Vaguely Inconsistent
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Vaguely Inconsistent
Trade Deadlines And Dumb Calls; Sports, Screens, And Silliness
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The night starts at a Raiders game with a crowded team store, cheap seats, and the kind of crowd that screams “first time here.” From there we get honest about roster reality: if your competitive window is more than three years out, do you flip elite talent for first-rounders now, or cling to the fantasy that you’re a player away at 20 positions? We debate the Steelers’ need for a real WR2, the Vikings’ true priorities (corners and line depth over splashy edges), and whether the Raiders should cash in while Max’s value is at its peak. We stack our read against the rumor mill and ask the only deadline question that matters—what’s the timeline, and are your moves aligned with it?
Then we pivot to screens and surprises. A fresh theater run of Back to the Future hits differently across generations, a boxing biopic beats expectations, and our queue swells with Star Wars Visions, Monkey Man, and Sisu. We also talk trailer traps, why official channels matter, and how to filter out the repost grift without losing the thrill of discovery. Somewhere in the middle of all that, a stray cat wanders into the yard, gets a bath without drawing blood, and earns a name—Void—proving that the best stories sometimes choose you.
Between plans for DesignerCon, Disneyland weekends, and the Sphere’s wizardry, we round out with real talk on 911 work: empathy, compartmentalization, and how humor keeps people afloat. It’s sports logic for messy seasons, movie love for late nights, and the kind of friendship that turns random Mondays into running jokes and small rituals. Hit play, ride the chaos, and tell us your boldest trade move or most surprising recent watch. If you’re new here, follow the show, share it with a friend, and drop a review so we know what to argue about next.
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I reject your reality and replace it with my own. I don't talk to stranger. That's fucking weird. That's another reason you wouldn't make a good a good nine one one operator. Hello? Hi, this is Lou. Never mind. Can I get your digits? I got your digits. You sound white. Does that make I don't know? Let me run your driver's license real quick. Yeah, you sexy. Take a good can I change your name to Karen? I prefer the name Karen. We talked about your head. How many managers have you yelled at this week? I'm about to get into a story. Hang on, let me start the podcast.
SPEAKER_01:Storytime. Yeah, let me hit record before uh before we get into this. So let me make sure that's a good thing. When you go to Raiders games, um, if it's a team that nobody wants to see play, like the Jacksonville Jaguars, I'm pretty sure tickets are cheap as hell. So you get a bunch of people that are um they haven't been outside ever. That's if they have been, they're not the kind of people that should be outside. So yeah.
SPEAKER_02:That was Lou's like, I haven't left the house all day. Well, I left the house before. There you go.
SPEAKER_01:So I'm like, okay, like every time we go to the game, we go to the store first, right? Just to check. Wife wants something sparkly or some shit, right? Even though she still wears the same shirt to every game. I don't blame her. She gets compliments like it's a goddamn Roosevelt every time. Um but I'm like, oh cool, maybe they'll have the the new Star Wars shirts, right? They sure enough did. Um, so I'm like, okay, cool. We get a discount, season ticket holders. So whatever, I'll buy it. There's like a 10-ish minute wait in line, and you can just tell that these people have never been to a Raiders game before. They're just buying like armfuls of like ginty jerseys and shit. Armfuls. And Lou's just over there cursing their cursing their lives if Lou's still here. He looks so serious right now.
SPEAKER_02:He's still he's waiting for the he's waiting for his thumbnail to update. There we go.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, y'all froze. What happened?
SPEAKER_02:Nope, you froze. You froze. And you know what?
SPEAKER_00:That's that's what you can get for trying to move the spaces around because you guys were in the wrong spot on my screen. So I had to move you around. As soon as I did it, that's when it went down. But I was like, I I cannot know. Tonight we missed. I was like, jacked. Tonight we're in reverse Oreo and do in my book.
SPEAKER_01:All right, we'll make sure we fix that before we start recording next time, then. But anyways, um, a bunch of people in the store. Uh, you can tell they've never been there because they all had armfuls of ginty jerseys. Lou's favorite raider. He didn't do horrible today.
SPEAKER_00:No, he did, he didn't. He did he did, you know, way better than last game six for 20 years.
SPEAKER_02:We stayed through or six or seven. Literally, literally when the game got exciting when you left. Yeah. I checked that shit at halftime on like 6'9. 6'9, 6'9, 6'9. Nice. And then you're like, I left in the third quarter and I went and I checked the stat line. I'm like, oh, that's when everything got everything got wild. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Right. We've never left early, but when we do, it almost goes into double overtime. But the Raiders think they're better than they are and think they can score a two-point conversion.
SPEAKER_00:I mean.
SPEAKER_01:Clearly they haven't been watching this season.
SPEAKER_00:Come on, Giants. We're only on we got the fourth pick right now. So we need to move up.
SPEAKER_01:But at least Gino only threw one interception, so I guess he's getting better.
SPEAKER_00:I mean, the Raiders did score almost um terrible.
SPEAKER_02:Real quick, the trade the um the trade deadline's coming up. So how do you guys feel about your teams as far as if they're gonna sort of looking at trading Jacoby?
SPEAKER_01:I haven't seen anything like solid, like what they want for him. Sorry, you think they're gonna be sellers?
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah. Well, you're a bad team, you're a seller. No good team is selling.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Unless you're selling the bigger. Well, that's what I was asking. Like I mean, hey, we have a third stringer who's actually pretty good. Some other team might want him. Okay, fine. Other than that, I mean, the Vikings. Uh oh, let's take take each of y'all. What do you think? Like, uh, Duke, do you think the Viking what do the Vikings need? If they're they're in they're in the race now.
SPEAKER_02:Corner. They need another corner. Yeah. They need another corner and maybe another offensive lineman, like a backup offensive lineman. I I think those would be the only two needs that they would be able to get right now at reasonable prices. Anything else that they would want, like the nice to have, uh, they'd probably cost too much.
SPEAKER_00:So the Raiders, they're they the the question the question for the players would be who are they willing to lose besides Jacoby Mike?
SPEAKER_01:So they're not giving up Max. So what else do they have? Here's the thing. They're not going to give up Brock yet, because he's still doing good for him. He ain't he's up to the city. So he's still under his rookie contract, too.
SPEAKER_00:I would be more on how far how far out do the Raiders think they are years-wise before their competitive team. Because if it's not for three or four more years, then you absolutely get rid of Max for some first-round draft picks and start over. Because by the time you are good in three or four years, he'll be past his prime. So that's how you have to look at it. Is is are the Raiders like, nah, man, we're gonna be all right next year? Okay, then you keep all your main people. But if it's like, yeah, we're gonna be good in 2030, it's like, well, then why the hell would you keep Max and waste them there when you can get at least two first-round draft picks?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, his his uh draft price is never gonna be higher than it is right now.
