Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

2025 is Here! Player Satisfaction Survey!| Dead by Daylight | Ep 38

• ToxicTeacherTTV • Season 1 • Episode 38

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Almost at a year! This episode features:

1 game shutdown
Less than 1 Nicky appearance :(
100 billion survey questions
23 repeated survey questions
And THE FIRST SONG OF THE ROCK OPERA!

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Speaker 1:

There is no such thing as slugging. There is no slugging in Dead by Daylight. There is only strategy.

Speaker 2:

Teachers capping them softly. Teaching fools taking them to school. Teaching teachers capping them softly. Uh, uh, survivors, get out of the way capping them softly. Gonna make you pay? Survivors, you better get to class.

Speaker 1:

Toxic's gonna kick that ass, toxic teachers capping them softly. Oh, everybody, we are here and I'm on it. You notice, I've got it Today. I've got the sound ready to rock Everybody. It should be good. I think we're good. Satan, can you let us know how you're doing? Alright, there we are. This is, by the way, guys, hey, shut up. No, you too, you too, not just the crowd. I need Satan to shut up too. Guys, this is Camping them Softly. I think we are at episode number 38. 38. Yes, oh, there they go again. Oh, okay, okay, this is it, this is it. And okay, next, camping them Softly. Do we make it to episode 39? I don't know. This is the. By the way, this is the first episode, first episode of the new year, first episode of the new year. We're in 2025. Can you believe we are in 2025? That is hard, hard to even fathom.

Speaker 2:

What in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 1:

Now, for those of you who are young, you're like, well, what the fuck ever? Whenever you get older, you start to look at that shit and you're like, oh my god, dude, time is, time is flying, and it really is. Guys, we've been, we've been at this almost one year. I've got to check. We are really really close to one year and I'm going to have to check and see when the very, the very first episode came out on January 12th. This episode should air either on the sixth or the seventh, which means one week. I'm recording this on the fifth. That means one week from today is one fucking year of camping them softly and guys've got like it's been, it's been a ride, it's been fun.

Speaker 1:

By the way, I have to plug myself, by the way, if you guys don't know me, I'm toxic teacher the the one. And only because there's not another one on twitch so I could say the like, I'm like, I'm the only one, uh, the toxic. You guys can find me on Twitch at the. No, not the. Take that part out. See, it makes absolutely no fucking sense. You would take and you would go to Twitch and you would type Toxic Teacher TTV and then you would find me. And if you went on social media, you would find me there on Toxic Teacher TTV. So that is where we are. And then, by the way, guys, you'll find me on YouTube the Toxic Teacher. That's how you fucking find me, okay. So there you go. That's that.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, guys, we've got not a lot to go over today. Not a lot, because nothing is fucking happening in dead by daylight. If you've noticed I'm sure you, guys, you're, you're playing it right, just like I am. There's nothing, there is nothing happening in this fucking game. Like, have you noticed? We got the bone chill. We've got the fucking outfits right, we've got the ugly sweaters, but that's about it.

Speaker 1:

There is not there's nothing happening right now and the game itself is kind of stagnant and that makes it difficult for everyone, makes it difficult for the players, it makes it difficult for the players, it makes it difficult for the content creators because you got to figure out something like, especially for those big ones, that that's their lifestyle, right? Um, that that's kind of that. It gives them a harder time because you got to think how am I going to make something new, make something that's novel that people want to hear, when there's really nothing new to even talk about? Right, you can talk about the same old shit. I could go over Survivor Mains and there's one in the room now.

Speaker 1:

We could go over Survivor Mains and what's wrong with them. We've beaten that horse to death so many different times and in so many different ways that I mean we've exposed almost every kind of survivor main psychosis that there is to expose. I don't know how much deeper we can go. We're going to try. Don't get me wrong, we're not going to stop. We're only at 38 episodes and you notice I don't go in depth. Every single one, every single one of these episodes is not dedicated to. Is this my other survivor main sound Hang on.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there, it is Okay. Yeah, I know I know you poor thing, you poor thing, it's just not right what you've been through you survivor mains, anyway. So the game is is kind of stagnant, it's unchanging and what's really sad and I'm kind of going off. I did, I didn't plan to talk about this, but dbd mobile has announced, I believe, that they are shutting down and I've got to figure it out, let me see, because they had released some stuff on dbd mobile, uh, about the end of the game, and I can't remember like what, the, the. There was a q a on it and I need to. I need to find it, okay. So here we go. This was um, this was a oh. It's going to end on January 16th, which is here pretty quick. This was was 19 days ago on Reddit. I'm looking at Dead by Daylight Mobile's Reddit and this is uh, beside the point, I don't know if you guys have played DVD mobile.

Speaker 1:

I played it a little bit, I enjoyed it and I liked it was different enough from DVD in terms of progression, unlocking shit, unlocking shit. Uh, they had an insane number of outfits that were a lot better. Many, many of them were yes, thank you, uh. Organist in the background playing the organ, right. Um, a lot of them were better than what you would find on dbd desktop and the. The biggest knock against it, the thing that kept me from playing it, was that there was no controller support, or else I would have got on blue stacks on my computer. I would have streamed that shit constantly because I just I I enjoyed it more.

Speaker 1:

It had more of that mobile hook, which is what the desktop version's trying to do with the store and shit. You've seen it. You notice it's becoming a little bit more of that, that like, mobile like, but the the mobile version, that the true mobile version, did it better. So, anyway, I've got it pulled up here. Um, it says heavy heart, blah, blah, blah. Uh, we're gonna end service on march 20th 2025. It says our partners at behavior will continue to. Oh, by the way, it's made by net ease or it's, you know, run by net ease, made by net ease games, which a chinese developer, as far as I know. Um, so it says it's going to be removed from the app store on january 16th, which is 11 days from now. It says in-game purchases will no longer be possible. Um, it says you can use existing currency and then you can play until march 20th when it closes. Um, it says they said something about how to migrate some of the shit to your, um, to your. Let me see some netty's developers end up going to jail. Um, let me see what else it says. Um, yeah, a lot of people in the comments.

