Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

Dead by Daylight Chaos Shuffle Stupidity, Survivor Rants & a Trip to Little Josh’s Catfish House! Ep. 41

• ToxicTeacherTTV • Season 1 • Episode 41

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Some Dead by Daylight talk, but a lot of other crap.

Festivities include:

  1. 1 Record-Breaking Moment: We celebrate our fastest downloaded episode ever—thanks to you, our loyal listeners!
  2. 4 Flashlight Fiascos: A wild rant on how Chaos Shuffle’s quartet of flashlights leaves killers completely exposed.
  3. 3 Killer Insights: Deep-diving into match-making mysteries and survivor perk conspiracies (with a special focus on Kindred’s puzzling impact).
  4. 2 Must-Visit Spots in Parsons, Tennessee: An on-the-fly tour of Little Josh's Catfish House and the local gems that make this town unique.
  5. A Classic Survivor Rant: Enjoy our infamous "Survivors Saying Stupid Sh*t" segment, dishing out the raw truth about DBD gameplay.

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Speaker 1:

You know what we have to do, husband is we've got to plan our next fucking trip to little Josh's catfish house.

Speaker 2:

Camping them softly. Making stacks, dropping, fucking facts, toxic teacher. Camping them softly.

Speaker 1:

Oh, there he is. Everybody. It is me. It is me the host of Camping them Softly. You're here with again me, the toxic teacher.

Speaker 1:

Everybody, thank you for coming by. This is episode. Oh God, what episode was it? I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think Are we at 41? We're at 41, right, 41, I believe, I believe. Let me check. Well, I, I gotta check now, because I never know. I never know, I forget from one to the next where we are. Yes, yes, yes, it does look like we are in fact at 41. All right, all right. So, um, thank you to all the new people coming by. We are actually. We've got a cool little thing, is it a thing? It's a thing. We have broken.

Speaker 1:

Yet another record for the show, personally, is that the last episode, the Finding New Challenges, episode number 40, we gundied it. We are now 40 years old, and guess what? I don't have my sound ready, or else I would have played it. I'm a man, I'm 40. I don't have it, but that would have been great had I had it. What I mean to say, though, is that the most recent episode is actually the fastest downloaded episode that we have had since we started, and you know what. I'm extremely, extremely proud of that and I owe it to you guys. I mean, I couldn't do it without you guys. We've been on a little over a year and I'm incredibly thankful for that, so I just want you guys to give yourself a little, give me a hell yeah.

Speaker 1:

What? Because you guys, to give yourself a little, give me a hell. Yeah, because you guys deserve it, man, you deserve it. Well, the killer mains deserve it, you, you survivor mains. Obviously you don't deserve it. Uh, you, you can hear one of them there in the background. So, anyway, guys, um, thanks again for coming by.

Speaker 1:

If you are new, this is Camping them Softly, a Dead by Daylight podcast, where we sometimes talk about dead by daylight. We sometimes talk about random bullshit, I think last week I accidentally insinuated that that Steve Jobs is in hell, and that was totally unintentional and Satan found that pretty funny. So, yeah, that was an awkward moment, not my greatest, not my finest moment. It was a moment. It wasn't the best, but it was a moment. So we've got a little bit. We have a little bit to talk about. We don't have a moment. So we've got a little bit. We have a little bit to talk about. We don't have a lot, we don't have a ton, but we have enough. I guess, so to speak, we are in the middle. Dead by Daylight. Wise.

Speaker 1:

Actually, should we go straight into Dead by Daylight? I feel like we might need to go straight into Dead by Daylight, and you know what that means. I hope you know what it means. Whenever we have to talk about Dead by Daylight, is that we have probably a song for that. I would assume. Right, don't we? I don't know if this is the good one, but we're going to find out. Is this it? Is this it? I don't know if this is a good one, but we're gonna find out. Is this it? Is this it?

Speaker 2:

I don't I don't know if this is a good one. There it is. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, we're, we're ready for the news.

Speaker 1:

The dead by daylight. Shit, dude. This is such a good song I can't get over. I can't get over what I am capable of. And you know what I'm gonna do. I'm actually I want to remix this as we speak. I am going to remix this song into 80s old school rap Aggressive, Funky. I don't know why aggressive and funky don't go together. But Survivors complaining Killers saying what the hell, by daylight, it is your cell really right Fucking news. That's toxic, anyway. So let me turn the shit down. Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1:

This is how do I turn that down? How do I turn that down? Shut the fuck up. Okay, there we go, there we go. So we've got we've got a little bit of news to cover.

Speaker 1:

We are in the middle of chaos shuffle and you know that's the big event. It's probably one of the events that I like more than the others. Uh, I think there are some really good events and then there are some really bad events. Um, I'm trying to think of the one that I just hated. The winter event was was totally underwhelming me. The, um, the what is it? The? The lights out was okay. The halloween one was okay. I would give that one. It was above the the, it was above lights out, but below chaos shovel. This week, on camping them softly, he ranks every single fucking event. My little was up there. It was about in the same range, but anyway, chaos shovel.

Speaker 1:

I have a bone to pick and this isn't really news, but this is news for me because I have outlost my fucking mind with this group of survivors. Okay, and this was on stream, so I've got it all. I have video evidence that this happened, and it was yesterday actually, which would have been the 24th, I think. Now, here's what happened, okay, and let's think about this, let's think about this In Chaos Shuffle, the killers a lot of times don't have defensive tactics that they normally would. Right, because if you are going against and in my fucking case I was going against four fucking flashlights and one of them was a TTV okay, and I fucking hate them. Yes, thank you that.

Speaker 2:

yes, the TTV what in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 1:

so, anyway, I know it's gonna be a long ass fucking match, and it does not occur to me until I see those flashlights that like, oh shit, we're in chaos, shuffle and I have absolutely no, no defense against these flashlights, whereas normally you would, as a killer, right Like, if you see something like that, you can do something about it. You can carry multiple perks that would help you against a team that's repeatedly blinding you. So I realized that they're probably doing this on purpose, for the reason that killers cannot fight back in this case like they normally could. So this is obviously what are you going to do? What do you do? In this case? You got to give them that hawk poo and spit on that thing. That's not what you're supposed to do. So what we're doing? Oh, there, I found the fucking sound. Is this it? It didn't play sound. Is this it? It didn't play. Oh, my god, it didn't play. I thought it was gonna play. What? Why the fuck not hang on? Hang on, it should have played, I thought I. I thought I had the man. I'm a man, I'm 40, sound ready, but apparently not. Okay, well, that didn't work anywho. So the the gloves come off.

