Vaguely Inconsistent
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Vaguely Inconsistent
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What begins as a lighthearted review of Netflix's surprise hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters" quickly evolves into a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation between three friends who aren't afraid to speak their minds. The animated film, with its Spider-Verse-style animation and catchy soundtrack, prompts discussions about pop culture phenomena and the surprising success of original IP in an era dominated by established franchises.
The conversation takes several unexpected turns, from detailed explanations of fantasy football auction drafts to a passionate debate about Cracker Barrel's controversial rebranding. One host's nostalgic defense of the restaurant's traditional aesthetic reveals how deeply brand identities can intertwine with personal memories. Meanwhile, a spirited discussion about karaoke etiquette tackles the question: if you choose to sing a song with offensive lyrics, should you censor yourself or simply select a different song?
Throughout the episode, the hosts' genuine friendship shines through as they navigate potentially controversial topics with humor and honesty. Their willingness to push boundaries while maintaining respect for each other creates an authentic listening experience that feels like eavesdropping on old friends having unfiltered conversations over drinks. Whether discussing their upcoming Hollywood karaoke adventure (complete with planned Disney song performances) or debating the merits of current streaming shows like "Alien Earth" and "Peacemaker," their chemistry and candor make even mundane topics entertaining.
Join us for an episode that celebrates friendship, unfiltered opinions, and the joy of discussing everything from high culture to guilty pleasures without judgment or censorship. Subscribe now to ensure you never miss our weekly dive into whatever topics capture our attention, whether profound, profane, or somewhere delightfully in between.
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We delay and lose Dick sucking. Yeah, that's what I was going to pick up. Three dudes talk about dick sucking.
Speaker 2:Oh, and we got our first strike.
Speaker 4:On YouTube, as long as it's corrected, three dudes talk about their dicks getting sucked by women. Well, this one anyway, I don't bug you too, I will call you guys out. It's fine. No, it's not. By this dude I downloaded some intros for us.
Speaker 1:So I got one for Duke. So I'll say hey, duke, hold on, I didn't click the right button.
Speaker 2:You should have said pause, there, we go, alright, hey.
Speaker 1:Hello there. And then I got one for Lou.
Speaker 4:You should have said pause.
Speaker 3:Here we go, all right, hey, hello there what's up? And then I got one for Lou. What's good, nuka, wow.
Speaker 1:What is really going on. Wait, where's yours? I'll get one Actually. No, you know what Hold up Since yesterday, oh.
Speaker 3:My little soda pop. You're all I can think of Every drop I drink of. You're my soda pop, my little soda pop.
Speaker 4:The song about soda.
Speaker 2:I like how we get I get two words, lou gets five words and Jack gets a fucking intro song like he's a fucking wrestler.
Speaker 1:Are you right now on a motorcycle? I would have done the fireworks.
Speaker 4:Hell to the no.
Speaker 2:Well, I guess we can open with that. So how was your week, guys?
Speaker 4:How was K-pop?
Speaker 2:It was good.
Speaker 4:It was actually good.
Speaker 1:The animation was good. It's like a Spider-Verse kind of animation. So the animation's good. The songs were catchy as hell Soda Pop's, not even my favorite one and the story was good. It was actually a good movie. Forget all the little kids and making it all popular and shit. It was actually a good movie.
Speaker 2:Is this your first true exposure to K-Pop?
Speaker 4:You got two sequels coming, just so you know.
Speaker 1:No, I've heard I'm not purposely listening to K-Pop, but no, honestly it was kind of like Equestria Girls, like teenage girls singing and all that, that's what.
Speaker 4:I figured it would be like.
Speaker 1:It was actually really well done. You would not be amiss by watching it, especially since it's just on Netflix.
Speaker 4:I'd probably okay giving it a shot, but to ask the end of it, you know I'm not trying to, like I don't know, dress up for Halloween, so you watched it. No Zero chance. He's a character that I would relate to the man had abs and his name was. Abby. And he was gay as fuck too, I think.
Speaker 1:Demons aren't gay Demons aren't gay they just fuck everybody yeah.
Speaker 4:That makes them gay if they fuck everybody.
Speaker 2:No, gay means that you're picking one over the other.
Speaker 4:No, you could be gay at this moment and straight the next, and then bi after that. What if you're getting a?
Speaker 1:finger like Chinese finger cuffed. Does that make you gay and straight at the same time? It?
Speaker 4:makes you gay bi whatever. You gotta understand.
Speaker 2:What if a guy is sucking your dick, but a girl is shoving her fingers in your ass?
Speaker 3:That's not gay.
Speaker 1:Okay, lou's just covering his face Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 4:No, no, I've been there I was like, let me picture, okay, no, that's not gay.
Speaker 2:Old girl's going to be like, so I made it through the first five minutes of the podcast and we have some stuff to talk about. Who's the girl? We all know who the guy was, so it's fine. Only a handful of choices, mc.
Speaker 4:Chalamet. Only a handful of choices.
Speaker 1:But no really, if you're, you wouldn't be a miss watching it honestly, it was entertaining as heck, certainly not opposed to watching it.
Speaker 4:I wasn't going to make an effort to go out of my way when I've got Star Trek episodes to watch.
Speaker 2:I have 25-year-old Star Trek episodes to watch. Jack Bump, your brakes on the fucking cable. I don't need new shit.
Speaker 4:I'm pretty sure they're 28-year-old episodes, so whatever Exaggerate you, go right ahead.
Speaker 2:And it looks like for the person coming to Rose City Comic Con. She doesn't have autographs up yet, just photos, so when she puts the autographs up I'll let you know she was my favorite of the girls. If she's autographing on Friday. I got you family.
Speaker 4:I was going to say is Jack going to need one?
Speaker 1:She was my favorite one, the one with the pink hair.
Speaker 2:Well, and that is why he screenshotted the thing I sent him like a week ago.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know right, I was like, uh, Yep, yep, I did the same thing, bro.
Speaker 2:I was like Jack, you're a little behind on this one. Oh man Jack telling me something about something I already told him about before.
Speaker 1:Don't be paying attention. I didn't care until yesterday.
Speaker 4:I didn't care. Yeah, exactly, I didn't care until yesterday. I didn't care. Yeah, exactly, I didn't care. I think the youngest one wants to dress up, as I guess some girl had a yellow jacket, roomie With some white boots.
Speaker 1:I think she was the lead singer with the purple hair.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm all like you want to put this child, an eight-year-old child, in this bare midriff-ass outfit. I'm like hell no, but whatever.
Speaker 1:Get her a white undershirt, so her midriff isn't there, but it's still white.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean, I suppose that would be the great compromise, I think that would be the great uh exception, or it was a compromise.
Speaker 2:I think that would be. That would be workable oh yeah, but it's like.
Speaker 4:So we're gonna specialize an eight-year-old, fantastic, great job uh I mean so you know, we'll see if that's what they want to do. Look if bare midges are sexual to you, then that's you I wouldn't do it for an eight-year-old, but it ain't my kid do you?
Speaker 1:just aren't sexual. It's how you look at them, sir. If you're looking at an eight, year old they're sexual.
Speaker 4:You're like yeah bruh, no, I saw your ass in a pink or white little bear midriff pink uh yeah, a few years ago, oh yeah right now.
Speaker 3:That is still sexual and sometimes because that's, that's what he.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's jack. He can't not be sexual. That's the problem.
Speaker 4:I mean I'm just saying but I see Bear Midriff, I think of Jack and you know, sometimes that's what it takes to get there, but whatever, oh yeah, looks at eight year old.
Speaker 1:She had a hairy belly.
Speaker 4:Man, she was six foot three with a hairy belly. It would be awesome.
Speaker 2:And now, all of a sudden, chris. Hansen, here We'd like to talk to you Lou have a seat. Why do you have a 12-pack and a dozen roses?
Speaker 3:We were just going to play video games. We were going to play video games.
Speaker 4:It was.
Speaker 2:We were going to play some.
Speaker 4:Carcassonne, it would not be a dozen roses. It wrote flowers dies. Why am I going to buy flowers? That's pretty, but Carcassonne is probably as you.
Speaker 2:I met her at Carcassonne. She said she was 18.
Speaker 4:Settlers of Catan, one of the two. We're going to settle on something that's for sure.
Speaker 2:She wanted, she wanted to play ticket to ride and I went, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:I thought it was a different game.
Speaker 2:I don't understand the thing that these kids talk about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wasn't Riz on the cab that we were bussing on.
Speaker 4:I was like he's missing some letters there, sir. Oh my goodness, I was like he's missing some letters there, sir.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, alright. So you enjoyed it and all the group you went with All enjoyed it.
Speaker 1:I was hoping that there would be more singing, though, like just from everybody in general, but they really weren't. There were some kids that got like the Slacker tickets, like at the very front. They actually got up and danced and sang a little bit. I heard my little one singing. We put the teenagers behind us so they might have been, but I was sitting next to the little one.
Speaker 2:I heard her singing is this one of those movies that's gonna have legs and is gonna be in the theaters for like six months because it's just going to have a steady trickle of people watching it? I don't think so new people.
Speaker 1:It's more of an event thing because it's a sing-along, because they only put the words up during the songs oh okay.
Speaker 2:Oh so this wasn't the first time it came out, it's on netflix.
Speaker 1:It's been on netflix for like a month oh yeah, it's been on netflix for months. I don't pay for any subscription services, no it's like a month or so ago it was before Comic-Con and my little one's like you gotta watch this. I'm like why are you watching K-pop? Demon Art, what the fuck is that? Is this even age-appropriate? She's like no, it's good.
Speaker 2:I like it. Oh, now you worry about that. Not when it comes to a movie title.
Speaker 1:You're like whoa whoa and then the older one watched it, and by the time we got to comic-con they knew all about it.
Speaker 2:So was there a presence at comic-con everywhere? Oh god, that's what I was saying last week okay, yeah that.
Speaker 4:That's what old girl had to get her two daughters like. She's probably spent four hundred dollars on prints just for prints and yeah, theyains and stickers and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2:Just from that, you guys are both going to be poor as shit.
Speaker 1:Thankfully I don't have to buy any Labubas, because the Mitch's always sold out and I don't try hard enough to get them. So fuck a Labuba.
Speaker 2:Did you complete your set of?
Speaker 1:TNT, not for lack of trying.
Speaker 3:Really Still not 11, huh.
Speaker 2:Never forget.
