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Mister, Nini, Shawn A. Season 2 Episode 5

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Starts loud, ends thoughtful—that was the energy today. We warm up with wild banter and bops, then dig into a question we hear all the time: do smart guys really have a harder time dating? We unpack how deeper thinking, higher standards, and analysis can slow romance, and why experience matters just as much as intellect when you’re choosing someone who adds to your life. From there, we go straight at the Ayesha and Steph Curry discourse—timing, perception, and the disconnect between public narratives and private truth. Love evolves; so do the stories we tell about it.

Exhaustion is the mood, so we get honest about the rise of “sleepcations.” When work expects more and pays less, rest becomes strategy, not luxury. We trade notes on slow mornings, staycations that actually restore you, and the relief of a weekend without an itinerary. Then it gets real about ghosting: why people do it, when safety trumps closure, and how to end things with clean, compassionate clarity when you can. Pop culture threads through the episode—Cam’ron’s sly dents-and-dentures bit, the Bad Bunny halftime backlash, and a spirited debate about whether Missy Elliott’s “Get Ur Freak On” belongs in the century’s top tier.

Music heads will love our vocals-only showdown: Musiq Soulchild, Jaheim, Avant, or Anthony Hamilton—range versus texture, technique versus tone. We even lighten the load with “hamper ethics” (rewear the hoodie, never the undergarments), and a new hustle we can’t stop talking about: hiring someone to confront your boss on your behalf. We round it off with a few gems—liquor isn’t a coat, and maybe we all need a social media reset—and quick NFL picks that had us yelling about the Eagles and Giants like it’s family business.

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Welcome back to the table, ladies and gentlemen. Table for three is in the building.

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Cody beat belly, body this record.

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Who I think he's sexy, who he look good.

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Uh-huh.

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And that your own girlfriend tell her to hook me up. Bitch, I have the fun, let's have funny getting.

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I don't be giving the shot. I know he don't want me for me. I know he's just doing what I got. I know that you wanna be me, but she is not doing it well. I'ma go skip with that rip. Then I'ma go cool Chanel. I'ma pop out with a new spot. I'ma fit into it. They don't like ice cream.

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If everybody's enjoying their week, looking forward to the weekend. It is a long weekend, y'all looking forward to too.

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I know we don't want me from the biggest. Oh, this ain't gonna be a name I got. We don't do the groupies. I'm petty and cute. And my orders is ready to ooh. I need me a bag, like you know that we love a Chanely. I'm feeling like Dustin Sharp. And I fuck up the yacht, like I'm still gonna pick up for Delly. I got some food for all of the bows, and we don't know where to go see up the zone real quick.

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Bring it back.

SPEAKER_00:

Hello, bitch. You can fuck with me if you wanna. These expensive, these is bad bottoms, these is dirty too, this is cool. I can get them both. I don't wanna too, then I'm quick. Cut a nigga off, so don't get comfortable. Look, I don't dance now, I make money move. Say I don't gotta dance, I make money move. If I see you now, speech, that means sound fuckers too. I'm a boss, do I work a bitch? I make bloody move. You know where I'm at, you know where I be, do when the club, just to party out there, I get paid a piece. I be in and up them bed, so much I know they side of me. Honestly, don't give a fuck about who in front of me. Fuck too much, I don't bother with these hoes, don't let these folks bother me. They see pictures, they say both, bitch, I'm food and trying to be. Look, I might just fill it for bed, I might just do it to boo, I might just fill on your bed, my pussy feel like a leg. He wanna see what it's face. I'm like, okay, I let him get what he wants. He buy me eats in the rock, then you whip when I go back to the horse. I got the food in the boat, I'm not ice in the street. No, you probably hurt on me. Got a bag and fix my teeth. Hope you hold no head, then I pay my mama fill. I ain't got no time to do. Think these folks be mad at me, they baby by the motherfucking eat, it's one, two, east, easy, piece of piece of the time with a chick, I was a tick.

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Try to keep wanna come round. You wanna get hit, wanna get hit.

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Double up bust on a wide, none of them. I put my son in some red. I pull that gun off the head, talk it's all twenty two clips.

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I make a heart, come I go so on that shot, get put on a black, feel like a stain, your belly the lip.

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I heard I just want to say that Yeah. I'm not a fan of ice spice.

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I just like the beat. That beat was hard.

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I just I be trying. Like I try, and then I just be like, I just don't like her. Mm-hmm. Not her personally. I just I just don't like how to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't like it. Her beats do be a bop though, but I just can't. Her bop be a beat, too. I don't like, I don't know, maybe it's just the way she moved or however it goes. I just I can't get into ice bikes. You get on my nerves.

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Okay, so how's everybody's week? Weekend? Really guys. How y'all doing? How we feeling? I'm good. I'm on vacation. Me too. Are you really? Yeah, I took yeah. I took yesterday off because I already got today off, and then I got the weekend off, and then I got Monday off, and I was just like a nice little five-day uh staycation.

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Must be nice.

SPEAKER_06:

No, little staycation. I love it. Right.

SPEAKER_03:

I left early today. That was my excitement. And the only reason why is because the shit was shut down and you know.

SPEAKER_06:

Work for the government, government shut down.

SPEAKER_03:

I only had a couple hours left, and I and it was like, yeah, we're gonna be down until like an hour, hour and a half. And I was like, Well, that's my time. I'm like, Zogo.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, well, that makes sense. That's what I did. Makes sense. Yes, Lord. So how long are your vacation? When did you start it? The yes lord was crazy.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm officially on it now. Oh, okay. And then I will return after these messages. Wait, you going somewhere? Yeah. Where are you going? Uh, you know. Down by the bayou. By the bayou? Over here, over there. No, I'm um I'm hitting a couple of little bit of everywhere, taking a little um, a little boat ride. Oh, a little sea cruise. Mm-hmm. A little sea cruise. Okay. That sounds so weird. Hopefully, I don't get blown away. I like to be able to get a couple of things. He wear a bunch of semen on the sea cruise. No, like the the crew.

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No, no. I knew it's aren't called semen.

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Yeah.

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No.

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Well, they hold semen for you.

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I'm clacking out again. Well, I'm going home.

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Okay, it's too early for this. I'm sorry. Dean dressed.

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Straight out the gate. You ain't even. No Vaseline, nothing.

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Dangerous. Ice cube. No, please don't use Vaseline.

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Ice Cube.

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Wait, why? It's not sanitary. Oh shit. Don't use Vaseline.

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And stop using spit. Especially if you know you ain't brushing your teeth. That's disgusting. You got ginger vitis butt. All that bacteria. Oh my god.

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Ginger vitis butt.

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Ginger butt. Ginger butt.

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Where did we go?

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You got vitis badge.

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You got vagabitis. Vagivitis. Vegitis.

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You can always count on us to just take something left field, man. It's all y'all guys' fault. Oh, is it? All right. Who started this? You didn't. Oh my, did I?

SPEAKER_14:

Yeah, thanks a lot. Always. You always started.

SPEAKER_12:

Mama. Which one?

SPEAKER_04:

I'm in between that one and that one. What these two? Yeah.

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What are we pointing at, people? What are we pointing at?

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My bush.

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Oh, you got two bushes? One in the front, one in the back.

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Yeah.

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Damn. The back one got a pants. Like fucking shaven. They connect and make a pair of panties for her.

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You hear me?

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The back one got a cango. Oh my god. The back got a snap back in the tattoos.

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Snap back in tattoos. Oh my god.

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Okay, so you need to make up your mind.

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What is going on in this crazy world of ours?

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That isn't. So before we get into like anything deep, I just need y'all to go check something out, right? It's um so y'all know Cameron and um Dame Dash has had this beef going. And um, I don't know if anybody saw when Dame Dash was on the Breakfast Club that interview and how that was just a shit show. Um Dame's Crazy. Cameron went on.

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Cameron?

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He went on the Cameron? Cameron, sorry.

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Whatever. So I like somebody mother.

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I am somebody mother.

SPEAKER_06:

Cameron Matthews Carter. Like what?

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I met you got the whole you get on my nose.

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I don't know his phone name. I know, I know.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm just saying you just said a whole name. Um, okay, so Cameron went on a breakfast club, and you know, they just talked about all the stuff that he was going through, going on in his life, whatever. But it was one part where they asked about Dame, and he was like, I'm tired of talking about this dude, you know, like after this, is he it's gonna run for like four months because of Dame, but he's done. You know what I'm saying? So, with that being said, you know he got the podcast with um Mace, and then he has this other show that's called Um Talk, um, Talk with Flea or something like that. So on that show, this dude, not talking about Dame, he has these professional dentists come on his show to interview them, but they're asking all these dame-like questions about dentures, and and the dentists have no clue what he's talking about. Mind you, he's in scrubs. Everybody in his camp on the show is in scrubs, like so they asking, like, you know, um, so one dude, he was like, you know, so do y'all clean the dentures? Like, do you come in and they just drop it off at the desk and come back and pick it up? Like, they was just shooting so many um hidden sh jabs at yo, you just gotta see it. This shit is hilarious.

SPEAKER_04:

I meant you did the air quotations. I know. Like anybody can see it.

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But I just thought that was funny. Um, and I wanted to put it out there for people to watch because that shit was hilarious.

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I'm gonna have to go back and see it.

SPEAKER_03:

Cameron is like fucking hilarious. No.

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When it comes to like just being shady, we didn't say come on, we said Cameron.

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Oh, what you say come on?

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Yeah, get out of here.

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Still shooting early, like always. Yes.

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And quick.

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Not in quick.

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Everybody's dead. Oh my god, except babies. Millions. Millions die in a tragic accident.

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Hey, yo. Is it tragic though?

SPEAKER_06:

No, not for me. At the playground.

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Yo. That's where I you know.

SPEAKER_03:

She was one of the kids that got away.

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Um got away. Why that sound so dark? I know. But the kids that got away.