Speaker 1:

At that point I realize. I'm just gonna have to, I'm gonna have to beat the shit out of these people, right, I'm not gonna take this garbage. So here's what happens they, I get, I get one down. You know, as soon as you get it down, there's's going to be four or three survivors right up your ass, right as soon as you down somebody. They're going to be there waiting somewhere. And this is advice to you killer mains out there or you new killers out there. I guess If you're a killer main, you already know what I'm talking about. But if you see someone come into your lobby with a flashlight or especially in this fucking case where you got four people with flashlights you know, when you down somebody, there's going to be at least one person on your ass somewhere hiding behind a car, hiding behind a rock, hiding behind something, and they're going to be ready. That survivor main is going to be ready to jump out as soon as you pick up the, the, uh, the survivor that you've just downed, right.

Speaker 1:

So with that in mind, I am, you know, I down somebody. Go around, find somebody, smack them, boom, they go. This happens over and over again. Smack them, smack them, smack them. They're getting their people up. I'm smacking them, I start going for the hooks at that point. Whenever I've got them all injured, I'm death slinger and I'm hitting probably 70% of my shots. I'm actually doing pretty well as far as shot accuracy goes. Now there comes a point at which I just end up slugging three of them and I say you know what, you know what? But I start getting existential here.

Speaker 1:

These guys purposely brought four flashlights because they knew that the killers had absolutely no defense against these four flashlights. Right now, this is whenever you have a have a decision to make. You have a very important decision that you've got to make. And guess what decision I made? I'm gonna fucking slug four survivors and let them bleed the fuck out, gotcha, bitch and uh. So that's what happens that we sit there for fucking. How long is it that that it happens? It happens for like five minutes or six minutes, I don't remember how long it takes for survivors to bleed out. I should have counted, but I didn't and it was. Yeah, it was just me doing that. I was breaking pallets, I was walking around the map, I was getting my blood points. However, I could, while they were just laying there, two of them quit the TTV and I guess the TTV's best friend just fucking quit, and then the other two, they bleed out and then boom, that's it.

Speaker 1:

Now one of them comes into or in the end game chat. I guess it's one of the ones that didn't quit. Very upset, very upset. Slugging scum right Said you are slugging, fucking scum. What in the hell is this crap? Now I would, I would strongly disagree with this, because you're the scum that brings four fucking flashlights into the match. How are you, who are you? Who do you fucking think you are to come in and tell me, like what, how I'm supposed to play this fucking game? I can do what I want and you can't tell me what to do, right, right, and why did my sound not play? My sound didn't play. I had a sound to play and it didn't play. Oh, that well, that one wasn't supposed to. Okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

So let me okay.

Speaker 1:

Satan is upset or happy or whatever, so anyway this guy is saying you're fucking slugging scum.

Speaker 1:

And I say you're fucking scum for bringing four flashlights. His response is well, I didn't use mine. Why are my sounds not playing? I had a good sound queued up. It's not even fucking playing. Why is that one playing? That's not even. Why is this one what? No, no, I've to push the buttons. Shit's going crazy. Hey, I think I got the one working, though, god damn it, I didn't get it Anywho.

Speaker 1:

So he says he didn't get to use this. No, fucking no shit. You didn't get to use yours because I slugged you guys out. He was saying well, I didn't get to blind you, so you shouldn't have slugged me. Well, there's a reason. You didn't get to you, fucking shit. So, anyway, we go back and forth. I start calling him sluggy mcslugface. I say welcome to the slugfest, hallelujah, like that.

Speaker 1:

One song I don't remember is one of my theme songs. The guy says welcome to the slug fest, hallelujah, basement trap set just to screw you. And that was one of my favorite lines of any AI song that I've ever been. I mean, that's just, I have got the best fucking shit anyway, okay, so that's that he, he and I go back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth and there, there's forth and there's no. You know, there's no resolution. This is dead by daylight, right? We're going to argue all fucking day long. He's going to be survivor man and I'm going to be the intelligent person in the room, and it's going to go on that way until the end of time. So that was that. That was the big chaos, shuffle drama, which is not much drama. We know that's not a lot, but we'll take what we can get in terms of drama. Now, another piece of drama I found as I was perusing was on the DVD forums and I don't know if you, uh, if you remember, we had a segment a while back that we have not had in a while. And you notice, I'm trying to talk a little. I'm trying to slow the cadence down a little bit, because I know I talk 90 to nothing. 90% of what I say is curse words. So we're trying to slow it down. You know what I mean. Does that make sense? Does that make fucking sense? Like what is wrong with this guy? So we had a segment and it's one of the better segments. It's one of the segments that gets us more downloads. It gets us more attention because people like it than some of the other stuff we do. They are far more interested in this.

Speaker 1:

It's called Survivors Saying Stupid Shit, and I have a song for it. If I can fucking find it, here is this. It Is this it? That's not it. Where is it? No, no, that's, that's a good one, but that's not fucking it. What, what? The fog is thick. No, that's not it, that's good. Where is it? Where is it? I thought I had it. I thought I had it fucking ready. Oh, it was a oh shit. It was a different. It was called something else. Survivors saying Hang on, I can find it. No, that's not it. Is this it? I think this is. Hang on Is this it?

Speaker 2:

I think this is Hang on. Is this it Uh?

Speaker 5:

Uh, I guess this is it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, this was it.

Speaker 1:

Survivor said stupid shit. Uh yeah, this was it. Survivor State stupid shit. This wasn't the best one, but it was close. There was one about Dwight hiding in a bush or something like that. Hang on.

Speaker 7:

Let me search up Dwight. Another Dwight in the lobby Is this it.

