Vaguely Inconsistent
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Vaguely Inconsistent
Duck Faces and Dad Days
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Dive into our Father's Day special where our resident dad shares how they celebrated the weekend, from traditional BJ's restaurant visits (complete with commemorative "hoppy" Father's Day pint glasses) to attending a special Fathom Events screening of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with Leonard Maltin's introduction.
Our conversation spirals into passionate discussions about Star Wars, specifically why George Lucas has been reluctant to release unaltered versions of the original trilogy. We imagine an interactive Star Wars viewing experience where fans could customize their preferred edits - keeping Han shooting first while enjoying enhanced visual effects. This nostalgia train continues as we debate why Star Wars collectible card games never achieved the staying power of Magic: The Gathering or Pokémon, despite the franchise's enduring popularity.
Fashion takes center stage with our deep dive into RSVLTS clothing's Star Wars-themed shirts. We compare the tactile differences between their bamboo shirts (heavier but more comfortable) and standard "Nuflex" material, while reminiscing about our Star Wars Celebration purchases and anticipating future shirt drops. For the home improvement enthusiasts, we share valuable advice about construction defect rights when dealing with warranty issues after one of us experienced an air conditioning repair requiring wall reconstruction.
The entertainment segment features reviews of "Murderbot" on Apple TV+ and "White Lotus," before we provide a comprehensive preview of summer's blockbuster lineup including F1, Jurassic World, Superman, and Fantastic Four, plus returning TV favorites like Strange New Worlds and Squid Game. We debate which releases deserve immediate Thursday night viewing versus waiting for discount Tuesdays.
Throughout it all, our friendship shines through with playful banter, inside jokes, and surprisingly useful information delivered in an engaging, conversation-style format. Whether you're a Star Wars enthusiast, a collector of pop culture merchandise, or simply enjoy listening to friends sharing stories, this episode offers something for everyone.
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Happy Father's Day Discussions
Speaker 1And a one and a two, and a one and a two. Bam bam bam. The first 30 seconds of the audio only is going to be the worst Lou, making fucking duck faces. At least the rest of us make noises.
Speaker 3Lou.
Speaker 1He's taking the selfies. Shit Felt cute. Might delete later. That was the big thing.
Speaker 210 was like when that was the big thing 10 years ago. That was the dumbest thing ever. All them girls with duck lips was like what are you doing?
Speaker 1hated that, you know well, now they just get a botox and just put that shit in permanently ridiculous girlfriend she used to be hot. She used to be hot, she used to be. You remember back in the day when she was just a lowly LA news anchor? Yep.
Speaker 2And now she just looks like a piece of plastic.
Speaker 1Yeah, you have too many wrinkles in your forehead for her, jack, sorry.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1None of those commas in my bank account. Yeah, there you go. Bye how are you guys doing?
Speaker 2Good.
Speaker 1Tired no horrible.
Speaker 2Happy Father's Day.
Speaker 1Thank you. Thank you, you guys. Happy Father's Day, sir. We went to go see the Fathom Events screening of Indy and the Last Crusade, nice. I was like hell yeah, I'll go watch Indiana Jones. That's what daddy wants to do, it's the one day of the year that you have to go watch my movies.
Speaker 2I mean, it's got his daddy in it, so Exactly.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, it was kind of cool. They had an introduction by Leonard Maltin Talking about, like the history behind it and all that stuff. It was kind of cool. And it's Indiana Jones in the theater. Well, real Indiana.
Speaker 2Jones in the theater. Well, real Indiana Jones in a theater, not the last one.
Speaker 1Was it just like the DVD rip Did they? Say it wasn't anything like enhanced A blu-ray or whatever.
Speaker 2They just put it up on a screen.
Speaker 1Yep, I think we are one step closer to finally getting the original trilogy in some format or another, because they just did that BFI one where they found an original print from back in the day. And Kathleen Kinney was like no, that's just not day. And Kathleen Kennedy was like no, that's just not illegal, Knock yourself out, bro. So, oh, so you don't hate it.
Speaker 3Well, it was always a George thing, George was always the one that was like oh no like.
Speaker 1this version is my version. Yeah, the the one where Luke screams like a bitch when he fucking made the decision to fall. That's my vision.
Speaker 2I don't understand why they just don't have every version on there. Just pick the one you want to watch.
Speaker 1Hybrid version.
Speaker 2Yeah, just go in and say original.
Speaker 1I want the Java scene, but I want Han to shoot first.
Speaker 2Right, just go in there and click all the different things you want. Life selector I mean, if Netflix can do it with a whole, choose your own adventure movie. Come on now.
Speaker 1Disney plus what's up, but I want luke's lightsaber to be green when he ignites it on the falcon, because fuck it I mean why, not, you can mix all that shit up I saw that on reddit.
Speaker 1Somebody was uh somebody was asking why like a revenge there was. It was like, uh, somebody had like taken a bunch of pictures and like uh, cut them, like printed them out or had gotten them somehow and had stuck them to like a lunch box basically, and they were like, hey, check out this box that I had from when I was a kid, like it held all my pencils and shit and like, and immediately it was like wait, why is luke's lightsaber red, invaders blue?
Speaker 1that doesn't make any sense, because it was one of those where, like it was, like a super early, uh, marketing and like nobody else cared about the box, it was just 85 comments about the fucking lightsabers and the fucking history. And I'm like guys, like I mean it's parents weren't even born then. Okay, that that's how shit happened back then. Yeah, no shit Like it, just so like they get fixated. I think there's bed sheets with Han holding the lightsaber and everybody's like, oh shit, Han's getting the lightsaber, but it was just the Tauntaun, the Tauntaun scene yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, so it was Empire, like ESB, and he's like in his hoth outfit and they're like oh shit.
Speaker 3And then he's like oh no, no, nope.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's actually a lightsaber, was it? What was the card from the decipher game lightsaber deficiency or something like that where? Like if you played it if they had the lightsaber and like people on the board could use the lightsaber, like all of a sudden it like was minus two to their ability or some shit. And it was. And literally Han, standing there above the Tauntaun.
Speaker 2I don't remember that at all. Was it from the card game?
Speaker 1Yeah, the CCG.
Speaker 2I wanted that thing to do so much better than it did it just.
Speaker 1Yeah, they just can't get Star Wars CCGs off the ground. Not at all. I think a lot of them are like that. I think there's. What they try to do is they have like this cookie cutter ccg template that a lot of companies use and then they say star trek, star wars, lord of the rings, like, and they just like, apply it to them, but yet like, but they need to figure out what's keeping pokemon and magic going?
Speaker 1you need to find that and make it star wars. Put a chick in it, make it gay. Well, they um well, they released, I think, fallout, because they had the Fallout cards for the magic right. Yeah, they got magic.
Speaker 2I think Final Fantasy 7 just came out. All types of crossovers and shit yeah.
Speaker 1Well, so that's the trick, right? Is that, instead of using, trying to create your own system, use a system that's already been tried and true.
Speaker 2What if?
Speaker 3it's just a.
Speaker 1Star Wars expansion into Magic. Yeah, somehow they're still having Destiny tournaments, which I don't understand, because I I tried to play that and I just couldn't like it. Just I don't know, my brain just didn't connect with what was happening and it didn't make sense to me. Card games just go over my head anyways. I do not have the patience for them at all. Put a controller in my hand. Let me chainsaw someone. Soon, soon, my son Soon.
Speaker 1Oh man, I mean, I guess you could do it now, but as far as stuff, that's new, right, so yeah, that's true, and what else? So we did that. I don't think we did anything yesterday, yesterday, we like straight up, just Wait back up.
Speaker 2No food like dinner, yeah, no breakfast in bed.
Speaker 1We went to BJ's the last couple years we've been in florida, right, and we just happened to go to bj's on father's day while we're in florida and they give you a pint glass it says happy father's day. Today said hoppy father's day it wasn bunny, so that was weird.
Speaker 3They also use it on Easter.
Speaker 1It's a free pint glass, so whatever.
Speaker 2They've actually been using it since Easter.
Speaker 1So it was like a week or two ago, my wife's like oh, are we going to go to BJ's On Father's Day? It's kind of tradition, right.
Speaker 2Well, if we get up before, you're like, if we get up before the girls.
Speaker 1If we get up before the girls, we could visit it twice, if you know what I'm saying. So as it gets closer, she's like are you sure? I'm just like, well, I'm gonna throw your ass now. Yes, it's tradition, you said it was tradition. She's like it doesn't have to be like nope, them words came right out your mouth, right. Tradition. Now, what you mean? Does it have to be like Nope, them words came right?
Speaker 2up your mouth Right. Tradition, now what you mean? Does it have to be?
Speaker 1on the way, even on the way of my uh the oldest, like can we go to? Like uh Hibachi or something? I'm like Nope, tradition. I said it does not have to be tradition. I'm like no, you said Is it oldest daughter's day. Is it oldest daughter's day? No, then shut the fuck up. I mean, I like me some hibachi. It was close. I almost said yes, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2That's a good choice, however no, I'm trolling, though.
Speaker 1Yeah, weirdly, lou also visited BJ's this morning. I don't know.
Speaker 2It's weird, he's not even my dad. Lou did visit BJ's this morning. That's not even a joke.
Speaker 1And he filled the pint glass, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Did it make it to the glass? Sorry, I'm not saying anything about old girl right there.
Speaker 1man, I'm not saying anything about old girl right there.
Speaker 2Yeah, I didn't make it to the glass anyway, so we're good.
Speaker 1And I'm going back to sleep, oh man.
Speaker 2No, why am I so tired? Oh, I know, it's not even like sleeping?
Speaker 3What? No, I didn't even do that.
Speaker 2That's a whole separate story. I was too busy being mad yesterday, just some bullshit. But either way, it was Because I went out.
Speaker 3You were out drinking.
Speaker 2No, that's what I'm saying. I didn't.
Speaker 1Really.
Speaker 2That's what I was saying. Like I said, it's a whole other drama. We didn't get into that story. I already got into it twice.
Speaker 1Good night everybody. Podcast's over. We didn't hear it. Lose the team. Nine-minute podcast.
Speaker 3Bye the.
Speaker 1After Hours of Vaguely Inconsistent Podcast where you get all the tea. We use names in this podcast.
Speaker 2This is that 10-minute shit that YouTube likes. Oh my God.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2I ended up not, but I did end up drinking. Today, though, and I think that's part of the problem. I drink it today, and then the pizza. I'm just so full. I felt a For real. I was out at 8 o'clock and I was like wake me up at 5, too. Oh man, actually, wake me up at five too.
Speaker 1Oh man, actually wake me up at seven and a half minutes. Oh, my God wake me up the right way.
Speaker 2For real Shit, an inch at a time, oh man, but no. I don't know what I ate made me stinky, but I'm trying to get up. And then she's trying to help me up. Just push me right into my own stink. It was like come on now. I was going to turn the other way. Man, don't help me. You're not helping me.
Speaker 1It's like she didn't even touch up on you. She just like, nope, jump with a grenade, motherfucker.
Speaker 2Man, I get it. It was my own, but damn, I know better. I tried to get to my own shit, your shit was stankin'. I was trying to avoid myself.
Speaker 1What kind of fucking pizza did you have, jesus?
Speaker 2Pepperoni and sausage.
Speaker 1All right. Well, there you go. I guess, depending on the sausage, that could totally be.
