Vaguely Inconsistent
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Vaguely Inconsistent
Duck Faces and Dad Days
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Dive into our Father's Day special where our resident dad shares how they celebrated the weekend, from traditional BJ's restaurant visits (complete with commemorative "hoppy" Father's Day pint glasses) to attending a special Fathom Events screening of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with Leonard Maltin's introduction.
Our conversation spirals into passionate discussions about Star Wars, specifically why George Lucas has been reluctant to release unaltered versions of the original trilogy. We imagine an interactive Star Wars viewing experience where fans could customize their preferred edits - keeping Han shooting first while enjoying enhanced visual effects. This nostalgia train continues as we debate why Star Wars collectible card games never achieved the staying power of Magic: The Gathering or Pokémon, despite the franchise's enduring popularity.
Fashion takes center stage with our deep dive into RSVLTS clothing's Star Wars-themed shirts. We compare the tactile differences between their bamboo shirts (heavier but more comfortable) and standard "Nuflex" material, while reminiscing about our Star Wars Celebration purchases and anticipating future shirt drops. For the home improvement enthusiasts, we share valuable advice about construction defect rights when dealing with warranty issues after one of us experienced an air conditioning repair requiring wall reconstruction.
The entertainment segment features reviews of "Murderbot" on Apple TV+ and "White Lotus," before we provide a comprehensive preview of summer's blockbuster lineup including F1, Jurassic World, Superman, and Fantastic Four, plus returning TV favorites like Strange New Worlds and Squid Game. We debate which releases deserve immediate Thursday night viewing versus waiting for discount Tuesdays.
Throughout it all, our friendship shines through with playful banter, inside jokes, and surprisingly useful information delivered in an engaging, conversation-style format. Whether you're a Star Wars enthusiast, a collector of pop culture merchandise, or simply enjoy listening to friends sharing stories, this episode offers something for everyone.
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Intro music by Alex Grohl
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And a one and a two, and a one and a two. Bam bam bam. The first 30 seconds of the audio only is going to be the worst Lou, making fucking duck faces. At least the rest of us make noises.
Speaker 3:Lou.
Speaker 1:He's taking the selfies. Shit Felt cute. Might delete later. That was the big thing.
Speaker 2:10 was like when that was the big thing 10 years ago. That was the dumbest thing ever. All them girls with duck lips was like what are you doing?
Speaker 1:hated that, you know well, now they just get a botox and just put that shit in permanently ridiculous girlfriend she used to be hot. She used to be hot, she used to be. You remember back in the day when she was just a lowly LA news anchor? Yep.
Speaker 2:And now she just looks like a piece of plastic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you have too many wrinkles in your forehead for her, jack, sorry.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:None of those commas in my bank account. Yeah, there you go. Bye how are you guys doing?
Speaker 2:Good.
Speaker 1:Tired no horrible.
Speaker 2:Happy Father's Day.
Speaker 1:Thank you. Thank you, you guys. Happy Father's Day, sir. We went to go see the Fathom Events screening of Indy and the Last Crusade, nice. I was like hell yeah, I'll go watch Indiana Jones. That's what daddy wants to do, it's the one day of the year that you have to go watch my movies.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's got his daddy in it, so Exactly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it was kind of cool. They had an introduction by Leonard Maltin Talking about, like the history behind it and all that stuff. It was kind of cool. And it's Indiana Jones in the theater. Well, real Indiana.
Speaker 2:Jones in the theater. Well, real Indiana Jones in a theater, not the last one.
Speaker 1:Was it just like the DVD rip Did they? Say it wasn't anything like enhanced A blu-ray or whatever.
Speaker 2:They just put it up on a screen.
Speaker 1:Yep, I think we are one step closer to finally getting the original trilogy in some format or another, because they just did that BFI one where they found an original print from back in the day. And Kathleen Kinney was like no, that's just not day. And Kathleen Kennedy was like no, that's just not illegal, Knock yourself out, bro. So, oh, so you don't hate it.
Speaker 3:Well, it was always a George thing, George was always the one that was like oh no like.
Speaker 1:this version is my version. Yeah, the the one where Luke screams like a bitch when he fucking made the decision to fall. That's my vision.
Speaker 2:I don't understand why they just don't have every version on there. Just pick the one you want to watch.
Speaker 1:Hybrid version.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just go in and say original.
Speaker 1:I want the Java scene, but I want Han to shoot first.
Speaker 2:Right, just go in there and click all the different things you want. Life selector I mean, if Netflix can do it with a whole, choose your own adventure movie. Come on now.
Speaker 1:Disney plus what's up, but I want luke's lightsaber to be green when he ignites it on the falcon, because fuck it I mean why, not, you can mix all that shit up I saw that on reddit.
Speaker 1:Somebody was uh somebody was asking why like a revenge there was. It was like, uh, somebody had like taken a bunch of pictures and like uh, cut them, like printed them out or had gotten them somehow and had stuck them to like a lunch box basically, and they were like, hey, check out this box that I had from when I was a kid, like it held all my pencils and shit and like, and immediately it was like wait, why is luke's lightsaber red, invaders blue?
Speaker 1:that doesn't make any sense, because it was one of those where, like it was, like a super early, uh, marketing and like nobody else cared about the box, it was just 85 comments about the fucking lightsabers and the fucking history. And I'm like guys, like I mean it's parents weren't even born then. Okay, that that's how shit happened back then. Yeah, no shit Like it, just so like they get fixated. I think there's bed sheets with Han holding the lightsaber and everybody's like, oh shit, Han's getting the lightsaber, but it was just the Tauntaun, the Tauntaun scene yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, so it was Empire, like ESB, and he's like in his hoth outfit and they're like oh shit.
Speaker 3:And then he's like oh no, no, nope.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's actually a lightsaber, was it? What was the card from the decipher game lightsaber deficiency or something like that where? Like if you played it if they had the lightsaber and like people on the board could use the lightsaber, like all of a sudden it like was minus two to their ability or some shit. And it was. And literally Han, standing there above the Tauntaun.
Speaker 2:I don't remember that at all. Was it from the card game?
Speaker 1:Yeah, the CCG.
Speaker 2:I wanted that thing to do so much better than it did it just.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they just can't get Star Wars CCGs off the ground. Not at all. I think a lot of them are like that. I think there's. What they try to do is they have like this cookie cutter ccg template that a lot of companies use and then they say star trek, star wars, lord of the rings, like, and they just like, apply it to them, but yet like, but they need to figure out what's keeping pokemon and magic going?
Speaker 1:you need to find that and make it star wars. Put a chick in it, make it gay. Well, they um well, they released, I think, fallout, because they had the Fallout cards for the magic right. Yeah, they got magic.
Speaker 2:I think Final Fantasy 7 just came out. All types of crossovers and shit yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, so that's the trick, right? Is that, instead of using, trying to create your own system, use a system that's already been tried and true.
Speaker 2:What if?
Speaker 3:it's just a.
Speaker 1:Star Wars expansion into Magic. Yeah, somehow they're still having Destiny tournaments, which I don't understand, because I I tried to play that and I just couldn't like it. Just I don't know, my brain just didn't connect with what was happening and it didn't make sense to me. Card games just go over my head anyways. I do not have the patience for them at all. Put a controller in my hand. Let me chainsaw someone. Soon, soon, my son Soon.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I mean, I guess you could do it now, but as far as stuff, that's new, right, so yeah, that's true, and what else? So we did that. I don't think we did anything yesterday, yesterday, we like straight up, just Wait back up.
Speaker 2:No food like dinner, yeah, no breakfast in bed.
Speaker 1:We went to BJ's the last couple years we've been in florida, right, and we just happened to go to bj's on father's day while we're in florida and they give you a pint glass it says happy father's day. Today said hoppy father's day it wasn bunny, so that was weird.
Speaker 3:They also use it on Easter.
Speaker 1:It's a free pint glass, so whatever.
Speaker 2:They've actually been using it since Easter.
Speaker 1:So it was like a week or two ago, my wife's like oh, are we going to go to BJ's On Father's Day? It's kind of tradition, right.
Speaker 2:Well, if we get up before, you're like, if we get up before the girls.
Speaker 1:If we get up before the girls, we could visit it twice, if you know what I'm saying. So as it gets closer, she's like are you sure? I'm just like, well, I'm gonna throw your ass now. Yes, it's tradition, you said it was tradition. She's like it doesn't have to be like nope, them words came right out your mouth, right. Tradition. Now, what you mean? Does it have to be like Nope, them words came right?
Speaker 2:up your mouth Right. Tradition, now what you mean? Does it have to be?
Speaker 1:on the way, even on the way of my uh the oldest, like can we go to? Like uh Hibachi or something? I'm like Nope, tradition. I said it does not have to be tradition. I'm like no, you said Is it oldest daughter's day. Is it oldest daughter's day? No, then shut the fuck up. I mean, I like me some hibachi. It was close. I almost said yes, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2:That's a good choice, however no, I'm trolling, though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, weirdly, lou also visited BJ's this morning. I don't know.
Speaker 2:It's weird, he's not even my dad. Lou did visit BJ's this morning. That's not even a joke.
Speaker 1:And he filled the pint glass, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Did it make it to the glass? Sorry, I'm not saying anything about old girl right there.
Speaker 1:man, I'm not saying anything about old girl right there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't make it to the glass anyway, so we're good.
Speaker 1:And I'm going back to sleep, oh man.
Speaker 2:No, why am I so tired? Oh, I know, it's not even like sleeping?
Speaker 3:What? No, I didn't even do that.
Speaker 2:That's a whole separate story. I was too busy being mad yesterday, just some bullshit. But either way, it was Because I went out.
Speaker 3:You were out drinking.
Speaker 2:No, that's what I'm saying. I didn't.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:That's what I was saying. Like I said, it's a whole other drama. We didn't get into that story. I already got into it twice.
Speaker 1:Good night everybody. Podcast's over. We didn't hear it. Lose the team. Nine-minute podcast.
Speaker 3:Bye the.
Speaker 1:After Hours of Vaguely Inconsistent Podcast where you get all the tea. We use names in this podcast.
Speaker 2:This is that 10-minute shit that YouTube likes. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:I ended up not, but I did end up drinking. Today, though, and I think that's part of the problem. I drink it today, and then the pizza. I'm just so full. I felt a For real. I was out at 8 o'clock and I was like wake me up at 5, too. Oh man, actually, wake me up at five too.
Speaker 1:Oh man, actually wake me up at seven and a half minutes. Oh, my God wake me up the right way.
Speaker 2:For real Shit, an inch at a time, oh man, but no. I don't know what I ate made me stinky, but I'm trying to get up. And then she's trying to help me up. Just push me right into my own stink. It was like come on now. I was going to turn the other way. Man, don't help me. You're not helping me.
Speaker 1:It's like she didn't even touch up on you. She just like, nope, jump with a grenade, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Man, I get it. It was my own, but damn, I know better. I tried to get to my own shit, your shit was stankin'. I was trying to avoid myself.
Speaker 1:What kind of fucking pizza did you have, jesus?
Speaker 2:Pepperoni and sausage.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, there you go. I guess, depending on the sausage, that could totally be.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think Holy shit, I think that's all I had today. I don't know. Yeah, but it was just like me.
