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Episode 08: The After Party

• Mister, Nini, Shawn A.

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The morning after a packed party, we’re sore, punchy, and surprisingly honest about what last night taught us. A first-time DJ set felt electric, but the real story was the cost behind the scenes: heavy speakers, no ramp, and a back that filed a formal complaint. From there we pivot into something you can use today—how to walk into an interview prepared without sounding scripted. We talk about bringing notes the smart way, tailoring examples to the role, asking better questions, and sending a memorable follow-up that shows you were truly listening.

Then the headlines land hard. A Texas family survives a drive-by, with the mother alleging her teen son was among the shooters after a fight over dishes. We grapple with the layers beneath the shock—anger, boundaries, and how accountability gets lost long before bullets fly. Next, a pro basketball player in Indonesia faces extreme penalties for THC gummies he says he uses to manage Crohn’s disease. It’s a stark reminder: health and law don’t move at the same speed across borders, and ignorance of local rules can carry life-changing consequences.

The internet’s strangest stories keep coming—rumors of assaults in a city park and a truck crash that reportedly released lab monkeys linked to serious diseases. We separate humor from harm, question how we talk about male victims, and ask what responsible communication looks like when public trust is thin. We also tackle layoffs and AI with a grounded lens: how to future-proof your career, document your impact, and build skills that collaborate with technology instead of competing against it. Along the way we debunk tired myths about who uses SNAP, trade the songs that instantly set us off, and confess the classic ways we bail on phone calls.

It’s equal parts comedy and clarity—real-life recovery, practical career advice, and a thoughtful take on stories that are easy to sensationalize and hard to sit with. If you laughed, learned, or argued with us in your head, hit follow, share this with a friend, and leave a quick review telling us the one interview tip you swear by.

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SPEAKER_08:

Welcome to the table. The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_07:

Our thoughts and views are not to be taken personally. It is not that serious.

SPEAKER_09:

We are trained professionals at being regular ass people. If you can't take what we serving, this is not the table for you.

SPEAKER_07:

Reservation denied. Enjoy the show.

SPEAKER_08:

Welcome back to the table for three, ladies and gentlemen. Today might be the funniest episode you'll probably ever hear. Only because we are trying to recover from the iParty yesterday. Let's see what I think. I don't know what the fuck I just said. But it wasn't yesterday.

SPEAKER_09:

What'd you say?

SPEAKER_10:

It was Friday night. Today is Wednesday.

SPEAKER_08:

I am tired. I am my body hurt. It was a good night, though. We had 500 shots. Thank you for all the people who showed up. I truly appreciate it. I DJ'd my first party and I heard I did well. We had Rum Punch, which I was like the one of the hits of the night. We had Raggedy Lemonade, which was delicious. We had one shot called Liquid Marijuana, which was a hit. But the the biggest drink, the biggest shot that was the best was Michael Myers, which was a great one. Thank you for Sean A and Nini for coming out and helping me set up and make a party a party. Thank you for everybody who came out that actually went in their pockets in. Pay to get in. I appreciate it. I am gonna do another one. I think I should do another because it was a Halloween. Um you know it was a whole bunch of Halloween parties, but I am gonna do another one. Maybe for my birthday.

SPEAKER_04:

But we better, can I get that mother? We don't want to rock cockbox. Can I get salt all around that?

SPEAKER_08:

Alright, we're on the world. Okay. Welcome back. Uh if you're new to the show, I am Mister.

SPEAKER_09:

I am not women.

SPEAKER_08:

You gotta finish. Uh I wasn't gonna say something, just and I'm your boy Swan Anthony. What was all that smacking? My mouth ain't that juicy. How you know? Let's talk about it. I ain't talking about that.

SPEAKER_09:

Who says cause it don't sound juicy?

SPEAKER_08:

That sounded crazy. Yeah, that did. Um I I must tell y'all, listen, my back and I just don't get along. We are not the same age. And I realized that last like Friday night. My back older. My back is a hundred got a world record. And 50 years old, my back is old. And I I mean, all I was doing was standing, DJing. I was just standing. Every now and then I sit down to preserve as much as I can, but I am telling.

SPEAKER_09:

I am the fact that all he did was stand in his body shut.

SPEAKER_08:

My body shut. Yo, my legs hurt, my ankles hurt, my toenails hurt. That's crazy. Not your toenails. Okay. I don't know how DJs do it. Well, they in better shape than me, probably, but not I don't know. Yeah. But and then having to move all the equipment and the speakers that we had in there. That's probably what it was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

That's probably amazing. Oh my God. Because you ain't have no ramp. You had to bring them shits upstairs. Yes.

SPEAKER_08:

Yes. It wasn't a lot of steps, but it was the six steps that I it was was evil. That's the crazy part.

SPEAKER_09:

I was like, I asked. I was like, you need me to help?

SPEAKER_07:

No.

SPEAKER_09:

He was like, mm-mm.

SPEAKER_07:

What you go do?

SPEAKER_08:

She just needed to eat her spinach. But man, we we are I I am recovering addict. Oh my God. Look, I would like first of all, I wouldn't. His brain was like, I cannot comput. It was like air order. Nothing is computing right now. But I have set out. I have set out to accomplish something, and I I accomplished it. That cake ain't going nowhere.

SPEAKER_07:

All this big backery. I don't even know why you closed it. You still don't eat it over.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, she is fucking that cake up. Anyway. I set out to accomplish throwing a party that I DJ officially. I did that. And I ain't never doing that shit again. It was a fun time, though, and you did a good job. I appreciate it. And again, thank you for everybody who came out and enjoyed. Enjoyed everything. What is going on with you and that microphone? It wasn't cake.

unknown:

I think it's supposed to be this thing.

SPEAKER_08:

No, no. It's the wire that's doing it. Move the wire. I don't move this wire 20 times.

SPEAKER_09:

And it just keeps it a slowly.

SPEAKER_08:

You just hold it.

SPEAKER_09:

I don't want to hold it. No hands.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh no.

SPEAKER_09:

That's why what?

SPEAKER_08:

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

SPEAKER_09:

No, let's talk about it.

SPEAKER_08:

No. So how was everyone's oh my God. How was everyone's week? Weekend, other than the party, that was amazing.

SPEAKER_09:

I'm still recovering.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

From how you're talking right now.

SPEAKER_08:

I'm recovering from how I'm talking.

SPEAKER_07:

My week wasn't bad. Um I'm trying to think of what I did. God almighty.

SPEAKER_08:

Besides work. I had two days off. Um I worked three days. Normal. And now, you know, preparing for the weekend.

SPEAKER_09:

It seems to be like a weekly thing. I told you this whole exchange.

