Vaguely Inconsistent
Three friends hanging out talking about life and all of our interests. Everything from Star Wars to sports.
Vaguely Inconsistent
Beyond the Sand: Jack's Florida Voyage from Batuu to High Seas
Use Left/Right to seek, Home/End to jump to start or end. Hold shift to jump forward or backward.
Send us a text message! Tell us what you think!
Dive into a hilarious and detailed exploration of Disney magic both on land and sea as Jack shares his recent adventure to Walt Disney World and aboard the Disney Wish cruise. The journey kicks off with Galaxy's Edge comparisons that Star Wars fans won't want to miss—from subtle theming differences to exclusive merchandise like the coveted gray Loth Cat mug that prompted the entire trip.
You'll feel like you're right there experiencing the Disney cruise embarkation process, complete with ceremonial welcomes and the mad dash to secure dining reservations. The rotational dining system emerges as a surprising highlight, with Jack revealing the insider secret that has fellow foodies buzzing: you can order unlimited filet mignon, appetizers, and desserts at no extra cost. "Just tell that bro 'I want three of them,'" Jack explains, detailing how Disney's family-style dining elevates the cruise experience.
Marvel enthusiasts will appreciate the deep dive into the ship's Worlds of Marvel restaurant, where interactive "quantum generators" at each table allow guests to help Ant-Man and the Wasp during dinner, culminating in surprise character appearances. Meanwhile, parents will find valuable insights on the kids club system that had Jack's daughter happily disappearing for most of the voyage, returning only for shows and dinner.
The podcast hits peak hilarity during discussions of Beach Day, revealing the stark personality differences between Jack, who happily napped on the sand, and co-host Lew, whose theoretical sand-phobia becomes a running joke. "You say 'beach' and I'm out," Lew declares, triggering waves of laughter as the hosts imagine scenarios where this knowledge could be weaponized.
Whether you're planning your own Disney vacation or just enjoy entertainment-filled travel stories, this episode delivers authentic perspectives, practical tips, and enough laughs to make you feel like you're sitting at the table with three friends sharing their unfiltered vacation tales. Ready to set sail with us? The gang's already planning their next cruise adventure—and this time, they'll all be together!
Voice intro and music
Intro music by Alex Grohl
AlexGrohl - Pixabay
Florida Adventures and Disney World Trip
Speaker 1figment yeah, figment kicked everybody else off the headset, hells yeah who's the low rider on?
Speaker 4who's that guy?
Speaker 3uh, he's a, a dragon from uh, one of the upcut rides.
Speaker 1Journey into the imagination but that hasn't been a ride in decades. No, it still. It still is. It still is Okay. Yeah, yeah, he's. He's like a second tier, though he doesn't get as much notoriety as a lot of the other.
Speaker 3Exactly, I was in. Florida last week. That's how come we missed yeah. I actually ran into the president while I was there he went to.
Speaker 1Mar-a-Lago golf.
Speaker 3Yeah, he went to mar-a-lago golf. Yeah, I asked him. I said, bro, you listened to the podcast and he said fuck they're doing.
Speaker 4They don't know what the fuck they're doing. They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 2They don't know what the fuck they're doing. That was the stuff he's working on fair.
Speaker 1I mean not he's, for I have to for one time the one time he's not wrong. I he's not wrong.
Speaker 4For one time, he's not wrong. He's not wrong. I'm sure he's referring to leftists, but yeah, he's definitely not wrong. No, he was talking about us.
Speaker 1Yeah, he was talking about the podcast.
Speaker 4Oh, okay.
Speaker 1Sorry Lou.
Speaker 4That's also true though.
Speaker 3Yeah, when we got off the ship and I saw him, I'm like the president did not just drop an F-bomb on live TV.
Speaker 4Sure enough, fine with me. I would wish more presidents to drop F-bombs.
Speaker 3But if Obama did, you'd lose your shit. You'd be like nope, impeach him Worst president ever.
Speaker 4If it was Obama, I'd expect that he's black or half anyway, he was a well-spoken man.
Speaker 3He didn't have to use bad words.
Speaker 4Was he a well-spoken man? Well, he is a great stand-up philosopher. I'll give him that.
Speaker 1How was your trip, Jack? How was the time off?
Speaker 4Just transition right back to Just like no, not volunteer.
Speaker 1Can't you wait until I'm gone on a Sunday again?
Speaker 4No, it's more fun when you're there, because you're on the other side, so we get to hear your opinion as well.
Speaker 3He's not allowed to. He lost that right? No, it was cool. We left Friday morning to go to Flo Rida in the Orlando zone. How was the flight?
Speaker 1It's a long flight, dude.
Speaker 4Not anymore. It's not Compared to my last flight it wasn't.
Speaker 3That's fair. That's fair, I guess yeah.
Speaker 1I guess, basing it on the last flight. Yeah, yeah, yeah but we're not going to talk about the J word, because not anymore, not for that.
Speaker 3No, just my last flight, no so it got delayed.
Speaker 4Where was your last flight?
Speaker 3flight said somewhere the the far east, yes, oh, okay, I mean we flew west for whatever far east is where he just came from um no, I got delayed an hour, so that kind of sucked um, but whatever. Um, when we get to florida, go to get in line for our rental car and um, so we're standing in line long ass line and this lady finally gets her car. She comes out. She's like I've been in line for four hours. I'm like mother, ain't nobody waiting on line for four hours? Goddamn car.
Speaker 1Dude, at National you just walk up and pick your car and go. I know.
Speaker 4I said that Jack's like not over here.
Speaker 3Not at this one. We went to fucking janky-ass budget, I guess. I guess you get what you pay for.
Speaker 1Budget slash, dollar slash, because they're all the same company. Now.
Speaker 3For real though.
Speaker 3So, she's like standing in line and she's like, fuck that I'm signing up for their member program, right, she stands in line for like an hour or signing up for it, getting it all done. She's like, okay, let's go to the parking garage, we just pick our car up. Yeah, they're in line for like another half hour. So I guess the problem was they like took all the cars to go get them detailed and I'm like you're telling me that you want to go wash a bunch of fucking cars when it's about to rain in five minutes and a Friday and a Friday yeah.
Speaker 3It's Florida in the summer, the shit's going to get rained on. Guess what happens as soon as you put on the fucking parking garage.
Speaker 1Rain and guess what?
Speaker 3There's no more.
Speaker 1Disney Express no more. Disney cut that shit out.
Speaker 4Wait, wait, wait what does that mean?
Speaker 1You would have liked that.
Speaker 4What's it mean and how is it relevant? It was a shuttle that goes right from the airport.
Speaker 1Yeah, there used to be a shuttle that you could take right from the airport to. If you were staying on property. There was a shuttle that would take you From the airport to Whatever property you were staying at and was free was included with your the price of your uh, your stay, and it was dope as shit because they were the fucking nice ass buses like the, the super tour buses, not like school buses or nothing like big, puffy seats, chargers the whole nine yards.
Speaker 1So if, if that was still running, jack wouldn't have needed a rental car. But now that don't exist no more and you don't want to spend $250 On a fucking Lyft or Uber Because Disney is not close to the airport at all. It's like a 45 minute drive.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's a good 40 something minutes Just jump on the train.
Speaker 1They don't have a train. That's the other part. They don't have a train.
Speaker 4Where was that? Where they had the train they're going to the problem is florida.
Speaker 1The problem is florida says hey, we have trains all over the place, but in the universal and disney are like well, why aren't you putting stops near us? And they're like well, if you pay for them? And both of them are like nah, we're good sense.
Speaker 4If disney wants it to their property, then they should pay for it but again, it's like a trade-off, right?
Speaker 1it's like you. You want people to come to florida and you want people to ride the train. That's been money on the train and the only places people come to fucking florida is to go to disneyland or universal. You know it's not like people are going. You've never been to florida, lou so, or at least willingly gone to florida. You've, uh, you've done it for celebration and then you've never been.
Speaker 4You never been to a Florida celebration and not going to either, If it's in the summer. I told you, I'm not kidding, If it's in the summer I'm not going.
Speaker 3So unless it's Empire.
Speaker 1Jack's going to be hunting some. Okay, that's true.
Speaker 3It'll be 2030, losing Florida in June. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4That is probably the only way it's gonna happen. Other than that, it needs to be before may and after september. Other than that you.
Speaker 1You want to talk about the opposite of what we just had on our last trip, that's fucking florida. The fucking freeways suck, the roads suck like there's no, the public transportation is fucking ass, and the disney, the disney express, used to make it somewhat tolerable because you knew you would at least get on there and then when you got off you were at your resort. There was no must, no fuss, but then they stopped that four or five years ago, I think.
Speaker 3Right, jack, something, probably pandemic I think povid probably killed it like net. Let's not bring it back yet. So you got your rental car. And it rained on you, yeah, so we got the rental car, did we go? I think we went straight to, we went to Hollywood Studios. I think we went straight there, I think I don't remember. So we get there.
Speaker 1Were you staying on property?
Speaker 3Yeah, we used one of our DVCs. We stayed at.
Speaker 1Saratoga.
Speaker 3Yeah, saratoga, yeah, saratoga springs is nice. Yeah, it was really nice. Um, so, yeah. So we went to hollywood studios because I want to get my loaf cat mug, because, uh, it's different out there. It's gray instead of brown. And as soon as that shit came out, when, uh, we got it out here and I saw that I'm like mother, now I gotta go. I had just left florida that year and like the mugs came out like a week or two later. I'm like you, sons of bitches but they're all.
Speaker 1They're all that way, they've all been that way, right, just slightly. Very variations, um, or is this the first one that's been this?
Speaker 3is the first one that's like that different. Like ours is brown, theirs is like straight up gray, like it is clearly different. Yeah, the picture you sent us earlier, it is clearly different yeah, yeah, yeah like by a lot so I'm like, well, I guess I gotta go back to florida. So I did right. Yeah, because you weren't planning on going anyway.
Speaker 4I mean, actually you weren't, were you until it was like hey, lou, do you care if we come by? Nah, come by some other time, okay, bye. Yeah, that shit was booked.
Speaker 3I didn't even get that sentence out. Um, but no, and it's just cool just seeing, like, uh, you walk into galaxy's edge in, uh, florida, and you're like this is familiar, but it's different. Like the entrances and exits are different. Um, some of the the decorations are a little different. It seems like they have like more like uh, like scrapped, crashed, like metal pieces around, um, but I mean, everything else is exactly the same. Ogre is the same, docks is the same, ronto roasters but there's slight variations, like ronto roasters closes, which is weird, right, right. So if you want a ronto wrap, like for a late dinner, you have to go into docking bay seven for it. You can still get it.
Speaker 1You just got to go to docking bay seven for it but the, the main ronto wrap area, closes at like nine or something or eight yeah, like the walk-up counter.
Speaker 3Yeah, it closes like seven or something because the park only stays closes at like 9 or something or 8?. Yeah, like the walk-up counter. Yeah, it closes at like 7 or something because the park only stays open until 9 or 10 at best.
Speaker 1The fireworks is different. Right, there's no firework experience.
Speaker 3No, there's no fireworks, there's no projection.
Speaker 1The fireworks are like out over the lake right, If I remember correctly.