Speaker 1:I tell you what, though, woke my ass real up. It was like I'm awake now. Those hairs are burning.
Speaker 2:I got no nose hairs to burn, dog, it's just gone, reverse chloroform.
Speaker 1:You're like, uh, I just want to nope. Never mind, I'm awake, let's go, come on I'm all.
Speaker 2:I'm all you know washing up getting my hair combed. I looked over at my nose clippers and was like I'm going to put you away, I don't need you today, we are done. Craziness. Well, yeah. So hit a couple of breweries all today. Didn't do it yesterday, so did it today instead.
Speaker 1:You call your dad or anything on Father's Day you guys like is it a thing, or is it?
Speaker 2:Not really. I mean, I hit him up, but it wasn't like long conversation like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it never is, and I'm always the last one to reach out.
Speaker 2:Like my, my, I think my niece will reach out to him first, and then my brother and then me. I'm like I ain't trying to beat nine o'clock in the morning. Nah, man, I'll hit you when I get you.
Speaker 1:As long as and dad at a place kind of halfway between their house and my house for lunch and it was fine I didn't realize he lived out there. Yeah, holy shit, it's all up there. That's how come he went back. Well, one reason, yeah, but yeah, so he ate His butt fell asleep even though he has no butt. But it's endless amounts of fun when we start talking about his butt and then we're like how can something that doesn't exist fall asleep? How?
Speaker 2:does that work? That's a great question.
Speaker 1:And then I got a text like five minutes after we left and my sister's like and he's asleep, Hells yeah.
Speaker 2:Is anybody shocked here?
Speaker 1:Nope, here, it's point of being a dad and then, uh, yesterday I went and saw the how I met your dragon, uh, movie oh yeah, yeah, wait, which a full price uh, a friend wanted to go and I was like, okay, she's super excited about it. So I was like, alright, it's fine. Sometimes you get pushed into the ass, sometimes you want to avoid it but you still end up it was fine.
Speaker 3:I never watched the animated one.
Speaker 1:I was like was the live action better? Her comment was it was basically the same except for the dad wasn't as funny, that's because it wasn't, uh, fucking gerard butler, so it was yeah it was yeah it was it?
Speaker 3:they got him live action yeah they got.
Speaker 1:I think they got the majority of the people who were voice actors, shit, I'm gonna watch it then the only one that changed was the guy who did the voice of the main character, because they couldn't like. He didn't look anything like well. Neither did the girl either. Everybody's mad about that.
Speaker 2:Well, they should be mad about that she's supposed to be a blue-eyed blonde and they brought in this quarter black girl to come with brown eyes.
Speaker 1:It's like man, some bullshit they didn't make a point, like there was no point of that though, like it was fine, like as far as that goes.
Speaker 2:No, that's fine, she's talking about the fans and I'm one of them. They should not have changed her. It's like why is she? If she's a viking, why is she not? You know, it was that. I can't remember that viking movie that came out last year, even before last, and there was like no black people in it, because it was in viking land, you know, hundreds of years ago. There were no black people in it. It's like it's okay, no, it's you know it's crazy lou.
Speaker 1:Dragons aren't fucking real either. Some of their black vikings in this dragons are real. Fuck you. Dragons aren't real real either.
Speaker 2:Some of them are black Vikings in this. Fuck. Dragons aren't real.
Speaker 1:Fuck you dragons aren't real. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2:I saw it twice already in Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon. Hello, it's in the name God dog.
Speaker 1:There's black people in House of the Dragon. Is that the one with?
Speaker 2:Kevin Spacey that one's weird, the black people with white hair. Kevin Spacey no.
Speaker 1:I don't think there's Kids around, kids around to masturbate. It's not kids, it's just dudes. They were barely under age. They were barely under age.
Speaker 2:I mean, I still ain't hating them and all he did was sexually harass them. Right, that's way better than sexually assaulting them.
Speaker 1:Exactly. That's why they call it a Weinstein and not a Spacey. Yeah, exactly, although I think all the Weinsteins are legal.
Speaker 2:That sounds so dirty.
Speaker 1:So you don't want it to be called a Weinstein, because then you know you've done fucked up. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2:I mean for real, though You're like, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Did I just do a Weinstein Shit? Nobody tell anybody Was that a Weinstein or a Cosby.
Speaker 2:Oh, no wait, Cosby involves drugs. I don't think.
Speaker 1:Weinstein drugged him. He's like if you want this job, you gotta give me a job.
Speaker 2:How badly do you want this job?
Speaker 1:Hand foot blow boob.
Speaker 2:It's your choice. I'm not making you do anything, I'm just giving you an option.
Speaker 1:Do you want to go back to Iowa and go back to working at the diner you were at when we found you.
Speaker 2:Didn't y'all watch that XXX? Wait, didn't that happen in the boys?
Speaker 1:Yes, 100%. Wait, Star-Lord or fucking Homeowner's not the guy.
Speaker 2:You about fucked up right there, star-lord, wait, wait, are you saying?
Speaker 1:Star-Lord's like the Kevin Spacey of the MCU, where?
Speaker 2:are you going with this?
Speaker 1:Some people do be saying that Star-Lord's kind of weird, super weird. Well, I mean to be fair, his family's fucked up, that's true.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, mom had cancer, died. He got fucking sent to space.
Speaker 1:Your dad's like a galactic being. I mean, yeah, totally makes sense.
Speaker 3:You were kidnapped by Michael Rooker.
Speaker 2:There's worse things to be kidnapped by.
Speaker 1:That's true. Yeah, you're best friends with a tree Like your girlfriend's green. It's weird. Maybe, your long lost girlfriend is green. You live inside some dude's head. It's weird. Yeah, yeah, so you live inside some dude's head. It's weird. Yeah, yeah, so the? I don't think people go to fathom events very much, so we get in there, sit down. Litter malton comes on, movie starts. Hey, everybody's still walking in like they're going to show trailers or something I'm like not for phantom events, people.
Speaker 3:They should start on time, yeah yeah, cinemark rewards nothing.
Speaker 1:What did we go and see? There was something. It was like a phantom event, but it wasn't. It was one of those where it was like just the chain, because there's a phantom events which are nationwide and a bunch of different chains, but then all the chains have their own. What?
Speaker 2:did you go see. We went and saw something wait, the chains have their own fathom. Event thing like, like cinema mark does one, amc does one, they have their own, I don't know yeah, they'll have their own.
Speaker 1:Like every thursday and sunday they'll show, like you know, summer. In the summer they'll show summer movies. In the christmas time they'll show christmas movies and that type of thing, but those are separate from the fathom events, I think, because those are only at that chain. So okay I think the fathom events are a little bit bigger deal and they're also like I said at multiple theaters
Speaker 1:like so they'll be at amc, regal and cinemark. It won't just be at one, so that's a. That's the kind of confusing part, especially if you want to go see something and you're like oh wait, is this like a cinemark thing, or is it an? Mcm thing and I can only go to regal if I want to see that one or some shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah okay, all right then.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maria menudo's needs to do a better job of explaining that shit, right?
Speaker 2:although I did, I did learn. I did learn was remember I told you I went to that that uh blind secret movie thing, yeah, and I didn't know if that was multiple theaters, like I went. And then the next day a friend of mine was like, yeah, I went to uh regal in longmont and whatever it was like to watch this secret movie, and it was life of chuck. I'm like, oh wait, I did that too, except I was at cinemark and it was life of chuck. So I learned at that time, you, you know that that was a group.
Speaker 2:I don't know if AMC did it, but I know for sure Regal and Cinemark.
Speaker 1:But I think that's similar to like a Fathom event, like it's a more like the studios just pushing the movie out to kind of get some buzz before it actually comes out, especially for, like, a movie of life of Chuck which is going to get completely swamped by the movies for the next month and a half, like, yeah, I mean we have F1.
Speaker 3:We have Jurassic park.
Speaker 1:The week after that we have Superman. Two weeks after that we have fans. Like the entire month of July is just fucking movie Banger, banger, banger, banger. Like it's kind of crazy. I was looking at my Cinemark rewards, you remember last week or whatever.
Speaker 2:It was like 12 tickets to yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that I asked you where you were.
Speaker 1:It was at lunch. When we were eating lunch I looked and said you have 16 pending tickets. I'm like, oh, I guess we're going for double platinum this year. Mother fucker's going gonna be diamond by the end of the year. Oh lord, so it was Indy. We're gonna watch Megan Dress Park and Superman.
Speaker 2:So I'm like whatever, okay, okay, damn.
Speaker 1:Little One made me buy her the Megan Popcorn Bucket too.
Speaker 2:Made you.
Speaker 1:Was that her head, or something like that? Yeah, it's her head, just like the K-pop With the pink. Yeah, the visor, but everyone's like that's not Megan. I'm like yes, it is. Watch the trailer, bro.
Speaker 2:You don't know everything. She's bigger. I thought she liked that movie.
Speaker 1:Obviously little ones more into it. Well, honestly, that's fact, no it. I thought she liked that movie, Obviously.
Speaker 2:Little One's more into it. Well, honestly, that's fact.
Speaker 1:No, but then I guess it's also the 50th anniversary of Jaws, so they had, like these cute little Jaws plushies. And big one in her gang is um. They call themselves Jaws because the first letter of all their initials is spelled out Jaws. It's like oh, can I get four of them? Oh, my god, wow, damn getting fleeced. Their dads don't love them as much as you love me right dude for real though they were cute plushies, though it's like it's jaws.
Speaker 1:And then he has, uh, one of the barrels attached to him like on a string, and the barrel says jaws 50th on it, and it's actually kind of cool. You're like I'll take five because daddy needs one too. I did take five because little one needed one.
Speaker 2:Oh no I was like no, you got a naked bucket. You take your pick, right? You want the jaws or do you want the make?
Speaker 1:but you know what? There was one left on the shelf. So I'm like fuck it, whatever, just buy them all out. Hoard all the, all the fucking jobs.
Speaker 2:So you got six? No, there were only five. Oh, OK, that's including that. Ok, I'm all like damn this dude.
Speaker 1:Four girls. You're youngest than you. That's six. What do you know? I didn't get one. No, because they got me that fucking Oculus VR headset for Father's Day Was that a bitch to figure out. No, it wasn't actually Okay.
Speaker 2:I think my dad got one last year year before?
Speaker 1:Is that like plugged into your PS five or something?
Speaker 2:No, it's no, it's standalone bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it has like a little console.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you'd like put it on. There's a menu, there's a store, there's friend lists and it's kind of cool. None of the games are downloading. It takes fucking ever. So it came with the batman game, which is cool as heck because it's arkham. So we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 1:make sure you and then I dropped 30 on star wars games, because why not plural? Yeah, so I downloaded the first chapter of vaderortal. There's three chapters total. I only downloaded the first one. And then there's one, tales from the Outer Rim, and you just like chill on Black Spire Outpost and see what's really going on without all them stupid-ass tourists there, and you can go around and go see places that you can't, yeah, yeah. And then there's a third one, isn't there? They were promoting one at Celebration. That's not out yet.
Speaker 2:You got both of those for $30?.