SPEAKER_08:

I told you this whole month, I literally worked four-day weeks until this last week was a three-day week. It was it was a it was a blessing. I love it. Oh, we in a whole new month. I know. Yeah, no. When this episode drops, I will be I'll be uh interviewing for my new position. The position I actually wanted. Yeah. Um, I am preparing. What is that bottom? Uh what you're gonna be hitting with this, and I'm gonna be so slow. Like, I am trying to tell you, this is gonna be fucking hilarious. Um the lookover was crazy.

SPEAKER_10:

The way it just turns so fast. It's like, what? I don't know. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh my god, that shit sounded crazy. Uh but yeah, I I'm I'm you know, and that got me thinking. Go ahead, eat that cake.

SPEAKER_09:

Why do you keep telling everybody what I'm doing?

SPEAKER_08:

Everybody know about you? No, nobody knows. The big backery. That shit looked delicious at the time. It is good though. Can I get some of that?

SPEAKER_07:

Lemon cake. I don't know if you said they're gonna be a little bit more than a little bit.

SPEAKER_08:

It's lemon cake. Oh my god, let me get some of that.

SPEAKER_07:

It could be a little lim more lemon, but y'all know what I was saying. Do we?

SPEAKER_09:

I was like, it tastes better than the one we had last time.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, you had another one?

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, the one last week. Yeah, the one last week. Last week.

SPEAKER_08:

I was on vacation. Oh, you have it. Last week was three days ago.

SPEAKER_07:

I was at your party. I know. You ain't had cake. Uh I know.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh white side?

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, I actually do. That looks pretty good. Um, no, I forgot what I was about to say.

SPEAKER_09:

You're about to eat it all. That's because you, your big backery came out looking at my damn cake today. I did.

SPEAKER_08:

Damn, that shit smelled good. Thank you. I'm mad I sniff like that.

SPEAKER_09:

Take some and give it back. I know I am. I got talking at the moment. I was talking too. How are you at? Uh Mike. So yeah, how was your week? Um, again, it took forever. Oh my god, I don't know why these weeks is going by so slow. And then it's like I'm beginning like bombarded with mad work.

SPEAKER_07:

And I feel like they've been moving very quickly for me.

SPEAKER_09:

Really? Mm-hmm. And normally when I get a lot of work, that makes me go through the day faster, but this shit is taking forever. Sir.

SPEAKER_08:

This shit is delicious. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09:

He fucked that shit up.

SPEAKER_08:

That I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_07:

That shit lemon is fucking.

SPEAKER_09:

What?

SPEAKER_07:

I don't know what the fuck. No, I've had some lemon cake.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, that tastes like this tastes like um box cake. And they put like that lemon um artificial flavor in it.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, it's good.

SPEAKER_09:

Cause this is like yellow cake without lemon.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah. My week was good.

SPEAKER_09:

Um cake got him fucked up. Right.

SPEAKER_08:

That shit, that shit is delicious. I should about the spike now. Oh my god. Anyway. Get him insulin. I have been all for insulin. Have you? For like eight months now. Oh wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_09:

Good for you. That's good. Speaking of, I'm sorry. When you said insulin, that just triggered a memory. When me and Sean A went to our parents' um award ceremony and they served juice. So on the table they had like water and a thing of iced tea. When I tell you, I was like, somebody from the hood made this shit because you wouldn't even think that was iced tea at all.

SPEAKER_07:

You just dumped sugar in it.

SPEAKER_09:

It was so black and it was like we had to put water in it.

SPEAKER_07:

Damn. Yeah. That probably didn't even help. And it wasn't even us, it was everyone at the table outside of my father, had to put water in it.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, your father was like, This shit is dry.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_09:

Because he asked the lady to bring a picture of fucking Kool-Aid that was made to say the ruddest Kool-Aid I've ever seen in my life.

SPEAKER_07:

Wow. Yeah, he was just drinking and drinking.

SPEAKER_09:

With no chaser.

SPEAKER_08:

Damn. Oh, I know what I was about to say. Yeah. I was talking about my interview. Uh-huh. And I got to thinking. When you go to an interview, do you go you ha you go prepared, right? How prepared do you go in the interview? Like I'm trying to see like what people how people uh What do you mean by prepared? Like, do you go in kind of just knowing what you're gonna say? Or like a uh kind of like an outline of what you're gonna say?

SPEAKER_07:

For the most part, yeah. I kinda cause you kind of have an idea of what they might ask, but I also like um do my research on the position and like the duties to be able to speak to the work that I would potentially be doing. Right.

SPEAKER_08:

Now, the reason I ask that is my last three interviews, I brung my research with me. There's nothing saying that you can't bring anything written down on paper.

SPEAKER_07:

Correct.

SPEAKER_08:

Right? So I'm thinking like, why make this so stressful when trying to answer any questions when you can just gotta write like your general responses and kind of you have it right there in front of you to kind of be like Because a hiring manager for the most part wants to at least feel like authentic, you are answering off the cuff.

SPEAKER_07:

I what I am technically. If you come in with pre-written notes, not off the cuff.

SPEAKER_08:

No, if it's notes, it's not like pre-written, but it's just some like like if I have to remember all my job duties, and it what if it's a plethora of job duties? I I want to make sure I'm more I'm being more detailed as possible. So I'm writing down my job duties, the details of it. That's not like that's authentic. I'm just I want to make sure I give you all the information I have.

SPEAKER_09:

But do people really go in and tell every specific duty that they're well they say, well, in this interview, they would just say be as detailed as possible.

SPEAKER_08:

So I'm I'm gonna be a like all the stuff that I've been doing, and it's been a lot on top of helping other people and stuff like that. Um I I have a tendency if I don't have like prepared notes or anything, I'm gonna go in there and just say like two or three things because everything else has escaped me, plus the nervousness of it not being able to recall as quickly as I want to. I think bringing notes on the things that I did, and I've done it a few times, especially in that type of environment interview, they they're all around the table, and I've been the interviewer at one point. So I sitting around the table, they're not even looking at you, they're kind of just writing notes and stuff like that. So bringing bringing things to that.

SPEAKER_07:

So a lot of times people will bring like their resume or CV.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_07:

And they'll bring that to, even if they've already submitted it, they'll bring that um to pass out um for whoever's um doing the interviewing. Just because, you know, they may not have um brought their own copy of what you sent previously, and it just shows that you're a little more prepared. But it also that is your notes now at that point. Yeah. And it doesn't look like you're bringing cue notes to the yeah, like cue cards.

