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Vaguely Inconsistent
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Ever wondered why toddlers smell like pancake syrup? According to our hosts, it's a universal phenomenon - these "biological warfare" agents emit a sweet aroma regardless of their breakfast choices. This bizarre observation kicks off a rollicking conversation that weaves through retail adventures, customer service nightmares, and the dying art of collectibility.
The group recounts harrowing tales of Sam's Club experiences and parking lot accidents before diving into the fascinating downfall of Funko Pop collectibles. What was once a thriving market has suffered from overproduction and vault-breaking - when everything is "special," nothing is. Our collectors debate whether Funko's recent course corrections might save the brand or if it's simply too late for the once-coveted vinyl figures.
Movie reviews take center stage as the hosts dissect "Naked Gun" (a triumphant return to classic comedy that had Tuesday night audiences actually applauding) and "Weapons" (a masterfully constructed horror film that builds tension for 75 minutes before unleashing chaos). Between these thoughtful critiques come outrageous personal anecdotes about midget burlesque shows, airplane deplaning etiquette, and confrontational strategies that include the showstopping line: "I'm prepared to go back to jail, are you?"
The conversation wraps with nostalgic musings on GI Joe figures, upcoming comic conventions, and the approaching football season. Whether you're a collector mourning the loss of rarity in your hobby, a parent who's noticed that peculiar pancake syrup smell, or someone who appreciates unfiltered commentary on pop culture, this episode delivers laughs, insights, and unexpected connections in equal measure.
Join us for this wide-ranging, no-holds-barred discussion that proves once again why our podcast has become the go-to destination for authentic conversation about the absurdities of modern life and the entertainment that helps us navigate it.
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kids as weapons. I like it. That's how I always view them. They are Little little they're either like little biological, biological warfare Little plague monsters.
Speaker 2:They smell like pancake syrup.
Speaker 3:They smell.
Speaker 1:How do you?
Speaker 2:make your kids smell like pancake syrup. They all smell like syrup dude. At a certain age they all smell like syrup. They don't even have to have pancakes for breakfast, they just smell like syrup.
Speaker 1:Well, I guess, if their dad's the milkman from Canada, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah Next time you're around a toddler, two, three years old, just smell him.
Speaker 1:That's going to go over. Well, can I smell your baby? I?
Speaker 3:didn't smell your child, my black ass and white ass, boulder, I ain't doing that. I'm good.
Speaker 1:When we go visit Lou in Boulder we're going to be like okay, lou, five bucks. Next baby that walks in. Smell that white baby.
Speaker 3:Wait now For five bucks. I do. I don't give a fuck, We'll get it over, I got some cheese.
Speaker 2:White people love cheese bring it over.
Speaker 1:People do love cheese, exactly like the gouda I got.
Speaker 3:I got cheese sticks in the fridge right now.
Speaker 1:We got velveta and cheddar.
Speaker 2:That's why his bro keeps coming over because he got the cheese in the fridge, that's who I get it for too he ran out one week and she, she didn't come over I did not express oil that week.
Speaker 1:Old girl was like I got cheese in the fridge and he's like damn. And she's like oh well, look, I got to do my hair.
Speaker 3:I forgot to do my laundry. I got to go. I got to get my hair.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I forgot. I'm proactive. I got gotta use the free file before they take it away from us.
Speaker 3:I have projected the last three months. I am filing early, I'm always like man, I gotta go back to Sam's Club Shit. I went to Sam's.
Speaker 2:Club. Today I had to get salt for the water softener and I use scan and go because that shit's fucking awesome oh yeah, and every time I see people online I'm like what the hell are you doing? But then, like they usually check your qr code on the way out, oh yeah, no, they got like a fast scan. You just hold your phone pointing up and you walk through the arch. It scans your phone, you just walk out wait, wait.
Speaker 3:where have you been that, like last year's technology, I've been?
Speaker 2:doing that for a year.
Speaker 3:Wow, You've been going to Costco the whole time. Is that what's going on Sometimes? Yeah, the first time I did that when I walked through and the lady's like oh, you're good, I'm like huh, the thing scans you. If you look, you can see the cameras and all that.
Speaker 2:It's like the Tolane freaking knee level scanner, but yeah.
Speaker 1:No, you were just thrown off because there was some white lady saying you good.
Speaker 3:Because he got some cheese. No, hold on, no, no, no. I wish that was the case this Longmont. It was suspended.
Speaker 1:Oh, all right, there you go. That's how Longmont rolls.
Speaker 2:Just so you know. So no, he almost wasn't good.
Speaker 3:No, because Isabella was doing her thing.
Speaker 1:No, no, mr.
Speaker 3:Superman, no hair.
Speaker 1:Get the Windex? No, oh no.
Speaker 3:That's funny, though, because I was there today too.
Speaker 2:No. I guess I haven't been a lot because it was I don't know a year and a half, two years ago. I went there with my oldest. This old bitch hit her with her car, car yeah. We were walking and she was turning. And like she had time to stop and she was going slow, but she kept going and I and I had to yank her back. So luckily it just clipped her leg. But yeah, she's been traumatized and she's had a limp since then.
Speaker 3:Right, that's a lawsuit, man, she just kept going I beat the crap out of her car too Hit and run. Yeah, hit and run, get the license plate. My neck hurt even though I got hit in the leg, but my neck hurt real bad.
Speaker 1:My neck hurt too because Whiplash watched the car drive by.
Speaker 3:For real. Trying to figure out who the fuck you think you are. I'm traumatized from watching it because now I can't watch pedestrians in a shopping center, so that's psychological damage to me. I'm going to need about.
Speaker 1:I feel traumatized you fitting the story.
Speaker 3:Need about $450?. Inflation Tariffs For real. I'm digging the colors of that shirt dog, that Star Wars shirt is.
Speaker 1:I think it's a Target one.
Speaker 3:Looks like a black light style or something I think so I think it is Maybe a Target.
Speaker 1:It might be a Target special, one of those Target 1299 specials.
Speaker 3:Usually them Target 1299 specials are for eight-year-olds.
Speaker 1:That's true. Hey, I've been fasting, so you know.
Speaker 3:Do what you got to do. I'm sick of three XLs on Roosevelt selling out, so I'm going to go to two XLs, calm down.
Speaker 1:Calm down, lou, you about selling out, so I'm gonna get it go to 2x. Calm down, calm down, lou. You got me my 3xs, that's all that matters. I still love the fact that we first the first time we ever talked about it. You're like nah, it's only xls and 2x to sell out first. I'm like mug, walk to the line, it's always the 3x is always the first one sold out. It's medium, fat, kid medium always sells out first. What, what's been? It's funny.
Speaker 3:You say that because I was looking at some shit earlier and what's X's always the first one sold out. Fat Kid Medium always sells out first. It's funny you say that because I was looking at some shit earlier and what's going is first three X's and then L, and then X, then two X's. It's like alright.
Speaker 1:Eventually you got three mediums left.
Speaker 3:Dude, no extra small, that's what you have left.
Speaker 1:That's the one thing that really pisses me off about the roosevelt site is you get all excited because you're like, oh shit, I want that shirt.
Speaker 3:And you go and look and it's like everything has an x through it except for xl and like yeah, they need to figure out a way to put that on the cover, like when you see the picture. They need to either put up what's available or what's sold. I don't't care which way they do it, but I'm sick of clicking this shit. I was doing that this weekend because an old girl got her 30% off and used it on the Evil Queen stuff, like I was telling y'all, or at least I was telling Jack some of the shirts, I was like, all right, why don't you go through and mark favorites all the shirts you want, so when you do get these big.
Speaker 3:so we're going to get a 20% sale coming off soon because of the being at Comic Con Yep. Yeah, so I did the same thing. Turns out they're only like eight on my list.
Speaker 1:She's got like 28 on hers. Well, I mean, the nice thing is if you could do like a favorite size with your profile and then if you go and look, those are the ones that maybe are like if you get them, like show me the new or whatever. Like it shows you a little mark on the screen. It's like hey, this is, this has a size that you want. Here's all the others that we have, but they don't have that size or just show me in stock in that size right, yeah, yeah, that might be a filter already, but if it's not, it needs to be but.
Speaker 1:But it'd be nice if you didn't have to filter it every time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be nice if you could just yeah, With your profile you put your size.
Speaker 2:We're now going to get a response from Roosevelt that says hey, you can't do that Coming soon with the new Kemp Kuna.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no it goes you can some feature that's already there, but I'd be cool with that. You log in and then it only shows you shirts in stock in your size, and then if I want to change the filters because I want to shop for somebody else, okay, fine, it'll do that, but it defaults to whatever size. So that would be pretty sweet actually.
Speaker 2:Why aren't we millionaires Back?
Speaker 3:to the point. But yeah, that's what triggered that, because I was going through looking for shirts to add. So when the 20% shows up and I kept clicking, I'm like, oh, that's kind of cool. Click extra small, okay. Click 5X, okay. All right, I guess I could buy a blanket. Some moo, moo For real 5X. No, lulu, it'd be a Lulu. It'd be a Lulu.
Speaker 2:It'd be a Lulu Lulu and a Moo Moo.
Speaker 3:You heard an elf on a shelf.
Speaker 1:Now you got a Lulu and a Moo Moo. That'd be a great meme for the six of us who would get it. The eight people that are listening are going to think it's hilarious.
Speaker 3:They wouldn't even get it until next week.
Speaker 1:Well, and only four of them will get it, because they're the only ones that watch the video. The other four would be like I don't even know what Lou looks like, so I don't know. Is that funny?
Speaker 3:Yes, it is. It would be funny folks Just as funny as me luring white people with cheese, Yep.
