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Welcome to the table where you will dine on three unprofessional opinions for the night. Table For Three is meant to be a light-hearted space that talks about everyday events from the perspective of three regular ass people. We look to bring humor to our topics...think of us like the comment section on TikTok. Now, things can get messy at the table as we all know, so come prepared with a bib.
Table 4 Three
Episode 07: Breathing Through Your Butt & Other Party Tricks
A Halloween week hang turns into a wild ride through taste, pleasure, and tech gone sideways. We kick off with weekend banter and a full invite to our 500-shots party—venue, pricing, specialty shot list—plus a candy corn debate that somehow becomes a referendum on nostalgia and identity. From there, we dive headfirst into a viral “healing” claim about the throat chakra and deep throating, calling out the pseudoscience while opening up about what actually makes sex feel connected: rhythm, presence, and real chemistry over hype or size. One of us admits to overpromising and underdelivering; another explains why vibe can turn “good” into “trash” fast.
The music segment is equal parts honesty and craft. We talk Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys, Patti LaBelle, and J‑Lo with nuance—tone versus technique, live versus studio, harmonies and show tracks, and how production fills gaps even for great singers. It’s not about tearing down; it’s about understanding why certain voices move you and why others don’t, and how time changes the instrument. Then we pivot to science stranger than fiction: the early research behind “butt breathing” for emergency oxygenation, why perfluorodecalin works, and what a human safety trial actually showed.
The most serious turn centers on a 12-year-old in Baltimore who had police guns drawn because an AI tool misread a bag of Doritos as a weapon. We unpack why “safety” tech can escalate danger, especially for Black kids, and why accountability should include the school and the vendor. We close with frank talk about adult AI features, sex toys, boundaries, and what exploration looks like without shame, add a few quick “gems” on scent, steak sauce history, and flirting that goes too far, then send you off with NFL picks and the usual chaos.
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SPEAKER_10:I'll be outside with my gang gang. Chuck your gang size if you gang bang.
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SPEAKER_10:I hope you're enjoying y'all week, your weekend. Bitch, I'm a grown man. Oh my god, I'm with gang gang, y'all. Dog shit, dog tag, let them change happen. I'm not a part of a gang though. This ain't your main thing. Can I be sliding around with the bananas like a regular thing? Enterprise park somewhere you can go. That's a road. That's a road. I'm gonna go nuts, go nuts like I'm enjoying.
SPEAKER_07:Driving in your cars.
SPEAKER_10:Enterprise park somewhere, you gotta be a big boy.
SPEAKER_07:I don't even know if people even roll.
SPEAKER_10:I be outside with my gang. I be outside with my gang up from the deuce to the faux. The bigster eight and nine from the deuce do the foe. The bigster eight and nine are from the deuce do the faux. The bigster eight and nine are from the deuce do the foe. The bigster eight and nine.
SPEAKER_02:Alright, what's up, everybody? Hey guys, welcome back.
SPEAKER_07:She's not a part of my gang gang.
SPEAKER_02:I don't want to be part of your whack ass gang.
SPEAKER_07:Welcome back to the table for three. I am Mister, if you're new to the show.
SPEAKER_09:I am your boy Double XL. Also known as Sean Anthony.
SPEAKER_07:Correction. He takes double XL.
SPEAKER_02:Oh. I am that Lady Boy Woman X. What was that noise? What it sounds like. I'm leaving. Never mind. I don't even want to be here.
SPEAKER_09:Oh my god. Um what'd you say your name was, little boy?
SPEAKER_02:I said Lady Boy Womanini.
SPEAKER_07:Lady Boy Womany? Okay, gotcha. Welcome back to the show. Thank you for joining us. Um we are.
SPEAKER_05:We are what?
SPEAKER_07:We are. We are. No, how was your weekend? How was your week, weekend? How was everything uh leading up to today?
SPEAKER_09:I actually feel like the week went by quick for me. I don't know. I feel like it wasn't as long as it normally is. Well, that's new. Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_02:My God. We ain't even five seconds.
SPEAKER_09:Right? Usually never is. Oh shit. Damn. That's crazy. Oh my God. But no, um, it wasn't really eventful, but I swear I feel like my days were short. That's crazy. Because I feel like it went by so slow.
SPEAKER_02:Really? Yes. And it wasn't like I was having any issues or it was a bad day or nothing. This shit was just slow and dragging for me. I don't know. Maybe I just wanted it to get to the weekend faster.
SPEAKER_09:I expected it to be long because just coming back from vacation, I'm like, oh God, I gotta get back into the groove of things. And I swear this week was just flew back. That's because you was refreshed.
SPEAKER_07:Well, this is my third week with four days of work. So I don't it went by quick for me too. I and then I have a three-day week next week. So I am I am I'm it's great week. A great month. Oh yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_02:I actually have a three-day week next week, so I'm happy about that. I hope it don't drag to get there though. That's my weekend. I'm gonna be frolicking around naked. Okay. Well tricking and treating.
SPEAKER_07:Well, in two days, because this is coming out Wednesday, so in two days, my Halloween shots party is happening. So Friday, um it is time T minus two days. I am excited to uh be able to DJ my first party. It's 500 shots, Halloween night, Friday night. You ain't gotta go to work tomorrow.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, it's gonna be fucking Did you say T minus two days?
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. T minus.
SPEAKER_09:Because today is Wednesday. Yeah, we drop on Wednesday.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_09:I'm excited because I can't wait for everybody to see my costume for the Halloween party. You coming naked.
SPEAKER_07:No, I'm not. Are you are you are you gonna reveal it or is it something we just gotta see?
SPEAKER_09:Um, I could reveal it because when you see it, then it's really gonna be like, wow, I didn't even think that was gonna be pulled off the way it is. A condom. No, I'm actually coming in a costume that is You're coming in a costume.
unknown:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_09:All right. It's made out of candy corn. Really? Mm-hmm. It's a two-piece.
SPEAKER_02:So you're just coming to be nasty. Just fronts, no bad. You hear me? So you're just coming to be nasty. Candy corn, huh? Because candy corn is gross.
SPEAKER_09:What? Candy corn is not gross. Candy corn is disgusting. Oh my god. I like candy corn. Wait a minute.
SPEAKER_02:I've never liked candy corn. Halloween is your favorite. Halloween candy corn is. That shit's nasty. Whoever fucking invented that shit is example of Halloween ill.
SPEAKER_03:It really is.
SPEAKER_02:No, that shit is fucking ill. It's shit. It's gross. It's fucking nasty. This is the nastiest candy. I won't say it's the nastiest candy, but.
SPEAKER_09:It's not. You like peeps?
SPEAKER_02:Who? Peeps. Oh, those are gross.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, which one's higher on the list? Peeps.
SPEAKER_02:Peeps are nastier than candy cotton. Okay.
SPEAKER_07:What about black licorice?
SPEAKER_02:Whoever invented that should just die.
SPEAKER_09:What about those um those peanut things? Those marshmallow peanut.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Mm-mm.
SPEAKER_07:Anything marshmallow you don't fuck with.
SPEAKER_02:Not really. Moon pies. Yeah, I hate fucking moon pies. Moon pies are disgusting. But I'll eat it. Charlie gets a bunch of moon pies. Marshmallow treats. I like those. Oh, what is it? Rice Krispie treats, I mean. I'm just trying to smooth past it. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:I think he meant the moon because I'm a cancer and cancers, you know. It's a moon time. Yeah. Yeah. We're ruled by the moon. I think that's what he meant. Sure. And pie because everybody likes a slice. Where are we going?
SPEAKER_02:So we could get a flight.
SPEAKER_07:So that costume is actually what?
SPEAKER_02:It's two candy corns at the top and one at the bottom. Nothing in the bag. Nothing in the listening.
SPEAKER_07:What are you going as?
SPEAKER_02:Huh?
SPEAKER_07:What are you going as?
SPEAKER_02:I am going as my mom.
SPEAKER_09:No, for real. You already so you're going as a white man?
SPEAKER_02:An Asian woman. Yes. Okay. Now I'm going to be a clown.
SPEAKER_09:So what are you going as?
SPEAKER_02:I'm going as an alcoholic. Okay, great. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Alcoholic clown?
SPEAKER_09:Mm-hmm. Gotcha.
SPEAKER_07:Mr. I just got a mask. I'm gonna be DJing, so.
SPEAKER_09:What kind of mask? Oh, so you because you're gonna be DJing, you can't wear a costume.
SPEAKER_07:That's right, because I gotta see.
SPEAKER_09:But you exceed you're wearing a mask.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:You can see a mask.
SPEAKER_07:I can see I can see through the mask.
SPEAKER_09:But you can't see through a costume?
SPEAKER_07:You know what? You're making a lot of sense right now. I don't even know. I don't I wasn't planning to dress it up, but I got I got one of those LED mask things. Oh, really? Yeah, so I'm gonna be wearing that. That's kind of cool.
SPEAKER_02:So then you should just find an outfit that matched the mask, whatever. Like do a switch faces, or it's just like, oh okay, that's pretty cool. I actually want to do it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:So yeah. Um that's dope. So yeah, uh, I'm hope you know, it's optional. I'm hoping people will uh it's it's just for our generation to kind of go out there and enjoy our our youth. So you treating or you tricking?
SPEAKER_09:Uh both.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_09:Um both yeah. Shawnee. When I trick, it's always a treat.
SPEAKER_02:All right.
SPEAKER_09:Wow.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:All right.
SPEAKER_07:Give it all moon pies.
SPEAKER_02:And you need I already answered that. I said I will be tricking and treating. Oh.
SPEAKER_07:Gotcha. Gotcha.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:So yeah, I'm I'm excited for for my first official shots party, chopper party. And I hope anybody, our plus ones, if you're if you're interested, I hope to see you there.
SPEAKER_09:Um other than that, what a give them the information again.
