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Episode 10: Ain't Nobody Humpin Around
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SPEAKER_09:Enjoy the show. Yeah. Welcome back to the table, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, we're going back. Let's enjoy ourselves today.
SPEAKER_08:It's a beautiful day today. Oh my god, let's go. Oh yeah. Hope y'all enjoy y'all live. It is Wednesday and it's update. The week is almost over, baby.
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SPEAKER_09:Oh my God. What's going on, ladies and gentlemen? Thank you for joining us again at the table. Oh my God. Let's go. Oh, it's been it's been fun this week. How's everybody doing? If you're new to the show, I'm Mr. I'm Barbara Walters. Hi, Barbara.
SPEAKER_05:Also known as Sean Anthony.
SPEAKER_09:Look at nipples over here. Jesus Christ. It is not cold over here, bro. I am. Yo, for real. Like that uh, what was that girl from Golden Goldfinger? Shooting picks.
SPEAKER_10:Oh my god. I am that woman. Titty ninny. Titty.
SPEAKER_09:Oh. Titty ninny.
SPEAKER_05:Titty ninny. Uh, how was everybody's week? Uh, it was draining. I'm tired. My body hurts.
SPEAKER_06:Oh no.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Why your body hurt? I'm recovering. Why are you drained? Or were or did you do the draining? Why are you like what's what happened? Why are you? He thought the magic in his hands.
SPEAKER_07:Ooh.
SPEAKER_09:Oh, you just what was just moving around? Yeah, I was moving around a lot. Yeah, you fresh. Ain't nobody humping around.
SPEAKER_00:Oh my God.
SPEAKER_09:Y'all understand the choice of music now. But otherwise, I mean it was a it was a good week. Encore? Next week? No. No. All right. Nina, what about you? How was your week?
SPEAKER_10:Um, it was alright. It was actually choppy because choppy. Like chopsui? Yeah, because I had what a couple days off. I was just like, yeah, I'm not going in.
SPEAKER_09:You just decided to not go? I decided not to go. Oh, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_10:If you got the time, use it. When I went in, I had to go far out. So and that kind of shortened the day because I was like, you Most of the day was driving? Pretty much. The girl I went with, she was like, so how long we be? I said, as soon as we're done with this, we're leaving. Yeah. So we was right there for like a few hours. Who would you go with? Nope. I am not saying her name. Sean A is obsessed. What's her name?
SPEAKER_06:Oh my god. Now I want to hear the name.
SPEAKER_10:No.
SPEAKER_00:Oh. No.
SPEAKER_09:No. Her name, weird.
SPEAKER_10:It's not weird. It's very Spanish.
SPEAKER_09:Oh, it's a Spanish name. It was like, it's like. It's different. Oh. It's different.
SPEAKER_05:It makes me feel warm inside.
SPEAKER_09:Like tequila Sabrina.
SPEAKER_10:No.
SPEAKER_05:What? What?
SPEAKER_09:No, nothing like that. Alright, all right. Yeah, we're gonna move along.
SPEAKER_07:Tequila Sabrina.
SPEAKER_09:Sanchez. Not Sanchez. Stop it. I didn't do it. It was a the long work week for me. So and reports was done, so I didn't really have too much to do.
SPEAKER_05:So what's a short week?
SPEAKER_09:Well, for me, yeah. I work from home with nothing really to do.
SPEAKER_05:Did you have your Friday off?
SPEAKER_09:No, no, not that's not this weekend. Every other week I have my Friday off. So next week should be fun. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:The question is, are you guys ready for Thanksgiving? I feel like it seems like this year is a little like nonchalant for everything.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, I mean, I think I think this is my son's favorite holidays, Thanksgiving. But I, you know, just preparing for it. I don't think it's it's not as uh not as exciting as it was.
SPEAKER_10:Like it was, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_09:Like the prep work, all this prep work that gotta go in. I don't even know what I'm doing for Thanksgiving yet. Either, you know.
SPEAKER_10:I know what I'm doing.
SPEAKER_09:Cooking.
SPEAKER_10:I don't technically cook really, but yeah. Not I don't cook big, but yeah.
SPEAKER_09:I don't know what I'm doing. Well, yeah, my mom invited like she actually doing something this Thanksgiving since we're in talking terms now. So she invited us, though, if y'all want to go. That's good. I'm supposed to cook some stuff, but I don't know. Yeah. I'm just trying to eat. So any any places that I got food, I'm eating. I think my daughter trying to get me to cook a whole chicken. Really?
SPEAKER_10:Yeah. I'm not doing that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Is is is turkey still the staple for Thanksgiving? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah? I like for the last, I don't know. People usually don't usually do turkey. They do something else other than turkey. Really? I mean, that's what I've heard. I haven't met a person yet. They do like ham or like they'll do other.
SPEAKER_10:So you mean they won't do a turkey and just do ham?
SPEAKER_09:They were doing something else other than ham. I mean, other than turkey, sorry.
SPEAKER_10:No, I know at my parents' house it's turkey, ham.
SPEAKER_09:It's everything.
SPEAKER_10:Chicken. Yeah, it's whatever, yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Is fried chicken a Thanksgiving uh thing to bring? Yeah. Yeah?
SPEAKER_10:Mm-hmm. Why not? Why wouldn't it be? If you know how to fry chicken. Right.
SPEAKER_09:I remember last Thanksgiving.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah. But you know what? I don't I don't really care too much about bringing the fried chicken because I like my fried chicken fresh out of the damn grease. Like it's like cook it, and then then you bring it later when you show up, and now you just got soggy, uh, not so crunchy chicken, and it's just sitting there, and it's like, yeah.
SPEAKER_09:What's not uh acceptable uh Thanksgiving dish or meat?
SPEAKER_10:I don't think it matters.
SPEAKER_09:Yo, why you start grinning like that?
SPEAKER_10:The word meat.
SPEAKER_05:No, it was the way he said it. Meat. What'd you say Arby's?
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, as soon as you heard Arby's, we have the meats. Don't nobody want Arby's meat.
SPEAKER_05:I got stuck in Arby's.
SPEAKER_09:So what what dish? What dish isn't acceptable?
SPEAKER_05:Um at Thanksgiving? Yeah. Mashed uh potato salad.
SPEAKER_09:Mashed potato salad? Mashed potato salad.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, I was like, what?
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. Um for me, it depends on the people. It's like somebody who can bean casserole. Oh, any any kind of casserole.
SPEAKER_10:That's why I said it depends on the people.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Corn? Just straight corn or corn on the cob.
SPEAKER_05:I like corn. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_09:It doesn't seem like that makes the table.
SPEAKER_05:That's strange. Because everybody eats it during the week, probably all the time. Well, what's really funny is because like mashed potatoes is a staple for Thanksgiving. And nobody we don't ever have mashed potatoes. We always have potato salad. Yeah. We never have mashed potatoes and gravy.
SPEAKER_09:No.
SPEAKER_05:Wow.
SPEAKER_09:That could stay for another day. Potato salad.
SPEAKER_10:So we'd be like, that's just too much starch with all the other starch. Like, what are you talking about? Thanksgiving. This is a plate of starch. How is that the one starch that you like we don't want to do?
SPEAKER_05:It's a plate of starch with some meat. Yeah, it's like meat with meat and then like potato salad. Anyway.
SPEAKER_09:Alright, so uh what's going on in this filthy world of ours?
SPEAKER_05:Filthy isn't is the word. Yeah. Yeah, filthy is the word.
SPEAKER_09:Oh, did I set it up properly?
