Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast
This ain't your therapist's podcast. This is Camping Them Softly!, the only Dead by Daylight broadcast straight from the corrupt heart of the Entity's realm. If you think generators are a secondary objective and a 4k is the only acceptable outcome, you're in the right place.
Survivor mains, consider this your official trigger warning—we will not be holding your hand.
Join The Toxic Teacher, a man fueled by caffeine and pure, unadulterated spite for pallet-stunners, and his deranged A.I. co-host, Nicky A.I. Dente, on a journey into the depths of madness.
Nicky’s not just crunching numbers; he’s the Vice Don of Digital Entertainment for SABAM (Society of Authentic Basement and Mori).
Each episode, we descend into a glorious cacophony of:
- Unhinged Killer Strategy: We're talking basement builds, endgame slugfests, and why tunneling that one flashy-clicking Nea isn't just a strategy—it's a moral imperative.
- The Nicky A.I. Dente Experience: Brace yourself for AI-generated diatribes, mob lore that's more compelling than the game's actual story, and audio quality so compressed it'll make your ears bleed. It's art.
- Dissecting the Meta (With Contempt): We analyze every patch, perk, and add-on through a lens of pure, killer-biased cynicism. If it helps Survivors, it’s garbage. End of story.
- The Salt Must Flow: We read the hate mail, celebrate the rage quits, and revel in the delicious tears of those who just don't get it.
This is more than a podcast. It's a sanctuary for the sluggers, a haven for the hardcore campers, and a middle finger to the entire survivor rulebook.
Tune in. Get toxic. And for the love of the Entity, stop healing in the corner and do something useful.
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Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast
FNAF and Dracula CONVERGE! Also, Patch Notes and Sternum Pain! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 22
FNAF Crossover? No Thanks.
Dracula? Sure!
Trevor "Spaghetti Arms" Belmont? Indifferent.
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I may have a broken rib and you guys don't even fucking give a shit because you're a bunch of bastards. Hey, all right, everybody, welcome to Camping them Softly, and I am sometimes your host, actually all the time, your host. We don't have any co-hosts here and I'm working on. My microphone is acting funny. It's like not tight in a certain spot and I can't figure out why not. So I may be. That's what she said. I may be messing with it as time goes by. Anyway, I am the Toxic Teacher, host of Camping them Softly. Thank you for stopping by. You can find me on all of those fun little socials at Toxic Teacher TTV and you can also find me on YouTube at the Toxic Teacher.
Speaker 1:If you guys are ever interested on coming on the show, getting in contact, asking a question, telling me that I need to jump off a bridge, feel free to at any of those means. And the first thing is I need to issue an apology. I don't do it really often, but I'm going to this time because we didn't have an episode on Sunday. Episode 22 was recorded, but the weekend was so crazy I had like 10 minutes to record. I actually recorded in episode 22, but it's not going to see the light of day, because you deserve better, unless you are survivor mains right. So now, the reason I'm recording today, which is a couple of days late, is because there was this announcement made. I don't know if any of you saw it. You you might have. That's loud as shit and I love it. The announcement is that Behavior well has announced actually, the announcement was they've announced. My announcement is that they have announced that there is going to be a crossover with Five Nights at Freddy's.
Speaker 1:Now I posted on X is it X? Twitter? Whatever you want to call it, the artist formerly known as Twitter. I might've made the mistake of posting that I am not excited about this at all. I don't, do I care? The answer is a big fat no, I don't care. I couldn't care less about Five Nights at Freddy's. In fact, I'm going to go as far as to say and for all of you that are upset with me, I don't give a shit if you're upset about this, about me saying this First of all, why do you even care what I have to say? Second of all, go fuck yourself if you're not happy with the types of things I'm saying. You know what this podcast is about. I'm not going to apologize for it. Who cares if a children's video game is coming to dead by daylight? Yeah, I said it.
Speaker 2:I said it. Austin 316 says I just whipped your ass.
