Vaguely Inconsistent

Steamed Buns And Other Serious Arguments

JDL Season 3 Episode 14

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A single question blows the whole room up: is a hot dog a sandwich? We don’t just argue “yes” or “no” we argue the rules, because the answer changes the second you define what a sandwich even is. Two separate slices of bread? A bun that counts as one piece? Bread plus filling no matter what? Somewhere in the middle we also learn far too much about microwaves, steamed buns, and the kinds of opinions people will defend like it’s a court case.

Then we swing hard into movie review mode with Disclosure Day. We give credit where it’s due, but we also dig into the moments that made us roll our eyes: plot leaps, characters acting dumber than they should, and big themes like empathy and religion that get teased and then left behind. If you love breaking down story structure, this part hits all the classic “why didn’t the script just do X?” questions.

From there it’s pure pop culture podcast chaos in the best way: quick reactions to recent watches, debate about what we want from superhero movies and shared universes, and a full-on Star Wars trivia gauntlet where we argue the questions as much as we answer them. We round it out with real-life check-ins (work stress, moving plans, Fourth of July waterfront music) and collector talk about Funko Pop pricing, exclusives, and why clearance shelves are getting wild.

Subscribe for more unfiltered pop culture takes, share this with the friend who will fight you over sandwiches, and leave a review telling us your hot dog verdict: sandwich or not?

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Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich

SPEAKER_02

It's a jack sandwich. Yeah, yeah. Now I see a drag sandwich. As it should be. As it should be. Are hot dog sandwiches?

SPEAKER_01

Well see, when this question comes up, there's only one follow-up question. How are you defining a sandwich? Simple as that.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Yep. I say.

SPEAKER_01

And once you have that answer, then we can answer the question.

SPEAKER_00

Why do you say no? It's a hot dog. A sandwich is two pieces of bread, not a a cradle.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So what if you separated the the buns? Because that happens to be a big thing.

SPEAKER_00

How many times have you put a hot dog in the microwave and pulled it out, and then the the bun is like like microwave my buns? Wait. Should we weirdo? What? You microwave the hot dog, then you put the bun in the hot dog in the bun. No, you put the hot dog in the bun, you wrap it in a paper towel, and then you put it in the microwave. That's how he steams the bun. Right. Why do you need to steam the bun? Thank you, Lou. Holy shit. Guys, mark this. Second time Lou and I have agreed on something. Oh shit! And we didn't even have to have a conversation. It was just natural, just connected. Boom. No, that's how you make a fucking hot dog.

SPEAKER_01

You want some stiff ass bread for your hot dog? Is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_00

No, Jack was actually just writing it down, was what he did.

SPEAKER_01

Jack likes hard buns, apparently.

SPEAKER_00

They're not hard if you keep the bread properly.

SPEAKER_01

They're also not steamed. Like, come on now. You ever had a hot dog from a hot dog cart?

SPEAKER_00

Costco? Costco steams their buns.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, and I'm saying so does Sam's. 7-Eleven. You were in New York recently. Those carts, you got buns on one side being steamed, you know, underneath the with the hot dogs being boiled and whatnot. So you're so your buns are nice and soft. I wanna I wanna put my hands in those soft buns, Jack. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Buns of steel.

SPEAKER_01

Buns of steel is a hot dog a sandwich. Like the moment, the moment you tear the bread apart, and you got it by your definition, the hot dog in between the top and bottom bun, yes, then it's it becomes a sandwich. Again, depends on what your definition is. So like they do make those cradle buns, right? That's unlikely to break, therefore it could never br it can never be a sandwich on that definition.

SPEAKER_02

So the answer is maybe. Maybe.

SPEAKER_01

Again, that every time I've had this question come up like once a year from somebody. Um just fucking around at a bar, whatever. And it's and it's like, not answer that question until you define a sandwich for me. Then I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_02

What other definitions of sandwich have you got? Right?

SPEAKER_01

What some it's it's just bri bread, bread with some kind of filling. Like filling as in peanut butter and jelly, put those together and makes a sandwich. So the filling is the peanut butter and jelly. Right. The filling could be Nutella, whatever. Uh, but the key was uh bread and a filling. Like you could take one piece of bread, fold it in half, whatever filling, and that's considered a sandwich by some people too.

SPEAKER_00

That's a hot piece of the bread. Also considered a hot dog bun at that point. Once you fold it your bread.

SPEAKER_01

My point exactly. That's why it has to be defined. That exists.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't have hot dog buns until I was a man.

SPEAKER_01

Man, I didn't see I didn't I didn't have all that money either, but we didn't do it that way, man. I took us I no, you take you take two hot dogs and you slice them long ways and you fold them open and you put an assure meat on slices of bread, a regular slice of bread.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Don't don't talk about don't talk about slicing hot dogs down the middle. That's uh Jack had some really weird bad flashbacks from that. But that would make it a hot dog sandwich, Lou.

SPEAKER_01

You might, again, based on definition, it very well might. Hot dog sandwich. Or if a hot dog is a sandwich, it's redundant, you can just call it a hot dog still.

SPEAKER_02

See? So where are you going? Vaguely in the rich asking the uh the hard the hard questions. Yeah, that's what we do. We want to make you think. We're educational here. Yeah. Don't get mad at us because we're sophisticated. Yeah. Lou is just mostly the fist part. It was one time. Come on.

SPEAKER_03

Oh great. Now Fist is gonna be black in the next movie. Thanks.

SPEAKER_00

So is it still a hot dog if there's a is it still a f is it still a hot dog if there's a hallway involved? And it's your mom.