SPEAKER_03:

Because that's where y'all brought it. Because that's not where it was supposed to go.

SPEAKER_04:

Got away from what?

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From who?

SPEAKER_04:

Like, is this Hansel and Greta?

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Did he? Like, who did they get away from? The playground y'all was talking about. Oh. Not a real playground.

SPEAKER_06:

I was referring to a real playground.

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No, he wasn't.

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His playground got a uh long slide.

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Right.

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That ends in stomach acid. All right. Oh my god.

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Wow.

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Okay, let's go.

SPEAKER_03:

If it gets there from that, mm-mm never mind. So psychologist indicates that the more y'all so stupid.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh shit. Okay, let's let's be for real. Let's be serious for once, guys. Let's do a respectable, serious podcast today, okay? Okay, let's go.

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Ma'am.

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Meaning, let's go.

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So y'all let me know what y'all think about this. Psychology indicates that the more intelligent a man is, the more challenging it can be for him to find a girlfriend. High intelligence often leads to deeper thinking, higher standards, and more analytical approach to relationships. While this can make him intentional and selective, it can also complicate dating. Many intelligent men tend to overthink, seek perfection, or struggle to find partners who match their mental and emotional depth. Because of this, building romantic connections can sometimes feel more difficult. What do you guys think? And I read that so fucking good. What? Can I get a round of applause? Big ups. Please.

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Big ups.

SPEAKER_03:

No, that was the appropriate one.

SPEAKER_14:

Y'all get on my goddamn nerve.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, I played a whole thing. I should have just cut this off earlier on my back.

SPEAKER_03:

No respect. Hope your booty holes all out.

SPEAKER_06:

There you go. Um I agree.

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Yeah.

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I do agree.

SPEAKER_03:

Is it because you think you're intelligent?

SPEAKER_06:

I don't think I'm intelligent. That's what non-intelligent people would say.

SPEAKER_03:

That's that. They don't that they don't think they're intelligent? I agree.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. I I think Well. No, I yeah, I think when when men decide to have or or work to a point where they have a certain standard, just like I don't see any different from a female in this in this situation who who's worked in are in a in a place where they're looking for a counterpart to match their energy, not to not to hang on to their energy, but but to add to it. You know what I'm saying? I I think and I know for me personally, I I I would like someone to add to what I've accomplished and and then we can go forward from there. So I and then a lot of people uh isn't that strong minded to allow that to happen sometimes where it's still like it's still we have a miscommunication, there's mistrust, there's miss this, there's miss that. And I think at this this day and age, especially you know, older or like 30s and up type of in this day and age, people just know what they want and they don't want to sometimes just don't want the bullshit. So I don't I don't and in this instance, just for men who's intelligent and who's been putting in the work to get where they are, they they um looking, I'm sure they're looking for somebody dating to match that type of energy.

SPEAKER_04:

So I don't I don't And so you feel like it's harder because there aren't enough people out there intelligent enough to match I don't know is that why it's harder?

SPEAKER_06:

Like maybe I don't know. Yeah, I have no idea. I I mean they but I I I think on on both sides of the scale because there's there's still women out there who ho who's looking for this list of inside of a for a dude who has this particular skills, yeah, set of set of skills and all this stuff that he has to be to be able to date her. Um I think the stigma it does the stigma is now that men are pretty much doing the same. Like you gotta you gotta meet my standards. But is it is it technically intelligence or just based off of experience? I think it's I think it's a collective of everything, to be honest. And intelligence plays a small part because men men can be really simple sometimes and that's what I mean as far as the intelligence goes.

SPEAKER_03:

Like is it more experience than intelligence, is what I mean. Because you you have to experience what you going through to know what you want.

SPEAKER_06:

I think there's a level to it. I think there's a level to it. I think it I think when let's say you get a a man can be intelligent and just wants what he wants and is okay with everything. Like he can have he can accomplish whatever and he can find the beauty and in whoever he dates, and if and if if they check off of certain criteria for him, he's fine with that. So I don't think that's I don't think that's the issue there. I th I think I'm not saying issue, like I just can't find a word to say, but I think for the those type of men who actually who've made it to a plateau and put in all the work that they get to get to that plateau, I think they're gonna put the same type of work under the the partner they're gonna look for to be able to maximize their position instead of just grabbing anybody just because I mean because it it could turn into the Aisha Curry type thing, and I don't I don't agree, I'm not taking any sides right there, but the whole Aisha Curry and Steph Curry type of thing, it it turns into that, and it's like why I could have weeded this out in the beginning, okay, type of thing. And I'm not saying she's doing anything wrong. I actually I don't agree. I I don't agree with how people are treating that situation, which is a different thing I've done.

SPEAKER_03:

Can you give us a backstory on that though?

SPEAKER_06:

So for the people who don't know what you mean with the Aisha and for the story is uh well, I haven't just a quick summary. So the story is it Aisha Curry is going around uh different podcasts, uh explaining how she didn't really want to get married. She wanted to be a business woman, she wanted to be a career woman, she didn't want to have children. Uh she she she had a uh her process um in getting into that adulthood stage and and being that type of woman where she is independent, kind of chasing her dream. She didn't see herself as a mother, she didn't see herself as a wife type of thing. And people are are are attacking her or or or saying that she's uh she's making Steph Curry, who only things he says about her is like, oh, I just love my family, I love my wife, whatever, whatever. And it's never like you know, I didn't see myself. So they're kind of taking that and saying, yo, what type of wife will go out in public and say these things about this marriage? He now that he's up a hundred and ninety million and da-da-da-da-da.

SPEAKER_03:

He, you know, he That's because they're stupid.

SPEAKER_06:

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03:

And that's my opinion.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm saying I I don't think that's what she was saying. I don't think so either. Um, but I can see how it how it the image of what she's saying could be perceived.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh I feel like we want to say the safety, so go ahead. So I just feel like even if that is what she's saying, those are her feelings, those are her thoughts. Why is she not entitled to that? I don't understand why people feel like they need to nitpick choices in life.

SPEAKER_06:

I think I think the timing of it is I think is what they're saying.

SPEAKER_04:

I mean, if you because she may feel comfortable now in her place to now tell her, she got a baby.

SPEAKER_03:

No, I know she got a baby, but she's still like back then her all her kids were like little, little, all of it, like the daughter and then the other right, it's two girls first.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, so like at that time, it everything is building up and like Steph Curry isn't who he is like right now for her to get settled. But you gotta understand for her to get settled into her with him.

SPEAKER_06:

Well, if that makes sense, it it it's But I I I can see I I agree what you're saying. I think that may be the case, right? But uh the the the perception is when he was down, you wasn't hearing it. Right? Now that he signed a contract, he he's up, he's one of the he could be one of the the best basketball players in the world, he's 200 million or 300 million up, and all of a sudden it's like, oh, I didn't want kids, I want to be a career woman, I want to do this.

SPEAKER_03:

I think the time he probably already knew that she just was telling her story outside to tell her.

SPEAKER_06:

And I think that's the case. I think he knows that, and I think he do he knows that that's not her intentions, right? And I think the the way people are perceiving it is like that, but again, I think people were perceiving it because of the timing of everything.

SPEAKER_04:

But I think like when he was down and not at that place, she was right there by him to have a platform to where she had that opportunity kind of to you know it probably.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm sorry, but he wasn't a well-known name at that time, yeah. So because he's a well-known name, you it's is now you think that's the appropriate.

SPEAKER_04:

Ayesha Curry is now a name that people know outside of Steph Curry.

SPEAKER_03:

And then they had their little uh their little show for a while, so that kind of probably gave her the boost that she had lost. Because when you think about it, when you become a so I'm gonna say this, and people probably be like, why would you say that? But I've always said from a young age, I didn't want any kids either. Which is understandable. I didn't want to be married either. Yeah. And what you want and how life turns out and what happens always is gonna be different, and that's what I think Aisha Kurt was saying.

SPEAKER_06:

That's how I took it, right? I took it that way.

SPEAKER_03:

So I did I saw myself in a different place than where I ended up. It does not say that she doesn't love her kids, it's not saying that she doesn't love Steph. Right now she's looking at it like, well, I'm in this position now.

SPEAKER_04:

Look where I started and look at it. Where I'm at.

SPEAKER_03:

Now I can go ahead and be the businesswoman that I want to be because we are in a secure situation.

SPEAKER_06:

That's what I that's how I got out of it. That's what I got out of it too.

SPEAKER_03:

But you have trollers, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

And and and so their question is why is it necessary to say that though? Like, why is it necessary to bring up those type of things when you can just go ahead and do the the business stuff in a positive.

SPEAKER_03:

Was the person was the when she was being interviewed on the podcast, like, was it a question or something that I don't think it was something that they asked about, you know, is this your dream?

SPEAKER_06:

I think this is something she just went into and it's like, why?

SPEAKER_04:

I think it's very interesting that society one feels the need that they need to put certain expectations on parameters on people in their lives, first of all. But then I think that it's really interesting that society wants to be so involved in everybody's lives and wants to be up to date in everything that's going on, but then when it's something that someone does or says that they don't agree with, it's a problem. And they're like, why'd you feel the need to do that? It's a whip line. It's almost a ripple. Out here looking for people to share. You are on social media looking to have a deeper look into people's lives that you don't have an immediate connection to. Correct. And that you may admire their lifestyle or um want to achieve that one day, or you like the fame that they have, and so you want that deeper look, but then when the deeper look is something that you don't agree with, now you're like, oh, well, you could have kept that to yourself. Right. I agree.

SPEAKER_03:

And then it's like, and it's and it's what it is that I think it is, is mainly the people that are rocking with Steph Curry are who like Steph Curry, right? And then it's like he don't deserve that. Yes, how could she I think it's more of that too? I think that's exactly like plays a big role in it. And it's like you can't have him. And like, calm down.

