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Episode 12: Stranger Things... and Usual Things, too
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SPEAKER_10:Ah, thank you for joining us once again for another week of excitement and bullshit that I'm going to be spewing on this episode today. You have no idea, because I don't have any idea either.
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SPEAKER_10:Otherwise known as Sean. And when he says bad to the bone, he is not talking about his bone. Um thank you for joining us. Um happy Thanksgiving. I hope it was fun. I hope you were around people that you liked. Happy Thanksgiving. You enjoyed. I know some people you were just like, I'm just if you what the fuck? If you uh Thanksgiving hopped or just stayed in one spot, did you host? Did you cook? Um, it's over now. We can relax. You got two weeks before you gotta do it all over again.
SPEAKER_11:I hopped.
SPEAKER_10:You hopped?
SPEAKER_11:And I cooked like a hook.
SPEAKER_10:That is very true. Very true. Um, how was everyone's uh holiday weekend?
SPEAKER_11:Holiday well I'm tired.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. I uh I cooked in hop too. Um I just have one thing to say though. How many of y'all are making your mac and cheese with fucking Kobe Jack or Kobe cheese? Yuck. I just want to know. Why? Why is this a thing? Because that is disgusting. So I mean, I won't say it's disgusting. I'm sorry, that's mean. But it's not a desirable taste for me. Kobe cheese. Why would you bring that up?
SPEAKER_10:Because somebody must have made it with something.
SPEAKER_11:I was the designated mackerel.
SPEAKER_14:No, I wasn't. I was the designated person to make the meatballs, like we said. I think we spoke about this last time last time. So meatballs. I guess everybody wanted balls. Where were they? They were gone. The store had no balls. The type of balls that I use.
SPEAKER_10:Everybody wanted balls.
SPEAKER_14:So everybody wanted balls, and what was left was these little tiny bags for like$85. Oh. Oh no. I love y'all, but I don't love y'all that much. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my God. So I did not make the balls. So my mom is telling me all the things that she has to make. And me being nice, which I need to stop being. Um, and I was like, you know what? I'll just do the back and cheese since you got so much to do. Okay. She's like, yeah, I got the cheese. I said, is it shredded? No, I cut it up in little blocks. Okay. What kind of cheese do you got? Oh, I got cheddar and some other cheese. Okay.
SPEAKER_10:Some other cheese? You gotta be more specific. It was goat milk cheese. It was her lactate note.
SPEAKER_14:It was cheddar and Kobe.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, so she made it?
SPEAKER_14:No, I made it with what she gave me.
SPEAKER_10:And no alarm bells was like, what the fuck is this?
SPEAKER_14:No, not really, because I didn't think it was gonna alter the taste of mac and cheese. Hold up. So that big ass. But I think she had more Kobe than fucking cheddar. Who does that?
SPEAKER_11:Oh wow. Oh wow.
SPEAKER_14:It was it came out exactly how I make my macaroni and cheese. The only thing was that. Everybody liked it, but I didn't like it. Yeah, I didn't like it.
SPEAKER_08:It gave it a different taste. It did give it a different taste.
SPEAKER_14:And I was just like, who is this? This is so I asked, I said my. So we starting early. I know it didn't sound like you said that. Stay by the Rashonet. Okay.
SPEAKER_10:Wow. Sean. Jess. Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.
SPEAKER_14:Oh ja. So, oh Jan. She goes, oh no, that's the first time I bought it. Why would you st why do you don't experiment on the day of a holiday?
SPEAKER_11:Oh, I see what you say. Yeah. Because you were making it and so you could be to blame.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. Like, why would you do that?
SPEAKER_10:She set you up for fun.
SPEAKER_11:Maybe the cheese she normally gets was out, and the other only ones that was left. I know my mother. Like the meatballs.
SPEAKER_14:I'm gonna get this shit. She probably just picked it up and didn't even realize it was a different cheese until she got hung. And then decided, you know what, whatever. You're gonna cook this shit anyway.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah. That was a big ass pan she gave you, too.
SPEAKER_11:It was yeah, that was a lot of things.
SPEAKER_14:It was a pan in a it was two pan.
SPEAKER_11:I know, I see it.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:That was a lot of mac. That was a lot of cold.
SPEAKER_14:I ain't even gonna lie. It went, but I didn't mm-mm. It was really that's sad. You know, it's a sad day when you don't even eat your own shit. I couldn't.
SPEAKER_11:I've never eaten my own shit. You sure? Well, I have a question.
SPEAKER_10:For those who Thanksgiving hop. Well for those who Thanksgiving hop, right? Is there a particular plate that's better than the other? Is that why you park on Thanksgiving hop? Like you go to the second one after you eat the first plate because the second plate it might not hit.
SPEAKER_11:That depends on the people. Yeah, for me, a lot of times it's different type of food. Yeah. Right. So like I know what to expect from the Thanksgiving I'm gonna be at. And then usually, like, one of my friends or families or John's, it's usually like no, so let me stop. Um is usually probably a different culture or what have you. And so it's like, oh yeah, so I'm gonna have some of that type of food over here. Or one of my friends, I know that they're still talking about Thanksgiving dinner, right?
SPEAKER_10:So okay.
SPEAKER_11:Just wait till Christmas. Oh god. Jingle bells. That's usually why I do it. Oh, okay. Because I'm typically the Thanksgiving that I'm gonna be at. Everybody knows how to food is usually.
SPEAKER_14:And you do have typical things that you expect from the places that you are going. Because I had to politely put my dad aside and let him know don't ever invite me over if there's no ham. Because he didn't make a ham this shit. No, he didn't. So I had to point that out. Not that ham. Oh, the Christmas ham is banging? Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_14:Right. I don't like ham steaks. Oh, gotcha. So they had that pork shoulder. That's what he said. And I was like, I don't care. Yeah, we could have had ham as right.
SPEAKER_10:I had ham. My mom made jerk pork, so.
SPEAKER_11:Yay. Wait, you had jerk pork and ham?
SPEAKER_10:No.
SPEAKER_11:So you didn't have ham.
SPEAKER_10:My my version of ham was jerk pork.
SPEAKER_11:Well, we turn your mic off. We had that. We had the shoulder. Yeah. But we wanted him.
SPEAKER_14:The ham, yeah.
SPEAKER_08:Like the honey hammer.
SPEAKER_14:Different part of the pig. Honey ham that just got you. Makes my mouth. I know that glaze.
SPEAKER_10:You know what I didn't see?
SPEAKER_14:Fried chicken. Who I'm sick of people asking for fucking fried chicken on Thanksgiving. And this is why.
SPEAKER_10:That's why I asked before. Like, it's annoying. Is it supposed to be out of Thanksgiving?
SPEAKER_14:Because Thanksgiving food sits there unless you got somebody frying a chicken right at that moment when y'all pray and it's going hot off the thing to the plate. That's the only way. Nobody wants cold ass fried chicken. That's nasty. So if y'all make it fried chicken, cut that shit out for Thanksgiving. Let it go.
SPEAKER_13:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_14:No, because then when you you transporting it from the house, you're wrapping it in for you. Now it's come to the house soggy. Don't nobody want that.
SPEAKER_11:That's the thing, because you're trapping in all of the heat and making moisture.
SPEAKER_14:Don't nobody want that.
SPEAKER_10:So other than the mac and cheese, that didn't come out the way you you thought it would taste. Anything else that should not have made your plate? Or was everything else good?
SPEAKER_14:Um I'm trying to think.
SPEAKER_10:Everything's good then.
SPEAKER_11:I was fine with everything that I had on my plate.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. Um, I didn't try the cranberry sauce. My aunt made that and I didn't try it, but I like that. Everybody said it was good. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:It wasn't the type of cranberry sauce I'm used to, so that's why can. Yeah, that's why I ain't fuck with it.
SPEAKER_14:That's not real cranberry sauce.
SPEAKER_10:First Thanksgiving hop, I went, they had the traditional, I tore that thing up. The jelly. Yeah, the can. Yeah, yeah. I love that. That's my favorite. Yeah, that on some turkey, man.
SPEAKER_14:I've never really been like I'll eat cranberry sauce, but it's not like, oh my god, I missed it on my plate. I love the taste of it with my stuffing.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. It's something about the combination of the sweet with the herby spice.
SPEAKER_14:Like, you know what I was supposed to do?
SPEAKER_11:My mother's stuffing. Like, she put her whole like stuffing.
SPEAKER_14:She put her body, yes, she did. She really did. I don't fuck with stuffing. I don't fuck with turkey, but her turkey was turning banging. Wait, you don't fuck with turkey?
SPEAKER_10:No, I don't really like turkey. The staple of Thanksgiving, you don't fuck with turkey? No, never.
SPEAKER_14:Wow. That's why I was looking forward to the goddamn hand. Oh shit. Yeah, it's my mother's turkey and that stuff. No, it was banging. Yeah. And she had me cracking up talking about her gravy. I was like, oh, Auntie, you made gravy. She was like, that's can. I was like, okay, so you made it though, right? Like, girl, ain't nobody asked you about just lie.
SPEAKER_11:Because she's like, I ain't make no gravy this year. And I was like, how you ain't making gravy.
SPEAKER_14:I know. Be looking forward to her gravy.
SPEAKER_10:I haven't seen the uh devil eggs or heavenly eggs, they would call it. But I haven't seen one.