Speaker 1:

But if you are a big dbd mobile player, I I apologize, the controls were, can I mean, you know how the controls are on the desktop version. Imagine trying that on a touch screen with one of those dual pad games. I don't know if you ever played those. You know where you have the two, where you, you know it's like playing on a controller, but it's on the touch screen phone. I fucking hate it and it was, uh, it was awful. Yes, I did hate that shit. So that's that's where we are in that Um. So condolences to you guys, um, condolences to those of you playing the desktop version as well, of which I am slightly included, although I have not been playing as much lately because, like, it's the same shit and I'm getting it's.

Speaker 1:

It's a little tiring, there's not a lot. There's not a lot in it, sad, and I know that's something I'm I'm hammering and repeating, but you know, in hopes that you know somebody notices the issue here, which I don't know. If they do, you know they might be making enough money that they don't give a fuck what the player base thinks or what a certain element of the player base thinks. There's probably people out there that are totally fine with the game and having a great time. I for one, not so much. It seems like a lot of the listeners and the internet DVD community are kind of in the same spot. We're complaining about the same shit over and over again.

Speaker 1:

So what I've got here what I've got here I wanted to go over today is to find something to talk about. I found that they had sent me that player satisfaction survey a while back this was last month. They sent it. I never filled it out and you guys might have taken the survey already. I'm going to take it live, just so we can see what it's about, so we can get opinions, so we can see maybe. Maybe what they're thinking. I don't know what they're thinking, but maybe this will shed some light on the future of the game. Are they going to change some stuff? Because they have asked some stuff that's kind of alluded to the future state of the game.

Speaker 1:

So let's take a look here. It says right here the purpose of the survey is to measure player satisfaction and your opinions on topics. It will take 20 minutes to complete. Oh, jesus Christ, let me see, not be shared with any third party. I'm already sharing it with third, fourth and fifth party. Okay, so here we go.

Speaker 1:

Question the first Question, the first. Hang on, do I have something? No, that's not right. Okay, overall how satisfied, or a lot of these are like very dissatisfied to very satisfied. So I'm just going to say one through six, because there are six options. So I'm just going to say one through six, one being the lowest right, disagree and like very dissatisfied or whatever. One to six. I'm not going to go into all that and what the metrics are. So it says overall how dissatisfied, or dissatisfied with you, with Dead by Daylight. I'm going to say a two out of six. I'm dissatisfied. Okay, because we talked about it, I don't need to talk about it again. Okay, to what extent do you agree or disagree with the following Okay, let's think about these Number. To what extent do you agree or disagree with the following okay, let's think about these number.

Speaker 2:

One of question two part, one of question.

Speaker 1:

I can't do that, I'm by the way, I'm not gonna do that the entire time. Okay, I like playing the game. Uh, I'm gonna say, you know, out of six, I'm gonna give it a three out of six or no, that's's out of, that's out of seven, that's like. I'm going to say slightly disagree there, that might be better. Um, okay, the game is entertaining. Um, well, is the game entertaining? I'm going to say slightly agree, slightly agree. Okay. Now the next one is just like the fucking first question. It makes absolutely no sense because the next question is the first one. I like playing the game.

Speaker 2:

The game is entertaining.

Speaker 1:

I had a good time playing this game. What the fuck are they asking? What's the difference between?

Speaker 1:

that and the first question I like playing the game. I had a good time. I don't know the difference. I'm going to say I feel like they're different, but I don't know how. So I'm going to say neutral. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Okay, next page this is great.

Speaker 1:

In what country do you currently reside? We already talked about that. You, fucking, what was it? Are you in a iceberg? And fucking Reykjavik, I'm going to put US there.

Speaker 1:

Which role do you play the most? Killer, almost always. Survivor, almost always. I'm going to say killer, almost always. Which platform? Okay, what platforms do you own? I guess they're trying to figure out.

Speaker 1:

If you have more than one, which one do you prefer? I don't have a Steam deck. I don't know if you guys have a Steam deck. I've always thought about that. Never got one.

Speaker 1:

Okay, next one when did you start playing dead by daylight? I started playing it in 2019. 2016 is the earliest. That's interesting. We're almost on a year, 10 years. Next year will be 10 years of db. Oh good lord, oh god.

Speaker 1:

Okay, how often do you play death by daylight with friends? I'm gonna say rarely a 25, no, I'm gonna say almost never. Because it's closer to 10, I would say so. I'm not gonna say 25? I'm gonna say almost never. And those are viewers, those aren't friends. So I don't, you guys fucking suck, so I don't consider you my friends. Okay, how many days a week do you spend playing? And spend at least 30 minutes playing this garbage? Um, two to three. How many days a week do you spend 30 minutes playing video games? So it's like, okay, how much do you play video games? But then how much do you play our video game? I'm gonna say 30 minutes a day. Four to five. I'm gonna say four to five. How often do you watch dead by daylight content creators, ie streamers, youtubers, should I say like, does myself count? I'm gonna say multiple times a week, because I'll watch a little bit. I try to, I try to watch other creators when I can.

Speaker 1:

Okay, how would you rate your experience with matchmaking in the last three months? So, okay, so we're going back to this whole MMR. How is matchmaking, matchmaking time for me? Because, remember, I play killer in the evenings. Whenever I'm up in the mornings on weekends, I'll play survivor. So I very rarely have queue time issues.

Speaker 1:

So I'm going to say very positive, I'm fine with that. Um, teammates matched with IE, matched skill level, I'm going to say you know what? I'm positive I? I am one of the ones I think MMR has been a good thing and I'm going to die on that Hill. I know a lot of people don't like it, but I generally am with people I'm competitive with. Now, opponents matched against oh wait, no, that's teammates matched with, I'm going to say you know what? I'm going to say neutral there. I'm going to say opponents matched against. I'm going to say positive, I think I'm generally on an even level with people. Okay, now, next one.

Speaker 1:

This is strongly disagree to strongly agree, okay, the people I play with are sometimes I don't know why that went off the people I play with are sometimes blank and I'm supposed to agree, disagree. Okay, angry, sometimes angry. I'm going to agree. Sometimes angry, yeah, right, we get, we get that. Sometimes offensive. I'm going to say yeah, sometimes. Okay, it's always saying sometimes mean, sometimes I'm going to agree. I'm not going to strongly agree. Um, good natured. I'm going to say strongly agree.