SPEAKER_06:

It's not and I applaud Steph even more because now he all he does is do these nice little one-liners. Support his wife, yeah. Yeah, like yo, even these like basketball players who's saying something, he he'll he'll have this nice little jab, and it's like, yo, you you you dribbl more with your mouth now than on the basketball court. Keep it to yourself. And yeah, I feel that's the most classiest way to handle it. Like, me and my wife is good. I know what she's doing. You know, don't be mad at me because we got that type of relationship.

SPEAKER_04:

Steph got a problem with anything she's saying, I promise.

SPEAKER_06:

She won't be saying it.

SPEAKER_04:

He voices opinions. Yeah, and if she decides to continue doing that, they will work that out correct. But Steph don't need none of y'all for validation, right? Right, right. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03:

And she don't need none of y'all to dictate what the fuck she's gonna do with her life and her husband and her kids.

SPEAKER_06:

I think it was like I think I uh and I agree again, I agree with y'all. She can sit go on a podcast and say whatever the fuck she likes. And if that's a way for her to release, and be like, I haven't said this to anyone, only me and Steph. And sometimes I know me and my wife had that conversation where she was just like, You just don't get me. Okay, well, my bad. I don't understand. Like, I didn't understand then, but I'm I'm growing, I'm learning, I'm you know what I'm saying? So that's a process, and back back then you're right, I didn't get you. All right, it's okay for her to say that. He's and he's good to say, Well, yeah, she's she's telling the truth. I'm not you know what I'm saying, that don't mean we bad now. Right, right, right, you know, but yeah. I think people like to make stuff out of yes, yo. The the fucking court of public opinion is is is is ridiculous, it's always been ridiculous, and I think how people perceive opinion sometimes as fact, and then they they run with this as if it's is like the tell all be all, and it's like, yo, understand the difference between facts and opinion. Understand uh the difference between somebody just having a uh a place to share their feelings from telling you we have a problem in our marriage.

SPEAKER_04:

It's not that that actually goes into the story that you were just um reading on, is because you have to have a certain level of intelligence and the person you're with has to have a certain level because you have to be strong enough and strong-minded enough to be able to battle through the types of situations, otherwise, that could break someone's relationship if Aisha is not strong enough to handle that or Steph's is influenced by what people are saying, and that breaks down their relationship. So I think that it it's a lot of people.

SPEAKER_06:

I think both of them are highly intelligent and went into this relationship on a on a higher plane saying, hey, we could do this to boost each other up. Correct. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it just so happens, well, I end up getting pregnant, and I have to become this person that I didn't see myself becoming. Right. You know what I'm saying? All the while, we we didn't realize Steph was gonna be a 200 million dollar man. We was just happy he was in the NBA.

SPEAKER_03:

That goes to show that she did not marry the man because she saw money in her future, she married him because she loved him. Exactly, and then he turned into smogul.

SPEAKER_04:

Right, you know, less like my significant other, you know, if I make it big and they come out now because there's a platform for them, and they're like, you know, I never thought I would be with a dancer from the bayou, you know, that wasn't my dream.

SPEAKER_06:

Well, when you come out, it's just gonna be a lot of cream everywhere. So it's just like from the beignang? Yeah. So it's gonna be a uh a spectacle when he are you okay?

SPEAKER_03:

No, I'm not the fact that he went so long with no crack. Even with your little response, and he goes from the bin yang. I'm a leader.

SPEAKER_04:

The golden being the level of intelligence. I bet it is like all that intelligence. Uh huh. When you guys vacation, um, what do you normally vacation for? Or what do you do when you're on vacation? What's your purpose of vacationing?

SPEAKER_03:

Relaxation.

SPEAKER_06:

Uh to get away from the norm, right? So the monotony of the monotony of getting up, taking a shower, going to work, getting out of work, taking care of your kids, cooking dinner, sleeping, do this, getting out of that monotony and be able to like enjoy a beautiful day.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

You know, uh, because like a lot of people like well, vacation because they want to go to a specific place and sightsee or see things that they haven't seen before, or experience certain things that they haven't experienced before. Um, but you're you're saying like your main objective is to just break away from the norm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Enjoy the sh sunshine. Yeah. Sometimes just be outside different scenery. Oh my god, it's nice out here. Oh, and by the way, I'd never seen this before. I can go by and see it, but I just I just like getting away and enjoying the actual day.

SPEAKER_03:

I like to lay and not have to move. I bet I didn't do anything. That's how you got babies. Anybody. Yes, I love an occasional back blowing.

SPEAKER_06:

I like to lay.

SPEAKER_04:

A back blowing. On vacation.

SPEAKER_03:

That is not it. Brush your teeth, boy, go to the dentist. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04:

So it's interesting that um most people are saying that their days off or their vacations now, they're calling them sleep days. Um, and after finding that more people are now using their time off to recharge instead of travel. They're saying over the past year, 37% of U.S. workers have used their vacation days just to rest and sleep. And it says that that trend is fueling a new wave of sleep cations, with 47% saying that they'd pay more for a getaway just focused on rest and not like acting. Yeah, I can see that.

SPEAKER_06:

It's a mental health day. I mean, I think it's I think it's important that people take them. And however you get your mental health relaxation, if it's sleep, then get enough enough sleep and and enjoy it.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, because these the workplaces is expecting more and paying less. And it's draining.

SPEAKER_06:

The cost of living is going up. It's crazy. The hustle and bustle of everyday life is stressful. So however you decide to use your vacation time, you earned. You can do whatever you like. And if you like to sleep, go to sleep.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, I gotta say, like a lot of my vacations end up being staycations where I'm just relaxing. Even when I go on a vacation to go away somewhere, I'm laying in a goddamn bed. Yeah. And I don't want to move until it's until I feel like it's time for me to move and get up and do something with it.

SPEAKER_06:

Well, I'm a morning person, so I'm up anyway.

SPEAKER_04:

Well, I don't mean sleep. I just mean like just resting.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm just lounging. Yeah, I so I I I do get up and I I I find something to do, like uh the beat up. Maybe with two hands. Wow. Wow. Simultaneously.

SPEAKER_14:

Wow. That sounds like you got a problem. Like my last like a fucking elephant titus.

SPEAKER_06:

No, uh, so I I I I use my calluses. Oh my god. Yo, that's crazy. Savannah. I I use my timeshare like in June. And um, I mean I I found myself getting up going to the pool in the morning. Yeah. I I don't really go to pool. I didn't go. Yeah, that is relaxing. I've we've my wife went places I probably would never decide to go if I was home. It was just fun. It was fun, it was relaxing, it was different, and it I I I wasn't stressed stressed at all. It was just I like I think those are the best ones.

SPEAKER_04:

I you know, yeah, I don't mind having an itinerary, but I'm now at a place where the fuck is the itinerary?

SPEAKER_03:

When you stick to a routine, like you gotta schedule for what your day is gonna do. Yeah, we gotta go see this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Is it another word for that? Like a no that's schedule. Oh yeah, I I don't like those.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't like doing that no more. Yeah, because it's like when I don't do it, yeah. I don't think I ever like that because it's like I think certain places require that.

SPEAKER_06:

Like if I'm going like to Rome, I want to go to have an itinerary or like I like I want to go uh with the pyramids. Oh, like with the pyramids.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, okay, we're gonna see the pyramids here, and then we're gonna go to the uh rainforest, and then we're gonna go, you know, I don't mind doing that if if it's one of those types of vacations.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. But like when when my son was doing AAU, those are many vacations to me.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, we went to Washington, DC, and I was like, we drove like we literally, we didn't book anything, we just drove by the White House, we drove by the monument, we drove by like a quick second before we got on the road to go back home. We was like, this was great. We was out of there. Like that, that was that was good enough, and that was like like 30 seconds. I mean, like, not even 30 seconds, but like eight minutes. Yeah, typical.

SPEAKER_03:

That's like I was telling my husband, I was telling my husband not too long ago. I was like, you know, we should go. I was like, I want to go to Broadway, like a Broadway, because I'm a big Broadway uh dancer. Dancing for money. And I was like, and usually he surprises me, like for my birthday or something, he'll book a limo and we'll go uh and go see the Broadway. Right or whatever.

SPEAKER_06:

Sound like a nice guy.

SPEAKER_03:

So I was telling him, like, I was telling him, like, you know what? I want to go to another Broadway show. I said, but I don't want a limo this time. I want us to either take a bus. No, like take a bus or train ride up so we can walk. Like, I want to walk Times Square. I want to walk, you know, and then do stuff like because I think that's relaxing.

SPEAKER_14:

That's she's gonna be on Times Square tired as fuck. Like, why why the fuck we but then you think about where's Broadway?

SPEAKER_06:

Like we gotta get from Union Station, like Broadway, just three blocks away.

SPEAKER_04:

It's like six miles, it's three blocks.

SPEAKER_06:

I know.

SPEAKER_03:

But I feel but either way, you know, like I think that'll be those type of little trips. Yeah, it's actually it is pretty much it's fun.

SPEAKER_06:

I like going to different states is is I I've I'll find fun because I've never been there. Some of them might never be there.

SPEAKER_04:

But uh most strategic now with which uh you gotta you gotta be definitely do.

SPEAKER_03:

Like I don't want to visit nothing south, like I'm okay with still going to Florida so far right now, but certain parts of Florida, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, Orlando's probably the only place I'm going.

SPEAKER_04:

The tourist part of Florida. And even that is questionable. Yeah, because I do not want to get bad bunny. Like, I don't want to get scooped up. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03:

Speaking of bad bunny, that is a hot ass mess. Like this new controversy that happened. All y'all who voted for y'all president.

SPEAKER_06:

It wasn't even a that's a little anthem.

SPEAKER_03:

Like, what is going on? But I love that I love that he's like he's like US Y'all Bunny. No, I can't wait. I cannot wait. And I'm sorry, but I listen, I don't know what the fuck this man is saying, but I listen to Bad Bunny.

