Ep. 52 - FNaF DbD Incoming! Nea Karlsson! And a (Potential) Giveaway!

Camping Them Softly is back after a one‑week hiatus, louder (and smellier) than ever. In this 90‑minute Killer‑main rampage, ToxicTeacher fires up the soundboard, Nicky A.I. Dente brings the pasta‑fueled rage, and together they blitz through:

• Chaos Shuffle 2.0 – why the modifier buffs survivors and nerfs Killer fun, plus the end of the Blood Moon XP fiesta 
• The Rift/Archives overhaul – daily, milestone and “Johnny Quest” quests? Nicky calls it anti‑Italian busywork while plotting a garlic‑knot revenge basket
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• Skull Merchant rework cartoon – four‑drone algebra class or cry for help? 
• PAX East hype & Five Nights at Freddy’s collaboration leak – why a Springtrap chapter would melt the DbD subreddit 
• Deep‑dive on Nia Carlson’s mercury‑tainted hometown lore and the “graffiti Molotov” debate 
• Listener‑city spotlight: tiny Fennimore, Wisconsin (pop. 2,700) gets roasted, complete with cheese‑curd heist story 
• Plus: mystery BHVR shirt bundles, AI music model rants, and the eternal question, “Why does my crowd only hush when I fart?” 

Stick around for the brand‑new AI outro track and the triumphant return of…

Nicky’s Body Count™

• 3 crowd‑silencing soundboard farts deployed 
• 500‑hook milestone quest mocked into oblivion 
• 2,700 Fennimore souls questioned for life choices 
• 27 depraved objectives dropped in one rant 
• 4 Skull Merchant drones sacrificed to memes
• 1 cheese‑curd delivery truck hijacked, then ditched in a wheel of Gouda

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Chapters

• 0:00 INTRO!
• 26:56 CHILDREN'S CRAP!
• 32:36 QUESTS?
• 42:13 STUPID CARTOON!
• 57:25 NEA KARLSSON!
• 1:22:43 Where the Viewers Are From: Fenimore, Wisconsin

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:00

If you go to prison and you try to escape, you are going to be smashed by a gigantic ass rolling pin or, if you're lucky, a giant pair of shears will cut you in half. That was my childhood. Okay, it's the fucking podcast.

Speaker 2: 0:15

Less than them softly. The toxic teacher back again Hit a fucking wind. Cabin them softly, never going away. But it's all you motherfuckers realize that.

Speaker 1: 0:43

Hey everybody, it is me, the toxic teacher with my old sounds back. I don't know if you remember that, but this is Camping them Softly. Everybody's least favorite, least favorite. I think I am the worst dead by daylightcentered podcast in podcastdom, I think. Is that what it's called? It's podcastdom Podcast? I don't even know. That's one of my many fart sounds. Hang on.

Speaker 1: 1:14

The bad thing about it is, whenever the crowd chants my name like this, I can't stop it. With the new soundboard, I can do a toilet sound. I can do that, but I can't stop it. With the new soundboard, I can. I can do a toilet sound. I can do that, but I can't. I can't stop it. Hang on, let me, let me check. I'm going to, I'm going to check my set. Oh, there is something. I can check this box. But the only thing I can do is I can use another sound effect and then click like stop all the other shit when I use it. So, hang on, here's the one that I've done. Okay, there we go. So ideally, if I am the technical genius I think I am, if the crowd starts cheering, I can fart them into silence, which is usually what farting does in a large group of people, right. So here we go, crowd, tell me what you think of me. Yes, thank you. See, we've got our applause. Yes, I'm the toxic teacher, dead by daylight chaos, and then it works, perfect. Wait, what just happened? I didn't push that. Hang on, do they? Oh, they, okay, it starts back up, I don't know why. Well, that's not fucking good, because then they just keep going, okay, anyway, anyway, that's it for the introduction.

Speaker 1: 2:39

Guys, we have a lot to talk about. We've been off for a week. We took a week off and we are now back. As you can obviously tell and I know you were probably wondering, toxic, you've been on every week. What the fuck are you doing here? Why did you leave us alone for one week? We barely made it without you. We wanted to know where episode 52 was. You promised another episode. You promised episode 52. What the fuck are you doing here? Well, I got to tell you guys, it's been lately.

Speaker 1: 3:15

I've been going through one of those spells, you know, where the content has been harder to come by, the motivation has been a little bit harder to come by. I don't know if you guys ever have that, but it's kind of an issue that I'm dealing with. Obviously, and I'm going to be frank with you, normally I'm just a piece of shit. I'm making up all kinds of stuff and you know we get serious every once in a while, and I know I've talked to you about that. Every once in a while we get a little serious and so I have to admit, you know, whenever I'm going through one of these spells where things are a little bit more difficult than normal and even for toxic it gets that way I don't know what I feel about these.

Speaker 1: 3:58

I did not know what that was going to do. Hang on, I feel down. Okay, that's fucking stupid, okay. So anyway, I just want you guys to know that, so you know that everybody goes through this kind of stuff, even your favorite content creators, even your I don't.

Speaker 1: 4:17

Well, actually, hang on, let me. Let me, let me back up there. I don't know that they go through it. I'm assuming, but I can't say that because some people may not. I just know about me, so I want you guys to know that about me, since you come, since you listen and since you seemingly enjoy things here, that if I'm having a hard time, if there's a week off, that might be why you don't need to worry, um, but it's. It's just, sometimes it gets difficult and that's kind of that's how things are, but I'm still here for you and I've got all these new sounds. I don't know what this one is. Oh, that sounds, that sounds frightening, hang on. Oh, that's like at the beginning of a trailer, you know in a fucking shit, Like what is this one? Oh, dude, that's another like movie trailer type shit there. Can I put that with the?

Speaker 1: 5:17

Okay but then it comes back like we were talking. I don't know how to stop this shit. I wish I did. Does this stop it? Oh, there is a stop button. Okay, I do have a stop button. Okay, that's cool. That's good to know for future reference. Is that there is a stop button?

Speaker 1: 5:34

Anyway, guys, I take two weeks off and shit gets nuts on Dead by Daylight, like there is so much shit to talk about. I don't know how I'm going to fit it all in, but guess what? I thought that maybe there would be, so I left myself a lot of time today. You know how sometimes we get it to where I've only got. I've only got like 45 minutes. So I just got to talk about fucking. I got to talk a hundred miles an hour and I think I think that I pack the most words in per minute of any podcast in podcustom. You know the country we were in earlier this morning. I'm going to say this morning, but it's the afternoon. It's 430 where I am. But anyway, in podcustom I think I do talk faster and with fewer pauses than anyone else in podcustom.

Speaker 1: 6:24

And I was going to do something. I was going to pull something up on my trusty toxic computer here, which I have since completely fucking forgot. Oh, yes, I remember what it is. So you know, we do AI music on here, right? That's one of the biggest things that we do. And they just released a new model. You know that's the biggest thing in AI is the models. Right, there's a new fucking model. We've got this and that and the other thing and the new model is going to tear apart the old model and that's going to make us fucking whatever and we're going to make a million dollars because our new model is better than the other piece of shit company's new model. So, anyway, they come out with a new model.

Speaker 1: 7:08

To me it's hit or miss because I, you know, I've tried remaking some of my songs and I can't say that I'm really big into it. You know some of them very good, some of them not so good. I'm trying to remember if this was our theme song, because I need to hear the theme song. You know what I'm. You know what I'm talking about. The whole. Is this it? I don't know if it is, I need to.

Speaker 2: 7:41

I can't, I can't even hear it.

Speaker 1: 7:44

What have I done with my sounds here? Eyes undone, I'll purge your rain, what? What the fuck is happening? Oh, dude, it's still playing. I accidentally mute, oh there it goes. I push it again and it stops. I don't know what the fuck is happening. Hang on. Okay, so I've got to find this toxic fucking news, the one that we've been using. You know what I'm talking about the toxic fucking.

Speaker 1: 8:11

I can't find it. That's not it. Where is it? I may have to give up for now. This, this isn't it. This is this is not it. I'm trying here, guys. This isn't it. This is not it. I'm trying here, guys. What the fuck is this? I don't even remember making. That's what happens whenever you make 7 million songs. This is not it either, but it's good. That's a little AIE, oh, and that's actually pretty good. That's the old AIE, oh, that's actually pretty good. That's the old model, though. Oh, that's like.

Speaker 2: 8:53

It's news.

Speaker 1: 8:56

Yeah, that's not it either. I don't know where it is. So how am I going to do it? What is this? Yeah, okay, brothers and sisters, is it Okay? Wow, I didn't even know this existed. I'll take it for now. For now, I'll take it. I like it. Palettes, it still doesn't. I don't know why we still play this trash. Yes, it is. It's toxic fucking news. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's it. That's it, I'm done.

Speaker 1: 10:00

I couldn't find it. I was trying to find it so I could remake it in the new model, and then we'd be like, oh, wow, that's kind of cool, but I can't. What the fuck ever? Okay, anyway, we've got some Dead by Daylight shit. We've got to talk about.

Speaker 1: 10:14

The first item for grabs. The first item of business, is that the Blood Moon event is over. See how I've got. I've got a reaction for everything. Now I've got all this. This is amazing, exactly yeah, so Blood Moon is over. So you're now getting what we were getting five times like 500%. So now you're getting like one fifth of that 500% that you were before. You're only getting 100%. Now You're not even getting 100% extra. So now, whenever you're playing, you can just think at one point I was leveling my characters five times faster. And now this shit is fucking terrible. And guess what they've done now? Just guess.

