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JDL Season 2 Episode 30

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A sleepy NFL slate can be worse than a bad loss—because it exposes all the quiet mistakes. We unpack a Sunday full of blowouts, a brutal ankle injury that turned stomachs, and the coaching choices that keep teams stuck. Pittsburgh’s mirage record, a legend playing afraid of contact, and a defense running on fumes set the stage for a bigger theme: ego vs outcomes. If your quarterback is hurt or outplayed, why is he still on the field? We pull apart sunk cost bias, loyalty myths, and the thin line between “tanking without tanking” and just being honest with your fans.

The tone shifts to October thrills with a secret screening of Shelby Oaks, a moody blend of faux documentary and found-footage that gets under your skin without wasting your time. We contrast it with Black Phone—lean, eerie, and satisfying—before lighting up Werewolves, a creature feature that abandons its own setup. Disappearing characters and unanswered rules break trust; horror, like football, needs a payoff that matches the promise. Along the way, we hit a World Series turning point where a manager waited an inning too long, proving once again that proactivity beats hope.

We also roam through the edges: RedZone fatigue on a dull slate, bye-week clumping, why continuity matters for quarterbacks and play callers, and a few genre detours—Welcome to Derry’s 1960s dread, a divisive new Crow, and a Halo remake on Unreal that might drag us onto Twitch whether we’re ready or not. It’s messy, funny, and direct, the way a Monday debrief should be.

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SPEAKER_01

Again, most of the teams, like I said, like we've been saying for two weeks.

SPEAKER_03

This is football love, this is baseball love, and fuck basketball love.

SPEAKER_01

No, the Lakers won, and it's fine. And this is l and this is Lou love.

SPEAKER_03

That is Lou love. Yeah, but the Nuggets the Nuggets lost, so that was cool. Earlier. Although Nuggets are good though.

SPEAKER_01

Like I said, like we were saying a couple weeks ago, Lou, half of the teams are gonna be fucking eight and nine, nine and eight at the end of the season. Like there's gonna be a few teams.

Rodgers’ Fear And Aging Defenses

SPEAKER_03

I was gonna say, is there a possibility that some of those middle of the pack teams are good? Maybe Pittsburgh is not one of them. Pittsburgh it will get a wild card spot, wild wildcard spot and lose immediately. Wildcard or they'll actually win the division because everybody else sucks in that division. They'll lose. Whoever team visits Pittsburgh will beat them. As long as it's not Denver, I won't care. But yeah, Pittsburgh, I mean I'm I'm sitting here like all these like Pittsburgh is like, oh, they're four and one or whatever, now four and three. It's like, oh, they're this. And I'm like, are you guys not watching what I'm watching? They're not a good team. Watch them play. Aaron Rodgers is done. He's so scared. There, there was there was a play in the first half where he rushed a pass instead of just staying there and taking the hit. Throw the ball, take the hit. That's not what he does. If he has to take a hit, he'll chuck the ball to the ground, out of bounds, whatever. And that's the kind of quarterback play you're gonna get with him. So as long as you're gonna keep getting that from him, you're not gonna do well. The defense is old. I don't know why they signed. I I took my neighbor, my neighbor across the way, directly across out my front door. His front door is right across 15, 20 feet away from me. He's from Pittsburgh. I told him at the beginning of the season he was all excited that they extended JJ Watt.

SPEAKER_01

Fury Watt.

SPEAKER_03

TJ Watt.

SPEAKER_01

Let's be clear. JJ, JJ Watt is the fucking beast of that family. Like TJ's fine, but no, we all we all know it's Derek. The one who is smart enough not to get CTE.

SPEAKER_03

Right as a fullback. Um but but I he was all excited. And I was all like, dude, why would you waste the money on TJ when he's passed his prime and now you've got 40 million a year tied up for somebody who can't help you? And I caught him uh yesterday or Friday, and I was chatting with him, and he's like, Yeah, dude, you were right, TJ. I was like, Yep, like I'm saying, tell you, dude, it's it's like it's gonna be a long season because Pittsburgh's gonna lose games they shouldn't lose. Uh and it's all because they didn't put the money where they should have. And it's like, all right, you want to do a one and done, bring all these veterans in, and and it's like, all right, uh the Pittsburgh old folk home, but that's what you get.

SPEAKER_00

But it's not like uh the AI videos people would send about uh San Francisco, all them dudes come out on crutches and walkers and stuff. And they go right to the blue tent.

SPEAKER_03

Right? That's what happens. Like, remember in high school, homecoming, whatever, even every ever, every game in high school, they would run through the paper that the cheerleaders put together. Uh man, in San Francisco, they are running through that paper right to the blue tent. That that's the meme I AI I want to say.

SPEAKER_01

They're getting stopped, they're getting stopped at the paper. Have you seen those ones where like they have the paper shoe top or whatever? And it's like pee-wee, it's like pee-wee league, and the kids run out and they're just getting clotheslined, just getting fucking blown up by the paper, and they're like, oh shit. And now they put the velcro piece, so they'll like have the paper and then like put the velcro piece in the middle to make sure that they can go through it.

SPEAKER_03

That's how you get to reuse it again. Perforate the paper. What is wrong with these people?

The Scatarboro Ankle: Gruesome Replay

SPEAKER_01

Because it's cheerleaders wrong for it. Did you guys see uh Scatterboro's injury today?

SPEAKER_02

Oh no, you didn't mention it.

SPEAKER_01

I meant to go look at it and um yeah, I think it's over. So I was watching uh I was watching Red Zone, and they were like, oh no, Scatterboro's down, he looks hurt, and they're like, Okay, we're gonna do a rewind on this. And they're like, we haven't seen this, and I'm like, uh oh. So they go and it's uh and it's like a it's like a regular play, but like he he gets tackled from behind, and the guy rolls down and rolls up on his legs, and his right toe like gets stuck in the turf. And so you just see it like like bend. Yeah, but he dislocated his ankle. And so then so then they like they're they're they they like zoom in on him, and he has rolled over on his back and he has his knees bent, and his one foot's on the ground, and the other foot is like the toe is touching the ground, but it's like going like straight down, and you're like, and then at some point he like rolls, kind of rolls over to his side, and his foot stays in the exact same spot it was in, so it like rolls like 90 degrees, and I'm like like I and I usually like football injuries don't bother me that much, but when homeboy's like holding his leg and it's fucking dangling, and I'm just like now I've got to go to Twitter.

SPEAKER_03

Like when we're done today, I'll be going to Twitter to look that up. But I did when when I woke up, because I I didn't get I couldn't sleep, so I didn't get to bed until like eight this morning. Um so I woke up at like the third quarter of the games, and then I woke up to uh you know the condolences for for for Scataboo, like you Duke, and I don't know, like three other people. Whoever's yeah, it was like it's like damn. I was like, no, as long as like I told you, the Giants will be good next year, so keep losing. Now I looked at the I looked at it after that game, they're down to the uh four pick in the draft. He looked it up again.

SPEAKER_01

We're sharing this. People on the people on the internet are gonna see this shit.

SPEAKER_00

Where's where's his foot? Where is his foot?

SPEAKER_03

Oh whoa!

SPEAKER_00

Wow.

SPEAKER_03

That's the covered shot that the website used. That is something. I wonder how many players threw up on the field after seeing that. Oh, free on a stunt up the middle. I think it was Zach Ball. See if you're back there.

SPEAKER_01

Wow.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

But yeah, it was really fucking bad. It was like Joe Thizman bad. Yeah, well. Like Joe Thizman getting tackled by Lawrence Taylor, right?

SPEAKER_03

That was the Monday night game in like the late 70s where any football fan still remembers that. I remember him jumping up and waving for help to come over. I yep, I still remember that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, with the defensive guys like saying, hey, come, you need to come help your dude now.

Blowouts, Byes, And A Dull RedZone

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, no joke, man. But yeah, that picture pretty much. Raiders actually only team that it lose this weekend.

SPEAKER_01

I saw they lost 49 to nothing, according to what Zach was sending out. 45. Sorry, sorry, 45.

SPEAKER_03

Gino threw four pickets on the five week.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Like trying that.

SPEAKER_03

I still don't get why they're not starting the the the kid.

SPEAKER_01

Why not? Give him a chance.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. What are you doing, Raiders? Unless you if you really believe Gino is a is a better quarterback than pickett, then that's a whole separate problem. And if you're not gonna I mean, this season's over, so you're not gonna trade for one. Um, so you just play it out, let Gino play. So you tank, basically. You tank without tanking, and get a better draft pick for a quarterback. Maybe it'll be a Manny, although Manny needs to stay in Texas for one more year. This is his first year as a starter, and it's showing he'll be good next year. As long as Raiders get him. They're gonna be so bad still. Terrible. Terrible.

SPEAKER_01

Terrible.

SPEAKER_03

Oh well. But yeah, uh Duke, you and you were in line. Today was a boring day of football. I believe there were 11 games today, and one was a single digit game.

SPEAKER_01

Competitive at all.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, one.

SPEAKER_01

And there were six teams on by. Like, that's how boring it was. Six teams on by and one semi-competitive game. Like, and that was the Jets and Bengals, right?

SPEAKER_03

Like which tells you all you need to know what bad things are.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. But every even the afternoon. So I went my my uh one of the guys on our softball team. Yeah, one of our guys on our softball team had a birthday today, so we went to a pickleball uh court thing. I didn't play, I was just hanging out and drinking. But I like at some point like middle of the afternoon, I like checked the scores and I was like, well, fuck, I'm glad I didn't stay home because I'd be like, what the fuck are we watching right now?

SPEAKER_03

Um I I played a lot of magic online today.

SPEAKER_01

I I bet. Yeah, these are the days where Scott Hansen wants to put a gun in his mouth because nobody like these are the days when you have to vamp the fuck out of the entire day, which is awful.

QB Choices, Tanking Without Tanking

SPEAKER_03

This is what I was talking about uh a few months ago, where I was saying we had seven morning games and three afternoon games. Any reason why it wasn't five and five, six and four? So you know it's like so stupid. We're stuck with these three games, and one of them starts 20 minutes before the other two. So and sometimes two start 20 minutes before the other one, but it was just like, God, it's such bad. And and again, like we said, none of those three games are worth a damn. It's like you got Denver playing against the Cowboys. Everybody knows I'm a Denver hater, but I'm also a Cowboys hater, so they didn't really care too much in that one. Um uh but it but it was one of those I know how bad Dallas's defense is, so I expected what happened to happen today. So, no big deal there. Uh Tampa and the Saints. Saints are kind of a joke. They'll they'll flare up every five games um and look like a real team. And that's what happened.

