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Vaguely Inconsistent
Nostalgic Flicks and Bumpin' Uglies
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Join us as we kick off season two with a nostalgic dive into our favorite 90s films! In this lively episode, we explore the dynamic movies that shaped our childhoods, sparking laughter and reflection. Each host presents their personal top picks, leading to spirited debates about what makes a film timeless. From action-packed classics like "Terminator 2" to heartwarming tales like "The Lion King," we candidly discuss our emotional connections to these titles and how they impacted pop culture. We'll also touch on the significant role that soundtracks played, creating memories that resonate with most of us even today.
Eager to hear from you, our listeners! We encourage you to chime in with your own top movie choices as we reminisce together. Our discussions not only highlight the magic of 90s cinema but also set the stage for an exciting season filled with interactive themes and guest interviews. Whether you're a cinephile or just want a dose of nostalgia, we've got something for everyone. Tune in, share your thoughts, and let the conversation flow!
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Speaker 4:Season two Season two yeah, we're going to have to start doing suggestions for what sound effects we want while we talk.
Speaker 2:What's up, guys? We're going to have theme music.
Speaker 4:We already did.
Speaker 1:I need to go buy the rights to it. That's a good season two gift and then nobody else can use it. Alex Grohl, owned by us. Hey, our intro music is fucking rockin', bruh.
Speaker 2:It's also a little twangy, but that's okay. That's alright, who doesn't like deliverance?
Speaker 1:Exactly, that's true. I will no longer laugh, I will just do this. But that's okay, that's all right. Who doesn't like Deliverance? Exactly that's true. I will no longer laugh, I will just do this.
Speaker 2:Jack found a toy, y'all.
Speaker 4:Yeah, his first safe-for-work toy in a long time.
Speaker 2:You'll have to just surprise us with some of these sounds here and there right out of nowhere you're like talking about like real shit all of a sudden, just like the whistle it's like I got pulled over by the cops.
Speaker 1:They whooped my ass.
Speaker 4:I get off on some weird tangent. I'm talking for five minutes and all of a sudden you just start playing the Benny Hill song but it ain't, it ain't oh yeah.
Speaker 1:So first welcome to season two, episode one super excited. I apologize that my mic sucked ass last week.
Speaker 4:That made me very sad you sound better but feel worse. So it's weird, yeah.
Speaker 1:So if I get quiet for a second and you hear I'll edit that out and nobody will know, Okay, that'd be kind of cool if you could, though. I mean, it says upload media, so I'm just saying Boom Alright.
Speaker 2:All y'all watching and listening on Ecstasy or Molly, you're screwed.
Speaker 3:And Lou's on his phone this week, so he has all the cool emojis do the, do the lasers do the emojis double horns, was it?
Speaker 4:double, horns double horns, yeah yeah, let's go little thumbs up.
Speaker 1:Do something different, like rainbows, should it should? No, it does. It's like balloons or some shit. Man, I'm both up, separate them. I know you like bumping uglies, but there you go.
Speaker 4:Oh, there we go, he just turned into Katy Perry.
Speaker 2:That's what happens when you bump uglies with me you get the fireworks. The app knows.
Speaker 4:Your jacket just got balloons.
Speaker 1:All right, so.
Speaker 2:There's a Drake joke somewhere in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there is Everywhere. Everywhere's a Drake joke.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I need a clip of Kendrick Say Drake.
Speaker 1:I heard you like him young. A minor, hey Drake. I heard you like him young.
Speaker 4:A minor.
Speaker 1:Kung Fu Kenny's going to be the biggest star on our show. That's one of Kendrick's nicknames, Kung Fu Kenny.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:On his award-winning album Damn, when you'll find such hits as DNA and Humble.
Speaker 2:Well, if the album's called Damn, I figure there'd be hits called Save the Water.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, Damn with a D bruh.
Speaker 2:Get this power. Yeah, damn.
Speaker 4:Damn. Only three more hours.
Speaker 2:kids, Don't make me turn this car around Hoover ain't got nothing on you, kendrick, damn.
Speaker 3:Excuse me, sir.
Speaker 2:This is a goddamn.
Speaker 1:I did ask that when we went to the Hoover Dam.
Speaker 2:It wasn't fun.
Speaker 1:They're just like, sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just turn to the left and take ten steps that is the proper response.
Speaker 1:They also wouldn't tell me what the Transformers were, so fuck them. I'm glad they all got fired.
Speaker 4:Can I speak to John Turturro please?
Speaker 1:Yes, Is Megatron here, Is he your boss?
Speaker 4:Is there a secret GI Joe base here? They kind of indicated that in the last movie.
Speaker 1:Yes, where's Snake Eyes at Asian Snake Eyes, because that's what we're on now, taking away my white superheroes.
Speaker 2:Exactly that's what Hollywood does.
Speaker 1:I still enjoy that movie, though Fuck it.
Speaker 4:It was pretty good, is it?
Speaker 1:on your top ten. Negative, sir, negative.
Speaker 2:Well, first of all, it's not a 90s movie.
Speaker 4:Yeah, wait, I thought we were doing all movies of all time. God damn it, hang on. I gotta refine my Just.
Speaker 1:Speaking of that, while Duke is redoing his list, we came up with the great idea because we're old as fuck, we're from the 1900s, we're like, hey, the 90s were the best decade ever.
Speaker 4:It was the last official decade. What?
Speaker 1:is, what are? What are your favorite 90s albums and 90s movies? Not necessarily in order. If you put them in order, cool, if not also cool.
Speaker 2:Just movies fool. We already did the albums, not on the pod bruh.
Speaker 4:Cool, if not also cool, Just movies fool.
Speaker 2:We're not doing albums, sir. We already did the albums Not on the pod bro. You want to bombard them with both of those in the same pod.
Speaker 1:We don't have to.
Speaker 4:We've got to make this shit last an hour and a half.
Speaker 1:No, sir, we can get it down to an hour.
Speaker 2:Talking about these movies might be an hour and a half once we start disagreeing on some shit.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, I'll go first.
Speaker 2:I'll go first All right, go for it, go for it.
Speaker 4:I already fucked up Mine's more than I gotta actually look up the dates of mine.
Speaker 2:So while you're talking, it's 10 in the 90s, just 10 movies in the 90s, okay.
Speaker 4:All right, go Jack, and I'll, if you got something on.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, wait, wait. If you got something on your list, slash our list, did we just say, we'll talk about? It yeah, yeah yeah, okay, alright, so this list is actually in order.
Speaker 1:We'll start at 10 with Alright.
Speaker 4:Not on my list.
Speaker 2:Top 10 movies of the night. You're talking Really. Top 10 movies.
Speaker 1:Because it's entertaining. See, that's why it's number 10. It was entertaining, I mean yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, it doesn't have to be critically acclaimed. I'll give you that.
Speaker 1:Trust me, I got some non-critically acclaimed shit up on here. I believe you. No, I liked it. I think that when that came out and everything came out about Brandon dying, it was the first time I'm like, oh yeah, movie stars are like people and shit happens sometimes, Right? So as a kid I don't remember exactly when it came out, but I was kind of a dumb kid too. I never paid attention to shit. So, but also super quotable, and the fire crow is pretty badass.