SPEAKER_00:And if there's a team that that needs an edge, it can only it can only be I'm not sure the top, you know, 12 teams who needs an edge is probably I don't have in front of me. It's probably a lot of them, but if somebody has the draft capital to give up for Max, you absolutely present that to the Raiders, knowing the Raiders aren't gonna be good for a while. But again, it's what does the Raiders organization think? Do they think they're gonna be good soon? And if so, then yeah, you don't touch that. They always think a lot of teams. It's like they don't they don't accept that. It's like, no, no, we're just uh uh we're uh we're just a position away. And like, we're just a player away. I'm like, yeah, you are just a player again, you're a player away. One more, one more player, we're good. We need one more player in all 22 positions, and we're there. Um that's all it takes, except for tight end and edge. So other than that, the other 20 players to be replaced. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. Pittsburgh's simple. Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh needs a wide receiver. So according to ES Giants, Giants don't do anything. They're they're they're one of those we're rebuilding. Uh, you know, you get rid of Saquon, you get rid of um some players over the last couple years. They know they're rebuilding. They know Jackson Dark's their future quarterback, they know Scattaboo's their future running back. Um they'll draft uh some corners uh uh they're in the draft. So they're gonna be all right. So the Giants, I would say, don't need anything, don't do anything, don't give up anybody. Uh they're actually building up will be fine in a couple years. It's it's the Steelers that if they expect to compete. I know they just beat the best team in football today um in the Colts. Uh that was a fluke. Um, and I'm aware of that. But if they want to at least win a playoff game, they need to get a second receiver. I don't I mean, I don't know what Jacoby Myers' price tag is, Jalen Waddell's price tag is, you know, these teams that aren't going anywhere, go take their number one receiver and see what happens. But they gave up so much already, I don't know if they have any capital to get a receiver. So, whatever.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, let's see. Um real quick, so ESPN posted their uh NFL trade deadline stuff that they've heard, whatever, whatever. Uh for the Steelers, their projected first-round draft pick is 19, and the chance to make for them to make the playoffs is 54.5%. Uh it said that they're adding. They need wide receiver. Um already said that. Let's see.
SPEAKER_01:Give me something new, ESPN.
SPEAKER_02:And they and they said who could be targeted waiter Raiders wide receiver to Kobe Myers.
SPEAKER_01:So damn it, Lou. Do you work for ESPN? I thought you lost your job.
SPEAKER_00:You're doing some freelancers.
SPEAKER_02:And they said that uh they could be moving Darius Slate.
SPEAKER_00:Does that sound like he hasn't done shit? He's on his 15 for a reason.
SPEAKER_02:Um, let's see. Huh. Excuse me. Um, let's see. Do, do, do. New York Giants. Let's just talk about them real quick. Chance to make the playoffs 5%. Draft spot right now would be 10. Um, let's see. Position of need inside linebacker.
SPEAKER_00:Their edges are okay. Tackle's okay. Yeah, I would say linebacker is not a terrible choice. But again, that's not a that's not a trade situation. That's a draft situation. Inside linebacker and corn.
SPEAKER_02:And they said that offensive line offensive tackle, Evan Neal would be the most likely to be on the move.
SPEAKER_00:Uh, probably.
SPEAKER_02:They said that uh who could be targeted? 49ers wide receiver, Juwan Jennings. That would be dumb.
SPEAKER_00:You got you got Malik Neighbors coming back. Slayton's fine. You draft somebody because you're gonna get a good enough pick to draft a top receiver next year if you don't go ILB. So I would not waste a draft capital going after Juwan Jennings. Not even consider.
SPEAKER_02:Let's see. Come on. Why are you not moving down? Damn it. Yes, Jim.
SPEAKER_00:I asked that about her.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, wait.
SPEAKER_02:Nipples are fine, ma'am. Keep going down. Ooh. Wow. Okay. The Minnesota Vikings chance to make the playoffs for 0.8%. But that was before today's game. So this was from a couple days ago. 4.8% to make the playoffs. So the Giants actually have a better shot of making the playoffs than. But I think that's just their vision, right? Because you could, I mean, I could easily see two teams coming out of the NFC North again into the playoffs, which means the third team's gonna get.
SPEAKER_00:I don't know, man. They it might be. But the problem is the NFC West is gonna compete for one of those spots. Because the NFC West and NFC North, everybody else is getting one. But the NFC East and NFC uh NFC West rather, NFC North, uh, that's gonna be a struggle. Three spots for five, five, six teams.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Yeah. Right right now, according to NFL.com, if the playoffs started today, there would be the Seahawks, the Rams, and the 49ers from the NFC West, uh, would be in the playoffs. Eagles and Bucks from South and East, and then Packers and Lions from uh North. I can't believe the Bills would be a fifth seed if they if they're gonna be. Yeah. Um let's see. Uh for them, they're gonna start according to DSPN, the Vikings just stand pat. Uh key position and need edge rusher. I don't know if I agree with that. I think that they're I think corner and I think offensive line are both bigger needs than an edge rusher, especially now that Van Ginkel's back.
SPEAKER_00:Like all you gotta do is double him and you're getting no pressure from the other side. Uh which which makes your defensive backs vulnerable. So if your defensive backs are vulnerable, then it makes it look like, oh, we need a D B. No, you don't. If you had an edge that could put pressure on, your DBs could hold up. I mean, obviously it works all together.
SPEAKER_02:But they I mean, Grenard is like one of the best players on the team. And he's the other edge, right? But it's uh it's not good enough, though.
SPEAKER_00:You you think that's good enough?
SPEAKER_02:Uh today it was good enough.
SPEAKER_00:You know what? If they can do that consistently two more weeks, then fine. But I nobody's nobody has trusted the Detroit Lions this year is the problem. Something's wrong with that team this year. Especially defensively. What the hell?
SPEAKER_02:They felt uh no. This is whatever ESPN. Who could be targeted? Falcons quarterback Kirk Cousins.
SPEAKER_00:Or Minnesota?
SPEAKER_02:No.
SPEAKER_00:No. That is Yeah. That's a yeah, wasn't he already there? Um that's no, that's a hell no.
SPEAKER_02:Uh and who could be on the move would be the Vikings third wide receiver, Jalen Naylor.
SPEAKER_00:So I um I don't think that's a good move.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I I think they just stand pat unless they get something, you know.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Unless you're gonna be able to get the same. I mean, again, it's gonna be the same.
