Vaguely Inconsistent

Gridiron Glories, Tokyo Travels, and Monster Movie Mayhem

JDL Season 1 Episode 44

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Could you imagine rooting for a completely different NFL team once your favorites are out of the playoffs? We kick things off with a passionate discussion about shifting loyalties and how personal ties can influence our choices—perhaps the Bills or Vikings might become your new temporary favorites! Our chat takes an unexpected twist as we navigate the world of game ticket resales and the logistics of attending games that have been moved due to unpredictable weather, with a particular nod to California's recent challenges.

Wild Card Weekend had its fair share of shockers, and we break down the highlights: Houston's unexpected triumph over the Chargers, Buffalo steamrolling Denver, and a tight Philadelphia win against Green Bay. There's plenty of praise for Mike Tomlin's coaching skills, despite the Steelers' quarterback woes. And as we look towards the divisional playoffs, we'll let you in on our bold predictions and who we think might come out on top. Whether you're a die-hard football fan or just love a good underdog story, this segment has something for everyone.

Beyond the gridiron, our journey takes us to Tokyo, where we're planning a flexible adventure filled with Disneyland shenanigans, karaoke nights, and maybe even a glimpse of the Star Wars Celebration. We share some laughs about our towering friend Jack and ponder over media bias, water management, and even Jason Statham's latest action-packed role. From movie monsters to He-Man casting rumors, our conversation is a playful rollercoaster across the world of sports, travel, and entertainment that promises plenty of laughs and surprises along the way.

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Speaker 1:

tonight.

Speaker 2:

What up.

Speaker 1:

That's what the W's for.

Speaker 3:

Your team didn't win.

Speaker 1:

Washington, but fuck Washington.

Speaker 3:

He was going for the Bucs. Buffalo won, and that's what matters, I mean while the Giants are out, I gotta pick another New York team.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, that bubble is gonna slowly get bigger and bigger. Oh man, you know what? I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, that bubble is going to slowly get bigger and bigger. Oh man, you know what? I didn't really think about that. Obviously, I expected the Steelers to lose, so I'm not even worried about that. But I didn't really think about who am I going to root for? I guess Minnesota.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, I mean, obviously We'll do it for Duke.

Speaker 1:

Well, yeah, obviously the quarterback went to USC. Well, yeah, obviously the quarterback went to USC. Yeah, hello, why else would I root for Minnesota? I have no other skin in the game here. And you got Jordan Addison. He went to USC.

Speaker 3:

We'll just put everything behind Duke. Now we're Vikings fans for the rest of the season. Until they lose, and then I'll switch it over to somebody else like the Chiefs or something.

Speaker 1:

I would pick the Chiefs just so it pisses off Broncos fans even more. That's true Because it would.

Speaker 2:

They did announce the playoffs and we can talk about that for a bit, I guess. So this week we have one game left, the most important game of the weekend.

Speaker 1:

The fire replaced game.

Speaker 2:

The fireplace game that's now being held in Arizona, where a ton of Rams fans bought season ticket. Fans bought tickets and then flipped them. If they ain't gonna go to Arizona, they'll just sell their tickets online.

Speaker 1:

Rightfully so.

Speaker 2:

I did contemplate. I was like well, maybe I'll fly down there and wait until like right before the game, when the tickets are like the tickets bottom out, because everyone's like, oh shit, like nobody's, yeah, yeah, because I mean literally the only people that are going to, unless you're doing some sort of 24-hour bus flight situation what's they are people, for people to go from la to to phoenix, like yeah, the owner.

Speaker 1:

The owner is providing buses for that.

Speaker 3:

I think that's cool.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the owner of the Rams.

Speaker 3:

As he should.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's pretty solid.

Speaker 3:

He needs to be mad they didn't put it on Allegiant then.

Speaker 1:

Man right, I know you would have hooked me up. I still don't get why it's not Like why Arizona or they could have stayed in California and went up to San Francisco Stadium. There's a lot of options.

Speaker 3:

I'm just trying to figure out why and I haven't seen anywhere where they explain why arizona versus fill in the blank. Okay, I'm sure that it's just like, like they said, every game has contingency plans, like even during the regular year. So I think it's just like okay, this game's going to be here. If it can't be, it's going to be here.

Speaker 1:

It's just scheduled.

Speaker 3:

Everyone has a backup plan. There's always a backup plan. We just don't know what it is. Because how often do you need to do it? Because they play in fucking blizzards and cheese fans are getting frostbite on their balls.

Speaker 1:

Wait, they can play in the blizzard, but they can't play in some smog. What the fuck.

Speaker 3:

I don't know. It wasn't that bad. We were in Anaheim, that's about 60 minutes from the fires.

Speaker 2:

It wasn't bad, but you picked a good couple of days to go, when there was hardly any winds. You showed up the day after the 100 mile, an hour winds and you got home the day before the 100 mile an hour winds.

Speaker 1:

You said it wasn't bad, but does that mean it was noticeable?

Speaker 3:

I didn't notice it at all, like when we drove in Friday night there was a little bit, but there's another fire that's only like 30 miles from Anaheim, so I think that's what that was from.

Speaker 2:

There was one closer to them than the fires that showed up. With the way the mountain ranges and stuff like that are in the LA area, though, like they're very isolated, like orange county and la are very isolated from each other as far as that goes, like you could be in orange county and not get any wind at all and you'll drive into downtown la and trees will be like. So that doesn't surprise me at all that there was not even any kind of error.

Speaker 3:

Well, we had lunch with my brother and he said it was bad earlier this week. So I think we, just Like you said, we just got lucky with the way the wind was blowing and everything yeah.

Speaker 1:

Alright, duke pull up next week's schedule Minus the one game.

Speaker 2:

So we have the one game tomorrow and then We'll just blow through the games that have already happened this weekend real quick and get your guys' take on them. We got the Chargers played Houston and Houston won 32-12. Not too shy Herbert threw more interceptions in that game than he did in the entire season.

Speaker 1:

Yep, the NFL memes. Just pictures of Herbert cocking the ball back.

Speaker 3:

He's like I'm sure there's a Texan down there somewhere. Yep, the NFL memes just pictures of Herbert cocking the ball back. He's like I'm sure there's a Texan down there somewhere.

Speaker 1:

Yep, I mean, herbert can't handle the spotlight, that's been proven. Okay, Again, not surprised A lot of people had Chargers winning that game, for whatever reason. I was like all right, y'all idiots.

Speaker 2:

Baltimore put the bang thing on Pittsburgh 2014.

Speaker 1:

No shock there. I'm surprised, it was only 28, 14 yeah, those memes charger.

Speaker 3:

The steelers are always good enough to get to the playoffs, never bad enough to get to the. Get a good draft pick, to get a qb, so they can win my neighbor across the way.

Speaker 1:

Is is from pittsburgh and, and, and I tell them that every time I was like, dude, pittsburgh won't do anything Until they can get a quarterback, a franchise quarterback, and they're not bad enough to get a franchise quarterback. So Every year Everyone's like Tomlin needs to be fired. I'm like you guys are idiots. Anybody who says Tomlin needs to be fired is an idiot.

Speaker 3:

He's keeping them in the game.

Speaker 1:

He's the reason they keep making the playoffs, despite shitty ass rosters.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, watching him during the in-season. So the last the in-season hard knocks was the. They did the whole division.

Speaker 2:

They did the AFC South North. So it was Cleveland, pittsburgh, the Bengals and the Ravens and Mike Tomlin, just I mean I mean again mike tomlin. I I love mike tomlin because he's from he was a minnesota coach for a long time too, so but he's just so like the way he talks and how he candles himself and stuff is just like you're like I want to have a drink with that guy. I think you know like he is just the most like low-key when he gets upset about stuff. Even his getting upset about stuff is still so low-key it's almost more threatening than somebody who blows up and yells.

Speaker 1:

Looking like William and shit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and then the third AFC playoff game this weekend for the wild card was Denver versus Buffalo, and Buffalo put the bang thing on Denver 31-7, which I don't think surprised anybody. No.

Speaker 1:

The only surprise was that Denver took that 7-0 lead. That was the only surprise in the game.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, two seconds. So then in the NFC, detroit had KC at the bye, so they had the bye for the wild card. In the NFC, detroit had the bye, so they had the buy for the wild card. In the NFC, detroit had the buy. The first game of that, the first game was earlier today. Philadelphia went out against Green Bay. I don't think Philadelphia looked really I don't think they looked great. I mean, they looked, they didn't. They looked like they should have beaten the Green Bay Packers and they did, but they didn't look like world beaters at all.

Speaker 1:

They didn't look elite, they. They looked horrible. They should have won by 25 and they skimmed by. It was just like the packers aren't that good? Philadelphia should have it. Should that? There should have been no doubt, and at one point I think it was a 16 10 game and it was like that.

Speaker 2:

That game has no business being 16 it was 16 10 until pretty late into the fourth quarter two field goals at the end yeah, but yeah, I mean I watched a game with a bunch of Packers fans and all of them at the end were kind of like the sane ones, were kind of like I don't understand how we weren't beaten by Thor, because Philadelphia was in the first quarter. Philadelphia was marching down the field multiple times, it just didn't field goal or nothing coming up for it. And then the other game that happened earlier tonight was Washington at Tampa Bay and Washington squeaked it out with the last second field goal and won 23-20.

Speaker 1:

Doink.

Speaker 2:

Doink yeah, yeah, hey, when you got to have the luck, you got to have the luck, you know.

Speaker 1:

You know again not a surprise in that game you have a 12-5 Washington team playing a 10-7 Tampa team.

Speaker 3:

So it's like no, yeah, they should have won, right.

Speaker 1:

I'm all like, okay, they won a game, they should have won no big deal.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so it was the only upset.

Speaker 1:

But until Tampa's defense can on the back line they had a couple injuries, I get it, but until they get their secondary set, Tampa's always going to be a one or two and done. They're not going to go anywhere until they fix the secondary.

Speaker 2:

Again, not surprising. That was the only upset of the weekend. All the others, the higher seed, won, and then tomorrow night we have Minnesota at the Rams. So for the next week, for the divisional playoffs we have here we go, here we go, here we go. We have Houston playing KC four against one. Stop right there, kc by eight. I don't have any odds up. I'm just looking at the NFL bracket. Jack, do you have the odds up? No, I don't Hold on. I don't know if they have odds up yet. They probably do somewhere.

Speaker 1:

If they do, they'd be on ESPN, since they have their own bet at All right. Hold on, let's see.