Speaker 1:

I think I get more good natured people than bad natured. I don't know about you guys. Even though I play like an asshole, generally people don't get too mad. Sympathetic. I don't know that. I've gotten a lot of like examples of sympathy, like, oh man, you poor thing, you poor thing. Okay, friendly. I'm going to say strongly agree. I get a lot of friendly people. Hurtful, I'm going to say they can be mean, they can be offensive, it doesn't hurt me personally. So I'm going to say I'm going to say disagree, toxic. I'm going to say sometimes, yes, I get people that are toxic. So I'm going to say I'm going to say disagree, toxic. I'm going to say sometimes, yes, I get people that are toxic. So I'm going to say agree, not strongly agree, but agree. Okay.

Speaker 1:

Next page, please indicate which of the following killers you own. Okay, I'm going to have to. This is going to take me a sec Cause I'm going to have to click every single one here, because you can't, you can't like multi-click. Okay, this single one here, because you can't, you can't like multi-click. Okay, this is a ui issue. Just let me fucking click every one right. Hang on going. Can't be, can't be. Toxic, toxic. I'm listening to one of my theme songs, but I'm not having you guys listen to it. Um, you know one of my many, by the way, I've gotten so good at that stuff.

Speaker 1:

Okay, which of which of the following? Oh God, which of the following survivors? I'm going to have to click through another fucking list. There's Leon Felix, bill Renato David Tapp he is underplayed. Quentin If you see a Quentin Maine, you know? Um, the the troop. Is that what they're called? Um, the the troop, is that what they're called? The the? Um, what are they? What are they? The no-transcript rebecca chambers, trevor belmont, I've got, I've got trevor, I've got simon belmont, old, fucking, stinky legs. Okay, you know, I should ask, I should ask nicky what he thinks about these.

Speaker 1:

Have I tried the latest dead by daylight chapter, doomed curse? Uh, yes, I have played as a survivor. Tori Kane, yes, I have played as the killer, the Houndmaster. Um, I have played against the Houndmaster. And then, how did I hear about this chapter? Oh, I heard about it on the official trailer. Okay, there we go. So they're wanting to know how many people have experienced this? How many people have faced the killer? Blah, blah, blah. Okay, cool. Next one experienced this. How many people have faced the killer blah, blah, blah. Okay, cool.

Speaker 1:

Next one how satisfied or dissatisfied are you with the latest chapter? Um, I'm gonna go with dissatisfied. I didn't think the killer was great. I know some people uh, one of my viewers, dac. He loves the houndmasters. They can't stop playing him, playing her, I don't get it. Um, okay.

Speaker 1:

So how satisfied or dissatisfied with are you with each of the following? Um, so, let's go down this. Satisfied, dissatisfied. The gameplay is the killer? I'm going to say very dissatisfied. I didn't. I didn't like it at all. The gameplay against the killer neutral. The technical performance of the chapter I think the killer was fucking garbage. I'm going to say very dissatisfied. The general theme I'm going to say it was okay. I'm satisfied. That's fine.

Speaker 1:

Did you play Dead by Daylight prior to acquiring this chapter? Yes, I play dead by daylight. When did you first play the doomed course chapter? Um, I'm gonna say I don't know if I played on launch day. I, I think within the first week I did. So I'm gonna. I'm gonna put that as my answer.

Speaker 1:

All right, perk descriptions okay, so it's giving you all of the hound masters perks the all shaking thunder where you fall from the heights, the no quarter which is, you know, they get the skill checks once they heal themselves, and then the turning the hooks into the scourge hook. So how would you rate the usefulness? Uh, the all shaking thunder where you get the speed burst whenever you fall, kind of like a balanced landing for killer. Uh, I'm gonna put a little usefulness, no quarter. That's the one with the skill checks on the. Uh, on the healing, I'm gonna put a little. There's a little usefulness, um. And then it says right here, the one that turns it into the Scourge Hooks, I'm going to say a little. I think none of them are incredibly useful, none of them are just amazing must-have perks. I know some people might disagree. I don't think so. Okay. So it says what potential do the perks have to work well with other perks? So, all Shaking Thunder, I'm going to save a little chance for synergy because it doesn't have a lot it can potentially interact with. Now, no quarter. The one with the, with the um, with the skill checks for healing, kind of the what's the? What's? The other one Merciless storm I think is one where if you're 90% on a gen, then it starts with those skill checks. I'm going to say it has moderate chances because you can pair it with some other perks and make it a little bit more difficult. The Scourge Hook Jagged Compass I'm going to say it's got moderate chances for synergy as well. Just because you can combine that with other Scourge hook perks, all right, following features, how would you rate them? So it's very high quality to very low quality.

Speaker 1:

Houndmaster appearance. I'm going to say, is the Houndmaster high quality appearance? Now see, I'm not going into like did they make the Houndmaster A lot, a lot of people didn't like the theme or whatever. But the quality of the appearance I'm going to say yeah, it was high quality, it was fine. The power I'm going to say low quality, I didn't like the power. And then the backstory I didn't really look at. I'm going to say neither high or low, I'm going to neutral because I didn't really pay attention to it. Okay, how engaging did you find the theme of the Houndmaster A little engaging?

Speaker 1:

I don't know, did you get engaged? Oh my God, it's a pirate. It's a fucking pirate. It's a fucking pirate. You got to give him that hawk. Well, no, not on her.

Speaker 1:

Okay, relative to other killers, how powerful do you feel the Houndmaster is? I'm going to say weaker than the average killer. That's just me. You guys may think the Houndmaster is fucking monster and we could, we could actually check. Can I check that? Um, let me see here I'm going to, I'm actually going to check and see nightlightgg. Let's see where the fucking Houndmaster is in terms of, um, jesus, in terms of kill rate versus other killers. I know, nightlight is not. You know we always preface it by saying it's not the be all, end all, but it's the best thing we fucking got um. So, order by kill rate. Let's go to kill rate.

Speaker 1:

Houndmaster is, let me see here, of all the killers, houndmaster. Oh, is houndmaster that good? Hang on, where is the houndmaster? I'm checking, going down the list centibite, dr zeno, the overall average kill rate is 56 percent. Um, the hound master, the hound master is not even on the fucking list. What? Why, hound master? Oh, there they are. Their kill rate's 57. They're above the average. So they're number one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. They're 14th. They're below the twins and above the centibite, so a little above average. So I'm, I'm, I'm gonna still say weaker than the average killer. That's how powerful they feel, feel. Remember that. That's how powerful they feel. Okay, which? Which? Uh, the following is a list of qualities that may or may not apply to the killer. Please evaluate the degree each statement is true of the hound master. Okay, this killer can travel around the map with ease. What I they? They travel around the map like every other fucking killer.