SPEAKER_08:

So this is what I do. I'll bring a notepad and be like, I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna also take notes. Like if they're taking notes, I'm gonna also take notes so I can remember stuff and remember names and stuff like that. Yeah. So if I email them after the uh interview, I can email thank you, whatever, for the opportunity and stuff like that. So I do that to take names, but on my other page, I got some of my responses.

SPEAKER_07:

So that also allows you to um be able to ask questions. Yeah. I got my questions on my notepads. Yeah. On things that they say, and then you're able to come back with questions.

SPEAKER_08:

I go into each interview with three prepared questions, right? And then I will try to 30 days or less. 30 days or less, yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Okay.

SPEAKER_08:

And then I'll try to create two of them within the stuff that they say. So I was just asking if that was like a normal thing that people would do. But I I like I literally will bring responses.

SPEAKER_07:

I would say, um, like kind of to what Nene said, um, like be as detailed as possible, but be as detailed with the most important portions of your job that are the most relatable to that position. Yeah. So that you're not just naming everything you do. They'll take that as you sounded a little arrogant. And all of it is not necessarily maybe relevant, or some of them are like minor duties or tasks that they're like, okay, yeah, that's cool. Everybody kind of does that.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, all right, gotcha. That's just that was the sum I want to bring up. But anyway. But good luck. Thank you. Yeah, good luck. So, what is going on in the world?

SPEAKER_09:

So there's this Texas family that survives a drive-by shoot and after 60 rounds fired into their home. Mother claims her mother claims her 16-year-old son was the one, one of the suspects, who tried to kill her husband because he told him to wash the dishes. There's audio. I could see that. I bet you can.

unknown:

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03:

Joining us, I am Ernie Zunigo. And I'm Stephania Jimenez. Fear and heartbreak for local parents only where shots fired at their home. Their son is actually one of the suspects.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, so tonight, the night teams Avery Everett takes us to South Bear County, where that couple is calling for accountability.

SPEAKER_05:

They didn't come over here to send no message. They came over here to kill my husband.

SPEAKER_01:

A threat gone too far. That's how Erica and Jesus Negrete described the shooting their family survived.

SPEAKER_05:

It started with his report card. He was missing four credits. We asked him, you know, to do the dishes and he started slamming stuff, and from there he that was the first time he had made a a threat towards my husband, saying that he was gonna put a bullet in his forehead.

SPEAKER_01:

That was the first threat Erica says her 16-year-old son made to his stepfather Jesus back in June. The second came on August 24th. She says her son posted a photo of a local joining us, I am ready.

SPEAKER_08:

Wow, okay.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_08:

Do the dishes, little nigga.

SPEAKER_09:

But the crazy part about it, right, is your mother in the house? So you give a fuck about your mother, Eva? So they were spraying up the house? Yeah, they sprayed the house. That is crazy. 60 rounds. That's wild. And what if you had siblings in there? What brings you to that point though?

SPEAKER_07:

Like, is it that's it?

SPEAKER_09:

Over dishes.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

Like, I mean, it could be the fact that he's just like, fuck you, nigga, you ain't my dad telling me what to do, but still.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, it's like, but still, that don't even That's a bitch way to do things, yo. If you gonna talk about that shit, why why get two other people and then spray the whole house? Like, you're killing everybody.

SPEAKER_09:

Kind of idiot. They probably talked him into that because I can't understand why. Yeah, he they she said they said that he was older, like he probably was like talking shit and they was like, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_08:

I'm not going to let him off the hood like that. Oh, I'm not letting him off the hood. No, not like that, but I'm saying, like, he's accountable. He probably went in there wanting to do that shit, and he was like, Yeah, let's do that shit. He was looking for a reason.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. Because dishes.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, for seriously. And it was probably like two cups and a plate. It's only like, you know what I'm saying? Little leftover burritos on there.

SPEAKER_07:

Parents over exaggerate sometimes.

SPEAKER_10:

They just had a quince and it's a and they had like a hundred people over. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

He had all these dishes over there. Salsa dip on there. You know what?

SPEAKER_08:

Quesadilla's dried up, so yeah. Yeah. Sour cream all over the place. Guacamole. Well, Jesus, man. What's that? What was his name? Nigeradas. Yo. Yo, we got all racist as fuck. Fast as fuck. No, you did. I know. I haven't said a word. Some beans was burnt.

SPEAKER_09:

Yo, get out of here. Stop. Not my dad.

SPEAKER_08:

He might go.

SPEAKER_09:

He wanna shoot up the place.

SPEAKER_08:

He won't do 50 over here. Yeah, 50 rounds.

SPEAKER_07:

That's horrible. So yo. Did you guys see um that story about um Jared Shaw, the um 35-year-old uh basketball player from Dallas? He plays um overseas. And he is currently facing life in prison or death um execution by firing squad. Oh shit. For being arrested in Indonesia in possession of over$400 worth of uh THC gummies. So he allegedly he reports that he uses the medicine or the gummies um because he has Crohn's disease, which is a inflammatory condition that causes a lot of pain. And he has a lot of pain in his uh stomach and stuff. It's uh incurable. Unfortunately. And so all you pretty much can do is like manage the pain. Manage the pain. Um and I don't know if you guys remember, like, remember uh Britney Greiner, like a few years when she uh was in Russia and her vapes, and she was about to go down for a long time. But they caught him um he had a package being delivered at the um his apartment.

SPEAKER_08:

That shit is crazy.

SPEAKER_07:

I know it's important. So he had a package delivered in the lobby of his apartment um complex, and when he went to collect it, he got met with ten undercover police officers. They was watching his eyes. Oh, they set him up. Either way. Because do you really think that when you're having stuff shipped that someone's not checking these packages and stuff? I mean, and don't get drawing I know that things get through all the time delivering stuff. Um through your trade of thought off. But he was a former Utah State um basketball player.

SPEAKER_08:

Utah State.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. Um while you you you know Utah State.

SPEAKER_09:

You know what my thing is about that though? Wow. You know you over there, and this is what makes it look suspicious. Why didn't you see what their laws was?

SPEAKER_07:

So a lot of people were saying that. They were like, you have to research these countries that you're going into to know what's acceptable and what's not. Like, what are their laws? What are their rules?

SPEAKER_09:

Because you're living there, so that would make sense to want to know what their rules are.

SPEAKER_07:

Things that could be just everyday things that we do over here. Don't fly over there. Do not fly. Um, and so you have to be very careful. Even some of those countries that you go into, like, even for women, like you know, things that you wear or what have you, like you should take offense to, or it's illegal, and you can't just do certain things. Like, uh-uh, she got edges. And that's why you have to or she don't got edges. You gotta be very careful. Fire squad. A lot of the liberties that we have, yeah, it's not over there, but he is um he's away in his court hearing. He's currently being iron squad, though.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah. Um well, he won't need that pain, will go away pretty quick. Turn your mic off.