Speaker 3:

Well, keep going through the list while Jack's looking at it Okay, so you said, I got it.

Speaker 2:

You said KC by eight.

Speaker 1:

I got KC by eight in that game.

Speaker 3:

Hold on. Look at the negative right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it should say KC minus whatever number.

Speaker 3:

Seven and a half.

Speaker 2:

All right, that's close enough All For the AFC. We have Baltimore at Buffalo. I think that could be possibly the game of the oh dude, I think that could be the game of the weekend.

Speaker 1:

I think everybody's going to Well, unless Minnesota wins, because then they go to Detroit.

Speaker 2:

No, they go to Philadelphia.

Speaker 1:

I thought Minnesota, oh yeah that's right.

Speaker 2:

You already said that Washington is the lowest. That's right.

Speaker 1:

They're the sixth seed, so, no matter what, they go to Detroit. Okay so Ravens at Bills. Bills are home Bills. It's either a pick-em or a one-pointer, bills by one.

Speaker 3:

Negative one.

Speaker 2:

For the Bills. And then the other game that's already set is next week is Washington at Detroit.

Speaker 3:

I don't have thoughts for that.

Speaker 1:

I would say that's got to be like nine when it's done, hold on.

Speaker 3:

They have a spread Detroit negative eight and a half there you go.

Speaker 2:

Good job, blue. You need to become a handicapped guy yeah, handicapped well then uh, okay.

Speaker 1:

So then, or I have a gambling problem, one of the two yeah, yeah, you need.

Speaker 2:

Here's a number, here's a number you should call, then we. So then, if minnesota goes to philly, who do you like in that game?

Speaker 1:

who do?

Speaker 2:

I like minnesota oh yeah, and then if the rams go to that, if the rams win and go to, philly well, there you go, guys. You heard it here first.

Speaker 1:

Again, put your bets in now with those matches minnesota, minnesota, philly, rams, philly. I don't know there'd be a surprise, whoever wins that game. I think it'll be a Baltimore-Buffalo situation where if it's Minnesota-Philly, it might be Philly by one and that's it. If it's the Rams, it will be Philly by like four, or something like that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah I think that's fair.

Speaker 1:

The Rams have a good team, don't get me wrong. Their offense can keep up. I just don't know if their defense can.

Speaker 2:

I just was not. I mean, I haven't seen a lot of Philly this year and besides Saquon, like I was not impressed with what I saw today, like I just you know, yeah, hurts will ruin the game.

Speaker 1:

Hurts will find a way to lose it for him if it's Minnesota. The problem is, darnold will also find a way to lose it for him if it's Minnesota. Danny D also find a way to lose it for him. If it's minnesota, danny dimes, it's time. Vanilla vic, let's go. Baby vanilla, that's a good one. I haven't heard that one yet. That's good, that's good, but yeah, wait. Obviously, if darnold played like he did the last week, good, they'll get blown out but again, it's, it's, that's a one week sample over 18 weeks.

Speaker 2:

Right, like sort of my. My thing is I'm like that, I'm glad, I'm good, I would rather them have this late, I would rather them lay an egg last week than this week. Right, oh, I agree, I agree. To me, this is the, this is the wake up call, and either you're going to show what you were before this or you're going to prove that yeah, everybody was right.

Speaker 1:

Darnold has that same gene that Herbert has, where he can't play in the big game. So we'll see how it plays out.

Speaker 2:

Yeah yeah, so tomorrow won't be anxiety-ridden at all.

Speaker 1:

It'd be nice to see. I don't know, I kind of want to see Detroit, minnesota again for one Super Bowl spot, and then anybody but the Ravens. I guess Buffalo Kansas City would be interesting, because this time the game would be in Kansas City and Kansas City's only lost this year at Buffalo. So those two games I'd be okay with, and then at that point any matchup is going to be a good matchup.

Speaker 2:

And then we're heading to New Orleans. Boys Podcast from New Orleans, let's go.

Speaker 3:

I got the press passes in the mail yesterday. Let's go.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we got a podcast. We should get media credentials. No shit, we need to start, you hear, that yeah, we need to start laying some, you hear that SDCC pro badge.

Speaker 2:

You hear that.

Speaker 1:

Media badge. You hear that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, star Wars Celebration, let's go. Come on media. We've been doing almost a year of podcasts. I think we earned something.

Speaker 1:

Does that apply in foreign countries? How does that work? I don't know. I'm still curious about how ADA is going to work in a foreign country.

Speaker 3:

If it does.

Speaker 1:

I don't know. I'm still curious about how ADA is going to work in a foreign country?

Speaker 2:

If it does, if it even exists in a foreign country right.

Speaker 1:

They're like back of the line and Japan's like, unless you got relatives from Hiroshima you don't.

Speaker 3:

They're like oh, you're missing a leg, here's a new robot leg. And you know what?

Speaker 2:

Jack was going to get the front of the line, but after that, nope, we heard your podcast, sir, you get nothing.

Speaker 1:

Damn Nagasaki.

Speaker 2:

How was your guys' first full week of 2025?

Speaker 1:

Bad Working Nothing eventful.

Speaker 3:

Getting over the last end of that stomach bug I had. But yeah, that's alright Nice.

Speaker 1:

You went to Disney. You was more than fine. Come on now.

Speaker 3:

I was. I was Look, I haven't. I was yeah, look, I didn't been since last year. All right, that's a good point. For a while I haven't been all year until this weekend.

Speaker 2:

Missed a whole weekend.

Speaker 1:

Right, it took you 10 days to make it happen, but yeah, I can't believe y'all got to put in vacation 11 months early.

Speaker 2:

I think you're just being proactive about it, right, or do you have to put it in now?

Speaker 3:

I mean, you could put it in now or you could wait and see. But if all the spots get taken, then you're taking off a random Wednesday.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I misunderstood. I took it as like if you don't do it in January, you can't take vacation later in the year. No, you can if it's available, right, okay, but if you want full weeks, you need to get it in now.

Speaker 2:

So, this is your best bet for getting it right Exactly. This is like the most guaranteed way.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I mean honestly it makes after as light as it was traffic-wise there, people traffic-wise last year. I don't see that's bad. Plus, it'll give me six months to recoup the Japan costs. Yeah, word yeah, because I don't know. I'm still going to do my own planning for Japan. Like, am I going to go to Okinawa? Am I going to ditch off for a day to go to Okinawa? I don't know yet. I haven't looked into it, but I need to, I know, nothing yet.

Speaker 3:

We know when we're landing, we know when the celebration is, and that's it.

Speaker 1:

Are we doing Disney the Monday, tuesday? Are we doing it the Tuesday, wednesday? We got none of that shit set. And if it's Tuesday, wednesday, what are we going to do? Monday, maybe. If it's tuesday, wednesday, what are we gonna do monday? Maybe I'll go to okinawa on monday, you know. So there's, there's like I'm like you know what it's close, we're within that, almost less than a hundred. I was gonna say we're at three, three, three months and a week. So it's like not even a week. So it's like I gotta start figuring it out.

Speaker 1:

But and then all the touristy shit to do, yeah I mean part of the same thing with duke right, you got to plan your shit too, because you got with your friends and then the time, oh man, your schedule is probably worse than ours.

Speaker 2:

Planning wise, I mean part of it for me is I'm just like I'm I'll have like a general plan. A couple days ago I was talking with one of my friends I'm going with and they were like well, should we like reserve hotels now for all the places we're going? And I, I'm like I've got to play that by year I'll have like where I'm going to be staying like the first night, cause I know I won't want to deal with that shit when I land. But beyond that, like I want to try to keep myself as flexible as possible. So if you guys show up and are like let's go to Disneyland today, this works today, or whatever, like I don't want to be hard set in, like oh, I got to be here, I got to do this because I've already made these hotel resorts, you know, and so I'm trying to keep my. There's things I want to do, but I'm trying to also keep myself kind of flexible as far as timing goes.

Speaker 1:

So you're asking about hostels.

Speaker 2:

No, there's a lot of hotels and stuff like that and you know worst case scenario. I'll hop on the train for half an hour and go to the next town. I'm not super worried about it. I'm going to try to travel as late as possible so I don't have to carry around a bunch of stuff. I know when I'm landing.

Speaker 3:

I kind of know Bro you better have a stick with a fucking knapsack on it. Then, if you're gonna be a hobo, go all the fucking way.

Speaker 1:

That is the way to do it.

Speaker 2:

I got a stick, but it's only for you, sir.

Speaker 3:

And you do hang a small sack off of it.

Speaker 1:

That cloth is for later. Gotta clean up somehow, exactly.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but uh yeah. So I mean, I'm just trying to. It's one of those things, like I just don't want to put myself in a situation that I don't get to hang out with you guys if an opportunity presents to hang out with you guys more. You know what I'm saying. Like, um, you know, I'm still planning on coming and hanging out with you guys, at least during celebration, for sure, and then, depending on what the plan is afterwards, like, for example, my flight doesn't leave until like 8.30 on Tuesday night. So I have all day Tuesday to go and do things. If we decide that's the day we want to go do DisneySea, cool, I'll leave my shit in the room and then we'll just swing by. I'll just swing by and pick it up on my way to the airport.

Speaker 1:

That would only give you like eight hours there, but Depends on that would only give you like eight hours there, but again it's like how much?

Speaker 2:

well, I won't know until I know, until we get there, on how much time somebody actually needs right. Because again, this is when I go to Disneyland. I don't do anything like Space Mountain, Big Thunder Railroad, any of those types of rides, so my time at disneyland is actually much shorter than like you guys, because you're doing all the, the tower of terror and the, you know, all of those types of things that I don't. I can leave and say, okay, now you guys can go do that, you know, and then I do have bad news for you we have a tiki room at disney japan say that again we have to do the Tiki Room at Disney Japan Say that again.

Speaker 3:

We have to do the Tiki Tiki Room.

Speaker 1:

Why.

Speaker 3:

Stitch hosts it. This time. It's different Lou's like I'm going to Okinawa that day.

Speaker 1:

Right, I was like alright, so that's the day.

Speaker 2:

How long is the Tiki Tiki Room going to take? Okay, I'll meet you guys at the other side.

Speaker 1:

It's like alright, what ride do I want to do? That y'all don't none well, that is fair, though it's different. So I can, I can take a look at it. I just know I have no interest in doing the one in la or anaheim anymore. It was like I did it once and I was. I was bored, it was like man. Why is this exciting? And the thing is my old boss and their family. They love that was like their favorite thing to do at disney with the tiki. I'm like what the?