Speaker 2:Got a little box propped up on a stick with a string attached to it.
Speaker 3:Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 2:No, our last video on YouTube got 10 views.
Speaker 1:What? Wow? I'm just saying Any comments, any likes or just views, let's see.
Speaker 3:So what happened was? Old girl broke it up into eight minute shots.
Speaker 1:You want to know how shasty YouTube is now. These days they actually have it marked like it's a premium feature for the YouTube premium, where you, when you start like so, when they do the in, when they do the sponsor ads, and you start to fast forward it, it'll tell you, it'll say, hey, people have fast forwarded to this point, fast forward and it's the end of the ad well, because usually they make no money off those ads.
Speaker 1:They don't care, they're like, hey, this is a feature for you guys, like, oh, or the ad reads, the ad reads, right, you're right, yeah, the sponsors the sponsor content.
Speaker 3:Yeah, versus the YouTube commercial, yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah, Okay, I'm all like wait what Okay.
Speaker 1:I just think it's funny, because it's like oh, now you're taking food out of my mouth.
Speaker 3:Now see the part. That's easy. You just forward it until their code comes up on the bottom of the screen. It's like forward, forward, forward forward use code blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1:Okay, stop right there now it does it for you. I was like, oh okay, because I like I started fast forward and all of a sudden it was like people have fast forwarded to this point it was, you know, 30 seconds later or whatever and I click on it and they're like and now back to the video. And I was like weird. So I like looked it up and I was like is this some weird feature? And they're like no, no, this was was something YouTube introduced for the premium tier of the videos.
Speaker 3:Man, those people got to be pissed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because now you're cutting them off the knees. It's all the same. Five shit anyways, foom. Incogni NordVPN the thing that makes websites Squarespace.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think that's it. But yeah, you're right, it's basically the same ones Last year or the year before. It was Displate. Everybody was all over Displate, that's getting on my nerves.
Speaker 1:Well, and the one that I always remember that ended up just being a giant scam Was like buying the plot of land in like.
Speaker 3:Ireland or something, so you could become a king.
Speaker 1:So you could become a king or a lord or whatever, and they're like.
Speaker 3:We'll put that We'll put that.
Speaker 1:But hey, we'll still put that link in the comments.
Speaker 3:For real.
Speaker 1:Alright, lou, did we have any likes or?
Speaker 2:comments none, no, no, no, all right, I mean, they watched it.
Speaker 3:So whatever, yeah, I guess does it does it say if they watch the whole thing, like they can watch for four seconds, that kind?
Speaker 2:of.
Speaker 3:There's other um metrics stats I can go into and look at I always wonder, like if you just hit start, boom, that's a watch mic. You watch like four.
Speaker 1:No, you have to watch like a certain amount. You have to watch like a certain amount. You have to watch like 30 seconds or 45 seconds for it to actually like. Register as a view, I think. Oh.
Speaker 1:So if you like click on a video and think, oh shit, wrong video. I didn't mean to go into this. 9-11 was an shit, oh shit. And that's all you get on your YouTube suggestions. Exactly. Then it's all of a sudden it's like hey, you watch this video. Here are other videos you might like. You must also think the earth is flat right.
Speaker 3:Here's the tin foil hat channel that you might like. Yeah, you've watched this, so we think you might like this Like how come I keep getting?
Speaker 1:midgets on my screen.
Speaker 3:That reminds me. So today Ogre went shopping with me when I was hunting around town, and she's like, so did you figure out your work schedule for September to see your meetings, see if you can go to that midget burlesque show? And I was like whoa, I'm just kidding, sort of. And then she's like what do you mean of that, uh, midget burlesque show? And I was like whoa, I'm just kidding, sort of.
Speaker 3:And then, she's like what do you mean? I'm like, well, and this is this is actually true. Uh, if it was a midget burlesque show I would totally go, but that's not really what it is. It's more like strippers and stuff. And then they wanted tips and dances later. I'm like I don't, I don't want to do all that. I don't want to go to a strip club. I wanted to go to an actual burlesque show.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and once I realized that's not what it was, I was like this is still pretty funny and normally I'd be all about it, but it's like that's not what I wanted.
Speaker 1:It's 100% worth it, dude.
Speaker 3:Bridget the midget don't fuck around, dude, she don't they got that one tall bitch though.
Speaker 1:She's like four foot twelve and they make fun of her every single time she walks out on stage. It's the funniest shit, dude. She comes out and they all fucking hit her in the legs and make her go away man they're introducing them all and it's like she's two foot three, she's three foot eleven, she's five foot one, and they're all like no, get away, get away, fucking giant.
Speaker 2:Do they have like the little dog steps that you put next to your bed so they can jump in your lap?
Speaker 1:no, dude, they hop.
Speaker 2:They're fucking bad hoppers they got pogo sticks and they just like dismount that shit.
Speaker 1:No dude now that will get my attention when we did the one for my friend's birthday last year and we did the one where my friend's birthday last year and we did the one where a bunch of us went up to get a lap dance. They start playing the song and she's literally bouncing. They put you in a group, like in a circle, and she's literally bouncing. I got scared because she was like burp and I'm like, oh shit, what's going on? And then she's like burp, burp, burp on, and then she's like. And then she's like and I'm like what just fucking happened? Like I have no idea what.
Speaker 3:What happened was a live action burlesque porno midget version of the end of episode two. That's what happened.
Speaker 2:Yoda's over there flipping around everything wasn't his lightsaber you got to worry about, though nope no as long as she had one of those green dildos from the WNBA just jumping around slapping you in the face with it.
Speaker 3:That would be kind of funny, though that would be kind of funny.
Speaker 1:Lou, I will tell you that the midget thing is the midget, the micro maidens, I think, is what they're called. Totally worth it to go check it out. Dude, it's hilarious. It's like because these girls don't give a fuck, they're just like. They're just there to fight. Like I can't tell you how many times I'm like I put my drink down and all of a sudden I like put it on like the one of their heads, like accidentally, like because I'm not paying attention, and all of a sudden I was like oh shit, because you got to go like three foot lower than normal. Like normally, when you're in a club, you're like dancing, like you don't got to worry about no, this, if you like you start moving around, like you got to fucking you might kick somebody and just.
Speaker 2:No see, what would happen is I would get too drunk and fall. That should be like Goldiverse Travels and they like nail me down with this shit.
Speaker 1:I would give them $50 to do that shit. Jack would be crimp walking.
Speaker 2:Crip walking and all of a sudden.
Speaker 3:he'd be like brah and Lou and I would be like timber. I'd pitch in the other 50 men.
Speaker 1:You guys got ropes in the back, tie them down.
Speaker 3:Oh my god. Give them a drink stir. That's a sword. It'd be like a big ass weapon for them. That was just holding the cherries a couple seconds ago, oh my god.
Speaker 1:But I will say it was worth it. We almost went again this year, if the timing would have worked out.
Speaker 3:That reminds me we offline, we got it. We got to figure out what's going on with next month, If it's going on at all Shit. Well, yeah, cause, yeah for sure, yeah, that shit's in seven weeks, if I don't know.
Speaker 1:Well, we're going to talk about it, jack, wait what.
Speaker 3:Yeah, seven weeks from this last weekend, I believe, oh.
Speaker 2:I know I was talking to my friend Rob. He's like yeah, Wait, you have friends besides us.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't see him very often.
Speaker 1:Whoa, whoa, whoa Wait a second Hang on, stop the fucking podcast. We need to talk about this shit. You do other podcasts with other friends. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. What a harlot, sir.
Speaker 3:You hold your tongue there sir jack's first thought is like I ain't trying to do this twice, fuck that for real so you were talking to this other, talking to this friend.
Speaker 1:Friend quote yeah, friend, rob um, and he's from chicago. He's like oh so my son was trying to get tickets and I was like wait his other friend, yeah, friend.
Speaker 2:Rob and he's from Chicago. He's like, oh so my son was trying to get tickets and I was like, wait, jack has tickets.
Speaker 3:I'm like but Once that game is like end of.
Speaker 2:September.
Speaker 1:I'm like yeah about that, rob, I like you, but I don't do a podcast with you, like rob buddy man, you got it.
Speaker 3:You got it. What didn't you watch walking dead? You gotta say claim right away.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I was speaking about our season ticket package the other day oh, what's, uh, what's the coolest it actually came in like a cool like, uh, like a book instead of like the last couple of years has been like Hall of.
Speaker 1:Fame light up or something.
Speaker 2:But no, it's like an actual, like thick ass coffee table book almost, and inside are like a trading card pockets. If you want to molest your tickets, you can cause. They all have players on them so you can put the the used tickets inside the book.
Speaker 3:That's kind of cool. Yeah, that's kind of cool. So how does that work? Do they send you four of them?
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, no, no, no, no. So there's four sets of tickets in each thing. So, no, no, we don't get four of them, you have one account holder with four tickets.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Because some of that stuff is by account holder and some is by the seats we have one PSL there's pins.
Speaker 2:They have pins for every game, like always. The preseason pin is kind of cool. It has the Raiders logo and then it has playing cards all around them. Oh, it's actually not even a preseason card, it's for the whole season and it just has all the teams in the corner where the card symbols go the play against team yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, that's pretty cool, the home games.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's solid. Yeah, did you get it all solidified with little girl, her and her mom going? As far as I know, she hasn't canceled on me yet. Alright, she still has a week.
Speaker 2:Nah, it's San Fran. They ain't canceling. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1:I just wondered if they're going to be gone that weekend. They're going to be gone that weekend.