Speaker 3:Never forget the new Wednesday, jack's.
Speaker 2:Missing.
Speaker 4:Never forget. Damn shame. I guess I'm getting chicken nuggets tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no shit. I guess I'll have to be buzzing by Burger King on the way home.
Speaker 1:Please go by.
Speaker 3:McDonald's. I'd be weird if I was at Burger King, like the way home.
Speaker 2:Please go by McDonald's. I'd be weird if I was at Burger King Like, hey, do you guys have the TMNT?
Speaker 1:Hello Kitty toys, you get it your way, but not when it comes to the Happy Meal toys.
Speaker 2:Sir, this is a Burger King, Ah shit.
Speaker 4:Man, in that case you never frosted? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:Can I get a Coke Slushie? Thank you. Can I get a Famous Star please?
Speaker 4:Wait, they actually have Coke slushies there, they do.
Speaker 2:And their ice cream machine always works.
Speaker 4:You know, I know that's the joke, but I haven't been to a McDonald's in a long time with a broken ice cream machine.
Speaker 1:Last week or the week before I went to the brand new McDonald's by work, I did a mobile order for my Happy Meals and a s'mores Frosty. I pulled up to the window they were pulling the ice cream machine from the wall so they could unplug that bitch Just opened. Brand new McDonald's and as soon as I get up to get my order. I'm like sorry, sir, our ice cream machine's broken.
Speaker 2:They opened up last week. Was it last week? Yeah, Wednesday I think the first In-N-Out in Washington opened People out there fucking 18 hours before it opens in line. They talked to the first guy in line. He was like I was actually the second guy in line, but the guy who was first had to go and do some stuff.
Speaker 3:So guess who's first in line now.
Speaker 2:I'm like I don't know if that's something you should be proud about. They were talking to some 18-year-old and he was like, oh my God, I've waited my whole life for this. I'm like really You've waited your whole life for a fucking In like in and out. I mean it's okay, but it's not the fucking end, all yeah we didn't even do 18 hours. We didn't even do 18 hours for episode 1. We did like 10 hours and that was pushing it let's see, we went right after war.
Speaker 4:I got off at 5 and went right to a theater and theater was like a half mile away.
Speaker 2:We used to go by the Hollywood, the Manchini's theater, and make fun of the idiots in line.
Speaker 1:Like all those nerds camping out Losers yeah.
Speaker 2:But that's because we've been elitist.
Speaker 1:Star Wars fans our entire life. We're better than everybody else.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but that had nothing to do with being Star Wars fans.
Speaker 2:We're just better than everybody else. But it really comes out. When it comes to the Star Wars, nobody can beat us at trivia. There's this mentality that we have we wouldn't waste money on a Stormtrooper outfit. Those guys are dicks anyways.
Speaker 4:Certainly not the 501st apples.
Speaker 2:It'd be fine if all they did was the charity work, but but then you talk to them.
Speaker 1:They're like well, I'm in the 501st, it's the charity work. I get to be in front of the line Because I have a weird biker vest on.
Speaker 2:And I got super like. The thing that really pissed me off about them was when they uh they changed like their uniforming rules. I think we talked about this at one point, maybe during a podcast.
Speaker 1:When we were at a celebration or comic-con last year, when we were sitting through all the star wars panels, one of them was a 501st and they were talking about their uniforming rules.
Speaker 4:Well then, they had like the trivia.
Speaker 2:It used to be that if, like, it was approved for, if it was like, if, like, lou had a set of armor that was approved, it used to be like grandfathered in, so if I like bought it from him, it would transfer over. But then they changed it to where it's like if Lou had a set of armor that was grandfathered in, but then, like I bought it from him, like if it didn't meet their whatever their random fucking standard was at that time, like, even though Lou was in the five, oh first, like I wouldn't, it wouldn't be make me approved to be in it, or whatever Like, which makes no sense. Go fuck yourselves. Like star Wars is inclusive, unless you want to fucking put guardrails on right I don't know Whatever.
Speaker 2:Sorry, tangent, we're back. Let's talk about K-pop demon hunters. So I guess is this the first thing of it, or is it something that's been around for a while.
Speaker 1:It's a movie Sony made and they're like fuck this shit, nobody's going to like it. So they gave it to Netflix and now Sony's like god damn it.
Speaker 2:I thought Paramount was the only one that did that.
Speaker 1:So I said, no, this isn't good enough. And now look at them.
Speaker 2:Especially if it's the same type of animation as the Spider-Verse movies. Both of those did really well in the theater, so I'm not sure why you would.
Speaker 4:They did well because the story was good, not because of the animation, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:But I'm saying but it goes back to the argument about the pre-existing IP. Right, they didn't want to have an original IP, they didn't want to take the chance on releasing something, something original, right like spider-man's already been established in that type of stuff. But the fact that it was the same type of animation, I'm like at least that gives it something you can you have something that you can build off of your people have already done this a couple times. This isn't like a whole new type of animation that nobody's seen before.
Speaker 1:Right, I have faith in it. I mean, it's called k-pop demon hunters. Who's going to watch that? Honestly?
Speaker 2:obviously a lot of people. So, like you know, right place, right time, right I mean because there's kind of a. I mean like, if you think about it, that type of stuff is, there's's a huge void of it for upper-age, lower upper-age pre-teens. I guess there's not a whole lot out there to market for them.
Speaker 4:With my Little Pony off the market. Yeah, I left the void.
Speaker 1:My Little Pony was better though.
Speaker 4:Yeah, these 8-18-year-olds, yeah, these 8-18-year-olds, yeah, these 8-18-year-olds kind of love it, so let them have it.
Speaker 2:I do think it's weird that they're pushing these weird combinations I've been seeing in my news feed lately. I don't know what company it is, but there's some company who's doing this. It's like He-Man, Transformers or something like that, and I'm like He-Man will fucking come out these days.
Speaker 1:He-Man is fucking Thundercats right now. I saw He-Man Lion-O at fucking Target yesterday.
Speaker 2:That doesn't even make any sense. No, he tore the shit out of the Lion-O.
Speaker 1:It looks okay, but they got He-Man Ninja Turtles. They got He-Man Stranger Things. He-man Ninja Turtles, they got He-Man Stranger Things. He-man Transformers. Wouldn't surprise me. They're making the movie. Yeah, I mean He-Man's taking off. Good for them, because He-Man was a shit, so hopefully the movie's decent, yeah.
Speaker 4:He was until Kevin Smith. It's still good, hayden.
Speaker 1:Hayden.
Speaker 2:Oh, you got to play his intro when he's hating.
Speaker 4:That was not good. It's like She-Ra. Are you going to tell me that new She-Ra?
Speaker 1:was good too. I don't watch girl stuff, lou, I only watch stuff for boys.
Speaker 4:I believe you.
Speaker 3:My little soda pop.
Speaker 4:You're all I can think of Every hour I drink. I believe you.
Speaker 2:They're really a song about soda it's not about soda, it's about a girl dummy, come on it sounds like you're my little soda pop.
Speaker 1:I want to take a sip of you. It's a whole thing in the movie.
Speaker 4:And they're promoting this to preteens. This sexuality is going all out, you're mad about Cracker Barrel too, aren't you? What? Yes, what is wrong with that bullshit? We're going to mess up a classic sign why. What's wrong with it? What was wrong with the original? How?
Speaker 2:many times have you gone to Crackle Barrel in the last year, Lou?
Speaker 3:Two.
Speaker 2:That's two more than most of America, and that's why they're rebranding everything.
Speaker 4:Depends on where you are. They don't need to make it look all futuristic and crap that whole. You know out there whittling wood on the deck type stuff. That was a good vibe. Go out there to a little country store, buy some Hydrox, because fuck Nabisco and they sell Hydrox there, and then you can go chill on the rocking chair while you're waiting for your turn to go get the Saturday night special pork chops, time two. I mean. Come on now.
Speaker 2:Do they still have the pork chops time two? I mean, come on now. Do they still have?
Speaker 4:the pork chops. Time two yeah, Saturday night.
Speaker 2:Okay, well then your food's still there. The building didn't change.
Speaker 4:Do you think it's just about the food and the ambiance means nothing? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't. I just go for the food, I don't care.
Speaker 3:I've never actually even been to a track and rail.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Man. I mean, to me it's more of a what was the point. It's like the Land O'Lakes, because that shit was racist. What was the point?
Speaker 1:It was too. It's like Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.
Speaker 4:Mrs Butterworth, None of that was racist either You're celebrating other cultures.
Speaker 1:You're culturally appropriating.
Speaker 4:You're celebrating other cultures. You're culturally appropriating, you're celebrating other cultures. And, to go further, here's how we're going to celebrate we're going to get rid of all the culture that seems very celebratory.
Speaker 2:To be fair, we wouldn't have gotten that amazing Dave Chappelle SNL sketch had they not taken away Andrew Maima, though, just saying.
Speaker 4:I don't think I see it.
Speaker 2:I think you would actually enjoy it. I know you.
Speaker 4:Funny is funny.
Speaker 2:He doesn't like political SNL.
Speaker 1:He likes SNL, it's just not political.
Speaker 4:Unless it's funny. Yeah, and most of their political SNL is not funny. Back when Tina Fey Was there and they were doing All the Alaska Girl stuff, that was funny. It was still political. I don't care, snl can do whatever, just be funny. They just haven't been funny in a long time. That's SNL stuff. When you got somebody who sends you a video and it's like oh, this one time a week, this one time a month, they're funny, it's been great, they're just not funny as often anymore.
Speaker 1:How have your sense?
Speaker 2:of humor changed Lou.
Speaker 1:I've been feeling loose.
Speaker 2:I've been feeling loose. Sense of humor hasn't changed since the 40s.
Speaker 1:Back when he was in Okinawa.
Speaker 4:Right before I took that hop to New Jersey Just for the record Okinawa in the 40s tough times in the mid 40s Real hot and bright, so hot. Lots of immigration coming over from the other, from the mainland. Yeah, yeah, that's Southern tip. Yeah, we had a lot of people moving in to Okinawa after that. It was really weird.
Speaker 1:I didn't do anything else this week, I just worked. That's all they do is work. What did?
Speaker 4:I do Work.
