Table 4 Three

Episode 09: Is it NOW Verbal or Nonverbal? Asking for the Table.

Mister, Nini, Shawn A.

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It is not that serious. We are trained professionals at being regular ass people. If you can't take what we serve in, this is not the table for you.

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SPEAKER_07:

Table for three is in the building. Oh my god. What the heck? That would do it. Oh my god. Oh, we gotta wake up in here. I gotta wake up. Oh my god. Let's go! We gotta have a short week next week. That's a holiday. That's a lovely day. Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_01:

Let's go. You made me believe again. If you have feed and pee with him, go ahead, mommy, breathe again. Go ahead, mommy, breathe again. Stop now. All that extra breathing for nothing. All right.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, that was that oil breathing. Oh my god. Don't choke. No oil. Welcome back to the table for three. Thank you for everybody for uh joining us again and making it. We're back. We're not canceled. Not yet. Um last two episodes was kind of crazy, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, you need to be canceled.

SPEAKER_06:

Um I don't know. I wasn't there, so y'all had guests.

SPEAKER_07:

No, it was you. No, it was you. It was you.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, because I was on a sabbatical.

SPEAKER_07:

Hey guys, so let me before we get into the the particulars, I got a gift today.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_07:

And based on our last episodes, we we touched on the topic, and I just I was genuinely, genuinely looking for Sean came in.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm sorry, what?

SPEAKER_07:

Sean came in and and and was like, hey, mister, I got a I got a gift for you. And I'm and I'm like, oh, for real? Like, seriously? This is abnormal. I I've never received a gift.

SPEAKER_06:

You've never received a gift from me?

SPEAKER_07:

From Sean in this particular manner. Like holidays. Only when I didn't. So it's like, so a random gift is like, what? What the hell's going on here? So I'm like, okay. Well, I couldn't bring you flowers at the barbershop. So, yeah, I mean, I don't know. So I'm sitting in anticipation of what this gift is. And he goes like deep in his pocket. I'm like, what is it? Did he owe me money? Like, what is he giving me like a like a gift card? So he goes deep in his pocket and he's he's struggling, he's trying to pull this thing out of his pocket. I'm like, what is it? And then all of a sudden I see in the air just something flying at me, rubbery and flap flapping in the air in a in a plastic bag, and it smacks me right in the fucking forehead.

SPEAKER_04:

You got hit in the head with a dildo?

SPEAKER_07:

And and it and it it bounces on the table, and I'm looking at it like, what the fuck is this? This nigga threw a pocket pussy at me. A dick sleeve.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07:

And I'm like, what the fuck is this? Now, I don't know what exactly. First of all, I was I was like, I didn't know what it was, okay? So I I so I I pick up the bag and like what what the fuck is this? And it's so silicone-y. Silicone-y. I don't I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. And and it's it's in a sealed bag, but it looks like a ziploc bag. And it got like it looked like it had moisture inside of it. Oh my god. And I'm like, what is this? It's so nasty. So it's it's apparently a dick sleeve. So what compelled you to throw a dick sleeve at me? I did not throw a dick sleeve at you.

SPEAKER_04:

The power of Christ compels you.

SPEAKER_06:

Right? You sound like you're making it sound like it was this aggressive act.

SPEAKER_07:

He ninja started at me, guys. I guess because we were talking about it. I was trying to help you out. Talking about it in the last episode, so he decided it was a good idea to get me one. I don't need one.

SPEAKER_06:

You seemed a little unfamiliar.

SPEAKER_07:

It's fucking hilarious, to be honest. I was very unfamiliar, and I can't believe it's actually one sitting on the table. It's a table for four is big enough.

SPEAKER_06:

Yo, so I thought that shit was hilarious.

SPEAKER_07:

Yo. I thought that shit was hilarious. And the fact that it's like still in a bag, just rolling around on the table, is fucking. Did you say rolling around on the table? It's hilarious. Why do you keep making it seem like you got a life? But anyway, how was everyone's week or week?

SPEAKER_06:

Well, yours was great after you used that sleeve.

SPEAKER_07:

I didn't use the sleeve. I didn't use the sleeve at all. You know you took it back with you on the table. Oh my god. That shit. It ain't had the nerve to be all like pale, like Caucasian white.

SPEAKER_04:

What is a Caucasian?

SPEAKER_07:

It's my way of saying Caucasian.

SPEAKER_04:

You didn't even change it.

SPEAKER_07:

I know.

SPEAKER_04:

I'll drive cars.

SPEAKER_07:

Yes. Everybody drives cars, even Caucasians. That way I'm not uh I'm not singling any particular race or group out. It's a made-up group. Is it? Yes.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, I don't know about that. No?

SPEAKER_07:

That ain't gonna work. That ain't gonna fly. No. No? Alright. Caucasians.

SPEAKER_06:

You might want to wipe your forehead though.

SPEAKER_07:

And it hit me with a thug, too. It was like I'm like, what the fuck? The fuck did you just throw at me? I'm wondering how long you was riding around with that thing in your pocket.

SPEAKER_06:

Really?

SPEAKER_07:

It was sweaty. The bag was sweaty. How long you had it in your pocket? The bag was not sweaty.

SPEAKER_04:

Tell me how many sleeves you got in your jeans.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_06:

Let's find out.

SPEAKER_07:

One or two. The other one slipped in. Anyway, how was everyone's week? Or weekend? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06:

My week was um. It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. I had um a work event up at the casino for um a couple days.

SPEAKER_07:

A work event at the casino. What kind of work event is held at a casino?

SPEAKER_04:

It was passing out sleeves.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. And what kind of job you do? I work at the sleeve factory.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, toy tester. At the golden toy.

SPEAKER_07:

The toy tester. Christmas coming up.

SPEAKER_06:

Um, you know, don't pick that shit. This is a prototype for my new line of sleeves. It's called sleeveless nights.

SPEAKER_07:

The way he caressed the caressed the bag when he picked it up and petted it. You're supposed to be gentle. Yeah, god damn it. So just just a uh convention. Yeah, that's I swear we're gonna get videos soon, and you can see all this nonsense. Oh, what's gonna be on the video? You rubbing your new gift? No, you fucking caressing the ribbed sleeve. Ribbed sleeve. Hey yo. Oh, what do you know about that term? Condoms. They used to make ribbed condoms.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, I didn't think you used them.

SPEAKER_07:

13 babies later, I did.

SPEAKER_04:

Not 13 babies later. That is wild.

SPEAKER_07:

That's crazy. What about you, Nene?

SPEAKER_04:

I forgot where he was at. Um, my week was um, it was decent. I can't complain, honestly. It was smooth.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, you know what I'm so proud of? It's been a long time since she has said it's been a week. It's been a week. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07:

We got we got an audience today, so things have been going really great for you at work.

SPEAKER_04:

They are you know, you teach people not to bother you.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, you grooming them? Yep. You grooming them not to bother you? Pretty much. She's a grooming. I tried. How's classes? I don't want to talk about it. Okay. I guess it's been a week with classes. The ship moved to the show.

SPEAKER_03:

The ship changed.

SPEAKER_07:

Maybe she needs to leave.

SPEAKER_03:

All right now.

SPEAKER_06:

It's big enough.

SPEAKER_07:

So my week was fine. All right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_06:

Didn't your son have a game recently?

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, yes, yes. He uh had his first college basketball game. Um it was exciting to go up there to kind of see what uh his his his him and his team uh been practicing so hard for for the last couple months. Um did they win? Man, they should have. They looked so damn good. Um they went on a like a 13 to 2 run right at the end of the first half. Um and then second half started, and they crumbled. They crumbled a little bit. Um my son got in, and it looks like he just was deering headlights. I I I don't think he understands how fast-paced college basketball is. Yeah, and plus he's nursing a foot injury, so it's like he's not giving his 100%. Um, and it's understandable, but he went 0 for 3, only had 10 minutes of uh game time. So I think once he gets healthier, it's gonna be different.