SPEAKER_04:

But think about think about how often that's the case. Yeah, like he's not the first Latin artist. He won't be the last to come out and sing in Spanish, and we all be sitting here talking about Bailamos. And half of the people don't know what the body is. No, seriously, you know, everybody talking about best of me.

SPEAKER_14:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

And now all of a sudden they have an issue, but it's only a huge issue because of where we are right now with the muffin. And there you go. Exactly.

SPEAKER_10:

And half of the people don't know what 12 minutes means.

SPEAKER_04:

Give me a kiss, baby. But it's no different than like Jamaican music, you know, and they you know, singing in patois. Uh-huh. Next super bowl. People don't know what the hell they're talking about. Next Super Bowl won't booju Bontana. And you see now that John Ball. Sing to him, baby. That freaking organization that Charlie Kirk was a part of. They have now um decided that they are going to have their own um Super Bowl half-time show. Well, good for them. Nobody's watching. I don't care. American uh artists, and you know, they're gonna have like kid rock and shit. But nobody cares.

SPEAKER_03:

What's crazy is I hope they probably still waiting for the um interview that Trump's supposed to do with the president of Puerto Rico.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_03:

When that happens, you guys let me know and tell me.

SPEAKER_04:

Because that fucking wild is this a real thing? He truly believes that Puerto Rico has a president. Yo, he's a fucking idiot. Yes, and the people that follow him are just as stupid president of Puerto Rico. And it was funny because I saw this video, and this guy was like, you know what? Um, I agree with President Trump. You know, I think that they absolutely should impeach the president of Puerto Rico. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes, get him out of here for it.

SPEAKER_04:

Like, but I don't want none of y'all, a redneck hillbilly eating another motherfucking taco. I don't want you going to Puerto Vallarta, Azteca, don't be fucking celebrating Cinco de Mayo. I don't want none of y'all enjoying and celebrating these people's culture, and yet then you have an issue with their culture. Correct, right? Makes no damn sense. Eat your fucking mayonnaise and mayonnaise casseroles.

SPEAKER_06:

That's probably their thing, too.

SPEAKER_03:

It is.

SPEAKER_06:

We already had this discussion, but no casserole, it's just all mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_03:

You're fucking ambrosia, just sucking on a package.

SPEAKER_06:

Sucking on mayonnaise package is crazy.

SPEAKER_04:

That's really nasty. That's really nasty. Yo, what?

SPEAKER_03:

Come right on my tractor, baby. That's how I want my Super Bowl halftime. I'm muting you. Thank you. Thank you. What? That's how they want the halftime to go.

SPEAKER_06:

Nope. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11:

My attractions are ran and brought just.

SPEAKER_06:

None of their culture if you can't accept their uh music culture.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Stupid. It's wild to me. It really is wild to me.

SPEAKER_12:

While all our black people be in there, like we love this shit.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, we're gonna enjoy that two, bro. Go ahead, bad buddy. Do your thing, man.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, I take it. Yeah, I love me a good bean and some adobo. That's a good old Elvis.

SPEAKER_03:

I know that's right, a little sofrito.

SPEAKER_04:

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06:

So come on, stop.

SPEAKER_04:

Me and Normandy has Sean.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know anything other than that.

SPEAKER_04:

Kayate La Bo.

SPEAKER_14:

Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.

SPEAKER_04:

Ja, ja, ja, ja. Dom man little popy. Ja, ja, ja, ja. Oh my god, stop it. Oh, so horrible. Anyways. So let's go back to Nene's favorite state of Florida. Um, and we have a woman who has been charged with stalking. Um, and go ahead and finish. She has been charged with stalking after she allegedly dumped 75 used tampons onto her ex-boyfriend's lawn as revenge for him dating a new woman. So deputies responded to a call on September 30th from a woman who reported that she and her boyfriend woke up to find a pile of red-stained tampons scattered across their front yard. Yo, so she had to be collecting them shits. No, for the five. Or using them shits and then put them in a bag just like I got you.

SPEAKER_03:

Like, how are you holding on to that for so long? That's yo, that shit stinks.

SPEAKER_04:

Unless she's a heavy bleeder and she just went through a whole bunch of them really quickly.

SPEAKER_03:

No. Not possible. So for a week. Not 75.

SPEAKER_06:

Yo, damn. That gotta be like six months worth. That is crazy.

SPEAKER_04:

Security footage from the home showed a pickup truck driving by around. Yeah, she had them in the pickup truck in the back. She was seen sitting in the truck bed waiting for traffic to clear before she dumped the tampons on the lawn. Um, I'm hoping they weren't used. I'm hoping she just dipped them in something red. Because that's absolutely disgusting. Um she looked like she was using them. Oh, please let me see her picture.

SPEAKER_03:

But what makes it worse is she's a firefighter. Yeah. But you know, occupations never matter. Thanks. That's fighting.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03:

Like occupations never matter.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Damn. Nasty. That is that is disgusting. Nasty. That is disgusting. I mean, you gotta get over these people, people.

SPEAKER_03:

Like it's not that serious. It really isn't. Like this shit. No nigga, no chick should be ever fucking like just disrupting your life like that. That you have to disrupting. I know you ain't talking. I know you ain't talking. Well, you messed up straight out the gate. You better leave me alone. Oh god. I won't disrupt you.

SPEAKER_04:

My God.

SPEAKER_03:

But like it's not that serious.

SPEAKER_04:

It's not, it's not serious. It really isn't. Like, that's crazy. Have you ever done something drastic where you dumped your bodily goods? Hell no.

SPEAKER_03:

No.

SPEAKER_04:

No. No.

SPEAKER_03:

I would I would turn myself in. Because that's ridiculous. Not to the police. I mean, I will have myself committed. Because at that point, if I'm doing some dumb shit like that for a guy, please lock me up in an institute and get me some help. Because what? Why?

SPEAKER_14:

You? Mm-mm. Shit it on somebody's lawn.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_14:

What would you do?

SPEAKER_03:

Like somebody is squatting in your yard shitting, and it's an ex-girlfriend that you've been trying to get rid of, and that bitch just comes dropping squats at the bar.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm not going to do anything that can be traced back to me. So why would I leave evidence that has my bodily fluids or anything else? Like that's crazy. That's nasty. First of all.

SPEAKER_06:

So after I shit on the bitch.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_06:

That's a biggie skip. I love it. Anyway. Yo. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Florida, we gotta do better. They won't. I haven't. At some point. Not yet. At some point.

SPEAKER_05:

We'll get there, Florida.

SPEAKER_06:

I believe in you. I believe in you. No, I don't.

SPEAKER_03:

So, do y'all think um Missy Elliott's great? I meant great. Oh my god. Thought I was doing so well. Get your freak on is the greatest song of the century.

SPEAKER_06:

Of the century? Mm-hmm. Hmm. Hundred years. 100 years? Of the century.

SPEAKER_04:

I mean, hmm.

SPEAKER_06:

It came out in 1990. What? 8? 5? 1995. That's 10 years, so it's not even centuries. No. Oh, they're looking at it from 1990s to the 2000s.

SPEAKER_04:

The 21st century. Yeah. Oh. I like Missy Elliott and I think she's extremely talented. I can't say that I would say that that song is the greatest one of all time. Like there's so many you know first thing come to mind is a Michael Jackson song. Like that part. So, and I'm not taking anything away from Missy and her talent, but I don't know if even out of all of the Missy songs, I don't know if I would have chosen that one. Right. You know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

True. I just think, yeah, that is true. I just think that because everybody talks about this song a lot across the generations, they think that it is possible. But I I agree with you.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't there's so much music out there outside of just R and B hip hop and all that stuff. We're not even looking at genres like rock and roll. There's gotta be a rock and roll song. Like I love that Nirvana song. It smells like Teen Spirit. But I like I don't know. I I can't see Missy Elliott be get your freak on as the best.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, like what type of music do Amish people play?

SPEAKER_06:

The butt flute.

SPEAKER_14:

Goat.

SPEAKER_06:

Goat? Wait, how do you explain this? I I want to know how they play goat for the uh instrument.

SPEAKER_04:

They all just go out and they bar and just we'll be back after I won't be back, guys. Oh my god. I don't even know what part of your body that came in.

SPEAKER_14:

You ain't used that mute button.

SPEAKER_04:

So I am so I creeped it. Oh my god, you don't have panties on.

SPEAKER_14:

You didn't know a bottomless. No, I ain't got no bottoms. Oh my god. You got me.

SPEAKER_03:

I ain't got basic bottoms. You a power. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh shit. You know what's crazy when I said that? I knew y'all was gonna ask, and I was just ready.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh my god. Oh my god. That fucking noise. Anyway. So what would you consider the best song?

SPEAKER_04:

I don't know if I can actually pick a best, but I would say that there are songs that I would hold up there that I would say are more, they have had a larger impact than that song specifically.

SPEAKER_03:

But even still with that, it's still not a 100% like pick. Because, like you said, Mr. There's different genres that have their own levels of what they consider to be top songs that we haven't listened to. So I feel like if you actually listen to all the songs over all the years in a lifetime, that's the only way you can officially say this is like right.

SPEAKER_06:

Like Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi is probably the top five.

SPEAKER_04:

I mean, think of some of the songs that have really made it.

SPEAKER_03:

Some people might think Cotton Eye Joe is the best song out. So no, seriously. But it's the truth.

SPEAKER_04:

You know, some people might think Like a Virgin by Madonna. Right. Or Bye Bye Bye by Nan Sink. Or I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston.

SPEAKER_03:

Or Making My Way Downtown.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, like there's so many different, you know.

SPEAKER_06:

Well, okay, give me. I don't know. Give me your top five. I mean, I'm off juicy today. Yeah, then. You goddamn right. You goddamn right. Would you have a top five? Just fuck ourselves up with that one.