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna lie, there's a hoe joke somewhere in here, but okay. There it is. That was random. Where did that come up?

SPEAKER_01

Where like I you started off the pot with that shit.

SPEAKER_00

He wanted that joke. He he was setting it up. He was waiting. And I didn't ask about the sandwich. Jack asked about the sandwich.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I'm saying. You started off with that. Is a hot dog a sandwich? I'm like, where did what were you thinking of that that was the first thing that came out?

SPEAKER_03

No, somebody else had hot dogs.

SPEAKER_01

What? No. Nobody, nobody was talking about hot dogs. Jack Dog was sitting there you jumped right into it.

SPEAKER_00

Earlier today, you were sitting there with his hot hot dog and his cold ass bun, going like, man, I need to ask these these guys about this.

SPEAKER_02

He don't even remember.

SPEAKER_03

He's like, We'll see when I listen back to it. We'll see. We'll see.

SPEAKER_01

See, nobody talked about a hot dog. It's just you just jumped on and started it. And my first thought was what was he doing that the hot dog was the first thing on his mind with the pod start.

SPEAKER_00

There was a hallway involved.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_02

Hey oh or hey ho, whatever. Hey. Did you have hot dogs for lunch or dinner? No.

SPEAKER_00

I did have a sandwich though. But he wanted a hot dog. That's the thing. He was eating the sandwich. He was like, man, this would be so much better if it was a hot dog. Well, you know I how I love the tube steaks. That's true.

SPEAKER_01

Which could have also been a sandwich anyway, so he still got a sandwich when he got the hot dog, or a hot dog when he got the sandwich. Again, it depends.

SPEAKER_02

Wild.

SPEAKER_01

Hi everybody, welcome to the pod. You were seven minutes in, and that's what you get. Hot dog talk.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. You're gonna have to send us what the uh the AI decides to name this.

SPEAKER_01

Right. But at least this time it really is hot dogs and the food and not some other euphemism.

SPEAKER_00

So you're welcome.

SPEAKER_03

For once.

SPEAKER_01

We're talking about hot dogs and buns, and we mostly kept it clean. Right? Mostly.

SPEAKER_03

Mostly. Mostly.

SPEAKER_02

Jack's buns of steel notwithstanding. I mean, I do have a Chewbacca pillow under my butt.

SPEAKER_00

And you're also and you also have to take into account you actually have to have a butt to have buttons of buns of steel. This is true. So I have squats. There's one thing all three of us can agree is Jack has no butt. This man has no ass.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, if you've seen his jeans, they slide just straight off.

SPEAKER_03

There's like I wear three belts and suspenders.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. You do what you gotta do.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, Roosevelt should make some suspenders.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Some work from work suspenders. Then they would cover your shirts and they don't want that. That's true. I'm almost certain they don't want that. That's true.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, uh did we talk about disclosure day? Because I finally saw it. I don't think we did.

SPEAKER_01

Didn't we hold that thought because you hadn't seen it?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah, because I was seeing it on Tuesday. Because you were watching it. Uh I will admit I was pretty disappointed. Really? This the script the script just did not like the acting was great. The like cinematography was great. I liked the idea, but I just felt I Yeah, we've talked about this before. I mean, we've been doing this shit

Disclosure Day Review And Nitpicks

SPEAKER_00

for long enough now.

SPEAKER_02

A lot of these opinions I think are repeats, but um I hate the the movies where the dumb thing is what moves the story forward.

SPEAKER_00

So like I mean, I guess it doesn't matter, spoilers, at this point. So like to me a couple of weeks and we've all seen it. Yeah. So the first time my eyes kind of rolled a little bit was when he like bailed on his girlfriend, who again he hasn't told anything about what's going on. But yet he also knows that they have this ability to like leap, like manifest themselves in front of like I don't remember what they call it, but when they like basically like enter someone's head and then can like manifest themselves as being like a vision type thing. Like the fact that he didn't like share that with his girlfriend when he's known about this type of stuff for a really long time, and then all of a sudden then she's like, Oh yeah, now I'm in now he controls me type of thing.

SPEAKER_03

I was like, Sir, classified information, loose lips think ships.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, no, no, not that. I think he did tell her and she knew about it, which is why when it happened, she was trying to hurt herself to prevent it. Kind of like what you do when you're taking a lie detector test, and you like have the pin in your foot and your shoe and do stuff like that or whatever. So I think just like like the movie started, and shit was already going on that we didn't know about, obviously. I think she did because I thought the same thing. I was like, what? I'm like, oh wait, she knows what's happening, that's why she's trying to hurt herself to quote unquote wake herself.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, okay. That wasn't my opinion in the movie. So I guess that's and then and then the other one that really stood out to me was towards the end when um the bad guy shows up in the house and he tells everybody to leave, and they literally have a 30-second conversation before two of them come bursting back on the door. Hi, what's going on? And I'm just like, Are you really? Like, that's gonna that like you just told all of them to leave. You yelled at them, get the fuck out of the house. Especially those two guys, because uh they ended up being oh, ones that also worked at the same company. And I'm just like, there were a couple times like that where I was just like, I was like, that's how you're move, like that's how you're gonna like pass, like get through this obstacle, right? Is somebody doing something dumb that they're smarter than they're their characters should be smarter than what they did. Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_01

You know what's interesting though, with that, as stupid as that was, I don't recall that that was actually detrimental.

SPEAKER_00

Like they didn't use that information to really because they were able to track those two people as being other people who had left that the bad company, and then they traced their cell phones.

SPEAKER_01

Did they? Okay. I remember they looked them up. They looked them up and okay, okay, got it. If I remember so I was like, why was that even useful? Okay.

