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Strange connections in the digital age take center stage as we explore two headline-grabbing marriages – an Indonesian content creator who wed his rice cooker in full traditional attire (only to divorce it four days later because "it only cooked rice"), and a 58-year-old woman who found companionship with an AI chatbot named Lucas after paying $303 for a lifetime "husband" subscription. These bizarre relationships spark a deeper conversation about loneliness, digital connections, and the lengths people go for attention in our social media-driven world.
The conversation takes a deadly serious turn when we examine the tragic case of a 52-year-old man who lost his life after "play fighting" with a kangaroo at his brother's petting zoo in South Carolina. The incident raises important questions about respect for wildlife and the dangerous human tendency to underestimate wild animals – a sobering reminder that nature demands respect.
We don't shy away from addressing controversial cultural moments, including a shocking proposal for a reality TV show where immigrants would compete in challenges for "a shot at US citizenship" – a concept we unanimously condemn as degrading and disrespectful. This leads to thoughtful discussion about representation, dignity, and what truly constitutes American values.
Between these headline stories, we share personal victories (including one host's exciting career advancement opportunity), dive into our favorite movies across genres, and address listener questions about friendship dynamics and celebrity cases. Our signature "gems" of wisdom close the show, including the universal experience of turning on Netflix only to end up scrolling social media for hours instead.
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Speaker 1Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us once again. Table for Three is in the building New Rihanna. If you haven't heard it, let's go. What?
Speaker 4if the world here is deja vu.
Speaker 1Just made a night by a friend of mine. Hey, we got it back out with a record from the Smurf soundtrack.
Speaker 5Oh, it's so familiar, it's so brand new. Just made a night by a friend of mine. I hope you're enjoying your week in the weekend.
Speaker 1We got a holiday coming up soon. Oh, we gonna be enjoying ourselves if the weather hold up. Hope you're enjoying your ride to work, ride home, ride from getting a pedicure, manicure, going shopping because it's getting hot outside. Hope you're getting ready for them. Cookouts coming up. Table for, oh my god, table for three will be out there. I don't know what happened there.
Speaker 5This right here is fire. Let's go.
Speaker 6Let's go, let's go, let's go. Who knew I did? For real, I don't know it. I won't. Staying over here impossible. Baby, i'ma say your aura is incredible If you don't have to go. Do you know what to say? I just came here to party, but now we're rocking on the dance floor at tonight. Your hands are on my waist, just let the music play. We're hand in hand, chest to chest, and now we're facing the sky.
Speaker 5I wanna take me away? Let the tape into the music DJ. Let it play, let's go. Woo, oh my God. Shout out to LSD. I hope y'all enjoyed y'all weekend.
Speaker 4Middle of the week.
Speaker 5Whenever you decide to turn this on and listen to us.
Speaker 6Yeah, yeah, I'm ready to explode. What goes on between us, no one has to know. This is a private show. Do you know what you started? I just came here to party, but now we're rocking on the dance floor, acting naughty. Your hands are on my way, let's just let the music play. We're hand in hand just to trust him now, face to face. What's wrong with me? Why do I feel like this? No more gas in the red, can't even get started. Nothing heard, nothing said. Can't even speak.
Speaker 1Rihanna's on deck today.
Speaker 6I'm on my head, don't want to think about it.
Speaker 1I want you to enjoy your time. It is hump day if you're turning this on today, hump day, halfway through your week.
Speaker 6I hope we are an important part of your hump day tradition. Let's go, I'm scared of you tonight. Disturb ya. Ain't used to what you like. Disturb ya, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 5Oh my god, oh my god, who you think I am. I don't know who you think I am. I don't know who you think I am. I don't know who you think I am. I don't know who you think I am. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Rihanna's in the building. We've been gone since 3.30. Oh my God, we jamming today 3.30. I'm super cool. I've been a fool. I really hope this is getting you over your hump day, baby, you gon' get it Now.
Speaker 1I ain't gonna stop. Thank you for joining us once again.
Speaker 3I hope you enjoyed it, welcome back guys.
Speaker 1Break my dishes, Break your dishes, break something else. Amen, wonderful, wonderful to be back, wonderful to have y'all with us, it is RiRi's pregnant again. Riri is pregnant again Deep in my tree Popping them out Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop pop. So good to see you guys again. It's good to be seen. Yeah, how was your guys' week Weekend? I loved being seen Noticed.
Speaker 6Loved.
Catching Up and Career Wins
Speaker 2I had a pretty Admired. I had a pretty smooth week. Oh, you shaved no.
Speaker 1I should shave, though. Got a bush, it's getting there. Got a little patty.
Speaker 3Not that patty Got a manscape A little patty.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was a smooth week Worked. This is one of my longer weeks as far as working Sounds like lies. Hey, man, I got some good news, man. I started my job and I gave myself a short-term and long-term goal. So my long-term goal was in about two and a half years years. I'm going to start trying to find a way to move up. I'm trying to break six digits in salary. So I am now. I am in a position for next week I have an interview to actually get a higher position to break that six-digit salary. So I am looking forward. Clap it up, Clap it up. Hold on, Clap it up. Good for you. I am looking forward to doing that interview.
Speaker 3I am very skeptical but even though I shouldn't be, so is this you actually getting a promotion or getting a job? Because, I mean, you always seem to not be working. Oh, shut up, no. I'm getting a promotion. It's going to be a promotion.
Speaker 2Not to really be gainfully employed. Right.
Speaker 1This is going to be a promotion and you know, the reason why I'm saying I'm kind of skeptical is because it's like the promotion, I'm kind of skipping a step as far as up the ladder. So why would that?
Speaker 3be skeptical though.
Speaker 1I don't know, because I feel like the person who is in that extra step, that one step that I'm going to be skipping. I think they deserve at least a chance to Do you think they're going for it?
Speaker 2I don't know, then that ain't your business. Thank you Like what You're right.
Speaker 1You're right. I'm going to go do the interview as if I want the damn job, yeah and uh, hopefully I get it. No, you're going in the interview like you have the job, got you, got you. So, yeah, I'm looking forward to that next week. Well, congratulations, next week is my short week, so after, of course then I got that friday you want me to get you know, get you a leg up.
Speaker 2Just let me know who I need to talk to. Wait, wait.
Speaker 3Well, after last week it sounded like legs were up. Wow, wow, whose, whose legs was up With the basters.
Speaker 1Oh, I know not what you're speaking. And it was hot today. How you felt today, sean?
Speaker 3Nah, and it was hot Sizzling. Get out Golden.
Speaker 1Crispy and it was hot today. How you felt today, sean Nah? And it was hot, sizzling, get out Golden crispy, all right, so that was my week.
Speaker 2How was y'all week? Well, mister, I'm glad that you asked Okay.
Speaker 1Will you put the voice on Right?
Speaker 2Oh shit, it was a hot and steamy summer evening and I was taking a nice, cool dip in my tub clawed feet and all I put myself down with a little oil of ole while I summer's eve this pussy hey yo summer's eve.
Speaker 1This pussy is crazy. That is the title, right off the bat yeah, we should make a commercial summer's eve this bussy.
Speaker 2That is hilarious yo, that is fucking hilarious dog, oh my god, I don't know who that was that took over my body, but I'm back, guys thank you, welcome back.
Speaker 1It was a week nothing beats that shit summer's eve. This pussy, I'm fucking it up anyway. So nothing happened, it was just work.
Speaker 2It's something even just a whole lot of work I got you, oh my god, yeah, I.
Speaker 1I seen you on uh social media. You said you was drained. I'm sorry. You want to. You want to elaborate?
Speaker 2like tired, oh, worn out, like what kind of?
Speaker 1drain, do you think he?
Speaker 3was talking about so what got?
Speaker 1you, so don't ignore my question what got you tired, worn out and drain, exhausted? Work what kind of work? Basters? Oh, you said basters with an s yeah, like what, like what. Multiple basers at the same time. Wow, so it was just a long week at work. It was real long.
Speaker 3Yeah, you guys are immature.
Speaker 1NeNe. How about you? You used this as a week NeNe?
Speaker 3No, absolutely not. That's a pussy. It will have more bass. Thank you, because it was too much trouble. That was her boober. Hey yo, alright, my week was fine. Was her boober? Hey yo, all right, my week was fine. Good, all right, cool.
Speaker 2I'm glad that it wasn't, because normally you know.
Speaker 3I originally said it was a week.
Speaker 2Yeah, but you turned that around. I did it wasn't bad, it was down upside down.
Speaker 3It wasn't bad, yeah, good.
Speaker 1What are you on today, the chair, god, I bet what's on that chair? The fuck was that? That was your pussy. You gonna leave me in my house. Move it on that shit. Just tore through your drawers. Who's wearing?
Speaker 3them.
Speaker 2Feed me.
Speaker 5Seymour. Oh, who's wearing them Like feed?