Speaker 3The problem is that the fireworks at Disneyland you know just the way it's laid out they just happen to go over by two. But at Disney World Galaxy's Edge is not even close to Magic Kingdom where the fireworks are. So, yeah, they don't put on a fireworks show at all for Galaxy's Edge At all. There's no projections like we have. I'm not saying Disneyland's better, but it kind of is.
Speaker 1As far as Batuu goes, yes, Because Batuu. East opened after Batuu West right. Yes, I think I remember them talking about that and then I think their rise open first, ours open second.
Speaker 3They like trade it off, but we also in west we get all the characters. Um, they don't get nothing. I think they just barely got mando and grogu walking around. They do have more alcohol, though, so I did try the blue milk with the rum in it.
Speaker 4I couldn't taste much difference, so whatever I would not recommend it versus just without.
Speaker 3The only difference is the exactly okay, I could barely even taste the rum. Honestly, maybe I got ripped off but what was cool?
Speaker 3or you would have gotten ripped up if you would have kept drinking exactly um, so the cool thing is that I've never seen at ours is the stormtroopers actually came into Oga's and like started harassing. They started going around the tables harassing people and shit. So that was kind of cool. But otherwise I mean the menu's kind of mostly the same, but also not. The girls get a drink there. At ours it's some kind of like chocolate milk with tea and something they don't even have it there.
Speaker 2It is the weirdest thing, yeah, it doesn't make any sense. You'd think the menu would be the exact same. There's no reason not to.
Speaker 4Unless there's something specific to the region that the locals know about.
Galaxy's Edge Explorations and Comparisons
Speaker 3You go someplace your beer maybe right, yeah, yeah, yeah, different kind of beers, it could be different locals know about you know you go your beer maybe right like yeah, yeah different beers. Yeah, it could be different but I don't know.
Speaker 4You have a named brewery that's like oh, this is brewery is huge in this region.
Speaker 3But the weird thing is, uh, one of their menus fell into my bag. Craziness, just one menu, dang, I know right. Well, actually this is the old one. One of the new ones that has a loaf cat here fell into my bag too. Too, that's weird.
Speaker 4Those damn menus, man Right They'd just be falling off tables.
Speaker 1I mean, then you've got to carry it around for the rest of the day Like, come on, well, the good thing is we weren't even there the whole time.
Speaker 3So we did Galaxy's Edge first and then we went over to ride the Rock and Roller Coaster, the Aerosmith ride, where, where they close it yeah, they're re-theming it to Muppets, so it'll be Electric Mayhem, since they closed the Muppets area over there.
Speaker 4Kind of makes sense, right, wait, you knew that was called Electric Mayhem, but you couldn't get that banned.
Speaker 3Look, I was under pressure. Okay, it was the stress. I was just asking to verify.
Speaker 4Okay, I was testing you, I was going to say it was so funny, those first few Muppets questions, dude, I didn't even look them up.
Speaker 1I was like, hey, cool, I didn't have to look these ones up, I'm good, that must have been a block, that I was busy, because I don't remember a conversation about the Muppets at all. No, because we're ahead of a few days.
Speaker 3So no, it's a cool as hell roller coaster. It's inside, it does like three corkscrews. It's fun as hell. I don't know how that goes with kid-friendly Muppet stuff when they retheme it, but whatever, it's a good ride.
Speaker 4Something crazy with Gonzo or Animal maybe.
Speaker 3Right, who knows? Yeah, whatever, we'll be doing some rockin' Muppet songs in there, you'll figure it out. Yeah, doing some rocking muppet songs, you'll figure it out. Yeah, um, and then we just did a little bit of shopping and bounced went to bed because the girls wanted to rope drop epcot in the morning they wanted to rope drop yeah, yeah, okay, cod is our jam okay, okay so it's our favorite out of all the parks there, mostly because of the Guardians of the Galaxy ride.
Speaker 3But yeah, no, we rope dropped it and we got our extra 15, 30 minutes, or whatever it is, for staying on property. We walked right in, we did Spaceship Earth, we thanked the Phoenicians. So that was cool. It's a ride that goes through human evolution and communication and everything. If you can read thank the Phoenicians Is everything spelled phonetically.
Speaker 4It's a ride that goes through human evolution and communication, and everything and they're like, if you can read, think the Phoenicians is everything spelled phonetically, yes, phoenicianly, but it's the right that's inside the giant golf ball.
Speaker 3So we did that. We went to the back of the park where a ratatouille and frozen arm, and then we worked our way forward and we went on guardians, four times so that was cool is epcot, where tron is too.
Speaker 3No, that's in the magic kingdom um tomorrowland. Tron's cool as hell. I do like that over there. They have good rides at magic kingdom, but if I had to pick a park, it'd be Epcot. Ratatouille is really cool. It's super advanced. It's like a 3D ride 4D actually because you get squirted with a chili pepper or something and smells and scents and heat and then Frozen. It's a good ride. Lu went on it in Japan. It's a little bit different in Epcot, but it's basically the same.
Speaker 1And then that's also where they have. You have the food and drink of the world in Epcot, so you got that going for it too.
Speaker 4It's so funny, Duke. I was just about to jump in and say, okay, you get all the rides, but what about the food and drinks that happen the world? You just stop in every pavilion and you drink.
Speaker 3I'm not doing that shit in June when I got swamp ass. I need to be comfortable to drink.
Speaker 4Or be in Oga's Totally fair but that wasn't what I was talking about. I was just general. What did you have for lunch? What?
Speaker 3did you have for dinner? For lunch? Where did we eat lunch that day? It's called over where Soarin' is there's a restaurant Garden Something. Anyways, most of the restaurants at Disney World are family-style. Buffet, like family-style eating. Isn't it Garden Cafe, something like that, yeah. And they're all character dining, right. So you sit in this booth. The whole restaurant is rotating around through this. You're above this ride called a living on the land, living with the land.
Speaker 1It's a fun ride too With the land. Yeah yeah, but it's old, it's old as fuck Some nature. It's cool as hell.
Speaker 3It's cool as hell, though, Watch, We'll take you on it and you'll be like oh, it's kind of like a jungle cruise. Right, it's a water ride right, yeah, but you're just going real slow and you're just like and they're like this is all the old Jurassic world or Jurassic park, right at universal, where it's like all like everything.
Speaker 1everything is like detailed, Like you're going into a room and the room is actually there's stuff going on in the room. It's not just like pictures or static animatronic type things. Yeah.
Speaker 3So that's one of our favorite places to eat there. But I mean, he brings you this big ass skillet. It has roast beef on it and turkey garlic, green beans, mashed potatoes, all kinds of stuff, right. So then he comes back and is like OK, well, what did you like? You know like, bring me more meat and more mashed potatoes. And he comes back with another skillet with just that. You eat that. What the fuck else you want? I want more mashed potatoes. And he comes back with another skillet with just that. You eat that. What the fuck else you want? I want more of this. I want more of this. Cool, you eat that. He comes back. What more do you want? And that's how 90% of the restaurants are at that. The whole Walt Disney World, they're all like that.
Speaker 3So, you go to Hollywood Studios. They have a Toy Story one. It's all barbecue.
Speaker 4You can get tore the fuck up on some barbecue. So all you people that get the meat sweats I don't get meat sweats, that's okay.
Speaker 3You don't need to get the meat sweats, because it's fucking Florida and all you do is sweat.
Speaker 1You already have the meat sweats. You walk in with the meat sweats.
Speaker 3You haven't even eaten anything.
Speaker 1You got the meat sweats to go with your swamp asses, yeah.
Speaker 4Are all these reservation only, or how does that work, nah?
Speaker 3bro, we walked right up. No, yeah, oh shit, dude. Florida is just so crazy, I think because they're so big and like more touristy rather than Disneyland is more locals. Right, but this is so touristy it's easier to get a hotel, it's easier to get reservations. I even got a reservation for Ogas.
Speaker 4Although they had 7,000 freaking time slots Right.
Speaker 1Our.
Speaker 4Ogas would never have that many reservations.
Speaker 1I always felt that one of them was because Disney World was so spread out. You're only really dealing with like one-fifth of the people.
Speaker 3Exactly, yeah, where at.
Speaker 1Disneyland, you got everybody. The only people you're competing with at Epcot are people at Epcot.
Speaker 4Right, everybody has park hoppers, so yeah, I was going to say with Disney. You really got everybody going to either DCA or Disneyland.
Speaker 3Yeah, but I mean otherwise for food. There we went Last year was a German buffet restaurant. It was more of a traditional buffet where you get up and go get your food, but they had sausages and sauerkraut and other tons of shit and the whole time there's these dudes up on stage doing German music and stuff.
Speaker 3And we were doing the man show ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy, hoi, hoi, hoi, hoi hoi. Yeah, nice. So that one was a lot of fun too. Then there's another one over by Frozen. It's a princess buffet. That one, I think, is also more of a traditional buffet. We haven't done that one for a while, though, but yeah, that's usually what we eat. But like they don't, they're not big on churros and shit out there. But yeah, that's usually what we eat. They're not big on churros and shit out there, like Disneyland is.
Speaker 1There's not a lot of carts.
Speaker 4I remember there not being a ton of carts.
Speaker 1There's carts in general. Wow, yeah, in general.
Speaker 4Well, there's less Mexicans in Florida, so I'm guessing there's churros, there's less in LA now too Well one could hope.
Speaker 3That's all Twitter is. La's streets are empty. This is what I voted for.
Speaker 4Honestly. I hope that applies to Washington too. Canadians, Mexicans, russians, all y'all If you're not here legally, get gone.
Speaker 3Bye Superman.
Speaker 1There goes half of our viewing super superman got a work visa. He's fine he's got some all right so that was, so that was day two, yeah so yeah, day, day one and a half yeah.
Speaker 3So I wanted to um, get the epcot popcorn bucket because the it looks like the the mickey balloon that they usually have, but it's textured like the Epcot popcorn bucket. Because it looks like the Mickey balloon that they usually have but it's textured like the Epcot ball and it lights up and shit, cool as hell. Yeah, look cool. But because I'm a professional, I wasn't going to walk around with that shit all day. I was going to wait till the end of the day. No locker, I don't know if they have lockers. I never even looked. I think they have lockers, but yeah, I'm sure they do. So it rained and I'm like, okay, that's cool. And it's getting towards the end of the day and I'm like, okay, cool, let's go get it. No, they closed all their popcorn stands and they never opened up again. It was some straight bullshit, straight bullshit.
Speaker 4Is it a regular one or is it a special? Edition.
Speaker 3I don't know how limited it is. Yeah, I don't know how limited it is. Yeah, I don't know how limited it is, or anything. So I don't know, we'll see. It's not like that other Disneyland we went to In the west that had a whole store of them.
Speaker 4Where you could just walk up to a store and pick the one you wanted At your leisure. And have it for a bid. Yeah. You know what I don't remember?
Speaker 3I think they gave her popcorn. I can't remember it. Did they give her?
Speaker 4popcorn. I can't remember if there was popcorn.
Speaker 3It was like some kind of Fruity Pebbles popcorn or something.
Speaker 4Yeah, because nobody cared. They just wanted the damn bucket.
Speaker 1I don't want grease all over my bucket, you're right.
Speaker 4Little One had some of that yeah exactly, okay, okay.
Speaker 3So then we went to bed.