SPEAKER_10:

Okay.

SPEAKER_07:

So I don't know. I you know, it's just the first game. I think there's kind of now like understanding what they have. Uh man, I am I'm a fan of their point guard. This kid is amazing. He dropped 36 points that night.

SPEAKER_06:

Really?

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, um, and I think once Jordan is like a little bit more uh understanding of the pace, I think he's gonna be a big help because they need they need another score because wasn't nobody really scoring except for this guard. So when he's second half when he wasn't hitting, we needed I you know, they needed my son to kind of step up and with only 10 minutes when a foot injury, he couldn't really do much. So I'm I'm looking forward to next uh next game.

SPEAKER_06:

So is it like a a permanent injury?

SPEAKER_07:

Like what's I don't know. Uh he had it, he had the foot injury. Uh is he's saying uh I think it might be a bone bruise, something with his uh something with his a bone in his foot or something like that. Maybe I I don't think it's like a muscle or anything like that. I really think. Yeah, he said he went up, he went up the dunk, came down on it uh awkwardly, and it from there just kind of been painful. So I'm thinking it's a bruise, but it might I don't I won't uh it might be a fracture. Yeah, yeah. We gotta get him in a foot doctor to kind of see what's going on with that. But he said he's still gonna play, gonna play through it. Now that's this type of kid he is. He's just he wants to just play.

SPEAKER_06:

So maybe he should use the sleeve on his foot. Keep it right.

SPEAKER_07:

I mean, I'm sure he'll probably get enough bounce with that rubbery, bouncy shit on his foot. That's how you get around.

SPEAKER_04:

You know, speaking of bounce, you know a sneaker has so much bounce in it. My husband bought me these reebox, and every time I wear them, I it's like bouncing around. Yeah, like I could I could probably jump real high. Like, that's how I feel. These shit's just so nice. I'm like, I need some more than reebox. I'm just I'll always love reboxes. Make you feel like you can play basketball.

SPEAKER_06:

Mm-hmm. Well, I did. I used to play basketball back in '97. You know, um, I mean, I didn't play for you played the post. I'm sorry? You played the post.

SPEAKER_07:

The post, it's the actual position. He played down in the paint. In the paint. Game back down. How old did you take a charge? What?

SPEAKER_05:

Did you get dunked on? Or you did the dunking? They usually just did a lot of dribbling.

SPEAKER_10:

Or drooling. Anyway.

SPEAKER_07:

But yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

So what is going on in the world today? Um, we got this crazy nurse.

SPEAKER_10:

Um Mary Beth Lewis.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh yep, there it is. Oh shit. So Mary Beth loves children. She's a nurse, and she gave birth to her 13th child at the age of 62. And now, mind you, she was doing a lot of um surrogacy IVF um treatments. Oh, I thought you were waving at me. Um, so she was she had this elaborate like surrogacy fraud um shit going on. And when she turned 65, she ended up having her 14th and 15th child um by surrogacy. She had orchestrated like this whole thing between like tricking her husband, the doctors, the Ivyette. Like, it was really wild. Um, she's being brought up on fraud charges, but um, she has like 30 criminal charges that she's facing, um, forging her husband's signature, um, impersonating him during a Zoom court meeting uh hearing. Um how was that possible? Probably AI. Yeah, that's why probably AI. Um, and she doesn't see the error in her ways. She pretty much was like, this is bull crap for um what what she did to get all of these freaking felonies, she says. Um, she says that uh she described like how she duped her husband, who's a retired FedEx pilot, um, and how she tricked the IVF clinic into implanting um a surrogate with embryos um the two had previously created using donor eggs and sperm. Now, she says that I guess she created a separate Zoom account under his name, and that's how she logged into the Zoom call for court. Um I'm assuming maybe she kept the camera off. Um, yes, yep, she did. She kept the camera off. And her husband was away traveling in Japan at the time. Um and she it says the only time she spoke as her husband was she grunted to confirm his identity when asked by like the judge on the Zoom call. She's like and they fell for that shit. Like her husband didn't want to have any more kids.

SPEAKER_04:

Clearly, it was 13 kids.

SPEAKER_06:

Who does? No, seriously. And I guess she just really has this need to be a mother. Yeah. Um, her daughter even talks about the fact that like it's always been like a like a running joke, like, are you done? And then mom comes back and it's like, surprise, bitches, I got another one.

SPEAKER_07:

Wow.

SPEAKER_06:

Um, I don't know. It's kind of wild. I don't know who would even like why would you do that? First of all, so you're of a certain age, and you bringing these kids into the world, and now you only probably got like a good three years left.

SPEAKER_07:

Five minutes Did you say he she was a uh Chinese restaurant?

SPEAKER_04:

I said five minutes, not ten minutes.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh ten, uh but her other children, so like her first five daughters um that are like in their 30s, um, they said that they kind of just fed up and tired because she's still in the babies, um, constantly acting as the other kids' adoptive parents.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Um, because mom is, you know, getting she's slowing down.

SPEAKER_04:

Um do they say like how old the like the kids are?

SPEAKER_06:

The youngest. Um she gave birth to twins, right? Is that another daughter, uh, twin boys in 2012. God damn. Um I think she let me see.

SPEAKER_07:

These are all vaginal births.

SPEAKER_06:

So she had the 11th and 12th child at the age of 59. Yo. She had the 13th child at the age of 62.

SPEAKER_07:

It is super roast beef. Like, yo.

SPEAKER_04:

No, she actually healthy though. She didn't carry them.

unknown:

It was a surrogate.

SPEAKER_04:

It was a surrogate. Okay.

SPEAKER_07:

Well to say, ew.

SPEAKER_06:

That's so nasty. That's disgusting. But she ultimately had to pay the surrogate. Um, I think it was like almost like$50,000 or something like that.

SPEAKER_07:

It's all the same surrogate. Roast beef is crazy.

SPEAKER_04:

And first of all, not to cut you off, but when it comes to like women giving birth, certain doctors do like they stitch you up back really good.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, they have a thing. I can't think of the name of it. Um where they after you give birth, they do like some kind of stitching where it's like it get you back right. But I forgot what they call it. Yeah.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Alright.

SPEAKER_06:

So her 14th and 15th child um were born in 2023. They've been placed in foster care with a different couple. Um, she's trying to fight to get her children back. And her attorney um evidently like dropped her as a client. Damn. Um it's kind of wild. I don't know. Um, it's sad though, because now you're bringing all these kids into a world of chaos because you lonely, evidently. Because her husband's like, when you get to the world, I don't know.

SPEAKER_07:

Like when you get to eight, like you just like I just want to round this off to 15. Like I don't understand this shit. Like, why?

SPEAKER_06:

Like Yeah, I don't get it either. I don't understand. Like what I don't know.

SPEAKER_07:

Like, how do you give Cause she ain't gotta give the birth to him, so she's just like, yo, you I want another one, you you birth it for me, type of shit.

SPEAKER_06:

But she was like tricking the it wasn't even like a um an arrangement with the surrogate. Like it was all fraud. Like she was tricking.

SPEAKER_07:

She was tricking. Yeah, everybody was just so trusting. Oh, look at this white woman telling us all the they fall for that shit. Get me out of here. Turn my mic off. I don't get it. Like turn my mic off. I quit. I'm just saying, like, yo, they come up with these elaborate stories. Table for mister. And then and then people and they believe it, and all they gotta do is shed a couple tears. You know how they gotta cry a little bit, right? They gotta they gotta Mr.