Speaker 2:Fire crow is pretty badass. I don't remember being super quotable, other than it can't rain all the time, yeah. What more do you need Like one.
Speaker 1:And then the Jesus Christ joke no the. I don't remember that.
Speaker 4:The screaming guy. Why can't I think of his name? I'm going to have to look up the quote.
Speaker 3:Fire it up. Fire it up.
Speaker 4:There you go, fire it up guy.
Speaker 2:I thought he was talking about Bobcat Goldweth. I heard the screaming guy.
Speaker 1:No, the Jesus joke.
Speaker 2:Or Sam Tennyson.
Speaker 1:Jesus walked into an inn, handed the innkeeper three nails and said can you put me up for the night?
Speaker 4:I forgot about that joke. Michael Windicott, let's go, michael Windicott.
Speaker 2:That's so messed up. I like that joke. I forgot about that joke.
Speaker 1:It's a good movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not saying it wasn't a good movie. I just don't know if it's top 10 of a decade.
Speaker 4:A decade worth of movies, but it's Jack's top 10. Exactly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. And he even said why he has his reasons. He first saw the reality. I get the connection, but I was like man, I would have not guessed that to be on the list.
Speaker 1:This better be on both lists.
Speaker 4:Seven. It would have made my list had I not been including movies for my entire life.
Speaker 2:I will admit it was close. It was one of the cuts that I had to make to get to top 10. But I think if I didn't put mine in order but I think it would have been like 12 or 11 when I was heading down.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, but yeah, that one is definitely up there though.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that was that and 12 monkeys came out around the same time.
Speaker 2:That's a weird movie.
Speaker 1:It also goes back to it's around the time my dad and my stepmom divorced, so my dad was taking us to movies. A lot Memories. Okay, we didn't go to the movies a lot when we were kids, but I also had Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman and what's his face?
Speaker 2:And his wife. Yes, brad Pitt's wife.
Speaker 1:Who was that? Ashley Judd? No, the blonde one, gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 2:You know what I heard, morgan Freeman, and I was thinking that spider movie, a Long Time a Spider or something like that.
Speaker 1:I think that was Ashley.
Speaker 2:Judd.
Speaker 1:And then the bad guy Kevin Spacey.
Speaker 2:Kevin Spacey.
Speaker 1:Yep, what's in the box? Yeah, same. That one was cool. Also, I was very into violent, bloody shit when I was that age too, so as is evidenced by a couple more movies.
Speaker 2:Ingrid Got it In Angry period sex Exactly.
Speaker 1:A Fifth Element.
Speaker 2:That's on my list For sure, super Cordobo.
Speaker 1:Hilarious, yeah, just saying a bunch of people peaked in that movie, bruce Willis.
Speaker 2:Ruby Rot. Uh-huh, I got a five, I got a five.
Speaker 1:I got the broken one.
Speaker 2:That's so good. Yeah, it was definitely on my list.
Speaker 1:See no.
Speaker 2:He doesn't know yet.
Speaker 4:Fifth Element no, it was not on my list, I don't know. It just didn't hit home with me for whatever reason. I don't associate anything with it. It's one of those things where a lot of the old movies you know, you associate, you have, you have memories or whatever. But I never got that. Maybe it was a group I was hanging out with or whatever. But fifth element never.
Speaker 3:All right, all right.
Speaker 1:Again, still one of my favorite movies. It's on at work sometimes and I'll just sit there and watch it and ignore work. Don't quote me on that. That was a hyperbole, hypothetical, okay.
Speaker 3:Next is Jurassic.
Speaker 4:Park. Yep, that would have been on my list. That was a cut off my list.
Speaker 1:So that one my dad actually made me read the book. He said we're not going to go watch it unless you read the book. So that helped start my enjoyment of reading. I always read a little bit, but he's like, if you read it, we'll go watch it. And then I watched it and I'm like what the fuck is this? It's nothing like the book, it's bullshit.
Speaker 2:That also started my hate for novel adaptations.
Speaker 1:It's much better. Well, it's so much so that the the next one coming out actually has a cut scene from jurassic park novel with scar joe, because that's actually kind of cool in the book they had like pterodactyls and shit. The movie had none of that shit. None of it but. And then also special effects were like leaps and bounds after that flick too. But we had the toys, we had the jeep and all the dinosaurs and shit dude that that movie 32 years old and it still holds up to special effects.
Speaker 1:I was like unreal, that doesn't look too fake.
Speaker 4:Next again Is that number four.
Speaker 2:That's three, four yeah. So he's on number six Again.
Speaker 1:Emo Jack. I like to watch everybody die Natural Born Killers. That just came up on my list it wasn't on my six and Emo Jack that liked to watch everybody die Natural Born.
Speaker 4:Killers.
Speaker 2:That just came up on my list. It wasn't on my original list. But when I that's probably top 20 for me, for sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah again. It's just. That was the mode I was in when I was a young teen Just everything violent and murder. I had that on the loop and Casino and Heat Goodfellas, all that shit On a. Everything violent and murder. I had that on the loop and casino and heat Goodfellas, all that shit on a loop all summer, but he wasn't in nineties right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was. It was yeah, yeah, it was, cause it's on my list.
Speaker 1:Ah, there we go, there you go. And then, circling back to Kevin Spacey, usual suspects. Yeah, top 20 top 20 again for me one of the cuts nobody saw it coming and just well acted. And I for real thought Benicio Del Toro couldn't speak and I saw him in another movie and I'm like he's got a dialect coach, that's funny and then he was in Last Jedi and I still couldn't understand him. So there is that next, culturally and everything?
Speaker 2:terminator 2 yep, it's on mine. That was closer top five for me with terminator 2 again, it was a sequel to.
Speaker 1:It was pretty old by the time terminator 2 came out. Between terminator 1 and 2 we already had, we had already had. We were already watching Terminator and Predator and Commando on VHS tapes Kids, look it up, be kind rewind. And I think one of them we had gotten newer and it actually had a trailer for it on there. We were like aw snap, so we had gotten to the drive-thru garbage bag, or shopping bag full of popcorn. Double feature old school.
Speaker 2:So what was the other movie with T2? Mm-hmm, I don't know, stomped them All. Right, let's see what other movies were out around that time.
Speaker 4:I'll look it up while you're doing your thing.
Speaker 1:Next one of my and Lou's favorite movies, probably very top on his Pulp Fiction.
Speaker 2:It was, yeah, it was up there, number one with.
Speaker 1:Everybody loves that movie, except for the 12-year-olds at work who don't know what it is. It's very horrible. It makes me sad every time.
Speaker 4:Real quick Terminator 2. Movies that came out around the same era same time the Addams Family, backdraft City, slickers 2, hook, silence of the Lambs, thelma and Louise, total Recall and Wayne's World I'm going to say Hook. I bet you saw Hook when you saw.
Speaker 1:Terminator 2. But also I probably fell asleep. I was like oh, Terminator's over.
Speaker 2:I'm out, yeah, you would think Terminator would be the second movie, that's what I would have thought too, but you know it's also long too, so maybe it was just One and done.
Speaker 4:All drive-ins always had double features. They always had two movies.
Speaker 2:Back then. Yeah, nowadays.
