Vaguely Inconsistent
Three friends hanging out talking about life and all of our interests. Everything from Star Wars to sports.
Episodes
97 episodes
Pants Ruin Everything And So Does Cable
Secret movies are supposed to be secret, but we can’t help ourselves. We start with opening weekend sports chatter, bounce through a Golden Knights coaching shakeup, and somehow end up deep in the math of MLB scheduling, series formats, and why...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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1:38:07
Rocky Plushies Candy Corn Penises And Other Serious Topics
Project Hail Mary had us walking in with sky high expectations and walking out arguing about what makes a sci fi movie actually stick. We start with a spoiler warning, then get into the stuff movie fans care about: opening weekend box office, w...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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1:43:00
Oscars Debates, Road Trip Stories, And A Movie That Cannot Pick A Lane
The Oscars are over, the memes are already aging, and we’re still stuck on one question: how does a movie stack up wins for acting, screenplay, score, and cinematography yet miss Best Picture? We unpack the strange math of awards voting, the di...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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1:12:49
Zodiac Takes And Popcorn Fights
A friend’s spicy reaction to our Chinese zodiac chat sends us down a rabbit hole of labels and how they stick: who among us actually takes risks, who keeps the peace, and why it changes with the room. From there we ride the week’s highs and shr...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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1:37:46
Three Friends Debate Films, Theater Etiquette, And How TMNT Invaded Magic
Season three opens with a chaos combo of movies, cards, and real-life rants. We kick things off by weighing weekly drops against binge culture, then trade spoiler-free notes on Scream and a gleefully sharp Good Luck, Don’t Die that lands like I...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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1:52:39
Olympic Finale, Season Two Farewell
The torch goes out, the mics stay hot. We send off a wild season by unpacking what the Winter Games got right, what broadcasts still fumble, and why some strategy-heavy sports deserve weekly airtime. Curling stole our hearts with a clean multic...
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Season 2
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Episode 42
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1:45:22
We Came For Grogu, Stayed For Josh Gad Getting Yeeted
A glossy Grogu spot during the Super Bowl should’ve been a layup. Instead, it left fans asking who it was for—and why it needed a post-game explainer. We unpack what didn’t work about the Tauntaun homage, how to fix that approach with a smarter...
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Season 2
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Episode 41
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1:52:40
Sports, Schedules, And Spicy Opinions
If you’ve ever stared at an NHL bracket and wondered why the best teams collide too early, you’re in the right place. We crack open how leagues design their seasons—sometimes to reward excellence, often to protect brands—and what that means for...
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Season 2
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Episode 40
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1:36:18
Cruise Control And Lightsabers
The energy is unfiltered from the jump: we’re candid about Marvel fatigue, genuinely excited for Maul’s animated run, and torn on whether Disney should drop episodes weekly, in arcs, or all at once. We dig into how release strategy signals conf...
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Season 2
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Episode 39
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1:53:22
Playoff Picks, Burlesque Nights, And New Year Chaos
The calendar flipped, the takes got hotter, and the playoff bracket did not disappoint. We jump straight from chaotic date jokes into the meat of January football: why the Giants’ draft slide might not matter if they stick to trench and linebac...
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Season 2
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Episode 38
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1:44:23
Four Grown Men, One Loth Cat, And Too Many Ketchup Packets
A near‑perfect park day can still go sideways—and that’s where the best stories live. We kick off with holiday chaos, kid‑gift economics, and the annual reality check that toys become cash and earbuds. Then we shift gears into a tightly run Dis...
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Season 2
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Episode 37
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1:35:51
Vegas To Disney: Chaos, Karaoke, And Galaxy’s Edge
A car dying at the exit, a battery pack hanging off the hood, and a mad sprint to a bus stop—some weekends test your patience before the fun even starts. We took that chaos to Vegas, warmed up in Hollywood with karaoke at Scum & Villainy, a...
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Season 2
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Episode 36
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1:46:08
Three Guys Navigate A Dull Football Weekend, Trade Thanksgiving Stories, And Plot A Disney Adventure
The NFL slate fell flat, so we made our own fun. We kick things off with the kind of honest sports talk you only get from people who actually watch: why the games dragged, which wins felt empty, and how college football’s chaos could throw the ...