SPEAKER_00

Which interception? Shit.

SPEAKER_03

Um interception that was good was a New England interception.

SPEAKER_00

No, it was uh Rattler. Rattler threw it, and uh some dude was like running up to sack him. He grabbed the ball out of the air, he punched Rattler in the face and got a touchdown.

SPEAKER_03

Yep, he's like like a two-yard interception return.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh that that was pretty good.

SPEAKER_00

I'm not a Rattler fan anyway, so the mean state Rattler's mom had to come and pick him up after that play. That's good.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, that's so funny. That's got bench too. He should. If only Minnesota knew how to bench a quarterback um that was uh playing poorly in the middle of a game.

SPEAKER_01

So so here's what so this is what kind of Vikings Twitter or Vikings kind of Reddit, Twitter, social. So there's wait, wait, wait, there's sports on Reddit?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I've only got Reddit, dude. Bro, I've only seen titties on Reddit.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, that's why I signed up for Twitter, but then I found out there's other stuff on Twitter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So say when I it's like it's like when I typed Minnesota Vikings titties, I was like, oh, there's Minnesota Vikings titties awesome join. And then I was like, oh shit, there's also just a regular Minnesota Vikings Reddit. I guess I'll join that too.

SPEAKER_03

Well, if they do if they do uh Giants Giants or Steelers titties on Reddit, I'll join the show mine off. Shit.

SPEAKER_01

Is this okay to post here?

SPEAKER_03

Right? How many thumbs up can I get?

Coaching Continuity vs Scheme Shock

SPEAKER_01

So so okay, so real quick, what they're trying to say is that or what they've been saying is this is the conspiracy, right? They're like, oh, this connects to this, and the sky this contrails connect to the aliens, and uh but they were saying that O'Connell kept Wentz in, even though Wentz was hurt. Like Wentz isn't a great quarterback, but Wentz was also severely fucking hurt.

SPEAKER_03

Literally.

SPEAKER_01

His his left shoulder is fucked. Like you could see it every single time he fell on the ground on his left shoulder, and you just see him like and like obviously. Like, don't cry, don't cry on TV, don't cry on TV. Right, exactly, exactly. Like, uh, and then at some point, like in the second quarter, he like threw the ball and there was a defender coming, and he like slammed his throwing him into like the crest of the guy's helmet. And I'm like, Why are you we were texting about it? Why is he still out there? Like, good, bad, and different, right? Like, he is fucking hurt. He is, there is something wrong with him. He can't throw the ball like a normal.

SPEAKER_03

Did you pull up your own point on what you you're talking about? Reddit.

Ego, Pride, And Playing The Best QB

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, no, no. So they were saying, so the things that they're saying now is the reason why Brosmer, they didn't bring Brosmer in, because they want JJ to be successful, right? They want to, they want, they don't want there to be any controversy. He is their person that they're putting the money behind, right? Okay. So they were saying if Brosmer had come in, again, this is the conspiracy theory, right? This is the point connecting all the dots. The they were saying if they brought Brosmer in, and Brosmer actually had a good game, because out of all three of the quarterbacks the Vikings currently have, Brosmer is the one that fits O'Connell's scheme the best. Because O'Connell's scheme is getting rid of the ball quickly. Three-step drop, throw the ball, five-step drop, throw the ball, seven-step drop, throw the ball. Not 18-step drop and look around and run around until your pocket collapses and then throw some fucking wounded duck up in the air and hopefully one of the wide receivers catches it, right? So they were saying they didn't want Brosmer to come in in the second half of uh Thursday night's game against the Chargers and look really good and then create a quarterback controversy between the two of them because Brosmer had one good half of football. So that's what they're that's why they're saying that Brosmer, they didn't put Brosmer in the second half. But even in our chat, we were like, there's no like Wentz is hurt. Like Wentz is definitely hurt. There is something wrong with it. No, that's yeah. Well, Reddit, Twitter, YouTube, all of the kind of social media things, but that's what the prevailing opinion is. I go, I don't care if Brosmer would have done good or not. The fact of the matter is you're trotting out a guy who is hurt. There is something fucking wrong with him. He cannot throw a football with anything behind it, and he's throwing the ball like sidearm, so obviously something is wrong with his throwing arm. Like he is not throwing it, you know, front to back. He is like, there is something where he can't pull his arm, like there's something wrong with his motion, to where most of the time, but again, Wentz has never had good mechanics. But I when you see him throw the ball and he is missing guys by five feet when they are wide open, because he's throwing it five feet ahead of them or throwing it five feet over their head, and that's been consistent for the last couple weeks. Like, you go, okay, there is something wrong with him. Like, this is not a rookie who doesn't, you know, maybe is still trying to figure out his mechanics and stuff. This is a guy who's been in the league for like a dozen years now, you know, like he's been around for a little bit and he's throwing like there's something wrong. Like, there's a difference between learning your mechanics and getting good mechanics, and throwing it because you're uncomfortable throwing it like you should. And so that was my argument for putting Brosmer in. Is Wentz is obviously hurt, like there's but I like to keep it simple, and I don't, you know, so I can't do it.

SPEAKER_03

It took you five minutes to tell us that he got a hurt arm. How's that simple?

SPEAKER_01

I just like Lou, I know you like facts. I was trying to back up my comments with facts as much as I could.

SPEAKER_03

Here's another here's another fact. Why would anybody be mad if the backup third string quarterback did well and your team won?

SPEAKER_00

Right. Right, right, right, because matters? That's why everybody thinks signing Watt or fucking getting Gino to the Raiders is a good play because in theory, oh, we just want to win. We don't care that they suck, we know that they have been good before. So that's all people think about. They don't think about maybe they suck now.

SPEAKER_03

Raiders were good before. They haven't been good since his car left.

SPEAKER_00

I was saying Gino and his captain, his coach, not the Raiders. But that's the thing.

Thrifting, Flannels, And Side Tangents

SPEAKER_01

I mean, if if you if you go and sign you you go and sign Gino and you bring him over, but you leave all of the coaching staff in place, right? You don't bring over his quarterback's coach, you don't bring over his offensive uh um coordinator. You have to have that type of thing. Like, if if so if you have, you know, you bring over Carol, but Carol keeps the same offensive coordinator that was coaching the Raiders, keeps the same QB guy. Like, there is something I feel like there's something to be said for a quarterback, especially now which watching the Vikings for the last half a dozen years and them going through like 10 quarterbacks in that time. Like, there is something to be said for having a line of progression that that when you find your spot, you keep that line, you don't break up that line. You you keep the same quarterback, you know, coordinator, you keep the same offensive coordinator, you know, like because those guys are obviously the pe the things that they're doing to help him be effective, you kind of need to keep that because if you bring in somebody else who doesn't understand it, you end up with Gino on the Raiders, right? Like, and and you could say Gino's old and you could say that type of stuff, but I'm just talking about from like a scheming and a game plan thing perspective. If if if he's not in the same environment, he the results are not going to be the same, you know? In a lot of cases.

SPEAKER_03

In a lot of cases that's true, but in Gino's case, uh he's just playing pissed poorly. There have been open receivers, open tight end, open running back, and he's just missing them. I mean, it's simply a Gino problem. Plague play can he piss the the way the Vikings, if they want to win, they will not play Wentz. Uh if the Raiders want to win, they will not play Gino. Why they're continue to stand behind that, you know, which is weird to me because uh you talk about Pete Carroll, and if you remember way back in Russell Wilson's early days, they brought in the kid from Green Bay to be the starter. Then they drafted Russell Wilson and was like, he's actually better. I know he's a rookie, I know he overpaid our quarterback from Green Bay, but we're gonna start the guy who's better. And it's like, why is that such a hard concept to just keep doing? I think a lot of people are. If I have a$50 million quarterback and a five million dollar quarterback, but the five million dollar quarterback is winning me games, that's who's playing.

Betting Scandals And Why Rich Guys Gamble

SPEAKER_01

But I think a lot of it has to do with ego, to be honest with you. Either the GM's ego or the coach's ego, because both of them have an influence over who's playing in the game. And and I'm not saying it's good, right, right, or wrong, but I mean it's the to me in my head, it's the only thing that makes sense. Because again, if you have somebody who's outplaying somebody else, and they're logically, you can't go okay, A to B to C, you know, what's the we signed Kenny Pickett. Gino is not holding up to the you know, not holding up the banner that he brought from from before from Seattle. Okay, well then we need to do Pickett. But if Carol is saying, well, I Gino signed with me because I moved to the Raiders, now I feel like I'm disrespecting there's a loyalty thing or whatever, you know. Again, and it's all bullshit because all sports are fucking there's they they seem to c have this like loyalty thing, and the reality is it's all a fucking business, right? Like if you get hurt, fuck you. You you're on the free market, you're done, right? If your contract's finished, you know, they could cut you today, you might get paid out for you know the stuff that you were guaranteed, but most NFL contracts aren't guaranteed, you know. So um I I think there's a lot of that to be said for you know, it's just ego. It's ego, it's it's um what's the other word where they're I don't know. It's there's another word where it's like uh like kind of related to ego, right? It's like uh pride. There you go. Yeah. Sometimes you gotta take your pride, you gotta tuck it way down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

You know what to say about pride?

SPEAKER_01

It's pride fucking with you. There we go. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't watch football today either. We went out thrifting.

SPEAKER_03

In the fifth, my ass goes down.

SPEAKER_00

Right? I took uh oldest one for thrifting. I went to Goodwill and Savers, because she still wants to be uh dude from the long walk for Halloween. Just trying to find like uh specific kind of clothes, right? Like she wants a brown flannel, but like Target and Walmart, they didn't really have, or if they did have it, it was too white, it wasn't close enough to what the guy wore in the movie.

SPEAKER_03

Y'all didn't check eBay, Amazon, and nothing still.

SPEAKER_00

Dang. You would think that a brown flannel would be nice and easy, but it was not for her.

SPEAKER_03

I could probably go to Walmart here in Colorado and find 40 of them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_00

See, we went to Walmart and they're out here though. Oh yeah. That or uh Bucky's you probably have a better supply than we do.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Bucky. Dude, you wouldn't go to Bucky's for a flannel, you'd get distracted by the Roosevelt. He'd be like, uh nuts. Hey guys.