SPEAKER_07:

It's not, it's incurable. I know. He talks about him getting dying now. Iron Squad.

SPEAKER_09:

Turn your mic off.

SPEAKER_07:

So he's still gonna have crowns. All the groans.

SPEAKER_08:

What's wrong? Everything okay over there, Sean?

SPEAKER_09:

Yo. Uh you are absolutely so unnecessary.

SPEAKER_08:

Everything okay? Alright? All right. Well, good luck to him.

SPEAKER_10:

Hope he home scot free.

SPEAKER_08:

Well, it can't be scot-free.

SPEAKER_09:

He'll still have at least that was quieter. I hope that he actually it sounded like they just by firing squad for some gummies. Yeah. It's wild. And they know they ate them when they took them. Not that serious.

SPEAKER_08:

Like, yeah, that's it. Especially if he needs them for to manage the pain.

SPEAKER_09:

But go to an Indonesian doctor, get a medicinal card there or something. Like.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah. I mean, they give free BBLs to people. Like, why why is it like Do they in Indonesia? I don't know. People be going to odd places to get BBLs and shit. Would it be an IBL? Yeah. I'm just curious. Crohn's BL.

SPEAKER_07:

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_09:

My IBM wild.

SPEAKER_07:

Did you just just move? Move right past it. My bad. I was clear. Yeah. Just let him be.

SPEAKER_09:

Don't leave me out on this ledge by myself. So this is an interesting thing that I came across, and I have no clue if it's true or not, but I thought it was hilarious. Hilarious? Yes.

SPEAKER_10:

That's a fact.

SPEAKER_09:

Hilarious. So a disturbing incident in a local Texas city park left a man sexy. She's in Texas a lot. Yeah. I know. New Florida.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, did I beat you to the punch?

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, I'll put the child in sync. Bye-bye. Never.

SPEAKER_08:

Jesus Christ. We're not a team. She was like, you eat my cake. Right? Y'all fuck that piece up, though.

SPEAKER_09:

Um, a disturbing incident in local Texas City Park left a man sexually assaulted while jogging. Reportedly by a group of women. The news quickly went viral, and in the following week, hundreds of men reportedly returned to the park to jog.

SPEAKER_08:

Hey, yo. That was horrible. Where was this at?

SPEAKER_09:

In Texas. It doesn't say the town, though.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_09:

But that's crazy. Why are you about to go jogging?

SPEAKER_08:

I mean, my body hurts, so I gotta go work out.

SPEAKER_07:

You would have went in a wheelchair.

SPEAKER_08:

I know.

SPEAKER_07:

Electronic wheelchair.

SPEAKER_09:

Can you imagine the amount of men bent over tiny shoes being in the children? Can you imagine it? Can you imagine the type of women that's doing it? Please enlighten us.

SPEAKER_07:

You know, it gotta be somebody that can run.

SPEAKER_08:

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_07:

Well, they're jogging.

SPEAKER_08:

That's all they could do. I mean, running the cabin out of the opposite. Who do you think is doing it? I don't know.

SPEAKER_07:

No.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, let's please. You brought it up.

SPEAKER_08:

What type of women do you think is doing it? Uh, I would say those that don't usually find dates easily. Um, those who feel like there's no other option, but you gotta gang up on a male jar. Oh.

SPEAKER_09:

So they just got a group of um women, yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

Desperate, uh, but ugly, uh but I mean like but ugly. But why they gotta be ugly? I said but ugly. They're not ugly. But why they gotta be butt ugly? No, I'm saying they're everything but ugly. No, you tried it. No, that's what I said. You know, those that give it up.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. Stop. So you think that the only people who would sexually assault someone has to be desperate, ugly, and can't find anybody. Yeah. Can't run. Like, do you know like that? Like, how they catch the mean? There's married people. There's a flock of them.

SPEAKER_09:

Don't just because it's a flock of women, don't mean they all run the same thing.

SPEAKER_08:

Right. Yeah, floor four blocking the path. A couple hiding in the bush. Did you just turn it?

SPEAKER_07:

Sound like you just playing this whole thing out. Like you had a woman.

SPEAKER_08:

Yo, what?

SPEAKER_07:

No, I don't know. I don't know. They got a little missed out fire. Um talking about hello.

SPEAKER_10:

I see you're talking.

SPEAKER_07:

No, I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08:

I don't know why women, those women did that.

SPEAKER_07:

Uh something's wrong with them.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, they all they all could have been. Yep. They could. I was I wonder if you're still saying, so I'm gonna go ahead and say what he might have possibly been saying. Like, maybe there was a group of women who got assaulted. It was like, you know what? Let me return the feeling. Oh my god. And they came up. They was like, gang, gang.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, yeah, I wasn't going that way. No, you wasn't? Okay, good.

SPEAKER_07:

Well, people do, though. People do. I know, but the odds of a group of sexually assaulted. Well, maybe they're willing. Welling together to sexually assault people in the park is wild.

SPEAKER_09:

Yes, sexually assaulted vigilantes. Maybe mentally. The fuck out of here. Not impossible. Oh my God. Yeah, we agree on that.

SPEAKER_08:

That's very possible. And I will not. Something mentally. No, there's something mentally at this table. I can't believe I said that.

SPEAKER_07:

No, we will not.

SPEAKER_09:

That's a horrible thing. That's wild. But it's wild. No, but the fact that men, men ain't shit. I was like, you know what? Let me go ahead. So because you considered in the same group that you were trying to put these women in.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. Yeah. Bald and Most men don't view like sexual assault.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

They don't view it as sexual assault.

SPEAKER_09:

I think it's stupid. I know.

SPEAKER_07:

It takes their uh they feel like it takes their hardware, you know. Like, if you like, oh my god, I was the guy's gonna be like, Why are you mad?

SPEAKER_08:

But the the group of men that went out there to start jogging, they probably just as bad.

SPEAKER_07:

I wonder if the women like I did everything but last time pass by, like, they was like, nope, not that one. Oh no.

SPEAKER_08:

Like, how are they choosing them, right? Like a douche.

SPEAKER_09:

Like it's great sweats. Um if you think about it, they don't really have to hide. They can like hide in place, right? Because they nobody talking at each one about the sexually saw me in. Right. If I just if I can't call him in the dude like yoga in the park.

SPEAKER_07:

No, like mothers against drunk driving in the like. Oh my god, that's not yo.

SPEAKER_09:

Might as well stay with the essay of vigilantes.

SPEAKER_08:

What kind of texture was that like? Was it just rubbing on their leg, or they was like fucking them?