Speaker 1:Vader was $10 per episode, so that's going to be $30 total. Oh okay, galaxy's Edge one was like $24 or something I like. Whatever it is, it's Star Wars. Just wait until we're paying $80 for a game, wait until you're paying $80?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I will still play the same two that I've been playing for five years.
Speaker 1:Until Gears comes out, and then you're like fine, fine.
Speaker 2:I got to work some Gears for free. Gears is already out. I didn't buy it.
Speaker 1:But no, it's cool. I haven't done a lot of vr, but it was kind of cool it wasn't horrible to set up. Don't forget to angle your uh camera for the living room to where you can catch yourself when you punch your tv or fall over the couch. Um, it actually there's a see-through mode, so like you can still see your menu, but you can still see your living room. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 2:I like it. That's for the AR stuff, right yeah.
Speaker 1:But I guess the Vader itch the storyline. It goes into why Mustafar goes from lava-y to like trees and like those weird dudes that Kylo was killing.
Speaker 2:I just figured it was just a different part of the damn planet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I'm guessing it's canon. Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2:And then I did try out the porn.
Speaker 1:so that was kind of cool. That was actually the 30 bucks. When you say these bit 30 bucks, it was porn. Luxio is dressed up like Salma Hayek, from Dust Till Dawn.
Speaker 2:Dust Till Dawn. Yes, Now we're talking.
Speaker 1:I could have figured out how to fast forward, though you know it starts out like shit's boring. Can we get to the part where you take your clothes off? Right, get to the case and then she's like sticking her foot in your face and you're like right.
Speaker 2:Man, there's a movie I haven't seen in a while. I need to add that to the list.
Speaker 3:Dust Till.
Speaker 1:Dawn, yeah, just an old movie I haven't seen in a minute, that's really good. Good one.
Speaker 2:You know what I don't know. I'm about to ask right now.
Speaker 1:Do you love myself from Dust Till Dawn?
Speaker 2:I'd like to think yes is the answer to that.
Speaker 1:I think it's.
Speaker 3:I mean, I really like Hatefulful eight, but I think from dust till dawns, maybe my favorite tarantino adjacent movie, because I mean it's a rodriguez movie, but yeah, like tarantino wrote it right or yeah, was a co-writer yeah he wrote it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mine is natural born killers.
Speaker 2:That doesn't surprise me at all I actually thought that movie was just okay shit podcast like, like, I don't get me wrong, it's a good movie. But when you start talking, oh, we can watch this or this or this, it's like. That's usually not on my list.
Speaker 1:I have to be in the mood for it. If I haven't seen it for a couple years, I'll throw it on it's just relentless.
Speaker 2:I mean, if it's on, I'm not sad that it's on, but I'm just usually not picking it, that's all.
Speaker 1:Angry could have been a school shooter. Jack liked it a lot when he was a teenager. Yes, he did God.
Speaker 2:Angry could have been a school shooter.
Speaker 1:That wasn't a thing when I was a kid. These days, right, if Diablo 2 didn't exist. Right, you'd have to be these days, you'd have to be also trans and write a manifesto, but whatever I might write a manifesto for fun nobody understands you, so let's shoot everybody else that makes nobody understands jack at all, at all hundreds of hours of podcasts and nobody we still love you, so this is oh. So this is the podcast.
Speaker 2:This is your manifesto, this is my manifesto. It's been happening for the last 16 months, when I die.
Speaker 1:I'll put out like a cipher key go to this episode at this timestamp and start writing down everything, and then you'll have my actual manifesto.
Speaker 2:You need two seconds at this time, four seconds at this time. You piece it together, you get the secret message.
Speaker 1:At 18 minutes and 37 seconds, say a sentence, the first letter of every one of those words that I say in that sentence. Dude for real Every time Duke and Lou Laugh at something I said. Manifesto.
Speaker 2:That was them laughing at me, not with me.
Speaker 1:I hate, them so much they're first on the list.
Speaker 2:He's wearing the shirt that I kept getting complimented on last week, which is a weird shirt to get complimented on.
Speaker 1:It's a nice shirt, but unless you're like Star Wars-y, it's a deep cut. It would kind of go over people's heads.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 1:It's not like you're like bam Vader. It's like a weird-looking Death Star over a pink moon. It's like a weird looking death star over a pink moon.
Speaker 2:What was I fuck?
Speaker 1:I was somewhere and I think I had my backpack and it has the tattooing luggage tag on it and the guy's like man, that's a cool luggage tag. And I'm like bra the shirt. And he's like oh, oh, shit, dude, that that shirt's cool, like right you're complimenting the wrong thing.
Speaker 2:Don't worry about the backpack.
Speaker 1:Yeah, eyes down here, motherfucker. But I mean the shirt. It's like one of the most subtle star wars shirts really like, because otherwise you're just like oh, that's a funky you know weird color comic book yeah I'm just glad it has pink in it so I can rotate between my other pink shirt and salmon shirt. Now I have three it's like probably the closest thing we're ever going to get to Watchmen Star Wars crossover probably, although I don't know Roosevelt hasn't knocked anything out of the ballpark since that alien shirt that's like.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, half to half everything is like. I'll get it on sale which aliens shirt the full panel with the xenomorph on it.
Speaker 1:I went for that bitch to come back in stock. I don't order that bitch so fast. I don't even use the discount on it. You can take the full price bro.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to risk that extra four seconds to put my code in. A lot of times I'll have that shit copied and pasted copied so I can paste it. Because a lot of times I'll have that shit copied and pasted, you know, copied so I can paste it. It was like uh-uh, that still takes too long. That shit will sell out. It was too good. It'll be back. I like their tiki shirts.
Speaker 1:Their tiki shirts were super cool.
Speaker 2:You know what? I didn't even look at those things. You guys were talking about them, but I was like eh.
Speaker 1:I was like nah, that sounds like Hawaii, which sounds like sand, but it's not your jam though, which is fine.
Speaker 2:For real. I'm sure the people who like geeky shit.
Speaker 1:Anytime you can skip a Roosevelt drop, it's a good day.
Speaker 2:Right for real. Didn't you say you liked three of them, or something?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the.
Speaker 2:The one that he really liked was like gone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the blue one was already. By the time I looked at it it was already at large and smaller and I was like man, I kind of like that red one. Yeah, so I picked up the. I'm going to wait for the red one to go on sale, because that one didn't seem like it was moving. The other ones already had sizes that were gone.
Speaker 2:I think it's $12 more. That's bullshit.
Speaker 1:Oh, because it's the bamboo one Bamboo.
Speaker 2:Eh, whatever.
Speaker 1:I picked up the green one and the purple one. I really like the purple one. I like that. It's super, like it's very, very chill, like it's very subtle.
Speaker 2:The purple one is that greenish-looking one. That's disgusting. I want to know part of that. The blue one with the turtle is not terrible, but if I were to be forced to buy one, it would be that red one.
Speaker 1:That red one looks cool. You can get matching shorts.
Speaker 2:I saw it. I just scrolled down and was like, oh damn, they got shorts for this negro.
Speaker 1:Their refresh this week didn't really seem to have a whole lot Are they on one Star Wars shirt. I think, yeah, the restock this week wasn't great.
Speaker 2:Wasn't there a drop today? Did I miss a drop today this morning on the app? I think so. I didn't get a.
Speaker 1:Usually I get the notification. The one that they're promoting right now is oh, the stuff that they're promoting right now is their athletic wear stuff that they just came out with.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those shorts they have shorts and shirts that they just came out with. Yeah, those shorts, they have shorts and shirts. I thought I saw something in the Facebook group that there was one of those drops this morning.
Speaker 1:Oh, the Saber schematic is the one that got refreshed, yes, oh.
Speaker 2:Which is a good shirt. Yeah, I already got that. I don't care. I want nothing to do with Bob's Burgers.
Speaker 1:They were asking if there would be a Star Wars drop. They usually do Star Wars drops on Father's Day, clearly they did not. Yeah. I mean, but they did two pretty big drops right around May. The 4th right.
Speaker 2:That's weird. They didn't do that because it's a tradition.
Speaker 1:Right BJ's and a Roosevelt drop, Come on bro, let's go y'all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not into bob's burgers.
Speaker 1:Enough to yeah I mean, oh, did you ever?
Speaker 2:pick up my five jaws plushies later. Uh, what is?
Speaker 1:a oh, did that old girl get the polo? I thought you got the polo last year at comic-con april, was that the? Hoodie. Like was it the hoodie.
Speaker 2:There was one of them Of what.
Speaker 1:I don't remember it was one of the Star Wars ones I think that she liked, but it wasn't in their traditional. It was one of their.
Speaker 2:It was the golf line the golf shirt that was on the other side. Yeah, it was the Ahsoka one.
Speaker 1:And what does she think of the golf shirts? Because I mean, I've never tried one on or even felt them to see how they feel different than Isn't that the same as my Vader one, the golf shirt. Yeah, yeah, they're nice.
Speaker 2:They're real nice.
Speaker 1:They're nice Okay.
Speaker 2:I wish I had more. Let's put it that way. I just don't want to pay a bunch of that to wear that shit, but actually I wear it about every other week to work, though I it's very comfortable, very comfortable.
Speaker 1:Jack, did you get your Flavortown shirt? No, I skipped all those who the fuck asked for a Guy Fieri line of shirts. Seriously, guy Fieri, yeah.
Speaker 2:That is a good question. What was that about?
Speaker 1:man Early 2000s call they want their TV show back.
Speaker 2:For real, y'all missed it on that one.
Speaker 1:I will say, though, when we go on road trips, we do look up the list of his diners, drive-ins and dives, and we will stop there.
Speaker 2:Hey, it was a good show. I mean I ain't going to argue that, but I ain't trying to get his shirt.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, I'd be curious.
Speaker 2:Like three ropers.
Speaker 1:It was like, oh nope, he had like three ropers, but yeah, uh, yeah, and I'm all about that and was yeah, exactly no, I would be curious about the sales numbers of that, you know, because I feel like the guy fury, I feel like those types of lines should be like hyper limited, maybe even like numbered or whatever, like then they would sell. If you're just like, hey, we're just putting up a line of shirts I know they've done a couple youtube in uh, youtube personalities, the same type of thing where you're like if you like the show, like if you like watching the youtuber, that's great.
Speaker 2:But I don't think you need to like mass produce them to have, like you know, yeah, have them be up for a week paging mr morrow people I'm trying to figure out how they wait, how they could number, I guess the tags, but are they? Are they going to be numbered within size as well, or is it just they start with x, x, small as one, they work their way up? I don't like that. I think they have to do a number within size like I have one through a hundred of extra small, and you know, so on and so forth. I think it has to be that way.
Speaker 2:I mean it's still be, but it'll still be limited regardless, right, yeah, yeah absolutely, um, but I'm just trying to think it was like could they do that?
Speaker 1:I guess, I guess, I guess that wouldn't be terrible you know, the only way you would be able to really do it is if you numbered it afterwards. Right, you just numbered it in the order that the orders come in no, then how are you going to put that on the shirt?
Speaker 2:How are you?
Speaker 1:going to put that. You do that after the order is put in right.
Speaker 2:No, no, oh. So you want them to wait six months to get their shirts?
Speaker 1:No, no, no. I'm sure they have ways of doing that in the flow, right.
Speaker 2:I think the cost would not be worth it, because then they'd ask okay, here's your orders. Then you have to have somebody go in and track the order.