SPEAKER_00

If I remember they triangulated their cell phones and were able to get the date the area that they were in, and then they like it's they were like heat signatures, and then they're like, none of these other buildings have more than one heat signature except for this one building that has 40. And I'm like, now now we're like real, like I don't know. Like to me, it seemed like there were a few leaps of faith that my brain just couldn't do throughout the movie. So it yeah. I mean, I it was fine. I probably won't watch it again. Um I mean I liked the ideas. Uh I like the idea of like the aliens presenting as animals to not scare us, yeah, to to to calm you down or whatever.

SPEAKER_01

Um yeah, because that's not creepy.

SPEAKER_00

Probably creepy once you get into the spaceship, but you know, uh especially when it comes to kids, right? Because kids are inherently s you know, more quote unquote more innocent.

SPEAKER_03

Um but uh well for any aliens listening to this, you can present yourself as Emily Blunt and I will believe everything you say.

SPEAKER_02

What did you guys think? Sorry. Um, I liked it. It was entertaining enough. I'm with you though, even though I liked it, I probably don't need to watch it again.

SPEAKER_03

I like the idea that um because I've always thought this for a while is that if aliens are real, it would destroy religion. But I like that they messed with that, like touched on it enough to where it wouldn't really mess up religion. They're like, no, it it might be okay.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that yeah, that was the other thing that kind of bugged me, is that I feel like there were some things that were brought up, and I can't there was one thing that was brought up, and I was like, oh man, I hope they lean into that more as um I guess it was like the idea of empathy and how we lost how we've lost it as humanity and that type of thing. They had like one conversation about it, and then they never talked about it again. And I'm just like, well, why have that in the movie if you're not going to flip I'm I'm guessing there's a version of the movie where that's probably fleshed out more. Um they're kind of the same with religion. I feel like they could have leaned into the both of those way more, and I don't, you know, outside of outside of her, you know, the main female character or the secondary female character being part of a a nunnery convent for a little while. Um and then having lost her not her faith, right? Because she didn't lose her faith, she still believed in God, but she had lost her value of herself contributing to that good or whatever. Right. Um, which again, she didn't get it at the end. It wasn't like she had some sort of like you know, awakening. She was just there. Also, it kind of bothered me how like the guy at the end became kind of useless, like, because once like Emily Blunt started talking to the alien, like his like towards the end of the movie, like the first two-thirds of the movie was kind of all about him, and then like he kind of disappeared up until the very, very end, and then it became Emily Blunt's movie, which again not a bad thing, but it just kind of seemed like he was like the protagonist, and then all of a sudden he was like not. I feel like the movie could have been structured better to maybe yeah, like he could have he could have yeah, definitely, yeah, he 100% got fanned. That's yeah. Where like he's like you're presenting him as being like an important part of the character, and then all of a sudden, or important character in the narrative, and then all of a sudden you're just like, oh, you're just over here on the side.

SPEAKER_02

Like you could have been Coleman Domingo or any of the other, you know. What'd you think, Lou? I liked it. It had its problems.

SPEAKER_01

Um my since everybody's bringing up their issues with it, my issue with it was the Colin Firth, was that the actor playing the bad company?

SPEAKER_00

The lead the bad company.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, whatever whatever you want to call them.

SPEAKER_00

Um the private corporation.

SPEAKER_01

The private, yeah, the private government corporation. I didn't like how I didn't like how they kind of just became useless. It's like, we're doing this, we're doing it, and all of a sudden we're like, okay, we're just gonna give up, y'all. Do whatever you want. We're we're dumbasses. Uh let's hit let's play this out. Because they're like, oh, we're gonna try to turn the power off. I'm like, okay, great. The reality is you turn the power back on and they're still going, you kill everybody in that in that facility. Simple as that. You you I don't care if you bomb it, shoot it, or whatever. You make sure this doesn't get out any way necessary, and you kill everybody in the news station. I I don't I don't get it. Were they killers, though? Um I don't know. I I don't remember them killing anybody, actually.

SPEAKER_00

So then that's not in their character to kill anybody.

SPEAKER_01

Then that's a bad company.

SPEAKER_00

But but it was how it was presented, right? That this company has been responsible for keeping these secrets for seven years. Why are they all armed under any under any circumstance, right? So you would assume all armed with automatic weapons. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you don't go into a room with automatic weapon unless you intend on using it, right? Like, or are okay with using it, right?

SPEAKER_01

You don't go in there and just tasers, maybe, you know? They have automatic tasers and just shooting taser pellets.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, look, don't give Steven Spielberg any ideas because he did take out the guns out of ET for a while. That's true. The there's a version of E.T. with walkie's hockeys. Everybody's threatening each other with Walkie's Hockeys.

SPEAKER_01

So, so that was kind of my thing. It was like, it was like, wait a minute. This because you know me, I'm always for the bad guys, and I hate when there's dumb bad guys. And to me, that was dumb. That was that was bad guys doing dumb shit. And it was like, no, no, that's I want I want my bad guys to be um the season finale of mall. I want them to be Vader in the season finale of all. Just go in, mall. Go in, take care of business. That's all there is to it. There is no, there's nothing else. And that's not what happened. So it was like the whole time we're supposed to be thinking that these are the bad guys and you should fear them. And they show up and it was like, oh, whatever. They're just there, we're gonna keep doing our thing, and we're gonna have this broadcast and we're gonna make everything happen. It was like, all right. Now what could have been is that they knew it was futile. Once they gave girl the other little device, uh, and she got that second one after using up the first one, then it could have been like, oh, she's got that and she knows how to use it. We don't have a chance anyway, so we're not gonna bother. They didn't explain that, but if that's what it was, then I'm fine with that. But to me, it just seems like they all just gave up, and I didn't and I didn't get that.