SPEAKER_11:You ain't getting on?
SPEAKER_10:No. It was 50. I took one off your plate. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, there was like 50 of them right in the middle of the day.
SPEAKER_10:That's the only one I seen.
SPEAKER_14:She put her ass in them deviled eggs, too. Yeah. Like I did steal one off the plates. I will say this. I hope don't. Are you even looking? She don't even. No, I saw you. Oh. She um don't beat me, but I will say this.
SPEAKER_03:Because I'll be stealing shit.
SPEAKER_14:Because what she made. She made the turkey. She made the stuff in.
SPEAKER_03:The uh the heavenly eggs. Yeah, the potato salad.
SPEAKER_14:So the potato salad. The potato salad was like she cooked everything first, and when it got to the potato salad, she was like, this potato salad.
SPEAKER_11:And because it was about 50 pounds. It didn't hit.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, yeah, because it wasn't way more than what she normally does.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, okay. And she was because I was there with her when she was doing it, and like she makes so many fucking potatoes. Really?
SPEAKER_14:And she was just like uh and I was like, But why she makes so many potatoes when she had less people this year?
SPEAKER_11:Well, I don't know why we had less people this year, but um, no, because she was making some for other people too.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, it's only two potato salads.
SPEAKER_13:It wasn't bad, it's just you know she was bad. I was like, no, you need to add some more of this. And she was like, Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:I only fuck with two people's potato salads. My mama's and that one. And that I was like, oh, she because my mom didn't make potato salad, so I was looking forward to that potato salad, and I was like, oh, because usually she did like a 10-pound bag of potatoes, and she did 20 pounds.
SPEAKER_11:Oh yeah, I don't think anything hit on my.
SPEAKER_14:Whose mother?
SPEAKER_08:Um Heavenly Potato salad.
SPEAKER_11:And it's heavenly potato salad. That's not nice. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_08:They're eating good up there.
SPEAKER_14:Eating good in the neighborhood. And then um my husband's mother. Potato salad. Yo, imagine like all the slaves that died who go home.
SPEAKER_10:Who knew how to cook? Turn your mic off. They up there cooking like a motherfucker up there. No, they not. Like fried chicken might be all right.
SPEAKER_14:They don't remember what they was like down there. And they're not up there.
SPEAKER_11:I know.
SPEAKER_14:They is not up there, they still down here.
SPEAKER_10:You think they got all of the ingredients that we got? They should they should have more. All healthies, too.
SPEAKER_11:They got a um clouding shop.
SPEAKER_14:You think when you pass, you going up there to cook?
SPEAKER_11:Gas?
SPEAKER_14:Food. And you gonna be the DJ?
SPEAKER_10:They got some of y'all good DJ.
SPEAKER_14:When are you gonna be a producer engineer?
SPEAKER_11:When I go up there, I'm gonna be a private dancer. You're gonna get kicked out. Dancing some money. Like, why are you dancing on Jesus? Because he ain't tell me to stop.
SPEAKER_14:First of all, he ain't gonna be dancing on Jesus. It's gonna be Jesu Cristo.
SPEAKER_11:My God. And Jamal Christ.
SPEAKER_10:Jamal Price. Throwing dollars at you and shit. Like, don't be cheap, you in heaven.
SPEAKER_05:Hey, yo.
SPEAKER_14:Pick you in the back of the head with a gold brick. So moving on to other things.
SPEAKER_11:Y'all get on my heart. Thanksgiving was good. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:It was. You guys, um, y'all know strangers. The new season of Stranger Things came out. Yes. Has everybody watched it? Yes. Yes. All the way through. Yes. Yes. What are your thoughts?
SPEAKER_10:I fucking love it.
SPEAKER_11:I was waiting for y'all to watch the goddamn thing.
SPEAKER_10:I was that shit is amazing. I wanted to do like a thing on it.
SPEAKER_11:You know, I saw that message that you sent. Yeah. And I forgot to respond to it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:He literally had to call me and be like, did y'all see my message? And I'm like, what are you talking about?
SPEAKER_11:I was like, oh my God, you know, I never responded to his message about the stranger things.
SPEAKER_10:I wanted to do a live reaction to watching it and then like film it. Shit like that. But hey, I think it was It's about fucking time.
SPEAKER_14:So I want to say. I think fans will get tired of seeing me screaming at the TV.
SPEAKER_10:It's about fucking time. Let's go, Will.
SPEAKER_14:So yes.
SPEAKER_10:Let's go, Will.
SPEAKER_14:What are you gonna say?
SPEAKER_11:My only critiques is I hate the fact that they let so much time pass between tapings of the seasons. Because they look older than that. Because they're fucking adults now. Although they still have the same, like we know who they are, our faces, but they're old as fuck. You aren't high school kids anymore. Right.
SPEAKER_14:And they try to play it off, like, yeah, this is our senior year, starting-year-old. You're all in your 30s.
SPEAKER_11:So like, yo, what even the little sister, the little black girl, like she got a big ass titty. Yeah, with fucked up makeup on. I'm like, yo, you cannot. I'm like, this is not a little girl.
SPEAKER_10:20 years old and she is not. And they're trying to fuck up her makeup on purpose. Like, you cannot hide. You can't.
SPEAKER_14:They should have just CGI they asses.
SPEAKER_11:I was like, these grown ass adults. That's one the only thing that I the only person who still looked the same was the thief. But otherwise, it was like the thief. Well no writer. But like she always looked the same.
SPEAKER_10:She never changed.
SPEAKER_15:Let me say this.
SPEAKER_14:What I hated about this is how I told my husband when I we was watching it. I said she should never have a long dialogue for talking because her shit is fucking annoying. If you actually listen to her, if she just like I'm sorry, then I I just I didn't know. She almost sounded like Bella from fucking um Twilight.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:No, on Beetlejuice, she never really had long dialogue.
SPEAKER_15:No, she didn't. All she had was I did lease.
SPEAKER_14:Of sound mind. Like that's okay. Yo.
SPEAKER_10:That's funny.
SPEAKER_14:And if y'all didn't notice, I fucked her Dave up, but that's over. Did it lease.
SPEAKER_11:Did I did appreciate uh Millie Bobby Brown being an Avenger now? Um Thank you.
SPEAKER_15:Like what?
SPEAKER_11:And then like Will's an Avenger now.
SPEAKER_10:Like No, but I'm happy that he became an Avenger because he was pissing me off. Like you couldn't be that like step man up a little bit. I know you, I know you kind of, but like, come on, dog. It it took you forever to be like, oh, I could control these motherfuckers. Right. Oh, spoiler if y'all didn't watch it, but I don't care. Um Yeah, spoiler alert. If y'all we's we telling everything. Yo, I I had a sense, like, like by episode two, when he kind of went in and out to kind of see all these other people's through the demigorgon's eyes and through the people's eyes. I was like, if you could do that, and then it's it was about to attack the mom, and it started backing away. I'm like, why is it backing up? And I was like, oh, he he can see in through the demigorgon's eyes. He had that same thought process of why is he backing away? Like, you're you're you're controlling him not to attack your mom. So it was like, yo, you had to realize that you could be opened up gay and then be are you all powerful? Because that's what happened. She was like, you know who you are.
SPEAKER_15:He was like, Yeah, that's the only thing. And all you heard was Diana Ross's music playing in the background. I'm coming up. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:What so well? All the demigorgers started dancing, disco.
SPEAKER_14:But I will give it to him though. That that was some good ass acting because he really knew how to play looking like a weak, um, just like scary guy. And then that moment where he leveled the fuck up, he looked completely different. He did. It was crazy. I was like, that's some good ass acting.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:I was like, okay, well.
SPEAKER_10:Maybe they could change his haircut now. Oh my god. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:They just need to get rid of the bang. That's it.
SPEAKER_10:No bang. Give him a like a Goku cut now.
SPEAKER_14:Like No, no, not the Goku cut. Come on. Seriously. Which one? What level?
SPEAKER_10:Just one. Just though. Just the super safe one. Just give him one. God damn it. That man.
SPEAKER_15:But he knew it though, because he even said it in the show. He was like, this bold cut is not it.
SPEAKER_10:You know who's also kind of getting on my nerves? The father. Like, he's like, yo, I don't want you to try to keep 11 from being safe. Like, dude. Who, Lexi? Yeah, like, dude. She is more powerful than all y'all. Right. But come on. Yeah, like stop holding her back because you want to blow yourself up.
SPEAKER_14:Yo, you should have to be able to do that. No, because he keeps reliving the fact that his daughter died.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, like she stepped, like over. She stepped her acting up because originally, like when it first came out, and she was on some Kristen Stewart for me too for a little while.
SPEAKER_14:But she was acting like an um uh illegal alien.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. But if we're gonna give out awards, the award for me goes to that box. That fake ass box when that black boy had. No, and you know, my phone, my father could not stop talking.
SPEAKER_13:I couldn't stop talking about it. And I was like, that's because they think that back then that's the only thing. That's the only stuff we had. It was it was atrocious. But I was like, it's still better than the Tyler Perry way.
SPEAKER_11:The award goes to um oh my god, what's her name, mother?
SPEAKER_14:Um, for whooping the fucking Jimmy Gordon's ass? Yeah, I was like, you know.
SPEAKER_11:Because when she broke that motherfucking wine bottle, yeah, she did that to my brother. My mama told me.