Speaker 2I'm trying to think Holy shit, I think that's all I had today. I don't know. Yeah, but it was just like me.
Speaker 1I tell you what, though, woke my ass real up. It was like I'm awake now. Those hairs are burning.
Speaker 2I got no nose hairs to burn, dog, it's just gone, reverse chloroform.
Speaker 1You're like, uh, I just want to nope. Never mind, I'm awake, let's go, come on I'm all.
Speaker 2I'm all you know washing up getting my hair combed. I looked over at my nose clippers and was like I'm going to put you away, I don't need you today, we are done. Craziness. Well, yeah. So hit a couple of breweries all today. Didn't do it yesterday, so did it today instead.
Speaker 1You call your dad or anything on Father's Day you guys like is it a thing, or is it?
Speaker 2Not really. I mean, I hit him up, but it wasn't like long conversation like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, it never is, and I'm always the last one to reach out.
Speaker 2Like my, my, I think my niece will reach out to him first, and then my brother and then me. I'm like I ain't trying to beat nine o'clock in the morning. Nah, man, I'll hit you when I get you.
Speaker 1As long as and dad at a place kind of halfway between their house and my house for lunch and it was fine I didn't realize he lived out there. Yeah, holy shit, it's all up there. That's how come he went back. Well, one reason, yeah, but yeah, so he ate His butt fell asleep even though he has no butt. But it's endless amounts of fun when we start talking about his butt and then we're like how can something that doesn't exist fall asleep? How?
Speaker 2does that work? That's a great question.
Speaker 1And then I got a text like five minutes after we left and my sister's like and he's asleep, Hells yeah.
Speaker 2Is anybody shocked here?
Speaker 1Nope, here, it's point of being a dad and then, uh, yesterday I went and saw the how I met your dragon, uh, movie oh yeah, yeah, wait, which a full price uh, a friend wanted to go and I was like, okay, she's super excited about it. So I was like, alright, it's fine. Sometimes you get pushed into the ass, sometimes you want to avoid it but you still end up it was fine.
Speaker 3I never watched the animated one.
Speaker 1I was like was the live action better? Her comment was it was basically the same except for the dad wasn't as funny, that's because it wasn't, uh, fucking gerard butler, so it was yeah it was yeah it was it?
Speaker 3they got him live action yeah they got.
Speaker 1I think they got the majority of the people who were voice actors, shit, I'm gonna watch it then the only one that changed was the guy who did the voice of the main character, because they couldn't like. He didn't look anything like well. Neither did the girl either. Everybody's mad about that.
Speaker 2Well, they should be mad about that she's supposed to be a blue-eyed blonde and they brought in this quarter black girl to come with brown eyes.
Speaker 1It's like man, some bullshit they didn't make a point, like there was no point of that though, like it was fine, like as far as that goes.
Speaker 2No, that's fine, she's talking about the fans and I'm one of them. They should not have changed her. It's like why is she? If she's a viking, why is she not? You know, it was that. I can't remember that viking movie that came out last year, even before last, and there was like no black people in it, because it was in viking land, you know, hundreds of years ago. There were no black people in it. It's like it's okay, no, it's you know it's crazy lou.
Speaker 1Dragons aren't fucking real either. Some of their black vikings in this dragons are real. Fuck you. Dragons aren't real real either.
Speaker 2Some of them are black Vikings in this. Fuck. Dragons aren't real.
Speaker 1Fuck you dragons aren't real. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2I saw it twice already in Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon. Hello, it's in the name God dog.
Speaker 1There's black people in House of the Dragon. Is that the one with?
Speaker 2Kevin Spacey that one's weird, the black people with white hair. Kevin Spacey no.
Speaker 1I don't think there's Kids around, kids around to masturbate. It's not kids, it's just dudes. They were barely under age. They were barely under age.
Speaker 2I mean, I still ain't hating them and all he did was sexually harass them. Right, that's way better than sexually assaulting them.
Speaker 1Exactly. That's why they call it a Weinstein and not a Spacey. Yeah, exactly, although I think all the Weinsteins are legal.
Speaker 2That sounds so dirty.
Speaker 1So you don't want it to be called a Weinstein, because then you know you've done fucked up. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2I mean for real, though You're like, oh shit.
Speaker 1Did I just do a Weinstein Shit? Nobody tell anybody Was that a Weinstein or a Cosby.
Speaker 2Oh, no wait, Cosby involves drugs. I don't think.
Speaker 1Weinstein drugged him. He's like if you want this job, you gotta give me a job.
Speaker 2How badly do you want this job?
Speaker 1Hand foot blow boob.
Speaker 2It's your choice. I'm not making you do anything, I'm just giving you an option.
Speaker 1Do you want to go back to Iowa and go back to working at the diner you were at when we found you.
Speaker 2Didn't y'all watch that XXX? Wait, didn't that happen in the boys?
Speaker 1Yes, 100%. Wait, Star-Lord or fucking Homeowner's not the guy.
Speaker 2You about fucked up right there, star-lord, wait, wait, are you saying?
Speaker 1Star-Lord's like the Kevin Spacey of the MCU, where?
Speaker 2are you going with this?
Star Wars CCG and Roosevelt Shirts
Speaker 1Some people do be saying that Star-Lord's kind of weird, super weird. Well, I mean to be fair, his family's fucked up, that's true.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, mom had cancer, died. He got fucking sent to space.
Speaker 1Your dad's like a galactic being. I mean, yeah, totally makes sense.
Speaker 3You were kidnapped by Michael Rooker.
Speaker 2There's worse things to be kidnapped by.
Speaker 1That's true. Yeah, you're best friends with a tree Like your girlfriend's green. It's weird. Maybe, your long lost girlfriend is green. You live inside some dude's head. It's weird. Yeah, yeah, so you live inside some dude's head. It's weird. Yeah, yeah, so the? I don't think people go to fathom events very much, so we get in there, sit down. Litter malton comes on, movie starts. Hey, everybody's still walking in like they're going to show trailers or something I'm like not for phantom events, people.
Speaker 3They should start on time, yeah yeah, cinemark rewards nothing.
Speaker 1What did we go and see? There was something. It was like a phantom event, but it wasn't. It was one of those where it was like just the chain, because there's a phantom events which are nationwide and a bunch of different chains, but then all the chains have their own. What?
Speaker 2did you go see. We went and saw something wait, the chains have their own fathom. Event thing like, like cinema mark does one, amc does one, they have their own, I don't know yeah, they'll have their own.
Speaker 1Like every thursday and sunday they'll show, like you know, summer. In the summer they'll show summer movies. In the christmas time they'll show christmas movies and that type of thing, but those are separate from the fathom events, I think, because those are only at that chain. So okay I think the fathom events are a little bit bigger deal and they're also like I said at multiple theaters
Speaker 1like so they'll be at amc, regal and cinemark. It won't just be at one, so that's a. That's the kind of confusing part, especially if you want to go see something and you're like oh wait, is this like a cinemark thing, or is it an? Mcm thing and I can only go to regal if I want to see that one or some shit.
Speaker 2Yeah okay, all right then.
Speaker 1Yeah, maria menudo's needs to do a better job of explaining that shit, right?
Speaker 2although I did, I did learn. I did learn was remember I told you I went to that that uh blind secret movie thing, yeah, and I didn't know if that was multiple theaters, like I went. And then the next day a friend of mine was like, yeah, I went to uh regal in longmont and whatever it was like to watch this secret movie, and it was life of chuck. I'm like, oh wait, I did that too, except I was at cinemark and it was life of chuck. So I learned at that time, you, you know that that was a group.
Speaker 2I don't know if AMC did it, but I know for sure Regal and Cinemark.
Speaker 1But I think that's similar to like a Fathom event, like it's a more like the studios just pushing the movie out to kind of get some buzz before it actually comes out, especially for, like, a movie of life of Chuck which is going to get completely swamped by the movies for the next month and a half, like, yeah, I mean we have F1.
Speaker 3We have Jurassic park.
Speaker 1The week after that we have Superman. Two weeks after that we have fans. Like the entire month of July is just fucking movie Banger, banger, banger, banger. Like it's kind of crazy. I was looking at my Cinemark rewards, you remember last week or whatever.
Speaker 2It was like 12 tickets to yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that I asked you where you were.
Speaker 1It was at lunch. When we were eating lunch I looked and said you have 16 pending tickets. I'm like, oh, I guess we're going for double platinum this year. Mother fucker's going gonna be diamond by the end of the year. Oh lord, so it was Indy. We're gonna watch Megan Dress Park and Superman.
Speaker 2So I'm like whatever, okay, okay, damn.
Speaker 1Little One made me buy her the Megan Popcorn Bucket too.
Speaker 2Made you.
Speaker 1Was that her head, or something like that? Yeah, it's her head, just like the K-pop With the pink. Yeah, the visor, but everyone's like that's not Megan. I'm like yes, it is. Watch the trailer, bro.
Speaker 2You don't know everything. She's bigger. I thought she liked that movie.
Speaker 1Obviously little ones more into it. Well, honestly, that's fact, no it. I thought she liked that movie, Obviously.
Speaker 2Little One's more into it. Well, honestly, that's fact.
Speaker 1No, but then I guess it's also the 50th anniversary of Jaws, so they had, like these cute little Jaws plushies. And big one in her gang is um. They call themselves Jaws because the first letter of all their initials is spelled out Jaws. It's like oh, can I get four of them? Oh, my god, wow, damn getting fleeced. Their dads don't love them as much as you love me right dude for real though they were cute plushies, though it's like it's jaws.
Speaker 1And then he has, uh, one of the barrels attached to him like on a string, and the barrel says jaws 50th on it, and it's actually kind of cool. You're like I'll take five because daddy needs one too. I did take five because little one needed one.
Speaker 2Oh no I was like no, you got a naked bucket. You take your pick, right? You want the jaws or do you want the make?
Speaker 1but you know what? There was one left on the shelf. So I'm like fuck it, whatever, just buy them all out. Hoard all the, all the fucking jobs.
Speaker 2So you got six? No, there were only five. Oh, OK, that's including that. Ok, I'm all like damn this dude.
Speaker 1Four girls. You're youngest than you. That's six. What do you know? I didn't get one. No, because they got me that fucking Oculus VR headset for Father's Day Was that a bitch to figure out. No, it wasn't actually Okay.
Speaker 2I think my dad got one last year year before?
Speaker 1Is that like plugged into your PS five or something?
Speaker 2No, it's no, it's standalone bro.
Speaker 3Yeah, it has like a little console.
Speaker 1Yeah, you'd like put it on. There's a menu, there's a store, there's friend lists and it's kind of cool. None of the games are downloading. It takes fucking ever. So it came with the batman game, which is cool as heck because it's arkham. So we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 1make sure you and then I dropped 30 on star wars games, because why not plural? Yeah, so I downloaded the first chapter of vaderortal. There's three chapters total. I only downloaded the first one. And then there's one, tales from the Outer Rim, and you just like chill on Black Spire Outpost and see what's really going on without all them stupid-ass tourists there, and you can go around and go see places that you can't, yeah, yeah. And then there's a third one, isn't there? They were promoting one at Celebration. That's not out yet.
Speaker 2You got both of those for $30?.
Speaker 1Vader was $10 per episode, so that's going to be $30 total. Oh okay, galaxy's Edge one was like $24 or something I like. Whatever it is, it's Star Wars. Just wait until we're paying $80 for a game, wait until you're paying $80?