Speaker 3:Well, I was going to say, especially since you made it easy no, lose X, I was like hey, yeah, yeah, yeah and her mom, they're San Fran fans and they're playing a preseason game against the Raiders next week, so she's asking you to go.
Speaker 1:I'd swing by and pick you up like Uber and then show you a good time.
Speaker 2:Make her come here.
Speaker 1:Let's come see the new house Come out to the fossil beds.
Speaker 3:Yeah, see the body, see the racers on that back, see all the making out happen out back there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's an afternoon game too. It's like a one o'clock game. So I'll even get her home in time for her bedtime.
Speaker 1:I don't know what a true gentleman. Yeah, exactly, lou, you could learn something.
Speaker 3:Might have saved your marriage if you would have just done that shit On that place. I'm glad I didn't learn shit and enough cheese in the world for that. I only got Sam's Club.
Speaker 2:I ain't got Costco either. We got Walmart cheese.
Speaker 3:That's like barely a step up from government cheese you got market versus market plus versus great value.
Speaker 1:Man, come on, that's like barely a step up from government cheese.
Speaker 3:Market versus Market plus versus great value. Come on, y'all trying to Bring craft into this. No, sir.
Speaker 1:Got the Vita.
Speaker 3:Exactly Now that's close to government cheese. Talking about that's actually not even cheese.
Speaker 2:Exactly yeah, cheese product or something? Government cheese, talk about them.
Speaker 3:It's actually not even cheese. They have to call it something else. Yeah, cheese product or something. Well the same with Kraft. A lot of people think that freaking Kraft are cheese slices. No, it even tells you on there it's imitation. You got to buy them individual slices that are like four bucks a pack and shit, unless you're at Walmart, at the deli. Well, that's the best way to do it. I ain't paying for that. I'm cheap, unless it comes with doorables. Then I'll go and drop $1,700 in two days. That's what happened?
Speaker 1:It'd still be one short no it is actually Did you get Rocket.
Speaker 3:I was going to say when I went out today I was able to get three of them. Actually, you know how. Remember the old school Jack, you're not going to be surprised. What I did was I did the old school tactic of going to the poor neighborhoods and finding those Walmarts, because them motherfuckers ain't trying to buy collectibles, they're barely affording food. The shelves were glorious. You know, sheriff, in the corner singing was going on. I walked in, turned the corner and was like this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Exactly, you were getting the fucking Halo music and shit man it's a bit of a drive, but that's okay.
Speaker 3:That's where you go to get it and it worked. I even found your C-3PO to go with your R2. I still need Vader, but oh man, and then oh girl.
Speaker 1:She decided to want those costume doorables next. Which ones the costumes were.
Speaker 3:Angel, stitch Pooh and Tigger are dressed up in costumes, and there's 36 of them, so two per patch, there's 18. So $200 later for the full set of 36. And then it went from I just want R2 and Vader to hey. You sure you don't want 3PO also? No, I'm not sure. So you want 3PO yes?
Speaker 2:I'm just going to have 2 out of 3 though.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'm only getting Vader.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 3:But that's 1 of 3.
Speaker 1:And you're also a Vader guy.
Speaker 3:I mean, I guess that is true. 2 of 3 would probably be 1 of 3.
Speaker 2:If it had, Vader Maul and Obi-Wan, it wouldn't matter. I mean, I guess that is true, Two or three would Okay if it had Vader Maul and Don't matter Obi-Wan yeah it wouldn't matter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, once you said that, I was like, well, I'm going to get all three. Yeah, right, I can't have it just Vader and Maul, and stop right there. Dude, I would be twitching, looking over at my shelf like where's no.
Speaker 1:You'd have a spot for Grievous, even though he's the worst one.
Speaker 3:You're just like eh. It's like, fine, just finish the set. But after that it's like, oh, genie and Abu are kind of cool. I'm like, oh, here we go. It's like, oh, and they have Mike and Sully. I'm like, oh, what happened to? I want two turned into seven.
Speaker 1:Somebody's car broke down this week and you're out here saying I want Mike and Sully Twice.
Speaker 3:This shit broke down twice.
Speaker 2:I'm taking a bus and this bitch wants doorables.
Speaker 1:Doorables ain't going to go on the wheels of my car.
Speaker 3:Man they might. Now I'm about to change out my lug nuts with these doorables and just fucking custom, you melt them down and fix that cracking radiator.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly that would have worked.
Speaker 3:That would have saved me $300.
Speaker 2:And then they got them glitterized, so it would have just shimmered.
Speaker 3:See, then I do want lug nuts with those. They'd have been nice and shiny and sparkly out there. Pint my ride with doorables. I need to get some commons and just antenna balls For real.
Speaker 2:I heard you like doorables. We pimped out your ride.
Speaker 1:We put doorables in your doorables and pimped out your ride.
Speaker 2:Your radiator's still cracked, but your shit looks fat. That's what I'm talking about though.
Speaker 3:Imagine I could swap out the antenna, little antenna ball. I could go between Star Wars and Marvel. Oh my God, I got to go back and forth.
Speaker 2:I only stole one from the girls when I bought them.
Speaker 3:What did you steal? I got.
Speaker 2:Jack-Jack. I got little Jack. He's an ultra rare.
Speaker 1:In a Disneyland teacup.
Speaker 3:He's from the let's Party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's six ultra-rares or six special editions.
Speaker 2:This one I stole from her on Christmas, because Chuckles is the fucking bomb.
Speaker 3:That was the box of 30 from Target, right.
Speaker 2:Or Walmart, one of the two, and I'm like, oh, this one's not in here, darn.
Speaker 3:Oh, how'd that happen? Craziness.
Speaker 1:Wow, I'm going to go back and complain. Did you guys ever see that video? You can totally do that too.
Speaker 3:Justplay will send you a missing piece, did you?
Speaker 1:guys ever watch that video on YouTube About them finding the van From just From Pimp my Ride. It was like in a junkyard. Somebody bought it for like 500 bucks and it was like all fucking trashed and they did like a whole restoration to it.
Speaker 2:The one where they put like.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they re repimped it, but it was a fucking like. They fucked those cars up, dude. I've seen a few videos of people where, like, they get their cars and they're just like I can't, it's like not even drivable, like literally, they actually had to like, yeah, they're not. They were able to drive it like onto the driveway for the show, but then, like it, they had to like pour oil in it and like, ever, like make it so it could go the 10 feet up the driveway. And then, like they were like, okay, we'll have fun, bye, and they're like, what am I fucking supposed to do with this? Yeah, you got to figure it out.
Speaker 1:Like we just were a bunch of people who got like totally fucked again. Going back to the poor people, poor neighborhoods, right Like these people had fucking cars that were fucking they got early running as it was, but they got to get to work, which? Unlike Lou, for half the week. But they could get to work and back. But then they're like, oh, pin my ride. And then they're like, oh, great.
Speaker 2:I have a fucking ice cream maker, but my car doesn't drive me to work anymore. Awesome thanks, exhibit. I only get like two miles a gallon now because all this extra equipment you put in it, the car weighs twice as much as it did before man, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Some of them were pretty, though I ain't gonna lie, they weren't the cars what you do, is you just? You put them on a trailer and your new car can just drive it around, just showing it off. You take it. The car shows get paid to. You know, to just bring people take pictures.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, back then load it back on the trail yeah, that's the only way you could have done anything with that, because I heard about that too. Somebody else said it, and then duke told us about it last year, I think, uh, but I was shocked when I heard it, though. I was like, oh, that's some, that's bullshit, man.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that was the deal because I was complaining that my car doesn't work, not that it didn't have an ice cream machine, right?
Speaker 3:the other thing I hated, like those similar type shows, sort of not quite, but I get the the house ones, the house when the couple is looking to buy a new house and the show they've already bought the house, so they go backwards and it's like then they do. I was like no, I'm not, I want, I want it to be real. Granted, the problem with that is would take too long, right you, because you have to go through and then do the whole process so each episode.
Speaker 3:Granted, you could do a bunch of them at once, but uh, it would take too long. And I get it, but I just didn't like that. It was like once I found out that like, oh, they already picked this house and now we're going like, no, that's less than I stopped watching, that was less than interested, because then they there's no real emotion, they already know what they bought.
Speaker 1:So you can't really fake that well, again, the upgrade shows right where they're like. We'll give you 25 000 to upgrade your backyard and then like people be like doing gaudy ass uh, waterfalls and shit like that. And then they have people coming in like judge them and they're like by the way, you added like zero value and they're like I'm not planning to sell the house, so don't fucking care. Like thanks for the 25 000 like we wanted a fucking waterfall, you came up and said we'd give you 50 000 to beautify your backyard.
Speaker 3:Well, this is what we wanted to fucking do we're not selling the house we don't care yeah, unless you're doing any kind of major upgrades on the inside. You're getting going to granite, you're going from carpet to wood, you're going from plastic or whatever that shit is to steal appliances and that's assuming the appliances come with the house, because you don't have to keep. A lot of people don't do that, so they'll take their appliances with them. So well, the list things or they'll give them to their friends when they vote.
Speaker 1:The list of improvements that you can actually make to do a significant amount of money, that you're not putting a bunch of money, that much more money, into it on a house is so small. That list of things is so small.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the biggest thing you're going to get any kind of return for actual value increase is expanding the house. That's about it. You add an extra room. Boom increases your property taxes as well, but whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, and how much are you spending to expand that?
Speaker 3:You know exactly yeah the value, what would turn on you getting off of that expansion. Now, keep in mind with the current market it's going to increase because housing is just so goddamn difficult these days. Everybody asks me. It's like why didn't you you moved out here? Why didn't you buy a house? I'm like well, first of all I didn't know I was going to stay out here for a while and then, when I decided I was going to stay out here, the market is garbage. I have no interest in that. So it's like let's be real, when all said and done.