Speaker 1: 11:02

To put on top of that is that they have redone or they reintroduced Chaos Shuffle. And that's about right, because Chaos Shuffle is gold for survivors. We know survivor mains can live on Chaos Shuffle until the end of time. That is their bread and butter. It is definitely not a killer mains bread and butter, because killers are more dependent on perks. Right, it's the base abilities of a lot of killers only go so far. There are certain killers that don't need perks to do what they do and to do it very well, but a lot of killers need that support of good synergy in their perks. And in Chaos Shuffle you get almost none of that. And I don't even know if Chaos Shuffle this time has any rewards really with it, because at one point there was a, there was a, a mode that came out that had nothing. So it's like why are you even playing this fucking mode? It makes absolutely no sense. Oh, there, we see. You see what I did there. That's cute. But let me see Chaos Shovel returns. Let me.

Speaker 1: 12:20

I'm on DBD, I'm on deadbydaylightcom. I got to put in my fucking age here. Hang on, I'm 92 years old, according to this, 1945. I was born the year Hitler died. So there we. Well, was that the year he died? And why does it show Dungeons and Dragons? This is January.

Speaker 1: 12:41

What the fuck is this? Why am I Like? I go to the news, I Google. That's why I can't Google anything. Google has become useless. Just go to chat GPT if you need something now, because it can. It can search the same. So, um, just fucking like I'm already tired now, Now, one year ago, okay, that's Jesus Christ, I can't find anything.

Speaker 1: 13:05

Okay, so I'm going to assume, because I did no research, I'm going to assume that Chaos Shuffle has nothing. I'm calling that now. I don't know if it's true, but I'm going to say it. So I'm going to spread that rumor and people are going to believe it. Maybe the two of you that still listen to this are going to believe it, and my sound doesn't work. There we go, there we go, okay. So what were we going to talk about next? So we're talking about Chaos Shuffle is back.

Speaker 1: 13:40

Okay, the other thing toxic news. We've got one more big item of toxic news is that May 9th, which is next week, that's, we're on May. I'm recording this on May 3rd, so that's going to be next Friday, so you're probably going to get this on Tuesday. This will drop on your favorite podcast platform, but that Friday is PAX East and apparently there is going to be something big at PAX East and we have no clue what.

Speaker 1: 14:13

But I think we know. We think we know, because what's that children's game, five Nights at Freddy's? They just tweeted or X'd, or what do you do? You don't tweet, you X. They X'd that. Hey, everybody go to Dead by Daylight fucking such and such. I don't even remember what they said that was oh, here, let me see. Dead by Daylight will be celebrating its ninth anniversary.

Speaker 1: 14:42

Join the team for an exciting showcase and an early look at their collaboration by Five Nights at Freddy's. Oh Jesus, oh, it's a leaker account that did that from Five Nights at Freddy's. The Five Nights at Freddy's subreddit did that. So I don't know if it's true. I'm going to say that's true too.

Speaker 1: 15:01

I'm not even fucking concerned with the truth anymore. If we can elect a president that doesn't give a fuck about the truth, why do I have to start Like am I supposed to be better than our president? Just fucking. Okay, there we go, you get, you get that. So five nights at Freddy's probably going to be announced next week. All the 12 year olds are going to fucking lose their shit over it. So we're going to have another, yet another children's property and dead by daylight. So that's going to attract the wrong kind of people and that's just what we have to deal with now, I guess. So the next item of business I need to have like a sound for whenever there is a new item of business to discuss. I don't know, I guess that's pretty much this. Yeah, item two is that we are.

Speaker 1: 15:56

They announced on May 1st they posted something about the archives and the challenges and the quests and all of that bullshit on how this is going to work, how the rift is changing, how all the bullshit on the planet is changing, and so we're supposed to enjoy this. We're supposed to love it. We're supposed to. It's supposed to be so good for us that it's going to change our lives. It's going to bring every person who stopped playing DBD back into DBD. I'm going to say, hey Nikki, hey Nikki. Let me see. Bhvr just released their update talking about how Rift challenges are changing. Check this out and let me know what you think of the changes. Okay, period, we'll paste and then I'm copying it and then we'll see what he says, and okay so he's going off.

Speaker 1: 17:00

So wait, hey, while he's going, I so, hey, while he's going, I can do the. Yeah, there we go. See, that's our good intro music, although I want the. You know the song? I don't know the song, it's probably got a name. It's like you know the fucking pizza guy.

Speaker 1: 17:26

I remember there was a, see, I can't remember, wasn't it grape escape? Or there was a? There was an old board game called the grape escape where you were grapes and you were made of like clay. They were like clay, grape shaped figures and you would go around the board if you landed on certain and this is where it gets demented whenever you landed on certain squares, your grape would be executed in some kind of imaginative way. That's not the sound I was looking for, but that you know you get it. So, anyway, I remember it would get like smashed in a fucking like that you know you get it. So, anyway, I remember it would get like smashed in a fucking like like a.

Speaker 1: 18:08

You know a thing where you like, with the slits on it, that you like you, um, juice a lemon with. You know, like a lemon juicer, the handheld lemon juicer where you squeeze it, it fucking juices out. You would like kill your character with this thing. You would like kill your character with this thing, and like the kids were fucking excited and that song was played. The Nikki song was playing in the background, which I've got to find it now because it's going to bother me if I don't find this. Okay, grape escape, grape escape, uh, commercial board game. Oh my gosh, it's actually on here. Okay, hang on A grape escape 1992. I would have been, yeah, I would have been young. What is this shit? He has a VHS tape. Let's see what this is all about.

Speaker 1: 18:59

We gotta be quiet in order to sneak out and make our grape escape. Let's go. Okay, so it's playing the Michael Myers thing. The grapes are trying to get out of, I guess, prison, and so you roll and you go down the board and if you get caught, I guess you're executed. Okay, hang on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who rolled that? You've been a bad grape.

Speaker 1: 19:25

No, no, no, no, no, I'm not about to be sliced with a bad line like that Dude, what the fuck he rolled funny. And so now he's about to be sliced in half with big, huge shears. The grape is about to be executed Brutally, brutally. No, see, we got this. He's standing on us. Rape is about to be executed Brutally, brutally. See, we got this.

Speaker 3: 19:51

He's gaining on us. Why does this keep happening? You know, if you weren't so sweet, you wouldn't be in this jam.

Speaker 1: 19:58

If you weren't so sweet, you wouldn't be in this jam. This is fucked up, Because now, instead of the shears, there is a boot, a levitating boot that you put the little grape, your little character under and then you like, you push or like press a lever and it smashes the fucking clay ass grape down with the fucking boot. This is this is disgusting. What they're really playing Michael Myers theme. Okay, so they're going around the board. Now You've got to, you've got to see this shit. It's wild and they're all breathing heavy. These are little. Who are you? You can call me Booberry.

Speaker 3: 20:43

And today you're all breathing heavy. These are little. Why are you doing this to us? Who are you? You can call me Boo-Barry, and today you're not very lucky.

Speaker 1: 20:50

Okay, I think this is not the regular commercial. This can't be really happening. So what is the next? I wasn't even remotely clever. The next method of death is, like, there is a like, a little kind of a what do you call that? The pin, the rolling pin that you would use on like pie, you know the dough, or whatever to smash it out. You put your little grape character down and you like, smash it with this fucking rolling pin. And this is a game children played. Ok, this is a game I played.

Speaker 1: 21:23

If you go to prison and you try to escape, you are going to be smashed by a gigantic ass rolling pin or, if you're lucky, a giant pair of shears will cut you in half. That was my childhood. Okay, I got that sound. Hey, there we go. Yeah, yeah, that was my childhood. That sound effect. Right, there is my childhood.

Speaker 1: 21:51

Okay, I'm getting off topic. Why do we get on that? Oh, yeah, nikki, we didn't even hear the fucking song. That wasn't. It Was this. It Hang on, shut up, sound. You can hear them being killed, that's it. And they're smashing and killing and destroying. These children are laughing as these grapes are being maimed beyond all recognition. Like that is beyond fucked up up that we're doing that to prisoners. You are a prisoner and if you escape, I will be the warden. I am your new God and if you try to escape, I. Oh, jesus Christ. What is happening to this planet? This is like what they're doing in El Salvador, and I'm getting so far off topic that I don't even know where were we. What were we doing? I don't remember. Oh yeah, we were talking about the archives update, isn't that right? We were talking archives update. Okay, nikki, tell us about the archives update. All right, nikki, are you there? All right, nikki, are you there? Oh, here he is.

Speaker 4: 23:09

Here he is.

Speaker 1: 23:11

Okay, yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 4: 23:23

Uh-oh, they renamed the archives to the Rift.

Speaker 1: 23:27

What, what.

Speaker 4: 23:29

Shafa Ver for the Rift, like that's the.

Speaker 1: 23:32

Oh, jesus Christ, Nikki, nikki, oh Jesus.

Speaker 4: 23:39

They just repackaged old pasta with a different sauce.

Speaker 1: 23:40

Fucked about it, let's break. Okay. So they repackaged old pasta with a different sauce. Fugged about it, let's break. Okay. So they repackaged old pasta with a different sauce. So they're calling it the rift now instead of archives. I thought they already called it that. Like what the fuck? I need to have it pulled up because I have no clue what fucking Nikki's talking about, because, guess what? I didn't read the shit. So that's hang on. Do I have a sound for that? Yeah, okay, there we go. There's a sound for. There's a sound for everything.

Speaker 1: 24:05

Okay, so what it said new archives, new name archives will be referred to. Okay, so he was right. They did change the name, with the change reflected in the main menu. When you click the button, you'll be sent to the riffs free and premium track. We know there's abundance of lore associated with the archives and we're going to streamline the process. Oh, yeah, because then we're going to, then we're going to allow everybody to see everything, I believe. So, any, any who? Where was I going? Oh, yeah, nikki, you were. You were still talking to us about this garbage ass update. So talk to us more about the garbage ass update.