SPEAKER_09:

You never know they could attack them.

SPEAKER_07:

It was great.

SPEAKER_09:

They could have attacked and bit him over and use something.

SPEAKER_08:

Yep. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_09:

They probably assaulted. Oh it was great. They probably assaulted him with their dildos or something. You never know.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09:

I'm just saying, like, you never know. They just tied him down and everybody hopped off the time. What did you say? Oh, we're gonna get past the topic.

SPEAKER_07:

Okay. So it's another interesting story. Um, so there was a a truck that crashed in Mississippi. Oh no. That was carrying um monkeys. Monkeys. I read about this. With herpes, hepatitis C, and COVID. Um, and they escaped after the truck crashed. And it never do.

SPEAKER_08:

I was set up. They get rid of Missouri.

SPEAKER_07:

Six monkeys fled. They say five of them were shot, and one remains on the loot, so that must be Caesar. Um police are warning that you know, the animal is a crock and walk at her be monkey. It should not be all these. Don't do that. But obviously, I mean, you see that they were they were being tested on. Um, but come on, people. Like if each monkey had all of these things. Or like if there was like, you know, a research study, so this group had herpes, this group had COVID, or did were they injecting them with like all of these things? Why were they transporting them?

SPEAKER_08:

Right? Into where? Into where? And do the trailers randomly just crash. They crash, but I'm like, you would think that type of transportation for that important uh transporting it have more better like costs.

SPEAKER_09:

One of the monkeys was smart, like you said, like Caesar. Broke out the cave, scared the shit out of the driver, he swerved truck tipped over free monkeys.

SPEAKER_08:

If they if they fuck around and mate. Well, what? I don't know, squirrels. It's over.

SPEAKER_09:

Don't get off.

SPEAKER_08:

I mean the monkeys, they don't know no better than babies.

SPEAKER_07:

Somebody said that the monkey that we have a stereo color haircut.

SPEAKER_09:

He does, look at it. Like, what?

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, that's a that's a white boy. Oh, is this the white boy?

SPEAKER_09:

This is the start of resonance. Black people can't be racist. This is the start of resonating. You can be prejudiced, you can't be racist. Right. Please continue, because I don't know where he keeps going.

SPEAKER_08:

I told you. My body hurt. What that got to do with your mouth?

SPEAKER_09:

Don't answer that. Don't answer that. I'm just about to answer you. I know you asked. Wow.

SPEAKER_08:

Very nice.

SPEAKER_09:

So Amazon, and I don't even think it's just Amazon, but we're gonna talk about Amazon today. Amazon is to lay off around 14,000 employees. Layoff. Don't come for me, sir. I'm just trying to figure I'm trying to figure out the um 14,000 employees from corporate workforce. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_08:

14,000 Amazon people about to be uh laid off, yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

But that's not the only place though, I heard.

SPEAKER_08:

You said laid off, right? Or laid off. Laid off, right?

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, like they haven't been laid off yet. They will be.

SPEAKER_08:

But um do you know why? What last time you got laid off? Don't answer that question.

SPEAKER_09:

Don't answer that, please. Don't do it. Oh because, like me and Sean said, what's gonna happen?

SPEAKER_07:

The robots.

SPEAKER_09:

Yep, AIs, they doubling down on humans.

SPEAKER_07:

I gotta do robot stuff because it's they're saving themselves money. Some money. Yep.

SPEAKER_08:

Until something happened, and you get to Amazon.

SPEAKER_09:

They gotta do with the employees though.

SPEAKER_08:

The later plug, they want to go for No, I'm saying like and there's gonna be some incident that some package is gonna be wrong. It's gonna have like a effective monkey in a package. And they're gonna send it to you. They're gonna have an effect. When it's supposed to go to like a CDC, it's gonna go to your house. And it's like they got the label wrong. You open a pack a package and affected monkey come out, bite you, you turn into a zombie.

SPEAKER_09:

Why are we still back on top?

SPEAKER_08:

It just goes down up there.

SPEAKER_07:

Interesting enough, the university um that was doing the testing on these monkeys claimed that the monkeys um are not infectious.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, so they can't spread it.

SPEAKER_07:

I don't believe it. I don't believe it either.

SPEAKER_09:

Right, because if you came up with a cure, why he would still get it.

SPEAKER_08:

Crowd control. They don't want people to panic.

SPEAKER_07:

They said this is the start of Resident Evil 28 Days Later. Umbrella.

SPEAKER_08:

And then AI is.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, speaking of that, that's interesting. Did I put that in here too? That you talked about it in like a start, like the whole Resident Evil thing or 28 days later, the zombie apocalypse, and it says like the worst dates that won't survive. And we're one of them. Really? Yeah, because um, the city basically. Um it's overcrowded, and our water, our fresh water supply. We have it, but it's not um, it's not sustainable, really. So the zombies would water. And the places that they said is the best is everything that's basically like certain places in mountain areas and all that, yeah. I was like, dang, I thought that was crazy.

SPEAKER_08:

Go to actual Poland Spring. I'll be out there.

SPEAKER_07:

Wait, I'm sorry, you couldn't find a group of zombie women raping people with springs.

SPEAKER_08:

Watch another watching other zombie joggers and shit.

SPEAKER_09:

It did say Maine and Alaska was good places to survive a zombie party. I was like, oh, that's good. But I thought that was interesting. I was like, oh shit, Connecticut. Yeah, I thought that was a me.

SPEAKER_08:

I thought I know where to go when I can get the fucking body. I got a car in the road to me. Yep. I got a car and it snows out there, so zombies in the snow.

SPEAKER_09:

A zombie apocalypse, and you gonna get in the car and try to make it to me while everybody else is to me while everybody else is on the road. Oh, it's just inevitable. It's a zombie apocalypse.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh yeah. Your car probably only gonna get so far. No, I mean as far as like, because everyone in the car too. Yes, and then people crashing, and then cars are left. And then you got people fighting over the gas, and people trying to steal your car. Yeah. Now you on foot walk in the main, and we see what your body built like.

SPEAKER_09:

How many miles you think you would you you could possibly make without giving up?

SPEAKER_08:

I am reluctantly like determined to even at survival and even through pain, I just want to get shit done. So even like the the the party that even though the delay response is crazy.