Speaker 2I don't know. I will still play the same two that I've been playing for five years.
Speaker 1Until Gears comes out, and then you're like fine, fine.
Speaker 2I got to work some Gears for free. Gears is already out. I didn't buy it.
Speaker 1But no, it's cool. I haven't done a lot of vr, but it was kind of cool it wasn't horrible to set up. Don't forget to angle your uh camera for the living room to where you can catch yourself when you punch your tv or fall over the couch. Um, it actually there's a see-through mode, so like you can still see your menu, but you can still see your living room. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 2I like it. That's for the AR stuff, right yeah.
Speaker 1But I guess the Vader itch the storyline. It goes into why Mustafar goes from lava-y to like trees and like those weird dudes that Kylo was killing.
Speaker 2I just figured it was just a different part of the damn planet.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I'm guessing it's canon. Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2And then I did try out the porn.
Speaker 1so that was kind of cool. That was actually the 30 bucks. When you say these bit 30 bucks, it was porn. Luxio is dressed up like Salma Hayek, from Dust Till Dawn.
Speaker 2Dust Till Dawn. Yes, Now we're talking.
Speaker 1I could have figured out how to fast forward, though you know it starts out like shit's boring. Can we get to the part where you take your clothes off? Right, get to the case and then she's like sticking her foot in your face and you're like right.
Speaker 2Man, there's a movie I haven't seen in a while. I need to add that to the list.
Speaker 3Dust Till.
Speaker 1Dawn, yeah, just an old movie I haven't seen in a minute, that's really good. Good one.
Speaker 2You know what I don't know. I'm about to ask right now.
Speaker 1Do you love myself from Dust Till Dawn?
Speaker 2I'd like to think yes is the answer to that.
Speaker 1I think it's.
Speaker 3I mean, I really like Hatefulful eight, but I think from dust till dawns, maybe my favorite tarantino adjacent movie, because I mean it's a rodriguez movie, but yeah, like tarantino wrote it right or yeah, was a co-writer yeah he wrote it.
Speaker 1Yeah, mine is natural born killers.
Speaker 2That doesn't surprise me at all I actually thought that movie was just okay shit podcast like, like, I don't get me wrong, it's a good movie. But when you start talking, oh, we can watch this or this or this, it's like. That's usually not on my list.
Speaker 1I have to be in the mood for it. If I haven't seen it for a couple years, I'll throw it on it's just relentless.
Speaker 2I mean, if it's on, I'm not sad that it's on, but I'm just usually not picking it, that's all.
Speaker 1Angry could have been a school shooter. Jack liked it a lot when he was a teenager. Yes, he did God.
Speaker 2Angry could have been a school shooter.
Speaker 1That wasn't a thing when I was a kid. These days, right, if Diablo 2 didn't exist. Right, you'd have to be these days, you'd have to be also trans and write a manifesto, but whatever I might write a manifesto for fun nobody understands you, so let's shoot everybody else that makes nobody understands jack at all, at all hundreds of hours of podcasts and nobody we still love you, so this is oh. So this is the podcast.
Speaker 2This is your manifesto, this is my manifesto. It's been happening for the last 16 months, when I die.
Speaker 1I'll put out like a cipher key go to this episode at this timestamp and start writing down everything, and then you'll have my actual manifesto.
Speaker 2You need two seconds at this time, four seconds at this time. You piece it together, you get the secret message.
Speaker 1At 18 minutes and 37 seconds, say a sentence, the first letter of every one of those words that I say in that sentence. Dude for real Every time Duke and Lou Laugh at something I said. Manifesto.
Speaker 2That was them laughing at me, not with me.
Speaker 1I hate, them so much they're first on the list.
Speaker 2He's wearing the shirt that I kept getting complimented on last week, which is a weird shirt to get complimented on.
Speaker 1It's a nice shirt, but unless you're like Star Wars-y, it's a deep cut. It would kind of go over people's heads.
Speaker 2Yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 1It's not like you're like bam Vader. It's like a weird-looking Death Star over a pink moon. It's like a weird looking death star over a pink moon.
Speaker 2What was I fuck?
Speaker 1I was somewhere and I think I had my backpack and it has the tattooing luggage tag on it and the guy's like man, that's a cool luggage tag. And I'm like bra the shirt. And he's like oh, oh, shit, dude, that that shirt's cool, like right you're complimenting the wrong thing.
Speaker 2Don't worry about the backpack.
Speaker 1Yeah, eyes down here, motherfucker. But I mean the shirt. It's like one of the most subtle star wars shirts really like, because otherwise you're just like oh, that's a funky you know weird color comic book yeah I'm just glad it has pink in it so I can rotate between my other pink shirt and salmon shirt. Now I have three it's like probably the closest thing we're ever going to get to Watchmen Star Wars crossover probably, although I don't know Roosevelt hasn't knocked anything out of the ballpark since that alien shirt that's like.
Speaker 2Oh my god, half to half everything is like. I'll get it on sale which aliens shirt the full panel with the xenomorph on it.
Speaker 1I went for that bitch to come back in stock. I don't order that bitch so fast. I don't even use the discount on it. You can take the full price bro.
Speaker 2I ain't going to risk that extra four seconds to put my code in. A lot of times I'll have that shit copied and pasted copied so I can paste it. Because a lot of times I'll have that shit copied and pasted, you know, copied so I can paste it. It was like uh-uh, that still takes too long. That shit will sell out. It was too good. It'll be back. I like their tiki shirts.
Speaker 1Their tiki shirts were super cool.
Speaker 2You know what? I didn't even look at those things. You guys were talking about them, but I was like eh.
Speaker 1I was like nah, that sounds like Hawaii, which sounds like sand, but it's not your jam though, which is fine.
Speaker 2For real. I'm sure the people who like geeky shit.
Speaker 1Anytime you can skip a Roosevelt drop, it's a good day.
Speaker 2Right for real. Didn't you say you liked three of them, or something?
Speaker 1Yeah, but the.
Speaker 2The one that he really liked was like gone.
Speaker 1Yeah, the blue one was already. By the time I looked at it it was already at large and smaller and I was like man, I kind of like that red one. Yeah, so I picked up the. I'm going to wait for the red one to go on sale, because that one didn't seem like it was moving. The other ones already had sizes that were gone.
Speaker 2I think it's $12 more. That's bullshit.
Speaker 1Oh, because it's the bamboo one Bamboo.
Speaker 2Eh, whatever.
Speaker 1I picked up the green one and the purple one. I really like the purple one. I like that. It's super, like it's very, very chill, like it's very subtle.
Speaker 2The purple one is that greenish-looking one. That's disgusting. I want to know part of that. The blue one with the turtle is not terrible, but if I were to be forced to buy one, it would be that red one.
Speaker 1That red one looks cool. You can get matching shorts.
Speaker 2I saw it. I just scrolled down and was like, oh damn, they got shorts for this negro.
Speaker 1Their refresh this week didn't really seem to have a whole lot Are they on one Star Wars shirt. I think, yeah, the restock this week wasn't great.
Speaker 2Wasn't there a drop today? Did I miss a drop today this morning on the app? I think so. I didn't get a.
Speaker 1Usually I get the notification. The one that they're promoting right now is oh, the stuff that they're promoting right now is their athletic wear stuff that they just came out with.
Speaker 2Yeah, those shorts they have shorts and shirts that they just came out with. Yeah, those shorts, they have shorts and shirts. I thought I saw something in the Facebook group that there was one of those drops this morning.
Speaker 1Oh, the Saber schematic is the one that got refreshed, yes, oh.
Speaker 2Which is a good shirt. Yeah, I already got that. I don't care. I want nothing to do with Bob's Burgers.
Speaker 1They were asking if there would be a Star Wars drop. They usually do Star Wars drops on Father's Day, clearly they did not. Yeah. I mean, but they did two pretty big drops right around May. The 4th right.
Speaker 2That's weird. They didn't do that because it's a tradition.
Speaker 1Right BJ's and a Roosevelt drop, Come on bro, let's go y'all.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm not into bob's burgers.
Speaker 1Enough to yeah I mean, oh, did you ever?
Speaker 2pick up my five jaws plushies later. Uh, what is?
Father's Day Traditions at BJ's
Speaker 1a oh, did that old girl get the polo? I thought you got the polo last year at comic-con april, was that the? Hoodie. Like was it the hoodie.
Speaker 2There was one of them Of what.
Speaker 1I don't remember it was one of the Star Wars ones I think that she liked, but it wasn't in their traditional. It was one of their.
Speaker 2It was the golf line the golf shirt that was on the other side. Yeah, it was the Ahsoka one.
Speaker 1And what does she think of the golf shirts? Because I mean, I've never tried one on or even felt them to see how they feel different than Isn't that the same as my Vader one, the golf shirt. Yeah, yeah, they're nice.
Speaker 2They're real nice.
Speaker 1They're nice Okay.
Speaker 2I wish I had more. Let's put it that way. I just don't want to pay a bunch of that to wear that shit, but actually I wear it about every other week to work, though I it's very comfortable, very comfortable.
Speaker 1Jack, did you get your Flavortown shirt? No, I skipped all those who the fuck asked for a Guy Fieri line of shirts. Seriously, guy Fieri, yeah.
Speaker 2That is a good question. What was that about?
Speaker 1man Early 2000s call they want their TV show back.
Speaker 2For real, y'all missed it on that one.
Speaker 1I will say, though, when we go on road trips, we do look up the list of his diners, drive-ins and dives, and we will stop there.
Speaker 2Hey, it was a good show. I mean I ain't going to argue that, but I ain't trying to get his shirt.
Speaker 1Right, yeah, I'd be curious.
Speaker 2Like three ropers.
Speaker 1It was like, oh nope, he had like three ropers, but yeah, uh, yeah, and I'm all about that and was yeah, exactly no, I would be curious about the sales numbers of that, you know, because I feel like the guy fury, I feel like those types of lines should be like hyper limited, maybe even like numbered or whatever, like then they would sell. If you're just like, hey, we're just putting up a line of shirts I know they've done a couple youtube in uh, youtube personalities, the same type of thing where you're like if you like the show, like if you like watching the youtuber, that's great.
Speaker 2But I don't think you need to like mass produce them to have, like you know, yeah, have them be up for a week paging mr morrow people I'm trying to figure out how they wait, how they could number, I guess the tags, but are they? Are they going to be numbered within size as well, or is it just they start with x, x, small as one, they work their way up? I don't like that. I think they have to do a number within size like I have one through a hundred of extra small, and you know, so on and so forth. I think it has to be that way.
Speaker 2I mean it's still be, but it'll still be limited regardless, right, yeah, yeah absolutely, um, but I'm just trying to think it was like could they do that?
Speaker 1I guess, I guess, I guess that wouldn't be terrible you know, the only way you would be able to really do it is if you numbered it afterwards. Right, you just numbered it in the order that the orders come in no, then how are you going to put that on the shirt?
Speaker 2How are you?
Speaker 1going to put that. You do that after the order is put in right.
Speaker 2No, no, oh. So you want them to wait six months to get their shirts?
Speaker 1No, no, no. I'm sure they have ways of doing that in the flow, right.
Speaker 2I think the cost would not be worth it, because then they'd ask okay, here's your orders. Then you have to have somebody go in and track the order.