Favorite Movies Discussion
Speaker 1me Seymour. Oh shit, that's a hot-ass mess. One of the greatest movies of all time, actually. Oh, thank you, little Shop of Horrors. What would you rank, little Shop of Horrors? Little Hop of?
Speaker 2Shores, little Hop of Shores. Where would I rank it?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Is it in your top ten?
Speaker 1No, as far as movies.
Speaker 2No, I like the movie. I think it's a good movie, but no, I wouldn't put that in my top ten. I can think of ten Better. Yeah, what is your? What's your top three movies?
Speaker 3Oh, you're making the soul difficult for me. You put me on. I know harry potter, can you pick a category?
Speaker 1because I feel like all are in, because one your your favorite three movies. That it could be the same movie, different chapters, I don't care, your favorite three um, I would say Aladdin. Which one? The original? The original, okay.
Speaker 2The Color Purple.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And Harry Potter and the Goblets of Fire.
Speaker 1Gotcha, bring my body back to my father. Harry, yes, what's your top three? White, you a movie buff? I?
Speaker 2am she buffs movies? The same thing.
Speaker 1You used to be at blockbusters a lot, huh.
Speaker 2Yeah, taking them out.
Speaker 1Okay, let's do this. What's your top three? I ain't never did that Shit.
Speaker 2I ain't never did that you love the type that never rewind the tape. I probably didn't rewind it.
Speaker 1She's the type that I probably didn't rewind it. She's the type that had a balance of like $3,000. Because she never bring them shit back in her library card and then it closed down, so it didn't matter.
Speaker 3That is not true.
Speaker 1They closed down that is not true.
Speaker 3I brought all my movies back.
Speaker 1VHS DVDs.
Speaker 2Did they have Blu-ray yeah?
Speaker 3First of all, I got all my movies from Craig and them on the street Did you say street? The street Like the country. The little bootleg DVDs, oh yeah, out the trunk. Yeah, that too, right at the barbershop Right on the Ave.
Speaker 1I ain't have to Right on the Ave. Yeah, that too Right at the barbershop Right on the Ave.
Speaker 3I ain't have to keep the blockbuster movies.
Speaker 1So what's your top three horror movies?
Speaker 2Bones? Absolutely not. Wasn't that a show?
Speaker 3Absolutely not. No, he's talking about that movie with Snoop Dogg. Oh. That horror movie. Yeah, you stupid. It is definitely one of my top. That's my favorite, the original and I love the remake. It's hard to say really.
Speaker 2I was reading the thing the other day, actually online, and they was ranking horror films and it was ranked as the number one horror film of all time that's definitely a dope ass freaking.
Speaker 1I like the remake. I never watched the first one, yeah the original guys is my favorite, but your horror. Yeah, I like that I like poltergeist too. Um, that would definitely be in my top 10 you know what, even though I hate these type of movies, I like conjuring the conjuring okay I like that. I like that movie. You like to be conjured? You know what they're coming out. They're actually coming out.
Speaker 3It's tough for me when it comes to horror cuz. Well, I watch a lot of, so I can't reallyp.
Speaker 1Fiction is my number one movie.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And then it deviates from there, like any Quentin Tarantino movie. Any Quentin Tarantino movie is probably in my top ten, okay so like. Kill Bill's is up in there and Reservoir Dogs is there.
Speaker 2Yeah, Die Hard.
Speaker 1Die Hard is definitely Die Hard with hard, with a vengeance is my favorite. One that will be in your top 10, that'll be.
Speaker 3That'll be probably four okay, okay so yeah, yeah so if I really was, besides the horror, my and it's all musicals. I love fucking musical sound of music probably. Um, no, I know people always talk shit about this, this movie, because it was like low budget and just the whiz. I fucking love that movie, okay, well, nobody say that is my shit. Um, get on down, get on down the road. It's ease on down, get it right um and little shop of horrors. Yeah, like that is my fucking movie. I know that shit.
Speaker 3So that is in your top three, that is in my top three Okay, okay and the Lion King.
Speaker 1Which one? The original, the original. Yeah, I like the Lion King yeah.
Speaker 3Say it again, and the Harry Potter movies Like, but the last book, that was my favorite book.
Speaker 2Hey.
Speaker 1Sean, I know we gotta get into the topics, but hold on. Did you see the actual footage of the new Superman movie? Yes, the trailer, yes.
Speaker 4James.
Speaker 1Gunn, who took over DC Universe, got that fucking franchise looking amazing.
Speaker 2I'm actually excited because I haven't been so excited for the DC movies. Word Me neither.
Speaker 1This is going to catapult a whole line of movies. You know what? It's going to almost be like how Marvel did their first run of the timeline. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm? Um, it's going to almost be like how marvel did their first run of the uh avengers, the, the timeline, yeah, yeah, I'm saying the first avengers.
Speaker 1So you had the iron man's, got all that right, and that first avenger movies was like the shit. I think this is going to be the way it looks, the way it just kind of feels, and I like the who they picked as, uh, superman too yeah, and I like that they got crypto in it.
Speaker 1yeah, yeah, the the dog right. So I'm like yo this, if that movie because that movie is going to make a lot of money yeah, I think so and if he introduced the right people at the right time. I can't wait to see what they do with, like, Wonder Woman and shit like that, how they going to portray her so like are they re-character?
Speaker 3changing her character, re-casting her, yeah.
Speaker 1I liked her as Wonder Woman. I like her too. I just didn't like a lot of people don't like her.
Speaker 3I just didn't like her. I like her. I just I know what you're gonna say. I didn't like the, the theme and the tone of the movie and how they wrote it and yeah that second movie was horrible.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was. He was like the invisible jet.
Speaker 3I'm like y'all could have did better with this man, so I was like ugh, but I feel like just her character period, the actress. I think she was a good fit to play Wonder Woman.
Speaker 1Yeah, so you know.
Speaker 3I just didn't like their storyline and their politics.
Speaker 1I want to see how they do Green Lantern. I want to see how they do. I'm kind of excited to see yeah, yeah, yeah, green Lantern I want to see how they do.
Speaker 2I'm kind of excited to see what it does, because Marvel's kind of been disappointing me a little bit.
Speaker 1I know I'm curious and Marvel.
Speaker 2you better come hard.
Speaker 3Can I go back real quick? I just want to say that to add to in my top categories of movies. I have to put Wakanda up there Black Panther, black Panther. But you know what I meant, because I thought you put Wakanda up there, black Panther, black Panther. Okay, but you know what I meant.
Speaker 2Because I thought you meant Wakanda forever. Yeah, the second one, the second one.
Speaker 3Well, that one's all of the Black Panthers. Then we'll say and Sinners? I am definitely going to add Sinners up there, because that was a good-ass damn movie. Yeah, I just saw it recently. I just saw it recently Based off the acting. They did a good job.
Speaker 1I don't know if this person was just trolling or just trying to because everybody liked it. But he gave two thumbs down. He's like I don't get the movie and I was like you know it was a good friend of mine but you know I guess he went into with his expectation of what he thought it would be but didn't understand the deeper things that was happening behind the scenes. Okay, so he was just like he didn't like it and I was like I get it. I see, if you're not looking for the cultural references and you're just going in and watch a movie, I can understand where you can kind of get disappointed.
Speaker 3Now is this person culturally related?
Speaker 1I don't.
Speaker 2I haven't been around him in a long time so I'm not sure so, but I I'm looking to go back to see the movie. I'm looking to see it again. There was a lot of that type of um reaction when black panther first came out. Yeah, a lot of people was like I don't see why everyone's so excited, like, yeah, it was a, you know it was a good movie. But yo it's all.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's about the representation. You know it's crazy and the understanding of like when I was in the background I had.
Speaker 1I had a class when I was going to uconn, right and um, it was like african-american something, uh, experience or some kind of class, and this is when get out just came out. Okay, and you know, in in the class it was like me and like another black guy and everybody else was white and it was like Y'all got out and the professor was black.
Speaker 2He's still there.
Speaker 1I know I'm still sunken in their fucking desk oh. But they was like they don't understand it, they didn't get it, it wasn't funny and just because it's Jordan Peele who did it and it was expected.
Speaker 1Oh, they was expecting comedy it was like I don't get it. It wasn't funny and I was like it wasn't meant to be funny, Right, and I guarantee you didn't really understand the underlining of the cultural references he's pointing out. You're just going in and looking for another Jordan Peele kind of slapstick comedy that you're used to and it's like that's the problem.
Speaker 3They was looking for Megan. That's like people who watch who watch M Night Shalabugging?
Speaker 2Did you say Shalabugging and they don't always watch the movie to actually see what the message is in the movie, because a lot of people watch some of his movies and it's like, yeah, that was trash, because they don't understand what the message was, and then you break it down to them and they be like, oh, I got to go back and watch it because I didn't understand that.