SPEAKER_05:I did, actually. I don't even know what the topics are. Good gerb. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Let's go.
SPEAKER_05:Would you look at that?
SPEAKER_09:Good gerb. I usually don't know what the topics are because he seems to be throw like throwing me for a loop every time y'all talk about him.
SPEAKER_05:So there's actually a sad story out of Texas where a young man was kidnapped at gunpoint and forced into sex work. So why? I'm sorry. Why? You already starting off.
SPEAKER_09:You already starting off. Hey yo, like, what was the kidnappers thinking, like, oh, he'll be perfect. Stop it. That's fucked up.
SPEAKER_05:So like a home neck. Oh shit. So the victim, um, he's asked to remain anonymous. Okay. Um, he says that the nightmare began on October 18th, and it lasted nearly a week before he managed to escape. Um, in his words, he says it was really ghetto and it was scary. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_09:So, wait, he got so if it was more elegant, he would be like Right.
SPEAKER_10:Like he got picked up.
SPEAKER_09:They gave me wine. They gave me wine and rubbed my back.
SPEAKER_05:He says he was first approached by a woman named Esmerel De Pinya. That's when he went wrong. Who he described as a friend. He says that she offered him what sounded like a quick money-making opportunity. Oh, he didn't give me that. He won. He says that she reportedly took him to the Regency M Motel where he met a woman named Cookie. An Empire. Yeah. Cookie. Uh identified as Herbanique Forest.
SPEAKER_10:Herbonique? Herbanique. Herbonique. Hey, yo. Stop it.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. This shit ghetto's ass.
SPEAKER_10:Herbonique and Esmeralda.
SPEAKER_09:Oh shit. So he's trying to mask that with cookies.
SPEAKER_10:You see what they look like? No. You got put it. I'll let y'all let him finish. Then I'll put you eat. Okay.
SPEAKER_05:So he says when he met Kirby, I mean Kirby. Oh my God. Yo. I combined Cookie and Herb. Kirby Hancock. Kirby Hancock. That's my new stage name. Yeah, it is. Okay, so um he says that when he met Cookie, that that's when shit went left. Um he says that. Shit went left when he met. He says that they created an escort profile for him online and demanded that he have sex with men for money. When he refused, he says that they assaulted him. He says it was a lot of crackheads, like a lot of them. He recalled. He says, like a lot of sketchy homeless people. So he says he escaped the next day and made it back to his apartment. Oh my God. And four hours later, um, the doorbell camera footage showed that Pinha showed back up with her Bonique and an armed man, um, identified as Nixon Simmons, and they forced him back into the car at gunpoint. Cookie started beating him, and um So wait, he was home?
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, he opened the door? Look, um because how the fuck? Whatever.
SPEAKER_05:Maybe his door ain't had no locks. He said it was ghetto.
SPEAKER_10:Um Cookie, that's you!
SPEAKER_05:She told him that if he ever left again, that she would blow his brains out.
SPEAKER_10:No, she's open.
SPEAKER_05:He's a young guy. He's not like a like don't think of him like as like a grown-grown man. Like he's he's a young guy. Like how young teenager. Uh 17? They say his age? No, but he's uh he was a teen. Oh, okay. Um, which is part of the reason why he's remaining anonymous.
SPEAKER_06:Okay.
SPEAKER_05:Um, and then over the next six days, he says that he was repeatedly beaten and drugged and forced to solicit men for sex um in the parking lot. He said um he only gave in once. Um that was pretty cute. Um and then no, so that's not nice. Okay, sorry. You never use it. We're gonna cut that out.
SPEAKER_11:Hey yo.
SPEAKER_00:No, I don't know.
SPEAKER_05:So um he says that um his saving grace came from a hidden phone and a desperate text to his aunt, who managed to pick him up while um his captors weren't paying attention and watching him. Um so the three have been arrested, they're behind bars, and they're facing aggravated kidnapping charges as the investigation continues.
SPEAKER_09:Um my god, that can't is that sh uh Shakrita Shabonika? Herbanika Herbenika? No, oh my god.
SPEAKER_05:So thankfully he is freedom. She got a dead out of it out, and those um horrible people have been arrested.
SPEAKER_09:Good. Good for them. Get arrested.
SPEAKER_05:It's actually it's a real thing out here though. It is very scary. You have to really, really For a male or a female, you have to just be cautious, keep your head on a swivel. Wait, don't just take every opportunity and think that it's a good opportunity, a quick way to make money.
SPEAKER_09:Who was he living with?
SPEAKER_10:His parents, probably.
SPEAKER_09:They might have been at work, and so he opened a door.
SPEAKER_10:But his parents ain't look for him for six days?
SPEAKER_09:Like, I can't answer any of those questions. Yo, it just doesn't make any sense. Like he was at his house, but he doesn't own it, so he had to be staying with somebody.
SPEAKER_00:Well, I don't know. No, no, no, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_09:Like, no, like an apartment of what's that makes sense.
SPEAKER_10:Like if they could have been looking for him, but if they know where he was, they couldn't find him.
SPEAKER_05:It doesn't have to be alone.
SPEAKER_09:I'm just saying if he's a younger teen.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, but even 17, 18, yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Oh. Well, that's probably never.
SPEAKER_09:Well, get well, uh, heel. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01:Vinegar. Stop it. What? What? I don't know.
SPEAKER_05:What is vinegar gonna do? Who says that he was penetrating? You say you gave it one time. Yes, that means he's had sex. He didn't say he was too.
SPEAKER_09:Let's move on. You okay.
SPEAKER_05:This is your fault. Ah, what's next?
SPEAKER_10:I ain't kidnapped her.
SPEAKER_05:Did you say kidnap her?
SPEAKER_10:I said I ain't kidnapping.
SPEAKER_06:Well, you know what I mean better, I think. What's going on?
SPEAKER_09:What's next?
SPEAKER_10:Oh, y'all waiting for me to read? No more readings. What's the next topic? No, sir. Get off the table. A tragic discovery was made over the weekend. See what I'm talking about?
SPEAKER_09:No, but uh yo. It's not even you. Go ahead, I'm listening. The tone was so like channel three, like I was trying to be professional. Since when we try to be professional. I'm always professional.
SPEAKER_10:We always try to be professional. I am too. Lies. You are far from professional. Professional asshole.
SPEAKER_09:No, go ahead.
SPEAKER_05:You said did you say you were a professional asshole? So you have a profile? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Mm-hmm. It's on LinkedIn.
SPEAKER_10:Her nigga. Ooh, sorry. I am so sorry. That was crazy. God damn. A tragic discovery was made over the weekend.
SPEAKER_06:Oh. Oh my God.
unknown:Alright.
SPEAKER_06:I'm not even gonna look at you. I'm just I'm listening.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, y'all look down. A tragic discovery was made over the weekend at the U.S. Postal Service Distribution Center in Allen Park, located at Oakwood Boulevard, just off the Suffol Freeway, boarding Dearborn. Police say a 36-year-old employee was found dead inside the massive mail facility around 1225 Saturday, November 8th. Investigators investigators, investigators believed the man had been trapped in the mail.
SPEAKER_07:Yo, it was it was his giggle.
SPEAKER_09:He didn't even giggle. Oh, his whole body shook. No, he was doing so well. Go ahead. This is in Connecticut?
SPEAKER_10:No.
SPEAKER_09:Nothing happens here. I know.
SPEAKER_10:No, seriously.
SPEAKER_09:Where's this at?
SPEAKER_10:Um Detroit.