Epcot Experiences and Disney Dining
Speaker 1We got up the next morning, so now, we went to bed, we got up the next morning, so now we're on Sunday, monday, monday, monday. No because you flew out Friday, you did Epcot on Saturday. So now we're getting to.
Speaker 4Sunday yeah, you only gave us a day and a half so far. You gave us landing with the car situation. And now?
Speaker 3day two Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Did we so? What's Sunday then? What was Sunday? I did we so? What sunday then? What was sunday? I could have swore a cruise didn't leave until monday let me see, probably not.
Speaker 4I'm guessing the cruise didn't leave till monday, because most of them are monday I agree, you better go, look, go back, look your text, see what you said, right?
Speaker 3oh no, everything goes forward a day. We left saturday morning, oh okay, sunday, all day there okay, I forgot what days off I have? Okay, no, so then, uh, monday we got up, drove out to cape canaveral. Oh, almost stopped at nasa. I was gonna say spaceships yeah, that was so much fun. I want to go back there um canaveral yeah, yeah, we spent a whole day there.
Speaker 3I just don't think we saw everything so cool. Got on the ship, what time. Our port arrival time was like 1245 or something. Okay, because when you sign up for the cruise they tell you when you can, so everybody just crowd and jump on the plane.
Speaker 4Yeah, you have a time frame.
Speaker 3The concierge gets on first and then, like Pearl, members, the people that have sailed with them, a bunch. I think it's like 50 cruises or some shit.
Speaker 4Damn Rich bastards. Where's the car at this point?
Speaker 3We just parked it for the week, a couple days, because if you know my wife, she's a control freak. She has to rent a car she has to be in control of. Yeah transportation.
Speaker 4So you either sent it back, uh, and we're gonna wing it. The last day I was like no, that's not her, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1You paid, you paid for a whole week for the car to just sit there yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4Well, four days, four days, four days of just sitting there, yeah yeah, uh, what type of room did you guys have? Oh, you know what I meant. I meant to ask that last year. I'm glad you brought it up.
Speaker 3Um. So we were at Saratoga. We had on the boat it was a one-bedroom. Oh, on the boat, on the ship. Yeah, on the boat Just a regular standard veranda.
Speaker 1So you had a little patio and stuff too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3And we were forward almost to where the ship starts curving, so we actually had a larger veranda than we've ever had before. So that was kind of cool. A little porch, a little patio.
Speaker 4Okay, so you have a balcony then.
Speaker 3Yeah, but it's a veranda.
Speaker 4I don't know if I want a balcony yet, but my first time I want the one where the window is on the level of the water. That's where the window is like on the level of the water. I want that's where the crew stays low. Oh, the videos I'm showing.
Speaker 1There are some where you can have rooms, where you're good if you're down below, if you're below the the water line not the water line I want to be at the water lines.
Speaker 4The videos that I saw were the lady that I all the videos that I watch of hers. She did one where she usually has a balcony but she did one where the where's the like, the level of the yeah, you just have a portal that's like oh, that looks cool. I want to try that man part-time job in the summer, just so I can get if you're, uh, I would.
Speaker 1My only, my only thing about that would be, if you're not sure how you're going to handle being on a cruise, having the ability to open the door and get fresh air if you need it is a good thing. So if you're stuck below with the portal that doesn't open and you like, get it opens once little, yeah, yeah, you get a little sea, uh, get a little sea sickness. Uh, you, you, you so lou. I don't know how you are on boats, but he doesn't know either.
Speaker 1Yeah, so I would suggest getting a veranda or getting, I don't think being trapped in a room, especially because there are people that I've been with. There are people that I've been with that they start getting seasick and it's like nope, you need to be going outside right now it's like you ain't, you ain't seen my apartment I have.
Speaker 4I have two windows in my apartment and both of them have blackout curtains on, so I don't want the sun to come through and one door oh, I may just get an interior cabin then, with no windows, and I'd be like I feel like I'm at home they'll give you a virtual porthole why would I want that?
Speaker 3so you can pretend to see the ocean can I put a blackout curtain on it?
Speaker 1probably turn it off. That'd be funny if he couldn't but the veranda does have blackout curtains, though.
Speaker 4Yeah, I mean, it's just yeah. I'm just again, again, I don't know. So it could be fine, it could be horrible. That's why I want to do that Alaska three-day cruise to find out.
Speaker 3But no, it's just like a I don't know. I guess it's a standard room. It's like a queen bed. Then there's a curtain, there's a couch. The room attendant comes in, she folds the couch out, pulls a bunk bed from the ceiling yeah, yeah, because you can have like five people in there, right? I hope it has something like that.
Speaker 1Two people in the queen bed, two people in the pullout and then a bunk bed for the yeah, that's person.
Speaker 3Yeah, man, that's got to get hot nah, as soon as we come in there, we turn the air conditioner all the way down to zero, or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 4It is nice because it's also florida do you do, like the wall magnets and shit to hang it up the hooks.
Speaker 3So yes, yes, yes, there's magnets like super strong you can get. You put them on the ceiling, you can hang.
Speaker 1Your lounge flies from it and shit it actually you get the shoe for all the bathroom stuff. I've been watching these videos for the last two years.
Speaker 3I was like ooh, I wonder if they get this stuff too, but at least with Disney they provide the shampoo, conditioner and body wash you just need to bring your poofy with you. That's easy. Your poofy and your toothbrush. You know what, bro?
Speaker 4What body wash? You just need to bring your poofy with you. That's easy, your poofy and your toothbrush. You know what, bro? What I want more of is at the last Disney hotel that I stayed at I can't remember where it was, but that one they had these sponge bath wash.
Speaker 3Those things are badass.
Speaker 4I want a case of those, bro. I still have four.
Speaker 3That's like a magic eraser.
Speaker 4It was. I still have four. That's like a magic eraser it was. I got four. I'm like rashing these things out. I'm like I can't. I got to save it for a rainy day.
Speaker 1You say magic eraser and the only thing in my head is Lou is in the shower like nope, nope.
Speaker 4Then he's like calling Jack hey, shit ain't working. Hey, is yours working, is yours? I think my bag was faulty, but yeah.
Speaker 1And you still took four of them.
The Disney Wish Cruise Experience Begins
Speaker 4I did. That thing was comfy. I was like, oh it feels so good, it was soft. Oh man, I gotta figure out where I can buy those Amazon I'm sure, timu.
Speaker 3So first night Disney ships you go on them, they ask you your name. They're like Disney. Wish welcomes the Tesh family and everybody cheers and. Rapunzel's up on the balcony waving at everybody. They got like three stations doing it. They're alternating, it goes by quick 3,000 people goes by quick.
Speaker 1Louis Moses on his first cruise, welcome. And then all the crew are waving and cheering and everything, but they do it by family.
Speaker 3These motherfuckers are getting on. There was one Indian family and then all the crew are like waving and cheering and everything, but they do it by family, okay. So, like these motherfuckers are getting on, there was one like an indian family did. There were like 50 of them and they all took pictures on the stairs. I'm like, bro, you guys are blocking a whole staircase. Cinderella's gonna get mad at you somebody, somebody can't.
Speaker 4Hey, y'all need to get going. It's a staircase, come on.
Speaker 3She's right next to the statue on the.
Speaker 1Rapunzel's whipping her hair like let's go, let's go, move it along.
Speaker 4You associate Cinderella with the staircase. Come on, man.
Speaker 3All the Disney ships have a statue in the main hallway. This one actually has Cinderella in it. She's standing right next to the staircase.
Speaker 1I was just saying because Jack said Rapunzel was the one that was greeting everybody.
Speaker 3She was up on this balcony. I think her and Flynn were up there.
Speaker 1She could whip her hair and be like let's move it Move it along, let's go.
Speaker 3Your luggage doesn't show up until 1, 30, 2-ish that you're even allowed to go to your room, but you can drop off your carry-ons.
Speaker 4I know that.
Speaker 1Yes, they make you drop all your stuff off. Yeah, yeah, you can't take your stuff around.
Speaker 3You can only bring your carry-on.
Speaker 1You tag everything.
Speaker 4No, you can take your carry-on and you're allowed to take it to your room, but I'm saying the're not, you're not required to take it to your room, right?
Speaker 1you can't, I ain't, I ain't about that, I'm watching that videos.
Speaker 4I know youtube ain't been wrong on me.
Speaker 1We're on youtube. I know youtube is right. This is true. Yeah, right, with zero views.
Speaker 3Yes, it is exactly right the algorithm works also true um, oh yeah, we tried to to find lunch because the only time you can get uh, it's a like a southern sandwich called a muffaletta sandwich, which is the only time you can get it, is on embarkation day. And so we went to the restaurant. It's like nah, son, it's full. You got to go to the buffet. I'm like mother, I don't want to go to the goddamn buffet, I want this muffaletta sandwich. So wife said we're never getting uh that late of a uh quarter arrival time again, so that we can get our sandwiches. That sandwich looks weird you only got.
Speaker 1You only got 48 more cruises to go on before. You are a pearl member, though, so she will pay for concierge.
Speaker 4I was gonna say I was like come on, she will pay for concierge. I was going to say I was like, come on now.
Speaker 3Because we did concierge on the last cruise. That shit was legit. You had your own lounge, free drinks, everything.
Speaker 4The drink package was included with concierge.
Speaker 3That's the only way you get a drink package on the Disney ship.
Speaker 1But you're also paying. It's not like $15.
Speaker 4How much are? You talking?
Speaker 3I don't know. I have a travel agent.
Speaker 4Yeah, your wife yeah.
Speaker 1I don't ask for how much this shit costs. Alright, hang on, I just show up and eat.
Speaker 4I gotta figure out what my budget needs to be For this winter or spring cruise.
Speaker 3I'm just saying it'll probably be spring break. They're already planning this shit.
Speaker 4I actually don't have a 2026.
Speaker 1The cost of concierge service On a Disney cruise varies depending on the type Of stateroom or suite. For example, a typical 7 night cruise Will cost around $2500 per person For a the type of stateroom or suite. For example, a typical seven-night cruise will cost around $2,500 per person for a deluxe random stateroom and $5,000 per person for a similar room with concierge.
Speaker 4So an extra $2,500 is for that. That seems a lot.
Speaker 3So you get that. But then they also seat you first for all the shows. You get a special entrance and they escort you to all the Broadway shows. You get free popcorn with it. Again, you can go to the concierge lounge 24-7. They got drinks alcohol, soda water, snacks you can get your $2,500.
Speaker 4I was going to say that's an extra $2,500. I mean, does it come with a crew member blowing you at least?
Speaker 3No, they're not that cute, at least not the ones that we had for concierge yeah. Look, I'll close my eyes, It'll be fine, you can borrow my VR headset.
Speaker 4See, there you go. Oh my God, what's Darth Vader doing here? Ah no, Ah shit. Never mind, it's Lou he's like, yeah, force, choke that oh yeah, force choke it.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, um make me breathe heavy so you know, they make you swallow your ambitions you got to do your muster drill and all that shit you got to get your muster station so you know where to go yeah, where you're supposed to meet, so they can throw you off the boat. Sorry, throw you off the ship into the lifeboat, and they make sure to mention, in the unlikely event, that we have to abandon ship.
Speaker 4Like an unlikely event of a water landing flying over the desert.
