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Mando, Merch, And Mayhem

JDL Season 3 Episode 10

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Star Wars hype is back in the theater, and we’re trying to walk the line between being excited and being realistic about what Mandalorian and Grogu can actually deliver. We talk through the early chatter, the “is it just a long episode?” concern, and why some of us still want the story to connect to the bigger Star Wars timeline even if it’s technically a standalone adventure. We also get honest about how fandom changes our first watch: the nitpicks come fast, then the second viewing turns into pure vibes.

From there, we spiral into the real world of Disney Star Wars marketing and collectibles. Burger King cups, toys that feel a little cheap, snacks that make sense, and licensing that absolutely does not. If you’ve ever wondered where the line is between fun merch and brand overload, we’re right there with you, comparing it to the Episode I era when we bought everything and questioning whether today’s Grogu-cute audience really spends the same way.

We also dig into Galaxy’s Edge updates, including the timeline shift toward the original trilogy and how Disney is basically patching canon in real time. Add in convention planning for Denver and San Diego, plus a quick detour through sports talk like the Golden Knights and NFL schedules, and you’ve got a classic hangout episode with big nerd energy.

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Wind, EDC, And Where’s Duke

SPEAKER_01

That's why there's only two of us. We have to do our own EDC.

SPEAKER_02

It is windy as Duke is actually out there, folks.

SPEAKER_00

I haven't seen any pictures or Instagrams or anything from intent to flight and way EDC. I guarantee it's happened though. Guarantee. My trash cans were blowing everywhere. My neighbors at the end of the cul-de-sac got half my recycling up in their yards.

SPEAKER_01

So yeah. Like he hasn't said anything about it.

SPEAKER_00

He could be dead for all we know.

SPEAKER_01

Right? For all we know. Whatever. It's like a boiling pot of hot dogs.

SPEAKER_00

What's that what's happened this week before we jump into Star Wars? Uh the Golden Knights are advancing. Whoop.

SPEAKER_02

Golden Knights, yeah. They got the number one team, the league, Colorado Avalanche, my third favorite team. So obviously I'm going for uh Golden Knights, but if they lose, I'm gonna be pissed off for about a day, then I'll root for Colorado the rest of the way. Because my uh number two team is uh is uh New Jersey, New Jersey Devils. I think I said it before because that's where I learned hockey when I was in New Jersey.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_02

And then when I came out here, the fans actually weren't as obnoxious as they are for the Broncos fans, uh like the Broncos fans. So I didn't mind the Colorado album. I'm like, all right, I can I can watch on to them. Their fans seem somewhat intelligent, actually. And they're they're not dicks or something like that. I'm like, all right, I can I can get behind you. I mean, at the time it was just you know New Jersey and Colorado, right? East Coast, an Eastern Conference team and a Western conference team. Um but once once VGK VGK got a team, obviously it was like, alright. I won't ditch Colorado, but VGK just jumps.

SPEAKER_00

They gotta, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It's gonna it's gonna be a close one. I mean, people think that I mean Colorado is a huge favorite. Don't get me wrong, they're they're a huge favorite to win in six, I think. Yeah. Um, but you know, their goaltending is not legit. That's the main thing. The the biggest problem that the Vegas is gonna have is the power play. They have got to stay out of the box. Uh uh Colorado is just they're just fucking lethal uh on the power play. So I know VGK has a habit of getting a shorthanded goal once a series. Don't don't count on the city. Yeah, just stay out of the box, play fair.

SPEAKER_00

And give the puck to Mariner. Man's on fire.

SPEAKER_02

That's about it. Yeah, that's about it. Just just keep rolling with it. Did you hear anything about uh because you brought it up last week, anything about them going to uh Colorado early to acclimate to the Um No Altitude?

SPEAKER_00

They actually their press conference this morning was right after practice here in Summerlin. So I mean they came home.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, they actually they actually spoke to the media?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.$100,000 a week is enough. I don't know how much NF NHL coaches get paid, but fuck that.

SPEAKER_02

That's per week.

SPEAKER_00

Well, last week he can't get you know another hundred thousand this week. My man's gonna be broke.

SPEAKER_02

That that could be well, I was gonna say per game, but it wasn't. This was over a course of some games. The team was warned, the coach was worn, they said, F it, we're not gonna talk to you anyway. I would like to know what that's about, though. I mean, they said they they they knew about it. They absolutely just owned it and were like, yeah, we know, we know we're gonna get lose a draft pick, we know we're gonna get a fine, we just don't care. Like, damn, that's ballsy, man.

SPEAKER_00

Uh you know what? Um, some people um think it might be because the press conference was just gonna be, so Colorado's gonna whip that ass next week, right? And who wants to deal with that? I mean let me ride the ball of winning before you start saying, hey, Colorado's best team in the league.

SPEAKER_02

But if that's the case, you could Bill Belichick it and be like, we're gonna talk about this game. We're not talking, we're not, well, we're gonna enjoy tonight's victory, we're gonna enjoy advancing, we're not gonna talk about Colorado until tomorrow. And then you don't have a press conference tomorrow, so you have to worry about it. That's true.

SPEAKER_00

That's true.

SPEAKER_02

They could have just they they they could have done with it. It's just, but damn, that's ballsy as hell, dude.

SPEAKER_00

They've been hanging out with the Raiders too much. Like, let's do some gangster shit.

SPEAKER_02

For real.

SPEAKER_00

Fuck your draft picks. Fuck your hundred thousand.

SPEAKER_02

I think they they might, honestly, because because of a few of previous trades, and they don't have a second-round draft pick for a while anyway, they might have just said, we don't care. It's like, look, we haven't used we we in the last three years, we won a title, we're always in the playoffs, and right now we're in the Western Conference Finals. We we don't care about the draft picks. We will get our players through free agency or late round shit, because they do have a bunch of other draft picks. They can always put package three or four of those together and go get a second round. Or if they really found somebody's like, hey, we want this guy, they could they could make it happen if they really wanted to. So again, uh I I guess kudos to the uh to the GM.

SPEAKER_03

Um guarantee, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna say, I guarantee they would have had to run it by him to make sure that's like, hey, we're not talking to media, here's the potential that could happen. Are you cool with that? Yeah, dude, F it. We'll we'll we'll figure it out. He was like, all right. Yep, exactly. So we got your back. Don't worry about it. You you do you, handle how you want to handle it, and we're not gonna worry about it. I'm like, oh, okay. But dude, that's that's some what I can't remember the guy's name in Major League, but that's the major league swinging. Uh the movie. Okay, what the hell was his name? The the the All-State guy.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, yeah. No, I know what you're talking about. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00

I got you.

SPEAKER_02

Um, it took me a while to realize that was the All-State guy, though.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, that's that.

SPEAKER_02

Oh shit, it is him. Fucking Jedi Master. Fucking Dockie over there.

Secret Movie Night And Summer Plans

SPEAKER_00

Um let's see. Um, well, we saw our secret movie was Tuner. We'll save it for Duke. We'll talk about it with Duke. Um, I liked it though.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think I had seen a trailer for it at all.

SPEAKER_02

What? Oh my god, I don't think I saw a trailer for it. I guess I I guess us going like every Tuesday gives us more opportunities to see it. And we probably saw that trailer four or five times. Um uh old girl couldn't go. She had her dad in town and graduation for her oldest of high school and stuff like that, so she couldn't make it. Um but it was good enough that I, if like when the Tuesday movie comes out, we need something to watch. Like this Tuesday, we're watching uh Double Wars Prada 2. Uh just a timing. We won't we wanted to watch um Mortal Kombat. The timing just doesn't work for us. So we're gonna do Double Wars Prada. But when a Tuesday comes out where the timing works out to watch Tuner, uh I would watch it again and I know she would enjoy it. So uh again, I will I get I won't get into do two. I was about to say something, I was like, no what? We'll save that for uh whether it's next week, the week after when Duke's available and you're available because I think you got plans as well. So we'll figure that out uh and talk about it then.

SPEAKER_00

Let me put it on my podcast notes for next time.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that reminds me. Uh there has there wasn't a secret movie dropped.

SPEAKER_00

Notice one, I've been looking since since this okay, all right.

SPEAKER_02

And the people I was the people I was with, but the people that I see at the secret movie all the time, they basically always sit next to us in the back middle.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_02

They enjoyed it as well. Just like you, they had never heard of it. My first thought was as soon as I saw the thing, that they did it, they did an intro of the of the two main guy and girl, and when they did it, I was like, oh, cool, this one. And then I was like, oh, oh, girls would be mad. Um but yeah, they next to me and their friend, they had not seen the trailer either. I'm like, really? Oh my god, I've been looking forward to this one.

SPEAKER_00

I probably sat next to you while you watch the trailer.

SPEAKER_02

Right? No, they don't do Tuesday, they only do they only do secret movies.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, I got you. Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_02

Um, but I guess that's it though. I go into so many Tuesday movies that I've seen a lot of trailers. Um so it's like, alright, cool. Um yeah, so so yeah, definitely worthwhile. We'll get more details uh next time.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And then Tuesday, we were gonna, like I said, we were gonna watch uh Mortal Kombat 2, but her dad stayed in town one extra one extra one extra day. So that kind of pushed everything. It was like, okay, I guess we're not doing this. But yeah, I almost went anyway. I was like, uh screw it. Uh back. It's like worth the fight. That that well, not even that. It was it was like, do I think this movie is going to be good enough to watch twice? That's what it came down to. And I was like, I have a feeling I'm gonna be okay watching this one once. I'm gonna enjoy it, and that's gonna be the end of it. Uh so I was like, no, that's wait. Not a big not a big deal. I mean, again, it wasn't like, oh my god, this is gonna get spoiled. I'm like, nah, if this is an absolutely popcorn movie, it's not a big deal.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Uh like yeah, yeah, exactly, right? I think school's out. So she may or not, I think her tur her schedule changes where she's off like around three or four in the afternoon, starting next week when school's out. So now we can make all the Tuesday movies we want and not to worry about the timing. So it's like uh I can I can kick one for not a big deal. Yeah, it'll be in theater. I was gonna say it'll it'll be we're gonna have to find a Tuesday movie to watch. It'll be it. And if not, it'll be on HBL Max the six weeks. I'm not gonna worry about it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I want to see it, but we just timing hasn't worked out for us either.

Travel Versus Vacation And Cruise Etiquette

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. That's what it is, I guess. Dude, this month, your your next three weeks are done, dude.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. Um yeah, don't even talk to me until like what June 10th or something.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-huh. I was gonna say, whatever that that first weekend around the middle of June is, for early part middle of June. Yeah, that's other than that, man, your schedule is done for.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, I'm done. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_00

For sure. I'm not gonna end. Well, I saw something that says, I don't vacation, I travel. I'm like, yeah. I don't remember last time I've been on vacation. I'm traveling, but you're getting up in the morning, you're running around, you're going to bed, doing it again tomorrow. Is that vacation?