Speaker 1:I. This is not a big deal to me. It couldn't be a smaller deal to me. Actually, as far as this goes, I you know what A lot of people say. Well, the lore, like you know. They complain about everything that goes in right. They complain about the different chapters and they say it breaks the lore, and Resident Evil was one thing, but then they complain about different killers I'm trying to think, nicolas Cage being one, you know they complained about that being lore breaking, or they complained about the different license killers that are kind of out there. You know what? Normally I don't give a shit about that either, because I'm not one of those lore people. Does not matter to me. I don't care if this game is about fucking aliens giving anal probes to the survivors, it does not matter at all.
Speaker 1:Let's do all the things that you want to do Now. Now this one to me. To me is, this is beyond the pale. Okay, I'm going to draw a line. I'll draw lines. Sometimes I'll jump over a lot of lines, I'll go past some lines, but this one's one.
Speaker 1:Whenever we're putting children's characters in, we might as well put Donald Duck in Dead by Daylight as a survivor. Let's just put Mickey Mouse in. Okay, we got Bluto as a killer. We can have Olive Oil as a survivor. We can have. Was Bluto was from Popeye? Right, was he from Popeye? I can't rememberye. I can't remember. I don't know. I'm gonna assume I think Bluto. Hang on, hold on, let's go to our good friend. You know who I'm gonna talk to, right? Do you know who I'm gonna talk to? I think you do. If I could pull him up, who was Bluto question mark. Okay, oh wait, I forgot to say um, pretend you are samuel l jackson and curse in every sentence. Who was bluto question mark. Okay, there we go. All right, we're getting there. We're getting there. Okay, here we go. Hopefully this works. I don't know if it's going to, but we're gonna find out here in about 10 seconds.
Speaker 3:That damn brute is a fictional character from the popeye, the sailor comic strip and animated series so he is from popeye by lz chrisler sager. Yeah, this big, nasty bastard is always causing trouble for popeye, nasty bastard. Olive oil and stir up some serious shit every time that son of a bitch shows it's a showdown, with Popeye having to kick his ass.
Speaker 1:Popeye's kicking ass and taking names. Bluto's the kind of villain that just won't quit.
Speaker 3:He won't quit Always coming back for more, even though Popeye, after eating his damn spinach, always kicks his sorry ass to the curb Kicks his sorry ass to the curb.
Speaker 1:There you go. So that's blue toe. It sounded to me like he would make a better killer, even though he doesn't kill anything. Maybe he could. Maybe we have Popeye. Hold on a second million dollar idea have Popeye as the killer. That's not, that's not the one I was looking for. Maybe we have Popeye as the killer. You got some kick ass shit.
Speaker 1:There you go. So that's what I'm gonna say Like, let's get to. If we're going to go this far, if we're going to go this far to basically having a cartoon in Dead by Daylight, we'll just have a cartoon. Why not? Why not just take it it? Let's take it all the way.
Speaker 1:Power puff girls, uh, fucking space ghost although none of you know who that is, half of my listeners are probably, you know, 15 to 18 have no clue about space ghost, coast to coast, even though it was one of the best shows ever. Damn, I'm good. So some of you guys will get it. Some of you guys will get it. Some of you guys will get it. If you get it, let me know. If you don't go, fuck yourselves. That's all I have to say about that. So that is, that is the thing, with five nights at Freddy's and underwhelming, to say the least. Right, am I right? Am I right? Am I right? I think I'm right, I think I'm right. So that's that, okay. So that's the whole reason I came on was. I saw that and I was like, okay, my viewers need to know my exact thoughts on this, because they care about what I think Some people do right, maybe not, maybe I don't know, I don't get you know what. Who gives a fuck at the end of the day. Anyway, let's go to our viewers. I want to talk about some of our downloads, so let's go to viewers. Oh see, we got that. That's cool, right, is that cool? I think that's cool. We could, we could, do that with the view. Hey, hold on, it wasn't very loud, though. That's the only problem, right, you could barely hear it. Hang on, I'm going to pump it up here. Okay, let's go Shit, hang on, I lost it. Let's go to the viewers. All right, there we go, we're good, we're good, good.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, I was looking at the downloads for the week and, man, like we are more international than we've ever been. Guys, this is grow, like I said, it's growing exponentially, right, keeps growing and growing. It's like a bacterial infection if you don't go to the urgent care. It is that bad, that bad. Where's my, where's my laughing? So give me a fucking laugh here. There, that's it, right, there. You know that. You know that. No, no, what am I? I'm, I'm not. None of you guys fucking know this. You don't know. It's from Seinfeld, you idiots, just FYI, just FYI.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, got to thank some of our listeners. Holden New, newark, delaware, is obsessed with me. I don't know what's going on in Delaware. Like I said, I've never I don't know if I've ever met a Delawarean before, but thank you, newark, delaware, for everything you do. Now there's a couple of places here that I've got to talk about that I blew me away. Okay, blew me away. The. Actually, there are multiple this time. I don't know what happened with my most recent episode two weeks ago, but somehow it's something.