SPEAKER_04:

Table for one.

SPEAKER_07:

They gotta cry. I'm like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh no. Just him and his mic. It's me. Good luck. Yeah. Good luck to all them damn kids.

SPEAKER_07:

Yo, is so it's just is it more than one surrogate? Because like all of shit.

SPEAKER_06:

You want to know if they all got roast beef?

SPEAKER_07:

All roast beef. Yeah. That is crazy. Meatloaf sandwiches. That is.

SPEAKER_04:

I love how men don't really understand how things work. I know.

SPEAKER_07:

They could have got, you know, sliced opening or whatever, right?

SPEAKER_04:

Even if they gave that many like birth at times, like just the like why do you think that is just Arby's down there?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

That's exactly why it's Arby's down there. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06:

No, I'm just so nasty the picture. Oh god.

SPEAKER_07:

Like an elephant's mouth.

SPEAKER_06:

Disrespecting women's vaginas.

SPEAKER_07:

Did you say he disrespect the vagina?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. Disrespecting women's vaginas. Think about them old people back in the day who had all them fucking kids. Didn't our grandmother have like 12 of them motherfuckers?

SPEAKER_07:

Arby's. Yo. Don't talk about my grandmother. You act like you looked at it. Like you was down there like you act like you did.

SPEAKER_06:

Maybe she had to bathe her in her old age.

SPEAKER_07:

Probably.

SPEAKER_06:

She had to give granny a sponge bath. That's disgusting. Never. Would you? You really wouldn't? Hell no. Like if your grandmother needed help. Nope.

SPEAKER_07:

And it was a 10-pound baby.

SPEAKER_06:

You wouldn't give her a sponge bath? Aww. You would just let her like sit in her feces.

SPEAKER_04:

Somebody else would do it.

SPEAKER_06:

What if you were like the last person? I won't be. Now she's about to resurrect somebody. Sure. Like, listen. Oh my God. I'm do a large.

SPEAKER_04:

That is the spell of me going into my grandmother's body, not having it.

SPEAKER_06:

And then now she's gonna eat the sponge.

SPEAKER_03:

Right. Talk about damn. I should have gave myself a bath.

SPEAKER_06:

No, thank you. Over here looking like a new menu item.

SPEAKER_04:

We have the meat. That's disgusting. That's why I don't eat RB's. Anyway. So we have a video. Um advocates for her autistic brother, who was falsely declared deceased by Social Security twice. Memphis family told Fox 13 Memphis that their relative was incorrectly declared dead by the Social Security Administration for the second time in 18 months. That's not even a long time apart. Just weeks after burying their mother.

SPEAKER_07:

Burn.

SPEAKER_04:

I said it accordingly.

SPEAKER_07:

Burn.

SPEAKER_04:

Nicole Edwards received a letter expressing condolence for her brother's supposed death. Edwards she couldn't even grieve my mother. I had to make sure my brother was okay. I couldn't even fully grieve. I still can't even fully grieve. Why'd she say it so many times? I'm still dealing with this right now. Edwards explained that her brother.

SPEAKER_06:

Wait, so he was nonverbal at one time? Because you said you said now that he's verbal?

SPEAKER_04:

Did I hear that wrong? You heard that wrong. I could have sworn you said I said because he is nonverbal and autistic. Right.

SPEAKER_07:

Non-verbal or non-verbal?

SPEAKER_04:

Non.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, that's why I was like, oh, he was non-verbal before? Non-verbal. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_07:

It sounds like now.

SPEAKER_06:

Right.

SPEAKER_07:

Instead of now.

SPEAKER_04:

Now he can speak for himself.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, like non-verbal.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh my God. I'm not reading no more. Oh my god. It's fundamental. I'm outside. I'm about to be non-verbal.

SPEAKER_06:

This is just a story. That was it. Oh. So how did it conclude? She's still fighting. Oh, with the brother? I mean for the brother?

SPEAKER_07:

Well, he's talking now, so.

SPEAKER_06:

No, he's non-verbal.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, I thought You're a horrible person.

SPEAKER_04:

He know that. He don't care.

SPEAKER_07:

I didn't start this.

SPEAKER_04:

You never do.

SPEAKER_07:

Yet.

SPEAKER_04:

You finish it.

SPEAKER_06:

What is next? So there's an interesting story out in Oklahoma. Oklahoma. So there's an Oklahoma teen, uh Jesse Mac Butler, who allegedly attacked a victim violently assaulting multiple high school girls. He violently attacked one of them that she ended up requiring surgery on her neck. According to the city. According to the victim, Butler repeatedly. She broke or something?

SPEAKER_04:

You find out if you shut up.

SPEAKER_06:

Butler repeatedly. Graped and strangled her. Graped or groped when she graped.

SPEAKER_07:

Graped. Yes. Is that like past tense?

SPEAKER_06:

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_04:

You did this last week.

SPEAKER_07:

What is graped?

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, oh, oh, ah, ah.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay, I'm with you. And strangled her when she refused him. Um that's not nice. No, I'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing at me. Like saying she was within 30 seconds of being killed. Um, despite the disturbing details and conviction, Butler, who was facing up to 80 years in prison, avoided all jail time under Oklahoma's youthful offender status. Um Oklahoma Watch reports that Butler's father previously served as a football director at Oklahoma State University. Um, I think that some of these laws that they have in in some of these states is absolutely wild. And I think something that happened like this with multiple people, first of all. Um in the extent of what he did, there has to be a way to make it that off. Yeah, you want to get away. It's just and I haven't taken a oh my god. Hugh, you are definitely on one. Look at that. You get a little birthday sleeve, and it's not even my birthday.

SPEAKER_07:

So the the law according to Oklahoma law, yeah, there's uh they didn't find anything to charge him with.

SPEAKER_06:

Um I have to look further into that law to see exactly why. Youthful offender. Yeah. That don't even sound like it should be a law. I know, right? Um I think it's wild though, because you have these victims out here now. Now, what kind of message are you sending back? Yeah, and what kind of sort of thing is that it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_04:

It's the same message that they always send, and just like how social media be attacking these people that actually be victims, and they be like, Did you really do it? Why were you there? What put what made you put yourself in that situation for that to happen to you? And da-da-da-da-da. So it's it wouldn't people be like, Oh, why it takes so long for you to say something? These are the reasons why.

SPEAKER_06:

So the Oklahoma Youthful Offender Act is a law that allows for the accountability and rehabilitation of young people who commit serious crimes. Young white people, typically those between the ages of 13 and 17. So eligible individuals, I'm mad that they're eligible, uh prosecuted.

SPEAKER_00:

That's why I said that's crazy.

SPEAKER_06:

Are prosecuted under this act, which provides a pathway for them to receive those um rehabilitative services. Often instead of facing an adult criminal justice system, um specific age and crime criteria for eligibility allows for the court-approved uh plan um to result in deferred judgment, suspension of sentencing, like he got, or dismissal of charges upon um, so if it was German who got caught with a dying bag of weed, he gonna be trial as an adult.

SPEAKER_04:

But Lil' Billy here rape like ten girls.

SPEAKER_06:

So the problem that I have with it is that although the law exists, they don't have to um go by the letter of the law. So the prosecution has a choice, and the prosecution d decided to go along with go along with um that current law and not have him um convicted and go through the process as an adult uh inflicting that the that type of uh violence on these people, yeah. And felt that rehabilitation was a better option for him. Wow. I just I just think that's Oklahoma, right? The justice system sometimes just is no justice for certain people at all.

SPEAKER_07:

That's wild.