SPEAKER_02:You know, it's gonna be the same as it always is. They're gonna be yeah. But also it's gonna be the same bullshit. They're gonna be good enough to get a shitty draft pick, but not good enough to actually do anything in the playoffs. But I I thought I was super satisfied with with what JJ McCarthy did today. Like, I I didn't expect him to blow the doors off, and he did exactly what he needed to do. So I was very happy with that. Considering it was his first full game in like two months. And real quick for the Vegas, uh rate us. Chance to make the playoffs 1.0%. Yes. Your predicted first round draft pick is number five. Uh key position of need, wide receiver. I like how they're like key position of need is wide receiver, especially if they trade a wide receiver. Like, what the f what if they trade a wide receiver, they're going to need a wide receiver. Crazy how they don't know shit. Uh Jack, how do you feel about this? Who could be who could be targeted? Dolphins quarterback two or TangloVio.
SPEAKER_01:No, I'll I'll keep Gino. It's fine.
SPEAKER_00:Honestly. What about talking out of the G over to it?
SPEAKER_02:Uh currently, today, as of right now, according to the website, Tankathon.com, the Giants have the fifth pick. Uh Raiders have the seventh pick. Minnesota's got the fifteenth pick, and Pittsburgh's got the 20th pick. So exciting stuff. But yeah, with uh with it coming down to the line, man, it'll it'll be interesting to see. We'll have I'm sure we'll have one plenty to talk about next week, right? Or nothing, I guess. Or nothing. Yeah. Obviously, is just stunned at uh He's stun froze. Oh, there he goes.
SPEAKER_01:We don't need a big computer. And he's out. Wow. He said, fuck this podcast.
SPEAKER_06:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01:I want to do my own podcast. I'm gonna do my own podcast. Balls be looking like Duke's face after.
SPEAKER_02:Whoa, whoa, sir. Hey, just because two of us in this podcast can grow a full beard. Patchy McTrunck and Patterson over there.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you've been trying for fucking twenty years since I met. But again, on a spiritual level.
SPEAKER_02:Getting our souls in sync with each other. Woo-sah. Woo-sah. What? That's a that's some 911 shit, right? They're like, okay, we if you're that's like a training set. That's your uh therap, that's your 911 uh therapist.
SPEAKER_04:Like, okay, if you need to if you need to woosa harkate harkate.
SPEAKER_02:Actually, that's uh that actually almost sounds like something that would be a backup thing for Muller Rom to say.
SPEAKER_01:No, actually, it was from the love guru. Oh that was his uh his little greeting when he was the fight.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Yeah. You really will watch every anything, I will.
SPEAKER_01:I will. It does. I'm like, I'm bored, let's watch this horrible movie. But I never watched werewolves, so fuck both you guys.
SPEAKER_04:Oh shit.
SPEAKER_01:Uh how you guys doing? Yep. In anticipation for that, we started watching um, we watched Now You See Me Tonight. My money is on it being the third one. It's been like 13, 15 years since the last one. They need some water mouth for it.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, what are you talking about? What's it? COVID, COVID got you fucking strung up, boy. You're like, it's the last one it was 35 years ago. It's daylight savings. I'm out. When do you think the last Zombieland movie came out, Jack? Jesus. The second one? Yes. 2015. Uh all right, so the first Now You See Me came out in 2013. So 12 years ago. Yeah. Uh let's see. Now you see me too came out in 2016.
SPEAKER_01:Like nine years. Yeah. Nine years. That's forever ago. Whatever. Nine fifteen, it's all about the same. All right. When do you think Zombieland came out?
SPEAKER_02:The first one? Yeah. 2002. Louis Closest, 2009. When do you think the sequel came out? 15. 19.
SPEAKER_01:Damn. That's not new? Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't realize it was that new.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I thought it came out forever ago. Dang. I was dating so-and-so then.
SPEAKER_02:Sadly for Jack, it's always wifey. You can't even there's not even like a tight you can't even like break it up at any witness. The only breakup that you can have is how many kids did I have? Right?
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Is it something you had to get a babysitter for? Or did I see it at a matinee, or did I actually see it on Friday night? Exactly.
SPEAKER_04:Oh shit.
SPEAKER_01:So yeah, so my money's on it being the third one, so it's the second one to my. I don't either. Maybe. Let's see. Not a bad gamble. Shit, is it still playing? Oh yep. Roofman. Begonia. Bologna. The one that you thought you were gonna see? Yes. I wasn't mad we saw the one we saw though. You know how bitches are. Because she has good genes. Lou. Yeah, she has good jeans. Because she has good jeans. Yeah. No, sometimes bitches just haters. Just for no reason. I mean, I don't think she's seen her in a lot. Like we watched her in um White Lotus. Yeah, Madame Webb. Like we've seen some stuff with her. I mean and honestly, she's not an impressive actress, right? She's there, she's blonde, she has big tits. So correct. No. So when I saw the trailers for Christy, which which is what we saw last week, it was Christy, the boxing movie. Um I was watching those trailers and I'm like, oh, so she just wants to prove she's more than a set of tits, right? Like she can act. It'll probably be a horrible movie. She won't be naked, but it's like based on a true story, so it'll be mid. But it was actually really good. I super enjoyed it. Nope.
SPEAKER_06:Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, the transporter only brought me over in my bra and panties.
SPEAKER_06:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I agree. Oh, 100%. No. I would have cut it on streaming, probably for sure. The trailers were entertaining enough, but no, I wouldn't have gone to see it. Nope. At all. It's not even out yet. Anyway, did it? Let's see. I don't think it's out. It comes out this Friday. It comes out this Friday. Right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Super enjoyed it. Um, I definitely recommend it. If it's a Tuesday movie, honestly, it's worth a matinee. Honestly. If you want to watch an entertaining movie, it is worth your money.
SPEAKER_02:Dude, and she was actually like a like a real badass. Like, you see, like, if you watch like old clips of her on like YouTube or whatever.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, see, I wanted to. After that, I'm a couple of you go look at her for real fights.
SPEAKER_02:Because they had her motion bitches out. Yeah, and then she did. She was fucking wrecking. She used to wreck fools. Because these girls were like, oh, like they would she like brought like a whole different aspect of like women's boxing that didn't exist before her. I don't get that.
SPEAKER_01:You paid five dollars. Watch a movie. You got something better to do for two hours? Where else are you getting two hours of entertainment for five dollars? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Dude, there are so many movies coming out this upcoming Friday. Like just a whole variety of movies.
SPEAKER_01:It's ridiculous.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, there's something. It looks like there's like what 24, 28 movies that are all coming out? At least on Fandango, like as far as like listed movies that are premiering on Friday. It's crazy. Die My Love, Christy. Um I wish you all the best. I think that's um Robert Pattison and Batman and Katniss. Yeah. Um nobody. Yeah, there's Bad Lamp Predators coming out.
SPEAKER_01:Um yeah, it's just crazy how there's this cool thing called a group chat, and you can just text it to us and we remember I was asleep. Or just type it up, switch away from there, and then when you wake up, send it. I'm not gonna say I do that sometimes, but sometimes. Sometimes.