SPEAKER_09:Okay.
SPEAKER_10:I meant, yeah, that was right.
SPEAKER_09:Um the city.
SPEAKER_10:Investigators believe man had been trapped in a mail handling machine for six to eight hours. That's what they call him. Oh. They never said his name. Oh. Man. That's what it says. Believe the man had been trapped in the mill.
SPEAKER_05:He was like, oh, his name is man.
SPEAKER_10:If that's the believe man. Man had been trapped in the silly machine for six to eight hours before fire crews were called to the scene. The incident was first reported by maintenance staff. Um they're saying that um death doesn't seem suspicious, so there's really like no really yeah, like how how it happened. They don't know. That's crazy. His wife reported him missing. That's how they never remember.
SPEAKER_06:So he died in the mailroom.
SPEAKER_10:It says he was stuck in a male sorting machine.
SPEAKER_09:And nobody knows how he got in there.
SPEAKER_05:And they don't find it suspicious.
SPEAKER_10:Right.
SPEAKER_05:I I don't know what a male handling.
SPEAKER_10:I don't know.
SPEAKER_05:So they naturally just find bodies in the male sorting machine.
SPEAKER_10:Right, I don't know. That's weird. For six to eight hours. Wow. So nobody was working during that shit? The maintenance staff found him. Oh, so this is after hours?
SPEAKER_05:After hours. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, because the wife did he never returned home, so the wife was working.
SPEAKER_09:Don't they have like a late shift? Yeah, yeah. I mean they shut.
SPEAKER_10:At the distribution center. I mean, we got third shifts. Right, that's true. They was our sleep. I know. Or they was a part of the problem. Right. I'm just Yeah, because that's weird. I know they got cameras in there. They got you used to work for the No?
SPEAKER_09:I used to work for what? You delivered packages, Mr. Not those type of packages.
SPEAKER_10:You used to work for the post office, though, right?
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, but we we don't have mail sorted machines.
SPEAKER_10:There was a mail handling machine.
SPEAKER_09:We don't have those machines either. Who would you have? We had we we just get a a large tray and then we sort it out.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, so y'all did it by yourself. By hand, yeah. So y'all was like in a sweatshop.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, pretty much.
SPEAKER_10:So I want to know what this machine was for him to be stuck in I was also in a processing place where they did checks and stuff.
SPEAKER_09:So I I I think I know what kind of I don't know if there's the same sort of machine, but it's nothing you can get stuck in.
SPEAKER_10:And that's what I'm thinking too.
SPEAKER_05:Like what was he stuck in? Maybe this is like a large distribution center. Yeah, probably.
SPEAKER_10:Well, it is big if you like just like Oh, this was at a post office. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Oh. Yeah, I maybe that's when the mail comes in.
SPEAKER_05:I uh And it gets sorted through this machine or whatever.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, before they put it in the trays, maybe I I don't I I wasn't behind the scenes. Yeah. I'll get it from the tray and then go to my station and then sort my mail by the use by the by the streets.
SPEAKER_10:That I was missing.
SPEAKER_09:I ain't exactly what he said, but I know he said something.
SPEAKER_05:Me never. That's crazy though. Well, rest in peace is I wonder if they shipped him out.
SPEAKER_09:You said you wonder if they shipped him out?
SPEAKER_10:He was in the mail handling machine.
SPEAKER_09:So they shipped pieces of him out?
SPEAKER_05:Is that what you said? So rest in peace, after 232 years, the US Mint has decided to stop making them the pennies.
SPEAKER_10:That everybody just keeps tossing on the fucking floor.
SPEAKER_09:Motherfuckers don't care about them pennies. I do. I mean, some people do. I collect them shits.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, old people care about pennies.
SPEAKER_05:You better start hanging on to them because now they're gonna be uh worth something, yeah. And you know, the question everybody's like, so what are you gonna do when something costs a dollar sixty six? Right.
SPEAKER_09:They're gonna have to do it. They're gonna round it up. Yeah, they're gonna try it.
SPEAKER_05:They're gonna round up now. Because they're not gonna round down.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. You could find a penny. They should round down. Hold on.
SPEAKER_05:They're gonna stop making them, but you can still find a penny.
SPEAKER_09:Because if it's if it's so you don't if it's ten dollars and twelve cents, I mean, like if it's ten dollars and twelve cents, it shouldn't be ten dollars and twenty or fifteen.
SPEAKER_05:You think that uh uh they're gonna cut themselves?
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, they sure it's ten cent 12 cents.
SPEAKER_10:I'm gonna give you ten. When you go to the stores now and they try to give you pennies for change and you be like, Y'all don't these these is invalid. I think the shit out of them round this shit up and give me my money.
SPEAKER_05:Remember during COVID when there was the shortage of the change and like the different stores used to have the signs up like uh trying to pay in um exact cash because we don't have change. Like they ran low on, yeah. Like, so it's gonna be either paying by card or exact change. Or you round up.
SPEAKER_09:I want them to round up my change, just like you said. My change is 15 cents or 16 cents. I want 20 cents. Give me it. I don't want that penny.
SPEAKER_10:You're gonna get a dime and they're gonna keep keep the rest of the change.
SPEAKER_05:They're gonna give you an IOU.
SPEAKER_10:No, fuck that.
SPEAKER_05:See your customer.
SPEAKER_10:They could go see the government.
SPEAKER_05:But yeah, I don't know. That's you know, money only has the value that we put on it, so yeah.
SPEAKER_09:TSA just got some money too.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, they did. They got uh$10,000 checks.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. The shutdown. Well, thank you, I guess.
SPEAKER_05:I mean, because they were forced.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, I know, yeah. But wasn't it airport shut shutting he shut down airports?
SPEAKER_05:They were um canceling their flights. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:They used to pay everybody.
SPEAKER_05:I think that's what actually really like made them reopen. And the government wouldn't know.
SPEAKER_09:I hear that I think a stimulus is in the works. But I don't believe it. I don't believe it either. I don't believe nothing that man does in the Oval Office.
SPEAKER_05:A tariff stimulus.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, some stupid shit like that.
SPEAKER_10:He's just making shit up at this point.
SPEAKER_05:I mean it's like so you put the fucking tariffs out there, shit went up, and now you're talking about, oh hey, by the way, cost of living just went up because we don't got none here.
SPEAKER_09:$2,000.
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. That would end up gonna fuck you over next year when you're planning for taxes.
SPEAKER_10:Shit gonna go up even higher.
SPEAKER_05:Like and people so stupid, they're like, yeah, give me my fucking stimulus.
SPEAKER_10:Because everybody just wants money right now. Everybody's starving for money.
SPEAKER_09:Well, it's not like you give it back. So if he sends you a check for$2,000, it's not like you get this shit back.
SPEAKER_05:So I'm cashing it.
SPEAKER_09:You're not?
SPEAKER_05:If you don't cash it, what they gonna do? Say, I never got it.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say.
SPEAKER_05:And then once that year passed, I'm gonna go to one of them bodegas and then I'm gonna.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, for real. Check cash in place.
SPEAKER_03:Right?
SPEAKER_09:They charge you$115 just to check. Hermander or whatever her name is.
SPEAKER_05:Hermander. Herbinique.
SPEAKER_09:Herbinique, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Hermander.
SPEAKER_09:Anyway, my bag, what's next?
SPEAKER_05:That's like glorimar.
SPEAKER_04:Dig you would die if I could say it.
SPEAKER_09:Sanchez.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Oh shit.
SPEAKER_00:So I got a question. Question, question, question, anyone?
