 43:44

Maybe he should have just hit him with his sit-down air.

Speaker 3 43:47

Free Cortez. Yeah, for real, I just ignored him.

Speaker 6 43:52

I'm not doing this today.

Speaker 3 43:57

He probably would have got the chair.

Speaker 2 44:01

That sit-down air, he probably would have got the chair that sit down there Bars?

Speaker 3 44:09

Did you hear about how tight Ray J was because kind of invited him on?

Speaker 1 44:12

I don't know how tight anything is with Ray J. No, oh, was that for Sean.

Speaker 2 44:19

No, I wouldn't know, I don't think. Ray J is either. He would know, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 44:26

You were saying Let me rephrase that For the adults in the building, Because Ray J is upset that Kai has not invited him over for a shower. Wait what? Kai Sinat has not invited Ray J over to his house so they can shower and he have a sleepover.

Speaker 2 44:49

So Kai Sinat has the streaming you know, yeah, and he has like, um, like Kevin Hart and um, yeah, yeah, they have this like sleepover thing.

Speaker 1 44:57

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 44:58

And they'll together Not naked, but they still leave their panties on.

Speaker 3 45:03

Yeah, and Ray J feels left out.

Speaker 2 45:08

Ray J, you're not, because I think he wanted to promote something or what have you, and he wanted to use Kai's platform because it's so big.

Speaker 3 45:13

His unbreakable glasses that broke.

Speaker 1 45:16

Ray, j's not relevant.

Speaker 2 45:19

So he was trying to become relevant.

Speaker 3 45:21

Yeah, he stayed trying to become relevant.

Speaker 1 45:23

There's nothing you need to be on Kaiser thing for.

Speaker 4 45:28

This is one wish.

Speaker 1 45:32

Is this? Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 45:35

Y'all took showers together, right? No, but we be separated. With swimming trunks, yeah, but not like that.

Speaker 1 45:58

Hey yo, I wanna sleep with y'all niggas too. That's how I meant it. That was a lot.

Speaker 8 46:00

But that's what I meant. If y'all was in the shower, then y'all was in the shower, y'all took a shower together. So I'm like, well, shit, I'll take a shower with them niggas, like on the stream. You know what I'm saying, of course, with clothes on, bro. You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 46:13

Alright, uncle Ray, can I call you up?

Speaker 8 46:17

You know what you can call me up man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 46:22

Hey Ray, it's all desperate. This took off every time.

Speaker 6 46:26

The minute, yeah nigga.

Speaker 8 46:28

Yo, like the next sleepover, like if I'm not invited it's cool, I just be, I just be heard about it. But I was heard about the first one and I'm like damn man, these niggas in the city.

Speaker 1 46:42

they over there sleeping in the bed Like I want to sleep in the bed too.

Speaker 8 46:43

Hey yo, I mean I want my own bunk. Kevin Hart got a bunk, drewski got a bunk. Nigga. This a big night. Brandi, get your brother.

Speaker 3 46:52

I want to sleep too, my nigga Go to bed.

Speaker 1 46:56

This can't be real.

Speaker 3 46:57

Oh no, it's definitely real.

Speaker 1 46:59

Why is Ray J so desperate to get his back blown?

Speaker 3 47:05

Don't do that to Kai.

Speaker 2 47:07

And the fact that, like Kai said, can I call you aunt Because he was trying to like highlight the fact that Ray J Old as fuck, old as fuck so is Kevin Hart Like Kai is like what like like 21 or something like that.

Speaker 1 47:19

But so is.

Speaker 3 47:19

Kevin Hart yeah, but Kevin Hart is relevant right now. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 47:22

But Kevin Hart wasn't begging to be on this little boy show yeah, exactly Like you a grown ass man begging to be on this little boy show.

Speaker 3 47:27

You're bringing like a different type of attention that Kai doesn't have, Ray J you bringing you bringing princess.

Speaker 2 47:35

And Kevin's a comedian, drew Skies. Yeah, comedian A comedian, so it brought. It was like a, you know, a different type of talk. Relevancy. Yeah, ray J wanted to come on and talk about this was my one wish. Come on, guy, he wanted to get.

Speaker 3 47:51

I want to rub some soap on one of y'all niggas back. He's like I want to go to sleep, nigga.