SPEAKER_02:The running man? The running man comes out on the 14th.
SPEAKER_01:The trailers have gotten better. If he doesn't kick that grenade at him in the elevator shaft, I'm gonna be pissed.
SPEAKER_02:Is it uh is it bad that I'm more excited about the sequel to Sisu coming out on the same day as Wicked for Good than I am about Wicked for Good? Sisu 2 is gonna be great. I might go see that one on Friday. You say Sisu? Cisu. S-I-F-U.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's the one that we saw. No, it's um Oh, I don't think you got the trailer for it, Lou. It's like the it's a fucking revenge porn film. Like his family. I I read about the first one. His family got like locked up in like some Soviet uh internment.
SPEAKER_04:And then murdered his family.
SPEAKER_01:Was that and then um so then it's the second one, he just keeps killing more people. Yeah. In better ways. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's a reasonable, but you know, it's John Wick.
SPEAKER_02:Sees you is a 2022 historical action thriller film. Um, let's see. Plot. In late 1944, during the Lapland War, uh, this dude lives alone with his horse and dog while he goes and looks for gold.
SPEAKER_01:Put it on your trailer list, D, and then Lou will have to watch it. Yep.
SPEAKER_02:Alright. I'll put both on there. I'll put both.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, put both on there for funsies. Yep, yeah, yep.
SPEAKER_02:Monkey Man. Monkey Man. The one with Dev Patel. An anonymous young man unleashes a campaign of vengeance against the corrupt leaders who murdered his mother and continue to systematically victimize the poor and powerless. Uh corrupt leaders. So his his mom died. No, no. His his mom, his mom gets killed, and then he goes, he ends up in like a convent type thing, like uh a monastery, and one of the guys in the monastery basically teaches him to be a badass.
SPEAKER_01:Uh yes, because I keep seeing it on my save lists, and I don't think I bought it. Captain America over there. I'll put that on my list. Oh, the informant, that is streaming. I've seen it though. Oh, the amateur, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh Monkey Man is streaming on amateur, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one was pretty good. I went to go see that in the theater. Monkey Man is on the Hulu. Amateur's on Hulu.
SPEAKER_02:Uh and Monkey Man is part of Peacock, it looks like.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Monkey Man's on Peacock. Otherwise, you can rent it, it looks like. Yeah, watching Lou write in a notebook is so much more excited than seeing Sisu 2 trailer. Watching Lou. Watching Lou become Memento is like never?
SPEAKER_01:Well, we'll have to do that at some point.
SPEAKER_02:We'll have to do that at some point. We'll have to go through like the IMDB or AFI's top 100 and do our like embarrassing movies, the ones that we haven't seen. You even act like you see Godfather? You didn't see that. You never seen Titanic? It's kind of That was the biggest shit in the world, then. I was excited to go see it, and then I saw that it surpassed Star Wars, and now fuck that movie. Fuck Avatar, fuck Titanic, fuck Avatar, fuck Endgame. I ain't even seen Endgame. Fuck that shit. I don't even know what happened. What happened? The snap happened, and then the rest of it was just terrible secret invasion. I don't even know what that was about. You're not wrong. By the way, that trailer lied to you, none of that stuff happened, Luke. It's really an action adventure movie. It's got a white girl in it, though, Lou. Yep.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, hey, really?
SPEAKER_02:Alright, fine. I have now I have to look up how old was Snow White in 1937. 37? I think in 1977.
SPEAKER_01:I'm sorry. Wow. Understandable, understandable. Like white people in it.
SPEAKER_02:Real quick. Yeah. Um the original Snow White from the Hans Christian Anderson. From from the Grim Brothers version was seven. Even Walt Disney when even when Walt Disney used this tale for the 1937 Disney film Snow White and the Seven Doors, the emphasis for casting Snow White was based on her sounding young. I'll never specify in the film there's evidence that she was intended to be 14 years old. So how old was Snow White when she finally woke from her slumber and married the prince? That part is unspecified, but the Gern Brother version states Snow White lay there in the coffin a long, long time. Let us hope for her sake that it was long enough for her to reach both physical and mental maturity and that she was able to make an informed choice of her own free will.
SPEAKER_03:I just love the way that sentence is phrased.
SPEAKER_01:Maybe the dwarves are in there working them for her. Like when you're in a coma and the nurses come in and they move your arms and your legs and shit. That part was cut out of the movie.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, one of them is named Doc. Lady and the Tramp, The Rescuers, Five goes uh Five what Five Goes West. American Tale. Oh. I was just doing animated movies. That was all. Aristacats? Yeah, Aristacats, yeah. Somebody's about to be real mad at you, Lou. 101 Dalmatian.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, 101 Dalmatians has racist cats. But Aristacats does too. They have the black cats. I think that's um That's a 101 Dalmatians. Dalmatians, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So we have Snow White and the Seven Doors, Pinocchio, Fantasia. Lou, Fantasia. Fantasia Downhousen. Dumbo. Um three Calib Caliberos. Song of the South, Lou's favorite movie. Lou has the storyboards tattooed on his back. Lou just no. Lou has the recreation of the original Splash Mountain on his back. Just the ride. Get you, Br'er Fox. And every single time, old girl's like, every single time is everything, every single time it's always Lou, how come you got Splas Mountain on your back, but I'm the one that gets wet? Alright. The adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad. Yeah. Disney rights. Yeah. Ichabod is the original Headless Horror. And I still don't it has nothing to do with the movie. Mr. Toad doesn't even die in that shit. Yeah. And Ichabod is just based on the um Headless Horseman, Sleepy Hollow. Cinderella with Johnny Depp. Cinderella. Uh Alice in Wonderland. Sleepy Muty. Peter Pan. Peter Pan. Um Sword and the Stone. The Jungle Book. The Rescue. Uh let's see. Uh the Pete's Dragon. Fox and the Hound. Black Cauldron.
SPEAKER_01:I'm a fox.
SPEAKER_02:The Great Mouse Detective. Who framed Roger Rabbit? I I just l I just did a search of animated movies, and since it's an there's some part of it that's animated, I'm guessing that's why it's on this list.
SPEAKER_01:Mary Poppins? Yep, Mary Poppins. Mary Poppins Return has uh Homegirl in it.
SPEAKER_02:Um then we get into modern and then we kind of get into the more modern ones, which is whatever. So you did pretty good then. I don't I don't think you there's too many on that list. Or Snow White in Pinocchio. You'd be alright. Yeah, you're gonna do man. Lou, you're so critical of yourself.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, don't be so hard on yourself, Lou. Yeah, Lou.