SPEAKER_15:I was like, you better go. And I was screaming, I was like, Yes, mama. I said she whooped his ass better than the big daddy did. And you had a whole fucking um golf club.
SPEAKER_11:But he did he really look like he was about to do anything.
SPEAKER_14:No, the way he took forever to come in the house talk about honey, Halloween, honey, who's on that lead swinging golf clubs?
SPEAKER_10:I told you in twilight. Like, come on.
SPEAKER_14:I was telling my husband, I was like, he's still mad that he ain't getting no bacon that morning.
SPEAKER_10:Fuck that bacon up. Yeah, go, mom, because she stopped the shit out of that moment. And survived. You go girl. Can't talk now, but she survived.
SPEAKER_14:But here's my thing how much pie did the rest of the family have? Because why they still sleep throughout the rest of the damn show? They didn't still sleep.
SPEAKER_10:They say that boy was fat as fuck to absorb all that medicine and wake back up. That's all they were saying. He ate two pies, two pieces of pie. Because it was one slice left.
SPEAKER_11:It was one slice left that you could cut into two. Why do you have the six-year-old being the drugger? Like, yeah.
SPEAKER_22:No, the way and the way she stabbed her with the biggest.
SPEAKER_14:And the fact that they kept going back and forth with the pie like you're 12. Why do you why are you watching what? What are you watching? Right. She was like, um, too many calories. I don't want to eat the pie. She's like, eat the goddamn pie anime.
SPEAKER_11:But no, it was I I think it it's it's it's a lot. It's um all right predictions.
SPEAKER_10:Predictions. What do you think is gonna happen for the rest of the episode?
SPEAKER_14:As far as so I think Max is gonna come back and die.
SPEAKER_10:So she's gonna wake up from the coming to be party, but she gonna wake up from the coma and be like, thanks for holding me down with the music. She almost got out. Um I'm w first I wonder what that fucking cave mountain thing is to um Henry.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Why he can't go in there.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:I'm thinking that's where I think that's where he got his butt took.
SPEAKER_14:Turn your mic off. We're done. All right, moving on to the next one.
SPEAKER_10:No, sorry.
SPEAKER_14:If y'all haven't watched it, go watch it.
SPEAKER_10:No, wait, wait. No predictions. No. I you so with the other kids in there who went because the flashback when Will was a kid, he did the same thing to Will, right? Yep. Um fucked his face and put all the seeds in his face, right? So he got three, Holly's in there and got two other kids. Now, if that's the outcome of what Will is now, are they making is his is this like semen making superhuman babies? No. This is Voldemort making them all horcrux. Oh, okay. Yes. Oh.
SPEAKER_11:I mean, honestly, if you think about it. Oh Will being able to see through. I don't know how y'all. There we go again. That was Harry. That was Harry being able to see through Voldemort's. So the horror crux.
SPEAKER_10:Oh shit. He's just making more of himself. Mm-hmm. Wow.
SPEAKER_11:Just seeing everybody.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah. I mean, I I want to get seated like that, but Will took it like a champ.
SPEAKER_14:Well, he has to too. What do you think he's so deformed?
SPEAKER_10:No, we're gonna move past that. Hold on. Do you think No, no hold up. That's that's how he like he got he got, you know, taken advantage of as a kid by getting so much.
SPEAKER_14:What is your obsession with people getting taken advantage of as kids?
SPEAKER_10:Do you think that's that's the reason he needs to come free and out the closet? What? Because Henry kind of took a never mind. So what's the first topic? Because that just I mean, his first experience No, nobody's thinking about that but you his first experience as a child is to get face molested by a monster. That's crazy. Alright, never mind. Y'all don't see where I'm going with this. What's next?
SPEAKER_14:Was that your theory on aliens? Yeah. Well No, you didn't think about it, you're just now thinking about it. Aliens what? Um What did they do? What's the show? No, just Aliens Period. From the original.
SPEAKER_10:And Lil' Baby come out each other.
SPEAKER_14:I even regret asking.
SPEAKER_10:Good job, Will. You keep going. You're free now. Alright. Sean? Sean, you you're alive over there? I'm Team Will. I don't care. I bet he's the difference maker in his whole show.
SPEAKER_11:The difference maker. So y'all saw um Joel Santana? Santana?
unknown:What the fuck?
SPEAKER_11:He was sitting down on a podcast um recently and he says in his strongly uneducated opinion that kids don't really need to know how to read. They should be more focused on financial literacy. He used the word literacy?
SPEAKER_22:Yes. I'm glad you picked up on that. I'm so glad you picked up on that.
SPEAKER_11:Oh my God. We had there's there's um there's audio.
SPEAKER_10:Um it just makes me say, oh, you can't say that's an oxymoron. Thank you.
SPEAKER_11:But he really is talking about how like all they need to know is math. How do you do math without knowing how to read? Yo. Because he knew how to count all them perk 30s. It was like, how do you sign contracts? Like, how do you read contracts? I don't like. Oh my god, that's too funny.
SPEAKER_14:He let Kimbella.
SPEAKER_02:Teaching our kids though, just just just that just financial wealth and literacy and all that shit early. Because by the time they get to ninth grade, they should be just learning how to start businesses. These kids can't read. Wait, stop.
SPEAKER_23:I ain't gonna say that. I say that I say that respectfully.
SPEAKER_02:I'm not saying that to be literate because you're not supposed to be illiterate, but you can what's one point?
SPEAKER_23:Reading or or math.
SPEAKER_02:Math. Math. Told you. Math. I think you can get a you can listen to a book on YouTube. You can still obtain the information. And now have to know how to read. Reading and understanding. I believe comments. Reading helps you comprehend. Comprehend your comments.
SPEAKER_10:You can't comprehend financial literacy if you can't comprehend words.
SPEAKER_14:First of all, how you gonna start learning about businesses if you can't read about learning about businesses?
SPEAKER_10:Yo, businesses isn't around just numbers, my boy.
SPEAKER_14:And then how are you telling people to go on Google to look up shit when you can't read?
SPEAKER_11:Know that it's Google. You'll be like, oh, get your LLC. Go on the thing with all the colors.
SPEAKER_13:And then all the idiots in the back talking about facts.
SPEAKER_11:It made me so sad that there are so many people that actually think they don't know how to read but couldn't say literacy.
SPEAKER_10:Right.
SPEAKER_11:Right. This motherfucker is wild. I didn't know whether to be upset that you putting this out there in the world, or the fact that you truly actually believe this. Because I don't know what his education level is, but the the fact that he really thinks that and I I truly believe that he 100% believes I don't know.
SPEAKER_14:You could tell he believed that perk 30.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:And you got kids.
SPEAKER_10:His kids gonna be like I ain't gonna speak with nobody kids.
SPEAKER_14:You got Cabela. Hopefully she's like, are they even still together? I don't think so. I don't think so. Because of his drug habit. So he ain't even got no teeth.
SPEAKER_11:You do now. At what stage in your life did you say, you know what? Reading just doesn't matter. Reading is the backbone.
SPEAKER_14:When it's too hard for them to do it.
SPEAKER_11:Kids need to be learning about business. How do you learn about business if you can't read?
SPEAKER_10:How do you learn without reading?
SPEAKER_11:Like at one point he said that part. When when he was questioned about, well, they need to be able to read the contracts that they signed, and he was like, no, you can just put that into like Chat GPT or one of the AI. And also all you gotta do is sign.
SPEAKER_10:Like, what letter do I hit?
unknown:Like.
SPEAKER_14:And that's why his career is where it is. None existent. Because what was his last hit?
SPEAKER_11:What was his first one? I don't know.
SPEAKER_10:I do, but I'm not gonna answer none of those questions.
SPEAKER_11:And I wasn't even being funny.
SPEAKER_14:I'm trying to like remember what was his first I mean I thought I was a whole boy with uh Him by Hisself. Him. His his own shit. He had a bunch of them. He got a bunch of them. Yeah, but when was the last one? Give me your year.
SPEAKER_10:I don't know.
SPEAKER_14:He's he's one of those he's one of those uh golden era hip hops. So in what golden era time give me a time frame in that golden era? He hasn't made music in a while. So I'll just that's a stretch. Um, but okay. You listen to a lot of Santana? Who, me? Yeah. No, because how would you know? I know it's like 2016.
SPEAKER_10:Today is a stretch and you don't know.
SPEAKER_14:Sound like I still think that's a stretch. 2015.
SPEAKER_11:I don't know. So I'll yeah, I I don't know. Um, but yeah, I just was like, come on, people, we gotta do better. You gotta do better. You gotta do better. I I I don't agree with him. And you can't be putting that out there for kids because especially when you have when you're in a position like that, you got young people who are looking up to you, they're following you, they would have any, and not that you are supposed to be everybody's role model, but unfortunately, he's I might have to what you say when you have a public platform.
SPEAKER_10:I I'm gonna have to. I don't think he has a fan under 30, right? So he's talking so I don't think he got these young kids' ears. You see what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_14:Like he might not have these young kids' ears, but somebody young kids may potentially listen to that is Yeah, I get I get you saying like it's a natural thing.
SPEAKER_13:Yeah, it's not about the meetings about what he's talking about.
SPEAKER_10:I don't know who he's talking to, though. Like, I think his audience is like somebody in our era.