SPEAKER_03:

Let me bring it back in.

SPEAKER_14:

I don't think I could think of a top five right now. Okay.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. I'll just go with the ones I just named. Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. Sounds good. Yeah. But you know, props to Missy Elliott. I'm not taking that away from her. So congratulations, Missy. Um absolutely. So when you guys have uh been in a relationship, has ghosting ever been a thing for you as far as when it was time for you to end it or it was ended on you? The relationship? Ghosting? Yeah. So Oh, I've been ghosted.

SPEAKER_03:

I ain't even gonna hold you. I definitely was ghosted.

SPEAKER_04:

So there was no like official breakup where the person was gonna be. They just was like, yeah, we're good. They just stopped talking to you, y'all.

SPEAKER_06:

No, I I no, I never experienced that.

SPEAKER_04:

So you've never ghosted anyone either.

SPEAKER_06:

Uh easy and smile.

SPEAKER_04:

Right.

SPEAKER_03:

They probably still waiting for him to text. Like I think so.

SPEAKER_04:

Seriously, they still got their black hair.

SPEAKER_03:

He's gonna, he's gonna send me a message anytime. I'm waiting on MySpace for you, baby.

SPEAKER_06:

Hey, yo. Yeah, maybe. I think I I think I got at least one, maybe. I I can't I don't think so. I don't I don't really think so. Because I always either I break it up or they broke up with me, or yeah. I don't I don't think I ever ghosted or been ghosted.

SPEAKER_03:

Nene, you said yeah. Oh, I've been ghosted. I've been ghosted once.

SPEAKER_06:

Um so it okay, so I was dating someone, right? Yes, I have. And my friend was dating her friend, right? Well we so I we was all trying to go to the movies, like a double date thing, but she couldn't make it to the the date. So it was just I was the third wheel, right? So I was watching a move. I think the first Matrix was came out. So we were just watching the Matrix, and I'm sitting by myself, and like the next day, her her friend was like, Oh, I was there with another chick and all that. I was like, Wait, what? Like, I don't know where it came from. Because they knew I was sitting by myself. It was like a little roll behind them.

SPEAKER_05:

Really?

SPEAKER_06:

So I I either that was their way of ghosting to create the story so she could break up with me.

SPEAKER_04:

Okay.

SPEAKER_06:

But it was not like we Was y'all even together? Yeah, we were.

SPEAKER_03:

We were and um But that's fucked up, yeah. I I that was a punk ass way to do it.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, I but I didn't I I understand because I was just mad because like she was lying on me. I was like, your friend is lying, like she isn't lying. But I think I think that was the basis of it. And I was just like, when I realized that, I was like, man, well that that's a that's a real bitch move, but whatever.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, that was a bitch move.

SPEAKER_06:

It is what it is, but it is you know, yeah. But I yeah, I would consider that ghosting, but I never where it's like there's no communication, it was just when our separate ways and didn't say anything, it was like, nah, I never did that.

SPEAKER_04:

Okay. Or yeah, because so ghosting is the act of suddenly cutting off all communication without warning, and it's become a defining feature of modern uh dating now and friendships. So I've ghosted text though. Like you left people on red. Yeah, but experts are warning that it carries serious emotional consequences for everyone involved. Stop please people.

SPEAKER_03:

Um, for people who's not emotionally stable, yes, it does. You see, you're gonna have a bitch dropping 75 tampons on your lawn.

SPEAKER_04:

They're saying since the 2000s, it's not about growth, it's about their mental stability. It's gained traction um as texting and social media has made disappearing on people easier, um, and it's become the new behavior. Um, studies show that nearly half of three-quarters of young adults have been ghosted, while more than half admit to ghosting someone else. Um, it says that ghosting can spark confusion, self-doubt, um, a lack of closure. Yeah, learn from it and grow. It often triggers rumination and feelings of rejection, which can spiral into loneliness or depression. Oh boy. Um stalkers. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03:

Because even though they think people is really being ghosted, the person there's always that certain people who that you've ghosted them, but they find ways to find you. You just don't know. Because I guess from the per so the person that's being ghosted. That is kind of fucked up.

SPEAKER_04:

And you have to think to yourself because I know personally, yeah. What didn't warrant a conversation? What was it that went left or sideways that said to you, you know, I ain't gonna say shit. I'm done talking to you and I'm just gonna disappear and never say it a word to you again. Right. And that just leaves someone up in the air constantly thinking, like, well, what the fuck happened? Like, what was it about me that made you not even have the decency to have a conversation?

SPEAKER_03:

You know what's crazy? So the person that ghosted me, right? I mean, like, probably like five years down the line, I seen them, right? And then it was like, hey, what's good? And I'm looking like I know you ain't trying, like get the fuck out of here. I thought that was the funniest shit. Like, like people crazy.

SPEAKER_04:

I've never been ghosted, but I have ghosted people. And I have to be honest and say that the times that I ghosted someone, it was because I was afraid I was gonna get kidnapped and murdered if I ended it in person.

SPEAKER_03:

So you know that was a I get I know I get I absolutely get what you're saying because the one person was the person stable? Yeah, I've done that. That when I said I've ghosted somebody, that's the that's the reason. I was like, mm, this motherfucker crazy. So I'm all set. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_11:

I don't want to do that. Like I want to get out this way. Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes, that makes sense. Yeah. So that's that's the reason why I ghosted somebody.

SPEAKER_06:

Hey guys, I know what the song of the century is.

SPEAKER_03:

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_04:

This thing right here. I thought you were going to play a whole different song.

SPEAKER_03:

I was waiting for spice. I was waiting for spice.

SPEAKER_04:

Check it out.

SPEAKER_07:

So you're shaking that thing like who's the itch with a look in the eye, so devilish. Come on now.

SPEAKER_06:

That's the song of century. Anyway, back to this new topic.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Yeah. Gigosted. Learn from it.

SPEAKER_03:

Meh.

SPEAKER_06:

Meh.

SPEAKER_03:

No, but that's crazy though. It is. It is. No, I mean the way that you still shaking your thongs off. The way you got dumped was wild.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. I thought it was. Fucked up. Like after like a few weeks, I was like, that was clever. Because I was dating someone else anyway. So it didn't really the next time he saw it, he was like, in fuck you.

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_03:

She probably ran up over like, hi. He was like, get out of here. Get out of here.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay. No, when I seen her, I uh when I the last the next time I seen her, it was just a regular conversation because I didn't give a fuck. Yeah. Like I was just like, oh, why you ain't just why you ain't just break up with me? Like normally. But we didn't even have that conversation. It was just about something else, and we just moved on. I didn't really care.

SPEAKER_03:

It was 90 days or less?

SPEAKER_06:

It was yes.

SPEAKER_04:

You probably had moved on at that point already, anyway. Right?

SPEAKER_03:

The moment she was like, I can't come, he was done.

SPEAKER_04:

He was probably already with her best friend. Horrible.

SPEAKER_06:

Look, I can tell you what, ain't nobody gonna get me down.

SPEAKER_03:

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06:

At all. You break up with me, I'm fine. And I'm I'm I keep him pushing. Um, it was just, it was those when when I had those when you get the dry spell and your your phone dry and all. Do your wife keep her best friends from you? Do my wife keep her best friends from me?

SPEAKER_03:

Like after listening to the podcast?

SPEAKER_06:

You know what's funny? One of my exes is her one of her friends.

SPEAKER_05:

Really?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Small world. That's crazy. One of my exes is her friend. And we were just hanging out the other day. Literally.

SPEAKER_04:

Really?

SPEAKER_06:

Wow. What'd you do?

SPEAKER_04:

Nothing. Just hang. Out.

SPEAKER_10:

Right? That part.

SPEAKER_04:

That part. Anyway. So the interesting conversation that I saw. Is it ever okay to wear clothes out of the hamper? So, say you wore something, you tossed it in your hamper, and then you took it out another day and wore it. Okay.

SPEAKER_06:

For men is probably different. Um, and I see my sons doing it sometimes. But they will wear a hoodie, a real clean hoodie, wear it once, and then throw it in a hamper. Okay. It's still clean to a degree. Like it's not, it doesn't smell. It's still small like fabric softener, right? And they will put it in a hamper and the next day they'll just grab it and put it back on. Which sometimes you just need a place to put your clothes because you don't feel like putting it up or whatever. I I've I do that if I'm like making a quick trip to the store. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Like some sweatpants or some shit. Mm-hmm. But I I give it a good sniff test.

SPEAKER_04:

Which area?

SPEAKER_06:

Everywhere. Give it a good. I could do I can run my errand and get back.

SPEAKER_03:

He's like, you know what? This guy, this guy, one more day.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. But if it's a gym shirt. He's like, the crotch smelled right, but the ass wasn't tight.

SPEAKER_06:

That sounds like more of your slogan. No, but like if I'm going to the gym, I ain't gonna grab a gym shirt because I know that's like it's still moist from all the sweat and got that. Moist wow. But yeah, I I I wear I wore a t-shirt before and it's like like I still got my cologne and shit smell on it. It still smells fresh, and I'll just be like, I got just run into a store real quick and come back. Or if I'm wearing it around the house, but nothing that that is that needs to be washed. Yeah, something that needs to be washed is getting washed.

SPEAKER_04:

Meaning?

SPEAKER_03:

Um yeah. Like I wear my pants multiple days.

SPEAKER_06:

If it's draws though, no. No, absolutely.

SPEAKER_04:

Any undergarments, those would never get a so interesting though when you say undergarments, because there were some women that were like, Well, yeah, I've reworn my bras. Like, yeah, I don't think a bra.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't think a bra is yeah, it's not like draws.

SPEAKER_03:

Unless you sweat, then you should throw your bra on the laundry. But me, no. I'll I'll wear a bra and I'll be like, okay, I'll take it off, put it up, and I'd wear it another day.