Speaker 3It's unlikely. So we did that. And then they do the sail away party. Everybody goes up on deck, big old party Waving to all the poors. Can't afford a Disney cruise.
Speaker 4Or the concierge.
Speaker 3Or the concierge people.
Speaker 1Yeah, the concierge people are above you, waving at you While you're waving at the other poors, yeah, while they're waving.
Speaker 3At the higher level, poors. It's a cascading level of pores five grand per person.
Speaker 1Yep, yep and your whole and I think your whole room has to do it. You can't just do it on your own because there's so much more stuff you get as part of your room that they wouldn't be able to like do it for like I will say if me and you travel together it. We both have to get it or neither of us would get it. It's not a case of like one person can get it I will tell you.
Speaker 3The only reason that we did do that on the last one was because we had the credits from the one that got canceled because the ship wasn't ready oh, yeah, we had credits and all this shit, so don't think we're right.
Speaker 4But now don't apologize, don't, don't have this way. Hell no, if you're able to roll that way, we'll fucking roll that way. Yeah, it's like you're like look, you're allowed to wave at me while I'm down below y'all, while I'm waving at the people on the down below me, so it's okay. I mean, people below me will be the crew, that's okay, I'll wave at them anyway.
Speaker 1Yeah all you hear is jack going lou Lou. Is that your bald spot? Lou, you got a bald spot.
Speaker 4I didn't know you had a bald spot. Yeah, you see it.
Speaker 1Make sure you put some sunscreen on that bitch.
Speaker 3It's a solar charger for a sex machine.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Put that poor ass sunscreen on your poor ass head.
Speaker 3Shit, I don't even know what we did after that the first night. So you do rotational dining have to, you don't have to, you don't have to. But you can't just choose what restaurant you want to eat in. But back it up a little bit. We usually do the second dinner, which is like 8, 8, 15 ish, um. So we go to the first show, the first broadway show they put on. It's like it's six or something, um, so that one was. It's only on the wish. It's goofy, as, being the captain of the ship, mini had to go do something. Tinkerbell does some magic, he goes through all these other dance numbers and all these other Disney characters come out and everybody sings. It's a good time. So we did that and then we went to dinner. Our first dinner was Arendelle, so the theme of that one is Anna and Kristoff's engagement yes, frozen.
Speaker 1So it's all Frozen themed yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's a Frozen restaurant you go to as you're walking through the hall. All the paintings are there, the statue's there, the clock is there, joan of Arc.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, she's there.
Speaker 4So you could have ditched that and went to the buffet, though, right, you could have.
Speaker 3Yeah, ditch, that went to the buffet though. Right, you could have. Yeah, yeah, you could. Okay, okay just. But you don't want to, because even though it's a sit-down restaurant, you can still order as much as you want. They got filet mignon in there. You tell that bro say hey, son, I want three of them. Bitches, cool, here you go. I want one of everything done. You can still get as much as you want at these prices and it's obviously going to be better quality than just going to the buffet and and you get the show.
Speaker 1What do?
Speaker 3you mean what?
Speaker 4do you mean at these prices?
Speaker 1it's not included with the like these places, places, oh well, yeah sometimes they have stuff special for that, that thing there's like a theme yeah, because this was like, uh, norwegian kind of themed food.
Speaker 3So okay, there were like swedish meatballs and noodles and shit and give me that ikea.
Speaker 1Give me that ikea ikea on a boat.
Speaker 3Ikea on a boat but then, like um olaf comes by and christoph and anna and elsa, they all come by. You can take pictures with them and shit, it was pretty good. Oaken traded in his trading post and now he's a party planner, so he comes out.
Speaker 4Is this the? One where you said he was singing, let it Go.
Speaker 3Yeah, he was singing, let it Go. It was hilarious, but then Elsa comes out and corrects him, so it was worth it. And then after that you just kind of hang out and party. We went to the hyperspace lounge. I got this Mustafarian drink.
Speaker 4Is that the one that's over 21 after certain hours?
Speaker 3Yeah. But it wasn't at the time, so we brought our oldest little one straight dishes for the kids club, that's last year, but that's what you want, right?
Speaker 1Right, yeah, little One straight ditched us for the kids club. That's from last year, but that's what you want, right? Yeah, I mean, we know where she's at. Yeah, we'll see you in a few days, she's having fun.
Speaker 3No, seriously, we didn't see her. We saw her for the shows and for dinner. That was it.
Speaker 4Wait so how do they handle? Don't Steal my Kid. How do you know you?
Speaker 3have to check them out yourself, and they all have magic bands.
Speaker 4Oh, check them in, check them out type thing, and they have magic bands. Okay.
Speaker 3And then secret words and all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1They have three or four different types of environments for the kids, right yeah. From like 18 on down, they have different. Yeah, there's different levels of clubs. So if you and the wife want to go to the hyperspace lounge, you can just be like boom over there, Go to that one, because there's one that's set up for 16 to 18 and one that's set up for 12 to 14.
Speaker 4That was my next question. She's aged out of this one, but she can still go to a different one.
Speaker 1Yeah, so there'll be another one that's more grown up or has more.
Speaker 4Unless you go again before her birthday.
Speaker 3Which is possible. Who knows?
Speaker 4These women are crazy.
Speaker 3These women are crazy, but I just go with them.
Speaker 1So we went to the hyperspace lounge, but you didn't get the $3,000.
Speaker 3Richie, rich, no it was there, though it was the Kyber Crystal. It comes with a tour of Skywalker Ranch.
Speaker 4Lucasfilm. They dropped the price down to three.
Speaker 3Something like that. It used to be five or seven or something, I don't remember if I screenshotted it because you can't access the menu once you're not there anymore. No, I don't have it, but it's cool. They have these guns that make smoke bubbles. That was kind of cool. The girls ordered these things called Cloud Cities or something and they came by. It's like this gun it makes a smoke bubble and then it can fly around. You pop it and then smoke comes out. It was kind of cool.
Speaker 4Yeah, that sounds kind of cool.
Speaker 1Lou, you're right, it's still $ cool. Yeah, that sounds kind of cool. You're right, it's still five grand. It comes with a Cam2 device. It opens up. I think you get the Cam2 device right. Yeah, you get to keep it. Yeah. You just go to Disneyland and buy it and then you get a trip to Skywalker Ranch. It has a drink and stuff like that in it Like a special.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, some expensive ass, scotch or whiskey or something probably scotch, if it's expensive but you do that, so you get the trip to skywalker ranch right yeah, um, and then I think your mustafarian drink was good yeah it was like uh, rum, chata and something, something, whatever I could have drank some cinnamon flavored for the spice, okay, all right, cool, cool and it's cool because in the back they have um different uh, like spaceship scenes, like you go to hyperspace every few minutes and um, you go to different planets.
Rotational Dining and First Night Entertainment
Speaker 3So that's kind of cool. And I think we saw mustafar coruscuscant, batuu, endor Sutton, but it was cool as heck. I could sit in there for hours if there were cool people with me. I think he means us.
Speaker 4I think so too.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3And then I think Star Wars Trivia was that night.
Speaker 1Real quick. If the three of us are hanging out at the lounge all day and all night, how long before we finally just break and say, okay, fine, let's just get the drink?
Speaker 4Zero chance.
Speaker 3Fine, you're not going to Skywalker Ranch, then, louie, you know why Lou has that bald spot on the back of his head, it's for his yarmulke ranch. Then you know, when lou has that bald spot on the back of his head, it's for his uh yarmulke because he all of a sudden he'd become cheap as fuck.
Speaker 4If you're gonna tell me five thousand dollars, get the three tickets. We can talk.
Speaker 3My understanding is five thousand dollars gets you one yep, I think it's true I think it's true, so anyways, so right outside they have, uh, it's called the bayou. It's like a little lounge, like piano bar lounge kind of area moses is a jewish name, just say it's a the jewish name, yeah the all right.
Speaker 1So the star wars trivia yeah.
Speaker 3So I'm walking around, I'm like I need a seat right like a seat at a table. Everybody like, no, no, we got people, we got. I'm like I need a seat right Like a seat at a table. Everybody's like, no, no, we got people, we got people. I'm like, well, fuck you guys, then I'm going to win this shit and piss you off. So I just go over to the corner standing and then this dude's like no, you can come sit with us. I'm like okay, cool.
Speaker 4You guys will team up.
Speaker 3Were.
Speaker 1Ah, you were undercover. People didn't even know.
Speaker 3No, they didn't know what they were about to get into.
Speaker 4They did not.
Speaker 1No, you're like, just give me the fucking badges now.
Speaker 4This is number one of three.
Speaker 3Yeah, so we teamed up. But did you need to team up? It helped because, yeah, mr Fucking, I Don't.
Speaker 4Know what An Ad Ad Is Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3Really Not armored.
Speaker 1Wow.
Speaker 4I can't help my tongue when he told me that Because, again, I'm a lot of tech with him Because we have iMessaging, so he was texting me. I saw that and I was like Delete, delete, delete.
Speaker 1I'm like, no, I'm going to let it go, you're not going to ruin your boy's cruise.
Speaker 4It's like he got me two love cats. I'm going to leave him alone yeah.
Speaker 3So it ended in like a three-way tie or something. So the tiebreaker was how long in minutes would it take to watch the original trilogy?
Speaker 4Duke, when he gave me that question I was like I know how long Empire is, I know how long Jedi is within a minute. But I wasn't sure original. So I was like okay, it's got to be. I'm thinking to myself like three, I think I had Go ahead. What was your guess?
Speaker 1I was going to say like 335.
Speaker 4Okay, I had 3, had go ahead. What was your guess? I was going to say like 335. Okay, I had 375, 374, I think, no 375, because they're all at least 120 minutes right. So you've got to start at least yeah, so you've got to start at least 360, so 333, and it was like I know Empire's 204, I know Jedi's 210 or 211, and New Hope, I think, is 201 to 205.
Speaker 1I was going to say New Hope was shorter In my head, that was my mentality. Was that New Hope was going to drop that lower because the other two were longer? That was in my head.
Speaker 4No, that makes sense. Like I said, I knew that one was shorter. I know Empire's 204. And I know Jedi's 210 or 211. Sense, like I said, I knew, I knew that one shorter. I know I know empire is 204 and I know jedi is 210 or 211 so we went with uh like 395.
Speaker 3The other guy guessed uh 315 and it was 370. I thought it was. Price is right rules. I'm like shit we lost we went over yeah, you weren't over, but you're still the closest, so what was?
Speaker 4he said there were three-way tie right. What did the other person?
Speaker 3get. I thought it was, but maybe it was just the two-way.
Speaker 4Maybe just two Okay.
Speaker 1So got your first quiz match on the cruise.
Speaker 4No, Three-way tie was the next one right.
Speaker 1Because you all won, because you all won.
Speaker 4Yeah Wait, wasn't there another quiz before this or just after it? That you did too. Let's see, yeah, there was one.
Speaker 3Let me see Blah, blah, blah, jesus Christ.
Speaker 1Fucking embarrassing it really is. We can't even call ourselves a Star Wars podcast. Oh, we don't call ourselves a Star Wars podcast.
Speaker 3We don't.
Speaker 1We don't.
Speaker 3But now we definitely can't.
