Episode 31: Stroke on The Left Side

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Transcript

Cold Open And Table Rules

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Welcome to the table. The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_06 0:06

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SPEAKER_00 0:23

One more game.

SPEAKER_03 0:25

Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 0:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 0:36

Yeah. Welcome back to the table.

SPEAKER_04 0:44

Welcome back, welcome back.

SPEAKER_07 0:53

Hope you enjoyed your wheel. Chinese wins, please. Enjoy your ride to work, four work. Hope you had a happy mother's day. I know somebody at this table is doing this for their mother's day.

unknown 1:13

Do your stretches, don't put no hands back. You gotta be moving back.

SPEAKER_07 1:24

I like a woman that makes her own dough. Don't need a lot of help. But your heart'll melt if I put a thousand in your gun belt. Lip blows traces, you're piercing a lip.

SPEAKER_04 1:52

Oh yeah. How happy was your mother's day? I'm so wrong, cause as a man on Mother's Day, is this what I'm asking for? Mother's Day. It could be Mother's asking for this on Mother's Day. I mean I just hope you had the best Mother's Day this year of all years. You told that nigga. What you tell him, Sean?

unknown 2:26

What you said?

SPEAKER_01 2:26

What you say? What you say?

SPEAKER_08 2:29

Put it in her mouth.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

Put it in her mouth. I'm in her motherfucking mouth. Put it in her mouth. I'm in her motherfucking mouth. Put it in her mouth. I'm in her motherfucking mouth. You wanna go down? Why not? I'll be like Kirby and hit you a cop until you doubt my name is Make like the breeze begin to blow. Give me no rap florin grin. If you're not down to go low, I'm on the pound bout fucking. Only if you down for dick stuckin'. If not, BJ the rear is chuckin'. Fuck that dicks. I'm pulling ash as hell with tap dicks for your tap ass lip. Treating your teeth like dang kiss as I'm rubbing them with an erection like injections.

SPEAKER_04 3:26

Alright.

Mother’s Day Recaps And Roasts

SPEAKER_04 3:28

How's everybody doing today? Welcome back. Happy Mother's Day. Welcome back to the table. If you haven't, if you're new to the show, I am Mister.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

I am that woman Nene, aka Long Back Willie. In the back is flat, and in the front is fat. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 3:55

Wait, what the f what in the world? In the world.

SPEAKER_04 4:06

Who's coochie got a foopa? Man short is a few out there. So how's everybody's week? How's everybody period? How's how is your mother's day? How was your weekend? How is your first couple days of this week?

SPEAKER_03 4:22

You know, I think I've learned too, because you know, the saying for me has been um it's been a week. Um I don't it's just like when I think back, like how was my week, and I'm like, uh I didn't have no issues. It's like whatever. It was a week that went by. No problems.

SPEAKER_04 4:46

So is the same this week?

SPEAKER_03 4:49

Like, no, I have no issues. Like, it's not I can't say it's been a week because it hasn't been a week. It's just I ain't had no issues.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

Gotcha. So it's just been a week. Not in a bad sense. Yeah, okay. How was your mother's day though?

SPEAKER_03 5:06

Um really bad. Thank you, Shaunae. It's going. I mean, I ain't doing shit.

SPEAKER_04 5:17

Were you looking for stuff or what you say?

SPEAKER_03 5:25

I'm scared. No, I don't really look for to do anything on Mother's Day, but uh lay in my bed and watch TV all day.

SPEAKER_04 5:35

Sounds like a great great day, actually. Most mothers would rather I don't want to speak for everybody, but they would rather just some peace and quiet and just some alone time and like relax. Some drink something.

SPEAKER_03 5:46

Yeah, some. There's some that like you ain't pamper me or you ain't do this for me, you ain't do this. You know what's so funny? I woke up this morning, walked out my room. The first thing my son said, he was like, Mom, mommy. I was like, What? He was like, What you about to do? I said, Go in the kitchen. He said, You about to make breakfast? I was like, No. He was like, Can you make me something to eat? I said, You got hands and feet? It's mama's day. I ain't doing shit. He didn't even say happy mother's day. He just was like, bitch, you about to cook? Hurry up.

SPEAKER_04 6:21

Teenagers.

SPEAKER_03 6:24

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 6:25

Shit, don't get me started. Anyway, how about you? How was your weekend, Sean?

SPEAKER_06 6:32

Um, my prior week was actually pretty damn good. One of my um co-workers was on vacation for two weeks. So it was very relaxing around the office, stress-free. Um they come back this week. They're back. Oh. Um, but I'm still trying to keep that same energy. That same energy because I'm not about to let nobody um disrupt my spirit no more.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

I know that's right.

SPEAKER_06 6:56

But um my mother's day was good. I was pampered in my pamper. Um, but I um enjoyed Mother's Day with my mother. Um, we went out for lunch and um she enjoyed herself. Good. So um otherwise, it's just me, you know, a little over cheetah, the not cheetah. Shut up.

SPEAKER_04 7:22

So I got questions. Question, question, question. So nothing, so when you say you got pampered.

SPEAKER_08 7:32

Why? Why?

SPEAKER_04 7:33

In the pamper. Remember that. In the pamper, you can't. And that he got pampered in the pamper. So I was bathed, powdered, and flipped and changed. And well, that's good. Uh, you know, I hope you enjoyed both of y'all enjoyed your mother's day.

SPEAKER_03 7:53

How was your mother's day?

SPEAKER_04 7:55

Uh it's fine. I I reached out to my mother.

SPEAKER_03 7:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 7:59

Reached out to my sister.

SPEAKER_03 8:00

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 8:01

My wife. I hope you reached out to your wife. Yeah, I mean, it's been a minute since I reached out to her, you know. She's been lost in the wilderness. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 8:12

You reach out to the sister you slept with? Oh, shit. But she's not a mother, so nope. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:18

That's it.

SPEAKER_08 8:22

Not for me. He didn't deny you.

SPEAKER_04 8:25

This is not true. Yo, what the fuck? That part. The fuck was that? The fuck was that?

SPEAKER_05 8:38

Y'all walling. It's the it's the uncomfortable ass.

SPEAKER_03 8:45

Yo, funny. She might be listening. She probably listened too. Well, she heard the swig line in the beginning.

SPEAKER_04 8:53

The what line?

SPEAKER_03 8:54

Tag line, excuse me.

SPEAKER_04 8:55

The the swig line did she say? Because what you be doing on Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_05 9:00

Swinging. That's why your husband was reaching out.

SPEAKER_03 9:06

Well, if he's taking too long, you better catch up.

SPEAKER_04 9:11

That's so wrong for your husband here.

SPEAKER_03 9:12

I know that is wrong. I'm sorry. Sorry, babe. It's all jokes. Mine was reaching out too.

SPEAKER_04 9:19

I bet. Try to get out the boochie. I think I see a hand now. Splash all that water, by the way. Just stuck. Yo.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

Not stuck.

SPEAKER_04 9:34

Yo, get him out of there. He's suffocating. All you're gonna hear is suck him right back up. You stay in there, goddammit.

SPEAKER_05 9:43

You're in time out.

SPEAKER_04 9:48

That's how that's you know how many water slides and slides you got in there for a while.

SPEAKER_03 9:53

Oh, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 9:55

He probably having a time of his life in there. Why is there more than one water slide? I know.

SPEAKER_03 10:01

Why? I'm so sorry. How does that work?

SPEAKER_04 10:03

There's so many kids in there.

SPEAKER_03 10:05

Um at the playground, you know?

SPEAKER_05 10:13

That's what it is. Oh, okay. I love that for y'all. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:19

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05 10:22

I saw the opportunity and I thought I love that for y'all.

SPEAKER_03 10:28

Just gonna log that in my book. Oh, I don't need that log because y'all been coming for me. As soon as I read.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

Oh God. I love that for y'all. It's fucking hip. Okay, cool. My week was straight. Right, Aina.

SPEAKER_05 10:53

We didn't even get to you.

SPEAKER_04 10:55

It's fine. We can move right along.

SPEAKER_05 10:58

It was like he fucked his sister at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_04 11:04

When they say sister, it's a black girl, not my actual sister. ER.

SPEAKER_08 11:10

Farmers don't know.

SPEAKER_04 11:11

Hard E R.

SPEAKER_05 11:13

Hard E R. No way. Not the A? No A. Not the hard E R on her, bro. Yo. Might be a Weaver.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

Oh shit. That was bad.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

That's what an A. Weaver. That's because she does hair. Uh time to sign off, ladies and gentlemen. I am out of here.

SPEAKER_08 11:47

That's our chat.

SPEAKER_06 11:51

Alright, I can scratch your name off of that. Okay, all right. You got me.

SPEAKER_04 11:57

You got me. Oh shit. What's going on in this crazy world of ours today? I'm just gonna move right along here. Oh God.

SPEAKER_03 12:05

Let's just start off with what the hell?

SPEAKER_04 12:07

I'm just trying to end these gyms. So all right, go ahead.

Friday Food Rules And Chinese Orders

SPEAKER_03 12:13

Do you guys cook on Friday?

SPEAKER_04 12:15

I heard no black man or black people cook on Fridays. I try not to cook on Fridays. Yeah. I think for the past three years, every Friday I had pizza. Thus. My wife don't give a shit. Oh my god, no.

SPEAKER_06 12:33

You the hutting.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

Yeah, for real. God damn.

SPEAKER_04 12:37

Shit. Anyway, go ahead. What'd you say?

SPEAKER_03 12:39

As long as I growing up, we never. Um my mother, but my mother really cooked.

SPEAKER_04 12:44

Anyway, but yeah, she did. Fish sticks was popping on Fridays.

SPEAKER_03 12:53

Yeah, if we wasn't getting takeout, that is true. It was fixed fish fish sticks and fries. Fish sticks and fries. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 12:58

Yuck. Wow. Yeah. Did you have tartar sauce or you had like ketchup?