SPEAKER_06:

Women laugh too hard, they pee on themselves. So I you ain't gonna you ain't gonna be wearing them same drawers. You better not, I swear to God. Well, men do it too. I'm just I'm not I'm not saying it's just women, but you gotta do them keekles. You do your kegels, mister? All the time.

SPEAKER_04:

Keep my pee-pee hole tight. What does that look like?

SPEAKER_06:

I'm leaving. It looks like it's blinking at you.

SPEAKER_04:

No, like a kegel. Like, what does that type of kegel look like?

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know. I'm just I'm just going with the flow. My guy said, keep my pee-pee hole. Yeah, like what?

SPEAKER_12:

He said it look like it's blinking at you.

SPEAKER_06:

Wink wink. Hey, yo. Yeah. I'm down here. It's when you make it, you can make it uh like flex jump. You can make it flex, yeah. I'll do that when I get my when I want my wife's attention. I'll just be like, hey, babe, do it and make it dance. And she just jump on it. You play that beat.

SPEAKER_14:

I was about to say, I was just about to act that.

SPEAKER_06:

And it's all rising like a snake. Like, get out of here. Doing the song soundplay. And it starts blinking. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03:

So would you hire somebody to go complain to your boss, like cuss your boss out because you can't do it? Not me. I love my job. I love my boss.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, think of a job that's say a job that you like not your happy job.

SPEAKER_06:

My old job? A regular job that you really need to do. I had like 85 jobs. Sir. And 84 of them. Oh, hire someone. Not 84 of them. No, not yeah, not 80. Because the job I had before this job was good too. Shout out Stack Sports. I like I love that job.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, there's a guy who actually will go and complain and cuss out your boss for you. I can make a business out of anything. No, seriously, that's crazy. People pay him to do that too.

SPEAKER_06:

For real, for real? Because I could do that too. If anybody wants their bosses uh cussed out, call me.

SPEAKER_03:

I'll do it. The guy, his name is Calamar White, also known as Agent Ratcliffe, who runs a group called OCDA, which is Occupational Care's Diversity Affairs. If you have a problem with your boss, you can file an anonymous complaint through their site. Then he or one of his team will actually show up at your workplace and read the complaint out loud. He's he's gone viral because of this. Like I mean, sometimes you gotta hold these companies accountable.

SPEAKER_04:

But facts. I find it really interesting and I think that that's like really cool, but clever. How has he not been like arrested? Arrested for a trespass.

SPEAKER_06:

He's just fought he's following a complaint or complaint. Like any other customer.

SPEAKER_03:

I have to see like it in work. I don't I don't think he's going there and being ratchet. No, no, no, no. He's probably just like, I got a complaint. Yeah. Like, I wonder if he reads the complaint verbatim. Like you get somebody who'd be like, I need you to tell them that, you know, they're mistreating the employees, they stink, and they need to wash their ass. Like, does he go in there and be like, yeah, so a lot of your staff has been saying like you are very brutal and unprofessional, and they would like that you would stop stinking up the building and wipe your ass?

SPEAKER_06:

Like, I don't think he'll point out the staff. Because I don't think he won't.

SPEAKER_03:

He's not pointing out the staff, I'm just saying the office is complaining, you know, and stuff like that. Like, what does he what do they say? Like, where's his limits of what he's gonna say? Right.

SPEAKER_04:

So he's not like going in there and he's like, Where's Mary at? Right. Mary, your person smells like you wide back, knock-knee, bow leg bitch. Like, and then he just leaves.

SPEAKER_12:

And you got people in the background like, oh, no dip.

SPEAKER_06:

We're talking about mental health. Now she's gonna go home. Get herself in the head with a hammer or some shit. Now she's about to ghost her whole uh What happened to Mary?

SPEAKER_04:

Y'all get out of here, man. It's different though. That I mean, you're right, people make a business out of everything. No, seriously.

SPEAKER_06:

Only them can make that type of business. That was us.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

That was one of us.

SPEAKER_12:

That was us, yeah. Oh meow, meow, meow, meow.

SPEAKER_03:

His name was Calamar. I thought that was a absolutely not. Like Calamari? Like the squid? Exactly. That should that should point out.

SPEAKER_06:

Like that sh sent me the whole different direction.

SPEAKER_03:

Why? Because black people name their kids after all types of shit. After, sorry.

SPEAKER_06:

You gonna have a son named Afer?

SPEAKER_03:

Yep.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Afer Calamar. After Calamar. All one name. Jenkins. After Calamar Jenkins. Call him out of here. June bug for sure. Like, how that how did that work? Right.

SPEAKER_04:

Y'all get out. So we got a who you got. Who you got. Oh, okay. Let's go. So strictly vocals. Strictly vocal. We're not going on catalog. We're not going on sales. We're not going on none of that. Just strictly vocals. So the criteria is strictly vocal. Strictly vocals. Gotcha. Who is the best singer out of these four people? We have Jaheem, Avant, Music Soulchild, and Anthony Hamilton. Strictly vocals.

SPEAKER_03:

It would have been a toss-up between Jaheem and Music SoulChild for me, but I'm gonna go with Music Soul Child.

SPEAKER_06:

You didn't say Anthony Hamilton. See, so I so I was gonna go Anthony Hamilton because I like his style of singing. Okay.

SPEAKER_03:

Like I like, I you know I love Anthony Hamilton, but when you say in vocal-wise. Yes.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. And he has the ranges. Anthony has that raspy, like and range. Range has a range. I just like his tone and texture better. Music SoulChow has a range too. That's why I I love it.

SPEAKER_03:

That's why I said for me.

SPEAKER_04:

Well, people sleep on Avant.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't really talk about Avant. You know, I'm an Avant. Yeah, I love Avant too, but um just being a that's him. But off of Avant, it just listening to each one of those, like I I would give it to Music Soulchild.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. I ain't mad at that. It was it was it was it was Anthony Hamilton and Music SoulChow for me. Uh-huh. I just I just prefer the the tone and the pain and the raspiness and the the writing in Anthony Hamilton.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay. Yeah. But you know what's crazy? So here's this is why I my take on it with that whole thing, right?

SPEAKER_06:

So it is music soulchild.

SPEAKER_03:

But listen, this is why I'm gonna explain. This is why I'm gonna explain why I chose music so child. So you have Jaheem, right? And you're like, okay, yes, Jaheem. But you could there you go. Right. There's a there's another Jaheem, because there's another Luther. You have Avant. To me, Avant is in like with R. Kelly for me. Yeah. So that's another, you there you go. And then any male singer with a raspy voice that sing, you got Case, you got uh Macy Grey. Don't do that to Macy.

SPEAKER_10:

I try to say, she is alright with her.

SPEAKER_03:

So you know, but when you think of when you think of music soul child, is there another music soul child?

SPEAKER_10:

Yes. Who? Try to hide it. Make it clear. I wear crumbles with me. I know.

SPEAKER_03:

Why is like a mix of her and uh my age? It's that baby. Who's horse, horse, horse, who you compare to like, or is like another music. Because you dig in. Like when you say, when I said those, it's like right off the. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06:

So that's why I chose music soul child.

SPEAKER_03:

That was my reason. Just mine, like how I went, look at it.

SPEAKER_06:

I can't really think of a raspy singing like that for Anthony Hamilton. I just named a few. Who? Oh, I heard Macy Gray. I stopped.

SPEAKER_14:

When you the one that said I wasn't paying attention. I don't listen to myself.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't care.

SPEAKER_12:

You only listen to Macy.

SPEAKER_03:

She's trying to say goodbye, but she choked. That's crazy. She's doing a line off that piece.

SPEAKER_04:

You're right, though. I have to agree with you. I have to agree with you. I do too. I would probably go with music too. For me, it was a tie between music and Jaheen. Yeah. And um, even though I want to throw Anthony Hamilton in there, but yeah, I feel like music soulchild's range. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Over Anthony Hamilton. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I I I like Anthony Hamilton. And I get why you do, because realistically, Music SoulChow got them all beat. So, I mean, I just I just have my preference. Because you know I'm an Anthony Hamilton fan.

SPEAKER_03:

That's my guy. Like, now current.

SPEAKER_04:

Right now. Right now, would you still choose Music Soul Chow? With these same people and current voices. I heard live.

SPEAKER_03:

I haven't heard, I haven't heard him.

SPEAKER_04:

I heard him live recently. Anthony Hamilton is the only person who's killing it live.

SPEAKER_06:

Because even Jaheem was like, that studio singing shit. When you get older, it won't no woman's worth no more.

SPEAKER_03:

So and I've actually seen, well, when he first came out, Jaheem live singing, and he could sing. But I haven't heard, I haven't heard um He got that Ozimpic voice now. That's because that hairline. I'm just saying, let it go. He was on Jaheimi.

SPEAKER_06:

Jaheemix.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, since we on like, you know, celebrities or whatever, name a celebrity who you will always go to war for. He likes she don't like cocoa hot pizza.

SPEAKER_06:

Um who I will always go to war for. And Red Man.

SPEAKER_13:

Okay.

SPEAKER_06:

Red Man for uh forever would be my favorite rapper ever.

SPEAKER_03:

But this is celebrities, not even Oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_06:

We're not talking about music.

SPEAKER_03:

It could be anybody, any celebrity.

SPEAKER_06:

Any celebrity. Okay. Okay. I don't know. Y'all y'all go for it, y'all.

SPEAKER_03:

I mean, it's okay to stick with like who you said. I just wanted you to think out like Yeah, outside of music. Yeah. Nene. Um, so I'm gonna do it this way. If it has to be with music and like acting for me, it's gonna be Monica and Denzel Washington.

SPEAKER_04:

I kind of knew you was gonna say Denzel. I already knew Monica.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. I but if I was to go outside of that more than any of them, it'd be Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_10:

Okay. Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04:

You thought of somebody yet? Um because I am such a Michael Jackson fan.