Speaker 2:

Dwight's in the lobby.

Speaker 5:

Is this? It Dwight's in the corner, is this?

Speaker 1:

it. I don't remember even making this.

Speaker 5:

I don't remember this fucking song.

Speaker 2:

This is good. Those generators with white tripped over, sending us straight to fairytale open. We survive this nightmare probable we'll keep widening, no matter how it scouts oh wow, okay, I'll take it.

Speaker 1:

No, this was it. No, it wasn't.

Speaker 5:

See, I'm just, I'm playing random shit is this it no, this one's it, you and me sitting by the hook talking survival lore let's, oh no that was a different one.

Speaker 1:

That's a fucking no this one's it.

Speaker 5:

Oh no, that was a different one.

Speaker 1:

That's a fucking different one. Whenever we go into Survivor, lore, okay, sorry, sorry, no, anyway, we got Survivor saying stupid shit. I apologize, god who? Is this fucking?

Speaker 1:

host here. He doesn't even have his shit together. So here it is. Here it is. There was a post on the DVD forums, the official DVD forums. You know we go everywhere. We go to the Facebook, we go to the subreddit, we go to the fucking. I'll stand out in the fucking street and listen to people talk about Dead by Daylight, okay, so find a forum post, the title of this forum post. Let me tell you the. The title of this thing is, and you know it's. You know it's going to unleash survivor bullshit as soon as you hear it. Okay, it is.

Speaker 1:

Do you have any DBD conspiracy theories? I pushed the fucking button. No, I pushed the fucking. No, I pushed the fucking button. I think I know what happened. I accidentally converted some of my sounds to WAV files from MP4s and I didn't update the fucking the path on the board here, so I fucked myself over, anyway. So do you have any DBD conspiracy theories? And I think you know I'm not a conspiracy guy. I don't know if you're a conspiracy guy. I'm not a conspiracy guy Usually, usually usually, everything in the universe goes by.

Speaker 1:

Nikki, he comes out of nowhere. Okay, I'm a conspiracy guy. He comes out of fucking nowhere. Um, any who? I am not normally a conspiracy guy. That's what I was trying to say, that it just usually whatever the simplest explanation is is usually the best one. Right Now, sometimes that might not be the case, but 99% of the time it is, at least in my opinion. Now, people enjoy conspiracy theories. You might enjoy them because they're fun, right, but they're generally bullshit 99 of the time. Now let's go into and I was thinking here is that whenever you have these conspiracy theories, I was like this got to be a lot of survivors. I haven't listened or I haven't read all of them, so I'm not sure if they're all survivors, but I, I that's going to be my guess and I've got our survivor main friend here, shut the fuck up, bill.

Speaker 1:

I've got our survivor main friend, bill, here. He's gonna, he's gonna tell us what his two uh, his two conspiracies are. Bill, are you there, bill, bill.

Speaker 6:

Bill, I will share two of mine. Okay, lights Out 2.0 was a secret user test by BHVR to check how the community felt about increasing the anti-face camp radius.

Speaker 1:

What? Okay, hang on a second, hold on a second. Let me think about this, because I haven't read it all the way through. I wanted to go in cold, okay, because't read it all the way through. I wanted to go in cold, okay, because I knew it was a survivor main. I just saw the beginning and maybe he's not, but I could be wrong. Okay, let's think about this. It's to increase the anti-face camp radius, but why? I don't understand how that would even be a thing. How would Lights Out 2.0 affect the anti? I can't even think of why, but let Okay, bill is going to explain it because you know he's a survivor man. So, bill, go ahead, tell us more about this theory.

Speaker 6:

My perception is that barely anyone seemed to play the mode both in V1.0 and V2.0.

Speaker 1:

I don't know that that's true, that barely anyone played it. It seemed pretty healthy to me I don't know about you guys, because I didn't experience the long-ass queue times I did on other modes. But then again, like, were you supposed to experience long queue times? Do do long queue times equal not a lot of people playing, you know what I mean? Because it could be the, the who is playing, because 2va probably had a shitload of people playing, but they were all lumped on one side to the point where if you were trying to play killer, good fucking luck, it was almost impossible okay.

Speaker 1:

So, uh, bill, keep going here, but I don't know why. Why does nobody playing it? I can't, I can't put these pieces together. This puzzle is confusing fucking enough that who knows okay bill.

Speaker 6:

It does not make sense to me why they would bring it back unless they wanted to test our reaction somehow.

Speaker 1:

Okay. So he's saying nobody played it, so why even bring it back? Now Chaos Shuffle is back, but then again people seem to like Chaos Shuffle. I didn't like Lights Out as much. It did not, though it did not, at least to me, seem to get as much hate as some of the other modes. Even 2v8, to me, got more hate than lights out. I could be wrong. I could be wrong this week on camping them softly toxic. Admits that he might be wrong. He's probably not fucking wrong, but he'll admit that he might be.

Speaker 1:

So I don't see it. I just don't see the connection that Bill is trying to make. Bill, please elucidate us. You notice I'm using big language. I'm in a big language mood today, fuckers, and I push a sound and it's fucking. It's one of the MP4s. It's not okay, fucking shit. I'm going to have to spend 45 minutes for the next stream trying to get all these sounds right. Okay, bill, bill.

Speaker 6:

On some level Dead by Daylight, secretly matches you based on the perks you have selected when you initiate matchmaking.

Speaker 1:

Okay, what the fuck is he talking about?

Speaker 1:

here, this is the first fucking. Is this real? Is this person real right now? Because this is not a thing. Can somebody tell me? Is that a thing? He says they matchmake you based on the perks whenever you start the match. I have never once heard that in my life. I have never fucking. I um, okay, I don't even know. I don't. I don't have a good, I don't have a good answer for this, because I've never fucking heard this before, because I've never fucking heard this before, that that would even be a thing. Okay, well, let's keep trying here and see if this goes anywhere.

Speaker 1:

What Is that? It secretly matches you based on your perks, like. It matches you how Like. In what sense does it match you? How like, in what sense does it match you? It matches you because of like I. It matches you because it wants to match you based on people that have similar perks. Or does it match you against a killer, like a killer that um has like perks that counter you, like what I? I can't, I I cannot put two and two together on this. I okay this. This is left field.