Speaker 1:What's the point?
Speaker 3:right, so whatever, I'm okay being a renter well again it's your fucking pain in the ass.
Speaker 1:It's a goal at the end of the day, right like we were sold when we were kids that owning a house is like the biggest thing that you're going to get to like invest in for your retirement, for your kids, blah, blah, blah, blah blah. But the reality is that's not the case anymore. Like that's just not. You know, two of the three of us don't even have kids or plan on having kids.
Speaker 3:So like or know if we have kids right?
Speaker 1:yeah, damn lou. That's rude.
Speaker 3:I know if I I would know, I know everybody that I've okay, they didn't mean to call you out like that.
Speaker 1:Dude there's like maybe three people who might have kids, but I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 3:So you're right, and until I do, I'm good he's gonna be scrolling through youtube.
Speaker 2:He's like that guy looks familiar. Mom, did you know this?
Speaker 1:guy, I freaked this little. After softball we're at the bar. It's a bar that allows kids. I'm waiting to get my check. Oh, it goes yeah.
Speaker 3:These two little kids come up to get root beers.
Speaker 1:The little boy looks at me. He's like I'm five, his sister's like I'm seven. I go, you'll look like this when you're seven. He's like I'm seven and I go, you'll look like this when you're seven. And he's like what? I go, yep, get ready for it. And then his dad came around and was around the corner and I said he's going to look like me at seven and his dad's like yep, sorry. And she's like I'm seven and I don't look like that and I go, but you're a girl. It's different Girls, age different.
Speaker 3:Oh, wow, that's great, that is so great.
Speaker 1:Ruined. He's just going to be the next two years. Like my girl, he's like in the mirror every night.
Speaker 3:But you know what, though? You do make an excellent point, though, because I think if my situation was different you know, spouse, kids I think priorities would have changed and I probably would have got a house or whatever was needed A condo, townhome, a single family home whatever something. Yeah, and that would have been different. But you're right. In my situation there's a whole lot of IDGAF because IDGAF.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, I mean you had nothing. You have no one to pass it down to right, it's just going to go, it's just going to go, it's just like.
Speaker 3:Like, yeah, it's, it's real simple. I was like, hey, something happens to me. Oh girl, just call Jack, he'll take care of just all this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, and, and more money on a mortgage than I do on rent, and that was the thing my rent was like and I'm like okay, like if we could figure out something that will, and I happened to stumble across one that fit that, that frame, that well, that's different financial framework. But I was like, okay, cool, like I'm in, but I'm not gonna go and spend fifty thousand dollars more and get a moderately bigger house for me, right? I mean because, again, that's it's me.
Speaker 3:I'm like jack said it's expensive. It's not just the rent. Yeah, again, there's property taxes that go with it. Well, your insurance is different and unless your house is paid off, there's would they have to escrow. I mean, it's just so much I'll give you an example.
Speaker 1:I moved in here and a year later my fucking water heater caught on fire. If I was renting, I'd just make a fucking call Beep, boop, beep. Hey, fucking water heater's done. They would have scheduled somebody to come out. I had to go find people, buy the fucking water heater, have them switch it out, pay for it to get thrown away.
Speaker 3:And they removed yep, not just the install but the removal Yep Unless you all yeah, so unless you, had some kind of home warranty plan that went with that, then you're right, yeah but even then, most of those home warranty plans are fucking griffs.
Speaker 1:Anyways, you're still gonna end up fucking there. They'd find some way to wiggle out of it well, the ones you see on tv.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you'd want to talk to your actual agent to add whatever riders you need to add, but uh for the home, for the home, uh policy. So, but you're right, because most of them are crap the same way. Hey, your engine died in your car. Come over and join our plan and blah, blah, blah, we'll get a new engine.
Speaker 2:Like, yeah, people are so what are you saying? Ice tea lies to me when he's on TV about that.
Speaker 3:Every time dog, Every time you see ice tea, Don't drink that tea. Man Sick with the Kool-Aid. He's trying to feed you the Kool-Aid. But no, seriously, because the insurance agent's job is to do what? Not pay out claims. That is their job. Their job is not. Hey, I'm trying to sell you this. It's like your agent's trying to sell you this. The adjuster's trying to make sure they don't pay it out. So I've been dealing with that. Yeah, in, Proofs are the biggest thing, so they make sure they make every opportunity they can not to pay out, so I'm on my HOA board Um drink, Um, um oh yeah, I forgot you were.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I forgot about that so like a year ago, uh, like ups, so we have car covered carports for all of the owners. Uh, ups, like, we get delivery trucks in here all the time and they always fuck up the carports. Like we were like, oh shit, like like look at video, figure it out. It was ups, all this kind of stuff, contact our property management about following up. And they were like, oh yeah, like ups already. Us Like they called us the day it happened and they're like, okay, we'll figure out who you want to use and let us know what it is. Send us a. You know, send us not an invoice, but send us like a estimate and then you know we'll take care of it.
Speaker 1:And it was likeing bing bing, done our, the, the garbage company, did the same exact thing. They fought us tooth and nail, like they were like well, can you prove it? We're like motherfucker, here's a video. And they were like uh, okay, well, we want to use our contract. And we're like no, we already have a con.
Speaker 1:Like the back and forth on all that like and then they were like the contractor came back and said oh, it'll be ten thousand dollars. And they're like well, we're not going to pay ten thousand dollars for that. And it's like but you fucked it up like this is what it's going to cost to repair right.
Speaker 3:It's like if we sue you it's going to cost you more because we're going to win. You have to pay our legal fees so that.
Speaker 1:So then we went back and forth and they went, okay, we have a, we have a a carport guy. And we went, okay, well, what's your carport guy? Eight thousand dollars, that's fine, whatever, who cares? So like they were supposed to come like two weeks ago and they didn't come. So the president of our hoa like called them and they were like, oh, they haven't made the. They haven't actually made the, the corrugated steel, yet it's going to be like another eight weeks and she's like what the fuck? Like I was here because we had a schedule. Like she made a bunch of phone calls and emails and shit, and they're all like what we're not even on my books and we're like motherfucker, I just talked to you two weeks ago. How am I not on your books? Like you fucking know who I am. Like my name fucking popped up on your street like like it. So like it's I don't know. Dude, the, the customer service, right, I'm down with UPS. Ups fucking handled their business Cool. They were like yep, this happens, we'll just take care of it.
Speaker 3:My landscaper had the same thing. They were on it too. It's just like I tell you right now trash companies, I don't care who you are Republic, I don't know if they're national, but Republic Waste Management, whatever all you are republic, I don't know if they're national, but republic waste management, uh, whatever all of them, they all are asses when it comes to their contracts and work and everything like that. That's funny, though it's like how do you know it was us? Well, first of all, we got a bunch of witnesses.
Speaker 1:second of all, it's on camera well, we put cameras up because they were charging us for like extra and we were like, prove it. No, what do Like, what are you talking about? And we go and look at video, the video, and we're like what are you charging us for? There was nothing there, like the guy pulled up, hit a button a fucking jerk and then he left, like he didn't have to get out of the truck or anything.
Speaker 3:Like, you have to move around.
Speaker 1:Okay. Well then it wasn. What do you fucking mean? The lid didn't close, like, if the lid doesn't close, they fucking charge you.
Speaker 3:Yes, that is true, that's considered an overage Sounds like a you problem no no, no no, no, no the lid if you're a dumpster you're in a condo but if your dumpster doesn't close the lid when the homeowners that's an overage.
Speaker 1:when that comes up and you're just like how do you, like? I don't know, how do you fight that right?
Speaker 3:you don't. I mean other than other than lawsuits. That's how you do it because, like I said, most states will have a situation where the prevailing party gets their lawsuit legal fees paid, so you threaten to sue them. Especially when you have the evidence that you do, then they're like fine, we'll do it, because they know it's going to cost them more to litigate.
Speaker 1:There's a bridge an hour and a half away in Hood River that goes between Washington and Oregon the Bridge of the Gods. No, it's not Bridge of the Gods. This is Whatever. There's only like three bridges that are like Everyone uses. Bridge of the Gods, that's the bridge of my house, not Bridge of the God. Bridge of the gods.
Speaker 3:That's the bridge of my house, not bridge of the God. Bridge of the God, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and so it's a toll bridge. So when you got on the bridge there was a toll booth. You fucking throw your change in the thing and then move on, go on with your day. They changed it to being electronic, so it's fully electronic now. So when you drive by, they scan your uh, yeah your license plate and then send you a bill.
Speaker 1:My friend said, my friend texted me earlier this week and she said oh uh, just so you know, if you haven't gotten a bill, you should, you should give them a call. And I'm like why? And she's like, well, because they'll charge you 25 bucks and you have to like prove that they never sent you a bill. And I'm like I haven't got no bill from them. I went and checked the mail today no bill. And I'm like so now, tomorrow, I gotta fucking get on the phone and they, of course you have to have an invoice to look up your charges.
Speaker 3:You can't just put in like your license plate oh, I gotta have an invoice and I never got a fucking invoice.
Speaker 1:So I don't have. I have no way of looking it up that would be a lawsuit.
Speaker 3:it's like no, you need to prove you sent it, right like there's a thing called certificate of mailing or certified mail. You need to prove you sent it. I don't need to prove that I didn't receive it. So fuck you, I'll see you in court.
Speaker 1:But it's just like I don't know, and they're doing it, so they get the $25, right, because if you don't pay it in a timely fashion, you get a $25 fee added on they don't do like auto on that.