SPEAKER_05:Yo. Your wife, mister, your wife gets pregnant by another man by mistake. By mistake.
SPEAKER_10:As a good husband. Fuck out of here, bitch. By mistake?
SPEAKER_05:Fuck out of here. As a good husband. No, fuck nothing. Kill him. So I'm assuming I'm assuming. To me and say this was by mistake. Yeah, by mistake means yes, she purposely cheated, but her intentions wasn't to get pregnant. And so either the condom broke, it didn't work, or what have you. And so that was the mistake, not the cheating. It's all that's wild. All of it. That's wild. All of it. Nah. Like y'all bitches have gotten pregnant by mistake. Stop it. Who do we really want to go down that road? Yes. Not in my car. That shit wasn't by mistake. All of yours was by mistake, all 26. Okay. Let's not do that.
SPEAKER_10:No, it wasn't by mistake.
SPEAKER_05:That was that was just she she tripped and fell on it.
SPEAKER_10:No, no, no. I'm saying, like, it's not by mistake when you when you're doing something and you know it's not whatever. It's not by mistake.
SPEAKER_05:No, well, the act is not by mistake. Like you have sex. Yes, you know you're having sex.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Like, it's by mistake.
SPEAKER_05:I just explained this.
SPEAKER_10:Not in that case. No, no, no. I'm not talking about this. I'm talking about what you said of me. I was like, no, that wasn't by mistake. That was that was it wasn't. Did you plan to get pregnant all those times? No, but it wasn't like I didn't know it was happening.
SPEAKER_09:You know, it was no condom involved.
SPEAKER_10:So it was like it was gonna do the possibility. Yeah, that's what I mean, if that makes sense. That's what I just explained. But I don't know if that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_05:No, you was like, you was like, you know the act, but the intent was not to get pregnant. No, you were saying something like the condom break that was all that's yeah, I was giving examples of how it could have happened.
SPEAKER_09:Gotcha.
SPEAKER_05:The act, yes, you're cheating or you're having sex, so you know the possibilities happening, but the intent was not to end up pregnant. That's what I'm saying. Oh you didn't go into it saying, Yeah, I'm having sex and I'm going to get pregnant.
SPEAKER_09:No, I don't think anybody does, unless those for those who pregnant. Yeah, for those who plan for those people who don't plan for it.
SPEAKER_10:Just so technically, I get it. It is, it was a mistake.
SPEAKER_09:It doesn't make sense. Yeah, that's talking through. This whole question, this whole question is like she cheated. The fuck.
SPEAKER_05:Well, but lots of people cheat. That's what the question is. What would you do?
SPEAKER_09:There's no getting to the second part of that question.
SPEAKER_05:Well, for some people there is. Not everybody just leaves because someone cheated.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, because they lie and they don't know.
SPEAKER_10:No, not all the time. That's not true. That's not true.
SPEAKER_09:You don't know if they cheat unless either you find out some shit or they tell you the truth, and nine times out of ten, they ain't telling you the truth. So how do you know what you're talking about?
SPEAKER_10:So it's still technically you know now.
SPEAKER_09:No, what you said before.
SPEAKER_10:No, when he was like the the whole thing with his answer with the cheating, like you think you find out, you eventually find out, so you still know. That's why he said a lot of people still stay. Right. Regardless of how you found out about it.
SPEAKER_09:So you would stay, so they would stay when they find out they cheating, but you want to know after they stay from the cheating, if they you would stay when you find out they were pregnant by mistake.
SPEAKER_05:Well, I think so. There's a lot of like relationships where, and like even if you reverse it, there's a lot of relationships where a man will cheat on their girlfriend or wife or what have you, and end up fathering a child over here. And they don't just naturally just be like, oh, okay, I'm out of here. I'm right. They stay. Lots of people stay.
SPEAKER_09:Even sometimes the children. Wait, who stays? The guy stays or the female stays?
SPEAKER_05:The female.
SPEAKER_10:The female. He said if you flipped it, a lot of times guys have cheated and fathered other child over here.
SPEAKER_05:Because men are hypocrites.
SPEAKER_09:Yes.
SPEAKER_05:That's so crazy. But yeah, you're right. But it's so crazy how that works. Why is that like there's no fairness in that? And it never, like, why do you why why why do you feel that is?
SPEAKER_09:I I heard this a few times on the internet. When you can have a master key that unlocks any door. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_10:You're gonna stick your key in that door just to see what it unlocks?
SPEAKER_09:If you are that's correct. If you are a lock that could take any key. So the analogy went something like that.
SPEAKER_07:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_09:And I it made sense when they say it. I don't I'm not making sense what I'm because I I can't I don't know the quote exactly. But no. I think that's where men when when men find out women cheat and have sex with somebody else, they have to live with the visual. Then they gotta live with the seeing the dude, if they're even around the dude, to be like, for him to kind of walk by like his existence is like I'll fuck your whiz. And it's like, I'm gonna stay with you.
SPEAKER_10:And women gotta go through that too.
SPEAKER_05:I we don't care. And now so like for the for this with that scenario that you just gave, and then this question. So like the woman say like it was flipped, and it's like, so they gotta go through that, but then also a child ended up coming from it. Now, was that child planned?
SPEAKER_09:I don't I don't think any child planned when when they're cheating is involved. I think it depends on the person.
SPEAKER_05:Some of these people be out here like, yeah, I'm about to put a baby in this bitch.
SPEAKER_09:I mean, I I don't I don't put it past anybody.
SPEAKER_05:Like, I know either side. So, like, should that should the wife or the girlfriend eat it?
SPEAKER_09:But they should have swallowed. So I'm just I'm so do you think it would it should be like so if they cheated, is it easier to swallow that with not having a kid to be able to forgive it or Yeah, I think the the pregnancy the the the pregnancy throws a different type of wrench in the the decision making, right? I I think fem when dudes do it to female well Yeah, when dudes do it to females, right? They don't give a shit. I I I don't think the dudes give a shit, but I think the the female who I are like they they act off emotion a lot of times. And and they they are more forgiving and then more motherly and naturally when it comes to another child. Some sometimes. So you got some females who actually so for those I'm talking about for those who forgive the guy, you know what I'm saying? And then that that wants it to work, and so they would accept the the the child out of wedlock or cheating or whatever, so it's they would do that, and then it it the relationship might fall the rocks because shit's just not right. He can't keep doing it. But there's some that just like dudes, I think they're they're saying that was just like fuck that. Yeah, the fact that you cheated is bad, but on top of that, you got this bitch pregnant, it's over. Yeah, you see what's I thought? I think it goes both ways. You know what I'm saying? I just think females are just a little bit more emotional, and dudes just don't give a fuck. Sometimes it's interesting that she's saying sometimes. I'm not saying all of them are not gonna be a little bit more. No, no, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_05:I was gonna say it's interesting that you say um that the females are more emotional because the men are emotional. Wouldn't it be that the men are more emotional because they can't handle it and so they just immediately cut it off and stick through it?
SPEAKER_09:I think I think both are emotional regardless. I like I think they they do the same thing, right? But it comes to like forgiveness, though. I think it's more we wouldn't forgive off of emotion. We we we don't it's anger at that point.
SPEAKER_10:I don't think it's anger. I think it's more of a selfish. I know. I think it's just more of a selfish thing for that.