Speaker 1:But every time you ship a shirt you throw a card in it says oh, you got shirt one of whatever you got shirt two of whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but then you can't show it off. You're going to walk around wearing your shirt and have the card in your wallet.
Speaker 1:Hey look mine's number 37. In the breast pocket you get one of those card protectors. Yeah, they, yeah, they give you a little plastic card that you just hang it from your roosevelt's lanyard there you go maybe do something on the sleeve.
Speaker 2:That'd be kind of cool I mean, like I said, I would just want to attach to the shirt, like the little tag they have, the roosevelt's tag at the bottom. I'd want it on that, which means I'd have to do it ahead of time. Or I mean again, I don't want to wait forever. It's like now we have to go back and cross-reference the shirt. It's not worth it cost-wise for the labor to do that.
Speaker 1:They're little Chinese kids. Nobody cares, that is true. They don't pay a whole lot.
Speaker 2:Like buying an iPhone, I guess. A bunch of little four-cent-an-hour workers. You have to pay an extra dollar for your shirt because of that.
Speaker 1:And just like that they're rich. I will say that the uh, the bamboo shirts that I have are super comfortable. So yeah, I haven't heard anything bad about them. They they're a little wrinkly like they're. They're um, I, I definitely think you probably those are ones you might want to iron, uh like on super low heat or whatever. But I don't dry my shirts anymore. I put them in the washer and then I just hang dry them, because they dry pretty quick anyways.
Speaker 3:And I know the bamboo.
Speaker 2:Hmm, yeah, because the one you're wearing right now. I washed it the other day and I hung it up. I guess what's today Sunday? So Friday I washed it and then hung that thing up and was like dude, it's like an hour later it was already dry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I think if you wash and dry them, the collars have a tendency to get rolls in them, like my Yoda one has a big roll in the neck, I think, from the fabric when it was drying, like pinching Then hanging it. You also then don't have to iron the collars because the collars can have a tendency to. But I mean that's shirts in general, that's not anything specific to Roosevelt's Boom. You didn't know you were getting home ec on Vaguely Inconsistent this week, did you? I know, huh Bam, hang your Roosevelt's kids.
Speaker 2:Home ec ninth grade first semester, majored it for three semesters.
Speaker 1:I know how to bake a loaf of bread. Boom Before the pandemic Right. I knew how to make sourdough when it was a thing that people would look at you weird about. Oh, and you learned to play a guitar too, didn't you?
Speaker 2:Did we have any bamboo shirts from Celebration?
Speaker 1:One of the chewy ones were so that one shirt they released two of yeah With the little chewy on it. So one of them was bamboo, yep, that's the one I have. And then I ended up getting another one as well.
Speaker 2:I don't remember which one I had to look, the one where he's like sitting on a rock or something under a tree.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's the one where it's just a bunch of little pictures of different scenes yeah, you got it for Homegirl, but you didn't get the full one. And then that one had the fold-over button cover.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, to cover the thingy. Did I get that for her? I don't remember Shit. She got so much shit.
Speaker 1:I got that for me.
Speaker 2:I know she got the big one. We all got the big one. We're wearing that to SDCC got the big one we all got the big one because we're wearing the.
Speaker 1:SDCC, let me know what day and I'll wear it the same day. So then, at least I'm there and in spirit.
Speaker 2:Alright cool. Oh, you're right. One day, the moment of Zen. I'm looking at it now. It was Saturday one day, and then the other one was Friday. The Friday was the bamboo one and then Saturday was the regular version.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have both versions I don't know I picked up both versions you can. You can tell the difference there's a hundred, it's a hundred percent difference, like there's they're they're very, very, they're the bamboo. One's a little heavier, um, but it also feels more comfortable, like it's more like the new flex is fine, like it's, it's good, but. But the bamboo just feels softer. But it's a little thicker, it's not as thin as the Nuflex is Nuflex, that's what they call it Cunoo, canooflex, I don't know.
Speaker 1:The problem is when he wears his bamboo ones, the fucking panda bears follow him everywhere. Yeah, that's the problem.
Speaker 2:Problem, I can't go to the zoo oh, it's good to cut up for my ramen, it's true, okay. So yes, she has seen from dusk till dawn, but it's been years time to fix it well, now I'm asking if she got that chewy shirt with all the pictures on it, because I don't remember.
Speaker 1:Did I get you that shirt?
Speaker 2:It's almost two months ago. I just kept buying shit. It was like oh, why is your bill higher than mine?
Speaker 1:It seems like years ago, when I was going through getting ready to pack to move to Disney, one side of my suitcase was just full of fucking Roosevelt bags.
Speaker 3:They were not all mine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah Same. I was repacking to head home I was like no, she only has the one.
Speaker 1:Really, she only got the big one. I thought we got the little one too. She got the pixel ones, though, right yeah.
Speaker 2:She got the Chewy and the purple pixel one for sure I got the Han Solo one, the Chewy one and Pixel one. For sure I got the Han Solo one, the Chewie one and the.
Speaker 1:Bounty Hunter. Yeah, I got Han Solo in both versions of Chewie and then the two versions of the Chewie, the tiny Chewie.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Shit, I think I got all of them, except for that Ready to Assemble one? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I was so not a fan of that one, yeah.
Speaker 1:Was that a droid one? I don't even remember that. No, it was like uh, old school, like 70s, like model kit boxes. I just, yeah, I wasn't feeling it gave them enough of my money, I might have got the pixel one, but I think when I was looking at the pixel, when they'd already sold out of my size so I was like, all right, well, was not meant to be I was gonna say, there was one where you oh, it was a jacket, that the jacket jacket.
Speaker 1:When my friend got the jacket and he was like, oh shit, this is the bomb. I was like, oh, all right. And then I was like in line as the guy pushed in front of me to like cross it out, and I was like, motherfucker, there we go talking about japan again.
Speaker 2:I was just gonna say I thought we were supposed to be done with celebration.
Speaker 1:Everybody drink, we're talking about Japan again.
Speaker 3:Shit, what else.
Speaker 1:I miss you Lawson. I miss your chicken nuggets. I miss your lemon chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2:At least I can get pokey sweat down the street. That's good Small victories.
Speaker 1:We didn't do shit yesterday. Wow, I swear I did come out to the casita because, as we talked about last week, the AC went out again, so they had to cut into the wall in the closet.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you thought it was a leak in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you had to pull everything out. Did you have a bunch of stuff in the closet? Well, in there, yeah, so you had to pull everything out. Did you have a bunch of stuff in the closet? Or well, my wife had everything out, so that was her problem. I had to put it all back in. How much trouble did you get in wait? When did you buy this? You're just kidding. Thankfully it's all still in uh moving boxes, so we're good. The only thing that was out of the box was the proton pack, if you knew about that so was that the?
Speaker 1:problem. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that text thread. Hey, when the fuck did you buy this? How much was this? Pictures and question marks yeah, no, it's all still in moving boxes, so we're good. Oh, good, good.
Speaker 2:Well, was that the problem?
Speaker 1:So far. I'm nice and chilling here now. So did they find a leak or did they just replace?
Speaker 3:everything in the wall.
Speaker 1:You said they found a leak.
Speaker 2:They already replaced the compressor once.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so they came out and they fixed that, so I had to put everything back. I took my time, though I think I emptied a couple of boxes too.
Speaker 2:So it was productive. So what they? Cut open your wall, fix the leak, patch up the wall.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, patched it and painted it Repaint.
Speaker 2:Yeah, damn. All on Friday.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, no, maybe it was Thursday. Friday. Yeah, I think they were here Thursday for the air conditioner. On Friday they came back to fix the wall. And is this somebody that works with the prop? Do you have a home warranty on your stuff?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's still all under warranty because the house is still. I'm gonna say it's part part of construction. And a lot of people will tell you that whole one year thing. That's bullshit. They just try to convince people of that. Usually state law has trump for like, uh, uh, what's it called construction defect? You may have a one-year warranty, but you still have construction, different rights, defect rights, and most people don't know that. So so when their year's up, they're like, oh sorry, it's on our own now. No, you take that shit to defect. Because, especially if you threaten I'm going to talk to all my neighbors and we're going to go through a full-on construction defect for the build of this neighborhood. They don't want to hear that. So all you have to do is keep it quiet, stay on your side. If, if the year's up, don't matter, still give them a call. The moment they say, well, your warranty's up, you say, yeah, but my rights for construction defect is not. So you want to fix this, you want to deal with the construction defect.
Speaker 1:Boom legal rights Vaguely inconsistent.
Speaker 2:Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1:This is the most educational episode we've ever done.
Speaker 2:You better be careful. Duke's going to hear that he's going to think he's back at fucking EDC.
Speaker 1:I know, huh, let me go find some drugs. Wait, no, not me. I didn't do any, I don't Drugs, oh no, what?
Speaker 2:No, I passed there, let me go find some, as he just turns left.
Speaker 1:Pass, pass, pass. That's me no.
Speaker 2:I just know I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1:I pass the duchy to the left-hand side. Oh, my god Glad the pool's coming along, my friend.
Speaker 1:He said Tuesday they're allegedly kicking it all into high gear. They said they're coming out to start the landscaping. They're going to bring in the heavy construction to level everything, get rid of all the big rocks. They said about three weeks for landscaping, so we'll see, and then they're going to do the install of all the kitchen stuff at that point. Then, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're going to dig up the sewage line again, because we're going to run a sink next to the barbecue so that one will be run to the sewage line. The one by the pool they call it a French drain or some shit where it just drains out into the dirt. So water only. You can't put beer and fucking soda down there, or at least a lot of it. If you're hosing off the patio and somebody spills a soda, that's fine, right, but yeah, so the one by the grill will actually be like a full-on sink to pour shit down.
Speaker 2:And that plug.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the proper fucking route.
Speaker 2:Yeah, why would you be wasting? Well, you never know. You get a drunk person who opens a beer. They don't finish it all.
Speaker 1:They forget about it.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, that should be the only excuse for that.
Speaker 1:I just like the fact that I'll now be able to hop out of the pool and just go hide behind the casita and pee in the French drain.
Speaker 2:Right, exactly.
Speaker 1:And so I don't have to dry off to go in the house.
Speaker 2:Wait, you're going to get out of the pool to pee.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair. What is?
Speaker 2:wrong with you I?
Speaker 1:may have been asked the pool. Here People are like you've been in the pool for like three hours. I'm like, I'm good.
Speaker 2:Swish, swish, swish. I didn't drink anything.
Speaker 1:Swish, swish, swish, not wrong, there's a purple next to you. I should do that. Just put in some pee tablets, right, that would be kind of funny. Party foul, pee, pee, foul, wait, yeah, so hopefully that comes along.
Speaker 2:Never mind, I'll ask that later.
Speaker 1:Like offline.
Speaker 2:We're definitely going to have to start doing an after hours, vaguely inconsistent, no, no no, that would be crazy.
Speaker 1:If it wanted to be edited, I would just go over and like beep a bunch of shit out, just so it sounds like we're doing something scandalous like the jimmy kimmel, unnecessary censorship, the hey, how are you guys doing? How does my dick taste? Wait what the delirium we know how it tastes salting yo hey I mean I'm fasting and drinking a ton of water now, so hopefully it'll be by next december.