SPEAKER_03

Nah, that that big ass$11 meat sandwich is what I would that's four meat. That oh good lord. That that that meat sandwich, uh, I just like the way the juice is just dripped all over my mouth.

SPEAKER_00

It was shoving all that meat and the juices falling my chest.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, right? All that meat between the buns.

SPEAKER_00

We were gone for a long ass time though. It was kind of cool though. They had some weird shit there. I was hoping somebody had donated like a Disney lightsaber or a Disney R2 droid or something, but donate.

SPEAKER_03

You don't buy Griff doesn't buy shit for cheap.

SPEAKER_00

No, you just donate that shit. Sabers Goodwill?

SPEAKER_03

I thought, yeah, I thought it was like we we they just buy it for like pennies and a dollar and then sell it for quarters and no, that's Ross.

SPEAKER_00

Ross does that. Oh, okay. But Goodwill and Savors, that's just donated. Okay. It's been a while.

SPEAKER_03

Last time I I donated big, big anyway, worth a damn, was probably when I moved from Vegas to Colorado the first time. You know, end of 08. And I did donate a bunch of stuff there at Goodwill, whatever, on uh Durango over by across the hospital. But that was probably last time. So it's been like 17 years since I did that. So I I don't remember so yeah, I did not remember it was all donations. Like if I had a I don't know, a coffee table and I wanted to take in, I thought I'd just like, here, give me five bucks for this, and they'll sell for 20 or so.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-mm. Nice treat donate.

SPEAKER_03

All right.

SPEAKER_00

And then they give you a little card and you can write in how much your shit was worth for tax purposes.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I remember that. I remember that. It was like, here's a card, you just basically fill it out, like we'll trust you. I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

Um is like, I donated 12 million dollars worth of stuff.

SPEAKER_03

Here's my checklist. Um but yeah, it was it was kind of uh, I mean, it was a blah blah day. Basketball season started last Tuesday, um, or this past Tuesday, and I don't think any of us really give uh two shits about basketball. Like we'll follow it, we'll see who won. Like sort of.

SPEAKER_00

I'll give ESPN updates, and that's about as far as it goes.

SPEAKER_03

I was gonna say, I'll I'll look to see if the Lakers won. Um and I'll look to see if the Nuggets lost. Um that's about it.

SPEAKER_01

The last update I paid attention to was when my head coach was arrested.

SPEAKER_03

Poker shit.

SPEAKER_01

Whatever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh let me let me tell you about that.

SPEAKER_01

That shit we laugh. They're like, let me take you back a few years. Yep.

SPEAKER_03

There's a story. Uh children, I got a story for you. No, no, I can't imagine anybody with a brain is any kind of shock that there were shenanigans with sports betting.

SPEAKER_01

Oh who saw it? I'm surprised it took this long.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Like it's like when we were growing up, everybody's like, oh yeah, the Catholic priests are molesting kids, haha. And then it came out like 30 years later when we were growing, we're like, we've known that. Why is everybody like surprised?

SPEAKER_03

Like, this is not news, you dumb shits.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

Hockey Check-In And WS Game 1 Meltdown

SPEAKER_03

And of course they build their own game. Yeah, yeah. I I I now here's it, now here's the dumb part. I don't understand the why. You already make like 10 million a year, 20 million a year, whatever it is. What the hell are you doing?

SPEAKER_00

For real, though.

SPEAKER_03

That's the one that gets me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. If I had money, the last thing I would do is gamble it. I'd be like screwing my duck up in that bitch.

SPEAKER_03

I was gonna say, not me. Gambling is fun, but it but there would be like a budget for it.

SPEAKER_01

But yeah, but and it wouldn't, and it and you wouldn't be betting on your own.

SPEAKER_03

I would not be betting on my own shit. And I and it would be like like even now, if and if you make a hundred thousand dollars a year, you figure out I'm just making numbers up, obviously, and you figure out what your budget is, and you got three thousand a month fuck around money, I would probably gamble about two hundred of that um and and see how I do. And if it does well, great. If it doesn't, well, next month I got two hundred more. You know what I mean? Uh these people who are just uh degenerates who are going crazy, and then it's like I didn't gamble, but they gave me 50,000 to set these people up so they could lose money. It's like you risked all your shit for 50,000 when you make 50 million. That's like, what is wrong with you? Or 30 million, whatever it is.

SPEAKER_00

Point is it's just yeah, you're just a legit multimillionaire.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and then this is and this is not the end of it. I mean, uh like two days after all this arrest shit happened, two days later, there was like such a little blurb in the ESPN more is coming out. It's like this is just a start. I'm like, all right, there's there's and there's not one name that if it comes out, I will be surprised. Like, oh my god, not that person. Whoever it is, I'm gonna be able to say not surprise. Not surprised. Steph Curry, what not wouldn't be surprised.

SPEAKER_01

We just need to say a lot of names. So what happens is when uh when they do come out is getting arrested, that uh our video then gets that we get into the album.

SPEAKER_03

For real. Breaking news Law and Order, you know what that was. I got I caught the end of it, so I wasn't sure what it was. Hit it again. Let's see.

SPEAKER_01

Hit it again. More breaking news. Dun dun is that like the TMZ noise? That might be TMZ noise.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, yeah. I thought it was I was like, that doesn't sound like Law and Order. What are you doing? Dun dun. That would uh that's probably trademark or copyrighted or whatever. In trouble using it. No, I've seen some places. Yeah, I've seen enough places use that one.

SPEAKER_00

And we damn sure ain't making no money on this podcast, so you can't sue us for nothing.

SPEAKER_03

That is true. Um yeah, so that was crap. Hockey, Vegas finally lost in regulation, but so did the Avalanche, so that worked out.

SPEAKER_00

That's true.

SPEAKER_03

And then overtime. So once again, only one regular regulation loss.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I'll take it.

SPEAKER_01

Quick side note.

SPEAKER_03

Dodgers fucking Go ahead.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say, going back to the costume thing that we were just talking about and Jack going thrifting. I put put a link in the chat for you, sir. I think that's what what? What?

SPEAKER_00

So, yeah. I just want to sing Macklemore all day and annoy my daughter.

SPEAKER_03

That is the first thing I thought of when you said that. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01

You're like, do you want to go out shopping today, older one? Yes. Okay. What what? What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

World series. I actually watched the first game of the World Series until Dave Roberts, uh or Dave, yeah, yeah, the manager of the Dodgers screwed up again for like the third time in World Series history and he left the pitcher in too long. Not a difficult concept. The inning before the pitcher was struggling. So what does he do? He trots them out there for the next inning and promptly loads the bases with no outs. And Toronto goes on to score nine.

SPEAKER_00

It was like three to four Toronto. I'm like, okay, cool, this is pretty close. And like 20 minutes later, I looked again, it was like 11 to 3. I'm like, huh.

Dodgers-Blue Jays, Trades, And Meme Wars

SPEAKER_03

Again, uh, I would say that Roberts, his managing has definitely cost the Dodgers one World Series, probably cost them two World Series, and if they don't come back, I know I know the series is tied now, but if they don't come back and win this because they blew game one, they blew game one because of the manager. He str he clearly struggled in the fifth inning and barely got a vet without giving up a run. You instantly put somebody else in the next inning. After after that, but it was too late. He brought in the let him brought let him come back in, gave, like I said, loaded the bases, pulled him out. At that point, it was too late, and the fucking floodgates opened. But the Dodgers and bottom line is they got a road win, which is in a series like this, all you really want to do is split. And they did split, but it should be 2-0.

SPEAKER_01

So but now it's a five-game series, right? When you split. And you have home advantage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have home field advantage now.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, so it'll be three in LA, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday will be three in LA, and then Friday, Saturday.

SPEAKER_01

As as a twins fan, the most disheartening trade that the twins made this past offseason was when they traded Louis Vland to the Blue Jays. Because that one didn't make any sense at all. Because Vlund has been a hometown guy. He's he was raised in Minnesota, local guy the whole way through. Had the team still has like four or five years of control, and the twins traded him for peanuts. So I hope Louis Varlin wins a World Series with the Blue Jays. I don't besides that, I don't have a dog in the fight. I have a friends, a bunch a contract coming up that they couldn't afford them, maybe?

SPEAKER_03

Was there a contract coming up?

SPEAKER_01

No, they were just dumping, they were just dumping money. Like they were kind of after everyone that they traded, he was the one that everybody was like, what the f even he was like, what the fuck? Like because his name hadn't come up at all as far as like trade talks or anything goes. And he was one of the last guys that got traded right before the deadline happened.

SPEAKER_03

Did they at least set out of it?

SPEAKER_01

No, they got a couple fucking just whatever, like middle record jacks.

SPEAKER_03

They got prospects and they even get picks.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah. Let me uh let me double check because I know because I get confused because they made a lot of trades.

SPEAKER_03

Man, that is something. Although I will I will I will admit my one of my first, if not my first, baseball team, like a coach T-ball, whatever. You know how we always pick up mascots that are professional teams. One of mine was the Blue Jays. So if the Dodgers lose, I'm gonna be mad, but I ain't gonna be that mad. Because I kind of root for that, and I have ever since I was a Blue Jay, you know, back in Japan playing baseball.

SPEAKER_00

So there was a meme that said the World Series was like uh last year with Kendrick versus Drake. I was like, legit. Is Kendrick from LA? Yeah, he's from the CPT, bro.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, there you go. That's I saw the meme, but I didn't understand it.

SPEAKER_01

I just I assumed he was from LA, but now now knowing that, it's even uh the twins traded Louis Varland and Ty France to the Blue Jays for Alan Roden, who had a good spring training last year before bouncing up and down from triple A, and left-handed pitching prospect Kendrick Rojas, who has risen to number five in the system after the the Toronto made another trade.

SPEAKER_03

So all right, that could be okay. You know what? That whole Drake Kendrick thing, Toronto LA thing, might even play out more. Because didn't Drake start the shit and then Kendrick came back, and then Kendrick came back and blew him out of the water. Well, Toronto started the series with a win, and now if the Dodgers win four straight, it'll be just like that meme, uh just like Kendrick and Kendra. That would be funny. If that happened, the memes will not die. If that actually happens, the baseball uh rap memes will not die. I'm okay with that, because that means the Dodgers winning five.