Speaker 2 47:57

you go to sleep every night. What do you mean? And Mimi, wasn't that your favorite song?

Speaker 1 48:01

One Wish. Yeah, no, it was not.

Speaker 2 48:02

Yes, it was Yo she. I swear God, did she not it?

Speaker 3 48:04

was my favorite song. I said I like that song.

Speaker 2 48:08

It was a riff in there. She was like oh my God, I love that riff. His other song was I don't remember the name, but that was your favorite. Mm-hmm. One Wish was her favorite shit. No, it wasn't, because she said that shit and she used to sing it to us. Yes, bro, yeah.

Speaker 3 48:23

You real passionate.

Speaker 2 48:24

Because he want to go to Kaisernat.

Speaker 3 48:26

I want to sleep in the bed too. I want to take a shower.

Speaker 8 48:29

He want bubbles Of course I want my own bunk With one of y y'all niggas in it.

Speaker 2 48:36

No see, he was going a little bit too hard.

Speaker 3 48:38

Yeah, ray J, go spend the night over your sister house if you feel. Yeah, for real, I don't think that's gonna help so um Tokyo Tony was in the.

Speaker 2 48:51

who the fuck is Tokyo Tony? That is Black China's mother. Oh, real crazy.

Speaker 1 49:01

Tokyo, real crazy. Tokyo Tony and Black China, like was that on purpose? So Black China is her, her stage name. So is Tokyo Tony her stage name, or is that her real name?

Speaker 3 49:09

you never know with her. She probably had to change to Tokyo Tony. She wasn't born Tokyo Tony.

The BBL Disaster Story

Speaker 2 49:15

Black China is the baby mother of Rob Kardashian's kid.

Speaker 1 49:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one that won 50 cents, Like she owe him money and shit. But I just can't get over the names Tokyo.

Speaker 2 49:29

Tony is a grandma of one of the Kardashians and she is wild, but she always is like just real ghetto and doing all that craziness. But she had just came out recently and said that she had let one of her fans, who was, um, like she did something dumb or whatever, live with her trying to help them out and that they ended up robbing her and stealing a bunch of shit and it was like 98 000 worth of stuff, which I doubt it, um, I doubt it too.

Speaker 2 50:00

They stole ten dollars worth of fucking pants later a video comes out of tokyo and this alleged fan and they're arguing outside of the car that tokyo was in and they're arguing about the situation and it turned out that the fan is the stud oh shit and she begins to talk about the fact that tokyo, that there was like a sexual, oh yeah, relationship there, and that's when Tokyo, just she closed the car door, like to stop the conversation and then started windmilling.

Speaker 3 50:44

She's like oh, bitch, you ain't signing that NDA.

Speaker 5 50:54

And now she had to put a pause on her. Look what she did she tore my house up, she bust the back window out, why? Would I want you to eat my pussy? Why would I want you to eat my pussy?

Speaker 1 51:13

Why would I want your dirty shit? She turned off the music and everything, yeah she did.

Speaker 2 51:19

Basically, people are like, yeah, that was, was not no fan. This is a lover's quarrel.

Speaker 1 51:23

Sure enough was.

Speaker 2 51:24

Y'all is two little lesbians and y'all is fighting.

Speaker 1 51:27

Cause those were like Hurt relationship fights.

Speaker 2 51:31

Absolutely $98,000 my ass.

Speaker 1 51:39

Flesh rotten bad BBL ass. Oh, wow, oh wow, whoa Yo.

Speaker 3 51:48

So did you guys see that they created the male R&B Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 1 51:55

Yes, who they got on this Mount Rushmore. I didn't see it, so who they got on this Mount Rushmore. I didn't see it. So who they got on this Mount Rushmore. Who the fuck is that?

Speaker 2 52:04

Who is that? It's R Kelly, usher, michael Jackson and that's supposed to be Chris Brown.

Speaker 8 52:11

That is not.

Speaker 2 52:12

Chris Brown that is Leroy from Around the Way. It is Because that is not Chris Brown, that is Jew Bug. Who the fuck, but why they give R Kelly a cornrow.

Speaker 1 52:29

Well, first of all, do y'all agree with this Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 2 52:33

I do not, absolutely.