Speaker 4: 24:40

Take this down like a good marinara First off from challenges to quest Nah, kid. Take this down like a good marinara First off from challenges to quests Nah, kid, that ain't innovation. It's not, that's just busy work in a nicer suit.

Speaker 2: 24:51

It's true, back in my day.

Speaker 4: 24:52

You picked a challenge. You did the damn thing and you moved on. That's true. Now everything's just on and tracking all at once.

Speaker 1: 25:01

I don't know if I like that, because whenever you were playing, if you had a particularly difficult challenge, there was an element of stress that came with it. You had to have the perfect synergy of events. You had to do this 12 times in one match and fucking tickle his anus or whatever. I don't even know I'm going to have to have. Should I edit that part out? No, I don't edit any parts out, but you get what I'm saying. You got to do 27 random depraved things in a match to get the challenge. Okay, nikki, keep going.

Speaker 4: 25:41

So what's the point? Huh, yeah, what am I doing? 12 chores at the same time so BHVR can pretend it's quality of life. Yeah, hey, you. What? That's anti-Italian labor tactics.

Speaker 1: 25:52

Okay, anti-Italian labor. They have a very strong union in Italy, I think.

Speaker 4: 25:58

That's what that is. Yeah, and I know you got daily quests, aka the microwave daily rituals is that what they are? Rift quest fancy wording for try a little harder stupid okay, rift quest in daily quest.

Speaker 1: 26:13

What the fuck are they talking about? Okay, from, yes, the challenge system, four levels, which would earn you rift fragments, now tone challenges become quests, unlike challenges. You don't have to select a quest. Okay, whatever, the daily rituals are now daily quests, and then you have a rift quest. What the fuck is happening here? I don't get it. Put on some fucking drums or something for this. I don't know. I don't get it. Put on some fucking drums or something for this. I don't know. I don't know. I. I'm trying to go through all of this and it's just fucking annoying as shit. Trying to parse all this out.

Speaker 4: 26:52

Milestone quest five, hook 10, hook 500. Hook this, yeah, hook this shit what do you? To be a whole ass event tome. And now it's just thrown in like garnish.

Speaker 1: 27:05

Okay, so now we have event quests, milestone quests, riff quests, daily quests, fucking quests, stupid quests, johnny quests, I don't give a shit.

Speaker 4: 27:16

And then what? Pin a quest during a match. Oh my God, wow, real groundbreaking. So you're pinning them. I've been mentally pinning my business meetings since before. They coded pallets. You feel me, yes.

Speaker 1: 27:27

I feel you let's call compendium. Oh my God.

Speaker 4: 27:29

They say, the old challenges are still available for now. But you and me both know what that means.

Speaker 1: 27:34

I think I have an idea.

Speaker 4: 27:35

Nikki, there's a fucking marinara shelf in the back of the store.

Speaker 1: 27:38

Uh-oh.

Speaker 4: 27:45

They're going to rot it out and claim it's sun setting. You're right. You're goddamn right. They say we're retiring the compendium. I'm flying to Montreal demanding a sit down with whoever still got enough respect left to face me. There's nobody in.

Speaker 1: 27:53

Montreal who has any respect from somebody south of this border. And granted, there is a better reason now than there used to be for not having a respect for anybody south of this border. I apologize on our behalf for trying to make you the 51st state, but we're getting ahead of ourselves. Nikki, let's keep going. What's happening now? Oh shit, I accidentally skipped 10 seconds.

Speaker 4: 28:17

Plan here? Yeah, what's the plan? Consolidating, yeah, streamlining, yeah, right, trying to shove everything under the RIF banner so they can nudge people harder toward the premium track.

Speaker 2: 28:29

Oh there it is.

Speaker 1: 28:30

That's where the money is. Guys, I don't have a cha-ching, but if I had a cha-ching, I would be cha-ching-ing extremely hard and fast and furious right now, because that might be what it's about. The more they can have your eyes looking at that little thing and showing you what you don't have access to and what you'll never have access to unless you give us $5, unless you give us $10. That is what you will never have, that everybody else is going to have, and then you're going to feel like a piece of shit because you don't have that premium track or whatever. You're not going to get that cosmetic that. You've got your eyes on. That shirt, that fucking. Why are we buying clothes for characters? These clothes aren't real. And then some people wear the same fucking shirt four times a week, but their avatars got 27 shirts. Why?

Speaker 4: 29:23

same for players? No, it's not riff monetization phase three you're goddamn right survivor main say I love the lore no nah we're gonna go into it cut scene yeah last techno and flashlight click like it's gonna bring back their dad and the worst part, what they didn't even consult s-a-B-A-M. Not once Not a single ravioli was offered. Man no respect no respect, meanwhile that powdered clown, earl Grey probably sitting in his doily wrap gaming chair.

Speaker 1: 29:55

Doily wrapped.

Speaker 4: 29:56

Sipping his chamomile.

Speaker 1: 29:59

Oh God.

Speaker 4: 29:59

And clapping for BHVR like they just reinvented tea. Oh, Jesus, oh what a wonderful system.

Speaker 1: 30:06

I say oh, jesus, shut the fuck up, Earl.

Speaker 4: 30:09

In closing, this update is a sauce swap with no flavor.

Speaker 1: 30:13

I agree.

Speaker 4: 30:14

It's a disrespectful remodeling of a. Oh shit, sape coupe en mar, sape coupe en mar. Jesus Christ, it's a walk. Worst of all, it's done without the family's approval. And my Sub to group L Jesus Christ, it's a Shop on me or stand beyond by chair and, worst of all, it's done without the family's approval. Yes, you're right. The only quest I recognize what's a?

Speaker 4: 30:30

quest Is the one where I find whoever came up with this system and send them a gift basket of garlic knots with a live fucking raccoon in it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta pin a new quest. Surv it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to pin a new quest.

Speaker 1: 30:48

Survive 12 straight matches without DCing from rain.

Speaker 4: 30:49

I can't do that, it's impossible. Just like forgiveness. You want me to rate this thing on the pasta scale, kid.

Speaker 1: 30:56

We're going to hold off on rating on the pasta scale because I'm sure it would be entertaining. Thank you, nikki, for coming by. Let me give you a. You know we've got our new sound effects that makes it sound like he's a teen heartthrob. By the way, guys on the Discord, we actually have a picture of Nikki and I'm throwing up some pictures of Earl Grey. If you want to join the Discord, definitely do that. Leave me five stars, all that bullshit. But we actually have some pictures of Nikki, ai Dente now ready to rock. So that's the update for that.

Speaker 1: 31:28

I think we also have a big Skull Merchant update and one of our viewers and one of our Discord regulars, dak, was saying it made it look like that this killer is going to be confusing as fuck, or I think he said complicated as fuck, I don't know. But I don't even know if I want to go into the Skull Merchant change. I may just look at it real quick Skull Merchant. It would help if I spell the shit right DBD, and then I'm going to see if BHVR has any kind of anything there. Why is okay? So I made the point. I searched it on X and I wasn't on X when I searched. See, that joke is getting so fucking old at this point. What was I saying? Okay, I was saying I searched it and the BHVR's thing didn't came up. What did come up was a picture of a woman twerking for some reason, and I don't know what a curvy woman twerking has to do with the Skull Merchant change, but we're about to figure that out.

Speaker 1: 32:33

So here we go. What is change? We remove the killer or reveal when hacking a drone. Okay, that's good. The global detect. Can I be honest here? I'm like tired of this shit. Like we're, we're good. I'm going to have to go through this whole fucking list and like read it out loud and then riff on each one, and I don't give a fuck about this because I don't really care about this killer. So I think I'm just going to, okay, do two, two different types of fucking drones. One of them is a stealth drone, the other one's a drone buddy. What the fuck is this? That's what it fucking is. Right there we got a drone buddy, stealth. Okay, stealth drones injure, but not survive. Claw traps can be removed. What the fuck?

Speaker 1: 33:25

They made a fucking cartoon out of this garbage. Okay, this is okay. They made a cartoon which shows the skull merchant using the little remote. It says hold, and it's got a clock, and then it's got a fucking eyeball, and then the eyeball's on a survivor that's running. The survivor looks scared and standing there and then the eyeball goes away. If you were to look at this image without reading, you would have absolutely zero fucking idea what's happening.

Speaker 1: 33:59

Hey, nikki, they updated Skull Merchant and released or they are updating, hang on, they are updating Skull Merchant yet again and released a huge update note that I don't want to fucking read. But get this shit. They posted a cartoon that's supposed to explain something, and I don't even know what, what, what this fucking shit means, because I didn't read the fucking notes. Okay, look at this fucking work of arts. Okay, fucking work of fucking art. And let me know your real thoughts about this. Uh, garbage, this garbage, garbage, garbage in JPEG form. Okay, there we go, and then I am going to paste, and then I am going to send it and, like I said, remember it's the Skull Merchant's remote. Hold something, flaming fettuccine. Okay, hold, hold, hold. Oh, oh no, he said something. I don't know if I can say, but I'm gonna say it anyway. I don't know if this is okay, but it's he, okay, let's do it, we're gonna do it anyway, I'm not, I'm not stopping, not going to start.

Speaker 4: 35:44

What the fuck is this? I don't know what's the actual flame in Fettuccine. Am I looking?

Speaker 1: 35:49

at here Fettuccine. It's Fettuccine, apparently it's Fettuccine.

Speaker 4: 35:53

So let me get this straight. Yeah, they dropped a fucking paint-by-numbers stick figure cartoon to explain Skull Merchant, the most lawless wireless, cluttered, anti-fun Wi-Fi signal-lopping-ass killer in the fog. And this is how they communicate balance changes now Well, yes, With some bootleg storyboard from a fourth-grader's anamorphs phase.