SPEAKER_11:That's like saying that young kids don't listen to um to Mason Cameron. Like when you they may not know who they were as far as were they rap or rap and career, but they have their podcasts made a name from TV, like he's been hip-hop, like all like they now have names in different areas in different spaces that are catching up.
SPEAKER_14:This is Carlos's it's not their platform, this is Carlos's numbers platform, like what's that 50 South, whatever they call their names or whatever. And multiple ages ranging from young all the way up. Listen to them.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, I don't know that.
SPEAKER_11:So I don't know that that's like you know, Joe Button, like his podcast.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, yeah, because yeah, I can see Joe Button, but Joel Santana.
SPEAKER_14:Well his podcast, he's a guest on the podcast.
SPEAKER_10:Got you, got you. All right. I thought it was his podcast.
SPEAKER_14:Okay, he can't read. How would he not have a podcast? What he gonna talk about?
SPEAKER_10:He started a podcast business at night. He started a poo kiss. He put a U in it. He had a Pug P-O-U-D K-I-S-T because he thought it was like the Sunkiss fucking soda pood kiss.
SPEAKER_11:But just do better, especially for Santana for the like black and brown uh community community, like it's bad enough that education is not a widely popular thing.
SPEAKER_14:The problem with that, and this is where I wish they would actually understand what they're talking about. Santana. They're so usually they're so hell-bent on the fact that, you know, um, like they draw no, no, because they're so like the um what is it? I can't think of the word the umpression part, no, the oppression of of you know, black and brown people in the school system. So they're like, they're not teaching us how they're teaching, you know, the other counterparts or whatever. I get if that's where you're gonna go with it and you wanna teach your kids differently or give them the better education you think they're missing, that starts with you getting a better education. That starts with you reading, you doing whatever. If that's what you want, then you learn all that shit and you teach them differently and what you think should matter. Not saying don't get an education and just call it a day. He need to go back home. I remember the song.
SPEAKER_10:Alright, my bad.
SPEAKER_14:I actually like that song.
SPEAKER_10:The funny thing he spelled that out as a song title, but he probably didn't spell it out. Somebody Jack, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Because I'm not against like I'm not against kids being taught business and stuff like that. Right. I think that there's a lot of different areas that I think should be taught, even just basic, like, you know, how to, you know, like you know, how to manage a checking account or savings account. Like different shit like that. I'm not gonna do this with you. But like Oh, you've been doing everything with this fool over here, but you're not gonna do it with me. But you don't take one away for another, especially one as important as that. Thank you.
SPEAKER_10:Look like he jumped on a remix in 2025. As far as like I'm just I'm just looking. I just I don't wanna I didn't want to be inaccurate. So I know I said 2000.
SPEAKER_14:Not a future.
SPEAKER_10:By himself?
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. I I didn't say him with anything else. I didn't say him with dipset, nothing.
SPEAKER_10:2024.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, right. Okay.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, it's called score. That's when he came out of rehab. Maybe. Try to get a score.
SPEAKER_14:Perk three. Well, good for you. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, don't say that bullshit no more. He's gonna continue.
SPEAKER_14:He's gonna continue. So y'all eating camo soup still?
SPEAKER_10:Who ate camo soup in the first place?
SPEAKER_14:Now you know you ate. Stop playing. Never fucking.
SPEAKER_10:Hell no.
SPEAKER_14:Really?
SPEAKER_10:Fuck no. I had the the uh the what's the other one with.
SPEAKER_14:You had progressive.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, with the real beef and stuff in there. Well, you said it's real.
SPEAKER_14:I I know I I you thought I was looking at it and like, wait.
SPEAKER_10:I heard myself say that shit and I was like, I know there's no real beef and shit in there.
SPEAKER_14:Anything in a can. Stop it.
SPEAKER_10:Nah, I never I I never really fucked with Campbell soup. Okay. Because it's just it just looked, it was plain.
SPEAKER_11:Uh you're talking about the little red and white cans. Oh, because I mean they got better stuff.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, they upgrade it to like even then. I I don't fuck with him. Yeah, I like that.
SPEAKER_14:He's so bougie, I'm starting to realize like that's crazy.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, I like the one that gives you more substance. Like the noodles and the chickens.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, no, Campbell's have to be. Yeah, they do have that.
SPEAKER_10:I don't know. They got their little hardies. Yeah, they got oh hardy soups is his hardy soups is this? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I never knew that. All right, Mr. Bougie.
SPEAKER_11:He was just looking for them little red and white uh chicken little cans fucking hair with the long uh pasta. You said that it didn't show the chicken little cans. I don't fuck with that. And the little fake uh chicken blocks.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, like I don't think those chicken blocks they're not well there was a complaint filed the uh VP because of some reckless racial what my arm was long? No, you're some oh yes, some racial shit um that was recorded. You know what's crazy is how are you allowing yourself to be recorded? Or even like I'm glad they recorded them. Yeah. But that's just like oh wait a second. Okay, so um on November 20th of this year, a complaint was filed on behalf of Robert Garza, a former cybersecurity analyst. Garza recorded a meeting with Campbell's vice president and chief information security officer, Martin Bailey, which was expected to be a routine salary discussion like late last year. However, during the meeting, Bailey was heard mocking the company's products, its customers, and Indian employees, which contradicts Campbell's publicly stated values. In the recording, Bailey allegedly commented that the company produces highly processed products for poor people. He was also saying bio-engineered meat, I don't want to eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer. Garza stated that the rant lasted for over an hour and left him feeling pure disgusted. Pure disgust, excuse me. He presented the recording to his direct supervisor, but was terminated coincidentally, just 20 days after he had received positive feedback about his performance during the same meeting in which the rant occurred. So they thought 20, 22 days or whatever was gonna be enough to be like, alright, we waited long enough, it's not gonna go together. We can fire him now.
SPEAKER_11:Crazy. But 3D printed me.
SPEAKER_14:And I believe he's telling the truth.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, yeah. I mean, them 3D printers is printing anything. Yeah, I'm about to get me some stuff printed. You went where I went. Where'd y'all go? Uh nipple clamps. Nipple clamps. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, that's not where I went.
SPEAKER_11:No, I'm just playing. You guys, um you guys remember Miss Doubtfire?
SPEAKER_05:Hello!
SPEAKER_11:I used to love that movie.
SPEAKER_14:Robin Williams was the fucking movie he played in Robin.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. Um, so we have a real life Mrs. Doubtfire scene going on overseas.
SPEAKER_08:Of course.
SPEAKER_14:Can we can we guess the no so let him tell it and then I'll show you the picture Indonesia? No.
SPEAKER_11:No. Okay. So they're calling it the uh Mrs. Doubtfire scandal. Bang. So oh my god.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_11:So the situation went down in Borgo Virgilio. Where the fuck is that? Well, I'm gonna let you point it out on the map. Okay. Um, where a gentleman decided to take advantage of his mother's passing, his 82-year-old mother, Graziela Del Oglio, passed away. She uglio back in oh my god, 2020. Back in 2022. Nope. And he was an unemployed uh former nurse, and so he decided that instead of reporting his mother dead, he was going to do something else. And he was going to pretend that she was still alive, and he began to pass himself off as his 82-year-old mother. And he looked like collecting money from her pension every year. He looked just like that woman. He was collecting thousands and thousands of dollars from her pension. He looked just like his mother in the wig every day.
SPEAKER_14:Somebody said that he would have got away if it wasn't for the Pasky Kid.
SPEAKER_11:And that damn dog. Like, but he looks like on the Scooby-Doo cartoon when they pull the mask off. Yikes! That's what he looked like. Yikescoop. Like, I'm scared that he used his mother's skin.
SPEAKER_14:Yo, he looked just like her. He looks just like her. Yeah. I wonder who do it say who um who figured it out. Yeah. Velma.
SPEAKER_10:Yo.
SPEAKER_11:But can you imagine, like, being in a police station? And they pull off his mask and they're like, Mr. Johnson. Raggy. I would have figured it out if he wasn't for you, rangy ass kid. That pesky dog. Raggedy ass kid. Like, that's so horrible though. Like.
SPEAKER_15:Oh God.
SPEAKER_11:People doing anything for money these days. Like, go get a job. Go get a job.
SPEAKER_14:I'm gonna dress up as my dad.
SPEAKER_11:You don't even gotta dress up. Hair the same, foreign the same. Body frame.
SPEAKER_14:My father actually is smaller than me, so I would rather be that small.
SPEAKER_11:Not your father's Indonesian. Oh god. But once again, do better. Do better sleep. How does that mess?
SPEAKER_14:So there's an audio that I want everybody to listen to. And this is about how a guy stops his girlfriend from snoring at night. I I I listened to this. My mind was blown. I was just mind blown.
SPEAKER_12:But you dig in your butt and put it on your girlfriend's nose and that makes her stop snoring?
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_12:What type of remedy is that?
SPEAKER_07:Oh no. It just it just seemed to work one time and I just kept going back to whatever said. What was in your butt? It's not, it was just, it's just the smell, because like usually when I'm just laying there, I don't know, it just stinks time and time.
SPEAKER_12:So your butt should not stink, sir, especially not in a bed. I think you need to do a better job, no?
SPEAKER_07:I don't know. I'm just I'm a man, basically. You know, we got hairy ass and the biggest.
SPEAKER_12:The fuck that's supposed to mean some wipes. I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna get you because there's no reason your booty has been.