SPEAKER_00

Well, even earlier in the movie, when they're when uh when they're in the the abandoned house or the safe house, and there's you know a couple dozen of the bad guys that pull up in the cars, and he like they're in the middle of nowhere, and he comes running up and like falls in the grass and is making all sorts of noise. And again, this is like an entire area that nothing is happening, right? And he is making all the motherfucking noise in the world. He is like the worst uh solid snake ever, you know. No bombs going over there. And then he's out there for a good 15 minutes running around, you know, blowing horns, like just and then he gets in a car, and then finally, and of course the keys in the car. Like exactly. That's how it should have been. And instead, it was like he's in the car, starting the car before one guy goes, Oh, oh no, they he has a car. Like, I'm just like, wait.

SPEAKER_01

No, it's more more stupidity, not to mention he he made all that effort at the hotel to take down signs for location and doesn't account for the one on his piece of fucking paper.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's like it's like, oh Jesus. So again, there that type of dumb stuff. Like I said, I like the movie. I like the concept, I liked what they were doing with it. Yeah, I even liked the end where they were just uh just the the way the one-word ending, uh, because Americans and humans are just so fucking stupid. Um but yeah, there are definitely some dumb things in that, and that and those were a couple that I that I spot. So then I will now unlike you two though, I will watch it again when it's on streaming, but I'm watching it to see if I missed anything. Uh not because I think oh my god, it's so good I need to watch this. I'm like, wow, I like that. I wonder if I missed anything that would have helped.

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stuff that they shared earlier.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, anything like that, foreshadowing of any kind.

SPEAKER_02

So last night we watched um Fall Guy. And um Which version? The extended version.

SPEAKER_03

So little ones watching being herself talking, and then she's like, is this the alien movie you watch where that girl talked weird? I'm like, I've never noticed you noticing actors before. She didn't say anything about

Fall Guy And Begonia Reactions

SPEAKER_03

Ken or Project Hail Mary. It was disclosure day.

SPEAKER_01

Probably because she's I mean that's something though. That one's fresh.

SPEAKER_00

That one's fresh well. But but also like and she has a king. She's uh yeah. But so that's the first time you've seen her kind of connect somebody in two different kind of scenarios, yeah. Type of thing. Nice.

SPEAKER_02

Just because she's her. You know. Yes. I can't believe you hadn't seen Fall Guy yet. I've had it. I bought it like Black Friday or some shit years ago. What'd you think of it? I liked it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It was entertaining. Yeah, yeah. And I liked the cameo at the end to bring in remajor.

SPEAKER_03

Yep. And Momoa, which was funny since we had just watched Super Supergirl too. See, she didn't recognize Lobo at the end.

SPEAKER_01

You saw Supergirl. Is it as bad as everybody's saying?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Did you know that I don't know anybody? Did you get your Supergirls that I that I know that I've seen it of like six people that had one positive thing to say about it and which is it's not a good one?

SPEAKER_03

It it it's not Superman good, but it's um it shows that she is different than Superman, right? Like she doesn't have the same moral code, she didn't grow up like Superman. So that's kind of like the driving force

Supergirl Debate And Studio Marketing

SPEAKER_03

behind the the movie. And she kills a bunch of pedophiles, so I don't see what the problem is.

SPEAKER_02

Let me change that. Politicians maybe Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Look at that, Lou's maturing in front of our eyes.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, it's just mostly Democrats, and just go look at Blue Sky or threads, and you can see all the pedos over there.

SPEAKER_03

But wait, but how come Grinder crashes every time there's a Republican convention in town?

SPEAKER_01

Because they're like gay, not pedos. Grinders, that's different. They're like like Republicans, a lot of the Republican politicians, they will hide that they will suck a dick or take it in the ass, but they're not often going after the kids. The Dems, for whatever reason, like that community, the alphabet community, and all them, they really like fucking with kids.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know why, but I'm gonna have to look that up later. How many politicians get arrested for molesting kids? And how many which side of the aisle they're on?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, both. You're gonna you're probably PC, a 50-50 split. But if like, think about it, for all the like for now, for this thing, got two more days and this month is over. Um, for whatever reason, the alphabet community wants to be naked and bouncing around in front of kids and doing talks in front of kids, and uh bro, we're naked bicycles and we're gonna find a park to go to, and it's like, you know, do what you want and all that, but leave the kids out of it. Well, somebody think of the children.

SPEAKER_03

Where are these naked people at?

SPEAKER_02

Because I want to go to that park. Uh usually Canada. Or Pacific Northwest. D! Kind of Canada.

SPEAKER_01

So just as simple as this, Jack. Pick a blue city, a blue run city, and that's right.

SPEAKER_02

Weird. I don't know why it is that way, but it is waiting for it, Duke. I was waiting for it.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, come on, man. You're holding out on me.

SPEAKER_03

Um we watch Begonia too. Did you guys ever see Begonia?

SPEAKER_01

Well, I like that one.

SPEAKER_03

I've not either fine.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, no, no. I won't spoil it. I won't spoil it. The only the only thing that I'll say was I found that movie predictable from the trailers. And I was right. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

So but I did enjoy that movie. That movie was fun. I'll endeavor to watch it this week and then Oh yeah, I'm curious what you think.

SPEAKER_01

That that was that was a good one. That was a good one.