SPEAKER_01

But who is the minor on the Blue Jays?

Secret Movie Reveal: Shelby Oaks

SPEAKER_03

Well, it's baseball, they all have minor league games, so it's just so the symmetry still lines up. Oh man. So, y'all, uh uh, unless there's anybody else that got any sports talk uh to add, Jack and I hit the secret movie. That uh Secret movie! Wait, do you have a secret movie on the soundcast?

SPEAKER_00

I don't, that'd be cool. The closest thing I have is this when we found out what the secret movie was. Or not the Metal Gear Alert.

SPEAKER_01

When you found out about it 20 minutes into the movie, what the name of the movie was.

SPEAKER_03

Bruh. So Secret Movie. Since it's an working secret movie was Shelby Oaks, it was a horror-like paranormal activity Blair Witch type movie.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it started out as like a documentary kind of like where'd my sister go? And then it switched to a regular movie shortly thereafter. Yep. That shit was creepy as fuck.

SPEAKER_03

It it was out there. It was I liked it, I enjoyed it. I was curious. That whole opening documentary thing, what was happening, it made me curious. There were four people in my theater that couldn't handle horror and walked out in the first five seconds.

SPEAKER_02

Wow, really?

SPEAKER_03

Once they realized what the movie was, uh they they were gone.

SPEAKER_00

You're watching a secret movie in October, the trade at R.

SPEAKER_01

It's gonna be a couple of like scary, it's like scary secret movie, like or whatever. It's their witty. I thought they thought it was a witty.

SPEAKER_03

Not on my secret movie.

SPEAKER_01

It was uh okay. Maybe I that was on um. Maybe ANC or something like that. Legal. Yeah, I think Van Dango, yeah. Yeah, but this was a cinemark.

SPEAKER_03

It has like a direct cinemark and and they did not have that. But but yeah, so it was it was just just about I want to say four people. Might have been five. It could have been one. I know one lady left by herself when I before I even got to my seat. Like they were just starting it off. And then the other when I got to my seat, I can't remember if three left or four left. So either way, four or five people left. They couldn't they don't do horror, which I get's not for everybody. Some people don't do horse. I you know, um, so fine. I I don't know if they can get their money back on something like that, but yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Because it's you know.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

You knew going in that you didn't know what you were doing.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00

I'm guessing a lot of that's based on Go ahead. Sorry, Luke.

SPEAKER_03

No, see, I would like to think that there's a rule. I I haven't seen it because I I I haven't looked up that rule because if there is a rule, because I would expect that if I walk out, that's on me because I chose to go in blind. Uh maybe trying over five dollars exist. I don't know. Don't know, don't care. Uh I we got another one tomorrow. Um, and again, don't know, don't care. If I don't like it, I'll walk out, and that's on me. Although I expect I'll probably stick around. Like, there's been two now that I stuck around uh for that I was like, I would not have watched this on my own, but I'm not sad that I watched them. Destiny for five bucks. It's cheaper than a Tuesday movie.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

unknown

For real.

SPEAKER_03

Tuesday movies$5.50 now.

SPEAKER_01

So so how what did you guys think of Shelby Oaks then?

SPEAKER_00

Um I liked it well enough. It was um it was spooky. I don't know that I'd watch it again.

SPEAKER_03

You can't say that.

Walkouts, Creep Factor, And Rewatch Value

SPEAKER_00

Yes, yes, I can. Okay, folks, he said spooky. So oh sorry, sorry. That's true. There was a meme I was like, it was Halloween Scary.

SPEAKER_03

It was Halloween Scary.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Uh there was a meme I shared by some white, you have to spell it W T though, or white T. White girl. I think she had colored hair and a septum piercing. And you can't say spook or spooky because of uh racial connotations. And I'm like, let me dig through my crate of racist things. I'm like, no, bullshit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I saw because earlier in the day I was all like somebody posted some dumbass shit. I was like, that is the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet. And then Jack's like, go look at my other post about Jack's like, hold my beer. Yeah, hold my beer. And I was like, all right. So I went and looked up, and it was that post about the girl saying you can't say spooky or spook. And I was like, Yep, this is now the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god. But no, it was alright. I mean, it was entertaining enough, but no, I don't think I'd watch it again.

SPEAKER_03

I I okay, definitely not a movie. And it's funny you say that. I said that to a girl when we're walking out. I'm like, I enjoyed that. I don't need to watch it again, but I enjoyed that. Again, another movie that I would not have paid for and chose to watch, uh, maybe ever.

SPEAKER_00

Um, honestly.

SPEAKER_03

But but I I was hooked that first five to ten minutes. I was like, I want to know what happened. Like, you got me curious. And then the way that knock at the door happened, and I don't want to ruin it for everybody, but the way that knock at the door happened and that scene happened, it was like, what the what the I was like, yeah, I'm definitely curious now. But it was creepy, it was Halloween, Halloween scary, for sure. It was, yeah, it was like I said, I enjoyed the movie. I again don't need to watch it again, probably won't ever watch it again, but I did enjoy it.

SPEAKER_00

Especially for do we have guesses for what tomorrow's is going to be? My money is on begonia. If it's not begonia, then I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_03

My money's on the Emma Stone Alien movie.

SPEAKER_00

Great. Begonia.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I said. That word is too close to baloney, and I don't like baloney. It's also too close to Patagonia.

SPEAKER_01

You f you are you are full of baloney, my friend.

SPEAKER_03

Never. Not since I was eight was I full of baloney.

SPEAKER_00

Um maybe Predator Badlands? If it was that, I would lose my shit. I'd be happy as hell.

SPEAKER_03

I'm trying to think it's I get to I get to I get an hour ahead start on on Jack, y'all, uh, because of time zone. And I'm trying to think. If if if it's if it's like how how bad do I want to mess with him? If it's alien predator, and I and I tell him it's some Sundance Film Festival so he doesn't go.

Werewolves Review: Plot Holes Galore

SPEAKER_00

No. So um my aunt's coming, my aunt's coming tomorrow to do some stuff with uh my mom and all that drama. So we're like, well, do we cancel the movies so we can like have dinner with her and stuff? My oldest is like, um, you can drop me off at the theater. You guys can miss the movie.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, fine.

SPEAKER_00

Right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Twenty twenty years ago that would have been Jack. Yeah. Have fun eating dinner with our aunt. Bye.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but no, so she we can do the dinner Tuesday.

SPEAKER_03

Exactly. You just go to the next day. And it's taco night on Tuesday. Go to Del Taco.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, right? She don't have Herbertos up in Norcount.

SPEAKER_03

Although they they made them tacos smaller now. The Tuesday classic taco, or not classic, but the Tuesday taco special, they're not full-size tacos anymore.

SPEAKER_01

Hayton.

SPEAKER_03

It's okay. It's still a deal. I will admit, it was still a deal. It was like uh three weeks ago I went, uh, we went, we went, and uh six still was more than enough, even though they were mini. We're not talking mini by a lot. Um I would argue they were more like one, like the weight of one mini was still the weight of the old school when it used to be a 69 cent taco. Um like they still like the 69 cent taco back in the day had a bunch of lettuce in it, right? Um and they packed it with lettuce and and all that. Uh the mini taco I I call it mini, but it's really not that small. But it it is smaller than what you're used to. But it was still sufficient. I would say it was the same weight. It just means a little more meat, a little more cheese, a little less lettuce. It was perfectly fine. Um, but it's a thing now, and you can take your aunt on Tuesday to Del Taco. Boom. Matter of fact, I think maybe maybe we'll do that. Uh uh middle child has an event like a choir thing or whatever on Tuesday. But we're gonna be out and about anyway.

SPEAKER_00

You such a good stepdaddy, Lou. Do it. You're such a good stepdaddy.

SPEAKER_03

Right? Yeah, this this ain't the Brady Bud. The only steps in this house are right over there. I remember that episode still to this day. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

By the way, guys, just you know, if you only listen to the audio version of this, Lou old as fuck.

SPEAKER_03

Old AF. Although you couldn't tell because I'm black, so I could be 30 or 50 or 70. You would not know. Um, so yeah, so it's a good one.

SPEAKER_01

We do need to get we need we do need to get this mofosome just for men, then, in that case. Nah.

SPEAKER_03

It's just like if I want to go out and look pretty for the uh college kids out here, all I gotta do is shave. Just get this action going. They see this distinguished-looking salt and pepper goatee, and it's like, oh, hey, how you doing? I've never been with a black person before. I'm like, hey, me either. Let's do this.

SPEAKER_01

I've never even met a black person before. Do all black people look like you? Yes. Yes, we do. I see we're starting out on the same or say we're starting out on the right foot and we share something in common.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Let's get this party started. But yeah, I guess I guess I don't I don't know what comes out on Friday. So I'm imagining whatever tomorrow's movie is, is whatever comes out on Friday. And I know the Emma Stone Alien movie is one of them.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. You got one more week for Predator Badlands, but yeah, that'll be next week's six movie. Yeah, the seventh.

SPEAKER_03

Or is it then there's like two things come out on the 14th. I just saw trailers.

SPEAKER_00

I can't remember what they were, but two things come out. Everything's finally ramping up again. A couple months low finally.

SPEAKER_03

The holidays and then we get into the holiday season, Thanksgiving, and it's like movies coming out, so we'll see. It'll be it'll be good.

SPEAKER_01

Um yeah, we'll have to do a holiday uh movie trailer. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a batch at some point.

SPEAKER_03

And then uh based off of Duke's recommendation, I watched werewolves.

SPEAKER_01

He did not recommend it. Hold on. There was not any word. I I never use the word recommended. Do not put words in my mouth, sir. Oh I must have missed a misunderstanding. I know werewolves, and you, sir, are no werewolves.

SPEAKER_03

Sorry, black people, comprehension, it's a thing. I I misunderstood. Uh yeah, that movie, first of all, first 20 minutes, I was like, oh, this movie's predictable. I don't know how this is gonna play out in the end. And sure as shit, what happened in the end is exactly what I was I was like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

All right, that happened. Also, hashtag spoilers for the five other people listening to this who have watched the movie.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, old girl, because I watched that and I watched Black Phone over the week, and I watched like some old stuff that I didn't see in a while, like Spy Game. Um, and some two what the hell's his name? God damn it, Qui-Gon Jin. Liam Neeson.