Speaker 1:Wife broke her knee Ish. No, she was getting out of the car and her knee popped because we're all fucking old now. Oh snap. So that's been happening to her since she was a teenager and usually it goes away in a couple hours. Right, it has not gone away. She's on a cane. I call her cuz now because she's a crip. It's fucking hilarious. She hates it. I think it's funny. You put a tennis ball on the end of the cane.
Speaker 2:No, that's the walk-on. Yeah, she got one of the ones the big ones?
Speaker 1:No, then you'll fall With the big feet on it like multi-directional, so you can do that. Michael Jackson tilt.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about, and this is what you've been waiting for. This is why you've been waiting. You've been waiting 30 years for this day to just be able to clown on her all the time, hey Krip.
Speaker 3:Krip. When's the other guy be ready? Shit, I need to learn how to throw up the blood hand signs.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:I need to learn how to throw up the blood hand signs, and then my hands will be crippled.
Speaker 4:I don't even know if they are Crippled. Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Man. Three weeks into the school year and she's already knocked out. Why couldn't you wait until you got out of the car and into the parking lot and then hurt yourself?
Speaker 2:At least let somebody hit you, and then at least you get some money out of it.
Speaker 4:Well, you can always blame the parking lot If it hasn't been resurfaced.
Speaker 1:She has to be honest. That's probably where my oldest gets it from. Bitches can't lie, unfortunate.
Speaker 2:Horrible. It was a quiet week here. Peacemaker Jack, you watch Peacemaker. That show is hilarious Hi. Lou, you're waiting to binge it, right?
Speaker 4:No, I'll watch it. No, I did not. I was waiting For a company, because somebody will get mad if I watch it.
Speaker 1:She loves her from John Cena.
Speaker 4:And she only got back here like A few hours ago. No time to watch when I've got a fantasy draft.
Speaker 2:A penis-y draft. How'd your fantasy draft go?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I had an auction draft which. I do not like, but whatever I don't hate it.
Speaker 1:How does that even work, is it? A legit auction, like you're holding up signs and shit and you've got to pay for them.
Speaker 4:Well, with Yahoo, no, you just go into the chat. Well, the way the feature is, there's a box and let's say the three of us, or let's just say it's just the three of us, and we have a budget. You have to fill all 15 of your spots. You have a $200 budget to do so.
Speaker 3:Not real money, though, right.
Speaker 2:Or is it real money?
Speaker 4:No, no, no, no, no, no, it's whatever you choose. Yahoo defaults at $200. Our faults of 200? Uh, our league is 250. So and then it's a keeper league on top of that, which we did this morning. This morning we picked the three guys we want to keep from last year. Oh, that's cool, and there's a cut and there's a cost to keep them. But then tonight was the actual. Okay, I nominate, you know pick, pick a player, you know patrick, patrick mahomes. And then it's like one dollar and jack two dollars, three dollars, four dollars, five dollars, and it goes back and forth and go finally, okay, fourteen dollars for patrick mahomes. And then the 10 second clock comes down on y'all and the monster bent down and said I need about three fifty and that's what some of these players went for I need about three fitting.
Speaker 4:That's what some of these players went for Three fitting. But yeah, that's it. But it takes it a while because we got 10 players trying to fill 12 slots roughly 12 slots per players because you kept three, so you got 12. So each person has to. So you're doing this 120 times, you're bidding, you know. So it's like, oh my God, but I got done early, I was done with my 15 players before some people had 8.
Speaker 1:Listen all 250 on Patrick. Mahomes I'm out Shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, minus the $14, because you've got to have at least $1 for every slot.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I could only go to I just don't understand why you have a draft at that point, Right Like Just go through the top 100 players.
Speaker 4:No, because you have your favorites. But it's not just that. You value a player more than I value a player, so you want him, you pay more for him, but the rest of your team might suck. You might put $80 on Justin Jefferson, partly because he's good, partly because he's a Viking. He's only worth $50 to me, but you'll drop $80 on him Exactly.
Speaker 4:Or if you're Jax White, you're going to have a whole team full of Raiders and it's going to cost you your entire damn budget. Or me with a bunch of Steelers, I don't know. They don't have any players that are worth a damn to me.
Speaker 1:The Steelers are mid no cap For real.
Speaker 4:There is value for the auction draft. It's like number one pick. I don't know who it is this year. Let's just say Saquon Barkley. Okay, he's averaging going for $60. But to you he might be, $100. And that makes it interesting. For the rest.
Speaker 3:Now you've got to balance the rest of your Buy some scrubs here and there.
Speaker 4:It does take some thought. It's kind of cool. Again, I don't prefer it, but not to the point where, oh, you're switching our league to auction, I'm out, it's not that bad. I switching our league to auction, I'm out, it's not that bad.
Speaker 2:I mean I like the idea of the Keeper League, but Keeper is my favorite.
Speaker 4:I like the Keeper over the auction part of it. But for us the way the Keeper works is you can only keep a player three consecutive, like three times. So if I drafted him this year I can keep him three more times, but the price goes up. So let's say I drafted somebody, some rookie, this year and I got him for $8 because I'm taking a flyer on something the next year. It goes up like $5 plus 10% and that's what it takes to keep him the next year $10 plus 10%, whatever the rules are.
Speaker 4:But if you get somebody who's cheap but he turns out to be an ace, you will pay them right 20 bucks thanks here, 30 bucks here, 40 bucks here after that, and then you have to let him go back to the wild after three years. So the way it works is we have two keepers and restricted free agent. So you keep your your two keepers that you choose based off of the spreadsheet, and then the rest of your squad from last year. You throw out a guy like for me I threw out like I don't know, jonathan taylor, um, and it was like all right, everybody else gets a bit on them and then I get to choose about I used to buy all the tiger beats with him on it, so no, nope, nope that was jonathan taylor thomas not, not the same oh wrong, yeah, so close, glad I'm in the middle to explain this to both of you.
Speaker 4:So everybody's on the same page. I was not there, it was like the fuck, are you Simba? Simba.
Speaker 2:We always have to find a Simba when we do Hakuna. Matata. Nobody ever wants to be Simba. People love being. Of course I'm Boomba. There's always somebody who wants to be Simba. People love being. I mean, of course I'm Pumbaa. There's always somebody who wants to be Timon, but nobody ever wants to be.
Speaker 4:I want Simba on that song.
Speaker 2:Alright, when you come and visit Lou. We go to karaoke.
Speaker 4:No, we go to karaoke in Hollywood bro.
Speaker 1:There's three of us. I'll be Simba. Fuck it, yeah, alright.
Speaker 2:Right after we do uh who's Pumbaa?
Speaker 4:Hi, duke. Okay, then you're Timon, are you?
Speaker 2:going to be Simba. Oh, cause Lou's going to be. Simba yeah.
Speaker 4:Done. Now anyone of y'all to be Nala?
Speaker 1:No, I'll have Ogre with us. It's fine, yeah, to be Nala, no we'll have Ogre with us.
Speaker 2:It's fine.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Ogre will be with us, oh yeah she can be. Nala, yeah, then you guys can be all nasty and make it everybody throw up after at the end. I mean, come on now, she had, you know Disney, she had them fucking buckly eyes when she was playing.
Speaker 2:Jack and I will have to Rochambeau for who's going to be Jasmine and who's going to be Aladdin, though. I got Aladdin so I can be behind you and hold your tits. Guess I should be in the queue for that then, so I can have that done by the time we hang out. We'll get kicked out of there we did go to karaoke on Tuesday.
Speaker 4:Disney songs the whole night on Thursday. That would be so funny. All we did was Disney songs.
Speaker 2:So there's a karaoke.
Speaker 4:What did you sing on Tuesday?
Speaker 2:So there's a private, like a place where you can rent private rooms to do karaoke, oh, one of those. Yeah, I think it's similar to how they have it in the Far East, japan and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:In the Orient.
Speaker 2:In the Orient, yeah. The Far East, yeah. Give me one second, I will. Let's see History Nope, oh, look at this. Let's see. I sang Sugar by System of a Down. That's a good song. Wrecking Ball by Miley oh my God.
Speaker 4:I do a really good job of that.
Speaker 2:By the way, it's funny. There have been people who have been in our karaoke group who will put that in and everyone's like, no, that's Duke's song. Sorry, sorry, you've got to pick something else. Firewater, bird, gold on the Ceiling. Hakuna Matata, malibu by Hull and then House of the Rising Sun by the Animals is what I started off with.
Speaker 4:Isn't it Eric Byrne? And the Animals?
Speaker 2:This one. They just say the Animals, but you're probably right.
Speaker 4:No, it may be the Animals. They switched so many times Like fucking John Melligan.
Speaker 2:The Cougarar. The problem is that I don't have a good voice For singing.
Speaker 1:Karaoke is Japanese for the tone deaf, so it's fine yeah.
Speaker 2:But so yeah. But then being in a room with a bunch of people who can't actually sing is kind of like unnerving, because usually it's just my friends and a couple of them can sing pretty good, but for the most part everyone's just there to have fun. But when you're with a group of people who actually can like, have good voices and are in tune, you're like oh OK, but I guess it was care about that stuff.
Speaker 2:It was good, though I though I mean again, it's good to be in a room with people who actually like work on it, right, or have worked on it in the past, right so but it was a much different group than I normally go with. It's it's not my the norm, my normal karaoke group. Um, uh, this was. I went to like a house party, a couple, I don't know, I guess it's been a month ago. I'm tangentially in that group, it's because I'm a friend of a friend type of thing, and I was there and the host was like you like karaoke, right, and I go, yeah, and she's like you should set up a karaoke party for this group of people that is here right now. And I was like Okay, so the group that I went with was a much different group than like I normally invite to these things because it wasn't my group that happens to me.
Speaker 2:They were fun all the time I feel like orgy's right. All right, let's set up all these people, I'm like yep and you're like, but hey, that's the best way to get to know someone.
Speaker 4:That's how you get to know somebody from the blindfold and feel yourself way around.
Speaker 1:Greg, steve, these balls? No, I don't recognize these balls.
Speaker 2:Who's this? Hang on Lou. Hang on, hang on Lou. People not watching the YouTube version are not going to get that joke at all.
Speaker 4:Nope At all. Y'all need to switch over. Put the video on.
Speaker 2:Nope, nope, you don't need to. But Saturday was my friend's birthday party, so we went out on the river. They rented a pontoon boat, so we were out on the river the whole day. It was like 98 degrees.
Speaker 4:Wait time out. Are there pontoons that aren't boats?