Speaker 6:

This is left fucking field, okay bill and nobody has caught on to this yet, and nobody except for bill, obviously.

Speaker 1:

This is where bill, this, this survivor main, is going to end up on the top of a fucking university clock tower with a gun because of this.

Speaker 6:

Jesus Christ, you cannot convince me otherwise. I'm sure I can't convince you otherwise. When I play normal DBD, barely anyone runs Kindred. It's not that popular of a perk, okay. So okay.

Speaker 1:

So when? Okay, now, let's okay. Okay, let's stop here, let's. I, like I said I have not read this, but what I want to do is we're going to find out. Okay, let's fact check, like we're a fucking news organization. Let's check if Kindred is a perk that's not run very much. Okay, like I want, I want to see this. We're going to fucking find out how. How often is this perk used? Okay, so let's go over here. We're going to learn something I'm going to teach you. I'm going to feed you baby birds. Order by picker no, these are survivors. I want the. I want the perks. How do I get to the perks? By the way, did you know the most picked uh survivor is? Get this. I did. I never looked at this to see who the most picked survivor was. The most big survivor is fucking sable ward now, which is followed by nia, which is cool. But then you got fucking. Number three is fang min, and then you got uh kate, and you've got yui, and then let me scroll down. I'm actually having fun with this now mckayla reed uh, fucking meg thomas having fun with

Speaker 1:

this now. Michaela Reid. Yeah, that's okay. Hang on, I gotta get more. Fucking. Laura Croft oh, this is good, claude. It. Dwight. Ada Wong. Oh, shit, shit, I accidentally hit it twice. Okay, there's ace right there.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so we're at number what? What is that fucking number like? 10, 11, 12. Now see, I'm curious as to who the least played survivor is. I've never actually checked this before. Okay, so we're going down.

Speaker 1:

Hang on, let me check the numbers. That was one. Two. Fang is three. Kate is four. Ue is five, mckayla six. Meg is seven. Eight is laura croft. Nine is claudette. 10 is dwight. 11 is ada. 12 is ace. Okay, 13 is, uh, tori kane. She's, she's cool, I dig her. I'm fine with her.

Speaker 1:

Next one, dude, what did I say it was 12 was ace. I think I said 12 was ace, so that makes 13, tori Kane. 14, cheryl Mason. I really don't care. That's one that I do not feel strongly one way or another about the next one up, number 15, I'm just making the numbers up.

Speaker 1:

I cannot remember who was what at this point. Is Leon Kennedy for President Ava? This is almost like college. Now it's college football. And then number 17,. 15, 16, 17,. I don't know, is Jill Valentineentine. You know what, though hang on, I I take that back because most jills are not that bad, like as as a whenever I'm playing in solo queue or whenever I'm playing, you know, as a killer, I don't have a problem with uh jills, that's. It's not that big of a deal. The next one is Trevor Belmont. Okay, and then. So Trevor's only used 2% of the time. I'm gonna go down the list a little bit faster now, because this wasn't, this wasn't my goal, but I'm just curious. So you have Yunjin, you have David, you have Steve. Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkel and a clean pair of shorts.

Speaker 1:

Okay, steve, there we go. Uh, felix, uh, I don't care about vittoria. Uh, jake park, zarina, renato, nancy wheeler wow, she's way down there. I feel like I face her more than that, but I could. I could be totally wrong. Rebecca chambers is she from? Yeah, she's from silent hill. Bill alan wake, nicholas Cage and this is strange Adam Francis is below.

Speaker 2:

Nicholas.

Speaker 1:

Cage. I thought for sure that Adam would be more played than Nicholas Cage. I don't know why. I don't know why. Below Adam going down the list is Thelita Jane, elodie, and then my boy, jeff Johansson.

Speaker 2:

Gotta give him that hawk poo and spit on that thing. Oh geez.

Speaker 1:

And now we're kind of getting at the bottom here. Under Jeff is Ellen Ripley the fucking D&D people Laurie. And then under Laurie remember, laurie's only got two skins. Under Laurie is Gabriel Soma Quentin and then Ash Ash Williams, hattie Tap, detective Tap, which is true, I rarely ever see Tap.

Speaker 1:

I see him once in a blue moon. It says right here he has played according to nightlight because, remember, nightlight is is the best thing we've got. He has played in less than one percent of all matches, so you should see him. If this number is accurate, you'll see him. You know, one out of every hundred fucking matches. So that that's uh, I find that very interesting, very interesting. Okay, so who is even lower than Tap would be Yoichi. I think that's right. Yoichi, yuichi, yuichi, ashikawa, ashikawa. I don't know, I've never actually, I think I've used him just to get his teachables and that was it.

Speaker 1:

And then the very last, that makes Jonah Vasquez the very least used survivor, which I find interesting. I did not, I would not have guessed that. But this is over the past 28 days. This is not, uh, you know the newest uh information, or this is not the most comprehensive. It's not official whatsoever. So, anyway, that's that. But what we need to do is we need to check on this fucking uh, kindred, that's what we were looking at, right, was the. We wanted to know is this fucking guy, does he know what he's talking about? He said kindred's very rarely ever used and there are how many perks in the game? How many fucking survivor perks are in dbd? How many serve perks are in? Hang on, oh, shut the fuck up real quick, hang on. I'll ask the fucking ai on my phone here. Um should be able to tell me, turn up the volume, pump up the gym. Hello. Uh, you're currently on my podcast camping them softly and we have a question for you in the game, dead by daylight, how many different unique survivor perks are there?

Speaker 4:

all right, let's get into this dead by daylight question to figure out exactly how many unique survivor perks there are we need to?

Speaker 3:

check the in-game store or look at a really up-to-date online database, your numbers can change a bit with new updates and stuff.

Speaker 4:

Do you have a specific update patch in mind? Yes, 8.5.0 please all right, let's get into this dead by daylight question to figure out exactly how many? Keep going all right, let's get into this dead by daylight question to figure out exactly how many unique survivor perks there are. We'd need to check the in-game store.