SPEAKER_00

Liam Neeson?

SPEAKER_03

I watched two of his old movies that I hadn't seen. Like Memory was one of them.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01

I don't remember watching that, so the title didn't stick.

Black Phone, Stream Picks, And Time-Boxed Horror

SPEAKER_03

And then a couple of Jason Statham movies, Killer Elite was one, and Homeland was the other. So it anyway, but that reminds me, because my prime has uh trailers, that's why I know something is coming out on the 14th. Because during one of their commercial breaks, they're like blah blah blah. Here's commercial. I'm half-ass paying attention, obviously. I need my bachman breaks there and then something, two movies are coming out on the 14th that stood out. I think it's the 14th that stood out for that. Um But Werewolves was just so god-awful.

SPEAKER_01

Was was my explanation not good enough for you?

SPEAKER_03

Train wreck, train wreck. I had I had to see.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, you're your train wreck is putting it lightly, sir.

SPEAKER_03

That's probably true, also.

SPEAKER_01

Like, like, Lou Diamond Phillips is like the lead scientist, and he runs into the room when he shouldn't run in the room because he's the lead fucking scientist immediately gets bitten and turns into a werewolf and then disappears for the rest of the movie. Never comes back, we never see his werewolf again, we never see him. He's literally in the first 15 minutes of the movie, and then that's it.

SPEAKER_03

I was curious about that because as soon as okay, I'm watching, because I don't remember who's like I didn't remember if Frank Rilla was in the movie.

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah. So I'm watching this movie. Yeah, that's why we were brought it up.

SPEAKER_03

No, that's what I'm saying. I didn't until last week. I just like I didn't remember. And then and then I'm so I'm watching, and I'm like, okay, Frank Rillo's in this movie, and then fricky, he shows a dude shows, I'm like, fucking Richie Vallins, yeah, cool. Uh thinking La Bamba is in this movie, like, sweet. Um then he's in it for all of 10 minutes. Yeah, it was like okay. I was like, all right. But uh the girl that he saves both the decisions, the decisions that are made.

SPEAKER_01

It's just the girl that he saves multiple times, and then they're in the pickup truck, and she gets grabbed and disappears, and it never mentioned again. Nope. The girl that's gonna save them, the girl that knows what to do.

SPEAKER_03

Fucking Amy, Amy Lou or Amy Kim, whatever her name was, typical Asian name that they gave her. Not even kidding. Her name was like Amy Kim in the movie. It was like, get out of here. She's not a scientist, she's doing my nails. Let's be real.

SPEAKER_01

They're in the pickup truck and she's like, I know how to fix this. And then all of a sudden, a giant hand comes in and grabs her and she disappears. And Frank Grillo does nothing to try to save her.

SPEAKER_03

He's just like, oh before that, before that, she's like, I'm gonna test the theory, and she tests a theory where the wolves don't attack her. I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Under what they're gonna do with this. Like, what's this about? And then she's just gone. She's just gone, the rest of the movie. Like, uh, are they waiting for part two? Direct to video? Like, what what what is going on? Oh my god, it was just and even even the stupid sister. Oh my god, wouldn't be surprised. But even even the dumbass sister-in-law, oh girl, oh, it's my babysitter, let me go out and save her. It's like, do you not know what's going on out there? It's like, just like, uh no, no, no, I can make it, I can make it. Two seconds later, she's dead. I'm like, okay. There was a lot of me doing this, watching this movie. Just what the f yeah. So, because of that, when old girl asked me yesterday or earlier today, or I think it was yesterday or earlier today, uh, because she was gonna watch it, I was like, just don't watch Black Phone instead. And she's like, Am I gonna be scared from Blackphone? I go, No, you might get a couple of jump scares from from Werewolves, maybe. I don't remember, it was that bad. I just don't remember. But Black Phone was a better movie, watch that. So that's that she's supposed to be watching that with her oldest right now, actually. Uh, watching because that'll probably be our next Tuesday, not this Tuesday, but because of the uh because of the uh middle ones uh the choir event. But if that ends early enough, we could go Tuesday night to watch the second part, or probably the following Tuesday will be the second part. Now that we've watched the first one.

SPEAKER_01

Here's a question for you which Frank Grillo uh series upset you more? The move the movie Wolf uh Werewolves or the end of Peacemaker Season 2? Oh god.

SPEAKER_03

Dude, that's a great question. Okay, okay. End of end of Peacemaker season two. I'm fully aware that's gonna lead to some stuff. Nothing in werewolves led to anything. So there you have it.

NFL Scheduling Nerd-Out And Future Matchups

SPEAKER_00

It led Lou Diamond Phillips to the bank with a fat ass check for doing nothing. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, dude. He got to give a speech. He gave a speech at the beginning talking about we're gonna we're gonna save everyone from the werewolves. Why do I remember so much about this fucking awful movie? Why have I not erased? Yeah, that's it. That's that's my that's my trauma that's kicking in.

SPEAKER_03

I watched it three days ago and I don't remember that much from it. I'm like, he gave a speech. Oh, yeah, he did give a speech.

SPEAKER_00

Duke's on the couch at his therapist. He's like, I remember it so clearly, Doc.

SPEAKER_01

And then all of a sudden a giant werewolf claw goes across my chest and I disappear forever.

SPEAKER_03

Doc put the boost and where's my habit?

SPEAKER_01

Then the next podcast, where's Duke? And then they cut to a picture of me with the claw getting dragged out of the room. And then the the best part is you guys just don't even react right into talking. So, uh Lou, what did you think of this week's uh hidden movie?

SPEAKER_00

Never to mention again. Yeah, like five years later, we're like, what's the D and JDL stand for?

SPEAKER_01

Huh. When you guys are getting a half a million views, somebody's gonna go, hey, did you know your description says three guys talking about geek stuff? And you're like, three? Um fuck.

SPEAKER_00

That must be a typo or something. It's fucking weird.

SPEAKER_03

No, at that point, at that point maybe.

SPEAKER_01

But there were so many people in werewolves where that shit happened. Like it'd be like the three of us talking, and then all of a sudden, like, boom, my screen goes black, and you go, Oh, uh so Lou, uh you know, what else are you doing this week? I mean, so anyways, that happened, right? Right, Lou? Like, just no re there was no ever like, oh my god, that person's gone. We should go try to find them or help them.

SPEAKER_03

It was just like Yeah, I mean, I I'll admit, I was actually curious about her theory of the wolves not attacking her.

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Right.

SPEAKER_03

Uh I was like And then the wolves attacked her. Well, even then though, even then though, we don't know that. We know the wolves took her. Right. We don't know any more than that, and I was like, that was probably the only thing worth a damn in the movie. Where I was like, I'm actually curious. Like, what what what did she figure out? What's the real reason? And then she disappears, and then bruh, it was the movie was over for like 15 minutes, and then it hit me that they didn't resolve her issue.

SPEAKER_01

Lou was pooping. Lou was like taking his post-movie poop, and he was like, she was in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_03

Not gonna lie, not gonna lie, I was in the bathroom, and I'm sitting there, and I'm sitting there, you know, and I'm just like, wait a minute. What isn't that that other that other video meme? Wait a minute, that kid.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that was me.

SPEAKER_03

It was like, what the hell happened to the to the girl doctor? What happened to my nail lady? What the hell, man?

SPEAKER_01

Amy Kim.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god. It was just, yeah. So I did uh cue up though. Uh I think tonight's movie, uh, when this is done, is the other world movie. The one that's flow, the flow burst.

SPEAKER_01

And the one with the silver surfer in it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

McDonald’s Massacre Doc And Policing Context

SPEAKER_03

It's like three actors. Like those the the dude, her, and their daughter, uh or son the child was. But either way, it's like, all right, so that one's next on my list. So uh I'll probably uh uh uh do do the dishes, do some cleanup, that way everything's all done, and then and then watch that. We watched uh black phone, I didn't really talk about it all that much, but just them just insane that I recommended that to O Girl instead of werewolves. But uh Black Phone was really good. It was nice. I didn't know it was a dated movie, like it takes place in the 80s. Was not aware of that. Um not a big deal. I guess they were trying to capitalize on the stranger things.

SPEAKER_01

Uh like I mean I didn't know it's Lou didn't know it was until the 80s, until the guy picked up the black phone for the first time and spent five minutes dialing. Oh shit, I forgot damn it, I gotta read.

SPEAKER_03

I'm like, why do they have a rotary five 1980 something? I get it. Man, as long as you don't have any freaking zeros and nines in my number. What's your number?

SPEAKER_00

Plus 32. Yeah. International black phone.

SPEAKER_03

That would be the spoof. That that would be the scary movie spoof.

SPEAKER_00

But every time he picks up the phone, they're just yelling German at him or something and scaring the shit out of him more.

SPEAKER_03

How you doing? How you doing? Watch some scary movie. I haven't seen actually what I needed what I needed to really watch screen. I think I only saw the first two.

SPEAKER_01

Dang, really? We got five. We got five of them to watch, my friend.

SPEAKER_00

Aren't there six? Yeah, there's six. Seventh is starting. No, I think it's coming out soon.

SPEAKER_03

That's next year. Yeah, seven's supposed to come out next year, but six is the like January Ortega was six.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah. Five and six.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, she was she was in five, too?

SPEAKER_00

Or just five.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I only saw the first two. The first two, I don't remember them except for Drew Barrymore. I remember the opening.

SPEAKER_01

So you literally remember just the first five minutes of the first movie. Yeah. Guys, I've only seen the first two, but I only remember Drew Barrymore. Okay, so remember. You remember Amy Kim from Werewolves, who just disappeared and nobody talked about her again. And Drew Barrymore, who was completely unrelated to everything else in the movie outside of getting killed by Ghostspace. I only remember Amy Kim.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, spoilers.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. No, you saw the first movie. It's not a spoiler. Or the second movie.

SPEAKER_03

That's totally spoilers if you don't remember. I only remember Amy Kim because I currently need a pedicure, so whatever.

SPEAKER_00

My toes is hurting. Shit's curling.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, right? It's like, oh, I gotta clip my nails again. I went for a walk. I can feel it.

SPEAKER_01

I like I like how we now have to fight spoilers is anything you haven't seen or don't remember seeing in the movie.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Why has it all been?

SPEAKER_00

I'm telling you, I've seen this movie. That's a spoiler. So I don't remember it. Blue is like the worst memento ever.