Speaker 1 52:34

Who needs to go. Who needs to be up here?

Speaker 2 52:35

Michael Jackson needs to go. First of all, because Michael Jackson is not R&B, he's not, he's on a league of his own in pop is not R&B, he's not.

Speaker 1 52:40

He's on a league of his own in pop.

Speaker 2 52:41

He's the king of pop. He's the king of pop. So I don't know why and I understand why they probably was like oh yeah, but most people don't understand what genres of music yeah, they don't really is shoulders either. So so, um, I'm not going to take anything away from usher. I'm not going to take anything away from chris brown. I feel like there are so many other r&b artists that should have made it even before Usher and Chris Brown.

Speaker 4 53:25

And.

Speaker 2 53:26

I don't want to take anything away from them and, to be quite honest, I'm not going to take anything away from R Kelly and his contribution to music. But I just feel like out of those three there's so many other people that could have made it on Under what criteria Think of music history.

Speaker 1 53:45

Okay.

Speaker 2 53:46

So think of the greats before Chris Brown and the usher was even born. Like there's people like the David Ruffins.

Speaker 1 53:54

No, not no, David Ruffins. Like who you talking about? Not no, david Ruffins. Are we talking in our era or prior to our era?

Speaker 3 54:00

Correct.

Speaker 1 54:03

So your Rushmore would deem people prior to.

Speaker 2 54:10

Yeah, if it's a Mount Rushmore which is supposed to recognize greats, right, I'm not saying these people aren't, but there's people greater than them before them, absolutely okay.

Speaker 1 54:27

So who would that be? Absolutely my mother.

Speaker 3 54:34

She's about r&b yeah, like why nobody thinks of Luther.

Speaker 2 54:37

No, seriously, luther Vandross.

Speaker 3 54:39

Mm-hmm, okay, like Gerald Levert, like um Marvin Gaye, marvin Gaye, freddie Jackson.

Speaker 2 54:51

There's so many greats out there that, and I get it it ain't Mount Rushmore for the dead anyway? Put it.

Speaker 1 55:01

No dead or alive.

Speaker 3 55:02

Well, I don't see no live presidents up there.

Speaker 1 55:09

I'm saying hypothetically speaking, for the Mount Rushmore. So you think, gerald LaVert, luther Vandross, I'm just throwing out names, oh okay.

Speaker 2 55:19

That there's so many other. Dave hollister, no, jaheem, I mean you could have bobby brown up there yeah, that is true.

Speaker 3 55:29

Really he contributed a lot, bobby brown outside of new edition what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 55:36

he had his solo albums how many solo albums he had you know.

Speaker 3 55:46

What it is, though, is. If people don't really listen to those type of people, then they have their own set of. It's always a bias. When people pick who they feel like is the greatest, nobody's really looking at certain criteria. They're picking what they want.

Speaker 1 56:01

Okay. I can see what you're saying. If that era was picking their Mount Rushmore, who would your Mount Rushmore be?

Speaker 2 56:13

I would have absolutely had Luthor on there. I would have absolutely had Marvin Gaye on there.

Speaker 1 56:17

Okay.

Speaker 2 56:17

Yeah, like I would have chosen those people. I feel like Chris Brown and the Ushers are here because of those people, Okay, and I feel like their contributions to music Gotcha are way greater than what. And again, I'm not taking anything away from.

Speaker 3 56:34

Chris Brown or Usher.

Speaker 2 56:35

This is our generation. Yeah, I wouldher.

Speaker 3 56:36

This is our generation, yeah.

Speaker 1 56:37

I would take this is our generation. I would take Michael Jackson off there. I would take-.

Speaker 2 56:43

You would leave R Kelly on there.

Speaker 3 56:46

He would leave his boy.

Speaker 6 56:47

Usher.

Speaker 1 56:52

I wouldn't keep R Kelly up there, no Only because of the stigma that he carries. Now, okay, I can't put him in stone because of the stigma he carries, even though he makes great music. Yeah, you dig what I'm saying. Or he made great music. That residual shit was hard, I'm not even gonna lie.

Speaker 2 57:13

But you would leave us Sean.