Speaker 1:

Oh my god no, like you can't even fucking. This is ai has failed us. How many survivor perks are there? Uh, just fucking google it 276, including 14 universal. Okay, so remember there are 276 perks, so that's going to give us what we need right there. I just needed to know how many there were. Okay, so Kindred would be on this list. Kindred is used 7% of the time, which would make it 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. That's the 14th most used perk in the fucking game. So this guy's a fucking moron. What in the hell is this crap? And that's exactly like that's. Fucking. See, right there, that's what I'm saying. All you got to do is a quick fact check. You got to go off topic and check some survivor stats and then, boom, you've got your answer. That's why we fact check here. So you're a fucking dumbass, bill, but please keep going.

Speaker 6:

When I play Kindred, suddenly everyone on the entire planet is running Kindred.

Speaker 1:

Most of the people on the planet are running fucking Kindred because it's the 14th perk 14th, most used in the game, which makes it like what top 10?

Speaker 6:

I am being serious, I know you are.

Speaker 1:

The game must recognize Seriously, fucking stupid.

Speaker 6:

Recognize that I have Kindred and then pair me with other people who have the perk intentionally.

Speaker 1:

No, it doesn't you fucking dumb because to be the 14th most used perk that's like top five percent fucking stupid.

Speaker 6:

Who is upset at playing solo queue? Survivor is just to run kindred because it fixes matchmaking and pairs you with survivors that are also running. Oh my god games feel way different? No, they don't. If you don't believe me, test it for yourself. Track 10 games, with and without kindred, in your you know what?

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna take that fucking. I'm gonna take that fucking bet. How does that sound? Hang on. No, that's actually a good fucking idea. Is that I'm going to take that and I'm going to run with it. Let me put it on my notes of fucking DVD shit I got to do. Hang on, let me go into my fucking Google keep here, the toxic Google keep, and I'm going to put stuff to do in D, b, d and I'm going to put my little check box here and I'm going to put run, uh, run, 10 games. It's 10 games without kindred and 10 games with kindred, right, okay, so we're going to see what the difference is whenever you run or whenever you don't run, kindred, so that that's going to give us exactly oh, my god, this is not okay, okay, anyway. So that's the idea. That's the idea. Um, let me see what's next here. I want to check the. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go down and I'm gonna check the comments on this to see these fucking idiots that agree, all right, so, uh, here, do you have any conspiracy theories? All right, here we go. You got first guy. That's funny because I had the idea about the matchmaking being influenced by perks the other day because I was experimenting with Perks.

Speaker 1:

This is fucking dumb Like why Somebody just posted the fucking X-Files theme song on here. This is getting out of fucking control. Oh my God, what in the hell is this crap? Okay, hang on. The game's spaghetti code's so bad. Many changes are impossible to implement. That's why, seeing your teammates' Per teammates perks before match has not been added, the devs likely tried and it broke the entire game. Okay, that's. It says if you're in a lobby with three or four med kits, hang on. Okay, let's think about this one. If you're in a lobby with three or four med kits and the killer came to the lobby after the survivors, or if the killer dodged the lobby and was replaced, you should dodge the lobby as well. The game might be giving you a plague. What in the living fuck is happening here? These survivor main this is almost beyond what we've seen, guys in this survivor main. Neurosis Like this is alpha tier. Like this is top level survivor bullshit the likes of which we have not seen before.

Speaker 3:

Now the next one.

Speaker 1:

I think the game starts forcing you on terrible maps for your killer if you win too much. I've noticed I get a lot of indoor maps when I play Hillbilly Huntress or Wesker. Now see, that's a rare killer. Main making an incorrect point. That doesn't happen very often, but it happened here. That doesn't happen very, very often, but it happened here and I'm going to. I'm going to forgive that. I will forgive it. Um, let me see here, swap your med kit for something else. Yeah, no, fucking way. Okay here.

Speaker 3:

Oh no, is this?

Speaker 1:

the same guy from the other day. Remember we had that episode. Do you remember we had the episode where the psychologist was discussing dead by daylight? I need to actually put that on the YouTube page, um, but anyway. So it says right here my conspiracy theory deep. Actually, let me get a British guy to say this it's going to sound a lot smarter if it comes from rather than my like redneck fucking, like mush mouth, if it came from a, uh, from a nice gentleman. You know what I mean. Where, where is he? Where is he? Uh, asher, british douche, that's what I called him. I totally forgot about that, that. I called him that. Okay, here we go. British douche, we need a british douche my conspiracy theory.

Speaker 3:

Dbd isn't a game. It's a psychological experiment testing how we all behave okay.

Speaker 1:

So dbd is not a game, it's psychological. It's all an experiment developed probably by the government, maybe the chinese, maybe the russians, maybe fucking. And what's his name?

Speaker 3:

mario luigi uh kip leone, or whatever group survivors that the only thing that matters is their personal survival. Okay, but don't tell them that the only way they can accomplish this is by working together. Okay, see how the player base evolves. Do they inherently develop camaraderie and empathy for their fellow players? Usually no. Do they sacrifice for each other? Sometimes Does antagonism develop between the survivor and killer communities.

Speaker 1:

Yes, but it's not the killer's fucking fault, it's those survivor mains.

Speaker 2:

Am.

Speaker 1:

I right killers. You know I'm fucking right. You know I'm fucking right. Okay, uh, british douche, keep going, earl gray the t-tyrant also with with things like sweatiness.

Speaker 3:

Oh, we'll put obviously broken things into the game and see whether the community just self-policies the behavior polices, not policies.

Speaker 1:

Oh, the guy typed policies.

Speaker 3:

I was like I thought the ai voice got it wrong, but it was yeah, and of course don't give either side a win condition and see if they just create one on their own.

Speaker 1:

This is a very interesting conspiracy, British douche.

Speaker 3:

We're all test subjects and the paper they were going to write got delayed because the game became very popular.

Speaker 1:

My conspiracy paper they were going to write got delayed because the game became very popular. My conspiracy, that's actually. That's actually a pretty good conspiracy theory. I'm gonna give it to the british douche that that I actually like that one. That one's pretty cool. Very good british douche. All right, so what's it? What's the next one? What's the?