SPEAKER_07:Uh shit. Okay. Let me go grab it real quick. You don't know where he at? No, I don't. Tell the people where they gotta go. So chop a party, uh, warehouse 635. That is 635 New Park Avenue, uh, number 2F, West Hartford, Connecticut. It is$25 at the door. Or you can cash app chopper party 2025, and it's$20 if you buy it early. Um, it's 500 shots. We have four specialty shots. We have Dirty Raggedy Lemonade, we have uh Rum Punch and other assortment of shots. The time is from 7 p.m. to 12 midnight. Um, and it's a f it's a Friday night. Come on, come on out and enjoy yourself. Oh, you can drink until your pores stink.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. Unless they stink already. And and like, you know, people down.
SPEAKER_07:The the cost is really just because you're gonna be getting pretty much shots all night and drinks all night. So, I mean, that's better than going to a bar and pay a ball.
SPEAKER_09:You gonna have like specialty shots?
SPEAKER_07:Yes, I have a some shots? I made that last chopper party. Did you?
SPEAKER_03:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that.
SPEAKER_07:And then uh it went down smooth. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I bet it did.
SPEAKER_07:But we have Black Widow, that's Halloween thing. So Black Widow, we got uh Red Death shots. Um Witches' tits.
SPEAKER_03:Did you say vicious tits? Witches' tits. Witches tits, no witches' tits. That's creative.
SPEAKER_07:That is very creative. I should create a shot. Matter of fact, I'm going to candy corn. Yeah, with candy corn.
SPEAKER_02:Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_07:I got liquid marijuana as a shot. So for my smokers who want to drink, we got one for you.
SPEAKER_09:I'm not a smoker, but wow, yeah.
SPEAKER_07:So yeah, I'm looking forward to that. Um so what is going on in this? Is that a cake?
SPEAKER_03:Mind your business.
SPEAKER_07:Oh my god, that's looking good. She's been binge eating on that lemon cake. Oh my god. Yo, she kept that to herself. She always candy corn act. All right, let's go. What's going on in the world today?
SPEAKER_02:That candy corn is fucking displayed.
SPEAKER_09:So we have a topic about how to heal your trauma. How to heal your trauma. And there's a woman who um was doing an interview on another podcast, and it was a very interesting conversation um that she speaks about how you can heal your trauma. There's uh there's audio? There's audio. Oh my god. And um it's I find it very interesting, and I think that a few of us at this table may have healed our trauma in some ways, um, like this before. And I'm I'm curious to hear whether or not where is it at? You know.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, okay, I got you. Found it. Alright. Let's let's see what kind of bullshit you want today. I'm gonna run it back on. Wait a minute.
SPEAKER_00:Can release untrapped emotions. The unsuppressed desires and emotional release that can happen in deep throating is immense. If a woman is suppressing her voice, her needs, her desires, that there's a spot right here in the throat chakra. This is where the throat chakra sits. When you deep throat, that gets activated. So, you know, we have nodis and energies centers all over the body, and a woman actually can do deep throating with her partner's lingam.
SPEAKER_02:So, can you imagine to get that trauma out? Your girl is just like, you remember? That's crazy.
SPEAKER_07:That sounds like experience. It sounded like vaguely like comfortable. You had a lot of trauma that you was trying to get out.
SPEAKER_09:It sounded like you were reenacting and not like making fun of. Yeah, like it didn't sound like you just came up with that.
SPEAKER_02:It sounded like you did that last night because I'm not gonna spit on the mic.
SPEAKER_08:It looked like you just did everything else to it.
SPEAKER_09:I don't want to heal educated. But what like seriously, what do you think about that?
SPEAKER_06:Do you think there's any is that why you're a peaceful person? I guess not. He answered my question. Sean, Sean?
SPEAKER_09:Oh, you were talking to me?
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, Sean.
SPEAKER_09:He wanted talking to me. And so, is that why I'm a peaceful person? Yeah, is that get that rest of the trauma out. Um, I don't know if that's gonna help somebody really. That really helps someone.
SPEAKER_07:I mean, it's your throat chakra, she said. Bullshit. I mean, y'all deep throat before. Has it helped? No. No.
SPEAKER_02:Because who's I I didn't have trauma when I was doing it.
SPEAKER_07:Well, I mean, probably got kids stuck in a saliva in the back of your throat.
SPEAKER_09:How are you stop it? Are you trying to relieve your trauma by doing that with the person who caused the trauma? Right, that's just weird. Hey. Or using the gym, whatever unblocks your chakras. While you're thinking about the other person, huh? Did you what'd you say?
SPEAKER_02:I said.
SPEAKER_07:What the fuck?
SPEAKER_02:I said, because he said if you're doing it with the person who's causing the trauma, and I was like, or are you doing it with the new person thinking about the other person's giving you the trauma? Like, that's weird.
SPEAKER_09:That's weird. Thanks so much for the help. Now I can go back. Right? Like I've worked through my issues. That's fucking weird.
SPEAKER_07:As he was trying to stab the back of your brain, yo, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_02:That's so weird.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:I think y'all should try it.
SPEAKER_02:Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_07:Hey, I think my wife has a lot of trauma that I think I need to help her through.
SPEAKER_06:That's crazy.
SPEAKER_07:Babe, I'm coming.
SPEAKER_02:That's a wild.
SPEAKER_07:That is crazy. Yeah, I mean, hey, uh, plus ones if you're out there and you're you you backed up with trauma.
SPEAKER_11:Just slob on the knob.
SPEAKER_09:Well, no, it's not even just slobin' on it. It's just joke on the knob. Yeah, deep throwing, because not everybody deep throws. Yeah. Right. Because they can't. That's not just a normal thing that everybody just does. Don't you do it? I got a question. I knew it. I got a question.
SPEAKER_06:You set that up.
SPEAKER_07:So yeah. So if you're dealing with someone who is not well endowed, is that considering considered deep throat?
SPEAKER_02:No, that's called back of the throat. Just the roof of the mouth.
SPEAKER_07:The roof of the mouth. I mean, if you can get it all in there, isn't it? It's the roof of the mouth.
SPEAKER_09:Roof mouth? I mean why? Because it doesn't go all the way to the back? Yeah. And down that throat. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:No. I never seen a small dick that I would be like, oh god, let me suck that.
SPEAKER_09:So not that you were like, ooh, yeah, let me suck it, but have you ever sucked a small dick?
unknown:No.
SPEAKER_02:Like a pity suck? No. I never give pity sucks. Ew. That's gross. Pity sucks.
SPEAKER_07:Like you tried your best, hon.
SPEAKER_06:I'm not out here playing. You gave pity sucks before?
SPEAKER_09:No?
SPEAKER_02:You said pity sex?
SPEAKER_09:Sucks. Oh. Wow, you've done pity sex? I just thought that's what he said. Y'all ever did pity sex? No.
SPEAKER_07:I don't know why I touched my phone.
SPEAKER_04:I don't pity the fool.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, gotcha. Like, oh baby, you tried. No. Or have it been to where y'all had sex and in the middle of it is like, yeah, this ain't it. Have y'all stopped and left, or y'all let him finish?
SPEAKER_02:So I've had sex with somebody and I was like, this is completely trash. And I've actually was like, well, it couldn't have been like that. Like, so you give him another try to see? I've done that.
SPEAKER_06:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:I've done that. And it still turned out to be trash.
SPEAKER_07:I have a question.
SPEAKER_02:It confirmed my initial assessment.
SPEAKER_07:What makes it trash? Um like the rhythm's off. He's not hitting a spot. Like what makes it trash?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, so uh the rhythm does have a lot to do with it, but I also feel like it's the connection to like that you have with the person. So initially, like you might vibe with somebody, like, oh, you know, you look like you probably be a good lay or whatever.
SPEAKER_12:Oh, you and then Oh, you look like you might have to be a good lay.
SPEAKER_02:And then it's like when you when you're interacting, yeah, when you're interacting with them, and it's like, this shit ain't giving what the energy's off. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_07:So it's like how did the energy become as off by the from the time that you think it's a good leg to where sexual energy like what you expect from somebody is not gonna be what you actually gonna get. So So it in your mind, you'd be like, oh, he's well and down, he could probably blow my back out.
SPEAKER_02:I'll never say anything about being well in down because it's a lot of well in down niggas that can't fuck.
SPEAKER_07:Oh.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. So let me just put that out there. Um but it's it's it's you you have a so I've I've heard this thing where this guy said to me, um, where he was like Let me get you a moon pop. It's about people having sex appeal, a certain type of sex appeal. Like it goes for men too. Um, and sometimes you think that they have that sex sex appeal initially, and then when it's actually in the act and you're like, oh, you didn't really have it. So that's what I mean by that's kind of like the trash for me. It doesn't have to do with their dick being small or nothing like that. I mean, it does play a big factor. It's just about the energy and how they are actually moving within the act.
SPEAKER_08:You oh in the act?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah, basically.
SPEAKER_07:So it's if the foreplay is off and then and then they're just weird.
SPEAKER_02:And I've had sex with a dude who had a high-pitched voice, and that was just not it. It's not fucking it.
SPEAKER_07:Was he moaning?
SPEAKER_02:God hit it's like oh, and I was just like, all right, this is this ain't it. So my god. If you're gonna moan, at least give me like a grunt. Yeah, like at least sound like you. Exactly. Like if you if you sound higher than me, that ain't it. Rose reverse, that ain't it.
SPEAKER_06:Oh daddy, give it to me.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, that's oh my god. So that was like that's that's the example that I'm going with when I say it was trash. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Okay. So it's more, it's not more of the dick being trash, it's just the whole vibe is trash.
SPEAKER_02:The vibe, but that's what makes the dick trash.
SPEAKER_07:Gotcha. All right.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. And it doesn't mean that that person's dick is gonna be trash to somebody else. Correct.
SPEAKER_09:Oh, yeah. So it's true. Sometimes people hype themselves up too much, or you know, like, yeah, and then they can't follow through with what they initially wanted to, you know, do. But it could be different with somebody else because the chemistry is different. Correct.
SPEAKER_02:Because I could have been like, it's been times where I met person and they wanna, we wanna, they wanna, we wanna have sex, and it's just like my energy's off, and I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing this because I know I'm gonna give bad sex, and I'm not trying to have that label.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, so you know if you're gonna give bad sex. Yeah. So you know you stop your trashness before it's you.