Speaker 2:

What in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 1:

So I'm going to say moderately true. Okay, the killer's power is hard to master. I'm going to say mostly true, very true. I'm going to say very true. To master it. No, moderately true. If survivors are using survive with friends, this would not help them against the killer. I'm going to say that's not at all true, because that dog, uh the fucking, if you're surviving with friends, that that helps actually quite a bit. Okay, the killer's power is difficult to understand as a survivor. I'm going to say no, it's not, not at all true. Uh, the killer's power reduces the effectiveness of pallet loops. I'm going to say a little true, moderately true. The killer relies on luck to injure the survivors. I'm going to say a little true, maybe no.

Speaker 1:

Killer's power creates audio and visual cues that give survivors enough time to react. I'm going to say mostly true, they can react to that fucking dog. Killer's power facilitates patrolling generators in close proximity. So that means, do you want to patrol close gens? Moderately true. The killer's power reduces the effectiveness of hiding out of sight. I'm going to say moderately true, the dog can see you, or could potentially see you if you're out of sight. I'm going to say moderately true, the dog could. The dog can see you um or could potentially see you if you're out of sight of the killer.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Next, page number 28. Oh Jesus Christ, how clear was it to use a houndmaster switch commands? I'm going to say moderately clear. Um, it took me a minute to get it, like whenever I played, because I didn't. I didn't want to be spoiled by watching a lot of content creators. So, um, you know, I just went into a cold, so that that's what happened okay how easy to learn was it to use the how master switch commands?

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna say it was easy to to use it. Yeah, how fun was it? Somewhat fun. And how fun was it to use the chase command? Somewhat fun. That dog, I swear to god, the dog should. The dog should fucking chase him if it gets close, even when it's searching. That's what I think okay. What do I appreciate the most? Uh, I like the concept of a pirate with a dog and the, I'm going to say, and the skins are cool and the character concept is neat and different. All right. What do you appreciate the least about the Houndmaster? The dog doesn't chase when it gets close in search mode. I find this to be very underwhelming. Think if that was changed it would make it would make the killer feel a lot, uh, better overall. That's just me, okay.

Speaker 1:

Next, uh, okay, perk descriptions for the survivor clean break. This is where you, um, you're broken and then you get healed. After you heal another survivor, you heal another one. You're broken for a little bit and then you're healed, okay, great. Uh. The other one's the invocation, where when the killer like you go down to the basement, you do the fucking sable thing and then whenever you're done with that, then whenever you fucking, um, the killer scares a crow, that everybody sees her shit, okay, and then shoulder the burden. You can try to hook state somebody else. Okay, how fun is it to play with these? Uh, a little, I'm going to put a little on all of them. I don't fucking care. What potential do they have to work synergistically? I'm going to say treacherous crows has no synergy. The one with the crows? I really don't think so. The shoulder the burden. The one where you trade hook states. I'm going to say moderate, um, clean break, where you can heal them and then you're fucking healed. I'm going to say a little, not a lot.

Speaker 1:

Okay, how would I rate Tori Kane's character appearance? I think that was high quality. I think she's well done. I'm going to say very high quality. The backstory I'm going to say it was high quality. I actually read the backstory on her. I thought it was cool. Okay, general theme of Tori Cain very engaged, I was very engaged by Tori Cain's fucking backstory and artwork.

Speaker 1:

Okay, experience playing on the Ormond Lake mine map. So how to as the killer? I'm going to say what is your experience? I'm going to say a moderate amount. Is the killer in a little bit as a survivor, I did play as killer on that map. More Now as a killer, I was satisfied with that. I thought it was a cool map. A lot of people didn that. I thought it was a cool map. A lot of people didn't. I thought it was cool. So fuck you. If you didn't think it was cool, you suck. Now, as a survivor, I was. Yeah, I was satisfied. I thought it was fine, better than a lot of the maps. Okay, now about the new map.

Speaker 1:

Do I agree or disagree with the following options? I appreciate the horror aesthetic elements. I'm neutral. I didn't think it was horror. The art style helped me immerse in the game. Like, I don't immerse in this game anymore. Like content creators don't immerse in the game. Neutral, uh, matches the general feeling of dead by daylight. Yes, it does. It matches pretty much the other maps. Visually appealing as a map, I agree. I don't strongly agree, but yeah, it looks all right.

Speaker 1:

Okay, compared to other outdoor maps, how easy or difficult are the following? So it goes, much too difficult, much too easy. Locating exit gates, just right. Patrolling gens is a killer it was fine, just right. Patrolling gens is a killer, it was fine, just right.

Speaker 1:

Finding a hiding spot when the killer is nearby, I thought was fine. Injuring a survivor in a chase is fine. Finding generators fine, I'm putting just right. Memorizing the layout of the map, it was fine. Finding hooks was fine. Navigating is fine. Hatch is fine. Seeing survivors from afar, that's fine. Pallets and loops, that's fine, like it's all fine. Okay, the size of the map. Is it too big or too small? Patrolling gens is the killer? I thought it was fine. Escaping the killer and chase, locating pallet and vault loops, seeing the survivors, finding hatchets, memorizing layouts, finding gens, exit gates, hooks, injuring survive, these are all fine. I think. The finding hooks I remember. No, I'm just gonna put it was fine. I didn't think this was a bad map.

Speaker 1:

What do I appreciate the most? Um, it was unique. I thought it was unique and had a good openness to it that sometimes other maps didn't have. Okay, there we go. What do I appreciate the least? You know what? Sometimes there were areas where it seemed like there were very few hooks, and that could be. That could just be me or my general feeling. That's my feeling. What were your main points of frustration? See previous answer. Okay, there we go. So if they look at my particular one, they'll see that, okay, next one, currently Dead by Daylight, releases one new realm and one new building in an existing realm per year.

Speaker 1:

Compared to what you would like, how would you rate the current pace of map releases? This is a good question because maybe if we all say it's too slow, they'll start making more shit. I'm going to say much too slow. I think we should get more Much too slow. Okay, now it says right here when does Okay, I agree or disagree when designing new maps, the DBD team should focus on designing new maps to add to completely new realms. Okay, so they make a new realm. Like which one should they do Make new realms or make new maps? You know what I'm going to say. I, no, I want new realms. I don't want new maps, I want, I want more varied realms. So I'm going to strongly disagree with that. I would rather have more realms with one map than more maps or more realms with several, like existing realms with several. Okay, there we go.