SPEAKER_07:

Maybe I'll you guys are absolutely ridiculous. I'm not gonna take this to be.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07:

Whatever. Oh, you guys seen um, you know, uh Clarissa Shields is right in the box. Oh yeah, she's trying to get out. Uh keeps trying to challenge Layla Ali um to come out of retirement and watch her stylist because she believes that she is um the world's champion at this point, and that nobody can beat her. And she wants her opportunity to beat one of the greats, um, so that she can leave her mark on the world. And see, that's what non-great people would do. There's like a lot of there's been a lot of back and forth for months now between them on whether or not Layla's gonna come out of retirement and do it. Because Layla Ottly, chill out. Thank you. And I think that's where she falls short is this woman has put in her time. This woman has achieved something that most people don't ever get to.

SPEAKER_08:

Like real real well-known female boxer. Yeah. And I'm sure there's the like people before her that don't get the recognition, but I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_09:

So what happened to uplifting your friends, or are you mad at her for saving money? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

So when she buys a house, it's better than all y'all combined. Listen. Get the fuck out of here. Angel friend.

SPEAKER_07:

They actually, in my opinion, have a poor person's mentality. Absolutely. If you know anything.

SPEAKER_09:

And they don't flash it either.

SPEAKER_07:

And who the fuck cares that she has a 2019 for real?

SPEAKER_09:

It's a lot of people who don't even have that.

SPEAKER_07:

Thank you. You know, like a pocket. You were the oh, you make just as much as us. Okay. And she probably got money in the bank because she's not out here recklessly wasting her money. And she's still able to have a good time and enjoy herself. That's right. And maybe she's a-outfit don't look dusty. Maybe she can't go home. Maybe she's content with the life that she has.

SPEAKER_08:

You know how much stuff that comes with a home? Especially if you're like, I'm not, I don't know if she's single or not, but it's uh if she's single, why that's all extra expenses and all extra room that she probably don't even need. Plus, she got cookies.

SPEAKER_07:

I understand it.

SPEAKER_08:

That's where all the extra teats come from. I was wondering what the shit on your back was.

SPEAKER_09:

That's so nasty. But imagine I hope you get mad with 135 degree um. No, but imagine you give this whole heartfelt like, yes, bitch, we had a time last night, and you get a response like, no, you dusty bitch. We don't want to be friends with you no more. That's fucking horrible. Because they were never her friends. I know that. I know that, but you know, a lot of people don't realize that.

SPEAKER_08:

And then one year, her glow up is gonna be crazy, and then they're gonna be like, I was saying like the shit that she's gonna get to get all the stuff that she really wants because she could get that and still have money in the bank where that the mother bitch is broke.

SPEAKER_09:

Clearly, she is saying sheen is what she wants. Like, and I understand her because I don't need no designer shit either. The fuck?

SPEAKER_08:

Why am I wasting my money? I'm not lining these people's pockets.

SPEAKER_09:

They don't give a shit about us anyway.

SPEAKER_07:

But it's like even if you because I don't care what nobody has, and I'll you spend your money on what you spend your money on. Yeah, for real. And if you like designer, you like designer, but why is that a criteria for a friend group? Yeah, for a fact. Why does that determine whether or not someone fits in your group based on what you're wearing? Yeah, like that's really wild.

SPEAKER_09:

The main key that she said is you make the same amount of money as us.

SPEAKER_07:

So she's not broke.

SPEAKER_09:

Right.

SPEAKER_07:

So chooses a certain lifestyle.

SPEAKER_09:

Thank you.

SPEAKER_07:

You bitches they did you a favor, boo. No, absolutely. Absolutely. That's crazy. I got a question for you guys.

SPEAKER_09:

I don't want it.

SPEAKER_07:

So, what's the song that you guys hear that pisses you off immediately? Any take song. Really? Why is that? Let's talk about it.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, let's dig deep.

SPEAKER_07:

Nah. Take is a good singer. He's always very sexual when he sings. It's all about loving. Mm-hmm. Warmth.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah. Warm.

SPEAKER_07:

Lady. Um. You answer gotta come back. I would say any YN song. I just can't do it with that.

SPEAKER_08:

Does that include like Cardi B type shit? Because they do Yang type music, right?

SPEAKER_07:

Uh I'm talking more of like shoot 'em up, bang bang. Yeah, like NBA board like that type of thing.

SPEAKER_08:

An Ali Chopper type shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

I just can't. I just can't do it. I mean, there are certain, like, I like like little baby.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Like that. But some of these, they just a little too out there.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

And I just can't do it with that young generation.

SPEAKER_09:

Soak the chakra. Any song is nasty.

SPEAKER_08:

Really?

SPEAKER_07:

He's offbeat all the time.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh my god, it fucking irritates me so bad.

SPEAKER_08:

Just sounded horrible in that, didn't he?

SPEAKER_09:

I was irritated. I don't even know. Like, you have a be so irritated, but you can't stop watching it even though it's bothering you. And you're just like, this can't be real. That's the part that I that's the only part I watched because I refuse to watch the rest of it anyway. But I watched that part and I was like, oh my god, people like this shit.

SPEAKER_07:

A lot of people were saying Boots on the ground. It was like, I'm tired of hearing that song. It was like.

SPEAKER_09:

No, because over the summer they went, they went they went real hand with that song. And even I did too. So I don't even want to hear it no more at this point for myself because I kept playing it.

SPEAKER_08:

Is that a uh line dance thing? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Okay, yeah. That's funny though. Yeah. So we got some fan mail. Oh.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh yeah. Well, first of all, we're we're getting to the pie stuff soon.

SPEAKER_07:

The American pie.

SPEAKER_08:

Uh, I would say we're gonna pie film that next next weekend.

SPEAKER_09:

It's gonna be steamed hot apple pie. It's gonna be 155 pie pie. See how Mr. Fay went through it.

SPEAKER_07:

So, uh, Mr. This is for you. Oh no. No. Um I don't this person uh quoted you um in one of the previous episodes where you uh say uh nobody likes you. You were in your feelings, says nobody likes me. Mr. Are you traumatized? I heard deep throating helps you heal trauma.

SPEAKER_09:

Hey yeah, touche, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_08:

Um that's funny.

SPEAKER_07:

I think our fan house day is all dedicated to you. Oh shit. I was just joking. Our next letter says, and this is based off of last week's um episode, it said, um, Mr. Giving Trash Dick, sounds like you were a 30-day or less victim. Yes, I was.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, that's funny.

SPEAKER_07:

But I I bounced back the second time, so uh we go with that. Um and then this goes back to uh that story about how deep throating can potentially heal trauma. It says, I know you're a lie. I heal my trauma by inflicting pain on others. Come here, little bitch, so I can hurt your feelings. What?

SPEAKER_09:

Come here, little bitch, let me hurt your feelings. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_07:

But show me the way because it might get bit. Oh shit. What?

SPEAKER_08:

Yikes. I think she that person got some trauma that they gotta do work through. Yeah. Whatever that is.