Speaker 2:I'll be dialed in I was gonna say did you ever have your follow-up appointment for that other appointment?
Speaker 1:dude I've been. I don't. I'm trying to figure out, like, until after the fourth of july, I just won't have time to be miserable for fucking four days, like that's really. What it boils down to is like I'm looking at my calendar, I'm like, no, I don't have a window that I can not fucking eat food for three days and not drink anything but water, like it's only a day and a half.
Speaker 1:Come on no, they're gonna stretch it out longer because they're like, oh, since it didn't work this time it's going to be like yeah, since he's backed up. Yeah, wow. He still has fucking Happy Meals up in there from his 10th birthday. Well, from all those He-Man runs for the toys, it's like.
Speaker 2:I don't have time, you have time. You still want to make the time? It's okay, just say it, own it.
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to find a window that I don't have anything scheduled After the 4th of July. Things chill out for a little bit, so I mean not to talk about Japan again, but we got that today.
Speaker 2:Oof.
Speaker 1:I used it today and I ran the water.
Speaker 2:I'm like, oh, I got to to go again.
Speaker 1:I think I could go do a colonoscopy right now. You know what that happened to me once, where it was like a high, it was like turbo power and it was like and then more to see that that old zach and mary make a porno. I finally get that scene now you get ready to hit the bidet and like a little guy comes out and hands you out a little fireman's helmet. You're like wait, why is this? Oh, it's because it's on fucking fire.
Speaker 2:Hose level pressure right but yeah, that was great. I was like, oh, there's more of that not anymore there's not.
Speaker 1:There's no drip. Drip, you're like, and I don't even need to clear my. I don't need. Not only is my nose hair is good, my butt hair is also good yeah, it's gone I didn't even have to get them bleached, because they just got blown off it was power wash it's like the youtube video, where they're like you don't even see the sidewalk until we get done with it, and you're like yep, that's how that bidet was, oh yeah it's.
Speaker 2:It's like can I use that for my headlights? I need to check it. I can't see at night. It's like I'll fix my car headlights too. Just blast away, y'all Just blast away.
Speaker 1:I thought you said headlights and I'm like I need a picture of a bunch of little headlights. Like no, stop putting your head in the toilet, oh that is going to be a scene in a movie.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that would be so funny.
Speaker 1:I will say that he's getting a swirly because it's cleaning up all the headlines. When we got married, we got married at the Paris. We're very fancy, so we're in the fucking honeymoon suite or whatever, and they have like a separate bidet there, right? So I'm like, oh, this is cool. So I'm like playing, that shit squirted me right in the face. I turned my head, my glasses go flying off everywhere my wife just fell over, just laughing, dying at me.
Speaker 2:That should have been a sign. Never mind old wedding. The right response right there to die. Laugh at you doing that. That is the proper response right.
Speaker 1:15 years later, we're still laughing about right, oh my god, it's 20. 20 years, 20, really. All right, congratulations bud yeah, the 2020 uh 2005, so no, no, it's august august, right After your birthday.
Speaker 2:Okay, august will be 20. Yeah, god, dog man, that's crazy Period yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever the years before that.
Speaker 1:Seven before, so 27.
Speaker 2:Was it seven?
Speaker 1:It was 1997.
Speaker 2:No 97. 97, dude Good lord.
Speaker 3:So that's 28 years then.
Speaker 2:Wow, I gotta hear this story story what was taking so long we were children at college.
Speaker 1:I mean all right, that's fair.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say ours. Ours, because because we were, I mean, off and on, obviously, but we started in 94, didn't get married until 06, but there's a lot of. Neither one of us cared. It was like, eh not a big deal, pretty much.
Speaker 1:But yeah, no, we were in college and just working and then we moved here so she could be a teacher. Her parents, her mom, was always like you can't live in sin. I'm like have you ever moved to Church Woman? Sorry, what did you do? You moved to Sin City. You're like bitch. Now we can, it's legal right double sin, yeah, living in sin, in sin city, yep okay, how was it?
Speaker 2:was it a quick wedding, like what's it called? The engagement to wedding? Was that long or short?
Speaker 1:shit, I can't remember when we got engaged. I can write that shit down.
Speaker 2:Well, do you remember how it felt Like?
Speaker 1:as, in short, do you think it was a long, like, oh, we didn't get married until two years later? It was a few years?
Speaker 2:yeah, it was a couple of few years yeah, so in that eight years, part of that includes the engagement. Okay, okay, that's not bad.
Speaker 1:I bet she knows you should text her right now. When did we get engaged? Shut up, she's watching Wicked.
Speaker 2:I'm not allowed to bother. Yeah, I was going to say as soon as she said she's watching Wicked, I'm like nope, Nope, he better be dying For real. It needs to be guaranteed it can't be maybe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, left side goes numb and good enough. If we're not talking about Resuscitation, then it's not. Yeah, yeah, left side goes numb and good enough. If we're not talking about resuscitation, then it's not good enough.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:If I don't got to get out the resuscitate order, then we're going to have problems.
Speaker 2:You smell burnt toast. You better taste burnt toast. I don't want to hear none of that. All of it's got to be exact.
Speaker 1:Somebody burnt toast at work the other day. When we come out of briefing I'm like does anybody else smoke toast? I think I'm having a stroke. I gotta go home. And everyone's like no, jack, what are you talking about? You're like no, we'll call 911 for you. Your phone starts ringing You're fucking calling me what the? Fuck Right.
Speaker 2:What is the nature of your medical emergency?
Speaker 1:I smell toast.
Speaker 2:I see that I would. I would be a smart ass and I will. That's what I would say. I pretend I'm on star trek. What is the nature of medical emergency?
Speaker 1:uh, I, sometimes I have to ask that dude. I'm like, what do you want? I'm like, well, I'm like, no, you dialed 9-1-1. It's lifestyle numeracy. What do you want? I'm like, well, no, you dialed 911. It's a lifestyle emergency. What do you want?
Speaker 2:I just have a question, oh God no, motherfucker, transfer Bye. All right, let me transfer you to 311.
Speaker 1:Bye, Felicia.
Speaker 2:Is that police? What non-emergency at 311? It's like 811 or something. Is 411 still a 411? 811 or something? Is 411 still at 411's information?
Speaker 1:Yeah, 411's information 2-1-1 is called before you dig oh, no, like no 2-1-1 out.
Speaker 3:Here is oh, is it 8-1-1 called? Before you dig.
Speaker 1:Yes, 2-1-1 is like help us out of Nevada.
Speaker 3:Copper. Somebody's stealing copper.
Speaker 1:Right no that's still 9-1-1, sorry, wait, what's like Help of Southern Nevada, like for assistance, homelessness and medical stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, I don't understand why you Okay, all right, make it a little drug help.
Speaker 1:That type of thing I don't know if that's a nationwide thing or not, or if it's just here.
Speaker 2:And then the suicide one was at 99 or something. I thought they changed that too. So they need a five. So we're missing a 5-1-1, 6-1-1, 7-1-1. All these open opportunities.
Speaker 3:Let's just start telling that shit Shut the fuck up and stop being a baby 5-1-1 if you want Lou to tell you to shut up and stop being a baby.
Speaker 2:Why are you being a bitch man?
Speaker 1:Lou's helpline. What can I fucking help you with? I'm having a problem. Are you now? Are you? I can?
Speaker 2:imagine me fucking 5-1-1. Shit, oh, dude, I was about to say it. I was about to be Sam Jackson. Real quick, I thought I was in Jango Speaking of that. Bleeps, bleeps, bleeps. That would have been bleeps.
Speaker 1:Lou, give him about 10 minutes and he'd be like really that's your problem. Number one I'm not hearing a problem here. And number two shut the fuck up, that sounds like a problem, it's not my problem.
Speaker 2:You call for that shit. You sorry ass.
Speaker 1:Out of all the stuff on your soundboard, you didn't have a beep. Come on.
Speaker 2:Right, this is 5-1-1. You can call 7-1-1, which is I'm a bitch. Oh my God, that would be so funny. The advertiser for 5-1-1 would be Sam Jackson. From what is that that snake? Not the snakes they're playing, but the black bone snake, yeah, that one where he's just sitting there looking all crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I swear, that's already me. These, if I can get off my lawn, these me the, not my backyard. Oh my god, what are they doing now? I just don't know how you can live in an apartment. These, if I can get off my lawn, these me the nimbie, not my backyard. Oh my god, that's already. What are they doing now?
Speaker 1:foes right here I just don't know how you can live in an apartment lou, because I feel like every single time you hear a step or a noise or anything you'd be like you know, I'm lucky that I have I'm looking around right now I'm lucky that I have like one neighbor that shares like one wall over here and then my bedroom.
Speaker 2:Uh, one neighbor that shares one wall over here and then my bedroom. One neighbor there, the other two I'm on the corner. I've rarely ever heard anybody upstairs and then in front of the bedroom, because above me there's a patio. Every once in a while they open that sliding door. I'll hear that, but overall, dude, I don't hear shit, I just don't.
Speaker 1:You'd be the one making most of the noise. Well, I'm not the one making most of the noise.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. Well, I'm not the one making the noise, she is.
Speaker 1:They're like oh, we can't knock on that door. That's where the black guy lives.
Speaker 2:You know what I've wondered that? Sometimes he finds all kinds of guns and shit in there, you ain't even lying. I've wondered if, like because don't get me wrong, you get loud in that bedroom it that people are like, oh, there's somebody going to knock on my door. This was probably four, three years ago, and it was. I wonder if they actually won't knock on my door because they know who lives there.
Speaker 1:You know what?
Speaker 2:I mean, it's like they know who lives there and it's like ain't nobody knocking my door because the last thing you need is piss me off. And people in Boulder are like we're not pissing off the black guy in Boulder we're not pissing off the black guy in boulder.
Speaker 1:I, I know you have a, I know I know you have a strong dislike of snl, but the mr the latest mr robbins's neighborhood was hilarious. Like he's like kids. Today I have myself a new tv. We're gonna unbox it and then, like the people next door, come and knock on the door and he's like what? And they're like um, we had a tv and it said it was delivered oh, what you think, because I'm the black guy that I'm just going to automatically steal your TV?
Speaker 1:Oh, my God and they're like no, no, no, Sorry, we're so sorry. No, no, no, Sorry. And then they hang up the door and he's like guess what? Kids?
Speaker 2:Oh, wow, eddie Murphy. And it's not like a dislike of snl, it was just they just didn't. They were just not as funny anymore. Like the 80s, 90s, snl was fantastic, uh, but then they got all lefty on me and it's got less funny. Everyone don't be wrong. Every once in a while, the house of great ones I love the, the, the racist count when the news guys are trying to guess if it's a like a black crime or a white crime and they're like, okay, okay, that was me. This happened. It was like oh, a bicycle was. Okay, that's a white one. You know that shit was funny.
Speaker 1:A box of donuts was stolen off.
Speaker 2:You know. Or the one where the guys are reading their jokes from their co-worker for the first time, those ones on the news fricking hilarious, those are great, Uh, but usually it's racist shit that they're talking about or whatever, because those are the funny jokes. The other stuff they're talking about it was like oh man, bring back the writers from the nineties, um, and get some real jokes in here. So it's not so much an. Snl thing. If SNL is funny I will watch it.