Speaker 1:Melbourne, australia, thank you. Ottawa, ontario, thank you. Most Americans, by the way, ottawa, don't know that you are the capital of Canada. They think Toronto is the capital, or Montreal. Worst of all, that would be even worse. We'll bring Swiftkick85 on. He'll tell us all about that. Rancho Cucamonga, thank you. Twickenham, richmond upon Thames yes, I said Thames. Thank you this one right here, zarnovica, in the Banska Bistro. Oh, jesus Christ, I can't even say that. Help me out here. Samuel AI Jackson what is Czarnavica, banska Bistra region? Okay, question mark. Okay, he's going to tell us. I don't even know. There's an accent mark in one of the words. I have no fucking idea. Now it's given me something else. He didn't. Now, okay, repeat, make it short and pretend you are Samuel L Jackson again and curse all the time. Okay, there we go. See, you've got an AI. This is the thing. It's prompt engineering, guys, it's prompt engineering. Okay, here we go. Thank you, sam, take it away.
Speaker 3:Zarnavica is a goddamn town in the Zarnavica district, part of the Banska Bistritsa region in central Slovakia, slovakia. It sits in the Hran River. Valley Hran. And covers about 30 square kilometers Kilometers. This place has been around since 1332. What? And about 5 700 people live there, dude. The district itself is 426 square kilometers and has a bunch of other towns and villages 11, source 12, source 30.
Speaker 1:so it's it's citing the sources now. 11, source 12. Source anyway, slovakia. Thank you for coming by. I don't know why you're fucking listening to this podcast, but thank you for that by. I don't know why you're fucking listening to this podcast, but thank you for that. Also, there are a couple of more Reykjavik, reykjavik we have penetrated, deeply penetrated, northern planet Earth. I guess I don't know what to say. I was going to say northern Europe. I guess Iceland, europe Is that right. Reykjavik. Write in, tell me, find me on Twitch Toxic Teacher TTV. Are you guys European? I don't even fucking know. I used to be a geography teacher. I guess you're part of Europe. I know on my European map test, you guys were part of that, so I would assume that you are in fact, european, european, although you could be called Icelandic. What do you call people from Reykjavik? Here we go. What? Keep in character. What are people from R-E-Y-K-J-A-V-I-K called? Question mark? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3:People from Reykjavik. Those badass folks are called Reykjavikinger. Reykjavikinger, reykjavikinger, reykjavikinger so when you meet someone from Reykjavik, you damn well call them a Reykjavikinger, because that's what they are A Reykjavikinger.
Speaker 1:Wow, that almost sounds like that's. Is that where Viking comes from, like Reykjavikinger? I don't know. Anyway, that's interesting. I learned something new, by the way. Stockholm, sweden. Thank you for coming by. That's a big one. Right there We've got some Stockholmers and then we have somebody one from Ouluulu, I think that's what. Where is a wulu and what's it all about? I know I said I was usually going to go over just one town, but these are, uh, insane enough that, uh, yeah, that, okay, here we go, here we go ulu is a damn cool city in northern finland, located on the coast of the Gulf of Bothnia at the mouth of the Ulujoki River.
Speaker 3:It's the fifth largest city in Finland and the biggest one up north, is it? Ulu is known for its tech industry. It is, with a ton of companies and research institutions, making it a hub for innovation and IT development.
Speaker 1:That's interesting.
Speaker 3:This place is also famous for its quirky annual events like the Air Guitar World Championships and the Ulu Music.