SPEAKER_02:Hell yeah. Not putting that out there. You stop your trashness. Like, mm-mm. Like I can tell. For me, I could tell. I'm like, mm-hmm, it's not gonna be good.
SPEAKER_08:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So I'm not even gonna, we're not doing that.
SPEAKER_08:You?
SPEAKER_02:I'll call you later.
SPEAKER_07:Any any question? Any anytime you had like tr like what what to you know, never mind. Well, okay, no, no, like what what to you would be considered trash?
SPEAKER_02:He wouldn't know because he said he didn't have trash.
SPEAKER_07:Right, yeah, yeah, because I mean I guess it I guess it's always better when it's like somebody else's wife. Honestly, it's just husband.
SPEAKER_09:Oh my god. Wow.
SPEAKER_07:I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
SPEAKER_09:I honestly can just say that I haven't experienced that yet. Oh, true. So I don't really know, but I would imagine it's probably exactly what Nini's talking about. It's like it's gotta be the vibe. What she's talking about, yeah. The vibe, the connection, you know, the energy. That makes all the difference. All the difference. Absolutely. When you are like feel like you're almost connected with that person, it doesn't matter technically, like the size, in my opinion, because you are it's almost like that person, like y'all automatically learned each other, and you know exactly what is gonna get each other off. Correct, you know.
SPEAKER_07:I think I gave I yo, I think I gave trash dick before. No purpose. No, no, only because I think I talked my way into shit I didn't mean to talk my way into.
SPEAKER_09:That's what I meant by that's what I meant by the hyping up or whatever.
SPEAKER_07:Like I and I'm like, oh shit, this worked. And now I got now I gotta perform. And I I've I I've I've probably the f like the first time it was probably trash, and I was like, I gotta run this back because I know I'm better than this. And it's a pride thing at that point. Yeah. It's like now, you know, if I gotta do this again, give me, you know, and then I'll go in and do what I need to do. But that first initial one, after I talked my way into shit that I didn't think I was ever gonna get, yeah. I I've everybody can't do that.
SPEAKER_09:So what made you feel like it was trash? My performance. But like what about the performance?
SPEAKER_02:Like, how how did you know? Like, how did you know? What was it?
SPEAKER_09:Like, oh, this was trash.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Um, I was it her reactions to you. No, I was in my own head. Like, I was in my own head. Like, I like I can't believe I got here.
SPEAKER_09:Like, but I mean, like, were you moving different? Did you do something? Like, what made you feel like, oh, this is different from what I normally do trash?
SPEAKER_07:I wasn't present. Oh, okay. Okay. I wasn't present. Like, I I was too much. So you wasn't in the moment. You was you was too good. I was just like, I can't believe I'm here. So you were starstruck. Yeah. And I was just like, This is horrible. This is my worst performance. I I'm critiquing myself. It probably wasn't trash to her. Because I've heard like, no, the reason I'm back because you was great the first time. And to me, I was like, that was great to you.
SPEAKER_09:And Anini, you and I had this conversation recently because a lot of people don't know no better. Correct. Like, I I I I think I don't. They absolutely don't know what good sex is because they're used to a certain type of sex and it's good for them because they don't know anything different. And so they don't know really how to recognize.
SPEAKER_07:I always try to like every time I uh approach sex, my my approach is to give her the the best experience I can possibly give. I think that's how I I just approach sex. So when I'm when I can't provide that, I think I'm doing horrible, and I think that she thinks I'm doing horrible.
SPEAKER_04:Okay.
SPEAKER_07:So I always try to run it back to be like, just in case, like for my sake, just in case. Let me get it. Uh uh, let me run this back. And usually, usually it wasn't bad in the first place, but to me, I'll be like, I didn't I didn't perform the way I thought I would perform.
SPEAKER_02:So sometimes I feel like like for me in my head, I'll just be like, I gotta give a performance. It has to be a performance, some way or some shape. Like I like that's the way like to get through that shit without it being or you know, you thinking yourself that it's some fucked up shit, but yeah. Yeah, it's weird.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, it's crazy. I I know we went on a tangent, but yeah, get those get the chakras cleared. Get them throat chakras cleared, get them trauma out of there. At least learn how to do it first. Or spit. Either way.
SPEAKER_02:Oh my god. Do you like a spitter? I know a lot of people who don't like spitters.
SPEAKER_07:I don't really care.
SPEAKER_02:They think it's disrespectful that you spit it.
SPEAKER_07:I don't care.
SPEAKER_02:Spit where? No, just spit it out, period. Oh, you mean that kind of spit? Like swallow spit type of shit.
SPEAKER_07:Okay. Listen, it exited my body. I don't care what you do with it after that.
SPEAKER_02:That just sounds so nasty. What? Exited my body. Exited my body. I don't care what you do with it after that. I don't care what you do with it.
SPEAKER_09:Do you prefer to? Huh? Which one do you prefer over the other?
SPEAKER_02:Ask my husband.
SPEAKER_09:Good. Good fucking answer.
SPEAKER_07:Okay. Like, Charlie, you know.
SPEAKER_10:Like, like, wait a minute.
SPEAKER_07:Like, I didn't know what a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute. Wait a fucking minute. Um, kind of dynamic is this? Like, we give the best of both.
SPEAKER_09:One spits, one smaller.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, that's a wild.
SPEAKER_11:Fucking hello.
SPEAKER_07:Anyway. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So what's next? Some other dumbass shit that some young kids don't came up with. Okay. It's crazy. So they're saying there's a surge in HIV. Case it's linked to Bluetoothing. Which is a drug trend that involves sharing blood to get high. So I'm assuming that they're taking they're getting high and then they're.
SPEAKER_07:Oh that's all actual bluetooth.
SPEAKER_02:I'm like, how is that possible?
SPEAKER_07:Like they could do anything now. All right.
SPEAKER_02:Like it's crazy. So uh apparently I'm assuming that they're taking drugs and they're, you know, what do they call it? Um they take your blood and injecting some the person who's high off of the drugs that's in their system and then putting it in there so they can get that drug.
SPEAKER_07:So they are inject themselves with the needle.
SPEAKER_02:Yes.
SPEAKER_07:And then then retract blood and then pass it. Pass the blood and the drug that's in the blood to another person.
SPEAKER_02:So they can get high. And I just want to know who the fuck come up with this shit. So they're saying public health authorities are warning drug users to avoid a new trend known as Bluetoothing, in which people inject themselves with the blood of other drug users to get high.
SPEAKER_07:They're telling this to the people like we do the like regular people do this on a normal basis.
SPEAKER_02:As evidence shows it is contributing to spikes in HIV infection rates around the world.
SPEAKER_07:You're talking to the wrong people.
SPEAKER_02:So they're talking to researchers have found the trend has helped fuel one of the fastest growing HIV epidemics in Fiji. And also in South Africa, one of the world's highest HIV capitals.
SPEAKER_07:Um they're warning us not to go there and share a needle with blood in it.
SPEAKER_02:But who thinks to do that though?
SPEAKER_09:Wild people. That's crazy. I don't think it's no different than the people that like, you know, because like the at one time, I don't know if it's still um really big now, but remember like people used to like do that whole vampire thing and oh a drinking the blood? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. That's gross. Some people are just wild. Weird.
SPEAKER_09:You remember um who was it? Um Angelina Jolie and uh Billy Bob Thornton.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:I thought they were like the two most. They look like they both had. They used to dibble and dabble in a lot of that weird shit in the middle. I think they used to have a little rile of blood of each other's blood. They looked like they had hepatitis. Oh. Okay.
SPEAKER_02:I said they looked. I didn't say they had it.
SPEAKER_09:Oh. That's what they look like. What does one look like? I don't know. Hepatitis.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know. I'm just sorry. But they just look dirty. Oh. They look like they share needles. Oh. That's what I mean. Okay. Hepatitis. Yo, you fuddly said. I said what I said.
SPEAKER_09:Which is interesting. Shit. Mm-mm. So have you guys um seen or heard this whole Kevin McCall shit going around lately? Psychopath. Oh, yeah. Uh, talking about he broke or some shit. Yeah, so Kevin McCall is a producer singer. He um co-wrote a song with Chris Brown, Deuces. Um, became a very big hit. He was paid millions of dollars for it. He squandered his money. Um, and now he is he was saying like Chris Brown still owes him like 20, what is it, 25,000 or 25 million or something like that. But um I think was it 20, 25,000? I think it was 25,000. Yeah. And he is now, he was um doing an interview where he broke down, and we have um well, we don't have uh audio of that interview, but he broke down about how he's now on EBT and how he's broke and he can't believe that his life has gone in the direction that it has. He's on EBT, and while Chris Brown is out touring the world and making all types of money off of his song, and I think he's wildly delusional that if Chris Brown is only profiting off of deuces.
SPEAKER_02:And I was like, when was the last time you heard Chris Brown produce, I mean, um, actually perform fucking deuces?
SPEAKER_09:Right. Like really he was kind of going back and forth with Chris Brown and Chris Brown was like, you know, you're broke, whatever. Um then he started to attack Mario because Mario kind of like laughed or commented on one of the posts. So then he started attacking Mario and he started like comparing himself vocally to Chris and Mario and saying like he could sing them both under the table and he was challenging them and the vocals is on point to sing off. And he then ended up coming out, and we do have audio on this, where he um starts, he gave his little commentary on singers that he believes cannot sing, and his thoughts are because he's so um musically inclined inclined and talented and yeah, very interesting.