SPEAKER_02:Let us be hard on you every time we see you. Lou was gonna get all serious, and all of a sudden he heard me go hard on. He's like, wait, what? Huh? Um speaking of animation, uh, did you guys watch Visions yet? No. It might be a tomorrow thing. Really? I'm ahead, I'm ahead of you guys. Like I haven't seen all of them, but yeah. Especially on a Star Wars thing, because usually you guys are like I will say that uh the stuff that I've seen so far, uh pretty fucking awesome. Like is it better than two?
SPEAKER_01:I wasn't super impressed with. Season two.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Uh I have seen. Give me one second. Let me let me season one was amazing. Oh, you know what? It says I never even watched season two. Did I not watch season two? Oh, you didn't watch season two?
SPEAKER_01:Wow.
SPEAKER_02:I might not watch season two. It doesn't uh it's not marked as me watching it, so right?
SPEAKER_01:Duke's like, dang, it's been forever since I've seen some visions. Yeah, because you skipped the whole season.
SPEAKER_02:So I watched uh the dual payback, the song of four wings, and the ninth Jedi, and all three of them have been all three of them were really solid. I I enjoyed all three of them.
SPEAKER_01:Very, very different, but also like yeah, I'll put it on my list for tomorrow. Yeah. Hell yeah. Right. The negative ones still slip through the algorithm, though. The negative opinions, they still slip through the algorithm. Let me uh I enjoyed it for what it was. It wasn't like super memorable, but Blade Knight was or yeah, Blade Knight was cool as hell. So it's Moon Knight Blade. And it looks like Marshall. Yeah, no, he's he's uh he's a human. Yeah, he's still Blade, but Consu took him over because uh Mark Specter got killed. So Kanchu's like, ah, I need a new vessel, so he picked Blade. It is very badass. Because Blade's smartassness, and conju is I don't give a fuck about people-ness.
SPEAKER_02:Uh just as an FY, or just I looked it up, Rotten Tomatoes, uh, volume three of Star Wars Vision Visions is it a hundred percent right now? On 16 reviews, critic reviews. Then volume two is also a hundred a hundred percent in and it's sixty all right. Hang on, let me go to season one. So season volume one. Volume one of Star Wars Visions was 96% on critic side, 66% on the um uh consumer side or the people, the people's fans are morons, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:It's the duel alone is worth giving the whole season a hundred percent. Because it wasn't gonna be better, so you just gotta accept what you get.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Volume two, uh hundred percent on the critics, sixty-one percent on the popcorn meter. Season three is also at a hundred percent from the critics and is at sixty-six percent. It has fewer than fifty ratings, though.
SPEAKER_01:So it must be like Star Wars haters like just voting on shit. So that doesn't seem right.
SPEAKER_02:The uh the first review for season three was a guy that gave it 1.5 out of five stars. It's not letting me open the full. It's not letting me open the whole review, though. Sorry about that.
SPEAKER_01:It didn't have enough Boa Fett versus Kylo Ren in it. I hate Star Wars. I hate a one Star Wars thing, so now I hate all of it. Haters. You just said it that click. They're just saving it for Groga, dude. Yeah. They're gonna they're gonna over it. I don't think it'll be like prequel level hype, but they're gonna ramp up. Uh come December, I bet. Star Starfighter? Yeah. Baby Goose. Mia Goth. It's after Jeddah, after it's after episode nine. Yeah. We'll see. Um we went to the theater last night to watch Back to the Future. Because the 40th anniversary. Because we all old as fuck. So afterwards, um my wife's like, you know, I've seen this, but I don't think I've ever paid attention to it. So I kind of enjoyed it. I'm like, how you w it's 40 years old. It's like you just like screwing off every time it was on or something. But it's in the theater, so she had to sit down and actually watch it. It's like I kind of enjoyed that. I'm like, crazy. Little one had to go to the bathroom. Yeah, no, I all four of us went. Little one's like, I hate Back to the Future. I'm like, you've never seen it. And then today all she could do is talk about it.
SPEAKER_06:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01:So well, because um when we got home from her baseball game yesterday, I'm pulling the driveway and um on the side of the wall where the gate is, I saw something like what the fuck is that? That was a motherfucking cat. So we brought him some food. He's like super affectionate. He came up to my oldest and just started rubbing on her. Bro had been rolling around some horse shit or something. I'm like, can we not rub on people when we're covered in horse shit, sir?
SPEAKER_02:Sir. No, we don't want to ruin the pool. Those Jack's Romeo cleaners are gonna be like the No, Jack's robot uh Jack's robot cleaners will send him text messages going, why are you dropping dookies in the pool, dude? What the fuck?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Yeah. Stop hating.
SPEAKER_02:Um he is like six-ish months old for sure.
SPEAKER_01:He's definitely less than a year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something. Yeah, because we took him to the vet this morning to scan him for a microchip, no microchip. He still has his balls, so I'm thinking he's just an outside cat. But he's super affectionate. I mean, like he'll let you pet him and pick him up, and after we decided he was gonna be ours. No. After we decided he's gonna be ours, we gave him a bath. And I've never given a cat a bath without bleeding profusely. He was mostly chill about it. You're not gonna call him 6'7 though. His his name is Void, because earlier in the earlier in the day, Oldus was like, next time we got a pet, I'm naming it. And then a pet happened to show up. So weird. She named him Void after the Thunderbolts. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Well, they're uh great. And she's like, and then her friend was like, is it okay if I roll it in horseshit before I leave it out in the backyard? Yeah, and make it more convincing. Yeah. Please do that so my dad. Please do that so my dad has to pick him up. By the way, I hate my dad. Your fart, your fart out there.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, next weekend. So next weekend, um, we have Designer Con that I wanted to go to because Roosevelt was going to be there. They backed out, but we'll still go. It's like some big huge art toy show thing, so it still looks kind of cool. Um, and it could end up being an annual thing depending on how it is. Um I think Laboo Boo's celebrating their 10th anniversary there or something too.
SPEAKER_02:No, there's a vet there's a f he was talking Jack's been talking about how busy he's gonna be next weekend because he's gonna do designer con and the right, yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:No, it's called Designer Con. And it's just like um art stuff, you know DKE toys, these guys that made my little Chewbacca Bluey, you know, they make like 100 for me of come on the fuck out of that thing. It was like almost a hundred dollars. I know. So um, but again, they only made like twenty of them, right? So um it it's a bunch of that. So it'll be cool, especially from our perspective for her. Yeah. She's usually in February-ish. It's like February or September, depending. Uh it's some there's a couple that come through town, but they haven't been very consistent since Rona. So it's hit or miss. Yeah. But yeah, so yeah, that's gonna be wicked or well, not wicked, um, Fallout. So, and that's actually Friday through Sunday. But Friday she still has school, she didn't want to miss school for it. So Friday night we're gonna do Designer Con. Saturday will be at Fallout. She doesn't like missing school. So that was an option I presented to her because they're letting uh they're opening Buffalo Bills for rooms, even though it's like a closed hotel. Um, but they're letting Buffalo Bills are saying, yeah, no, come and stay down here. But no, she didn't want to do that. I was like, we can. I don't mind, I guess. Saturday's when all the big um Fallout Vegas stuff is, so it's Friday night. It's like preview night. Because I ended up getting us uh VIP badges for Designer Con. Because I'm like, fuck yeah, Roosevelt. I need to get up in there. So we get Friday night. So yeah, right. Or maybe they're still going just on the DL. Yeah, maybe uh maybe uh BB Create will also be there. Actually, I think they are.