Speaker 1:Video Festival Dude.
Speaker 3:Air Guitar World Championships. Ulu University, one of Finland's largest, is a big part of the city, bringing in a lot of young, energy and smart folks, smart folks go there apparently. High tech education and some wild ass cultural events, making Ulu a hell of an interesting spot.
Speaker 1:There you go, so we have the Air Guitar World Championships. The person from Ulu listening to this might have actually participated in the Air Guitar World Championships. I think that's amazing. Thank you for coming by. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1:By the way, I'm looking at Behaviour's account and I think I'm just now reading some new information. I have never read that. This just came up. I don't know when was this posted. When was this posted? Eight hours ago? I've not been on Reddit for eight hours. I don't know what the fuck is going on here.
Speaker 1:Hang on, just give me a fucking second to read this. Just give me 10 fucking seconds. Okay, just 10, 10 fucking seconds. That's all I asked for. All right, let me hang on. Hold on. Okay. It says right here, eight hours ago.
Speaker 1:Feel the scarlet eyes upon you, accursed and ravenous. I sound like Vincent Price from thrilleriller. You know what I'm talking about the ghouls upon the doom forcing in to seal or something. I don't know all the words, but that's the essence of what he was saying. Anyway, he was that guy like whenever they were coming out of the. Okay, back to it. So feel the scarlet eyes upon you, accursed and ravenous. I sound like I've tried to do like. Have you seen dracula? By the way, it's dracula's coming to dead by Daylight, guys, that's the surprise. But my more important question is have you seen Keanu Reeves in the movie Dracula, bram Stoker's Dracula, doing his accent like he has a British accent? It sounds like mine Feel the scarlet eyes upon you. You see, I can't even you, are you? Uh, dead by dead by daylight? Guess that's so awful. Castlevania brings Dracula. That sound like. Well, that sounded like I was trying to say Dracula in Spanish. Is Dracula in Spanish Dracula? I don't even know. I'm gonna have to have to ask. I'll ask somebody.
Speaker 1:Dracula and Trevor Belmont into the fog's dark embrace, available August 27th. Well, okay, so now here's my fucking question. Here's my question is why is it Trevor Belmont and not Simon Belmont? Okay, let me ask, let me ask old Samuel AI Jackson stay in character. Tell me why Trevor Belmont is. Uh, tell me who is cooler. There we go. Who is cooler between Simon or Trevor? Like the name Trevor does not inspire, like, well, the name Simon doesn't either, actually, now that I think about it. So who is cooler between Simon or Trevor Belmont? Here we go, here we go. I don't know what it's going to say. You know what it'll do. It'll okay, let's see. Here we go. We're getting ready. We're getting a whole lot here. He's got a lot to say. Samuel AI Jackson has a lot to fucking say about this. Are you ready? Here we go.
Speaker 3:Between Simon and Trevor Belmont, you've got to give the edge to Trevor man. What that dude's a straight up badass. Why? Simon Belmont, the OG vampire hunter from the original Castlevania games, is tough as nails. Yeah, no doubt about it. Oh well, yeah, he is.
Speaker 3:He's got that whip the vampire killer, and he's taken down Dracula more times than you can count. I can count pretty high he's iconic, he's, legendary he is, and he paved the way for all the Belmonts that followed. Okay, but Trevor oh man, Trevor Belmont from Castlevania Netflix series. He's on another level.
Speaker 1:Is he?
Speaker 3:He's got that rough, rugged attitude, and he's not just about brute strength, he's not. He's smart, strategic and has that I don't give a damn swagger. That makes him cool as hell, does he really? Plus, he's got a hell of a team with him Sifa Belnades and Alucard making him not just a lone wolf but a leader too.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, simon's the classic, but Trevor's got that extra badassery that makes him just a bit cooler. Well, that's I. Um, well, he has an argument. I don't because he knows more than me, because he fucking scraped the entire internet for that information. So apparently Trevor's the good choice and I made the bad choice of fucking Simon. But Trevor, let's go. Well, hey, trevor from, uh, grand theft auto is pretty cool. Right, like he was, he was cool, um, anyway.