Speaker 3:

You get a dole whip. You go in there Because you haven't been in the summer when you're sweating your balls off.

Speaker 1:

Probably where that's like the relaxing spot to hit and all that.

Speaker 2:

And you take a nap. Take a nap because even when it's loud, it's still quiet.

Speaker 1:

The only way I would go. Because of Comic-Con it's unlikely I would go there in the summer. Other than if I want to go there this Friday and Saturday of this year.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, no shit, do the hour and a half drive up.

Speaker 1:

For real.

Speaker 2:

I'm not opposed Because you know, nobody's going to be there because they're all going to be down at Comic-Con.

Speaker 1:

Well, I don't know. A lot of people got Thursday, sunday so they might be with us at Disney.

Speaker 3:

We be wearing Comic-Con shirts.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we are wearing our Roosevelt's.

Speaker 1:

But actually have you guys looked at the Disney stuff there, like how much of it is different? You know, I haven't looked at it.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I downloaded the app. I've been looking at like wait times and all that stuff and the rides. They don't have as many rides so I mean that part shouldn't be horrible.

Speaker 1:

Do they have two parks?

Speaker 3:

Yes, that part shouldn't be horrible. Do they have two parks? Yes, there's Disneyland, and then there's the sea Disney Sea.

Speaker 2:

So there's Tokyo Disneyland and then Disney SEA. Yeah, it's like they're DCA. Does that stand for anything? I don't know, it's just water. I think the theming around the park is more water. I thought nautical, 20,000 leagues under the sea type of thing. I think they actually have a 20,000 league ride.

Speaker 1:

My first thought was SEA, so the S-E, and then A stand for like adventure, like California Adventure, so S-E, adventure, like Southeast Adventure.

Speaker 3:

I'll be watching YouTube videos and shit, figuring it out.

Speaker 2:

I mean I'll clip some tricks.

Speaker 1:

Does your handicap thing work there?

Speaker 3:

No, they're not even interchangeable between world and land here.

Speaker 1:

that is stupid agreed okay, I could understand the international shit because, again, like I said, different laws. I don't know what theirs are, but within the us that is dumb. Whatever it is, whatever duke, did you look at anything yet?

Speaker 2:

I mean I looked at it way back when, when we first were talking about it. Yeah, I mean it's a much smaller footprint than than even disneyland is. And again, I think that I mean it's one of the things. I mean you can probably speak to this a little more and a couple people that we know, that I know that are already over there or have been over there. A lot like there's just different. How you handle things is just different. Right, there's a lot of the way the way people are, the way the society is, and that type of thing is much different. So I'm guessing that disneyland is gonna adhere to a lot of that. You know, as far as, like, the weights in line and getting food, and you know even riding rides and stuff like that, you know but they have different, like fast passes and stuff too, and as cheap as the tickets are, I'm sure that's cheap too.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, we're gonna go up in there with our american money to make that shit rain everywhere I'm all like how, how much is it for us just to get one of those guides man right, that's just get the vip, just get the the universal studios vip tour guide thing for real, like, like we saw them actors when we were there two years ago I was like man, if that ain't too expensive, f it.

Speaker 1:

Because especially if it's half the cost, it seems like everything's half the cost, if not more than half the cost less than out here. When you told me Disney Hotel was like a couple hundred bucks versus $700 out here, I was like get the F out. Why are we not? Staying there the whole 15 days or whatever.

Speaker 3:

Then I was thinking because they only let you do $5.

Speaker 1:

That is dumb. Why can you only do five days? What if we put it?

Speaker 3:

in different reservations. Yeah, the first $5 is mine, next $5 is Lou Right.

Speaker 1:

Next, $5 is mine. Dude, that's a good-ass point, but yeah, but when you told me that price earlier in the week, I was just like and we didn't do that.

Speaker 3:

Well, they weren't even available until recently. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Even then you said it was oh, there I'm asking. I thought it wasn't available until mid-late January, it was three months, I thought.

Speaker 3:

You said yeah, which is now?

Speaker 1:

So, oh yeah, almost there exactly.

Speaker 2:

Oh man. So oh yeah, almost there exactly. Oh man. A guided tour of Tokyo Disneyland Is not currently available.

Speaker 1:

What as in? Like it's sold out, or they just don't offer it.

Speaker 2:

The page just is blank. It just says guided tours for Tokyo Disney. A guided tour of Tokyo Disney is not currently available.

Speaker 1:

Is that what it's called in Anaheim, a guided tour? That's too bad, but do we have to do the reservation thing there too Do?

Speaker 3:

they do that, I think, so it looks like it, but I mean go ahead, dude.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean, it looks like this. It's all done on the app too, right, yeah?

Speaker 1:

oh, so it's a different app than the one we have. There's not like some flip over to Japan. You have to download a Disney Japan app. Yeah, it's a Tokyo app than the one we have. There's not like some flip over to Japan. You have to download a Disney Japan app.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's a Tokyo Disney app.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I'll do that soon. Okay, so what else? Oh, are you guys serious? I think I misunderstood something about times. Celebration is only open like 10 to 7 or something.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's super short, it's not open late at all.

Speaker 3:

Disney closes at nine yeah, it's something like way they don't like.

Speaker 1:

It's like nine and nine or something like that. They don't do nine to midnight yeah, well, even florida's like that out here see, I'm used, obviously I'm used to cali, where it's 10 and 12 and 10 and midnight let's see that is.

Speaker 1:

That is wicked, although I suppose that keeps us from being worn out. It keeps us an opportunity to go out. We can hit some karaoke bars at the end of the night. Yeah, because I definitely want to do karaoke in Japan, I don't care how racist that sounds Cultural appropriation Lou's like I love karaoke.

Speaker 3:

Sarah is cultural appreciation, sir.

Speaker 1:

Exactly, I wonder like would it be American songs, Because I'm not gonna know too many japanese songs I don't watch enough anime.

Speaker 3:

I'm sure they have both. I'm sure, yeah. And every time I see them in the movies they're singing american songs. Yeah, but, but they're but they're in an american bar.

Speaker 1:

They just missed a bunch of business people going to an american bar. So they're in america doing this is true information.

Speaker 3:

Let's see yeah, 9 to 9, they're open. Let's see yeah, I clicked on Saturday Still 9 to 9.

Speaker 1:

We're going to have our train ride, I suppose.

Speaker 3:

Exactly. That'll help out with that Well for Disney we're likely going to be on site the missus is still going to be calling them to see if we can get on site, get the room there.

Speaker 1:

Two rooms still going to be calling them to see if we can get on site, get the room there two rooms with one bed.

Speaker 2:

Probably it works for me. Your ass will be gone, I know. No, I mean I again. I I'm kind of just doing most in my head. I'm like I'm just doing this trip on my own and if people like if our paths cross, then great, and otherwise like, look, you're going to celebration.

Speaker 3:

I don't care if we do anything else.

Speaker 1:

You have to come celebrate because you haven't done normal celebration with us and ever god, I was gonna say, did that ever happen? I don't think it happened in la in 07 either no, because that's the first time he started with. Uh, yeah that's what I'm saying. It was like yeah, don't even think it happened there yeah no, we've only done comic-con together.

Speaker 3:

You have to come with us, and even now, you have to do pin trading with us. We only have three days to get our pin sets together. Hey Lou, you going to this panel? Nope, Lou, I still need this one, this one and this one. Here's my extras.

Speaker 1:

Gotcha, I'll have that shit done by the end of the day.

Speaker 2:

I'll take pictures of Ian McDermott for you.

Speaker 1:

Get her done, because I will have that list taken care of and handled by day two. Day three will just be fucking around for just trading shit for the fun of it, because I will have a couple sets done by day two, I ain't worried about that. Are you back in the Celebration store line again? Yeah, what do you mean again? This is only like my fourth time when I get to seven then say again yeah.

Speaker 3:

The first six are, then we'll need an intervention right.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, I'm trying to think like, I don't know, like, are there any autographs that I'm even thinking about? Hey, maybe the acolyte people will get. Be there, he's going to be there.

Speaker 3:

He has for sure he's already announced. Oh okay, that's cool yeah.

Speaker 2:

Guy mirror was the first one that they right.

Speaker 1:

He's Asian going to be crowded. I don't know. I guess that's me assuming. I'm assuming or presuming there's going to be a lot of Japanese people there versus all the foreigners coming in. I don't know that. I mean, I obviously haven't seen what the other countries' celebrations look like. That's actually a good question Half Japanese would be minimum half. How many Americans are actually going?

Speaker 2:

to. I'm just really glad that, regardless that while we're there, if it is half Japanese, that we'll be able to find Jack wherever he's at.

Speaker 1:

That is very true.

Speaker 2:

Jack's head is just going to be a totem. Guys. Where's Jack? Oh, he's way over there. How do you see him? He's the tallest motherfucker here.

Speaker 1:

They know black people in.

Speaker 2:

Japan.

Speaker 1:

Unless you believe Ubisoft and fucking.

Speaker 2:

Assassin's Creed. I'm gonna buy you one of those little clicker things that they use at like the toll booths and stuff, so you can click on how many black people you see. Lou.

Speaker 1:

I don't think I'll need a clicker, I'll just need one clicker, I will need one clicker.

Speaker 3:

In 2008 Amy Allen, jeremy Bullock, anthony Daniels, mark Hamill, jake Lloyd Daniel.

Speaker 1:

Logan Amy Allen Jeremy.

Speaker 3:

Bullock, rip Anthony Daniels, mark Hamill, jake Lloyd, Daniel, logan, peter Mayhew. Also RIP Tim Morrison, ray Park, david Prowse. Rip Tim Rose, orly Soshan, matt Wood. And that was it.

Speaker 1:

Matt Wood shows up everywhere.

Speaker 3:

But also meeting fans and providing complimentary autographs in the official pics area. Dave Filoni and John Knoll, ah 2008. Would have been fucking amazing. Stuff was so different back then.

Speaker 1:

It was Now. Dave needs to figure out how to write some better shit.

Speaker 3:

He's working on his own stuff. When it says written by Dave, then you worry about it.

Speaker 2:

Now, he's just a rubber stamper, he's a producer that is not a lot of guests honestly no, it's not.

Speaker 1:

Was that even 10?

Speaker 3:

yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1:

12 well, we know, we know andor is going to be there because uh didn't bill want to hook up yeah yeah, they just announced andor. Yeah, okay like, like I said, I said I'm sure hayden.

Speaker 2:

I said, I'm sure Hayden will be there, I'm sure Ewan will be there.