SPEAKER_04 13:04

Um both. Not gonna lie. You take like four fish sticks, put some fish and light it with some cheese. Put it put it up, put some tartar sauce, maybe some cheese if you had cheese, put it on a hamburger bun. You had a fish sandwich. Oh my god. Fish fillet.

SPEAKER_03 13:19

But no, we had the fish fillets too.

SPEAKER_04 13:22

The sandwich. You mean you had the Gordon's fish fillets?

SPEAKER_03 13:24

We had the fish, yeah, we had those too.

SPEAKER_04 13:26

So I was bougie. Yeah, they was bougie as shit.

SPEAKER_03 13:29

My mother just didn't want to cook. Yeah. They had Gordon's in it. They had Gordon's in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_04 13:34

The actual Gordon, the man. They didn't have great value. They'll call Gordon out of his chambers and cook.

SPEAKER_03 13:42

No, you know what's so funny? One thing about my mother.

SPEAKER_04 13:45

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_03 13:46

That's how he got a mother.

SPEAKER_05 13:50

Hey Gordon. Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

Gotta throw it back. Um.

SPEAKER_05 13:58

And he was like, wait, this dolphin meat.

SPEAKER_03 13:59

Yo. Not the dolphin. You know that was shark. Oh shit. Nah, that was a shark. I forgot what I was about.

SPEAKER_06 14:17

Yeah. The Gordon, the Gordon patties.

SPEAKER_03 14:23

Let's talk about your front. You know. That's too fat now to feed the world. Um God damn. It was great value.

SPEAKER_05 14:36

Make it a better place. That bag was full of.

SPEAKER_03 14:39

Yep, got a free Willie. All that tartar sauce. Now. That's somebody else you know. Oh my God. Well, that is that is very true.

SPEAKER_05 14:51

That's disgusting.

SPEAKER_04 14:52

Very true. All right. What were you gonna say about your minced meat? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:58

No, I was gonna say, yeah, I've had corridor blue. She used to buy those little pros and yeah, she used to be like. What the fuck is a cordon blue? No, it's chicken. What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_04 15:06

That sounds like some fancy ass shit. Like, what the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_03 15:11

I used to hate them shit. Raw fish eggs or some shit? No, it's chicken.

SPEAKER_04 15:15

That's caviar. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:16

It's like chicken and it has cheese in the middle, I think with ham or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

Yeah. What? Yeah. You ate you you had that before? You can make that? It's a French dish. I thought it was a food.

SPEAKER_08 15:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:32

So what you talking about? It's a French dish. Oh, I thought you said Oh my God.

SPEAKER_03 15:38

What do you thought I said? A French dick.

SPEAKER_08 15:43

Well, it is the shape. Yeah. Oh God.

SPEAKER_03 15:54

Nothing. She used to make, she used to buy those, and those was frozen. Again, she wasn't cooking like nothing.

SPEAKER_06 15:59

Y'all was just packed with sodium, all the preserves. Listen. That's why your face melting.

unknown 16:06

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 16:10

And I'm here studying her face, like, yeah, it's melting. Like, where? It's melting.

SPEAKER_03 16:15

Yeah, the look over was crazy.

SPEAKER_05 16:19

The validation. She got a stroke. Let me get this bitch a napkin. Stroke on the left side.

SPEAKER_03 16:25

Double hit napkin. This nigga trying to kill me off. God damn. If I have a stroke, he's gonna feel real bad. And we're gonna play this episode back black damn, he killed her.

SPEAKER_04 16:51

The one day we recording this shit live.

SPEAKER_05 16:55

She was my sister. Sister, sister. I don't want to be a sister. Oh, you brought in the fucking Maori sister.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

Y'all don't want to be a sister. With an A. Nigga trying to slide my panties to the left.

SPEAKER_04 17:20

It's mountain on that side.

SPEAKER_08 17:23

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 17:26

Like that cheese on that fish filet. And that chicken. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_04 17:31

No. I've given myself a headache. Shit. So nobody cooks on Fridays.

SPEAKER_06 17:37

No, no. I try not to cook on Fridays. Um every now and then. I don't know how we went that way, but okay. Every now and then I will, um, depending on what my funding um source looks like. But I try not to cook on Fridays. And I'm a huge Chinese fan, so I'm usually probably eating Chinese. I'm not a big pizza person.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

You know, you put me onto that Tasties restaurant. Bitch, I ain't never went back so wise, yes.

SPEAKER_08 18:02

We have not been back in a while. Really?

SPEAKER_04 18:05

So you like eating Chinese?

SPEAKER_03 18:07

Uh his face. His face. It was like a news reported face ready to like, let's dive in deep.

SPEAKER_05 18:20

You is a nasty. He was like, and this is Leroy Slap A Bottom. Coming to you live. From table for three.

SPEAKER_03 18:27

Leroy Slap A bottom. Oh, that is your day.

SPEAKER_04 18:34

That is your day. Yo, Leroy Slap A Bottom.

SPEAKER_06 18:37

You don't like Chinese food?

SPEAKER_04 18:39

Uh yeah, yeah. I do it. Not too much, though. I give me like once everyone.

SPEAKER_03 18:45

What's your go-to at a Chinese restaurant?

SPEAKER_04 18:47

General South.

SPEAKER_03 18:48

Okay. Have you what else have you tried like outside of that?

SPEAKER_04 18:51

Outside of that, it was the boneless spare ribs, uh, the chicken wings, and the 21 fried shrimp.

SPEAKER_06 18:58

Okay. Okay. That's usually my those are the typical go-to black meals for Chinese. That's it. And then you have the few Chinese people, the few black people who venture off into a couple of the other things. Meals. Like for me, my go-to is egg fuyang. I love me some egg fuyang.

SPEAKER_03 19:18

That's how I get now. I love egg fu yang.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

It has egg in it.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

It's an omelet.

SPEAKER_04 19:24

It is? It is.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

It's an omelet with gravy.

SPEAKER_04 19:26

Gravy? Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 19:29

You don't have to put the gravy on it. It has meat inside. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:31

Yeah, whatever meat you want. Nice. Nice. Nice. I like pork. You like pork? No, I usually I'll either get the pork or the chicken.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

I haven't tried the pork. I always get the chicken.

SPEAKER_04 19:45

I've gotten the shrimp too. A Chinese restaurant is defined by how good their egg rolls are. If I don't like their egg rolls, I don't, I don't fuck with them.

SPEAKER_06 19:54

That you know what? Yeah, because it's some people's egg rolls don't be.

SPEAKER_04 19:59

If their egg rolls ain't right, then they the rest of their food is fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

I remember a long time ago, it was this one Chinese shop. Shut the hell up.

SPEAKER_04 20:06

And uh was that supposed to be remembered?

SPEAKER_03 20:09

I did say remembered. I mean I remember. Okay. Like, yeah, do you remember? It was this Chinese shop that I used to go to, and I used to get their egg rolls, but the egg rolls was never fucking cooked all the way in the middle. I used to always have to go back in there and be like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 20:30

Yeah. But you gotta be careful because some of the restaurants, you gotta differentiate between the egg roll or the spring roll. Because sometimes they'll give you a spring roll. What's the difference? Um smaller. Yeah, and they don't have meat and they don't have meat.

SPEAKER_04 20:44

And you don't fuck with spring rolls ever. Right? That's just not even on your list. You you fuck with a good spring roll? She's at all sides.

SPEAKER_05 20:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:59

I've learned to not answer anything. What about, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 21:03

So I'll eat a spring roll.

SPEAKER_04 21:05

What about it depends.

SPEAKER_03 21:06

I like the ones that's made in the Thai shops, like the Thai restaurants, their spring rolls are good. Now, Thai food, I love me some Thai food.

SPEAKER_06 21:12

Yeah, it's not.

SPEAKER_04 21:12

I would not fuck with Thai food. Really? Why? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 21:15

Because you just never tried it?

SPEAKER_04 21:17

No, I never had it. I probably won't. It's it's the same thing. Weird. Really?

SPEAKER_03 21:22

Because of the name?

SPEAKER_04 21:23

Thai food.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

Yo, you are sorry.

SPEAKER_04 21:24

It's like I'm it's like what?

SPEAKER_03 21:26

So like you just like the name of it. I just don't want to try it.

SPEAKER_04 21:30

Yeah, I just Thai food is just it's it seems it sounds spicy. It's just like someone. Like Shauna or something like that. It just seems spicy.

SPEAKER_03 21:44

Really? That was so unnecessary, but okay.

SPEAKER_04 21:48

I did not mean it in that way. It just seems spicy. Thai food s just seems spicy.

SPEAKER_03 21:55

It it doesn't taste no different than Chinese food or like Habachi.

SPEAKER_04 22:02

For real? I just never had it. Like I said, it just seems like it's spicy food. He's a sucker for that. What? I I just made the association as I said it. I wasn't even meaning it like that. No, no, I think you did. No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_06 22:17

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_05 22:20

Almost took me out.

SPEAKER_08 22:26

Almost took me out.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

Wait.

unknown 22:30

Wait.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

Yeah. Wait. I like their drunken noodles. I love their drunken noodles.

SPEAKER_04 22:37

What's a drunken noodle?

SPEAKER_03 22:38

Yeah, you don't know nothing about typhoons, so you stay over there. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_06 22:41

I do love their drunken noodles.

SPEAKER_04 22:43

Is it like in like alcohol type? No. Is this a bunch of noodles?

SPEAKER_03 22:51

I'm not even gonna say that word because you're gonna take it. I just I want to learn. I'll take a class. Okay. No, drunken noodles is like a thick noodle. Um and it's just in like a it's a thicker, flat noodle. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:13

When we went to that spot on the turnpike, uh, where they they kind of get hibachi spot?

SPEAKER_03 23:20

Yeah, but it's the Mongolian spot.

SPEAKER_04 23:23

Oh, that's Mongolian.

SPEAKER_03 23:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:25

How about Mongolian?

SPEAKER_03 23:26

And you can't eat Thai. And you eat Japanese. Right. They all in the same.

SPEAKER_04 23:30

I eat Japanese.