Speaker 2:

We need more variety what in the hell is this?

Speaker 1:

yeah, exactly okay, which of the following maps do you consider most blank in terms of gameplay balance? Oh god, this is gonna stretch me because I don't remember the exact names of them all. Oh, my god, no, it's got the, the exact names. Like, I know the realms but I don't know the fucking name. Survivor sided. Okay, let me see if I can remember the things. Cow shed, I'm gonna say cow shed, I. I know that one, I know I don't like it. I think it's survivor side. The other one is the. That's the joy, I think the, the fucking joy one. I want to apologize because I don't know them all. Um, garden of joy, I think is map number two. Map number three is gas heaven. I think those are the three, I think.

Speaker 1:

Okay, killer sided. I'm gonna say, um, okay, killer sided. Um, what the one is, the? I'm gonna say, hang on, I'm scrolling down the list here. Uh, what's the? The preschool right? Um, midwich elementary school, there we go, that's, that's probably number one for me. Um, and then the? Um, dead dog saloon to me is kind of killer sided, I don't know, but you guys.

Speaker 1:

And then, where is the? Where's the lab? Is it on here? The game? No, I don't know, I don't. I don't see the game as is being a major problem. I don't see the fucking the, the um dbd one on this list at all. Where is it?

Speaker 1:

Wreck shop, azeroth's place, ironworks and misery groaning. It's got a name, it's got some kind of other name and I don't know what the other name the underground complex. I think that's what it's called. Okay, balance. So. So which ones do I feel are balanced here? Jesus Christ, let me see Father Campbell's Chapel. I think that one's better than some Toba Landing, I feel like is okay. I've had mixed Nostromo. I've had mixed on there too. So those are going to be my three balance. I probably fucked that up to some of you guys.

Speaker 1:

All right, how satisfied or dissatisfied with you were the current system whereby when a new map is released, it has a boosted probability of appearing during a trial. I think that's fine. Do that whenever there's a new map. Give it a week or two. Okay, the boosted probability should be much less or much more. So I'm gonna say slightly more than it is now. I'm not gonna say much more.

Speaker 1:

When a new map is released, how interested would you be having a separate queue to specifically try out the new map? I'm gonna say not at all. I don't. I don't think so. Um, consider that in the new situation, matchmaking quality and matchmaking time are not affected. I'm going to say not at all. I don't. I don't like that. Okay, if a separate queue to specifically try out the new map were to be released, how likely would you to be blank? Use this queue on the day the map is released'm gonna say, if they made a separate queue, I would be likely to probably try it. Use this queue throughout the days. I'm gonna say very unlikely. Use this queue only once to say I've tried the new map. I'm gonna say that's likely. Okay, I would use it on the day of. I probably use it once.

Speaker 1:

Okay, following, we'll ask you about changes to DBD killers. Okay, match the following definitions oh, okay, so you're saying whether something is a rework, a tweak or an update. So a number change like they increase cooldown or by a few seconds, or percentage, that's a tweak. All right, changes that stay within the realm of the killer's existing abilities. I'm going to say that is a. That is an update. Is that a tweak, an update or a rework? It's an. That's a. That is an update. I'm going to say is a an update. I'm gonna say is it an update? Changes that fundamentally modify a killer's abilities? That's a rework to me. Okay, now let's see changes. Okay, please match your following labels to the correct definition a tweak? I'm gonna say that's a number change. They're asking you the same fucking questions in a different way. Okay, killer update, that was the one where it stays within the fucking thing. A rework is fundamentally modifies the killer's abilities. Okay, those are reworks.

Speaker 1:

Okay, which one do you feel is in the most in need of a tweak, of tweaking? Um, which one needs a? Which killer? Which one most needs a tweak, needs percentages changed? I'm gonna say the. The lich, because they fucked that up with all those like changing the times. An update where they like change some of the abilities but the abilities aren't completely reworked.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna say the one that that could be updated. I'm gonna say um, to make it kind of more user friendly. I would. I would say that's kind of what they're going for there. Um, I'm gonna say the. I'm gonna say the. You know what? The dark lord, I think that might be it. And then, which one do I think needs a rework, like a full tear down redo? I think that's gonna be. You know what I want to say? The pig, or even freddy, could use just a complete like do-over, um. But I also want to say the hound master could use a do-over with that fucking dog. Um, the dredge doesn't centibite, nemesis. Tw, twixter, twixter. I saw twins and trickster and I said twixter, fucking God damn it.

Speaker 1:

Um, okay, so I'm going to say the one that just needs to be torn down and redone might be the nightmare. I think Freddie needs to just be fucking done. Okay, killers, I played, played against that, that's the same fucking thing. But I don't remember what I put on the last one, so I'm just gonna. I'm gonna say the lich, I'm gonna say the update, I'm gonna say which one did? I just fucking say, I just fucking said one and I can't remember which one I put for the update. I'm gonna say houndmaster, rework freddy. Okay, same, I think that that update one wasn't saying okay, which one do?

Speaker 1:

I believe is most need of an add-on pass. They never tell you what an add-on pass is. I think an add-on pass like update the add-ons, let's do clown on both. I think clown needs his add-ons updated. It's just fucking whatever. Okay, halloween event. Did I play during the halloween event? Yes, I did play during the halloween event. Okay, how satisfied was I dissatisfied? Um, I like playing this event. I'm gonna say neutral. The event was entertaining, neutral. I had a. Oh my god, they're doing it again. I had a good time. Oh, my ladies, I didn't see you there.

Speaker 1:

Would you guys like to?

Speaker 2:

set sail on this ocean of flavor with me, I'll be your captain.

Speaker 1:

We're the following gameplay mechanics as a gameplay mechanics.

Speaker 1:

The void is a survivor I'm going to say moderately, it was okay. The void is a killer Moderately stabilizing unstable rifts slightly. I didn't think that was fucking okay. On trick-or-treat pumpkin smoke bomb slightly captured haunts moderately okay. How clear were the mechanics? Using the void crystal as a survivor? That was moderately. Using the void crystals killer moderately, it was fine.