Speaker 1But every time you ship a shirt you throw a card in it says oh, you got shirt one of whatever you got shirt two of whatever.
Speaker 2Yeah, but then you can't show it off. You're going to walk around wearing your shirt and have the card in your wallet.
Speaker 1Hey look mine's number 37. In the breast pocket you get one of those card protectors. Yeah, they, yeah, they give you a little plastic card that you just hang it from your roosevelt's lanyard there you go maybe do something on the sleeve.
Speaker 2That'd be kind of cool I mean, like I said, I would just want to attach to the shirt, like the little tag they have, the roosevelt's tag at the bottom. I'd want it on that, which means I'd have to do it ahead of time. Or I mean again, I don't want to wait forever. It's like now we have to go back and cross-reference the shirt. It's not worth it cost-wise for the labor to do that.
Speaker 1They're little Chinese kids. Nobody cares, that is true. They don't pay a whole lot.
Speaker 2Like buying an iPhone, I guess. A bunch of little four-cent-an-hour workers. You have to pay an extra dollar for your shirt because of that.
Speaker 1And just like that they're rich. I will say that the uh, the bamboo shirts that I have are super comfortable. So yeah, I haven't heard anything bad about them. They they're a little wrinkly like they're. They're um, I, I definitely think you probably those are ones you might want to iron, uh like on super low heat or whatever. But I don't dry my shirts anymore. I put them in the washer and then I just hang dry them, because they dry pretty quick anyways.
Speaker 3And I know the bamboo.
Speaker 2Hmm, yeah, because the one you're wearing right now. I washed it the other day and I hung it up. I guess what's today Sunday? So Friday I washed it and then hung that thing up and was like dude, it's like an hour later it was already dry.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I think if you wash and dry them, the collars have a tendency to get rolls in them, like my Yoda one has a big roll in the neck, I think, from the fabric when it was drying, like pinching Then hanging it. You also then don't have to iron the collars because the collars can have a tendency to. But I mean that's shirts in general, that's not anything specific to Roosevelt's Boom. You didn't know you were getting home ec on Vaguely Inconsistent this week, did you? I know, huh Bam, hang your Roosevelt's kids.
Speaker 2Home ec ninth grade first semester, majored it for three semesters.
Speaker 1I know how to bake a loaf of bread. Boom Before the pandemic Right. I knew how to make sourdough when it was a thing that people would look at you weird about. Oh, and you learned to play a guitar too, didn't you?
Speaker 2Did we have any bamboo shirts from Celebration?
Speaker 1One of the chewy ones were so that one shirt they released two of yeah With the little chewy on it. So one of them was bamboo, yep, that's the one I have. And then I ended up getting another one as well.
Speaker 2I don't remember which one I had to look, the one where he's like sitting on a rock or something under a tree.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's the one where it's just a bunch of little pictures of different scenes yeah, you got it for Homegirl, but you didn't get the full one. And then that one had the fold-over button cover.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, to cover the thingy. Did I get that for her? I don't remember Shit. She got so much shit.
Speaker 1I got that for me.
Speaker 2I know she got the big one. We all got the big one. We're wearing that to SDCC got the big one we all got the big one because we're wearing the.
Speaker 1SDCC, let me know what day and I'll wear it the same day. So then, at least I'm there and in spirit.
Speaker 2Alright cool. Oh, you're right. One day, the moment of Zen. I'm looking at it now. It was Saturday one day, and then the other one was Friday. The Friday was the bamboo one and then Saturday was the regular version.
Speaker 1Yeah, I have both versions I don't know I picked up both versions you can. You can tell the difference there's a hundred, it's a hundred percent difference, like there's they're they're very, very, they're the bamboo. One's a little heavier, um, but it also feels more comfortable, like it's more like the new flex is fine, like it's, it's good, but. But the bamboo just feels softer. But it's a little thicker, it's not as thin as the Nuflex is Nuflex, that's what they call it Cunoo, canooflex, I don't know.
Speaker 1The problem is when he wears his bamboo ones, the fucking panda bears follow him everywhere. Yeah, that's the problem.
Speaker 2Problem, I can't go to the zoo oh, it's good to cut up for my ramen, it's true, okay. So yes, she has seen from dusk till dawn, but it's been years time to fix it well, now I'm asking if she got that chewy shirt with all the pictures on it, because I don't remember.
Speaker 1Did I get you that shirt?
Speaker 2It's almost two months ago. I just kept buying shit. It was like oh, why is your bill higher than mine?
Speaker 1It seems like years ago, when I was going through getting ready to pack to move to Disney, one side of my suitcase was just full of fucking Roosevelt bags.
Speaker 3They were not all mine.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah Same. I was repacking to head home I was like no, she only has the one.
Speaker 1Really, she only got the big one. I thought we got the little one too. She got the pixel ones, though, right yeah.
Speaker 2She got the Chewy and the purple pixel one for sure I got the Han Solo one, the Chewy one and Pixel one. For sure I got the Han Solo one, the Chewie one and the.
Speaker 1Bounty Hunter. Yeah, I got Han Solo in both versions of Chewie and then the two versions of the Chewie, the tiny Chewie.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1Shit, I think I got all of them, except for that Ready to Assemble one? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2I was so not a fan of that one, yeah.
Speaker 1Was that a droid one? I don't even remember that. No, it was like uh, old school, like 70s, like model kit boxes. I just, yeah, I wasn't feeling it gave them enough of my money, I might have got the pixel one, but I think when I was looking at the pixel, when they'd already sold out of my size so I was like, all right, well, was not meant to be I was gonna say, there was one where you oh, it was a jacket, that the jacket jacket.
Speaker 1When my friend got the jacket and he was like, oh shit, this is the bomb. I was like, oh, all right. And then I was like in line as the guy pushed in front of me to like cross it out, and I was like, motherfucker, there we go talking about japan again.
Speaker 2I was just gonna say I thought we were supposed to be done with celebration.
Speaker 1Everybody drink, we're talking about Japan again.
Speaker 3Shit, what else.
Speaker 1I miss you Lawson. I miss your chicken nuggets. I miss your lemon chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2At least I can get pokey sweat down the street. That's good Small victories.
Speaker 1We didn't do shit yesterday. Wow, I swear I did come out to the casita because, as we talked about last week, the AC went out again, so they had to cut into the wall in the closet.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, you thought it was a leak in there.
Speaker 1Yeah, so you had to pull everything out. Did you have a bunch of stuff in the closet? Well, in there, yeah, so you had to pull everything out. Did you have a bunch of stuff in the closet? Or well, my wife had everything out, so that was her problem. I had to put it all back in. How much trouble did you get in wait? When did you buy this? You're just kidding. Thankfully it's all still in uh moving boxes, so we're good. The only thing that was out of the box was the proton pack, if you knew about that so was that the?
Speaker 1problem. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during that text thread. Hey, when the fuck did you buy this? How much was this? Pictures and question marks yeah, no, it's all still in moving boxes, so we're good. Oh, good, good.
Speaker 2Well, was that the problem?
Speaker 1So far. I'm nice and chilling here now. So did they find a leak or did they just replace?
Speaker 3everything in the wall.
Speaker 1You said they found a leak.
Speaker 2They already replaced the compressor once.
Speaker 1Yeah, so they came out and they fixed that, so I had to put everything back. I took my time, though I think I emptied a couple of boxes too.
Speaker 2So it was productive. So what they? Cut open your wall, fix the leak, patch up the wall.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, patched it and painted it Repaint.
Speaker 2Yeah, damn. All on Friday.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, no, maybe it was Thursday. Friday. Yeah, I think they were here Thursday for the air conditioner. On Friday they came back to fix the wall. And is this somebody that works with the prop? Do you have a home warranty on your stuff?
Speaker 2Yeah, it's still all under warranty because the house is still. I'm gonna say it's part part of construction. And a lot of people will tell you that whole one year thing. That's bullshit. They just try to convince people of that. Usually state law has trump for like, uh, uh, what's it called construction defect? You may have a one-year warranty, but you still have construction, different rights, defect rights, and most people don't know that. So so when their year's up, they're like, oh sorry, it's on our own now. No, you take that shit to defect. Because, especially if you threaten I'm going to talk to all my neighbors and we're going to go through a full-on construction defect for the build of this neighborhood. They don't want to hear that. So all you have to do is keep it quiet, stay on your side. If, if the year's up, don't matter, still give them a call. The moment they say, well, your warranty's up, you say, yeah, but my rights for construction defect is not. So you want to fix this, you want to deal with the construction defect.
Speaker 1Boom legal rights Vaguely inconsistent.
Speaker 2Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1This is the most educational episode we've ever done.
Speaker 2You better be careful. Duke's going to hear that he's going to think he's back at fucking EDC.
The Casita and Home Repairs
Speaker 1I know, huh, let me go find some drugs. Wait, no, not me. I didn't do any, I don't Drugs, oh no, what?
Speaker 2No, I passed there, let me go find some, as he just turns left.
Speaker 1Pass, pass, pass. That's me no.
Speaker 2I just know I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1I pass the duchy to the left-hand side. Oh, my god Glad the pool's coming along, my friend.
Speaker 1He said Tuesday they're allegedly kicking it all into high gear. They said they're coming out to start the landscaping. They're going to bring in the heavy construction to level everything, get rid of all the big rocks. They said about three weeks for landscaping, so we'll see, and then they're going to do the install of all the kitchen stuff at that point. Then, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're going to dig up the sewage line again, because we're going to run a sink next to the barbecue so that one will be run to the sewage line. The one by the pool they call it a French drain or some shit where it just drains out into the dirt. So water only. You can't put beer and fucking soda down there, or at least a lot of it. If you're hosing off the patio and somebody spills a soda, that's fine, right, but yeah, so the one by the grill will actually be like a full-on sink to pour shit down.
Speaker 2And that plug.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's the proper fucking route.
Speaker 2Yeah, why would you be wasting? Well, you never know. You get a drunk person who opens a beer. They don't finish it all.
Speaker 1They forget about it.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm, that should be the only excuse for that.
Speaker 1I just like the fact that I'll now be able to hop out of the pool and just go hide behind the casita and pee in the French drain.
Speaker 2Right, exactly.
Speaker 1And so I don't have to dry off to go in the house.
Speaker 2Wait, you're going to get out of the pool to pee.
Speaker 1Oh, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair. What is?
Speaker 2wrong with you I?
Speaker 1may have been asked the pool. Here People are like you've been in the pool for like three hours. I'm like, I'm good.
Speaker 2Swish, swish, swish. I didn't drink anything.
Speaker 1Swish, swish, swish, not wrong, there's a purple next to you. I should do that. Just put in some pee tablets, right, that would be kind of funny. Party foul, pee, pee, foul, wait, yeah, so hopefully that comes along.
Speaker 2Never mind, I'll ask that later.
Speaker 1Like offline.
Speaker 2We're definitely going to have to start doing an after hours, vaguely inconsistent, no, no no, that would be crazy.
Speaker 1If it wanted to be edited, I would just go over and like beep a bunch of shit out, just so it sounds like we're doing something scandalous like the jimmy kimmel, unnecessary censorship, the hey, how are you guys doing? How does my dick taste? Wait what the delirium we know how it tastes salting yo hey I mean I'm fasting and drinking a ton of water now, so hopefully it'll be by next december.