SPEAKER_09:I don't think so. Because I don't think it's selfish. I don't I wouldn't call it their decision selfish. I think I just think it's it's it's a it's an emotion. They just don't tap into that type of emotion. It's either they're fucking pissed. Like, think about it. Like some dudes just why are they really trying to they piss me and then they they go to the links of I'ma take you out and I'm gonna take myself out because you wasn't supposed to be out there fucking people. You see what I'm saying? They they get to that type of anger. And it's that's not I don't think that's I mean that could be in a DNA for females, but you don't hear a lot of lot uh I mean it happened, you know what I'm saying? But you don't hear too many of those stories. I know I'm saying it it it's like that, but you hear more stories of dudes doing some wild shit more than a female would do that type of thing.
SPEAKER_10:And I think that just has to do with media. Oh, yeah, I'm playing a lot on the whole war of the sexes against each other, and it's stupid when it's it's taxing. I think we all do the same. Exactly. It's all so equal out on each end.
SPEAKER_09:Like it's because you get a unhinged female and it's it's different in how men and women handle situations.
SPEAKER_10:Yes, absolutely.
SPEAKER_05:Because for men, like you said, like I think when men get cheated on, it can either be or sometimes both the I can't believe you did this shit to me, but a lot of it is I think more on the ego side. Yeah, like you got me out here looking like a fucking fool, and I gotta see this.
SPEAKER_09:Only because we put like only because if we're we're we're supposed to be the provider and doing all this stuff to we had to court you, we had to fight you get you. Like, we don't it don't come that easy for us. So we have to work for you, we have to work to get you, and then when we got you, we have to do these things to keep you uh on top of the uh affection and all that. You know what I'm saying? You you want to be you you want to be taken care of sometimes. I'm not saying all females are like that that want to be taken care of, but they they want the man, they want that man, they want that whatever description or whatever they they create of the men they want, and then you're gonna turn around and cheat. So now we gotta deal with all this shit that yo, I did all this shit for you, and you're gonna fucking go out and cheat on me with some other dude. Now I gotta now I gotta look like at the sucker out here that went and courted you, got you this, got you that, put you up, all this other shit. Now I'm out here looking like a goddamn fool. I think that's the anger where where it comes from, and it's like fuck all that. And I'm sure that's on the opposite opposite side too, like females taking these bum ass niggas, and then you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_10:So I mean I think but it's not not bum niggas, like female taking good niggas too, and still shit happening. I'm yeah, I'm not I'm saying I'm not I'm I'm it's not just bum niggas out there, you know.
SPEAKER_09:No, I'm not I'm not saying all of the people, I'm just saying those certain select few when in those types of relationships. I think that would be easier to kind of to compare those type of relationships. I'm not saying all relationships don't like that. I'm just comparing that particular type of relationship to what I'm yeah, so you know what I'm saying? So I th I think that's more of where we are when it comes to like a if a female cheat on us, it's like I bitch, like I just did all this shit, and you still step out on me, and I'll look like a goddamn fool. Nah. You know what I'm saying? So but I'm I'm not saying that's just the men's side. I'm just I'm saying females say that, but I think we're more reactive for us to do that off the rip.
SPEAKER_10:I think you know, I think I think honestly, as speaking from a shut up, y'all. Females perspective, because I know y'all was gonna say some stupid shit.
SPEAKER_09:Like you are the female, so you don't have to like announce.
SPEAKER_10:No, you're not gonna be funny. No, that's what I said stupid. Anyway, so my whole thought process. I'm sorry. I don't even know what the fuck I was about to say. She was like me, female.
SPEAKER_09:The men's I took over.
SPEAKER_10:No, I wanted to say from my perspective, but I don't even fucking remember what I was about to say now. It'll come back to me.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, but whatever. I think it's very interesting though, because you everything you said, I completely agree with because I've seen it. Play out that. Yeah. And it's so crazy though, how the standard, the double standard comes to that.
SPEAKER_09:It's always the double standard. And it's funny because it's like when I was young, like the younger version of me would hate the fact that if my I would I would hate the fact if I would have got cheated on. Yeah. To the point. So I would I'll be so angry if it even happened. So as I got older, I I I realized like there's nothing to like bug out for. It happens, it's life. You cheat on me, it's whatever, I'm out. You know what I'm saying? But I, you know, you just you you gotta figure out the type of relationship you want. Sometimes you take it back, you you're looking to probably get cheated on again.
SPEAKER_05:So it's like I think what makes it crazy for me is because of those exact reasons that you guys both like explained, and you know how that would feel, or how it felt because you experienced it, or how you would ultimately react, or that person could react based on finding out you cheated, why you still choose to do it. Yeah. Instead of be like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, that's yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Like I wonder, like, that's always been like a right so the I it gotta be something within the relationship that is not working. And you might as well I I've learned that like you might as well just call the fucking relationship off if it's not working for you. But sometimes there's certain parts of the relationship you like so much that you feel like you're not gonna get from anywhere. So let me keep Yeah, like I don't want to ruin that part. I got the safety net here, and then I I go out and get what I I think I need from somewhere else. So it's if the relationship is just not what it is, just let everything go. Yeah, and just find everything within a person instead of so yeah, it is what it is.
SPEAKER_10:Wow. That should be on the t-shirt. It is what it is? No, just let that shit go. If it ain't what it is, just let that shit go.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:You know, it's it's funny, uh, just uh people say, you know, uh you're a relationship is stronger when you go through those type of adversities, and it's like is it?
SPEAKER_10:I feel like it in certain cases it like like you said, shit happens, right? So if you go through it the that one time, right? And that happens, if you guys work through it, y'all decide to stay, however it is, right?
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_10:That should be it.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Now, if the shit like goes crazy and you like, alright, this shit's crazy, then yeah, let it go.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah. Let the shit go. Frozen.
SPEAKER_05:Or y'all shouldn't know handle. Handle it like a female uh three-toed sloth, you know. Um what was that?
SPEAKER_09:She was calling a three-toed sloth. That was their mating call.
SPEAKER_05:So for when it comes to finding a mate, female three-toed sloths have a very unusual strategy.
SPEAKER_10:That's the smile for being here.
SPEAKER_05:Instead of moving through the forest in search of a partner, they simply stay in place and they call out. So, according to the natural habitat uh shorts, when a female enters uh heat, she climbs into the canopy and begins producing a loud, high-pitched scream.
SPEAKER_09:Who's out the door?
SPEAKER_07:Like, oh that can be heard across the forest.
SPEAKER_05:The call is distinctive and it's often described as carrying in the musical note of D sharp. Dick Sharp. Which allows the males to locate her without having to move around and waste energy. They move slow as hell though.
SPEAKER_10:I was about to say she waited for like 150 days.
SPEAKER_11:Swinging in that canopy.
SPEAKER_05:Imagine, like, only during that time period they start running.
SPEAKER_10:Like, I ain't never seen a sloth move this damn fast.
SPEAKER_05:So it says that the males respond quickly to these calls. And sometimes they even compete with one another to reach the female.
SPEAKER_10:So they be like, don't you deal with it? Jeez, the mouth. Oh, well, my bad. Why do you run in with the meat swaying? That's crazy. That's wild.
SPEAKER_05:It says the males have been observed at moving surprisingly fast through the tree. Gross when they hear the female screams. That's wild. Um, this behavior highlights how important reproduction is. I bet um even for an animal best known for their energy and living at a slow pace. So it's not considered qi in. So the strategy makes sense for sloths because their survival depends on minimizing energy use. So by staying put and calling, the female ensures that males come to her rather than the other way around. And it's an efficient system that reflects on the unique adaptations of their environment.
SPEAKER_09:If the human nature took on that trait, you know how loud Hartford would be?