SPEAKER_06:

I think it's disgusting. And he's gonna burn. That poor girl, girls. It was ten of them, he didn't otherwise or it was a it was a number.

SPEAKER_04:

It wasn't like Yeah, it was I'm trying to see. I thought it was like ten.

SPEAKER_06:

I think it was around like ten. Yeah. He he should be in somebody's jail.

SPEAKER_04:

Because that just means you let him off, he's not learning his lessons, he's gonna do it again. And potentially probably actually unalive somebody so they can't say shit. Right.

SPEAKER_07:

That's that's all you just trained him to do. That's what prison is for, for rehabilitation. So send his ass there so he get really rehabilitated that way.

SPEAKER_04:

Prison is not for rehabilitation. I know that's what they say. Yeah, that's bullshit.

SPEAKER_07:

You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't if they could do that to us, he needs to go in there and get rehabilitated. Right. Yeah. The same way everybody else does. Because that that that is serial at this point.

SPEAKER_04:

And he's not even gonna be on the registry or nothing. Like that is wild. You are you are an offender at this point.

SPEAKER_06:

And you think about it, there's there's different crimes. You did the grape, but then you strangling people like you so that's a good thing. Attempted murder. Like, there's multiple different crimes that you've committed and you got off on all of them. That's disgusting, mister.

SPEAKER_07:

I I said just like she did. I did not. I said he loved passing it on, huh? I said one point over here with you who passing that sleeve around the table.

SPEAKER_04:

Do better. Yeah. Oh, you're reading all the stories going forward. I wasn't playing. I'm sorry? Yeah. I'm not. Oh my god, I'm non-verbal. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_07:

You just talked. You're now verbal. Go ahead, Nee. Come on, Nene. I'm good. Come on, we got you. We support you.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh no, seriously, not.

SPEAKER_06:

So we got an interesting topic and we have actual audio for it. Um, Paul Pierce did a um an interview on uh he explains how to find out if your girlfriend really loves you. Go cheat on her and see how she reacts.

SPEAKER_08:

If you really want to know if a girl loves you, you need to go out and cheat on her. Let's see. If you really want you really want to know if a girl loves you for real, go cheat on her and see how she reacts. Now we're gonna see what's real. I'm just saying, like, I'm I don't know. Tell me. Tell me.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you something. Let me tell you something. If you really want to know if a girl.

SPEAKER_08:

If a girl really loves you, go out and cheat on her.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. And if that girl loves herself more than you, then you ain't got no chance in the world. She should. Exactly. So you want to be with a woman with low self-esteem? That's the type of advice you're giving young.

SPEAKER_08:

That's love. That's just love.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it is to a certain degree. But that's not something that listen, Paul. Just because I might decide I'll stay with someone, you can't test. God will. God will. Trust me. There's gonna be tests that you can't even think of. You've been through so many tests in your life that you couldn't if you wanted to. Trust me. So stop trying to tell young men to go cheat on their women to test them. Like that's the worst advice you can give.

SPEAKER_08:

If you want to know if a woman loves you.

SPEAKER_02:

That's the worst advice you can give if you're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_08:

How do I find out if a girl is you?

SPEAKER_02:

I just told you, you're gonna be tested in different ways.

SPEAKER_08:

How do I find out? What's the test? Give me an example.

SPEAKER_02:

Women don't deserve to struggle just to have love. Well, it goes both ways.

SPEAKER_08:

Paul for the woman.

SPEAKER_07:

Paul, my man.

SPEAKER_02:

If a man goes, you shut your ass up, Paul. I'm gonna do that and I'm gonna see what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07:

No uh nope, Paul. Stop. Shut up. Pa was hurt. Paul Paul Paul's hurt. Shut your ass up, Paul.

SPEAKER_04:

Paul was hurt. Because that's kind of wild. Yeah, that's an unhealed man. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06:

You can see because at first you was like, okay, yeah. And then you was like, oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

I know I say some stupid shit up here, right?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_04:

But come on. Yeah, that was crazy. Paul.

SPEAKER_07:

No, nigga.

SPEAKER_04:

But I do agree with her though. Honestly, when she was like, um, she loves you more than she loves herself. Because she has like a tad bit of low self, or she has low self-esteem. I think I find that that that's truthful.

SPEAKER_07:

Absolutely. But that's who he's talking about, is those women with low self-esteem.

SPEAKER_04:

It's sort of like it don't matter if he was talking about that type of woman. Yeah, that's not something you would say.

SPEAKER_07:

There'll never ever be some kind of test when it comes to if someone loves you or not.

SPEAKER_06:

And the way I interpret the way he said it, it's like so again, I feel like when someone like him identifies a woman that has low self-esteem, it is that manipulation factor. Because now it's like, oh, well, let me see how much this bitch loves me, how much she's gonna put up with. So if I go cheat, and it's not really about, oh, I really want to know if you love me. No, it's to see how much you can actually fucking get away with.

SPEAKER_07:

I can go cheat again and you're not gonna leave me.

SPEAKER_06:

And now I got the best of both ones.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, now because you love me, love me. I I I put you through all this shit and you still with me. No, she's not with you because she loves you, she's with you because you're manipulating her.

SPEAKER_06:

Yes, people like that are damaged, and then they are just damaging like even worse, everybody else.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, that's so wild. Yeah. Paul, you sound like an ass. Shut the fuck up. Don't give no fucking advice.

SPEAKER_06:

And yet there are people out there who actually agree. Agree. Or women who think he's right. Yeah, okay with that.

SPEAKER_07:

Those are the same women he's talking to. Those low self-esteem. If they agree with that, that's horrible. Look, love should be natural. It's a natural, it's a natural thing. Either y'all in love or not. And either you you you have that connection or you don't. It happens or it don't happens. It either happens because y'all struggle together, yeah, it happens because y'all work together, it happens because y'all have that fucking connection, it happens um out of the blue where you have no idea, like you was on your own, and now you got somebody to actually support you, and it's sticking by their word. That's uh a definition of love. Like, you don't need to cheat to figure that out. Right. It's just it's fucking stupid. Yeah. Do better, Paul. No, just shut the fuck up, Paul. It's stick to basketball or whatever sports analysis. Therapy Paul analysts you do. Sports analysts is your bag. Stick to that. The relationships, dog, leave it alone, because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And I don't know, you know.

SPEAKER_06:

Would you say like in your younger days that you had a mindset sort of like that? No, in my younger time.

SPEAKER_07:

In my younger days, I was just plain stupid and I didn't know better. I I had no example to base it off of. I didn't I had to figure things out on my own. So yes, I've cheated, but I cheated because I thought that that's what I wanted. Do you feel like you manipulated people? I manipulated probably some people. Yeah. Um, only because I felt like that's what I needed to do to make myself feel better. Um, I had no guidance. Wow.

SPEAKER_04:

That was a powerful fool.

SPEAKER_07:

I had no guidance.

SPEAKER_04:

Like, not the no guidance, the fact that you had to manipulate somebody to make yourself feel better.

SPEAKER_07:

That's what manipulation is. Like, I I understand that now. You know what I'm saying? But when I was young, I was just doing young shit. That's what if you have if you have not have the found or I said that's crazy, but if you don't have the foundation of what a man's supposed to be, I I wasn't with I don't have didn't have a father. Well, I had a father, but he wasn't around, right? Yeah, so I don't understand when I was growing up. Because you have plenty of daddies. Oh my god. Um so the example wasn't set forth for me. Say, hey, son, this is what you need to do, these are the steps, these are how you're supposed to treat, this is how you're supposed to do, this is how you're supposed to move. Yeah. My examples is what I pick and choose from what I felt was the great best male role model at the time. Probably they wasn't. Okay, so I picked all your male role models or non-verbal? They're now non-verbal. They're now verbal. Um I'm sick of the both of y'all. So I will I will I would pick certain certain traits from certain certain people, like my brother and then uh my my good friend, and here and this, because this is how I learned what a man's supposed to be, right? And then I put it in action and it doesn't work, or it works to my favor because now I have to I have to implement that and manipulate to make it work for me. Right I uh I hurt people.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, I feel you. My brother raised me to be a man.