Speaker 4:Nowadays, no, but back when you were a kiddo 35 years ago.
Speaker 3:Just a little Jack, just a little boy.
Speaker 4:Little Jackoff, not a big Jackoff like you are now.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 4:So we're on like number eight.
Speaker 1:Yes, that was a nine or number two, since I'm going up Ninja Turtles, the first Ninja Turtle movie.
Speaker 2:Top ten movies of the decade. Yeah, okay, I love it.
Speaker 1:It doesn't have to be a good movie.
Speaker 2:That was a good movie. I liked it. I had the posters on my wall. I watched it. Dude, I'm down.
Speaker 1:I love Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 2:I got to New Jersey in February of that year 1990. Posters were on my wall. I wasn't even in base housing yet. We were in some temporary quarters sleeping on the damn sofa, couch and shit. And that movie, I was all over it. Dude, that turtle power, I had the single that's what it does.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, my friends and I, we just we love turtles, so it's very like core memory for me. So that's why.
Speaker 2:And then, Makes sense Number one.
Speaker 1:But not least, phantom Menace.
Speaker 4:Yep, there we go, yep.
Speaker 1:That is the result. This is the result of that, just Fair.
Speaker 3:Fair.
Speaker 1:Star Wars. So obviously after a couple of movies, Lou.
Speaker 4:But no, well, con and getting into all that stuff. Because Comic Con and all that stuff existed before but I never really had a big interest in it. But after we met and started hanging out and doing all that stuff like then Comic Con became it was only two hours away it was like oh shit.
Speaker 1:So yeah, on my list 30ish years later became, when we realized it was only two hours away, it was like oh shit, so yeah On my list. 30-ish years later, BFFs screwing off on the internet we yeah, Even though everybody hates it, I like it Again it's core memory. They don't hate it now.
Speaker 2:It's not hate it, they just didn't like it as a difference. It wasn't great.
Speaker 4:But again, the movie wasn't for them, right? The people who were kids, the people that were our age when the Star Wars trilogy came out and then when the prequel trilogy came out, those people are now the age we were when the prequels came out, and they all the prequel love is Jar Jar at Medbass.
Speaker 1:everybody's back on. I will pay $200 for his autograph at Celebration.
Speaker 4:I'm sure that line will be crazy the whole time.
Speaker 1:But yeah so that's, it.
Speaker 4:Good list.
Speaker 2:Solid. For sure. While Duke's still working, you still working on yours, duke.
Speaker 4:I'm done, I'm good.
Speaker 2:Oh, you can go ahead if you want to. All right, because what I was going to do, matter of fact, you go ahead and do yours, and then what I was going to do with Jack's and I'll do it with both of you is I or so, 13 or 14, I won't give the ones you already mentioned. I'll just say, hey, this was on my list, and then, because I had like 14, 13, 15, whatever, I didn't count this, but whatever I had, that way we can just add some more to it, because Duke may pick the remaining ones that I had.
Speaker 4:I think I had three overlapping, so I had Phantom Menace, Heat and Pulp Fiction he didn't actually have Heat on his list.
Speaker 2:Heat was on my list, okay.
Speaker 4:I had Phantom Menace and Pulp Fiction. I think we're by overlaps for you.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:The other eight are in no particular order Ronin Wait, what Greatest car chase ever. I love that movie. The one with Robert De Niro. It's a great movie. The Professional.
Speaker 2:Okay, alright, I can see that Top 20, top 25 for sure.
Speaker 4:He one of the best car, One of the best bank.
Speaker 2:Dude, that bank robbery scene still to this day.
Speaker 4:I mean both.
Speaker 1:I want that shit to happen at work, while I'm working.
Speaker 4:Both of them are bangers. It opened up with a banger and then it just kept going.
Speaker 2:That was such a good movie.
Speaker 4:Put her ass all the way up in it. She's got a great ass. Put your hand all the way up in it.
Speaker 1:But also the cast is ridiculous.
Speaker 2:Pacino De Niro, all the way down Val, but also Cass is ridiculous, pacino De.
Speaker 1:Niro, all the way down.
Speaker 2:Judd Val Val Kilmer. Tom Sizemore's up in there.
Speaker 1:Danny Trejo Fucking.
Speaker 4:Machete, the Allstate guy, you are in good hands, unless he gets shot in the face while trying to drive. Let's see Boogie nights, okay. Let's see, he just likes that final scene. Yep Diggler yeah. I do that every time, every time I get out of the shower, a face, a face off.
Speaker 2:Oh, that was in my top 20, top 25 before I made cuts.
Speaker 4:Yeah, clerks, love clerks, face Off. Oh, that was in my top 20, top 25 before I made Cuts Clerks, love Clerks.
Speaker 2:Same Was in there before I made Cuts Big Lebowski. That's way up in my top five. I haven't seen that movie in a long time, that's way up in my top five. I haven't seen that movie in so long I don't remember it.
Speaker 4:Well, we're going to have to fix that, Lou.
Speaker 2:I think you're right. I think you're right.
Speaker 4:And then, finally, for my top 10, office Space, because that was my fucking life.
Speaker 2:That was a 90s movie.
Speaker 4:Yeah, 99. Wow.
Speaker 1:Yeah right after my first film with Beavis and Butthead.
Speaker 2:It was just so good. I couldn't imagine it being that old. You know what I mean. I thought it was like 2004 or something like that. Oh wow, Okay, good call. I didn't realize Office Space was an 80s movie.
Speaker 4:That's a good one there you go.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1:I think all Nicolas Cage movies from that time, the Rock Con.
Speaker 2:Air.
Speaker 1:I will watch any of them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, leaving Las Vegas.
Speaker 2:I'm like man heat Raising Arizona. That's an 80s movie. Oh, I thought I was. I think it was early.
Speaker 2:I'll double, let me double check, but I'm pretty sure it was early 90s like okay like january I'm gonna I'm gonna go 91 for raising arizona no 92 uh 87, you were right oh, was that old shit? I didn't think it was that old. I thought it was 80s. I didn't think it was that old. I would have guessed wow. So I'm trying to think of when I saw it last and it was like, oh, I remember watching that with my ex, but that would have been in the early 90s. That's why I thought it came out then.
Speaker 4:Nope, that movie's freaking of mine that I had that you didn't.
Speaker 2:Just Heat.
Speaker 1:Nice. So how many do you have left, Lou?
Speaker 2:One, two, three, four, I have six Wow.
Speaker 1:Alright, alright, let's go.
Speaker 2:Alright, again, no particular order. I'm just kind of just reading them as I see them Goodfellas.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:I always loved them, gangster ass mob movies. They were just it for me, and I jumped in with Godfather 1 and 2, and then obviously 3 came out in the 90s also, but fuck that movie. So Goodfellas Casino, you know all those were what I was all about. Yep, those were my jam. Let's see Silence of the Lambs. That was on my list that one again quotable, asable as well.
Speaker 4:Puts lotion on its skin, exactly quotable to this day.
Speaker 2:People still do with that one, even clerks throw your cum that far and that accurate.
Speaker 4:I need to practice dude for real that's the other half of the mornings when I'm not Dirk Diggler when I get out of the shower, otherwise I'm doing the Buffalo Bob dance.