SPEAKER_06:

I know you are. Why you put your hands up like that?

SPEAKER_03:

I am I would literally be one of those people who probably pass out if I was to fucking be. Oh my god, no, I probably would. Like, I I'm not lying. Like, that's how big of a fan smell, yeah. And now she's ghosted.

SPEAKER_14:

I know, right?

SPEAKER_03:

Like, that's how big of a Michael Jackson fan I am.

SPEAKER_06:

Like, I would lose myself. I I would never get to that type of perk. Yeah. That fandom over celebrity.

SPEAKER_04:

I don't know if I, you know, I thought I would with Monica because I love Monica, but I've seen Monica multiple times and it was never that level. Yeah. You know, so I don't know, but you know, Michael Jackson's a different level. So no, you know? Yeah. I mean, but I wouldn't, I don't think I would cry and pass out though. But you love Michael way more than the average Joe. Yeah, you know. She's a super fan.

SPEAKER_02:

I am.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't think I'm a super fan for anybody. Yeah. They're just people to me.

SPEAKER_03:

He's the only and and and he's the person to me too, but I just, I don't know. I just from a kid, like I understand you.

SPEAKER_06:

I love Michael Jackson. Like, there's nobody gonna take his spot. Even though everybody talks about Chris Brown, Chris Brown's gonna be like A1 and A2 type of thing.

SPEAKER_03:

But when you follow somebody, even though they're older than you and you're nowhere near their age, like I grew up like, oh, I love the Jackson Fives. Like, I wasn't even uh specking nobody's eye when the fucking Jackson Fives came, shut up. And so like I'm like, oh, the Jackson Fives all the way up. Like I followed this man's career.

SPEAKER_04:

Like I mean, you was at every concert. Shut the fuck up. I'm still on my store. She was behind she was behind the stage at the Pepsi commercial.

SPEAKER_06:

I was in the bubble suit. You was a jerry curl that got burnt.

SPEAKER_04:

Yo, get the fuck out of here. I can't honestly say that I can think of anybody that I would go to war for. Yeah. Um Red Man. Uh yeah. I'll defend Redman. That's that's just That's hard for me.

SPEAKER_06:

Like, cause there are people that Oh, celebrities. Celebrities. Jesus. M Ningo.

SPEAKER_04:

You know what? Oprah. Oprah? No.

SPEAKER_03:

Person fighting for April. I'm an April. Oprah is Gail. And Gail ain't even gonna do all that.

SPEAKER_06:

She's astronaut. No, Gail's an astronaut. She don't gotta fight no.

SPEAKER_03:

Gail an alien the way that door opened on that nigga. Fucking spaceship.

SPEAKER_06:

Speaking of spaceship, I think I don't know if I put this in the um topic. Are we gonna get to that or no? Can I can I talk about it? That was next. It was I find that interesting. I've always thought of some weird shit like that, but I'll tell the people what it is. Right. Oh, you want me to do it? No, I don't know where it's gonna fall, so I'll let y'all. It's right there. Oh, so there's there's a topic, there's a topic that said, um, what if the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was actually a crash UFOs and we were we are the aliens.

SPEAKER_03:

So me and Sean always have this um theory. Yeah, that like one, my theory was what if going to the Bible, right? What if all the other planets was the different areas in the Bible? Everybody heard you at all. You don't gotta bring it attention.

SPEAKER_13:

You don't have to bring attention.

SPEAKER_06:

Everybody heard you pop over your baby hole. You ain't gotta try to cough over that, alright?

SPEAKER_04:

That's not what it sounds like. It's more like the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_06:

Um are we the aliens?

SPEAKER_03:

I don't think we're the aliens.

SPEAKER_06:

Evolved aliens that end up evolving and the the the evolution picture they got of apes turning into humans, we were we weren't they just classified us as apes that cause that's what they the closest thing they could resemble us to and we just involved into skin walkers. They didn't resemble us. They're not not us, no. Um, let's be clear. Oh, we came from Africa, they came from space.

SPEAKER_03:

No. I feel like um in a way, like I was saying, like according to like the Bible and how he created this or whatever, and then he destroyed a lot of stuff, and new people came every time. He was like, Alright, I'm fed up with these humans. We gonna start over. I feel like those are the planets.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh yeah, that's what I think.

SPEAKER_03:

I think I think the the the planets closer to the sun were Earth at one point, and you know, they're just I feel like all of the planets that was in our in our solar system right now, the way it started, like, oh, it started here, and we probably started from Pluto, yep, and made our way.

SPEAKER_06:

These bitches freeze too fast. Let's try the other planet.

SPEAKER_03:

No, he was like, you know what? This is what y'all doing, Ice Age, that's Pluto. Um you know what I'm saying? Like, if you look at it, and then like Mars, that's where all that's where the dinosaurs were because that's the planet that got destroyed by asteroids. Like, you know what I mean? That's how I look at it. Yeah. That's my theory, my little conspiracy theory.

SPEAKER_04:

You know, I don't I don't know if I would say we are the aliens. Right. But, you know, the theory of it was an actual ship that crashed that took out the dinosaurs. I don't put nothing past that. But I think the aliens that got off that damn ship was jellyfish. They the real aliens.

SPEAKER_03:

Jellyfish are weird. Anything in the sea is kinda jellyfish have been around since the beginning of the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But when you think about it, right? Noah's Ark and where they say it is, um, and how it landed. What if that's a spaceship?

SPEAKER_04:

Maybe. Did you know that jellyfish share 60% of our DNA?

SPEAKER_03:

That's crazy. We evolved from jellyfish. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. He was burning to get that out.

SPEAKER_06:

You know what? I didn't formulate it all the way through, so it wouldn't have hit the way I wanted it.

SPEAKER_03:

It was turkey. Yeah, they were. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06:

Has tightened. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03:

In the front wing.

SPEAKER_06:

Special Kegel. All right, what's next?

SPEAKER_03:

Your favorite. But I actually have one gem when you do it.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, then it's not the favorite bag. Pull off stems, the wall got the ball on that.

SPEAKER_06:

All right, all right, all right. Alright, gem number one is a reminder. Letting people know that fall and winter is here, and liquor is not a jacket or a coat.

SPEAKER_14:

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_04:

Speak to the motherfuckers that live on the street. Look.

SPEAKER_06:

No.

SPEAKER_04:

That bum juice.

SPEAKER_03:

That bum juice is crazy.

SPEAKER_06:

Bum juice is crazy. I mean, damn, yeah, you're right. I mean, I did they should get enough to buy a jacket. Which is probably the liquor. Some of them have jackets.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Jack Daniels.

SPEAKER_03:

Now they can't get Jack. They more like Dubra and Pop Off.

SPEAKER_12:

Why'd you laugh?

SPEAKER_14:

Why did you laugh? I didn't want to laugh at that. So I'm trying to stop myself from laughing. Doobra and pop off is diabolical. God damn.

SPEAKER_06:

No way for me if you're getting changed to get Dubra and pop-off. Well, I seen something on Facebook. So I don't know if we talked about this already, but it was a person who was like, I'm not giving uh any homeless person any change if they're white because they fucked up their privilege.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06:

Like how you fuck up your pri privilege.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, when you think about it, right? So when you drive up and you see like a white uh pin handler, do you feel inclined to give them anything? Now if you see like a brown or black pin handler, do you feel inclined to give them anything?

SPEAKER_06:

But now you see a pen. No. But now it's like, oh, well, yeah, if I can get a leg up on the the privilege, I'll give it to a black person.

SPEAKER_04:

But if you see like a homeless dog he has like a little stereo next to him that's playing Sarah McLaughlin music. No.

SPEAKER_06:

Sarah McLaughlin music. Yo. Somebody uh some white lady's gonna find that dog and try to adopt it. So it's fine. That dog is fine.

SPEAKER_12:

Hey there, little mama.

SPEAKER_06:

They will save a dog faster than anything. They would save a panhandler. You're not wrong. Yo, they'll they will bathe it, feed it, clothe it.

SPEAKER_03:

No, seriously. Bring it to the doctor. And you know, I'm not even gonna say it. Never mind.

SPEAKER_06:

You you probably not wrong on that. Oh my god. They would not do that for a human. They would specific human. Bathe it, close it, sex it.

SPEAKER_03:

Not sex at all.

SPEAKER_06:

You ain't hear that part, he said, huh? Did you? I did not say that.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh my god. Yeah. I just I just want this is probably I'm not gonna say it. I want to say about say I don't know how bad it's gonna be uh received.

SPEAKER_06:

So uh gem number two.

SPEAKER_13:

Thank you.

SPEAKER_06:

Have you ever been the person that would rewind the show, then put pick up the phone, pick the phone back up, and miss the same part you you rewind the phone. Like I was on the phone with Nini. Like, what the fuck happened in the show?

SPEAKER_04:

Rewind it and she was like, What you watching? I was like, Chicago PD, but I'm not watching it, it's just playing. And then I rewinded it when I got off the phone with her.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, missed all the good parts, and like when the fuck did that happen? I do that, I do that a lot. I I I I forget that I watched the episode, then I go to like I'm thinking I watched it, and I go to the next episode. I'm like, what the fuck happened here? Then I go back to the last episode, like, oh shit, I didn't watch it. So I'm one of those. Um it says, y'all keep talking about the division, but a girl who was spoon fed will never see eye to eye with a nigga who got it out the mud. What do y'all think about that?

SPEAKER_03:

I'm not from the street, so I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_06:

Wait, aren't you the street? Yo, it's the reaction.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm about to pay my tithes and all.

SPEAKER_06:

I'll just joke it. Yo, please don't choke on that.

SPEAKER_04:

Clutching my pearls.

SPEAKER_06:

It was a reaction that made it super funny. Now I see tracks on a day.

SPEAKER_03:

The fucking black audacity.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm sorry, Nene. No. Are you? Uh I I I am so yeah, no. Stop lying. No. No, um, yeah. So you're not from the streets.