SPEAKER_05:No, something just called.
SPEAKER_10:And no men coming.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, it's in Hartford's loss. Three toes lost. They're not coming because they're making mistakes over in East Hartford. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, I can't. Nope.
SPEAKER_05:That's crazy though.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. Go ahead, Sloth.
SPEAKER_05:Well, Nene, was that a D sharp that you did? It might have been. Nobody came.
SPEAKER_09:That was that flat.
SPEAKER_05:Did you say it was a lad? Poor thing.
SPEAKER_09:We're recording. Anyway, what's up? What else?
SPEAKER_05:So China is developing pills to extend the human life to a hundred and four. Oh, yeah, I heard. Did you see that?
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:I'm not taking that pill.
SPEAKER_09:That's what they're saying. You die like next week.
SPEAKER_05:Right. So Lum V Biosciences. Yep, that's why. A Shen Twin startup developing anti-aging pills from grapeseed extract. Um I've been eating grapes mad long. A compound shown in mice to kill zom quote unquote zombie cells and extend lifespan by up to 64%.
SPEAKER_10:That's where the apocalypse began. The zombie cells.
SPEAKER_09:Zombie cells and rats.
SPEAKER_05:They predict that within five to ten years, nobody will get cancer. The anti-aging industry is accelerating. The US, China, the EU, Japan, and South Korea are significantly increasing their investments to understand and cure the aging. Um, and they say that aging will be curable by the 2030s. Yeah. Yeah, I don't believe that shit. So you're taking the red or the blue pill? Neither. You don't want to take a pill?
SPEAKER_10:Anything officials got to offer, I don't want it. Anything what? I'll take the bill. Officials got to offer, I don't want it. I'll take the blue chew.
SPEAKER_02:The blue chew.
SPEAKER_09:Something gets extended from that.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_10:And then all you hear is now he gotta swing from trees.
SPEAKER_05:From the explosion. He's swinging from his extension.
SPEAKER_09:All right.
SPEAKER_06:What is next?
SPEAKER_09:Um I know that's our girl Nene. She got her carburetor clean.
SPEAKER_10:I'm thirsty. Did y'all see um how um LeBron James is calling out for the Texas Amy often? Oh, I just seen that shit. Yeah. I just watched it too. Get his ass out of there, yo. That's fucking unconscious.
SPEAKER_05:Get his ass out of there. That was so intentional. Yeah, of course. You're gonna turn around out of the house.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, like you you purposely bumped it to them. Like, I would have punched him. Because he threw his arms out. He threw his elbows out.
SPEAKER_09:I would have man, I got a helmet on. I'll tackle jerk.
SPEAKER_10:He pushed him. He literally pushed. I would we would have been fighting. Fuck that shit. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_05:It's just that constant, you know, that you know, certain police officers have about the you know, the authority getting that level of protected protection. So I can do whatever I want. Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_09:You know, and it's just walk around and find out.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. But I'm glad that LeBron is being called out for it. Yeah. And because look how easy it is for someone like LeBron, like these players, to do something so minor and get blasted and fined and suspended and all kinds of stuff. And all they did to this cop was relieve him of his duty of the game. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Yep.
SPEAKER_05:Like you just assaulted somebody. Yeah. Two people.
SPEAKER_10:Fuck boy. And bump suspend him. Fire that motherfucker. If that's how he treating Imagine what he's doing outside of the city, exactly. Yeah. That's crazy. Nasty, racist, piece of shit. That's all I see.
SPEAKER_09:They ain't doing nothing. They're they keep they watch each other's backs, man. Fucking people.
SPEAKER_10:Hog tie that motherfucker up. You know what? That's what they would say.
SPEAKER_05:And when they do, all you gonna hear is that's our gems.
SPEAKER_09:That's their wives. And everybody in the football team is gonna go to their wives.
SPEAKER_05:Aw. Damn.
SPEAKER_09:Cops arrives.
SPEAKER_05:Did y'all see Burner Boy? Um, the concert that he was giving, and there was a gentleman in the front row with his woman. They were sitting in the chairs, and she was visibly asleep.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, word.
SPEAKER_05:And Burner Boy stopped his performance, called them out, and was visibly upset by the fact that she was sleeping during his show, and told the man to take her and get the hell out. Um and said that he would not perform until they left, and he did not perform, and he kept insisting and was like, no, leave. And so then everyone was like, No, y'all got to get the fuck out. Cause he just stopped the show and would not perform until they left.
SPEAKER_09:Is they is his music sleepy?
SPEAKER_05:Like so they're saying that she when she when like she he woke her up or whatever, and he ended up taking her to leave because like even like security and stuff came and was like, Yeah, you gotta go. And you can see like she was visibly like drunk, she was drunk. Um, so I'm sure she probably dozed the hell off or whatever. Um, so people are kind of on both sides. Yeah, some people are like, Well, you know, that's his reputation, and if that kind of got out, you know, because you know how video it is. NVIDIA's like oh Bernapoyo. I was just about shit at his concerts. I would set it right down that little bit. It's like that, you know, that's his reputation. But then other people are like, look, I paid money to fucking be here. Yeah, I traveled here, I got what you want. Like, how you gonna tell me I can't I can come here and do what the fuck I want to do. Right, right. So it's interesting to see both sides of the argument.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. I'm on her side. If I paid money to come see you, you got my money already. Right. I could do what the fuck I want when I'm here. Right, exactly. If I want to take a shit on a stage, I should be able to.
SPEAKER_10:Well, he should have done. I know, I'm before it. See, and this is why this is why certain people are like, uh, I don't even know the word, but you see, I've watched plenty of videos of comedians who have drunk people knocked out. Oh, yeah. Shit. Uh-huh. And they don't be like, get out of here. Like even the security would come and try to take them out, even if he's picking them, he'd be like, no, no, no, they're good, they're good. Yeah, and just wake them up, and then he starts engaging with them to kind of get them. Make it part of the show. If it was had a problem with her being asleep, then do something to get like you could have brought her on stage and be like, all right, well, you you can't sleep now because you up here with me. Like, that would have been some dope shit that she could have talked about later. Like, I was so lit, but burning the boy woke my ass up and he was like so angry. He was mad. Yeah, I don't, I don't, mm-mm. Yeah, that was that was he was he was being extra.
SPEAKER_05:So now they're saying, like, should he be canceled?
SPEAKER_10:Nah, he don't need to canceled.
SPEAKER_05:Nah, he don't need to be canceled. It's not that, yeah, right, right.
SPEAKER_10:It's not that serious.
SPEAKER_05:I'll give you my money back, and I'm probably gonna see you too. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:I mean, that's that's what you can do. And the teacher the next time like, oh, they're coming from my pocket. Because I'm sorry, Bernaboy, you still got your fucking money. What if I was narcoleptic? I could have a health problem. And I was gonna ask that. I was that was my second thing. I was like, she's drunk or she's narcolecks, because people do have that.
SPEAKER_09:I know I knew somebody who had narcolepsy.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, I did.
SPEAKER_10:Did you?
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, I was and it was like the weirdest. No, it was the weirdest place to have narcolepsy because we were work t dealing with like at-risk youth. So, in like we talking about adolescence, like we in class and they going crazy, and dog, you you gonna go to sleep now? Yo, that's wild. Bro.
SPEAKER_05:Can you imagine having a narcolepsy and you're a mountain climber? You shouldn't be a mountain climber if you have narcolepsy. That's wrong profession.
SPEAKER_09:How do you how do you have sex as a narcoleptic?