Speaker 2:A quality thing, A lot of times I'll have friends who watch it and they're like, oh, dude, you've got to watch this one. I'm like, all right, cool. They're like, oh, it's SNL, it's not like, it's Nabisco, Nabisco you've got to try this cracker.
Speaker 1:No it Lou. Have you ever passed up tasting a cracker? Come on, let's be real.
Speaker 2:Got him, got him. I think, hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, no, no, I think. No, that was a dream. That was a dream. No, that didn't happen.
Speaker 1:Or, in your case, a nightmare. You're like no, no, no, I'm passing this up.
Speaker 2:And you woke up and you're like holy shit, I was about to give up a good meal. What the hell man, what a quandary I would be in. What if I dropped some draws and she had an Abisko tattoo? What the hell am I?
Speaker 3:supposed to do. It was an.
Speaker 2:Abisko. That's crazy. And draws, and she had an Abisko tattoo. What the hell am I supposed to do? What's her name? Was it Abisko? Ah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:You're like why can't you be Hydrox?
Speaker 2:What the hell? The thought of that's making me sweat. What the hell.
Speaker 1:Why can't you be Montez? Why do you?
Speaker 3:gotta be an Abisko.
Speaker 1:No. That's craziness, she won a contest and just has like a box of, uh, like a tattoo of, like a box of wheat thins on your thigh and you're like damn it.
Speaker 2:It's like man you girl. You were so cute too, maybe. Maybe thanks for that lou.
Speaker 1:That was, that was. I mean, that was like. I mean I feel like Mickey Mantle at the Home Run Derby right now, where it's just like one of those ones where it goes into the yard like three backyards out.
Speaker 2:Holy shit them dudes in the San.
Speaker 1:Francisco Bay caught that one. Yeah, that shit.
Speaker 2:Early was it late 90s, early 2000.
Speaker 1:Barry bond's day is going on right now I'm just, I'm pointing to everybody right now like man that's yeah, I can't know, I'm not passing that up um, oh, my god. There is a show on Apple TV called Murderbot. That's pretty funny. I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 2:Murderbot.
Speaker 1:It has one of the Skarsgård brothers on it, one of the more handsomer ones, but he basically plays a. I guess it's based on a book. I never read the book.
Speaker 3:So not.
Speaker 1:Bill, then Not Liz. Boyd no no, no, not Liz Boyd.
Speaker 2:The other. I was like I know who it's not.
Speaker 1:And not Peter, the other one.
Speaker 2:Is it?
Speaker 1:Eric Is it Eric. No he played Eric on True Blood, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he played Eric yeah.
Speaker 1:So it's good. It's based on a novel. I guess the novel was pretty big, I'd ever read the novel but he basically plays a security uh like a security robot, like a security droid that goes on a on a quest with uh, goes on a quest with a group of people who are kind of pacifist explorers and don't really want him there, but they have to because that's how the corporation works. And the beginning of the show again, this isn't spoilers, because it is like literally the first thing that happens he's able to like remove his or disable his governorship, which means he can needlessly murder or wildly murder if he wants to. And then he realizes like why? Why would he want to do that? Because then then he would have to figure out something else to do.
Speaker 1:He's like I could steal this rover and leave them all here in the middle of nowhere. And he's like, but why? Like, what would I do then? And I'm like same, same, yep, I totally, yep, I could totally feel where you're coming from there. So very dry humor, but that's my type of humor, so I've enjoyed it. So far it's been pretty good. We started watching White Lotus, ah yeah.
Speaker 1:When I started I was hoping that it would be weird, like weird shit would happen, Like poltergeisty stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh wait, Season 1. So you're on season 1.
Speaker 1:No, we're on season 3 now, oh wait, no, no, season one. So you're on season one, yes, okay. No, we're on season three. Now Shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you started watching the last season, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you watched the other ones.
Speaker 2:Or season three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no we started.
Speaker 1:We're on season three now. Okay, no, I was just like how far into it. Um, um, well, we're on season three, episode three or four now, but it's nice that you could start with season three. You don't necessarily have to watch one and two to know correct. That's the one thing I do really like about white lotus is like yeah, if you have somebody like I mean, there are people that are crossover, but if you don't know who they are, like they make a very good.
Speaker 3:It doesn't matter Exactly yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's. There's nothing tying them to what happened before.
Speaker 1:Season two needed season one but I'm saying, like if you had just started with season two like they made a point on who she was from the beginning, like the like, so, so there was no, like if you had no, what you would get more out of the show if you'd watch season one, sure, but like if you started watching season three and you see greg and you're like, oh sorry, spoilers for people who haven't watched the show, even though it's been done for like a couple months now um, but you don't know who greg is from, from, from lou one yeah yeah, then you're it's, but.
Speaker 1:But they do a good enough job explaining who he is at the beginning there's something hinky going on with him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, so you're not like wait. Why is everybody? They're focusing on this other character who's not part of the main cast. Why are they doing that? They do a good job of explaining who he is. I will say I didn't even see Papa Malfoy's dog, though, explaining who he is. I will say I didn't need to see papa malfoy's dong, though. That shit was funny. I didn't even see it, though, and uh, and and baby schwarzenegger's schwarzenegger. I haven't got that far yet. Oh sorry, never mind spoilers.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen any of it, so I see schwarzen penis.
Speaker 1:Um, it's I. I'm enjoying it, though. I mean it. It's character drama, so I'm good with that. I think I was expecting weird shit to go on Murder mystery kind of stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Still too early, apparently.
Speaker 1:Season 3, it doesn't start out like the other two seasons, with a body. It does, and then you're like, who is that? And then it goes. Oh, one week earlier.
Speaker 2:I was going to say, was it another? We don't know whose body it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, we don't know who it was like a somebody got shot. I enjoyed it, but I also like Rick a lot, so I was very happy. She is the fucking man. Mr Underappreciated Guy's been grinding for fucking 30 years and is finally getting his flowers.
Speaker 2:Man, I don't even know if I've watched anything.
Speaker 1:really I don't know if I'm watching anything, you know what I'm watching old stuff.
Speaker 2:I introduced a little girl to coupling.
Speaker 1:Never heard of it. Is that like talking?
Speaker 2:It's not quite, not quite, that's that's like Say it again Cuckling. Cuckling.
Speaker 1:yes, I'll sit over here in the corner while you watch this show.
Speaker 2:Four seasons of British Friends.
Speaker 1:Okay, coupling, and it's pretty damn hilarious. No, isn't it. It's coupling right. Yeah, that's what he said.
Speaker 2:Coupling, coupling. There is no E after the L. It's not coupling, it is coupling. It changes.
Speaker 1:You need to beep all that out If it's a coo, then it's coo-ling. All you hear is the beginning of him like coo-ling.
Speaker 2:All you hear is the beginning of it Cuckling, coo-ling, coop-ling. It could be any of those ASMR.
Speaker 1:I still prefer cuckling.
Speaker 2:What it cannot be is cuck-ling.
Speaker 1:I mean it could be if you put an E in there. It's like when people say real-iter, it's real-ter.
Speaker 2:Real-ter. What about the?
Speaker 1:difference between yeah, real masonry and masonry missionary man if, if the guy shows up at the front door and say he needs a missionary in your backyard, you've hired the wrong guy. Well, I mean, you are in Vegas, so I guess there is a 50-50 shot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that did happen.
Speaker 1:This is why the pool is taking so long, because they keep showing up and doing missionary instead of missionary work. That's why there was still a hole in the wall. Because the masonry didn't come for his missionary Because the mason didn't show up, yeah, to do his masonry.
Speaker 2:Didn't come for his missionary Because the mason didn't show up, yeah, to do his masonry work. Right.
Speaker 1:Oh Christ.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh.
Speaker 1:I think there's a couple TV shows that are coming back. I don't Summer.
Speaker 2:It should be September until new shows come Don't get me wrong. Some networks do summer the short season.
Speaker 1:There are some summer shows, I don't know. Strange New Worlds comes back, I think beginning of July.
Speaker 2:Yeah, first week of July.
Speaker 1:I'm really upset that the last season's only going to have six episodes. What last season they going?
Speaker 2:to have six episodes? What?
Speaker 1:last season.
Speaker 2:They've got like three more seasons, two more seasons and then the last season.
Speaker 1:It's supposed to be five seasons Two more Two and a half really.
Speaker 2:They just finished. Two, right, so we have three. Four, so they have three and four, and then the last season, and then they wrap it up in five.
Speaker 1:They already said, the last season's only going to be six episodes.
Speaker 2:That's fine, as long as it wraps it up properly. I don't care, you can do it in one episode if it's done right. Just make sure you do it right. That's all I care about. I mean, they could also just make seasons three and four and combine five into it if they really wanted to. So I'll be happy you're getting a fifth season.
Speaker 1:It'll be a.
Speaker 2:British season of six episodes, but still, but still, because coupling, coupling not coupling coupling is also or cooling or coupling is also coupling. Six or seven episodes a season Coupling.
Speaker 1:Let's see what do we have coming up. Are you guys excited about the last season of Squid Game?
Speaker 2:I didn't watch the first season, I didn't watch the second season, yet I didn't watch the first. I didn't watch the second season, yet I didn't watch the first, so whatever.
Speaker 1:But now you can binge it all at once.
Speaker 2:That's true.
Speaker 1:Eventually.
Speaker 2:I haven't even seen season five of Yellowstone.
Speaker 1:We have what? Two weeks before Ironheart comes out, they just dump it. Good lord, it's like three episodes.
Speaker 2:We have nine days, three episodes and then three more episodes a week, so four drops total. Because I guess they think it sucks, so they have to do it that way, like Echo.
Speaker 1:Trainwreck a look at one of the most gripping, bizarre and sometimes horrifying events that once dominated mainstream. What the heck Trainwreck? Okay, I mean, I might check that out Like those Faces of Death movies.
Speaker 2:I was going to say so, Faces of Death came back around.
Speaker 3:That's exactly what I was thinking bro.
Speaker 2:As soon as he said that, I'm all like oh so Faces of Death is a thing again.
Speaker 1:It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2:That was a good series, and South Park also comes out on the same day. Faces of Death.
Speaker 1:Oh, south Park, yeah, season fucking 27.
Speaker 2:Dude, I can't believe that's only like eight episodes or something like that.
Speaker 1:It's been like that the last couple years, though, yeah.
Speaker 2:I saw that they changed it.
Speaker 1:They picked their target. They're going to make fun of it in pop culture.
Speaker 2:Run it out and call it a day, yep, and we'll see you next season.
Speaker 1:Dexter Resurrection Hell. Yep, and we'll see you next season.
Speaker 2:Dexter Resurrection Hells yeah, another one, jesus.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, the last one that came on earlier this year was a prequel to how we started yeah. This one's a sequel, because he died again oh my God. In the last revival season.
Speaker 3:I haven't seen that yet.
Speaker 1:Now he's going to this one. He gets an invitation from the serial killer aficionado. He invites all these serial killers to New York for some serial killer competition. I don't know, it's Dexter. I'm going to fucking watch it.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen. After the main series ended. I haven't watched anything after that. Do I need to? Is it good?