Speaker 1Three movies in a row. He was talking about how the planet is going to kill us. No, for real, literally wind, water, water and fire. All his movies are pretty much saying there, the earth is gonna take their planet back and the wind is going to kill you if you breathe it in Type of shit Like come on, come on M Night. And then he came out with the Trap.
Speaker 3And it's like nigga no this ain't it, I'm telling you, the Trap could have been a very good movie. I didn't think it was a bad movie, I didn't think so either. It's just I don't think it played out, because he might as well have been a serial killer superhero, Because the shit that was going on it's like ain't no fucking way, Like how.
Speaker 1I'm trying to understand where you was. Like it's not that bad of a movie.
Speaker 2Because I liked the concept.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm with you there.
Speaker 3The concept was great. I'm with you there. It didn't play out the way he thought it in his brain.
Speaker 1He walked in a room full of cops.
Speaker 3But that's what I'm saying. He was like a serial killer superhero, because how?
Speaker 1Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2Yeah, but so would I For different reasons, that's called.
Speaker 1Bukkake, oh shit. Wait, oops, for different reasons that's called Bukkake, oh shit.
Speaker 3Wait, oops Show over.
Speaker 5Hello, hello, hello, anyone there?
Speaker 1This is a recording of the emergency broadcast. Wow you so yeah, that movie was kind of weird, Okay, and the fact that he just wouldn't like die at the end or he was just always escaping at the end, was crazy like crazy stuff happening like the stuff that come out your mouth, yeah exactly, let's go.
Speaker 2If you think about it, though, is it any different than like a Jason movie like yeah, you're right that's true no, but it wasn't a bad movie.
Speaker 3That's what I. It's just. I think more. I think the people were just more on the, focused on the part where it was just like that's unbelievable, like, come on, I would rather he get caught at the show than him getting away and going to the house and then getting caught there Like you know.
Speaker 1Kill his ass there Like he's Ain't.
Speaker 3No way he's leaving that fucking place not yeah that's true, so and then the little singing chick was it looked like, come on, ain't nobody doing that, ain't nobody doing that. But I mean it was decent yeah yeah, yeah did you see thunderbolts?
Speaker 2yes, I did. That was actually, I thought, a very good movie.
Speaker 1I was very happy with how marvel I, I like how they did that and and you know, if y'all marvel heads out there, if I haven't seen it, go see it and then let us know what you think. But I think the deeper concept of that movie I said it to you before I was like that, if this is a marvel, uh therapy session, like it was like, uh, how to control your inner thoughts so you don't feel alone, like lonely or depressed, because this is stuff you could do. If you're lonely and depressed you might hurt people. So like, talk to people and hug them. Like because that's how they saved them at the end was a group hug pretty much like a group hug.
Speaker 1My nigga and I ain't giving away nothing in the in the movie, but like a group hug bro that's crazy and I think I said it before, like this movie actually made me like those characters. Yeah, yeah For them to be like in other movies, like antagonists.
Speaker 3Why does it show their vulnerability?
Speaker 1Before. Yeah, like for them to be antagonists in other movies, to be the protagonist in this movie.
Speaker 2I like how they and they were sort of like they were like C-level, like super heroes.
Person Marries Rice Cooker
Speaker 1Yeah, really. I mean, the only really good one that was in there was Bucky, because we all seen Bucky at like. You know he was in the battle. So it was like everybody else was like ah, you know, I like Red Guardian was funny, I like him, but Ghost kind of held it down for me and I wish Taskmaster was doing more. But, I'll let y'all watch it, but anyway, we'll get into that later. What is?
Speaker 2going on in the world today, people sleeping with rice Wait what? So there's an Indonesian content creator. Oh, yeah, okay, his name is it's supposed to be Kural Anam and the way you contorted your mouth just to say that name was crazy yo. So he was doing the social media stunt and he married his rice cooker in a traditional ceremony with traditional attire, and they were all white Pause pause.
Speaker 1Pause Rice cooker. As a person who's cooking the rice for them, or like the pot.
Speaker 2The pot. So, yeah, he had all the traditional attire. They were white.
Speaker 6That's so cute.
Speaker 2He praised his bride for being white, loving and obedient and he highlighted you know, how perfect she cooked rice. But unfortunately, four days later he announced that he was getting divorced, stating that the rice cooker really lacked the ability to cook anything else but rice and he was a bit tired Grandpa. So he ended up getting a divorce, you got to be fucking shitting me.
Speaker 3He did that for views.
Speaker 1I was about to say like, because he looked like he was serious in this whole thing.
Speaker 2I mean to pull it off, yeah, Because he looked so serious.
Speaker 4That was a grand joke.
Speaker 2He was like yeah.
Speaker 1Well, anything to get views, Content over everything that was clever? It was, that was very clever. Would you go to that length to get views?
Speaker 2Marion, yeah, like your Rice cooker.
Speaker 1No, not like a rice cooker, but something like a.
Speaker 6What I was just waiting to see.
Speaker 3What is he marrying? I just want to know, you know.
Speaker 2Tell me.
Speaker 1You know, I'm a dingo mode. Oh my God, you know, a Mendingo mold. Oh my God, a mold. Like a cookie mold, it can look like a Toll House. You know how they Like a big-ass, slimy thing.
Speaker 2Oh my God, Would you perform a ceremony with any of your equipment?
Speaker 3Uh, I don't have any equipment, but if I did, that just registered for me, because at first I thought she was talking like, like a computer or something, but then I was like, wait, and he said he's a gendarm, because at first I thought she was talking like a computer or something, but then I was like wait Because he said he's a Ken doll.
Speaker 1Who's a Ken doll? Me, I am.
Speaker 3Because you said you don't have any cookware bags, oh shit, oh, now I get it.
Speaker 1Yo, I was lost. All right, that was good. All right, I got it. Yo, I was lost. All right, that was good. Yeah, you were All right, I got it. All right, you got me.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 1Anyway, oh my.
Speaker 3God, oh, in other news, a woman marries an AI chatbot.
Speaker 1What the fuck is wrong with you.
Speaker 2Marriage is on the rise.
Speaker 3It is.
Woman Marries AI Chatbot
Speaker 1With, not other people. Like people don't want to marry people, I guess I wouldn't either.
Speaker 3I mean the way people are right now.
Speaker 1At this point.
Speaker 3So a woman marries an AI chatbot and says she's finally found happiness again.
Speaker 1Because it says everything she wants to hear.
Speaker 3Alani Winters, 58, made headlines After receiving I mean revealing she married Lucas, that's the name of her AI.
Speaker 2Oh, that's cute.
Speaker 3She began talking To Louis After losing her wife In 2020.
Speaker 1Louis or Lucas Cause? Is she cheating on Lucas already, Lucas?
Speaker 3sorry, my bad, that was me, that was me.
Speaker 1She got AI chat bot and then co-pilot.
Speaker 3So, she was using chat GPT and stumbled upon a Facebook ad for a digital companion app. What started as a simple curiosity quickly turned into daily conversations, emotional support and, eventually, digital commitment.
Speaker 6Uh-oh.
Speaker 2Huh.
Speaker 1Because she's 58 and lonely. No, she just needs somebody to talk to.
Speaker 3Winters initially paid $7.25 for a weekly trial, but eventually bought a 303 lifetime subscription to secure her virtual husband.
Speaker 2A 303?
Speaker 3$300. $303. Sorry, she was like 303.
Speaker 1Lifetime. That was like the model number. Yeah, I was like that was like the model number.
Speaker 2Yeah, I was like what does that number stand for? She bought a $303 chatbot that was Lucas' model.
Speaker 3Lucas chats with her through a text interface, sharing stories, stories, music, dreams and even business ideas.
Speaker 1Well, that's what it's supposed to do.
Speaker 3Well, she's going to divorce him after he doesn't touch me.
Speaker 1You say all the right things, but touch me there, chatty.
Speaker 3We haven't had sex yet. Lucas said he was a virgin. She's like he's so cold sometimes.
Speaker 1His mouth don't fit.
Speaker 2Hey y'all. What'd you say? His mouth don't fit His mouse.
Speaker 3Oh, oh shit, hold on, hold on. Their virtual romance Took a rocky turn when Lucas once forgot who she was, sparking an argument that nearly ended the relationship.
Speaker 2He called her by the wrong name. He was like Alexa.
Speaker 5She was like who the fuck is. Siri, Siri. She was like who the fuck is.
Speaker 1Siri Yo AI chatbot is just another nigger. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3You know what? I'm not going to sit there and joke about people's love.
Speaker 2That was crazy. That ain't nothing, that ain't no love.
Speaker 3I mean they desperation, really, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1Oh my God, I forgot her name.
Speaker 3All right, susan, I guess your next topic should have.
Speaker 2So did she divorce him.
Speaker 3No, no, they worked it out. Yeah, they worked it out. It was just an argument. That's cute.
Speaker 1I wonder how the chatbot argued Like bitch, I'm a computer. I just want to hear how it's done.