Speaker 1:That's what they have in the main old saloon, so you spit your tobacco in it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but that makes sense, because that's the noise it makes when you spit.
Speaker 2:Yes, you didn't watch Looney Tunes it does.
Speaker 4:Every cartoon.
Speaker 3:I've seen they make that sound.
Speaker 4:I would be so sad if I went to a ghost town or something and somebody spit in one and did not make that sound, I was just like, okay, we can leave.
Speaker 2:Ew, gross. No, no, no, that's not the noise it's supposed to make damn it.
Speaker 1:It looks funny. Lie to me, bring me Mel Blanc.
Speaker 4:Right, where is?
Speaker 2:Frisbee Lee? I don't know.
Speaker 1:Are there pontoons on our boats. That's a good question.
Speaker 4:Well, he said it was a pontoon boat so I'm like, oh, I'm about to get you to here. There's something that's not Lou.
Speaker 2:I was trying to be thorough, so.
Speaker 4:Well no, I'm serious, I thorough so. Well, no, I'm serious, I'm not even fucking with y'all. I don't know if there's a pontoon that's not a boat. I was like, oh, I'm about to learn, the pontoon that's not a boat. He specifically said pontoon boat, so I have to imagine there's a pontoon, not a boat.
Speaker 1:No, they all look like boats. I'm like what Google search says about it.
Speaker 2:Google search says they're all boats, but there's regular boats.
Speaker 1:So pontoon boats are different than regular boats. So he was just clarifying. Yeah, but pontoon by itself.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but pontoon is a boat. Oh, that's a good point.
Speaker 2:Some people may not know what a pontoon is Alright, sir. I was just adding the noun at the end of.
Speaker 4:So duke is Well technically.
Speaker 1:It's like when you order a chai tea Like, okay, you want a TT.
Speaker 4:Ugh another one.
Speaker 2:And a venti at that.
Speaker 4:I need to go to the ATM machine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the ATM machine Automatic teller machine, the NFL League, the NFL League spokesman? Nope, just NFL spokesman. We're good Anyway. Now we're just going to spend the next hour, pissing Lou off with our redundancies, with all these, yeah, with our broken.
Speaker 4:English language.
Speaker 2:Now we're just going to spend the next hour pissing Lou off with our redundancies. Yeah, with our broken English language, our broken American language.
Speaker 4:There's been several. There's been several times when even today there was the, he ended in a sentence with a preposition.
Speaker 2:The best is when his camera actually does freeze. I think what he's actually doing is he's just wiggling the USB cable for his camera when he wants to. He's like hang on.
Speaker 4:It doesn't have to try. It does it automatically because it's such a loose fit over here.
Speaker 2:That's what she said.
Speaker 4:After a while yeah.
Speaker 1:After we use Brutus.
Speaker 2:Guys, you brought the garden hose to the orgy. Oh no, that's just Lou.
Speaker 4:But if you go around in circles after you stretched it out, you can still hit the ramp.
Speaker 2:Lou, you're like a spirograph.
Speaker 4:And that, folks was my first orgy, but it wouldn't be my last. You're probably wondering how we got here.
Speaker 2:So all right so, jack and I, can. Place a bet real quick. So for Peacemaker, is Lou going to be pissed off About the retcons?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I think he will.
Speaker 4:If the retcons are done to fit in the current what is it? James Gunniverse DCU. If they're doing that, I'm probably going to be fine with it.
Speaker 1:Plus it's hilarious.
Speaker 4:I watched it and I was like only in previously on Peacemaker.
Speaker 1:Think about Peacemaker.
Speaker 4:Oh well, that makes sense. The end, the end of the finale, it has to be Recon. But then they also there was some they actually I think they did a pretty decent job of the subtle.
Speaker 2:Okay Alright, but it was very enjoyable.
Speaker 4:Anything that Changed to fit to the current universe. I'm going to ignore all that. Like I think, blue Beetle Is still supposed to be part of this particular universe. It was like one of the few, One of the one or two that was allowed. But if they needed to do some tweaks to that again, I'd be fine.
Speaker 2:So it'll be a Blue Beetle version 1.2?.
Speaker 1:I don't think it's the same movie, except for it has Peacemaker in it.
Speaker 2:The five references yeah, exactly, it has, peacemaker in it and the other four references too.
Speaker 4:Yep and maybe some involvement of ICE in there to make it more realistic.
Speaker 1:Maybe ICE doesn't exist in the DCEU, except that the Fortress of Solitude See that immigrant actually goes to ICE on purpose. Yeah, repeatedly, he loves it.
Speaker 4:Well, he's white, so he's trying to follow the rules.
Speaker 1:Sort of like Canadians. They're scared of ice.
Speaker 4:What rules are Canadians trying to follow?
Speaker 2:Canadian rules.
Speaker 4:A what's that on the boot Maple?
Speaker 2:syrup? I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Some poutine on the pontoon Tim.
Speaker 2:Hortons there you go.
Speaker 4:This is like.
Speaker 2:What Mexican words do you use?
Speaker 4:Enchilada Wild Spiced taco Fire Del Scorcho.
Speaker 2:Whoa sir, Sir, do not be smirched Del Taco by referencing it as a Mexican food.
Speaker 4:I'm having a Trying to reconnect. Make sure you have a stable internet connection. I can still hear you.
Speaker 2:Just means you're going to have to wait longer at the end for it to upload Right.
Speaker 4:All that fluffering is happening 45 minutes later, lou's like. Alright, I'm done getting my dick sucked. Okay, it's not finished uploading yet. Shit, I gotta stay up longer this guy 45 minutes. It depends on the kind of mood she's in.
Speaker 1:She's over here playing fucking Monopoly Go.
Speaker 4:That works for me. You don't have to focus too hard and religious has this controller on her head playing Settlers of Catan Yep. Probably Clash of Heroes at that point.
Speaker 1:Whichever one vibrates more, he turns on Gears of War and just revs up the chainsaw let me switch over to Super Impression Shooter as you download the He-Man Gears of War crossover.
Speaker 4:Oh, dude, for real.
Speaker 1:He-Man is Marcus, I don't know A.
Speaker 4:Lancer Masterford would be kind of cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I see, I would.
Speaker 4:Marcus is holding up a chute.
Speaker 1:And he gets even more buff.
Speaker 4:Yeah, anya, I guess it'd be Teela.
Speaker 2:Uh, I guess that would make Dom Like man-at-arms.
Speaker 4:Or something like that, yeah.
Speaker 2:He'd be like nah, I wanna be Fisto Bitches. I guess Dom would actually probably be Orko.
Speaker 4:No, that would be that bot, that little droid bot that flies around.
Speaker 1:Yeah, baird would have to be Man-at-Arms because that's his job. The science-y shit.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, that's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 1:I think that comes out soon. The reloaded Gears of War Super remaster, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, you're right, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1:I was playing the beta for a little bit.
Speaker 4:I forgot about that, damn. When is that Duke do?
Speaker 1:you know when? That movie they just barely started talking about it again the Gears of War movie no.
Speaker 2:I think they're.
Speaker 1:They're in production, they wrapped so next year, because I follow that Mexican Hottie List playing Tila on the socials oh yeah, another one of those.
Speaker 4:I follow that Mexican Hottie that's playing Tila on the Socials. Oh yeah, another one of those woke castings.
Speaker 1:And then they had the sword and Skeletor's scepter. At Comic-Con I got the touch in the sword not the staff. The staff was behind glass but you could touch the sword. Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 4:I take it it was at my tail's booth. Yes, yes it was. You know what? I think I went by their purchasing booth. I don't think I went to their.
Speaker 1:You didn't miss a whole lot. We had to go over there and look at the Monster High dolls. Wait, since when the girls wanted to look at them? Little One has a Megan now. She has a Megan Monster.
Speaker 4:High, that's what I'm saying. When did they get into Monster?
Speaker 1:High Little One used to like them. We used to buy them for her.
Speaker 4:Wow.
Speaker 1:We used to go to the panels and everything and all that jazz and all that jazz.
Speaker 4:So anyway, back to the story.
Speaker 2:Uh, pontoon boat uh, yeah, so we just went out on the columbia river for the day and hung out. I got a little too much sun, but you, you know sacrifices you make for a good time. Too much sand for Lou, so he could avoid it, though.
Speaker 1:I mean like the dock on the boat. And then I mean you don't have to touch the sand to get on a boat.
Speaker 4:That's true. Oh yeah, I've been on boats before and you didn't actually have to In the meantime. 1842 was rough. Oh yeah, I've been on both before. It's been a long time. 1842 was rough.
Speaker 2:That was the same time he developed his sense of humor.
Speaker 1:And his political beliefs. They haven't changed since Everybody else is like man, this is the worst and Lou's like guys, think about all the opportunities we're going to have All the job skills we're fixing to learn. It's going to be amazing. Oh yeah, I're going to have All the job skills we're fixing to learn. It's going to be amazing. Oh yeah, I'm going to be a farmer a carpenter.
Speaker 4:You're going to be, so wanted. A breeder, all these things.
Speaker 2:Lou has failed at the breeding part, though. That's the problem. He's done everything else but.
Speaker 4:But I've practiced, Damn it, but I've practiced damn it. Lou is showing you that sometimes practice doesn't make perfect sometimes or I have lots of freedom and it's really perfect he hasn't given up. I'll keep trying. If I have to take pills to do so, damn it, I'll do so. Do it for me. And I'll keep trying. If I have to take pills to do so, damn it, I'll do so do it in my part.
Speaker 1:Lou has a Rosie the Riveter poster starship troopers but it's a.
Speaker 2:Viagra pill flexing do it in my part we can do it, we can do it, you, you can do it. Oh man, yep, this is definitely the pod that we get cancelled.
Speaker 1:I just can't wait until we see what the AI comes with for the pod description.
Speaker 2:What else going on? We can't talk about.
Speaker 4:Peacemaker, yet let's see what else. What happened this week? You did the eye work, had some meetings. I don't say heat show, but annoyingly high they're walking. Not, don't get me wrong, it ain't Vegas high, we're only in the high 90s. Yeah, but it was enough to be a problem. It was annoying, it was like, oh God, it was just tiring more than anything else. You know that just wears you out.