Speaker 3:auto pay on that.
Speaker 1:They have like a little device that you could like sign up for, or I think you could register your license plate and they'll give you like a discount. But I don't.
Speaker 3:I'm out here.
Speaker 1:There's no reason for me to sign up and get all this stuff set up. What I do, it maybe twice a year, you know and but the fact that they make it such a hassle which again, that's the goal, right, they make it as much of a problem as possible. So you're just like fine, here's the fucking money. Leave me alone, right, like I don't.
Speaker 2:At the end of the day, $25 isn't a lot, but if you scam enough people into $25, you make a lot of money.
Speaker 1:And you've also let all the people go who are working, so now you're saving a shit ton of money who aren't in that booth anymore. You had to be in that booth 24-7. You're making all sorts of money now you should take the bridge of the demigods, where it's not a toll. That's true, it's a little bit more dangerous, but hey, maybe more fun.
Speaker 2:Fucking Maui will be there and he'll say thank you and he'll say you're welcome.
Speaker 1:fucking Maui will be there and he'll say thank you and he'll say you're welcome, you're welcome. They don't actually tell you when the bridge goes up for a boat to go under. You just drive and then pray that the bridge Reinforce the front of your vehicle and just plow through.
Speaker 3:It's fine. That shit's usually wood anyway, It'll break yeah you'll be alright. You got a Bronco, that's true. Jealous.
Speaker 1:Bunch of jealous bitches on the podcast tonight, not anymore.
Speaker 3:I have a working vehicle.
Speaker 2:Oh, there you go Lou was on the bus going. I can make a U-turn without that shit shutting off now. Hell yeah, look at that.
Speaker 3:My blinkers still don't work. What are we talking about? We're not talking about that right now.
Speaker 1:You weren't using them before, so it don't matter.
Speaker 3:I got hand signals, I'm turning left.
Speaker 1:Now turning right. Wait, you did that wrong because you said I'm turning right.
Speaker 3:I did. I figured on the camera it would be backwards, so I figured it would be correct when they see it. I thought about that too. I was like no, I need to switch hands.
Speaker 1:Wait which one's?
Speaker 3:L yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:Hang on which one's L and which one's.
Speaker 3:Honestly, that actually irritates me. I'm watching videos like I'm on a reel or something on Facebook and then somebody's shirt is backwards I'll bring it up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and $10 isn't putting anybody over a barrel, or just make it $25, like the toll ticket, whatever, everybody's got $25.
Speaker 2:Yeah, $25. You got that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you don't set your lineup, then we just debit your account.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Dude the ones that like charge for like waiver pickups and shit like that.
Speaker 3:I'm not. I will not. But I'm okay with having the budget for a waiver wire, kind of like the auction draft, where you just use the budget for waiver wires priority. I'm okay with that. But I, old job, they did that Like a dollar a transaction. It was like ugh.
Speaker 1:They just add it to the pot to make the uh champion prize bigger. I get it and I see what they're doing. I'm just not a fan of it. Well, again, if you're like me and half your team gets hurt, well, now I'm dumping a bunch of money in, yeah, on a team that I'm just barely holding together with fucking duct tape and band-aids like man, man, just how this pot.
Speaker 3:We got on sports for a minute. They're not even done yet. Do you see Asia Wilson Fucking aces. She set her WNBA record 30 points, 20 boards First person in WNBA to do that. She's probably going to celebrate with a dildo.
Speaker 1:Big green one. She had her choice from what was thrown on the floor.
Speaker 2:Well, that's a lot better than the last record they sold by losing by the most points.
Speaker 3:To fucking Minnesota, minnesota. Yeah, that was embarrassing. And they come back and win by like 20 something the next game against the Valkyries or whatever. Yeah, you know what they're picking it up. They started off slow but they've won like Five of the last seven games.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Six of the last eight Super mid right now.
Speaker 3:But it's because of the start of the season. I mean, they were 9-11 at one point. Yeah, like I said, they're like 6-1 or 6-2 in the last two games.
Speaker 1:Is Portland's team 2026 or is it going to be 2027? I think it's next year.
Speaker 3:That's what I thought too. I thought it was next year as well. Next year, all right, yeah, 26.
Speaker 1:I'll go check out a game.
Speaker 3:And then the one after there's, like some other team that's coming in, like Denver is 27 or something, or no wait, that might be their soccer team. I think their soccer team is next year. So we're in Denver.
Speaker 2:The girls' soccer team. All right, not horrible. Actually, third in the Western Conference, that's not horrible, Wait.
Speaker 3:third, I know Minnesota's one who's two. Phoenix by what a game.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're 19-12 or 18-14.
Speaker 3:A game and a half. Okay, yeah, I knew it was kind of close Minnesota's kicking ass.
Speaker 2:They're 27-5.
Speaker 3:Minnesota has no business losing the title this year. They are clearly the best team.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they better win.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're the best team. The only thing that didn't derail them is injuries.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's just.
Speaker 3:Injuries. And Kaitlyn Clark, you know, because she's a white girl power.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying All right, is she even playing? Is she even playing?
Speaker 2:I thought she was here, she was playing.
Speaker 3:She's back. She's back, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right Movie time. I have not seen anything since Hold on.
Speaker 3:What did I tell you? I watched on Tuesday? Because you watched the same thing I did, naked.
Speaker 2:Gun Naked Gun yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, that movie was so stupid. I loved it. All the puns, especially the first half was definitely more punny than the second half, but it was just so silly the whole time. I'm just giggling. It was perfect.
Speaker 3:One of those you're like I'm not looking. What would you say? Not everything has to be Sibling Kane. There you go, and I'm sitting there, just like you know, I had a rough week with the car. Work sucked. I had two bad meetings back to back. I just needed to clear my head. I had no intention of going to the movies Tuesday night and it was like look, there's a 745 show, let's just go catch it. My meeting didn't end until 745, which was perfect, because I got there and only had to watch 5 minutes of commercials and then the movie started. So now I know I'm seriously doing that from now on, because that was such crap. I mean, I'm tick of all the commercials, so I'm going to show up to a movie 20 minutes late every time. It's like people are going to expect it from me anyway. I'm black, so whatever.
Speaker 1:There's a website that you can like. It'll tell you, like, how long before you go in. I thought one of the theater chains, too, was going to say, was going to tell you.
Speaker 2:They said, hey, we're adding 30 minutes of commercials, but we'll tell you what the real start time is too.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, I'm okay with that. But again, it's different because AMC, cinemark, parker's or whatever they're called, regal they have their own, different contracts with other commercials. So it's not going to be so. You have to like that, which is why I'm going to give it, you know, 20 minutes, because everyone's going to be at least 20. And then, if it's 25 or 30, hold on their story. But I'd still rather skip 20 minutes, yeah, but yeah. So I ended up going there, like I said, got it, got got there in time for a small popcorn and a squishy, as usual, sat down and then, within five minutes, the movie started. It was great and it was just pure silly fun and it was like okay, I, I can dig this and and, uh, device, oh my god, yeah, that's how the movie started. Dude, they had to go. Still the bank job was. They actually said plot device on the, on the device.
Speaker 1:It was so funny, yeah every everything that you would think that they would do. They did basically like in your head when you're like I think he should say this, he'd be like blah. And you're like, oh, there were a couple. There were a couple really good like puns of, uh, like I can't remember. There was one that they did where it was just like so fucking on the nose, and he was oh fuck, what was it?
Speaker 1:So, uh, the week before, when we did fantastic four, uh, my group, that I sent it out to one of the people, I was like I don't think we're gonna do another movie for a while. We're kind of getting to the end of summer and stuff. And she was like, oh, I really gonna go see naked gun. I'm like, okay, let me know. Like I'm down, I'm just not gonna make it a thing, right? She's like, well, let's go tuesday. So lou and I were sitting in the same theater together. I will tell you, dude, I've been in a lot of movies in the last year or so. This is the first time people were fucking clapping on a tuesday night after the movie was over. People were just like like it was fucking citizen kane. And I'm like what's happening right now? You people are fucking clapping like oh yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3:I don't clap at a movie theater, I don't I didn't either, but I don't get that those are the same assholes who clap after a plane lands like what. What are y'all doing?
Speaker 1:I do that sometimes sarcastically. Good job for fucking doing your job, buddy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if I'm doing something on a plane. If I'm doing something on a plane, I'm gonna get up and block the aisle. So the fuckers the back can't rush to the front. I won't move forward, but I will stand in the front.
Speaker 1:Well, because you always let. You always let the other, the other side of the aisle, go first and not talk about the fuckers in the back man. Just no, no but I'm saying when it gets to you oh, yeah, yeah, and they have it and they have it offset and that and those guys are first you always say okay go ahead like but I just don't know if, if you're trying to catch an, what's it called a?
Speaker 3:connecting flight there you go if you're trying to get a connecting flight I get it and they've made the announcement yeah, yeah, yeah, when they land.
Speaker 1:When we land and they say, hey, welcome to vegas. By the way, if you're, if you're on these connecting flights, you'll need to get off first cool yeah okay, that it's totally.
Speaker 3:I, I totally get it wrong with that um, but but other than that man, I've done it before. I can't remember where I was going, but I I think I was with Daryl at one point and the people just kept flying by. I was like fuck this. And I actually stood up and stopped right there. And then the people behind me you know they're trying to be the passive aggressive, I don't know why he stopped like that and I turned around, you know, because I'm confrontational like that and I'm like because it ain't your turn to get off the goddamn plane. That's why. And then they all, they're all just fucking scared and shit. It was like, yeah, I heard you thinking somebody ain't gonna say nothing. I'm ready to throw down on this plane.