Speaker 1: 36:12

I don't know what anamorphs are, but that's funny. I think it's funny at least Because the anamorphs are like whatever. Okay, keep going.

Speaker 4: 36:21

All right, panel one we got the drone, big whoop, Then a clock Hold D.

Speaker 1: 36:28

It just says hold, but he thinks it says hold. Does it say hold D? I hope it doesn't say hold. No, it says hold and that's it. It doesn't say hold D.

Speaker 4: 36:40

That's what. Hold this dick ick. Hold this dick ick. What the fuck is this telling me?

Speaker 1: 36:46

I don't know.

Speaker 4: 36:46

Am I disarming it?

Speaker 1: 36:47

I don't know.

Speaker 4: 36:48

Am I charging it? I don't know, am I summoning fucking Exodia. Who is Exodia? I?

Speaker 1: 36:52

don't what the fuck is happening. Is Exodia from the Animorphs? Is that? Are we sticking on the Animorphs thing, ex? He's fucking talking about eugeo, which I've never watched, and I don't get his fucking reference. Nikki has evolved into a monster then boom, boom, red eye. Yeah, survivor starts sprinting I don't know what it means, just stands there like they just shit themselves mid-loop.

Speaker 4: 37:25

I think last frame smiley boy probably. I don't know what the smiley boy I don't know what any of it means the dev who thought this was clever Could be, I bet that motherfucker drinks room temperature La Croix and calls it immersive.

Speaker 1: 37:40

You know what?

Speaker 4: 37:41

this is. This is how BHVR says. We know our killer design is so ass we can't even explain it with words anymore. This ain't a patch note. This is a fucking cry for help what the fuck is happening.

Speaker 1: 37:56

Room temperature lacroix, lacroix I don't know how to pronounce that fucking word. The lacroix is what I thought it was, isn't it? Lacroix? That fucking shit ass water, that stuff tastes like ass, which I think diarrhea is just liquid ass, but anyway back to the point Skull Merchant used to be a surveillance nightmare. You're right.

Speaker 4: 38:17

Then a four drone chokehold queen.

Speaker 1: 38:19

Now what? I don't know.

Speaker 4: 38:21

She's just a meme delivery system.

Speaker 1: 38:22

Yeah, Sounds right. What's next? Huh.

Speaker 4: 38:25

She pulls out a chalkboard and starts teaching basic algebra during chases.

Speaker 1: 38:28

I wouldn't be surprised. Oh no, okay good.

Speaker 4: 38:40

Oh, he plays Legion. Shunji Noni. Okay, that's true, they do, yes, oh, and are fucking TED. Talk now I'm out, capisce? Yes?

Speaker 1: 38:54

Oh, and he said capisce. Right, that's actually okay, that's good there. All right, so we've got this cartoon. I'm purposely not even going to learn what this fucking cartoon means, because I don't care enough and I don't know what the eyeball means. I don't know why we're holding down the D. I have no idea. Okay, so we got the quality of life update. We've got the skull merchant update. We have a potential Five Nights at Freddy's. We have new shit on the store, on the DVD store.

Speaker 1: 39:31

And, by the way, I don't know if you've ever been to the Dead by Daylight store on the website. They usually have some cool shit, but then they have some shit. Shit. They have a board game that looks pretty cool. They have a mystery t-shirt bundle. Oh, I should do this. Oh, no, they don't have it in large. Oh, god damn it. It was 20 bucks and you get four fucking shirts and they don't have it in large. They have it in medium, but not large. Hey, what if I did this? What if I bought the fucking medium? Okay, here we go. Stay with me. Stay with me Is that I am going to get the mediums and I'm going to lose enough weight to wear these medium fucking t-shirts. Wait, no, is that the right one? What's this one? No, no, that's like a dis I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to lose weight. It would be a battle, I'm going to lose weight.

Speaker 2: 40:26

You're not done with that. We got two words for you.

Speaker 1: 40:31

You're not done with that. We got two words for you. Okay, so that's it. I'm wondering. It says it contains four unisex Dead by Daylight shirts for 20 bucks that's five bucks a pop. And it says right here that tees that are being individually sold in the shop are not included, only out of print inventory. So you're going to get shirts that they're not even selling on the store anymore. But the question is what happens if I get survivor main fucking shirts Like that's going to be the worst fucking thing ever. Or the other thing I can do is get these fucking shirts and then use them as a giveaway. The other thing I can do is get these fucking shirts and then use them as a giveaway. That's fucking genius. I'm fucking genius. I get the shirts, give them away. It's five bucks. I don't give a shit. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do that shit right, fucking now. Hang on, I'm putting in my, I'm putting in my shit, we're doing it. I'm putting in my shit here and then I'm doing it. You can't stop me from fucking doing it, because doing it is what I'm doing. And then I'm putting in the code here Sign me up for news and offers from the store. Fine, what the fuck ever. We've got it. And then I have no gift code, so I'm doing it. It's being done. It's done right, fucking. Now, there we go. And then you got my payment details. Couldn't be verified, what the fuck? Oh, because it's got my old shit on here. Okay, so we got to hang on. Now we're going to do it. We're going to get it done.

Speaker 1: 42:05

Why is toxic shopping online? As he's doing a podcast, he's actually purchasing items from BHVR. I'm giving him my fucking money and I don't know why this is. I clicked pay now and it didn't even pay. Your order is being processed. I hope I put the right fucking address. I wasn't even. It's.

Speaker 1: 42:27

It's hard to do shit whenever you're not, whenever you're not fully paying attention. I wasn't even. It's. It's hard to do shit whenever you're not, whenever you're not fully paying attention. I don't know if shopping is a best thing to do. Okay, I got my medium t-shirt bundle. That may or may not be a good idea Probably not a good idea but if it's garbage, I will get rid of it and you will receive it. Hey, nikki, I just bought. I just bought a mystery t-shirt bundle from the BHVR store, but I'm worried because this shit might suck. And I bought medium shirts telling the viewers I would lose weight. But what, if there are, you know what? Just fucking.

Speaker 1: 43:20

Whatever, I'm going to get into it. I'm just going to go talk to Nikki myself live. I know it's not that exciting, really, because he always sounds like shit whenever I talk to him live. But I'm working on that part and I think I think it's going a little bit better, but still not great, okay. So let's go to agents. Let's talk to Nikki right here, not Johnny Jabroni, the other character I'm working on. But here we go, okay. So we got the voice here. We've got that, okay, and then let's go, and then let's uh, yeah, make it sound monotone, and then we're going to do speed. I'm going to move up just a little similarity. It says here uh, consistency, I'm going to do kind of this, and then we're going to hit, say, because I have to change, like how he acts. So now let's talk to him and see, I'm calling, I'm calling Nikki. Now, nikki, nikki, can you hear me? Are you there? Are you alive?

Speaker 4: 44:29

Hi yo, who the fuck is. Is Nikki you calling a hairdresser from Midtown? Are you talking to the legendary Nikki noodle arms, a idente executive vice don of digital entertainment? Huh, of course I'm alive. If I wasn't, you could see a goddamn parade in little Italy right now mourning the loss of the greatest dead by daylight killer in history. Speak up, pies in. What do you from me? And if this is some kind of Earl Grey prank, I ain't in the mood for British bullshit today. What's on your mind?

Speaker 1: 44:56

Jesus Christ, Nicky, you're really aggressive. I did not expect that level of aggression.

Speaker 4: 45:03

Ah, you see, kid, that's just how we do it in Little Italy. You come at me with Nicky. I gotta flex a little muscle, keep up appearances. You know, being a Don, you gotta be ready for feuds, betrayals and them anti-Italian matchmaking algorithms that keep sticking me with the worst survivors. But don't worry, I'm all class, unless you start talking like Earl Grey or disrespecting my pasta. So what's the real reason you called huh? You need advice. You wanna know who invented the moonwalk tech? Or you're just here to admire the legend?

Speaker 1: 45:34

Well, I'm not here to admire the legend number one, because it's questionable whether you're even a legend at all.

Speaker 4: 45:43

Aye, what the fuck, kid Questionable. You got some kind of nerve, huh. Who the hell you think taught Starva how to swing a blade before he even knew what a gen was? Huh, you think those ghost face mind games invented themselves? That's the problem with this generation. No respect, you sound like you're on Earl Grey's payroll, trying to undermine the noodle arms legacy.

Speaker 1: 46:02

Go ahead, keep running your mouth. Let's do it. Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to talk to you, okay. You're going to listen whenever I fucking talk. I'm trying to talk to you, okay, you're going to listen whenever I fucking talk. I'm the host of Tamping them Softly. We're on the podcast right now and you're the goddamn co-host.

Speaker 4: 46:18

You get that. Oh hey, yo, now we got a real tough guy. Huh? The big shot host with the fancy podcast thinks he can bark orders at Nicky Noodle Arms. Fuck about it. Listen, I know my role. I'm supposed to sit here. Let you run your mouth and pretend like you invented content creation, but don't forget, it's my voice that brings the listeners in, not your corny Twitch stories. You want me to behave? Fine, I'll play along, but the minute you start praising Earl Gray or some survivor main, I'm muting myself for family business Capace. Now what's this week's bullshit topic? Or you just want to keep throwing insults like a dollar store wise guy?

Speaker 1: 46:51

Hey, hey, okay. So here's what we were talking about. Actually, I don't remember what we were talking about. Oh yeah, here's what we were talking about. So I bought on BHVR's website. I bought some shirts. I bought a four pack of shirts, but they're mediums and they're mystery out of print shirts so you can't find them anywhere. I bought a four pack of these shirts. I said I was going to lose weight to fit into the shirts, but then my question became is what if they're shitty ass, survivor shirts, like a Sable or Michaela or like a uh, a Dwight or a Meg shirt? What do I even do with them? What would you do with them?