SPEAKER_03 23:31

Hibachi is Japanese.

SPEAKER_04 23:32

Yeah, that is Japanese. Yeah, but that tastes like Chinese food.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

No, it don't. It tastes better than Chinese food. It does taste right off the grill. Yeah, like it is? Yes.

SPEAKER_06 23:43

All of them.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 23:46

Were you tasted any Bangkok food?

SPEAKER_06 23:54

I had a little dim sum.

SPEAKER_03 24:04

You know what I want to try that I haven't? Kim Chi. Have you tried it? Yeah. It's good?

SPEAKER_06 24:11

Or is it an acquired taste? It's an acquired taste, but it's not like I don't think it's bad. Yeah. So it's sort of like um, I'm not trying to say it's in the same um realm, but I'm just saying like acquired tastes of someone like, say, like, um, oh, you're not a sushi eater. But you've You was on one today.

SPEAKER_03 24:40

I'm sorry. It's acquired. Okay. We'll talk about it later.

SPEAKER_08 24:48

Um what's next? That's the show.

SPEAKER_03 24:51

Show done. Show it.

SPEAKER_06 24:52

I'll just keep it. Yep. All right.

PPP Fraud Funds Gender Transition

SPEAKER_06 24:57

So we um got an interesting story out of uh California. So a father of six, Katrina Mason, formerly known as Chris Mason, um, was sentenced to nine years in federal prison after being found guilty of a two million dollar PPP fraud scheme involving four different um fictitious businesses. So evidently she had submitted um falsified applications during the pandemic um and diverted more than six hundred thousand dollars of the funds that was received and utilized that for personal gender transition um procedures, uh, breast augmentation, facial feminization surgery, got rhinoplasty, jaw contouring, change. They ain't gonna not they ain't gonna find me. Um body contouring um and a BBL. Don't forget the BBL, got some liposuction, a DDL too. Yes, yeah, yep, got the uh vaginoplasty, that was around $100,000 for that. Um, and then laser hair removal, because you gotta get rid of those follicles. Yeah. Um so basically Yeah, you can't hide that chin, though.

SPEAKER_03 26:22

That's brows is nice though. And you know what?

SPEAKER_06 26:26

It was more attractive as a male.

SPEAKER_03 26:29

I don't think I think she's a pretty girl, but cause she looked like a lesbian.

SPEAKER_06 26:34

Maybe it's the mugshot for me.

SPEAKER_03 26:35

She's like a lesbian.

SPEAKER_06 26:38

Cause she got a strong neck, neck injury.

SPEAKER_04 26:44

Yo, the chin gives it away, bro. Like everything. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

I know some girls that actually look like that though.

SPEAKER_04 26:49

Nah.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

I do. You may not. But I I've seen some girls that look like that.

SPEAKER_04 26:57

So um they eat Thai food.

SPEAKER_05 27:04

They eat kimchi.

SPEAKER_08 27:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 27:10

So um, you know, their kids spoke up for them as well, uh trying to convince the cool uh whose kids? Her kids.

SPEAKER_04 27:21

His kids?

SPEAKER_03 27:22

Yeah. Her kids.

SPEAKER_04 27:24

Oh, wait. She was married?

SPEAKER_03 27:30

Six kids. She fathered six kids and then changed.

SPEAKER_04 27:38

Got you. All right. Thank you. Oh, you thought she was asexual for the way they came out of them.

SPEAKER_06 27:46

Um and the court was saying that they might have considered uh leniency based on, you know, the kids coming forward and and them pleading. But um, if at least a portion of the funds had gone towards obligations as a parent, none of those funds went towards anything for the children. Yeah. Um, it was like, you know, let me get a pussy.

SPEAKER_04 28:15

So what happened to the other 400,000?

SPEAKER_06 28:18

Wait, 100,000. Oh, all the time. 100,000 was just for the vaginal.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

But it was two mil two million, right? Yeah, everything else went through the rest of the surgery. Surgeries.

SPEAKER_04 28:27

He said he he got two million and and used 600 on the his her body.

SPEAKER_06 28:34

And then the other 1.4 million other shit. Damn. But none of it went to the kids. God damn. Selfish.

SPEAKER_03 28:41

That's selfish as fuck.

SPEAKER_06 28:42

He invested in that body that's gonna last what 20 more years? I'm not saying that the whole two million was spent. Oh, yeah, gotcha, yeah. It's just 600 portion to that, and then was doing other shit, but none of it went to the kids. Damn. Um, and so the judge was like, got you. You ain't give a shit about nobody but yourself. Yeah, pretty much. Because it's not like he was like, oh, you know, I I really needed to, you know, I put something for my kids' school to go to college or this or that, or you know, get us a better home.

SPEAKER_03 29:10

I wonder what prison they gonna put her in. Somebody counting. She either gonna have a worse time or the time of her life. We gonna find out.

SPEAKER_02 29:21

I think she might have both.

SPEAKER_04 29:24

Well, I mean ain't nobody gonna beat her.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

Turn your bike off. You'll be surprised. I was just about to say that. You'll be surprised. You're right. You need to turn your bike off.

SPEAKER_06 29:42

No abuse there. But it's interesting because there's so many of these PPP loan scams that slowly they're slowly coming out, and I don't know. I have no idea. I think some of these like really big ones is the ones that they really like focusing on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:08

Um I wish I'd have did it. Do you? Yeah. I mean, uh I had a business and got caught. No, no, I had a business. I wish I just would've took advantage of it.

SPEAKER_06 30:21

Yeah. And uh I was saying that too at the time.

SPEAKER_04 30:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:24

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

I started mine after, so I wouldn't have even been able to apply for that shit.

SPEAKER_06 30:30

Yeah. Well, if you did a uh a scam, you could have.

SPEAKER_03 30:34

Nah, I'm good.

SPEAKER_04 30:35

Karma's a bitch. Now what? No, no, uh. Motherfuckers getting still getting hit with PvP loans type shit. That was six years ago.

SPEAKER_03 30:42

I know, because look, like that whole situation.

SPEAKER_04 30:44

That shit crazy. But that's two million. Right.

SPEAKER_06 30:47

That's what I'm saying. That bitch still gotta go a lot of like the larger one. Yeah. I don't think they're gonna pay too much attention to I should have got for hundred, hundred uh thousand.

SPEAKER_03 30:58

Then your ass would have been one of our topics.

SPEAKER_04 31:03

I would have used it for my business now.

SPEAKER_03 31:06

Black Mister was arrested.

SPEAKER_04 31:13

I'd have started a business.

SPEAKER_03 31:14

Look for a DDL.

SPEAKER_04 31:18

DDL surgeries for people. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 31:21

You get why you get why everybody's gonna do it. You don't get a DDL. His mugshot photo would have just been a shadow over his face.

SPEAKER_08 31:28

He would have been an unlocked character.

SPEAKER_04 31:34

An unplayable character. Fucking, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:38

I would have just saw us a move, and it'll just be black. Like, ready? Fight.

SPEAKER_01 31:45

Did you, did you?

SPEAKER_05 31:48

PBP.

SPEAKER_03 31:51

Damn, son.

SPEAKER_05 31:52

Yo.

SPEAKER_03 31:54

Get out of here.

Bonnets At Hotel Breakfast Debate

SPEAKER_03 31:56

So there's a video going around about a guy who confronted two women in a um New Jersey hotel breakfast area because they were having their little continental breakfast in um in a hotel. In a hotel, and he had a problem with them wearing bonnets.

SPEAKER_04 32:13

Yeah, in a hotel.

SPEAKER_03 32:14

And um he was like, it's not it's not a good look for the culture. I just want to know who goes out their way, Moni.

SPEAKER_04 32:22

That is the culture. Like, we're in a hotel. I ain't going nowhere. I'm trying to get some continental breakfast, some free bacon and some sausage links in a in a fucking waffle.

SPEAKER_03 32:37

You know, something special about those hotel waffles with their little wafflemakers. Like, that should be banging, though.

unknown 32:42

It does.

SPEAKER_03 32:44

It really does. So he should have just gone on and flipped him a waffle and minded his business. Yo, for real. Just mind your business, sir. A lot of people in the comments, like, just if you hate women, just say that. Yo, for real.

SPEAKER_04 32:56

And you gotta get down there early. I'm I'm up here, I'm not even paying attention to I mean, they they look fine with their bonnets on.

SPEAKER_03 33:02

No. If you gotta get down there early, really look, they're still in like their you guys can't see it, but um, I'll share it. But it it's literally, they're in their pajama still. Oh, are they?

SPEAKER_04 33:12

Yeah. They they when you go down early, when first breakfast first comes out, and when it's pipe are hot, when there's no other people breathing on that shit, the best fucking time. So they out there just in time to get their fucking food.

SPEAKER_06 33:25

And let's hope that they actually stayed at the hotel.

SPEAKER_04 33:27

And you worry about the bonnet. Look at their thighs.

SPEAKER_03 33:32

That's a thing. Oh, oh, that they stay there, or they just show up. That's a thing that people have been doing. Showing up in their pajamas?

SPEAKER_06 33:39

They show up to hotels and sit down in the morning and go over and get the free continental breakfast because they figure the staff doesn't know if they um stay there or not. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:49

That's a good ass my ass fucking idea.

SPEAKER_04 33:52

And they've been finding you in a hotel morning.

SPEAKER_03 33:55

Put a bonnet on. Get me some breakfast. My son wake up talking about what we eat. You better get in the cat. We go on the railroad. Put your bonnet on, boy. Okay, because my son does walk around with a bonnet on. Oh, he does? I was just saying that shit. No, no, my son. My son, he he's uh went on a locking journey, so he puts his bonnet on and wears it faithfully. Nice.

SPEAKER_04 34:22

Yeah. Well, he worried about the wrong thing.

SPEAKER_03 34:26

I know. Go eat breakfast and shut up.

SPEAKER_06 34:29

Well, you know these people. Uh remember Monique came out.

SPEAKER_03 34:32

Hey, that was us. We was doing that bullshit. Yeah, uh what it didn't show, but it's sound like.