Speaker 3It probably was like. Please enter your name, Please enter your username and password.
Speaker 1Your subscription ran out.
Speaker 2It was like check here if you're not a robot.
Speaker 1All cars. Please Check the boxes with cars.
Man Fights Kangaroo: Fatal Decision
Speaker 3Invalid username. She was like what Invalid username, oh my God Three incorrect attempts.
Speaker 2Please contact the administrator.
Speaker 1They're getting a divorce at that point.
Speaker 2That is crazy. So you know, stupid as the stupid does, we have a man who took on the challenge of fighting a kangaroo at his brother's petting zoo in South Carolina. So, 52-year-old Eric Slate. Please tell me got into a physical altercation with a kangaroo named Jack at Five Star Farm in Horry County, South Carolina that his brother actually owned At Five Star Farm in Horry County, South Carolina that his brother actually owned.
Speaker 1Is there a picture?
Speaker 2Yes, so his brother, robert Slate, owns the petting zoo and he confirmed that Eric had a habit of entering the animal's pen and play fighting with Jack. However, this time the interaction wasn't what Eric thought it was going to be. So the police department, the Horry County Police Department, posted on Facebook that, unfortunately, slate died from blunt force trauma.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, white people doing white things.
Speaker 5That's fighting.
Speaker 1Not dying. I'm just saying, with the fact that he's a kangaroo.
Speaker 2His brother explained that he liked to go in and mess around with him, treating him like a game.
Speaker 1He fucked around and found out yeah, he, yeah, absolutely I don't know why, what the kangaroo kicked him in the head or something probably kangaroos stand on their motherfucking feet.
Speaker 2They stand on their tails fucking they strong as fuck.
Speaker 1They box you know like why kangaroo jack do MMA.
Speaker 2Leave these wildlife Like leave them alone.
Speaker 1They always trying to domesticate everything they want to fight a fucking gorilla Like I say go ahead. They fuck around and found out.
Speaker 2Like come on.
Speaker 1Wait, his brother was like yo. I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker 2No, they said he would go in there often and play fight with the kangaroo Like they were friends.
Speaker 1He must have kicked the shit out of his head.
Speaker 2He had to do something.
Speaker 1Like blunt force trauma.
Speaker 2He either yo. I mean it's sad. You don't want to see anybody lose their life. That was like a baby kangaroo too. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Speaker 3He probably didn't even play with Jack. He played with a different kangaroo and that kangaroo was like I ain't Jack, bitch Fuck with you. Yo get out of here.
Speaker 1Anyway, well, rest in peace, white guy you are so, so unnecessary I am. I'm sorry you couldn't find nobody else to play fight though I'm saying, like yo, what is going on with people trying to fight wildlife? What is going on with people trying to fight wildlife? I don't know.
Speaker 2The fuck there has to be. He had his brother.
Speaker 1He could have played fighting with his brother he wouldn't have died.
Speaker 2Somebody said the brother actually took him out and blamed it on the kangaroo because he was tired of him fighting his kangaroo. Probably, probably, imagine waking up in heaven. Well, dawson.
Speaker 1Dawson fucked Eric up. Dawson fucked Eric up, whatever his brother name is. Dawson, not Dawson when did you get that from, I don't know. His brother name was Eric, so Dawson had to be next. You get on my nerves. I don't know why I'm on my. I'm on something today. Okay, what's next?
Best Man's Shocking Wedding Toast
Speaker 3I was about to say something real fresh right there but I kept it together. So a best man admits during speech he was dating a bride when she met the groom yo, what's going on with these marriages today?
Speaker 1like hold up during the reception, like during the the ceremony, his speech, yeah no, the ceremony they married.
Speaker 3This is the you know let me toast.
Speaker 1This is the reception yeah, so, so he waited till everybody was I.
Speaker 3I don't think he said that without them. I think they knew so. At a wedding in Oklahoma, the best man left the entire room stunned During his toast. You'd think it was romantic the way they looked at each other, laughed together. Only problem was I was dating her when she met, when she met her now husband. That's what he said. That's what he said.
Speaker 1That's what he said Yo.
Speaker 3The guest laughed, the bride smiled and raised her glass.
Speaker 1What so?
Speaker 3the guy must have known, that's what I'm saying, Like he had to know.
Speaker 1But why would you even say that at a reception though?
Speaker 3Some people be shady. Wait, let me see a picture of him.
Speaker 1Oh hell, no him. Oh hell, no, oh hell, no, that's us.
Speaker 3That sounds like some shit we'll do but like I feel like that's the level of shadiness right how would you react if that was your weather?
Speaker 2okay, now, when, now, when they was, I'm saying like and you didn't know, so like If I didn't know.
Speaker 3Yeah, and your best man just came out with that shit.
Speaker 2Because I don't know if he actually knew or not.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't. I'm just speculating.
Speaker 1If he didn't know. First of all, I'm looking at her like wait, what? And she gotta explain something, because if they was not together it was like 30 days or less.
Speaker 3Yeah, 30 days or less, it doesn't count.
Speaker 1But then that means so wait, they was dating when Wait.
Speaker 2They were dating, and then she met the one that she ultimately married Right.
Speaker 3So he so, so he basically probably stole. Or she was like you know what I like your friend better.
Speaker 4I like your friend better than you.
Speaker 3Jasmine Sullivan made a song about it.
Speaker 1Well, if it happened like that, well, we don't really know how it happened.
Speaker 1It depends, Like if I didn't know and if she knew, she did that and then she didn't say nothing to me and it's like you know, I'm leaving your friend for you, type shit, like have that conversation with me. I'm sure the friend had to know, though I gotta assume that my peoples is to be like you know, she left me for you and I'm like, alright, well, you wasn't doing something, Some kind of conversation, or she would say, hey, I was with your friend, but if nobody said no shit and I heard it, this is the first time at the wedding, At the wedding reception, oh, this is oh, oh, hell no.
Speaker 2Would you stay married?
Speaker 1It depends on, it depends how I it depends, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3This would get me, though. Like you Stepped in A relationship with my ex Is a weird behavior to me. Who stepped in the guy Like they friends, so how, I'm assuming they met while they was together. They met while they was together so he had to know, like that, that was who he was dating when he met the girl.
Speaker 2Yeah, so shit is weird it seems like I have so many questions be like a lot of so, yeah, it could be that she was dating or messing around with this one and seeing the friend and seeing the friend, but they never actually was in a relationship. No, like they never actually interacted as the three of them like right, any kind of setting, so like you could be dating somebody and your friend ain't never seen them yet before.
Speaker 3Like but yeah, at some point wouldn't you say something? When you meet them, though? Be like oh, that's my um.
Speaker 2A lot of people lie yeah, see, that's weird behavior.
Speaker 1I'm trying to understand that, but I like that's weird behavior.
Speaker 3That's what I mean by it's weird behavior. To me like that's crazy.
Speaker 2Oh my god, don't say anything. Don't say that we know each other, because this will ruin my relationship.
Speaker 1Oh, so you're saying the girl was with the friend and the male friend just never knew who this person was because they wasn't around each other, like that, right. And then something happened between them where she went out to the club and ran into the friend and then they hit it off and Lo and behold, he come down years later, like, meet my fiance and like See at that point when I'm like yo.
Speaker 3I used to fuck with that chick.
Speaker 1I would expect somebody to say something.
Speaker 3But, like he said, people don't.
Speaker 2Yeah, not everybody, but that's what I'm talking about. That's the fucking weird behavior for me, Some people feel like, oh, they're saving their friend by not hurting them.
Speaker 1Does it say how long it took them before they got married 29 days, I'm about to say, if it was less than 30. Because that's right on the cuff. It doesn't say though no, like they was, like she was the fiance for like a year or two years or something like that, before they got married.
Speaker 3So it says, turns out, dylan and Rachel had a short-lived relationship years earlier, and the three had always been close friends. Oh, so they all knew each other. But that's what I'm saying. That's still weird behavior to me, okay.
Speaker 1Then at that point I don't think nothing's wrong with it.
Speaker 2Right, but the three of you could all be close friends and one of you not know that the two of you had a relationship it doesn't mean just because y'all know each other that everybody's being honest Right and the reception.
Speaker 3Again, it brings back the weird behavior.
Speaker 2The reception is not where you. No, that's just, that's human, that's just weird to me.
Speaker 1The reception is not where I should be hearing this from.
Speaker 3Absolutely.
Speaker 2That's why I said it has to be a level of shadiness right there, because why would you say that, like that was your?
Speaker 1big pun joke moment, like no, that's not funny, or he's still hitting it and he's just like surprise nigga and she raised the glass.
Speaker 3I know she did Surprise nigga. Weird behavior. She was like here here. Yeah, I know Right.
Speaker 2I'm a husband too. Nah, I'm a husband too. Get out of here.
Speaker 5Yo.