Speaker 1:

I would expect, especially lately Ewan. I don't know, it might be a scheduling issue with Ewan, but Hayden I would expect. But like I said, Jack, when it comes to Bill with Andor's autograph, if I'm in between pins and need something to do, or even nods Bill, I'll hook him. So, or even nods Bill, I'll hook him. So I might not even wait on that, Just like Bill I got you, I'm just going to get it done. Bill's good people, let's see.

Speaker 3:

Guest list.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was going to say yeah, Do they actually have a guest list?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, what we?

Speaker 1:

got what we got. Okay, alan, okay Could get a K2.

Speaker 3:

Anthony, he's a dick.

Speaker 1:

Next, ashley Okay, she's all right.

Speaker 3:

Dan Logan, all right. Diego Luna. Okay, doug Chang, mads Mikkelsen, galen Erso in the house, mads might be cool. Manny Jacinto and.

Speaker 1:

Tim Morrison yeah if I've been delaying on some people for a minute. I guess I could get some stuff done.

Speaker 2:

I would say that that's actually a better lineup than the 08 lineup.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, With Chang Come on.

Speaker 2:

And we're not done, because I'm sure they'll trickle out, because, again, the big guns, they don't ever break out until it gets closer, because they're not committed.

Speaker 1:

Exactly, they don't want to say it and then have them back out. Yeah, exactly, we don't want a fan-esque expo situation where they just do that shit at every expo they host.

Speaker 2:

Oh, for Comic-Con. I forgot to tell you guys I did end up buying a couple Friday passes so they had their early, early bird where it was like the cheapest for Rose City Comic-Con.

Speaker 1:

I'm all like what are those?

Speaker 2:

Sorry, I thought I.

Speaker 1:

Did you go online and buy some shit off of eBay. Right.

Speaker 2:

No Rose City. They did a thing over January where it was like their early, or December it was like their early, early. It was even cheaper than early bird. When was that? August, september, october, september, the first weekend of September. But I was like I'll buy a couple Friday passes because I went last time on Friday and it was fine. Again, it wasn't anybody that I necessarily wanted autographs from or whatever, but it was cool to walk around and see everything.

Speaker 1:

It's Friday through Sunday. Yeah, I'll get a three-day pass and go for my birthday.

Speaker 2:

There you go. Well, and that's the thing. I think. I can upgrade my passes if they're still available.

Speaker 1:

Oh wait, never mind, I'm probably not doing that if we're doing Disney in December and then again at that point I might. I honestly my financial situation might be such that it's like okay, I'm clear, like, like.

Speaker 1:

I have everything clear now basically Well, it's clear now Obviously took care of the flight and the and the hotel last week somewhat. I say somewhat because we we might have to add to that obviously. But so that, but that part was I had, like I said, I budgeted three grand for hotel and flight. So as of right now we're under budget. So we'll see what happens. But if that's the case, I'm actually kind of cool. I've, you know, got you know 10 grand off to the side and just let that do its thing. Well, if that's, I mean again, I don't think I'm going to spend $10,000 at freaking Japan.

Speaker 3:

But I don't want to be able to, not yeah. But the fact is, I could.

Speaker 1:

And if that's the case, if I really hold back, it's like, okay, Japan isn't that expensive. I can just hold back. I'm into. Roosevelt, so you need Lou, that's what I'm saying I have one credit card just for Roosevelt to flip that shit on.

Speaker 2:

I am surprised that they have not come out with a Roosevelt's credit card yet. To be honest with you, Somebody will.

Speaker 1:

Somebody will sponsor Chase. Somebody will sponsor him?

Speaker 2:

And then you get an extra five Teddy Bucks or whatever the fuck they call it for using the credit card.

Speaker 1:

It'll be like 1%, 2%, 3% and then 5% cash back if you use using the credit card. It'll be like one percent, two percent, three percent and then five percent cash back if you use it at roosevelt yeah yeah, something like that. But, um, I think the only thing I really have to to look at is japan, like cost, what are we planning for japan? San diego, disney, those are the guarantees, right? Yeah, everything else is we'll see. Oh, probably a trip or two to Vegas for a football Must be real.

Speaker 2:

But you're not spending a bunch on those trips. Yeah, I mean, you know, like the ticket's free, the room and board is free, you got a hotel.

Speaker 3:

I mean an airplane.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say I got a flight and then obviously I'm going to buy, appreciate it jack. But you know I'm covering dinner and concessions.

Speaker 2:

So but even then you're not spending 10 grand on a weekend either way that's barely, that's barely 500 bucks max you know, if I book the ticket for a weekend of a football game you can't beat that.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, no, that's if I make you feed the girls huh, what they're right, which, honestly, is kind of a thing because I like hanging out with, so it's like I don't's like I don't see them all that often, so oldest wants to go to a freaking sushi. It's like dude, let's do it Right. It's like I'm not going to have her pick it. It's like okay, she can't go, come on now.

Speaker 3:

Right, yeah, we'll be back in an hour.

Speaker 1:

You need to cover for her Whatever and Whatever. And it had been so long since I'd been to that place it was in October. We went. God, it was really good. It was like I'm like we're going to have to put that back on the menu when I'm back this year.

Speaker 3:

Back on the rotation.

Speaker 1:

Yep, I was like man, that was too good, especially out here. I don't know a lot of sushi eaters, so I don't have the opportunity to go. Hey, let's go all-you-can-eat because you want the variety, right, that's kind of the point. I know two people that I could go, so I'll just wait until Wednesday at Trader Joe's out here. What is it? Sprouts Wednesday. Sprouts Sushi's five bucks.

Speaker 3:

It's hard being Lou's coolest friend.

Speaker 1:

Everybody else.

Speaker 2:

Really high bar to set. It is.

Speaker 1:

You want to be my friend? Just hate the Broncos Right. I'm easy Hate, the Broncos Hate.

Speaker 3:

Biden, we're good, you have eight days Lou Get over it.

Speaker 1:

Well, unless he does, the more preemptive bullshit pardons.

Speaker 3:

A couple of those dudes didn't even want them. They're like nah, we good, we don't want your pardon, sir.

Speaker 1:

Dang for real. I didn't hear that Dang for real.

Speaker 3:

I didn't hear that it has to do with their legal cases, trying to just get their cases thrown out. Oh okay, so then if they get pardoned, then they get scrutinized more as they're trying to get the overturns. Yeah, for sure, no sir.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I could see that. I mean, I don't think I mind the pardon for something that was done, it's the whole preemptive. Hey, if you find anything in the future, I'm going to go ahead and pardon. That's got to be illegal.

Speaker 3:

Or if it's not, it needs to be. That's not. They do that shit all the time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's crazy. I mean I can't believe the whole. I guess I can because that's his kid, but the whole we're not part, I'm not. Was he's not pardoning his son. So what does he do last month Pardons his son Again. On the family side of things, can't blame him. I mean, let's be real.

Speaker 3:

I mean I ain't mad at that.

Speaker 1:

But just if they just wouldn't have said it six months ago. That's all.

Speaker 3:

He's like I'm not pardoning him right now.

Speaker 1:

That's what he should have said.

Speaker 3:

He's like I'll think about it as my term ends, Something like that. But you couldn't say that either. I don't do the pardons until the term ends. I've never seen him do it in the middle of the term.

Speaker 1:

What I mean is he couldn't say that though until my term ends, because he didn't know his term was going to end At that point he was still running. So it's like uh, but I get it said, I'm not gonna let him go through that, so that's my kid, I'm the president I do what I want, don't worry about what I said unfortunately, that's about how I roll all the people giving him shit about doing that. It's like man shut the fuck up. You would do the same thing.

Speaker 3:

if it was your kid, you'd probably do it for your baby daddy that you don't even talk to anymore. For real, For real.

Speaker 1:

You know how Republicans are. They'll do it for their gay lovers that nobody knows about.

Speaker 2:

They'll do all that, my baby daddy would be me Exactly.

Speaker 1:

I'm a part of myself. I'm a pre-part of myself. It's me.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, no, no, excuse me.

Speaker 1:

The one thing I am curious about. I mean, obviously, once Biden's out, I don't think a lot of people are going to care about a lot of shit anymore, but his mental state is it going to tank immediately?

Speaker 3:

Well, he doesn't have a job, no more. They better start getting him some Sudoku puzzles to do or some shit to keep his brain active.

Speaker 1:

I'm just wondering how people are going to be like oh, because right now it's already coming out like, yeah, democrats knew they just were hiding it. That's how mainstream media is, because they're basically all leftist and I get it Again protect your party. But I'm just wondering if they're just going to drop it completely or it's going to be in local news, you know.

Speaker 3:

Joe Biden was found walking down the street naked.

Speaker 1:

Exactly that's exactly what I was thinking Wearing a diaper or something, or I'm on the side of just let it go. Move the hell on, who cares.

Speaker 3:

We'll see what people do. That's old business.

Speaker 1:

Honestly, yeah, it's like, oh shit, nobody cares, he's out, Does it matter? The only way it matters is is the media going to turn back around and finally report the news and not hide shit? And I'm like, no, that doesn't do them any good. I mean, they want to hide stuff and make themselves look like their party look the best and anything Trump does. Obviously we're going to hear about it every day Because he'll tweet it and tell us all about it.

Speaker 1:

No, not everything. Only the stuff that makes him look good is what he'll tweet. Anything that makes him look bad, he shuts the hell up. He's an idiot like that.

Speaker 3:

No, what did he tweet earlier? He said oh, what did he do? He's patting himself in the back it's about? No, it's about the fires, right, he's like. Why haven't they put him out yet? What is wrong with these democrats?

Speaker 1:

that's a dumbass fire right, I mean, I get the whole thing.

Speaker 3:

They don't know how to put fire out.

Speaker 1:

I mean there's well, apparently there's like no water because of gavin newsom, with some saying that he did that caused there not to be water. Whatever, don't know, don't care. What kind of bullshit comment is that? If you're going to say something like that, can y'all provide some evidence?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, the evidence is why don't they have desalinization plants? Because if my house was on the beach and it burned down, I'd be mad as hell. Dude for real, there's water right there, but you can't use it because it's saltwater.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm. Yeah, that is. You know what's funny. With all the water on this planet, people talking about the best of the other countries water problems. How have they not spent more on desalinization efforts and locking that shit?

Speaker 3:

down. I think there's one in.

Speaker 2:

San Diego, and that's it, Because financially it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1:

But okay.