Speaker 1:Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
Speaker 2:Bling that jizz Right Like oh there's a fly, gotcha bitch, change your name to Sticky Wings.
Speaker 4:Cleaner did Off the Wall though.
Speaker 2:The Matrix.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:That one. It was just obviously mind blowing. Nobody saw that shit coming, finally something original after 50 years of movies, so that was kind of cool.
Speaker 1:Dang. It's pretty badass. He's John Wick.
Speaker 2:Can't wait for the ballerina to come out.
Speaker 1:June is a long fucking time away. They are early on. The Can't wait to wait for the ballerina to come out. They didn't stop advertising that shit. June was a long fucking time away.
Speaker 2:They are early on the marketing on that.
Speaker 4:Like unnecessarily early. That's all they have, that's all the studio has. We've been seeing Captain America ads For fucking a year and a half. These studios with their marketing budgets Are just Ridiculous. Is what it is. I hate it Okay.
Speaker 2:Lion King. So, like these studios with their marketing budgets are just it's yeah, I hate it this is what it is.
Speaker 2:I hate it. Okay, a lion King animated. Obviously that one talked about your sentimental value, that one is I. Between that I kind of had a. I didn't want to put a ladder on there as well. But those two kind of go hand in hand for me because they were the two, the very first Disney movies that I saw in the theater. So I didn't really watch a lot of Disney growing up. Like I still haven't seen some of the classics to this day, but I've seen like Bambi once. You know, never seen Snow White, you know stuff like that.
Speaker 4:So yeah, you'll see it next month, it's fine.
Speaker 2:No, I will not.
Speaker 1:You can't watch the original.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can't watch the original. Yeah, I'll watch the original. I'll watch the original. I'm hating on her. I forget the movie, the movie. The movie could be great. They could cgi her out of it and put somebody else in. I'll give it a shot. Um, but lion king, aladdin, those two were definitely. I was in california after high school, whatever was when they came out, and again, first time I got introduced to Disney movies and I was like, okay, I'll go check this out in the theater. And it's like, oh, I, oh, my God, this was fantastic. So the Lion King, still to this day, is up there for me. Um, let's see, what do I have Two left? Robin Hood, so yeah, that one still to this day again, even if Robin doesn't have a British accent, don't even care.
Speaker 4:But again another, another stacked cast, you got Morgan.
Speaker 3:Freeman.
Speaker 4:Christian Slater Sean.
Speaker 2:Connery Kevin Costner, sean Connery.
Speaker 4:Kevin Costner.
Speaker 2:Sirius Black.
Speaker 4:Mary Elizabeth, master Antonio, why can't I think of his name right now? Yeah, I'm just spacing on.
Speaker 2:You thinking of Snape Alan Rickman there we go yeah thank you.
Speaker 4:Why would?
Speaker 1:you carve his heart out with a spear, you're right.
Speaker 2:It's dull, it'll hurt more. Hell, yeah, I can still see Mastantonio with that whole Robin that scream that she did. It was done so well.
Speaker 1:Remember that Bryan Adams video? Yep, oh my God, all summer.
Speaker 2:Dude, all summer it was on.
Speaker 4:Everything I do, I do for you.
Speaker 2:And then they had to bust out that extended version so they could play it longer. And it was like man.
Speaker 4:All of a sudden they added like five guitar riffs, so they can put more clips in from the movie.
Speaker 1:Here we're just going to show the movie with Brian Adams singing over the whole, thing, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:Basically.
Speaker 4:The two and a half hour cut of the song and then finally again.
Speaker 2:this wasn't in any order, but finally.
Speaker 4:Wait, drumroll. Where's the drumroll, Derek? Tombstone yeah yeah, good call.
Speaker 2:Talk about a quotable movie Holy moly.
Speaker 4:I mean the 90s were obviously the decade where they just had stacked cast.
Speaker 1:I texted you guys that when I was watching it work the other day they would not be able to make that movie today. I mean, some of them are dead, but still they would not be able to afford those actors anymore.
Speaker 4:Well, I mean half of the movies we talked about today. There's no way those movies would get made today. Yeah, Because everybody would want top billing, Everybody would want a shit ton of money.
Speaker 1:Yeah, producer credits and all that shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the producer credits for the one. They don't do it for the for the for the what is it, bill Bill, paxton, yep. Sam Elliott, kevin Costner were the brothers. Dana Delaney, val Kilmer. Oh my god, billy Bob you mean Kurt Russell? Kurt Russell, not Kevin Costner that's another Wyatt Earp movie. He was in Wyatt Earp. I think it was called Wyatt Earp, but yeah, kurt Russell. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Michael Biehn.
Speaker 2:Howard Booth, paul Wyatt, there was, but yeah, kurt Russell, oh my God, yep.
Speaker 1:Michael Biehn. Michael Biehn was in there, howard.
Speaker 2:Booth, howard Booth, yep man.
Speaker 1:Locke from Lost man still didn't have hair back then either.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I forgot that he was in that. Holy crap. Yeah, that movie is.
Speaker 4:Billy Zane, yep, billy Zane, billy Zane 90210. Kid Jason Priestley.
Speaker 2:Jason Priestley was in that. You're right. That cast now, oh my god, that would be ridiculous. Or the equivalents looks like we move it forward and we're going to remake too. So for whatever reason, the equivalent cast would have to get to. Oh my god, so good.
Speaker 1:I have to do something, man. Oh my god, shit. So good I'd have to use somebody manly. Ain't nobody manly? I would get Timothy Chalamet to play Doc, though he would kick the shit out of that role. Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I could see that. See, I would make a good.
Speaker 1:Ryan Earp.
Speaker 2:That was me.
Speaker 1:Manly man. He has to be demure, but you piss him off and he'll kick your ass, but he's cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you gotta be nice and chill about it.
Speaker 1:Kurt Russell can come back.
Speaker 2:He probably could. Let's be real Shit. Last time I checked, sam Elliott is doing USAA commercials, so let's go. Oh my god, you could have Chris Evans be the Billy Zane role.
Speaker 1:Yep, he's pretty enough.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:That was fun.
Speaker 2:That was fun doing that list. I ain't going to lie, and we did it quick enough that we have time to do the song one. Except since I'm on my phone, you'll have to pull up my old text of what I wrote down.
Speaker 1:No, we'll save it for next week, you're right.
Speaker 2:Okay, sounds good, we'll do music and then we'll go back to. We can do music next week and go back to movies 2000s or 80s or something like that the week after, so actually get some kind of a plan going. Mm-hmm, oui, yeah, that was fun. I like that. It was kind of hard, though it was easy to come up with like 20. Sure, come up with 20. I was like just off the top of my head I was going through like a lot of these. I didn't have to look. It was just like I'm trying to think here let's see, I didn't have to look. Let's see Pulp Fiction, terminator 2, prince of Thieves, goodfellas, silence of the Lambs. I had to remember Lion King, matrix, fifth Element. Bram Stoker's Dracula didn't make the list, but it was one that I thought of.
Speaker 1:Also with Ted Theodore Logan Yup.
Speaker 2:Jurassic Park. Yeah, A lot of these did not have to think about at all. My parents didn't let me watch Silence of the Lambs.