Speaker 4:But then Friday was kind of chill, didn't do a whole huck of a lot. I got myself to season 5 now of Voyager. So Kat sat for my friend that went to San Francisco Bay Area somewhere like that, so, yep. So did that over the weekend played some Magic watching? Yep, that's a treat. So did that over the weekend played some magic? He's like no, but it is, it is a treat. Everybody likes rice-a-roni, right? Any of those box foods I like, except for the ones that say add milk. It's like I want hamburger helper Add milk.
Speaker 1:No stroganoff for me tonight, I want somebody else to make hamburger helper.
Speaker 4:Exactly, I want somebody else to make hamburger helper so I can eat it. What are you having for dinner? We're having beef, wellington and asparagus. No, I want hamburger helper. Is that a new?
Speaker 1:hamburger helper flavor. I haven't tried that one yet.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 3:Beef Wellington hamburger flavor.
Speaker 4:Beef Wellington hamburger helper flavor. I would be all over that, as long as it didn't add milk.
Speaker 1:That'd be great, that's how you make the pie crust. That goes around it Somebody else. Oh, no, no, no, you get the Hamburger Helper and you roll it up in the Crescent Rolls In Crescent Rolls, yeah.
Speaker 4:That actually doesn't sound too, bad. Oh my God, that would be a great Super Bowl snack. I think Hamburger Helper is just the good one.
Speaker 2:The good one to be stroganoff Also someone needs to not be doing fantasy football league changes during the podcast. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:It was just changing the number of teams, it was fine. Oh wait, never mind, there's more.
Speaker 2:What are you talking about? My phone's been buzzing and so I glanced at it to make sure it wasn't anything important and it wasn't 1130 Mountain Time.
Speaker 1:What are you all talking about?
Speaker 4:Our draft. Yeah, is she in the next room doing? Changes to our league. Yep, oh my.
Speaker 2:God, I don't know about Teresa.
Speaker 1:She is super fun and loves football and will give me a run for KC players in the draft that she will, if you have any questions or comments. Feel free to reach out to me. We need more people. I think there's only like six of us right now. That's what she changed the number of teams to Six, six super teams.
Speaker 4:For whatever reason, they wouldn't let her set the draft without an even number of teams. You couldn't do it with seven teams, no, or five. It was like there was the bot that was there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we had a bot last time. I think she had to drop the bot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know what I'm saying. Though is, just now she wanted to give everybody a heads up, like a weak heads up, for when the draft is, or auto draft, whatever Our league is, so whatever, but as in, so whatever. As in, not formal, but yeah, she was last week trying to set it. It was like we have five. I'm like it won't let you set the draft with five. It's like no I was like see it, see it, three someone to join 1030 in the morning on a Sunday.
Speaker 2:We need like.
Speaker 4:We figured out.
Speaker 1:Everybody will be awake by then. Clearly, you don't know how much of a party animal Duke is. Yeah, oh shit. Duke is yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, duke is being responsible now remember. Yes, I have a barbecue on Sunday night.
Speaker 2:That was my concern. I have a barbecue on Sunday night.
Speaker 4:That's not responsible. You have work on Monday.
Speaker 2:Nope.
Speaker 4:Labor Day.
Speaker 2:Next week's already.
Speaker 4:Labor Day weekend. Yeah, oh, I missed that. I need to rearrange it.
Speaker 2:Where would Lou be without us?
Speaker 4:Oh, for real y'all. I'm just like wait what Pissed off somewhere.
Speaker 1:Why doesn't anybody tell me this shit? The?
Speaker 2:first Monday of fucking September just came up and nobody told me about it.
Speaker 1:What the fuck.
Speaker 4:I'd be with a banner striking at Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 1:Shame on Cracker Barrel for removing the cracker from the barrel.
Speaker 2:Lou's sitting in front of Cracker Barrel, all chained up to the rocking chair. I'm not leaving.
Speaker 4:Give me Cracker.
Speaker 1:Barrel or give me death.
Speaker 4:Man, I think the part they fail to understand is because you guys even said it yourself. It's like, well, yeah, I haven't been there in however many years. It's like, yeah, but the people who do go there, you're going to push them away. You think you're going to get new clientele, You're not. You're going to be bankrupt by the end of the year, End of next year anyway.
Speaker 1:They did already lose millions of dollars in the stock market or whatever.
Speaker 4:Just from the announcing the change. They haven't even changed it.
Speaker 1:They weren't planning on changing all of them. They only changed a handful of them. The rest of them are still the same.
Speaker 4:Oh well then why is everybody tripping out? My understanding was they're changing all of them. The ones in the rural areas, like the Colorados of the world, leave those alone. But if you're in hippy-dippy lefty places like the West Coast, change all those places like the.
Speaker 2:West Coast. I agree, there ain't no Cracker Barrels on the West.
Speaker 1:Coast. They weren't changing them at all.
Speaker 4:Yeah there are. Yeah, we got Cracker Barrels here. Yeah, I remember taking my dad for a drink.
Speaker 2:Is that what your new house is called?
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what our Wi-Fi is Cracker Barrel, the Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 2:Whoa, now you're changing the name too, jack, what the fuck? The Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 4:The it's a barrel crusher.
Speaker 3:It's the.
Speaker 1:Cracker Barrel.
Speaker 4:Man, how awesome would that be.
Speaker 1:The like, the Home Depot and Lou's. You know what Lou's Wi-Fi is? The? Barrel of Monkeys Capital lowercase capital lowercase capital lowercase and the password is virginia slams monkey 69.
Speaker 4:Dude, somebody cracked my newport passwords by the change it. It was newport 40 and it was just like that. Damn, somebody broke it.
Speaker 2:Lou out here smoking Virginia Slims. What the fuck? What are we doing? What's Driving his 86 LeSabre Mint all?
Speaker 4:long dog Mint all long.
Speaker 2:Out here with a big-ass car phone in the center console and shit. Yeah still in the leather pack. Just plug that bitch into the cigarette lighter, you're good to go. Four-body trunk. Reckon that 8-track.
Speaker 4:Yup, nice trunk, reckon that 8-track. Yup, nah, it's that AM radio baby. You turn that dial and watch that little mirror go back and forth. That's the best.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I keep changing it and all I'm getting is Rush Limbaugh. What's going?
Speaker 2:on here bud yeah.
Speaker 4:How sad was that when he went off the air, didn't he?
Speaker 2:die, didn't he die Well, yeah.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:That makes sense when he's not off the air anymore. It was sad.
Speaker 4:There wasn't a question of how or why.
Speaker 2:It was just sad that he was off the air. There was a period there.
Speaker 4:I was like huh, yeah, that wasn't a question mark. Dot dot dot, that's rushed man, proud American. I cared about this country.
Speaker 1:Especially when he was selling you supplements, especially Tell him he's going to do his part.
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Speaker 4:Man, are you suffering?
Speaker 3:from erectile dysfunction. Lou, when was that His 50th?
Speaker 1:birthday. He too was suffering in the bedroom, and then we just cut to a picture of old girl, like crying he was.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but she was crying because it hurt too good.
Speaker 2:And it was limp. No, no, no, that's after.
Speaker 1:No, we could use the same picture before and after, but it would just be for different purposes.
Speaker 4:We saw the pair extra there's a pair for one, yeah, we just used the one picture I see a wheelchair in the background.
Speaker 2:Don't worry about it. Before Lou's girl didn't need a wheelchair. Now she do.
Speaker 3:You're right.
Speaker 4:What was that fake pill with those commercials like 15 years ago? Oh my god, I think it was Excite. It was like the dorky, white dude looked, think it was X-Site.
Speaker 2:The dorky white dude looked like he was from the 60s I think it was X-Site, but it was like X, it was like E-X X-Site.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I can't remember what it was. Those commercials crack me up. Now that shit's all over the radio. People don't even care anymore. Now I'm ruining my it's like, yeah, we're talking about ED or low testosterone or whatever. Now this is like all right, hey guys. Well, obviously the target audience, but still sports radio Wait so people that listen to sports radio can't get it on.
Speaker 1:That's because all the beer they drink, so that shit's like estrogen in a can.
Speaker 4:I mean, my guess is out here it's because you're a Broncos fan or a Rockies fan and you're just sad. Depression Right. Rockies officially eliminated from the playoffs.
Speaker 2:It was N-Z-Y-T-E.
Speaker 4:See, that's what I said, that's what I thought it was. Okay, that was the face one. So then there was like a lawsuit and all that with that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I was taken and I still wasn't cool. It was weird.
Speaker 4:Right Stale floppy Sam over there Blame the woman Overboiled hot dog.
Speaker 2:Can you believe Viagra's been around for 25 years?
Speaker 4:Yes, because that's why there's generics, because it has to take 20 years before they're allowed to make generics.
Speaker 2:Wow, there's an article in GQ from 2009 called the Rise and Fall of the Cincinnati.
Speaker 3:Boner King, I don't even I was in it.
Speaker 2:The Rise and Fall. The Sixth Cincinnati, boner King, I don't even I was in it the.
Speaker 4:Rise and Fall. That's funny. Clearly for the fall part.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh Christ.
Speaker 4:Didn't that Love and Other Drugs stop?
Speaker 2:that I probably.
Speaker 4:Jake Gyllenhaal and an old girl was watching that.
Speaker 1:She just shows her boobs in that movie. Is that who it was? That's all I remember. She does that's like the first thing. She goes into the doctor's office and pulls her shirt off.
Speaker 4:Oh man, I jumped, jumped in. She was halfway through her tour and I gotta go back and watch the first half now. Now it's worth it. So I'm sitting there watching. I'm like this show is because she has some kind of medical issue.
Speaker 3:She's dying oh, how's the pool coming?
Speaker 1:um that picture. I sent you was the last update, so the seating area is almost done. So I think we're just waiting on the inspection, because that is fucking everything up Goddamn city.
Speaker 2:Is he just getting a schedule? Is he having a problem getting that?
Speaker 1:No, he's just getting the dude out here, it should be all good to go, just making sure you're meeting all the requirements. Yeah, even our gate has a double lock on it. Now I'm like what the fuck? I only want one lock on it, just a deadbolt. I don't want to have to have a key to open the door right, but we do have a key to open the door right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's like the list of code, isn't it?
Speaker 1:Something. Yeah they added three pages of new rules. Get the fuck out of my backyard. How about that? You have zero business in my backyard. If you fucking drown in it, it sucks for you. You shouldn't have been back here. I mean you were in. Oh there it is.
Speaker 4:I just got the notifications of the league change.
Speaker 1:So whatever.