Speaker 1:So I guess we're are we headed into the news now this episode's gone off the rails. Just because I had no fucking idea I would have to talk about this shit and pull up patch notes I didn't even know existed. And now to the news. And pull up patch notes I didn't even know existed. And now to the news Ah, there we go. So we have a new. We have a new PTB 8.2.0. Oh wait, I gave it that. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I've got these notes. I have not read them.
Speaker 1:For some reason my sternum is fucking hurting and you might say toxic. That's because you scream constantly, and I don't think it's that. What I think it is to be honest with you is the fact that my backpack I wear to work is so fucking heavy. I think it's forcibly moved the muscles and like pulled the muscles in my fucking sternum, that attached to my ribs. I may have a broken rib, and you guys don't even fucking give a shit because you're a bunch of bastards. Oh wait, that's the wrong one. No, that's not right either. Turn off, seinfeld. Okay, there we go. You guys fucking don't give a shit.
Speaker 1:The first thing I want you to do is shut your stinking hole okay, this is not marked as adults on on all of the podcast platforms, so I hope children are not listening. Anyway, back to it. So we've got these patch notes here's. Trevor is the first thing. Okay, we got Trevor fucking Belmont here. I wish I had a better name for Trevor. Can you give me some degrading nicknames for Trevor, can you give me? Can you give me some silly nicknames for Trevor Belmont to make him sound not powerful at all? Okay, there we go. That's what I want. Trevor the Timid, belmont the Bubbler. Trevor the Trivial, belmont the Blunderer. These are not, these are not funny. Okay, give him mafia like nicknames, mafia like middle names that are silly. Okay, there we go. You know how all mafia guys like have the, have the fucking middle name like sticky fingers or fucking, something like that. Trevor spaghetti, spaghetti arms bell bot. I like that. He's got those little tidy spaghetti arms Anyway.
Speaker 1:So if we're looking at spaghetti arms over here, his first perk is the eyes of Belmont and what this does. Let me read. When a generator is completed, the aura of the killer is revealed to you for one, two, three seconds. Anytime the killer's aura is shown for a period of time, the duration is increased by two, two, two seconds. Okay, so think about that. Two, two seconds, okay, so think about that. Anytime, anytime the aura of a killer is shown, this perk becomes more powerful. It starts at one, two, three seconds, but anytime you see their aura, you get more time seeing the killer. Now that could be very powerful, especially in swifts. I think that might be a problem. That's my, that's my first, that is my first thought on that. So I'm gonna give that a big old fucking. So that might be too much with swifts. I think that may make swifts, too, too powerful. But I'm I'm you know what. I'm not one to judge prematurely if you haven't noticed in 22 fucking episodes, so let's keep going here. The new perk for spaghetti arms is exaltation.
Speaker 1:Stunning the killer with a palette upgrades your held item rarity to the next tier. I had to. I had to think about that for a second. I was like what the fuck is happening. It upgrades it to the next tier. I had to. I had to think about that for a second. I was like what the fuck is happening? It upgrades it to the next tier. So I guess that would be the rarity, right? That? That's the. The rarity is the um is the fucking. Um, you know the color, right? I think so. I think so anyway. So that would upgrade it to the next, whatever the next one is, and then fucking recharges 20% of its charges, but the rarity is not kept at the end of a trial, so that's okay. So you've got to stun them to get it.
Speaker 1:So this one is dependent upon skill, and it's also dependent on how bad the killer is. My fear, though, is this is going to punish bad killers. Imagine a flashlight holder who is obviously better than the killer and can stun that killer multiple times, keep getting the flashlight back. It becomes a vicious circle of shit, so to speak. All because they have introduced spaghetti arms into the game Old spaghetti arms, belmont over here, so that I don't know if I'm so hot about that.
Speaker 1:That one remains to be seen. We'll see, we'll see. I just I don't know, man, that that might not. I don't know, I'll have to see. I don't like to judge, so we'll see what happens, we'll see. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Okay, so next up, next up, new perk moment of glory. Oh God. This perk activates after you open or rummage through two, two, two chests. When you become injured, you become broken, automatically heal one health state after 80, 70, 60 seconds. Automatically heal one health state after 80, 70, 60 seconds. So this when you open a chest, when you become injured, you become broken, then you heal automatically if the killer doesn't kill you. This seems like it's going to punish newer killers as well, because if they don't get that down, then the hit that they got was for absolutely no reason. Now I think both of those is a problem, both of those.