SPEAKER_06 34:38

Yeah, it was one of us.

SPEAKER_04 34:39

Yeah, don't be bad.

SPEAKER_06 34:40

Remember when Monique came out maybe what, like uh a year or two, a couple years ago? And was lecturing black women on that came out on listening and coming out the house in their bonnets and wearing whatever, you know, at the airport and this place and that place, and how we need to be, they need to be um the airport is for comfort.

SPEAKER_03 34:59

You're sitting in filth. Oh, big Monique. Mm-hmm. Like you're sitting in filth. I'm not dressing. No, seriously. You know, they they not cleaning their um they plain seats and all that stuff. You're sitting in filth. I'm sorry. I'm not wearing no pajamas that's gonna be thrown in the wash.

SPEAKER_04 35:16

And I I damn near go in the airport half naked. Get out of here. I I go with love. Ever send your DDL or yeah, I mean, if it's swinging, it's swinging. Oh my god. But no, I I I I try to be as minimum as possible. So like so you wear your brawler and panties, slide, socks.

SPEAKER_06 35:38

That's it. Just slides and socks.

SPEAKER_04 35:40

Just checking the headphones in my neck, he got TSA Pre check.

SPEAKER_06 35:50

Spirit still open, y'all. Got TSA pre-check, just slide through the line. Yup.

SPEAKER_04 35:56

Because they smelled a booty right behind me.

SPEAKER_06 35:59

They see you coming. Oh, what's that heavenly fragrance?

SPEAKER_04 36:02

Is that John?

SPEAKER_06 36:04

And long back. See, that's the power of pine saw, baby. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 36:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:15

Speaking

Doctor Of Smell Sells Gym Clothes

SPEAKER_03 36:16

of smells. Oh my God. I knew you were going there. I went right over there.

SPEAKER_06 36:20

That's funny. So of a woman who um has declared herself doctor of smell. Um, she is currently making sixteen hundred, she made sixteen hundred dollars in PhD and 48 hours by selling her used leggings to men online. So she says, I spent 10 years and $120,000 at an Ivy League school to become a doctor of smell. She said, a dead-end museum internship paying $15 an hour and a mountain of student debt I'd be paying off until I'm 80. I felt like the ultimate academic failure. And then she hit the gym, blew off some steam, and posted a TikTok video venting about the chemical composition of sweat and how biological markers define attraction. She said she was trying to cope with her useless degree. She didn't think anything of it. She checked the comments and realized that she garnered some uh attention from a specific group of people. Um they weren't asking about the science of it all. Um, I guess a couple people offered. Um, someone said, I'll pay you $200 for those leggings. Um, how much for the sports bra? They, I need that post-workout musk. Yeah, yo. Um, she thought it was a joke. She thought it was like a creepy bot. Um, and she said, but she had $43 in her bank account and she was desperate enough to do the unthinkable. So she mailed them the leggings. Ten minutes after he got the tracking number, a notification popped up and he sent her $200. That's crazy. Um, she said, I just wrong business. I just made a week's worth of museum wages by selling a pair of $30 leggings I'd already worn out. But I had a major problem. It was starting to get messy. So her TikTok became a war zone of scent requests. Um that's when she f she wanted to keep things private and professional, so she found the dark Amazon um niche in the community. She spent the night researching where the Musk enthusiasts actually lived, and that's when she found Fetish Finder. Um What the fuck are y'all doing with y'all life?

SPEAKER_04 38:30

First of all, Sean, you know how I'm gonna let you finish.

SPEAKER_06 38:35

I'm gonna let you finish. It's a secure marketplace specifically for those special types of requests that people have that are out of the ordinary. Um everything stays behind that, you know, security wall. And people on Fetish Finder pay for things like food, like mukbang videos where they're doing a lot of the um food eating, uh, voice notes, used items like socks and gym clothes. Um so she set up her account under a different name, no face, no personal info. What? And she has been selling, she has been selling her um smelly stuff. She $30 for socks. She charges $200 for a three-day worn gym set. Um, and she's making a killing. She says she covered her entire $5,000 student loan payment in seven days. What? Um go ahead. Please finish. Honestly.

SPEAKER_04 39:30

Let me log into Fetish Finder. Hold up. You know how many pictures of dirty ass tubs people want to see?

SPEAKER_03 39:40

Bathing in collardreens. You know, fuck the both of y'all. But I'm really about to look up Fetish Finder. Yo, for real. Yo. Yo, Booty will make a killing.

SPEAKER_04 39:57

That blocker gets knocked off. No synonym, no face, no personal profile. That is true.

SPEAKER_06 40:04

Well, you know, like a shit.

SPEAKER_04 40:04

It's a picture of the booty hole.

SPEAKER_06 40:08

That's probably on the internet already.

SPEAKER_05 40:14

I'm about to check it out. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 40:16

Um it's real. That shit real. Anybody want any like dick smelling drugs?

SPEAKER_03 40:25

I'm about to sell. They probably would.

SPEAKER_06 40:30

Yeah. So like over in certain uh Asian countries, they have like they're gonna use my dick smell to grow more dick smells. Oh my god. Like they got like a vending machine where you can buy like panties and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_04 40:49

Like that's crazy. Alright, first of all, plus ones. What you got that you gonna sell?

SPEAKER_06 41:00

I'm about to go on. Let me see.

SPEAKER_04 41:04

Age play?

SPEAKER_06 41:05

Hold on, let me see. That's for the older clientele.

SPEAKER_04 41:09

Voyeurism? Feet? Role play, yo. I'm about to sell my shit. Listen here. Listen here. Y'all about to, I'm about to get, yo, you know how much thank you, Dr. Smell. That's wild though. I just came from the gym. Hey. But I got a bad back and Ben Gay on my knees. Y'all want that smell?

SPEAKER_06 41:41

Go home. You gotta go home. His alias name is gonna be Icy Hot. Tiger Bob.

SPEAKER_05 41:48

No, tiger bomb, bro.

SPEAKER_08 41:50

That's what you see that favorite.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

BTF. Tiger Tiger. Oh, Tiger Tiger.

SPEAKER_04 41:56

That's funny. That's wild. You know how much yo, you'll be a millionaire, Sean. If you get on Father Trainer, bro. Hey, yeah. What am I selling? You know. You lactate, so you got that milk smell. Not the milk smell.

SPEAKER_06 42:18

It's all sweet. You got underbreast sweat you can sell. Underbreast sweat. He gets on my heavenly nerves. Meanie got the. Don't you come for me.

SPEAKER_03 42:29

The fat in the front. People love that fat in the front. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't do that though. That's that's point. So so click drool. Who has drool? That's disgusting. That must be your sister. Oh, twice removed.

SPEAKER_04 43:01

Oh shit. Two shade motherfucker. Touch me. That was good. That was good. God damn. Moving on.

SPEAKER_06 43:18

Shit. Her name's Hi. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 43:21

She's spicy. Taishana spiciness. And moving on. I'ma fight you.

SPEAKER_03 43:32

Is that her real name? Yes. Taishana? Anyway, um, not with the A at the end. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

Hold up. Are you fucking serious? Her real name is actually that? Without that. Yes. I did not know that. I did not know that. I did not know that. Yo, that's real shit. I just knew Holy shit. No, you are you fucking serious? I'm dead ass serious. Get the fuck out of here. I just know it as the short name. I didn't know that was her real name. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 44:06

Why do you think I looked at you like that? I did not know.

SPEAKER_04 44:09

Fool.

SPEAKER_03 44:10

Hold on. Hold up.

SPEAKER_04 44:12

Sean, did you know? He knew. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 44:13

Welcome back to the next one. That was her real name? The opinions of this podcast are for entertainment purposes. Wait, I am so sorry.

SPEAKER_04 44:22

I thought I was making up with the name. I didn't, I did not know.

SPEAKER_08 44:26

Oh fuck!

SPEAKER_04 44:28

I'm just I'm gonna get my legs. I'm gonna go ahead and beep that out later. I had no idea.

SPEAKER_03 44:36

Because I knew about the messy missing.

SPEAKER_04 44:44

I did not know, bro.

SPEAKER_03 44:45

Oh man yeah.

Miss Juicy Arrest And Little Women

SPEAKER_03 44:47

So y'all know Miss. Y'all know Miss Juicy, right? No. Mm-hmm. Um, Sherlene King Pearson.

SPEAKER_05 44:54

I never knew that was her name.

SPEAKER_03 44:56

Oh day. It happens. Turn your mic off. Her name's Shirlene. My name is Shirlene King Pearson.

SPEAKER_06 45:06

She's one of the short people from the um the TV show Um Little Women.

SPEAKER_03 45:10

Yeah, Little Women. I I never you ain't never heard she be like, Why not? Didn't she play in Portuguese? Get out of here. That was a white woman.

SPEAKER_06 45:22

Oh not Caroline.

SPEAKER_08 45:27

Caroline! Caroline!

SPEAKER_03 45:33

Carolyn. That is not her. Well, she got books and jars, y'all. Wait, what? What the fuck? Y'all see her little mugshot.

SPEAKER_06 45:51

Why her mugshot gotta be little? That's so discriminatory. Why it had to be little? Oh shit. We ain't even had to go inside.

SPEAKER_05 46:04

She was like, she don't got an eight by eleven. No. She got a high by seven. You know we used to get the photo packages.

SPEAKER_04 46:20

She got to lock it.

SPEAKER_05 46:21

Little wallet size one.

SPEAKER_04 46:23

She got a locket size.

SPEAKER_03 46:28

Please stop. Well, no, she got caught um driving with a suspended license and no insurance. On how many phone books? You know she had the special pedal that performed. Oh. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

I don't know if that's true. She used her hands. Oh. You said she used her hands. Yeah, with the pedal.

SPEAKER_05 46:49

Like what denial is she?

SPEAKER_03 46:51

Yeah, somebody said, Lord, she done committed a little crime.

SPEAKER_04 46:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:58

Miss Juicy, what you doing?