Speaker 2We don't want to pick another trivia and I lost by five.
Speaker 3I don't remember which one it was, though. Okay, all right, um general, general Disney stuff. Yeah, we did a bunch of those.
Speaker 4Then, and then oldest didn't know that was the next day.
Speaker 1Yeah, so that's the you're. You're in the evening now, right.
Speaker 4Yes, there was a haunted mansion one. That was nice.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, um, so I think we went to bed. Um, we got up, um, and again it was oh no, I got up early because they were doing lightsaber pictures at the hyperspace lounge. Yeah, wife paid for the picture package, so I'm gonna get our money's worth out of it so that pays for every picture that you take.
Speaker 3Right? They scan your magic band or they ask your room number and it pays for every picture that you take. Right? They scan your MagicBand or they ask your room number and it pays for every picture. You can download it after the show.
Speaker 4Do you have to pay that four times?
Speaker 3No, it's just per room. But yeah, they'll come by at dinner and take pictures of you and everything.
Speaker 1You sent that one picture over with your goofy ass yeah.
Speaker 3Sorry, I was a pirate. Thank you, was that a digital pirate hat, or did you get to keep it? No, it was a little one's mini for the night Pirate night.
Speaker 1And she wasn't even there. She wasn't even there, she dipped, she wasn't in the picture, she was when I only saw the oldest in you two.
Speaker 3No, that was a little one bro.
Speaker 4Where Now?
Speaker 3I gotta look. Yeah, I'm looking it up too, I'm pretty sure, because the oldest didn't take pictures. No, the oldest, oh no, no, no, you're right.
Speaker 1It's just the three of you I asked about that shirt. I asked about the shirt. Sorry, wrong kid.
Speaker 3So oldest and I.
Speaker 1It's only been like eight years. Leave me alone.
Speaker 4You got me zooming in now that's a menu.
Speaker 3Yeah, on the inside.
Speaker 4That's super cool.
Speaker 3Yeah, on the inside it's a menu. It folds open and like top of the pirate hat, bottom of the pirate hat, but there's a slit in the middle.
Speaker 4So you can put it on the head. It's like this guy can't even recognize. But it's like, did you see him at the? Where was that last place? We're at where you saw them.
Speaker 1I don't even know wait either, I'm not talking about it yeah, I'm talking about nothing, all right all right, so but you're jumping ahead you had the day, so you got up to get your lightsaber picture that you didn't send us. Got up to get lightsaber pictures.
Speaker 3I can't send pictures off of the ship, but I guess I could send some. I didn't download them yet.
Speaker 4Until recently Were they on the. Oh, he doesn't have his.
Speaker 3So yeah, so we went and they provided lightsabers. Well, that's what I kind of assumed that yeah, that'd be weird to like.
Speaker 1I mean, you must be super dedicated if you're bringing yeah. I made a Savi's lightsaber, I'm going to bring him on the cruise. I mean, I guess that's possible, though it is possible.
Speaker 3So they just had Ahsoka's lightsabers, which was kind of cool, and now I might actually buy them, because you can change them between the blue and the green I was like I didn't know they did that and white, Because didn't she have three colors?
Speaker 1I saw something pop up.
Speaker 4No, not these hilts. That first one with the two of you, that's a great-ass pick.
Speaker 3But yeah, no, these are her Clone Wars hilts. So it's blue after Anakin gets a hold of them, green before. So that was cool as heck. I was glad she did that with me, actually, because you know how she is.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It never happens, and then you have a great-looking pic of it happening. When it does happen, it's like, wow, that looks fantastic.
Speaker 3You do love me, you do have fun with me. You still love your daddy so happy.
Speaker 1My text message Yep, my dad's phone's dead.
Speaker 4Yep, that was so good that's Phones Dead, yep that was so good Both of those pictures of you two, holy shit.
Speaker 3Right, that was fun. And then second oh, so it was a sea day, so we were on the ship all day.
Speaker 4Yeah, haunted Mansion quiz.
Speaker 3Yeah, so it was Haunted Mansion trivia. We almost won that, except she put false when it should have been true, asking if the names on the tombstones in front of Haunted Mansion were Imagineers. They are, in case anybody asked.
Speaker 4Now you know.
Speaker 3And then you went to Muppets right and then I don't know if that was that day or. Or the day after yeah. It all blends together after so long Mm-hmm. And what was the show that day? The show that day was not Aladdin, so there's the other one, dang A Little Mermaid, and they even use a black girl to play Ariel.
Speaker 4I would have walked out.
Speaker 1Lou Sid, you're trying to flip the table over, but it's like attached to the floor. He's like motherfucker.
Speaker 4I'm like, okay, let's see how this plays out.
Speaker 3And then Ariel would have walked out. Her dad was black too, so it works out. He wasn't Mexican like in the actual movie.
Speaker 1She walks out All of a sudden. You just hear boo Boo. The only time somebody's ever gotten fucking booed on a Disney cruise, and it's fucking Lou, the one black guy on the ship. No.
Speaker 3But now you know, lou, when that show comes on you gotta go find something else to do but she wasn't black last time we were on the ship, so it must depend on the cast that they have right, roll the dice, man roll the dice.
Speaker 4Yeah, I would've made a scene. I would've just sat in the back, just in case, and on the aisle so I can just it's like what, what happened? Oh, my stomach hurt, is everything okay. He's like, yeah, this just made me sick, is all.
Speaker 1Sir, do we have to turn this cruiser on? No, it's fine. No, it's fine.
Speaker 4No, y'all go ahead. Why don't y'all send the white aerial to my room?
Speaker 1Black aerial shows up. No. Man.
Speaker 4I can't remember I would have forgotten to get on the boat at the next stop.
Speaker 3I can't remember if Ariel was doing pictures around the ship and which Ariel it was. That'd be interesting, because I think that they use different people. I think the people that are doing the characters outside and then the Broadway crew is like their own crew. So I'm not sure.
Speaker 1That's my understanding. There's interaction ones and I think there's interaction ones Cause they, they, they could get a lot more of those different people who are because you're not asking. Ariel Well you're not asking Ariel, who's standing, you know, out on the deck to take pictures, to sing songs and shit, where the one that you actually have in the show is probably a different. Yeah, yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 3And then dinner that night was a restaurant called 1923. So it's based on like Disney's beginnings and everything. So the restaurant it's fancier. A lot of people dress up for it because they're weird, everybody and this is still included in the price, dang um. So it's like a fancy old style, like steakhouse kind of place, um, but throughout is like um, old, like drawings and sketches of like moana and pinocchio and princess and the Frog and all this shit. It's really cool from an art standpoint.
Speaker 1So your oldest dug it then? Yeah, that was my first thought too.
Speaker 4I was like. I know somebody who would have liked that. How did they do Princess and the Frog in 1923?
Speaker 3It's just the beginning of Disney. They still had Moana, but they also had Cinderella. Cinderella and sleeping beauty.
Speaker 4It's kind of like the history Exactly Moving forward.
Speaker 3Much to the oldest one's displeasure. No Aristocats but, we were sat in the Pinocchio area so we had like all those Pinocchio art and stuff around us, so it was kind of cool.
Speaker 4Tell a lie, tell the truth, tell around us. It was kind of cool Tell a lie, tell the truth.
Speaker 3But again, the food's great. You can have steak every night or seafood, salad, soups, appetizers, all kinds of shit.
Speaker 4If you're on a boat. If I can't get seafood, I'm going to be mad, Right.
Speaker 3Go out there and catch it.
Speaker 4Right For real. Pick up the net.
Speaker 1How about you go out and catch it?
Speaker 3you poor Lou's just going to go open up his porthole that's below seawater. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1I'm going to see something going by.
Speaker 4I'm going to see something going by and he's like open the door real quick.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I'd like to see you open that door and then close it back up. Lou, good luck with that, it's not hard.
Speaker 4What is it Just?
Speaker 3It's not hard. What is it?
Speaker 4Just ocean water pressure.
Speaker 1Yeah, whatever You're directing my power. Next thing is loose titanicking and just laying in the bed waiting for the water to engulf him, right.
Speaker 3There's minor trivias that we're doing. We didn't win any of them Close, but not me and we took a couple pictures. They had a life rescue thing, the ring they threw in the water, but it had two little ones on it for Mickey Head and stuff and in the middle of the big one they had Rapunzel, because Rapunzel's on the back of the ship, painting the name on the back of the ship, all the Disney ships on the back, the bow aft they have somebody painting on the ship, so this one has Rapunzel back there painting the name of the ship on there, so she's on a bunch of the marketing for it where it was like the wonder.
Speaker 1I think I sent you guys a picture of that when I was on my cruise. Yeah.
Speaker 3So the Wonder that we've gone on a couple times has Donald and his nephews on it.
Speaker 1The Magic Weaver on last year.
Beach Day and Trivia Competitions
Speaker 3Yeah, the Magic Weaver on last year has Goofy on it.
Speaker 1I was thinking Goof goofy was on one of them.
Speaker 3So, and then one of the new ones has spider-man on the back fighting spider bots, because the spider bots are painting the name with spider-man's trying to stop him for some reason. It's kind of a dick, but it's kind of cool. And then that might have been our shopping night too. Wife spent like 400 in pandora.
Speaker 4Damn woman, it makes it easy for you to buy shit. This is true.
Speaker 3This is true Like my popcorn bucket, I miss.
Speaker 1He's not bitter, though, Folks. He's not bitter.
Speaker 3Not at all, not at all. If we have any Florida listeners, send it to your boy.
Speaker 1We need to get a PO box.
Speaker 3The next thing was Nassau in the bahamas. Zero interest in getting off, I don't, whatever right. So that morning we also had um. Aside from your rotational dining and the buffet and stuff, they do have a couple of fancy restaurants that do cost extra. So the one they have on all the ship, all all the Disney ships, is Palo Um. It's like Italian.
Speaker 1It's supposed to be really good, so good.
Speaker 3So we usually do a brunch. Um again, it's all you can eat. Still right, like if you want one of everything, he will bring you one of everything, the weirdest thing, but it's also very delicious.
Speaker 1Celery soup.
Speaker 3very delicious celery soup you wouldn't think it's good, but it's kind of good, exceeds your expectations. Yeah, you're like there's no way this is good, but you try and you're like all right, it doesn't taste like grass and it's not getting cut in between my teeth so it's so.
Speaker 3It's not matcha no, no, it's not much at all, uh, but it was cool because we were sitting near a window so we could see everybody getting off at the port and stuff, like they have this big welcome center and like the screen playing wait, wait, let me back up.
Speaker 4You did not get off the boat no all that shit you're giving me about it and your ass didn't get off the boat. What the fuck am I going to do in? The Bahamas man, I don't know Bahama stuff. Find yourself a Bahama mama, get robbed they got pirates there actual, that's my fault that's my fault.
Speaker 1I told you not to get kidnapped by pirates before you got on the boat. Yeah, that's my I. I own that.
Speaker 3I own that my bad there were two, uh, carnival ships there so we were waving at the poor's like, hi, hey, can you guys start a fight like they do on youtube and all the carnival shit? Dude, for real.
Speaker 4Where are the black people at? Just look for the group of black people and wait for the fight to happen. Somebody took somebody's chair. False contact.
Speaker 3Yep, or somebody threw a chair. Yeah.