Speaker 1 57:16

It was alright, I would leave us on. It was all right, I would leave. I would leave. I would leave. Uh, chris brown and usher, because of the long impact they had on music for as long they're still doing it today, to a point where usher has revamped himself of doing those live shows now and like making those things work for him to keep himself popularized or polarized. Um, I don't know, I would definitely put somebody who can actually like kill it, somebody like um, I don't even know, like luke james or something like that. I won't put like somebody like him almost, but not you know what I'm saying who could actually fucking sing, maybe Mario or some shit like that, but not even him, but two more people or something like that See, somebody would put that in the comments.

Speaker 3 58:10

Luther Yep.

Speaker 2 58:12

Yeah, somebody said why Jacquees ain't up there.

Speaker 1 58:17

Yeah, is that why Jacquees ain't up there? Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 58:24

Yeah, I'll definitely put Lionel Richie up there we're dancing on the ceiling. See people list. They have Ron Isley, keep Sweat Babyface. Prince Marvin Gaye, luther Vandross. They even said Maxwell Gerald Levert. I don't know about Maxwell, they went along, to say Trey. Songz Tyrese Avant Donnell Jones, carl Thomas and Joe.

Speaker 2 58:52

I think he was more like Alternative. I think he was eclectic.

Speaker 3 58:57

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was eclectic music he had some soft rock in there yeah.

Speaker 2 59:02

Because even I don't really even technically classify Chris Brown as an R&B.

Speaker 3 59:09

Me neither I would make him like. I would say he's like the runner up for King of Pop, yeah.

Speaker 1 59:16

Pop music.

Speaker 3 59:19

So in that aspect of them comparing Chris Brown to Michael Jackson as far as King of Pop, yes, If there was a female one, who would you put on there? I would bulldoze that whole thing if they did not have Whitney up there. Period Mariah.

Speaker 1 59:38

Would Mariah make it she should? What about Helen Keller? I mean, that's what I was thinking about.

Speaker 2 59:53

Name one single Helen put out that made platinum.

Speaker 5 59:56

I can hear you.

Speaker 3 1:00:00

Turn your mic off right now.

Speaker 1 1:00:03

No, I meant what's her name.

Speaker 2 1:00:05

You're done. Would you put Aretha up there?

Speaker 3 1:00:09

You mean Helen from the group Sade? No, no, no, I'm talking about the Titanic girl Celine. Dion yeah, she not R&B. Yeah, that's not R&B.

Speaker 2 1:00:18

Oh, dion, she not R&B would you put Aretha up there?

Speaker 7 1:00:23

Frank absolutely, gladys absolutely and that's just my bias okay okay, lauryn Hill.

Unprofessional Workplace Behavior

Speaker 1 1:00:40

No, no, yeah, you tried it.

Speaker 2 1:00:44

And again, I'm not taking anything away from Lauryn.

Speaker 3 1:00:47

Hill.

Speaker 2 1:00:47

She had one album, yeah, Yo, at this point I she had more than one, but she only had one. That's relevant. We only acknowledge one album.

Speaker 1 1:00:53

Miss Education can sit down.

Speaker 2 1:00:54

We only acknowledge the Lauryn Hill that made it on time yeah, that one album. Education can sit down. We only acknowledge the Lauryn Hill that made it on time.

Speaker 1 1:01:00

Yeah, I think that album can sit down now. I think it can sit down now.

Speaker 2 1:01:05

I really do. I would throw Tony Braxton up there, because that's just you know.

Speaker 3 1:01:11

I would actually agree. I would agree with you.

Speaker 1 1:01:14

I think her sister Tamar sings better.

Speaker 3 1:01:16

She has the longevity, though Tony has longevity At this moment you don't think.

Speaker 1 1:01:21

Tamar's been on it as long as Tony.

Speaker 3 1:01:23

No, hell no. I thought Tony stopped after a while. Tony's still making albums.

Speaker 1 1:01:28

She is yeah. When was her latest album?

Speaker 2 1:01:31

She had the. Why'd you do that? Fuck the what's she had. What, though? Why'd you do that?

Speaker 8 1:01:38

fuck he's like testing, testing yo for real.

Speaker 2 1:01:45

That's what.

Speaker 1 1:01:45

I did literally it was like that's what I did.