SPEAKER_02

I would say maybe, maybe, maybe Japan for like two of the days.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I I I would say I do remember there were a couple days. Yeah, there were a couple days during Japan. I think Hello Kitty Day. We were like probably. Yeah. Yep. We were like, we can get a late start.

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna say those are only two days. As I would say that I was like, Hello Kitty Day, Museum Day. That was all you had.

SPEAKER_00

Everything else. We are doing the cruise, so I mean that's again, I'm just watching Grogu the whole time. Right?

SPEAKER_02

So that's gotta be the closest to vacation, really. You're just not really I mean, a lot of stuff is is put put on a platter for you. You know what I mean? Whether it be entertainment, food, yeah, all the stuff. You don't actually have to put work into that. I gotta walk up at the end of the day. I gotta get up at 6 a.m.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you're not doing any of that. It's like, oh my god, I gotta get up. Nope, nope. That'll be the one at all.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So that's all right. That's fine. Vacation first and then travel.

SPEAKER_02

On that one, yeah, yeah. Because I was it was just what I while I was waiting for you, I was watching that uh that cruise girl, uh Ilana, that I watched on YouTube. Uh, it was like what to wear, what not to wear. It's like some people like to wear the pajamas to the cruise buffets. I'm thinking, I kind of get it, just not for me. You know, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um, unless you're a cutie in a 90, I don't want to see your pajamas. You uh all you cuties in your 90s, go right ahead. I don't want to see your cookie monster slippers and your damn pajama bottoms like you're going to Walmart. I see enough of that there.

SPEAKER_00

I'd like to have my appetite at the buffet. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. But again, I get it because some people want to have that. It's an extension of my vacation. I'm just trying to get down there. I'm not trying to make a fuss. And some of them aren't. Some of them aren't looking for attention. They just want to be comfortable. Totally get it. I don't think it would phase me all that much, uh, if at all. I mean, honestly.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe comment, but even then, I'd probably just like weirdo and move on from it.

SPEAKER_02

Exactly, exactly. I'm gonna I'm gonna clown your house slippers, whatever, whatever slippers you got. I'm gonna clown them. But after that, it's like, man, you I bet but I bet you're comfy and enjoying yourself, and I'm gonna then I'm gonna let it go. You know, it's like I'm not doing it, but I don't care if you do, you know.

SPEAKER_00

So basically, whatever.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, there's a whole lot of you do you, you know, when a lot of the shit is like you're worried about way too much shit. It's like, I don't get me wrong, we both know I'll mess around with all types of shit. But how much how much of all that I really care about? Maybe five percent. Exactly. Actually, actually care about maybe. That's maybe.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. You leave me alone when I wear Star Wars shirts every day of the week. I'll leave you alone about your slippers at the buffet.

SPEAKER_02

For real. It's like, didn't he wear a Star Wars shirt yesterday? Yeah, he's gonna wear one tomorrow too.

SPEAKER_00

Right?

SPEAKER_02

Matter of fact, he might change three times on the same day. Yeah, you don't know. You don't know. I'm gonna go through three different trilogies on three different days of the crap.

SPEAKER_00

Star Wars Day. I'll be changing, you know, shirt every hour. Be like the gorillos up in here or something.

SPEAKER_02

Man, I'm just inner channeling my inner pad me. That's all. Changing outfits every scene. Yeah. Stop hating.

SPEAKER_01

Dang. Oh man.

SPEAKER_02

Wait a minute. Do you do you have a do you have a Grogu Mando watch before you leave? Do you have time for that?

SPEAKER_00

Yes, we're going on Thursday. Thursday when it comes out, yeah. We got the fan ticket at uh Cinemark, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um I I think uh one of my one of my Magic buddies, who's also a Star Wars buddy, um, he wants to go and watch them together. And I'm like, I don't know, man. As long as you can make a Thursday show, I ain't waiting for you though. I'll watch it twice because I'm gonna watch it twice anyway. But if you can make, I'll find out Wednesday. I don't I wanna because you know he's got he's got a kid and a wife and everything, and the schedule is all cool. But if he can make Thursday, I'll wait and I'll go with him Thursday. And if not, then you know I'll go the very first showing Thursday, and then I'll probably go again either Thursday evening or Friday with him. Depends on what I most likely Friday with him or Saturday, but his schedule he might want to bring his his uh his eight-year-old or something like that. So I'm like, all right, that's cool. At that point, I've already seen it, so I don't have to worry about an eight-year-old acting up.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02

So I'll good. But I yeah, I I'll I'll get in it. I'll I'll for sure have two watches in by Friday. Whether it's Thursday, Friday, or Thursday, Thursday or Thursday. Well, yeah, it's either Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Friday, or Thursday, Friday. Uh plus I gotta figure out old girl schedule, so I'm sure she's gonna want to go as well. Um which might mean Saturday, because I think her exchange with Little One is Saturday. So I've got the free tickets, you know. I still got three in my queue, so I may just use two of them and we'll go watch it Saturday night or Saturday afternoon. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00

Yep, get your money's worth, watch it at night.

SPEAKER_02

Yep, exactly. I mean, again, I don't know what her now graduated uh uh daughter schedule is. Usually they hang out on the weekends, but if she has to work or she's going out with her friends, then all girls like I'm bored. I'm like, okay, cool, let's let's go watch the flick. So what I may do is book it anyway, because I can always cancel the ticket, you know.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

That that's what happened with the Monday uh uh secret movie. I was like, yeah, hey, I walked up, it's like, hey, yeah, she couldn't make it, but yeah, no problem. We can just credit back to your card. I'm like, oh I wasn't sure if it was like a last minute. It's like, no, no, no, no, all good. We'll we'll we'll give it back to you. I'm like, okay, so they credit the money back to my account, so no big deal. All right. So I'll probably do the same thing. Just buy the tickets, and if I use them, I use them. If I don't, I don't. So we'll see. I'll find out what her schedule is later on in the weekend. I I do want to have it done by Wednesday, you know, because as it gets later, it's gonna get word of mouth will start coming out, if it's especially if it's good, um which we'll get into here in a little bit.

SPEAKER_00

Uh if not now, they suck, you know, you know, it's like I mean, we are talking about it, so um the reviews have been not horrible. They haven't been great.

SPEAKER_02

Um I think people who were looking for great are misleading themselves. It's like look to be inner look to be entertained. Like me, everybody here knows that I've been bitching about this thing for the longest time about how I think it's just gonna be a long episode. Okay, but that's not bad. I say that, but it doesn't mean it can't be a uh why can't it be a very good long episode? There's nothing wrong with that. So and if that's how it is, then so be it. I'm entertained. I like what was what was had. I'm a little concerned, I and this might be the rest of the Star Wars movies and Marvel spoiling it for me, but I want it to connect to something, and it's not going to. I don't think it's going to. Let me leave. Let me I don't know that. I I don't expect that it's going to. Uh and it could connect to something in the future. The future Moody, the the the Ray movie, if they ever go back to doing it, I know it's on the shelf right now. If they ever go back to doing it, Ahsoka season two. It could connect to whatever it wants to connect to, but I would like it to neck to connect to something because even the Star Wars standalone movies have still connected to something, um, in the greater in the greater picture. So I I expect it only because it and it could be very clear, I only say that because we're still in this 50-year timeline of episode one through nine. So that that's why I I say that. But if we if they do go back and do the Dawn of the Jedi type trilogy, going back, you know, 10,000 years, however many thousand years or 25,000 years in the past, it don't need to connect to a damn thing. That can be its own thing. I don't care.

SPEAKER_00

Right. So But we're active in Mando's timeline. So it needs to something.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and that's kind of that's kind of where I'm at with it. It's like it again, I don't care if it's and I know people are talking about, and I said it myself, it's probably a great Mando Grogure movie, but it's not a great Star Wars movie for the whole the grid universe. Okay, fine. Then just give me a good fucking Mando Grogu movie and call it a day. Um, and I've said it, and I said it, I said this to the group earlier. Um I'm gonna be critical as hell the first time I watch it, probably not gonna enjoy it. I'm gonna be calling out all types of stuff. Then the second time I watch it, I'm like, oh my god, this movie's fantastic. That's just what I expect to happen, honestly. Because then all, even though I'm trying to temper my expectations, I still have them and I just can't help it.

SPEAKER_00

Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Even though I've tempered it to a like, oh, I expect the movie to be an F, like I said. If I expect the movie to be an F, if I get a D, it's a win. That's not gonna change that I'm gonna have harsh criticism for it if it exists. I mean, I could I'm saying this, but I could, I can my first shooting.

SPEAKER_00

Star Wars movie, there will be criticisms.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that's true. I mean, that is true no matter what. Uh hold on. Now you you know what? You say that, and I'm thinking, did I I didn't have harsh criticism other than the trailer fake out for Rogue One. I was fine with that. I was fine with episode seven because I honestly, because I understood episode seven, I knew they had to bring the fans back in, even though it's like, oh, it's a repeat of episodes four, five, and six. Like, yeah, I'm aware, and I enjoyed it. Um, so I didn't have a problem with that. Uh, I got to, like I said before, eight, my only issue was it really didn't fit into the trilogy, even more so after they finished the trilogy, but eight really didn't tie into seven as much as I thought it would. Um and then nine, I enjoyed enough, you know. Uh I I didn't I didn't you know disappear it from from the list like Duke has.

SPEAKER_00

So I wonder if he's even watched it more than that one time. I'm gonna have to ask him.

SPEAKER_02

I gotta say no. Like if I'm putting money on it, I'm saying no.

SPEAKER_00

Our personalities are based on Star Wars. How do you not ever watch it again?

SPEAKER_02

Uh yeah, yeah, I suppose you.

SPEAKER_00

You even came back around the solo.

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Right?

SPEAKER_00

You watch the theater. I told you it wasn't that bad. Like months later, you watched it and you're like, fine, it's okay.

SPEAKER_02

It it really honestly, it wasn't that bad. I don't know what. Maybe because the theater was so goddamn hot. Remember that? The air conditioner broke. So I could have just been irritable on that, so it heightened everything.

SPEAKER_00

And then L7 coming in there all feminist.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, L7 was a bad character. L7 was an absolutely and then they just continued her with Indiana Jones. It was like, oh, come on, man. Can a brother get a break? But overall, though, you know, a few things in oh, you're not gonna like everything about everything. I get it. But so take take away that. Even trying to understand her character was like made her more talent. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it, right?

SPEAKER_00

Lando made her super independent, so she would want to free all the droids.

SPEAKER_02

And she and she did exactly what she was supposed to do. So there's definitely some appreciation to how it all played out in the end, but with that first viewing, oh my god, I was just you shouldn't put your finger calling it. I could put solo on and be fine. I could put solo on now and not even uh the only I'm saying, is there one Okay, there's 11. Is there one that I can put on? It'd be just like uh I'm not sure there is. Even even uh Last Jedi. You put Last Jedi on, I'm still watching it.