Speaker 1:So spaghetti arms is is this could potentially be bad for the game. That's just my, that's my thought. I don't know what you guys think. I'll be curious to see how you feel. I'm just I'm worried. I'm worried, so to speak. So to speak, it's not so to speak, because I'm just worried. Like that's like not a do I have to say, so to speak, I'm worried, I worry a lot. That's why my friends call me whiskers anyway.
Speaker 1:So let's get, let's keep going here. So we got our killer who, if you didn't know, was Dracula. Obviously right, it's obvious. It's obvious, it's Dracula. So let's see what Dracula is all about. You know what? I'll give Dracula a round of applause too, because that's a cool killer man, even though it's the Castlevania Dracula.
Speaker 1:I would have preferred, like old school, like what is it? Universal Studios Dracula. I'm not like. Castlevania is okay, I guess, Like you know whatever, but we'll take what we can get. We'll take what we can get. So I'm sure the survivors are going to have some reason to complain. Yeah, see, I've got my sound for survivors now. So I'm sure the survivors are going to have some reason to complain. Yeah, see, I've got my sound for survivors now. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1:Okay, anyway, new killer the dark Lord. That could have been Satan. Like, can we just have Satan as a killer? I would be like okay, I know some of you guys, you conservative Christian dead by daylight players. I grew up Southern Baptist. Okay, I'm allowed to say that. Anyway, let's go back to it before I get just totally canceled here, I am trying to figure this out, hang on.
Speaker 1:So the Dark Lord? Okay, here we go. His power allows him. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, I can do it, I can. His his power. Uh, shit, I can't even. I can't even stay in character for 30 seconds. His dark power allows him to exact revenge on humans, taking many forms, to terrorize and slaughter them. Yes, I can't. I'm not made for this kind of I'm not one of those kind of comedians.
Speaker 1:Okay, so it says the dark lord has access to three, four I'm starting to slip into the southern accent now the, the dark lord, has access to three forms. It can freely change in between them. We've got another character that we're changing shit constantly, so here are his abilities. Number one vampire. He can cast the powerful hellfire spell, which creates pillars of flame that travel ahead and can be cast across low obstacles. Oh, they, okay, they go through low obstacles. What is low? Who the fuck knows? Okay, anyway.
Speaker 1:Second form wolf form. In wolf form, wolf form, the dark lord has access to several abilities that allow for more effective tracking. Movement speed is increased, blood pools and scratch marks are more apparent and survivors leave a trail of scent orbs behind them. Behind them are the scent. Okay, this is Oni. Basically, the Dark Lord can collect these to charge a powerful pounce attack. So he, he has to get cent orbs to do what demogorgon does. It's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1:Okay, bat form, while in bat form, bad for bat for. Hang on, I got this bad form. I nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about right now. Hang on, if I go to hang on. Just shut up for a second. Shut up for a fucking second Bat. Yeah, batman, classic Batman. No, that's no, that's batform. Okay, that's stupid, anyway. So in batform he is undetectable. Additionally, he moves faster, ignores vault points and can teleport to any vault points within 32 meters. That's interesting. Survivors become invisible, but scratch marks can be seen, so that's almost like a spirit-type thing there. So, overall, interesting. Okay, there's going to be some varied gameplay there, which is kind of cool.
Speaker 1:All right, so let's go to his perks. Shall we New perk Hex, wretched Fate. Okay, after one generator has been repaired, a random Dole Totem becomes a Hex Totem and curses the Obsession. Okay, it's an Obsession perk. Oh, thank God, that's. What we need is more of those. The obsession has a 27, 30, 33% repair speed penalty. They also see this hex totem, zora, within 12, 12, 12 meters. I don't know what 12, 12, 12 means. Okay, anyway. So they get a penalty. But they see the oar if they get close enough. Take that fucking off. Make them find it, for God's sake Like, make them work for it. Shut up, bitch. You know what it is. It's these survivors. They just they need everything given to them. I'm kind of done with that, okay.