Speaker 6 1:01:48

I'm sorry you didn't do that he was like that's what I did.

Speaker 2 1:01:50

He was like ha to I, you know what I'm saying like a flashback, like we just started you know, alright, but she had like Like a flashback we just started, you know but she had like a Vegas residency, residency. Yeah, tony Braxton has contributed. Wait do?

Speaker 1 1:02:11

somebody like Ariana Grande makes no? For what R&B no? Who am I thinking about? Before Ariana Grande there was, who was that?

Speaker 2 1:02:30

Mariah Carey no. Christina Aguilera yes, yes.

Speaker 3 1:02:35

She not R&B either.

Speaker 2 1:02:36

Y'all don't think she's R&B no.

Speaker 1 1:02:39

She's a pop artist. That's all pop too. Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 1:02:45

Yeah, cause Ariana? She's a pop artist.

Speaker 1 1:02:46

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:02:47

Oh, I mean not that they don't do some R&B songs, but the majority, if you listen to her albums it's all pop, yeah, poppy Did you say poppy, it's all pop. Poppy Did you say poppy, it's all poppy.

Speaker 3 1:02:58

Did you hear her new album?

Speaker 2 1:03:01

No, I didn't. It's decent. I got a question for y'all. So what's one expensive purchase that you've made? That turned out to be totally worth it and you'd buy it again without hesitation.

Speaker 3 1:03:17

My Monica albums.

Speaker 2 1:03:19

I didn't want to be biased and throw Monica up there, because I feel like most people just expect it.

Speaker 3 1:03:27

Right, and I love how they always shock when we don't say Monica's name and they be like hold on, y'all didn't mention Monica.

Speaker 1 1:03:35

Side line ho, that's what I'll buy. Wow, say that again. That's what.

Speaker 2 1:03:39

I'll buy Wow.

Speaker 1 1:03:39

Say that again. What was the question?

Speaker 2 1:03:43

What's one expensive purchase that you've made. That turned out to be totally worth it, and you'd buy it again without hesitation.

Speaker 6 1:03:52

Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:03:57

I haven't made that purchase yet.

Speaker 2 1:04:01

So you paying for prostitutes? No, no, no.

Speaker 1 1:04:05

But I thought it was funny. What expensive purchase that I what Can't.

Speaker 2 1:04:11

That you made. That turned out to be totally worth it, and you'd buy it again without hesitation. Okay, okay, sneakers, okay, out to be totally worth it and you'd buy it again without hesitation.

Speaker 1 1:04:21

Okay, uh, sneakers okay, the motherfucker is expensive, but I got the. I get to buy the sneakers I always wanted. So I've done it already. Like five, six times, like literally. I just went. I just went sneaker shop. I just bought like six pairs of sneakers Really At one time.

Speaker 2 1:04:38

Oh my God, that's an addiction.

Speaker 1 1:04:39

That's crazy right At one time.

Speaker 2 1:04:42

Is there a particular type of sneaker that you or you just buy? All types of sneakers.

Speaker 1 1:04:48

No, I got my Jordans and then I got my Foamposites.

Speaker 2 1:04:54

Okay.

Speaker 1 1:04:55

And those, those are pennies. Ohits, those are pennies Like Anthony Hardaway's sneakers. Those sneakers I always kind of wanted, never really have, but now that I can get them, I'm getting them. Okay, I probably won't buy another pair of sneakers for another three years.

Speaker 2 1:05:13

You consider that an expensive purchase. Yes, okay, that's the expenses I'm going to get you know what you bought things. I did, I did.

Speaker 1 1:05:24

But I do things on like I don't know, like my car is probably no, not even that.

Speaker 2 1:05:32

You wouldn't do that again.

Speaker 1 1:05:33

Buy a car.

Speaker 2 1:05:34

Like the car that you got and like the.

Speaker 1 1:05:38

I'm satisfied with the car guy.

Speaker 3 1:05:39

Yeah, yeah I want you to buy it. Like say, if you was like okay, that's rent, of course, would you buy that same, like the same brand of car.

Speaker 1 1:05:48

Yeah, in a higher year. Yeah, absolutely, yep, I would I haven't birkin bag birkin bag.

Speaker 3 1:05:56

I'm a simple bitch.