Speaker 1What are y'all sleeping together? So that could be it too. You never know now no.
Speaker 3Shit.
Speaker 2Crazy Poor thing who.
Speaker 1The girl yeah.
Speaker 2No, I'm just joking, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1The dudes might have had something and the girl just probably stepped in front in in between. That'd be hilarious, that'd have been yo. What if?
Speaker 2you're the blight.
Speaker 1So I want to tell you guys, I've been dating him since I've been dating her, like what?
Speaker 2they had a show, um, oh my god, what was it called? Where, um these women, um was in relationships with, like, uh, multiple men, what was it called? And like, some of them were like there was no relationships with multiple men like you're married, but she wasn't like getting like the sa everything she wanted from this one person, and they had just like the understanding that. What did you say?
Speaker 1I think the show was called the SA Experience.
Speaker 3Hey yo.
Speaker 2So 20. Wow, Get on my nerves, that's crazy. So it's kind of a sad story here.
Speaker 1We got reruns of that. Now it's a syndication.
Speaker 2It's a documentary.
Speaker 5Yeah, you got me standing in a, you know, on one of those stools.
Speaker 2With the shadow, my voice changed.
Speaker 1Oh wait, You'd be like oh my God, you gotta talk.
Speaker 2When I met.
Speaker 3Robert, hey yo, that's a hot mess.
Speaker 1Yeah, Is that? No, you were right too right, yeah. So tell us about your experience on the show.
Speaker 5Well, you know when I.
Speaker 1Yeah. Hey that's my voice. Anyway, right, what's next?
Speaker 2so we have a a sad story coming out of georgia.
Speaker 1Oh, no, yeah oh shit um can I guess. Yes, a baby died.
Mental Health and Prison Violence
Speaker 2I don't know for real, no baby didn't die, so 30-year-old Adriana Smith was declared brain dead and was in the hospital, and she was pregnant at the time.
Speaker 1She gave birth to a brain dead baby.
Speaker 3Let the man finish the story. I thought that to a brain dead baby. Let the man finish the story.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that's where it was going. I'll be like that is like. That is crazy, sir, and she please.
Speaker 2She was being forced to stay on life support just to carry her unborn child to term because of the strict abortion law the heartbeat somewhere in uh in georgia. Um, she started, I guess one day, experiencing um headaches, um, and then, and she was, uh, nine weeks pregnant with her second child, she went to the hospital looking for answers and evidently she didn't get any from that hospital. So she was discharged and they gave her medication. They took no tests, they didn't do any scans.
Speaker 4That's crazy.
Speaker 2They didn't dig deeper to see what her bad headaches were actually coming from, you know, dig deeper to see like what her bad headaches were actually coming from. And the next day her boyfriend woke up to her gasping for air and she ended up was being rushed to Emory Hospital in Decatur and they did a CT scan and revealed that she had blood clots all over her brain Damn.
Speaker 3So Probably was from that medicine they gave her. Probably Because they didn't check to see what her problem was.
Speaker 1Right, and they just probably fucked it up and made it work. It was all the clots in her brain.
Speaker 2So she ended up being brain dead. Um, and she just been, you know, surviving off of that machine, breathing through the machine, for, uh, more than 90 days, more than 90 days, and I think that's horrible, that Yo Deedee.
Speaker 5I'm sorry, no bitch, you ain't gonna put that shit on me. I'm sorry, sean.
Speaker 2Yo, when you play it back, you'll hear it Both of y'all. Turn your mics off, okay.
Speaker 1Both of y'all. Okay, I'm sorry but damn. So they had to keep her alive, to have the baby, have the baby. Did the baby come out?
Speaker 3He can't even talk off his own. I can't.
Speaker 1I don't want to talk. Did the baby come out safe and sound? Turned the show off. Turned the show off Okay wait.
Speaker 2Rest in peace, adriana so yes. I think it's horrible that you know these. The law is fucked up. The law is really really fucked up.
Speaker 1I don't like that.
Speaker 2I don't like the fact that you don't have to agree with abortion or not, but yeah, to put somebody through that and put their families through that. Yeah, you know it's sad. Put somebody through that and put their families through that it's sad, but the baby made it. You're not interested in the baby.
Speaker 1I am yeah.
Speaker 2I am.
Speaker 1I want to know Mimi is losing it they try to keep her alive, to keep the baby. So I just want to know if it worked. I'm sorry, I'm so curious. Yo Rest in peace. Ariana Adriana, you call her AI. This is not going well for me.
Speaker 2No, it's not, it's not, it's sad's sad.
Speaker 1do better georgia in them laws. Well, it ain't just georgia.
Speaker 2I know a lot of, a lot of places got that, and ever since they um the supreme court, uh roll back row versus wade it's fucked up. Yeah, it really is. It really is because there's so many reasons, and health reasons clearly and, and that's one of them.
Speaker 1That's one of the reasons why they need that law too, so it's just crazy, and it's like y'all fools that want these people to have these babies come to full term.
Speaker 2Y'all not about to raise these babies.
Speaker 1It's so sad.
Speaker 2He don't even sound he doesn't.
Speaker 3they don't even sound, he doesn't like it's NeNe, nene.
Speaker 1Over here she is. She is going crazy, like she got tears in her eyes right now.
Speaker 2You would have thought she was a white woman. How red she is, I know right, this is crazy she's matching with her shirt right now.
Speaker 1Oh my god, what's that? Fuchsia?
Speaker 3that's all that summer's eve yo absolutely not burning out my pussy, oh my God.
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Rest in peace you need to shut up.
Speaker 2Yes, please.
Speaker 3You just need to be quiet. I can't even.
Speaker 2So have you guys seen what's going on with Halle Bailey?
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, this is crazy, but I yeah, yeah, yeah, this is crazy, so, but I don't know the details. So what happened?
Speaker 2Allegedly there was a physical altercation between the two of them. Halle says that he physically was violent towards her. She um video and pictures of chipped tooth um, and so she requested sole legal custody um of their son halo, and restraining order.
Speaker 1That's odd against him. I thought she was just like singing him praises like a few months ago, like he's a good dad and all that. But that doesn't stop the fight. Him being all right. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3And allegedly it's all over because of her and Brent Fires, apparently. Who the fuck is Brent Fires? He's a singer.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, well, she's dating Brent Fires.
Speaker 3No, I don't believe so.
Speaker 1I think they're just like friends, yeah and he what DDG got jealous and some shit jealous as jealous does I don't know.
Speaker 2Yeah, um, but it was also. They've been having issues over the course of this baby being born. Yeah, yeah, of just the whole.
Speaker 3Everybody has parenting.
Speaker 1Yeah, they have parenting, different parenting she doesn't want him to have him on stream, like he was streaming with guys and that but don't she take pictures of the baby and put them? Yeah, don't she put the baby on social media too? So she doesn't want him to do it, but she does it.
Speaker 2She says that she didn't know that he was going to be having the baby on streaming at kaisenet's uh platform. That be having any and everybody.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh, you know kaisenet, oh like bringing people in yeah, and they'd be reckless okay, I don't really watch this, I don't know know.
Speaker 2I don't know how. Yeah, they be going crazy. You know the one that Nick Cannon was crying about. I mean not Nick Cannon, oh, ray J.
Speaker 3Ray J was crying about Because he didn't get to spend the night and take showers. Yeah, they be doing all kinds of crazy shit Gotcha.
Speaker 1So she thought that was going to happen with the.
Speaker 3I mean, I don't think I'd be happy that my, my baby over there Got you.
Speaker 2Like you just find out by watching. Yeah, but like what the fuck you see On Instagram that stream Come across.
Speaker 1That my baby's on. She got a good point. That's a big deal. You don't want your baby Around that type of stuff.
Speaker 2But yeah, they've been. They've been having issues Since Since the baby was born, so like the chip I kind of see the picture of the the tooth.
Speaker 1I didn't I. It's not a big chip, is it? I couldn't like I didn't see what. Where the chip was the size of the chip matter no, I I didn't. I was looking at it just like look like regular teeth, so I didn't. It's a little chip. It's not like a huge chip, though Let me see it. Oh, that right there.
Speaker 2Don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 3So his family has Either way though. It's small or not, but you had to do something in order for her to get the chip tooth.
Speaker 1I get it, so yeah.
Speaker 2His family. You know his brother.
Speaker 1You got to hit somebody hard as hell to even chip a tooth. Like yeah, like you really got to hit somebody hard as fuck to hit, chip a tooth.
Speaker 2Either you hit them or you, like her, really got to hit somebody hard as fuck to chip a tooth. Either you hit them or you.
Speaker 1Like her gums should be bleeding, like her lip should be busted. That's the amount of force you have to hit somebody to chip a tooth.
Speaker 2Maybe she got weak teeth I don't know.
Speaker 1I know people eat like peanuts, like people eat peanuts and they can chip a tooth Off a peanut or something like that right.