SPEAKER_05:Patty LaBelle coming with his mother. Patty can't sing to me. You feel like Patty LaBelle can't sing? Oh, I didn't say some. Y'all want to know all the people can't sing? But I I'm a fan of them. Uh-huh. Mary J. Blige can't sing. Keisha Cole can't sing. Patty can't sing, Keith Sweat can't sing. Keisha Cole can't sing. Keisha Cole cannot sing. Uh Alicia Keys cannot sing. Pitch tone deaf. Most people don't sing. Y'all don't know these things. I used to argue with them. Now you want to know who can sing? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, this is gonna kill me. And I'm gonna start with the person people think can't sing. T Pain can sing without autotune. T Pain can really sing. Brandy. Um Jasmine Sullivan. Nah, let him name him his. No, don't LP. I want to hear his. And then when you go Brandy and Monica, y'all ain't gonna believe who I'm gonna choose, Brandy. Because you already said you are. But keep going on. Who else? Who else can sing? Mario. Mario can't sing. He's corny and all that type of shit. He can sing like he sing better than that. Monica can sing, though. I love Monica and Monica can sing.
SPEAKER_09:Hey yeah. What do you think about those people that he chose? I don't think Keep Sweat can sing, so I agree with him.
SPEAKER_02:I was about to say there's a few people I do agree with him that. I do agree with him that out of studio, Alicia Keys, Kahito, uh I agree with him with that.
SPEAKER_07:I agree with him with that too.
SPEAKER_02:Um I don't think that Mary cannot sing. It's just Mary has a different tone. Like, you know how people sing in certain keys? No, I'm saying Mary is a flat key. Look at that, his face. Mary is a flat key singer. Yeah, yeah. Like, there's different keys on the piano. People don't understand that. And it's like certain people sing in certain keys. She sick, she's a flat key singer.
SPEAKER_07:I think sh Mary J. Blanche became a better singer the older she got. Absolutely. So I I agree and disagree with him because I didn't think she could sing before. I didn't either. But I loved her music. Exactly. She knows how to make music. I think she's more of a singer now that she's matured and her vocal her vocal cords matured and she had vocal lessons. You could tell.
SPEAKER_02:But again, I think it's because she sings in a key that nobody is used to singing. Like everybody, when you think about it, everybody has certain sounds that they like and that they stick to. So when it comes to like, oh, people who like this the bare tone of Brandy compared to somebody else singing, and then like Brandy's a better singer. And it's like, no, that's Barry White, and you compare her to this. Like it's different tones and sounds that people are attracted to, just like with facial features. It's all the same. Like what you may find cute, somebody else is gonna find ugly. Just like what you may hear sounds cute, somebody else is gonna hear it sounding ugly. So I don't think that it's a person can't sing, it's what your preference and what your ear is hearing.
SPEAKER_09:You mean in general, you don't think that a person can't sing?
SPEAKER_02:No, I'm not saying. Oh, okay. No. I don't want to clarify that. There's people who can't fucking sing for shit. Yeah. But what I'm saying is, like, when it comes to these artists, right, when they're singing and all that these people are comparing them. This is just my opinion, though, that they're comparing it. It's what your ear likes to hear. That's what I think. And that's why people be like, oh no, this person can't do this, this person can, but can you do it?
SPEAKER_07:I I don't want people to take what I'm about to say wrong. Yes, you do. No, seriously. But and I should never put these two people in the same sentence ever.
SPEAKER_12:Just do it.
SPEAKER_07:But when Mary came out, she was like our first our first type of Macy Gray, right? Not in a t not in the terms of how she sang, but the texture of her voice. Okay. Yeah. You understand what I'm saying? She was the first, like, raspy, like, who can sing raspy and make it sound good. Macy Gray sings raspy, it doesn't really sound good all the time. You see what I'm saying? Seriously. Mary came out with what's the 411? And that texture was so new that regardless if she was hitting the correct notes, you still fell in love with the record because she sung with emotion. All her songs all have either joy, pain, sadness, happiness throughout the record. So even when she wasn't hitting the correct notes, you felt the record.
SPEAKER_09:I have to agree with you. And her notes are wild, crazy, but it's like, oh, Mary just brought us to church. Right.
SPEAKER_02:Like one of them church singers that be singing in the flag key. On the organ. Yes.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, she did her damn thing. But yeah, I get that.
SPEAKER_02:You know who I put in that same category, and I'm sorry, but I fucking love her to death, is fucking Fantasia. She does the same thing.
SPEAKER_07:But the thing about Fantasia.
SPEAKER_02:She has that octave and them sounds that people are okay with compared to what the sounds Mary J gives. But she sings exactly the same as Mary.
SPEAKER_07:She has a smoother texture, like Mary. You're saying what I'm just saying. Yeah, I yeah, I agree. I agree. Yeah. And her riffs, her riffs are a lot better.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, of course. Everybody can outriff fucking Mary. Mary can't riff to save her life. I want to hear your thoughts on his Patty LaBelle. Now you already know I don't think Patty LaBelle can sing, so I agree. She screams.
SPEAKER_07:I I'm I have no objections on the list he said about the people who can't sing. Because I think people I've been saying a lot of this stuff. Like I like certain Alicia Key songs. Like that fallen record was good, but even that fallen record, I was like, Yeah. And then you hear her live, and it's like, oh, I get it. Well, we all knew that when her background singer fucked her up on her own goddamn song. I used to engineer and I listened. I don't like to use that card, but I I was an audio engineer in the industry. So I've been around a lot of singers. And the artist that I was dealing with brought me around a lot of singers. And I know what it takes to record a record with a singer. They don't they use a lot of tracks, right? I mean, a lot of tracks for backgrounds, for uh if you're doing harmonies, a lot of people don't know harmonies, and you can kind of tell us who can really sing and who can't, because they don't have a lot of harmonies and they shit. That doesn't mean they can't sing, right? But you know who can formulate some people need more filler than others, right? Yeah. So I so from a musical audio engineering ear standpoint, I I I agree with the list that he said.
SPEAKER_02:So well, I don't know about I think Keisha Cole can sing.
SPEAKER_07:Did she say Keisha Cole?
SPEAKER_02:So But I think she can, but I understand what he means. Again, you would put her in the same category as a Mary Fantasia type of thing because she's like a cross between the two for me, because she will hit those the normal notes that everybody's used to and still fuck with them off-key notes that Mary does.
SPEAKER_09:Yes, because if you listen to like Love, wait, what's that? Say that again. Love. Yes, thank you. If you listen to Love, one of her biggest songs, the note is crazy. It's off. Yeah. Yes, it's so flat. Yeah. And yet everybody was like in love with that song. In love with that song.
SPEAKER_07:Because they could sing it. She sung it in the key that everybody can sing.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Because people are tone-deaf. And let me take a step back. I agree with him where they say, you know, they can't sing, but I'm gonna I'm gonna change it and say they couldn't, but they can now. Well, some of them like matured enough to that they can hit those notes.
SPEAKER_09:They worked on their craft, right? Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:So I can't say they can't sing, making it seem like they at this point they still can't sing. I don't I don't believe that at all.
SPEAKER_02:I think Do you think he should? Where do you think J Lo fits in that category?
SPEAKER_07:She should have been on top of the list. I I yo, I've seen how hard she's she went like every record that she ever dropped, you could try, you can see how hard she wants people to accept.
SPEAKER_02:She's trying to prove a point. Right. I I feel her on that. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07:So But just get the Yeah, I I I just I never really liked any J Lo records. I really I like J Lo records. It's just I don't like her on her records. They're good records. I just don't like her records. At the time it wasn't just her on those records, it was a shanti. Right. So, oh yeah, that that is very true too. So I I I I would J Lo he needs, but I never really viewed J-Lo as a singer anyway. She I viewed her as a dancer, a uh uh artist as far as actor, actress.
SPEAKER_02:I never viewed her as I think she was just trying to body all the art aspect though. Because if you don't have it. If you are like um creative and you're an artsy type of person, then there should me personally, I think, there's no there's nothing with art.
SPEAKER_07:There's no limitation.
SPEAKER_02:Correct. There's nothing with art you shouldn't be able to do. And I think she decided, you know, let me go ahead and try. Her voice isn't a it's not a bad voice. Right. She's just uh you are a filler in the choir voice, you're not a lead.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. I think Selena, I mean, I think J Love when she did the Selena movie, I think, and that took her Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:She's not singing in her dialect.
SPEAKER_09:I think she was like, no, I can do this shit.
SPEAKER_07:That that no, because it it's her that culture, like that tone, that dialect that Selena has, she can she can mimic that close more closely than trying to do a RB outside outside uh her culture. You know what I'm saying? So when she called a reckoning and then she steps out of the Selena role and just try to do R B and have to sing, you know, uh uh in the in a in a way that is acceptable for everyone, I think those those differences between those cultures is what makes her go flat and sharp and stuff like that. So it it the record may sound good, but as our listening ears hit, we hear the the the Spanish twang on certain words.
SPEAKER_02:It's like I don't mean to cut you off, but I don't think that J-Lo actually goes or hits flat notes, it's just her voice, period.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, it voices it carries that intonation of that Spanish.
SPEAKER_02:It's just bland. It's not like it doesn't do no, oh, she sings like horrible or she can't catch a note. I feel like she she gets the notes, it's just the sound of her voice is just like a lot of things.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, I think we're saying I think we're saying the same thing.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, yeah, okay. I well, because I was watching a video the other day of J Lo and they were playing J Lo performing all of her different well, not all of them, but a few of her different songs. And they had um what's it called when they take the the music out of it? Oh a cappella? No, that term that uh not singing a cappella, but it was her music that she sang with the music, but then they removed the music from it so that you can just hear her vocals. What is that called? No, there's a term for it.
SPEAKER_02:It's not technically a cappella because I get what you're saying. Um they just say they took the they just took the the they just took the music out.
SPEAKER_09:Actually, hear what her voice sounds like with the music. They do that with Michael Jackson all the time. And it was like oh okay, J Lo. You need music in order to sound good. Well they had like they had like like uh they stripped her track, basically.
SPEAKER_02:That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, it's like they took the they took the effects off her voice.
SPEAKER_02:There's a track. They took the music out, period. Like, you know how you have the track, you know, you engineer you have the track.
SPEAKER_07:Right, we call that a cappella.
SPEAKER_02:They just move remove.
SPEAKER_07:When you move the actual instruments, the the music, and it's just her singing.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:That's either you're you're doing a solo, which is a different term, but they solo her vocals, other than the track, which is uh a cappella. I don't know the I don't know what other term. I'm gonna have to uh I'm gonna have to look it up. I can't remember the yeah.