SPEAKER_03

Bruh, that's how most of the movies I watch are. I remember Star Wars and everything else, like, oh, that happened? Oh, that I I'll just watch it again.

SPEAKER_00

So on September 3rd, 1985, the Steelers lost to Green Bay by this much. But he can't remember Scream 2. That he saw a year ago.

SPEAKER_03

It was um February. And it was 2011. And it was the Green Bay Packer. But whatever. And it was and it was um wait, was it Aaron Rodgers that beat him? Yes. Part of the reason why I don't like Aaron Rodgers. That is the same thing.

SPEAKER_00

I guess they don't play next year in case he comes back. Or maybe Aaron Rodgers doesn't.

SPEAKER_01

Because Aaron Rodgers might go. No, they already said scripted. On uh Red Zone today, I saw on the little blurb at the bottom. They were saying the Steelers want him back for 2026 already.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I saw that too, but I don't know if the Steelers play the uh Packers next year, is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00

Because they still have another chance. They will in the Super Bowl and get through.

SPEAKER_03

But a lot of that'll also depend on where the but a lot of that'll depend on where the Packers end up and right like CD and I like every year they have you know AFC North plays the NFC North, but there's also like NFC AFC North number one seed plays blah blah blah number whatever seed.

SPEAKER_01

Right.

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SPEAKER_03

So there's a slight chance that they could play next year, but I don't, but that's a slight chance as in I don't know. There somebody does know because you can just if you pull up the schedule for 2026, yeah, it's already out there that AFC North is gonna play like AFC North number two seed will play the NFC West number two seed, like whatever the case may be. So that's how that's done. It's out there, but it who knows.

SPEAKER_01

They will not play.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. So no matter what, they don't play next week.

SPEAKER_01

Twenty twenty twenty-six the non AFC teams that or I guess not non the non-normal teams that the Steelers will play will be the AFC West, a team from the AFC West, a team from the AFC East, and a team from the NFC East. So you might see the Giants and the Steelers play each other again.

SPEAKER_03

But unlikely. And the Steelers will probably end up in the two seed because Cincinnati or or Baltimore will end up with the one seed. And the Giants will be the last seed. So no matter what, they won't play the Giants. They're likely to play the Redskins. For those of you who don't know, that's the Commanders.

SPEAKER_00

The Foreskins are in Washington. Those guys don't like four skins over there.

SPEAKER_03

That would be more appropriate. It was just movies.

SPEAKER_00

And we couldn't decide on anything. But we found this documentary. It was um the McDonald's Massacre, 77 Minutes or something. Like 1984, this dude goes into McDonald's and just kills like everybody, dude. I had never heard of that shit.

SPEAKER_03

That was like a joke, and it was gonna be like killing your intestines. Like you ate their food, and now your intestines and your stomach shot.

SPEAKER_00

No, it was a documentary, it was like one of the first mass shootings or something. Wow. He just like rolled up into McDonald's, he had a shotgun, an Uzi, and like a nine millimeter.

SPEAKER_03

Good lord.

SPEAKER_00

Uh what the fuck is that border town in San Diego? San Isidro? Why San Ysidro?

SPEAKER_01

San Yosidro. Yeah, San Isidro. Right at the border. Well, that's what it was. This was 84. There was no lefty states, dude.

SPEAKER_03

There were you're telling me there was no blue and red states in in 84?

SPEAKER_01

Reagan was in charge, dude. There was no everybody was united. It was 84, dude.

SPEAKER_03

Everybody was united for the Olympics.

SPEAKER_01

Right, exactly.

SPEAKER_03

LA 84, baby. Moscow boycotted. Fuck you, Russia. Wait, I'm sorry. USSR. That was USSR.

SPEAKER_00

No, it was pretty um, it was interesting. And um, I like that he never the director never mentioned the shooter's name. They only referred to him as the shooter the whole time. Uh instead of giving him infamy. But they were showing like crime scene videos. There was a dead baby on the table. I'm like, sir, we do not need to see this again. Like he shot a it was an eight-month-old baby, like shot him right in the heart. Horrible. And then um at the end, the director's like talking all this shit about the cops. So he was talking to, I don't know, like the lieutenant that was in charge that day. And it's like, oh, I heard your pager didn't go off. And the cop's like, It was 1984. That shit was new technology, bruh. Who knows why it didn't go off? And they're like, Well, why didn't you guys just like storm in and you know, like handle shit? And they're like, We didn't train for this stuff back then. Like, they didn't even really have a SWAT team. Yeah, they have a SWAT team, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And that's where they started, right?

SPEAKER_00

Well, that's several billion dollars later, right? It was interesting though. It is now the eighth worst mass shooting in America, and he killed like 19 people, I think. Nineteen. There were that many people at McDonald's. 1984, bruh.

SPEAKER_01

We didn't even eat a McDonald's, we just played on the playground. Yeah, but yeah, people only ate at McDonald's. It was only it back then, dude, it was only McDonald's, it was only Burger King, it was only Carl's Jr., dude. That was all there was. Foster's freeze. Like, if you were lucky, you got a foster freeze in your house.

SPEAKER_03

I was gonna say, we had a foster freeze in Varstow.

SPEAKER_01

Right. But I mean, that was our Taco Bell. Like, you go to Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_03

Taco Bell, Del Taco, KFC. All those were around in the 80s. Shaky's Pizza, Pizza Hut. So robbing.

SPEAKER_01

So speaking of uh Taco Bell, they now have shirts that are like, hey, like, remember, we've been serving you for this long from this location. It has Downy, California on the back. That was where I was born. So I'm like, pull up through the drive-thru and the girl comes out to give me her food. I said, Can you buy that shirt online? She's like, What shirt? I go, the shirt you're wearing. She goes, Why? I said, because it talks about downy California, that's where I'm from. She's like, what? And I'm like, never mind, give me my godship.

SPEAKER_00

She's like, that's a real place? I thought it was some shit Taco Bell made up, like the like the hot sauce packets, just talking shit.

SPEAKER_03

Right. Selecting taco packets so I can make sentences in conversations with myself.

SPEAKER_00

She slid him a note with her OnlyFans link. Yes, she can. Yeah, no shit.

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SPEAKER_01

I have Taco Bell Girl on uh on OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_03

How long before that shit is just marketed on their taco sauces?

SPEAKER_01

Shit, huh? Right. Just OnlyFans links. OnlyFans short links.

SPEAKER_00

Well, when I went to Taco Bell last week, it was like some dude that used to be on meth, so no thanks. He had no teeth.

SPEAKER_01

He had tattoos all over. It was my ex. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_00

Burn. No, if they brought back their double ducker tacos, I cannot resist those.

SPEAKER_03

So I forgot about that 90s menu.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they're doing the 90s in the 2K, the Y2K menu.

SPEAKER_03

Is that what it was? Y2K menu? Okay. Oh, we we went about two, three weeks ago because old girl wanted that uh apple pie thing.

SPEAKER_01

Um the empanada?

SPEAKER_03

Holy shit, that thing is yummy.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I was like, it's the it's the McDonald's apple pie with caramel. And I was, yeah, I was I was loving that. I was I was like, eh, I'm home. If the if the gallbladder can't handle the apples, I'll be fine. And one, gallbladder handled the apples just fine. And the last couple times I've had apples.

SPEAKER_00

Because the caramel covered it. Nah, bro, I had a plane up with pies. It was a caramel condom. It protected you. If that's what it takes, man, I'll be so caramel just lubed up lubed up your gallbladder.

SPEAKER_03

It was great though.

SPEAKER_00

Like I had no gallbladder is a plushie on the couch next to him.

SPEAKER_03

It's in the bedroom, actually. Does McDonald's still do their apple pies? I haven't even listened to it. The only thing I've gotten dessert-wise from apple pie is a cone because it's 1500 points and it's use it or lose it. You know, your points will expire in three days.

SPEAKER_01

When you go to apple pie?

SPEAKER_03

No. Well, if they had apple pie as a choice, I would get it.

SPEAKER_01

No, you said you went to apple pie and got yourself an ice cream, and I was like, that sounded weird too. But I knew that's not what you meant. I was just making sure.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, when I went to McDonald's, you know how your points I first of all, I hate that points run out. Your points should never run out. I hate that. Uh but the fact that they did, it was like, I think it's usually first or second day of the month. It's like, uh, your shit's gonna run out on May 2nd. I'm like, alright, then I guess I'll use 1500 points to go get a free ice cream cone and then reset the clock again. I don't want to waste my damn points.

SPEAKER_00

Right. I might need a free happy meal or some shit one day.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, one day.

SPEAKER_00

Next year when Mando and Grogu come back out. We'll have to start getting all the McDonald's toys again.

SPEAKER_03

I'm sure they'll be a part of it.

SPEAKER_00

For sure.

SPEAKER_01

Did you get the uh the Home Depot or Tjack? What? No, I didn't get any of those. Why not? What kind of fan are you? Obviously a poor one.

SPEAKER_03

Right, right. I was gonna say a broker.

SPEAKER_00

Sorry, I don't spend hundreds of dollars on myself. That is crazy talk. I spend my money on my wife and my children.

SPEAKER_03

He spends twenty dollars on himself.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait till we do a tour of the casita. Twenty dollars, huh?

SPEAKER_00

Twenty dollars. Yes, twenty dollars. Let me see. What do I have here? I have a Bosch Fick pen. He was only twenty dollars. I would not buy anything more than that. Fifteen.

SPEAKER_03

Not even twenty.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Oh wait, I lied. Hold on, I got this here.$25.$100.

SPEAKER_01

$100.

SPEAKER_03

That reminds me. I finally flipped that bitch over. Uh I remember two, three months ago, you're like, hey, so you get a chance. Look at the back. Yeah, there's a sketch on the back. It's pretty sweet.

SPEAKER_00

You sketched the Darth Vader for Lou.

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm. It's pretty damn sweet.

SPEAKER_01

I got nothing. Yours is still at the casino. Yeah, I know, huh? I'll have to go flip it over.

SPEAKER_03

That trip reminds me. They delayed my second flight again. Not that it matters. I'm not flying out of Vegas to Burbank. Uh, but they're like, here's an update on your flight. I'm like, as long as you don't fuck up the flight to get me to Vegas, I can deal.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Is that what you were going to tell us last week? Because you were saying, oh, I got I want to tell you guys something or update you guys on something. And then we never got back to it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it was just yeah, it was just that. It was like, still good. I still land at 10 or 11. I'll look it up later when it's relevant. Um and then I figure y'all just pick me up from pick us up from the airport and just keep on going. Yep.