Speaker 2:

Because all of the, because the water companies, all the companies that would have the opportunity to do that there's way too much money in them going into neighborhoods and buying water rights in towns and cities and stuff like that where they have water in wells and that type of thing that it's way more financially feasible for them to do that than to actually do something that would be sustainable for life, right like that's I'm sure I 100 guarantee was that that's such a left thing to do, though, like for the betterment of humanity.

Speaker 1:

You would think the left, the left, would be pushing for that, but again money here's the thing I I was reading a thing a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 2:

We may have talked about it in chat, I don't remember, but we were talking. They were. They were basically saying how did they phrase it? We live in a capitalist bureaucracy, so anything that's capitalist will always take a priority over anything that's bureaucracy. So it doesn't matter how loud the left or the right screams about something. If the capitalists, if the people making all the money, if the people in the people actually in power deem it so, then it'll happen. But if it impinges on anything dealing with capitalism, the bureaucracy doesn't happen. The bureaucracy will take a back seat. So you could sit here all day.

Speaker 2:

The technology obviously exists for us to be able to desalinate water right, and to make that a possibility.

Speaker 2:

But if it doesn't, if it's not financially feasible, if we can't make money off of it, then you're going to run into every single roadblock along that path to making it happen right.

Speaker 2:

So the I'm going to say big water, because I don't know how else you know big water has also has a toe in, because most of the big water is owned by companies like Pepsi, coke on down the line, and all of those companies are owned by larger food conglomerates that it's not financially feasible for them to do things like desalinate water and make health.

Speaker 2:

You know, even cleaning the rivers and cleaning the lakes and doing that type of stuff, like stuff that would make just water healthier for people, right? You know, the fact that you can't go into a mountain anymore and go in the middle of nowhere and hike up a hill and drink water from a creek without there being micro microplastics in it, to me is insane. But because that's all part of the cycle now and they could fix that. But it's just not financially. It's not financially responsible for them to do it, because they're beholden to the stakeholders who just want money and saying, hey, we're going to put a bunch of desalination plants along california's border and along the east coast and the gulf of california, the gulf of america or whatever, like it doesn't make any sense because it's not going to make them any money why not?

Speaker 1:

why not? Why don't they just do that and then sell that water after it's been cleaned?

Speaker 2:

because it's easier because they already have the process of going into a town, buying the town's water rights and then pulling the water out and selling it back to them. You know, that's why people again, that's why people in detroit still can't drink water, like they can't flint michigan. The people can't, still can't drink the water and it's been 10 years now. You know like it's. It's because it's not. There's no money in fixing it. It's not financially feasible for them, it's not financially responsible to the shareholders for them to do that.

Speaker 2:

So that's the stuff that I've read. As far as your questions about even desalination and stuff, it's easier for them to go and destroy somebody else's water infrastructure in a town or village because they already have all our city, because they already have that process down right and they can make money off of it, because they'll appeal to the government and be like we'll give you some money if you let us have the water rights right. The reality is the money that they're giving to the city or the town that they're in is insignificant to the money that they're going to be making off of selling the bottles of water afterwards that they pull out Because they're not pulling the water out to give it to the town. They're pulling it out to go put it in their distribution plant and bottle it and put a Dasani label on it and sell it.

Speaker 1:

What do y'all think about TikTok going bye-bye?

Speaker 3:

I don't care.

Speaker 2:

I don't use TikTok. I don't even think I have a TikTok account. I definitely don't.

Speaker 1:

Ever since I knew China was in control, I didn't bother.

Speaker 3:

I think I made love for the pod, but I never go on there to do anything with it.

Speaker 2:

We're actually more popular on TikTok than we are anywhere else?

Speaker 3:

We just don't know it. Probably I just haven't TikTok's probably blown up anywhere else. We just don't know it, probably I just haven't, you know TikTok's probably blown up.

Speaker 1:

Isn't TikTok only like 10 minute maxes on TikTok? I don't know. I don't know TikTok, I thought it was like a 10 minute. You can't do any videos longer than 10 minutes.

Speaker 3:

We only have two followers on TikTok, so we're fine, we're fine.

Speaker 1:

They're probably both from China, waiting to spy on us.

Speaker 3:

Probably Let me see.

Speaker 1:

Why do y'all motherfuckers keep talking politics? This is what happens. China's got us on the radar.

Speaker 3:

No, I follow. I follow our pod.

Speaker 2:

I'm one of them the other one definitely from China, jack is a Chinese spy.

Speaker 3:

I am. You guys want some cheap jerseys. My cousin works at the factory that makes those jerseys.

Speaker 1:

That might put us on the FBI's radar, but the FBI don't do that so. Oh man, all right, let's get into it. Let's get this shit over with Skeleton.

Speaker 3:

Crew.

Speaker 1:

Yep.

Speaker 2:

You know it's coming. Good episode. We have one episode left, right.

Speaker 1:

It was an okay episode. I didn't mind the episode until the whole stupid shit with Smee. So 33 with his okay, unclaimsies is allowed. I've been following the pirate code black and white for seven freaking episodes, but for this particular part, right here, we're gonna go ahead and allow unclaimsies to work. I'm like get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. How dumb was that.

Speaker 3:

And he got decapitated for it. He should have Good.

Speaker 1:

Absolutely. He deserved that shit. But the rest of the episode, honestly, I was like alright, I didn't think it was bad, I was like alright, this is fine, we're moving along. I expected to get more of Jod's backstory in this episode.

Speaker 2:

That'll be.

Speaker 1:

Well, that's the problem, so it doesn't have to be in the finale. But now it has to be in the finale.

Speaker 2:

I'm not disagreeing with. I'm not disagreeing. Sorry. Sorry, luke, didn't mean to cut you off. No, no, no, you're good.

Speaker 1:

I was just bitching about how short it was.

Speaker 3:

Maybe we'll get an hour-long episode.

Speaker 2:

Half of it's Jod flashback where he's hanging out with kanan and cal, kanan and cal, and then they have to go their separate ways. And then I know they were talking about when there was like a jedi who looks like dexter jester, who I guess like basically turned to the dark side but wasn't like full dark side or something like that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, I didn't watch that arc so, but they were saying, oh, he might be his. One theory was he might be his pad one and that's why he has the distrust or dislike of Jedi. But he'll still use, he'll still take advantage of the gifts that he has, right.

Speaker 1:

I don't know that dude didn't have a Padawan, Not in that episode anyway.

Speaker 3:

That's true. Anakin didn't have a Padawan either for a while.

Speaker 1:

But it could have been an earlier Padawan too. It could have been a Padawan and Before that arc yeah so alright.

Speaker 2:

A couple of the blogs that I follow on YouTube and stuff. People are still on the fence on if he's actually a Force user or if he's just a trickster, like Kumail Nanjiani's character was in Obi-Wan.

Speaker 3:

It's for real. Yeah, it's too out of nowhere for him to again in his quotes him quoting some of the jedi shit.

Speaker 1:

There's no way that he just read that in a book, especially in this time frame when everything was destroyed for the most part, so he wouldn't have any knowledge to, or able to, look, look stuff up. So it's like I'm just I don't know. He could just be somebody who well, no, because he had the quote, so why would he know? It's just a matter of was he like? Who was his master when order 66 happened? Um, what are we going to find out? What are we going to learn? Who's to say that one of one of the other major jedi that died in order 66? He wasn't there, padawan, but he probably would have been too young. He would have been a young lean.

Speaker 2:

I would have thought back then he was the he's the blonde kid that was like Master Skywalker what are we going to do? He's like the only one that survived.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'd be pissed if he lived during that. That would be so stupid.

Speaker 2:

You'd see him walking around with his little stupid practice helmet on. Oh no, he killed younglings.

Speaker 1:

Guessing the supervisor is a droid also.

Speaker 2:

Oh, 100% is a droid, yeah, and he should look like HK. An assassin droid. No, he'll be something like a stationary thing in the tower, because that's where he rules from, you know.

Speaker 3:

He'll be one of those vacuum robots from Fallout, the Roomba, with the brain on it. There you go. Yeah, no, he'll be a.

Speaker 2:

Bom yeah, he'll be a. No, he'll be a Bomar monk. He'll just come walking out. This is my brain. This is my brain on spiders.

Speaker 1:

Two more days and I guess we'll know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah again, I'm just afraid. I think they still have a lot of answers that they have to give and I'm just afraid that it'll feel rushed at the end Of them trying to tie up all the.

Speaker 1:

Go ahead.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, just them tying up all the loose ends.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I mean, yeah, it's either that, or they're gonna pull the Acolyte shit and think they've earned a second season and they'll try to resolve shit in the next season. And it's like, as long as they don't tie what's happening into the current shit that we know they could probably get away with that. Because then it's like now we have to figure like well, this ties into Palpatine. It's like, okay, now we're going to figure that out. The last scene a shuttle comes down down, a door opens and it's like this is general hucks, like a black screen or one of the shadow council members or something. Yeah, paleon comes in, what up it'll be. Uh, yeah, I don't know, man, it's like I just, I just didn't. I just don't like the idea of again like the acolyte, where it's like, oh, we're gonna set this shit up for a season two, even though you weren't good enough to even have a season one.

Speaker 3:

But the Acolyte thought they were smarter than everyone. That was their fail. This show I think everybody's had enough fun with it. It could get a second season.

Speaker 2:

My concern with that is I mean, those kids are all in a window of time that you need to, Not Neil that you need to, not Neil. Yeah, not Neil. Everyone decides Neil. Neil and his perfect hair. He will never age. Yeah, but the other three kids? You have a window of time right now that either you're going to be able to keep the story going or you're going to fucking stranger things them and be like oh yeah, he's still 12. And obviously he has a full Duke beard. Yeah, exactly Like it's gonna be.

Speaker 2:

Walt from it's gonna be Walt from Lost, where he shows up in season 3 and he's a fucking 16 year old and you're like, no, that's what? No, you were a child the last time I saw you. What the fuck?

Speaker 1:

Sounds like a soap opera.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so hopefully, if they do do a season two they do it right away.

Speaker 1:

They don't even need to do it right away, it depends on what happens. Just do it two years later and the kids are all two years older. It makes sense.

Speaker 2:

I mean, if you want to do a time jump, that's fine, but it depends on what you're. Well, because of the established canon, you've got to make sure that it it still lines up as far as the timeline goes right like once you start doing time jumps and stuff like that.

Speaker 3:

I think you because then it's starting this past mandalorian what is that? Because then it's putting us past mandalorian, right yeah?

Speaker 1:

maybe, so we don't know if the movie is going to be.