SPEAKER_00

I mean it's a good movie. You said your only problem is it didn't connect very well. It's still a good one.

SPEAKER_02

I like that one. And that and that looking at it from that perspective, I was like, alright, I'm cool with this. Um still am. So so yeah. And honestly, I I get episode nine reminding me a lot of uh Harry Potter episode three hitting all the high points just by here, here, here, here. There wasn't a whole lot of development. I would argue that there wasn't much development until they slowed down to Poe's girlfriend that when they're in that town. Yeah, that was probably uh with the uh uh with the Anzelans.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

Um I think that's when it Yeah, exactly. That's probably when it was like, oh, this finally we catch our breath instead of just here's an here's an action.

SPEAKER_00

But then once that's done, it's kept back up.

SPEAKER_02

And it picked back up, yeah, absolutely. So yeah, not too bad.

SPEAKER_00

But anyway, yeah, like like I said, all the reviews have been some people are saying it's a long episode, that's bad. It's a long episode, that's good. So I I think it's gonna depend on what you think about Mandalorian and Grogu. If you like the characters, I think you're gonna enjoy it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, what did they say? Something like everybody if you the cuteness of Grogu.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, makes up for a lot of the Grogu and the Anzalons make up for a lot of the shortcomings.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and then the and and then the Mandalorian uh doing Mandalorian badass stuff. Yeah. Um okay, expected. I am a little I am a little concerned about the quote unquote cuteness factor because that one clip that Favro showed on Conan or something like that, where Grogu was basically being an idiot. Uh did you see that clip, Lady Speaker?

SPEAKER_00

Uh what was it?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they they showed they showed like a one-minute clip where Mando's trying to direct him. He's in Grogu's in the ship, and Mando's trying to tell him to do that.

SPEAKER_00

And he's trying to tell him to push the buttons.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and he couldn't figure it out. I'm all I that that's um was annoying more than it was cute.

SPEAKER_00

In Grogu's defense in the trailer, he says, Don't touch the buttons. So if he's never told Grogu what button to push.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, yeah, we don't know that. We'll see how it plays out.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Uh but he's also fifty and not an idiot, you know. So even if you could if you you compare that to to what to Yoda, um, that would be what uh 550 is is what? If Yoda was you know what I mean, if you can do the scale, that would make him I don't know, if if you compare it to a human, he would be like a 10 or 12 year old.

SPEAKER_00

So I mean, like we kind of did the math. Yoda was 900 when he died.

SPEAKER_01

So that's a hundred.

SPEAKER_00

So Grogu's got fifty years to become a Jedi master. Or at least a knight.

SPEAKER_02

But you would think his progress, because it's if it takes so long, if you're not a master till age thirty, which is roughly uh, let's say a third of your lifespan. Uh-huh. Uh it could be argued, you know, if a third of your lifespan to become a master, a third of Yoda's lifespan, you'd have to be 300 to be a master. Yoda did it at 100. So it's possible that he I mean, again, we also don't know how that age uh education brain works. It could be exponential versus linear, uh, which is probably what it is. He's gonna hit to a point, like he's he's a fucking uh top. Boom. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00

That could be just the way we don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that could be the case. But but watching that scene though, of watching him fumble around, and it was like, oh god, what am I gonna have the whole movie of this, of him doing this? It's like you would think the kid would be more educated and could, you know what I mean? I just I I just don't understand why they're keep I well, I do marketing and they need to keep him cute, cutesy, and like the episode of the coffee show back in the day when Rudy was trying to stay cutesy and was like, girl, let's get over. But still, I I'm uh yeah, I I think I like I said, I think I'm going to have a lot to say on the first first viewing and a lot of smiles on the second viewing. And then the final viewing will just be whenever I can get to an IMAX. Just for the sake of going to an IMAX. Yeah. Might as well. At least in the reviews that I saw, everybody praised the IMAX scenes.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm. Hey, when we watched the you know, the 30-minute preview, it looked fun. And even my wife's like, we should go watch that in IMAX. I'm like, okay. I guess we'll go watch Star Wars in IMAX. Darn. But the key is you have to wait until they're doing a promotion that weekend. Because sometimes, you know, like with um episode nine, I think, like a week or two in, they're like, hey, come back and see the NIMAX, and we'll give you a poster, give you a popcorn bucket or some shit. So yeah, so hold off on it, give it a couple weeks. If they don't do anything by the third week, just go watch the IMAX and be done.

SPEAKER_01

Um, but yeah, I would for sure give it a second. Look at this guy. He's gonna like our Duke liking the post. Right?

SPEAKER_02

Like, bruh, nothing stopped you from joining in you got a cell phone. Right? Yeah, that's true. We got confirmation. Duke, a lot of now that did not happen. Do you remember how many folks he went with? I don't I don't remember how many friends he had.

SPEAKER_00

I don't remember this time.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, like like a yeah, I thought it was just two this time.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because sometimes he goes like a big group, like that what is it last year, two years ago, two years of the RV or camp shit.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, the RV rental, yeah. I thought that I don't know, that just seems like it would be the most fun to do. Plus, you have something on site, you know what I mean? You don't have to worry about all that.

SPEAKER_00

Traffic, yeah. Yeah, if I was to do EDC, I'd have to camp something. Yeah. I don't want to have to drive in that traffic both ways. Somebody said they were four hours for an Uber after EDC this morning. Four hours. Oh, good god. Four hours.

SPEAKER_02

You could you could have walked that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. You could have walked back to the strip by then from the speedway.

SPEAKER_02

God, for real.

SPEAKER_00

Or at least somewhere that your Uber wouldn't take four hours to get to you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Walk someplace else and get the Uber there. Cab, whatever. Some some hotels free, freaking airport shuttle. Oh man, that's that's crazy. It won't be too long. They're gonna have, if they don't already have, they're gonna have helicopter taxis, just like get in, get out.

SPEAKER_00

Well, they do. Some people do bring helicopters. They fly the helicopters in.

SPEAKER_01

Get out.

SPEAKER_00

Wow. Them richers, dude. They're rich.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, I guess if you got it, you got it. I don't I don't want that in I don't want it, I don't want to be waiting around myself. I mean, fine.

SPEAKER_01

If I can afford a helicopter, then fine. Yeah. If I can afford a helicopter, I'll take it.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, to those of you who can, more power to you, man.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

Can I get a red? Right. It's like I'm sure you earned it in whatever capacity.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, how much does gas cost? Because you fly I buy might not work.

SPEAKER_02

Well, yeah, yeah, that's that's that's the that's the bit much people. More than anything else, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01

F that. Man. But I don't know, man. That that whole EDC scene is not for me. First of all, I don't like the music.

SPEAKER_00

And then I don't want to do the crowds. I don't know. I'm just a cranky old man, I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, if it maybe if it if it was like 90s alt for, you know, seven to you know, sundown to sun up, I could I could probably handle that.

SPEAKER_00

But maybe, dude. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I can handle it for one day.

SPEAKER_01

I ain't going all three days. There is zero chance of that happening. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But then I just like to talk to my friends and shit. So all the tools and cats and stuff going on.

SPEAKER_02

Exactly. You ain't you ain't doing that. You're gonna walk out there with a sore throat, can't talk, and barely heard your you know, I'm just gonna be right next to you texting you.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, I'm gonna save myself a headache. I'm just gonna text you. Yep. Yeah, I ain't got time for that. That's that's that's the perfect meme of that black girl. Ain't nobody got time for that. That that's that's it right there.

Star Wars Future Projects And Legends Wish

SPEAKER_02

Uh okay. So yeah, Mando Grogue. I mean, we'll see what happens. Uh I mean, we're only five days away, so hell. It's right there. It's upon us.

SPEAKER_00

Star Wars and the theater, I'm happy.

SPEAKER_02

You know what's funny? As much as I am not looking forward to the Ray movie, I think I would be more invested in that story than this one.

SPEAKER_00

I think because it's gonna be right. You have to temper your expectations for what kind of Star Wars movie it is, right? I mean, we grew up, everything was a new episode in the Skywalker saga, right? Now that Disney has it, they wanted to do the Star Wars stories. It didn't work out for them so well. Um they're batting 50 right now. But I'm sure this one is technically a Star Wars story, honestly. You could slap that label on it. So we'll see.

SPEAKER_02

You know what I still I said this for 20 years and I'll still say it. I wish uh uh even when Disney took over, I said it. I wish they would have kept the legends and just did an animated series. It's called Star Wars Legends, and follow all those stories. We stopped canning and nobody would care. They would enjoy the hell. I mean it's like it's like to me, it just seems like a lost opportunity there. People like those legend stories. Um so they don't have to be a story.

SPEAKER_00

Dave's grabbing the stuff he likes and bringing it.

SPEAKER_02

So he is true. He is pulling in what he likes from from those stories, and which is why I think uh Devin's gonna be uh fucking Talon, because that was a popular character. So especially you got you got the coloring going on, it's like she'll she'll turn Maul Evil, uh uh Maul Maul hyphen evil, uh evil and get the get the get the black and red going for her tattoos. I'd be down with that. If that's how they end the series, I'd be okay with that, because then they could do a spin-off of her or save her for a movie. Um and I think she would be a great antagonist for a movie. Like like I said last month. Let her be Ray's enemy in the Ray Trailer.

SPEAKER_01

We'll see, we'll see.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think that's coming out until next year either, though.

SPEAKER_01

So What's that? Maul. Oh yeah, there's no way Maul 2 is coming out this year.

SPEAKER_02

There's zero chance of them releasing that this year. Um the timing. I mean, I I I mean the time with everything you have to do on it. Plus they don't want they don't wanna I don't know if they have anything coming out end of the year.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think so. Not with uh Ahsoka being pushed. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Huh. Yeah, then I gotta imagine and it's gonna be Ahsoka 2 um and then uh MAL2 in the fall.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they gotta give us something between now and um Starfighter.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Starfighter's next summer, isn't it? No, next May. May? June?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I think they're doing I think they're trying to keep the old school May schedule for Starfighter. So which is why I thought Ahsoka would be that whole um early April, kind of like mall. Early April and on May the 4th or whatever the case, or around May the 4th. That's how the calendar works out.

SPEAKER_00

For May 28th.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, there we go.

SPEAKER_01

Then that'll get you all hyped up for uh what can't I say anything in Star Wars? No, the closest that came out for Star Wars in that late in May was uh Obi-Wan came out in 27th. Everything else is that you know 90 obviously uh 25th, but 19th?

SPEAKER_02

That was 19th. Phantom Menace and Revenge of the Sith was the 19th?

SPEAKER_01

I think so.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, Attack of the Clones was the 16th.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, the latest thing Star Wars came out in May was uh uh Obi-Wan on the 27th. Huh. Well, Starfighter, you just you just set the record. Good job.