SPEAKER_08 47:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 47:02

You know they could have let her off with a warning like that. They ain't had to do that that way.

SPEAKER_07 47:05

A little warning.

SPEAKER_04 47:07

Gave her a little warning.

SPEAKER_07 47:08

What did she do? What did she do?

SPEAKER_03 47:11

And he thinks she buy her little. That's not nice. Her height is little. That's not nice. Oh, her shoes are small. What'd she do? She was driving with a suspected license and no insurance. She had more time.

SPEAKER_04 47:25

Driving dirty. She's a little dirty.

SPEAKER_03 47:27

She probably was drunk, and they ain't gonna put that out there.

SPEAKER_04 47:29

Just a little drunk. Poor Miss Juicy.

SPEAKER_03 47:33

Freeman's Juicy.

SPEAKER_08 47:35

Freemas Juicy.

SPEAKER_04 47:37

Now there's a show called Little Women.

SPEAKER_08 47:39

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 47:39

Of Atlanta. Little Women of Atlanta, like Housewives of Atlanta type shit. Yeah. So there's like a bunch of them. Yeah. Wow. Do you ever watch it?

SPEAKER_06 47:49

I've seen it. Yeah. My mother likes that show.

SPEAKER_04 47:52

I'd never seen it.

SPEAKER_06 47:53

My mother's highly entertained.

SPEAKER_04 47:55

Your mother got obsession with little people. She got obsession with spring rolls.

SPEAKER_05 48:00

No, that's her mother.

SPEAKER_03 48:05

That's very true. She definitely does.

SPEAKER_05 48:08

That's why she's been with your daddy that long.

SPEAKER_03 48:11

I don't know. Yuck.

SPEAKER_05 48:13

All that duck sauce. Um.

SPEAKER_03 48:18

She'd been putting Bruce Lee's face on his. Oh my God. What? She loves us some Asian men. I bet she does.

SPEAKER_06 48:28

That's because your father wear them Asian jail slippers.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

They'd be doing Asia cosplay.

SPEAKER_05 48:42

He called her jet for someone. Yo. Like you. Take those patties off. And all you hear is dumb.

SPEAKER_06 49:04

Your mother come down the stairs looking like a Raiden with a head on the bottom.

SPEAKER_08 49:16

How did we get here? How did we get here?

SPEAKER_06 49:19

Drunken Noodle.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

So, um sorry.

SPEAKER_06 49:28

We're just gonna stay in the realm of nasty.

Secret Service Hotel Hallway Scandal

SPEAKER_03 49:30

I knew you asked.

SPEAKER_06 49:31

Um we have a Secret Service officer who found himself in a precarious uh position where he has allegedly been exposing himself and masturbating in front of hotel guests. So he's young. Yeah. Um he's 33-year-old John Spillman. Did it? He was spilling alright. Did it? He was in Florida.

SPEAKER_04 50:05

This is in Florida, huh?

SPEAKER_06 50:06

He was in Florida um helping with the security for Donald Trump at the um Cadillac Championship. That's how that nigga got by.

SPEAKER_03 50:14

He was skiing.

SPEAKER_06 50:17

He finished his shift and that wasn't all.

SPEAKER_04 50:19

So he finished on his shift or he finished his shift?

SPEAKER_06 50:23

Out of here. Yeah, he looks so Miami Dave Sheriffs um got a call Sunday night about some nasty behavior over at the Double Tree by Hilton. Uh when the police came. Not the double tree. He was double fisted. Um when they got to the sixth floor, um, they did not find a high-stake security breach. They found Spillman masturbating at the end of the hallway. A woman told police she saw him in the lobby and he actually followed her up to the sixth floor. Um, the victim advised that they immediately entered their room because she was in fear for her life. I don't know why you in fear for your life. Like, it's not bullets. I mean, well, sometimes he literally wants to hit in the back of the neck.

SPEAKER_03 51:17

He looked like he didn't get the finish. Look at his face. Yo. He's upset. He mad as he's like he's like, y'all couldn't let me get the rest out first.

SPEAKER_06 51:30

He looked a bit.

SPEAKER_04 51:32

It looked like he's still masturbating.

SPEAKER_06 51:34

In the photo. Yeah. And they're just sitting there watching. Like, yeah. Look, all right, and I move to the left. They just look at his lips in this fucking photo. Can you imagine when they ran his prints? Little sticky. Who wanted to touch those hands? Gross. That's nasty, but come on. But are we surprised with this administration? Absolutely not. And I'm sure Donald got him off. Absolutely dead.

SPEAKER_05 52:03

Poor Donna. Speak news, big news.

SPEAKER_06 52:07

With his little hands. Yeah. I'm sure he won't serve no time. But poor Miss Juicy. Right?

SPEAKER_03 52:14

Exactly. Okay. Free Miss Juicy.

SPEAKER_06 52:17

She ain't going to have her Lego car no more.

SPEAKER_03 52:19

Hey, vi.

SPEAKER_06 52:21

Poor Miss Juicy.

SPEAKER_03 52:24

Yo.

SPEAKER_08 52:26

Nope.

SPEAKER_06 52:29

Do better, nasty. I wonder if he's gonna lose his job though. I feel like he's not.

SPEAKER_03 52:35

No, he's not.

SPEAKER_06 52:36

I feel like they're gonna keep him employed.

SPEAKER_03 52:38

He's gonna act like he was off duty.

SPEAKER_06 52:40

I mean, it is the Secret Service. It should have been a secret.

SPEAKER_04 52:43

But he was part of the Secret Service?

SPEAKER_06 52:44

Mm-hmm. That's why I said Donald's gonna get him off.

SPEAKER_04 52:49

Yeah. Yo, the Secret Service isn't real. This administration is not real.

SPEAKER_06 52:55

It's not. It's a Tyler Perry show. It's such a fucking joke. It really is a fucking joke.

SPEAKER_04 53:00

Yo, ain't no way. Three attempts on this motherfucking man's life, and y'all can't y'all can't take not one of them. They can't even get to him on time.

SPEAKER_06 53:11

The shots start ringing and they on the bus. Like, man, waiting for the next stop.

SPEAKER_04 53:18

He was waiting for it too. Like, yeah, I don't believe none of that shit. Got Milani under the table eating a Whopper.

SPEAKER_03 53:29

She is eating an impossible Whopper.

SPEAKER_06 53:37

That's how that smells.

Child Support Debt And Passport Crackdown

SPEAKER_03 53:39

So all the parents out there who are owing owing over 2,500 just let it go. 2,500. In child support. They couldn't get a passport anyway if they owed um child support? I thought that was already a thing.

SPEAKER_04 54:08

I felt like there was something already. They can't even stop a fucking assassination. How the fuck? The fuck you gonna stop me at the fucking customer?

SPEAKER_03 54:17

But this was this was happening when real people was in office at this time that they were already doing it was already something set in place where people who owe child support couldn't travel out of the country. So I don't know what this is, but it's crazy they put a number to it, but okay. So I guess if you owe less than that, you'll be fine. Good.

SPEAKER_04 54:41

2499.

SPEAKER_03 54:43

So they're actually so if you have a passport, they're revoking it. So they're like they shutting that shit down and taking it big. Yeah, well. So um y'all baby mamas looking for your uh baby daddies to be traveling with y'all. Y'all got them on child support and they ain't paying. Well, yeah, you're alone.

SPEAKER_06 55:02

You know, I think it's interesting that um some of the amounts that people owe that people owe. Yeah. And I mean just like regular people. Yeah. And I'm I'm assuming it's a combination of how much they um are required to pay and how long they've gone without paying, because I can't imagine.

SPEAKER_03 55:25

Well, the crazy part is the numbers is even higher because if it's the amount of what you owe the the um the wife and then what you owe the the state, because it's two separate payments.

SPEAKER_06 55:41

For the state having to step in.

SPEAKER_03 55:43

Yeah, do they charge interest on that, do you know? Uh I don't know. Maybe because I know I was owed $43,000 that I never got.

SPEAKER_06 55:53

And you still never got it to this day? Oh wow. Yeah, nope.

SPEAKER_04 55:58

You can't do anything about that? That's $43k.

SPEAKER_03 56:02

I know. Well, they would have to be here to pay it.

SPEAKER_04 56:05

Damn, that's a lot of not that's a lot of not caring about the children 42k.

SPEAKER_06 56:13

That's crazy. I mean, well, they couldn't keep a job either.

SPEAKER_04 56:18

Or they didn't want to because they didn't want to pay that.

SPEAKER_03 56:20

No. They couldn't keep a job. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 56:29

Let's dive deep. Uh what's happening?

SPEAKER_03 56:33

Let's not. Okay. But um, I I don't I don't know about me. I don't know about what was owed to me would be getting interest. Maybe probably what's owed to the state. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 56:45

Yeah. Wow. But don't they garnish wages at some point?

SPEAKER_03 56:50

I thought you said that. You'd have to have a job.

SPEAKER_06 56:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:52

You'd have to have a job.

SPEAKER_05 56:54

That's true. That's true. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:57

And usually sometimes um if you don't, you can get arrested. Like people. I thought so too. I thought that was that has happened. Yeah, so.

SPEAKER_06 57:07

Better get on Fetish Finder. For real. There's a job for everyone. Yo, right after this pod, I'm going right on that motherfucker to see if I can sell these drugs.

SPEAKER_08 57:16

I sell the drugs nowhere.

SPEAKER_05 57:19

I only got three of these motherfuckers. Hey, yo. And all of them got a back hole. You know what I'm saying? Girl, get that man some pennies.

SPEAKER_04 57:28

Cause they worn out. Cause they worn out. Just cause they worn out. No, you funny as fuck.

SPEAKER_05 57:37

Not because they worn out and you're tired. Just open it in the door.

SPEAKER_04 57:45

This is getting worse and worse by the time I'm shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_03 57:53

He said that too.

SPEAKER_04 57:58

Well.

Mom Sets Up One On One Fights

SPEAKER_06 58:06

Y'all tell me how y'all would have reacted to this story. So there's a mother who has gone viral after sharing how she handled an alleged of. Is that a nipple?