Speaker 4:Why are you doing league changes when you're supposed to be watching last week's podcast, Focus woman?
Speaker 1:Dang Catch up.
Speaker 2:We need our views Right. I was shocked that Lou's driving skills had already had a thousand views.
Speaker 1:I was like, oh damn, give me Blackman driving, damn, let's watch that. What are y'all talking about? I put a short on our YouTube page and it was an episode way back last year about you going off, about road rage and shit. It's got over 1,000 views.
Speaker 2:It's like our most viewed.
Speaker 4:Oh you sent that earlier in the text.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, it's like a screenshot, because I was looking at our site and I was like wait, we have something that has 1,000 views.
Speaker 4:I'll just say how do we manage that and keep and keep them walking, keeping our clothes on? How does that happen?
Speaker 2:that's just weird yeah, lose road rage has a 1.1k views.
Speaker 4:It's like by far our most viewed now I'm curious of what I went off on. There's so much out here, there's so much on the road.
Speaker 2:I like that. Uh, the one that's titled who wears pants in the theater has one view because clearly nobody does uh yeah, everyone's like uh, that's a dumb question. That's a dumb question. Father's Day Hypocrisy has 437 views.
Speaker 4:Oh, actually, you know what I know? That's Jack's jam right there.
Speaker 2:Star Wars Trivia has 1.9k views. We just need to do more Star Wars Trivia Jack you need to jump on the next group and save those questions I want it.
Speaker 4:Save that for January, folks, we'll have you.
Speaker 1:It's all due to the whole freaking seven-day cruise Trivia.
Speaker 2:And then I just scrolled back when we were celebrating Lou's birthday and I'm still finding fucking paper Glitter 19 more days.
Speaker 3:You don't have to worry about it. Your desk.
Speaker 4:Paper Glitter. Yeah, 19 more days. You don't have to worry about it, you're going to get more discounts. Yeah, yeah, Although. I got sent an AARP thing and was like you know, these discounts might be kind of worth it.
Speaker 1:Maybe I will sign up. I do be. You know, I love a good discount.
Speaker 4:Saving money. I was going to say saving is saving I don't care. Call me 50, all you want. You can call me 60, 65, whatever gives me a discount, I'll accept it.
Speaker 2:All right, I googled Star Wars trivia. How many tentacles do Dianoga cellopods have? Celliopods, celliopods, celliopods Hold on.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking back to my little green one from the Death Star Place.
Speaker 4:Hold on Tentacles. That's like an octopus joke. Six, six tentacles.
Speaker 2:Lou, what do you think?
Speaker 4:Tentacles. How many tentacles does a Dianoga?
Speaker 2:have Four Damn. What is the name of the first officially licensed Star Wars video game that released in 1982?
Speaker 1:Star Wars the Arcade Game.
Speaker 4:Does that count? Are we talking about console type?
Speaker 1:The first full, it was released on the Atari 2600.
Speaker 2:Then it would be Empire Strikes Back, empire Strikes Back. But what's the full name? Jesus Says the full name.
Speaker 4:It was not Jesus. Jesus Strikes the Empire.
Speaker 1:Back Shit. I don't know name it was. It was not jesus. I know that jesus strikes the empire back shit. I don't know, it's not I used to have that actually I take that back I still have that game.
Speaker 2:It's my dad's. It is star wars, colon the empire colon so well I mean surprise. You could probably ticky tacky that at a theater.
Speaker 4:That was a cool game. You had to fly down and pick up the dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, here's one. What was Obi-Wan Kenobi's rank in the Clone Wars? General, high Jedi General.
Speaker 1:What? Oh, whatever. That's not what Leia called him. She called him General Ken, called him General Kenobi.
Speaker 2:General Kenobi. Let's see what real-life animal was almost used as the actor for Yoda oh a chimp or a baboon, some sort of monkey.
Speaker 1:I think it was a baboon Lou.
Speaker 2:Some primate, a monkey, good job. Um. What 90s boy band was originally supposed to appear in Attack of the Clones Lou? What Lou blacked out? Yes, in sync. What was Yoda's name in early outlines for?
Speaker 4:the Empire Strikes Back. Oh, and Tim was supposed to be an attack of the clones. Oh wait, what I'm behind.
Speaker 2:What was Yoda's name in early outlines for the Empire?
Speaker 4:Strikes Back in early outlines for the Empire of the Strait Yaddle.
Speaker 3:Master of the Will.
Speaker 4:Recycled it for episode one.
Speaker 2:Nope, originally it was Buffy. Buffy the Sith Slayer, and then it changed to Minch Yoda, m-i-n-c-h. Yoda. And then they dropped the Minch.
Speaker 1:Wow, so he's not Jewish, then yes, that's how Spaceballs came along.
Speaker 2:What planet is Obi-Wan Kenobi from? Of course not.
Speaker 4:No, it's not right no.
Speaker 1:It's not right.
Speaker 2:A place called Stew John, s-t-e-w-j-o-n. Okay.
Speaker 4:I didn't think it was that, but I knew it was that.
Speaker 2:They asked that question, which is like who the fuck's gonna know that? Then the next one is what color is R2-D2? White and blue?
Speaker 4:Colors Silver? That's a poor question. Exactly Multiple colors, and he has popcorn inside him. He does. I like that. That's just right there in front of you, at arm's reach. I also have this R2, oh my god. Oh wait, you went. That's what I did this week. Oh, that day calendar went up. I forgot I did go see TMNT. Hell yeah. And then I learned, next October is part two, somebody said March.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it is, honestly, oh, it's March, not October.
Speaker 4:Cool. Either way, I'll be there. Hell yeah, which means this Tuesday will probably be nobody to. I could not tell you what came out on Friday.
Speaker 3:I just feel like I have no idea what the new movie was I don't think anything.
Speaker 1:Everybody was scared of Cape.
Speaker 2:Town Demon.
Speaker 1:Hunters bruh. I wonder how that? I just saw it was number one. It's the Netflix finally got their first Number one box office.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but how did it do that?
Speaker 1:Oh, like that, Hang on.
Speaker 2:I'll look. Yeah, I got to hang on A million.
Speaker 4:Like 15, 15 million 25 million. What are we talking?
Speaker 2:K-pop Demon Hunters made $18 million, followed by Weapons at $15.6 million, followed by Freakier Friday at $9.2 million. Fantastic. Four just made $5.9 million and that hit $257 million. That's it Somehow. Jurassic World Rebirth made $335 million. I thought F1 made way more than that. F1's only made $185 million. So far, Smurfs has pulled in $31 million.
Speaker 1:Yeah, boy Getting that Rihanna on yeah.
Speaker 2:So, yep, k-pop demon hunters. It's only that. 18 million for only being in like half the theaters that most of these. Most of these are in. It was only in 1700 theaters, compared to weapons number two, which was in 3631, so well, people, people forget with these people all the time, with these kid shows.
Speaker 4:You have to cut it in half, really, because you have to be parents as well. So it doesn't mean it's that good, you just think they can't send their kid by themselves? Yeah, because a lot of times it's like, oh, this kid's movie made this much. I'm like, yeah, because their parents, reluctantly, haven't told them that's true, not this time, though, though.
Speaker 1:I brought fucking four, five.
Speaker 2:I brought five kids with me what was the number one movie of 2024?
Speaker 4:what the fuck came out last year? What came out last year? Oh, deadpool, wolverine.
Speaker 2:Deadpool and Wolverine was second to Inside Out 2.
Speaker 4:Wow okay, I can see that Inside Out 2 made 652 million dollars in it's run. Deadpool and Wolverine made 636 million oh, you're looking at domestic only, aren't you? Yes, domestic box office okay, so worldwide, which one was won? Hang on, I gotta see, let's see um.
Speaker 2:Yes, domestic box office. Okay, so worldwide. Which one was won? Hang on, I've got to see, let's see.
Speaker 4:Worldwide. I would have guessed worldwide. That would be switched 2024.
Speaker 2:Nope, still Inside Out. 2 with $1.6 billion, compared to the $1.3 billion that Deadpool and Wolverine made Moana.
Speaker 4:2 was number 3 with $1.05 billion A kid's movie getting their parents money. Like I said, if there's ever a good kid's movie out, it'll always be number 1 for that year, but again it's gotta be good kids movie out. It'll always be number one for that year, but again it's just gotta be good. Which is unfortunate because Disney had control over all that until they went broke and got broke.
Speaker 1:Mm-mm-mm.
Speaker 4:Dumbasses Never understood that. Know your audience, cater to your audience, fuck everybody else. I don't care what side you're on. If you're a lefty and you want your lefty audience, cater to your lefty audience and fuck everybody on the right and same vice versa.
Speaker 2:Ah shit, here we go again.
Speaker 4:Yup, you better put your finger on that one a lot.
Speaker 1:That was. Cj from GTA San Andreas.
Speaker 4:Oh Mike, that's a video game, right.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's a video game, one of the highest grossing video games of ever, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Ever no, until GTA 6 comes out.
Speaker 1:You got to play as a homie in the hood. You got to join a gang.
Speaker 4:That just leads people into turning into criminals.
Speaker 1:So there you go, this game you started out as a black guy from Compton, so you were already a criminal.
Speaker 4:I was like well, never mind then, In that case you don't turn into a criminal, you just are one.
Speaker 1:Sam Jackson was in as a cop and Ice Team too, short was in it how many people became real criminals?
Speaker 4:I'd like to see that. I'm sure it's not zeros, but it's not a large number.
Speaker 2:Lou is. Lou is digging in the crates. Today he's even digging up the like. Violent video games make people violent argument well, they do.
Speaker 4:I mean, that's the problem is it's not proven to the point where it's a problem, but it does happen. All it takes is one and that proves the argument. The problem is, it probably only is one, and that proves the argument. The problem is it probably only is weirdly now.
Speaker 2:And weirdly and and weirdly. Now, that person is now a part of a three-person podcast that records every week weirdly wait I gotta educate the people I mean really you should pick any any three of us, I think yeah which one of you is it? Oh, what do you mean? Which one of us?
Speaker 1:I'm a quiet white guy, so it's definitely me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 100%.
Speaker 4:I'm a nerdy black guy playing puzzle games, so it ain't me. Yeah, it was totally. When you hear some kind of mass shooting type, thing that's more like it.
Speaker 1:They're picking me. Out of the three of us, it'd be me yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:If something got blown up with a fertilizer bomb, it's D. Probably yeah, sunglasses and a hoodie on that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:He's got a camo van with fertilizer and fucking crock pots in it Free candy spray being on the side.