Speaker 2I'll be dialed in I was gonna say did you ever have your follow-up appointment for that other appointment?
Speaker 1dude I've been. I don't. I'm trying to figure out, like, until after the fourth of july, I just won't have time to be miserable for fucking four days, like that's really. What it boils down to is like I'm looking at my calendar, I'm like, no, I don't have a window that I can not fucking eat food for three days and not drink anything but water, like it's only a day and a half.
Speaker 1Come on no, they're gonna stretch it out longer because they're like, oh, since it didn't work this time it's going to be like yeah, since he's backed up. Yeah, wow. He still has fucking Happy Meals up in there from his 10th birthday. Well, from all those He-Man runs for the toys, it's like.
Speaker 2I don't have time, you have time. You still want to make the time? It's okay, just say it, own it.
Speaker 1I'm just trying to find a window that I don't have anything scheduled After the 4th of July. Things chill out for a little bit, so I mean not to talk about Japan again, but we got that today.
Speaker 2Oof.
Speaker 1I used it today and I ran the water.
Speaker 2I'm like, oh, I got to to go again.
Speaker 1I think I could go do a colonoscopy right now. You know what that happened to me once, where it was like a high, it was like turbo power and it was like and then more to see that that old zach and mary make a porno. I finally get that scene now you get ready to hit the bidet and like a little guy comes out and hands you out a little fireman's helmet. You're like wait, why is this? Oh, it's because it's on fucking fire.
Speaker 2Hose level pressure right but yeah, that was great. I was like, oh, there's more of that not anymore there's not.
Speaker 1There's no drip. Drip, you're like, and I don't even need to clear my. I don't need. Not only is my nose hair is good, my butt hair is also good yeah, it's gone I didn't even have to get them bleached, because they just got blown off it was power wash it's like the youtube video, where they're like you don't even see the sidewalk until we get done with it, and you're like yep, that's how that bidet was, oh yeah it's.
Speaker 2It's like can I use that for my headlights? I need to check it. I can't see at night. It's like I'll fix my car headlights too. Just blast away, y'all Just blast away.
Speaker 1I thought you said headlights and I'm like I need a picture of a bunch of little headlights. Like no, stop putting your head in the toilet, oh that is going to be a scene in a movie.
Speaker 2Oh my God, that would be so funny.
Speaker 1I will say that he's getting a swirly because it's cleaning up all the headlines. When we got married, we got married at the Paris. We're very fancy, so we're in the fucking honeymoon suite or whatever, and they have like a separate bidet there, right? So I'm like, oh, this is cool. So I'm like playing, that shit squirted me right in the face. I turned my head, my glasses go flying off everywhere my wife just fell over, just laughing, dying at me.
Speaker 2That should have been a sign. Never mind old wedding. The right response right there to die. Laugh at you doing that. That is the proper response right.
Speaker 115 years later, we're still laughing about right, oh my god, it's 20. 20 years, 20, really. All right, congratulations bud yeah, the 2020 uh 2005, so no, no, it's august august, right After your birthday.
Speaker 2Okay, august will be 20. Yeah, god, dog man, that's crazy Period yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever the years before that.
Speaker 1Seven before, so 27.
Speaker 2Was it seven?
Speaker 1It was 1997.
Speaker 2No 97. 97, dude Good lord.
Speaker 3So that's 28 years then.
Speaker 2Wow, I gotta hear this story story what was taking so long we were children at college.
Speaker 1I mean all right, that's fair.
Speaker 2I was gonna say ours. Ours, because because we were, I mean, off and on, obviously, but we started in 94, didn't get married until 06, but there's a lot of. Neither one of us cared. It was like, eh not a big deal, pretty much.
Speaker 1But yeah, no, we were in college and just working and then we moved here so she could be a teacher. Her parents, her mom, was always like you can't live in sin. I'm like have you ever moved to Church Woman? Sorry, what did you do? You moved to Sin City. You're like bitch. Now we can, it's legal right double sin, yeah, living in sin, in sin city, yep okay, how was it?
Speaker 2was it a quick wedding, like what's it called? The engagement to wedding? Was that long or short?
Speaker 1shit, I can't remember when we got engaged. I can write that shit down.
Speaker 2Well, do you remember how it felt Like?
Speaker 1as, in short, do you think it was a long, like, oh, we didn't get married until two years later? It was a few years?
Speaker 2yeah, it was a couple of few years yeah, so in that eight years, part of that includes the engagement. Okay, okay, that's not bad.
Speaker 1I bet she knows you should text her right now. When did we get engaged? Shut up, she's watching Wicked.
Speaker 2I'm not allowed to bother. Yeah, I was going to say as soon as she said she's watching Wicked, I'm like nope, Nope, he better be dying For real. It needs to be guaranteed it can't be maybe.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, left side goes numb and good enough. If we're not talking about Resuscitation, then it's not. Yeah, yeah, left side goes numb and good enough. If we're not talking about resuscitation, then it's not good enough.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1If I don't got to get out the resuscitate order, then we're going to have problems.
Speaker 2You smell burnt toast. You better taste burnt toast. I don't want to hear none of that. All of it's got to be exact.
Speaker 1Somebody burnt toast at work the other day. When we come out of briefing I'm like does anybody else smoke toast? I think I'm having a stroke. I gotta go home. And everyone's like no, jack, what are you talking about? You're like no, we'll call 911 for you. Your phone starts ringing You're fucking calling me what the? Fuck Right.
Speaker 2What is the nature of your medical emergency?
Speaker 1I smell toast.
Speaker 2I see that I would. I would be a smart ass and I will. That's what I would say. I pretend I'm on star trek. What is the nature of medical emergency?
Speaker 1uh, I, sometimes I have to ask that dude. I'm like, what do you want? I'm like, well, I'm like, no, you dialed 9-1-1. It's lifestyle numeracy. What do you want? I'm like, well, no, you dialed 911. It's a lifestyle emergency. What do you want?
Speaker 2I just have a question, oh God no, motherfucker, transfer Bye. All right, let me transfer you to 311.
Speaker 1Bye, Felicia.
Speaker 2Is that police? What non-emergency at 311? It's like 811 or something. Is 411 still a 411? 811 or something? Is 411 still at 411's information?
Speaker 1Yeah, 411's information 2-1-1 is called before you dig oh, no, like no 2-1-1 out.
Speaker 3Here is oh, is it 8-1-1 called? Before you dig.
Speaker 1Yes, 2-1-1 is like help us out of Nevada.
Speaker 3Copper. Somebody's stealing copper.
Speaker 1Right no that's still 9-1-1, sorry, wait, what's like Help of Southern Nevada, like for assistance, homelessness and medical stuff.
Speaker 2Oh okay, I don't understand why you Okay, all right, make it a little drug help.
Speaker 1That type of thing I don't know if that's a nationwide thing or not, or if it's just here.
Speaker 2And then the suicide one was at 99 or something. I thought they changed that too. So they need a five. So we're missing a 5-1-1, 6-1-1, 7-1-1. All these open opportunities.
Speaker 3Let's just start telling that shit Shut the fuck up and stop being a baby 5-1-1 if you want Lou to tell you to shut up and stop being a baby.
Speaker 2Why are you being a bitch man?
Speaker 1Lou's helpline. What can I fucking help you with? I'm having a problem. Are you now? Are you? I can?
Speaker 2imagine me fucking 5-1-1. Shit, oh, dude, I was about to say it. I was about to be Sam Jackson. Real quick, I thought I was in Jango Speaking of that. Bleeps, bleeps, bleeps. That would have been bleeps.
Speaker 1Lou, give him about 10 minutes and he'd be like really that's your problem. Number one I'm not hearing a problem here. And number two shut the fuck up, that sounds like a problem, it's not my problem.
Speaker 2You call for that shit. You sorry ass.
Speaker 1Out of all the stuff on your soundboard, you didn't have a beep. Come on.
Speaker 2Right, this is 5-1-1. You can call 7-1-1, which is I'm a bitch. Oh my God, that would be so funny. The advertiser for 5-1-1 would be Sam Jackson. From what is that that snake? Not the snakes they're playing, but the black bone snake, yeah, that one where he's just sitting there looking all crazy.
Speaker 2Yeah, I swear, that's already me. These, if I can get off my lawn, these me the, not my backyard. Oh my god, what are they doing now? I just don't know how you can live in an apartment. These, if I can get off my lawn, these me the nimbie, not my backyard. Oh my god, that's already. What are they doing now?
Speaker 1foes right here I just don't know how you can live in an apartment lou, because I feel like every single time you hear a step or a noise or anything you'd be like you know, I'm lucky that I have I'm looking around right now I'm lucky that I have like one neighbor that shares like one wall over here and then my bedroom.
Speaker 2Uh, one neighbor that shares one wall over here and then my bedroom. One neighbor there, the other two I'm on the corner. I've rarely ever heard anybody upstairs and then in front of the bedroom, because above me there's a patio. Every once in a while they open that sliding door. I'll hear that, but overall, dude, I don't hear shit, I just don't.
Speaker 1You'd be the one making most of the noise. Well, I'm not the one making most of the noise.
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying. Well, I'm not the one making the noise, she is.
Speaker 1They're like oh, we can't knock on that door. That's where the black guy lives.
Speaker 2You know what I've wondered that? Sometimes he finds all kinds of guns and shit in there, you ain't even lying. I've wondered if, like because don't get me wrong, you get loud in that bedroom it that people are like, oh, there's somebody going to knock on my door. This was probably four, three years ago, and it was. I wonder if they actually won't knock on my door because they know who lives there.
Speaker 1You know what?
Speaker 2I mean, it's like they know who lives there and it's like ain't nobody knocking my door because the last thing you need is piss me off. And people in Boulder are like we're not pissing off the black guy in Boulder we're not pissing off the black guy in boulder.
Speaker 1I, I know you have a, I know I know you have a strong dislike of snl, but the mr the latest mr robbins's neighborhood was hilarious. Like he's like kids. Today I have myself a new tv. We're gonna unbox it and then, like the people next door, come and knock on the door and he's like what? And they're like um, we had a tv and it said it was delivered oh, what you think, because I'm the black guy that I'm just going to automatically steal your TV?
Speaker 1Oh, my God and they're like no, no, no, Sorry, we're so sorry. No, no, no, Sorry. And then they hang up the door and he's like guess what? Kids?
Speaker 2Oh, wow, eddie Murphy. And it's not like a dislike of snl, it was just they just didn't. They were just not as funny anymore. Like the 80s, 90s, snl was fantastic, uh, but then they got all lefty on me and it's got less funny. Everyone don't be wrong. Every once in a while, the house of great ones I love the, the, the racist count when the news guys are trying to guess if it's a like a black crime or a white crime and they're like, okay, okay, that was me. This happened. It was like oh, a bicycle was. Okay, that's a white one. You know that shit was funny.
Speaker 1A box of donuts was stolen off.
Bidets and Bathroom Humor
Speaker 2You know. Or the one where the guys are reading their jokes from their co-worker for the first time, those ones on the news fricking hilarious, those are great, Uh, but usually it's racist shit that they're talking about or whatever, because those are the funny jokes. The other stuff they're talking about it was like oh man, bring back the writers from the nineties, um, and get some real jokes in here. So it's not so much an. Snl thing. If SNL is funny I will watch it.