Speaker 1:

Or more sinister, the entity is a real thing that manifests itself through the game. By making people think about it, it becomes real and it feeds off emotions, and we all know how emotional some people get when they play this fucking game. Those who become addicted to the game are literally trapped by the entity, doomed to hold M1 and get sacrificed for eternity and make forum posts about tunneling. I told you this is fucking it. This is it. This guy has got it. They were in the thrills of the entity and that's why they make all these forum posts about fucking tunneling. I am the one. I am the one to get us out of this bullshit and that's why I'm working on a fucking rock opera where an evil priest summons me from the fucking depths of hell. Like, I sound like a fucking maniac whenever I say that too, but but it's true, I am working on it and I think you guys heard part of it. I don't. I don't know if you did, but any, any, who? Where? Where is it? Is it right here? Is this it?

Speaker 2:

Oh, brothers and sisters, he has arrived.

Speaker 7:

He's the man, the myth the bald-headed god of chaos.

Speaker 6:

Yes, raise your voices for the toxic teacher.

Speaker 2:

Yes, can't beat them softly. Hear the name? Yes, can't beat them softly. He runs the game. Yes, he built the pyramids with his mighty hands. Dude, this is fucking bad. Yes, dude, this is fucking bad. This is why the survivors are stuck in the thralls of the entity. And I'm here to. I'm here to I don't know what. Take over the world.

Speaker 1:

Yes, okay. Anyway, dude, this is fucking cry. Yes, the toxic nature broadcast on high. Dude, this is fucking sweet. The toxic rain of terror begins. Yes, once he starts to care, he always wins. Okay, anyway, that was that Now. So that was the survivors saying stupid, fucking shit, and we've got to see ourselves out with this. See, I'm gonna get all these songs to where I've got them queued up, and then it's gonna be fucking boom, nailed it. That that's what it's gonna be. You guys are gonna be like man, he has got it. Now, here we go. This is a, this is another.

Speaker 5:

Yes, they are.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 5:

It is.

Speaker 1:

See, this is it man.

Speaker 2:

Stupid shit, bitch Stupid shit. All good. Stupid shit, bitch Stupid shit.

Speaker 5:

Oh dude.

Speaker 2:

Entities meat machine Meat machine, I love it. Hey, stupid shit, this is so good, this is freaking it.

Speaker 1:

fuck our perks, we wanna break. Oh, cry me a river, it's blood that I take. Yes, yes dude, we got a fucking guitar solo. Dude, we got a fucking guitar solo. Stupid shit yes.

Speaker 2:

Give me another.

Speaker 1:

Yes, oh God, yes, yes, stupid shit. Okay, there we go. That was sweet. That was a fucking sweet-ass song. All right, so that is it for the Survivor saying stupid shit. That's it for the toxic news. Now we're at 45 minutes. I've got the one more segment, my favorite segment that I know, you guys, either Either people tune in for this segment or they tune out because of the segment, and I'm not sure which one it is, but I do it fucking anyway, because this segment deserves to be done. And guess what? I've got the button to push for this one. See, I got a song, man, this is our Brown Jamesy, texas Lanndale. Yes, we got a little Georgia. Here we go.

Speaker 5:

Where the fuck are the viewers from? Yes, yes, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom boom boom.

Speaker 1:

Where are the? Where the fuck are the viewers from.

Speaker 1:

They are. They're always blowing shit up. Germany, boom, nailed it. Okay. So, guys, we've got where the fuck are the fucking viewers from? And you guys know, you guys who have been here for years, for literal years. It's been over a year, so it's like years, right? Or is it only years whenever it's two? Who the fuck knows? That's part of the fun here. So we've got to pick one city and we've got to showcase that city. We have to showcase the good, the bad. We have to have our co-host, nicky Dente. I don't know if you've ever heard of this guy. He is Italian as fuck, and he's not afraid to admit it. Oh, hang on. Oh, I got to push the button again to turn the music off. Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 1:

Now let me go down the list. I gotta thank some people. I'm gonna thank some of the new listeners. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna like go through all of your cities, but I want to at least acknowledge you guys. So I want to thank. We've got a few in Asia that have come by. Thank you for that. We've got somebody in Nagoya, aichi. I don't even know where the fuck it is, but thank you. Tokyo. Thank you. Canberra, capital of Australia. Thank you. We've got people. It's not even the same fucking day and they're listening. Montreal.

Speaker 2:

What in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 1:

Oh God, montreal, no, not that one. The hell is this crap. Oh god, montreal, no, not that one. Uh, this one, montreal is here, everybody. Ashburn, virginia, thank you for coming by.

Speaker 1:

Colorado Springs, I think you've been here before. Um, stillwater, oklahoma, thank you. We have a French person here from Paris and I don't know how to feel about it, but thank you for coming by, parisian. And then also, uh, rome, italy. I want to thank you as well. So those are.

Speaker 1:

Those are just some of the newest ones. We've got New York city also. Thank you, uh, for that. Um, let me see Birmingham. You've been New York City also. Thank you for that. Let me see Birmingham. You've been here before. Frankfurt is always here. Calistoga you came back. Hopefully you're still doing okay.

Speaker 1:

I have not checked to see what's going on in Calistoga, if this place is still safe, but, hey, stay safe. If you're not safe now, please stay there. Or, if you are safe, no, if you're not safe, don't stay. Not safe, stay safe. Does that make sense? That makes sense to me, but then again, a lot of stuff makes sense to me that other other people can't handle. Okay, so we did, we did, um, what was it? Barking, barking, barking, barking. Fuck, I can't remember the name of it. We did them last week.

Speaker 1:

So I'm just gonna, randomly, I'm gonna, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna copy this list that I've got here and I'm gonna have nicky give me one. But he's gonna give it to me, oh jesus christ, he's, he's gonna give it to me that. Oh jesus, what in the hell is this crap? Right, right, okay. So let's go to Hang on. Shut the fuck up for a second. Hang on, nicky.

