
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast
🎙️ Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast Where Killers Reign Supreme
💀 Survivors, prepare to be triggered. The Toxic Teacher and the gloriously unhinged Nicky "Noodle Arms" A.I. Dente are here to unleash hell on the Dead by Daylight community. If you're a whiny Survivor main who cries about "balance," this ain't the podcast for you.
🔥 We're serving up a toxic cocktail of:
- Killer main rants that'll make you cackle with glee (or cry if you're a Survivor main, lol)
- AI-generated insanity courtesy of Nicky "Noodle Arms" (who may or may not be plotting world domination)
- Sound effects that'll make your ears bleed (but in a good way... maybe?)
- ADHD-fueled tangents that'll leave you wondering what the hell we're talking about (but hey, that's half the fun!)
🎢 Join us as we descend into the depths of depravity, where slugging, camping, and tunneling are celebrated as high art. We'll also be dissecting strategies, builds, and the latest Dead by Daylight news, all with a healthy dose of sarcasm and dark humor.
So grab your Mori, embrace the salt, and let's make some Survivors rage quit! 😈
🎧 Catch the madness at:
- https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
Episodes
49 episodes
Last Podcast Standing? Also, Pocket Ravioli! Dead by Daylight Ep. 51
Welcome to the podcast apocalypse, folks—Camping Them Softly might just be the last active Dead by Daylight podcast on earth (according to very scientific, mid-episode Googling). And guess what? We’re not using this power for go...
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Season 1
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Episode 51
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1:13:50

The Slug of Destiny: SABAM vs The Proper Parasites - Dead by Daylight Ep. 50
It’s Episode 50, baby! The big one. And this one drops harder than a survivor main after their Boon: Exponential fizzles out mid-crawl.The Toxic Teacher kicks things off with a blood-soaked retrospective—celebrating over a year of carnag...
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Season 1
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Episode 50
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1:13:32

The Ghoul Cometh, The Forums Burneth - Dead by Daylight Ep. 49
The new killer is out, and the community is absolutely hemorrhaging sanity. Dead by Daylight has unleashed Kenneth "The Ghoul" Karnacki, and it’s nothing short of a fog-fueled reckoning. Survivors? Melting. Devs? Ducking....
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Season 1
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Episode 49
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44:03

Sexist Content Creators, Rants Against Racism & Build-A-Fking-Bear Surveys - Dead by Daylight Ep. 48
This week on Camping Them Softly, The Toxic Teacher goes full DEFCON 1 on the DBD community. We’re talking racist survivor mains, sexist tournament clowns, and a Twitter post so offensively stupid it compared killers to Israel and surv...
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Season 1
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Episode 48
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1:03:46

Ken Kaneki Deep Dive and the Great Italian Heist! Dead by Daylight Ep. 47
This episode is nearly 2 hours of STUPID!Let's look at Kenneth Karnacki (aka Ken Kaneki), half-nerd, half-ghoul who gets nearly killed by a dude named Jason. We also discuss his perks and potential synergy (some, but not a lot).Ge...
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Season 1
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Episode 47
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1:19:21

8.6.0 PTB Thoughts, Coffee and Tattoos, Pool Slime and NICKY CALLS IN! Dead by Daylight Ep. 46
This week, we figure out 8.6.0 is going to SUCK for Dead by Daylight K mains! Also we talk to Nicky and he teaches us about pool parties!This episode features:2 pool technicians!12 Killer nerfs!8 Survivor buffs!<...
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Season 1
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Episode 46
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1:00:36

Survivor Lore Deep Dive Pt. 2: Sable Ward and the Gothic Griefers! Dead by Daylight Ep. 45
This epiosde is Part 2 of our Sh*tty Survivor Deep dive in Dead by Daylight with SABLE WARD (ew!).We dissect the lore, gameplay, stupid perks, and how useless players typically are who pick her! This episode features:S...
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Season 1
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Episode 45
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1:06:40

Quality of Life Update? Or Complete BS in Dead by Daylight? Ep 44
In episode 44, we discuss how "Quality of Life" probably means "keep it imbalanced and make killers miserable".Festivities include:• Anti-Killer Nerfs: Fixing hit validation UI bugs so the game finally stops running like it...
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Season 1
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Episode 44
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29:25

Is Slugging Acceptable? YES! Also, PARIS??? | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 43
This episode includes:Spaghetti with butter? GROSS!A BIG METAL TOWER? EW!Survivor complaints! Too many to count!AND ONE EPIC SONG FROM AN UPCOMING ROCK OPERA!
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Season 1
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Episode 43
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57:24