SPEAKER_01

And then it'll turn into karaoke. It'll turn it into carpool karaoke.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it will.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah, it will. Now to be a good one.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, and I'm gonna introduce Lou to a um sugar-free. I'm diabetic.

SPEAKER_03

Most of my shit is sugar-free.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yes. It's a pimp named Slickback if he was a rapper. He's the real uh rhythm and flow rapper.

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SPEAKER_01

You're just gonna have to you guys will have to sit in the back so old girl and I can sit in the front and just rolling our eyes and shaking our head. And Lou's like, what are you doing to me, Jack?

SPEAKER_03

In the back of the BJ. Come on now.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, not if I'm in the back. Well, okay, maybe.

SPEAKER_03

Like, come on, that's a ball.

SPEAKER_01

That's girl, we're gonna be rolling our eyes because it's like we're not getting the deposit back for this car, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, as long as it don't show but a black light, we're good.

SPEAKER_01

Right?

SPEAKER_00

Why does your car smell like bleach, sir? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

No reason. Like, I know that's a good one.

SPEAKER_01

Nothing happens. They strained it over Lou. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Oh, black light's beeping. Lou.

SPEAKER_03

It's like, hello, I'm black. It's daytime. It's the light. Can't help it.

SPEAKER_01

Do you need me to hold up a napkin so you can see me?

SPEAKER_03

We should totally force a pick like that at dinner or breakfast at Disney. 100%. Um the people in the the people at the restaurant watching it, watching their reaction is what would be funny.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no. No, we make somebody there take a picture of all of us, and then all of us will be at the table together, and then right before they take the picture, just have Lou hold up, or have Jack sitting behind him holding up a napkin.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

Um I did watch The Long Walk last week. Oh I was I enjoyed that. I thought it was a really good movie.

SPEAKER_00

So Oldest wants to be the main character, Ray Gardy.

SPEAKER_01

So that's what she is for Halloween. So you're gonna make Uncle Lou um the other guy? Pete. Pete, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I think he's the black person in the movie.

SPEAKER_01

But you haven't seen The Long Walk yet, Lou.

SPEAKER_03

Um it's yeah, I mean it's low, it's on my list, just low on the list. Like if nothing else is able to watch. But the time I'm able to watch it, it'll probably be streaming.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It it's for rent streaming now, so it'll be on regular streaming so it's I mean, but it's also only an hour and 40 minutes or 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_03

So like that's about a good time. I don't want it to be an hour and trying to be in there for like.

SPEAKER_01

No, it was a perfect like for what it was, it was a perfect time. Like if it would have been any longer.

SPEAKER_03

Come on now.

SPEAKER_01

But if it would have been any longer, I felt I feel like at that point there's the incontinence. Well, I feel like if it was any longer than that, they would have been they would have been stretching, you know. Yeah. There there would have been more filler, right? The movie kept moving, which I I appreciated.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I mean, they did walk the whole time, so they had they had to keep moving on a good shot. Yeah. Luke Skywalker was threatening to kill them if they stopped walking.

SPEAKER_03

Lord of the Rings part four?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. It was like Lord of the Rings, if it was made by Quentin Tarantino.

SPEAKER_03

There you go.

SPEAKER_00

They just talk the whole time, drop F bombs while they're walking.

SPEAKER_03

But is it dialogue?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Because I like well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. They I mean they did some really good character development.

SPEAKER_00

Um not doing anything but walking in the movie? Yeah. Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I was like, Lou would like this movie because he likes talking movies.

SPEAKER_01

Well, and it's also like an alternative reality type movie. And it made me interested to see what how they got to that point. You know, like it made me go, oh, I would like to learn more about no. No. It's just part of everybody's parts of the there's there's parts, yeah, maybe, but there's parts of the story that because I think you don't have the whole background, when they have the conversation, it makes more it fills in the gaps, right? Like they don't say A happens, B happens, long walk. It's they're on the long walk and they're like having a conversation and then they reference like B, right?

SPEAKER_03

Well, no, no, that that's that's how I expect that they would do it. I just want to make sure they do do it, is all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they do, but they don't say but but it's not a hey, this event happened. And these are on the set event. But yeah, I don't I don't need that. I want what I mean is I want to know what the event was, right? Like I want to know You want to know what the war was that led to the Yeah, that they that they reference and that type of thing. Like, how did we get to this point that we had to have the long walk, right?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, so so they talk about why they're walking, but they don't talk about like the war details.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they don't get into specifics really.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so either way, either way, like I'm still interested. I I know a girl really wasn't that interested. It's like, I'll watch it if you want to, but it's probably one of those that I'll watch while she's at work on a Tuesday and then tell her about it. Um, and that way when it comes out on streaming next month, she can decide if she wants to watch it. A lot of times she'll ask us like, hey, is it worth watching this? And it'll be like, Yeah, when it's when it comes out, watch it. And if it is, I'll tell her, and then she can watch it with uh her kids. It'll be one of the ones where, like, because she has the kids, you know, the the over the weekend, like tonight, she's watching the uh black phone with the oldest. So it'll be like, hey, this one I think the middle and oldest might like, so watch it within. So uh I may get myself something to do on on Tuesday and watch that before at least the theater. I mean, after tax, you know, we're talking 578, so why not?

SPEAKER_00

Yep. Mm-hmm. Why not? Why not? Throw the money up in the air. That shit rained.

SPEAKER_03

All them extra quarters I got.

SPEAKER_01

I enjoyed it, so yeah, glad I saw it. And then I've been downloading a few 4K movies, so like I watched The Dark Knight. Uh, I thought it was like forky movies.

SPEAKER_00

I'm like, the dude from Toy Story pretty good.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know if you know this, but he's a he's a really good director. He is, he is. He's like a mix of he's like a mix of Soderbergh and uh Scracey. We don't talk about Soderbergh because Disney fucked up.

SPEAKER_00

Embarrassing. Uh what you're talking about. Did you hear about the Ben Solo movie?

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SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, that there was there he he pitched one and Disney said no. Yeah. Why is that a bad thing? He's dead. Why would you have a movie about a dead guy?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. Somehow Palpatine returned. So somehow fucking Kylo can return.

SPEAKER_03

Except Palpatine wasn't dead. He never saw a body. We saw a body.

SPEAKER_00

That's sorry when it blew up.

SPEAKER_03

There are other people survive bombings all the time.

SPEAKER_00

Really?

SPEAKER_03

Go look at Gaza. Go look at Israel. A lot of buildings blew up. People survived.

SPEAKER_00

Our great president has stopped that war, sir, so I can't see it anymore. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Not anymore, but before he stepped in.

SPEAKER_01

The scales are falling from my eyes.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, he could see with Solo, they just straight up showed him dead. So if somebody would like to explain how they can make a sequel that follows his story after he died in the dumbest way ever. Um it'll just be him as a fortune.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe he grabbed one of the palpiting clones when his spirit left his body.

SPEAKER_01

The whole movie is just him going from the Sebastian Stan ghost to the Hayden Christensen ghost. How did you do that? Let me let me tell you a story, children.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I think I think if they were to try to do some kind of in-between movie that the comics kind of fleshed out, uh Knights of Ren and some background history, okay, fine. That movie could be fine. But anything post wouldn't make any sense. But we'll never know.

SPEAKER_00

Actually, speaking of the Knights of Ren, I saw that um uh Chimere was actually supposed to become the first Knight of Ren. Had they not fucked up the show and kept going.

SPEAKER_03

Uh, they could still do it in the comics.

SPEAKER_00

They could.

SPEAKER_03

Like whatever ideas that they had for the Acolyte season two that are actually good, so let's say eight episodes, so probably two good ideas. Um just put them into a comic book. Like the same the same way there were probably what, maybe three good episodes of the Acolyte, maybe. Um you could come up with a decent story for a comic to flesh out that story. I mean, people would especially since people liked him, he was the favorite character for most people. Then it would sell.

SPEAKER_01

And really quick, and reading the article about the Ben Solo movie Lou is is Disney. In a recent sit-down with the Associated Press, Adam Driver said that over the span of two years, he and Steven Sudelberg developed a script called The Hunt for Ben Solo. The film would have taken place after the events of The Rise of Skywalker and followed Driver's Kyler Wren on a search for redemption. Um I was always interested in doing another Star Wars Driver set. I had been talking about doing another one since 2021. Soderberg and Driver pitched the hunt for Ben Ben Solo to Kathleen Kennedy, Dave Filone, and Carrie Beck at Lucasfilm, who all love the idea. However, when they took the script over to Disney, they were shut down. We presented the script to Lucasfilm. They loved the idea, Driver recalled. They totally understood our angle and why we were doing it. We took it to Bob Iger and Alan Bergman, and they said no, they didn't see how Ben Solo was alive, and that was that. So there you go, Lou. Lou is now Disney.

SPEAKER_03

Like, like, I wish the article, whether it be Soderburger, whether it be uh fucking Kylo, uh Adam Driver, I I wish the story would have said what the story is. Like, can it just just give you don't give me the whole story? Just tell me why slash how he's alive, and maybe I'm on board.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, how did they sell it to Lucasfilm and Disney?

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SPEAKER_03

Exactly. So, but now now but being in the dark, absolutely not. But I'm sure there is a scenario where I could get behind it, but I I'd have to know. I can't just blindly say, Oh, cool, let's do this. I want more of Kylo. No, I need to know why, how he's alive, and we'll go, it's just uh is a whole movie, is just him and Ray force killing each other, just walking around, touching each other's stomachs for two hours.

SPEAKER_01

Could be. Could be. And Kylo ran reaching behind him and magically pulling out lightsabers and just throwing them to people.

SPEAKER_00

They're a dyad in the forest, they're connected. Yeah. So they can't. I'm questioning JJ whatever his face is.

SPEAKER_03

Abrams still what happened was he he thought he was making a Star Trek movie, and the transporter freaking technology was like, dude, you're in the wrong universe. And he's like, shit, I already wrote it in there. We don't have the budget to switch it, so this is going to be.