SPEAKER_00

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

Is that Memorial Weekend next year? I imagine it would be.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, it's gotta be. That late.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I was gonna say. I mean the calendar could be off, but if it's Friday the 28th, 29th, 30, 30, yeah, memorial memorial day will be there.

SPEAKER_00

Friday is on the 31st, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yep.

SPEAKER_01

Alright. Well, we'll see how it plays out.

SPEAKER_02

Anything else in the anything else in the pipeline? Is it just those three Ahsoka 2, MAL2, Starfighter? Is that all that's out? I think so. Yeah, that's all they're giving us.

SPEAKER_00

I'm not sure they're working on stuff, but oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's all we know about anyway.

SPEAKER_00

That's all we know. Alright, let's see. What else do I got on my list?

SPEAKER_01

Let's see, let's see.

SPEAKER_00

Um Burger King. You tried one of them, right? You got the meal one time.

SPEAKER_02

I got the big$20 meal that had everything in it. I I love the shake. Uh the shake was that sugar cookie shake was super sweet. Uh oh growing.

SPEAKER_00

I always think that maybe they're using the Nilla wafers, the Grogu Nilla wafers.

SPEAKER_02

Um, no, no. I looked it up. They say they specifically said sugar cookie. And the Nilla wafers, not a sugar cookie. That would have been cool though. I mean, like, I'd have been fine with that. But yeah, um girl said it was too sweet for her, so I had to finish half of hers. Um, I enjoyed it. The garlic, the garlic chicken fries were fantastic. Um the whopper was not good at all. I did not enjoy that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it was just okay.

SPEAKER_02

Like, can I get this meal with a regular whopper and not this crap? You know, that that's how much I didn't like it. Um, but you still need a blue and red cup?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

My what my Burger King has them all, so I'll probably go get the garlic fries, the garlic chicken, or the garlic chicken fries meal that does come with the cup. I'll be able to get that, you know, twice this week or something like that. Probably buy the extra cup. I asked, I asked when I was there for my happy meal or my what I don't know, kids' meal. I don't know what they're called there. Uh and they said no. They did they did say that some Burger Kings are selling them separately. That what just wasn't. So she wasn't sure which ones she might take. Yeah, exactly. She's like, I would tell you which one's doing it, but I don't know. But just because we're not, don't hold to that. If you go, if you find another Burger King, just ask them. They might be doing it.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_02

So I my my biggest thing was they had all four cups. That was the thing that was like, so I know I can get the ones you need. That was the thing out of that. So I was like, alright. I was like, no big deal. I like their garlic the garlic fries enough to get it as a so you did get the uh the kids' meal then, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

What do you think about the toys?

SPEAKER_02

Um they look cheap, like cheaper than usual.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Uh and they don't do no stand there.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they're just there. You know, that's what I mean. They're like, they're just they don't like McDonald's should have got that contract.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

That's all I'm saying. Um But yeah, I think I'm trying to think what I'm looking over because that's what they are. I'm like, I know that the Grogu one I gave to O'Girl. I cannot remember. Oh, the Stormtrooper. That was that was my first one. Uh the Stormtrooper. And it was like, oh, okay, I guess this is supposed to be a paperweight because they don't do anything else. Right. So it was a little bit weak. You were right. The cups, when I first saw them, not as bad as I thought they were gonna be.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Seeing them in person, it's like they're it's still not for me, really, but they weren't bad at all. I and nowhere near as bad as I was like a first talking shit about, you know, it's like, oh my god. Uh I blame that all the time. Because they're actually shiny. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Their their pictures and all that, they did not do a good enough job of expressing how it looks, because it does not look that bad. Uh so I think I think my problem is it's too big. If it was a smaller cup, I'd like it more. But the only purpose I would have for- No, I know, right? But like at home, home use, I could make a float in it. And that's about it. You know, whether it be Rootbeer float or my uh Sherbert with 7 up, that's the only purpose I could use because other that cup is just too damn big. So I was like, alright, not sure what I'm supposed to do with this, but apparently nothing. Nothing.

SPEAKER_00

Stare at it.

SPEAKER_02

But either way, point is it doesn't look bad. I mean, we thought I thought it was gonna look bad, and it doesn't. It's kind of like the um the drink cup from Cinemark with the shiny Amando helmet. Zero interest until I saw it in person, it was like, ooh, it's pretty.

SPEAKER_00

Have you checked AMC yet?

SPEAKER_02

No, no, I haven't been out that direction in a minute. I will be out there this week, though. I have to go to Walmart and do my grocery shopping. So I will be out um likely Tuesday or Wednesday. So a little bit ahead of the game. But I'll again, they don't open till late, so I'll I'll have to like evening trip, go out there and just, hey, you guys selling these? And if they say no, we're not selling the day uh, fine. I don't have to buy a movie ticket, let's go in there and buy what I need to buy and call it a day. But but I have not heard anything yet. Yeah, I haven't seen anything talking about it.

SPEAKER_00

I haven't seen anybody have any of them in hand except for the Cinemark stuff so far. It's weird. Yep.

SPEAKER_02

That is kind of weird though. It is. I mean, I I I guess they're saving it for opening night, but I I I don't know why. You know what I mean? It's like as a business, you want that shit to move. You don't care. I don't care if they all sold out on May 4th. We don't have any for May 23rd. Don't care. They sold out. That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you made your money, right? Just like celebration.

SPEAKER_02

But I was looking forward to that. Oh my god, those people still won't stop. Cracks me up. Still won't stop. Those people are so stupid. And it's like, and the thing is, I heard on like the Facebook groups, you can't talk about how you got tickets, but they're letting all the people bitch about who didn't get tickets. It's like that doesn't seem right.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Jack hole.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so I'm not tripping on the toys. Like my little one, I told her if she wants happy meals this month, she can get him at Burger King. So if I get 'em, I get 'em. I think I have the Razorcrest, Mando, and she just got Grogu today.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and I'll probably bring you the uh the Torranch Cooper one just to add to the collection, you know, or anything. So I'm not trying. This is like I said, this isn't 10 years ago uh McDonald's when we were fighting for all those Sith figures. Um this is like, yeah. It's funny, I can look over. I have a bookcase over here uh with the McDonald's at Happy Mill uh whatever the container, all of them are in there. I'm just over here to my right. That shit's hilarious. I'm like, oh yeah, that's it. I think I have two sets actually. There's two sets over there. Uh, because I think one of them was a bitch to find. Like mall.

SPEAKER_00

It was, yeah, there was one of them cards.

SPEAKER_02

One of them was a bitch, and I was able to, it was I was doing my my property inspections, and there was a McDonald's nearby, so I stopped there for lunch and they had them. I was like, I want three. So obviously I had to grab yours. Right. Um, and then I was doing two sets in case I wanted to sell one. Never did. I just got two sets sitting over.

SPEAKER_00

Probably not worth anything yet.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, probably not. No, they're probably not, but it was fun. I enjoyed I enjoyed you know how it is. It's it's the pen trading. I enjoyed the hunts. I want to just get them all. But but not with this Burger King stuff, it's just they just don't look good enough to want to get.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they're just not good.

SPEAKER_01

No, I did I did grab both crowns though, the Grogu crown and the Mandel crown. So I had one of each of them. I didn't realize until after a while.

SPEAKER_00

Right? Instead of just uh flip sided or something.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. Uh it was like, oh, okay, because the uh what was it? The uh the Grogu one is in the kids' mail.

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, Alright, cool.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_02

I get I get the kids' mail and I got two fries and it's 'cause I can't do the apple stuff. Without having a stomach issue. The two fries and the burger, that's actually enough to fill me up. I was surprised.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's not a bad meal at all.

SPEAKER_02

No, no. I was like, how is this enough food? I don't know. Mind mind over everything else? Because I got that big$19 meal and ate it all. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00

Felt like crap later. 2,000 calories in one meal. Bro.

SPEAKER_02

And again, I did not enjoy the burger. It was just like, but I wasn't wasting food either.

SPEAKER_00

The tots were good. I like those. Oh, I did not like that.

SPEAKER_02

I've had those cheese tots. They've had those cheese tots. They've had those cheese tots for years. And I tried them once a few years ago and did not enjoy it. I was like, oh, okay, maybe as well try a different recipe for these. But nope, same fucking recipe. Same one. Still gross. Like the I my meal will have to be chicken fries and fries. Like I said, which is why I'll get that meal to get your cups. Because that the the chick, the garlic chicken fries are really good.

SPEAKER_00

That was the most important. I'm basically Vincent from Pope Fiction. I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King. I hardly ever eat there.

SPEAKER_02

Uh oh girl likes it, so every once in a while we'll go there for Whopper Wednesday and they do$4 Whoppers. Uh or what is it?$4 Whoppers or a$6 or$7 meal versus$10. So I was like, alright. For that price, it's not terrible. It depends on where we get it, I'll add cheese. If it's in Boulder, I won't add cheese, it's 80 cents. If it's in Longmont, I will, because it's only 40.

SPEAKER_01

It's not cheap like that. Or if I'm getting it to go, I'll just put cheese on it at home. Ridiculous. Then it cost me a dime. As it should. As it should. Right? For real.

SPEAKER_02

You want cheese on that? How much is cheese extra? Right. It's like, no, we're gonna charge you 80. It's like sour, you want a side of sour cream?$3.99. I'm like, get the F out of New Mexican restaurant$3.99. Dude, I could buy a 16 ounce container in Walmart for$3.99. Matter of fact, I'm gonna bring a container and just share it in a restaurant and take all y'all property.

SPEAKER_01

I was just done with it. I just gave it away. What are you talking about? Yeah. The next person's done with anything. Man, I'm cheap like that. Fuck that. I can't do it. Any pain.

Licensing Overload And Convention Strategy

SPEAKER_00

What else do I do? Let's see. Licensing in general for Mando and Grogo. So I got scrubdaddy sponges. I saw they had razor blades. Yep, razor blades, yeah. Bath and Body Works.

SPEAKER_02

They put their name on everything. Dude, they're they're they're the they're the Franks Frank's Red Hot to fucking marketing right now. Right? They put that shit on everything.

SPEAKER_00

So it's the first time they've had Bath and Body Works.

SPEAKER_01

Trust me, I would know. Um the wife loves Bath and Body Works, so I would know. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Also, she went crazy. Like, I just bought like three of everything. More than you did. Why? Right? Like, why? She's like, you know, for the casita. When Luke comes over, he can shower with Grogu body wash.

SPEAKER_01

Right? I got Mando's head on my body with Grogu wash. The synths aren't bad. They're okay. Um again, I like the lunch boxes.

SPEAKER_02

The lunch box was cool. The lunch lunch box was cool. I'll give you that.

SPEAKER_00

Well, there's two actually. There's one for the rewards that you saw with the Grogu on there eating the snacks. And then there's the one that the one in the store is uh Mando and Grogu on that little walker.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I ain't gonna lie, it was cool.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's not bad. Uh the Scrub Daddy's sponges are kind of weird.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

That's a weird license. Um I mean, they've had there's been weird licenses before.