SPEAKER_03 58:17

Sir, stay up track. Hold on. Go back up. No.

SPEAKER_06 58:20

No, it's a planet. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 58:23

How she handled it. I'm mad that you knew exactly what I was talking about. Because you must have seen it as a nipple, too. To know what I'm talking about. You had no idea what I was looking at. So you've seen nipples too.

SPEAKER_05 58:35

I that's not the point.

SPEAKER_04 58:37

Yeah, I go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 58:38

That was Miss Juicy.

SPEAKER_06 58:41

She is a nipple. Oh. She's a good one. You could have at least at least made her a breast. Yeah, you're right. Sorry.

SPEAKER_08 58:52

Why? Please. So what's the thing? Now they got our faces.

SPEAKER_03 59:00

She was the mom. Please. Please.

SPEAKER_06 59:04

So she's gone viral after sharing how she handled an alleged school fight involving her son. And social media has been pretty divided over whether or not she crossed the line. So she had put up a threads post where she spoke about how she went to pick up her son from school and he wasn't there. And then when he was brought to the um area that she was, and she found out that he had been jumped by some boys. Now she alleges that teachers, parents, and other um people witnessed the incident, but no one said anything while he was being jumped, which pissed her off even more, rightfully so. Um and she says that she later confronted one of the boys that was involved in um jumping him. And she told her, you know, that she doesn't argue with kids and she doesn't mind, you know, fighting if it comes to that, but that there's not going to be any jumping. And so she told her son to get your your fair one, and he fought the boy and beat him up. And allegedly, people are kind of outraged that as a mother she would bring her son to Fight Club and not.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:26

So they're outraged with the mother, but not outraged for the teachers and people and parents that knew that the jumping was happening.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:33

Correct.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:34

And she's like, so all of y'all sat around, but no one did a damn thing. And so she was like, you know, he got this one in, and he got two more to go to because the other ones that jumped him up. Let's see if you can fight when it's one-on-one. Now there was a previous story that I had I saw on the news where um a mother had was protecting her son, brought her had her son um fight a bully that had um And her son got his ass beat. And she ended up getting arrested because they're minors. And she's now orchestrating a fight club.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:16

A fight club cock fight.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:19

Sorry. Not the proper terms right now. Nope. So I guess that's where I think some people are kind of divided. Like, yes, no, it's not okay for what happened to her kid, but there's different ways to handle it. And she's like, what's good for the goose is good for the kids.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:40

I would have done the same fucking thing. That's so old school. That is so old school, and that's why, like, this now people don't understand that. But that's what our parents used to do. I remember my father doing that to one of my brothers. Yeah. Like somebody, and he was like, mm-mm, what y'all gonna do in the backyard? And it it was a fight.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:01

And she said after they fought, she had them both, you know, dap each other up and was like, now this is respect. It's done. Yeah, leave it alone. And told her son, don't you even bother him no more either. Like, but that's how you're supposed to handle that shit. I think I'm not condoning any violence. Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:19

I am, but I'm just you gonna jump my son three on one. I condone getting your get back, and fuck that. Because if it if it's not like that, then it's gonna be like, I'm gonna bring my whole crew for y'all three, and it's gonna be a real jump. Yeah. So I'm like, see what you could do one v1. If you got hands and I get beat up, alright, cool. But you gonna you gonna catch something. Ain't no gonna jump me. Cause that's one, that's unfair.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:49

And then y'all gonna walk around talking shit, like, yeah, we jumped in, yeah, we jumped in. Alright, yeah. See these hands one on one.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:54

You know what I'm saying? So I I'm with her. So let me ask you this. If you brought your son and he got his one-on-one and he got beat up, would you also now still bring him to the other two to have a 1v1 too? Yep. Yeah. You're gonna catch an L, you're gonna catch an L. So now he's got four L's.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:10

Yep. You're gonna catch your L. You're gonna get, you're gonna it's a respect thing. No, I hear you. No, you're not gonna jump me and and uh obviously I'm gonna take an L if it's three versus one. Alright, so if we head up and I'll still take an L, alright, but I'm gonna I'm gonna get my respect in it. Yeah, yeah. We're gonna respect me because I'm gonna come see you. You meet me and you.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:29

So like, dad, I don't want to do this.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:32

Every time, every time I was faced in a situation where I was outnumbered, I'm taking one of y'all motherfuckers. At least one. I can I can I know I'm gonna take an L, but one of y'all motherfuckers is gonna feel my wrath.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:46

You know what I'm saying? So I've been Especially after the DDL.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:52

I'm a Y-in at that point. Fuck all that other shit.

unknown 1:03:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:01

How they act nowadays? You jump me, I'm a Y-in at that point.

unknown 1:04:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:05

Oh, I mean like I was like, you whoa. I was totally left too. Oh. But um, you mean like as the parent, you gonna at like one of them?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:15

Oh no, I was speaking as if I was a child, because of what he was talking about back in the day and stuff. Like, if you wanna jump me, mm-mm.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:20

I thought, yeah, okay. Yeah, no. I was gonna take it where I thought I was gonna take it. Where was you gonna take it? No, just the way the conversation went. I thought she was just taking DDLs.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:32

I did that, yeah. That's what I meant. Oh no, that's not what I mean, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:36

Like a one of them all. Like I'm a Y-in. I'ma take it like a Y-in.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:41

Bring them out, bring them out. That's why I was like, well, let me clarify she means like No, and she was like, nope, I'ma take it like a That is not what I meant.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:53

Yo, God damn. Got me right out of the hot seat. You jumped right in that motherfucker. Jesus. All right, now that that's clarified. So how many times you got jumped, Sean?

SPEAKER_06 1:05:09

I've never been jumped at, actually. Really? Oh, you mean jumped into the gang when I was in the gang?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:16

They call it a gang? What kind of gang? What kind of gang?

SPEAKER_06 1:05:20

It was bang.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:20

Bang?

SPEAKER_08 1:05:21

Bang, gang.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:22

A gang. A gang called bang?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:24

Bang gang. The bang gang. The bang gang. Y'all so stupid. I've never been jumped. Okay. Nuni? Yeah, no, I've never been jumped.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:37

Yeah. A few times. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Me and my best friend, I got I got cornered.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:44

Oh, yeah, I remember.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:45

I got cornered when I was doing music. Yeah. And then uh, but yeah, I a few times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fight or somebody trying to like I didn't, I was. Never hit or anything like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:02

I had a chick threaten to get like people to come beat me up and I told her, please do.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:09

Go ahead, and that happened.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:10

Yeah. And that was before or after your DDL.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:14

Um, that was before my DDL. As a YN. Yeah. No, I was a YG then. As I grew, I became a YN. After the DDL, I became a Y-N.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:28

Gotcha, gotcha. You know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:31

That makes more sense. Mm-hmm. You know? I love that for you. Thanks.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:38

That was when your back flap was activated.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:44

What?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:44

What I was about to say. We had to cut the commercial break. Like, no, actually, my backflap was activated. Like, that'll be on the Patreon.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:58

That'll be on FedEx Finders.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:02

You wouldn't know that story.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:04

So we're going to jump into what

NASA Planet Photo Looks Suspicious

SPEAKER_03 1:07:06

uh Mr. is talking about a nipple. It is NASA just discovered a new planet in our orbit and has released the first images online. And it looks like a titty. That's Pluto.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:18

That is not Pluto.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:19

It's not Pluto. Pluto is not even that color.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:25

It does.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:26

Yes, it looks exactly like a titty.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:29

Brown skin. A breast. Brown skin titty. Hello.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:32

Brown skin.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:35

Hello.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:37

What's the what is it called? Um, did they give it a name? And it's in our solar system? Or they just said they found a planet somewhere?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:50

Is it like a new planet in our system? Out of orbit. Okay. It doesn't say.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:54

It may be in ours, but not occupying a similar orbital zone to Earth. So if it's it is if it's in an orbital zone, it wouldn't that be in our solar system?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:08

Yeah, it could be. It could be, but it's not on the orbit.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:13

Yeah. No, that wouldn't be close to us, but just they just be fine.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:17

I don't even think that's real. They took a picture of somebody titty and was like, oh God.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:22

That's a real good round titty.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:26

It's an implanted titty.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:29

Because didn't they get rid of Pluto as a planet?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:31

They did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:32

Yeah, because they said it was a planet. You said what? Now we got titty. I mean, there's so many planets out there. They found like so many planets.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:42

We got planet titty and uranus. What's next?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:51

I know which one I'm orbiting around. Sean?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:55

Uranus.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:00

I'm just you set yourself out. Bad today. I am bad today, bro. I'm off my game.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:08

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:11

Alright, what's next?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:14

Not uranus.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:17

No one, your favorite part of the

Hood Jeopardy Black History Showdown

SPEAKER_04 1:09:19

show? Alright, well, yes. We're going back to uh Hood Jeopardy.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:26

We're losing.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:31

Did you win the last one? You're 0-2.

unknown 1:09:35

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:37

No, I didn't win the last one.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:38

No, she won. Yeah, one and one. It's one to one. She won the last one by default. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:44

No, I thought you did. I thought you made more than a lot of things. I thought it was a tie.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:48

Oh no, it was a tie. It was a tie.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:49

It was a tie.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:50

Yeah. So I won the I won the first one.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:52

And then we cut the second off short. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:54

Yeah. We didn't. You did.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:57

Well, I had to.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:58

I know you did.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:00

That ring around the collar.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:02

Grease. I'm tired of y'all. All right.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:05

Hood Jeopardy. Uh topic is black history. Oh, I'm dead. And it's just black history one, two, three, four, five, and six. Oh, God. So. Who picked these categories? So, uh, Nene, uh, you go first.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:23

Um, two.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:26

Four.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:27

Oh, I thought you were telling us to pick a number.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:29

For 100, 200, 300? Oh, 100.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:32

Normally he has to pick a number. I didn't know. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:35

Yeah, it's black history. One, two, three, four, five, two.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:37