SPEAKER_02:I maybe. They were supposed to be a Rose City, so don't get your fucking hopes up.
SPEAKER_01:That dude that um makes my clone trooper gunship pins, he's gonna be there. So that'll be cool. Um but yeah, no, it's gonna be fucking busy. And then wife decided that her knee doesn't hurt bad enough that we're gonna go to Disneyland next weekend. Like after Fallout? No, that's next next weekend, two weekends from now. So this coming weekend's Disney, the weekend after You've been saying next weekend. So I don't.
SPEAKER_02:Stop. I can't be straight. They want accurate they want accurate scheduling information.
SPEAKER_01:It's not a spoiler if I forget.
SPEAKER_02:So they want to know where to find you to dox you.
SPEAKER_01:And if you're won't if I just forget shit, then I can't be held accountable for my actions because I'm dumb. It's Fallout and yeah. And then also mixed into that is um Duke's not interested, but Wicked is coming out the following week. So they're trying to figure out a time for all the girls to come over to watch the first one before they go see the new one. It's just all kinds of drama. And as of now, um wife has three showings. Oldest girls, because they're all gonna go and watch it together too.
SPEAKER_02:But wife has already bought tickets to three showings?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, so she has one on the 19th, 20th, and then I can finally go with them on the 22nd.
SPEAKER_04:I can finally go with them.
SPEAKER_01:It'll be their third time. It'll be my first time. She has it Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday. The 19th, 20th, and 22nd. Yeah, it's like some super premium extra early ticket or some shit. Yeah, and I think that's the one okay, that's the one at AMC, and they get a snow globe with it. Then on the 20th, they're gonna go down to the South Point for the Cinemark version, where they get a popcorn bucket, uh random mysterious keychain or a pen, a double-sided poster. I'm like you all three of them. My three. No, oldest and her friends are going on another day, like the 20th or something. A fourth time. 21st, yeah. I don't know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01:Chinowith. Kristen Chinowith. Right. Uh pretty dresses and songs. I mean, yeah. But what was her did we talk?
SPEAKER_02:Go ahead, Louise, sorry. Finish up.
SPEAKER_06:Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02:If it ain't already, right? Uh did we get the wifey's feedback on the sphere wizard of oz and all?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, she loved it. She's like, all four of us should go. I'm like, but you ain't nobody got no money for that. Shit. Real.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. We're gonna have to cancel our magic keys if we go to this. Yeah. Once.
SPEAKER_01:Ridiculous. Yeah, no, she loved it. They did not get an apple, so we had to order them. Um, so that's not a big deal. At least you can order them. Um yeah, so when they're walking down the brick road and they're like, oh, I'm hungry. Let's get some apples, and the trees start throwing apples at them. Apples fall from the ceiling. And they say like Wizard of Oz at the sphere on it and stuff. They're pretty cool. They're made out of foam, obviously, so nobody gets hurt. Just not where they were, it's not every section. So But you can buy from the Sphere Gift Shop. Only online, not actually at the sphere. Well that's what I meant. Like at the Sphere Gift Shop online.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:They do. They just didn't have the apples. I heard they recently started selling the apples after the show, so I don't know. Some of us are poor so we don't get to go. Yeah, afterwards. Yeah. No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure you can. I'm a poor.
SPEAKER_02:It's like Star Tours. I bet there's two entrances. There's the entrance that you can go in just to go to the the uh gift shop gift shop, because they're not gonna they still want people to buy shit. They're not just gonna be like, sorry, sir. You need to buy a few hundred dollars.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, with the big animatronic dinosaurs, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that'd be disgusting. That'd be gross. Yeah. Perverting for that person. Yeah, no. That's yeah, it's stupid.
SPEAKER_02:Anyone who did deserves to go to hell. Just saying twice. I mean, if they were already going to hell, I guess it wouldn't be that big of a deal. So who's gonna lead them?
SPEAKER_01:Shit, do we do anything else?
SPEAKER_02:They need another fucking traveling Star Wars show. We haven't seen uh costumes or story of myth or whatever in a long ass time. It's all going to the Lucas Museum. Yeah, I mean there used to be like two or three traveling shows that you could go and see the costumes and yeah, it was. Yeah, I went to the what was the Fashion Institute. Yeah. Yep, I remember that. I think I still have a poster from that. Yeah, I got like a book or I still got the Vader t-shirt. And then I did go see something at the uh California Science Center that was like it was like the uh the science of Star Wars, where they were like, how did they do how would Luke's land speeder actually work and that type of thing? And um of course then they had a bunch of costumes and stuff too, but they also had a bunch of the models, like the scale models and everything.
SPEAKER_01:Actually, I think I just hung up one of the prints from that. Or science meets imagination or something like that.
SPEAKER_02:That was San Diego. That was a San Diego one, that was a long time ago, but yeah, same type of thing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:But when the sphere comes to uh when Star Wars comes to the sphere in 27, I mean, obviously we're going, we don't care how much it costs, so whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. I mean, basically it's gonna be um celebration, Star Wars sphere, whatever I do for my 50th, realizing oh shit, I'm in super amounts of debt, and then just driving my car off the cliff, and then we'll be fine. Fuck it. You made it to 50.
SPEAKER_01:You got Star Wars, fuck it.
SPEAKER_02:Exactly.
SPEAKER_01:Exactly.
SPEAKER_02:No shit, no shit. How much money are you spending at celebration? All of it. All of it. What do you mean by all of it? Just all of it.
SPEAKER_01:All of it. How much will they let me spend? Yes, I'll buy those four thousand dollar headphones. Fuck. Yeah, no shit. That they only made 50 of or whatever. Yeah. I'll listen to them as my car goes over the over the bridge while listening to stand. Car war stand. Let's do it. Yeah. Ridiculous. That wouldn't surprise me. They were handmade.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:By Japanese craftsmen in the traditional manner.
SPEAKER_02:Man, the uh I softball's done. Uh softball was rained out last week, and that was Yeah. Well, we only played like four games. So then we just got rained out like every weekend for the last like three of three or four. But the park won't let you reserve the softball fields anymore. So that was why they had to stop the season. Well, because the the park doesn't have any lights, like as far as the field like field lights. So it gets dark so early now that yeah. So it's fine.