Speaker 4:Wait what? Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a different kind of crime.
Speaker 2:I think that one still comes back to me it actually says, it says it says free candy and then it quotes only if I can see your midriff exactly, there you go, bring it back the way it needs to.
Speaker 4:K-pop fan shop at my van you know, that's how it works back, the way it needs to.
Speaker 3:K-pop fan shop at my van. You know, that's how it works.
Speaker 2:Dang Lou, that's pretty good. I'm going to have to spray paint that on there now. Oh, I should have used you for my marketing the whole time. Lou, Lou, I need a child molesting advertisement.
Speaker 1:What do you got?
Speaker 2:I got you fam. No, I ain't rushed, no, I'm wrong.
Speaker 4:Give me a date. What's going on? What's the age range we're looking at? What are we trying to work?
Speaker 2:What's the demographic, the age range we're looking at. What's the demographic?
Speaker 4:Is this the old enough to crawl, already in the right position? Or is this the old enough to bleed, old enough to breed, like, where are we at?
Speaker 2:here. I told you we can't cancel this episode. This is the canceling episode. Oh my god. He was like are we talking about a mall, or a school or a church?
Speaker 1:That's not really.
Speaker 3:all I hear is Then, all of a sudden, we get squished over and a fourth window comes in.
Speaker 2:It's Chris Hansen. Hello, I see you guys are already sitting down. This is good.
Speaker 4:Looking over your transcripts. What does it mean when it says if there's grass on the field, play ball. What?
Speaker 2:did you mean by that? And if there's not, it means they have a good groundskeeper.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:So we were talking about baseball. If you listen to the podcast, we love baseball.
Speaker 4:Yes, let me see. Let me look back and see if the bolt is up in my door before the police come.
Speaker 1:That'll be our highest rated episode. Swat gets Lou Swat and Les Bruce Lou. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Lou gets doxxed. You know what?
Speaker 4:It would be very interesting because I know how my mouth would be. It would just be like look man, I know my rights. I got this. Whatever, I'd be Jay Chappelle. Yeah, yeah, I watch all them YouTube videos where they're like, with the rights that you have and you don't have to produce ID and all the things you don't have to do, my dad got me watching that shit.
Speaker 2:I think all black dads have their kids watch that? I know Lou isn't, but Jack, have you been watching South Park? Yes, I finally got to the second episode. Mr Mackey as an ICE agent was pretty fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4:Those are only two episodes I I see, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know. And Randy has to sell his farm because ice comes and like, okay the scene, the best scene of the show is when they go into the White House bathroom and Tally's in there.
Speaker 1:Every time JD comes on, it's fucking Fantasy Island, boss, boss.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I didn't like that in a second. The second episode wasn't as good as the first one, but that part was funny.
Speaker 2:Bye guys, chill out. Come on, guys, chill out, come on guys, Relax, Relax guys. Relax. You remind me of somebody that I used to date. This is my lover, satan. Okay, okay, I don't Nope, I'm okay with this. Okay, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4:I'm okay with this. Okay, I just realized, has Token been in an episode yet? They've not brought him back. Yet, rude, he's black, not Mexican. Well, it's Colorado, I guess I was going to say, and it's all the George Floyd stuff. Yeah, exactly, I assume Token was around during that time.
Speaker 2:Maybe, I mean Token was around a long time ago.
Speaker 4:Oh, I know I'm just saying, but they would have made him a prominent character.
Speaker 1:There was one episode where they're like no, my last name is Token no my last name is Tolkien. I was like what I think they had a substitute or something Like the old Chappelle Show skit. And they're like I thought your name was Tolkien. No, it's Tolkien.
Speaker 2:My parents are Lord of the Rings fans Like the old.
Speaker 4:Chappelle Show skit where he was the milkman for the, the white family nightguards. Yeah, yeah, yeah for that particular family that you can't see on youtube or probably you can't see.
Speaker 2:I, I think, I said it because that was how they pronounced it.
Speaker 1:Right, it was yeah that's not how dave cha Chappelle said it, though, but no, only one of us in here can say it Bullshit.
Speaker 3:That's a great segue. No, no, no.
Speaker 4:It ties back into your Tuesday night. So if you're at karaoke and you're singing a song and those words are in it, I expect you to say those words. I've been to karaoke where white people are trying to sing these songs and they will not say those words and it pisses me off If you're not willing to say the words don't say them, don't pick the song.
Speaker 1:And there were black dudes playing pool right next to me.
Speaker 2:But then I make it funny by coughing. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4:It's not funny. It's not my song though.
Speaker 2:It's not my song, somebody else is singing, and then they do that and I go.
Speaker 4:That's funny. Okay, I like that. That's my censor button. I just cough, that's fine, as long as they're up there. Whoever's on stage, though, look at all y'all White, that's fine, as long as they're up there. Whoever's on stage, though, say look at all y'all you white, black, mexican, alien, I don't even care If you're doing karaoke and you're singing a song and some quote unquote offensive word is in it. Say the damn word, or don't sing the song.
Speaker 1:No, I'd be doing car karaoke and we were out I think it was last week and American Idiot was on and he was like maybe I'm the fag in America. And my oldest was like you better not have said that word. I'm like why? She's like because you're not gay.
Speaker 4:I'm like what's part of the?
Speaker 1:song.
Speaker 2:And two are you sure, again, you're embarrassed when you hang out with your uncles, when I hang out with your uncles, when I hang out with your uncles there's a reason you're not going to Disneyland in December?
Speaker 4:But yeah, every time. It's been a while Actually it's been a while since I've been here, but every time somebody does it I'm like song's going, you're all in it. You get to that part and then they just shut up or they just bleep themselves.
Speaker 1:Say Ninja Ninja's funny, and it sounds like it, and then bam Ninja's funny, yeah.
Speaker 4:I would still be mad at that. Say it correctly or do not pick the song.
Speaker 2:So in December, when we're doing karaoke, we definitely gotta have. Jack go up there with something that's going to be super offensive, and then Lou just stands up and goes guys, it's fine, I think it's fine, it's part of the song?
Speaker 4:That would be hilarious. I'm the only black person in this entire room. And I approve of this message.
Speaker 1:I will probably be the only black person in that room. Lou just has to be up on stage with me. And when it comes up he says and then hands the mic back.
Speaker 3:He drops the N-bomb and I just keep going.
Speaker 4:That would be just as funny.
Speaker 2:actually, Lou's just back there doing this, and every time it comes up, he just says like oh my.
Speaker 4:God, that would be so great. That would be so great. That would be so great. But we'd have to do it towards the end of the night in case we get thrown out.
Speaker 1:I don't want to get beat up by a bunch of Hollywood fiends.
Speaker 2:We would just have to do all the songs that we actually wanted to do before we got to that point, because that would be our mic drop.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be our mic drop moment.
Speaker 1:When it's time to go, it's like on my third glass of Skywalker wine, going like uh guys, I should have just bought the bottle, because I mean, if we get dragged out, Give them the card to hold the tab they throw us out.
Speaker 4:Pull up the app, lock the credit card report fraud report fraud.
Speaker 1:Report fraud. I would never go to the.
Speaker 2:Scum and.
Speaker 1:Villainy bar at Hollywood. Never, Sir. Your location says you're there right now. I was walking by it and some nerd beat me up until have you seen the people?
Speaker 4:have you seen the people on hollywood boulevard? It's walking at night, sir.
Speaker 1:I would that's just embarrassing. They're probably drunk and getting into fights at Ghirardelli. Fuck that. That's just embarrassing Same crowd the same people.
Speaker 2:What kind of people are you associating with? Actually, what kind of people do you?
Speaker 3:think.
Speaker 2:I associate with when they're out there starting fights in Ghirardelli and stuff no.
Speaker 4:No, sir, trying to get chocolates and pens and a urination and Unacceptable.
Speaker 2:Go down Tony.
Speaker 4:I'm getting mad thinking about that again. That was fun, yeah, pretty quiet. Like I said, I got this week Again now that I know it's a three day weekend.
Speaker 1:It doesn't change my three day weekend.
Speaker 4:Oh, I forgot.
Speaker 2:Do you get any like plus for that falling?
Speaker 1:on your. Yeah, it's just um because we can take pay or time um on our paycheck for it, so I'll get be paying and you always take time.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, taking pay is stupid because you never know yeah right, you never, you never want when december might come up and you've got to take the next day Still enjoying it.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, even with the whole now we're on Earth type thing and everything that's going on. Yeah, I'm curious. I don't know if I told you guys, but I told a little girl eventually they have to die again, but do they have to all die at the same time? It's like you would think they'd have to resolve that somehow so if it's going to be probably, a plane crash like that.
Speaker 4:So it's like but then again you want everybody else to die. That's kind of rude. So it could be just four of them. So I'm trying to figure out all this stuff that's happening and I'm just now. It's gonna wait, yeah lou, just so you're.
Speaker 2:I don't want to spoil anything for you, but in the last episode they do die in a they do all die in a plane crash, and then they wake up and they're on lost Island. So then you got to watch lost.
Speaker 1:There's a polar bear and like a snake monster, smoke monster. It's crazy.
Speaker 4:I watched. I watched that first season of lost and never went back to it. Yeah, that was it. I gave him. I gave him one season. Was was like nah, I'm good, that's the other thing, I guess. Now, when does Alien Earth come out? It's already on, I think it's on.
Speaker 3:Tuesdays I know, I think it's Tuesdays.
Speaker 4:Okay, in that case, that'll be the next thing I want, because I think Tuesday is the fourth episode and I wanted to give it four episodes so I could binge four at once to see what I thought and then I'll go from there. So I like it. It'll be weekly.
Speaker 2:If I don't, I'll wait until the end I will say that this last episode I will say the first two episodes are really good, but also setting things up, so it's kind of slow. It's definitely paced right yeah that's why I'm waiting.
Speaker 4:I expected that, but the third episode definitely ramps up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's where it's kind of like okay, you kind of know where everybody's at, you know the situation, and now, now shit's going to hit the fan.