SPEAKER_02

I mean Scrub Daddy, I mean, I haven't even really heard of Scrub Daddy until I started watching these YouTube videos, these commercials that pop up when a dude walks in. Scrub Daddy? No, I'm Paul.

SPEAKER_01

And now they're Scrub Mama or something like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Well, we got um uh a sponge holder for our sink, and it actually has like two dimples on it. So you can put it in the eyes of your scrub daddy sponge. That's how popular the sponge sponge is.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, alright.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know if it was made for that or what. It just happened to work out that way. But yeah, no, it fits perfectly in the Scrub Daddy eye sockets.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I honestly I don't think I've heard of them until about a month ago. Maybe two, however long I'm watching these videos. Certainly not before this year, but in the last couple of months is probably the first I heard of it. I did not know it was a thing. I was like, I saw the commercial, I was like, is is do gonna walk the is do gonna walk out talking about I've seen on TV and all the Well wait, there's more waiting for that. For the low price of double it, right? We'll send you a second one. Absolutely free. Absolutely free hands.

SPEAKER_00

Uh oh man. Ugh, the razor blades, whatever, I guess.

SPEAKER_02

Not yeah. I I buy disposable. First of all, I have electric razors, but if I wanted something, um I I buy disposables from Walmart, the double blade for like two bucks for a pack of 12 or something like that. I don't need to go all out. But yeah, they I don't know. The more I see, like, oh, we're doing this and we're doing this and we're doing that, I'm like, why? Like some of it makes sense. Like Danilla wafers made sense because of the blue cookie thing from the show, right? Anything that ties in with the show, absolutely. Anything else, you're just throwing your money out there thinking, and somewhat rightfully so. Yeah, somewhat rightfully so. We'll see what these Star Wars fans will buy. This ain't episode one, man.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02

Episode one, we bought everything.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we did. Everything.

SPEAKER_02

How many I I still have all like eight boxes of band-aids in my storage buttons, you know, because they had different pictures on the box.

SPEAKER_00

Yep, yeah, they did. Should we still eat cereal out of uh the episode two bowls that you could mail away for with the cereal? Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00

I got two sets. We got two reds, two blues, and we still eat cereal out of them.

SPEAKER_02

Fucking what's something with the different with the with the with the pod racer head or the Amadala head, the mall head, the quagon head, all the different heads they had for everything for all the different personal ideas.

SPEAKER_00

And we should buy all of it too.

SPEAKER_02

Hell yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's like they think it's those days, but it's not. It's not, no. Like, especially you got these, it's like, oh, we're gonna try to try to market to these uh uh to these to these soccer moms who are all who think Grogu's cute. I'm like, yeah, they think he's cute. They're not buying stuff with Grogu all over it, though. You gotta understand that. Their kitchen still has daisies and shit on patterns, unless you unless you make some daisy patterns out of Grogu's head, you're not gonna get him, you're not gonna get that market. That's how it works, man. Roosevelt would do it. Grogu floral. They would fucking sell out too. He's like, that'll be SDCC this year. Grogu floral. Shit sold out in the first two hours.

SPEAKER_00

Shit, I think I'd buy it too.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, hell yeah! Every last one of us in our groups gave one. We talk about it now, make fun of it, and we're all gonna have it in our wardrobe. If we can get through that line.

SPEAKER_01

After what happened last year, ooh, we're gonna be.

SPEAKER_02

But the two of y'all going through, it's like, uh, that's good enough. Yeah, I was like, I was I was telling a little girl, I was like, if there's anything we need, they'll grab it for us, because they're probably gonna get it themselves also, so not a big deal. Um, and if and if uh and if it's just if it's just uh if if the uh oldest doesn't want to go, then one of us will go and we'll either way, we'll get what we need. Don't worry about it. She's like, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00

It'll be fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Exactly. Like they got it covered, don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

The only thing that's really. I mean, again, the the the shirt, the Roosevelt shirts was the only thing really to push for last year. Yeah. Um, and even and even though it was limited, they were still available the next day.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we still got Seth Foros the next day. The only one we couldn't get was the Purgals.

SPEAKER_02

The Purgals.

SPEAKER_00

But that one was actually limited.

SPEAKER_02

I'll see. Even then we still got some uh available the next day. Because I think I think I bought up bought one uh a bigger size the next day, uh like a 2x instead of an X or something. An old girl got a 2X or whatever. So it was still available. So it's like is it obviously as each year it's grown, so this year is gonna be worse. Uh, I get that. Um, I am curious, I'll know at Denver because last year, Denver was easy, dude. Um, when I walked in, I was probably first 12 every day if I wanted to be first 12. Wow. And then later in the day, you just walk up. Like later in the day, it was like nothing really sold out too hard, you know, here and there, but I don't expect it to be a problem uh at Denver this year. And but if it is, then I know it's gonna be a problem at San Diego. So that that's what I'm using as my comparison.

SPEAKER_00

Comic Con's Comic-Con, it's its own beast.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it kind of is.

SPEAKER_02

And it's hit or miss, too. Like a lot of times you think, oh, this is gonna be Hell of the Hotness, and it's not. That's happened more often uh than not lately, which is weird to me. Usually you used to be able to predict, you predict, you know, this is gonna be this, this is gonna be that. Not anymore. Not anymore. It's like, wow, that sold, or wow, that is the same.

SPEAKER_00

These kids coming up, they're they got weird tastes. We're not our fingers not on the poles with what these kids are buying.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-uh. At all. It's like you did what? And and I do hope those, just a little aside for Denver, I hope it's not as bad as last year with the anime. Like, what I mean by that is not necessarily the shopping and all that was very equally distributed, the autographs. It was the panels. Almost all the panels were, I would say 60-70% were anime-based.

SPEAKER_00

And it was like no, that's not cool. You can't call yourself an expound.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, just be anime expo. I mean, uh, LA is doing usually the same weekend, but LA has that covered. Oh, not this year, because this year, because it's used the I think anime expo in LA is July 4th weekend, and we moved it to Memorial League weekend up here this year. So um, so for us, uh, but yeah, I I don't know if any like when they did the feedback thing, I made that comment. I'm like, man, I'm like, I appreciate anime as much as the next person, but damn, can you not make the majority of the show uh at least panel-wise? Anime stuff. So I need to look. I mean, what I I I haven't really paid attention. I mean the conventions in two weeks, less than two weeks. Uh two weeks, two weeks this past Thursday. I haven't even checked to see if they have a uh panel list out. I've seen the guest list, so I'm not sure there's anything I need signed this year from anybody here. Um I might I still might go and you know be like, oh, this person's here, but I haven't really given it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I think um Sam Whit was there, but obviously my multi graphs are here, so I'm not getting them to you by then.

SPEAKER_02

That'll be that'll be next next April's signal.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly. Yeah, I'll just take we'll wait for celebration and fight that line for them.

SPEAKER_02

That does remind me. I'm likely when when I come down for uh either Disney or or San Diego, um, I'm gonna bring back the Bad Batch posters. So they're already here, although I'm probably driving again in in next April, let's be real. Uh, but I'll bring them just to make sure that we have both of our uh posters there for Michelle Faux.

SPEAKER_01

Because she already announced, right? Michelle already announced Omega. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

I wonder if they're gonna do another. Remember the reading uh that they did uh each other's voices, yeah. That was so cool. The live reading on the stage. I mean, as a matter of fact, when I met him to get the signature of the our our poster last year, two years ago, whatever it was, um, I brought that up to him and he was like, Yeah, we're hoping to do more of those. The crowd seemed to like that. I'm like, oh yeah. He's like, Yeah, we got that's probably the most feedback we got on something was the live nice, rightfully so, man. It was so well done. Yeah, to go back and forth with all the voices right there, just not even like, okay, stop. No, you're just gonna switch from one to the other.

SPEAKER_00

Keep going. Like you're watching an episode.

SPEAKER_02

Right? You go, D.

SPEAKER_00

So got that talent.

SPEAKER_02

I will admit though, uh, Sam, that might be one that I'm more appreciative of as we've gone along, especially with the small series. Uh not that he hadn't earned it from Rebels. Um, but I might have to get a signature. I might and I'm not sure what. No clue. But he'll have some badass small pictures, I'm sure. That's that's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking, that there'll be something like that there. I'll just grab one of theirs. But yeah, yeah, yeah. So I I think I'm that'll be that'll be one on my list. I mean, again, not knowing who's all gonna be there, but as of right now, uh Michelle and Sam are probably the two on my list. I was like, what about the you know, the the main actors? I'm like, well, I got a lot of them at episode three, so I don't care. Yeah. Whatever it was, LA.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Shit, whatever I need on my badges.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, for real. For years, yeah, for years for sure. But I maybe I had a lot of those prints done. But most of them were the episode three actors, and I and I know that, but um but yeah, I mean, way too early. I mean, like the people anybody know what the panels are gonna be? I'm like, get out of here with these dumbass questions.

SPEAKER_00

Starfighter. I I that's one I can guarantee.

SPEAKER_02

For real. The movie comes out six weeks later, seven weeks, uh almost eight weeks later, actually. Almost exactly next month, yeah. Exactly. So it's it's eight weeks from the start of celebration to Starfighter. You can absolutely guarantee they're gonna have a panel.

SPEAKER_00

50 years look back at Star Wars. Done.

SPEAKER_02

There's gonna be there's gonna be a panel. Collectibles as well. Um, and not just, you know, it'll be all different types of meeting. The art of uh the visual effects of. You're gonna just pick whatever subtopic is gonna happen. Uh that's that's just to me goes without saying. It's like, of course it's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. It's too far to worry about.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00

Uh road to celebration pens. That's what I want to know about.

SPEAKER_02

Right. When does that happen? When is the road the shirt? Are they gonna do a road to celebration pen? Road to celebration shirt. And those ones that truly are exclusive that you can't get in the store.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Unlike the stuff that was available last two weeks ago, you can still get that at the store. The road to celebration stuff is what's not available. That's when you have to be like, do I really want stop? You know you want it, just buy it.

SPEAKER_00

Stop thinking about it. Because you don't like that. Yeah. Somebody at the show wants it if you don't.

SPEAKER_02

Absolutely, there will be somebody who wants that if you choose, like, ah, change my mind. Okay, bring it with you. You'll be fine. You will somebody will get it. Yep, easily. You will make money. You'll say you're guaranteed not to lose money, and you're most likely going to make money off of it. Just accept it, move on. They learned the hard way. And you know what? I learned the hard way one time. That's probably celebration three. You want something, you're thinking about it, just buy it. Because you come back, it's gonna be gone. That was like my first experience of not even Comic Con. It was Celebration Three, I think, where there was something that I wanted, and it was like gone. And ever since then, it was you're thinking about it, just get it. And it happened at uh Celebration Anaheim 2015. There was a t-shirt. I'm like, uh, nope, I know better. I bought it. Come back the next day, sold out. I'm like, yeah, that's what I thought.