Speaker 2:I've already landed, kick my ass off right, daryl already has this daryl already has his hands out for the cell phone and earrings.
Speaker 1:He's just like okay there you.
Speaker 3:Oh, my shit, I don't care. It's like, oh, you're going to be on a no-fly list. I'm like, okay, I'll drive, I'll take a bus, I'll take a train.
Speaker 2:I don't have to fly there Trains and automobiles.
Speaker 3:Right, Stretch one out. I drove to San Diego. I need a plane for that. But yeah, the question is, are you ready to get tossed off or put on a no-fly list?
Speaker 1:That's the question Are you ready? My friend's recording this right now. See the camera Bam.
Speaker 3:That's the best part. That's the best part. When you're out there just fucking around because somebody wants to start some shit, the first thing I look at him and say I'm prepared to go back to jail, are you? And a lot of times that's when they're all like, oh, this motherfucker serious.
Speaker 1:I'm like yes, yes, he is because man, I think you give him the uncle ruckus eye for real.
Speaker 3:I get nasty going on. This is like I just started doing that rock a little bit crazy.
Speaker 1:But no. Looking like Matt Iboody and shit Naked Gun definitely exceeded my expectations.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. I wasn't expecting to laugh as much as I did and you know, plot was what it was, don't even care.
Speaker 1:But again it's the argument of can you make a movie like this in today's? We've had that conversation a couple times about.
Speaker 2:But was it offensive humor like the old ones? It wasn't as offensive, but there was some stuff where I was like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's some police stuff that they did. That I was like, oh, I thought we're past this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nope.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:We are not past it. The fucking coffee cups, dude. Oh jesus christ, here's a coffee cup. Thank you like.
Speaker 3:Here's a coffee cup yeah, oh, you know, I think, I think my favorite chair fucking take a chair.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was that yours I think it was one of them would you like to take a chair? She's like no, I'd rather stand and then they get done talking. She's like actually I will take a chair. She grabs it, just drops it out. It's like it's all fucking 100 pounds. They're just like.
Speaker 3:One of those metal you know ones.
Speaker 1:I was just making all the metal clinking, banging on all the door, the door frame, my favorite one by far was.
Speaker 3:It's still in my head right now. Is is the whole, when he says to her may I speak freely and she's like oh, I prefer English. But sure go ahead, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, when him and the, when him and the main villain have their first confrontation, and he's, and he's like you should go now. And he's like, all right, I'm going to go.
Speaker 3:And then he goes off the screen and then he comes back in on the other side because he just made the loop around the room and he's like go out that way, and he's like, oh, okay, yeah, it's just again like watching Airplane all those old 80s, 70s ones and again even the original Naked Gun, but to bring that back and have that type of comedy. I'm hoping Spaceballs 2 is going to be in that same vein, where F you with your offensive bull crap and we don't care that we're going to offend you and we're going to have fun with it because it's funny. So yeah, that was pretty fun. It because it's funny. So yeah, it was good.
Speaker 3:It was good, that's good as a matter of fact, if there's like nothing else I mean Tuesday, because, jack, you're going to jump in here with weapons because you saw it and that might be my Tuesday movie. But when it comes around, if I don't have a movie to watch, I would go back and watch Naked Gun again, just because I know I'm going to laugh.
Speaker 2:You'll laugh during weapons too.
Speaker 3:I'm going to laugh during weapons.
Speaker 1:There's some funny parts I believe it.
Speaker 3:Thanos is hilarious.
Speaker 1:Well, it's one of those movies too. I think if you watch it again you're going to find other stuff. That's funny that you didn't hear the first time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, especially you know how comedy is right, people are laughing so you miss the follow-up jokes. Holy shit.
Speaker 1:The snowman oh, fucking God, dude.
Speaker 3:Bro, I thought that was a dream sequence. I didn't realize it was real. It was real, it wasn't until the end of the sequence I'm like, oh, that happened.
Speaker 2:That wasn't a dream when they fucking melt him in the hot tub spoilers sorry, well, we already were spoiling it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're already telling all the jokes. No, that's, that's not even like we told the movie is all jokes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the fucking og. Thing. Oh, still hilarious. And then that guy's never in the movie again, like he's literally in that one scene.
Speaker 3:and then Was it that, like the famous dude, it looks like the famous dude, the one who's Spider-Man? He was in Spider-Man when he got stuck to the trunk.
Speaker 1:I will look it up while Jack talks about.
Speaker 3:He's famous. He was in, like some community college show, I think, donald Glover, yeah, yeah, yeah. Glover, you mean fucking.
Speaker 1:Lando.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it wasn't that. No, no, oh, she kind of looked like him. Yeah, black people look alike. Come on now.
Speaker 1:I just like the. I like that that the police chief is the detective from the Shield. That warmed my heart.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she did look familiar. I'm like why is she? I knew her from other stuff as well, but I forgot about the Shield. Was that Chickliss?
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, Chickliss was the main guy.
Speaker 2:This was CCH Chichi Pounder.
Speaker 1:CCH Pounder Pounder. I hardly knew her what.
Speaker 2:I was reading a thing from the writer of Make a Gun. He's like yeah, we had the one OJ joke and we were like, well, we don't want to go too far with it. And he's like but everybody liked that part of the trailer. So I kind of wish we did more.
Speaker 3:I was waiting for it, like even if a callback of, let's say, that cop went down the stairs at a stadium, you know something, something Cause like the things that stood out from his character, that was one thing that I remember, that scene, so something like that would have been kind of cool. But all right, enough of that. I want to know what's going on with with weapons.
Speaker 1:Why is always wanted to watch it?
Speaker 2:but why is it good? Um, it's just it builds really well, I think, um, because you don't know what's happened. Yeah, yeah, um. So it it follows one character at a time, like how they go through all this stuff. Um, it starts with the teacher, obviously, because she's like the, the focal point, um, so, yeah, all the kids run out except for one. She like comes to school and just like the one kid um, actually the creepy part it starts out with like a little kid narrating. They're like this is a true story. It happened at my school a couple years ago. Oh wow, this fucking, it's just dark, right, it's like a black screen, just like little kid talking. So it starts out creepy, um, but yeah, no, just like the the world building how it gets to, um, why they ran off. You know what made them run off?
Speaker 1:like does he talk? And then it does like a flashback to like the day it happened or um, it did actually that's how it started like he's in, so he does the voice over, and then it says Two years ago, and then yeah, and it's like her walking into school and she walks in and there's just the one kid there and then it goes into all the Interrogations and all that junk like why?
Speaker 2:And the school was closed for a month, and then they start to reopen it and that's when they had, like the big town hall meeting. From the trailers that she gets yelled at. Yeah, what did?
Speaker 3:you do.
Speaker 2:Why isn't this your class Creeper lady? It was pretty good. I didn't know that Wong was in it. He plays the principal.
Speaker 3:Isn't he in the trailer? I don't know he might be.
Speaker 2:It all looks the same.
Speaker 1:We served for motherfucker. We started with a class and now we're taking you to a planet.
Speaker 3:You usually have a black person and an like to buy and she's like. So if we serve for motherfucker, we started with a class and now we're taking your planet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just have a black person, an Asian person, get together and be a chameleon, there'll be everybody yeah Uh Tiger own template really quick before you go on. The uh actor who played OJ son is his name is Moses Jones and his name is not Nordberg jr.
Speaker 3:Okay, that reminds me, even the credits had some comedy in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they did. I saw a couple of memes and stuff that were stopped from that.
Speaker 3:Okay, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you definitely wanted to watch those.
Speaker 1:Sorry, please go on.
Speaker 2:But no, it's pretty good. It builds up. It's kind of like how Sinners was where. It's like all this story and all this shit, you're like where the fuck are the vampires at? But it eventually gets there. Yeah, right.
Speaker 1:Wait, there's vampires and centers, shit.
Speaker 3:I thought it was a church movie. I was expecting to see it on Hallmark. Well, black Hallmark but still Hallmark.
Speaker 2:Um, but no, once it gets to like, why then like? The horror movie kind of starts with the gore and blood and everything, bro.
Speaker 3:The horror movie is that monkey behind your head.
Speaker 2:I think it's creepy I still haven't watched that movie you've not seen the monkey?
Speaker 1:what the fuck, dude. I think it's streaming now.
Speaker 3:It is awesome he's telling jack's telling this story. I can't get this monkey you know the side of his head just on. I can't get this monkey on the side of his head on the screen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's a monkey on the side of my head. I didn't hear it down too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there is Lou, I'm on the other side. I got you.
Speaker 1:I've been drawn to the hills since I moved here for college UCLA. I see it every day. I live here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That was yeah. Yeah, that was a good one too. So the build up, yeah. And then, when you find out what it is, it just it starts going oh so this isn't like you find out.
Speaker 3:At the end you find out, then more shit happens.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it goes through a bunch of characters and they get up to one point, and then it like res characters and they get up to one point and then it resets.
Speaker 1:Then it goes to another character. Oh, I got you Then eventually we were talking about that one movie where it was different points of view.
Speaker 2:Yeah, once they all catch up, then it goes.
Speaker 3:That's when the horror movie starts. The three picks up to here and then it shoots off. Yeah, and he did a good job with that.
Speaker 2:I thought so I. I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 3:I wasn't bored or at all made it number one, oldest made her number one of the movie of the year. So yeah, past, past centers. So that's, that's a good sign damn it I.
Speaker 1:I looked up, that are you still.
Speaker 3:It's the list of quotes man.