Speaker 1:when it came out on video they rented it. No, you guys can't watch this. I didn't see it until maybe it was five years later.
Speaker 2:So did they screen it? Or did they just automatically think you couldn't watch it? They knew because they read the books. Okay, okay, yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it.
Speaker 1:Whatever that just meant we got to play video games in the living room.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think when you guys thought of this, did you have like movies? The first movies that came to your head right away, big?
Speaker 4:Lebowski.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Jack do you have a couple that came to your head before having to look at them.
Speaker 1:You know what it would probably be Phantom Menace, just quintessential. Like I said, core memory thing. Even though it was the end of the 90s, it's still Yep.
Speaker 2:That one actually didn't get me until after my first three. My first three were T2, the Thieves, pulp Fiction, then it was Phantom Menace, but T2 was definitely the first one that came to my head. I soon knew I liked T2 for sure. I think that goes back to when I was living in New Jersey. I flew back to when I was living in new jersey. I flew back to new mexico to visit a friend of mine, amy um, and we were stationed at two air force bases together, which just doesn't happen. We're back to back in japan and texas, and so because of that we stayed friends, uh, even when she went to new mexico and her family went to mexico and our family went to new. So we planned like the following summer for me to come visit and I did stay out for like a week and a half or two and T2 was the movie we saw.
Speaker 1:You're like nah bitch, I'm not making out with you, I'm watching this movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I totally would have made out with her, but I got the wrong equipment for her.
Speaker 1:So still though. I was kissing, sorry, but.
Speaker 2:I got the wrong equipment for her. Still, though, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, I'm also a lesbian, it's just racist of her. We had that in common Sexist of her.
Speaker 4:It wasn't because he was black, it was because he had a penis. Totally different things I mean it could have been both, but we'll never know, because we don't talk to Amy anymore.
Speaker 2:Actually, I do.
Speaker 3:But I'll have to ask. But in today's world, though, did you not sleep with?
Speaker 1:me because I was black. Why don't we hook up? Is it because I have a dick or because I'm a black?
Speaker 2:dick, I'm going to consider myself trans. That would make her transphobic, because if you don't like trans women, because trans women are women, and if she didn't want to hook up with me, that would make her transphobic. Right, that's how that works. I think that's leftist logic. Damn, I was discriminated against.
Speaker 4:Yep, you didn't even know it. It's very handy man.
Speaker 2:I need reparations.
Speaker 1:I want my reparations Exactly 40 jerks and a mule.
Speaker 2:Just do it at 3-5 speed, please. Only some of y'all are going to get that one. So what's going on in the pop culture world? Y'all.
Speaker 1:Oscars were tonight. My wife is very upset that Wicked didn't win Best Picture.
Speaker 2:Why would it win Best Picture? So it was a good movie, yeah, but it wasn't Oscar good. I agree it was good, but it wasn't Oscar good, don't get me wrong. It was good, but it wasn't like top six movies good.
Speaker 1:I agree. But most of those movies that went for top picture I didn't even hear about them.
Speaker 2:So what won top picture?
Speaker 1:Arona. What did she say?
Speaker 2:Arona.
Speaker 1:Arona. What did she say? Yep, anora, anora.
Speaker 2:Anora, it was something like that. I got them backwards. My dyslexia is kicking in.
Speaker 4:I heard that was a good one. I have it on my list. I heard it too.
Speaker 2:Yeah too. I'm just glad that bullshit tranny one didn't win, and not because it's a tranny one, it's because it would have won because, like the way Brokeback won back in the day, that was not a good movie. It won because it kind of what broke barriers. Sure, fine, I get that, but as a movie itself it just wasn't very good.
Speaker 1:I mean, we did get to see some boobs in there.
Speaker 2:That was alright, I guess we're missing. It was too. Not enough penis. That's true. You can have a Brokeback Mountain and not have enough.
Speaker 3:I mean, he had some butt, but not enough penis. Come on y'all.
Speaker 2:No man, we want to see if that thing really is a Joker or not.
Speaker 4:How far back, lou, how far back was your songs list or albums list?
Speaker 2:Do you have a search feature? It might be easier.
Speaker 4:What day was that? The last week, I'm like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, as much as we text. You're crazy. You better use that search feature, sir, it's going to be a minute.
Speaker 4:It's only actually six times just albums. Okay, I'll make both lists.
Speaker 2:That's around. Then You're closer. What was my poll? I guess I went to the symphony that's also a loose white shit of the week, so I got to see how to Train your Dragon with the symphony. It was good, obviously, but for whatever reason, what stood out for me was and I don't know if this was because the credits did not have music but the start before the scroll comes up, the scroll credits. They played all the way through that. You know where the names pop up here and there. They played through all that and then usually after the movie, there's the scroll and they will play the music whatever the scroll. They played through all that and then usually after the movie, there's the scroll and they will play the music whatever the scroll. They didn't do that this time. It ended after they did those initial credits. So I don't remember the movie enough. Where is that? What happened in the actual? Is there not music that?
Speaker 1:plays song or some shit at the end.
Speaker 2:Do what? That's what I thought too. My first thought was maybe they sing a song or something like that and that's why they didn't have it. But I forgot to look it up. I'll have to look it up. I'm going to say I don't know who has it because it's not a Disney movie. So DreamWorks, paramount, maybe? Yeah, I was going to say maybe Paramount, I don't know who owns whatever. But yeah, obviously, everything else in the movie, everything was great. I didn't remember a lot of it. I forgot he lost his damn foot. I was like oh yeah, that happened. It could have been that long, but I'm glad I watched it because now I'm ready for the live action later this year. So that's cool that I got that refresher, although I will admit that that now makes me want to watch the other two, three more than two, but I still want to watch them both.
Speaker 1:Shit, I knew nothing. That was fun Working.
Speaker 3:And being sick.
Speaker 4:Trying to promote. You did your. You passed the first phase. So congratulations Yay.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, let's give myself a round of applause.
Speaker 1:Now there's six of us that took it, five of us passed, so that's not bad. Let's just see how the rest of it goes. We have a practical test on Thursday, so they'll like give us like scenarios, like if this happens, what are you doing?
Speaker 2:Okay, I was like do they like just like you're being trained again, or they just look over your shoulder? Is that practical?
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, no. If this happens, the phones go down. What are you doing? You have an employee who's using all their sick leave. Why that kind of shit? So we'll see, and then Tuesday will be like the traditional interview Suit and tie and all that shit Gross. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2:Which is stupid, because that's not what you wear to work.
Speaker 1:Right, but it's like a formal kind of interview thing.
Speaker 2:So Can't stand it. Yep, if you became a supervisor and had to wear a suit and tie, absolutely support it. You don't. But whatever the dress code is for the supervisor is how the interview should be. That's the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1:I agree, but whatever, it's about my pay grade.
Speaker 2:For now Yep, for now, for now.
Speaker 4:Until you can make those changes.
Speaker 2:Get in there and change it exactly.
Speaker 4:Make changes from the inside.
Speaker 2:And boot all them, kids, right to the movie theater.
Speaker 4:Right, this is your homework. You need like 10 years at the theater before you can come be a 911 operator.