SPEAKER_06:

And they say hurt people, hurt people.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, so I I as I got older, I I kind of I'm became more self-aware. Like that shit, I can't help of what my young self did because my young self didn't know no better. Okay, so it's a lot of self-healing, self-teaching, self-improving to understand that I can say that now. You dig what I'm saying? So that nigga don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

SPEAKER_06:

So now I don't want to make it seem like it's only one-sided because there's absolutely one. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Nene, as a half a female, do you feel like oh my god.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh my god. You get all by ever last nerve.

SPEAKER_06:

Do you feel like at any time through your relationships, you know, through life that you manipulated um people or situations?

SPEAKER_04:

Oh hell yeah. I definitely did manipulate. And but my manipulation was more of a tit for tat kind of manipulation.

SPEAKER_07:

Uh-huh. Um You gave him tit for a tattoo. For a tattoo? Little tit for a tattoo? Is that your manipulation? Yeah, I can help by that.

SPEAKER_06:

No, I think she said she had little tits. Little tits. Yeah, for tat. Little tits with tat.

SPEAKER_07:

Little tits with tats. Makes sense. That makes sense. I'm clocking out.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm leaving. I'm leaving. No, honestly though, I would be a complete liar if I I think anybody would be a complete liar if they say they haven't manipulated situations. Everybody you bitch, you're a liar. Oh Lord Jesus. You're manipulating it right now.

SPEAKER_06:

We'll be back after these videos.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, sure. I was winding up, boy. Winding.

SPEAKER_04:

But yeah. Yeah, I've manipulated.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Wow. Do you feel like some of the manipulation you did contributed to how you were ultimately treated as well? Or you feel like you did that in response to how you were being treated?

SPEAKER_07:

I I like she said, I think it was a response.

SPEAKER_04:

Um in certain situations. So, like my earlier years, I manipulated to get what I mean. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. And um, you're an ass. No, no, nobody needs to know that. Nobody asked you.

SPEAKER_07:

We all heard the year come out. Nobody asked you. Sound like Jethro.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, but then yeah, years later after that, yeah, it was more of a tip to tat. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Wow. Very interesting. But I think it's a good thing, especially like, wow, I'm very um impressed, mister, that you recognized and just seeing how you explain, like, I guess like the journey from there to where you are now and seeing exactly where you went wrong.

SPEAKER_07:

I wasn't a saint. Like, I I really I really had to learn a lot of this stuff by myself.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Identifying that the men you looked up to weren't actually men. Yeah. One of them didn't have a conscience.

SPEAKER_07:

So inside Joseph. Because he literally said he didn't have no conscience. Yeah. So it just that was the funniest thing I ever heard. And when I heard that, I was like, I think I shouldn't take any advice from this person. You slowly just backed out of the city. Kind of just like, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I don't, I think though, like the level of people that you watch or um look up to and kind of learn from kind of age you until you realize that that's not the way it should be. And sometimes it's really, really hard to get out of that mindset. And I could say that about myself because I've like paid attention to certain things that have happened throughout my childhood, growing up and adolescence or whatever, and I'm like, mmm, that's where that came from. So then, like, trying to get yourself away from that, it's hard.

SPEAKER_06:

Do you feel like it's beneficial to have those type of experiences so that now as an adult, you know what to do or what not to do, what to look out for or what not to do. Absolutely. Or to not have had to experience that and had a quote unquote positive experiences as far as relationships.

SPEAKER_04:

I feel like it I was just gonna say, I feel like it it depends on the level of the person, that part and uh the person and how they deal with it. Because not everybody can deal with or even come to terms of recognizing that there's an issue.

SPEAKER_06:

Very true.

SPEAKER_04:

Some people go throughout their lives not knowing shit, like whatever they saw and grew up with is golden 100%. Just that's it. Um that stood out to me that my husband told me, um, especially when it comes to parents. He told me that his mother, in his eyes, in the eyes of a child, the mother is God, in a way like that. Like that's how he looked up to his mother. So I took it like, oh, you don't think your mom can do any wrong or whatever, till you grow up, and then now he realizes he was like, That's that's different. Like now I see, and when he says that, it made me realize that with my parents. Yeah. Cause it's like, huh. And it's a helpful way because like I had my dad on a pedestal. Right. I was gonna say you idolized them to a certain extent. And my mom down here, but now it's like when you look at it, you be like, mm. It's kind of like evened out now on the same playing field for them. Yeah. With looking up looking at how they operated through their lives, and now how I compare myself to them. And it's like, hmm.

SPEAKER_06:

Cause they say that um for girls, their dads are the first male figure that they love. And for boys, their moms are the first like woman that they love. And so you do tend to idolize that parent over the other because it's almost like you're wearing different glasses when you're looking at that parent.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, you put them to a certain level, and then when reality hits, you like y'all fuck the Yeah, you start learning the real stories behind things, and you like, oh well, that sounded like your fault, but the way the way you talking, you put it on him, like you crazy.

SPEAKER_06:

For real, for real.

SPEAKER_07:

So like when you when you figure out like the actual truth, and it and it's sad that the you know like our parents didn't feel like it was good to tell us the truth, right? They always had to kind of like that was our first manipulation, really, yeah. Is is they would hinder the truth and mold you a certain way to believe certain things. So you're already getting kind of trained to be manipulated. Right. So when you become manipulated by someone else, it's sort of almost like a a second nature thing where you don't feel like it's manipulation because you've you've been through this before.

SPEAKER_04:

My therapist told me that that's what I deal with because my mother was my first manipulator.

SPEAKER_07:

So it's yeah, so so it's like you learn you learn about these things and then you start detaching certain uh values you hold hold on people and say, hey, you're just a really just a regular person. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I I had when I understood that, I I had to take I had to step back to on myself, like, wait a minute, there's some things that I'm doing that I I need to stop because I'm basing it off things that I've learned, and these things are wrong. So but see the the problem is some people don't like to self-reflect and and do that and and be truthful with themselves to to be able to realize like they're they're not understanding like this what's happening, and it it sometimes it is them, and they will just not accept the fact that they can't pull away and say, Yeah, I'm manipulating and I I gotta change. You know, or some shit like that. So yeah, it's just weird. Wow. It's just weird.

SPEAKER_06:

Wow. Yeah, interesting. So uh, Mr. You know, you're pretty much labeled as like a sneakerhead. Yes. In your own right. Yes, I'm trying to be. So I don't know if you too saw um recently. Um Gen Z has labeled the Air Force ones as dad shoes now. Fuck them. They don't know what the fuck shoes are. Motherfuckers wear crocs. Do you have a pair of Air Force ones?

SPEAKER_07:

I don't. No. But I used to buy a pair of all whites every fucking year. Every year, right? High top whites. I never got the low ones. No. Never got the low ones. Okay. I used to get the low ones. But I always had a pair of high top whites, and I stopped wearing them. I had when I lived out in Arizona, okay. And this is not even these YN saying that shit. So I was I was going down. If if you ever lived in Arizona, there's a street called Mills, um, where there's like a whole bunch of clubs and restaurants and whatever. It's like it gotta be like half a mile long. So me and my boy was walking down mills that had the only pair of all white forces, but they was a little bit dirty. Right? So when usually when you got a pair of dirty ones, you don't really wear you gotta get a pair of new ones. At that moment in time, I didn't have the funds to get new ones. But I was used to hate that. I I was I was close to getting-mated that rule. Yeah, for real. I was close to getting a new pair. I just I was new to Arizona, I just didn't know where I could I found out where the mall was and everything after the fact. But I was like, I could get away with this. It's dark. It's dark, nobody's gonna see the scuffs. But it was still kind of it's still still kind of clean, but it's you could tell. So I get to a crosswalk, and it's like a group of dudes just walked by. They was like, yo, ones is dingy as fuck. I never wear ones again. Those Air Force, I never wore a pair of ones again. Really? Never.