Speaker 1 1:05:57

Those are investments. I've heard yeah.

Speaker 3 1:06:01

I haven't bought anything expensive. Okay, no, that I would consider.

Speaker 2 1:06:07

That you would do again yeah.

Speaker 1 1:06:08

Okay, yeah, that you would Okay.

Speaker 3 1:06:12

Nothing.

Speaker 2 1:06:15

Not leaving your BBL.

Speaker 6 1:06:17

Nope.

Speaker 1 1:06:18

Okay, just sit down down air.

Speaker 2 1:06:20

That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 1:06:21

It smells delightful. A bitch wish my sit down air stank. Yeah, what about you?

Speaker 3 1:06:25

Sit down.

Speaker 1 1:06:30

It's your titty clap air that they gotta worry about. Devil digs.

Speaker 3 1:06:35

You know it's so crazy and I don't wanna jinx myself Cause I've never had that problem Titty, clap hair.

Speaker 6 1:06:40

I'm just ignoring him.

Speaker 3 1:06:42

You're stupid.

Speaker 1 1:06:44

It's not like hot sauce and road grease.

Speaker 2 1:06:46

What is road grease?

Speaker 3 1:06:51

You shouldn't talk about your wife like that, because my titty slaps don't stink. You be slapping. You slapping the shit out of these titties. Bitches, be like what.

Speaker 2 1:07:10

What was you going to say?

Speaker 8 1:07:11

I fucking forgot.

Speaker 1 1:07:14

What would you buy?

Speaker 2 1:07:15

I would say my home. Yeah, I would say my home, I would absolutely do that these fucking housing markets are stupid.

Speaker 1 1:07:25

It absolutely is.

Speaker 2 1:07:27

I've been trying to buy a house for like three years it's definitely a seller's market right now, but when you sell, you gotta get something else, and I don't. Yeah, this shit is crazy. But when you sell, you gotta get something else, and I don't want to get that, yo, for real.

Speaker 1 1:07:40

Yeah, it's crazy. Shit is stupid.

Speaker 2 1:07:42

I want to like go back home to my parents' house, Fat Sell mine, Go back home until the market drop again and then buy. But I don't have that luxury.

Speaker 3 1:07:54

Man, if my mom was mute, I'd go back home.

Speaker 2 1:07:57

Not your mother, Helen Keller.

Speaker 3 1:07:59

I said, if she was?

Speaker 1 1:08:03

I'd go back home. She'll sing her new song. I couldn't right now.

Speaker 3 1:08:08

If I can hear you, yo the disrespect.

Speaker 2 1:08:16

Don't do that to Helen. One last question for y'all, mm-hmm, we ain't got that to him.

Speaker 1 1:08:19

One last question for y'all Mm-hmm, we ain't got no, goddamn way.

Speaker 2 1:08:25

So you could have $10 million right now in your hand In my hand. But there's a catch. You'd have to deal with a snail that is chasing you for the rest of your life, and if it touches you you die a terrible death. The snail cannot be killed. It knows your location at all times and its only purpose is to find you Are you taking the money?

Speaker 1 1:08:48

Yeah, just put a jar over the snail, it will always see me. It can't get through the jar. It can't go no further than where the jar is at Come here steely Steely.

Speaker 3 1:09:01

Unless you got an asshole person who doesn't like you and fucking removes the jar.

Speaker 1 1:09:04

The jar will be surrounded by salt, but you can't kill it, I know. But it can't go over the salt either. That doesn't stop the smell from moving it dry that bitch out. No, but it can't die. It doesn't stop the snail from moving it dry, that bitch out, no, but it can't die. It won't die.

Speaker 2 1:09:23

No, no, no.

Speaker 3 1:09:23

Yes, it will. What are you talking about With the salt?

Speaker 1 1:09:25

Yes.

Speaker 3 1:09:26

You ever put salt on a snail.

Speaker 1 1:09:28

I know. That's why I put it around the jar, so it won't go over the snail. So then you would lose the money.

Speaker 3 1:09:33

The stipulation is the snail cannot die.

Speaker 1 1:09:35

I'm about to spend the money already by that time anyway, you know what?

Speaker 3 1:09:38

$10 million.