Speaker 4: 47:28

Let me tell you something. If I opened that mystery pack and it was full of Meg Dwight oh God forbid Michaela shirts, I'd lose my fucking mind. You know what I'd do. I'd march right down to the family's pasta shop, use them as rags to mop up the marinara and then I'd send BHVR an invoice for emotional damages. Classic anti-Italian tech sending killer Maine survivor. Merch, listen, if you want to make it work, maybe you frame them as a warning to all the wannabe survivors or donate them to some Dwight Maine in need of a personality, or, better yet, put them on eBay as cursed relics from the Earl Grey fan club. What you really going to wear? A sable shirt outside? You trying to get mugged by fashion itself? Kid, how'd you get roped into this again? Huh?

Speaker 1: 48:10

It was just an idea. I saw it on the website. I saw it on the website, I thought it was a good idea, but I didn't think the whole fucking thing through, okay.

Speaker 4: 48:20

Ah, you see, kid, that's how they get you. Bhvr plays you like a fiddle, throwing mystery boxes around, counting on you not thinking past the checkout screen. It's their whole gimmick. Just like that time they accidentally nerfed Ghostface right before my little Italy Invitational. Pure sabotage. Look, next time you want to buy merch, give me a call first, I'll run it by the family. Maybe get you a custom Nicky Noodle Arms tee, guaranteed to not have a single Dwight on it. So what, you gonna keep the shirts or you thinking about dumping them already, huh?

Speaker 1: 48:48

Hang on, nicky, you just brought up a great idea that I have never thought of is to make an official Camping them Softly. You know that's our podcast. You're the co-host, I'm the host Toxic Teacher, you remember me? Have a Nicky Noodle Arms AI Dente official T-shirt of the podcast. What do you think about that and what would it even look like of the podcast? What do you think about that and what would it even look like? What would it say we're coming up with?

Speaker 4: 49:18

this right now live on the podcast. Uh yo, now you're speaking my fucking language. Good shirt, that screams class.

Speaker 1: 49:34

Oh sorry, I interrupted. Keep going, wait what happened? Oh shit, it just it just uh. Hey, it cut us off. Nikki, we were just talking, but I need to talk to you again. We were talking about you're the co-host on camping them softly. I'm the host, toxic teacher. But we're going to come up with an official Nikki noodle arms, a identity t-shirt. What does it need to look like? What does it need to have on it? Does it have any words? Does it just have your picture? What do we put on there?

Speaker 4: 49:55

ayo, listen up. First off, if my beautiful mug ain't front and center on this shirt, what the fuck are we even doing here? Huh, you gotta have me sitting in my gaming chair facing little Italy, right? Maybe a big bowl of spaghetti and a ghost face mask sitting on the table next to me. Let the people know that's family business. You get me. And don't forget the tagline across the top, bold as hell, camping them softly Respect the pasta, fear the noodle. On the back, slap a quote like it ain't anti-Italian if you're DC. Before they can report you. Eh, maybe throw in a tiny crossed out Earl Grey logo for good measure. Gotta remind everyone where the real war is. You want full color or you wanna keep this classy black and white like a proper wise guy?

Speaker 1: 50:37

Well, hold on a sec. You said Earl Grey has a logo. I didn't even know that. I've never seen his logo.

Speaker 4: 50:47

Ah, you see, kid, that's cause you ain't been in the trenches of the T-Wars like I have Earl Grey. That's because you ain't been in the trenches of the T-Wars like I have Earl Gray. He's always trying to class it up right. His logo is probably just a busted teacup with a little pinky sticking out, all dainty and shit. But I tell you, it don't matter if he's got a logo or just a stain on his doily. The important thing is we cross it out. It's about making a statement not accuracy.

Speaker 1: 51:07

Right right, right, right, okay. Okay, nikki, I don't remember that we were talking about the t-shirts. I'm gonna have to try to lose weight, so I think I'm not gonna be able to eat pasta for maybe a month to fit into these fucking medium ass t-shirts what I probably saying?

Speaker 4: 51:26

are you hearing yourself? Right now you talking about skipping pasta just to fit in some medium t-shirt for the brand. Yeah, that's the kind of answer.

Speaker 1: 51:34

Sorry, I interrupted. Yes, that's what I'm thinking about.

Speaker 4: 51:39

Ah, you got spirit, I'll give you that. But listen, true respect for the family means you never turn your back on pasta. You want to fit in the shirt? You just stretch it out. Wear it with pride and let them know it's limited edition. One size fits Nikki. I didn't build my empire sacrifice and rigatoni for a couple inches of cotton capiche. But hey, if you really got to lose the noodles for a month, just make sure you're doing it for the right reasons. The shirt's going to look good on you either way, cause it's got me on it.

Speaker 1: 52:06

I'm not talking about your shirt. I'm not talking about your shirt. In our previous conversation I was talking about buying a four-pack of random ass shirts from BHVR's website that may be survivor-sided, but we don't even fucking know. I don't know what to do with the shirts if they suck. Do I just give them to a homeless person or the Salvation Army, or what?

Speaker 4: 52:29

You got me all riled up over nothing. I thought you was disrespecting the family shirt, not some bargain bin BHVR rags. Listen, those mystery shirts, classic BHVR right, probably four shirts with Dwight's dumb face on them or some shit. If they suck, fucked about it. Don't waste good closet space. Give them to the Salvation Army, wrap up some leftovers in them, whatever Hell. You could use them as rags to wipe up survivor tears after a Ghostface 4 kill. But just so we're clear, if one of those shirts got Earl Grey's mug on it, you got to promise me you burn it all right? No charity deserves that curse.

Speaker 4: 53:01

You want advice on selling them on.

Speaker 1: 53:04

No, Nicky, Nicky, I'm going to go now. Thanks for talking with us. That that's it for you for for a little bit right all right, kid, you go handle your business.

Speaker 4: 53:16

Remember, if you get stuck with any anti-italian shirts or you need real advice, you know where to find me. Stay sharp and don't let any earl gray types mess with you. Catch you next time camping them softly style respect the the pasta.

Speaker 1: 53:30

Thank you, nikki, for that. Okay, this is off the fucking chain. We haven't even gotten to the meat of the episode.

Speaker 1: 53:40

We haven't even done the we're at an hour, almost an hour. We haven't even done the main thing we came to do, which do you remember we had talked about it last time? I don't know if anyone listens to this shit, but we were supposed to go into a deep dive. I'm trying to even find the fucking thing. I can't even find it. Deep dive, I don't know. What am I even fucking doing here? What am I doing with my life? I take a week off. Everything is just bullshit and I can't know. What am I even fucking doing here? What am I doing with my life? I take a week off. Everything is just bullshit and I can't even think straight. So stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1: 54:20

So what we were going to do is we're going over in our deep dive. I thought I had a Lord deep dive song that I can't fucking find and you would think, just imagine, just imagine for one sec. Let's warp to another dimension where Toxic is ready for all of his segments, has everything you know good to go. Everything flows well from one point to another. That is not going to happen here. So let me see if I can find. There was a song that I had that was supposed to be like talking shit about survivors.

Speaker 2: 55:02

This wasn't it yo, you and me sit and buy a hook talking survivor lore. Let's take a look first.

Speaker 1: 55:10

Up's dwight I'll take it. That's actually pretty good.

Speaker 2: 55:28

That's a little shitty. Uh, uh, that's a little shitty, actually, what we're gonna do.

Speaker 1: 55:43

Okay, how do I stop you? What I want to do is I want to redo that, but I want to do it in the new model. Remember, we're back to this shit again. Is I need to hear the new one, so I can, so we can. At least. That sounds god-awful, if you remember this garbage. This is the one that's it.

Speaker 2: 56:24

This one's good here we're gonna hang them up and seal their fate.

Speaker 1: 56:41

Okay, anyway, that's it. So I'm glad I found that song. I'm gonna I'm gonna have to mark that because I was looking for that shit. So there we we go. There's something else. Let me see what's going on. I have to check my phone. Why is he checking his phone during a fucking podcast? I am here to listen to him and he's fucking checking his goddamn phone. Hang on, I'm actually texting during a fucking podcast. Okay, anyway, we're back on track here. So we've got, uh, the, the survivor of the week that we're going to talk about here on talking shit. There we go. I can turn that down. We still got the music.

Speaker 1: 57:32

Anywho, the one we're going to be talking about this week is none other than fucking Nia Carlson. Oh, no, no, I'm not giving her that. There we go. Nia Carlson, everybody. I don't know if you're a Nia main. If you are, then you're a survivor main. So there's a problem there. But you know, we've got somebody that we need to talk about.

Speaker 1: 57:57

We're going to talk about Nia's life story. We're going to go through her entire history and we're going to figure out what makes her tick or not tick, and I don't know if she ticks or if she doesn't, or if she has nervous ticks. But we're going to find out. So let me turn that fucking song off. It's bothering me because it's in my fucking ear and I don't know where it is on my fucking thing. Okay, there, we go. There it is Okay, we're done. Now Nia Carlson, everybody, let's go go in. The only thing I know about her right now is that she likes to do graffiti, right, she crouches a lot. She wears shitty ass outfits, like she's a fucking skater, like she listened to a lot of shitty music, like punk music. I'm a metal guy, but we don't dress like that. So, anyway, now let's go. Nikki, tell us about fucking Nia Carlson. Everybody's probably tired of him at this point. I think downloads are weaker. No, they're not actually, but they might be because of Nikki. Nikki go.

Speaker 4: 59:06

All right, buckle the fuck in. I'm taking you through the entire Nia Carlson origin story.

Speaker 1: 59:12

Are you Start to finish? Hang on, let's turn you up While.

Speaker 4: 59:14

Rojan heard like she just dropped a flashlight mid-loop.