Speaker 4:Like perfect Again. That's exactly what I wanted and why I waited, cause if I'd have watched it the way I watched one division, I'd have been mad and I would have quit. So I'll give it four episodes and then I'll binge and, like I said, the way it sounds, I'll be watching it weekly. So that's cool and if not, no big deal, I'll wait till it ends and I'll binge it to finish the story and then I'll move over to Peacemaker and start watching that that one. I don't need to wait a couple episodes. That one was just a matter of timing. I may. It's just the flip side of that is, I'm watching Good Place and I'm going to be mad if I bounce it back and forth. I want to watch one and finish it, I hear you. But with Peacemaker only being one episode, I'm not watching 10 episodes of Peacemaker and then going back. Okay, watch Good Place, watch Peacemaker and then go back.
Speaker 1:And Twisted Metal ends this week. The last three episodes drop on the 28th already yeah, they're dropping all three episodes on 28.
Speaker 4:Well, in that case I'll just binge that when I'm done with good place, so that'll be early september watch uh jack.
Speaker 2:What do you real quick? What are your thoughts on uh alien? I'm digging it you're still enjoying it yeah, yeah, but am I wrong?
Speaker 1:I feel like, yeah, I mean, you gotta figure out who everybody is, why they are the way they are. Oh yeah, you know like what's going on.
Speaker 2:I do like, I do like the argument of like the AI versus the consciousness and all that conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think that that's, especially with everything going on right now, like I think it's it's a very current conversation.
Speaker 1:The facehugger. Timothy Olafantastic when they were fucking with it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, timothy Olafantastic is fantastic, as always. Even with his weird hair, I think they did a great job with the casting of that show, considering it doesn't have any other pre-existing characters from any of the other like, but the casting, I think, has been spot on All the people that.
Speaker 4:uh, I imagine this is not a spoiler. So what is the timeframe Like? Where are we?
Speaker 3:We're pre first movie.
Speaker 1:It's before the first, like 200 years for the first movie. It's before it two years two years, something like that.
Speaker 2:Hang on, give me a second, so it's two years before Ripley in that first Alien movie Interesting Okay.
Speaker 1:Something, something, do, do, do.
Speaker 2:It is Do, do, do, do, do. There we go. Alien Earth is set exactly two years before the events of the original Alien film, which is set in 2122, placing the series in 2120. This makes Alien Earth a direct prequel To Ridley Scott's 1979 film and he's executive producer on this, isn't he?
Speaker 4:I believe so.
Speaker 2:I mean, I never, either of you guys, watch Legion, because that's the show that the guy, the showrunner of Alien, Earth did.
Speaker 4:I think I did the one with FX Aubrey. Plaza.
Speaker 2:Where it was like a superhero.
Speaker 4:Aubrey, yeah, it was the X-Men universe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it was like one of the first TV shows based on the guy that played the X-Men universe.
Speaker 4:But it was like one of the first TV shows based on the guy that played the live-action Beast from Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 2:What did you think of that? Real quick, I liked Legion a lot, I think I might.
Speaker 1:It has an 8.1 on.
Speaker 3:IMDb.
Speaker 1:It must be alright.
Speaker 3:It has an 8.1 on.
Speaker 1:IMDb Legion.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was a great show. Aubrey Plaza was fantastic in it. I can't remember his name. It's right there, the guy from Beauty and the Beast. He was great in it. No, the Beast, it's live action Dan Stevens.
Speaker 3:Yes, that's it, he was in.
Speaker 4:Abigail.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I read steven's name, dan c. Yes, that's it. He was in abigail um. Yeah, I read that she was on. I read she was on um amy poehler's podcast. I'll reply. Last week, I guess, was talking about her husband committing suicide. But, like people were saying, like her perspective on it was very different than a lot of other people. I haven't watched it yet. I was, I was, I can't.
Speaker 1:I've seen it pop up on my YouTube feed a couple of times that I've constantly it's like why is she talking about her husband hanging himself on a podcast called hang time?
Speaker 2:She likes to live in irony.
Speaker 4:That's not even irony.
Speaker 3:Lou, then what the fuck is it?
Speaker 2:Goddamn dictionary.
Speaker 4:Irony is opposite type stuff Like Beaver Utah, with Utah being so anti-sex and all that with their whole religious stuff. Beaver Utah is irony, that's just lazy. They just Utah is irony Irony, yeah, that's just lazy, that's just lazy.
Speaker 2:All you need is a spoon and they were like oh, there's beavers over there. That's what we should call the town.
Speaker 1:All you need is a spoon. All you have is a fork.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we needed a podcast, and all you have is your husband.
Speaker 1:Wow, wow, okay, never mind, we're done, I'm done, I'm out. Wow, it's no smoking signing a cigarette break.
Speaker 2:It's literally the first time in like 65 episodes that too soon is. Yes, that is accurate. I'm too soon-ing myself.
Speaker 3:Yes, too soon. Yes.
Speaker 4:Oh, it used to be like episode 70.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I reset the episode numbers at the beginning of the year.
Speaker 4:Oh, we don't have like to do in the real world. Yeah, this is yeah, so this is starting something or something like that. Yeah, so this would be 220. Yeah, this would be like episode 20.
Speaker 2:Star date Captain's that, yeah, so this would be 220.
Speaker 1:It should be Stargate Captain's.
Speaker 4:Log Stargate Supplemental.
Speaker 2:Personal Captain's Log.
Speaker 4:No, it's Captain's Personal Log, captain's.
Speaker 2:Personal Log.
Speaker 1:Let's see Episodes. It's not in the bathroom. Yeah, so we've done 23 in Season 2.
Speaker 2:The Captain's Logs Episodes. We've done 23 in season 2.
Speaker 4:The captain's logs, so 232.
Speaker 1:And we did 50 episodes in season 1.
Speaker 4:I was going to say 101 to 150. Wow, we only have to go like 20, 30 more.
Speaker 1:Hey wait, Did we outlast the Confederacy yet?
Speaker 4:No, the Confederacy lasted like three years.
Speaker 1:We're going to outlast the Confederacy. Fuck that flag, and then we're going to add ourselves Every time somebody posts that meme, that something, whatever outlasted the Confederacy, I'm going to add ourselves. Every time somebody posts that meme, that something, whatever Outlast of the Confederacy, I'm going to put Vigley Inconsistent fucking icon on there too.
Speaker 2:It's a podcast.
Speaker 4:I ain't never even heard that there's a thing about Outlast of the Confederacy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like how people still fly that flag and then, like you're flying a flag for something that didn't last as long as yeah, fill Something that didn't last as long as yeah.
Speaker 2:Fill in the blank. Okay. Lose orgy. Lose erection after taking his male enhancement pill.
Speaker 4:Great. My podcast is called Priority.
Speaker 1:We've been getting ads for the pervscaretcom. It's a dude that has like a crooked dick or something.
Speaker 2:It's weird are you on hulu what are you fucking watching?
Speaker 3:on oh on hulu.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, it's called curves. Motherfucker here, get motherfucker here having the ad level of fucking hulu, like he pouring shit I mean, that's how you afford a pool, by not getting the ad level shit I'm by not getting the no ad level shit.
Speaker 1:I skipped my avocado toast in my starbucks, pulled myself up by the bootstraps your chai, your chai tea, chai tea.
Speaker 2:I don't ever go to the ATM machine and now Lou's going to have a twitch for the rest of the evening. Old girl's going to be like are you okay, you keep twitching. The podcast was rough tonight emotional damage. Are you okay? You keep twitching. The podcast was rough tonight, emotional damage. Well, we know what Jack worked on this week my soundboard, and you didn't even put it on your little box that I bought you, did you the computer?
Speaker 1:I'm working on has like two USB ports, and that's for the mouse and the keyboard. Alright.
Speaker 4:You don't have a combined mouse and keyboard. So if you click on the mouse and the keyboard, all right. You don't have a combined mouse and keyboard.
Speaker 2:So if you click on the link in the description, this is a GoFundMe to buy Jack a new fucking computer.
Speaker 4:Even I got a new one.
Speaker 1:This weekend Seeing. You said I wasn't poor. I got an old busted-ass computer. Then you could give that busted-ass computer to your old one your older right, she doesn't need a computer, she'll give them Chromebooks.
Speaker 2:Chromebooks.
Speaker 4:But you gotta get Chromebooks. That's not what I bought.
Speaker 2:Good, you got your posters framed. Dude Excited to see what the casita looks like after you get a bunch of that stuff hung. Speaking of hung Lou's like guys, come on, it's been an hour and a half, wait, wait wait, speaking of hung, you go to the black guy.
Speaker 1:Are we talking above?
Speaker 3:the neck or below. He's the one that Speaking of hung Lou. How's it going?
Speaker 4:I am curious what you decide to put up on the walls, though.
Speaker 2:You have a lot of choices. You have a lot of choices. Are you going to theme it? Are you going to have it random, is there?
Speaker 4:a rotation going to happen. There's a lot of options you have going on.
Speaker 1:Especially if a bunch of them are the same size, you can just take them down, do you have one of those poster hanger things or picture hanger things?
Speaker 4:No, I'm going to have to get one.
Speaker 2:It's like a long yellow piece of plastic that has a handle at the top with a level. You put it up and center it and then it shows you. You just basically tap it on the bottom and it puts little holes, so you know where to put the nails or the screws.
Speaker 4:Tape measure. Laser level depends on how you're doing it. Basic shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lou still does shit with an abacus. That's when he learned math Back, when he invented it.
Speaker 4:Except we didn't have any.
Speaker 2:When he was on the boat and he invented it A lot of counting with rocks.
Speaker 3:Alright.
Speaker 2:God damn it alright time to wrap it up 5 to 11 she must be done with the.
Speaker 3:We're not getting any more emails.
Speaker 2:She's ready, cut and print, boys we're not getting any more emails about the draft. She's ready, she's ready, cut and print. Boys. If this was our last podcast, at least we would have an eye.
Speaker 1:Yes, we all laughed. If we do get canceled, I'll just email this to people directly?
Speaker 2:Yeah, join our newsletter. Do we have an email?
Speaker 1:for that. Look at the description. You can text us and all kinds of stuff. There's all kinds of ways to contact us.
Speaker 2:Just look in the links below. Our OnlyFans is only $3.
Speaker 4:One for each of us 50% off 80%, luke, because we have to go back up to $20 after the one.
Speaker 2:We will now 50% off 80%. We've got to go back up to $20 after the week.
Speaker 4:We will now. That's a good point All right, boys, have yourselves a nice, quiet week.
Speaker 1:Hopefully things go well.
Speaker 4:Have a good one, peace.