SPEAKER_09:

I get them throat chakras.

SPEAKER_08:

Jesus. And that's our female. Well, thank you, R plus ones. Um my god.

SPEAKER_10:

That shit was funny though.

SPEAKER_08:

Always bout bounce back the second time. I get my get back. I have to. I think that's like a I think that's a rule that dudes do, especially if they feel like the well, I don't know if that's the case, but for me, like if I don't if I don't feel like I'm giving it what I what I need it, I need to come back for a second time.

SPEAKER_07:

Now, is that with anybody you interact with or someone that you actually care enough to be like, oh no, I gotta make this up.

SPEAKER_08:

Any females that that choose to say yes and want to take it to that level, I'm always trying to put the best foot forward.

SPEAKER_07:

Okay.

SPEAKER_08:

So thoughtful. And it I I don't know what that is. I don't know why I do that. Yeah. But I don't want my I don't want my legacy to be like your pride. I don't want anybody to walk away and say, you know, because they talk. You know, you know, they talk. So I don't want to talk to me like that motherfucker's trash. I I don't ever want to hear that shit. Now, I'm not saying somebody haven't said that, but I never heard it.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

But I have it to the point where it was it was told to another female and then the female wanted to try. Okay. And I was like, oh.

SPEAKER_09:

Because female, females have different experiences with guys. Oh like two feet two separate females can sleep with a guy, one would think it's trash, and the other would be like that shit is amazing. So that's why, like, for me, if somebody, oh, that motherfucking dick was trash, it's like, do you think? You gotta find out. I don't have to find out. I'm not just gonna be like, oh, I heard her shit was trash. It's just like I'll come up with my own opinion if that was the case of it. Like, just like with movies, you don't listen to people if they think the shit was trash, you gotta find out for yourself. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

So would you rather not be told, or would you I wanna know.

SPEAKER_08:

I wanna know. I want to enhance my performance. Yeah, I want to know what I don't don't I want to know what I don't know.

SPEAKER_07:

So because that's interesting, especially based on like what Nini just said, because different people have different experiences. So you could be with somebody who y'all just don't vibe, and so they think it's trash, and if they now voice that to you, and now you changing something that may actually I'm adding. Right, but it may actually do the opposite of what you're hoping that it would do. So if I have a uh when you were actually okay the first time, it was just that person.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, if I have an ammunition belt and one's not working, I know I can go in the bag and find something else.

SPEAKER_09:

But what if so what he's saying is if that other bag you dug into made it worse? It might got you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

Well, hopefully I won't get to that point.

SPEAKER_07:

That's crazy. That's crazy. What's my favorite part of the show? Yes.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, all right. First I thought this was interesting.

SPEAKER_09:

Um I bet you did.

SPEAKER_08:

Some of y'all come from families that never told y'all never hold y'all accountable. That's why you think your behavior is normal. There have been a they've been they've been enabling you for so long, you don't even realize how messed up you really are. I find that spot on.

SPEAKER_07:

I think it's very true. I think there's a lot of truth to that.

SPEAKER_08:

I think a lot of past experience that you bring, and I I want to make an example, but I don't want to I don't wanna say who it is. But man. Some of their upbringing, and you be can sometimes try to tell them like, yo, things don't I I worry about I worry about people that that way though.

SPEAKER_07:

Like I think they got a point here. I just like it. I think that's why we are where we are right now a society where so many people is out here doing certain things and acting a fool. Um, it's because they haven't ever been held to any type of consequence or you know held responsible for some of the things that they've done. Um, especially a lot of these maggots, you know, and a lot of these people are um you know participation trophy kids where you know they don't know what loss is, they don't know what consequence is or discipline, and so it's always just been, oh no. Yeah, you know, Johnny's great, and leave Johnny alone. Yeah, you know, let Johnny just act a fucking fool. And now Johnny out here acting a fucking fool.

SPEAKER_08:

That's why that teacher was talking to the black voice trying to hold them little kids uh accountable. Yeah. But that was part of her job. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Definitely doing a disservice.

SPEAKER_08:

So that leads me to my gym number two, right? Now with the government shutdown and all that, all the um EBT has stopped. I believe, right?

SPEAKER_07:

Snap benefits.

SPEAKER_08:

Snap benefits and all that shit. So my gym number two says black women are not the face of food stamps.

SPEAKER_07:

Thanks. Amen.

SPEAKER_08:

Because from what I'm hearing, because of this government shutdown, it ain't us that's been affected. It's me.

SPEAKER_09:

But people, we've been saying that for years. No, the statistics that they're and it's just that's what these MAGA lovers seem to always want to fall to is old ass information is no longer valid. It's actually or just deflecting. I was about to say, and and and and um they know that they still irritate some. Yes. They irritate some with those comments. And um, but that's kind of dying out now. Like y'all keep saying it's been like, oh, y'all think y'all won. Good for you, Karen. Shut the fuck up. Like, it don't work no more. It just don't work no more. Go talk to yourself.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, um, people are using their um snap benefits to get their nails done in my hair. And and I'm like, that sounds so stupid. And the fact that try spreading that narrative and that people actually believe that, but it's very interesting that they highlight those specific type of activities that people are using because they're still trying to focus it and point it to a certain demographic, which is us, and and what they're not understanding is this is the part that's crazy.

SPEAKER_09:

And because there are some places, like especially places that's in like certain areas where they know that is big with these benefits, so they automatically think like, oh, they're using their snap benefits to get their hair and their nails done, or whatever, and it's like snaps for food. Yeah, you can't pay for fucking hair and nails with unless you sell them to somebody. No, but what it is is some places accept the cash that's on the EBT card. If you're getting the cash, there's the difference. Yeah, so it's not the same thing, it's just people stupid.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, because if you don't know, but they want to talk about shit they don't know about.

SPEAKER_09:

And that's always the case.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

Uh, gem number three, uh, before screenshots, we three-way calls, hit mute, and listen to everything.

SPEAKER_09:

All the time.

SPEAKER_08:

We were roofless back then.

SPEAKER_09:

Yo.

SPEAKER_08:

How many calls have you been on and the other person had no idea you was on the phone? I never too many. I never experienced being the mute person, uh-huh. Somebody was on a phone that I didn't didn't know. I've probably been in that so many times. I have no idea. But I never said anything incriminating.

SPEAKER_09:

I was the mute.

SPEAKER_08:

I was the mute.

SPEAKER_09:

Like you hear some shit, you'd be like, I'm mute, bitch. What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_08:

And the dis the deception that you feel after the unmute, like, oh, you you supposed to be my friend. Uh-huh. I thought we was talking for real. Like, oh, that just that was ruthless. It was. These things back in the day when we were younger, like, we used to do a lot of ruthless. That shit is crazy.