Speaker 1:She had a bottom that would make any toilet big for the brown.
Speaker 3:That part was pretty funny, though the whole theater did groan and laugh at the same time on that one.
Speaker 1:This is the one that I couldn't remember. You can't fight City Hall. No, it's a building.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that was on the trailer. You're stupid, oh shit Okay. Sorry, I'm back. No, this guy, it was good. I mean, I can't talk about it too much without spoilers, but that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3:I was like it's like, unfortunately, there's only so much you can say, yeah, we've got runtime, do you?
Speaker 2:remember.
Speaker 3:Probably two hours.
Speaker 2:How much of?
Speaker 3:it was split, the way you're talking An hour and then it takes off, or an hour and fifteen.
Speaker 2:An hour and fifteen-ish, then the last 45 is the last active.
Speaker 3:Like I said, it sounds intriguing enough. Where I don't have a meeting on Tuesday or I shouldn't it's definitely worth $5.
Speaker 2:You will not be mad if you go see it on Type 1 Tuesday, intriguing enough where I don't have a meeting on Tuesday, or I shouldn't because oh it's definitely worth $5. So, okay, yeah, no, you will not be mad if you go see it on type 1 Tuesday.
Speaker 3:Five and a quarter on it since they don't do Huh. Actually it's a little more than that. It's $5.51. After it went to $5.25 instead of $5 with tax, so now it's $5.51 a person. So now it's $5.51 a person.
Speaker 1:The guy who directed it is one of the weightiest kids. You know Comedy troupe. Comedy troupe called the weightiest kids.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure Daryl did not direct that.
Speaker 2:I didn't even recognize him.
Speaker 3:Are those the ones who did the dinosaur song? I'm Rolling Bones tonight. I think so.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that's it. I'm Rolling Bones tonight I think so.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think that's it. I'm Rolling Bones, the hot boxing with a tyranny.
Speaker 1:Did I tell you guys, I watched the last Final Destination, bloodlines. Did we talk about that?
Speaker 2:Oh, did you Nope.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I liked it. I'm not a, usually I'm not. I liked it, except the end.
Speaker 3:The very, very end was dumb to me. I didn't like the way that played out.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean like I felt like they just had to like wrap up. They were like putting a bow on it, right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1:And I'm not saying I liked it, because I thought it was just kind of. I think it was more of the shock. Right, it's supposed to be like the oh final girl, nope.
Speaker 2:But a lot of those movies end like beat death and then they're like nah son I made that trip to paris bam right exactly bitch ass yeah very few of them, I think have ended happy right, I agreed, but just the way this one did it, I just thought it was a little much.
Speaker 1:It was like no come on contrived, a little contrived, yeah, it's kind of like whichever one, what is it?
Speaker 3:two or three? Whichever one, where, like the water was going backwards in the bathroom, it was like come come on, it needs to be. It needs to be more natural and realistic. You can't just say, oh, now we have some spirits coming and pulling the water. That was like, okay, you took me out of it. These need to be crazy, coincidental accident looking things, and that's how it needs to be.
Speaker 1:I enjoyed the hospital scene oh god, that was crazy yeah well, and then when they set it up with the vending machine, and then you're like that's just gonna come into play in like 20 minutes it's like all you all you're doing is waiting around to see how it's gonna come into play, but without a doubt, you knew that was happening yeah, you don't mention prince albert in a final destination movie without it. Uh, uh-huh, let's put you in this wheelchair that will conveniently have to take into the room I did.
Speaker 3:I did like I don't know if it's, if we care about spoiling at this point streaming, yeah, yeah uh, okay, is it streaming? Okay, all right, in that case, the part about the whole illegitimate kid. So it skipped the order that they thought I thought that was a great twist. Yeah, it was like, oh, that's pretty badass.
Speaker 1:So and again when they make, when they make their characters so fucking annoying, you're like okay, I'm fine with you getting into a trash. Yeah, I'm fine with you being in a being in a trash truck and, uh, I'm fine with you being in a being in a trash truck in there, like the whole thing was happening exactly like she said, but not to him was in the background, to where you barely saw it. Like I was like oh okay, all right, I get it, nice, nice.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I say well done, well done, yeah, and then I can't remember what the hell is the dude's name that died in real life.
Speaker 1:Tony Tony Todd.
Speaker 3:Yeah, tony Todd His scene again. I thought was really well done.
Speaker 1:I read something or heard something. Maybe it was you, Jack, who was saying that they basically just had him come in and do you say whatever he's like okay, cool, I got you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so yeah, well done, well done. So, yeah, well done. I like it. What do we got coming up? We just hit our 90s Like we got football Starting in a month. We got drafts coming up. I've got Colorado Springs Comic Con At the end of the week.
Speaker 3:That's this upcoming weekend. I'll have to look at the schedule and everything, but so far all I have is just the Bad Batch poster to get signed. But I haven't looked hard enough. Like it's because timothy's on. I think he's out here in colorado and he's been out there a few times. So if he's going to be there, I truly may take my, my thrawn pops because I have, I have both, uh, the, the chicago and the shared from chicago, and I might take them both to get signed. Those are like $600, $400 pops, you know what. I don't think it hurts to put Timothy's signature on that.
Speaker 2:Or do you save it for Lars?
Speaker 3:I know, because these are Rebels, they actually have. Oh, he did, you're right, I'm thinking of Ahsoka. No, you're right, I could do Timothy on one and Lars on the other. The question is, which one do I do on which I'd put Tim on?
Speaker 2:the shared.
Speaker 3:I was going to say I think I'd put Tim on the shared and I'd put Lars on the official sticker. Yeah, I think that's what I would do. And then the new one that came out for Ahsoka well, not Ahsoka the one for Tails, Tails the Empire. Because his Funko Pop is out. I can always get that one too and have Lars do that one as well. I wouldn't have Tim do that one.
Speaker 1:We can talk about this now, or we can do it next week. Maybe we'll do it next week. But, what would you guys do Like think about this. We'll talk about it next week. What would you guys do to fix Funko? Can Funko be fixed or is it time to turn the page?
Speaker 3:Oh, that's not even difficult.
Speaker 2:They already started fixing it. What's that fucking Starkiller pop?
Speaker 3:Yeah, here's the problem. They overproduced so all they have to do is keep like when they opened up two, three months ago. The limited use your Funko fan points the opportunity to buy stuff and they limited it. It's the same way. Why NFTs do well and regular pops don't is because they're limited. Their problem was overproduction. Their problem two years ago was they started unlocking the vaults and reproducing stuff that was supposed to have been gone.
Speaker 3:You took away the collectability of a collectible and that's where they fucked up, so they're already starting to correct it by making less, and that's where the value comes in.
Speaker 2:That being said, fuck them for not letting me get the Stormkiller, though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that technical glitch. I don't think it was actually a glitch. I just think 750 sold that quickly it was possible. For me, that's all it is. For Funko, they need to stop Two things. They need it to make less, which they're doing. They need to make new molds, molds which they're starting to do. It's like oh, here's my 32nd Vader, okay, but it's a different mold. Finally, we're not going to take this one and make it chrome, chrome, blue, chrome, silver.
Speaker 1:Chrome red.
Speaker 3:Sparkle Diamond, all the glow in the dark. They're finally like oh, here's actually a different pose and different characters. People are sick of seeing the same characters and they are making new stuff. So they're getting there. I think it took them two years. They're two years too late, uh, and it may be a problem. They may not be able to recover, but at least that's what they need to do and they are starting yeah, do you think that anything else?
Speaker 1:because there's been a few other ones that are kind of similar to fun code that we've talked about in chat joy that. Do you think any of those have any chance of they might? I mean, or is it going to be like a 1a, 1, 1b thing?
Speaker 2:Sword Royce is new so some people, I mean like me. I'm not. I likely won't. I grabbed what that Voltron. But if they get, the Star Wars license. I don't know how deep I would get into it, honestly.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't, only because they keep doing two chases per figure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I don't like that, I don't mind that there's chases, blind box chases and all that shit. No, I fucking hate that.
Speaker 3:There's no way people would waste their money on trying for that unless you can get at least your equal return on the gamble. If I spend $20 for Thrilljoys, if I spend $20 and I get a common and I can get 20 bucks for selling a comment, fine I'll, I'll buy fucking a hundred.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I'm not losing anything. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:But I don't know. But they, they may be overproducing and you have too many out there so you can't turn them, Cause that was the big deal for turnover value, resale value because they didn't have. Not even Back then it was $7.
Speaker 1:I mean you got, I would say $15, because that's what they are now, but you would get the $15 back. Minimum.
Speaker 3:But now it's like, oh, they made 26,000 of these figures. I'm like, oh, my god, and you?
Speaker 1:can find them everywhere, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's like now. Commons, I don't know everywhere. Yeah, it's like now, commons, I don't know. Remember the last time I really bought a common. If there's something I really liked, sure, other than that it's. When is Funko? What holiday is coming up? Oh, labor Day. Maybe there'll be a Labor Day weekend sale and I'll buy all my commons then, the way I used to like. Oh my god, I gotta make sure I get all my Mandos. I gotta make sure I get all.
Speaker 2:Now it's like man, I'll get it when I get it.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'll still be there, but yeah, that's fun. Yeah, the the over again. I think it started two years ago when they started reproducing.
Speaker 1:It was like oh, this was supposed to be vaulted.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this thing was supposed to be vaulted, and now you're no longer collectible you just not buying them anymore yeah, it's like what it's like? Oh, what's the point if I like I have this, like like I'm looking at my stuff, like, oh, I've got this, you know, dallas con, exclusive Vader, that's like 800 bucks. So if they go off and reproduce that, then my shit just tanks. Yeah, and, and that's what happened, a lot of the stuff that people had tanked and they just like, okay, I'm out, and that's what people did.