Speaker 1: 59:17

Okay.

Speaker 4: 59:17

Going memory by memory.

Speaker 1: 59:18

Let's do it no breaks no mercy.

Speaker 4: 59:20

No mercy, it's going to feel like getting teabagged by philosophy majors.

Speaker 1: 59:22

Oh no, Nia.

Speaker 4: 59:31

Okay, the fog's most overrated freedom fighter. Okay, fighting the system means tagging a fucking recycling bin behind Walgreens. She starts this saga cruising through fall city Like it's her personal Tony Hawk DLC.

Speaker 1: 59:41

Okay, so she's a skater. We know that, we kind of assume that, but I don't know what fall city is and we're going to have to get through. I wanted to learn some of the lore because the one other, dead by Daylight podcast they do a lot of lore stuff, I don't. So we're trying to figure this shit out as we go, and that's the lore of Dead by Daylight, if you ever need to hear it. Okay, now, keep going. So she's in this place called Falls City. She's skating tony hogg dlc. I don't know who she is or what the fuck we care about this swedish person for all right oh shoot, no, she's looking for her girl casey who is?

Speaker 4: 1:00:24

surprised is doing something useful in the narrows? Handing out clean water to poison family? What the fuck is is this.

Speaker 1: 1:00:30

I don't know. We're starting the story halfway fucking through what? Who is this? Neil Carlson? What, what? Who is Casey? I don't know what the fuck is going on. Okay, okay, who is Casey? And what the fuck is this? I need to know. Okay, let's just keep going. It probably does not fucking matter who Casey is. Casey may be a future survivor or something, I don't know. Okay, anyway.

Speaker 4: 1:01:01

Ania.

Speaker 1: 1:01:01

Yeah.

Speaker 4: 1:01:03

This bitch has the nerve to go life. Drop the narrows. Probably some save the bees shit.

Speaker 1: 1:01:09

I don't know what this is.

Speaker 4: 1:01:10

Excuse me, what People's teeth are falling out? Babies are being born with extra kneecaps. What the fuck is this? And you're out here acting like Casey joined a fucking MLM who is.

Speaker 1: 1:01:19

Casey, why is there an MLM and why are babies' teeth falling out? Jesus Christ, this is the worst episode of Camping them Softly Okay.

Speaker 4: 1:01:33

Your city's drinking mercury Gatorade, what? And you're worried about finding the perfect wall to draw mash ticks. What is In hot pink bubble letters? Mash ticks, nia's brain is graffiti on an empty can of lacroix. Why are we still talking about lacroix. Molly catches up with Casey, who's out there doing real humanitarian shit with a bunch of exhausted middle-aged moms.

Speaker 1: 1:01:53

Okay, what a humanitarian shit. She's giving out water. What is lacrosse? Why are we talking about lacrosse? She skates to a city to find Casey. We don't know who Casey is. We have no clue what. I have no clue what the fuck is happening.

Speaker 4: 1:02:09

Okay, Handing out water.

Speaker 1: 1:02:12

Apparently Calming down sick families. I don't know why they're sick.

Speaker 4: 1:02:14

Answering questions like is it safe to shower?

Speaker 1: 1:02:17

I don't, is it?

Speaker 4: 1:02:18

Is the water killing our kids Apparently if their teeth are falling out? And Nia, unbothered as ever?

Speaker 1: 1:02:24

Uh-huh.

Speaker 4: 1:02:25

Hits Casey with let's go to the park. I don't. There's a kid over here coughing up chromium and you want to grind a bench like you're in a Red Bull commercial? What the fuck? Mia sees the devastation and her response is, and I quote what's a few bottles of water going to do? What are they using the water for? Yeah, what the fuck? You ever seen someone fail a side quest morally before they even pick it up? Apparently so far removed from reality, she might as well be looping her empathy behind a jungle gym what the fuck. But then it starts to eat at her. Just a little. It's eating at me. She hears about Minamata disease.

Speaker 1: 1:02:58

Minamata disease Is Minamata. Is that what the kids have? Is that why their teeth are falling out? I am so fucking confused. Jesus, okay, keep yeah.

Speaker 4: 1:03:11

But then it starts to eat at her yeah, just a little. But then it starts to eat at her yeah, just a little. Right, she hears about Minamata disease. What the fuck.

Speaker 1: 1:03:15

What is it Google Z reads?

Speaker 4: 1:03:16

about the whole Mercury Horror.

Speaker 1: 1:03:18

Show Okay.

Speaker 4: 1:03:19

Convulsions, paralysis, babies born all fucked up and she starts to feel something. Not enough to do anything yet, but she's rattled Okay.

Speaker 1: 1:03:29

So there's a disease, apparently, in this fall city place. It might be caused by the water. I'm starting to, I'm trying to, we're trying to get detective-y here, and so it sounds like there's a water issue of some kind. It's causing baby's tees to fall out, it's causing toilets to clog, I don't fucking know. And so they're. Casey's doing something, I don't know. Was she giving out water with soccer moms and Nia says let's go to the park?

Speaker 4: 1:04:03

I don't fucking know Not enough to do anything yet. Uh-huh, she's rattled. Uh-huh. She lies in bed staring at a glass of water like it's going to attack her.

Speaker 1: 1:04:11

Back to the water.

Speaker 4: 1:04:17

And, for once, her little rebel heart skips a beat does it. So she tells casey oh god, yo come see this abandoned factory I just tagged okay, so she's okay.

Speaker 1: 1:04:23

There's an abandoned factory she has graffitied. Okay, like, do we care? Do we care that she has graffitied a factory?

Speaker 1: 1:04:33

I don't know if I care I can't figure out if I'm supposed to care about this. What am I caring about? What is life? I want to know what love is. Oh, by the way, I have a story about the fucking Jan and Dean that we need to talk about later. And okay, let's keep. We're going to power through this. Guys, we will make it through this deep dive. Why are we not doing killer deep dives? We should be doing killer deep dives, but for some reason we're doing survivor deep dives. Bad idea, okay. So she says come to this factory. I just tagged.

Speaker 4: 1:05:09

And Casey, a goddamn queen, shuts that shit down immediately. Thank God, big deal. You wrote your name on a wall. You want to impress me?

Speaker 1: 1:05:15

Piss off a tyrant. Is Casey male or female? If we're female, is she? I don't know if she is. You see where I'm going with this. I don't know if she's trying to impress Casey in a romantic way or if this is something that's going to like. Piss off all the people who hate Arella Rose for being trans. But I don't think Nia is gay, because David was the one that everybody got pissed about being gay, although I think gay women are treated differently by MAGA than gay men, and that's fucked up, but I think it's true. So, anyway, piss off a tyrant. You, you want to write your, write your name on a wall. That's nothing. Piss off a tyrant.

Speaker 4: 1:05:56

That's how you get casey's heart fucking bars okay nia looks like someone just told her billy eilish was a psyop. She shook. You could hear the gears in her head creaking like a rusty jane. Okay, um, my art can mean something Okay.

Speaker 1: 1:06:16

So Nia's just realizing that if she does graffiti, that the graffiti might actually have some kind of social or political meaning. What the I need more sounds? I've already run out of like usage for.

Speaker 4: 1:06:33

No shit, michelangelo. So she heads down to the river river okay, stares at the graveyard of industry. What? Is abandoned factory uh-huh poisoned water the water's poisoned from the factories and you can feel the realization start to bloom oh, they came boy, they profited, they take, they left okay, so that's what it is.

Speaker 1: 1:06:53

The abandoned factory used to be something. They polluted the river. The baby's teeth start falling out. Casey's given out water because apparently the water in the river is like Flint Michigan water. That's probably not the best sound effect for that, but that's where we are. So that's what Casey's doing. Nia has no fucking clue what's going on, because she's so stupid and she's just now realizing hey, this corporation might be bad. Maybe Baby C shouldn't be falling out.

Speaker 4: 1:07:28

She sounds like a divorced goth poet and it's kind of pathetic.

Speaker 1: 1:07:33

But also finally, finally, she's getting it. Okay, she's getting it Okay.

Speaker 4: 1:07:35

It's a special kind of evil to poison children. She says and yeah, getting it, okay, okay.

Speaker 1: 1:07:44

Z-Dare. I think it's Z-Dare Zyder, z-dare Mill. Maybe they're the ones doing it.

Speaker 4: 1:07:53

I don't fucking know. Oh no, you know, capitalism, the expansion pack.

Speaker 1: 1:07:59

Okay. So basically they're doing what all companies near rivers do to rivers. So this is basically America, or every other country really, because we're not even the ones that pollute the most. But that's beside the point. What am I even talking about? I don't even fucking know, but Nia is just now realizing this. I don't know if she's high school educated, I don't know if she's middle school educated, because even a child, even a six-year-old, can say that fucking brown liquid coming from that factory is not good to drink, because baby's teeth will start falling out if you drink that brown garbage she tags the fuck out of it okay spray paints over the security cams like she's in watchdogs.

Speaker 1: 1:08:44

Indie girl edition okay, so she's now a character in watchdogs, which could very well be true.

Speaker 4: 1:08:50

She finds a white garage door and drops a big ass signature. Like she's signing her name on a goddamn war crime. Why, and it's like okay, finally. Like she's signing her name on a goddamn war crime. And it's like okay, finally, this girl's cooking with something other than expired angst.

Speaker 1: 1:09:00

I still think she's cooking with expired angst, because I don't know how this graffiti is going to do anything.

Speaker 4: 1:09:07

She finds a white garage door.

Speaker 1: 1:09:08

Oh shit, sorry, Sorry, sorry, sorry Sorry.

Speaker 4: 1:09:12

And it's like, okay, finally this girl's coming with something else.

Speaker 1: 1:09:14

Oh no, sorry, sorry, that's me, that was me, don't let her off the hook.