SPEAKER_01

That's why we get it. Yep.

SPEAKER_02

So, but yeah, I'm a little frustrated with with all the Facebook posts of whiny though. It's like, can we move on? That was two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_00

I just it just amazes me that there are people in our age group. They're like, oh, it's my first convention. Okay, cool. It's your first celebration. Okay, kind of weird if you cared that much. You could have made any of the other 20 that have been in America. Uh if you didn't go to Japan, cool, right? You didn't go to Germany, and I can accept you didn't go to London. Yeah, you didn't you didn't cross the ocean, fine. But we've had a ton in America.

SPEAKER_02

Chicago, Mr. LA, Anahia. Indy, Denver. Yeah, there's been several.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So okay, fine. It's your first celebration. A little weird. But your first convention? That's just crazy talk.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe. If there's nothing to round folks, though, like like some people, they're saving up for this because that's all they can afford. Just this one. If there's only one you could afford and you know it's coming, you've been saving two, three years for this in theory. So, like PhoenixCon, Utah, Salt Lake City Con, all these different, all these different fan expos. If if that's not your jam because the finances aren't there or circumstances, or you live in podunk someplace and really can't get to someplace easily, I could see how that I can't see any other way, but that's how I can see how it's your first first ever. But that's the only way I can see how it's your I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I guess I'm speaking from a point a place of privilege.

SPEAKER_02

Place of convenience. Think about it. You're in Vegas, so there's a con there, and your driving distance to to well honestly, you could all the the LA, Anaheim, Utah, Phoenix, all those cons are six-hour drives away for you to go to all of them. And if you really wanted to push it, you could go up to uh I don't know, Seattle, San Francisco. There's some other ones you can make. Um not necessarily Indianapolis. I think I think Gen Con's Indianapolis.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I think it's still there.

SPEAKER_02

So so there's some, so it's more like I said, if you live in BFE, you're not gonna be able to make it to those. If you live in the Pacific Northwest, you get to go to ECCC, and that what that's it?

SPEAKER_00

I think so, yeah. Rose City. So you can go hang out with D at Rose City.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, there's a handful, there's two. And as you and if you put all the cons on the map, there's gonna be a location where there's a big ass void. If you live there, then I get why you weren't able to make some. Again, especially financially speaking, if you don't have the means to do all of them. Well, I mean, think about it. I mean, uh, even when I was uh uh uh height of working, I still only went to two SDCC and Denver. I mean could have gone to others, but it was like, nah, that's a thousand bucks I can put in my SDCC coffers. Right, actually, obviously more than a thousand bucks, let's be real. So, yeah, I mean, a lot of the the to me it's it's it's just the stupid questions that people are like, nobody has answers to this stuff right now. Why are you asking this stuff?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I'm sure there are answers, but Reed's not going to give them to us right now.

SPEAKER_02

But we don't yeah, but we don't have them yet. Calm down.

SPEAKER_00

They're too busy going through your complaining emails about how you're entitled to tickets.

SPEAKER_02

And putting you on the list. The list. So when they get those 20 tickets back.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. When they get those 20 tickets back in Scalper. So stupid. Uh, what else you got? Uh let's see, let's see. What do I got? What do I got? That was marketing. Oh, we still got it right.

Galaxy’s Edge Timeline Shift And Ride Updates

SPEAKER_00

Alright, alright. Um, so uh Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland recently underwent a time shift. It went from being all um post Jedi. When it started, it was supposed to be between episodes eight and nine. Which hasn't ever really vibed with me, really, mostly because of Kylo. He has his episode seven helmet, uh which he smashed at the end of episode eight. So but whatever. What do I know? Um but you know, whatever, right? Like Hondo's there, he's hanging out with Chewy, um, the first order's there, Kylo's walking around with stormtroopers and all that stuff, hooray. Some people were not happy with that. They wanted it to just be Star Wars Land.

SPEAKER_01

Um so two, three weeks ago?

SPEAKER_00

They shifted it. So where Kylo's shuttle is, where the blue milk stand is, up to the Falcon is now like just no, it's before because Vader's there. So it's original trilogy. So Vader, Chewy, Han, Luke, and Leia and Stormtroopers are walking around.

SPEAKER_02

Did they replace uh the shuttle? Kylo's shuttle?

SPEAKER_00

No. They're retconning it. That was Darth Vader's shuttle, and Kylo loves his grandpa, so he wants his grandpa's old car. There's a comic series uh that goes through it, I guess. I haven't read it yet. I'm way behind on my comics. Um yeah, no, the shuttle's still there. They took down the first order flags, they put up some Imperial flags. Um, they have flags from Andor. Um, like that's like Gorman flags and other flags from the the rebels and stuff there. Um's changed just enough um that the the board doesn't mention the board that's in Arbesh doesn't mention the first order anymore. Um I didn't see any of the characters. I didn't see Han Luke or Vader. I did see Stormtroopers, so that was a little weird. I I'll give you the walking around.

SPEAKER_02

You mean when you were there walking around?

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Because I'm used to the first order troopers, right? But seeing like original trilogy troopers, like oh the 501st is here. Uh no, it's not. Um and then this coming weekend? Yes, this coming weekend they are changing Smuggler's Run. They're adding the Mandalorian to it. Which is kind of weird because I don't know how the Mandalorian.

SPEAKER_01

What feedback on that's gonna be?

SPEAKER_00

We'll see. I mean, when we did the panel at um celebration last year, it seems kind of cool. The engineer actually gets to do something. They get to pick the mission. Yeah, and then they get to hang out with Grogu and feed him cookies and shit. So we'll see. I think they're adding like three missions to it. I don't know if you can still do the original missions.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, I hope. Like, why would you take that away? There's no point.

SPEAKER_00

If it's not first order era anymore. But I guess a TIE fighter's a TIE fighter. They're the first order TIE fighters don't look that much different. So maybe. There's differences if you know, but you'd have to be the kind of guy that's upset that Kylo still has his magic that doesn't match.

SPEAKER_02

That doesn't jive.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Only a nerd would know that and notice it. So they probably so I don't know. They did change the the pre-show with Hondo. So I I haven't watched it. Somebody recorded and uploaded it. I haven't watched it yet. Um, but I guess they changed that like a week or two ago, also. In preparation for Mando.

SPEAKER_02

Like testing?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. I think that's just a general, hey, I'm not talking about the first order right now anymore. And then it still works, even if Chewy does make you go get um it still fits for what they're doing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Alright, all right. So we'll see. Um we we're gonna find out in three weeks.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Right. Shit, I'll find out next week.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, wait, wait. I was gonna say, will you be able to find out sooner? Is it already a data stream?

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna do it in Florida, yeah. Okay, we have Hollywood Hollywood studios. So I will definitely Yeah, we'll know by then. We're only doing a partial day there because that's the day we fly back from New York. So we'll see.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, the what day you fly back from where?

SPEAKER_00

New York.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot about that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because we're flying to New York on Thursday. Friday we're there all day. Saturday we um come home. I did get the last reservation for ogs. Not like the last ever, but like the latest timestamp. So we'll be shutting down ogs in Florida. That'll be fun.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Nice. Because they said, Then they close early anyway, right? We talked about it last week, too.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they closed it like 10 or something, dude. Um but we saw Mandalorian last week. He was when we were eating our breakfast Ronto wraps, he came by. Um, so we did so he's still there. So like I think the marketplace, like starting at like Doc Andars and Ronto Roasters up to the pet shop, I think that's supposed to be where Mandalorian hangs out. So I think you should still be able to see Mando and Boba in that area. And then past that is where Ray should. I guess it's just Ray because they didn't really have any other sequel characters. I guess Chewie could still be out there since he's everything.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, say Chewy fits all of them, so yeah. So I don't know. I I didn't mind it.

SPEAKER_00

Um it was playing the Star Wars soundtrack was kind of weird instead of just like the regular ambiance music. But it's also John Williams and Star Wars soundtracks are bangers front to back. So I am sitting there humming and singing along to it the whole time.

SPEAKER_01

So it worked. Because it worked on my dumbass.

SPEAKER_02

And then they say something about they changed the uh what's it the projection fireworks thing or something that we're talking about?

SPEAKER_00

So as far as I know, that's still there, but they added a Grogu. So after the one that we watch, okay, there's now a Grogu one also. So we will be staying like to watch that. Obviously.

SPEAKER_02

So is that the thing where where they were telling us like that something happens and then 10 minutes later there's another one?

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

And that ten minutes later is the Grogu one.

SPEAKER_00

It's the Grogu, yeah, it's the Grogu projections. That'll be cool. And they don't do those in Florida, so I won't see it until I see it with you.

SPEAKER_01

And we're holding hands. Naturally. Obviously, um, yeah, Hollywood Studios is a little bit more than a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02

Anything in Florida that you're able to get that's exclusive to Florida that's not in LA? Star Wars specifically.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think so. I think that the California one actually has more. Um yeah, like last year, two years ago, when I got the Grey Lothcats, those were actually different, right? The loath cat mugs. Um I don't I think the Rex mug is the same. Okay, no, if he was different, obviously.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, the no color change is string. But yeah, I think he I think he's the same.

SPEAKER_00

Which is good because less for me to bring back.

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna say, well, less less thing to have to frickin' mule.

SPEAKER_00

But then they also announced the two new popcorn buckets too for this weekend when Mando comes out. The Mandalorian jetpack with Krogu on it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it's a jet pack. I thought I thought it was a no, it's his jet pack.

SPEAKER_00

So you wear it like a backpack. It's like one of those uh camel bags that people wear.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

It'll have the straw yeah. And then the BDX popcorn bucket.

SPEAKER_01

Popcorn bucket, yeah. I did not show her.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but when we get there first thing in the morning and we go to the picnic area between parks and we get the jumbo size locker, she'll be like, why do we need such a big locker? Because you're buying like 30 popcorn bucks later today.

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna say, you will you will see. You will see. Oh man.

SPEAKER_00

Or when she listens to this podcast and she's like, what are you guys talking about?

SPEAKER_02

Right? If she if she catches this before we go, and she should, but if the timing doesn't work out, but if she catches this, they're gonna be I'm gonna around this time, next pod, I'll be looking at my phone and like, hey, did she get to that part about the popcorn button? Like, yeah, she's asking what it's about.

SPEAKER_00

I already have the picture saved, let's get forwarded to her.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, I don't I don't see how she's passing up an either one of those.

SPEAKER_00

I just don't the BDX for sure. I'll probably get. I'll probably get Grogu. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I'm like, stop stop lying, you're getting both.

SPEAKER_00

I know. I'll replace my my my lounge fly with him and fill that bitch up with coat.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we take it to San Diego, fill that bitch up with some silk.