SPEAKER_01:I wasn't even trying to do that. That was just my calendar. The my my calendar the two was coming out, so I pushed it and then he screamed.
SPEAKER_02:Don't touch me there!
SPEAKER_01:No, there's not. I like the belly, then he laughs like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Right.
SPEAKER_02:That's when you know you're hitting Lou right when you get the when you get the scoop and you laugh. Would you like to taste my pudding pub?
SPEAKER_01:Oh man. Children. That was a good one. That was a good one.
SPEAKER_02:You know, gonna be a quiet turkey breast.
SPEAKER_01:Right? Yeah, that's not what the pilgrims ate. Yeah. Traditional. So that's racist. Of your friends. True. That's true. Sometimes the truth is racist.
SPEAKER_02:You're welcome, Lou. Yeah. Counting the days. Mm-hmm. And we all get we got the hotel dialed in, so we're good on that. It still could.
SPEAKER_01:It could save us money. See what happens.
SPEAKER_02:Whatever. Well, we're good either way. Uh that was that last that was last week. That was Saturday. I talked about that on Sunday. Yeah. But yes, I did. Not this weekend, though. This weekend was pretty quiet. Just HOA bullshit, family bullshit. Just you know. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01:Blue tree says bitches right.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Each other 250 combo boo. You can get a churro too.
SPEAKER_02:You want a fro yo? I got you. Ooh. Shit. Enjoy it. Dessert first. Yep.
SPEAKER_06:Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Right.
SPEAKER_02:Where were you born, sir? That's not lunch. Right? Twist my arm. Is that a euphemism for something? You want my chocolate sundae? Two losses one cup. My my brownie sundae, you want my brownie sundae? The more the merrier. Wait, what? Oh man. Man, if we stop, if we all stop doing shit, uh getting to an hour is gonna be tough if we're just like, so um what are you guys up to?
SPEAKER_01:We can usually talk to find something to talk shit about. Usually. But you know, daylight savings time messes everything up. Everybody's like, nah, it's midnight now. Yeah, no shit. Lou is tired as fuck. He would have a nap. It's like last night, stupid. Go change your stove.
SPEAKER_02:Is there is there a DSCPT? So there isn't Lou, so there, but so there is a D S C P T Daylight Saving Time.
SPEAKER_01:Wait, colored color C P D S T. Yeah. Colored people daylight savings. I mean but now your phone just does it to surprise you.
SPEAKER_02:So now it's so now it's CPST. Color proof is standard time. Yes. Because we're not in daylight savings anymore. Yes, that's a standard time. That's a standard. We're educating Luce so much tonight.
SPEAKER_01:No one cares. No one cares. It's because people just like to whine about shit, bro. Now, if Trump cared, executive order would have been passed already. But he don't care because he's like he's like 80, so he gets up at five in the morning anyways. It doesn't matter to him.
SPEAKER_02:He's already been up four times to go to the bathroom by five o'clock, tweeting at two when he's peeing. Yep. My prostate's flaring up again. I gotta pee again. Yeah. That's really that's really you can tell how many times he pees during the night because he'll he tweets during each one.
SPEAKER_01:Like half asleep and like he's got one slip run. He's like, fuck those Democrats.
SPEAKER_02:I need a crown. Yep. Football. Movies and football. Nothing. Probably a Tuesday movie.
SPEAKER_01:All I do is work.
SPEAKER_02:Work, work, work. Somebody's gotta pay for your four houses, Jack.
SPEAKER_01:Right? Shit. Right?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Shit. Yeah, how else are you gonna go to Wizard of Oz unless you're putting in that overtime, son?
SPEAKER_01:Ugh. No, it's not, dude. I haven't done overtime all year. Yeah. Is that a good thing or are you hurting? No, I mean financially, I'm I'm good. I'm allergic to that shit after all those mandates. They're like, hey, does anybody want to stay on like yeah? No, no. Good for you, dude. That's awesome. It's still scheduled every Tuesday if they need us, but they haven't needed us all year.
SPEAKER_02:So is that because you actually have proper staffing levels?
SPEAKER_01:Or we finally awesome, man.
SPEAKER_02:Glad to see that finally turned around because I know you've been that's been a thorn in your side for many, many, many years. So people are actually appreciating having a job. Is that what you're doing? Yeah, probably.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Like they're like, ah, I don't want to fuck this up. You got jobs and benefits. You don't get fired because COVID shuts us down.
SPEAKER_02:Recession proof up in this bitch. Essential services, motherfucker. 911. No. No way I could do it. Be a 911 operator. I'm way too empathetic. And I can't compartmentalize like this motherfucker over here. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:It's like, I know he's beating you again. God knows. I'm sending them all. I'm sending the fucking SWAT teams. I'm sending the mayor. I'm sending it.
SPEAKER_02:Nah, I can't. I've never been able to do that. That's true. That's true. You know what? You know what? I was gonna send an ambulance, but then I realized you didn't have a fence around your pool. So guess what? Your baby can stay in the pool face down. I don't give a shit. You jump right in after that little bitch. You know how much a fence would have been to put around your your pool? Less than what it's gonna cost you to fish your baby out. Okay, never mind. Lou needs to become a 911 operator. Lou needs to move back to Vegas and he needs to never mind. You need to stay in Boulder or Colorado because that shit would be funny. People will be calling in and you'd be like, hello, this is Lou. Thank you for calling 911. What's your emergency? And they'd be like, Can I talk to a white person?
SPEAKER_04:No, this is Lou. What up?
SPEAKER_01:I think you get back online. Uh sorry, I'm the only one working here because I'm the lowest on the totem pole. So why are you running your phone at 2 a.m.?
SPEAKER_02:What is your emergency? Do you need fire police or medical? Fire. Are you sure what is happening right now? No. You don't need no get a motherfucking fire extinguisher. Why did you not have that shit before? You know what? That does sound like a problem. Not my problem. Why are you cooking with grease? How do you not know how to put out a grease fire? You shouldn't be cooking with oil if you don't know how to put that shit out. You need medical. Why? Oh, you put a nail through your hand? That sounds like a case of a little bitch to me. Yeah. Can you please explain to me in detail? What happened? And then I wanted to lose call times are like Lose call times are like 35 minutes. We need to work on your times. Stop having stupid people call in and my pal times would approve. I have questions. I need to know what I thought you were getting your sock out. Yeah, I thought you were excited about being a 911 operator. And Lou is like, Lou is like, you know, you know that Elmo in front of the Belag Sorry, Lou. Oh. I was gonna say Lou on the phone would be like, you know that Elmo that's in front of the Bellagio fountains ain't the real Elmo. Your kids deserve to get touched by that motherfucker because you let them get near him. Thank you. The only people I'm calling right now are child protective services. Lou puts more kids in foster care than the entire rest of the crew, the 911 operators. Right. So sounds like uh this. I don't even think you need to do an interview to make become a 911 operator. Just play them this video, and they'll be like, you're hired. Here's my resume. It is. It's called a dating app. Lou is like, I don't even need to go through training. They said we watched this video and we thought you were perfect.