Dead by Daylight Survivor Rankings, Italian New Year Traditions, and Japanese Phone Mayhem! Ep. 42
In this episode, you'll hear some Dead by Daylight stuff, and also garbage!Festivities include:2 outrageous patch rants that leave no survivor unscathed.4 wild Italian New Year traditions that de...
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Season 1
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Episode 42
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59:10

Dead by Daylight Chaos Shuffle Stupidity, Survivor Rants & a Trip to Little Josh’s Catfish House! Ep. 41
Some Dead by Daylight talk, but a lot of other crap.Festivities include:1 Record-Breaking Moment: We celebrate our fastest downloaded episode ever—thanks to you, our loyal listeners!4 Flashlight Fiascos:
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Season 1
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Episode 41
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1:08:10

FINDING NEW CHALLENGES! Also, Barking and Dagenham! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 40
This episode features:One severely hyped up host2 good challenge ideas!Over 20 F*cksQuite a few sh*tsOne reference to Steve Jobs and SATAN!AND 3 AMAZING AI songs!
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Season 1
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Episode 40
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56:30

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Also, FREDDY REWORK I PREDICTED! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 39
This episode includes:1 cup of marinara2 of the best AI songs ever createdApproximately 27 airhorn blastsA few thank yousAND A HOST WHO MIGHT BE A PSYCHIC!
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Season 1
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Episode 39
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26:04

2025 is Here! Player Satisfaction Survey!| Dead by Daylight | Ep 38
Almost at a year! This episode features:1 game shutdownLess than 1 Nicky appearance :(100 billion survey questions23 repeated survey questionsAnd THE FIRST SONG OF THE ROCK OPERA!
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Season 1
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Episode 38
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1:11:36

Psychologist Discusses DbD and Mental Health! THE FINAL EPISODE!?! Also, Ivoti! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 37
This episode features:Very little DbD news!Several odd sound issuesOne 45 year old smoker's voiceOne terrible take from a "psychologist"!And flowers!
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Season 1
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Episode 37
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56:02

SURVIVORS SAYING STUPID SH*T, AGAIN! Also, 8.4.1 Analysis! And... | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 36
This episode features:1 inter-country streamer rivalry2 so-so patches17+ mentions of pastaPLUS...SANTA'S FAVORITE DBD KILLER!Also, no WTFATVW this week. I know, you're heartbroken.
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Season 1
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Episode 36
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1:25:09

Meg Thomas Lore Deep Dive! Plus, Roasting French Canada | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 35
This episode features: 1 absentee father.3 clothing store brands.9 Gates of Hell.1 new crappy Killer.75 SOUNDBOARD SOUNDS TOO LOUD DUE TO SH*TTY EDITING! And too much French Canada!
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Season 1
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Episode 35
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56:52

8.4.0 Killer Perk Analysis! Michael Myers Buff! Also, Polva! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 34
This episode includes:1 demon surname.4th version of AI music.2 Juggalos invading.2 killer buffs.Lots of Nicky.1 Michael Myers sexual reference!
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Season 1
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Episode 34
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1:15:38

I'M BACK! HOUNDMASTER and THANKSGIVING! Also, Potchefstroom! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 33
This episode includes:1 unwanted host comeback.4 Nicky freakouts.6 (now!) continents penetrated.2 new theme songs!AND DID I MENTION I'M BACK????
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Season 1
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Episode 33
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1:00:41

Interview! Swiftkick 2: Electric Boogaloo! Also, Villach, Austria! Dead by Daylight | Ep. 30
This episode includes:1 Canadian Streamer who refuses to apologizeGordon LightfootSeveral possible Tort scenarios2 song remixesSeveral failed trivia questionsAt least one Bill Cli...
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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2:11:56

THE FLYING WALMART! Idiot Survivor Posts! Also, Calistoga California! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 29
This episode includes:17 Inches of Asscrack2 Languages1 Weight Loss ChallengeA little Nicky, plus a little Bill!Several Mental Health TipsAND A LOT OF CURSING ABOUT THE ASSCRACK!
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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1:13:56

8.3 is Going to Suck! Lights Out Mode Sucks! Also, St. Catharines, Ontario! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 28
This episode includes:1 rant about a new update2+ new songsThe return of Bill, the disgruntled survivor main1 conversation about the Belgians in the 2014 World CupAnd a new Satan voice!
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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1:16:49
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Franklin Stone Strikes Again! Bad Survivor Posts! Also, Antaya,Turkey! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 27
This week features:1 AI possessed by Satan (again).27 ADHD related topic changes.1 woman in a cat ear beanie1 Turkish city.More than 1 tribe that led to the downfall of RomeVarious relati...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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1:07:12