Speaker 2:

The movie could be two years after that it shows up grogu's like seven and a half. Grogu is fucking Groot and he's seven and a half feet tall and just listening to the cure on a Walkman the whole time. Grogu, we need you to go practice. This is not the way he waves his hand, slams the door in Din Djarin's face. Bam, get away from me. I don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 1:

As you see, this is news to me anyway that they're going forward with Dune 3, Messiah, Really, I didn't hear that. Yeah, heard it Friday.

Speaker 3:

I was like all right, I'm on board.

Speaker 1:

I want them to finish the story, or at least this story.

Speaker 3:

I just want another chance at the popcorn bucket.

Speaker 1:

Way more. I was going to say for all the pedos out there. They could do the little sister and just make it her head. Be good to go.

Speaker 2:

I did see Complete Unknown on Tuesday and I enjoyed it a lot. I thought it was really good.

Speaker 1:

Well done movie.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I thought it was crazy that everybody sang, like all the people saying I know right, they were the people who yeah, timothy, singing the, the woman who played, the lady I can't remember her name already joan biazone joan, yeah, it was like they. I waited for the credits and I saw that and was like performed by timothy chalamet, timothy, I'm like holy shit, that's pretty damn good yeah, I think they.

Speaker 2:

I read some article that said he had learned like 28 songs completely and could sing parts of 40 of his songs and I was like dude, that's a fucking commitment right there. But the fact that they pre-recorded, the fact that they pre-recorded a bunch of the songs but then didn't even use them and just used them whatever they recorded on set, I thought was pretty wild. Didn't recognize the girl, didn't recognize Joan Baez. But then when we looked her up afterwards we're like, oh, she's from Maverick. Okay, she was the girl in Maverick. And I was like, oh, okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 3:

But, Not expecting that it's in a recent movie, so you saw Nosferatu Lou. Oh yeah, your boy, bill, was in it.

Speaker 1:

He was, and I was okay with it Because he didn't look like a jackass like he did in the Crow.

Speaker 2:

He just falls out of the window and Dracula's like no.

Speaker 1:

Well, I'm sitting here watching. Every time I look, all I see is the fucking Joker from Suicide Squad. It was like why do you look like a tool dude and the crow like? If you look like that in the comics? Okay, fine, maybe there's a new comic where that's what it looks like. They're trying to be accurate. Okay, I can see that. But I'm obviously picturing the niece crow, so I want him to look like that and not like the freaking Suicide Squad Joker. So it's not like, it's just the way he looked. Obviously he was fine in it. But Nosferatu we all float down here, man, that movie's still. Every time I think about that movie. That movie's trippy, that's a trippy ass movie.

Speaker 2:

There isn't really anything coming out between now and.

Speaker 1:

Captain America right. I don't think so yeah.

Speaker 2:

But that's only like three weeks away, Right yeah.

Speaker 3:

I'll probably take the girls to go see it. We got a month.

Speaker 1:

No, it's five weeks from this past Friday.

Speaker 3:

I'll probably take the girls to see Mufasa next weekend.

Speaker 1:

Heard, it was good. I don't think there's anything else playing. I don't have any hate for that one, though I don't have any interest in all of it. That one I'll at least watch on Disney Plus. I'm not watching Black Mermaid On Disney Plus. Even though I pay for Disney Plus, they're not getting my watch, not happening.

Speaker 2:

Wait until Lou falls asleep one night watching disney plus and then he's waking up with the night terrors and he looks and it's halfway through already.

Speaker 1:

He's like no but, I would totally do that to him too.

Speaker 3:

If I is ever around lou and he falls asleep on the couch, I'm gonna turn it to that shit too.

Speaker 1:

Yep all right. If I fall asleep on your couch and I wake up and I pissed on your couch, it's because of that nightmare that you put on Like what happened? Nightmares. You better go old school, black folk, and put some plastic down on that couch.

Speaker 3:

Not to love the couch, it's alright, it'll clean off. Oh wait, paddington and Peru's coming out, I'll show you that Okay. That comes out the same weekend as Captain America. I'd rather see that.

Speaker 1:

America.

Speaker 3:

I'd rather see that they got something for the kids. Well, I figured the dog man, dog man comes out at the end of the month. Dog man Cartoon, dog head, cop body.

Speaker 1:

That stupid looking shit.

Speaker 3:

Yeah Little one wants to watch it.

Speaker 1:

I don't get why, like I saw the trailer recently and I don't get why. What was it? I think they look like they just needed to replace his head, but then the arms were changed too.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm like. So why does he have hairy arms now?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that made no sense to me. I was like what are y'all doing?

Speaker 3:

But you know what?

Speaker 1:

It was Women's.

Speaker 3:

Doctors, so you know.

Speaker 1:

Then if these two came out this weekend, Wolfman is Wolfman's weekend.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, we saw that trailer. The little one was sitting on the couch like what is that? I'm like the Wolfman. You want to go see it?

Speaker 2:

Nope, oh my.

Speaker 1:

God.

Speaker 3:

Looks like that's going to have some impressive VFX. But see, they had a Wolfman at Universal Horror Nights and allegedly it was that one. He looks like shit. He is not. It looks horrible.

Speaker 1:

American Wolf in. Was that one? He looks like shit. He is not.

Speaker 2:

It looks horrible it's american wolf in london is always going to be like my go-to transformation or thriller, michael jackson turned into a wolf, which is obviously uh, landis also.

Speaker 1:

So it's the same thing with american wolves in london. So when I see a wolf transformation or anything like that, that's what I compare it to.

Speaker 2:

That's after fighting our way through werewolves at the end. At the end of it my friend looked at me and said can we just watch Dog Soldiers? Because that movie was infinitely better than Right. Dog Soldiers is a pretty great movie if you haven't seen it, just as an FYI.

Speaker 1:

No, I have not. I don't even know if I heard of it.

Speaker 3:

I will send you the trailer. That one was good, I liked that one. Dog Soldiers, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1:

I don't remember that one. Is it out already?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's been out for years. It's an older movie, like early 2000s yeah, british. So it's about like a group of uh, a special forces unit in the uk that goes to like investigate a training exercise that like people disappeared, like these. They're like group b that goes in to follow this group that that was on a training exercise that never returned, and then werewolves happen as they do and uh, you know it's pretty good.

Speaker 1:

That seems cool.

Speaker 2:

Anybody famous in it. There's a couple popular UK actors. If you watch a lot of UK stuff, you'd recognize them Go ahead. Nobody of.

Speaker 1:

Jason Statham is in this movie. Yeah, his new movie that reminds me of the beekeeper seems alright, that's coming out soon. It's not the wicked man, some kind of man, but it basically it's like the beekeeper where shit happens, go save my kid. I'm doing construction, but I'm former okay, typical Jason Statham movie. I know I'm doing construction, but I'm former royals. I was like, okay, typical Jason Statham movie, I know what I'm going to get, and I know I'm going to like it Exactly.

Speaker 2:

He can't drive around anymore. So I guess his eyes must be bad, so he can't drive anymore. So now he just has regular white collar or blue collar working. He's just going to run through all of it.

Speaker 1:

I was a beekeeper. Now I'm doing this.

Speaker 2:

What do you do? I build walls. I'm a mason.

Speaker 1:

That movie's already done. Somebody else did that when I said it. No, seriously, that's going to bug me now, the bricklayer, I think, or something like that. I think it's with the Two-Face from the Dark Knight.

Speaker 2:

Aaron Eckhart.

Speaker 1:

Aaron Eckhart yeah, I think he plays like a CIA guy who ends up going to just be a bricklayer and they pull him back in to go do some shit Of course. I was like oh wow.

Speaker 3:

I like that movie when it was called Commando.

Speaker 1:

Right, oh, it reminds me. What do you guys think about them redoing the Running man?

Speaker 3:

I thought you were going to talk about going Commando.

Speaker 1:

I was like I am, you notice the camera's up in the top half of me? I'm just saying not even a joke. I forgot to put shorts on, so I'm like, okay, make sure I don't stand up. I was like, oh yeah, blah, blah, blah. And then then, as soon as the pod started, I'm like, oh, I didn't put on bottom, okay, whatever oh, that's a wiener, down there always surprised when I see my own wiener A lot of times.

Speaker 1:

You know how my OCD is. I see all this extra space up top of my screen here and I'm all, let me move the camera. I noticed I didn't do the camera this time. I was like we're going to leave it right there. We're good. Domingo Coleman is going to be the Richard Dawson host character, so that's kind of cool. I to be the Richard Dawson host character, so that's kind of cool. I forget who else is starring, but I found out about that on. Friday also.

Speaker 3:

I was like oh, they're redoing the Running man.

Speaker 1:

Didn't know that. Alright, not a post. We'll see how it plays out.

Speaker 2:

You guys see Moana too.

Speaker 1:

I did not, jack.

Speaker 2:

What did you think of it, jack?

Speaker 3:

I was alright. I'm not a huge Moanaana fan. I mean the girls are pretty. They kind of missed it like. I know like a couple of the songs, I know the characters but I'm not like, oh my god, moana yeah but I'm not mad, we would go see it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's pretty sad that the number one movie of the weekend was den of thieves 2. With only 15 million dollars, it just seems like a very small amount of money to me I mean it doesn't seem to everything, I guess yeah, yeah, holiday season we're

Speaker 2:

in the well. We're also in the strike season right now is the problem so we're, we're paying for. They've, they've already pushed out all the quote-unquote good stuff that they had, and now we're in the strike bubble and it's going to take a couple. I mean mean, it'll probably be. It won't even be until early summer before we start getting anything good again.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so I'll tell you what's good that I saw half of Creature Commandos.

Speaker 2:

Right, so you finally got around to watching that.

Speaker 1:

I watched the first four episodes. Okay okay, I'm enjoying that show. I would rather more of that than Skeleton Crew. That show was good.

Speaker 2:

And you, Jack, you watched it. I have not finished it.

Speaker 3:

What did I see? Well, spoilers. But when they're going back to the country, I'm at that part where Frank and Flagger teamed up.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that must be the episode I'm going to be starting next, because I just ended with them two being buddies, you know.

Speaker 3:

That would make sense actually.

Speaker 2:

Did you guys already see Frankenstein's backstory? Yes, and he goes into the house. He gets rescued by the lady the blind lady yeah. I think that's where you're at, Lou.

Speaker 1:

When I did the next on, that is what it looked like it was. Somebody was going to help Frank and blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 2:

Well, we can talk about that next week when we wrap up Skeleton.