SPEAKER_04:

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_07:

They they fucked my whole night up. Like they fucked my whole night.

SPEAKER_04:

He took his shoes off.

SPEAKER_07:

They fucked my night up. Because it wasn't really that dingy. It was just like a it was like a cuff, like a scuff or two on like on the sneakers.

SPEAKER_04:

And I was just like, yo, everything is clean. Like, this shit is clean. Yo, the crazy part about it is for them to sit there and watch or even I don't even think they seen your scuffs. They was just being a nasty. Probably. No way. But that fucked me up because I knew there was that night. Yeah, it was crazy. Maybe you had a flashlight on your fucking toes. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, the black light. But because I knew there was dirty, right? I knew there was scuffed. Like, it wasn't just any ordinary scuff. I had I had a couple, I had a couple creases in there too.

SPEAKER_06:

So that's probably what I noticed more is the creases and was like, yeah, those ain't fresh out the box. Nah, I I I never wore them shits again. But look how easily influenced we are. Like, that's so wild that because someone else But mind you, I wouldn't have cared.

SPEAKER_07:

Back then I couldn't afford a lot of those sneakers. So that's like the only main sneaker I had. I had them jelly sandals. I had a shitload. Nah, jelly sandals. I don't even know what the fuck those are. I had a shitload of Tim's. Tim's is what was in at that time. So I had them fucking shoes. Jelly sandals? I know. I I don't even know what the fuck they are.

SPEAKER_04:

Them little the transparent little sandals chicks used to wear. Some of them had like the little sparkly shit in it. Sir. I know you were fucking girls with sandals on.

SPEAKER_06:

The sandals came off by the time.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, so I never.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't believe it.

SPEAKER_07:

Um but yeah, I was a s I was a sneakerhead back then. Like I I just had the Air Force in a bunch of Tim's. Okay. So now I'm more of a sneaker cat because I can afford them and I could get all the sneakers I couldn't get back then. So I'm kind of collecting them now. So it's it is what it is.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, no, that sneaker shit. Yeah, I ain't called that shit. I ain't care.

SPEAKER_07:

They can call it old dad shoes, whatever the fuck. It's better than half the shit they're wearing.

SPEAKER_04:

Stage in my life. No, I was about to say, somebody said I'm not listening to somebody who can't write in cursive. No, for real.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, for real. I am so like at a stage in my life, and I don't know if it's just because I'm old now. Like, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna wear whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_04:

I've never given a fuck because I've my growing up, I didn't have like fashion was not me. Yeah, that like you know, whatever the fuck I had. And then when I got a job to be able to buy my own shit at that time, it was like, oh, I buy what I think looks nice for me. I could give a fuck about what people think. I've always been like that. I can care.

SPEAKER_07:

I literally have like 20 pieces of clothing for my entire life. And 700 pieces. Like I got work clothes and I got sweats. And I love like I'm older now, so I love sweats. Like the whole combo sweats, the sweat combination. I fucking love those things. It's fucking comfortable. I'm warm. Me too.

SPEAKER_06:

So it's very interesting because for a long time I would not wear sweatpants. Word. I always looked at sweatpants like, how dare you come out the house with those? I always, I swear, I get the hoodie with it. I never had a pair of sweatpants. I never liked wearing sweatpants. I remember Nene and I used to like, we used to like go like places like to the store or whatever. This bitch is in her sweats and hoodie. Yep. And I'm sitting here, I gotta have iron creased teams and button down shirt.

SPEAKER_04:

At the time, it wasn't even a hoodie. I meant like sweats would be fucking like them little tights and shit. Like, I didn't give a shit.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I sure the fuck didn't give a shit. I was them kid, them them chicks in New Britain with the pajamas. You'd be like, oh, we going right here.

SPEAKER_06:

She singled out New Britain. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Am I lying? But Okay.

SPEAKER_07:

Yo, sweats and some fly ass sneakers. Shout out to New Britain now. Sweats and some fly ass sneakers, I'm I'm good with.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. No, I hate when people wear sweats with um with freaking slides? Slides. Well, sandals. Yeah. Like the toe with the toe. Toes out? Yeah, with the um with no socks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

That just with socks with no socks.

SPEAKER_06:

With no socks. Well, with socks when they got the toe thing in the middle. But without socks, when the when the um sweats got the little cuff around them. Oh, it's me why.

SPEAKER_07:

You ain't gonna you you see me on the weekend, I go to the store. That's it.

SPEAKER_06:

Nobody should wear with no socks on with um.

SPEAKER_07:

Well, I wear socks. No, not enough. No, not the little slides. No, that's different.

SPEAKER_04:

No, he's talking about sandal sandals. Like the old navy dollar sandals.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, yeah, the thong thong sandals.

SPEAKER_04:

That's usually the other culture that do that. Be wearing them sweatpants with the damn. No, nigga, that's not yeah. They used to fighting that. Like they had slides. They ain't had a little thong sandal. No, they used to have the never. Oh, yes, people.

SPEAKER_03:

Right, right.

SPEAKER_04:

That's right. Oh my god. Them shits look like they hurt. Yes, little size two shoot foot. No cushion. You know what's crazy with how I used to I used to dress back then, like what you were saying when we used to go out. I'm trying to get past it. Um, now it's different for me. Like, I buy clothes because I never really cared to dress up back then. So now I'm in this phase where I'm like, I gotta dress up. Like, I wanna be cute because I never was. And now I dress cute comfort. Yeah. It's opposite for me. I still do comfort, but comfort cute.

SPEAKER_07:

You know what I just got into? Panties. These pajama pants. Yo, panties. These joints I get from Coles, Joe. Yeah. That's the new Britain pajamas. These shits is comfortable. I used to have four lions. I have four pairs of four pairs of these joints.

SPEAKER_06:

I used to have like a closet full of pajamas. I used to have pajama pants in so many patterns, different ones for the holidays. Like I used to have a lot of people. Yeah, but now like you just sleep naked. Me too. I'll take the shits off.

SPEAKER_07:

As soon as I get into bed, I take these shits off. Because they've been everywhere. I don't want to I don't want it in my bed.

SPEAKER_04:

So my ass is in perimenopause right now, so all I do is fucking sweat. And it drives me crazy. I fucking hate it. I be drenched. So I try, yeah. And I'm and I'm always cold. Um, so I try to dress like and you have an ice box where your heart used to be? Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay.

SPEAKER_04:

And now, now I just be taking my shit off because it'd be too, I'll be drenched. Like it's stupid. I hate it. I hate it here. I do. Perry menopause is a bitch.

SPEAKER_07:

Perry? That's what it's called. Oh. But no, it's Perry, but it's called Perry. I never heard of that term before. It's periwinkle paws.

SPEAKER_04:

For me it is. Slady boy. Wow. The half a woman and periwinkle. Yo, get out of here. Wow. Nope.

SPEAKER_06:

Mm-mm. So there's a um there's an interesting story about um in Portugal. Portugal? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_06:

A 59-year-old man died in a rare domestic accident after his wife accidentally fell on him.