No, it may not pick a number of who go first. Uh-oh, uh. Yeah. But Jimmy.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:41

Yeah, yeah. You won last time. I was just gonna go there. All right, whatever. This award-winning hip hop artist was the first to headline the Super Bowl halftime show as a solo act. Ain't nobody gonna buzz? You don't know either?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:10

I'm thinking. Buzz. A solo act though?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:17

Yes. Hip hop artists.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:18

Which means he's a group in a group.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:20

I know. That's why I'm like, who? Why can't I think of who was in a group?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:25

Well, you got 10 seconds. Five. Ten seconds. I started at five.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:31

M M. He wasn't in a group. I just said the name.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:34

No. Who is Kendrick Lamar?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:38

He in a group?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:39

Uh uh T D E.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:43

What's that?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:44

The name of his label, group.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:49

I think that was a reach. It could be. Yeah, I was uh picturing like But as a hip-hop artist, Super Bowl, halftime show. Not a lot of hip hop artists other than Dr.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:00

Dreads. I was struggling because I was like, who is in like a group? That's why I was thinking as a solo. Right. Alright, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:08

Yeah, so that was crazy. Um Black History 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6. 1. Alright, for 100. 100. Which music genre characterized by its use of turntables and sampling was founded in black American uh communities in the Bronx, New York in the 1970s.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:29

What is DJing?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:32

No. Sean, you want to steal?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:36

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:37

It's a genre. What music?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:41

I'm stupid. Rap? What is rap?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:42

No. Incorrect. It was hip-hop. Hip hop. Oh. What the hell?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:46

It's the same goddamn thing.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:48

I heard it wrong. Sean. Uh Nene, go ahead. Two. Same category. Same category. The first African American to play in the N MLB. Major League of Baseball.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:02

Jackie Robinson.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:04

Who is Jackie Robinson? Who is Jackie Robinson? Yes. Finally, you're on the board. That was in my time. All right. Go ahead next.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:18

Oh, I'll just stay in this category and go for three.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:20

Go for three. The first black writer to win a Nobel Priest Peace Prize.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:29

Buzz.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:29

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:31

W.E.V. Drewice? Yeah, I was thinking this. No.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:34

That's exactly who I was thinking, too.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:36

No. Y'all are horrible at this black history shit. Jesus. We just said we ain't black. Who is Sean Anthony?

SPEAKER_08 1:13:47

Uh.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:51

And who is Tony Morrison? Tony Morrison. He needs to sell up.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:58

Uh what's the categories again?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:01

Uh just do two. Black History 2 for 200?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:05

Alright. This actress started off on Disney Channel and has since starred in Euphoria, Spider-Man, and Doom. Damn, he knew it.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:15

Who is Zendaya?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:16

Who is Zendaya? Yes, that is her name. Good job. Next. Woo-hoo. Clap phone.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:23

God damn it. That was a snap. I don't think no claps. That category. I did. Yeah, he did.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:31

He did. You deaf as shit. I am.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:33

Go ahead. That category 300.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:36

All right. This RB legend was killed by his father over a dispute about music. Who is Marvin Gaye? Who is Marvin Gaye? That is correct.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:47

My time.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:49

Your crime.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:51

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:53

We'll stay there for four.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:55

Four. First African American to hold a seat on the Supreme Court. I'm just going ahead and start this because this is going to be a minute.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:05

Because I ain't going to get that.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:11

Buzz. Okay. Who is Kintachi?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:19

No. Don't look over here because I don't know. Who is Thurgood Marshall?

SPEAKER_03 1:15:24

Oh, yeah, yeah. Jesus, what's wrong with y'all? I couldn't think of his name. I was thinking of the bitch that's on there now. I could not think of it. I knew it was somebody, but I couldn't think of his name. Because I couldn't think of nobody before.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:35

So you got the last one you picked. He said, What's wrong with Chop? Jesus. You wouldn't have been able to answer. Yes, I would have.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:46

But next time I'm hosting. Yeah, you do that.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:48

Yeah, ho. Uh huh. What's the next um amount?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:53

Dollar amount? 500. Okay, five. Uh, let's see. Who is known? Oh. Who he know.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:02

What? Mm-mm. A nigga wrote that.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:06

Yeah, because this don't mean he is no. It says he is no father of black history.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:13

Oh, so he is no father of black history.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:15

Look, how they spell no? Like no. Like, not in okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:20

You mean like he is known as the father of black history?

SPEAKER_04 1:16:22

That's what it's not as, though.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:24

This is Hood Jeopardy.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:28

He is no father of black history. This this is fucking. I don't know. They don't know either.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:44

Okay, so he is no of black history. Father of black history.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:48

Right. Yeah, yeah, I ain't gonna get this. Who Carter G. Woodson? Who is Carter G. Woodson? I don't know who the fuck that is. Black history one, three, four, five, or six.

unknown 1:17:04

One.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:04

All right. For 400. The ideas of this 1960 civil rights activist clash with Dr. Martin Luther King's philosophy.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:14

Yes. Who is Malcolm X? I am Malcolm X. Malcolm X. What's his real name? He did not ask that.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:22

That is correct. Who is Malcolm X? Uh for 500? This is what HBCU stands for.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:35

Buzz.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:38

She wants to say head bitch and charge.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:40

Head bitch charge only. Or some shit. I'll put an old at the end of the shit. Head bitch charge understanding.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:47

Historical black. Uh come shot. College university?

SPEAKER_04 1:17:55

Yes. Historically black college and university. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:10

All right. I was about to say head bitch and child.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:15

Black history three, four, five, or six, uh, one hundred.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:19

I really was. Because I was like, when I buzzed, I was like, fuck, do I remember what that shit stand for? Took me a minute. Um, say that again. Three, four, five, or six. Oh, let's go with six for 100. 100. I know my lips be sticking.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:35

100. This gymnast became the most decorated American gymnast in history with 32 Olympic and world championship medals.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:46

Buzz, who is um, fuck, what is her name? It starts with a D, something Dawson, right? I meant, I'm wrong. I don't know. I probably do know who it is, and I'm just gonna say the name right. Go ahead, Sean, take over.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:03

You said something. You said you said it starts with a D, something Dawson. Okay, so it's a double D.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:22

I don't know her name. I can't remember her name. Who is Simone Biles?

SPEAKER_08 1:19:29

Domon Biles.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:30

The Biles. The Biles.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:34

Yo.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:35

Yep, that's a D.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:37

I was thinking of The Biles. Isn't it another girl that started with a D?

SPEAKER_04 1:19:41

Dominique Dahls.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:42

Dolls. That's what it that's who I was thinking of. That's who. You heard me? Dominique Dawson. I was like, wait, that's the actress. Is it?

SPEAKER_04 1:19:49

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:50

Dominique Dawson is the actress.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:52

Well. The where?

SPEAKER_08 1:19:57

Let me look it up. Yo. Where did I get that name from? Where?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:07

The fuck you seen Dominique Dawson at?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:09

Like, where did I get that name from? Hold up.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:15

She played Lisa Turtle, and also.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:21

I don't know. I don't know where I got that shit from.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:26

Whatever.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:27

She's a costume designer. She just bottomed. She's an enemy of enemy.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:36

Yo.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:37

I'll bring the next one, please. Um, category 200. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:40

Yeah. She's the Emmy nominated. That's what I was trying to say.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:44

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:45

It is.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:46

Oh no, it is, but Emmy nominated to Enemy. That's what you're saying?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:52

No, I was trying to say Emmy, but I said enemy.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:54

Enemy, gotcha.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:55

She knew an Emmy nominated costume designer named Dominique. No, I don't know her. I just said I heard that name somewhere in the credits. Because why would I say Dominique Dawson?

SPEAKER_05 1:21:07

Because you thought that bitch's name was Dominique Dawson. You just happened to Google somebody named Dominique Dawson who also landed on Google.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:24

I can't. 200. Uh this performer was often referred to as the Queen of Soul. Bach Buzz.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:35

Did you go to church? Shabak.

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Bach.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:47

Who was Aretha Franklin?

SPEAKER_04 1:21:48

Yes. Who is Arietha Franklin?

SPEAKER_05 1:21:49

I'm about to say, why is it thinking blog? Her first name. I kept wanting to call her Gladys Franklin.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:56

Yo, Dominique Dawson. Gladys Franklin? The fuck is going on here? All right. Next one. Yeah, 300. The most Oscar ever.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:18

What?

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The most Oscar nominated movie ever. The most Oscar nominated movie ever is what they're trying to say.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:34

What is Man on Fire?

SPEAKER_04 1:22:37

No. Oh my God. Yes. What is Color Purple? No. This shit just came out. Black history. Is it Black Panther? What is centers? It's the most Oscar nominated movies. We weren't getting Oscars back then.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:54

Yes. Yeah. Sydney Portier again.

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Movie ever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:01

Sydney Portier was in movies.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:04

The movie centers, not the people who played in the movie ever.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:09

Like I was thinking of a Denzel Washington movie.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:11

Like that wasn't nominated. Well, it wasn't nominated. You got asked. Was it? It didn't say when, it said nominated. Gotcha. Gotcha. But no, y'all got it wrong. Black History for 400. What group of black pilots became legendary for their Buzz Buzz.

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Yeah. The Tuskegee Airmen.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:35

Yes. Yes, the Tuskegee Airmen. You just you didn't know them as pilots. That was your nickname for your gangbang. It's bang gang.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:48

Bang gang. They call me Tuskie for sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:50

Tusky. Hey Tusky.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:53

That's so disrespectful.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:55

Yes, because they all have syphilis. Damn. For 500. For 500. This activist declared if there is no struggle, there is no progress in his 1857 speech on embolishing and self.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:19

Who is Dr. Martin Luther King?

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No.

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No.