SPEAKER_00

Wow, Bill. Like, how do you keep coming back so much? I'm very thirsty, sir.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. I'm gonna bring up like part of you know you have chargers and and extension cores. There's gonna be a fun in your backpack as well.

SPEAKER_00

So you can just fill that bitch up. Are we doing keg stands at Comic-Con? That's weird.

SPEAKER_01

Hell yeah, we are. Wild Bill's cake stands. Shout out Wild Bill, if you love your product. Your strawberry cream soda is really good.

SPEAKER_00

It took me long enough, but yeah. But you know, I I Comcon's only ever been the only convention we've gone with them, so that's not necessarily worth it.

SPEAKER_02

For for me, I at least have two. I have the Denver, the Boulder County Fair slash Boulder, um, Boulder Creek Festival. I'm like, what's it called? Boulder Creek Festival, which is like a 15-minute walk for me. Um, and then obviously DenverCon, and then San Diego. And for 10 bucks a day, basically fill it up your cup twice and it pays for itself per day. And you know you're gonna fill it up more than twice because you're only gonna bring one and share with people. So it's like, hey, bring your own generic water bottle. Come and fill it up with this soda. Because I'm gonna fill mine. Like, what do you want? Orange. Okay, go to the side, pour it all in her cup, and then go fill up what I want.

SPEAKER_01

So whatever.

SPEAKER_02

Works for me, man. Like I said, I'm not paying seven bucks a drink when I can pay seven for the whole weekend or the whole day anyway, seven per day. So again, fill it up twice. So I make sure I make sure I fill it up at least twice every time so I'm not wasting money and move on from there.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

Fill it up when I get there, and then fill it up when I eat something, because carnival food is the best. So when I go to Boulder uh Boulder Creek Fest, I'm always getting something crazy. Y'all seen it. I had to Luther that one year, like four years ago. I don't know if I'd do that again. It was it was good, but damn. Holy hell.

SPEAKER_00

It was a once-in-a-lifetime thing. You do it, you then wow.

SPEAKER_02

I I knew about it, I got to try it, I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_01

Don't need to do it again.

SPEAKER_02

Um then going back Sunday before they closed and get all the food is like, hey, half rice. I'm like, damn right it is. I brought I brought Tupperware. Oh man. But yeah, it kind of hit me earlier this week. It was like, holy shit, DenverCon is in two weeks. I forgot. It was that soon. I mean, because it's obviously DenverCon ends on s ends on Sunday, Monday, whatever it is. And then three days later I'm on a I'm in a car driving down to freaking Ana. So technically Vegas and then AI.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I've been doing all day. We um we got movers finally to empty out my mother-in-law's storage shed. Gonna say us four hundred dollars a month.

SPEAKER_01

God damn.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. We had like the big shed up in there. But we got a nice big queen size bed in the guest room now.

SPEAKER_01

So you don't have to be banished to the casino if you don't want to be anymore. OMG, I heard myself sneezing on the pod. And we have a fourth house.

SPEAKER_02

That's hilarious. I'm all like, I'm like, why is she texting me? I'm like, oh, she heard herself sneeze on during the playback.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that's great. Yeah, so we got all that stuff.

SPEAKER_02

So hold on, for four, well, I guess we'll talk about it offline. I'm like for our trip in three weeks.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Um, but yeah, no, the house is it's nice though, because she had like a lot of chairs, like really nice chairs and stuff. Um so it's cool. We have like real furniture in the house now instead of just like the one couch. We got some nice uh display cabinets, China cabinets. So we finally start putting all of our Disney stuff in uh one of them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Are you putting it in the uh dining area? That dining room? No.

SPEAKER_00

There's already the liquor cabinet in there.

SPEAKER_01

So where the cat box is a liquor cabinet.

SPEAKER_00

Where the cat box is across from there, we got one, and then right at the end, right as you turn into the kitchen, we got another one there. So got another dining room table. So now we have like a secondary kitchen table in front of the bar. Huh?

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say, where's that go?

SPEAKER_00

So where the bar is. So between the bar and the couch.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. Gotcha. That open area we would where we would drop all of our shit after SDCC.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. Now there's a table there, you can't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_02

Now we drop it on the table.

SPEAKER_00

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, good. Gonna bend down less to shit in my old ass.

SPEAKER_00

Right?

SPEAKER_02

Uh-huh. I mean, I'm not even gonna argue that. Like, oh, oh, that hurt.

SPEAKER_00

But I got a couple of people for the casita now, too. So it matches the tables I have, so there's space for that?

SPEAKER_02

Did you do a lot of cleanup? Okay, I was like, I don't remember there being space for that. A bunch of boxes I've got in front of the TV, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, there still needs to be more cleanup, but one bite at a time.

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna say progress.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02

What is it? How do you eat an elephant?

SPEAKER_01

You know, that's how it goes. One bite at a time. Uh, what else on your list? Uh let's see.

SPEAKER_00

Let's see. Should I I know, right? I think I'm pretty much done. At least for topics for this week. I got other stuff.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Um previews of what else we have coming up later. Um, I went to go see No Doubt at the Sphere. Kind of cool. Um, I have questions about this X-Men game I've been playing. So weird. So weird. Um, and then tuners on there. Um, but yeah, no, I'm pretty much out of uh out of discussion topics.

What We’re Watching Right Now

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Let's see. What my week I I went back to starting to finish Star Trek. I stopped at like uh 2.05, and I'm currently at 3.03, so I went through 26 episodes.

SPEAKER_00

The original.

SPEAKER_02

Original, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still on the I'm still on the original Star Trek. There's only 24 or 5 episodes in this last season, and I'm on like third one. I could see why the show, I'm only three episodes in, but I could see why they stopped after the third season. Second season was a banger. It was good. Uh uh, way better after the first season. But this third season, it's like they regressed. I don't know if the writing they lost people in the writing room. I don't know, but uh it just not as good. Um apparently she sent another message. She's like, and you laughing till you cried was hilarious. I'm like, was that when I understood the joke when I finally understood the joke?

SPEAKER_00

I think it was.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. That show was so funny. Holy still happy.

SPEAKER_02

Uh anywho, so Star Trek, um, and then uh we finished Jessica Jones season one. So now she had to jump into I think Luke Cade season one is next before Jessica Jones season two. Um so that was good. She enjoyed it. Uh I enjoyed the rewatch of some of the stuff. I was like, oh man, I forgot this person was in it. Oh man, I forgot this person, you know, like girlfriend.

SPEAKER_00

I thought she was in her underwear first episode.

SPEAKER_02

Right. Like man. Um and looking, and then they gotta stop showing Mike Holter with his freaking shirt off, man. That's just like makes me depressed. It was like, I can look like that, but I ain't put into work.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna have some sexy chocolate right there.

SPEAKER_02

Right. It was like I was like, okay, bruh, you do you. Man, a different universe, I do you too.

SPEAKER_01

See how many shots does it take?

SPEAKER_02

Uh one.

SPEAKER_00

I'd be all over the maps.

SPEAKER_02

Ooh, we uh yeah, old girl agreed. She's like, no, no, he can leave a shirt off, it's fine. I'm like, you know, I ain't really mad at you. Uh and then uh Yellowstone, we're down to our last uh three episodes of Yellowstone, season five from two years ago. Never should I watch it?

SPEAKER_00

Is it good?

SPEAKER_02

I think so. I I yeah. It's it's it's interesting though. It's the story is the main story has become the B story. And the characters and what's going on with them and what they like, and you know that that's become the main story. It's interesting that it just switched. Um I know there was like a year and a half between seasons, uh between the halves of season five. But no, it I I have enjoyed it. Uh I have enjoyed where they're going with it. I did notice early on, I picked up early on in the whole switchover of we're talking about the whole Yellowstone versus the airport versus you know, all that that's happening. They that that's still a story, don't get me wrong, that's still absolutely a story there, but it's not really the main focus. Um, or at the very least, it shares focus with the people. And they're doing a lot, like I'm there's doing a lot of scenes. I'm like, this seems like filler, but it's good filler of what's going on and how that life is and that lifestyle. And I was like, all right, this is kind of cool. Uh, but once I learned, I was like, why are they not talking about get back to the airport and all this? What's happening with that? Uh but but now it's like, all right, cool. Um, I won't spoil anything. So the second half of the of the last season is uh got got its own thing going on, and again, enjoying it. Three episodes to go. And if if let's wait, if old girl is awake enough after we're done here in five minutes, I'm gonna see if we can throw one more in there and just finish the last two tomorrow. That's how much I want to get through. It was it was that good. Maybe it'll be our summer show then. Yeah, I don't know, it'll be worth it. Again, 14 episodes to finish the season, so not like it's a lot. Um, and then that'll give us an opportunity to jump into Marshall's and the Dutton Ranch spin-offs after that as well. So and that's kind of what triggered this. We uh we both kind of wanted to watch Marshalls. We want to know what happened to get to that. Uh was like, all right, that's cool. We'll just um finish up season five and then jump into that. So and we still have to watch Landman too. But we're behind a lot, you know. There's a lot that we'll be. Matter of fact, that was our conversation. It's like, well, we can watch this, we can watch this, we can watch this, we can blah blah blah blah blah. And that's how we got into Yellowstone season five. We wanted to jump into Marshall's Ranch, and then and then was like, we'll go back. We still have to watch Jack, uh, is it Jack Reacher's last season, season three or something like that? We haven't watched that yet. Um, so there's there's there's a lot of bullies. But again, we don't really have a lot of time. If she's only here Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Monday is usually a secret movie, or Tuesday is a Tuesday movie, there's not a lot of time to watch the show. So yeah. Um that was most of my week. Um, was just trying to catch up on those shows, stuff that I can quote unquote can watch without her.

SPEAKER_01

So then go from there.

Sports Roundup And Football Schedules

SPEAKER_02

But other than that, mostly mostly quiet week. Um, yeah, not too bad. Just watching uh the aces get their ass handed to them in week one and then just dominate almost. They didn't dominate today, but dominate three and a row on the road, three and in a row, on the road, and then get a game winner in today's game to go to four to one and lead the league. They're number one. They went from fourth place to first place with the win tonight and a couple losses, so yay. And then the Knights uh doing a hell of a job to go against the Avalanche, so keep an eye on that. The Dodgers destroying Anaheim.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_02

Bruh, I think three games, six, one, fifteen, two, ten, one, or something like that. Yeah. It's like thirty to three and run scored over the game.

SPEAKER_00

Angels didn't even try.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_02

I understand Angels are the worst team in the league. I mean, I looked at the records and and Angels are the worst team in their league, Rockies are second, and then a bunch of teams are tied uh for third worst, uh, basically. Like, god damn, they got they got obliterated. First, first, uh, you know, you got Vegas destroying uh Anaheim, and you got the Dodgers destroying Anaheim is great.

SPEAKER_01

No issues.