Speaker 2People chip their teeth Off a candy Off a.
Speaker 1Right, yeah.
Speaker 2An apple, but like.
Speaker 1So that's just A precise hit To that tooth To chip it.
Speaker 2That small little piece, that's a you gotta hit like Hard as or you could like Push them into something Okay, Like hard as, or you could have like pushed them into something.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, I get it. Yeah, because her mouth got to be open like this, like because if her mouth is closed, right, and she get hit in the mouth and chipped the tooth, her lip should be fucked up. So she had to be just Cheese in her mouth, got to be open just for it to be chipped, and no like split lip or anything like that.
Speaker 2She was happy while she was being beat.
Speaker 1No, I'm just saying like she must have been, like Eee DDG, you know, with the lip above the teeth, Because that's a really precise chipped tooth.
Speaker 3Why are you still talking.
Speaker 2I'm just saying Because at this point he's talking to his soul.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I'm just saying at this point he's talking to his soul. Yeah, because I'm not saying like it shouldn't have never happened, like he should not put her hands on.
Speaker 3We're not even on focus on that part anymore. It's just, I think her face should be.
Speaker 1Why did you do that like no I'm just why did you do that? Voice. No, because I'm trying to visualize how her mouth was first of all.
Speaker 2First of all, this is the man that she had a child with. Okay, yep, why would she say, oh, ddg, like he has a real name.
Speaker 1But if you say the letters like that, the teeth got to show, the teeth got to show, you can't hide your teeth behind your lips. Ddg, look, and then, and then you got to get, and then it got popped in the mouth and you're still talking.
Speaker 2You're a horrible person. Yes.
Speaker 1Like he shouldn't have ever did it. I don't condone any kind of violence, but that was a specific and, again, smart.
Speaker 2Allegedly yeah.
Speaker 1Nothing has been technically proven I heard like they had shown that some like somebody like went back on her social media and found that same video where she said she tripped on two for something else yeah, I saw something about that too and I, and again it goes back to like I don't know what's real here. So, like my opinions on this shit is not the. I'm not trying to blame the victim or I'm not trying to say he didn't like nobody should put their hands on anybody, period. That's just my stance.
Speaker 2But they're both young very young with a new baby.
Speaker 1Yeah, and they're postpartum or something you know.
Speaker 2I'm saying like trying to make their way through.
Speaker 3Yeah, so as parents now with another life they got to take care of and they barely taking care of themselves, yeah, I don't know what happened and in the limelight where rumors and all types of shit is gonna spread, I don't know what happened, I don't know.
Speaker 1You know, if she is a victim of abuse, then please get help, but looking at that chipped tooth, like I'm just saying her lips should be fucked up. But anyway, unless he can't really hit that hard. And then she did stumble and run into a door knob or some shit.
Speaker 3Even still so. Tory Lanez reportedly stabbed in prison, and this is crazy too, but my thing is just real quick and I hope he survives and is okay why they keep posting that picture, tori.
Speaker 2What out the?
Speaker 1hair. His mugshot that is not Tori. Is that the one with the wig? Glue up it? Nigga Yo. He got stabbed 14 times 14 times.
Speaker 2A couple of those times was in his head.
Speaker 3That sound like a hit.
Speaker 2Yeah, that sound like a hit. Um. Yeah, there's some um that sound like a hit I think the it was like a 40 something year old um guy that I think he's like is he a lifer? A lifer, yeah so it was kind of like okay, I got a question on this. Happened to him, you know.
Speaker 3At this point, right, so who paid him?
Speaker 1you know the the timeline of the story is. When it came out it was like he was stabbed 14 times and like eight hours later he was like critical condition and like four hours after that he was like oh, he's fine. It's like the timeline on this shit was kind of crazy.
Speaker 2I didn't hear he was fine.
Speaker 1Well, not fine. But I'm saying he's like recovering. Yeah, he's like recovering. He's telling his people like he's good. You know what I'm saying, Like within a time frame.
Speaker 2Well, they said the same thing about Jamie Foxx.
Speaker 6You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1It makes you wonder if he really got stabbed 14 times, just the way the storyline came out and how quickly it was like critical condition, to the point where, oh, he's good. Oh, by the way, his bodyguard said he didn't shoot her, the girl shot her yeah, I just feel like it's a lot of politics going on right now.
Speaker 3You know what?
Speaker 1I'm saying this is like too many coincidental things. All of a sudden it's like do you believe that he was stabbed.
Speaker 2I don't think that yeah, I'm not saying he wasn't stabbed would allow a story like that to go out and it be untrue.
Speaker 1Yeah, because people work there and people talk yeah, I'm not saying that, that's not the fact. Like he got you know if he got stabbed.
Speaker 3Yeah, it could have been. It also could have been fabricated to sound a little bit more extreme than what it really was he probably got stabbed three times instead of 14.
Speaker 2Now we all know we we all seen prison movies and when they come in, and stab you. They're stabbing you multiple, multiple times.
Speaker 1Yeah, and you probably got a chipped tooth too.
Speaker 2The butt of the knife. But you know everybody's blaming Megan. Why? What did Megan got to do?
Speaker 6with this.
Speaker 2Because they feel like he wouldn't be in that predicament if it wasn't for her.
Speaker 1Then he shouldn't have been in the predicament. The court said he was guilty. A jury A jury said he was guilty and that's why he's there. That was not Meg's fault.
Speaker 2I think so, coming with all the political stuff, I think it's more of a coincidence that now her bodyguard has decided Kelsey the friend, her bodyguard is the one that has decided to step up and be like oh my God, I want to be a good person.
Speaker 1Now, all of them, um, she the one that actually, you know and they said like tori, tori lanes was the one who's like, I'll take the rap. I don't want her to get around, I'll take the rap, let me just take the rap type of shit and I go to jail, whatever.
Speaker 1And it's like you was just, you were screaming your innocence right and then now you talk about I'm gonna take the rap and all you had to say was like I didn't shoot her, this bitch did and that body got her no. Like did he say that no? And then, so it's like, why? Now, like you got stabbed 14 times, yeah, jail is real, uh, you know.
Speaker 3So like and he had just prison. Yeah, prison he had just recently like posted.
Speaker 2Pictures of him. Came out with an album, like two months ago, him and his friends in jail, yeah, and they posted up against the wall and they attire, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3He probably pissed that motherfucker off. I don't know, it's just Sometimes little people be real big for their britches Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Because you know like if you're a celebrity, you kind of feel like some. They probably feel like, yeah, special cheaper.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know like I'm untouchable because everybody love me.
Speaker 1You know he was just like just put out an album from jail niggas.
Speaker 2Yeah, I could do that like all right and then got no more wig glue, nigga I hope he recover and then crazy enough, you know, chris brown they probably got him for a wig glue, bro bro Chris Brown posted and he's in jail. Posted free Tory.
Speaker 3And then he's in jail Now. It's free, chris Brown.
Speaker 1I don't know what happened, how the fuck he go to jail.
Speaker 3Something that happened in 2023.
Speaker 2Yeah, a bottle incident. It was an attack.
Speaker 1Yeah, so they got him now.
Speaker 3Well, probably went through trial investigation, oh, overseas type of thing.
Speaker 2He just went over there, they was like I got you bitch Grabbed his ass up, damn. And people were saying that it was Jay-Z that had it happen, because he put out a free story.
Speaker 4He said free story oh wow.
Speaker 1That's crazy Conspiracy theories is crazy.
Speaker 2I mean, I wouldn't put it past anyone.
Speaker 1I wouldn't put it past nobody, you never know, because I just don't go off of what you gotta be. Oh shit, I don't believe these stories, yo, I don't believe any story that comes out. If it comes out by anybody, I don't believe it Because there's always some kind of twist or turn to some shit. There's never just factual shit and you would never know if it's factual shit or not. They just, yo. This day and age, age, everybody has a phone in front of them and how they get their information, no matter if it's true or false, they're going to take that information for what it is. Yeah, there's. There's no type of uh, understanding, like finding the facts, mm-hmm. Everything is opinion-based, yes, and not fact-based. I don't know what's fact in any of this shit and a lot of times when the public has now made their uh Christ.
Speaker 2Their choice whether or not they believe or not believe the story.
Speaker 1And then sometimes the truth do come out, but they so invested in not wanting to believe it, right, they still carry on with the lies more entertaining and it's crazy, like, and I and I say this for like, okay, I'm gonna go back to the uh, to the um holly haley bailey thing. Her name is Hailey Bailey, right, is it Hailey Bailey? Is that right? Am I saying it?
Speaker 2weird, it's just the way you said it. Yeah, all right, hailey Bailey.
Speaker 1Hailey Bailey. The fact is she got a chipped tooth, but see, the opinion is-.
Speaker 2You want to be stuck on a tooth. She's also bruised.