SPEAKER_08:I think got a shower schedule.
SPEAKER_12:Or like, I don't understand that. You don't shower like this. This is the least part of it to me. Why does your butt stink?
SPEAKER_07:Be honest, if you dig in your butt right now, what would it smell like?
SPEAKER_12:It would not stink. I promise you that. Um showered fresh wipes. If I have to go during the day.
SPEAKER_10:Angela, ye seems like she'll smell like yeah.
SPEAKER_12:You need to work on that. I'm just trying to help you with your hygiene. What if she ever wants to go down there? You know what I'm saying? And now she gets stopped because it stinks. Go down where? What if, you know, when I was young, if you ever get in an accident, you gotta make sure your butt don't stick in your.
SPEAKER_07:I know you're not eating butt.
SPEAKER_12:I'm not, but your girlfriend has clearly got it on her nose and might make her want it like that's all I'm saying. And then you put it on her nose. What if you go to give her a kiss? Now you got your butt smell on your nose too.
SPEAKER_14:Yo, mm-mm. Who fucking thinks to do some dumb shit like that? That's just so fucking nasty. And if his girl is listening to that, I'm beating your ass. Yeah, relationship done. That's that's nasty. And your ass got worms, so now you not only just you just mm-mm.
SPEAKER_10:I smell corn every fucking morning.
SPEAKER_11:Like there's one thing to, you know, okay, you wake me up because I'm snoring, or what have you, or you shake me, or you know, but you chose to stick your finger. You told yourself, oh my god, I can't sleep because she's snoring so bad. Let me stop her from snoring. What's the only way?
SPEAKER_10:Hold up. I'm gonna let you finish your, but I just thought about something. He said he did he did it one night and it worked, right? Yeah, so he was just in his ass for no reason.
SPEAKER_14:That's what I got out of it.
SPEAKER_10:Because it's dirty, so it was itching. He was in his ass for no reason, and he was like, you know what? I wonder if this will make us.
SPEAKER_14:And he smelt his finger first. He had to because that's how you know it stink. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, that that tastes kind of raw. Yeah. Let me put it in her face.
SPEAKER_11:So he started fingering himself every night now. Swampy ass and said, let me see if this will stop her from snoring. And that's fucking nasty.
SPEAKER_10:He don't love her. He might be on to something. He might he might invent the new non-snoring. You gotta hate somebody really bad.
SPEAKER_14:That is not a CPAP. No, thank you. Like, she might send her ass to the doctor. No, seriously. Cause why you hate somebody?
SPEAKER_11:She wanted white hair growing on.
SPEAKER_14:Stick your finger in your butt.
SPEAKER_11:How long was doing that shit for? Like a year? No, like for real. And then you said, you know what? I need to let the world know because anybody else who's dealing with this.
SPEAKER_13:Because he thought it was funny. That means you go to bed every night. Waiting for this bitch to fall asleep with a soiled ass.
SPEAKER_10:Dirty as hell.
SPEAKER_13:Waiting for her to fall asleep first.
SPEAKER_10:Yo, I wonder how that count. Hey, yo, my man, your your girls.
SPEAKER_14:He probably's like baby tired. Your girl snore?
SPEAKER_10:Like, yeah, I got something for you.
SPEAKER_14:He probably spike her drink with melatonin every night. Hey, yo, digging my ass. He's not gonna tell his boys that because they'd be like, nigga, why you digging in your ass? Like if if one of your people's tells you, like, yo, I was digging in my ass and I put it on my girl's face. That's some weird, that's some weird shit.
SPEAKER_10:Hey, my people's. No, that's weird shit.
SPEAKER_11:He's trying to get picked up. He's trying to get picked up by ice. No. He's trying to get picked up by one of these companies that's gonna make this new product called the Shafinga. The Shifinga.
SPEAKER_09:The Shifinga.
SPEAKER_11:You're like, do you have problems with your partner snoring? Get the Shifinga. And it comes with ready-made smells. You got different scents you can choose from. You got Reggie. We got Roberto.
SPEAKER_22:We even got overseas scents.
SPEAKER_15:We got it for the guys, too. We got Indian culture. We have haven't watched it. Oh wow.
SPEAKER_14:The curry and shit goes to next topic, please. Need a little African. No, please stop. Please stop it. Uh uh. Uh-uh. No. No.
SPEAKER_10:Armpits, Mel, and Boo-Boo. Put her right to sleep. Okay, all right.
SPEAKER_14:Slimey Gooch. Slido.
SPEAKER_11:So speaking of overseas. Slimy gooch. I'm just gonna get us right out of here. So we're gonna go over to Tokyo. Your slide old ass slimy gooch. So in Tokyo, there is a uh restaurant. It is referred to as it's called the restaurant. Tokyo. It's not Chino. Oh, sorry. It's the restaurant of mistaken orders. So this restaurant, it's like a um a pop-up. I bet it is. And the restaurant comprised of nobody put that picture up there. Yes. Where the wait staff that work in the restaurant are people who live with dementia. And so you receiving the wrong order is part of the experience of in the restaurant.
SPEAKER_14:I actually think that's kind of cool. So it says about Except for when you get one of those who actually dig their finger in their ass and give you a plate of shit. But go carry on.
SPEAKER_11:So they say about 37 to 38% of the orders don't come out quite as planned. Um, but they say 99% of the diners say that they ultimately leave happy. So um the unpredictability, you know, of the experience makes it an unforgettable meal. It was started by a um TV director, Shira Oguni, back in 2017. And no dim sun, I want my plate. Then you don't go, Dan. It proved that people with dementia can absolutely contribute in a meaningful and joyful way.
SPEAKER_14:I think that's kind of cool for them.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, I mean if I pay for a$9.99. But you know what you're going for. And get a$5 plate.
SPEAKER_11:So it's like, oh, you know, let me go and get like that's that do sound cool though. Some dim sum and then you come back with just one time.
SPEAKER_08:Dimension sun.
SPEAKER_14:I think that's cool because it's better than them sitting in like a home or at their home. Nobody's paying attention to them and they're just like in feeling stuck where they are. Now, for me, what would be funny is they start fighting their customers.
SPEAKER_11:Is that because you know they get aggressive? And every time they come out to bring the order, they forget that they're a table and they keep giving the food to somebody else's table.
SPEAKER_14:How would you feel? I think I would probably laugh until the point where I'm really hungry, be like, all right, somebody bring me something.
SPEAKER_11:And then you go to the back of the kitchen, like, okay, look, can I get a meal? But they all got dementia too.
SPEAKER_13:We forget to cook. Ain't no meal. Everybody forgot to cook. You just got pots of water boiling on the stove. That actually would be so hilarious, though. Until the next day you go to the restaurant and they forgot to open it. They take an online order.
SPEAKER_14:You ain't eating shit. No, but I think that's cool though. Because I'm sorry, they put it out there that this is what it is. If you have a disclaimer, but it's better than them doing absolutely.
SPEAKER_10:I ain't gonna lie.
SPEAKER_11:And think about it. You get free labor because they'll forget that they were getting paid. So you don't even have to pay. Yeah, they forget to cash their checks. Yeah. And you can pretend to be the check cashing or the bank.
SPEAKER_14:Or you could pretend to give them a tip and they won't remember that they didn't get a tip.
SPEAKER_10:Hey, yo. Okay.
SPEAKER_05:Um, so yeah.
SPEAKER_11:It's a positive and a negative thing. I think that like they don't do tips. Yeah. Because, you know, there's certain countries that um they're too small to get no, they look down on tips.
SPEAKER_14:Did you? I bet they do, sir. Stop it. Please turn your mic off. Turn it off. Moving on. Good job, Tokyo.
SPEAKER_11:I mean, where to support the economy? Everybody work.
SPEAKER_10:Uh now do that without without killing them because you know they got a population control. So put them to work.
SPEAKER_14:Now my classmates are all responding now. Oh, wow. Yeah, so that's something. What are you talking about? So in uh no, just it popped in my head because my phone keep buzzing. Because my phone keeps buzzing. I know, I didn't tell y'all. So this week we have a group project.
SPEAKER_10:You're learning literacy.
SPEAKER_14:We have a group project. And see Santana? And only like four of us, mainly three of us, like, and then the fourth person is sporadic, and then the fifth person is non-existent. And so it's a whole bunch of bullshit going on. I don't like group projects. This is probably my first anyway. Um and I'm like, can we get everybody?
SPEAKER_10:Is it your first or probably your first?
SPEAKER_14:Meaning in college, I meant to say. My first group project in college. Gotcha, gotcha. Um, and I've been trying to get everybody to be on one accord. Listen to I I didn't even do anything since um a couple days ago. Uh-huh. And it's been back and forth bullshit. So I'm like, I sent a message and I was like, we need to do this. And nobody said anything. So now as we're doing this, now everybody wanna talk. Really? Yeah. What? I hope you choke on it.
SPEAKER_11:So remember some of these old discounted stores. So if you could only choose to bring back one of these stores, which one would you choose to bring back? You've got Blockbuster Video, Radio Shack, Payless, Wet Seal, or Sam Goody. For me it'd be Wet Seal. Sam Goody. I remember Sam Goody.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, hell yeah. Sam Goody for me.
SPEAKER_13:Wet Seal. Wet Seal? What the fuck is a wet seal? It's a clothing store.