SPEAKER_03:They probably got a term out there.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, they probably do. I I I I've been away from music for so long, so I don't know, maybe. But yeah. I don't she outside of music, because uh instrument like the the uh the uh instrumental the instrumental can save someone's voice because it's it's it's it's isolate when you isolate. Isolate just it's yeah, yeah, still uh a cappella.
SPEAKER_09:That's not a cappella for me. Acapella for me is when you're singing without music.
SPEAKER_02:He means like live. Yeah. For him, it's uh that's what a cappella means to him. Live, not already pre-recorded.
SPEAKER_09:When you're singing live without music, well the technical reason is a cappella.
SPEAKER_07:The the technical reason the technical word for a cappella is that so but people take the term and do it live, but it's still everything that's all still a cappella. It's the same.
SPEAKER_09:But when for me, when you record a song with music and then you take the solo out the music, yeah, I don't you don't associate that with a cappella. I get I get you. I get you. Like if I sing right now with no music behind me, that's a cappella for me. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's the same thing.
SPEAKER_02:So what he's saying is not the pre-recording. I guess you I get what you're saying. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:But um, yeah. But if you think about it, a lot of people being saved by music. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's a few songs that I recorded where music saved me. It's filling in the notes. Not even going to lie. It's filling in notes that you're not hitting. It's true. Like, I'll listen to it. I'm like, mm-hmm. If the music, if they was really to strip this song, like it I sound like shit.
SPEAKER_07:Yo, listen, I've recorded so many singers where if you do that to even in your your best singers, yeah. You can listen, you could strip down a uh a Beyoncé record and you can hear the flaws. There's a lot of flaws. Yeah. And any even the best singers you think that's right.
SPEAKER_02:Because we're human. You're not gonna you we're not robots, so it's not gonna be the same every freaking time.
SPEAKER_07:Right. So you have to really take care of your voice if you do it on live, and the those who can actually sing take pride on taking care of their voice outside, because they will perfect their craft. Even on a warm day, we'll have a scarf, they have like some salty squirt in their mouth. Always some tea. No, no, yeah, like some tea. Yo, I I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_02:So you think deep throating is saving the vocals?
SPEAKER_07:Wow. I brought it up, you saw how I circled it back. Yeah, yeah. Probably they got trauma they singing out, so maybe.
SPEAKER_09:But I think there's some people, some singers like J-Lo who get so dependent on all the extras that they forget that they had the extras.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. That's what a little, what do you call them? The um uh stage tracks Yeah, the the You're a studio singer. Yeah, but would people use the tracks to kind of cover uh show show tracks, the stage tracks?
SPEAKER_07:That's what it was. I couldn't even say that. Show tracks. So the reason why they do that is because the all the background singers that they don't have in the studio could be there live if they're not there live to save them from singing those notes. So they can stop, breathe, and then hit that important note that everybody likes as best as they could. But if you take all that out and just have them singing on the record without no backdrop background singers, you can you you'll hear it.
SPEAKER_02:You know the crazy part though is a lot of people put so much pressure on singers, especially people who can't fucking sing to save their life, and they got so much fucking um like commentary. You know what I mean? It's the riff I do today ain't gonna be the riff I do tomorrow. Correct.
SPEAKER_07:And for those who've been singing for decades who can still do the fucking riffs, right? You don't understand. Yo, singing is a hard thing to do, it's very taxing on somebody's vocal cords, yeah. And it's it's a everyday type of training you have to do with your voice to be able to keep up that type of record. So you you made a hit at uh age 23 and you still singing that same hit at age 40. That's a whole different sound. You see what I'm saying? So it's like some people just so nostalgic on a record, and then they will judge you on how you sound now. It's like, are you even accounting for the last 20 years?
SPEAKER_02:That's why I try I try my best not to do that shit. Because I'd be like, all right, I'm being one of those people where it's like, bitch, you know you can't even do that.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, because you look at some of our like, because I've seen like take like Tevin Campbell or like Genuine, any of those like older singers that we came up with, their voices was this way, and now they've matured, they've gone through puberty, they voices have happened through life, and they're not gonna be able to do it some of them don't take care of their voice, but people don't give them that grade and they were like mm-mm. It was like, no, pony ain't gonna sound like pony, it's gonna sound like Clydesdale now.
SPEAKER_02:Like, especially when they come out looking like a Clydesdale. You gonna sound how you look.
SPEAKER_07:You can tell, because if you see genuine's moves, right?
SPEAKER_02:That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_07:Like everything age. That nigga don't move the way he moves. You expect him to sing this?
SPEAKER_02:He is not, he is not. He is not. But yeah. Let these people age.
SPEAKER_07:Oh my god. All right, so what's next on it on a docket?
SPEAKER_02:So this is a new thing. Butt breathing may be the next big thing for people that have lung problems. You don't breathe out of your butt?
SPEAKER_07:And no, we're not doing this.
SPEAKER_02:This isn't a joke. It's telling you this isn't a joke. So few scientific ideas have taken a more unexpected path to legitim legitimacy than this one. Breathing through your butt. The technique known as internal ventilation could one day serve as a backup method for getting oxygen into the bloodstream when lungs fail or airwaves are blocked. Instead of inhaling air, patients would see would receive, excuse me, an oxygen-rich liquid through the rectum, allowing oxygen to diffuse through intestinal tissue, much like certain fish and turtles that supplement breathing through their guts. In Japan, researchers have now completed the first human safety trial of this approach. Twenty-seven healthy men were asked to hold varying volumes of per fluoridecalin, a liquid capable of dissolving extraordinary amounts of oxygen for one hour. The experiment ranged from 25 milliliters to a full 1500, and while several participants reported bloating and mild discomfort at higher volumes, non experienced serious side effects. Vital signs in blood chemistry remained stable, and 20 participants successfully retained the liquid for the full hour. This stage of research was designed to test tolerance, not oxygen transfer, but it marks a crucial milestone. With safety confirmed, the next phase will introduce oxygenated perfluorodecalin to evacuate to evaluate how effectively the process enriches the blood and how long it must be retained to make a miserable, a measurable difference. So we about to be breathing through our booty hose. I thought that's what we were all doing already. No, that was just you. Yes, you're the actoctopus.
SPEAKER_07:The actoctopus one more time? Ass. Doctopus. Okay. So I I thought alcoholics use that method to to get drunk. If they they would they can't absorb liquor the natural way of drinking it, right? To preserve their kidneys or something. I I thought they were be would be able to like funnel liquor in an asshole to to get intoxicated. I thought that was a thing. So they're kind of just I've never heard of that.
SPEAKER_02:Is that really something? No, I didn't. Yeah, that's a that's a real thing. I knew people did like coke in a ass, but I never heard of the alcohol.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, because your ass. Yeah, tell us about it. There's a very thin lining of skin there. And things are very easily absorbed. Absorbed and goes right into your stream. So say you dip a tampon in some Jose Quirvo.
SPEAKER_02:And just stick it in your ass. You drunk? You're gonna get drunk. So is that saving your kidneys?
SPEAKER_09:You're gonna learn a taco? Is that what they're saying?
SPEAKER_02:Is that what you said?
SPEAKER_07:No, it's yeah, sort of, it's sort of like it doesn't you're you're absorbing it through like your bloodstream instead of having go like directly through your bloodstream or some shit like that. I'm not don't Oh, so it doesn't like regulate through the streets. Yeah, don't quote me because I this is not I'm gonna have to look that up because that's interesting.
SPEAKER_09:It's like, have you ever have you ever taken like B12?
SPEAKER_07:The vitamin?
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, where it dissolves into your tongue. So, yeah, so when you put it, when you do the uh ones under your tongue, it goes straight into your bloodstream. Yeah, it goes quicker as opposed to just swallowing.
SPEAKER_07:So the the that method uh uh uh has been used for alcoholics who who if the doctors say you can't drink because your kidney failed, whatever failed, or your liver, your liver and stuff like that, they they will find that type of method and do and get drunk that you gotta be a serious alcoholic or drug addict to insert these things in your rectum just to get that type of so they're actually taking that method and just adding oxygen to it or some shit.
SPEAKER_09:So it's like so. If you can breathe out of your ass, can you now start to speak? I mean look out of your ass? Yeah. I mean, don't you ask you? The strong survives is just not uh you don't know what the language is.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, like look, you just have to learn ass. The strong survives, right? So if that's the case and every half everybody has to kind of evolve, there's gonna be a two-mouthed person in like a thousand years who can speak and blow kisses through their ass.
SPEAKER_02:Would you stick a tampon soaked um Titos in your ass?
SPEAKER_07:Nope. No. No.
SPEAKER_09:Do you think I would stop drinking at some point, like we're just talking about like evolution and stuff. Do you think at some point we're gonna be at a place where you know how like there's interpreters? And so at some point we're gonna be watching a news, you know. Somebody's gonna be interpreting with their ass.
SPEAKER_02:The day that happens, I'm leaving. They're gonna be on a hands. I put nothing past nothing. And they're just gonna be clapping assed out.
SPEAKER_07:It's gonna be no longer sounding language, it's cheek language.
SPEAKER_02:No, yeah, unnecessary.
SPEAKER_09:No, that's gonna be a course in college. I know, right?
SPEAKER_02:Welcome everybody. Turn around. Definitely speak ass.
SPEAKER_07:Professor Sean is here.
SPEAKER_02:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07:I'm gonna show you how to actually do it. I'm gonna be tenured. You have 50 years of fucking experience at the age of 30.
SPEAKER_04:That's crazy.
SPEAKER_09:That's wild.
SPEAKER_07:No, ma'am. Yeah, um, yeah, you might hear this podcast with nothing but us breathing through our asses.
SPEAKER_09:Your shawl's gonna be like when we finally move the video, y'all might realize that I've been speaking out of my ass the whole time.
SPEAKER_04:Hey.