SPEAKER_01

Put Reed Richards in there and make him be the one to transfer transfer the lightsaber like he did the egg.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Stupid thing. There was no other receptacle fucking transport device in Fantastic Four. So how did it transport Thanos Jesus to uh Galactus when there was no second facility to take him? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I'm just asking questions here.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. Just throw it out there.

SPEAKER_01

Just throwing it out there. Guys, I want you to do your own research on how teleportation. Google's free. Yeah, how matter teleportation works. I don't have the answers, guys. Go ask Ross. These are just things I can be answered.

SPEAKER_03

Do your own homework. We're not cheating here.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Copy off my paper.

SPEAKER_01

Put it in the comments. Find when you find the answer, put it in the comments.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Don't forget to subscribe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

We'll grade them.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

For like, I think old girls the only one who ever comments, though. She she told me she comments. I was like, oh.

SPEAKER_01

She does. Do you Jack, do you do you respond to her? Sometimes. Like a month later when we look. If it's relevant.

SPEAKER_03

It's like, oh, that's a good idea. I wish I would have read this before my last episode.

SPEAKER_00

Check an upcoming episode. We're gonna do that.

SPEAKER_03

Right? We'll have a whole episode of just reading our comment. That might be entertaining.

SPEAKER_01

That'd be the shortest episode ever. It'd be three comments of you guys suck, and one and three of old girl going, hey guys, maybe you should think about doing this and stop talking over each other.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Or that one when this happened was funny. Do more of that.

SPEAKER_01

Six episodes later. Guys, are you not reading the comments? Right.

SPEAKER_03

Come back. The most common comment. Please tell Duke to stop talking about politics.

SPEAKER_01

Right? For real. Yeah, the the most popular one. He's the black one, right? Um are you guys are either of you guys gonna watch it? Welcome to Derry.

SPEAKER_00

I have contemplated it. It's a TV series with like the origins of Pennywise or some shit.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, that's that is.

SPEAKER_00

But I think it's like flashbacks and flash forwards and stuff, right?

SPEAKER_01

That's the impression that I got. Same thing.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. I just saw Trailer Friday for the first two movies.

SPEAKER_01

No, it's completely different. I don't think so, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's a good one. But I just in my YouTube in my YouTube feed, I just see that they're doing the breakdown of the first episode. So I was curious because I know like I I saw it pop up.

SPEAKER_03

I and because it's Halloween, I thought they were just promoting to watch the first two parts. I didn't I didn't know it was an actual new show. Because I I have to ask, look, I see it and I tune out. It was like, oh, another it's like yeah, I know that the movie it's Halloween. You know, you know how it is, they promote Friday the 13th and not around Elm Street. So but yeah, I I I don't think I'm all that interested in it. I'm not saying no yet. I I need yeah, I need to do some more research on that one.

SPEAKER_01

Uh well there you go. So now you know it's a new show.

SPEAKER_03

But obviously, I'll have to go back and rewatch parts one and two because I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think I never watched one the second one.

SPEAKER_03

No spoilers.

SPEAKER_01

Right. Darth Vader's Luke's father. Oh, never mind. Lou's not interested. Because Pennywise is the same. It's still Bill. Your boy Bill.

SPEAKER_03

Y'all let y'all let me know how that was. How that is. Did y'all ever watch The Crow?

SPEAKER_00

No, I as we were just giving you shit about Bill, I'm like, oh, I wonder if the Crow's streaming somewhere. I should go watch that. It's gotta be, right? Gotta be.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, maybe it's not a flash forward and flashback. Yeah, on IMDB, the description is in 1962, a couple with their son moved to Derry Maine just as a young boy disappears with their arrival. Very bad things begin to happen in the town. It's on SARS. The impression that I got was that I thought it was like a guy come almost kind of like the movie It where he comes back and then they go back to stuff happening. But I guess it's just gonna be all set in the 60s.

SPEAKER_03

So it's not just an origin, well, not an origin story.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

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Yeah.

Halo Remake, Twitch Schemes, And Sign-Off

SPEAKER_03

At least the 60s story. Because it wasn't it every 20, 25 years, 27 years, 20 something years. Yeah. It's funny. Okay. Uh yeah, um, I'm likely not. Uh the crow, I'm still not interested. It's like, do I want to watch Jared Leto's Joker as the Crow? Not really.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, if I find it, I'll watch it for you. I'll let you know. Yeah, I think it's on stars. I don't think I have stars. I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

It's on stars. Duke, did you watch it? The crow?

SPEAKER_01

No, H I see HBO Max. Oh. Alright. The poster on the IMDB page shows HBO Max. Sorry, Lou, what was that? Oh, did you watch the crow, bro? Oh the crow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, you did too.

SPEAKER_01

What?

SPEAKER_03

The crow.

SPEAKER_01

No, I haven't seen it. I didn't watch it. I did I download it? Maybe. Let me see.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Whoever whichever one of y'all watches it could give the report back and see if it's worth the day.

SPEAKER_01

Uh okay. I do have it downloaded. 58% on TMTV. FKA Twiggs is the main character. Huh.

SPEAKER_00

That's a chick that was married to uh Sam Whitwicky. And he abused her. Rude. I don't know. But uh she was married or dating um fucking Shia LaBeouf. Yeah. And like she like sued him for I don't know if it was like rape or just abuse in general. I don't know how her name is FKA Twigs, and I I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

I stopped listening to people when they start calling themselves that by the Transformers character, like one of his girlfriends in Transformers.

SPEAKER_00

No, this is for real life. I just couldn't think of his for real life name. Sam Whitwicky, that kid from holes.

SPEAKER_01

You could do it! Do it!

SPEAKER_00

Do you not have that on your soundboard, Jack? No, I keep having like thought I'm like, oh, I need this for the soundboard. And then Sunday comes and I never got around to him. You don't sit for every computer at least once uh I don't see uh limit yet, so okay.

SPEAKER_01

The important part is that he's used I'll just have to I guess I just have to bring back the board that I bought him because I'd actually use it.

SPEAKER_00

Told you I don't have enough USB ports on this janky ass computer.

SPEAKER_03

They make USB extensions like ports or you could buy it a USB high. I got a I got a one to four sitting right here.

SPEAKER_01

Are you using it?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I got I got a camera, a light, uh an external hard drive, and a mouse. What's it called? Dongle? Is that the what the mouse and keyboard thing is called? I think it's called a dongle. So yeah. I think I have a second oh never mind. So I have a second one, but it requires uh like a power outlet.

SPEAKER_01

You gotta plug that one in and it doesn't get a power from I'll get one for him before we before I come down in December. So then he then he doesn't have an excuse anymore. I didn't realize I was just gonna have to buy him a whole new fucking computer. Yeah, but I'd appreciate that. Just to use the splendor. That's over the next four years, it's just gonna be replacing piece by piece. Well, now I can't do this. Okay, fine, Jack. I'll buy you a new monitor. Now I can't do this. I'll give you a producer credit on the podcast. You don't even have to pay to the Patreon. You just uh all right, boys. Now we're rambling and we're at an hour 30. So we'll be back down to an hour 20 here, 15. Yeah. Thank you for watching. We didn't even get into what's happening next week. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for listening, guys. We do have to get back in the group of things.

SPEAKER_03

Next week you'll hear about uh Monday's tomorrow's secret movie.

SPEAKER_01

Yep. Yeah. And maybe I'll do the holiday trailers. Maybe I'll get some classic, maybe I'll put together some classic holiday trailers and we can talk about, you know, uh since we're coming up on the holidays now.

SPEAKER_03

Like classic, like like Elf and Nightmare Before Christmas and shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. I don't know. We'll see. Now I know I can well now I know I can share the screen and we can talk about it while the trailer plays in the background.

SPEAKER_00

That is you know, that is true.

SPEAKER_01

So we like we're up to 3K everything. Yeah. Oh, that'd be cool. Um that'll be that'll be when we start streaming. Um yeah, real quick, Halo. Yeah, the Halo is supposed to have four player co ops. So are we all in on this? Are we gonna is this gonna be our entrance into um Okay? Fine. Jack, is this gonna be our entrance into Twitch? Luke Luke can watch us on Twitch. I will watch

SPEAKER_03

I was never really into Halo.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no. So what what all three of us will be on there and Lou will just be commentating? What the fuck is this? The fuck is that? Yeah. Why would be a lot of things?

SPEAKER_01

Why do they all have birthday hats? What's with all the confetti when you give them headshots? I don't understand.

SPEAKER_03

Dude, for real.

SPEAKER_01

Why do you guys suck at driving that Jeep thing? Because it fucking sucks. How many times is it going to take for you to get over this, get off of this to take to the jump and save yourself? That'd be the first one. Because Gears of War hasn't come out on the PlayStation 5 yet. Yeah. Oh yeah. It has. But Halo is like the last one. Well, it's only two players. So. But we can talk about that next week because I don't think Halo is coming out until early next year. Yeah. But thanks for listening. Wait. Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, there actually is a new Halo game coming out.

SPEAKER_00

It's a reactor. They're remaking the original with the Unreal Engine.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's cool. So it's sexy as fuck.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I was going to say that. See, I would watch that. I wouldn't play it because I just don't didn't. Like I said, I tried Halo.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I'm saying, dude. No. We'll play. You fucking commentate. It's going to be amazing. Yep. I'll wear a bikini and shit. We're going to take over Twitch.

SPEAKER_01

We'll do a hot tub stream. Uh we'll we'll put it up on Jack's big screen in the backyard. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Okay then.

SPEAKER_01

That I'll do. Lou was like, wait a second. I didn't realize this was all the detail. Had I known this, I would not have objected to this.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I would not have objected.

SPEAKER_00

He's like, wait, let me get my controller.

SPEAKER_01

I'll join you guys in a minute.

SPEAKER_03

Let me back up.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, you guys didn't say there was a hot tub involved.

SPEAKER_03

I I have I have reconsidered.

SPEAKER_01

Lou's gonna be 10 minutes in. Guys, why is this hot tub so hot? Because it's a fucking hot tub, Lou. Oh. Oh my goodness. I'm sweating and I don't like it.

SPEAKER_03

You're like one of those who takes a hot shower and the water's all hot.

SPEAKER_01

All right. Now we've I'll go to bed.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. We have officially dropped the show. I need a cold shower and then I'll go to bed.

SPEAKER_03

Well, look at it at us. I need to get it. Peace, everybody.

SPEAKER_00

We'll see you in a week. Seven days.

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