Speaker 1:

Crew. Yeah, I'll have it done.

Speaker 3:

I'll watch it this week before work and make sure I finish it, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'll probably have a feature film done on Wednesday. Gi Robot is pretty. I like GI.

Speaker 2:

Robot, are you a Nazi? Do you want me to kill some Nazis now?

Speaker 1:

That dude was cool. I was like, why'd they do him like that? I am curious. I know, just because this is how it plays out, that water girl is probably gonna go ape shit on somebody when she's in some water. She's going to probably be ballistic, and I'm here for it. I'm all like, oh, I'm so timid and no, put that bitch in water and I bet she's going to tear some shit up. So I'm like, please let that happen. I don't want to wait for another season. I don't want to wait for it on the movie screen, I want to see it right here.

Speaker 3:

Where they can do all kinds of blood and shit.

Speaker 1:

Right, I got to see cartoon titties. I was happy.

Speaker 2:

Phosphorus, man just like.

Speaker 3:

Lou hasn't seen that yet, because that's after they're back in the.

Speaker 2:

Well, what he did to Cersei with his hand when he put his hand on her face and then like the rest of the episode, episode she just had this handprint. Yeah, that was from him, but like yeah he's a nice cover there, duke, nice cover yeah, well, no, I mean, you've seen the like they did, the one where the tank gets split in half. I think that was the first time they were fighting.

Speaker 3:

No, that's after they're back in the country. Okay god damn it, God damn it Lou.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, just stop. I'm excited to talk about it and then you fucking. Oh sorry, I haven't seen that one yet. You have no idea. Your time reference is horrible Because I watch the shows when they come out, did this happen. That was the last episode. What do you mean? Did that happen? We?

Speaker 3:

can't even tell him. When we finally watch the Penguin, we, when we finally watch the penguin, we'll have to finish it and they'll be like oh yeah, no, I finally watched the penguin, and then I'm gonna have to go back and watch it again, because I will have forgotten half of the what the order of operations was for it now lou's gonna get all fucking pissy because he's gonna be like no, I was episode four, not five dumbass.

Speaker 1:

How do you not know this?

Speaker 3:

you don't have eidetic memory, oh my god, 104, 105.

Speaker 1:

Although it's funny, I forgot about Penguin until yesterday, I think I was browsing. When I went into Creature Commandos I saw it was in HBO Max. So I'm like, oh shit, I forgot about the Penguin. I gotta watch that. Harley Quinn starts this week too, season 4?

Speaker 3:

5? I think it's 5. We're getting all kinds of Harley Quinn.

Speaker 1:

That's another one. I need to go back and watch.

Speaker 3:

And Kite man. Kite Man's pretty good. I've almost done with that one, but it's been pretty good.

Speaker 1:

Do I need to arrow-averse this shit and watch certain orders when you go to Wikipedia or just go online and look up an order?

Speaker 3:

No, because it happens after this last season of Harley.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so 1 through 4 of Harley Kite man then season 5 of Harley. I used to have to do that with the Arrow. You know Legends of Tomorrow.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, when I was catching up, I'm like, okay, they introduced Flash.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what's the order? I gotta walk.

Speaker 2:

I really enjoyed that whole universe of shows and then I moved, and then I moved, and then I moved a couple times and got out of cycle with it. And then when I looked to see like oh, where do I need to catch up, and I'm like, nah, it was like you have to watch seven episodes of Arrow and 12 episodes of Legends of Tomorrow and four episodes of this, and I'm like Same thing happened to me.

Speaker 1:

I didn't watch like the last two seasons of Arrow, the last three seasons of 4-4 of Flash, the last season of Legends of Tomorrow. I was like you know what I?

Speaker 2:

don't care. Even when they did the universe stuff and like Brandon and Ruth came back as Superman and stuff like that, I was like oh, I should at least watch those because those are dope as hell. But then like nah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that was me. It was like, once I got rid of Cable, I think of it. It was like yeah, yeah, you did.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you told me you did Finish the Arrowverse. Yeah, they ran in.

Speaker 3:

Flash's Daughter. I think the only one I didn't really finish was Legends of Tomorrow. I don't think I finished that one, but I know I finished Flash, green Arrow and Supergirl, because that one got cancelled.

Speaker 1:

Ha, that's what they get for going woke.

Speaker 3:

Yep. I never watched a fucking Static Shock or whatever the hell it was.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 3:

Black Lightning.

Speaker 2:

Black Lightning.

Speaker 1:

Where are all my blurds at? First of all, that's bad grammar. You ended with a preposition.

Speaker 3:

Man Black Lou.

Speaker 1:

Wow, I just sounded like Hannibal Buress. I just heard myself sound like Hannibal Buress when I said that. Well, first of all, you ended the preposition, so that's wrong, right there. Now wait, does that mean that Eric Andre is going to come in and shoot you now? Oh, my God, that's probably.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, then we'll see Lou's balls as he falls back on the floor.

Speaker 2:

Exactly. Did Lou die from gunshot wounds? No, he died from his balls covering his face.

Speaker 1:

He's suffocating, that's all.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the weirdest case of autoerotic asphyxiation ever.

Speaker 1:

But seriously, they're like why? Why do they have to? Why do they have to bring the racism into where my blurbs at Do Comic-Con the summer before the premiere of that show, they did that and I was like I'm out.

Speaker 1:

He's like no you're going to focus on this, then I'm out. It's just like all the gay shit, dude, don't care about your alphabetism, don't care about it, don't make it the focus and you're good. It's like I don't know why this came up, but I was thinking of Last of Us is why I was thinking of it? Because season two is coming up soon and all that, and I was going back. Everybody's like ha ha ha, this episode two or three tricked you. It was a gay episode and it was like no, it wasn't. It was a good episode that happened to have two gay characters and that's how you're supposed to do it so they didn't focus on that they didn't make their gayness shit to do with the episode in the sense of we're gonna throw the shoulders down your throat.

Speaker 1:

No, it was two people who cared for each other. We got to see the relationship develop. It was a fantastic episode. Nobody cared. Because we tricked you into watching this, I'm like, but it was good. So thank you for tricking me into watching this. So if the rest of the world would do their shit that way and sort of trying to cater to somebody and just not the alphabets, cater to women, minorities, whatever Stop catering to everybody and just write some good shit and let things happen, naturally You'll get less shit from people. But it's like, other than that, you force it. You're going to do just like Supergirl. You're going to get woke and go broke Because Supergirl the first season I was like, oh yes, I'm on board. And then it's like, no, let's make her sister gay and let's make Jimmy Olsen a victim. Every time it's like, oh my God, a victim. Every time it's like, oh my god, just write good shit, like you did the first season.

Speaker 2:

To be fair, Jimmy Olsen's been a victim for 150 years now.

Speaker 3:

But he was a ginger before, but now that he's black, they have to play that part, make him black.

Speaker 1:

And oh, the police Anti police. Why you were doing so well, I was looking forward to that show. You had good-looking people. It's like you had Supergirl was cute.

Speaker 2:

Sorry, I had to blow my nose.

Speaker 1:

Her sister was cute, you had Kat was cute, and then you're going to fuck it up. Y'all have some great eye candy. Y'all are going to fuck it up. Whatever?

Speaker 2:

Lou, what was your white person thing of the week?

Speaker 1:

Did I do white person thing?

Speaker 2:

If not, dig in the hard credits.

Speaker 1:

Well, I guess. Well, no, we did that last time, or I guess it would be Saturday. Saturday I went to the symphony.

Speaker 3:

That's right. We did that instead of watching the Steelers game.

Speaker 1:

No, last Saturday, Because we didn't talk about it last Sunday. So last Saturday I went to go see Harry Potter 3, and the symphony played the score, and then two days later I came back and watched Harry Potter 4, because it was in my head to watch Harry Potter 3.

Speaker 2:

It was like now.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to watch 5, 6, 7, and 7. 7, part 2. Right, 5, 6, seven and seven. Seven part two, Right Five, six, seven and seven. But yeah, it was pretty good. Went downtown, hit a pool hall bar because I was there early so I had some appetizers, some drinks, and then it was me and about a few thousand white people. I looked around, didn't see a black person, even though there's black people on Harry Potter. So I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Although if HBO TV series makes fucking Snape black, I'm going to be mad. He's already written.

Speaker 3:

Are you mad about Idris Elba playing man at Arms?

Speaker 1:

then yes, in the He-Man movie yeah. Now to be very clear, though I don't remember a lot of the he-man characters. So if there wasn't a black character and they're trying to fill some quotas so they can win awards I know the oscars and shit are racist now and you have to have black shit in order to be nominated, which is dumb, breaks and whatever it's like. Okay, I get it. So let's pick a character that fits where it doesn't matter now, but with that is tila gonna be black no, she is a cute hispanic girl okay, so she's some mixed okay, so we're changing all that already in there um she has red hair, though she's gonna be a hispanic red hair.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, with a black dad.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 3:

Okay, maybe she's adopted.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, fantastic Four yeah.

Speaker 2:

No, fringer is going to become a ginger.

Speaker 1:

This is just like why he's an orange cat.

Speaker 3:

now the screenplay.

Speaker 2:

I think the closest they got as far as having. I'll have to go through my he-man index, but the only one that comes to mind is jujitsu was was the um asian guy with the giant chopping hand. That was like his. He had like a glove, that was, and he was fistos. Like he was Fisto's, Like he was the. He was like not Fisto, he was the opposite, Like it was opposite day. So Fisto came to school and he's like I'm Fisto. And then Jiu-Jitsu shows up.

Speaker 1:

He's like I'm Jiu-Jitsu, Like Okay, so that means they're going to recast Jiu-Jitsu as some trans Indian person or whatever it's like. Is Kevin Smith writing this? What the hell?

Speaker 2:

Right, Nicolas Cage is gonna be He-Man Nah it's some scrawny white kid.

Speaker 1:

Yeah right, It'll have a bodysuit on, I guess, because you gotta play the Adam character. Well, Adam was still pretty shredded.

Speaker 3:

Really the biggest difference is.

Speaker 2:

Adam just took his shirt off. That was the transformation the power of Grayskull evaporated his upper clothing.

Speaker 1:

The end credits need to have a tease to She-Ra. That's all I'm saying. I'm not sure who I'd cast as She-Ra because I'm biased, so for me it's Emily Blunt for everything.

Speaker 3:

It's like we're making a Harriet Tubman movie. Emily wants to play Harriet.