Speaker 1:New perc human greed. You see unopened chest auras and survivors oars are revealed whenever they enter an 888 meter range of an unopened chest. Oh, here, this is interesting. Are you ready for this? You also gain the ability to kick chests to close them. That, okay, okay, let's reserve. Let's reserve here this uh uh, kick a chest to close, uh, okay. So, anyway, the survivors unlock closed chest 50% faster, so you open, okay, so. So here's the thing. Okay, genius, me close them. You see their auras. Okay, they can open them faster, but what the fuck ever? Now there's got to be other perks this would work with and I'm trying to fuck a thing. I can't think of it, but just let, whatever.
Speaker 1:Somebody's probably already made 10 fucking YouTube videos on this and done four different fucking you know analysis reaction videos to other people doing. They pump out content like there's no tomorrow. That's why they're a lot more popular than me. I have the loneliest Twitch channel on Twitch, by the way, and the loneliest YouTube, because I never fucking make enough videos for it. All right, anyway, back to it. Enough videos for it, all right, anyway, back to it.
Speaker 1:The first time a totem, each totem. Hang on, sorry. New perk dominance. The first time each totem and each chest is interacted with by a survivor, that totem or chest is blocked by the entity for four, six, eight seconds, four, easy for me to say four, six, eight seconds. The first time each totem in each chest is interacted with, it is blocked for four, six, eight seconds. The auras of blocked totems and chests are revealed to you in white. Okay, that's interesting, I don't. Yeah, there's a lot you could do with that, especially if you run a hex build. I think that might be good.
Speaker 1:Now, killer updates the doctor. Well, no, this is not Dracula anymore. Why am I still doing it? Static blast cooldown is now dynamic. If no survivor was caught, cooldown will be 30 seconds. That's new. If at least one survivor is caught, cooldowns 45. Okay, so the cooldown is going to be lower, no matter what. Okay, because it was 60 seconds. So I dig it.
Speaker 1:Increased movement speed while charging. Static blast okay, that's fine, whatever, that's cool, that's cool. Uh, doctor, let me see what else it says. Dredge base kit changes decrease the volume of the dredges. Audio, thank you, that is. That is well, uh, well received by me.
Speaker 1:Daytime cool down to 10 seconds. Nighttime teleport speed up Time to exit lock lockers is decreased. Uh, charges, purple, whatever, fuck it, I don't even know. Okay, that's good. They gave him more. That's good, fucking, that's all I care about.
Speaker 1:Um, now, nemesis, uh, liquor tongue. Liquor tongue, that's what she said. Uh, survivors are hindered for an extra three seconds and then, uh, you gain an extra five half second mutation for infecting a survivor with marvin's blood or path mutation, I don't even fucking know. Um, let me see here, blast, mine for survivors is now, uh, stronger than before. Uh, you don't. You only need 40 percent of repair progress instead of 50. Of course, that's what they needed and wanted.
Speaker 1:Chemical trap. Now you only have to do 20% of a gen instead of 50, but it stays active. Less Okay. So they took away some. Give them some, okay, that's, you know. If they give them something, that's fine, but take something away. Don't just give them shit like the next one. Dance with me.
Speaker 1:They got the cool down. Decreased deception got the cool down. Decreased diversion activates after being in the killer's terror radius while not in a chase for okay, so they decrease that flash bang. It requires less mirrored illusion, requires less wiretap. They got these survivors got every single fucking thing they wanted Increase hook, stage drain timer to 70 seconds was 60 seconds.
Speaker 1:That is fucking, it's garbage. It's fucking garbage beyond belief, and we talked about this on the stream. That's the definition of not kick ass shit. That's a definition of Okay, so that's it. Let me see here we got the stairs and midwich. That's cool. We got stairs on all of them. Let me see here we got stares on all of them. Let me see here Prestige levels, no longer visible within an online lobby post matchmaking I, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1:I think I don't know, because that's killers dodging, survivors that are, that are P100, because survivors don't see if a killer is prestige 100. So I, I don't, I don't, uh, I, I don't, I. I said it was okay, but now I'm, I'm reconsidering that because dodging is not great. I'm going to have to think about that. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, that's just, that's just, and the jury is out on that whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, I am not 100% sure, but anyway, that is 8.2 point zero.