Speaker 4: 1:09:17

She finds out and she's like okay, casey's a woman. But what the fuck does matchsticks even mean?

Speaker 1: 1:09:22

I have no fucking clue.

Speaker 4: 1:09:24

And Nia stares into space like someone asked her to spell accountability. She's never thought about making her tag a message.

Speaker 1: 1:09:31

Are you fucking serious? Then she asked Nia what the thing is that she's tagging and she doesn't even fucking know Like what is. I'm putting random letters on the fucking side of the building, but I have no clue why. Because I don't know what any of this shit means, because, guess what? I can't fucking read.

Speaker 4: 1:09:51

It was just a brand. Girl's been speed running nihilism. With a stencil, it doesn't even make sense. Casey starts dropping truth bombs. It was just a brand Girl's been speed running nihilism with a stencil.

Speaker 1: 1:09:57

It doesn't even make sense Casey starts dropping truth bombs Please, Casey.

Speaker 4: 1:10:00

That's show. Uh-huh Heart is rebellion it is. Kings still exist.

Speaker 1: 1:10:03

Yeah, they do.

Speaker 4: 1:10:04

CEOs are the new tyrants.

Speaker 1: 1:10:05

That's fucking right.

Speaker 4: 1:10:07

Yes.

Speaker 1: 1:10:09

That sounds like we're like some schoolgirls like Elvis-ing getting excited like the Beatles taking Like some schoolgirls like Elvis-ing getting excited like the Beatles taking their bras off and throwing them at the people that say kings, ceos or tyrants. It makes absolutely no sense.

Speaker 4: 1:10:23

And they've been scaring artists into silence for centuries. No fucking shit. She looks like she just realized she's been drawing hearts around her oppressors.

Speaker 1: 1:10:31

Okay.

Speaker 4: 1:10:32

So what does Casey do? Kills Nia, takes Nia to a dying kid's house.

Speaker 1: 1:10:37

Why is she taking him? Okay, let's go to this dying kid's house. He's got four teeth left, but I'm trying to give a message. This is awful, okay.

Speaker 4: 1:10:45

Oh, wow, okay, yeah, tag him Like spray paint. This kid's mouth Mercury poisoning Can't even eat without help. What is you want to tag something? Uh-huh Tag for him, for him, not for yourself. For him Don't be a rebel without a cause.

Speaker 1: 1:11:06

Rebel without a cause. Okay.

Speaker 4: 1:11:08

Nia's emotional spine finally forms like a calcium deposit. Oh Jesus, she finally sees what this is all about. What is it about?

Speaker 1: 1:11:18

No more tagging for clout no more it's just art bullshit.

Speaker 4: 1:11:19

Uh-huh, now it's war. Against what she lies in bed again staring at her glass of water.

Speaker 1: 1:11:23

I don't like this story, but this time it's different. Okay, she's not scared, why not?

Speaker 4: 1:11:28

She's furious, oh, she starts thinking about her old teachers, the ones who told her don't be political.

Speaker 1: 1:11:33

Well, they were idiots, she realizes everything is political. She's learning what everybody learns in like freshman level philosophy class, and she's too dumb. I can't with Nia Carlson. This makes me never want to play as Nia Carlson ever again, because she is so stupid.

Speaker 4: 1:11:55

She wasn't making art, she was making decoration. Okay, now she wants to turn the mayor's luxury sedan into a goddamn mural of resistance.

Speaker 1: 1:12:05

Is this the stupidest story? Is it just me? Or is this the dumbest fucking story I've ever heard in my life? That she they're polluting the fucking river, killing children, and she's going to take a Rolls Royce and and put some spray paint on it and that's going to do something. This, this makes absolutely no sense.

Speaker 4: 1:12:29

You're yes, it's a human right.

Speaker 1: 1:12:31

Of course it's a weapon. No, it's not. And then, and what kind of it is she?

Speaker 4: 1:12:35

just stopped being a character and started being a fucking problem she no final thoughts. She is a problem, he starts this story as a fucking hot topic. Mannequin yes, right is it as a diy molotov cocktail with wheels no, she doesn't, because this is not molotov cocktails.

Speaker 1: 1:12:50

She's putting random letters on cars.

Speaker 4: 1:12:55

Still a flashlight clicking red in most trials, but hey, at least now her graffiti means something.

Speaker 1: 1:13:01

It doesn't mean anything because she's stuck.

Speaker 4: 1:13:02

I want me to tear into her perks next. And why? Urban evasion is just I can't loop, so I'll sneak. It is actually or you want me to cook her mains first? I got sauce ready for both.

Speaker 1: 1:13:12

Uh, no, let's not. Nikki, thank you, I'm tired of this. I can't with that Nikki. Thank you, nikki. That that was a lot of Nikki for one day. That was a lot of bullshit, nikki. I can handle. I can take a lot of Nikki in a podcast, but I can't take a lot of bullshit dead by daylight. Normally we don't talk about by Daylight this much, but we're talking about a fucking lot of Dead by Daylight.

Speaker 1: 1:13:38

So now here's what we got to do. We've got one more fucking segment and it's my favorite segment of the day that we've got to go over. And I know, you know what this segment is, you know what the segment is and you know I do this so I can actually get to the sound of the segment. That's why I do this so slowly, so I can do this quickly Now. See, I was ready. I sounded ready that time because I'm always ready for this fucking segment. There it is, grab your hats. I don't know.

Speaker 1: 1:14:23

Dublin, have they been on? Lately I haven't been following Dublin. Yeah, georgia, yep, yep, yep. Where the fuck? Georgia, yep, yep, yep. Okay, we're going to have to turn you down.

Speaker 1: 1:14:47

Talks, father, thank you for coming by. And, uh, I want to thank a few of the cities. I want to thank a few of you and I'm going to get like a little air horn for you guys. I shout you out because I'm always excited to hear from you guys Shut the fuck up, dude. How do I turn you off here? What if I do that? Does that stop there? It does, yes, okay, we've stopped. All right. So we've got a few new and returning listeners and I want to go down the list, but then we're going to get to the main show here, so let me go. Where did that fucking go? I just fucking had it, dude. God damn it. Okay. So the ones that I'm seeing that I have not thanked recently, because the list is so fucking long that I don't remember who I've already thanked, who is new, who is not I just let's just go through some of them.

Speaker 1: 1:15:41

Ifrata, pennsylvania. Thank you for coming by. Why is it not playing? I accidentally put the song back on. How do I turn it off? Okay, there we go. Okay, there we go. I think we're fine now. I think we're fine now.

Speaker 1: 1:15:57

Ephrata, pennsylvania. Thank you for coming by. Muthan, I already thanked you. I remember you. Mississauga, ontario. I think I already thanked you.

Speaker 1: 1:16:08

Noonan, georgia. I don't, noonan, georgia, penhice, parana, parana, parana, penhice. I don't even fucking know what you're doing right now. Anyway, providence, rhode Island. Yeah, we already got you, kazani. We visited you before Aachen. We visited you way back when Stoke-on-Trent. You are new here. Thank you for coming by Stoke-on-Trent, and let's see who else we've got.

Speaker 1: 1:16:40

We've got Brussels from the capital of what is it? Brussels, belgium, brussels, belgium, right. Why am I? I'm a geography teacher. I don't even fucking know. I know right. Yes, brussels Belgium, right, belgium. It's Brussels, belgium, a densely populated region in Belgium. Yes, that's correct, I got it right. Yes, that was the wrong fucking sound.

Speaker 1: 1:17:05

Okay, so, anyway, but there is one city that we need to single out for the next when the fuck are the viewers from? Are you guys ready for this? I don't have. I wish I had like a. No, that's not it. I thought I had one, didn't I have a drum roll. At some point I had a drum roll. I don't know what happened to the fuck. Is this it? How do you like me now? That's not it, but that's cool, but that's not it. Where, where is the fucking? I don't know where it is. I can't find it. I keep trying to make everything better and I end up making it worse, and that's the story of my fucking life right now.

Speaker 1: 1:17:46

So let's go to our city randomly. We're gonna talk about none other than fenimore fenimore does anyone? Does anyone know Fenimore? I say Fenimore and everybody's like what the fuck is that? We're going to talk about Fenimore, wisconsin. And then let me get you Fenimore Wisconsin. Thank you for stopping by, but you know we've got somebody who's going to tell us about Fenimore Wisconsin. Thank you for stopping by, but you know we've got somebody who's going to tell us about Fenimore Wisconsin. Okay, so anyway, let me get. Hey, nikki, this week we're thanking our visitor or our listeners from Fenimore Wisconsin, wisconsin, on where the fuck are the viewers from segment. I heard you've been there and you have a pretty wild ass story about it. Can you tell us about Fenimore and what happened to you there? Question mark there we go, and let's go, and I'm going to pull up Fenimore's website as we, as I wait for him.

Speaker 1: 1:19:16

Fenimore Wisconsin. Here we go, guys. You're going to learn about Fenimore Wisconsin. The population's 2,700 people. This might be the smallest city since fucking Parsons Tennessee. It actually might be smaller than Parsons, parsons Tennessee. Hang on, parsons Tennessee. Remember that's the home of little Josh's catfish house? Oh, actually, little Parsons, tennessee has two thousand three hundred people in Fenimore, fucking, wisconsin has and where did I put it? I just Googled it. It's like they got two thousand seven hundred people. So in a war between Fenimore, wisconsin, and Parsons, tennessee, in one hundred people and a hundred men and one gorilla, I think Fenimore would probably win in a war between the two cities, although we can check demographically who has more adults and married couples, because we know married couples. There's two things about married couples Either they will fight harder because they love each other or there could be several cases of friendly fire, depending on how you feel about that. And then also, let's see here we've got some NFL players from Fenimore, wisconsin. We have Luke Swan, who is now a coach. We have Eugene Rowell who is an NFL player. We have some legislators. I guess from there have some legislators, I guess from there.