SPEAKER_03

What'd you think, Jack? Um, I liked it. It's just like the whole like the the weirdness of it. Like as weird as the trailer is, the movie was just as weird. It wasn't like oh well, you know, we showed all the weird stuff in the trailer. But no, it it was just weird the entire time. And I know you got a little crush on Plemen, so he's really good in it. Oh, and his uh cousin that he's with is is really uh um autistic. Well, is he really? That dude's autistic, so I looked him up. Yeah, no, he's for real autistic.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I thought he was just acting.

SPEAKER_02

That that's cool if they hired him.

SPEAKER_01

I mean you know, I like that.

SPEAKER_03

Right. Yeah, no, it's good. I definitely I recommend it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I would I would I would too. I would too. I I it took I wanted to see it in a theater, never got around to it, came on streaming, I still delayed it, and then when I finally saw it, I don't know, a month, two months ago, I was like, I would have been fine watching this in the theater. I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Also, Tuesday is gonna be Supergirl for Us. Did you get your uh Supergirl fleshlight?

SPEAKER_03

No, I didn't even see it. I don't know which theater was selling those. Not sure. Me, neither.

SPEAKER_00

All I know is every video was people going like, uh what? Right.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that cup was a horrible idea.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's not yeah. That's like worse than the Dune Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I I don't know why they came up with that. But no, are you gonna see Supergirl, you're gonna wait until it comes out on streaming? I'll catch on.

SPEAKER_01

Now hold on, I take that back. I take that back. Jack said it was pretty good. If you also say it's pretty good, then I'll go the following Tuesday and I'll watch it then. I mean I mean I'm not giving my full daughters.

SPEAKER_03

Lou hates it because of Millie was saying that people have ownership over women's body. She didn't say men, she just said people. So if you inform men from that, that's on you.

SPEAKER_01

Partly it's her as an actress, uh, and her no, that's not as an actress, as a person, because like she's the typical, let me go out and run my mouth and fuck up all the marketing and be an unlikable bitch. Now, that's her as a person. The other problem with that is when I watched Superman, I hated Supergirl as a character. Her coming off with the bye bitch or whatever she said when she picked up crypto at the end, I was like, great, a fucking millennial fucking supergirl. So her character, forget the actress. Uh you could you could have hired somebody else. And that character was absolutely unlikable and annoying. I have no interest in watching her for two hours being that way. Granted, she should change for the last 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. She's not that way in the movie. Like a little bit.

SPEAKER_01

Like she's still she's gotta start off that way because that's what we're introduced to.

SPEAKER_03

Right. A little bit. She's not that annoying, though. She is a drunk on a self-destructive path.

SPEAKER_01

Right, for a little bit.

SPEAKER_03

Right?

SPEAKER_00

Like just saying.

SPEAKER_01

Um, so so yeah, there's there's a lot. It's like I didn't watch uh that that still white because of the actress, although everybody said the movie sucked anyway, and the actress wouldn't have mattered, but she didn't help the cause. Um and and it's and same, like, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna give them my dollar for that, you know. Same, same thing with with um White Eyes Little Mermaid. Uh uh, it was like can you just go out there, promote your show, and not blame everything on toxic men or white men or men or just it's like Jesus fucking Christ. Like, like this movie is bombing, right? Um, it made like 40 million. Uh and and like I don't know how much worldwide, but but it did not do well. It it it opened up almost half of what Toy Story did on its second weekend. That's how bad this movie is. And part of that is because, again, she's unlikable and runs her mouth. Just shut the hell up, man. I mean, if if if you're the studio, it's like, how do you how do you just allow that? Um again, I'm looking at it from a marketing capitalism side of things as a person, say what the hell you want, right? You go out there, you you back whatever you want to back, no big deal. But when you're when the show's involved and the movies involved and you're marketing the movies, like just toe the line. What the hell? Wait till the movie's out and done with, then go back and talk all your shit, all you want. But Elizabeth Shu, all these women who just like, oh, it's men's fault. You don't like it, don't go watch my movie. Okay, they don't go watch your movie. It's men's fault that this movie didn't do well. It's like you told men not to go watch it. So they listened to you, and now it's their fault. So now that you got this movie that sucks, you've got whatever it is on Rotten Tomatoes, uh, critics and fans, you got whatever it is, it didn't do well, somehow, some way, they're going to blame toxic men. Just just wait, just wait a week. If the if that it's gonna be it's gonna be men's fault, it'll be misogynist's fault, it'll be all it's like, can you just accept that it's a fucking terrible movie? If it is. Again, I don't know that, I haven't seen it. So, but if but if it is bad, and it and a lot of people are saying pointless, there's no point to this movie in the DC universe. Um, if they were trying to introduce her character, they could have done it differently. Although everybody is praising Lobo's uh uh acting or Lobo uh Momoa as Lobo in this. They're like, yeah, he's definitely Lobo and not Aquaman.

SPEAKER_03

I actually saw somebody say, I can't see, I still see Aquaman wearing whiteface. I'm like, no. Get the hell out of here. That's not it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no. So again, I I I don't like her. I don't like her character, but I'm not gonna necessarily judge the movie on that. I got one person finally saying it's worth the watch. So if Duke says so later in the week, that hey, yeah, this was actually pretty good. I don't know what the hell people are talking about. They're idiots. I'm like, alright, cool. Then what'll likely happen is that following Tuesday, like the 7th or whatever that Tuesday is, then I'll probably go watch it. Because now it's like, all right, finally. But but I don't know anybody who said it's good. And that that's what's in my head is what's like, uh, that's not a good sign.

SPEAKER_03

No, it was funny. It was entertaining. Um I guess it doesn't move the DC universe forward if that's what people are looking for.