Speaker 1:Did you see that with the exclusives, or just with the vaulted stuff and stuff that was just out in the wild? I feel like the exclusive stuff still would hold their value, even if they read Some of it does?
Speaker 3:Yeah, but not really, because they do the exclusives in in like GameStop and Hot Topic. So it's just the official sticker versus not official sticker. The moment they take one of those from a con like the, like the Grand Admiralton I'm looking at right now the two that I have right there If they made that same figure and just reproduced it as a common or whatever, well, those two tank instantly and that's what they were doing with some of the stuff, not necessarily the exclusives like this, but the harder to find ones. They're just like oh shit. Like I said, make your own money.
Speaker 1:Kind of like with sports cards. Do you think that was also kind?
Speaker 2:of a pandemic thing where, like sports, cards.
Speaker 1:Well, so, sports cards like 20 to 2022, like, and then since like 2022, things have just like. You're not. You're getting like on some of these cards that were hundreds of dollars. You're getting pennies on the dollar now, um, because just the bottom dropped out right like the well, I mean, we were all stuck at home for hobbies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, I liked football cards when I was a kid, so everybody's into it, yeah, that's, yeah.
Speaker 3:That's sign of the times, I think but do you see that also?
Speaker 1:could that also have been a contributing factor for the funko thing?
Speaker 3:no, because funko's been out since like 2012 okay, again I'm asking the question, if it started yeah, if it started six, seven years ago, I probably see that could be a thing for sure. Yeah, but because that started, I remember picking up exclusives at 2013 sdcc.
Speaker 1:So I think my, my, uh luke uh wampa is 2013 comic-con, my pulp fiction 2013 comic-con, so it goes back a ways, uh, so I don't think it's that sports cards have been around a lot longer, like yeah, but that one like jack said that one is specifically because people look at that hobby and it's like, okay, I just meant the collectability aspect of it, right the collectability, that if that could be a contributing factor, right like. I'm not saying it's a, it's a one or another thing. Of course, when this type of thing happens, it's always multiple factors fed into it. Yeah, but.
Speaker 3:I know. The key for collectability, though, is it has to be collectible. For it to be collectible, it needs to be rare, yeah, and if you're going to mass produce stuff the way they were doing the last couple of years, they didn't really do it so much during the pandemic, but it was only in about 2023. 2022, 2023 is when it became a situation 23. 22 was still fine. 23 is when they started doing that, and it was like, oh, it is no longer collectible.
Speaker 1:Do you think maybe the number of licenses that they had also led to that too?
Speaker 2:I don't well, because everybody's a fan of something exactly you can.
Speaker 3:You can have a license for everything on the planet the problem is if, oh, they need to make uh, the. What is it, balrog? Is that the? Lord of the rings, lord of the rings demon thing, right, okay, but if they make 4 000 of them the fomo, the height it'll sell out and then it'll have value because there's going to be a high demand for it. But if they make 14 000, it's a shelf one. So they had to find their balance and I think they're still working on that, but it's getting better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I know when I when I go to the store, which still isn't very often like, but when I go into a store and like I just look at like the shelves of funko and it just looks messy, right like there's there's so many of them that you're just like I'm not.
Speaker 1:I don't even want to look through them, because they're all just. They're're just like. I don't even want to look through them, Because they're all just like. It's like somebody just threw up Funco on a shelf and I'm just like. I have zero interest to seeing if there's anything rare here or anything I'd be interested in, Because I don't want to spend 45 minutes like Picking through all the ones behind.
Speaker 3:Most people don't. Most people have their list. They know what they know. They like what they like, like me, I. I know when like amando comes out. I know when evader comes out. I know the rest of it. I'll have to find it on accident if I'm like oh they made this cool. Uh, when it goes on sale on funko's website, I'll buy a thin like the last set of mean girls uh, you know, you know it's like okay, I'll wait till it's cheap, cause I'm not going to pay full price for it.
Speaker 3:I just won't, cause I know they made so many thousands of them. They don't care, so it's, it's only the exclusives, or uh, for whatever, and whether it's a store exclusive, a con exclusive whatever times, make the effort to get an ASAP.
Speaker 1:I have a GI Joe Duke figure or Funko, and we were at the coast going through like a thrift shop and there was just one. It was one randomly on the shelf and it was $5 and one of the people in my group was like oh my god, look at this, it's you. Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, of course, because I'm a Duke head.
Speaker 3:I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1:That's probably not even a thing until now. But you know like like yeah, exactly, if I if I, if I do collect anything from GI Joe, it's it's going to. You know it's going to primarily be, you know, not that I don't have interest in other stuff. I mean I think like the, the HasLab Snowcat. That was pretty cool and I remember having the Snowcat when I was a kid, but I'm not going to fucking spend $150 on one now, or whatever it is, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Flint does. Come with hot dogs on a fucking skewer.
Speaker 1:That's true, it's true, and Lady J Love me. Some Lady J Same.
Speaker 3:He can give Lady J a hot dog. Yeah, you can have Lady J. A lot of people are like, oh, scarlet, I'm like, no, I'll take Cover Girl.
Speaker 1:All right, well, we can have that conversation about which?
Speaker 3:my little. I like Jinx anyways, that's fine.
Speaker 1:Oh, there you go.
Speaker 3:Jeez Joe, your little pink hair having ass. Was that Jinx? No?
Speaker 2:No, that was.
Speaker 1:She's the red Zorana.
Speaker 3:Zorana was the Well yeah, Zartan's crew.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:The twins Zandar Zaymont and Tomex. No, no, no, what was the?
Speaker 1:guy.
Speaker 3:Zartan.
Speaker 1:No, her twin, the guy with the red hair who had the crew cut. Why can't I remember?
Speaker 2:Why isn't GI Joe streaming somewhere? Yeah, I know, huh how is it?
Speaker 3:not it is, it's on YouTube you can find, you can find like yeah, but a real, but a real station like Peacock or something it'll be eventually on.
Speaker 1:It'll eventually be on, you know what I'm not thinking about it.
Speaker 3:Y'all can have your GI Joe's. I'll go hang out with Chitara. I am literally eating pussy, rawr. Oh man, what is it? What is it called Speciality? No, that too, that's already a thing. Come on now.
Speaker 1:Animorphs.
Speaker 3:It's something Like when they have the animals all human-like. It's called something Animorphic Furries.
Speaker 1:It's called furries, lou. No, the Thundercats are just furries.
Speaker 3:No, the furries is the convention I go to. That's different. A lot of rubbing at those conventions, just so you know it's very hot.
Speaker 1:Lou needs to sign off now, not get off.
Speaker 2:He needs to wait until after. Yeah, yeah, no, don't let him get off.
Speaker 3:Dude it already is late and we've been going an hour and 45. Yeah, yeah, somebody.
Speaker 1:And we've been going an hour 45. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Somebody had to go eat food Two of us had to go eat food.
Speaker 2:I timed it.
Speaker 1:I could have been here like five minutes late.
Speaker 3:I would have yeah but Duke still would have been late though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I literally walked in the door at 826. I was changed. My shirt splashed water on my face ran upstairs, you were, he was out of breath when he sat down. I did, I was.
Speaker 3:And it's fucking hot dude.
Speaker 1:It was so fucking hot today we played two games of softball and it was fucking 97 degrees outside.
Speaker 3:Oh, now it was 97, it was 95.
Speaker 1:This guy's changing the story already 104. It was 104.
Speaker 2:And we had to play softball.
Speaker 1:And we had to play softball. Going uphill both ways.
Speaker 3:I remember hearing stories like this Back in 1432, when I was born. Shit, that's a callback. Y'all Go back and watch our old episode.
Speaker 1:Inside jokes and now I'm insulted. This is my last episode, guys. It's been fun, that's random 1432.
Speaker 3:Where did you come up with that?
Speaker 1:right rando. Uh, it's because you wanted to use one, two, three, four, because that's your luggage code. Okay, that is fair. That was the most. That was the most inventive you could get was put that I I tried to mix it up. Yeah, one, two, three, four. Hey, that's the code to my luggage. Forget the five. But yes, who cares about that?
Speaker 3:But I had to make it work in this context Lou.
Speaker 1:I suppose, you didn't use the five, all right.
Speaker 3:School starts tomorrow.
Speaker 2:I've got to get up early, so no way.
Speaker 3:It's already starting. Oh, never mind, old girl's kid her starts Wednesday.
Speaker 1:I can hang out. I don't gotta be up early. You can hang out.
Speaker 3:I got a long day tomorrow. I have inspections tomorrow, so up early and then hit properties and drive in through. It's gonna be a draining day for me tomorrow. Tomorrow I might have to come home and actually pop a beer. Oh dang, that's how my day is I might have to come home and actually pop a beer. That's how my day is.
Speaker 1:I usually don't drink here, but this may be one of them days where the cherry vodka there's been a few Mondays in the last couple months that I've had to deal with a cigar and drink out on the back patio after I signed off for the day.
Speaker 3:Tomorrow is going to be a long day. I know it is. That being said I'll do my wind down.
Speaker 1:Play a couple video games.
Speaker 3:We'll do it again at 7.
Speaker 1:6? Lou, which is better for you If I say we'll do it again at 7 or 6?
Speaker 3:Why would it be 6?
Speaker 1:I'm just being We'll do it again at 6, because it'll be Sunday night again yeah, but it's no, no and with that.
Speaker 3:I have an aneurysm peace right, lucy had to do this.