SPEAKER_04:

Say that one more time.

SPEAKER_06:

She said, y'all keep talking about the division. But a girl who was spoon-fed would never see eye to eye with a nigga who got it out the mud. Now they didn't mean it now. No, it didn't mean anything about the street.

SPEAKER_03:

But uh someone who's No no no, I was not talking about being in the street. I was talking about the the how she how it was said, like I wasn't understanding it. Oh, gosh. That's why I meant I was like, I'm not from the streets, I ain't getting it.

SPEAKER_06:

But no, I can't get it. So uh a female who's been spoon fed throughout her being raised out of well not being raised, but really being given everything.

SPEAKER_04:

And everything given to them in like So me.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I guess yeah that would be eye to eye with somebody who went to work for everything that they yeah. Um I would say not a hundred percent. They I don't think that they could ever a hundred percent I I think so, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

I think they'll get to a a point where they will be, but then there's gonna be some crazy

SPEAKER_04:

Differences where unless you've been through it or experienced it, you'll never truly understand.

SPEAKER_06:

So he's gonna be like, Yo, you need to get out there and get it and start waiting for people to do it for you. And she's gonna be like, Well, that's why I got what you for. Right. And it's like there's always gonna be comfortable.

SPEAKER_04:

You'll feel bad for my struggle, but because you've never had that struggle, you'll never know what that struggle is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, I get that.

SPEAKER_06:

So I thought that was interesting. You said you had a gym.

SPEAKER_04:

I do. It's a rock.

SPEAKER_03:

Stop coming for me.

SPEAKER_04:

You've never said that before.

SPEAKER_06:

I know. I know. It was more like stop coming in me. I'm done. I am done.

SPEAKER_12:

He doesn't get on my goddamn back.

SPEAKER_03:

Disrespect. All right. I don't want to fucking tell my I'm sorry, go ahead. Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

SPEAKER_06:

Uh yes. I have to agree. Yes. I think people hold on to what's happening on social media as as almost like the Bible on how they should be. Like it it I heard someone say, you know, at a certain age they think they need to be doing what the people on social media are doing. And it's like, you don't have to compare your life to what's going on on social media because some of that shit is not real.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, let social media shut down so we can go back to picking cotton and tobacco and washing our clothes on rocks and churning butter.

SPEAKER_12:

Get the fuck out of here. You need to leave.

SPEAKER_06:

Nothing beats a jet too. Yo. Churning butter.

SPEAKER_03:

And washing clothes on rocks? Get out of here.

SPEAKER_06:

But I do agree it should shut down. And just people just get outside. Just get back to reality.

SPEAKER_04:

Can you imagine if we lost social media during the pandemic when everybody was locked up? They would lose their mind. I think that's when it got worse. No, but think of all of your kids and like that generation. They would have lost their mind.

SPEAKER_06:

Well, those who have parents that were like, I good go outside and do something.

SPEAKER_03:

Or the parents are fine, like activities for everybody to do together. Like, you know, instead of just like, let's all do kegels. Yeah, you do that with your kids.

SPEAKER_14:

Hey yo.

SPEAKER_06:

If y'all have a pow-wow of kegel moving.

SPEAKER_03:

Because I know when I was growing up, you did kegels in a circle. I'm trying to get us to watch that. She never, she never got it out of the mud. How do you do your kegels? Trying to get don't do that to my daddy.

SPEAKER_04:

Winking and blinking.

SPEAKER_03:

Come on, baby, use those muscles.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_03:

That's nasty. That is crazy. I'm telling my daddy. Oh my, please don't tell me. I'm telling my daddy. Um no, I was gonna say, like, I know when I was growing up, we played a lot of games.

SPEAKER_14:

Like board games and stuff. I'm sorry, baby. Use those muscles and keep going in my head. That's disgusting. I'm so sorry. Go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead. I'm sorry. And that's our gems. And that's our gems. Oops.

SPEAKER_12:

I can't fight. That's a Joe advocate. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08:

What are you doing? I couldn't see it.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh my god, I couldn't see it. Oh shit. That was fucking hilarious. Oh my god. Oh my god. Shit. Okay. Oh, okay. All right. Ladies and gentlemen. It is a glorious, glorious, glorious day. Glorious. Cuz when I tell you that I was so right when I picked the Eagles losing to the Giants. It is a beautiful day. Fuck those Eagles and congratulate Giants for their win and beating the fucking Eagles who they are, who we thought they were. I gotta find that clip. Because they lost 34 to 17, and they was talking all this shit about how we lost to the Eagles or the Giants. Well, we didn't lose to the Giants, but the Giants put up 30-something points, 37 points, and we had to go back and forth. The Giants put up 34 points, and you can only put up 17. Sit your eagle ass down and whatever. You're still 4-2, whatever. But we go, we play the Panthers this week. Fuck, I can't y'all win. So I we haven't played yet. Okay. So we are playing tomorrow. Are you playing? We're playing the Panthers. So yeah. Yeah, I better win. We better. We did a great job last week playing um whoever we played, and we beat them. Um handily, too. We they only scored 22 points, but our defense is still trash. But my picks for week six. Picks for week six. Here it is. I I I chose the Giants over the Eagles. I'm showing, I'm showing Sean A that I already made that pick, and it came true. Yeah. It was a Thursday night game. I picked the Giants because I would never, ever, ever pick the Eagles. I said this last time.

SPEAKER_03:

Um Philadelphia.

SPEAKER_06:

Just to say Broncos over the Jets. Oh, that's who we played. We played the Jets last week and we won. And yeah. Broncos over the Jets. Rams over the Ravens. I don't know if Lamar Jackson is coming back uh this week, but they need him without Lamar Jackson. Ravens look dismal, even though they got Derrick Henry and my man. You're on my fantasy team. Just give the ball to him and let him run. Run, Forrest. Run. Alright. That sounded racist almost. Like run the ball. Anyway. Rams over the Ravens. If Lamar Jackson is not back, I got Dallas over Panthers. I got Colts over Cardinals. Jacksonville over Seahawks. I have the Chargers beating the Dolphins. I got your Steelers, Nene, beating the Browns. Because the Browns defense looks better than any this year. And I don't know. They might they might upset you.

SPEAKER_12:

Why do you do that, please?

SPEAKER_06:

What?

SPEAKER_03:

I always knew.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Little opposite up. Um Saints over the Pat I got the upset. Even though Patriots look good, I got the Saints over the Patriots, but I think I might change that.

SPEAKER_04:

The Patriots got it.

SPEAKER_06:

I think I'm gonna. Drake May looks pretty pretty damn good. But they're playing in uh Saint um New Orle New Orleans. What? New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans. I take the Patriots. Drake May looks good. I'm gonna change that to the Patriots. Raiders over Titans, Buccaneers over Niners, Packers over the Bengals, Chiefs, and the Lions. Who you got? Because you got Patrick Mahomes, don't you?

SPEAKER_03:

I do.

SPEAKER_06:

Chiefs are at home against the Lions. Um, I'm gonna go with the Chiefs. They're the underdogs in this game, too. And they just lost to And I need him to do well. They just lost to the I think the Giants just beat him, I think. I'm gonna go with the vignettes. Yeah? The the golden ones?

SPEAKER_13:

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Uh kids. They're like splashing around in that pool. Um I think I'm gonna go to the Chiefs too, but I'm hedging here. Bills and fight uh over uh Falcons and Commanders over the Bears. That's my pick. Uh if you want to go bet bet, uh don't use my picks to bet, because I haven't won one yet. Um, that's it. Alright, that's it.

SPEAKER_04:

I got any uh Yeah, we got one more announcement to make. Okay. Uh I had a baby in the boy. Um so for our plus ones, we did not forget. Nope. We did not forget. Nope. So if you recall last season, we were looking for some friendly donations from our plus ones so that the winner of whoever um you know donated and we picked um a winner, and that person gets to decide who gets a pie in their face and who gets to put said pie in that person's face.

SPEAKER_11:

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

SPEAKER_04:

And our winner of the plus ones is our very uh Tanya 8. Let's go, Tanya. Congratulations, Tanya. Come on down. You are the next contestant on the who's getting that pie. Who is getting that pie? Tanya, if you can please, when you hear this episode, send us a message in our female and let us know which one of these two co-hosts need. Uh-huh. Deserves a bunch of egg. Punch on A. And which one you want me to put the pie in the face?

SPEAKER_06:

We will film it and put it on our social handles. Yes, we will. And it it should be a blast.

SPEAKER_04:

So, congratulations, Tanya.

SPEAKER_03:

Congratulations, Tanya. Woo!

SPEAKER_06:

Thank you for the donation. Thank you very much. We thank you.

SPEAKER_03:

Thank you everybody who donated.

SPEAKER_06:

Thank you, everybody who donated. It really was helpful. We got some stuff, so thank you, thank you, thank you.

unknown:

Thank you.

SPEAKER_06:

Uh, any other closing remarks before we get up out of here?

SPEAKER_04:

I named my baby Chattanooga.

SPEAKER_06:

Uh Chattanooga, huh? Mm-hmm. Wow. Alright.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, thanks, guys.

SPEAKER_14:

Later. See you next week. We sending this one out to all the ladies all over the world.

SPEAKER_08:

Let's be able to do it. Okay. As we proceed to give you what you need. You know I like it when your body goes.

SPEAKER_09:

Yo oh, talk to him, play talking. I like your little sexy style. Love it when you're getting wild.

unknown:

Yeah, I gotta tell you too.

SPEAKER_09:

You need to be in magazines with a crown on your head, because you're getting a green like play, ling, blah, blah, blah. Come on, we find that we're chicken at sexy body shape like an hourglass. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it, y'all. I'm gonna catch it to myself. Me and nobody else can do the things we do. Maybe there is something that I need to baby. Turn around and let me body go.

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