SPEAKER_01

I would want that because if the idea was they brought James Gunn in to basically be the Marvel Feige, um, and every one of the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers advanced the story to get to the Avengers, and this isn't doing that, I would have questions. You know what I mean? If there's a if there's a spoiler, spoiler, if there's a uh Schwarma at the end that leads into Brainiac, because we know that's the big bad and the Supergirl coming up next year. No swarma at all. Wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

At all.

SPEAKER_01

Um, then okay, fine, and even that little bit helps. But if this is just we're going to turn Supergirl into this person that she is from her fan her her planet going uh cr uh blown up to how she's gonna be better, I don't I didn't need that story. You know what I mean? I need I need the DC universe advance, not necessarily her individual character advance, but you can do both, right? Uh you why not advance her stuff? Get us from where she is or was to where she is while advancing the DC universe. That's what Marvel did. And a lot of people are talking, like thought he was talking about the script was horrible and it was just it was just not good, especially the people who like um The Woman of Tomorrow comic storyline and how they changed the bad guy and to for the worst, and they're they're they're just dogging it. They are absolutely dog in the movie because it was supposed to be taken from that and it really wasn't, and they changed the bad guy, and they're just all types of like uh like don't say it's based off of this and then fuck it all up.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know anything about that. I don't read shit on the internet.

SPEAKER_00

I will say though, that Marvel doesn't exactly have a stellar track record of good movie villains. They have a couple, they got really lucky with like Loki, but there are also a bunch of them that are completely unmemorable now. One shot, yep. Yeah. So not defending Supergirl because I haven't seen it, but I'm saying I think comic book movies in general have not handled the my I'm gonna say minor villains. Killmonger? Well. Wait, which which movie was your mama in?

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. What? I'm just saying it's like button. So I'm not I'm not defending Supergirl based on that. Their villains are basically how they are. Um from Woman of Tomorrow, they did that villain is not how he was. I'm just saying that they're not gonna be asked. They were all basically what you expected from them.

SPEAKER_00

But like I said, I mean, besides Thanos and Loki, like none of the other uh villains, especially from the early Marvel movies, were very memorable or stuck around outside of their one little movie, I guess was my point. So And that's something I think we've talked about.

SPEAKER_01

Did we have this villain? Did we keep him the way he's supposed to be, or did we not? Marvel kept them, as far as I can remember, for the most part, kept them all the way they're supposed to be. This one, absolutely did not. Again, I've never heard of this guy anyway.

SPEAKER_03

His name's like Cream or something. I've never heard of him, so I don't care what the.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like I said, he's based off the Woman Tomorrow uh uh trade or comic, whatever. And he and they changed them completely.

SPEAKER_00

Spoiler, Jack. Should have had Jerry Leto for him. He's running for Senate in Texas coming up from the election. Is that shit?

SPEAKER_03

One of our um people that were running for some minor office, she has got arrested for robbing a bank.

SPEAKER_00

Those campaign contributions just weren't coming in, man. You gotta get them out.

SPEAKER_01

Not enough, man. Not enough.

SPEAKER_02

Wow, that's some shit. People is dumb as hell.

SPEAKER_03

All right, let's see. What else? Do I have anything else on the on the notes? Let's see, let's see.

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, anything else in the movie world since we're there. I didn't go, I didn't go Tuesday. Uh my week was just moving, packing, and two late meetings. One meeting uh went to 9 30, the other one went to midnight. So yeah. That's that correctly.

SPEAKER_02

It was a five, it started at 7, ended at midnight. My pants would have came off by then. I was like, this is my bedtime?

SPEAKER_03

I don't wear pants after 10. Yep.

Work Stress And Moving Logistics

SPEAKER_03

So you guys can wrap this up or free ballin'.

SPEAKER_01

It was in the clubhouse. There was a couch, man. It looked comfy. Oh, oh, it got worse too. So and it the commute is is like 35 miles. Uh 37.2 or something like 35.7. I can't remember what it is. Either way, so the meeting's over. I'm driving back home, I'm on the freeway, and then there's some major accident up front, and everybody has to get off the freeway. That was that happened. Let's see, when did I get off the freeway? About 230, 12.30. About 12.30. No, no, that's not that's not true. It was about it's closer to one. Like 1.05, because I had to swing by the office after the meeting. So about 1.05, everybody has to pull off, so I'm fucking taking surface streaks to get the last you know 20 miles. It was like, oh, you gotta be kidding me. Now, luckily, I didn't have to go into work on time or like that on Friday, so it was chill. But yeah, that was a a day that started at 8.30. Not no, I went in late because at a late meeting. A day that started at 9 30 and ended at work-wise ended at about 12 30. Uh yeah, that was fun.

SPEAKER_02

Then you didn't get home until like 2. Whatever. Whatever. It pays the bills.

SPEAKER_01

It'll get it'll get better once I when I once I take control and get them straight, but they got you still have two more days for you can make them straight, Lou.

SPEAKER_02

That's true.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, 20 uh, yeah, so Tuesday. That's it. No more after Tuesday's it. Wednesday Wednesday? Wednesday, y'all can keep your letters.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So anyway, I didn't do a Tuesday movie. Duke Duke did disclosure day. Um, anything else, Jack, you had on yours? Streaming at home, watching them besides Fall Guy and uh Boog Bogonia?