Speaker 4Somebody threw a chair because they took somebody else's chair.
Speaker 1Yep, you guys weren't on the dream, right? No, we were on the wish.
Speaker 3Yeah, I just saw that. That kid fell off and his dad jumped in after him. Did they both die? No, they saved him. That's what the oldest has. She's like did they survive? I'm like it says they rescued them. She's like they could have rescued the bodies. I'm like no, they would say recovered. You recover a body, you don't rescue a body. So that might have been.
Speaker 4That's too bad. No lessons learned.
Speaker 3I don't know that shit was probably cold. They probably got yelled at and scolded and it ain't nothing. Who knows, maybe they get banned for life?
Speaker 4I'm about punishment. I'm about capital punishment for everything but whatever. Instead, we live in this society.
Speaker 3That might have been Star Wars Trivia Day, because it wasn't on Beach Day Three-way tie yeah, so this is three-way tie day, your second. Your second chance to be at number one. Yeah, so this was a three-way tie. What the hell was the tiebreaker?
Speaker 4Yeah, what was the tiebreaker? I don't even think I asked you that. What was the tiebreaker? Was there a question that stumped you at all?
Speaker 3On this one. No, no, okay, this one was easy.
Speaker 1No, this one was super easy Did you have a group or did you play solo on it?
Speaker 3No, I found another dude. He hung out with me. I actually did the Advance with him too.
Speaker 4We hung out a lot. That was the guy from the first one. No.
Speaker 3Homeboy. I never saw him again. Dude might have fell off the ship.
Speaker 4I never saw him again Because he was supposed to do the third one, the Advance one, yeah, after the guy he met in the first.
Speaker 3Yeah, but he never showed up again I just assumed that that's what was the case.
Speaker 1I got a new trivia buddy. You don't remember what the tiebreaker was.
Speaker 3Yeah, I cannot remember what the tiebreaker was on that one man, you're getting old.
Speaker 4Memories first go.
Speaker 3Dude, look Cruise. Memory is weird. It all blends together and you forget everything. You need a journal.
Speaker 4Where's your journal?
Speaker 1Yeah, where's your journal? Right, we need to buy you a Disney journal. So when you go and do the shit you can write it down.
Speaker 3I just write it all down Live blogging. I'll pay for the internet package next time and just Instagram it all.
Speaker 4And then you write it off with your taxes.
Speaker 1Yeah, Businesses yeah. So then you did the advance after, or was that the?
Speaker 3next day yeah, the advance was on the last day, I think. Yeah, I think it was in the afternoon after, because then the third day on the ship yeah, it was the beach day, so we got up early, we went out to the beach, I went in the water for a little bit, but then everybody ditched me. So I was like, well, fuck you guys, I went and took a nap on the beach. It was kind of nice.
Speaker 4On the beach, on the sand. You slept on the sand.
Speaker 3Oh, what kind of heathen do you think I am? They have a bunch of chairs and shit on them a beach in the first place.
Speaker 4That's the kind of heathen I think you are. You went. It starts and stops right there. I went to the beach, I'm out.
Speaker 3No, they have chairs and umbrellas and shit that just live out there. You just go out there, you get drinks and shit brought to you.
Speaker 4Are those chairs on the sand? Yeah, how do you get to the chair?
Speaker 3You walk through the sand, bro, float you float, he walks through the sand bro.
Speaker 1You float.
Speaker 3I was this close to taking a picture of my sandy-ass feet and sending them to you.
Speaker 4I just hope I wasn't eating. You would have got that emoji.
Speaker 3Look at the sandy hobbits I got.
Speaker 1I'm just really glad to know that if I ever get tired of Lou's house, I'm just going to be like I'm going to the beach and he'll be like I'm out. Really glad to know that if I ever get tired of Lou's house, I'm just going to be like I'm going to the beach and he'll be like I'm out, all right, cool.
Speaker 4It's like all you had to say was I wanted some time to myself. You didn't have to just go to the beach.
Speaker 1That's my safe word. Is the beach Right, right, hey Lou, I think.
Speaker 4I want to go to the beach. Cool, I'll catch up with you in a couple hours. I'll know what that means. We could be freaking middle of the country, no water around, no beach around. Hey, lou, I'm gonna go to the beach, gotcha buddy.
Speaker 3See you in three hours kill his mom and he's like coming. John wick, after you just go, stand on the beach yep, come and get me what you doing now.
Speaker 4It's like you'll die of old age over there too.
Speaker 1That's fine, yeah, because that's awesome Right there on the pavement. You could never leave the beach Because we're on the beach. That makes you old. You're there long enough. You're there long enough.
Speaker 4It'll kill you. I'll have Uber Eats delivered to my ass and lose weight. You ain't getting off that beach.
Speaker 1Every time I order Uber Eats, the driver just gets killed by Lou as he walks by. What walks by? What are you doing? Fuck your food.
Speaker 4No, no, not fuck your food. I'm about to eat your food.
Speaker 1Thank you for my dinner, then I'm about there catching seafood. I'm not even going to eat it, lou.
Speaker 4Right.
Speaker 3I got this crab Look at it.
Speaker 1I'm putting it back in the water. Be free, we'll sand on it.
Speaker 4Great Great.
Speaker 3They move Well, sand on it. Right. While he's tugging the grapes over. So they move. They move a lot of the food off of the ship, so you kind of have to go if you want the good food. I'll deal with not good food. Yeah, that's fine too Well.
Speaker 1You don't have to go to the beach to get the good food you don't. You can stay on the boardwalk.
Speaker 4It is paid. They have a boardwalk. They have a boardwalk. Is all that food included too?
Speaker 1Yes, well, because you're on the Disney Island, so everything on the Disney Island is included.
Speaker 4It's like an extension of the ship at that point Basically.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh, that's cool, the Wi-Fi still works out here.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, there's places where I'm not going to touch the sand.
Speaker 1It's fine, you can rent bikes and golf carts and shit like that and go around you can just walk around and check out chicks in their bikinis.
Speaker 4I'd say walking around part is fine. Chicks in their bikinis is definitely fine. Chicks out of their bikinis is finer.
Speaker 1But that happens in the water, Lou. You're on the Disney Island, Lou. There ain't no new beach on the Disney Island.
Speaker 4I might like me some boobies, but I don't like them that much. They can stay in the water. Uh-uh, they can be without me.
Speaker 1I'll get a zoom Lou out there with a pair of binoculars.
Speaker 4Yep, I'll get some binoculars For real, Looking down every five seconds making sure the sand ain't coming up on me. Shit, I mean. Matter of fact, I won't even wear them like this I'm going to wear. I have one eye out so I can still look down.
Speaker 1Then just get a telescope Lou out there with the hey it'd be appropriate, my own pirate shit going on. Click, click, click, lou stopped.
Speaker 4It's going to be this, this, this, this.
Speaker 1So you got a nice nap.
Speaker 3Yeah. Then we had breakfast or lunch. I guess. The crazy shit about that island, though, is the seagulls know when it's dinner time, and they all just come and they will straight up land on your table, and they were like damn, what are you gonna do about it? Bitch, I'm gonna eat your hamburger mine, mine, yeah, mine mine right, but like people are scared of them because when they come and land they'd like flap their wings real quick to like stop. And bitches are like ah.
Speaker 4They're trying to kill me, the birds, the birds I'm telling you break one of their necks and leave it on your table. Leave that dead bird on your table, the other ones will learn.
Speaker 1Capital punishment, but I ain't eating no food with no dead bird on the table.
Speaker 4Why not? It ain't doing nothing to you.
Speaker 3They're big tails. You can put it on one side of the tail.
Speaker 4Yeah, just put it over there that way they all know.
Speaker 1Except for the only catch would be the seagull lands and got sandy feet.
Speaker 4And Lou's like oh shit, whoa, I'm starting to sweat. You need to stop that shit.
Speaker 1He's like it's between David Blaine doing a magic trick and he's like, oh, my god oh my god, get away. Yeah, we can't.
Speaker 4No, yeah, I'm going to go back on the boat. As soon as that shit happens, I'm back on the boat. I will eat the disgusting food that's left on the boat. Forget all the good stuff. What are you eating? Some takis, I got, I got. I got leftover cold pizza or some shit, Sub sandwich Celery the celery soup. And a sub sandwich that's got the saran wrap wrapped. That's how you know the quality of the sub sandwich it's got saran wrap and a fucking barcode sticker holding that saran wrap. Closed.
Speaker 1And it expired. It expired the day you got on the boat.
Speaker 4Man man, I know, I know.
Speaker 3He is sweating, yeah, so we got. We left we ate. We left. Go shower, get changed up, wash all that sand off, coarse and rough and it gets everywhere. Do that first.
Speaker 4Walk around with a bottle every step.
Speaker 3They do have showers next to the restroom so you can wash it all off.
Speaker 4That's not bad.
Speaker 3Yeah. I got my feet so my feet weren't all sandy. If you're washing it off, that means it got on you Exactly, yeah. But then it started to storm. We went out onto our veranda and we were looking and you just see the clouds coming in and it just came down.
Speaker 4It was cray did they make you like stay indoors and that happens? Are you allowed to go outside, even even though it's raining? You know that no, you could.
Speaker 3It's slippery as fuck.
Speaker 4They warn you yeah, I mean just like hang on to the rail just just to be out in it and watch it. I think that would be kind of cool yeah, I mean, well, we're, we are.
Speaker 3Ferrando was covered, so yeah, no, we just stay out there and chill. We watched everybody come off the island getting soaked, like you gonna drown, honky you know, just stand there in line pores damn the pores right, um. So then I think, that was um. After that was advanced star wars trivia um what about questions there?
Speaker 1what's done?
Speaker 4oh, this is the one where, like the next highest group got five wrong, you guys only got three wrong, right?
Speaker 1yeah, too long yeah so tell me your five. You got wrong, come on.
Speaker 4No, no, no, he only got two wrong, but the next closest team they were all butthurt because in trivia obviously each question the value, you got five points. If they got three wrong they lost by 15 points. That's pretty damn. That's a hell of a beatdown.
Speaker 3Some of them weren't actually that hard. One that stumped us for a little bit was what planet was introduced? Um, in the mandalorian, where ahsoka fought. Uh, lady elspeth corvus, yep, so that took.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was the. Uh, that was the one with michael bian on it, right where there's the. It was the temple and it started out.
Speaker 3Yeah, or he was like a security guard or something. Yeah, so that one took a little bit to think of the word, but the one that I got wrong for sure was you'll never get better, or who said you'll? Never get better sleep than being curled up in a Wookiee's lap.
Speaker 4I could remember his name, but I knew when Jack told me that I was like uh.
Speaker 1Was it somebody from the Young Jedi? No, Woody.
Shows, Marvel Restaurant and Final Cruise Events
Speaker 3Harrel Jedi. Woody Harrelson. No, it was Rio Durant, I could not remember his name. It was not Filoni the other guy, it was Favreau's character in Solo. Yeah, I didn't like how it was written because there's a lot of answers that it could be. What advice did Han give Finn when they went to Maz's castle? I put women always find out the truth, because that is one of the things he said to him. But that wasn't the answer they were looking for. It was don't stare.
Speaker 4I'm like that's when you meet. Maz, though that wasn't like going into the castle when they're on their way into the castle.