Speaker 2A quality thing, A lot of times I'll have friends who watch it and they're like, oh, dude, you've got to watch this one. I'm like, all right, cool. They're like, oh, it's SNL, it's not like, it's Nabisco, Nabisco you've got to try this cracker.
Speaker 1No it Lou. Have you ever passed up tasting a cracker? Come on, let's be real.
Speaker 2Got him, got him. I think, hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, no, no, I think. No, that was a dream. That was a dream. No, that didn't happen.
Speaker 1Or, in your case, a nightmare. You're like no, no, no, I'm passing this up.
Speaker 2And you woke up and you're like holy shit, I was about to give up a good meal. What the hell man, what a quandary I would be in. What if I dropped some draws and she had an Abisko tattoo? What the hell am I?
Speaker 3supposed to do. It was an.
Speaker 2Abisko. That's crazy. And draws, and she had an Abisko tattoo. What the hell am I supposed to do? What's her name? Was it Abisko? Ah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1You're like why can't you be Hydrox?
Speaker 2What the hell? The thought of that's making me sweat. What the hell.
Speaker 1Why can't you be Montez? Why do you?
Speaker 3gotta be an Abisko.
Speaker 1No. That's craziness, she won a contest and just has like a box of, uh, like a tattoo of, like a box of wheat thins on your thigh and you're like damn it.
Speaker 2It's like man you girl. You were so cute too, maybe. Maybe thanks for that lou.
Speaker 1That was, that was. I mean, that was like. I mean I feel like Mickey Mantle at the Home Run Derby right now, where it's just like one of those ones where it goes into the yard like three backyards out.
Speaker 2Holy shit them dudes in the San.
Speaker 1Francisco Bay caught that one. Yeah, that shit.
Speaker 2Early was it late 90s, early 2000.
Speaker 1Barry bond's day is going on right now I'm just, I'm pointing to everybody right now like man that's yeah, I can't know, I'm not passing that up um, oh, my god. There is a show on Apple TV called Murderbot. That's pretty funny. I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 2Murderbot.
Speaker 1It has one of the Skarsgård brothers on it, one of the more handsomer ones, but he basically plays a. I guess it's based on a book. I never read the book.
Speaker 3So not.
Speaker 1Bill, then Not Liz. Boyd no no, no, not Liz Boyd.
Speaker 2The other. I was like I know who it's not.
Speaker 1And not Peter, the other one.
Speaker 2Is it?
Speaker 1Eric Is it Eric. No he played Eric on True Blood, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, he played Eric yeah.
Speaker 1So it's good. It's based on a novel. I guess the novel was pretty big, I'd ever read the novel but he basically plays a security uh like a security robot, like a security droid that goes on a on a quest with uh, goes on a quest with a group of people who are kind of pacifist explorers and don't really want him there, but they have to because that's how the corporation works. And the beginning of the show again, this isn't spoilers, because it is like literally the first thing that happens he's able to like remove his or disable his governorship, which means he can needlessly murder or wildly murder if he wants to. And then he realizes like why? Why would he want to do that? Because then then he would have to figure out something else to do.
Speaker 1He's like I could steal this rover and leave them all here in the middle of nowhere. And he's like, but why? Like, what would I do then? And I'm like same, same, yep, I totally, yep, I could totally feel where you're coming from there. So very dry humor, but that's my type of humor, so I've enjoyed it. So far it's been pretty good. We started watching White Lotus, ah yeah.
Speaker 1When I started I was hoping that it would be weird, like weird shit would happen, Like poltergeisty stuff.
Speaker 2Oh wait, Season 1. So you're on season 1.
Speaker 1No, we're on season 3 now, oh wait, no, no, season one. So you're on season one, yes, okay. No, we're on season three. Now Shit.
Speaker 2Oh, so you started watching the last season, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, but you watched the other ones.
Speaker 2Or season three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no we started.
Speaker 1We're on season three now. Okay, no, I was just like how far into it. Um, um, well, we're on season three, episode three or four now, but it's nice that you could start with season three. You don't necessarily have to watch one and two to know correct. That's the one thing I do really like about white lotus is like yeah, if you have somebody like I mean, there are people that are crossover, but if you don't know who they are, like they make a very good.
Speaker 3It doesn't matter Exactly yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, there's. There's nothing tying them to what happened before.
Speaker 1Season two needed season one but I'm saying, like if you had just started with season two like they made a point on who she was from the beginning, like the like, so, so there was no, like if you had no, what you would get more out of the show if you'd watch season one, sure, but like if you started watching season three and you see greg and you're like, oh sorry, spoilers for people who haven't watched the show, even though it's been done for like a couple months now um, but you don't know who greg is from, from, from lou one yeah yeah, then you're it's, but.
Speaker 1But they do a good enough job explaining who he is at the beginning there's something hinky going on with him.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, so you're not like wait. Why is everybody? They're focusing on this other character who's not part of the main cast. Why are they doing that? They do a good job of explaining who he is. I will say I didn't even see Papa Malfoy's dog, though, explaining who he is. I will say I didn't need to see papa malfoy's dong, though. That shit was funny. I didn't even see it, though, and uh, and and baby schwarzenegger's schwarzenegger. I haven't got that far yet. Oh sorry, never mind spoilers.
Speaker 2I haven't seen any of it, so I see schwarzen penis.
Speaker 1Um, it's I. I'm enjoying it, though. I mean it. It's character drama, so I'm good with that. I think I was expecting weird shit to go on Murder mystery kind of stuff like that.
Speaker 2Still too early, apparently.
Speaker 1Season 3, it doesn't start out like the other two seasons, with a body. It does, and then you're like, who is that? And then it goes. Oh, one week earlier.
Speaker 2I was going to say, was it another? We don't know whose body it is.
Speaker 1Yeah yeah, we don't know who it was like a somebody got shot. I enjoyed it, but I also like Rick a lot, so I was very happy. She is the fucking man. Mr Underappreciated Guy's been grinding for fucking 30 years and is finally getting his flowers.
Speaker 2Man, I don't even know if I've watched anything.
Speaker 1really I don't know if I'm watching anything, you know what I'm watching old stuff.
Speaker 2I introduced a little girl to coupling.
Speaker 1Never heard of it. Is that like talking?
Speaker 2It's not quite, not quite, that's that's like Say it again Cuckling. Cuckling.
Speaker 1yes, I'll sit over here in the corner while you watch this show.
Speaker 2Four seasons of British Friends.
Speaker 1Okay, coupling, and it's pretty damn hilarious. No, isn't it. It's coupling right. Yeah, that's what he said.
Speaker 2Coupling, coupling. There is no E after the L. It's not coupling, it is coupling. It changes.
Speaker 1You need to beep all that out If it's a coo, then it's coo-ling. All you hear is the beginning of him like coo-ling.
Speaker 2All you hear is the beginning of it Cuckling, coo-ling, coop-ling. It could be any of those ASMR.
Speaker 1I still prefer cuckling.
Speaker 2What it cannot be is cuck-ling.
Speaker 1I mean it could be if you put an E in there. It's like when people say real-iter, it's real-ter.
Speaker 2Real-ter. What about the?
Speaker 1difference between yeah, real masonry and masonry missionary man if, if the guy shows up at the front door and say he needs a missionary in your backyard, you've hired the wrong guy. Well, I mean, you are in Vegas, so I guess there is a 50-50 shot.
Speaker 2Yeah, that did happen.
Speaker 1This is why the pool is taking so long, because they keep showing up and doing missionary instead of missionary work. That's why there was still a hole in the wall. Because the masonry didn't come for his missionary Because the mason didn't show up, yeah, to do his masonry.
Speaker 2Didn't come for his missionary Because the mason didn't show up, yeah, to do his masonry work. Right.
Speaker 1Oh Christ.
Speaker 3Oh, oh.
Speaker 1I think there's a couple TV shows that are coming back. I don't Summer.
Speaker 2It should be September until new shows come Don't get me wrong. Some networks do summer the short season.
Speaker 1There are some summer shows, I don't know. Strange New Worlds comes back, I think beginning of July.
Speaker 2Yeah, first week of July.
Speaker 1I'm really upset that the last season's only going to have six episodes. What last season they going?
Speaker 2to have six episodes? What?
Speaker 1last season.
Speaker 2They've got like three more seasons, two more seasons and then the last season.
Speaker 1It's supposed to be five seasons Two more Two and a half really.
Speaker 2They just finished. Two, right, so we have three. Four, so they have three and four, and then the last season, and then they wrap it up in five.
Speaker 1They already said, the last season's only going to be six episodes.
Speaker 2That's fine, as long as it wraps it up properly. I don't care, you can do it in one episode if it's done right. Just make sure you do it right. That's all I care about. I mean, they could also just make seasons three and four and combine five into it if they really wanted to. So I'll be happy you're getting a fifth season.
Speaker 1It'll be a.
Speaker 2British season of six episodes, but still, but still, because coupling, coupling not coupling coupling is also or cooling or coupling is also coupling. Six or seven episodes a season Coupling.
Speaker 1Let's see what do we have coming up. Are you guys excited about the last season of Squid Game?
Speaker 2I didn't watch the first season, I didn't watch the second season, yet I didn't watch the first. I didn't watch the second season, yet I didn't watch the first, so whatever.
Speaker 1But now you can binge it all at once.
Speaker 2That's true.
Speaker 1Eventually.
Speaker 2I haven't even seen season five of Yellowstone.
Speaker 1We have what? Two weeks before Ironheart comes out, they just dump it. Good lord, it's like three episodes.
Speaker 2We have nine days, three episodes and then three more episodes a week, so four drops total. Because I guess they think it sucks, so they have to do it that way, like Echo.
Speaker 1Trainwreck a look at one of the most gripping, bizarre and sometimes horrifying events that once dominated mainstream. What the heck Trainwreck? Okay, I mean, I might check that out Like those Faces of Death movies.
Speaker 2I was going to say so, Faces of Death came back around.
Speaker 3That's exactly what I was thinking bro.
Speaker 2As soon as he said that, I'm all like oh so Faces of Death is a thing again.
Speaker 1It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2That was a good series, and South Park also comes out on the same day. Faces of Death.
Speaker 1Oh, south Park, yeah, season fucking 27.
Speaker 2Dude, I can't believe that's only like eight episodes or something like that.
Speaker 1It's been like that the last couple years, though, yeah.
Speaker 2I saw that they changed it.
Speaker 1They picked their target. They're going to make fun of it in pop culture.
Speaker 2Run it out and call it a day, yep, and we'll see you next season.
Speaker 1Dexter Resurrection Hell. Yep, and we'll see you next season.
Speaker 2Dexter Resurrection Hells yeah, another one, jesus.
Speaker 1Yeah Well, the last one that came on earlier this year was a prequel to how we started yeah. This one's a sequel, because he died again oh my God. In the last revival season.
Speaker 3I haven't seen that yet.
Speaker 1Now he's going to this one. He gets an invitation from the serial killer aficionado. He invites all these serial killers to New York for some serial killer competition. I don't know, it's Dexter. I'm going to fucking watch it.
Speaker 2I haven't seen. After the main series ended. I haven't watched anything after that. Do I need to? Is it good?
Speaker 1I enjoyed it, if you liked De dexter, aside from how it ended, which was kind of bullshit right and off, uh, but dexter res, no new blood or whatever the fuck it was. That one was good and um the prequel the prequel was good was good okay, the casting and the prequel was spot on dude.