SPEAKER_10:Like, what happened to you? I woke up in the pussy.
SPEAKER_05:But like when you go to sleep, like, does it go down or does it I don't know.
SPEAKER_09:Like, what if she give a head and just blow up?
SPEAKER_10:Well, because you and joke.
SPEAKER_09:And choke on it. Nah, you can't do that.
SPEAKER_10:She might bite that shit.
SPEAKER_09:Oh, when she wakes up, like, ugh. Why is it still in there? When she wakes up.
SPEAKER_10:Some people nasty.
SPEAKER_09:That's true.
SPEAKER_10:It depends. Like, you wake them, you wake them up, like, you know, she's like, Hey yo, get up. You never know.
SPEAKER_05:You sound like you experienced no, that sounded like real life trauma. Yeah, for real. That wouldn't have been traumatic for me.
SPEAKER_10:That wouldn't be traumatic for you. But if I woke up a bit, his yeah. Nah. You should have woke me up better. What if you broke scan? Woke you up better.
SPEAKER_09:But you get medication and stay up.
SPEAKER_05:You should have woke me up better.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:I'm sure I would have told him like, I got narcolepsy. If I fall asleep, right? If I fall asleep, don't awake me properly. Just got to do it soft. Soft.
SPEAKER_05:Do you know? Are you supposed to wake people up when they are narcoleptic?
SPEAKER_10:You know how like when I'm gonna do it. I don't think it's the same as with people who like sleepwalker, like you said. Yeah, I don't think it's the same.
SPEAKER_09:They shouldn't have driver's license.
SPEAKER_10:They don't, I don't think.
SPEAKER_09:Well, he did. The person I talk about.
SPEAKER_05:People with seizures technically shouldn't really.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, sure. All the lights and shit.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. All the lights.
SPEAKER_09:I'm leaving.
SPEAKER_05:Yo. Yo, you blink like 50 times with my keys. But that's so dangerous though. It is. Please. That's you know.
SPEAKER_09:I never want to I never want to experience a seizure. I it just I've seen so many in my in my time. It's just it just looks so scary. It's scary. It's scary. It looks so scary. I lost a client.
SPEAKER_05:No. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:I don't know if I and that's probably when I probably panic because you don't.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, both my brother and my sister had seizures. If you don't know exactly what to do, it it you can't it you can't panic. You you would think like you they just fall and start hemorrhaging and all that shit. It's like you gotta know what to do and not to do.
SPEAKER_05:I usually just like duck your wine around them and then like you probably said yeah.
SPEAKER_09:You probably do a uh one drop. You know, one drop.
SPEAKER_07:Well, like hella holla holla hella high younger. Can you smell my baby ho? Wake up.
SPEAKER_05:Really? You got rose buds coming out. Wake up. So my baby hole is foliers. Where's my keys?
SPEAKER_09:Stop having seizures at that point.
SPEAKER_05:What'd you say? Oh, here's my keys.
SPEAKER_09:I want to go home.
unknown:I want to go home.
SPEAKER_05:That's so horrible. Oh, do better. Do better, guys.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, stop yelling at your fans, born a boy.
SPEAKER_05:Born to born.
SPEAKER_09:Boring boy.
SPEAKER_05:Born again. Did you guys see that Wendy Williams um has been cleared of having uh frontotemporal uh dementia following her neurological testing? Because she probably never had it. You could get rid of that stuff? I don't think she had it. Just saying she didn't have it.
SPEAKER_09:Because that's the first that must be a medical miracle.
SPEAKER_05:That's how they um ended up making her have that conservatorship.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:And it's almost like she probably was drugged. Yeah, and it's like, hmm, is this the same type of thing like Britney? Wow. They did?
SPEAKER_09:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:And Nicki Bonaj. Oh shit. Those are lines. I don't know. But good luck, Wendy. I mean, if she don't have dementia, I think that's awesome. I think now you need to get in your right mind. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, come back stronger than ever. Yeah. Even though the content was.
SPEAKER_10:Everybody was for Wendy's content. I don't care what anybody said. They talk all that shit, but y'all was there. Everybody was tuned in. Oh, they were. Especially when her and Whitney went back and forth. What? What? I know her views. Her uh, what they call her? Oh, her ratings. Her ratings was high. When she passed out as the the the uh the Statue of Liberty of Liberty.
SPEAKER_09:That was that was the That was golden. That's not she got up. She got up, she breathed, she said, you know. But yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Don't do that. We ain't no better than Wendy right now. No, we better.
SPEAKER_09:Oh no. We no we're not we better you say it. Absolutely not. Shit. I know. I'm saying all this shit. I'm sorry, Wendy.
SPEAKER_05:That's horrible.
SPEAKER_09:I'm sorry, Wendy.
SPEAKER_05:We are so much worse. Fuck Wendy in her contact. You won't soon, Wendy.
SPEAKER_10:Like, all she did was talk shit and make fun of people.
SPEAKER_09:I know. I'm talking some prayers, you stupid bitch. I'm talking oxymoron. Like, this is crazy. You don't mind having long to that no nipple ass bitch.
SPEAKER_05:Can't remember your name having ass kids. I hope you get better soon. Can't remember your name. You gotta take your kids to school. Well, now we're on your favorite part of the show.
SPEAKER_02:Your favorite part.
SPEAKER_05:She always got a fucking jingle. I know. Put off stems.
SPEAKER_01:Little wall out of the bomb run out. Drop them on the gym on him. Oh, alright.
SPEAKER_10:So not the radio voice, sir.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, drop a gem on him. That's just like a baby, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:By mistake.
SPEAKER_09:Take these mistake, babies.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_09:Yo, it's so ironic that we talk about that because my gem number one is like when you it says when you catch a woman in a lie, she will hate you forever.
SPEAKER_03:Hmm.
SPEAKER_09:I don't think that's true. Come on, let's talk about it.
SPEAKER_05:Hate that they got caught or hate All of the above. Hate that you made them lie.
SPEAKER_09:You made them lie?
SPEAKER_05:What?
SPEAKER_09:Lie down?
SPEAKER_10:Lie down or Gaslight, like motherfucker.
SPEAKER_09:Gaslight?
SPEAKER_10:No, he said that like, you made me lie. Like what?
SPEAKER_09:I think that's truth to it. I think some some truth to it, yeah. I think that happens to dudes too. Like, yeah. Fuck. This bitch. Like blaming everybody. That's the narcissism type shit. Yeah. That's why I'm like, I don't think so. Jim number two is probably my favorite. How come eight hours at home takes 30 minutes, but eight hours at work takes five days?
SPEAKER_10:Man, we would just talk about that shit.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. We literally just talked about this, what, like yesterday or something?
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, because yeah, no, it was yesterday. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:And it it doesn't get any better in fall because it gets dark at like 4 30 now. It's like, yo, where'd the rest of the fucking day go?
SPEAKER_05:We were literally on the phone and I was like, why is it 11 30 right now? And I just woke up a half hour ago and it was seven o'clock.
SPEAKER_09:Like I don't think we need that much daylight at five o'clock in the morning. There's there's no need. No. There's no need for that much light. I'm not up.
SPEAKER_10:I don't understand why.
SPEAKER_09:I'm I'm missing like five hours in the morning because they want to change the time. And that's crazy. They change the time one hour, and it feels like the sun comes up five hours before six o'clock. Like, motherfucker. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So anyway.
SPEAKER_10:No, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_09:I hate dealing.
SPEAKER_10:I do too.
SPEAKER_09:I wish like just cut that shit out. I got some fun ones for uh for the gems. I got some riddles.