SPEAKER_05:

Wait.

SPEAKER_06:

So what? The 60-year-old woman. God damn! Got out of bed at night, she lost her balance, and she fell onto her husband, who was lying beside the bed. He became trapped between the bed and the wall. And her titties. Leaving her unable to see these shits? Or get up. Neighbors rushed to help her. I believe that's her. And with great effort lifted her off of him, but the man was already unconscious. So emergency responders tried to resuscitate him, but he went into cardiac arrest and could not be revived. Can you imagine how he sounded when he when she landed? He was like, Local media noted that the wife's weight made it impossible for her to free herself. Oh, how big was she? Does it say how big she was? It reportedly took five men to move her from the narrow space. Police ruled out file foul play, describing it as a rare accident. She body slammed. And she came from the people's elbow. The wife is now receiving psychological counseling following the tragedy. Can you imagine like you kill the love of your life because you just big? And so now you have to deal with that psychological trauma. And every time you watch my 600-pound life, it just gives you PTSD.

SPEAKER_04:

She probably got a lot beer now.

SPEAKER_07:

No, bro. Was she 400? She had to be 400.

SPEAKER_06:

400 to 600 pounds. It took five adult men to get her out of that crevice. Now, so okay, so I'm just And the bed survived too?

SPEAKER_04:

He was trapped between a rock and a hard place. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_06:

I was at the end of I was at one time as well. So I one night had You was trapped between a rock and a hard time. This was a couple years back. No, like No, please let him tell it. I can't like a real rock and no. The way my bedroom was set up. So the way my bed was set up, and I had like a nightstand right next to it, but there was like space between the nightstand and the bed. Uh-huh. And I was just having like this really great dream. I don't understand what happened. Somehow I rolled off the bed. And between the space of the nightstand and the bed, and I was like a turtle. Like I could little legs kicking and shit. So I understand how she could have been in that predicament, especially being of a certain size, and not being able to not only freeze. Who was the guy in the crevices?

SPEAKER_03:

He was trapped.

SPEAKER_04:

He was trapped between her, the wall, and the bag.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. Wait. I am. Okay, so he on the ground. How did he get on the ground?

SPEAKER_06:

He they said that he was sitting beside the bed.

SPEAKER_07:

He was sitting and she toppled over and he was like, oh mama.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

And then he got okay.

SPEAKER_04:

He must have been tiny.

SPEAKER_07:

Everybody's tiny to her. No, don't do that.

SPEAKER_04:

That's not nice.

SPEAKER_07:

It's not?

SPEAKER_04:

It's not. She didn't do it on purpose. I didn't say she did. But it's not nice. Right. It's not nice. What's not nice? Don't make fun of her because she's big. She killed somebody because she's big. Sir, if you had a fell on top of somebody smaller than you and couldn't get up for a bit, you probably do the same thing. Especially if you're trapped. Yeah. And you're trying to get up. And it's a small person.

SPEAKER_06:

Crush them more. Crush them more trying to get up.

SPEAKER_07:

I can't imagine that.

SPEAKER_04:

But it can happen.

SPEAKER_07:

Because I'm athletic. Oh, Jesus. I would probably bounce back up real quickly.

SPEAKER_06:

Or caught my butt. No, you forgot. You ain't bounced back up since your mid-20s.

SPEAKER_07:

I would have caught myself before falling.

SPEAKER_06:

Only way you bouncing up is with that sleeve, mister. You better calm down.

SPEAKER_07:

I'll be like ticking this bitch. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_06:

That's a hot ass mess, but in pieces.

SPEAKER_07:

Well, first off, for the female, uh I know that's tough. Um, absolutely. You don't want your significant other to go out.

SPEAKER_06:

Can you imagine when they finally got her off of him and was like a pancake? I wonder if he had a last one.

SPEAKER_07:

What if before he was gotten conscious, he was just kind of mumbling underneath the like, please get off me.

SPEAKER_05:

You big bitch. I told you.

SPEAKER_06:

You two are horrible. Yo.

SPEAKER_03:

Uh what?

SPEAKER_07:

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03:

I ain't say shit.

SPEAKER_06:

We're gonna smooth the glide glass that.

SPEAKER_07:

But he couldn't so he couldn't get under the bed either.

SPEAKER_06:

Like he couldn't like crawl for his life if he's currently under a bed.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh I'm I'm still trying to picture it.

SPEAKER_06:

She's on top of him.

SPEAKER_07:

She couldn't roll. Oh, cause she's stuck in the middle.

SPEAKER_06:

They were stuck in the crevice.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, how old was the how old was the guy? Did he say 59? He was 59.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, she was 60.

SPEAKER_07:

Hundred?

SPEAKER_06:

We're gonna move on. So we have a who you got. We've got a who you got.

SPEAKER_04:

Before we do that, can we I just we got Connecticut news real quick, and I think this story is hilarious. Connecticut. So my God. So recently, like probably a few days ago. That's recent. Troopers were dispatched to I-91.

SPEAKER_07:

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I-91.

SPEAKER_06:

North or south.

SPEAKER_04:

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06:

No. We want to hear the Connecticut news.

SPEAKER_07:

No uh R-91. Nope. Going to the Haven?

SPEAKER_06:

Nope.

SPEAKER_03:

We got She got my nerves.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, was that that track the trailer thing with the monkey thing?

SPEAKER_06:

No. Oh, do you know that monkey thing with the um that there was a mother who ended up? Oh, shoot. Yeah, shooting the monkey that last monkey. Yeah. They were considering giving her charges. It wasn't my fault this monkey got loose. She's protecting her kids. Yeah. Like that's wild. She didn't kill Caesar.

SPEAKER_07:

But um Yeah, so what happened on I-91?

SPEAKER_06:

Um some of the um the signs. The uh like the highway signs? Yeah, the highway signs. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_07:

Well, they sell it for some crack.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04:

Didn't get far.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, they got caught at the next exit.

SPEAKER_07:

What is the point of selling a highway sign?

SPEAKER_06:

They was trying to sign to sell it.

SPEAKER_04:

That's some crackheads. What the fuck did you just say? That they was crying high in the talent. Crying high talent. That lady fell on me. Yo. She traumatized. She is. She will never marry again. Can you imagine?

SPEAKER_07:

But that's motivation to lose weight, though. So congratulations.

SPEAKER_06:

So, anyways, who you got?

SPEAKER_01:

That's motivation to lose weight.

SPEAKER_07:

She doesn't want to do it again. She'll become a serial killer at this point. If she all right, go ahead serial killer. That's why she got in the situation she is in. Killing that serial.

SPEAKER_04:

I wonder what never mind.

SPEAKER_06:

So vocally. Vocally. Who is the best singer? We've got Faith Evans, Kelly Price, Jasmine.

SPEAKER_07:

Is that Heartbreak Hotel, Kelly Price?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Jasmine Sullivan and Deborah Cox. Now, can I just preface this that I do not like the fact that they have Jasmine Sullivan in there? I don't either. Only because she is not of those three people's era. She's not of that elk. I think if anybody, they should have put Tamia in there.

SPEAKER_04:

She's not even in that like vocal bracket, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_06:

The era that they can't, like that they were. It's not the same. Um, she wasn't like, why would you even put her in there? But nevertheless, she's in there. But who who do you got as far as vocally best singer?

SPEAKER_07:

Well, first of all, is Deborah Cox's the one. Why did you get how did you get her? Yeah. Um and I forgot Kelly Price's Heartbreak Hotel. That's Whitney. She sang in it, but that's the thing.

SPEAKER_04:

Kelly Price and Faith sang on that song with her, but that was a Whitney Houston song. Heartbreak Hotel.