Speaker 2:Yeah, y'all need to figure it out.
Speaker 4:You need to be a greeter at Walmart for at least a decade before you, because then at least you can say you've seen some shit, right.
Speaker 2:Is that the truth? Especially if you're going to be a freaking Walmart greeter in Mississippi or something like that. You're going to see a lot down there.
Speaker 1:You can come up to North Town out here. I'm sure it's fun.
Speaker 2:I was going to say that too. Or just straight in the hood Go to Chicago. You have to be at Walmart in Chicago. Oh wait, when was all the fires and targets? What was that? Oregon Washington, Something like that.
Speaker 1:Minnesota, since that's where they're from Go there.
Speaker 2:No, during the whole King, george Floyd stuff, I stuff I think it was Oregon or Washington where they were burning down turkish and shit like that they were mostly peacefully protesting Go there.
Speaker 4:Then you can come back and say you can do this job, you handle that and you'll be good to go, but if you come to Portland you ain't going back to Vegas, you're staying here Just saying Because you're dead.
Speaker 2:I would go back Screw that there's too many different mindsets up there.
Speaker 4:It's like the melting pot. Nah, I'm out. It's fine, we'll put Lou out and Gresham, then he'll fit in.
Speaker 2:We need the laugh thing because somebody will get that joke, because I don't. Is that the 1% neighborhood?
Speaker 4:Thank you Thanks.
Speaker 2:Jack, the one Republican county.
Speaker 4:No, most of Oregon is actually red, by the way, really, yeah, so it's just Portland. Yeah, portland, the Portland-Salem area.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 4:I guess that's fair. That's how.
Speaker 2:Washington is it's just Seattle really, yeah, but the Seattle.
Speaker 4:But just because it's red, it doesn't mean that the numbers add up, you know.
Speaker 2:No, because most of the population is going to be in Portland. I think, yeah, that's how it is out here. Most of Colorado is red, but then there is Boulder and Denver that screwed all up. So that's how it goes. You know, the big cities have it. They think they're going to get something with their Democrat leaders and it turns out their cities are garbage, like San Francisco. That's what happens. It is what it is.
Speaker 4:Do you have a?
Speaker 2:Tuesday movie? I can't remember. I was going to say, duke, did you have a Tuesday movie?
Speaker 4:No something came out last weekend. Oh wait, the monkey movie. Yeah, we went and saw the monkey.
Speaker 2:Oh, you did watch the monkey movie. It was great.
Speaker 4:Really went and saw the monkey, which was, oh, you did watch the monkey movie. Okay, it was great, it was great right, really, yeah, wow, I'm hearing people dog it. All three of us really liked it. All three of us really liked it like it was. Is that rare? No, I mean we all. We for the most part will agree on things, but I mean it was. It was very straightforward, there was nothing.
Speaker 3:They weren't like trying to hide anything.
Speaker 4:yeah, it wasn't an m night Night Shyamalan movie. It was. What a twist. So, yeah, I think it was an hour and a half, so it was just like bang, bang, bang and it's done, just got there.
Speaker 4:Like, yeah, sorry about that. It definitely fit into the vibe of the Final Destination movies, that type of thing with the what's it called the box falls onto the lever, that falls onto the, those types of puzzles. There were a few of those that were pretty funny. A few of the kills were fucking hilarious, but everybody that was there seemed to enjoy it. Everybody was laughing at the appropriate points and that type of thing. I thought it was really good. Alright. Alright, that was there seemed to enjoy it.
Speaker 4:Like everybody was laughing kind of at the appropriate points and that type of thing, you know. So, yeah, yeah, I think I thought it was really good. So, definitely if you're, if you're into if you're into comedy, if you're into comedy, horror movies? Definitely, it definitely is. Yeah, it definitely qualifies.
Speaker 3:So that was.
Speaker 4:Tuesday. Then I made the mistake of starting to watch the Pit right after eating dinner, which was not a good call.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that first episode, yeah. It was pretty fucking nasty.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I had to cover like. I had to cover like the bottom half of the screen when they uh Lou, had you seen it?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:Okay. So, lou, when they or Jack, when they make the decision about what to do about that injury, yep, and they.
Speaker 2:What show is this?
Speaker 4:The Pit it's on.
Speaker 1:Max Noah Wiley. It's an ER show.
Speaker 2:Oh, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Supposedly it's supposed to be pretty accurate from the people that I've talked to about it. The medical professionals that watch it actually are like yep, that's. So, whoever the experts are. Well, I mean, but so many of these medical shows are so like they really gotta make some weird fucking characters and shit. Or they just it's more about the drama than it is what's actually happening, and I get the. I've only seen the first episode, but I get the impression that the Pit is definitely more.
Speaker 1:It is, there is some.
Speaker 2:That's the one that's an hour at a time, right, like each episode is an hour.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, like real time yeah, so there is some of that, because, I mean, they've worked together for years, so they do have personal relationships, um, but they do pretty well focusing on um, because it's the. The new kids are in there, um, so picking on them, scaring them. The older doctors are all cranky and stuff, so I like it, I look forward to it every week yeah, not really my jam.
Speaker 2:You're not spoiling anything for me if y'all want to talk about it, but I don't expect to watch that show. Not that I think it's bad, I just got so much other shit I gotta watch. That's not gonna make the list well then, lou, the first episode.
Speaker 4:Spoilers for everybody listening, I mean, but it's in episode six or something, so if you haven't started watching it by now, yep.
Speaker 1:Mother Goose or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That episode. So I don't know if that's three or four.
Speaker 4:Still enjoying White Lotus.
Speaker 2:I'm waiting for that to finish too.
Speaker 4:Episode three on that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll wait for that to finish.
Speaker 4:I fell asleep watching Alien Romulus a couple nights ago. Don't know if that was a good idea.
Speaker 2:Wait, what country are they in again for White Lotus?
Speaker 4:Thailand.
Speaker 2:Okay, romulus, you fell asleep during Romulus Wow.
Speaker 4:Well, I mean, I'd already seen it, it was one of those.
Speaker 2:It was like later in the evening.
Speaker 4:It was later in the evening. It was later in the evening and it's one of those ones where it's like you don't want to watch it. I just get to the point where I'm like I don't want to watch any more YouTube videos. Like I feel like there's a point when your recommended comes up and you're just like you get enough of this. What's up, guys? Look at my YouTube channel. Guys, I have strong opinions.
Speaker 1:Don't forget to like and subscribe.
Speaker 4:I have strong opinions about movies that you don't really care about. I'm going to sound like a real piece of shit when I give them to you, but here they are.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I did a top 10 before. Just click on this video right here.
Speaker 4:Yep, and if you want to hear my bottom 10, click on the video down here.
Speaker 3:Like, if you like it.
Speaker 4:But if you didn't like it, go visit Heavy Spoilers.
Speaker 1:I've been selling Girl Scout cookies.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I've got to use your link and order me some.
Speaker 2:That reminds me dude.
Speaker 4:Does that link help you out?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can still order tomorrow. Today's the last day for Boos in person, but you have to order tomorrow if you're going to get any.
Speaker 3:Do they ship them?
Speaker 2:to you. Yeah, how much do they charge for shipping?