Speaker 1That's also advice.
Speaker 4Yeah, but it wasn't advice going to the castle, that was advice elsewhere on. The Women Always Find Out, Literally right before they walked in the bar. He said that to them.
Speaker 1It was like oh yeah.
Speaker 4Oh, by the way, or something like that, don't stare. But then, yeah, it's like oh, by the way or something like that Don't stare, yeah.
Speaker 3But then, yeah, like Moff Tarkin's first name, that was on there again. That was on there last year.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, that was Wilhelm or Wilhuff, wilhuff, wilhuff, yeah, yeah, it was last year I remember that, mm-?
Speaker 3How did Kylo find his way to Exegol? What did he use? The Sith Holocron.
Speaker 4The Wayfinder. The Wayfinder.
Speaker 1Wait, exegol. What are you guys talking about? It's the one that's in. Star.
Speaker 4Tours. Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, that one weird one where you're underwater and going through a burned out Death Star. Yeah Cool, never Cool.
Speaker 3Never not be funny. Another one that stumped a lot of haters because everybody's like I don't watch the sequels. Oh, yeah. Was who did Luke say no one's ever really gone to Exactly?
Speaker 1But I don't watch the sequels when they had their last meeting, when he gave her the dice right, yep, yep.
Speaker 3The haters, bro, fuck them. I'm not saying the sequels are my favorite.
Speaker 1But I'm saying if we went on a Disney cruise, I'd make sure to watch all eight of them before the last one's on you guys. They'd be like how many ships. At least count the other two, buddy Go 10. I can go 10.
Speaker 3I hope they did ask what ship Kylo flew in Last Jedi. Was it Last Jedi? No, it had to be Skywalker.
Speaker 4I think that's yeah, the one where he was chasing Rey in.
Speaker 1Yeah, the tie. It was like a tie variation, right? Mm-hmm. Did they ever actually say the name? It's on the toy box, at least.
Speaker 4It's on the toy.
Speaker 1I don't know, but I'm saying in the movie in the movie they no Okay.
Speaker 4Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, no, yeah, no.
Speaker 2But he flew that in the second one too, when he blew out the window before mary poppins.
Speaker 1Yeah right he had the same ship up until up until she cut it open.
Speaker 4Yeah, I love the last jedi, but I could call it out.
Speaker 3I'm okay with that. So it's after all the trivies. You hold up your paper. They're like who got one, who got two, and as you your number gets called, you put it down right, because you don't have it anymore. Everybody put their papers down at 15. I'm still holding mine up like 16 what was 15?
Speaker 1wait what was 15 the number of questions you got right no, no, oh, number of questions you got right, okay, I thought number okay yeah, so he's like 15, 16, 17, 18.
Speaker 3I'm like that's where I stopped, but everybody else was down at like 15, so Nice job sir.
Speaker 4And then, um, did you need the other guy's help for that one? No, yeah, did he need your help?
Speaker 3Probably, I think so. Yeah, okay, because he was not a sequel hater, but he wasn't as well-versed in them, which I mean. It's fair, you know they're newer, it's cool to hate them, right now Newer.
Speaker 4The first one came out 10 years ago.
Speaker 1Still Hating, but again, people hated the prequels for a decade.
Speaker 3Exactly.
Speaker 1The prequels are now just getting their love, so it took 20, 25 years for them to get their flowers exactly well for one and two anyway this dude walks in, he's wearing a tank top, he's got this whole freaking Star Wars sleeve.
Speaker 3I'm like, oh, there's my competition nope, he was on 15 and then I saw him up on the deck later getting drinks at the bar like sorry drinking is, drinking is yep, drinking is all right, I had both my medals on, because they only give you four medals per team. So I gave the other dude two, I kept two. So I'm walking up there with my two medals on just strutting.
Speaker 4Wait, was it just you two as a team?
Speaker 3It was me. The wife and the oldest were all there.
Speaker 4So why didn't you get the three and he get one? Because he gave the other one and his wife, and they didn't care.
Speaker 1Wait he had his wife too, she wasn't there, but the wife and the kid didn't care.
Speaker 4Yeah, they don't care. Well, I'm just thinking if it's two to two, if it's four people on a team, then all four get a medal. Yeah.
Speaker 2Basically, he gave up one of his medals to give to him.
Speaker 1They were just there.
Speaker 4All you have to do is be there. That counts.
Speaker 3If the answer wasn't Loathcat, they didn't know.
Speaker 4There was a lot of high school physics Things that I did when other people got Medals off of my work Still better.
Speaker 1Still better. The important part, people Is. Lou does not carry a grudge.
Speaker 4At all. Fucking. Fuck you. 95 Houston Rockets beating the Lakers in the playoffs, Whatever.
Speaker 3And then that night's show was Aladdin. Aladdin Live is so much fun because the genie gets to just go fucking crazy, right? So obviously it's edited for time and all that shit, right? So it's not like the whole Aladdin story. So they cut out Abu, very sad. I don't know how you do Aladdin without Abu.
Speaker 4Yeah, what the hell.
Speaker 1I think it would be hard to do Abu, though, unless you just had him as a static animatronic at the front of the stage or something.
Speaker 4Well, they did it with the whole lion king. They just hold up a cardboard thing or whatever, and that would have been I mean they had iago iago's in there.
Speaker 3He's like a puppet if they can do that, then they can do a boo so the genie comes out, they get to that part and um, so he's like oh, you don't know my name yet, so we haven't done my theme song. So I was like, hell, yeah, here it goes. Never had a friend like me. He goes louis flying carpet. Oh my god, yeah I like that.
Speaker 3That's funny I was dying, um. And then the other part where he asked where Aladdin asked him what his wish would be. He's like well, nobody's ever asked me that. I just have so many dreams. It would just be so full of magic and I would treasure it so much. Just go. He went through and named all the Disney ships. That was hilarious. That sounds cool. I like that one.
Speaker 4Yeah, that was hilarious. That sounds cool. I like that one.
Speaker 3Yeah, that was pretty good. Um, and the effects in it were good too, like when jafar turns into a snake and stuff. It's all done really well for a broadway show on a cruise ship right on a boat.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah just be like where's black, cario, where's black? Get her out here, she's on stage playing someone else.
Speaker 3She might have been fucking jasmine that night, I don't remember. Yeah, yeah, lou doesn't understand broadway companies where they just have to ask whoever they have is who yeah looking at you, hamilton right and then um, dinner.
Speaker 3That night was actually aladdin was the next night there. On that night, um, there's the beach island night, yeah, so it was pirates of the caribbean, so there was like a pirate party that would have been on deck if it didn't rain, um, and fireworks um. But that night we watched elio, which I actually enjoyed. It was super enjoyable. Disney's marketing team failed that movie 100 but it was super enjoyable.
Speaker 1I liked it a lot. Did you even see any elio stuff in the uh parks when you guys were there?
Speaker 3yeah, they got um. They got like plushies and stuff um. I know they released a couple of pins but yeah, no, their marketing team failed that movie Huge.
Speaker 4Well, it's only projected to lose $250 million. So far.
Speaker 3They should have tried to market it a little better.
Speaker 4I think Disney forgot they had a movie coming out. Well, it probably wouldn't have done well anyway. Disney's failed so many parents that they just don't trust them anymore.
Speaker 3This one has a Mexican kid in it.
Speaker 4He's not Mexican. Yes, he is. No, he's Korean, he's Mexican, you sure he's Mexican.
Speaker 1He is, have you seen?
Speaker 4the movie, all the videos I'm watching, say the kid's Korean, he's not Korean, korean he's not Korean. Maybe that's part of the problem. You're right.
Speaker 1The marketing did fail. You don't even know what race.
Speaker 4The kid is Exactly. And then they make a Mexican because that's not a hot topic right now. Their last name is Solis, okay, Mexican S-O-L-I-S. No, that could be like South American, like Brazil or something.
Speaker 3It's not Korean.
Speaker 4He could be half Korean. He could be half Korean, we don't know. Do they show mom and dad in the movie?
Speaker 3Yes, there's a picture of them, because they're dead, because it's a Disney movie.
Speaker 4Figures. So, yes, there's a picture of them because they're dead. Because it's a Disney movie, I figured, so one of them could have been Korean. His name could have been something Kim Solis.
Speaker 3But it was pretty good. The little alien dude was cool. It was funny, I enjoyed it. And Zoe Saldana was the aunt, so she's Mexican too.
Speaker 4I'd watch it when it's free on Disney. I don't have the hate for that one. Like Little Mermaid and Snow White, it's also an animated movie, Luke.
Speaker 1It's not a real life movie.
Speaker 4Don't matter, I can still hate it.
Speaker 1As you do most things, so it's fine.
Speaker 4Yeah, come on now. Have you not met me?
Speaker 1Yes, I have.
Speaker 4The hate is real. I mean it's Disney, Not like we're talking about Ironheart or anything.
Speaker 3So then, whatever Everything's jumbled now, we had dinner. Our last night was at the Marvel restaurant.
Speaker 1So you got to help Ant-Man and Wasp again.
Speaker 3Yep, that's cool they have these quantum generators Marvel restaurant. So you got to help Ant-Man and Wasp again. Yep, yeah, that's cool. They have these quantum generators on everybody's table. It has four buttons on it. You push it at a certain time during the show, there's a show on the screen and then you shrink the ship down and there's a huge seagull next to the ship.
Speaker 4While you're having dinner.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4That's kind of cool. I might be a little distracted. The food's good, but that's still kind of cool.
Speaker 3It's not playing the whole time.
Speaker 1Yeah, you get time to eat.
Speaker 3In between they show the Avenger files. So they're showing clips from Black Panther and Ant-Man and all this other shit. And then at the end there is an actual movie. Falcon comes onto the ship because Ultron is trying to take over the ship because the quantum generator is there. Then Ms Marvel shows up and Captain Marvel who else it might just be those three Spider-Man is on his way. He finally gets there at the end and comes around and says hi to everyone at their table. That's kind of cool. Wow, they got the rights for that.
Speaker 3Yeah, mcu spider-man I mean, yeah, I suppose okay, so and it's funny because there's clips going around of this little movie that they show on this on the ship, but it's like dark and blurry and they're like, oh, here's footage from doomsday that they just started filming. I'm'm like no, that's from the cruise ship dinner.
Speaker 4That's not quite what that is, but thanks for being dumbasses.
Speaker 1It's the genie was the one putting it on, Guys this is. Doomsday.
Speaker 3Yeah, and then the next morning was breakfast. We had to go back to Marvel for breakfast. Before they kick you off the ship.
Speaker 4Had to.
Speaker 3If you want breakfast, yeah.
Speaker 4That's the only option for breakfast.
Speaker 3Yeah, you go to whatever restaurant you had dinner at the night before.
Speaker 4That's the standard thing, okay.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yeah, just so everybody's not crowded into one restaurant.
Speaker 4So did you do the buffet at all?
Speaker 3Yeah, we did it a couple times, we so did you do the buffet at all? Yeah, we did it a couple times.
Speaker 4So we did it that first time on the first day.
Speaker 3Oh, you couldn't get it to the sandwich restaurant. I think I went up there with the oldest once or twice, but mostly we ate at the food court because there's like five or six different stations. There's like a burger and hot dog station, a taco station, a barbecue station, um, an ice cream station I hated that one the most. A pizza one, um yeah. So one night they showed um Empire Strikes Back up on the On the deck.