Speaker 1:

How fun was a smoke bomb? To escape an inactive chase slightly, um, prevent a chase from starting slightly. When you used Avoid Crystal as a smoke bomb, how often did you use to stop an active chase Sometimes, prevent a chase sometimes. When Avoid Crystal was used as a smoke bomb, how easy was it to quote unquote see other players. It was hard to see it. See it navigate your way out of the smoke. It would. That was hard, but I thought that was what it was supposed to do. See the map around you. You weren't supposed to see the map around you, okay.

Speaker 1:

How would you rate the void crystal as a captured haunt? This was whenever the killer got the haunt. I thought it was useful, okay. So I'm gonna put very useful. How disruptive to your gameplay was the smoke bomb? I'm going to put slightly Captured haunt slightly. I don't know what the fuck. The theme of the haunted by daylight match is a general feeling. I'm going to say agree, it was fine, wrong.

Speaker 1:

Question 78, by the way, experience playing on the void map as a killer A considerable amount. Survivor, a moderate amount. How satisfied was I as killer? I was satisfied. Survivor, neutral. How easy or difficult was it? Navigating around the map Just right. Memorizing the layout Just right. Escaping the killer Fine. Injuring a survivor Fine. Finding a hiding spot Fine. Seeing the survivors from fine. Locating the void well, fine. Finding hooks Fine. Finding an exit Fine. Did the size of the void map affect the following activities? Navigating, memorizing, escaping, killer these were all fine, I don't care, they didn't, they weren't too hard, they weren't too easy, they were Goldilocks, just right. Okay Now, agree.

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Disagree. I had to blank Meaning, I had to. I was required to Okay In order to progress Collect void or orbs. Was I required to okay in order to progress? Collect void or orbs? Was I required to Disagree? Stabilize unstable rifts? Strongly? Disagree. I was not required to Teleport into the void Strongly. I was not required to do these things. Neutral on teleporting to chase survivors and to hook neutral. Sometimes I had to, but I was not required to. Now the next part is were you able to choose to do these things to progress? Collect void yes, I was able to choose. I was. Yes, I agree, I was able to choose all of these things. I had the ability.

Speaker 1:

Um, now the next part. It took time away from completing objectives. Completing void, uh. Collecting void orbs no, it didn't take time away. Stabilizing rifts uh, yes, slightly. Um. Depositing void orbs yes, it definitely did take time away. Uh, to escape the killer no, it didn't take time away from the objectives. To chase a little, uh, to hook them a little. Okay, bone chill event yes, I did. Oh, I'm gonna tear this shit fucking apart now. Okay, how satisfied, very dissatisfied. Agree disagree. I like this event. No, the event was entertaining. No, I had a good time. No, the event was challenging. Disagree the event was interesting. Disagree Predictable Strongly agree. Repetitive Strongly agree. Frustrating.

Speaker 2:

No it wasn't frustrating.

Speaker 1:

Fun Strongly disagree. How engaging? Not at all. General feeling it matches the general feeling of a winter game event. Notice it doesn't say Dead by Daylight, it says a winter game event, I agree. How fun was it to play with the instant snowman? Not at all, I don't give a shit. Okay, here we're getting somewhere.

Speaker 1:

2v8. Did I play 2v8? Yes, did I play it during the first iteration? Yes, I did. Okay. So they're doing the first and second one. Okay. So the November? Okay. So they're asking about the two different ones. The first one's July August, the next one's a November one, the newer one. So we'll call it part one, part two.

Speaker 1:

All right, how satisfied were you with November one? Dissatisfied, I like playing the game mode. Slightly agree, it was entertaining. Slightly, agree, I did almost have a good time. I was still dissatisfied, though, with it. Okay, which of the following survivor classes I played with in at least one match? I did play with all of them, and this is november. Killer classes I believe I did play with all of them. Um, I might not have because I did not get to play much killer.

Speaker 1:

Okay, escapists they're the ones that heal themselves. So they're going through each of the different fucking ones of the survivor, the escapist, the guide, all that shit. Escape is the one that can see the vaults heal themselves, sprint and bullshit. Okay, reveal, um was moderately useful. The team skill, which was, uh, the haste when you sprint and also giving other people a haste Um, useful, yes, it was very useful. Healing yourself without a med kit at a faster speed was very useful. Um, the active ability was silencing rush actions. That was moderately useful. Okay, the, the guide skill this was the one with all the gens. Like you know you, the, the fucking. You um, show the gens to others. You see the auras. So the reveal skill was like you, um, that you see unfinished gens. That was moderately useful.

Speaker 1:

The team skill was that they can see the one you're repairing. I felt that one was very useful because you could. You could see where you needed to go, where somebody else was to get more gens done, or they could see you and come over and help, and that helped with those cooperative challenges. Okay, um, when you complete a gen gain a 5% repair charge. It would be applied to the next one. Moderately useful, active Repair speed boost. That was very useful. Medic. Now let's go to medic. You see injured survivors, that was very useful.

Speaker 1:

Small A Granger teammates heal speed bonus Moderately useful. Unlockable skills scratch marks are suppressed and auras revealed. The teammates moderately useful um, instantly heal all survivors, uh, by 50, that's very useful. Scout the scout was very useful to me, so, um, then your faster movement speed while crouching, that was somewhat useful. Um, the faster walking speed, silencing grunts very useful. And then the see the aura of dropped and broken pallets and you could repair. I would say that was somewhat useful, not like really useful, but somewhat, somewhat Okay. Killer shadow I think both of those were very useful. He had a couple of skills. They're both useful. Um, the brute could see whenever you damage a gen. You could see people and then they could break stuff faster. And then the other killer gets a speed boost Both very useful to me. Enforcer move faster when you chase an injured survivor, um, and then the other one when a teammate injures a survivor, you see their aura Okay.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to say that was somewhat useful. The reveal, or the whenever you chase, you move faster. That was very useful. Fearmonger whenever Jen's completed, the aura of all uncaged survivors is revealed, that was very useful. And then, whenever you're unseen, you move faster, that was very useful. I I thought both of those pretty good, pretty good, all right. So next one, thinking about matchmaking, give me a hell. Yeah, thank you for asking. How interested would you be in the following clinging and survivor bots to get into a match faster.