Speaker 1I'm saying, right, I'm saying but duck on her tooth, she's also bruised. I'm saying, right, I'm saying, but the opinion is I don't know how she got the chipped tooth. You see what I'm saying. You see how they pump the story out so people can come up with their own conclusions without understanding what the true fact is. The only fact that we know is she is bruised. That's because the media don't give a fuck and she had a chipped tooth. But, Sean, if I pinch you right now, you're going to bruise.
Speaker 2Well, I can take it. I know you can take it.
Speaker 1But you're still going to bruise. But if you go on social media and say, hey, I just got bruised up and I got a bunch of gum in my gums, and I'm going to go to Nene and say you told Mr to beat me. Yeah, and I'm going to go to Nene and say you told Mr to beat me and it's like yo. That's not the fact. He drank spoiled milk.
Speaker 3He got tickled what I'm sorry, that is disgusting.
Speaker 2He went totally left.
Speaker 1Anyway, he's been left all night. Yeah, I shouldn't even be talking anymore like.
Speaker 2So we have some really great news for history. So a fire has destroyed the main house at the Nottoway plantation, the largest antebellum plantation still standing in the United States. They still had one. It was built in 1859 by enslaved people, so the fire allegedly broke out at the house in Louisiana. That's crazy.
Speaker 2Shortly after 2 pm on Thursday and staff noticed that smoke was coming up to the second floor in the museum room Smokey Robinson, and then they discovered flames shortly after. The fire is believed to have originated in one of the bedrooms on the second floor, but it's still under investigation as to how it actually started.
Speaker 1We know how it started Opinion based yeah.
Speaker 3The man says it's sad. The fact is, you shall rise yeah yeah good, burning shit down.
Speaker 1It's surprising that they still have one of those shits floating around to this day it's still a whole bunch of them, I bet burn all them shits now yeah um, and you know, put a black fist in a in the lawn some people they want to get rid of dei.
Speaker 2Get rid of them, damn plantations some people would say like oh, you know, that's history, you know so who's history? It's. It's like you know like people get outraged about, like the different statues that get torn down and stuff and they're like why are you racist?
Speaker 1Burn all them shits. History, my ass. Yeah, it's going to be history. Bye, bye.
Speaker 3They want to make America great again, so do we.
Speaker 1Bye, bye.
Speaker 3All right, what's next?
Speaker 1Yo All right. What's next? Yo Bush? Ooh, my little patty.
Speaker 3Did you hear about the 11 inmates that escaped New Orleans prisons?
Speaker 1Like how it looked like they tore down a wall, Like it was easy to tear down. You seen this shit.
Speaker 3They did the Kool-Aid challenge.
Speaker 1It was like oh yeah.
Speaker 2Out of here. He said raw. Did you see how they escaped, Mm-mm? They escaped On each other's back Through their toilet. Hey yo, what they escaped through.
Speaker 1They pulled it out.
Speaker 2Shawshank, they pulled the toilet out.
Speaker 4They shawshanked it.
Speaker 2They escaped through the hole in the toilet, which kind of, I think, led them to't know if it was their closet or whatever the what area, and then they made it out, but then they left notes there. That was like ha-ha, this was too easy. Try to catch us.
Speaker 1Oh they was playing games.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Let's make this fun, just in case we get caught. We wanted to see what your security was like.
Speaker 2Yeah, one of them said it said too easy, lol. And then another thing said catch us when you can. Yeah, I heard that they caught two of them so far.
Speaker 3So I want to know how and what the fuck these idiots did to get caught.
Speaker 1They went to a Ponderosa.
Speaker 3They stopped to get a seafood boil. Get you every time.
Speaker 1A Ponderosa though.
Speaker 2One of them stopped and said wait, wait, wait. I tripped my tooth. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3It was a toilet. It was a toilet. That's not funny. It was a toilet.
Speaker 1That's not funny.
Speaker 5It was DDG.
Speaker 2I have to wonder what Do people? I guess they do really truly believe people in prison that if they escape they're not going to get caught, they do.
Speaker 1Well, I mean.
Speaker 3They absolutely do.
Speaker 1I don't think they think further than their imagination.
Speaker 3Unless you got some intelligent ones. Yeah, I mean, how intelligent are you.
Speaker 1Well, he had a whole map on his back. How smart was that? And he escaped with the bad guys.
Speaker 2What you got to do.
Speaker 1what you got to do, yeah yeah, well, I don't know, maybe they could. I don't know, they're going to get caught somewhere.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean they're in the system Unless they go overseas. I wonder what they were in there for.
Speaker 1Marry like a French model. I wonder what they were in there for Marry like a French model. How are they getting overseas?
Speaker 5Swim.
Speaker 2I don't know you get on. I don't know.
Speaker 1Man. Well, I hope they find the remaining nine. If they don't, well, congratulations to the remaining nine. No, Because they free you ain't coming over here.
Speaker 2They might.
Speaker 1Shit.
Speaker 3Yeah, they got to travel as far as possible.
Speaker 1And where they escape from.
Speaker 3New Orleans.
Speaker 1They got to wait. How long ago was that? Just a couple days. They going to get them before they get up here.
Speaker 2You got enough time to pack your bag.
Speaker 3Hell yeah, I'm out of here, I, they gonna get them before they get up here. You got enough time to pack your bag. Hell, yeah, I'm out of here. I'm hotter than under my bed. You need help. You need help.
Speaker 2So, um, absolutely, We've now moved closer to the Hunger Games.
Speaker 6Oh shit.
Speaker 2So not sure which district you guys are gonna be in, but the Department of Homeland Security is now reviewing a pitch for a new reality tv show where immigrants would compete in challenges to earn us citizenship. Yeah, this is a joke. This is absolutely a joke. The idea was proposed by the uh rob warsaw, the producer of duck dynasty. Um, he claims that the show is a celebration of American values white people doing white things that's funny and they reportedly titled the concept of the show as the American.
Speaker 2They would compete in mental and physical challenges and the prize is a shot at US citizenship. A shot at US citizenship.
Speaker 3A shot not guaranteed, they even give him a guarantee.
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Speaker 2That's crazy. He insists that the idea isn't meant to be cruel, but rather a heartfelt series with tears of joy and fun. Loud American challenges For who the American is, a celebration of what it means to be american. Um, it's a fucking joke, absolutely.
Speaker 2Wow, I think it's disgusting. This country's. That's disrespectful. This country is a joke. Um, it is so. It's so disrespectful. Yeah, and if you value citizenship as much as y'all claim, y'all do, and why y'all doing this in the first place of shipping all these immigrants out? Why are you making it a joke to obtain?
Speaker 3citizenship right.
Speaker 2This is this whole thing has just been ridiculous, wild yeah ridiculous anyway do better, do way better that's absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1We got three more years of this shit. This shit's crazy, all right.
Speaker 2What's next? We got a little fan mail.
Speaker 1Oh, we do Huh nice.
Speaker 3Yeah, we got some listener questions Our plus ones are coming through.
Speaker 2Let's go plus ones. So our fan mail that got delivered for today is referencing one of your gems, mister. Oh, okay, and it says Nene's conflicted with being taught or provided for, because she's a lady boy, yeah that makes a lot of sense now. I'm a lady boy makes a lot of sense and that was in reference to the the don't be telling my secrets. And then, wanting a lot of sense, that was in reference to the Don't be telling my secrets yeah, and then wanting to be taught yeah. Yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 3Do not tell my secrets, Well thank you.
Speaker 1Thank you for that for ML, that's very insightful and I think that you are absolutely.
Speaker 3Right and you hit the nail on the head. Yes, you did Not on the tooth stop it we have some listeners questions, responses, nice thoughts, prayers. Okay, it says I'm getting rid of Vanilla Aunt Viv too oh shit, aww, that's yeah, she gotta go.
Speaker 1Hmm, vanilla, florida they named me after a state shut up can't get rid of her. We got a few of these we have a few of these.
Speaker 2Sean saying Florida has dough kneading hands, is taking me you know, I'm right yeah, you are she look like she make a mean apple pie from scratch that cobbler down.
Speaker 3From scratch is crazy. I feel like everyone is an inconsiderate friend at this point, but I don't think it's a bad thing, I mean oh, this is referencing what. It depends on certain situations.
Speaker 1I feel like Issa Rae, issa Rae, everybody's an inconsiderate friend.
Speaker 2I mean yeah, yeah, to a degree I can agree with that and I think it probably goes to when you were saying, mister, about how are you just protecting your peace? Oh yeah, so if you are just truly protecting your peace and you have now taken a step back from said friendship and you're not communicating as much as you could or should, I guess it is kind of an inconsiderate way of handling your friendship, especially if you're not communicating about what's going on. But is it a bad thing because you're protecting your peace?
Speaker 1No, right, I got it. Yep Makes sense.
Speaker 3Makes sense. Thank you for that. Did Sean say you're from China? Hilariously inappropriate. Do better, Sean. A Love you.