SPEAKER_11:Oh. I was going back and forth between Blockbuster and Radio Shack because I really do miss the nostalgia of going into Blockbuster and renting the and renting the movies like on a Friday night.
SPEAKER_10:You get one all on my nerves. You wanna call your thing a wet seal? No.
SPEAKER_14:No. It's not going to That's your maiden call.
SPEAKER_10:Your lips clapped together. Sorry, please stop talking about my vagina.
SPEAKER_14:This is just all right. I'm sorry, go ahead. So do you guys lotion your butt or do you prefer ashy cheeks? What the fuck?
SPEAKER_11:I lotion my butt.
SPEAKER_13:Oh shit. Mister? Wait, you supposed to lotion your butt?
SPEAKER_15:Does he prefer ashy cheeks?
unknown:Wait.
SPEAKER_15:Let me find out your ass white. Is that a thing for real? You don't lotion your whole body? I lotion my body, but not my butt. You don't lotion your cheeks? No. So you just lotion everything. Do you lotion your thighs? My lotion. Legs, no. How how far up your leg?
SPEAKER_11:To my knee, my feet, my arms, my face, and my hands. So your whole bottom half, you just got powdered donuts in a chalk stick. My shit is never ashy.
SPEAKER_10:It's not getting ashy. That shit never gets ashy. That shit never gets ashy. It never gets ashy. I don't show it.
SPEAKER_14:Not ashy. Yo. So you don't even lotion like your torso?
SPEAKER_10:No, it's not ashy. It never gets ashy. Do you lotion your neck? Yes. Like my neck face. That explains about your back. I can't reach my back.
SPEAKER_11:But you can reach parts of your back.
SPEAKER_10:No, I don't never lotion my back. I can't reach it. My shoulders, my arms. I got a big head and small arms. My shoulders, my arms, my elbows, because that's the main one. My knees, my shins when I wear shorts and shit, my ankles and my feet.
SPEAKER_11:Okay.
SPEAKER_10:But my like my ash cheeks are never ashy. Never. Your thigh's not ashy either. No. It's hot down there. It's it's all it's always moisture. It doesn't need fucking lotion. You don't have to deal with that. You got a wet seal down there. You got that lotion all the time. And Sean's always into some moisture, so. So you lotion over there? You gotta well, you because you gotta get you gotta keep your cheeks pretty.
SPEAKER_14:Oh my God. Okay, I got a deeper question for the people who answered. No, I don't want to answer no more. I'm not asking you ashy ass. But anybody who had who do lotion they buns. Oh, okay, do you get the little crack in the divot part? So it's absolutely okay. Because some people miss that part. You know, now I'm I'm wondering how large of a population don't lotion a butt. It's a lot of people who don't put lotion on, period.
SPEAKER_10:Well, that's true.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Well, I lotion and then Vaseline. Only those, or I never needed to do it on my ass.
SPEAKER_14:So do you Vaseline your ass?
SPEAKER_10:Never had to lotion or Vaseline my ass. It's never ashy.
SPEAKER_14:But it's not about ashy, though. It's about, you know, moisturizing your body.
SPEAKER_10:That's y'all thing.
SPEAKER_14:No, that's everybody thing. You're supposed to be moisturized. Not everybody. No, no, I don't. Okay, dryness.
SPEAKER_10:Come on now. We're not lotioning. Well, I mean, there's probably men that lotion every part of their body, but I'm not one of them. I don't really. I'm clean. I and my ass don't get ashy.
SPEAKER_11:No, it's not that it's not clean. My ass don't get ashy. You look at your ass? Yeah. How do you you look at your ass? How do you know?
SPEAKER_10:You could you could tell dry skin from dry skin. My ass is never dry.
SPEAKER_14:Sir, I could look at your skin and tell you it's dry.
SPEAKER_10:Well, of course now, yeah, because I ain't I ain't lotion. Like, but if I'm going out somewhere, I I lotion and Vaseline, the major part that people see.
SPEAKER_11:Okay.
SPEAKER_10:Your head. Your head and your elbows. Yeah. And unless it's summer, your knees. My knees. My ankle, my ankle, my feet always get lotioned. Yeah. Yeah. Unless I'm home. Doing nothing. So I can't believe everybody lotion their ass. I don't think everybody knows. Yeah, I don't think so either. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, I don't think everybody knows.
SPEAKER_14:But I do lotion my ass.
SPEAKER_10:Don't judge people that don't.
SPEAKER_14:I'm not judging. I'm just laughing at how you said you lotion your body.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:I ain't never heard that shit.
SPEAKER_10:Like the major food groups. Like people.
SPEAKER_15:It's like how you his like head, shoulders, knees and toes. That's all he lotion. No, his neck, neck, shoulders, knees and ankles, knees and ankles. Uh oh.
SPEAKER_03:You can't be the only one, bro.
SPEAKER_15:Arms and elbows, baby. My toes. Neck, shoulders, knees and ankles, knees and ankles.
SPEAKER_22:You heard that right.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah. Knees and ankles. Literacy.
SPEAKER_14:Don't keep doing that to me, sis. Bitch, I can fucking read.
SPEAKER_11:So let's give it up for Chris Brown. His self-titled debut album was released 20 years ago.
SPEAKER_14:Woo! And this is when you hated Chris Brown.
SPEAKER_11:I never hate him. I just didn't like how he sung. Well, he had some of his big hits off of that album, Run It. Yo, excuse me, miss. Gimme that. Say goodbye. Among many others. But um, yes, congratulations, Chris. I still listen to that album. I still have many of those songs in rotation, still.
SPEAKER_14:I don't. We know.
SPEAKER_11:And you know who was on the remix of Run It? Jewel Seltana.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_17:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_14:Chris Brown had to sign it out for him because he couldn't read it.
SPEAKER_17:Okay, check it, check it, check it out. It's saying tenor again. Step it, step it, step it now. I got a question real quick.
SPEAKER_14:He said you don't need to know how to read. So who was writing his rhymes?
SPEAKER_11:Kimbella.
SPEAKER_02:They wanna stay up and party all night.
SPEAKER_13:And don't forget popping, niece.
SPEAKER_14:You know that was my shit. That was my shit.
SPEAKER_11:She used to dance.
SPEAKER_14:I used to always try to do the crunk. I just knew I knew what I was doing. Oh, yeah. That's the only thing that didn't require feet. Because y'all know I got two left feet.
SPEAKER_11:That didn't require feet.
SPEAKER_14:She just had to dance.
SPEAKER_10:She was just dancing on her knees.
SPEAKER_14:Like that's why you so bad now.
SPEAKER_10:That is not why.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, oh, please enlighten me. Why?
SPEAKER_11:Because of the lotion.
SPEAKER_14:Because you suck dick. Wrong side of the table, baby.
SPEAKER_10:Oh shit.
SPEAKER_14:Well, y'all both suck dick. I am a lady. Boy. So. So when is the appropriate time to throw out your Thanksgiving leftovers?
SPEAKER_10:Uh appropriate time to throw out Thanksgiving leftovers. After two days. If you ain't eating the shit your leftovers after two days, get rid of this shit.
SPEAKER_14:I'm gonna go with keep eating them till the ancestors tell me to stop.
SPEAKER_10:Well, that's what I'm saying. If it's not done by two days, because usually mine is done by two days.
SPEAKER_13:And first of all, this is what cracks me up. So you're saying by Saturday, throw it out. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Cause it shouldn't be anything there.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. My thing is Huh? That's two days. What, a week? No, Saturday. No, not not him. Oh no, I'm saying a week. Oh, okay. Um my thing is you shouldn't have that many leftovers. Right.
SPEAKER_11:I mean, it depends. It depends. Like if they cook for all the house.
SPEAKER_14:If it's the host's house and they didn't take all the food, I don't think the host is gonna still be eating it for that long. I think they're throwing it out because you know what I mean? Um, I'm talking about everybody else who packed up stuff and brought it home. That's what I'm saying. You shouldn't have that much. It shouldn't last that long.
SPEAKER_10:I still have some. I mean, I still have some.
SPEAKER_11:Like when I packed up food to go, like I didn't eat it all. So like I still have some. I'm not eating it anymore, but like I still have leftovers.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, but I mean to the point where it's like you have an abundance.
SPEAKER_10:I know you're gonna throw it out if you if you're not eating it anymore.
SPEAKER_11:Oh no, it's yeah, it'll go in the trash. I just haven't thrown it in the trash. Like I literally ate the day after. I wanna say I only ate it Friday and then I was done. Yeah. Because I just didn't have a taste for that food.
SPEAKER_14:Because it's only really good at least two days after that. That's what I'm saying. I was like, okay, I'm done. If you got your food till Thursday and Friday and next week, no, that's that's ridiculous.
SPEAKER_10:That's what I'm saying. Two days.
SPEAKER_14:There's no reason.
SPEAKER_10:If you haven't finished the food that you packed up already, it's gone. Because one, you ain't got a taste for it, like you said. Two, is now taking up space and you know you ain't gonna eat it. And three, like, if you you ain't finished it by now, it this shit gotta go. Oh, you know, them people that that freeze it.
SPEAKER_14:That's just ridiculous. So I'm not trying to tell people how you know, do you live your life? But let's not make meal preps out of Thanksgiving leftovers, okay? That's not no, let's leave that alone.
SPEAKER_11:Well, I mean, if you gotta go to work, unless you gotta go to work.