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1857.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:28

I didn't listen to the year.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:38

Don't look over here. Who is Frederick Douglass? Come on, y'all.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:42

I couldn't guess anymore.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:45

Who is wild here? Uh Black History 3 for 100. Y'all wanna go there? Yeah. All right. Beyonce used to sing in with this group.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:00

Who is Destiny's show? Who's the Destiny's abandoned baby? Yeah. Destiny's chairs.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:07

For 200. First black president of the United States. Yes. My forever president. Uh for 300. He won four gold medals in the 1936 Olympics held in Berlin, Germany. You gotta know that. Yes. Who was OJ Simpson? Oh nigga, what?

SPEAKER_05 1:25:47

Can you read the question again?

SPEAKER_04 1:25:54

He won four gold medals in the nineteen thirty-six Olympics held in Berlin, Germany.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:04

I didn't pay attention to the yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:06

He held the black fist up. Oh my god, what's his name? Oh my god, what's his name? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:19

Who is Jesse Owen? Z. Owens. Jesus. This nigga said OJ fucking Simpson in 1936.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:30

He wanted for driving a Bronco.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:34

Stop. I just remember him running in roots.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:40

But why would he? I don't know. One set of name.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:44

It's routes. Two, he's a running back. Never mind. No, the movie Roots. Running in roots?

SPEAKER_03 1:26:52

He was in the movie Roots. He tried to correct me. No, because you were talking about. I thought you were talking about football. Because he played football. No, I know he played football, but I said I saw him running in roots.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:02

That's what I didn't know you was referencing the movie. The fuck?

SPEAKER_08 1:27:07

I'm a talking about the movie, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:27:11

I know I didn't watch the movie Roots.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:14

You never see Roots? I watched it.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:19

I know who Jesse Owens were.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:23

No, you knew Jesse Owen. Oh no. He did this.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:31

Make sure I put the S on and respect the man. 400. In this year, Martin Luther King Jr. gave his I Have a Dream speech. What year was it? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:46

I'm not buzzing. Uh 1962.

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Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:50

You're a year off. It's 1963.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:53

God damn it.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:54

Yeah.

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Damn it.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:56

For 500. The first African-American American actress to win an Academy Award for Best Actress?

SPEAKER_06 1:28:11

Who was Earth the Kid? No.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:15

Who was Dorothy Dandridge? Who the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_04 1:28:21

I I don't know what Dorothy Dandridge.

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Damn.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:25

Uh Monsters Ball.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:28

Oh.

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She won for Monsters Ball.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:30

Oh, Holly Berry's?

SPEAKER_04 1:28:31

Holly Berry, yeah. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:34

That's that. I didn't think she was the first.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:36

We don't get a lot of awards.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:38

I know, but I just think of some of the greats that should have won, yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:43

Like the two names we just gave. Yes. Even though I don't know who Dorothy Dendrix is. I forgot who her name was. Dandrix. Dandrix. Black History 4.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:57

Yo, the way, wait. When you said that the way he looked at.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:03

Excuse me, sir. What are you talking about? No. You ain't watched Roots.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:07

Y'all know who the Beatrice is. But we're supposed to do Owens.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:14

Roots was like. Roots is when he was like um Cootsakente? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. That was him. That was OJ.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:22

Oh, he was in it before like he was running when the whole capture thing happened when they were still in Africa.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:27

Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah. This actress started her career. He ain't watched that damn movie. All he seen it probably. Probably in a back hallway somewhere.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:37

His sister.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:47

This actress started started her career on Nickelodeon and now has stred in movies like Nope. And one of them did.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:58

It was her.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:59

Yeah. Who is Kiki Palmer? Who is Kiki Palmer? Is correct.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:03

Who is Kikata Palmer? Kikata.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:06

What's her real name? Kekata. Okay. For 200. This influential record label was founded by Barry Gordy Jr. in Detroit and played a pivotal role in the development of music, yes. Who is Motown Records? Who is Motown? What is Motown Records? But yes, it is Motown. You know your Motown. That's my time.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:32

You should go to the uh Motown Museum.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:34

Uh, where is it? It's in uh Detroit. Detroit.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:36

Yeah. It's the museum is actually the houses that they oh really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:42

Oh, that's cool.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:43

Because he bought all the houses on the street there. All right. Where they record and everything.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:49

For 300. This court case ended legal segregation in public schools.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:55

What say that again?

SPEAKER_04 1:30:56

This court case ended legal segregation in public schools.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:00

U.S. Supreme Court?

SPEAKER_04 1:31:02

This court case.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:04

Oh. You said court. I ain't hear case.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:12

You judgment.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:13

Ruby Red versus the Supreme Court? I don't know. It is Ruby, ain't it?

SPEAKER_04 1:31:18

Oh my God. Nigga. What is Brown versus Board of Education?

SPEAKER_06 1:31:25

I ain't even really listened to the question. I just heard what court stopped school. Segregation.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:31

Alright, whatever. We almost done. Y'all want to finish up? 400. This company was the first black-owned company to be traded on the New York Stock Exchange. We were kids. We love going home and watching this. Black owned the company. The key word. Black.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:08

Oh. What is BET?

SPEAKER_04 1:32:10

Yes. God damn it.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:13

You know, I'm thinking of like educational. That's why I didn't. It was like PBS.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:20

Yeah, like I was thinking that when you said I was on the right track, but when we was kids, it was MTV or BT. For 500, you're Sean, you're down by 400. What day was Juneteenth? Plus.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:35

June 19th.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:40

I didn't finish the question. But that's partly true. If you can finish what year was Juneteenth year must be included in the uh answer.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:54

Oh. Oh fuck. It was 17. No, wait, where are we? There was. Oh my god. June 19th. I have the number in my head. June 19. 18 six to seven. I can't remember. I can't remember. I was four. When June 18th.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:27

Yeah, it was in the eighties. In Mississippi.

unknown 1:33:31

Right?

SPEAKER_03 1:33:32

Was it Mississippi?

SPEAKER_04 1:33:33

I just need a date. Y'all got June 19th, what year?

SPEAKER_03 1:33:38

1983. It wasn't 83.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:45

It was June 19th, 1985. That's the answer.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:52

I knew it was in the 80s. Why did it not sound familiar to me? I knew it was in the 80s. That they don't sound familiar to me. I was gonna say 89 though. Huh. Cause they go off of like when it in in that specific state when it actually took place.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:11

Okay. Uh last category uh for for 100. The first pause.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:18

Y'all do just realize that a bitch can't count because he said he was four and I said 83.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:22

Yeah, I know. I wasn't gonna let it, I was gonna let it go.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:25

I wasn't, because that shit, that shit is. You couldn't count like a motherfucker. I wasn't gonna I wasn't gonna say nothing.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:30

Because I would have gave the answer array. And in my head, I'm going by uh when Steve.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:36

Oh yeah, that's where everybody that's where everybody goes.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:42

The question should have said recognized.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:44

Yeah.

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But it was kind of too broad, so I get it. It was a trick question. Yeah. All right, for 100, the first black woman.

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Did you say dick matiz?

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Sorry. I said that like five minutes ago. It just registered. Yeah, dick would do that to you. When did you say that? I know. That's that's how that's how good he is. Fucking memory of an elephant on him.

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Oh my god.

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Just put it in my lobby. The first black woman to own a TV studio. Buzz. Yes. Who's open with Wickery? Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:26

Who's Hopp O productions? Real feds.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:29

For 200. This reality show starred Tyra Banks, Miss J. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:36

What is America's Top Model? Nope.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:39

It's America's next top model.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:42

Yes. Uh we'll split it. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. I give y'all both the points. For 300. This is the uh celebrated conductor of the Underground Railroad. A network of safe houses and secret routes that help enslaved people escape to freedom.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:09

Are you asking who the person is?

SPEAKER_04 1:36:11

This is the celebrated conductor of the Underground Railroad.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:17

Who is Harriet Tubman?

SPEAKER_04 1:36:19

Who is Harriet Tubman? Is correct.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:21

Harriet Jay Studman.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:24

Y'all are tied. Y'all is tied.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:27

Did I never watch that movie that they did about her? Was it good? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:30

I'm gonna watch it. Uh you got two more questions left. 400 and 500. So for 400. Y'all. Who is the first African American woman? Supreme Court justice? Buzz. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:46

That's Kintaji. Who is Kintaji?

SPEAKER_04 1:36:51

Do you know her last name?

SPEAKER_06 1:36:52

It started with a W.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:54

It does not.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:55

No, it doesn't. But Kitaji Brown.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:57

Kitaji Brown Jackson. Yes. Yeah. But that's correct. Kitaji BG. Yo, you heard BJ. I don't remember her name going forward. 500. Neene, you get this, you win. Sean, you get this, you win. Let's go for it. After the murder of George Floyd. What the fuck did I say? Joy Floyd. I am so sorry, Mr. Floyd. After the murder of George Floyd, this activist group led a world.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:35

What is Black Lives Matter?

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No. I'm lying. That's correct. That's correct.

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I was about to say, I was like, what is mothers against Trump driving?

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I'm mad. Alright, that's good. That's it. That's

Winner Declared And Final Jokes

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my hood Jeopardy. Woo! Woo-hoo.

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I'm black.

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He got a black guy.

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Alright.

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It's not just my insertion. Yo.

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Okay. Okay. We're gonna talk about this. No, sir.

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Please let's not.

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And I'm over here.

Sign Off And Explicit Karaoke

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All right. Anything left to talk to the people about before we sign off for today. It got bad.

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No? Have your pet spater neutered. Sure.

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Oh my God. Anything else? Nope. That's all I got. Come back.

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SPEAKER_04 1:38:55

Happy Mother's Day.

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I said yes, I do it just long. That is a very good thing.

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My neck, my long ass back. Exactly. Got you.

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Go with your tongue from the crack. Back to the front nigga. So get off to the stick and come, nigga. Make sure I keep busting nuts, nigga. All over your face and stuff. Slow head show me so much love. The best bit comes from a dog. The dick hook is big and long. Slow up until the cracker dawn. On the edge, just as good. This week when the song comes up. It's nine. Right now, nick it good. Lick this fit just like you should. My head on my back, lick my foot and my crack.

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My head, my bat, lick my foot.