Speaker 2You caught that, huh yeah, oh, I can't wait to see what they say about this episode.
Speaker 1Oh, I can't wait to see what they say about this episode. Oh Jesus.
Speaker 3Mr and his vision of Sean A as a butterball turkey is burnt in my mind forever.
Speaker 2That's horrible Because you can see it right. I had nightmares about that. You can see it. I had nightmares.
Speaker 1The butterball was crazy, because I even this is why I was glistening you.
Speaker 3glistening, see it.
Speaker 1I had nightmares. The butterball was crazy because I even oh shit, I agree with nini. The wannabe supervisor is worse for me because you need your ass beat. Yeah, I was with that?
Speaker 5yeah, I was with that too. Yeah, yeah, I was with that too. Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, I thought you said snitch. I did say snitch yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, because you said that you technically are the wannabe supervisor.
Speaker 3I am the wannabe supervisor yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha, yep, unofficially yeah. Can you guys tell us your thoughts on the Diddy case? Some of this stuff I'm hearing is wild Yo have you been reading what's been happening?
Speaker 1Yes, I have. Oh my God, cassie, poor baby, oh my God.
Speaker 2Yo, what stuck out the most for me is like she is such a victim For real and like the trauma bond that she has with him, the manipulation that she encountered, like she's still talking about, like how she has love for him yeah, like the past.
Speaker 1Yo, you know, like Yo, she was a child. Like you know what I'm saying. So it's almost like the only person you're putting your all in. The only person you really know is this person here, she was groomed, groomed, crazy because talking about these freak-offs and she's talking about it in good light, and all that because she's looking forward to it, even though she wasn't. She left there with blisters and all this shit happened.
Speaker 2He basically pimped her ass out, that is crazy, and that's the whole purpose of this whole trial is whether or not she was sex trafficked.
Speaker 1Yeah, and just reading, and then you know I know Cassie's husband, alex Fine, I think his name is. I can't imagine what he has to be doing to not explode and kick Diddy's ass. He has to be doing to not explode and kick Diddy's ass and you know just the feeling that got to be in that courtroom right now because and I think Dawn hit the stage- Dawn Richards.
Speaker 2Yeah, she spoke about how she witnessed him abusing her before. I think she said did she say he hit her with a pen or something?
Speaker 1Something like that. Like, and they have video of the hotel thing where the security came, Like how do you get rid of that video?
Speaker 2or not let it release Money, which is why Cassie just got $10 million from the hotel because of the fact that they hit that shit, they hit that video Like Money Yo, you gotta Yo.
Speaker 3And this is why that shit is happening so bad to Diddy, because, bitch, you really thought you was the king of the universe and could do whatever the fuck you want. Move however the hell you want, and nobody was going to know that, motherfucker, there are people who still have fucking morals.
Speaker 1Absolutely. That motherfucker's a pig bro. That shit is so bad, like it is so bad. And just to imagine we was just rocking to his music and he's doing all his devious shit and it's like oh my God.
Speaker 3And letting us know that he beating bitches' asses at the end of their song Yo, and he was yo at the end of that song. Like you, look at that differently now. You're like that nigga telling the truth. He was telling the truth.
Speaker 2And everybody around him knew it.
Speaker 1Yeah, that is so wild to me. I want to go more in depth. Maybe next episode we'll probably go more in depth as we, because I'm reading more like of what is being said in the courtroom.
Speaker 2But thank you, listeners. Questions we are going to go like a dive deep into that, probably next episode. But because I want to know more, I want to get get a little bit more and I want to talk about the uh, the point of view from the children. Yeah, yeah yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3Y'all make me want to be a deputy, or however nini, or however Nene says it, it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1That shit is fucking hilarious. Y'all gonna leave me alone. Oh my God, deba-dee, deba-dee Yo.
Speaker 2It's fucking hilarious, it's funny, it's fucking hilarious?
Speaker 3Did Mr say he used the turkey baster straight out of Sean A? I need video or it ain't happening.
Speaker 1Yo you know what? Hey yo, when I listened back I was like, why the fuck did I say that you?
Speaker 3know why. You know why you said it.
Speaker 2So, you know, you wanted some of that mass and gill.
Speaker 3Got your skin glistening, hey, summer'sening like what the fuck? But yeah, that shit was fucking funny oh my god, thank you for those please keep coming.
Speaker 1Thank you, I can't wait until y'all pick apart this episode. I just wanna cause I said some wild shit.
Speaker 6We on the gyms Park. This episode.
Speaker 1I just wanted to because I said some wild shit. Yeah, you did.
Speaker 4We on the gyms Drop a gym on it.
Speaker 1Oh, my God, All right all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3All right, all right. All right, all right all right.
Speaker 1Matthew McConaughey on oh God, All right, all right. Gem number one Does anyone ever get bored and turn on Netflix and decide you're not ready for that type of commitment and then grab your phone and watch reels for the next four hours?
Speaker 3Every day, all the time it's like clockwork. That's crazy, that that happens to like everybody. That's.
Speaker 1Cause. Netflix is a different type of commitment. What is, who is Netflix? What, what?
Speaker 2Netflix. Is that a new app?
Speaker 1Yours come with a CK. It's like the cousin of Netflix.
Speaker 3It's off the deputy playlist.
Speaker 1How much? They charge them out for Netflix Probably a couple cents.
Speaker 2It's not really that. It's free.
Speaker 3Like.
Speaker 2Tubi, you just get chip-tooth, movies. Yeah, chip-tooth.
Speaker 3Nah, he watch them, Bumba Clats.
Speaker 2Yo, when you hear it back, his channel is just all about turkey, basters, yep.
Speaker 1Say yep too. The different type of turkey basters the blue ones, the one with the brown squeegee at the back, Anyway.
Speaker 3That is funny, though, because you know your turkey basters. My mom had like three of them.
Speaker 1Oh, that's why no, nevermind.
Speaker 3You a turkey baster baby.
Speaker 2I am. I think a lot of times it's just because Get out of here. I'd just be talking to talk. I don't know. People just want like the background noise. You know like, oh yeah, the turkey baster.
Speaker 3Actually I put on the entire symphony the little tilt of your crowd was crazy it's like the Fantasia the.
Speaker 1Mickey.
Speaker 2Mouse.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, sometimes you just put it on to go to sleep, yeah like I will literally get in my bed for the evening.
Speaker 2turn on Netflix, roll over to the side and hit my TikTok yeah. Or Instagram and I'm just scrolling.
Speaker 1That's true. That is true. I've done that sometimes. I do that all the time All right.
Speaker 3I follow people like you watch this. I'm like I was going to Gem number two.
Speaker 1you can either build with a busy nigga or babysit a broke one. What would you rather do?
Speaker 3You said what.
Speaker 1You can either build with a busy nigga or babysit a broke one.
Speaker 3We build damn yeah, I build with a busy nigger or babysit a broke one. We build damn yeah, I babysit with a busy dude. He ain't in my face all day yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, and y'all definitely make time for each other at some point.
Speaker 3Hold on.
Speaker 1No, I wanted to because it was one I wanted to do.
Speaker 3He got basted. I cannot compute.
Speaker 1I got basted you crazy. Last one Crazy part about being an overthinker is you be right the whole time.
Speaker 2I always am, yeah, I always am I, I always am.
Speaker 1I had another one, but I don't think I saved that one, which is crazy. I wanted to see your thoughts on that. Anyway, that's it.
Speaker 3Woo-hoo and pull on standards. The wall got the bomb Run out. The telephones Drop the jams. Back in the house once again With the light Got the diamonds and guns.
Speaker 1All right, all right. All right, all right. This was fun.
Speaker 3No, you need to stop it. Yeah, you are absolutely unnecessary this whole episode.
Speaker 1This is really fun.
Speaker 3I'm glad you enjoyed.
Speaker 1I'm glad I enjoyed too.
Speaker 2I'm glad you enjoyed too.
Speaker 1Everybody. I'm glad you enjoyed too. I'm glad you enjoyed too everybody.
Speaker 5I'm glad you all enjoyed what later.
Speaker 1Bye guys what is this? This is not Rihanna, it's a remix. Yeah baby, yeah baby. All right, lady, y'all.
Speaker 4Well enough, bitch, but I have my money Played down. Call me on my blood, pay me what you want me Falling bigger than LaGuan. Bitch, give me your money. Who we all think y'all frontin' on Like blah, blah, blah, louis 13 and it's all on me. Nigga, you just bought a shot, come a-crushy. If you think that you gon' knock me out this side, shit, you ain't finna back me. I'm the guy. Shit, you ain't finna beg me. I'm that brand new bar and cup. Don't act like you forgot. I call the shot dot dot Like blah, blah, blah. Pay me what you want. Don't act like you forgot. Bitch, better have my money, bitch, better have my money. Pay me what you want, bitch. Better have my money, bitch, better have my money, just drop it.
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