SPEAKER_14:No, to bring to work is different, but I mean, meal preps for like the week, the rest of the week at home. No, that's we ain't doing that because you don't want to cook.
SPEAKER_10:Very true. Very true. I pack a lot because I got kids. So they they usually run through the shit too.
SPEAKER_14:So don't treat Thanksgiving leftovers like that pot of spaghetti.
SPEAKER_11:But I mean, if you think about it, though, like a pot of spaghetti will last longer than leftovers.
SPEAKER_10:It would last well that depends.
SPEAKER_14:That depends on how good the spaghetti is.
SPEAKER_10:If it's good, it should have been gone.
SPEAKER_14:Right. That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_10:It should have been gone. Unless you make a lot. Unless you make a lot, yeah.
SPEAKER_14:But some people make a lot because again, they don't want to cook through the rest of the week. You have people who do that. I know my mother do used to that, did that. Oh my god, used to do that. Little T.
SPEAKER_11:Rob. I'll just play it. It was those knees that work.
SPEAKER_14:Both of y'all can kiss my moisturized. I said my dry ass right over here. My ass has a glisten. Yeah, you sit over there. You say a glisten. You got a serve on it. You got honey button glaze on it.
SPEAKER_10:That's what he called himself at night. Honey bun glaze.
SPEAKER_15:Let me find out you got a candy to ask.
SPEAKER_10:Let his jell John's tell it. Okay.
SPEAKER_11:Oh my god. Now we're on your favorite part of the show. Oh, well, we are.
SPEAKER_14:The greatest remix ever.
SPEAKER_10:Oh my God. All right, gym number one.
SPEAKER_11:Do you stick your finger in your dry ass?
SPEAKER_10:No. I might cut myself. Uh if you in my car on a phone and my hand is on the volume knob, that means wrap it up. I don't want to listen to your conversation.
SPEAKER_14:Thoughts? I don't ever do that. I'm not in a car with somebody I don't want to talk to.
SPEAKER_10:Well, if they're in a if you your friend is in the car and they want to phone.
SPEAKER_14:No, I'm saying, oh, if they on the phone.
SPEAKER_10:If they're on the phone and you're in the car, you're trying to listen to your music and they just yap, yap, yapping away. At what point you would be like, yo, I want to listen to my music. I want to turn it on.
SPEAKER_14:Oh, I don't turn my music down because if you can answer your phone while my music is up, there's no point.
SPEAKER_10:My shit be on 40.
SPEAKER_14:Oh my god. Unless they say, oh, can you turn it down real quick? Then then oh, I might turn it down. Do you usually turn it down? You're not about to be on the phone for an hour while we on this drive. I turn it down one time.
SPEAKER_10:If they get a phone call and you'd be like, you turn it down just for like turn it down. But then you'd be like, yo, this conversation. Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:You know, I'll just be like, because I don't feel like I don't think like if some people in the car with you, they're not respectfully, they're not gonna be on the phone that long. They're gonna be like, you know, I'm gonna call you back. But if you have somebody that inconsiderate, I I would be like, bitch, if you don't get off that phone.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah. Yeah. And that's your mama.
SPEAKER_15:Bitch, if you don't get off that phone.
SPEAKER_10:All right, gym number two. If she's ready in 10 minutes, something stink.
SPEAKER_13:Hey, yo. That means she didn't lotion.
SPEAKER_10:She's been sticking her finger in her ass. I mean, well, unless she's cleaning. What is a uh decent time for a female to get ready? Is it is it really 30 to 40, 45 minutes, 30 minutes?
SPEAKER_14:Everybody don't wash the same. And some people don't wash to get ready.
SPEAKER_11:I think it depends on what you mean by get ready. So there's a lot of times that like someone will take a shower or whatever and then not get dressed. Right. They'll yeah, and then like later get dressed. Later get dressed. So it's like, what do you mean by get ready? Because I've done that before.
SPEAKER_10:Let's let's start at the showering process. Because I I think when a female starts to get ready, it starts with them getting in the shower. They always get in the shower.
SPEAKER_11:If you get in the shower and getting dressed and all of that shit in 10 minutes, you're nasty.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, something's wrong.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, because ain't no way. Because my shower is at least 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah. Yeah. It's 10 to 15. Right. Depending on how good the water feels. Right.
SPEAKER_14:If it's hot and I need that good hot water, it also depends on how long you actually scrub and everything. Yeah, yeah. Or what kind of hope. Sometimes what? Sometimes you talk about the spout. Because sometimes I'll wash with like one lotion and then I'll I mean lotion. Oh my god, one soap. Wash with a lotion? I'll I'll wash with a body soap and then I'll like the bar and then I'll go back over myself with like a scented one.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, I gotta, I got a particular way. I I have the Dove Men soap. I use the actual soap. And then I use the Dove Men body wash that then I'm out.
SPEAKER_11:Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:No, and then I'd use the regular, like a regular dove non-scented soap to wash like the butt area, the private areas and stuff. So I do that first, then I do the regular full body with the bar, and then I do the full body with the liquid soap. Okay. With the with the with the loofah.
SPEAKER_14:Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:I got a routine, man.
SPEAKER_14:I have to do it the way I do it because I can't use like scented soap in certain areas because I'm allergic. So I have to I have like the sensitive skin, no kind of perfume, no nothing, no whatever soap.
SPEAKER_10:So and my soap need to match my lotion, that means need to match my deodorant. Oh really? The dove soap is the same dove soap as the body wash and same dove's soap as the deodorant.
SPEAKER_22:Okay.
SPEAKER_10:And if I had the lotion, it would be the same scent. Oh, particulars. All the same scent.
SPEAKER_22:Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_11:But now are you because like for women, are you including in that 10 minutes like putting on makeup?
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, the whole shebang. You know what? I know.
SPEAKER_15:She stinks, you look like a your hair's uneven.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, that's some that's um, that's a wash, that's a uh a bird wash in a and sweats. Yeah, that's definitely a bird wash. Yeah, no, some stink. The toenails stink. Not the toenails. Everything stinks. Get out of here.
SPEAKER_14:And don't wash everything with the same sir. And don't wash everything with the same rag. That's nasty. Uh yeah, don't do that. Not you don't wash your ass and now you wash your bag. I got an ass rag and a body rag.
SPEAKER_15:Set of ass rags.
SPEAKER_10:I got an ash rag and a body rag and a loofah. Yeah, I got that's always how I've been.
SPEAKER_11:And I got a glove.
SPEAKER_10:That's all about say. I got a glove. I love that glove shit, but I I just I just I just can't find it anywhere. My wife got it, and I'll be like, I'll be wanting to use hers, but then it's like that's fucked up. And then you're gonna have pune juice all the time. Yeah, because then yeah, I don't want a white bird.
SPEAKER_14:Who uses the glove with the when they pune? That's harsh. Fuck Jesus Christ. Where the fuck they find that glove shit? Fucking pussy rug burn. That's wow. I'm just saying, if you scrubbing down there with that, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_10:I want to find like the glove. CBS.
SPEAKER_22:Yeah, you can find them in. For real? Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:That shit. I had that shit one time and I was like, this shit is perfect. I don't gotta use a cloth.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. Man. I need to get one of them um African um whatchamacallists that oh yeah, I love those.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:All right. Last gym. And I think this is perfect.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, it's me. For me.
SPEAKER_10:I I want y'all to listen to this because this is uh this sums up who. Hold on. Let me make sure I got it on the right part.
SPEAKER_16:Hold on. Like dead ass whole time. All you was trying to do was nut. And you couldn't at the time. So now she three nuts and she done fell in love whole time. You ain't never gonna see her again. You out here crazy stalkers for no reason, sir. Calm down, James. Calm down. I'm in today.
SPEAKER_10:Uh, that sums me up. Giving out good sex by accident. I think that's where I I think where all my problems lie. I've I've felt this. Cause now I can't bust. Right? She busts three, four times. She thinks I'm like the greatest thing in the world. And then it's like I didn't even mean to do that.
SPEAKER_11:Oh my god. I've um I've never had bad sex on an accident. No, good sex. Good sex. I mean, yeah, good sex by accident. Because my intention is to always give good sex. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:So see, I was about to say that I go into this situation aiming to give good sex, right? And if the box is trash and I can't, and all of a sudden she comes like three, four times, and it's like yikes. Like now, now she can't stop calling me because she never did that before, and I never and it lasted so long, and it's like I didn't mean for it to do that. Oh my god. But uh thanks.
SPEAKER_11:But would you rather had it been a bad experience and now he said it was a bad experience for him? Yeah. No, but would you have rather it been a bad experience for her and then now the thought of you is that you have trash and that's what's now going on.
SPEAKER_10:I take that whole experience just as opposed to see I think that gets me in trouble, right? Because now when I move on to somebody else and then they always call in, it's like I didn't really mean to fuck up my other relationship, you know, type of shit. So I think that's fucked up. So I think that is a perfect example of me kind of summing up some some of my uh past experience. I didn't mean to give it to you like that.
SPEAKER_11:Oh my god, Nene.
SPEAKER_10:Um you ever gave somebody the box and you was like you didn't come, but they was like, oh my god, this is the best box ever. And you're a lot of times. I'm never coming to see you again.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, but they sit outside your house with a police.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, you you just created a stalker. You created a stalker by accident.