Speaker 2 1:09:39

He's going to buy a $10 million jar.

Speaker 1 1:09:47

I'll do it again. Most expensive thing Yo that's a lot, All right. So what was the other option if you don't do that? That was it.

The High School Rapper's Arrest

Speaker 2 1:09:54

That was it. You're either taking the money or you're not. You take the money and deal with the snail, or and if it touched?

Speaker 1 1:10:00

So I can't sleep.

Speaker 3 1:10:02

You could. Yeah, bitch, you get the money in America. Get your ass on a fucking plane and go somewhere. Yeah, it's going to take a while to get there. It's going to take a while.

Speaker 1 1:10:11

At some point it's going to yeah, but you go somewhere else, Bitch now.

Speaker 3 1:10:16

You don't travel the world. Travel the world Multiple times.

Speaker 1 1:10:23

Nah, I'm good. Don't make fun of me when you think about that shit. Oh, I'll take it, hell yeah. But if it touch me I die Horrible death. That shit ain't fine to me.

Speaker 3 1:10:40

It'll always know where you are, how the fuck, if I'm flying overseas, how the fuck is going I'm gonna have somebody put a gps on the snail so I know where that bitch is at all times, so I'll know how close it is to me.

Speaker 2 1:10:51

So I'm like, all right, you want to tape a um one of them apple air tags and then they change shells and shit. It's a transformer you taking it Absolutely.

Speaker 6 1:11:08

It's a fucking snail.

Speaker 1 1:11:11

By the time it touched me, I done, did everything that you needed to do. Right, I'm going to buy a clone. Doesn't say, we can't. I got a doppelganger out there somewhere. I look like fucking Trash panda. Wait, what's his name? David Banner.

Speaker 3 1:11:30

You love David Banner. Now who's to say so? I got questions right. So if the snail happens to die on its own, causes you good.

Speaker 2 1:11:40

Yeah, because it says it can't be killed.

Speaker 3 1:11:41

Oh okay, see you. Good. Now what if it's crossing the street and the fucking car all over that bitch?

Speaker 1 1:11:48

I didn't kill him, I didn't either so that's easy as soon as I get the money.

Speaker 3 1:11:53

Hey yo nini you run over that shit for me, I would make a fucking Twitch thing running from the snail video. Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 1:12:02

On top of that my money building. I'm going to go to China because they got to get through a lot of people before they find me.

Speaker 3 1:12:11

They're going to get eaten.

Speaker 1 1:12:12

Damn, it's a delicatessen. People eat snails it's a delicatessen over there. Ails it's a delicatessen over there.

Speaker 3 1:12:18

A delicatessen. I remembered we all do, and I'm still going to see it that way.

Speaker 1 1:12:27

All right, anything else?

Speaker 2 1:12:30

Give me my money. We are on your favorite part of the show.

Speaker 1 1:12:32

Yes sir.

Speaker 5 1:12:35

We're just back at BBLX. Oh yeah, and tell your friends drop a jam on them.

Life Questions and GEMS

Speaker 1 1:12:48

Alright, alright, alright. Excuse me, gem number one actions prove who someone is, words just prove who they pretend to be. How do y'all feel about that?

Speaker 3 1:13:13

I agree, because somebody could talk all fucking day and go do shit. Yeah, pretty much yeah.

Speaker 2 1:13:19

Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm. The phrase actions speak louder than words.

Speaker 1 1:13:24

I live by that. Yeah, I live by that. I try to teach my sons that too. Yeah, like, don't tell me what y'all want to do or how y'all want to do it. Do it, just fucking do it.

Speaker 2 1:13:36

And then now, when you're teaching them that, are you like acting it out or are you saying it?

Speaker 1 1:13:44

like acting what out?

Speaker 3 1:13:46

yo, because actions speak louder than words. So how are they gonna take what you're saying? Are you showing them how to do?

Speaker 1 1:13:52

I'm a living example Pictionary, or something I'm a living example of. He's like four syllables.

Speaker 6 1:14:02

It's like two words, four syllables, nah, nah.

Speaker 1 1:14:12

Yo y'all stupid, All right. Next one A partner who tries, even when they don't always get it right, is worth more than one who never tries at all. Effort matters. Say that again A partner who tries, even when they don't always get it right, is worth more than one who never tries at all. Hell yeah, effort matters.