SPEAKER_07:

And it still maintained friendships with a lot of these people. Like, how could how can you do that? I did it. Because it's wild. Like, you think, so the person that is the friend with both parties is essentially setting up one of the and then they would still sometimes be friends with the person that set them up.

SPEAKER_08:

Like that is ruthless behavior.

SPEAKER_07:

They're still just hating each other while the one in the middle.

SPEAKER_08:

Started all that.

SPEAKER_09:

Explain the you know the fans. That's why if I ever had friends that were beefing with each other, you never got into it. Hell no. And they always try to fucking drag you into that shit. And I've and you know, a lot of people go along with it, though. Still, you know, cupcake talk with the other person and do cupcake talk with the other person, and then you know, try to act neutral. Me, no. I'm like, if you got all that energy to say that shit to me, don't tell her. Why the fuck are you telling me? One time out of the telephone, I said, look, both of y'all bitches is my friends. I don't give a fuck what's going on between y'all. Y'all deal with that shit. I ain't got nothing to do with it. Leave me out of it, because that's stupid.

SPEAKER_08:

Very true. One more, actually. What give me the top five black way to get off the phone? Like you trying to get off the phone. What do you say? What do you say?

SPEAKER_07:

To get off the phone.

SPEAKER_08:

Get off the phone. Um.

SPEAKER_09:

Alright, girl, I gotta go cook.

SPEAKER_08:

I aye, girl. Like, aye, man. I'm out. Mm-hmm. Um, so or huh?

SPEAKER_07:

Somebody calling me, I gotta go. I've used that a few times. A lot of times I'll use, you know, the fact that I have to get ready or get dressed. And I'll be like, all right, I'm about to go jump in the towers. I'm gonna talk to you later. But um when I was lay down somewhere. When I was in my more tender years, um, I was rude. I can recognize that. Because I used to just hang up. I used to just hang up on people. Or like if you said something like that. If you would say something that was like stupid or I didn't like whatever, I'd just hang up on you.

SPEAKER_09:

My son does that, but not like if anybody says anything rude or whatever. That motherfucker just hang up when you be like, he'll be like, Ma, can I this, this, this, that? I'll be like, nah, or I'll talk about it later. He'd be like, boop. Yo. I'll be looking at the phone like this little motherfucker.

SPEAKER_08:

Hey yo, I I start sounding really bored. And I'd be like, mm-hmm. Alright. Alright. Alright.

SPEAKER_09:

If you hear me say, oh wow, in a row.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_10:

You need to let me know.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, but it's mostly alright then. Alright, alright then. Alright.

SPEAKER_09:

Like my mom kind of recognized that with me sometimes. Because my mama call, say what she has to say, and then linger for a little bit. And it's quiet. And then she'll just start coming up with stupid shit to talk about. And it's like, okay, you I and I'll go like you bored today, huh? She'd be like, mm-hmm. Why are you in your channel? She starts talking. Cause she just in her moment, and sometimes you know, I just gotta let my mother be my mother. Yeah. Because if I don't, she's gonna call me back. So I'll let her talk and I'll be like, oh wow. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And she'd be like, Well, all right, I can tell you ain't interesting. I'll talk to you later.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, especially if I'm at work and they know I'm at work and they call me like dead and and at work, and I'm just like, I can't talk right now, you know. I know I hit him with that, but I thought that was funny. Yeah. That's my gems.

SPEAKER_02:

Pull off stems, the mall got the ball run out.

SPEAKER_08:

Alright, um, I ain't doing no picks this week. Oh, shit. My picks is fucked. I'm going with the Packers.

SPEAKER_09:

You've been going with the Packers. Five weeks straight.

SPEAKER_08:

Alright, well, these picks is for uh the second, uh, for Sunday's game, the second, which will already been passed by the time to drop. So if I got any of these right, play some bets. Uh let's see. Bears, bangles. The bangles are the underdogs. They have lost uh their quarterback, but they're at home. Wait. The Bears? Who would you get in that? Bears or the Bengals? The Bengals. You got the Bengals? They are the underdogs, and they are at home.

SPEAKER_09:

I don't know. I'm gonna go with the Bears.

SPEAKER_08:

I chose the Bengals. But I really want to choose the Bears, but I'ma go with I'm I'm gonna go with Bengals. Uh Lions, Vikings, I'm going Lions, Packers, and Panthers. I'm going to the Packers. Texans, Broncos, Texans or the Broncos? Broncos is the the favored. I'ma go, I'm gonna go Broncos. Even though there's Texans at home, and they're sneaky. But I'm gonna go Broncos. Patriots, Falcons, I'm going Patriots, 49ers, Giants. I'm gonna go 49ers. Scatterboo done fucked his ankle up. His name is Scatterboo, by the way. I uh his running back for uh New York Giants.

SPEAKER_09:

Um a lot of these football player names are like crazy, right?

SPEAKER_08:

Keen Pill was like on money.

SPEAKER_09:

No, he really was. That shit was funny.

SPEAKER_08:

Um so yeah, 49ers over the Giants, Colts over the Steelers. Colts over the Steelers. Uh Indiana Jones going crazy. Chargers over the Titans, Jaguars over Raiders, Rams over the Saints. Nene. Bills in Kansas City. Bills. You going with your team, man?

SPEAKER_09:

I'm always gonna go with the Bills.

SPEAKER_08:

I'm going Kansas City. What you think? Going with the Packers? All right. I'm going with the Louisiana beignets. Beignets? Washington Seahawks. I'm going Seahawks. And Monday night football is Cowboys, Arizona. I'm going Arizona. You should, but Kyler Murray, Kyler Murray's out. Kyler Murray is out. They running back core is decent where they rookie is is phenomenal, but I'm going Cowboys. Uh just because I'm a fan. That's it for me.

SPEAKER_10:

Woohoo! All right.

SPEAKER_08:

Uh any last closing remarks here? Yeah? No?

SPEAKER_09:

I think next uh week we probably pie you.

SPEAKER_08:

That's what I said. That's what I said.

SPEAKER_07:

Finally gonna get pie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

And hopefully, my first going around about this uh will be a good good showing.

SPEAKER_10:

First.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, I'm getting pie.

SPEAKER_09:

Um I'm getting pie.

SPEAKER_08:

Uh I got nothing else. That's all.

SPEAKER_09:

Bye guys.

SPEAKER_08:

Fuck around and find out.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't like, I don't, I don't, but yeah, yeah. I'll put the button, I've done, oh, what's the money does? I don't know. I don't know.

unknown:

Yeah, I don't know.

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