Speaker 2Okay, I'll have to give it a shot then. Christian Slater Christian Slater played his dad right.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Foundation. I don't know what that is. I think it's based on a book series. Sounds like masonry.
Speaker 1What's the little blurb? Based on the award-winning novels by Isaac Asimov, this story chronicles a Band of exiles On their monumental journey to save humanity and rebuild civilization amid the fall of the galactic empire. As an 86 on rotten tomatoes fall of the galactic empire I'm guessing that's. I mean, maybe it's star wars, but probably not. Maybe star wars adjacent, not if it was asimov.
Speaker 2Yeah, this is the non-Skywalker. Asimov.
Speaker 1Not non-Skywalker.
Speaker 2Ask him off. That's what I did to myself earlier. Ask me off, they'll feel the burn.
Speaker 1Sandman Either of you guys watching Sandman Comic book one? Yeah, I don't like that. It comes out on July 24th so you guys will probably get inund that.
Speaker 2The comic book one. Yeah, you guys, it's July 20th.
Speaker 1It comes out on July 24th, so you guys will probably get inundated with shit at Comic-Con for that Likely.
Speaker 2Why 24? No, it'd be too late for that right.
Speaker 1No, they still talk about it, I guess.
Speaker 2Plus they'll be promoting it.
Speaker 1Oh, that's a good point.
Speaker 2That's a good point. Point it'll be, there'll be a fan you'll.
Speaker 1You'll have they'll have like, uh, keep yourself. Yeah, they'll. You're right, you'll have swag for that one of the bags or something. Yeah, uh, twisted metal season two.
Speaker 2Jack did your hell yeah hell, yeah, I'm all about that. That was a good one, that was fun. That's where I, that's where I learned in season one where you should kill somebody for not picking up after your dog. It was from watching that show because that happened and again, I guarantee nobody else will not pick up after your dog. It's just a perfect punishment. I don't get it.
Speaker 1We have Wednesday Season 2. Did you guys watch Wednesday Season?
Upcoming Movies and TV Shows
Speaker 21?. I didn't realize it was coming out already, but yep, I'm down for it. Alien Earth Hells yeah, I did not know too much about that until recently. A girl brought it up and I was like whoa.
Speaker 1It has Oliphant in it. I don't give a fuck. Oliphant and Aliens Done that man is handsome. The Terminal List, season 2. Do you guys remember the Terminal?
Speaker 2List. Oh yeah, I watched that.
Speaker 1Chris Pratt.
Speaker 2His family gets murdered and yeah, well, yeah, but because he didn't die, because he was, she was trying to find out what was going on. That was a great. That was a great series. I like it.
Speaker 1Like he got accused of being the killer first, right and then had to, but then he he couldn't he couldn't Well, but I mean used his, his. They used his memory, his foggy memory, against him for that right like so the whole season was him like putting the pieces back together. Um, peacemaker, season 2 hell yeah you have to watch it to watch.
Speaker 3Superman to understand Superman.
Speaker 1Gen V, season 2 Hells yeah, let's see what's this.
Speaker 2The lowdowns. That's straight as BET plus.
Speaker 1Then October. I mean we're in October now Marvel Zombies October. How many times have you called your cable provider To just have them get BET off your?
Speaker 2Yeah, you can do it yourself. You can just go to the channel and you can remove it. When you change up and down, it's not even there. You can do it yourself. I learned that day when I got my cable.
Speaker 1Yeah, there's a bunch of stuff that's like TBD, but yeah.
Speaker 2Got some stuff coming up between what's TBD.
Speaker 1Yeah, we stuck my name. We passed August and shit and then September.
Speaker 2Oh, that's like regular season.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's stuff where they've announced it, but they don't have a date for it.
Speaker 3Yeah, the only thing that's far out is online.
Speaker 1They're like, oh, we're going to have season two of this show, but it's probably even still in production. I'm guessing a lot of it is yeah, like Fallout's in like December or some shit.
Speaker 2I thought Fallout was next year also. Damn.
Speaker 1No, it's December. Cool cool, hell yeah.
Speaker 2That was good. Hey, right around time for you to take your trip to Stateline.
Speaker 1Right Ugh, that's gonna be a busy weekend, so that's like's a three-day show, three-day con. But also that designer con that Roosevelt is coming here for is that weekend. Oh damn You're going to be doing a lot of driving.
Speaker 2You're going to be beat the hell up.
Speaker 1I'm like maybe we'll just get a room at Buffalo Bills and we'll just stay there for the weekend. Maybe we'll just drive into town, do the con and then go back.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's not bad actually.
Speaker 1I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 3Maybe the shirts will suck, but I'm hoping they do it floral.
Speaker 1I'm hoping for a floral and golden knights colors. I don't want raiders If you do a floral and golden knights colors sold. Or what about aces? Would you do aces? Because that's like purple, like a light purple and a light blue no, that's just silver and black bro is it colors? Yeah, yeah, once which team was it?
Speaker 1I thought one of the w I thought one of the wnba teams had like a purple and like the jerseys were black but like the outline of the of the numbers and name were like pipe. It were like piping purple and blue piping. I thought that was the Aces.
Speaker 2No, minnesota's purple, but I thought they were white and gray or something, not black.
Speaker 1Atlanta's black and red, that'd be hilarious if it was green and yellow because they're like oh, we thought the A coming right oh, that's funny those are already supposed to go on sale soon. The psls are supposed to go up soon, are you? Are you guys gonna get them?
Speaker 2because I can't, I don't enjoy baseball that much I will go on star wars night and funko pop night 81 games you'd be selling a lot of tickets yeah, yeah, no, not interested enough baseball tickets. At least always get cheap enough, I mean so it might be crazy there because first professional baseball team, but yeah it might be, but it'll yeah I don't know, I don't think it'll be horrible.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I mean it's so so the uh savannah bananas are in my youtube feed and it's hilarious to me. It's like for them to go to like angel stadium, which hasn't been sold out in fucking decades just, and then they show up lately. People are fucking hanging from the rafters and shit and I'm just like that's crazy to me, like they actually had to bring all the ushers in instead of just five.
Speaker 2Actually, I lost the raffle for that here in Denver, but my niece won, so I'll be able to go to that.
Speaker 1Nice, we'll have to do a podcast where you talk about your experience, because it looks like it's a very different experience than just a normal baseball game. The Harlem Globetrotters of baseball are some shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, my ex and her mom went last year.
Speaker 1I'm going to go visit her, hold on she's like hey, y'all. She don't live too far away. She don't live too far away, cuckling happening Cuckling.
Speaker 2So they went last year. I mean, I knew a little bit about it, but I got the experience. I was watching the game on tv when they were at the game and I'm like that looks fun as hell. So I signed up and tried failed, but, like I said, my niece got through, so I'll be able to go in the background they actually had roosevelt's for him a couple years ago. Oh snap, yeah, the for the bananas, yeah that's super cool, but they but you're right, they look fun, they look just straight up fun.
Speaker 1Actually, when the girls were at Disney without me a bit ago, they had a whole big Savannah banana thing. I guess obviously when they sold out Angel Stadium.
Speaker 2Yeah, that'd be a fun one. So if you get an opportunity, they're out there. Sign your stuff up on the list, go. All right, have your stuff up on the list, go, have a blast because they both of them that went last year both of them were just raving about how much fun they had All right, all right.
Speaker 1I think, Roosevelt took us up.
Speaker 2Right for real. The only downside is, like you know, summer hot Right Outside. I'm going to be Japanese and get an umbrella.
Speaker 1But hey Lou, at least there won't be any sand.
Speaker 2That is true. Why you don't watch Sandman?
Speaker 1Just in case, I will work on getting the list of trailers for the rest of the year out so we can talk about that next week.
Speaker 2Where are we at right now? We got Ballerina Woods last week. No, you said TV shows. You were giving us TV shows.
Speaker 1No, no, no, I did movies way earlier, so like next week is F1. The week after that is Jurassic Park, the week after that is Superman.
Speaker 3Superman is like the week after, the weekend after, when's 28 years later.
Speaker 2What's that When's 28 years later?
Speaker 1Oh sorry, 28 years later is next week F1's. In two weeks That'll be in 2053,.
Speaker 2Lou, Wait what I didn't hear what you said 28 years later, 2053.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2What did you say though? Oh, 2053. Okay, that's the part. I missed the 2053 part.
Speaker 1Alright, let's see real quick.
Speaker 3And then, yeah, smurfs, don't forget about Smurfs?
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I'm going to forget about Smurfs.
Speaker 1This upcoming week is Elio. Who's that?
Speaker 2person. Oh, Elio that dude's going to bomb.
Speaker 1Elio's going to bomb Elio.
Speaker 2Elio.
Speaker 1Then, 28 years later, that's this upcoming week.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Then F1. Yeah, then F1. That actually starts on Wednesday. Early access.
Speaker 2That's weird. Oh no, july 4th weekend right.
Speaker 1So they're just getting ahead of it. Megan 2.0, the same.
Speaker 2Also July 4th weekend, the weekend before.
Speaker 1We have tickets for the 30th or something for Megan.
Speaker 2What's July 4th weekend? What's the Wednesday drops for July 4th weekend? The weekend before.
Speaker 1It's coming out the week before. We have tickets for the 30th or something for Megan.
Speaker 2What's July 4th weekend? What's the Wednesday drops for July 4th weekend?
Speaker 1Jurassic World is the big one for the actual 4th of July.
Speaker 2That's the only one, that's Wow. Okay, I could have swore something is going up against Fantastic Four at the end of July.
Speaker 1I was surprised. I was like why are you going up against, then, superman comes out on the 8th.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm sure that's doing well on pre-sales.
Speaker 1I know what you did last summer the sequel.
Speaker 2Oh boo next Hell yeah.
Speaker 1Fantastic Four is coming out on the 24th, so Superman will get like two weeks. There's nothing coming out, really the week after.
Speaker 2Superman Wait, wait, wait. What's coming out with Fantastic Four?
Speaker 1I'm getting there. Fantastic Four is like the last one, Right you just said it.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1Fantastic Four is coming out on July 28th, 28th, 24th, sorry.
Speaker 2That's not right. Yeah, I know, but my question was what else is I'm looking?
Speaker 1I actually don't see anything coming out. Oh the.
Speaker 3Naked.
Speaker 1Gun, oh, the Naked Gun is August. Maybe that's it. It's coming out on August 1st, damn it.
Speaker 2Something is coming out soon and it's going against one of these heavy hitters and I was all like why in the hell would they drop that at the same time as one of these heavy hitters? I can't remember who the hell it was, damn it.
Speaker 1Oh well, I don't know, even looking at advanced ticket sales, it goes Jurassic Park, superman, fantastic Four, nobody 2. When's Nobody 2 come out? August 15th, I thought that was a fall draft, so that's cool. Jaws 50th anniversary is coming out, the middle of August I think. I'll take the girls to see that, since they haven't seen it.
Speaker 2And you just got them stuffed animals.
Speaker 1Right, so now you got to watch it.
Speaker 2Let's see Indie. Special movie was this one? So next one is what? Sunset Boulevard I have the photo of the thing at the movie theater, august or whatever. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Speaker 1I'll be interested. So they're actually doing an AMC screen unseen, like what you went to.
Speaker 2Lou, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Cool.
Speaker 1They're doing that on July 7th. I wonder what that would be.