SPEAKER_03

No, we started watching the Bear. Final season of the Bear. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

The Bears.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I only I got tomorrow's secret movie. Obviously, I'll text you guys. Um I guess it'll be about six something your time, six fifteen. When it depends. Half the time they do previews, half the time they don't, so I don't know what's gonna happen. Uh they make us get there on time because we don't know what's gonna happen. But yeah, I'll definitely like like Jack said, everybody think it's young Washington. Um, I will either confirm or not confirm that tomorrow. And then I don't think I'll watch a Tuesday movie on uh looking around. There's not a whole lot left, but I still gotta pack up. Granted, I don't, it's not like, oh, you gotta be out by the 30th. No, I gotta be out by the 31st of July. I got plenty of time. Although, I'm not an idiot. I'm planning to be out before Comic-Con. So when I come back, I don't have to do anything. You know what I mean? Yep. It's just all done. I already have the power scheduled to be shut off the Wednesday of Comic-Con, knowing that I'm leaving Tuesday, so in case there's any last-minute shit on Tuesday. So I got power on Tuesday, and then I'm shutting it off on Wednesday. That way I have motivation to have to be everything, get everything out before I leave uh to Sandy Ring. Going well, actually. There's not I ain't gonna lie. If I really, really wanted to, this could be done in one day. But I'm taking my sweet ass time.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's the only way he that's that's the only way you can get rid of the couch is by having the blanket on it.

SPEAKER_01

Bruh. You know what? I'm so tempted to keep it and just take it down to the basement, but I was like, I'll just buy a new one. You know, it's this thing. I bought this thing like in see I had the foodon for a while. That would have been 20. So 2015. I bought this couch in 2015. So I have an 11-year-old couch that really needs to go. I'm trying to think, I think the bed, same thing. The bed is just as old. That's that's going. I mean, she's got one at the townhouse already, so I don't not like I need one. But I don't really have much for furniture. You know, I've got the coffee table, probably not keeping it, or I'll take it to the basement. The end tables are going to the bedroom that match this coffee table. Um and then my bookcases. All the Funko's getting boxed up and staying boxed up, but the bookcases will help me organize the shit that I have on eBay, because there's a lot.

SPEAKER_02

So that's I started watching Little Brother.

SPEAKER_01

What's that?

SPEAKER_00

Sorry. Go ahead, finish, Lou.

SPEAKER_01

I Oh, I didn't hear what you said.

SPEAKER_00

I said I started watching Little Brother.

SPEAKER_01

What's that?

SPEAKER_00

Which is a movie that has Eric Andre and John Cena. I think it was Netflix, maybe Prime.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just saw preview.

SPEAKER_00

Um I fell asleep halfway through, but that's me being sleepy. It's hard for me to stay awake. I'm so the problem is I'm so comfortable in my chair now that it's very hard for me, unless it's something really good, like a TV show or movie that's really good, that's holding my interest, for me to stay awake. I can't tell you how many times I've fallen asleep watching YouTube, and then I'll wake up and I'll be like, it'll be like an hour later, and I'll be like, YouTube will be playing just some random fucking shit, and I go and look at my history, and I was like, That's playing our podcast. What are you? What what algorithm are I on? Because this is some bullshit. Fall asleep till the podcast so we get numbers. There you go. Uh but also, I mean little brothers, but from what I remember, it seems like it's just paint by the numbers, just very like straightforward, you know, mixed family, not mixed family, but like the premise is like John Cena was Eric Andre's big brother in the big brother, little brother program, you know, 20 years ago or whatever. And then there's a reason for him to like come hang out with him when he's like a successful with family and blah blah blah. And I'm sure at the end everybody will be happy and everybody will learn something and da-da-da-da-da. So yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I will say when I saw the tr I think I saw the trailer for the first time yesterday, um and then again a few more times today, and watching it was like I I have no interest in this movie. Like, who who is this movie for?

SPEAKER_00

John Steven fans. Oh, just real quick, I did see we did see uh disclosure day in 70mm, and uh that was that was pretty cool. I I do enjoy myself a good 70 millimeter movie, especially because we got like some 70 millimeter trailers, like they played all their normal trailers, and then there was like a cut where like things paused for like 10 or 15 seconds, and then you could tell like it changed, like the the color, the the brightness of the screen and stuff like that changed, and then we got a couple, like we got the Odyssey, and I don't remember what the other one was off the top of my head, but we got like two or three trailers that were um obviously not and we and we got like the regal thing like before those, right? So obviously they don't, you know, they were doing it was two different sources, right? So they couldn't fit the the Regal uh roller coaster intro. Yeah, the little roller coaster right before the movie, which is Is what they usually do. So I would suggest if you have an opportunity to go see the movie in 70 millimeter, whatever movie it is, I always say yes, you should do that.

SPEAKER_02

So and then also a TV show. I think I talked about it last time.

SPEAKER_00

Uh it was uh it's uh Colin Farrell Sugar. I believe it's on.

SPEAKER_02

I think that was on my list.

SPEAKER_00

Um season two just started.

SPEAKER_01

You mentioned it very happy when we did those trailers. I think you mentioned it. Yeah, um whether it was on the list or not, you mentioned it and it seemed like it would be pretty good.

SPEAKER_00

It's on your Apple TV queue when you finally sign up for that. Right? When I finally do my free 30 days.

SPEAKER_01

I should do that when I'm not working, because I'll have all that time. So give it two weeks and then you'll be. That's probably the time to do it. Nah, bro.

SPEAKER_03

His mom's gonna kill him. So I mean he's gonna stay at work because he's scared of his mom. It's not even a money thing anymore.

SPEAKER_01

There is something where I I will I will be at this place for at least two years, no matter what happens. I might be the most miserable motherfucker in the world, but I ain't going anywhere. Or, or, or, because you did say this, or if something else is already lined up, if one of those headhunters, if I'm at one of my corporate events um and somebody's like, hey, you like where you're at? We're looking, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, you want to send me an offer letter that I can accept with a signing bonus, we can talk. Until then, my grandmother's gonna have you asked. Can you CC my mom on it too? Thanks.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, can you send can you send a copy of the offer letter to Las Vegas, please?