Speaker 1:I enjoyed it, if you liked De dexter, aside from how it ended, which was kind of bullshit right and off, uh, but dexter res, no new blood or whatever the fuck it was. That one was good and um the prequel the prequel was good was good okay, the casting and the prequel was spot on dude.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'll have to give it a shot then. Christian Slater Christian Slater played his dad right.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Foundation. I don't know what that is. I think it's based on a book series. Sounds like masonry.
Speaker 1:What's the little blurb? Based on the award-winning novels by Isaac Asimov, this story chronicles a Band of exiles On their monumental journey to save humanity and rebuild civilization amid the fall of the galactic empire. As an 86 on rotten tomatoes fall of the galactic empire I'm guessing that's. I mean, maybe it's star wars, but probably not. Maybe star wars adjacent, not if it was asimov.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is the non-Skywalker. Asimov.
Speaker 1:Not non-Skywalker.
Speaker 2:Ask him off. That's what I did to myself earlier. Ask me off, they'll feel the burn.
Speaker 1:Sandman Either of you guys watching Sandman Comic book one? Yeah, I don't like that. It comes out on July 24th so you guys will probably get inund that.
Speaker 2:The comic book one. Yeah, you guys, it's July 20th.
Speaker 1:It comes out on July 24th, so you guys will probably get inundated with shit at Comic-Con for that Likely.
Speaker 2:Why 24? No, it'd be too late for that right.
Speaker 1:No, they still talk about it, I guess.
Speaker 2:Plus they'll be promoting it.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a good point.
Speaker 2:That's a good point. Point it'll be, there'll be a fan you'll.
Speaker 1:You'll have they'll have like, uh, keep yourself. Yeah, they'll. You're right, you'll have swag for that one of the bags or something. Yeah, uh, twisted metal season two.
Speaker 2:Jack did your hell yeah hell, yeah, I'm all about that. That was a good one, that was fun. That's where I, that's where I learned in season one where you should kill somebody for not picking up after your dog. It was from watching that show because that happened and again, I guarantee nobody else will not pick up after your dog. It's just a perfect punishment. I don't get it.
Speaker 1:We have Wednesday Season 2. Did you guys watch Wednesday Season?
Speaker 2:1?. I didn't realize it was coming out already, but yep, I'm down for it. Alien Earth Hells yeah, I did not know too much about that until recently. A girl brought it up and I was like whoa.
Speaker 1:It has Oliphant in it. I don't give a fuck. Oliphant and Aliens Done that man is handsome. The Terminal List, season 2. Do you guys remember the Terminal?
Speaker 2:List. Oh yeah, I watched that.
Speaker 1:Chris Pratt.
Speaker 2:His family gets murdered and yeah, well, yeah, but because he didn't die, because he was, she was trying to find out what was going on. That was a great. That was a great series. I like it.
Speaker 1:Like he got accused of being the killer first, right and then had to, but then he he couldn't he couldn't Well, but I mean used his, his. They used his memory, his foggy memory, against him for that right like so the whole season was him like putting the pieces back together. Um, peacemaker, season 2 hell yeah you have to watch it to watch.
Speaker 3:Superman to understand Superman.
Speaker 1:Gen V, season 2 Hells yeah, let's see what's this.
Speaker 2:The lowdowns. That's straight as BET plus.
Speaker 1:Then October. I mean we're in October now Marvel Zombies October. How many times have you called your cable provider To just have them get BET off your?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can do it yourself. You can just go to the channel and you can remove it. When you change up and down, it's not even there. You can do it yourself. I learned that day when I got my cable.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's a bunch of stuff that's like TBD, but yeah.
Speaker 2:Got some stuff coming up between what's TBD.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we stuck my name. We passed August and shit and then September.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's like regular season.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's stuff where they've announced it, but they don't have a date for it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the only thing that's far out is online.
Speaker 1:They're like, oh, we're going to have season two of this show, but it's probably even still in production. I'm guessing a lot of it is yeah, like Fallout's in like December or some shit.
Speaker 2:I thought Fallout was next year also. Damn.
Speaker 1:No, it's December. Cool cool, hell yeah.
Speaker 2:That was good. Hey, right around time for you to take your trip to Stateline.
Speaker 1:Right Ugh, that's gonna be a busy weekend, so that's like's a three-day show, three-day con. But also that designer con that Roosevelt is coming here for is that weekend. Oh damn You're going to be doing a lot of driving.
Speaker 2:You're going to be beat the hell up.
Speaker 1:I'm like maybe we'll just get a room at Buffalo Bills and we'll just stay there for the weekend. Maybe we'll just drive into town, do the con and then go back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's not bad actually.
Speaker 1:I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 3:Maybe the shirts will suck, but I'm hoping they do it floral.
Speaker 1:I'm hoping for a floral and golden knights colors. I don't want raiders If you do a floral and golden knights colors sold. Or what about aces? Would you do aces? Because that's like purple, like a light purple and a light blue no, that's just silver and black bro is it colors? Yeah, yeah, once which team was it?
Speaker 1:I thought one of the w I thought one of the wnba teams had like a purple and like the jerseys were black but like the outline of the of the numbers and name were like pipe. It were like piping purple and blue piping. I thought that was the Aces.
Speaker 2:No, minnesota's purple, but I thought they were white and gray or something, not black.
Speaker 1:Atlanta's black and red, that'd be hilarious if it was green and yellow because they're like oh, we thought the A coming right oh, that's funny those are already supposed to go on sale soon. The psls are supposed to go up soon, are you? Are you guys gonna get them?
Speaker 2:because I can't, I don't enjoy baseball that much I will go on star wars night and funko pop night 81 games you'd be selling a lot of tickets yeah, yeah, no, not interested enough baseball tickets. At least always get cheap enough, I mean so it might be crazy there because first professional baseball team, but yeah it might be, but it'll yeah I don't know, I don't think it'll be horrible.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I mean it's so so the uh savannah bananas are in my youtube feed and it's hilarious to me. It's like for them to go to like angel stadium, which hasn't been sold out in fucking decades just, and then they show up lately. People are fucking hanging from the rafters and shit and I'm just like that's crazy to me, like they actually had to bring all the ushers in instead of just five.
Speaker 2:Actually, I lost the raffle for that here in Denver, but my niece won, so I'll be able to go to that.
Speaker 1:Nice, we'll have to do a podcast where you talk about your experience, because it looks like it's a very different experience than just a normal baseball game. The Harlem Globetrotters of baseball are some shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my ex and her mom went last year.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go visit her, hold on she's like hey, y'all. She don't live too far away. She don't live too far away, cuckling happening Cuckling.
Speaker 2:So they went last year. I mean, I knew a little bit about it, but I got the experience. I was watching the game on tv when they were at the game and I'm like that looks fun as hell. So I signed up and tried failed, but, like I said, my niece got through, so I'll be able to go in the background they actually had roosevelt's for him a couple years ago. Oh snap, yeah, the for the bananas, yeah that's super cool, but they but you're right, they look fun, they look just straight up fun.
Speaker 1:Actually, when the girls were at Disney without me a bit ago, they had a whole big Savannah banana thing. I guess obviously when they sold out Angel Stadium.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that'd be a fun one. So if you get an opportunity, they're out there. Sign your stuff up on the list, go. All right, have your stuff up on the list, go, have a blast because they both of them that went last year both of them were just raving about how much fun they had All right, all right.
Speaker 1:I think, Roosevelt took us up.
Speaker 2:Right for real. The only downside is, like you know, summer hot Right Outside. I'm going to be Japanese and get an umbrella.
Speaker 1:But hey Lou, at least there won't be any sand.
Speaker 2:That is true. Why you don't watch Sandman?
Speaker 1:Just in case, I will work on getting the list of trailers for the rest of the year out so we can talk about that next week.
Speaker 2:Where are we at right now? We got Ballerina Woods last week. No, you said TV shows. You were giving us TV shows.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I did movies way earlier, so like next week is F1. The week after that is Jurassic Park, the week after that is Superman.
Speaker 3:Superman is like the week after, the weekend after, when's 28 years later.
Speaker 2:What's that When's 28 years later?
Speaker 1:Oh sorry, 28 years later is next week F1's. In two weeks That'll be in 2053,.
Speaker 2:Lou, Wait what I didn't hear what you said 28 years later, 2053.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:What did you say though? Oh, 2053. Okay, that's the part. I missed the 2053 part.
Speaker 1:Alright, let's see real quick.
Speaker 3:And then, yeah, smurfs, don't forget about Smurfs?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I'm going to forget about Smurfs.
Speaker 1:This upcoming week is Elio. Who's that?
Speaker 2:person. Oh, Elio that dude's going to bomb.
Speaker 1:Elio's going to bomb Elio.
Speaker 2:Elio.
Speaker 1:Then, 28 years later, that's this upcoming week.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Then F1. Yeah, then F1. That actually starts on Wednesday. Early access.
Speaker 2:That's weird. Oh no, july 4th weekend right.
Speaker 1:So they're just getting ahead of it. Megan 2.0, the same.
Speaker 2:Also July 4th weekend, the weekend before.
Speaker 1:We have tickets for the 30th or something for Megan.
Speaker 2:What's July 4th weekend? What's the Wednesday drops for July 4th weekend? The weekend before.
Speaker 1:It's coming out the week before. We have tickets for the 30th or something for Megan.
Speaker 2:What's July 4th weekend? What's the Wednesday drops for July 4th weekend?
Speaker 1:Jurassic World is the big one for the actual 4th of July.
Speaker 2:That's the only one, that's Wow. Okay, I could have swore something is going up against Fantastic Four at the end of July.
Speaker 1:I was surprised. I was like why are you going up against, then, superman comes out on the 8th.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm sure that's doing well on pre-sales.
Speaker 1:I know what you did last summer the sequel.
Speaker 2:Oh boo next Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Fantastic Four is coming out on the 24th, so Superman will get like two weeks. There's nothing coming out, really the week after.
Speaker 2:Superman Wait, wait, wait. What's coming out with Fantastic Four?
Speaker 1:I'm getting there. Fantastic Four is like the last one, Right you just said it.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Fantastic Four is coming out on July 28th, 28th, 24th, sorry.
Speaker 2:That's not right. Yeah, I know, but my question was what else is I'm looking?
Speaker 1:I actually don't see anything coming out. Oh the.
Speaker 3:Naked.
Speaker 1:Gun, oh, the Naked Gun is August. Maybe that's it. It's coming out on August 1st, damn it.
Speaker 2:Something is coming out soon and it's going against one of these heavy hitters and I was all like why in the hell would they drop that at the same time as one of these heavy hitters? I can't remember who the hell it was, damn it.
Speaker 1:Oh well, I don't know, even looking at advanced ticket sales, it goes Jurassic Park, superman, fantastic Four, nobody 2. When's Nobody 2 come out? August 15th, I thought that was a fall draft, so that's cool. Jaws 50th anniversary is coming out, the middle of August I think. I'll take the girls to see that, since they haven't seen it.
Speaker 2:And you just got them stuffed animals.
Speaker 1:Right, so now you got to watch it.
Speaker 2:Let's see Indie. Special movie was this one? So next one is what? Sunset Boulevard I have the photo of the thing at the movie theater, august or whatever. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Speaker 1:I'll be interested. So they're actually doing an AMC screen unseen, like what you went to.