SPEAKER_09:Absolutely not. So there is a uh interesting story, and this um goes back to Mr. AI. Um there is a boy by the name of I think his Taki Allen, um goes to school in Baltimore. Baltimore. Kenwood High School in Baltimore. Baltimore. In Bimo, Balmo. Baltimore. He was enjoying some snacks. Um, he was eating a bag of Doritos, where he then got rolled up on, he says, by police. And he says at first he had no clue what was happening until he saw them approaching him with their weapons drawn, telling him to get on the ground, and he was very curious as to what was going on. And it turns out that the school has an AI program and it scanned him and mistook the bag of Doritos for a gun. Wonderful. Another way to take us out. So it's in parent AI. And alerted police. And this boy could have lost his life over a bag of fucking Doritos. Over a bag of Doritos. Because of this stupid ass AI program. Yo, that is fucking crazy. Isn't that wild? That is fucking crazy. It's like you need to sue the school, you need to sue the uh makers of the like sue. Yo, sue. That's so different, though. He's touching me. Yo, it could have gone so different. It could have went that's whole.
SPEAKER_07:Horrible. Just to be misidentified as someone carrying a weapon is dangerous for any black young black male, especially in Baltimore.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Right. You see what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02:So it's like Now they set it up to be a racist AI.
SPEAKER_07:That's fucking. He is so lucky that he he is still alive because we don't you don't understand like these police officers.
SPEAKER_02:No, seriously. And it's not, and it's not really technical, like, okay, it is a lot of police officers that are you have, you know, your racist ones, and then you just have the scary ones who shouldn't even be a police officer if you're that fucking scared for your life. And then you just have like there's plenty of normal ones who know how to act accordingly. But you it's the it's the reaction of the people that you are now running up on drawing. Like if I'm sitting there eating fucking chips and I'm a kid, you know what I'm saying? How are you expected to react to that? And I'm happy that he just, however, it happens that he acted.
SPEAKER_07:Like a 12-year-old child should, like, scared and don't know what to do with it.
SPEAKER_02:Like, imagine sitting there just like going to town on your chips, because you know Doritos is delicious. And so I'm sure he was probably fucking out of the way. I did I was real fat about it.
SPEAKER_07:I was really bad about it.
SPEAKER_10:The Doritos is delicious. Oh my God.
SPEAKER_02:But you can imagine, like, you sitting there and you're in your happy place eating these fucking Doritos.
SPEAKER_08:You know, you're happy. You know she eats.
SPEAKER_02:And because you know, some people really swimming in Doritos. She's like, oh my God. Like when you just chillin' and you eat that. I feel you, especially as a 12-year-old child.
SPEAKER_07:Who probably been looking forward to for these chips for like all day.
SPEAKER_02:And like, where's the weapon? What weapon? These fucking Doritos?
SPEAKER_07:Imagine if you reach for the fucking bag. Just because he didn't know what was going on.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:And then now the narrative is he was trying to pull out a gun and this and this and that.
SPEAKER_02:Well, he just reached for his phone to call his mother, like, I don't know what's going on, Ma.
SPEAKER_09:I can't I can't imagine. And imagine if it was one of the spicier flavors and not just nachos.
SPEAKER_02:Yo, like the like, what if it was a bag of Takis? Flaming funions, you know. Like hot flaming Cheetos. Those people react differently. Like they could have ran up on him. He's ready to pull out his juice because the shit is hot. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_08:You sound so experienced with these chips, bro.
SPEAKER_09:I'm a fat ass. He's a chip connoisseur. I see.
SPEAKER_08:Flaming Chet.
SPEAKER_02:No, that's crazy. That is absolutely crazy.
SPEAKER_07:Yo.
SPEAKER_02:I didn't even say Cheeto. Sean A did.
SPEAKER_07:I'm happy that he's I'm happy he's safe and home. I think they should sue.
SPEAKER_02:Definitely. I would that's I think that's traumatic.
SPEAKER_07:Absolutely.
SPEAKER_02:That's traumatic.
unknown:Yep.
SPEAKER_02:Are you supposed to feel comfortable with people that's supposed to keep you safe?
SPEAKER_09:And they're the ones putting you in harm. The schools are failed. And the people who, you know, do these types of things and make these accusations, and all they can come back with is a oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Or oh, that was our bad. I need compensation.
SPEAKER_02:That wasn't my intention. I didn't know. Or no. You need your ass whooped. Like every time y'all do some dumb shit, we should fucking beat your asses, basically. Sorry, can't bring me back from the Dorito eye in the sky.
SPEAKER_09:Like, yo, go home.
SPEAKER_07:I wonder if he dropped the bag and then get back. I I wonder if he was pissed because he can't finish that bag again.
SPEAKER_09:I know. You reimbursing me for my Ritos.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, for real. Well, good luck to you, kid. I hope you win that lawsuit. You should too.
SPEAKER_09:Nene, okay.
SPEAKER_07:I know I know this probably touched you because it's Doritos.
SPEAKER_02:Doritos is not even my favorite chip.
SPEAKER_09:Oh. It sounds like no.
SPEAKER_02:I'm just they good.
SPEAKER_09:She's like, you know how delicious they are. Right? Like she made a song about it.
SPEAKER_02:Did I? How it go? So Sam Altman announces that ChatGPT.
SPEAKER_08:Who's Sam?
SPEAKER_02:Who the fuck knows?
SPEAKER_08:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Will soon be able to engage in erotic interactions with the age-verified adults starting in December.
SPEAKER_07:Y'all some freaks.
SPEAKER_09:I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_07:You're some freaks. Like, why?
SPEAKER_09:Why not?
SPEAKER_07:Oh, you use it?
SPEAKER_09:Didn't say that. I was just asking the question with a question.
SPEAKER_07:Okay. I mean, who why? I mean, your kink is your kink, but.
SPEAKER_02:So are they gonna like put like a dildos? AI. Yo, AI and dildos are so wild.
SPEAKER_07:Yo, AI and your rabbit.
SPEAKER_02:In a malfunction. This is not the click I was supposed to do. Nah, yeah, pussy on fire. Clicks too big. Yo. Imagine your road. I mean, not the rose. What's that um the flashlight? Life or whatever it's called for the men.
SPEAKER_09:A flashlight?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it got the AI and ML function. What the fuck is a flashlight?
SPEAKER_09:It's like a fleshlight is a flashlight?
SPEAKER_02:Flashlight.
SPEAKER_07:Flesh light. What the fuck is a fleshlight?
SPEAKER_09:It's like a mouth with a sock. A flesh a flashlight. And I'll I'll get a picture for you. No.
SPEAKER_02:It literally has a mouth. It's a mouth. So it's like it's a tool to give head.
SPEAKER_09:Wait.
SPEAKER_07:A flashlight that gives head? Wait. What? Do you live under a rock? Hold on. Is that a real thing? Yo, y'all fucking with me.
SPEAKER_02:No, it's real. Please show him.
SPEAKER_07:It's a flashlight.
SPEAKER_02:It's called a flashlight.
SPEAKER_07:That resembles a flashlight. With a mouth. Why why why is people fucking themselves with a flashlight? They need to see. A flashlight. What the fuck? Yo, y'all can't be serious. That was a pussy lips and mouth. What's that supposed to be? A butthole? It's a different one. Yeah. Hey, yo.
SPEAKER_09:It feels real.
SPEAKER_07:Hey, yo.
SPEAKER_09:Get off with it.
SPEAKER_07:So they jerk themselves with the fleshlight?
SPEAKER_09:Or someone uses it on you? Yeah. Why? Why would wait? It's like it's no different than any other sex toy. It's like foreplay.
SPEAKER_07:So somebody who can actually do it for real is using a flashlight to do it while they do what?
SPEAKER_02:Ain't no different than somebody. In an arm workout? Ain't no different. They just masturbating with a tool.
SPEAKER_09:Or somebody jerking you off.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Hey, yo. That shit is mind-blowing right now. Are you fucking serious? Yeah. Sir, where do you live? Yo. Wait, I'm not. I never knew about that shit. Really? I really knew that's brand new to me.
SPEAKER_09:Let me I don't know if we're just extra nasty. Or he is just extra virgin.
SPEAKER_02:He's Amish. Even then, I still feel like they are more uh they know stuff. Are you calling me an Amish?
SPEAKER_06:I did. They don't deal with it.
SPEAKER_11:Wait.
SPEAKER_07:And this is a okay. All right. So okay. I'm so like I'm flabbergasted. Yeah. So you would you would you use this? Or do you have one? Do you have one? No, I don't have a flashlight.
SPEAKER_02:Nene, you have one? I don't have a penis.
SPEAKER_07:No, but you said you could use it.
SPEAKER_02:Oh no, I don't have one. So why would you need one?
SPEAKER_07:Like it's so you wouldn't need one.
SPEAKER_02:Not for me, but if I wanted to use it on my husband.
SPEAKER_09:So like they they will take people like get them molded. So like porn stars will get their umded and make the fleshlight the same way they will have a dildo mold from yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Well, that makes sense. Okay. Yeah. I I didn't so that's the dildo for the dude.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Oh shit. That is crazy.
SPEAKER_09:Mm-hmm. It's no different. You never seen a sleeve?
SPEAKER_07:No, I never heard of a sleeve before. Yeah, that's the same thing. What is a sleeve?
SPEAKER_02:You stick your dick in the sleeve.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Like a sock?
SPEAKER_09:No.
unknown:Come on.
SPEAKER_09:Who are you? Sex ed today. Right?
SPEAKER_07:First of all, I have never been to a toy store before.
SPEAKER_09:Oh my god, we gotta take them. Really?
SPEAKER_07:Like I I've been to a like a what you call them? Like a porn, not a porn, like a um, what you call them? Sex, sex, uh, like VIP. Yeah, that's what all the toys are. But I I don't I never went to where the top.
SPEAKER_09:He's going in there with his his eyes covered and he just run down the aisle.
SPEAKER_07:No, because the toy, I thought that was all for the female.
SPEAKER_02:No, there's a plethora of toys for men.
SPEAKER_07:I I never knew that. I never I never knew that. Anytime me and my lady went in there, we went in to kind of find her something. I I never knew there was something things in there for dudes.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. Yeah, like a sleeve. And so you like put it in there and just What the fuck is that's like a medicine cat.