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Season 2
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Episode 35
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1:27:38
Turkey, Football, And Wicked Takes
Turkey week meets hot takes, and the menu is stacked. We kick things off with a stress-free game plan for the holiday: air fryer over chaos, crockpot over ego, and a tactical dash for fresh rolls. From ham loyalty to dark meat supremacy, we kee...
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Season 2
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Episode 34
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1:39:47
Box Office, Spaghetti, And Sports
A plate of Jollibee spaghetti with hot dogs shouldn’t set the tone for a whole show, but here it maps perfectly to the bigger question we wrestle with: taste, expectations, and why pop culture keeps swerving. We kick off loud and loose, then di...
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Season 2
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Episode 33
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1:42:11
Sports Rants, Movie Hype, And Trailers Galore
A big NFL weekend, a bigger reality check: we dig into why so many teams feel stuck in the middle, why Pittsburgh can’t fake contender energy, and why the Vikings might actually have something with JJ McCarthy if they build to his strengths and...
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Season 2
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Episode 32
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1:41:56
Trade Deadlines And Dumb Calls; Sports, Screens, And Silliness
The night starts at a Raiders game with a crowded team store, cheap seats, and the kind of crowd that screams “first time here.” From there we get honest about roster reality: if your competitive window is more than three years out, do you flip...
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1:37:25
Sunday Scores, Secret Movies, And Mayhem
A sleepy NFL slate can be worse than a bad loss—because it exposes all the quiet mistakes. We unpack a Sunday full of blowouts, a brutal ankle injury that turned stomachs, and the coaching choices that keep teams stuck. Pittsburgh’s mirage reco...
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Season 2
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Episode 30
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1:34:41
Cartoons, Toys, And Tangents
Remember when a spring-loaded Ram Man felt like cutting-edge engineering and a die-cast Black Lion could anchor a whole afternoon? We dive straight into the golden era of after-school TV—Transformers, G.I. Joe, He-Man, Thundercats, Voltron—and ...
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Season 2
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Episode 29
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1:24:09
From London Letdowns to Star Wars Showdowns: Sports, Sci‑Fi, and Symphonies
A sloppy London win doesn’t make a contender, and that’s where our Sunday starts. We pull apart Broncos hype with context that actually matters—travel, opponent quality, and why “we beat the Eagles” isn’t the trump card it sounds like. The Gian...
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Season 2
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Episode 28
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1:33:43
When fandom meets sanity: rides, records, and reality in sports and screens
The scoreboard said win or loss, but the weekend felt stranger than that. We kick things off with a bleary-eyed Vikings–Steelers morning stream, then dive straight into the NFL blender: Geno’s three-pick faceplant, the Bears winning while movin...
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Season 2
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Episode 27
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1:17:07
Star Wars Cards & Mando Movie: Speculation & Predictions
The lines between fandom and cynicism blur as we take a deep dive into the freshly released Mandalorian and Grogu movie trailer. While the nostalgic Western-inspired poster earns praise, we question whether this Star Wars spin-off can truly suc...
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Season 2
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Episode 26
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1:47:46
Fantasy Football Frenzy: Week One Reactions
The new NFL season has kicked off, and with it comes that unique phenomenon exclusive to football fandom—the unshakable belief that "this is our year." Our hosts dive deep into why NFL fans maintain irrational optimism unlike followers of any o...
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Season 2
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Episode 25
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1:40:25
Unplugged: Three Friends and Their Unfiltered Takes
What begins as a lighthearted review of Netflix's surprise hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters" quickly evolves into a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation between three friends who aren't afraid to speak their minds. The animated film, with its Spider-V...
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Season 2
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Episode 24
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1:41:47
Behind Closed Doors: The Inconsistent Podcast
Step into a world where pop culture collecting isn't just a hobby—it's a way of life that brings people together across distances. This episode captures the authentic essence of friendship forged through shared passions, from hunting down limit...
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Season 2
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Episode 23
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1:42:30