Speaker 4:I'll let you know. I'm going to put in an order after the show, so I'll let you know, Okay yeah, let me know, because what got my attention was I didn't know there was what.
Speaker 2:is it a chocolate chip caramel cookie? I don't remember seeing that out here in Colorado.
Speaker 4:Yeah it's probably All the white people bought them before you saw it, Lou.
Speaker 2:They probably did White people they love themselves in Girl Scout cookies, man. The other thing is there's always white girls out here. There ain't no brown, black people out here in Girl Scouts. It's weird.
Speaker 3:Or maybe it's just because of where I am. I mean Aurora might have some.
Speaker 4:Jack, or maybe it's just because of where I am.
Speaker 2:I mean Aurora might have some Jack needs to relocate to Colorado for a couple months to sell cookies. But yeah, I was looking at your list and I was trying to think back the last couple weeks. It was like I don't remember seeing a chocolate chip caramel cookie because I sure as hell would have bought it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're pretty good. I think they're gluten-free. Take that as you will, but they're not horrible for being gluten-free.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean it'll be. Look, it's Boulder, so gluten-free would probably be the best cookie to have up here. You know what. That does remind me Of all the last few weeks of Girl Scout cookies. I don't remember seeing anybody in Boulder selling them. They're all outside of Boulder. I don't know if it's a city law or something I don't know.
Speaker 4:That's interesting.
Speaker 2:Like Walmart, target, grocery stores, all that shit. I've seen them all around except in Boulder. That's weird. City ordinance Might be Honestly Boulder's weird. I mean, they have a sugar tax, so whatever, it's the stupidest thing. It's like an extra three cents per ounce or whatever, for every sugary drink you buy.
Speaker 1:Wow, that's stupid.
Speaker 2:That dollar soda at Wendy's. It's a 32-ounce soda, so add like 96 cents to it.
Speaker 1:We went out for breakfast before our Girl Scout booth today and the menu had cash price, card price. I'm like, just tell me that shit at the register. How are you going to tell me two prices on the menu? So Just tell me that shit at the register, how are you?
Speaker 2:going to tell me two prices on the menu, so you know ahead of time what. If you're working on a budget, then you shouldn't be going out, stay home. I agree, but some people are dumb. They spend money they don't have.
Speaker 1:And they charge 50 cents extra per egg.
Speaker 2:They what yeah?
Speaker 1:A big one got two eggs and they said it's going to be a 50 cents extra for each of them.
Speaker 2:See, that's just taking advantage of shit, because there ain't no way that that's a real thing. That's like oh, if we say there's higher for eggs, people will understand, because they think there's this whole egg problem happening. It's like other countries really aren't having this problem. But whatever, that's America for you.
Speaker 4:Real quick Girl Scout cookies shipping 4-8 packages. So you've got to do a minimum of 4. Tier A is 4-8 packages is $12.99, but if you get 9-12 packages it's $14.99.
Speaker 2:That's actually not terrible.
Speaker 4:For orders of 13 packages or more, shipping is calculated as follows so then they just multiply it.
Speaker 2:So as one does so you want to get eight to maximize the shipping price.
Speaker 4:Yeah, or I could just have please. I could have Girl Scout Big One deliver the cookies, so I'll just fly you guys up here.
Speaker 2:Are they still good? Are the expirations still good to September?
Speaker 1:Something like that. Yeah, man, you slagged it. User freeze-by your favorite Lou. What's that User freeze-by your favorite?
Speaker 2:Exactly that's what I'm talking about. Freeze-by is the best Matter of fact. It's coming up this Sunday. Every other Sunday, that's next Sunday, y'all.
Speaker 2:I'll be able to report on my shopping next week. Tell you how many orange stickers I got. Orange stickers are the sell price fans at Sam's Club. If they got the orange sticker, you're saving money, just so you know. Well, the reason why I asked Jack is because, if that's the case, at last check. You had 19 boxes of them, cookies and I might need you to freeze, or well, if the expiration isn't bad, hang on to four of them. Four packages, whatever. If the expiration is is like. I was looking at one box and it said September 25. I'm like oh.
Speaker 2:That's a lot of time. I may have to participate again because I haven't seen those cookies here. Fine, I'll just get them in April and bring them back with me, or get them now and then bring all but one or two packs and leave them there for July. Right, there you go. I feel bad now because you now and then bring all but one or two packs and leave them there for July.
Speaker 3:There you go.
Speaker 4:I feel bad now because you have 69 packages left to go, and it's 69. So I'm going to screw that up. I feel bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can't take any of those at this point.
Speaker 4:Sorry, somebody else has to go in and place an order, Jack, before I.
Speaker 2:You can order one. That way, you can 68. 68 is still allowed.
Speaker 4:A 68 plus one.
Speaker 2:No, just a 68. You do mean, I owe you one 60. Uh-oh, jack's fading over there.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Everything hurts.
Speaker 2:Basic cold flu, covid. What do you?
Speaker 1:got, I can smell.
Speaker 2:Last time you couldn't right or taste one of the two.
Speaker 1:No stuffy nose or anything, it's body aches.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, that was me a couple weeks ago, they said. When I went and got checked out, they said I have flu-like symptoms without having the flu.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I don't know. I was like, okay, everything hurts. So.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 4:Yep, I mean the fatigue and the body ache, Are the Toasties good Jack.
Speaker 1:They are, and it's the last year you can get them. They're going away after this year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's one of the two things that's going away. What was the other one?
Speaker 1:I think it was caramel chocolate chip ones. No, no, no, was it the Adventure.
Speaker 4:Fools, I don't know. We have Caramel Delights, we got Peanut Butter Patties. We got Adventure Fools.
Speaker 2:Lemonades Tree Foils, peanut Butter Sandwich. The lemon ones are ones I like.
Speaker 4:Toastier Caramel Chocolate Chip. Is that how you?
Speaker 2:pronounce that Toastier.
Speaker 4:Toastier, toastier.
Speaker 2:Toastier, it's not just Toastier.
Speaker 4:No, toastier, toastier. Okay, so I'm just ordering. I'm only getting. I'm getting tree fowls for myself, but I'm going to order a mix and match to give to people for their birthdays.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's not a bad idea, especially since they don't expire until September.
Speaker 4:Right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:If you got six months of birthdays, you can hang on to it.
Speaker 1:For real.
Speaker 2:Without freezing them, without having to freeze Exactly Important factor there. What if you don't have freezer space? You might have discount meat in the freezer from Sam's Club. Oh man, that reminds me I should probably pull something out for dinner this week.
Speaker 1:He's going to pull his meat out for dinner.
Speaker 2:I need to pull my meat out to provide dinner this week.
Speaker 4:Oh wait.
Speaker 2:Yeah, very much so. I'm trying to think there's not a whole lot Bowling was. Yeah, very much so.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to think.
Speaker 2:There's not a whole lot. That bowling was last week. Went to the symphony this week. Oh, did a escape room.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was like four of us and then that we knew each other, and then the other four because it was a Groupon, so it's like you got to pay extra if you want to be by yourself, Right? No, so we had four other people two Hispanic guys, two Hispanic girls. I think they were coupled up or whatever. If not whatever, A couple of them were definitely a little high.