SPEAKER_07:Why? Like a medicine cat. Yeah, it's all different kinds. Why would people like why not? So you j so you jerk off in that?
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Yo, that is crazy. I never seen that in my in my I never seen that. That or the uh the flashlight.
SPEAKER_02:Look, you haven't lived until you get to know yourself. Yeah. Well you gotta explore your body. You definitely do.
SPEAKER_09:You gotta explore things.
SPEAKER_02:And with whatever's out there to use, why not?
SPEAKER_07:Wow. I I must I I'm so old school then. I I guess I like I never like toy using toys on a female. I I'm I've done that. I never knew there was toys for like like that for dudes.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, like I pay to have specially trained chipmunks uh nibble on my nipples. I believe that. You got a certain call for them?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Yo, eight chipmunks and their wives running after them.
SPEAKER_09:I call them all Elven.
SPEAKER_07:Yo. That is crazy.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, unless you're in a freak out.
SPEAKER_07:God I thought I was.
SPEAKER_09:I thought like maybe you need to get a flashlight and have your wife use it on you.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. I I'm I it's now it is gonna start, it's gonna feel weird. The whole thing now in my head, I'm gonna feel weird. Why? Yes. I don't think I will be able to. Yeah. I think the most important thing.
SPEAKER_09:I think the most thing I ever got was a cock ring. Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Well, that's the first step.
SPEAKER_09:I mean, how long did it take for you to like be comfortable with that? I wore it once. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:That's it. Okay. I'm just not used to shit like that. I just I feel like I'm I'm doing what I need to do. I don't need enhancements. It that's how I that's how I think of it in my in my head.
SPEAKER_02:It's just like foreplay. You like you and your wife don't do foreplay.
SPEAKER_08:We used to.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So what happened?
SPEAKER_08:We just get to it.
SPEAKER_07:It's like you here now. And she likes that shit. So I I just get I I do what she likes. But then she would get to a level of freakiness, and I'm like, I I'm not prepared for that level of freakiness. I don't know what I should do here. So I learn.
SPEAKER_02:Grab her by the hand and let her lead you.
SPEAKER_07:Nah, I'm good. Because I'll feel weird.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_07:I would feel weird. Because I never did it before, so how the fuck am I gonna leave? You have to release your inhibition.
SPEAKER_09:Feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel the let it in. That's funny. No one else. No one else.
SPEAKER_02:I think you should give it a try.
SPEAKER_09:Speak the words on your lips. Give it a try. You might like it.
SPEAKER_11:Feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it, but enough of that conversation.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, you uncomfortable?
SPEAKER_07:What's next?
SPEAKER_02:Me and Shawna is big fruit.
SPEAKER_09:I'm crazy. I have never not admitted I'm nasty. I don't care. I always love me a good time. Enjoy myself.
SPEAKER_02:Yo. No, seriously.
SPEAKER_09:And others.
SPEAKER_02:Hey, yo.
SPEAKER_09:This is too much. Too much. So we have some female. Okay. So we have a couple of female uh letters. Nice. So God. Our first letter says, oh Lord. Now I'm talking and texting like Mister. I was afraid Sean A would take Mr.'s head off. Can Sean make the tapioca Chinese mayonnaise pie? Yo.
SPEAKER_11:Chinese mayonnaise pie. What?
SPEAKER_09:I'm trying to understand. What was that in reference to?
SPEAKER_02:Combined to all this shit that we talked about, like the tapiota put the tapioca.
SPEAKER_09:She got a flashlight in her mouth. Yup.
SPEAKER_02:I'm trauma bodic. It's um the tapioca pudding.
SPEAKER_07:Deep throat, you'll be over it.
SPEAKER_02:All the times I talk about fucking mayonnaise.
SPEAKER_07:Oh yeah. Oh, so it's like a collection of yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, that's nasty. That is nasty.
SPEAKER_09:Um, our next one says, and this is in relation to our contest. It says, can the pie be split in half so Nene and Sean can get Mr.
SPEAKER_12:Oh my god! Oh my god, yeah.
SPEAKER_09:It's an awesome idea. Beautiful. Wow. Beautiful I think that that works for everyone. Yeah. I mean, it's a table for three. Wow. All three of us should participate. Wow. I agree. I agree.
SPEAKER_07:Well, thank you. Your donations, your your wishes are committed.
SPEAKER_09:So we have one more letter. Oh my god. In relation to the to the contest. And this is coming from our plus one who won the contest. Oh, so the last one wasn't. I don't know if that one was from the plus one who won or just from someone else. Okay, gotcha. But this one says, this was a difficult decision. But you were talking crazy hits the last two episodes. And for that, Nini fuck him up, sis. Mr. This pie is for you.
SPEAKER_12:Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Thank you so much. Yes, yes, and yes, and yes.
SPEAKER_07:Wait a minute. What the fuck did I do?
SPEAKER_12:Oh, you were going, and cigarette titties, you getting all this pie, bitch.
SPEAKER_11:You getting all this pie.
SPEAKER_12:I said cigarette titties.
SPEAKER_07:I don't recall.
SPEAKER_02:I don't recall. Yes, thank you. Thank you.
SPEAKER_07:Yes, ma'am.
SPEAKER_02:Your wish is my command.
SPEAKER_07:I love that. Yes, ma'am.
SPEAKER_09:So can you do it by I hold like your hand? That's all we're doing.
SPEAKER_07:I think you'll go first. And then I guess I lost, so it doesn't really matter.
SPEAKER_09:You're about to get creamed. Whoa. Whoa.
unknown:Whoa.
SPEAKER_09:Whoa, whoa, whoa.
SPEAKER_07:Flashlight shit going to your head.
SPEAKER_09:Thank you so much for your famous. Thank you.
SPEAKER_07:Well, stay tuned to our uh channels, I guess, from uh TikTok to whatever. I will post Instagram.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, we'll announce and post where we're um posting it and when.
SPEAKER_02:Yep. Yes. I can't wait.
SPEAKER_09:You knew it was coming. I knew it was coming.
SPEAKER_02:Nobody likes me.
SPEAKER_07:Nobody likes me.
SPEAKER_02:I can't don't steal my line. Nobody likes me.
SPEAKER_07:At first they liked my voice, but I don't think they like that anymore.
SPEAKER_09:So oh please.
SPEAKER_07:I understand. Not the reverse psychology.
SPEAKER_02:Right?
SPEAKER_07:This is is this prime um gaslighting at his bed? Like, uh, what'd you call that? What'd you call them? Narcissist uh tendencies? I guess.
SPEAKER_02:I didn't really he changed the voice. No, if it was narcissistic, you would have threw it to the intro.
SPEAKER_07:Like, I can't believe.
SPEAKER_02:I'm not getting pied in the face.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, yeah. Well.
SPEAKER_02:I'm the best thing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, I guess I'm not that, but you know. I would have thought that.
SPEAKER_02:Um, so now we're on your uh shit out.
SPEAKER_07:I would have thought I had a chance.
SPEAKER_02:Um don't make me pull mine out.
SPEAKER_07:He just knew he was about to hit one of us in the face.
SPEAKER_02:He did. He really did. Sam The Ball got the bomb.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, shout out to Mom B for dropping the new album, which is fire, by the way. Really? Oh, yeah. It's fire by the way. I'm gonna have to listen. I love it.
SPEAKER_04:I know.
SPEAKER_07:I just thought about it when I dropped the gems. But yeah, it's fire. Um, oh there. You pull up the gems.
SPEAKER_09:All right. Watch all his gems we have about fleshlights now.
SPEAKER_07:Well, since you mentioned it. Um, gem number one, and I genuinely would like to ask this question. So, is it gay to ask a stud where she got her cologne from? Like bitch walking by smelling handsome as fuck.
SPEAKER_02:Uh, why not? It's a question.
SPEAKER_07:Is that gay? No.
SPEAKER_02:Why everybody always wanna put a gay label on everything?
SPEAKER_09:This is such a deeper conversation, and I I don't even want to dive deep into it. Let's I mean, we got a couple minutes. So why was that even a thought process? Yes, but the term gay gay is just happy, ain't it? Yes, yes, that's what it means. But when in relation to meaning like homosexual or lesbian, it has nothing to do with like how do I explain it?
SPEAKER_02:It has I could wear a men cologne and I'm not a stud. So does that like that? What does that what what sense does that make?
SPEAKER_09:You are sexually attracted to the same gender. So when a lot of people now use the term gay for stuff like that, I don't know, it's always weird to me because it's like, how does that make you like the same sex just because they smell handsome, yeah. Like what? It doesn't quite make sense to me, but I understand what they're trying to do to be funny. It's just so weird to me, but I would say no.
SPEAKER_07:I thought it was funny.
SPEAKER_02:And the same thing too, and the same thing goes like if a man walks by you and you smell that same cologne and you like that smells handsome because you want it. Not saying that you want the man, you want the cologne. That doesn't make you gay. Because a lot of chicks walk by me and I'm like, damn, you smell good, girl. What like what is that? I want to get it. I want to smell like that too. That doesn't make me well, now it's the same five 100% if your man walked by. If a man walked by smelling like cucumber melon, and now you're like, I'm like, take that shit off because who the fuck with cucumber melon? It got nothing to do with whether you a man or a woman.
SPEAKER_07:Wait, is that a real scent?
SPEAKER_09:That was an old scent from um Bath and Body Works.
SPEAKER_07:Cucumber melon? Yes. Back in the day.
SPEAKER_02:No, it actually smelled good. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:It just doesn't sound like that's it, but it did smell good.
SPEAKER_02:Everybody used to That's every scent that they had. All of those things.
SPEAKER_09:And what was the purple one?
SPEAKER_02:Um I don't remember the name of it, but I know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_07:Plum apricot.
SPEAKER_02:No, it wasn't was it like passion? It was passion something, wasn't it? Something passion? Passion to love.
SPEAKER_07:What?
SPEAKER_02:You so stupid. It's the purple people leading.