SPEAKER_06:

Kelly Price sings uh sang um As We Lay. As We Lay.

SPEAKER_07:

As We Lay. Oh, okay. And then who else is on there? Faith. Faith. Oh.

SPEAKER_04:

Don't do that to Faith. Like Faith. That's crazy. The thing.

SPEAKER_03:

Come on now, but you ain't had to do it. No, the way you look. Like you was like, ow, that bitch.

SPEAKER_07:

Compared to who's in the list?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh like was on a heartbreak hotel as well.

SPEAKER_07:

Okay. Y'all put her last, wouldn't you? Yeah. Okay, thank you.

SPEAKER_04:

That's not the point.

SPEAKER_07:

Who are you going with?

SPEAKER_06:

Who you going with? You said Jasmine. Jasmine Sullivan, Deborah Cox, Kelly Price, or Faith Evans.

SPEAKER_07:

Well, Kelly Price and Faith Evans is three and four. So it will be Deborah Cox and Jasmine Sullivan, and I'll give it to Jasmine.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay.

SPEAKER_07:

Even though I I I really like that one record from uh Deborah Cox. That's the only record I know from her. Oh, is it? Okay. So I don't really know her range uh vocal abilities outside of that song. So I'll give it to Jasmine.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm sorry, for me it's a toss-up between uh Deborah and um Kelly.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay.

SPEAKER_07:

Wow. Well, I haven't really heard a lot from Kelly either, so I'm giving it to Deborah.

SPEAKER_06:

Um it was interesting when I first saw this. For me, I fought between Kelly and Deborah only because I know a lot of their music. Yeah. And they both have range. They both have Kelly is a powerhouse as far as like um she was like the original uh Jay Hudson. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Really? Yeah. See, the only reason I said what I said, because I only heard Faith Evans and Jasmine Sullivan like different songs.

SPEAKER_04:

I only heard like one song from Kelly Price and one song from like you hear it too because Deborah Cox sang that song with what is his name, R.L. Is that R.L.? And she had one with Whitney. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

What song with R.L.

SPEAKER_04:

The song Um We Can't Be Friends. We can't be friends. That was her?

SPEAKER_06:

I didn't know that was her. And I'm not taking anything away from Jasmine Sullivan because Jasmine Sullivan. Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I just wouldn't have put her in the category with July.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, I wouldn't have either. But I also don't want to take anything away from Faith. I felt like people play Faith because her voice is not as strong as some other stuff.

SPEAKER_04:

But I think Faith's voice is strong. It's just her tone.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

People confuse tone with strength.

SPEAKER_06:

She Yeah, but I ain't I ain't never heard Faith do no real power behind her songs.

SPEAKER_04:

But again, that could also be how it's written for her, too.

SPEAKER_07:

Bad boys, baby. True. Take that, take that.

SPEAKER_04:

But Deborah Cox, even like her Broadway shit, that bitch could blow.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

See, I don't know I never might have those two songs. Outside of those two songs, I really haven't.

SPEAKER_04:

And she can still sing that song the same today.

SPEAKER_07:

Yes. That I didn't know. So I I'm outside of that. Acapella.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. So outside, that's why I was like, it's a toss-up for me for her and um Kelly, because I I I haven't heard anything like that. Did Kelly Price recently? But from off of what I've known of her, I'm like, that bitch is bad. Did Kelly Price do that record with R. Kelly?

SPEAKER_06:

Yes. Yes. She did multiple records. A lot of them with Ron Isley too. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

And that didn't really do nothing for me either. Yeah. Like, so I gotta really like go in the bag of Kelly Price and Deborah Cox, but yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Cool. But yeah, I'm giving it a Debbie geeks. Debbie. Debbie Geeks.

SPEAKER_07:

Cox. I can see why you cast your vote for her. What's next?

SPEAKER_06:

You got uh you got any gems for us?

SPEAKER_07:

I don't. Um I couldn't find anything. I'm sorry. So uh I'll I'll pick this back up next week. But why did you play the game? That's our gems. Alright.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm sorry, guys. You need help. Why did you play the music? He cut you off, too. He did. Well, can we give a uh a quick moment of silence? Um today is the anniversary of Heavy D's uh Diddley Diddle Diddley D. Heavy D uh passed away November 8th, 2011. Damn, that was the time. Wow.

SPEAKER_05:

Heavy fucking diddly D. Stop it. He was infamous for the diddly diddly diddly D. Diddley diddle diddly.

SPEAKER_06:

When you say that now, that word is associated with diddy now. The diddler. Yes.

SPEAKER_05:

Diddle diddly did.

SPEAKER_06:

Don't disgrace heavy. I got a uh I got a gym. Okay. Y'all worried about snap recipients buying cookies when you should be worried about billionaires buying 14-year-olds.

SPEAKER_01:

The ball got the bum.

SPEAKER_07:

That's what the fuck I'm talking about. That is crazy.

SPEAKER_04:

I actually heard that uh Connecticut actually put uh they put uh funds on these snap uh people here.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Okay.

SPEAKER_06:

On the snap people's hair.

SPEAKER_04:

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04:

Wow.

SPEAKER_06:

Coming out. Everybody getting a wig.

SPEAKER_04:

You get a wig, you get a wig, you get a wig.

SPEAKER_06:

I think it's actually kind of disgusting, like the comments and stuff that I've been reading from people about this whole thing with people and losing their snap right now.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

It's really disgusting how people just don't give a shit about it.

SPEAKER_07:

It's crazy, but my kitchen is full. What?

SPEAKER_06:

And that's our gems.

SPEAKER_07:

I'm sorry. I couldn't find half the stuff in the first one. This is it's crazy. But I hope they I hope they get all their stuff back.

SPEAKER_04:

That's wild. Wasn't you on food sticks?

SPEAKER_07:

No. I never was. I could I could never be Connecticut.

SPEAKER_06:

I didn't even know you planted a tree in here.

SPEAKER_07:

I'm saying. But you were, weren't you?

SPEAKER_04:

Sure was. I'm not embarrassed by it.

SPEAKER_07:

I could never get it. Shit. I haven't heard a case where males.

SPEAKER_04:

Well, I know plenty of males on.

SPEAKER_07:

I never I never heard uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

You ain't got no male friends, so you wouldn't know.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh. Probably don't.

SPEAKER_06:

Just him and his sleeve.

SPEAKER_04:

Not the sleeve.

SPEAKER_06:

Leave that sleeve alone. No, he is gonna enjoy the no, I am not fuck you talking about. He's gonna text me tomorrow morning like this was the best gift ever. Right.

SPEAKER_05:

Small ass sleeve.

SPEAKER_04:

Thank you, sleeve. I thought I got the right size. Oh now who plant trees?

SPEAKER_07:

Anyway.

SPEAKER_06:

And that's our gems.

SPEAKER_07:

That's our gems. Anyway. That is it for us. Thank you for joining us. Um fuck you. Uh I ain't got no picks. Gave up. This shit is it's stupid. Cowgirls suck. They on a bye week this week.

SPEAKER_04:

Speaking of that, shout out to the um Marshawn. Um, was it Nealin?

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, yeah, rest in peace, Marshawn from the Cowboys who uh took his own life after a car crash. I mean car chase from with the police. Yeah. Um Rest in peace, dude. Um that they work in my nerves. Oh, that would have been horrible for me to say, but yeah, never mind. Shaking on you no turn. I pick better defense. Running from the couch. Sorry. Bye.

SPEAKER_00:

Let's see how much you can earn. Why me go big like the worm? And I ain't smoking no shrimp. I'm gonna be big, peanut. Q pee, keep I love my bitches, it's pretty, they showing their titties, it's up to the cellar. I let them go.

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