SPEAKER_05:I like fun.
SPEAKER_09:Riddle me this. A dog crosses the river without getting wet. And without using a bridge or a boat. How?
SPEAKER_10:A dog crosses a river.
SPEAKER_09:Without getting wet. And without using a boat or bridge. How? The rocks. Still getting wet.
SPEAKER_10:Not if you're walking across the rocks.
SPEAKER_09:Rocks is in the water. It's getting wet. The paws is getting wet.
SPEAKER_10:Some of them, nah. It depends on how high.
SPEAKER_05:That's not the answer.
SPEAKER_09:It's floating across.
SPEAKER_05:He got carried.
SPEAKER_09:No.
SPEAKER_05:Without getting wet.
SPEAKER_09:And without a bridge or a boat.
SPEAKER_10:It was in somebody else. That's disgusting. Wow. It was a hot dog.
SPEAKER_06:Nope. Good one though, but no, that's not it.
SPEAKER_10:Say it again, one more time.
SPEAKER_09:A dog crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How?
SPEAKER_06:I think these are just came out.
SPEAKER_10:Somebody threw him. Threw a dog? Well, you ain't say how big the dog was. What?
SPEAKER_09:It's a river.
SPEAKER_10:Some people got good arms. Could be a quarterback.
SPEAKER_09:That dog drowning.
SPEAKER_10:Patrick Mahomes through him. I don't know.
SPEAKER_09:Y'all ready for the answer?
SPEAKER_10:Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:The river was frozen.
SPEAKER_10:His paws still get wet though.
SPEAKER_09:The river's frozen.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, but his paws are warm, so even if he's walking across the room. How do you know a paw's warm? It's a living, uh, uh what are you talking about?
SPEAKER_09:Dog paws It's it's a frozen.
SPEAKER_10:Stop.
SPEAKER_09:It's cold outside.
SPEAKER_10:If you put your hand on a frozen river, you're gonna melt portion of it because of your hand being warm and it's gonna get wet.
SPEAKER_09:And your hand's gonna get a frostbite.
SPEAKER_10:Is it not gonna still be wet?
SPEAKER_09:No. That's not the answer to the question or the riddle.
SPEAKER_10:The riddle's stupid.
SPEAKER_05:I just want to know why the dog paws not warm.
SPEAKER_10:Right?
SPEAKER_05:Like it makes it cold outside.
SPEAKER_09:I never had a dog, so I don't know. You had a dog, you killed him. What? That dog shitted on my wall and my ceiling. No, I did not. I'm calling Peter. We call Peter.
SPEAKER_03:Call Becky too. Not Becky.
SPEAKER_09:Next riddle.
SPEAKER_03:We always go ahead and have questions.
SPEAKER_09:What breaks yet never falls. And what falls yet never breaks.
SPEAKER_06:These are elementary riddles. No.
SPEAKER_10:Winter.
SPEAKER_06:That's good though. No.
SPEAKER_10:Spring break.
SPEAKER_06:You're on kind of the right track.
SPEAKER_09:Not really, but kinda. What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks.
SPEAKER_06:We just talked what?
SPEAKER_10:School, school breaks. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06:No. School breaks.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, like a school break?
SPEAKER_06:Oh no.
SPEAKER_09:I I got you. No, that's not it. We were literally just referencing this.
SPEAKER_05:Oh baby.
SPEAKER_09:No.
SPEAKER_05:Daylight savings.
SPEAKER_09:It has something to do with that.
SPEAKER_05:The sun.
SPEAKER_09:What about it?
SPEAKER_10:How it sets and it sets and rises. So what is that called? Sunset. Sunrise. Daybreak?
SPEAKER_06:You almost you got a word in there.
SPEAKER_10:Daytime? Nighttime?
SPEAKER_06:Yes, day and night.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Oh, yeah. Alright, last one, last one. And then we'll wrap this up. A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, Brothers and sisters, I have none. But the man but that man's father is my father's son. Who is in the painting? I will say this again. A man looks at a painting in the museum and says, Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son. Who is in the painting?
SPEAKER_10:His grandfather?
SPEAKER_09:No. No. He's a I have brothers and sisters, I have none.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_09:Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son. I'm a I'ma read himself. I'ma I'ma read the important part of this. That man's father. A man looks at a painting in a museum and says Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son.
SPEAKER_05:He's looking at himself. It's a mirror.
SPEAKER_09:No.
SPEAKER_05:It's his brother, grandfather.
SPEAKER_09:No. It's the man's son. A man that answer is the man's son. A man looks at the at a painting. So it's the man's son who's in the painting.
SPEAKER_10:Oh.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, all right. Yep.
SPEAKER_04:And that's our gem. And tell the friend it's the gems back in the house once again. With life catadamas and guns, and now gems bull gaps. Like a big sand, pull on stems. The wall got the ball run out. And tell the friend drop a gem on him.
SPEAKER_09:Still working it out in your head.
SPEAKER_05:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_09:You get it at some point.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I usually do.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. All right. I didn't do pick on picks last week, but I'm gonna do it this week, so let's go. All right. Tomorrow's game. Sunday, November 16th. These picks are for those games. So come Wednesday. Let's see if I'm right. Oh yeah. And and the boys is back in town. Alright. Alright. I got Dolphins versus the uh Washington. I got Dolphins over the Washington uh Commanders. Washington is done for. They lost their quarterback. They lost everybody. It's it's it's just it's bad. Yo. Sean got to him. Um Falcons.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_09:Falcons over the Panthers. I have Buccaneers uh beating the Bills. What do you think about that, Nene?
unknown:No.
SPEAKER_09:You think the Bills is gonna win?
unknown:Yep.
SPEAKER_09:Can you pay mine?
SPEAKER_10:Can you pay mine?
SPEAKER_09:Bills, yeah. Uh I got an upset there. I got Buccaneers winning that. Even though they're playing at the Bills stadium. Yeah, I'm gonna change that. I got Bills. Bills Buccaneers. I got the Chargers beating the Jaguars. I got Vikings beating the Bears, even though the Bears looked good. Caleb Williams is balling. I got Packers beating the Giants. Giants is depleted. They lost their quarterback, the running back. They lost their coach. They lost.
SPEAKER_00:Everybody losing.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah, they lost their confidence. They lost. They lost everything. I got Packers winning that. Steelers, Bengals, I got Steelers, Texans against the Titans. I got Texans. 49ers over the Cardinals. Rams over the Seattle Seahawks. Ravens should beat the Browns, but the Browns are sneaky. I don't like them. But I got I got Ravens. Chiefs and the Broncos. Nene, what do you got with there? And they playing at Broncos. Chiefs and the Broncos.
SPEAKER_10:I'm gonna go Chiefs.
SPEAKER_09:Because you got Patrick Mahomes on your fantasy.
SPEAKER_05:I'm going the Eagles.
SPEAKER_09:I always bet against the Eagles, and that's probably why they always win in. And I'm not gonna change it now. Lions beat the Eagles. And I got my boys beating uh Raiders. Raiders look demolished too, so that's my picks. Good luck. Alright. Uh bet them if you got them. Don't listen to me, because I ain't winning. I mean, I went one once, but yeah, that's about it. Other than that, any last words before we sign out out of here? Have your pets spade or neutered.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:And don't have mistaken babies.
SPEAKER_06:Mistaken babies?
SPEAKER_10:Don't have mistaken babies.
SPEAKER_09:Mastakes and babies? Later.
SPEAKER_06:Later.
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