SPEAKER_07:Okay. Gem number two. Let's just move on from that one. So I was eating steak the other day, right? And I I like steak with my A1 sauce, right? You ruined it. I I some steaks you don't need A1 sauce, but certain steaks does. Yeah. I would agree. And then and so I got A1 sauce with this steak, and I was looking at the bottom. I was like, it says established 1861. Right? Wasn't that so in the middle, so here's the gym. So in the middle of the Civil War, someone was like, you know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce.
SPEAKER_09:Let's mix some vinegar with barbecue sauce.
SPEAKER_07:When these companies are established, like, do they not know what's going on in the world?
SPEAKER_09:I guess when you think about it, it's like, does the world really stop just because people are rats?
SPEAKER_07:Very true. Very true. They was like, yo, this deli this steak sauce, yo, this shit bought that. Like, you know what? As soon as they figure their shit out, steak sauce, nigga.
SPEAKER_02:Did your life stop when 9-11 happened? No.
SPEAKER_07:No, it didn't.
SPEAKER_09:I was like, That's when they came out with Mayo Chuck.
SPEAKER_04:I was at the mall.
SPEAKER_07:I was at the mall when that happened. I was buying some jordan. Like, I I heard the news and I still went and bought some Jordans. I was just like, oh I was at work.
SPEAKER_02:I was actually at home. I saw it on the news. And I was like, oh, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_07:So speaking of the uh fleshlight. Yo, you called it. Have you had an orgasm recently? Gym number three. According to a uh according to a study, women need orgasms every 48 hours to give you nutrients and oxygen to all 80 sections of your brain.
SPEAKER_02:Well, I can master and then wait probably like 10-20 minutes.
SPEAKER_07:So after you choke on the dick for getting your trauma out and 48 hours later. Oh shit. So your brain should be working at maximum capacity. What do y'all think about that? So is it every 48 hours for you to that you feel?
SPEAKER_02:Ain't nobody getting every 48 hour orgasms.
SPEAKER_09:What do you mean it's less than that?
SPEAKER_02:I mean as far as 12. I'm not talking about like a person doing it they self.
SPEAKER_09:Oh that's what I mean. Okay. That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_02:So that's not happening. Because that was like what 50 million? Like that's not evident.
SPEAKER_07:But you're you're you're a good orgasm, though. Like you're emancipate.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. We already established that nasty.
SPEAKER_09:So it ain't gonna take nothing for me to rub it out. All right. She rubbing her bean under the table right now. Yeah. Like, what is that sandpaper sound? Yo, get out of here. That tapioca plus one was talking about. Yeah, yeah, for real.
SPEAKER_02:Ain't nothing dry down here.
SPEAKER_07:All right, last one. And this goes to, and it's just so happened that we talked about this, right? So I said I would like talk my way into some shit, and then when I'm in there, I don't know what the fuck to do. So gym number four and last gym, I'll be flirting until I get asked, when can I see you? Now I gotta play dead.
SPEAKER_04:That's me.
SPEAKER_07:That's me.
SPEAKER_04:Hey, yo.
SPEAKER_07:Yo, my wife know I I flirt. Like, I flirt. And I I don't try to do it like just cuz it's just it's a natural, I it's I think natural kind of thing. I don't think it's flirting, I just think it's me being uh nice. But she would she would categorize that as flirting until they was like, well, so can I can I call you? And I'm like, oh shit. I I don't I don't want it to go that way. So uh then I just disappear.
SPEAKER_02:That's why I just don't flirt.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Not no more. Because one, people crazy nowadays. I've come to the terms of niggas is crazy. So I'm not gonna put shit out there for anybody to even be like this, and then you deny them, and next thing now they standing outside your fucking house, your husband in the house looking at you like you crazy because this nigga outside about to kill all of us. Breathing on the window, you know what I'm saying? Like, mm-mm. Yeah, this shit is too crazy now.
SPEAKER_09:I'm a natural flirt.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_09:I think that's uh yeah, and a lot of times I do it like when people flirt with me, and I'm like, okay, this is fun. So I just like see, that's the difference. I like it. I don't know. So I flirt, but then when they get to the point where now they want to move it to that extra step, and I'm like, quack, quack. Those weren't my intentions.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, so that's why I've learned to detach myself if I learned and feeding into it.
SPEAKER_09:I'll do it.
SPEAKER_07:I think that's the difference for me. I can't tell when they're flirting with me. Really? I can't. I can't tell. I thought I think everything is a natural conversation. I think everything is a natural conversation. No, you see what I'm saying? That's bullshit. No, I really do. I I go into it as if it's a natural conversation, and then I would probably say something funny, because I feel like that's what I to for me to be comfortable in a conversation, because nine times out of ten, I don't want to have a conversation. I don't even know if I'm gonna say the right thing. So I would try to crack a joke somewhere, and then that joke become flirtatiously. Yeah, and and and yeah, and then it's like, and then I thought we would just be having a banter at that.
SPEAKER_02:So you ain't flirting, you just having a nervous tick.
SPEAKER_07:Pretty much.
SPEAKER_09:I'm like, oh my god! Your ass crack smells like uh gin and juice. Me and my friend walked in the bar. I got a big dick. You get the joke? Like, what?
SPEAKER_07:And they laugh and say, Oh, you're so funny. And I'm like, oh my god, that shit worked. Yo, there's so many that shit worked. Yo, that's funny. Events I had. Like, that shit worked. I learned that in Arizona, by the way. When I was I You learned a lot in Arizona, hell yeah. That's my joke. Rest in peace, Prodigy. That album is fly. Y'all should listen to it. Oh, he did. Yeah, prodigy been dead.
SPEAKER_02:Where you been?
SPEAKER_07:Oh, that's true.
SPEAKER_02:Give me where you been.
SPEAKER_07:Uh, oh, oh, okay. Yeah. Um, let me do my ladies and gentlemen. Week eight picks has well, let me talk about week seven picks, first of all. Out of the let's see. So, wait, are we on week eight or week nine? We on week eight.
SPEAKER_02:We on week ten.
SPEAKER_07:No, we on week we on week eight.
SPEAKER_02:We on week ten.
SPEAKER_07:No, we're not.
SPEAKER_02:We on week ten.
SPEAKER_07:No, we in fantasy?
SPEAKER_02:No, we're not. We on week ten. We're on week eight. We're on week eight. Look. I'm telling you, it's week ten.
SPEAKER_07:How? Well, maybe you're right. I guess I'm wrong. I don't know. So last week, um I out of the 30 teams, I got 25 of those picks right.
SPEAKER_06:That's pretty good.
SPEAKER_07:So that includes college too. So I I I do this pick them every week. So this week, here's who I have. So Thursday. Uh Chargers Vikings. I pick Chargers, Chargers won. Convincingly, by the way. Um, so come to wait, no, wait, that's Be I'm I'm a yeah, you're right. I'm uh we're supposed to be week nine, ten. I'm all over the place. Don't listen to me.
SPEAKER_11:Don't justice me a judgment now. Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_07:Yo, oh my God. I am all over the place. Cause I realize when this drop, these picks that I'm doing is gonna be already passed.
SPEAKER_04:Mm-hmm. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. Oh well, I don't give a fuck. Let me see.
SPEAKER_11:I tried to tell you. Look.
SPEAKER_07:Well, I ain't got no picks then. Cause I I can't see those. I can't I can't see next week's picks. Pick your own shit. I don't know who's playing. Well, fuck it. I'm just gonna go with this. Because we recording days, so I I'll let you know if I'm right or right. Uh Falcons, Falcons, Dolphins, I got the Falcons, Ravens, Bears, I got the Ravens, Bills, Panthers. I swear if the Panthers win another game, and how Bills has just kind of been all over the place. I got Bills. They should win that game, but Panthers are at home, so who knows? Bengals, Jets, I don't think Jets is gonna win a game this season. Um 49ers, Texans, I got 49ers, Patriots, Browns, I got the Patriots, Giants and the Eagles. I can't wait to see this game tomorrow. I'm going with the Giants again because I chose the Giants the first time. I'll always pick against the Eagles. Eagles at home, they probably would win, but I am hoping the Giants beat them. Uh Buccaneers and Saints, I'm going Bucks, Cowboys, Broncos. Okay, now this is where this is this is where my faith in my team, the Cowboys, um will shift a little because the Broncos is on the roll. They're five and two, they're playing at home. Our defense is trash, but our offense is top tier. So it seems like we can keep up as far as offensive points, but it seems like this is gonna be a shootout and it's gonna come to the last quarter and it's gonna come to a field goal, and we're gonna lose. So I still got the Cowboys winning this game. But if you're betting, I I understand if you go Broncos. Um Colts, Titans, I got Colts, Steelers, Packers, I got Nini, who you got with your team? Steelers, Packers. Steelers, Packers, they're the underdogs. Again, that probably is your favorite team. Um they're the underdogs. They're playing at home. They're they're the uh I got I got I got Packers. And then the Chiefs, commanders, I got the Chiefs. Those are my picks. Uh bet them if you want them. Uh I was I missed five teams last week. So I'm kind of uh I think I'm on a roll. So good luck to you. Hope you do something with those.
SPEAKER_09:I think we should come out and start our, you know, like fund our own team. What are they gonna be like? The Connecticut fleshlights? Yo. The flashlighters.
SPEAKER_07:The flashlighters. So so yep, that's my picks. Um, anything that y'all want to say before we get up out of here? Howabunga. Howabonga. All right.
SPEAKER_12:Quack quack.
SPEAKER_07:Thank you for joining us. We love y'all. Uh see y'all next week. Later, later.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah. Hey, I remember syrup, sandwiches, and gram allowances. But Nr. Counting list, and fact I'm counting this. I get way too bad. Pull up on your black and break it down, play it, trust. A M Cit the B'm, beam put the AM phone. So for DM, you just got the AM phone. If I quit your B'm, I still got my status phone. If I quit the season, I still beat the greatest phone. My left stroke just went viral. Right stroke, put the baby in the spiral. Soprano C, we like to keep it on the high note. It's levels to it, you and I know. Bitch, be humble.
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