Speaker 1That'd be dope.
Speaker 4I remember you watched that one. That was the same night that I showed old girl seagulls for the first time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what she loved.
Speaker 3Only people With taste would love it.
Speaker 4I mean, let's be real, she didn't. I mean, I don't know if she'll be back.
Speaker 1There's the door. Leave your key.
Speaker 4Wasn't she supposed to come to San Diego? I'm like, yeah, there was a problem Supposed to. She didn't laugh when that log or leave your key. Wasn't she supposed to?
Speaker 3come to San Diego, I'm like, yeah, there was a problem Supposed to she didn't laugh when that log had a child.
Speaker 4She did not and that's why she's not here, but it was so funny. She found that funny and as soon as that came up, I showed her your text, because the last text that I got from you was that quote.
Speaker 3So she started laughing even more when I showed her that, so I didn't watch all of it, just because we had to get up early the next day for whatever you know how it ends, whatever, yeah, exactly, I've seen it once or twice. I've seen it a couple times. I was just laying there with my two medals, just chilling um I would have walked around three medals the whole time right. The only problem is the first and last one were both Pluto and I'm like.
Speaker 4Oh, they're not Star Wars medals.
Speaker 3No, no, no, they're just generic ones, right, we talked about that for the last cruise. Yeah, they're just cruise ship medals.
Speaker 1You had a bunch of duplicates that you had to swap with people or whatever to get.
Speaker 3So I'm trying to just get the whole set. I'm trying to just get the whole set. Once you have the whole set, are?
Speaker 4you still doing trivia. I'm like, yeah, I need doubles to train Crush people's dreams. Yeah, the point. Did you not watch Conan the Barbarian Right, they're a rule.
Speaker 3She did go watch Thunderbolts for a second time. We were just going to watch it for a little bit. I only watched it for a little bit because there was another trivia I wanted to go to. It was Disney Toons trivia and I fucking bombed it. I should have just watched Thunderbolts, but yeah no, she watched the whole thing, disney what, which is. Toons, toons. Yeah, that was the music one right and the movie yeah.
Speaker 4Oh, good God.
Speaker 3Yeah, it hurt it hurt.
Speaker 4Did anybody get all 20?
Speaker 3No, but there was another Disney tunes that we did later and somebody did get 20 out of 20. They were both high school music teachers that go to Disney all the time.
Speaker 4I was like fuck you guys.
Speaker 1You know the difference between A-fl. A minor a so does, so does drake at least I get the joke last time I didn't get the joke now I get it.
Speaker 4Y'all talking about that negro and negro music crime.
Speaker 1I get you, I'm there I just love the fact that I'm able to talk in a podcast that nobody listens to about Drake and McKendrick Bam got my Kendrick tour shirt on.
Speaker 3There we go, Monster.
Speaker 4Yep, whatever that. I don't know what that means, but whatever.
Speaker 3It's the DJ's name.
Speaker 4Oh really.
Speaker 3And his real name is Dijon, so you know growing up they called him. Monster. Fucking.
Speaker 4Grey. Poupon over here.
Speaker 1There's one weekend one of the podcasts. There will be a podcast that we send Lou a bunch of rap music and then we have to explain it to him. It'll be the weirdest podcast ever.
Speaker 4I was like I don't get this one. It's like, yeah, we're sitting here white-splaining rap music to Lou. That would be a fun podcast. It's like, oh wait, guys, this one was really good. When did that one come out?
Speaker 187. And it's Kenny Rogers.
Speaker 4We're like, oh my God, he didn't know where to hold him or fold him. It was wild, it was wild. It was poker rap. Wrong playlist.
Speaker 1Shit, oh man poker round wrong playlist shit oh man then you hopped off the boat and came back, or were you there for a night?
Disney+ Shows and Denver Comic Con Plans
Speaker 3no, we had to go back to the Polynesian for, uh, you know how timeshares be right like hey, come and see, blah, blah, blah aren't you top tier?
Speaker 4no that was Disney.
Speaker 3So we went to go check out the new. Oh yeah, blah, blah, blah. Wait, aren't you top tier? No, that was Disney, oh, okay, okay. So we went to go check out the new tower they have at Polynesian Beautiful, by the way, I would totally stay there, but with two mortgages right now we couldn't swing it right. That's fair. But we only went because when we were at Epcot we went to the DVC lounge and they had this cool little messenger bag, you know, like the Hello Kitty one. She got in that other place that we were at.
Speaker 3Yeah, so she's like oh, cool, a DVC one. So they're like, well, yeah, come and do a member update. So we went and listened to them talk and price everything. The cool part about Disney, though, is you're just like no, I'm good. They're like okay, cool, I'll walk you out, here's your free gift. Instead of oh, let me get my manager, oh, but we can do this, but we can do this. What if I throw in? This is another gift? Don't you just tell them no, and I'm like okay for parking. Like hey, well, give me free parking.
Speaker 4I'm like well, first of all, I ain't got time. That's the best. It's like well, when are you free between now and I'm not?
Speaker 3I will be gone. He technically doesn't have a full weekend ticket to come.
Speaker 4Dude right, I still don't have time.
Speaker 1They don't know that.
Speaker 3Look, I just Sir, I see, here.
Speaker 4You're not even going to preview night you keep thinking that, sir, you keep thinking that um my name dan dan. Daniel is a boy's name.
Speaker 3I'm just saying stop hating minnesota vikings fans now, yeah, daniel got it.
Speaker 1So then, um then, yeah, we went to uh, there's a Stop hating, I mean.
Speaker 3Minnesota Vikings fans know yeah, Daniel got it. So then, yeah, we went to. There's a place out there called Cheddar's, it's really good food.
Speaker 4Oh, we had those out here. Yeah, the cafe.
Speaker 3Yeah, so we go. We stopped there ate, went to the airport. That wasn't delayed. I watched Ironheart on the way home, home. I was hoping it would last longer.
Speaker 1It's like a four-ish hour flight. Oh oh yeah, just under an hour yeah, you were done, you were done in like two and a half hours and you're like 43 minutes, 47 minutes, 40 minutes I really hate that they're I mean, we're not talking about Ironheart, but I really Disney's made a really bad habit of building in the ad times to the shows even though you don't have ads right. Like they're making the show so they can put ads into it. That's why it's 43 minutes?
Speaker 4Yep, I don't. I don't see it that way, I see it, I just. They just write, whatever the reason why their their times are inconsistent. That that was the truth. I would expect every hour long show to be 43 minutes or whatever it is.
Speaker 1I mean there's, there's a variable in there, but I mean I think that a lot of them are set up for to add ads because they're putting, they're, they're putting peacemaker on fucking tnt I saw an ad and I'm like, but but peacemaker is the same thing. It's like 43 minutes, 40, 40.
Speaker 4It's between 40 and 43 minutes, Like so like yeah, but like moon night, for example, you got a, a 47 minute episode and then a 33 minute episode. That to me, that doesn't add up to that, that I can't conclude that because that's what always bugged me about Mandalorian DeLorean too yeah.
Speaker 3Standard, freaking whatever.
Speaker 4Jerks At the same time. Just give me the story. If it takes an hour.
Speaker 1It takes an hour.
Speaker 4If it takes 40 minutes, just whatever it takes to get to the story.
Speaker 1I don't think there's been very many hour-long episodes of any of their series, though.
Speaker 4No, not anymore. Early on I think there was maybe WandaVision some 50-something minute close to it. But you're right, I think they've been hovering in the low 40s, mid 40s for a while. That just could be a production thing like cost-wise, budget-wise. I don't know. I don't know Whatever they're doing, I just want it, whatever it takes, to tell the story properly. I don't care how. If it's a 31-minute episode, fine. If it's a 51 minute episode, fine. Just don't leave me like wanting one way or the other. How the hell did that story?
Speaker 1take an hour and a half. That's what I was looking at. I was like you don't have any times we've done the. Okay, let's talk about this adventure, that so and so went on, and then you're like you talk about it and you're like it's been 18 minutes, wait, hang on.
Speaker 4So we're not gonna leave out some details.
Speaker 1Yeah, well, what we should do is we should cut it here and then we'll jump into the next one and we'll be a week ahead.
Speaker 4All right.
Speaker 1We'll just record the trailers, one right now.
Speaker 4That's not a bad idea, because I'm going to be at Denver Comic Con next week.
Speaker 1I mean I'm good for rolling into doing the trailers for next week. I mean I'm good for rolling into doing the trailers for next week. Doing next week's pod tonight, and then we're good for the next two weeks.
Speaker 4Either way, whatever, like I told you, I don't have to work. We'll talk about it after, but with that being said, Jack, I'm glad you had a good time Always, because that's how we roll.
Speaker 1Next year we're all going to be on it together. We'll have the internet package. One of us will have the internet package, so it'll be a stuttery three-shot of us. Anything else? Lou, how was your week real quick.
Speaker 4Not bad Quiet, fast, busy, all of it. It's like everything, everything you could think of, it all happened. It was like, oh, this part of the week was slow, this part of week was fast, this part was busy, this part I got you. It was just, but nothing crazy though. So it was like a lot of it is just. You know, I'm I am getting my stuff together, getting organized for denver comic con are you uh driving in every day to denver?
Speaker 1are you staying in Denver? Yeah?
Speaker 4it's only a 20-minute drive for me, Okay that's not bad at all 25 max maybe Not at all so yeah. I'll just drive in park at the convention center.
Speaker 4I'll get there early enough to get parking and then I'll head over and walk over to a place called Sam 3 for breakfast every morning and then for lunch I'll hit someplace downtown. There's a ramen place that I like. I'll hit there at least once. A second one, similar, is ramen and other things. I'll hit that one at least once, because it's four days it's Thursday through Sunday, nice and then we'll go from there. Get some lot of grass for me, get some done for Jack. Yeah, so that'll be next week. That'll be next week's conversation, if it happens, or the week after it'll be.
Speaker 1I'll feel you guys in a how denver comic and rosa hasn't been doing um an overarching theme for their shirts this year.
Speaker 4No oh yeah, the way it's not floral like it was last year, yeah, so that's kind of weird yeah, I'm curious. I mean with with the con.
Speaker 1In four days I'm haven't heard any reports I would expect it probably even to be tomorrow. Yeah, it's usually the Monday or Tuesday before, right, jack? Yeah, they usually give you a couple days.
Speaker 4I've got at least two other people going with Friday and Saturday. We'll see how Sunday goes. So if we need extra stuff, I've got extra people to grab and you've got your Hilton Park in direct Yep.
Speaker 1Nice For San.
Speaker 4Diego. You know what I heard when it went up to the general public. When it went up on Monday, there was still convention parking available, that's so weird, so they must have held back some for the first 100 people or something, something. Yeah, don't like it, but it's cool.
Speaker 1Yep, all right, 100 people or something. Don't like it, but it's cool.
Speaker 3Alright, kids Lou have fun at.
Speaker 1Denver Comic Con. Maybe it'll just be trailers, maybe it'll be.
Speaker 3Lou Bye Peace.
Podcasts we love
Check out these other fine podcasts recommended by us, not an algorithm.