Speaker 1:

Nicky, for our podcast, I need you to pick a city out of these for us to talk about on the show in our segment. Where the fuck are the viewers from? Okay, there we go. Let's. Uh, he's picking one. He's picking one. He's picking one. No, what? No? Pick a random one, pick a random, pick a random one. He just gave me the list in order. All right, there we go. I don't have we done this one. I don't think we have. Hang on, I have to check because we're 40 fucking episodes. I can't even remember. I'm gonna go down the list and see if we have. We have not done it. He randomly picked Parsons, fucking Tennessee. Parsons, tennessee.

Speaker 1:

You are going to be the subject of where the fuck are the viewers from? Tell me about parsons tennessee, nikki. Uh, tell me all, hang on. All about parsons tennessee, uh. What uh is there to do there? Have you been there? I heard you have. Do you have any interesting stories? This is going to be good. What's the best thing about that place and what's the worst thing about that place? Curse a lot bitch and don't censor your spellings. Let it all out, mother bitch. Okay, there we go, all right. So let me see what uh nicky has to say about you in parsons fucking, tennessee. Oh Jesus Christ, oh Jesus, parsons, tennessee. I don't know if this is going to be.

Speaker 1:

I don't know how it's going to be, I'm just warning you this could go very, very badly, or it could go very, very well. Uh, it's going to go somehow. Um, let me, uh, I, I have to. He fucked up a little bit here on his spellings of shit, so okay, here we go, here we go. All right, nikki Parsons, tennessee, let's talk about you know, what I think I I've been let's talk about parsons, tennessee no, that's the douche.

Speaker 1:

We don't need the douche, we need nikki here. Oh, god damn, it did. I just fuck that up. I just fucked that up. Okay, one set, one second, technical difficulties you, you think I would be smart enough to edit this out, but I don't do that kind of thing. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 7:

Parsons, tennessee, I don't know yo, let's talk about parsons, tennessee. Okay, this little town's got its charm, but let's not kid ourselves. It's a speck on the map. It is things to do parsons and greater area museum okay, the parsons Greater Area Museum.

Speaker 1:

Okay, what is this? The Parsons and Greater Area Museum.

Speaker 7:

You're into old stuff. This museum's got exhibits on dinosaurs, native Americans and early settlers Not that I go to exactly the Louvre. The.

Speaker 1:

Louvre, but hey it's something. Hey, paris the louvre. But hey, it's something. Hey paris the louvre, there you go. We got somebody who probably lives at the louvre to listen to this. All right, so if you got, if you want some old shit, you're gonna go to the parsons area museum, parsons museum and barbecue joint and, uh, foot massage, foot massage, okay, perry.

Speaker 7:

Okay, perryville Marina. Perryville Marina. For those who like getting their feet wet, this full-service marina offers easy access to the Tennessee River.

Speaker 1:

Oh, wow. Okay so we're going to go to Perryville Marina after we go to the Parsons Museum. Barbecue and foot massage.

Speaker 7:

Let's grab a bite at spots like Like where, where are we going?

Speaker 1:

Little?

Speaker 7:

Josh's Family Restaurant.

Speaker 1:

Little Josh's Family Restaurant. What the fuck is Little Josh's? Oh my God. Okay, I need to know what is. I'm typing it in Little Josh's Family Restaurant. We are in Parsons, tennessee. How big is this fucking town here that we gotta, we gotta look up? Okay, parsons, tennessee. Hang on, let me, I need, I need some fucking. Okay, it's got 2000 people in the whole fucking city. Uh, that was in 2010. It's the largest city by population in Decatur County, decatur County, tennessee. The Perryville branch of the railroad was known as the Peavine. The train itself was known as the hotshot or the cannonball. What the fuck is this place? 2,100 people, hang on, city's 87% white, 19% below the poverty line. Had famous people uh, come from the town at some point. The guy that was a pro basketball player and a folk singer is from parsons, tennessee.

Speaker 1:

Oh jesus christ, what is with this? This, this place is something else, man, something fucking else. Uh, hang on, are we still going?

Speaker 7:

or fish house diner. Don't expect. Oh, I didn't look up little josh's.

Speaker 1:

We need to get to little josh's fucking fish house and fucking repossession central little josh okay, little josh's family restaurant. Here it is, uh, oh, it's. Is it even a restaurant? It's a fucking food truck. This isn't even a restaurant. Is this this serious? Are we serious? This place, the best restaurant in fucking Parsons, tennessee, is a truck. It's not even a building. It says right here on Google reviews it's the finest place I know to eat catfish and hush puppies and it's got awesome catfish and excellent chicken and outstanding service.

Speaker 1:

Let me see, oh, we got a menu for little Josh's here. They're going to kill me. The people from little Josh's are going to find me and kill me for making fun, specializing in hand carved Tennessee, fucking river catfish. Who wants catfish out of the river? Everybody. You've got lunch dinner. We've got table service. How do they have table service? They have tables. They put out like little fucking. Uh. Food is good. The fish that is, pieces keep getting smaller and smaller. Jalapeno hush puppies are good. No longer can go in and dine. Not much room in there anyway. What the fuck you used to be able to go in. This is okay, oh, okay, here we go, bill. You know this sounds like a place Bill would eat. If I'm going to be real honest with you, it sounds like a Survivor main restaurant, if I had to guess. But here, bill, can you tell us about Little Josh's Catfish House?

Speaker 6:

What is happening. Thank you, Katie at the Jackson Elks, for recommending this place. My husband and I are addicted to Little Josh's Catfish, and you will be too.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 6:

We cannot give it proper recognition. And until you taste will you understand why trying to describe such deliciousness is beyond words. This place is worth the drive, no matter where you are from.

Speaker 1:

What if I'm in Texas?

Speaker 6:

We are so glad that we only live an hour drive away. Oh my God, Because there is no doubt that we would travel further.

Speaker 1:

They drive an hour. They drive an hour to go to.

Speaker 6:

This is only November, oh my God. And we discovered this place in July and have been back six times.

Speaker 1:

What the fuck is wrong with you and your husband.

Speaker 6:

We are surprised that the catfish is better than we remember, and on our drive home we are already planning our next visit.