Speaker 1:

Tubman. It's like, yeah, if they can race the other way, why not this? I'm okay with that. You know what? Maybe they'll. I can't remember the girl, the spider, the girl that was in the Madam Web with the blonde, or the cute white girl with the big-ass titties.

Speaker 2:

Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that one. I wouldn't know her name if I heard it, but let her be freaking.

Speaker 2:

she, nicole Kidman, can be the sorceress. Oh, that'd be a good one that's good casting.

Speaker 1:

right there Can she act?

Speaker 3:

though Sydney Sweeney act. I don't think I've watched anything with her in it.

Speaker 1:

I don't care, it's Sydney Sweeney. If you put her in She-Ra's proper outfit, I don't care, she can read the lines. I could see her reading a teleprompter, I would not care, but I do like the sorceress. Triclops was multicolored, though His face is. That's fine. He wasn't a straight white dude like Man-At-Arm.

Speaker 2:

He had a tan. Jared Leto's going to be Skeletor.

Speaker 1:

He's going to be Skeletor. Yeah, I was like Trapjaw. Any of those Beastman, don't give a rat's ass Beastman. I want to know what the hell the holdup is for a Thundercats movie. Come on, y'all the technology. Nowadays y'all could just tear it up.

Speaker 3:

You need somebody to remake it, like Kevin Smith did with He-Man Get it back into. Get it back into. Get it back into rotation Because He-Man is going off right now, though that little Mexican girl's cute, I told you, and I've seen her with red hair recently.

Speaker 1:

Still ain't the right casting, but whatever she can't have no red hair, will she have a Mexican mom with red hair and then gets no traits of dad? I mean, come on.

Speaker 3:

Adopted.

Speaker 1:

She better be, because I would be okay with that. It's like, okay, she's adopted. I'm still pissed off that they switched in the first place, but whatever, at least they figured out how to make that happen. I actually, unlike leftists, I actually believe in genetics and science. You know I trust the science, unlike the left. Meh, science.

Speaker 3:

Overrated Sounds made up to me, but yes, she doesn't post on there, so do we have?

Speaker 1:

Do they have a sorceress?

Speaker 3:

No, they have Evil Lincast. Who's that? It is Alison Brie.

Speaker 2:

I think that's a good one.

Speaker 1:

Name sounds familiar. What's she in Community? I don't watch Community.

Speaker 2:

Married to Dave Franco.

Speaker 1:

Who's Dave?

Speaker 3:

Franco. She does a lot of voice acting. She was Unikitty in a Lego movie.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, that helps me see her face.

Speaker 3:

Alice, hold on, if I only had a device where I could just look right, something crazy like that.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, no, she's, yeah, community madman alice, yeah, she was in madman yeah she's cute, she'd make a good evil and she looks like an olsen sister, right well, in this picture anyway. But yeah, okay, I'm cool with that. She seems all right, do they? I wonder if they're doing orca. Yeah, and it'll be. Uh, no, it'll be. The guy who voiced roger rabbit will be the voice, well, in this picture anyway. But yeah, okay, I'm cool with that, she seems alright. I wonder if they're doing Orko.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and it'll be the guy who voiced Roger Rabbit will be the voice.

Speaker 1:

Who voiced?

Speaker 2:

him originally. Is that dude still alive? Just use that guy. I think he's pretty sure. I'm pretty sure he's still alive. It'll be Conan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien doing the voice of Orko.

Speaker 3:

And they need to have Dolph come in as King Randor.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that would be cool, that would be cool. I'd be all right with that.

Speaker 2:

And Courtney Cox will play Queen Marlena Right. Then it'll come full circle.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, he-man's going off right now because their toy line is huge, yeah it is.

Speaker 1:

They have remakes of toys from when we were kids. Yeah, they have this.

Speaker 3:

Ninja Turtle crossover that's badass.

Speaker 1:

Was it remastered? No, they didn't call it remastered. It was re-something Like restore. It was something with REE Classic sculpts and modern play or something. Because I think I still have one, I think of the Redo's. I think I kept the Skele-Glo oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that dude, I think I still have him and a Panthor they made a flock Panthor. I was like, oh, that's cool so I grabbed that.

Speaker 2:

I think I still have Keldor from Comic-Con from fucking 20 years ago when the four horsemen were doing them, the one that came with the four faces, like the four heads.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, then fine, bring back Thundercats, start a whole new series, don't make it woke, and then get a movie coming out.

Speaker 2:

Alright, we'll do that. Next week we can do some fantasy casting. I'll get some lists together, We'll find out what stuff is in the pipeline as far as what potential people have been talked about and we can have that conversation.

Speaker 3:

I'll just answer just Emily Blunt.

Speaker 2:

That's easy.

Speaker 1:

Who's playing? Lionel Matt Tracker.

Speaker 2:

Emily Blunt.

Speaker 1:

Chitara Emily Blunt.

Speaker 2:

Lionel Emily Blunt.

Speaker 1:

I mean.

Speaker 2:

Wiley Kitt and Wiley Katt. Emily Blunt, no just the age, her Panthro, john Krasinski.

Speaker 1:

Some black dude. See some black dude who's a martial artist. Who do we know?

Speaker 3:

I just saw him.

Speaker 1:

My first thought the guy that was in the 90s Spawn movie.

Speaker 2:

Black.

Speaker 1:

Dynamite.

Speaker 2:

Michael Jai White Yep Black Dynamite.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that guy.

Speaker 1:

Black.

Speaker 2:

Dynamite.

Speaker 1:

There you go Black Dynamite there you go Black Dynamite, we'll have him be Panthro. Might be too old, though, although Panthro was probably 40s, 50s, he was an older dude.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'll see if this week, if I can put a list together and I'll send it to you guys. As far as we can do, some fantasy casting.

Speaker 1:

I'd be down with that. That'd be kind of fun. Tigra Shit.

Speaker 2:

Jack, where you been. You need a stamp on the back of your hand. You been at the club.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, the Plaza Inn Club at Disneyland getting that breakfast buffet on son Nice, it's a Minnie Mouse stamp. You can't see it anymore. It's faded, yeah, so you don't just be sneaking up in there Is it better than the.

Speaker 1:

It is a character. Breakfast actually Is the better than the place you took us.

Speaker 2:

It's a character breakfast actually, is the food any better though?

Speaker 3:

It's about the same.

Speaker 1:

I'm confused. Is this the place you took us to get the free soda?

Speaker 3:

No, this was when you get to the end of Main Street, before the castle to the right, there's a place called Plaza Inn. It's a restaurant for breakfast. It's Minnie Mouse themed buffet. So when you first come in, everybody takes a picture with Minnie Mouse and then, as you're sitting, a bunch of characters come by.

Speaker 2:

I think there's Tigger Chippendale, two mice from Cinderella Ooh Chippendale or Double Dippin' what.

Speaker 3:

Tigger, I think Pooh came by.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's pretty good, so it's like the thing we did in Downtown Disney yeah yeah, yeah, at the Disney Hotel, and it was the same price.

Speaker 2:

It was 50 bucks each.

Speaker 1:

Oh, about the same.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but I mean you're in the park already, so it was cool. And then after that we went over to Space Mountain because they had a pass holder giveaway thing, so you have to red stir and get on the queue. Um, and they gave us pins, key holders and a pack of m&ms peanut butter m&m is that the thing little little one had you's like?

Speaker 1:

they gave it to her to hold some red no, that was a cue card.

Speaker 3:

so they give it to you and they scan it at the front, like when they. They give it to you and then, when you get to the turnstile, they scan it again so they know how long the queue is. That's how they keep track of it.

Speaker 2:

When they need to update the number of minutes or whatever.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's cool. Yeah, huh, is that the first time that's happened to you?

Speaker 3:

Yes, she was very excited.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, excited. Yeah, I bet that's super cool. I, I like that they do that. That's that's. Yeah, it's like I always wondered how google did it. It's like 27 minutes. How do you know? Right?

Speaker 2:

they give you a card, like I gave you a little red card somebody the motorcycle pulls up roll down your window.

Speaker 3:

Take this so yeah, and you guys saw the pictures, I mean taking a picture with my map.

Speaker 2:

I showed that. I showed that to a couple people over the weekend and I was like look, my friend had a theme for the weekend. He was always planning what the next ride was going to be and his wife was having none of it.

Speaker 3:

She had none of it. That's why on cars she's like this, and then on Guardians. That's why she was looking over. I was even sitting next to her Little one was in between us. She still didn't want to look at the map Hating everywhere.

Speaker 1:

And then you made a boyfriend. I saw that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it sounds a little jealous there. Lou Just saying.

Speaker 1:

Hey, whatever he wasn't even that cute he wasn't. As soon as we got him, he was like yeah, let's do this.

Speaker 3:

It's Space Mountain, bro. It's not that big of a deal.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's Space Mountain, bro. It's not that big of a deal. At least you didn't drop them. Oh, he did. There's just no pictures of it Nope.

Speaker 3:

I kept the Disneyland map for the Disneyland pictures and then I switched to a DCA map for those pictures. I kept the member Roosevelt pocket.

Speaker 2:

You're even being graphically correct. Wait, geographically correct.

Speaker 3:

There we go. I don't want to look like a moron, yeah. Why are you looking at a?

Speaker 2:

Disneyland map at DCA W yeah, stupid Right.

Speaker 1:

God. We never let you hear the end of it Shit Lou.

Speaker 2:

I just saw your camera shift a bit yeah.

Speaker 1:

The wire to this thing was moving in the way and now that I know that there's a mic on it, I'm actually paying attention to it. I mean, the wire was taking a little low and it was like a little excited in the and the wire got topped I'll say lose like sorry guys, sorry don't mind me at all, it's like hey, at least you got rid of that, the, the big.

Speaker 3:

Uh, all right, gents another one in the books and we filled it in pretty well without a bunch of ums.

Speaker 1:

I'm interested to see how this uh, yeah, that was. We did good to keep the ums down.

Speaker 2:

No dead air. There was only a tiny bit of dead air at the beginning, while we were getting going. Dead brain.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, when y'all were trying to figure out what W meant.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, washington Washington Football Club.

Speaker 1:

Actually, I don't know why I did it. I don't remember. It was a long time ago, but it wasn't for that ago. It wasn't for that.

Speaker 2:

Lots happened since then.

Speaker 1:

That was 93 minutes ago, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Alright, gents, finish up Creature Commandos. We got the Skeleton. Crew, and then Harley starts this week. So, a bunch to talk about next week. Otherwise have yourselves a good week guys. Sounds good, thanks for listening, peace, peace.

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