SPEAKER_01:When can you start?
SPEAKER_02:Nope, I can't separate that shit though. So I've heard I've I'm sitting here and Jack is telling me stories sometimes and I'm fucking getting crying. And I ain't even involved. And Jack's just like, oh yeah, this shit happened. And I'm like, oh my oh my god, this sounds so awful. And he's like, eh. I've gotten worse calls. I'm like, oh my gosh, yeah, Jack, oh god. Oh my god, how do you do it?
SPEAKER_01:Alcohol. That's okay. Those are the same stories I traumatized my trainees with, too. I'm like, this is the worst that can happen. And if you fuck up.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, the one day that I was listening in on like I did a visitor thing at Jack's work and like sat with him the whole day, and we didn't get like we got one call the entire day. But then I was like, oh thank God. Because it would have been like it was pretty crazy. Because he was like, Oh, I've been busy. It's been busy here. And then we I get there and I'm sitting there and I put the headphones on and plug it all in, and he gets his shit all dialed in, and we're just like, So, what do you what do you do when because this is back when all that shit was like locked down, like you couldn't use your phone, you couldn't like it was like it was like you if you didn't have a book to read, you were kind of fucked. And uh and so we just like stared. Mm-hmm. So we just kind of stared at each other for a few hours, and then I was like, Alright, I guess my visiting time is over. Yep, time to go.
SPEAKER_01:No, it it's usually four hours. They'll usually let you come in two hours on the phones, two hours on radio, or one in one.
SPEAKER_02:But I got to hear you direct people. Like you were like, hey, you guys need to go here. I think when you're on the radio.
SPEAKER_01:So that was kind of cool. That's when I'm in my zone. That's my jam talk on the phone.
SPEAKER_02:No. Well, and it was always it was funny to me because he would start out by being like, Okay, car, blah, blah, blah. Do this and do this, and then the guy would respond, and then you'd be like, So Ray, like, yeah, I need you to like this is the situation. And I'm like, what the fuck? You're like, oh yeah, I have like I know exactly who's like in every car, and when they respond, I know exactly who it is. And it becomes super casual. And I'm like, Oh, that's kind of wild. Like, yeah, but cool. Like, not yet. My house is on fire. That's wonderful. I'm you know, I I think that's great that your house is on fire. I think it's you know, it's a good turning, it's it's a good chapter. You know what? It's a good chapter, uh, end of a chapter for you. Maybe it's time for starting out of a new one. Uh so no, not yet. I'll be retired before AI gets that smart. Have you have you thought about thinking about it from this perspective? That maybe it's time to move on. Maybe it's time to to think about moving living in a different place. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Have you thought about leaving the hand?
SPEAKER_02:No, you shouldn't be worried about AI, just worry about Lou I.
SPEAKER_01:So cool. For real, though. It's about time to go. Yeah, it's about time to go.
SPEAKER_02:Next week, uh yeah. Like I said, it was the hard part for me was I just started looking up trailers, and then all of a sudden it was just it's so hard to tell. Real stuff. I gotta figure out like some better search terms or something to find out. Maybe I just need to start subscribing to the studios directly.
SPEAKER_01:Rent and tomatoes and IGM. That's where I can find all my trailers. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to before, like the first couple times we did the movie trailer thing, I just did like a search for like movie, movie trailers, and then they were all like I had to go through some bullshit and delete some channels and block some channels and stuff, but for the most part they were normal. But I tried to do that like this weekend, and I was like, what the fuck? Like it was just that happens to me with music.
SPEAKER_01:I'm like, oh shit, Ice Cube and Eminem did a song together, and I watch it, I'm like, I know both of these songs, and they are not the same song. They are totally separate songs. Down, down vote, thumbs down.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. And the reposting too. Like, I we should just start a YouTube channel that we just repost movie trailers because yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm just talking I'm just talking about literally just grabbing the video and posting it on your site like it's coming from the studio. That's the shit that drives me crazy. I'm fine with reaction videos. We should do reaction videos at some point. But maybe yeah, maybe next week I'll I'll try to put together like a thing that has all the different clips, like different clips of the trailer while we're talking about it. So that'll be a challenge. But but I'm also good conducting. Duke Williams. Yep. Duke Silver, let's go. So what are the takeaways? I don't have the mental fortitude to be a 911 operator and and Lou is too much.
SPEAKER_01:Who doesn't have a compassion?
SPEAKER_02:Lou Lou is uh Lou is too much old man yells at Sky, yells at Cloud.
SPEAKER_03:Why are you blocking my son? My son.
SPEAKER_02:What neighborhood are you in? Okay, good. I don't live near there. What's going on? What's your problem? You know, it's been playing power bar simulator, so you know if you put the heavy stuff on the bottom, that's a that's a better way to Pack your bag. I oh if somebody does it right, whenever people do it right, if I'm in the store, I always thank them because I'm like, you fucking know what you're doing. I shouldn't have to re Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll let the guy start, but if he done fucked up, if he starts fucking up from the jump, because I'll also put the stuff on the cart, I'll put the stuff on the conveyor belt in the right order. Like I will put all the heavy stuff at the beginning, and then as you know, then bread's the last thing, right? Like but yeah. No, you'd be surprised, dude. Wow, Lou refusing to talk to strangers? That's weird. I reject your reality and replace it with my own. Lou's like, nah, I don't talk to strangers. That's fucking weird. That's another reason you wouldn't make a good a good 911 operator.
SPEAKER_04:Hello? Hi, this is Lou. How can I help you?
SPEAKER_02:Oh, never mind. Can I get your digits? Oh, wait, I got your digits. You sound white. Does that make you I don't know?
SPEAKER_01:Let me run your driver's license real quick. Oh, yeah, you sexy. You take a good.
SPEAKER_02:Can I change your name to Karen? I prefer the name Karen.
SPEAKER_01:Can we talk about your haircut?
SPEAKER_02:How many managers have you yelled at this week?
SPEAKER_01:Shit. Okay, no movie. We should go to bed. Yeah. Alright, boys. You're gonna watch Visions. Oh, and or Visions. And or Visions 2. Visions 2. Yeah, why bother? There was time for all that. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02:Also true.
SPEAKER_01:Yep. Next next Monday.
SPEAKER_02:There's no Monday movie this week. Yeah. So you got a week.
SPEAKER_01:Bye. See you in after seven days. See ya.
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