Speaker 1:

Who is this couple? That's like we've got to. We have to. You know what we have to do, husband, is we've got to plan our next fucking trip to Little Josh's Catfish House. We've got to do it now. On the way home, we need to know the date, the time, the route we're going to take, because we have to get back to Little Josh's fucking Catfish House, because we need authentic Tennessee River, fucking catfish.

Speaker 6:

They are only open on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and only take cash or checks, so plan ahead. They don't even take fucking cards. Thank you, Katie.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, they don't even take fucking credit cards at Josh's, little Josh's Catfish House and fucking Nail Parlor. What the Okay? So it's not in a truck. You used to be able to eat in there. Maybe it was a building at one point and they moved it to a truck, I don't know. But what else do they have on this fucking menu?

Speaker 1:

Now, I'm very interested in Little Josh. Like this is becoming an obsession to me is Little Josh's Catfish House and they got a fucking big ass picture of a baked potato on the fucking on the trip advisor. They only have two pictures of this place. One of them is a close-up of the menu where you can't even see the fucking menu, and then the other one's a picture of a like a like a low res, fucking zoomed in picture of a baked potato, and that's it. And they're not even open today. I thought they were open on saturdays. They're not even open right now, or else I was gonna call them the final.

Speaker 1:

Okay, can I call them? Is that a thing I can do? Hang on, can I? Is this okay? Can I be doing this? No, I'm gonna try here. Oh, it says it's a wrong, a wrong number. Are you serious? This is not the right number for little josh's catfish house. Oh, did I find their menu? No, I didn't. Oh, no, it is the wrong. Hang on hold on a fucking second. I'm, I'm, I'm not gonna let this one die. Seven, okay, uh, eight.

Speaker 3:

This one dies.

Speaker 1:

Seven Okay, eight, four Not Okay. And little Josh Is little Josh there here?

Speaker 2:

Okay, here we are, little Josh.

Speaker 1:

Come on, they're not. Why are they not open? Open, it says they're open on saturdays. Is this it? I'm gonna have to call them back on the next podcast, that's I'm gonna have to record at a time that they're open. God damn it. Little josh and little josh's fucking catfish restaurant and barbecue, whatever. Okay, that's it. So now, where were we? Oh, yeah. Nikki, tell us more about Parsons. What was the other place, fishhouse Diner?

Speaker 7:

Okay, Little Josh's family restaurant.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 7:

Or Fishhouse Diner.

Speaker 1:

Don't expect five-star dining but it'll fill the void.

Speaker 7:

Have I been there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, have you.

Speaker 7:

Yeah, I've passed through Stopped by the Parsons and Greater Area Museum once.

Speaker 1:

Oh God.

Speaker 7:

They had. This exhibit on early settlers Made me appreciate modern plumbing Shit. I'll tell you that, okay, best thing about.

Speaker 1:

Parsons, what is the best thing?

Speaker 7:

It's quiet.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 7:

Okay, best thing about Parsons. What is the best thing? It's quiet. Oh, if you're looking to escape the hustle and bustle, this place is a good hideout.

Speaker 1:

Interesting, Nicky. Worst thing about Parsons.

Speaker 7:

What is the worst? Ain't much to do. If you're looking for excitement, you won't find it here. Oh, that was dramatic. That's Parsons for you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, take it or leave it. Okay, little Josh's Fucking fish house, that was. That was when the fuck Are the viewers from Coming straight to you live From Little Josh's Fucking fish house, thank you. Oh my god, I did not expect Little Josh To make an appearance On Camping them Softly, but that was. That was something else. Hang on, shut the fuck up. I got music, okay, now we got to see out where the fuck are the viewers from.

Speaker 5:

Keep watching motherfuckers. Where the fuck are the viewers from? Yeah, tell me who's watching. Who's got the guts? Yes, yes, yes man.

Speaker 1:

Woo, they are blowing shit up man. Yes, there we go. That was a good ending, all right, guys. Well, that is it for this week. Hey, thank you for coming by. We will be back next week.

Speaker 1:

I don't even know if there's any dbd news coming out next week. Uh, dbd, when is the next patch? Live 8.5.0. Do we even know? I don't? You know, I always fucking ask that and I never know when they're coming out and I don't. It says it no, no, it doesn't say Okay, yep, that was it Okay. All right, guys. Well, until next time Next week. What next week? What is next week? Next week is the fucking. That's the week of the 27th. We'll see you back on the week of the 3rd. First week of February. We're already a month through 2025. And that's fucking hard to believe. 2025 has been kind of a letdown, if you ask me. So maybe the second month will be even better. But hey, guys, camping them softly, going strong. Follow me on all the socials Toxic Teacher, ttv, and then also on YouTube, the Toxic Teacher. You can find me on Twitch. Find me there streaming from time to time. Also, you know, everywhere.

Speaker 3:

I'm everywhere.

Speaker 1:

I'm everywhere. You want to be on this show? You let me know. I'm going to get you fucking on this show. We've got some guests lined up. If you want to be on, come on. If you want to argue with me, send me an email. Send me a message. Thetoxicteacher at gmailcom.

Speaker 5:

All right let Get the fuck out of my face. He's the guy. He's the toxic teacher. There's a new podcast. Keeping him softly, the toxic teacher. He's the host of hosts. It's gonna take over the world and make him money. He's as handsome as he is funny. Toxic Teachers camping them softly. He's here to play Every single fucking day. Toxic teachers Can't put them softly. Making money by being fucking funny. Survivor Get out of the way. Care for them softly. Gonna make you pay. Survivors get rid of the sass. Toxic's gonna kick that ass. Toxic teachers care for them softly. He's here to play every single fucking day. Toxic teachers Kevin and Softly making money by being fucking funny. You better listen, download and rate. Give Toxic five stars, even if you hate. He needs the money, he wants the fame, he wants the credit, but not the blame. It's the Toxic Teacher. And camber them softly, toxic. And camber them softly. Toxic and camber them softly. Here to kick ass. Let's start the fucking class. Bitch, it's the toxic teacher. And camber them softly, bitch, bitch.

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