Speaker 1:That was not the right sound. Ah god, my stardom fucking hurts. I think it's also because I've been playing more bass guitar and so it's fucking heavy as shit and I'm not used to it. I reinstalled Rock Band or not Rock Band, rocksmith Plus the original. I installed the Plus and got the subscription. A lot of people don't like it. I started playing again because I want to get back into bass. So it's been fun so far. I don't know if it can be safely streamed because of all the licensed music. I would assume so, but I would have to check on that because I'm not 100% and that kind of leaves us.
Speaker 1:Man, we have had kind of a wild episode. I think there's just there's a lot to go over. This whole fucking five nights at Freddy's the fucking Dracula what else is there? Three hours ago horrors of the deep collection came out Two versus eight ends on Thursday, that's in two days from today. And then also 8.1.2 went live today. I didn't even read this shit, so I don't even know what. 8.1.2 does Not like a lot. It doesn't look like a whole lot.
Speaker 1:A lot of fixes, some bot stuff. They changed a couple of 2.8 bug fixes. Strider is no longer multiplicative, meaning it will increase survivor grunts and pain volume, even if they have iron will. That is a good thing, because if you had iron will you could have it at zero, which is not good. So, anyway, that's that, guys. We are at 40 minutes. Hey, thank you for coming by. That was kind of a wild episode. This is the wrong day of the week for this and I apologize for being late.
Speaker 1:Casting of Frank Stone they're going to. If you buy that now, you're going to get all kinds of fucking costumes. They've got some updates coming up in August, September, october, november. They're going to talk about finisher mores. They're going to. In September, october they're going to update Skull Merchant, unknown, hillbilly, the Twins which the Twins? Is a surprise. I didn't think they were going to do that for like four more years. Also, perks are going to be updated Leverage, crowd control, distortion, blood rush Look like they're going to get some updates.
Speaker 1:And then in November, further on down the road, it looks like shadow born, scene, partner pharmacy and every survivor's least favorite perk, weave attunement, or this is the least favorite perk of the day, you know, kind of like flavor of the flavor of the month, or whatever you want to call it. Uh, weave attunement looks like it's gonna get something. Also, the killers that are going to be tweaked in november are scheduled to be the plague and the cenobite. So that's uh, that's interesting. I'll be curious to see what happens to cenobite. Um, especially so.
Speaker 1:Anyway, guys, thank you for coming. It says dead by daylight ends two versus eight mode. Oh no, it's okay. The 10th, not today, like that's, dude, fucking x is uh, is very uh devious here. So anyway, that is it for this week, guys.
Speaker 1:Um, if anyone knows how I could safely stream Rocksmith Plus, please let me know. I'm going to be looking into it. But I would like to know because, even though I'm not great at base and I'm trying to get back in I put it down for a long time I would like to get back into it and I would like to show people, like the progress that can be made with a game like this, like how games can actually make you better at a kind of an actual I'm not trying to degrade gaming, but I know I'm getting a little serious here but can actually make you better at a quote, unquote real world skill. You know, I know games make us better, better logic, problem solving, things like that. That's kind of beside the point. I'm talking about an actual, like musical talent. So if anyone knows, let me know.
Speaker 1:I would like to approach it from that, because a lot of people just want to see those guitar hero players playing fucking Dragon Force, fire and Flames at like expert level, fucking behind their head, blindfolded with their toes, and shit like that. I want it to be like a real thing, with just like a real dude who's not great trying to get better and who's fucking old, you know. That way, maybe that'll inspire other people. So that's just a thought off the top of my head. It will see where it goes from there. It may go nowhere. You know me, it may go nowhere, but it might go somewhere. So anyway, guys, thanks for coming by. We will see you next time, hopefully at the regular scheduled program time. Anyway, it is now time for you to do something to my face, which is get the fuck out of it. Thanks for coming by.