Speaker 2What day of the week.
Speaker 3July 7th.
Speaker 2I wonder what that would be. What day of the week? July 7th? Monday, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th? Yeah, so that's a Monday. So what's coming out within two weeks of that? Because, like I said, life of Chuck that I saw came out two weeks later, kung.
Speaker 1Fu Panda 4.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, Does it tell you what rated it is? Because mine was rated, let me see, and it told me that before I bought a ticket. So check the rating it is rated r so I'm guessing not. So look for a rated r movie that comes out.
Speaker 1It's kung fu panda 4 and the pic.
Speaker 2The picture is just poe with a fucking heart in his hand like yeah yeah, okay, that would get me to watch a Kung Fu Panda movie. I think I saw the first one and that's it. Now I'd watch that. So check for Raider of Movies on the 18th or 25th.
Speaker 1I bet it's Naked Gun. But Naked Gun hasn't been rated yet, or at least it doesn't show it as being rated.
Speaker 2Wouldn't be far, though no Naked Guns comes up too far away. Like I said, look for something that comes out the 18th or the 25th, or the 11th or the 18th rather, and I can't imagine this is going to be one of the heavy hitters.
Speaker 1I know what you did last summer, maybe, but that one's not rated either.
Speaker 3That's got to be rated R.
Speaker 2There's blood dripping off the hook on the poster, and that's coming out on the 18th, so that'll be coming out a week later. I mean, like I said, I only went to two, but the two I've seen were kind of artsy movies, but that's not all they do. They announced they had some other decent stuff that wasn't artsy that they've done. So now you got me curious. I'm looking to see if we have a July 7th one coming out. Like I said, it's the same day.
Speaker 1Or maybe the Home same day, or maybe the Home.
Speaker 2That sounds like a.
Speaker 1Sundance movie. It comes out on the 25th and it's an R-rated movie. That's possible. It's the only one that I've clicked on that actually has a rating. The rest of them all say no rating. I guess it could also maybe be Together the one with Alison Brie and Franco, where they're like a married couple, and I'll put the trailer in the list for next week, but that comes out on the 27th or the 30th, so that's within a couple weeks.
Speaker 2That's too far away. Again, I'm only basing it off of the two that I've seen they both come out within like 12 days. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1I watched it on a Monday, that movie was going to drop on the Friday or the.
Speaker 2Friday after I've seen both come out within like 12 days. Yeah, it was, it was. I watched it on a Monday. That movie was going to drop on the Friday or the Friday after, so it was like um it would have to be 11th or 18th If they stick to that path either way, I think.
Speaker 2I think if I get the email from Cinemark, um uh, I'm gonna go do it too. I, I'm going to go do it too. I enjoyed it, as long as I don't have a meeting that night. It's kind of cool Again, and it's not full price. It's part of the tight white Tuesday prices, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, and if there's nothing else that you want to watch or haven't, you know, like if it's an off week or maybe, you've already seen it it's a surprise movie that you might not have gone and seen it anyway. I agree you probably have already seen Superman, so like, yeah, it won't be, you know.
Speaker 2Yeah Well, yeah, oh well. I'll tell you what I mean. I did go Monday and then Tuesday that week I went. I was able to do tightwad Tuesday after the, after the cheap cheapskate fucking Monday. So it was great 10 bucks, a couple of movies.
Speaker 2Right, yeah, yeah I want to sign up for those, but the last couple have been ours, so I'm like yeah, like I told you, it just depends, right, because life of chuck it was just a couple of f-bombs here and there it would have been fine but when you walk in and they're like 28 years later and you're like, oh nope, sorry, little one. Okay, I'm glad you enjoyed your popcorn.
Speaker 1Let's go yep, let's go walk into deadpool and wolverine with it.
Speaker 2Just walk up and look for a different movie and just walk into that theater.
Speaker 1We did take her to see Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 2I was going to say she was with us, they were with us.
Speaker 1They didn't even give it a second look. That was hilarious. People in San Diego don't give a fuck. They're like fuck up your kids, it's fine.
Speaker 2That reminds me it's almost time to get the advance tickets for Fantastic Four.
Speaker 1That's been time, bro. Just pick a day and we'll fucking go.
Speaker 2Okay.
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Speaker 1Yeah, and let me know, so then I can also try to hit it in that same ballpark. That might also be a Friday movie for me, though. I mean I'm a huge fan of Tightwad Tuesday, but movie for me, though. I mean I'm a huge fan of Tightwad Tuesday, but I might do Superman and Fantastic Four on Friday, just because.
Speaker 3I know my yeah there's just some stuff you gotta pay full price for on YouTube.
Speaker 1For spoilers.
Speaker 3I know my.
Speaker 1YouTube feed is just gonna be inundated with all the bullshit and I'm just like Superman's gay.
Speaker 2It's likely gonna be a Thursday for me. I will catch the Thursday show for Superman. I think that's the only one. What was the other one you were talking about? Because I think that's the only? One I want to catch Thursday. Oh well, that's probably going to be Like Jack's. Like, just get it, I'm like that's probably Thursday night also.
Speaker 1I mean it makes sense for you guys At least being in San Diego.
Speaker 2Yeah, definitely spoiled by Friday. I mean, let's be real. Yeah, I hope you guys will be welcome.
Speaker 1People will be showing up with fucking cosplay for Friday. That's spoiling, Although if there's some chicks painted silver, I'd be alright with that If they want to do that. Coming to say your world has been selected for destruction.
Speaker 2I was like girl, destroy my world, then Come get some.
Speaker 1Have you ever seen Cuckling? I want to look like them. Dudes in the fucking.
Speaker 2Mad Max movie. She's like no. She's like no, because that's not a thing. I'm like good answer, girl, good answer. I'm in love, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Speak the Queen's English to me, bloody hell.
Speaker 2I'm in love. Oh yeah, speak the Queen's English to me. What's up with that spotted dick? Wait, no, no, I have cream for that it's a mole.
Speaker 1I was born that way.
Speaker 2You said you wouldn't make fun of me.
Speaker 1You lied, oh shit Well. I know at the beginning we were trying to figure out what we were going to fill up an hour and a half with and we're at an hour and 30 seconds right now, boys, yeah, we just randomly went up and down the damn scales.
Speaker 3Yeah, we did.
Speaker 2Yeah, keep this going. We're going to get to a couple of hours, but we're not really going to get there.
Speaker 1A couple, a couple, wait, a couple. Is that cows that?
Speaker 3are married.
Speaker 2A couple.
Speaker 1They don't have to be married, duke, it's 2025. People don't always get married.
Speaker 2Stop putting people in boxes, duke. They just cohabitate, they just happen to share the same structure.
Speaker 1Yeah, they share the same cow pen. They like eating out of the same hay bale thing.
Speaker 2That's allowed. That is allowed Nobody cares.
Speaker 1He always lets her eat first. It's fine, because when you put a ring on it, it's in her nose. Exactly he just punches the ear Bing.
Speaker 2For the record, if she's a cracker, I'm eating first, just saying.
Speaker 1If we find ourselves a cracker cow, I'll be sure to let you know, Lou.
Speaker 2Hell yeah.
Speaker 1Where's the beef?
Speaker 2See that brother was in a mood.
Speaker 1I'm just going to. Every time I go in the future, anytime I hear a cow going like she did not clean up after herself or her kids, I'm going to be like, oh shit, that's a cow for Lou.
Speaker 2Like oh MC.
Speaker 1Can you please go say something to her.
Speaker 2Because it's so hard, terrible.
Speaker 1Oh shit, All right, Lou needs to go to bed because he was tired when we started this shit.
Speaker 2I'm going to go have some water and just go right back to sleep. Tomorrow's going to be a long day. It's hot and I got inspections to do. A couple of those properties have to walk. I got to walk the bitches. It's going to be a long day.
Speaker 1It is supposed to rain here next weekend. That's crazy.
Speaker 2Wait, wait, wait. That's not normal for the time of year and up in that area that's not a normal thing.
Speaker 1I mean it is, but it was fucking 95 a week ago.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, okay, I got you.
Speaker 1So for it to be 95 and now it's like low 70s and next week it's going to be like 56 and raining. It was 108 today.
Speaker 2I don't want to hear it, shit I was going to say I'm looking at mine right now and we got 90s, 90s, 74, and then 90s, 90s. I was like what the hell? Oh, my god, this is going to be so hot the next day.
Speaker 1Poor old guys talking about weather. We are our parents.
Speaker 2We're the commercial. What was that commercial? What was that commercial for us?
Speaker 1Damn you Cloud Yep.
Speaker 2For real. I'm definitely that fool. I own that. I get moody.
Speaker 1I've been like that since you were like 12. Lou the second, you could wave your fist. You've been that guy.
Speaker 2No, it didn't hit me until I was like in my teens, so it wasn't 12.
Speaker 1Lou three months old Windows open.
Speaker 2Every time you open the fridge it costs a quarter.
Speaker 1Lou's pushing his little stepstool from potty training over to the thermostat. Who's touching the shit?
Speaker 2Right, just look it up. I'm like that meme with the little kids.
Speaker 1What do you mean? The Chiefs didn't win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 1What do you mean? Eggs only cost $4?.
Speaker 2I'll tell you what, though I will spend some money on AC. I got an electric bill and if it's hot it's like, okay, ac was on a bunch of times. It's fine, I'll make it. Put the heat on to come to winter and I get that bill on to come to winter and I get that bill. Put some more clothes on. What's wrong with?
Speaker 3you.
Speaker 2Put your pants on. Why are you walking around like that? Put the clothes on, you won't be cold.
Speaker 1I'll be calling you Donald Duck. What the fuck? No, For real. It's not that you don't appreciate it, but if you're cold you fix that shit. And a sailor hat. Who walks around with a sailor hat.
Speaker 2I was going to say I said what I said, jack.
Speaker 1She got the freebie from the Stranger Things booth and it's the little Chips Ahoy, the Sales Ahoy hat.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Oh shit, Alright, boys, let's go to bed.
Speaker 2Roleplay is a thing. It's okay. Yep, she has the white erase board. Wait, why are you erasing white? What are you doing?
Speaker 1Weird thing is Lou is always the demo.
Speaker 3It's weird.
Speaker 1He's always the upside down. It's weird.
Speaker 2That was the other part of this morning. So yeah, alright, that's it. And on that note, you can spend a week figuring out what he means.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was the other part of this morning. So, yeah, all right, that's it.
Speaker 3And on that note you can spend the week figuring out what he means.
Speaker 1Yeah, talk about it in the comments.
Speaker 3Oh yeah.
Speaker 2Make your guesses, y'all.
Speaker 1And Lou has a whole week to figure out what he meant.
Speaker 2Lou had a lot of blood rushing to his head. He knew exactly what he meant.
Speaker 1All right, gentsents, have yourselves a good week.
Speaker 2Next time we talk.
Speaker 1You won't be on the boat yet. I'll be at Disney World, it'll be in the future.
Speaker 2You'll be able to do this.
Speaker 1I'll be able to make my gang signs and make all the cool explosions behind me. I don't think I want to bring my laptop. We'll see.
Speaker 2There's no reason to. We can chill, it's all good.
Speaker 1You can do it by phone If you have to do it by phone If not peace. When are you guys heading out? Not peace, I'll tell you offline. Okay, bye, bye-bye.
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