Speaker 1:

I would moderately be interested in that, not extremely, but moderately Okay. Next one A fast track system to move up the queue by playing a couple of matches as Survivor. Okay, very, I think that's cool. You play some Survivor, you get to play Killer faster. All right, playing some matches as a Survivor while waiting for a match in a Killer queue. That's interesting, though you you would be in the queue for killer because the queue was like fucking forever long. I'm gonna say I'm extremely okay, so optional. What were your main points of? Okay, killer q times impossible. I'm putting that in all caps. Next we're on question 110.

Speaker 1:

Which of the following killers did you enjoy playing as the most? Oh, okay, I enjoy playing as the most. The oni, of course. Where is he there? He is. Enjoy playing against the most. You know what I like playing against the oni as well. I think he's a fun fucker to play against. Okay, cosmetic features that interest me the most. I'm not gonna go over all this. It's shit like sprays, outfits that change the visual effects, pets, shadow guardians that accompany you into a match. That's interesting. Lobby music oh my God, they're actually equippable. Voice lines. Survivor gestures. Oh no, please, god fucking no.

Speaker 1:

Terror radius music, custom killer powers, loading bars, scratch. Okay, this is turning into a mobile game. This is going back to what we were talking about. Okay, survivor accessories I like that. Um killer power. Visual effects same gameplay, different visuals that's fine. Scratch mark customizations I like that. Pets, maybe, uh, basement components decorations uh, basement components decorations I like that. Um, survivor gestures Fuck, no Voice lines. Maybe stash tracker on survivor outfits that's interesting. Terror radius I like that.

Speaker 1:

Custom killer powers yes, um survivor item cosmetics like toolboxes yes, um, jen modifier skins. Killer mores yes, thank God. Oh, up to three. Hang on, I'm clicking all of this shit. I can only click three of this shit. Hang on, let me go back. Okay, so I can only click moris yes, let me see what were the other ones. Pets I'm going to say pets, I like pets. And then I'm going to say the other one is custom killer powers. Okay, there we go. Next interest me the least oh, where was that one? The fucking thing with the survivor in match. Jesters, jesters, gestures, gestures. Um hook skins I don't give a shit about survivor scratch marks I don't give a shit about survivor scratch marks.

Speaker 1:

I don't give a shit about. Okay, there's my three. I do not care about. Okay, video game lore, um, so this is saying agree, disagree.

Speaker 1:

I prefer to learn about the lore over time in small pieces. Agree, um, I don't. I prefer to know about it up front to not distract. Um, neutral, I generally don't pay attention to the lore. Slightly, agree, okay, how interesting is it?

Speaker 1:

Do you find the following formats to learn about? Dvd lore text in short form, very longer form, moderately. Comic pages, slightly Podcasts, ha ha ha. Oh, dude, the podcast. Is there a podcast about the lore? Uh, you know what I'm gonna say. Very, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna say extremely, and I'm gonna start talking about lore. So they talk about this fucking podcast. You see, this is genius. In-game assets on a map. Uh, not at all, I don't give a shit. Okay, please rank the following formats that I want to see them implement A podcast. I want to see a five because I want to be the only one In-game on a map.

Speaker 1:

Four. You know what I want the podcast. If it's my podcast, I'm going to put number one Five. In-game Four, comic pages Text, short form. That's a two and then long form is a fucking three. Okay, there we go, and next let's keep going. I'm trying to go faster. Lore is an important part of dead by daylight. Uh, disagree, I look forward to recording about Lord. Disagree. I look forward to learning about Lord disagree. We've been spending time learning more disagree, uh, contributing to discussions about Lord disagree. You know what'm gonna say? My podcast. I'm gonna say I I agree because I want people to listen to this shit. Okay, where do you currently learn about lore? I don't. Uh, content creators me other, the toxic teacher, uh, and the camping them softly podcast, oh yes this is gonna get their attention.

Speaker 1:

I'm a fucking genius okay, how easy is it to unlock lore? It's just right. Unlock lore. That interests me, uh, it's okay. Um, the pace at which I unlock lore, it's, it's fine, it's just right. Okay, I enjoy completing tomes for the gameplay challenge. I'm neutral. I enjoy unlocking archives. To me, the rewards are the most important. Agree, strongly agree, I enjoy because of the gameplay challenges. Disagree Okay, when I unlock lore, I enjoy learning about the observer. Not tied to spit, I know, it's fine, I don't care. Okay, when a new character? How important is the biography? Not at all, not at all, I don't care about either one. When discovering new lore through, do I care about it? Through outfits or items? Um, neutral, neutral, how important? How does the voiceover narration contribute to your appreciation? Slightly, a tiny bit. I slightly appreciate it.

Speaker 1:

How frustrating are the following examples of slugging Okay, a survivor is downed while the killer goes after three survivors who are far away. Not at all frustrating. Two survivors are left to bleed away? Not at all. Uh, frustrating. Um, two survivors are left to bleed out. Not at all Frustrating. Three survivors are left to bleed out? Not at all Frustrating. A survivor, uh, is downed and the killer is going after three close by people. Not at all Frustrating? Not at all. There is none. Anytime a killer's downed a survivor and does not hook them immediately? Not at all. Not at all frustrating. None of them are frustrating. It is fine to slug.

Speaker 1:

Okay, how often do you feel you encounter examples of following, examples of slugging? Rarely, rarely, rarely. I'm going to say it so they don't do anything about it. Okay, yes, rarely, rarely, rarely, rarely. I don't care about any of this. I want slugging to be a thing. Okay, when you know what perks a killer is running, oh, I do not consider this. Oh my God, there was a column that said I do not consider this an example of slugging. Oh my God, I need to go back actually, because, oh no, no, this is the first column. I don't, I don't consider any of it slugging. Oh yeah, here we go. Okay, I don't consider any of this shit slugging. There is no such thing as slugging. There is no slugging in Dead by Daylight. There is only strategy, there is only learning, there is only doing what's right.

Speaker 1:

Okay, how likely is it you would recommend Dead by Daylight to a friend? A friend or an enemy? A friend, seven, it's fun. Have I recommended Dead by Daylight in the last three months. Yes, I have people at work. I've said what gender do I identify as man? What year were you born? Oh Jesus, I'm old. I have to scroll down. You know you have to scroll down more when you're old.

Speaker 1:

How would you describe my experience? Expert, I'm not going to say veteran. Do I have cross play enabled? Yes, do I have anything to share? I have played for a long time. Here we go A long time and I feel the game is somewhat stagnant.