SPEAKER_02

Poor Rally Anaheim. Right.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm. Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_02

Destroyed! And the Lakers expect. I mean, everyone's like, oh my god, the Lakers got swept. I'm like, they should have. Oklahoma City's the Best team in the league, and the Lakers are missing their basically number one player because it's not LeBron, it's Luca. So they might even with Luca, they might have got one win, two max, but they were expected to get blown out. I mean, every game they were underdogs by 15 and a half or more, and they covered all but once. Yeah, I mean, of the of the four games, they covered 15 and a half three times. So that's how good Oklahoma City is. Now, that being said, San Antonio is a tough matchup for them. San Antonio, I think, has a winning record or tie over uh Oklahoma City for the season. So Oklahoma City. Yes, agreed. I think that one might go to seven. It'll be great. Detroit, number one team in the East, got hammered tonight. Last time I saw it, they were losing by like 32 in a game seven at home. That's just embarrassing, man. You can't have that. So New York and Cleveland will be for the East. Oh, San Antonio.

SPEAKER_00

125-94.

SPEAKER_02

There you go. One by 31 was the final. Um, so yeah, so New York and Cleveland will play in the east and then San Antonio and Oklahoma City in the West.

SPEAKER_01

I like Oklahoma City and New York. Um, we'll stay on sports. Um our schedules got released for football. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That happened.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's all came out.

SPEAKER_02

See you in November.

SPEAKER_01

Was it Thanksgiving week? Yeah. Oh, is it really? I'll just I'll just tell you. I think it is okay. I think it is, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It's like the game, and then then five days later is Thanksgiving, right? 40s then.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It's it's after, not and no.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, that's the Seahawks game. You're not coming out for that.

SPEAKER_02

No, we'll be out there either October 4th or December first week of October or something December. I think it's the I think the Chiefs or Broncos game is October, and then the the other one is December.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, Broncos are December 20th.

SPEAKER_01

And then the Chiefs is October 4th.

SPEAKER_00

Yep, Chiefs is October 4th.

SPEAKER_02

So, yeah, so we'll look into that. We'll see how schedules work for you guys and for us and try to make one of those two, if not both. Um, oh, I should tell you. Um, I'll keep my eyes open for it too, and if I find it, but it do some re have have have have uh have a girl or do us, whatever. We'll do research in the next couple of weeks. Denver, Denver does cheap tickets because they're required to, because of the stadium project, every year. So I'll try to, if you guys are coming for the game, I'll try to get tickets for that game doing the cheap. I'm not sure if you have to be like a local or you know, a Colorado resident. Obviously, if that's the case, then I'll try. We'll try on our end. But if you can get them elsewhere, then just look out for it. But I'll keep my eyes open. But it's like, yeah, don't obviously they sell fast. I'm not gonna concern myself with the, you know, it's like, oh my god, we gotta sit here, we gotta sit here. I'm just like whatever tickets available, I'm just gonna get.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. Can we all sit together? Cool.

SPEAKER_02

That's exactly. I don't care if it's in a row or stacked, as long as you know, either way, what's it? And the more people, the more you want to stack anyway, let's be real.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So yeah, once you get over six, it's like, no, you want to stack them if you can.

SPEAKER_02

You got seven, four, and three. Oh, yeah, but just throwing it out there that I'll keep my eyes open because I said I never know when they go on sale because I never really go to the games.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But knowing you guys want to do this one, uh, I'll keep my eyes open for when that happens and the sale happens and try to check on those uh discount tickets. It's like half price or even more or something like that, but they have to do X number of home games per year because of the deal.

SPEAKER_00

That's interesting. Rangers don't. Rangers like fuck it.

SPEAKER_02

Not at all. I mean, they're getting their money, however you want to look at it.

SPEAKER_00

Speaking of uh football games, uh the lady that sits behind us, she has a friend that wants to go to the Bills game.

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna say, that's the one who talked to us when we were there last game, right? She came up and talked to you when when when yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00

So um She's like, yeah, so my friend wants like six. So I'm gonna tell him my four, and I was wondering if you guys could do two. I'm like, yeah, whatever. She's like, I'm charging him$350 a ticket. Yes, yes, we can do that.

SPEAKER_01

Uh right.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, uh hell yes.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know what you're gonna let me.

SPEAKER_02

Do he want four?

SPEAKER_00

Double up as I don't care about the best.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I'm saying. I will skip it. I will skip a game. You're gonna you're gonna give me that, I will skip a game. Now, your girl might not, she she might still go. Let's be real. But wait, wasn't that I thought she I thought it was a dolphin's game she was talking about. I did too.

SPEAKER_00

But she called yesterday, and it was the Bills, so Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I'm almost certain it was a Dolphins game that she was talking about.

SPEAKER_00

I was too. Because she said that she'd been calling her, but she missed the calls because she's at work. But I'm like, yeah, she I think she wants the Dolphins ticket, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I say I imagine do you have any Thursday games? Because I'm trying to think of your schedule.

SPEAKER_00

What you gonna miss? Dude, they are straight off Sunday at one. Wow. Every single one.

SPEAKER_02

That makes no sense. You get the number one draft pick, you at least want to show them off once. You know what I mean? I mean a Thursday game.

SPEAKER_00

Unless they're doing it in away game. I didn't pay attention to the away schedule.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay, okay, okay. I see. But all of our home games. Right, are so okay. I thought you meant that as a team, they didn't have any Thursday or Monday night game. Okay, so they might have one. No, no.

SPEAKER_00

Away game. Yeah, likely they do.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, because usually they have to have one. Usually every team has to have one. Uh, and usually it's Thursday night. Every every team has to have one Thursday night game. That's how it used to be. But that was, I think that might have stopped last year. Up until like 2024, from when they started Thursday night games, every team had to have one.

SPEAKER_00

No, I'm looking at the schedule, dude. All of our games are at one o'clock, even local time.

SPEAKER_01

Damn, man, that's brutal. That is that is so crazy to me.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, I get it, they're not good, so you don't want to showcase them.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, all the games are if they're not one o'clock here, then they're 10 a.m. But that's when they're back east.

SPEAKER_02

But 10 o'clock Eastern. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

All of our games are easy.

SPEAKER_02

Or 10 o'clock either because it's because it's one Eastern, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Zero primetime games unless that is so weird.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Like I said, because they make a habit of giving at least one. That's why I'm all like, that seems odd. But hey, if you're bad, you're bad, you know? What are you supposed to do?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I mean he got last place last year, so what you know.

SPEAKER_02

But like, like I said a couple times, man, it's it's just because the number one draft pick, you would want to showcase him once. Um, but I guess they don't give a shit, man. They're like, yeah, we don't care.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Raiders suck, so we're not gonna bother. That's what it sounds like. All right, whatever. Well, yep. Whatever. I guess it makes it easier to make make games. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

Small victories in that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I wasn't mad. I'm like, cool, so I can be home at a decent time on football night. Done.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you can make it back to watch Sunday night football and not even miss kick off.

Juice Debates And Wrap-Up

SPEAKER_01

Last time you've been able to do that. So, alright, fair enough. You know, that's how it rolls. It'll be fun.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't think we'd make it this long, Lou. With just the two of us.

SPEAKER_02

We right, we went past. We went past. I mean Alright. Well, let's be real. We can we can freak we can we could probably go through our three hours if we really want to. We probably could. Uh there we restart. Don't be wrong, we'll start getting to our personal lives and all that shit, but we could sit here and talk three hours and not even bleak. It'll be like, hey, hang on, go to the bathroom. And then come back and you're gone.

SPEAKER_00

Let me pause the recording real second. Hold up.

SPEAKER_02

Frank, for real. Let me go refresh my juice. Uh go to the bathroom. And I'm black, folks, so yes, it is juice. I don't care what it is. It's juice. Whatever it is, it's juice.

SPEAKER_01

All of it.

SPEAKER_02

You want some lemonade? Yeah, I want that. Yeah, give me some juice.

SPEAKER_01

Yep, juice. That's the only juice we have.

SPEAKER_02

Right? And those flavors, though. You get that minimate, 3.3 cents an ounce. You say it's cheap, so you start getting I got watermelon, peach, tropical punch, fruit punch, strawberry lemonade.

SPEAKER_00

Dang. Like a freestyle machine up in this bitch.

SPEAKER_02

Basically, although Twister, new brand, they're cheaper. Instead of a dollar ninety seven a carton, it's dollar ninety-four.

SPEAKER_00

Dang.

SPEAKER_02

Save three cents a carton.

SPEAKER_00

A man's unemployed, he's gotta save it where he can.

SPEAKER_02

Exactly. They only got three flavors, though. That's the problem. So you're stuck with three flavors if you do all that. Right. I'm trying to help him out. The more I buy, I figure, oh, people like this. Exactly. Like, oh yeah, I do. Bring some more. For real. Can I get some grape? Shit. Like only Welches has grape. It's like, come on now. Well, only Welch's has good grape. Good grape. Let's be real.

SPEAKER_00

Good grape. It does have its own flavor. You can tell Welches when you drink it.

SPEAKER_02

For real. You drink any other is like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, Welches. It's like chicken, man. You you you you line me up with some with some churches, Popeyes, KFC. I'm I'm gonna know which is which. Simple as that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Certain certain ones have their flavor. Yep. And that's okay. That's okay. That's why I go there. I'm in a mood for this flavor. This is spice of life. Uh-huh. And if it's Popeyes, it's all the spices.

SPEAKER_00

All of them. Can't say it has the secret spices.

SPEAKER_02

Uh, right. You won't tell you. It's all over the internet, they won't tell you.

SPEAKER_00

All right. Well, I hope you enjoyed the episode, Duke. I hope you actually listened to us since you're not included.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, right? I did. Last time y'all did, it was I thought it was entertaining. I mean, I ain't gonna lie. I I laughed a lot when you guys do yours. Like when I'm not there, I think twice or three times it's happened now. I I've watched and I've laughed, so I've enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_00

We're entertaining as fuck.

SPEAKER_02

We really are. Well, no matter what two of us should put you put me, you put me and Duke together, that might be interesting. There'd be so much poke to bear shit from both sides going on. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00

I'd be like Michael Jackson meme. I'm like, I didn't watch it. I just processed it and uploaded it.

SPEAKER_02

Yep, he's easy. He's popcorn there the whole time. That would be so funny, though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

We'll have to figure that one out. We'll have to figure that one out. Alright, y'all.

SPEAKER_00

Next time we see you, we'll have seen Mando and Grogu. We'll bring our reviews to you.

SPEAKER_02

We will. We will. Because all of us would have seen it probably multiple times, let's be real.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, probably.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, because you got you got the show, then you got the cruise, and you got a couple times a day if you really wanted to. I'm I'm assuming you show it multiple times a day. I don't know that I'd like to think so. That just makes sense to me. So whatever.

SPEAKER_01

We'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_00

Alright. Bye, y'all.

SPEAKER_01

See you next time.

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