Speaker 3:Oh man. It was cool, though I hadn't done one in a while.
Speaker 2:We got through it and it was considered medium to hard.
Speaker 2:We got through it in 36 minutes okay, okay, nice we had to use a clue once, maybe, maybe twice, I don't know, but the first one we got pretty, we the first thing to unlock blah, blah, blah. We got through that pretty quickly. That was pretty cool. It was like, all right, we got this down, but then we got and then we were on a roll. We were just knocking one thing out there and then we got stuck and it was a clue from the other room because we had it was like a mind shaft thing, so we're in two different rooms and it was a clue that had to go back to the other room and get a key from there that we didn't get the first time. So but that's it. It was pretty good, entertaining.
Speaker 1:I definitely would do it again we have the saw one out here. I did that with uh the girls at work one time. That's pretty cool. It's kind of cool, just like roll up. It doesn't say like saw escape room or anything, it's just like a meat processing plant oh, that's cool yeah it's like zero saw theming outside. Can you go inside and billy the puppet's there and jigsaw is doing his?
Speaker 4:I want to play a game I think they announced the date for that Dark Universe. Dark Universe is supposed to be opening up, right.
Speaker 1:Sometime, I don't know, I haven't seen anything about it. That might be cool to check out.
Speaker 4:Alright, ordering cookies.
Speaker 2:Dark Universe. What?
Speaker 1:It's like Universal Horror Nights, but permanent.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's like to promote their Dark.
Speaker 1:Universe. That's cool.
Speaker 4:They're opening a Dark Universe theme park in Orlando.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's great. What's Universal Horror Nights?
Speaker 1:It's like their Halloween parties afterwards.
Speaker 2:Is it Universal Studios?
Speaker 4:Yeah, they have mazes and stuff like that. Halloween Horror Nights is one of their biggest income generators. It's crazy busy, well, because it's the only time they don't have the mazes open during the day or anything, so it's literally just this month and they keep extending it. So now it's like they started in the middle of September.
Speaker 1:It's like how Disney does it's August.
Speaker 2:That's super cool. Yeah, I did not know that they did that. Yeah, a little one wants to go because they should have megan uh-huh, nice wait.
Speaker 4:So orlando or california orlando, there's no room in california.
Speaker 1:They're doing one here, but over at area 15, and that's permanent year round.
Speaker 4:So I think it'll have a couple of the mazes and that type of thing, some things for you to do there. So it'll be probably. I mean, I would. I would expect it to be probably some of the maze stuff that maybe they aren't using at halloween horror nights, but yeah, trying it out or something yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 4:To me, that would be a perfect place for them to be rotating mazes through and just seeing if people like them and what they can. You know that type thing. I spend way too many hours during the holidays watching the theme park bloggers go through all of the mazes and stuff. Cause I ain't going to do that shit. I'll watch somebody else go through and scream their heads off and laugh at them, but I ain't doing that shit.
Speaker 2:No, I enjoy those. I haven't done it for everybody. Enjoy those.
Speaker 4:Well then. Well then, lou, there's your end. You just got to become a member of the media by becoming a YouTube influencer. Then you'll get free passes.
Speaker 1:But Jack, it's the angle.
Speaker 2:That's what she said.
Speaker 4:Yeah, as we go from seeing his full face to like Right, all right guys, okay guys, I'm ready for that's, okay, it's been.
Speaker 2:I? Ok, guys, I'm ready for that's OK, it's been. I mean, it's not just Jack, I mean I got a headache. It started like probably because of my computer, but I'm going to lie, I was. I was fine until probably because because I remember it was seven twenty nine I'm like, ok, don't have my work, don't have my work laptop. So let me just get this started now. I was like, okay, no problem. And then I was in eBay and I was trying to close that out and that way I can close everything out and open up Edge so I can do this. Nope, got that spinning wheel. It was like something, something bottom left corner Duke probably knows what it is Like something. Something made a handshake with something else and I just kind of just stood there and spun and then finally 803,. I was like, okay, I give up, reset. And uh, and the booting got done. I can't do anything yet because it's still loading like internet stuff. But hey, whatever, we got somewhere.
Speaker 2:An hour later, Well we'll jump on here and not record and we'll get you set up. Do you need a picture of that bottom still?
Speaker 4:No, we're just going to work. I'm going to walk you through, just getting through setup, so we'll jump on here. Bring your work laptop home. We'll jump on here so we can talk, and then we'll walk you through it.
Speaker 2:And do it. Yeah, okay, gotcha, definitely not this computer. Hey, it's working again Two hours, and what time is it?
Speaker 4:Oh my God, two and a half hours later, 10.51.
Speaker 2:It took two and a half hours for it to finally be useful and even then it's only half as useful. It's still like I go to a website and it's like, okay, wait a couple minutes and then it'll load. Wait a couple minutes, you can click something. It's like, oh my God, I'm telling you, and if we can't get the other one fixed, I'm just going to buy one. They're like $400, so it's not too crazy.
Speaker 2:I'll just call it, they're like 400 bucks, so it's not too crazy. I'll just call it. I'll just call. I'll just say I need a laptop for Japan and I'll feel better about it.
Speaker 4:Well.
Speaker 2:And it's like that's Japan costs now Different budget and if you buy it for the podcast. You can write it off. Oh, if only I could itemize. You're lying about that. If I could itemize, that would do it.
Speaker 4:Huh yeah, would do it. Huh yeah, that was. That was fun when you could do that back in the day all right, gents like who screwed that up?
Speaker 2:obama or trump, or was it further back? That was trump okay, it was one. I knew it was one of those two. I thought it was one of those two, but I couldn't remember trump's the one that raised the itemized limit a ton because it used to be pretty small.
Speaker 4:It was like six or eight hundred bucks and he raised it to like eleven thousand or some shit. It was crazy. I'll have to look up the numbers, but it was used to be really low so you could itemize it pretty like. You could itemize pretty if you did like an office refurb or whatever. But you could get it like you know you're working remotely or whatever, like if you were to do your office. You know you got a new desk, you got a monitor, you got a dock like dock. You spent like a thousand bucks. You used to be able to itemize that. But now it's super high the amount that you have to have to qualify. I have not done my taxes yet so I'm not sure what it is this year. But yeah, let's let Jack go so he can go try to feel better, because Because he literally is going to.
Speaker 4:I thought you froze up there, but you didn't, you were just Dead.
Speaker 1:All right, boys, that's cool. Have a good one. I feel better next week and Lou has a computer.
Speaker 2:Exactly. We'll bring you with full energy next week. And don't forget Indy's music, Duke, not all music of all time.
Speaker 4:No, I did Indy's music, I did Inds and albums.
Speaker 2:It's not even records.
Speaker 4:It's albums. It's got to be a full album. I got your albums right here.
Speaker 2:No one hit wonders. I'm actually going to.
Speaker 4:You know what. I'm even going to go above and beyond. I'm going to go on eBay this week and I'm going to buy the CDs, so I can show the CDs while I'm talking.
Speaker 2:Man, look at this rich guy. I'm just going to go find a photo of it.
Speaker 4:Have a good week, boys Toodles.
Speaker 2:Have a good one y'all.