Speaker 2:Lou, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Cool.
Speaker 1:They're doing that on July 7th. I wonder what that would be.
Speaker 2:What day of the week.
Speaker 3:July 7th.
Speaker 2:I wonder what that would be. What day of the week? July 7th? Monday, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th? Yeah, so that's a Monday. So what's coming out within two weeks of that? Because, like I said, life of Chuck that I saw came out two weeks later, kung.
Speaker 1:Fu Panda 4.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Does it tell you what rated it is? Because mine was rated, let me see, and it told me that before I bought a ticket. So check the rating it is rated r so I'm guessing not. So look for a rated r movie that comes out.
Speaker 1:It's kung fu panda 4 and the pic.
Speaker 2:The picture is just poe with a fucking heart in his hand like yeah yeah, okay, that would get me to watch a Kung Fu Panda movie. I think I saw the first one and that's it. Now I'd watch that. So check for Raider of Movies on the 18th or 25th.
Speaker 1:I bet it's Naked Gun. But Naked Gun hasn't been rated yet, or at least it doesn't show it as being rated.
Speaker 2:Wouldn't be far, though no Naked Guns comes up too far away. Like I said, look for something that comes out the 18th or the 25th, or the 11th or the 18th rather, and I can't imagine this is going to be one of the heavy hitters.
Speaker 1:I know what you did last summer, maybe, but that one's not rated either.
Speaker 3:That's got to be rated R.
Speaker 2:There's blood dripping off the hook on the poster, and that's coming out on the 18th, so that'll be coming out a week later. I mean, like I said, I only went to two, but the two I've seen were kind of artsy movies, but that's not all they do. They announced they had some other decent stuff that wasn't artsy that they've done. So now you got me curious. I'm looking to see if we have a July 7th one coming out. Like I said, it's the same day.
Speaker 1:Or maybe the Home same day, or maybe the Home.
Speaker 2:That sounds like a.
Speaker 1:Sundance movie. It comes out on the 25th and it's an R-rated movie. That's possible. It's the only one that I've clicked on that actually has a rating. The rest of them all say no rating. I guess it could also maybe be Together the one with Alison Brie and Franco, where they're like a married couple, and I'll put the trailer in the list for next week, but that comes out on the 27th or the 30th, so that's within a couple weeks.
Speaker 2:That's too far away. Again, I'm only basing it off of the two that I've seen they both come out within like 12 days. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1:I watched it on a Monday, that movie was going to drop on the Friday or the.
Speaker 2:Friday after I've seen both come out within like 12 days. Yeah, it was, it was. I watched it on a Monday. That movie was going to drop on the Friday or the Friday after, so it was like um it would have to be 11th or 18th If they stick to that path either way, I think.
Speaker 2:I think if I get the email from Cinemark, um uh, I'm gonna go do it too. I, I'm going to go do it too. I enjoyed it, as long as I don't have a meeting that night. It's kind of cool Again, and it's not full price. It's part of the tight white Tuesday prices, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and if there's nothing else that you want to watch or haven't, you know, like if it's an off week or maybe, you've already seen it it's a surprise movie that you might not have gone and seen it anyway. I agree you probably have already seen Superman, so like, yeah, it won't be, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, yeah, oh well. I'll tell you what I mean. I did go Monday and then Tuesday that week I went. I was able to do tightwad Tuesday after the, after the cheap cheapskate fucking Monday. So it was great 10 bucks, a couple of movies.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, yeah I want to sign up for those, but the last couple have been ours, so I'm like yeah, like I told you, it just depends, right, because life of chuck it was just a couple of f-bombs here and there it would have been fine but when you walk in and they're like 28 years later and you're like, oh nope, sorry, little one. Okay, I'm glad you enjoyed your popcorn.
Speaker 1:Let's go yep, let's go walk into deadpool and wolverine with it.
Speaker 2:Just walk up and look for a different movie and just walk into that theater.
Speaker 1:We did take her to see Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 2:I was going to say she was with us, they were with us.
Speaker 1:They didn't even give it a second look. That was hilarious. People in San Diego don't give a fuck. They're like fuck up your kids, it's fine.
Speaker 2:That reminds me it's almost time to get the advance tickets for Fantastic Four.
Speaker 1:That's been time, bro. Just pick a day and we'll fucking go.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and let me know, so then I can also try to hit it in that same ballpark. That might also be a Friday movie for me, though. I mean I'm a huge fan of Tightwad Tuesday, but movie for me, though. I mean I'm a huge fan of Tightwad Tuesday, but I might do Superman and Fantastic Four on Friday, just because.
Speaker 3:I know my yeah there's just some stuff you gotta pay full price for on YouTube.
Speaker 1:For spoilers.
Speaker 3:I know my.
Speaker 1:YouTube feed is just gonna be inundated with all the bullshit and I'm just like Superman's gay.
Speaker 2:It's likely gonna be a Thursday for me. I will catch the Thursday show for Superman. I think that's the only one. What was the other one you were talking about? Because I think that's the only? One I want to catch Thursday. Oh well, that's probably going to be Like Jack's. Like, just get it, I'm like that's probably Thursday night also.
Speaker 1:I mean it makes sense for you guys At least being in San Diego.
Speaker 2:Yeah, definitely spoiled by Friday. I mean, let's be real. Yeah, I hope you guys will be welcome.
Speaker 1:People will be showing up with fucking cosplay for Friday. That's spoiling, Although if there's some chicks painted silver, I'd be alright with that If they want to do that. Coming to say your world has been selected for destruction.
Speaker 2:I was like girl, destroy my world, then Come get some.
Speaker 1:Have you ever seen Cuckling? I want to look like them. Dudes in the fucking.
Speaker 2:Mad Max movie. She's like no. She's like no, because that's not a thing. I'm like good answer, girl, good answer. I'm in love, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Speak the Queen's English to me, bloody hell.
Speaker 2:I'm in love. Oh yeah, speak the Queen's English to me. What's up with that spotted dick? Wait, no, no, I have cream for that it's a mole.
Speaker 1:I was born that way.
Speaker 2:You said you wouldn't make fun of me.
Speaker 1:You lied, oh shit Well. I know at the beginning we were trying to figure out what we were going to fill up an hour and a half with and we're at an hour and 30 seconds right now, boys, yeah, we just randomly went up and down the damn scales.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, keep this going. We're going to get to a couple of hours, but we're not really going to get there.
Speaker 1:A couple, a couple, wait, a couple. Is that cows that?
Speaker 3:are married.
Speaker 2:A couple.
Speaker 1:They don't have to be married, duke, it's 2025. People don't always get married.
Speaker 2:Stop putting people in boxes, duke. They just cohabitate, they just happen to share the same structure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they share the same cow pen. They like eating out of the same hay bale thing.
Speaker 2:That's allowed. That is allowed Nobody cares.
Speaker 1:He always lets her eat first. It's fine, because when you put a ring on it, it's in her nose. Exactly he just punches the ear Bing.
Speaker 2:For the record, if she's a cracker, I'm eating first, just saying.
Speaker 1:If we find ourselves a cracker cow, I'll be sure to let you know, Lou.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Where's the beef?
Speaker 2:See that brother was in a mood.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to. Every time I go in the future, anytime I hear a cow going like she did not clean up after herself or her kids, I'm going to be like, oh shit, that's a cow for Lou.
Speaker 2:Like oh MC.
Speaker 1:Can you please go say something to her.
Speaker 2:Because it's so hard, terrible.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, All right, Lou needs to go to bed because he was tired when we started this shit.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go have some water and just go right back to sleep. Tomorrow's going to be a long day. It's hot and I got inspections to do. A couple of those properties have to walk. I got to walk the bitches. It's going to be a long day.
Speaker 1:It is supposed to rain here next weekend. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, wait. That's not normal for the time of year and up in that area that's not a normal thing.
Speaker 1:I mean it is, but it was fucking 95 a week ago.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, okay, I got you.
Speaker 1:So for it to be 95 and now it's like low 70s and next week it's going to be like 56 and raining. It was 108 today.
Speaker 2:I don't want to hear it, shit I was going to say I'm looking at mine right now and we got 90s, 90s, 74, and then 90s, 90s. I was like what the hell? Oh, my god, this is going to be so hot the next day.
Speaker 1:Poor old guys talking about weather. We are our parents.
Speaker 2:We're the commercial. What was that commercial? What was that commercial for us?
Speaker 1:Damn you Cloud Yep.
Speaker 2:For real. I'm definitely that fool. I own that. I get moody.
Speaker 1:I've been like that since you were like 12. Lou the second, you could wave your fist. You've been that guy.
Speaker 2:No, it didn't hit me until I was like in my teens, so it wasn't 12.
Speaker 1:Lou three months old Windows open.
Speaker 2:Every time you open the fridge it costs a quarter.
Speaker 1:Lou's pushing his little stepstool from potty training over to the thermostat. Who's touching the shit?
Speaker 2:Right, just look it up. I'm like that meme with the little kids.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? The Chiefs didn't win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Eggs only cost $4?.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you what, though I will spend some money on AC. I got an electric bill and if it's hot it's like, okay, ac was on a bunch of times. It's fine, I'll make it. Put the heat on to come to winter and I get that bill on to come to winter and I get that bill. Put some more clothes on. What's wrong with?
Speaker 3:you.
Speaker 2:Put your pants on. Why are you walking around like that? Put the clothes on, you won't be cold.
Speaker 1:I'll be calling you Donald Duck. What the fuck? No, For real. It's not that you don't appreciate it, but if you're cold you fix that shit. And a sailor hat. Who walks around with a sailor hat.
Speaker 2:I was going to say I said what I said, jack.
Speaker 1:She got the freebie from the Stranger Things booth and it's the little Chips Ahoy, the Sales Ahoy hat.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, Alright, boys, let's go to bed.
Speaker 2:Roleplay is a thing. It's okay. Yep, she has the white erase board. Wait, why are you erasing white? What are you doing?
Speaker 1:Weird thing is Lou is always the demo.
Speaker 3:It's weird.
Speaker 1:He's always the upside down. It's weird.
Speaker 2:That was the other part of this morning. So yeah, alright, that's it. And on that note, you can spend a week figuring out what he means.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was the other part of this morning. So, yeah, all right, that's it.
Speaker 3:And on that note you can spend the week figuring out what he means.
Speaker 1:Yeah, talk about it in the comments.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Make your guesses, y'all.
Speaker 1:And Lou has a whole week to figure out what he meant.
Speaker 2:Lou had a lot of blood rushing to his head. He knew exactly what he meant.
Speaker 1:All right, gentsents, have yourselves a good week.
Speaker 2:Next time we talk.
Speaker 1:You won't be on the boat yet. I'll be at Disney World, it'll be in the future.
Speaker 2:You'll be able to do this.
Speaker 1:I'll be able to make my gang signs and make all the cool explosions behind me. I don't think I want to bring my laptop. We'll see.
Speaker 2:There's no reason to. We can chill, it's all good.
Speaker 1:You can do it by phone If you have to do it by phone If not peace. When are you guys heading out? Not peace, I'll tell you offline. Okay, bye, bye-bye.