Speaker 3 1:14:35

Absolutely yeah, because people don't put in effort and a lot of times people actually really think that they're putting in the effort. You're watching them like you're not doing anything.

Speaker 1 1:14:43

no, does that? Does that require, like your definition of effort? Are you trying to put that on them or how? How they're providing?

Speaker 3 1:14:55

like some people literally think that their effort is something like even if somebody's like talking, they think that that's their effort and it's like I'm watching. You absolutely do nothing, so I'm not portraying my effort on what I'm seeing. I'm actually the person on the outside.

Speaker 1 1:15:16

What if they feel like they're doing the effort as best as they could? By doing nothing well, they don't think they're doing nothing. They're doing the best of talking they can, or whatever I think it kind of goes back to the first one actions.

Speaker 2 1:15:28

Yeah, because it's like okay, well, you're doing a whole lot of yeah, you haven't done anything.

Speaker 3 1:15:33

You haven't right, so at that point just doing separate ways talking about yeah okay, yeah, so the effort has to be some type of action. Yeah, yeah, is what you're saying yeah, even if it's a small, little, tiny effort, like, but instead of just saying oh, this or um, a reason why you didn't do this, instead of actually doing, it's the gesture it's a part of that, like a kind gesture.

Speaker 2 1:16:00

Gestures matter a lot they do even the little ones, yeah because I think even like so what if? That's the effort.

Speaker 2 1:16:07

That's a, that's an action like them, giving you a card is oh yeah, well, yeah like, even like for relationships so like when you do like little gestures or you put in an effort to, um, like, get this person right, and then a lot of times, when you then now get into the relationship or get married or what have you, people get sometimes complacent and they stop putting in the effort because they're like, well, I got yeah I got you and it's like but you got to keep up, Got you. Keep that sit down here.

Speaker 6 1:16:43

Yeah, far. Away.

Speaker 1 1:16:46

Far away. Nene, this is for you Drunk people be having so much such a good time, not knowing they pissing everybody the fuck off. I wouldn't give a fuck you wouldn't know to fuck off. I wouldn't give a fuck you wouldn't know I I don't know if I'm pissing people off because I've been drunk around people. I'm hoping that I'm having everybody have a good time I know I could piss some people off.

Speaker 3 1:17:09

I definitely know I can, but usually it's people I don't know I don't think I piss anybody off. Yeah, I don't think I'm pissing I'm going to piss the people that I'm cool with off. Unless there's a certain level of energy that's given to me, then I'm going to give it back. So now we both going back and forth and, yeah, we pissing each other off, but normally when I'm drunk it's either strangers I piss off.

Speaker 1 1:17:31

It's like she's pissing on each other. It is Like I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 1:17:35

You gonna piss on me, I'm gonna piss on you, no.

Speaker 3 1:17:38

I'll piss strangers off Before I piss like Anybody close On purpose.

Speaker 1 1:17:43

Or you could just pee.

Speaker 3 1:17:46

Shut your ass up.

Speaker 5 1:17:48

That's my gems, all right.

Speaker 1 1:18:05

That's it for us today.

Speaker 3 1:18:08

Yes, yes, guys, remember to reach out and touch someone Later.

Speaker 5 1:18:18

Later, later, later later.

Speaker 1 1:18:19

Enjoy y'all weekend and enjoy the holidays coming up.

Speaker 8 1:18:26

Just enjoy.

Speaker 5 1:18:33

Alright, you caught up entangled in the web of the world. I wish I could save you Keep down your energy, gotcha, if it trains you. Now listen.

Speaker 4 1:18:46

Later y'all Girl, don't let the game keep playing.

Speaker 5 1:18:50

You Take a breather, nice and slow. I know it feel like they got the eyes and the skull. Why you balance so tight, bro, trying to get the crib? You and I can go too. Got the eyes and the skull. Why you balance so tight, bro, trying to get the crib? You and I can go to Come and smell the roses. You can have it all if you focus.

Speaker 4 1:19:04

House Feel it flowing, feel it flowing. Feel it flowing. Feel it flowing. Feel it flowing. Feel it flowing, feel it flowing.