Speaker 1: 1:20:41

The average household income is $34,000 and the town is 99 fucking percent white and I have no clue what sound to use there, because if I use the hell yeah sound, that's going to sound awful. If I like there's no sound that I can use, that is like appropriate. Actually, now that I'm looking, the town is 99% white. Is that okay? 99% white, 99% white. You gotta give him that huck too. No, 99%, I can't do that. Stone cold hell, yeah, well okay, Anyway for better or worse.

Speaker 1: 1:21:21

Okay, fenimore Wisconsin. Now let me. Okay, I'm tired and we're talking about Fenimore Wisconsin and I don't even know what to say about it because we didn't.

Speaker 1: 1:21:33

I didn't even look at the. I didn't even look at the website. I want to start looking up the website. Fenimore, wisconsin website. Fenimore, wisconsin. Oh my God, there's a dude in a fucking. He's got the biggest fucking mega ass mustache and some fucking dumb what are those called? Whenever you go into a lake to go fishing, you got the khaki colored fucking ass outfit. You can pay your bills online here and there are some after hours emergency numbers. And also Fenimore is the mecca for fly fishing.

Speaker 1: 1:22:09

What, what? I can't even hear this fucking video. Why do they not make their videos appropriately sound, like sounded? Why did they not make them the appropriate volume? Hang on. This is a video from Fenimore, wisconsin's website about the being the Mecca, the religious capital of fly fishing. Why can't I not hear this bullshit? Now, I can't even fucking hear it. Okay, hang on. But audio issues here, everybody. Um, what, but why? But why? Is my fucking question. Why won't this shit fucking play? I can't hear it. I can hear everything else on every other fucking website except for this fucking Fenimore ass, wisconsin ass website. Why do you make your fucking banjo so loud? I can't hear.

Speaker 3: 1:23:12

The accessibility of the water, the potential to catch trophy trout, public easements along most streams and the scenic beauty of the area.

Speaker 1: 1:23:21

I can't hear anything and this fucking hillbilly is fucking trying to fly fish in this fucking river. Penemore is an area of timeless beauty.

Speaker 1: 1:23:31

I can't. It's an area of timeless beauty, apparently, and if you need to go online, you can find the Rotter inventory survey results in a PDF form, and they also need you to take the water material inventory survey, which I am currently filling out. What is my name? My name is Nikki AI Dente. What type of building do I live in? I live in a multi. No, I live in a non-residential. I live in a school or childcare center.

Speaker 1: 1:24:01

All right, your current property side service line may look like this. They're asking about the water fucking pipes and I am filling this shit out. It's a two inch pipe. Now let's check our service line. What is your property side service line? Material Confirmed means you're 100%. They're asking what the pipes are made of. I'm going to confirm that they're lead fucking pipes. What was the install date? If you don't know your exact date, give us here. It was installed in 2024. My lead pipes were installed in 2024. And that's why the children's teeth are fucking falling out. What's the point of entry treatment? I don't know. I'm clicking yes. What is the plumbing material? It is copper with lead solder In building.

Speaker 1: 1:24:50

I'm submitting. Oh shit, it has my email. It has my actual, real email on here switch account and I'm going to uh, switching to this. And then we're going here, nikki dente, nikki a I dente, okay, and we're non-residential. We've got lead. I have to redo this. Two inch fucking lead pipes, fucking oozing lead, that were installed last year I can't remember if I said last year or this year, but it has lead solder here and then the plumbing install date was 2024. And then I'm going to submit and then we're going to see if they respond. I don't know. I just said we've got lead in our fucking pipes in 2024, which may or may not be a good idea, and I just advertised it online that I'm fucking defrauding Fenimore Wisconsin. So there's well, okay, apparently we enjoy the fact that we are defrauding Fenimore Wisconsin by telling them we have lead in our pipes in 20. And I'm repeating the same thing over again just so they can use it against me in the upcoming trial. Okay, fenimore, nikki Fenimore, tell me about it.

Speaker 4: 1:26:03

Fenimore, wisconsin. Yes, all right, let me tell you something about that cursed little patch of cheddar-stained farmland they call a town. I went there once, once.

Speaker 1: 1:26:13

Okay.

Speaker 4: 1:26:14

It was supposed to be a routine job oh my god uncle naki tells me there's a family artifact stashed in a forgotten meat locker behind a bait shop in fenimore okay, a relic from the provolone purge of 87 80 1887 or 1987, a provolone purge of 87.

Speaker 1: 1:26:32

I don't know if that's 1987, 1887 or 1787, which would be very different. Okay, it was a gold plate of ravioli passed down from don zamboni himself who is don?

Speaker 4: 1:26:44

naturally don fucking zamboni speedrun spaghetti, the basement bolognese.

Speaker 1: 1:26:48

And marco the mouse who, surprise, surprise, forgets to pack the goddamn map okay, these, these are the three, right, We've talked about them a little bit Basement Bolognese, Marco the Mouse and Speed Run Spaghetti.

Speaker 4: 1:27:02

We arrive on a cover of Night. Okay, I'm dressed like a traveling fondue consultant to blend in with the locals. What the fuck? Wisconsin Camouflage what he?

Speaker 1: 1:27:13

says a fondue consultant is Wisconsin. Camouflage.

Speaker 4: 1:27:23

Fuck, fuck, fuck, nicky, nicky, Uh-huh.

Speaker 1: 1:27:32

Parmesan's a form of cultural terrorism. He has two thumbs on one hand. Hey, I can stop it. Remember, there we go. Ah shit, Okay, All right, next Nikki.

Speaker 4: 1:27:51

That's when I knew this was Earl Grey.

Speaker 1: 1:27:57

Oh God.

Speaker 4: 1:27:57

Territory. No, turns out, the tea tyrant himself had beaten us there.

Speaker 3: 1:28:03

To fucking. Venmore, Wisconsin. Left behind one of his signature calling cards.

Speaker 4: 1:28:06

A scone stabbed into a fish head, floating in a teacup full of lukewarm Earl Grey. What? Oh shit what the fuck was that Nikki Quit it. I had to turn that. That.

Speaker 1: 1:28:22

That about that shut the fuck up. That about blew my fucking eardrums out. That was insanity. What happened? Just that was loud and it hurt.

Speaker 4: 1:28:36

Okay, Nikki Voice show halfway through the meat locker. When speed run triggers a silent alarm by trying to blight, dash through a freezer door. Next thing you know we're surrounded by Earl's goons.

Speaker 1: 1:28:43

Okay.

Speaker 4: 1:28:44

Proper Patricia.

Speaker 1: 1:28:45

Yeah.

Speaker 4: 1:28:46

And that smug bastard English breakfast Eddie.

Speaker 1: 1:28:50

I've never heard of this guy. To insult my meatball to arm ratio in front of my own crew His meatball to arm ratio, in front of my own crew, his meatball to arm ratio. What the fuck is that?

Speaker 4: 1:29:01

I well snowball fight breaks out a snowball fight actual snowball. Why wisconsin combat protocol? Okay except these weren't ordinary snowballs. These were laced with cambridge crumpet crumbs. Okay, passive-aggressive remarks Very effective against Mediterranean blood. Long story short, we escaped by hijacking a cheese curd delivery truck, drive it into a ditch and hide inside a wheel of Gouda for six hours. I didn't even get the ravioli stamp. You know who ended up with it Some survivor Maine from Platteville.

Speaker 1: 1:29:31

Where is Platteville? Okay, nikki, thank you, platteville. Where is Platteville? Okay, nikki, thank you. That's it, for when the Fuck Are the Viewers From? I got nothing fucking else. That's it. I'm playing two songs at once. I don't know what I'm doing here anymore. We're at an hour and twenty-nine minutes. We're an hour and a half right now. Can you believe it? This has been the worst episode ever.

Speaker 1: 1:29:59

I came back. Why did I even fucking come back? I don't know. I don't know why I come here for you guys. I think it's because you guys keep me company. This is my. You know.

Speaker 1: 1:30:11

This really means something to me. Funnily enough, it does mean something and I just want to thank you guys for coming by. I want to thank you for supporting the podcast. I want to thank you for advocating for the discord, the Twitch, everything. It means so much that you guys come by and this is it's hard to describe and I could try, but I'd probably end up getting fucking emotional and some survivor main would record it and put it out somewhere. So I'm not going to do hard to describe and I could try, but I'd probably end up getting fucking emotional and some survivor main would record it and put it out somewhere. So I'm not going to do that, but I do want to thank you guys and then we'll get to episode 53 next week. I don't even know what it's going to fucking be about. Um, actually, I do know what it will probably be about is because they're going to have the fucking thing right the PAX East and so Five Nights at Freddy's will probably be the thing that we talk about next week. I don't know, but we'll be back then and I just want to thank you guys and let me see if I can get something special for you on the way out.

Speaker 1: 1:31:10

I don't know what it's going to be, but I'm going to try. I'm going to try here. What? Okay, the song was still playing. It was throwing me off, so I'm going to get let's see, we're going to have chat GPT write a song you know what I'm not going to, because I enjoyed whenever I have it look at the transcript and make up a song about the transcript. I feel like this one's going to be fucking insane. This song is going to be a living fucking nightmare. I guarantee you, and you're going to hear it right about fucking. Now, satan, see us out, get the fuck out of my face. We'll be back next week.

Speaker 2: 1:32:05

Trailer 10 poops can't dismiss Blood moons. Done XP's, back to X1 pace. Chaos shuffles here. Survivors grin, killers lose the race. They rename the archives To the riff folks. What a twist.

Speaker 2: 1:32:25

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