SPEAKER_14:I created a few stalkers.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, by accident. Like I didn't mean to.
SPEAKER_14:It wasn't by accident. Like Well, that's what I mean.
SPEAKER_10:Like I know my box is good, so But like you didn't go in there, but like, I'm out of here, you know, you was come you was looking to get something out of it, and it's like this shit is trash, but you know, they enjoyed it. I didn't mean like I didn't mean for you to enjoy it because I ain't never say that.
SPEAKER_14:I knew exactly what I was doing.
SPEAKER_10:Got you.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. I always go into every situation like you're about to get the best box in your life.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:And take with it what you will, bye. Gotcha.
SPEAKER_11:You got all this.
SPEAKER_14:All right, my last one. But to do the theatrics though, depending on the person, they're not getting everything. So sometimes you'll be like, I ain't even doing anything, and you acting like that. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10:Uh last one. For those who are a junior, if you are a junior, your mom has moaned your name before. Have a great week.
SPEAKER_14:That's gross.
SPEAKER_17:Pull on stems, the mom got the ball run out. I am a junior. Like a big ten. Put on stems, the ball got the ball run out. Tell a friend how much more about that.
SPEAKER_10:All right.
SPEAKER_11:You think about it?
SPEAKER_10:All right. All right. As we speak, that's easy.
SPEAKER_14:But you know, Mister, you're a jerk when I think about what you just explained.
SPEAKER_15:Wait, what I do? Yeah. Oh my God. And I think you told that story just to make yourself happy. What are you talking about? I don't know why you just fucking clicked on my head. When you were like, yeah.
SPEAKER_14:What sorry? Given the the not by accident good goods. Like, that's fucked up. Why is why is it fucked up?
SPEAKER_10:Because why wouldn't your intention be to always I mean it is. But once it's happening, then it's like, oh, I'm not getting anything from it, right? But they are. Like my intentions are still good, but they're getting something more than I am. And then I just created this thing on accident because I didn't, I I didn't, I went in expecting to do something, but it her, I wasn't getting that.
SPEAKER_14:So why you ain't just let her know in a nice way?
SPEAKER_10:I'm not saying I told her that.
SPEAKER_14:I'm just saying I'm saying you could have. That would have stopped her from stalking you.
SPEAKER_10:No, well, I ain't gonna stop.
SPEAKER_14:But see, but that's the thing. He likes the that's my point of him being a jerk, is that he likes to have that.
SPEAKER_10:Because now she tells her friends, oh, this is you just got finished talking about how it had an effect on your relationship.
SPEAKER_14:So you was okay with that's what I'm thinking about.
SPEAKER_10:Not a relationship relationship. Like if I'm trying to less. If I'm moving on to somebody else, and then the she keeps calling. Now it's like, who's this bitch? Who's this bitch?
SPEAKER_11:And I'm like, well, uh But is that any different than someone that you intended to give good sex to sex was good, yeah. I'm saying keeping it.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, it's the same, it's the same thing. But one of them I didn't mean to because I wasn't getting, you know. You know? It was it's it's the same thing. Uh the reactions is still the same, but one of them I wasn't I wasn't trying to see you after this. Oh, okay. Okay, but now now you're stalking me, and I'm just like, I didn't I didn't why you ain't just telling them now. No, thank you for telling your friends, yeah.
SPEAKER_14:Right? Thank you for promoting. I've actually had a situation where the person kept like harassing me, and I'm like, dude, it's just fucking pussy. Like, give them like, why are you acting like that? And that made them realize, like, oh you bitch, okay, yeah, yeah, move the fuck on. Like that's your shit was trash, but sometimes you have to be that way because when you be polite, motherfuckers going crazy.
SPEAKER_11:That's so harsh. Look, I had my past resurrect a couple times last week. Last week, huh? No, wait, uh huh. No, this week.
SPEAKER_10:Uh Jesus. Let's let's talk about it.
SPEAKER_11:Just and that's our gym. All right, real quick.
SPEAKER_10:Real quick. That's our gym.
SPEAKER_21:The fucking Dallas Cowboys!
SPEAKER_12:Ma'am.
SPEAKER_09:The fucking Dallas Cowboys, my boys, we're in two games in a row. In less than four days, we took down them bald ass Eagles, and we took down them fucking Chiefs in a four-day span.
SPEAKER_10:Two of the teams that was in the last year's Super Bowl, might I add, and we bust their ass. Talk something to me. Talk something, you better talk nice to me. Dallas Cowboys, two games in a row. We're going into the third uh week 14. Uh, now, let me let me back it up a little bit. We have five games left in the season. I knew we was gonna win against the Chiefs. I knew we were gonna win against the Eagles. They are both suspect, they were both living on this lucky run that was going to be exploited at some point, and I'm glad that we did. However, Detroit is a little different. Their play calls always get us always like fucked up. They they always come with some kind of fucking play that always gets us confused on defense. However, we have a different defense since the trade deadline, and I must admit, these our defense is looking a little different. I still is iffy about our fucking DBs and our backs, but we look a little different. And Amin Ra is out, and they the Detroit Lions has been looking a little up and down this year, so I'm always gonna go with my boys. However, it's a little funky, but I think we're still gonna win that game, and then from there we have four straight games against the Giants who are suck Washington who suck. Chargers is going to be the iffy game for me. That's going to be the game that everybody thinks we're gonna win. That one right there is going to be a little bit iffy, and then we have the Vikings and they suck. So four out of these last five games, I like. I think we can go five for five, which might get us in the playoffs, which might mean something then, but I'm not going to as as far as other Cowboys fans thinking that if we do all this and turn the tables, we're gonna win the Super Bowl. I ain't I am not one of those Cowboys fans. I am a realist, and I think we can run the table, but we have to get past Detroit. So this week I'm going Cowboys over Detroit, uh Seattle over Falcons. That's iffy. I think I might uh I might that might be an upset. Fikons over the uh Seattle Seahawks, uh Bengals and Bills. Joe Burrow is back. Nene, who you got? And they Bills Bengals just beat the shit out of the Ravens. I'm always gonna go Bills. Bills it is Bills over the Bengals, uh Browns over the Titans, Vikings over the Washington, yeah. Vikings over Washington, Dolphins over the Jets, Buccaneers over the Saints, Colts over the Jaguars. Um, I got the Ravens. The Ravens look weird. Lamar Jackson don't even look right. Derrick Henry is iffy. I might go Steelers over the Ravens. Sean, how you feel about that?
SPEAKER_11:I'm gonna go Steelers.
SPEAKER_10:I like Steelers too. Steelers over the Ravens, Broncos over Raiders, uh, Bears and the Packers. Bears on Bears. Bears just beat up on um Eagles too. Thank you, Bears, for beating up on the Eagles.
SPEAKER_14:Because I feel like Caleb is in his pocket right now.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah.
SPEAKER_14:So I'm I'm gonna go Bears.
SPEAKER_10:And I hate to admit that the Bears have sunned the NFC East. They beat every team in the NFC East, and I gotta give it up to them. Shout out to my man JT, who's a Bears fan. Uh y'all look good. Um, Rams over the Cardinals, uh, Chiefs and the Texans. I'm gonna go Texans because I don't. Want the Chiefs to win. Um and Eagles. Eagles versus the Chargers. Let's go Chargers. I'm always gonna pick against the Chargers. So those are my picks.
SPEAKER_14:Um I went uh let's go Chargers, and I'm always gonna pick against the Chargers. No, the Eagles. But you said Chargers.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, I meant I meant the Eagles. Um my last week's picks, I I I went 10 out of 11. Uh that was a good week for me. So if you bet any of my picks, hope you won. Um, I'm going to get added again. And that's my picks.
SPEAKER_03:What country you from?
SPEAKER_10:Oops.
SPEAKER_03:What ain't no country I ever heard of? You speak English in what? That's English motherfucker. Do you speak it? That's for Santana.
SPEAKER_10:All right. Uh, anything before we leave?
SPEAKER_14:Come back to us. Please.
SPEAKER_10:Anything before we leave, you know?
SPEAKER_14:Um, yes. I would like to shout out to Tanya. Um, look forward to your pie.
SPEAKER_10:We're recording that next week.
SPEAKER_14:Yes.
SPEAKER_10:We are we were gonna do it this week, but Thanksgiving and all that stuff. But we're recording it next week.
SPEAKER_14:Yes, we got you. And I tried to get him to dress in a Santa suit to get pie, but he wasn't wrong for that.
SPEAKER_10:That just sounds getting pie. That just sounds like what Sean does every weekend.
SPEAKER_14:No, that's different.
SPEAKER_10:Yeah, that's very true. Yeah. That's very true. So sweet potatoes.
SPEAKER_11:That would be cream pie.
SPEAKER_05:My goodies.
unknown:Not my goodies.
SPEAKER_01:I got a plenty of patient for handling brawls. All I need is me a few seconds and more than this rap. Touble A to bring my lap, and I ain't coming back, so you can put a car right there. I'm the truth, and ain't got nothing to prove. And you can ask anybody, cause it seems like barricades or run right through 'em, use for 'em. Throw all the dirt you want. No, still won't have a pin up in a fabulous run. Bone her back, picking out a basket of fruit. I love you, boy. Yeah, freaking Pete, love you too. You know how I do.
SPEAKER_00:I put you for the father, but you thought of that.
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