Speaker 1:

Nothing large has changed in a great while and the small changes are not enough to keep engagement. As a content creator, I feel it's getting difficult to find things interesting to keep audiences watching stream and listening to my podcast, camping them softly. I feel like we need more radical changes and interesting changes to keep pace with other live service games. In my experience, dbd does far less than other live service games. There we go. Dbd Mobile was a better example to set, but it failed for seemingly other reasons. Okay, there we go Next.

Speaker 1:

Wow, this is at an hour. Join the playtest squad Fucking. Join the playtest squad. Register BHVR forward slash playtest. Oh, I'm going to do this right now as we are going.

Speaker 1:

I am joining the fucking play test squad. I don't even know what it is, but I'm registering for the fucking play test squad. I don't know what it means. Sign into your fucking behavior account. I don't remember which uh, which uh thing I signed in with. Uh, fucking, sign in with the play test squad. Um, available studies, no available studies.

Speaker 1:

How do I sign in? Where do I go? Uh, my schedule? What? What is this? What is it? My profile? Here we go. Uh, select avatar type. I'm going to make the Kosovo avatar. Um, is my profile type? What language would I like to proceed in English? Um, what would you like to update Contact information? Uh, what country? Usa? Uh, what state? You already know that, but I'm not going to go into it again. What time zone are you in here? Okay, there we go. Here is all of your bullshit. Save and exit. Yes, we are getting it. We are getting it. I am doing this. Update my profile again. Am, uh, I am doing this. Update my profile again. I'm going in english, not in french.

Speaker 1:

Gaming information how okay? 11 to 15 hours a week? Um, four to six days a week? How much of your play time is dedicated to playing on mobile or tablet? You know, I do a lot of that garbage. I don't know if you guys do that, I do a lot. Um, what genres do I like playing the most? Okay, I already picked. Oh, I've already filled this shit out. What? How important are the aspects when playing on console or pc time with friends and family? No, having cosmetic options very important. Embodying interesting characters moderately. Discovering new places not that important. Collecting resources very important. Solving logic-based puzzles not at all. Playing against other players very challenging myself with content moderately, I'm just going to high intensity. Gameplay is extremely very important.

Speaker 1:

Uh. Developing organized ways to manage resources uh, moderately increasing level gear stats very important. Designing, planning and building things very uh. Sharing creations not at all. Destroying things and creating mayhem extremely important. Testing my mind very. Working with other players on the team not at all, but not that important. Uh, testing my reflexes not at all important. Immersing myself in unique story and lore not that important. Finishing every mission not at all important. Continue, okay. Um, how important are following aspects? This is the same fucking thing. It's the exact same fucking thing. Why is it asking me twice? I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Uh, playtesting what am I interested in playtesting? Uh, dead by daylight, blight, survival, pc uh. Mobile, yes. Console or pc uh, yes, okay.

Speaker 1:

When playing games on console or pc, which of the following game modes do you play single player? Uh, please select only one. Online pvp is what I play the most. Okay, keep going. Um skill level veteran uh, not expert.

Speaker 1:

Um, horror video games I enjoy them, but it's not one of my favorite genres, that is true. Uh, I much prefer killer. I'm going quickly because I have to go. What types of horror games do you enjoy? Co-op action horror uh, I do like co-op horror shooters, um, and then, uh, survival crafting is okay too.

Speaker 1:

Um, next, select, save and exit. I'm selecting save and exit. Um, now add a family member. No, um, go to my behavior account. Yes, um, reward offer Update your marketing and communication to get some stuff. I agree to behavior using my in-game data. Now, I get shit because I let them use all my fucking data.

Speaker 1:

All right, jesus, fucking Christ, game library Where's my game library? There it is. What is Flippin' Misfits? What is what the fog? Is there a game called what the Fog? What is this shit? Play what the Fog for free. Um, link your gaming account. Yes, there's my Steam key. Okay, I got a new game out of this. I had no idea. Had no fucking idea. Okay, that's it Fucking. I'm done, guys, next week we'll do.

Speaker 1:

Where the fuck are the viewers from? Real quick though I'm going to thank you guys. We're at episode 38. I do. I don't want to forget some of the new viewers and the returning viewers. I call you viewers even though you're listening, because some of you actually get on the YouTube and listen. So let me go. Let me talk to some of you guys on the locations. Let me go to my locations tab.

Speaker 1:

By the way, last episode. I'm going to go to the most recent one Palatine. Palatine, illinois, thank you. We got another Asian here, jesus Christ.

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Thank you, asian for listening to this from Taipei. Thank you, leeds. Thank you, asian for listening to this from Taipei. Thank you, leeds. Thank you, gilbert, arizona. Thank you, I think you've been by Greensboro, abbotsford. Thank you for coming by Wakefield.

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In Wakefield, muskogee, you're back again. Go the fuck away. I don't care. I don't want to see you downloading the next one Stockholm, sweden. You're always here, you never leave me and I love you for it.

Speaker 1:

Newark, delaware, you have been here from the very fucking beginning. Almost I don't know, but you're one of the number one. By the way, guys, we still have a complete tie in the most downloaded city for camping them softly. We have a complete fucking tie. That was not the right sound, I pressed the wrong button. We have a complete tie between Pittsburgh and Dublin and then in third place, going way up the chain, is Muskogee, oklahoma. Willie Nelson must be listening here. Newark, delaware you were at the top. Parsons, you've always been In like the top 7, 8. Thank you, la La La Land. Thank you, philadelphia, you were up there. You slipped a little bit. Mitchum, frankfurt. You're always up at the top. You're some of my best foreigners and I love you for it, regina. Regina's fun to say I love. Next week, regina, we should talk about Regina sometime on camera We'll talk about all different Regina's.

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Oh, jesus Christ, what the fuck. Hey, there we go. Regina Gotta, give him that huck too and spit on that thing. China, gotta give him that huck too and spit on that thing. Jesus Fuck, where is this going? Okay With that, guys. I think that's it, satan. Hot Sauce Robinson. Nikki is strangely absent this week. I didn't even have fucking time, but we got time for Satan. We always have time for Satan. Satan, what that's the wrong fucking sound.

Speaker 2:

I'm done. Get the fuck out. I'm wrong, fucking sound. So get the fuck out of the gun next time. First episode of the new year, we'll be back next fucking month. What year? Who remembers the episode of baby, that's lovely bye.

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Speaker 2:

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