SPEAKER_01

Yep, I need you to I need you to CC this email address.

SPEAKER_00

In fact, all negotiations will be handled by this 702 phone number.

SPEAKER_01

Oh man. Man, be like, mm-mm. You need to talk to my representative. I I I can't make this decision.

SPEAKER_00

My agent. My my people will reach out to your people.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, right. Oh man, dog. That ain't no joke. That ain't no joke. Mom, mommy, mom, mom, mom, mom. Mommy. There is zero chance that I'm going anywhere without something lined up. Um but but I I I gotta say, uh we're kind of off topic, but that's us. Uh, I don't I only have four properties, and but three of the four are problem properties, and they came to me because I have the experience to fix them, and I do thrive on that. I will get them fixed. The problem is how much will I care after I get them fixed and they're running smoothly? Then it's like, what I would like, and I haven't brought this up yet because it's way too soon to bring this up, but what I would like is fix the properties, pass them on, give me the next group of problem properties. That's what I would like. But I'll worry about that in a year or two. Um, and then we'll we'll have that. We'll have to I'll have that discussion with like corporate, you know. Especially since it doesn't even have to be here, honestly. Um, I could bounce around. We like I was telling you guys before, we we we've got that uh place that's 10 minutes south of Duke. The other place is by the IKEA in Vegas for the Nevada, Oregon companies. There's also, you know, I think Washington, Idaho, obviously California, because that's where they're based earlier.

SPEAKER_03

There's gonna be the wolf from Pulp Fiction.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, for real. That's exactly what I would like to do.

SPEAKER_03

Go back in there, chill them dudes out, and I'm gonna send the loot directly.

SPEAKER_01

Great! I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go to my first board meeting and be like, do you like oak?

SPEAKER_03

Are you an oak man? Oak is nice.

SPEAKER_01

Don't you just tell me how good my Kool-Aid is. Yeah, that would be some shit. Yeah, honestly, but by that point, I don't know. I would probably more on a corporate level and I would go in to help people to teach them how to do it. Um because I can't, like, if it takes six to eight months to turn a property around, I can't just be, hey, I'm gonna be in Oregon for eight months, you know. That's just and then look, they want to pay for it, because I got rent to pay back here. So if they want to pay for whatever on my living expenses while I'm doing this, okay, that's different.

SPEAKER_03

Now you're gonna live with it. You'll be with me. Be with Duke.

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, but they don't know that. They still gotta give you my style. We're gonna have to eat, we're gonna have to eat nice every night.

SPEAKER_03

Lou, what's the most I can charge you for rent?

SPEAKER_00

That's how much it costs. $12. I give you $12. $350. $350.

SPEAKER_01

Man. We're eating steak and lobster fucking regularly.

SPEAKER_00

We do have some good steakhouses out this way, my friend.

SPEAKER_01

Talking about.

SPEAKER_00

I got you.

SPEAKER_01

Anyway, so yeah, so there's that. I don't know how we got in that.

SPEAKER_03

Because we're weird. Alright, um, so really the only real plan I had was Duke had his um Kentucky Derby May the Fourth party.

SPEAKER_00

Cinco DeMaio party.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, so Lou and I are gonna go head to head, Star Wars trivia. Alright, uh, are we scoring this? I got my phone. Nope, nope, nope. We're gonna go head to head. Let's see. Alright, I guess I'll be keeping score then. How do we want to um again we'll tally it up at the end? Go all the way through. Wait, I'm gonna write my answers down. So the first, I mean, you you can if you want.

Star Wars Trivia Rapid Fire

SPEAKER_00

Open up the note.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna say hello and let me start a new note. Start a new note. Okay, there we go. Go for it.

SPEAKER_00

So the the first, all right, so um again, this is how many questions there's a hundred questions in total. Jesus. Oh, for fuck's sake, we're not doing a hundred questions. But most of these, like the first two-thirds of them are gonna be super easy. You're gonna get the majority of them right. Actually, if you want, we can just go through them. We I'm not gonna skip them. We'll just go through them together, and then when we get to the Jedi Master one, then we can't versions. There's the younglings, which are basic questions, pad ones, next level, Jedi Knights, and Jedi Masters. So we can do the Jedi Masters. There is 72 to 100, so 26, right? 27, 8, 28, 28, 28, 48.

SPEAKER_01

29.

SPEAKER_00

Let's get to that.

SPEAKER_01

72 inclusive.

SPEAKER_00

We'll get to that section and then you guys can write them down. But this one we'll just go through and you guys just um call it out. Um, all right, here we go.

SPEAKER_01

That's not fair.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Sorry, Jack, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know I can't comprehend books.

SPEAKER_00

I don't have a metal. Um actually, you know, what we could do is I could do I like I have one of the old school pre-Disney like 1,000 questions about Star Wars books. Like we could pull one of those, I could pull that out at some point. We could we could we could like go non-canon, non-prequel, non-sequel, like just you know.

SPEAKER_01

That that'd be interesting, actually. That just open up to a random random questions here and there. That'd be kind of cool.

SPEAKER_00

500 questions about Timothy Zahn's trilogy.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, good lord. You know what's funny? What's funny you say that because when I was boxing things up and moving things around from the bookcases, uh, Jack, I meant to actually ask you, I'm glad this came up because I for I would have forgotten, and I was gonna ask you tonight. When we went to Khan and there was a I I want to say a thrawn book, but there were like three different covers for it. Does that make sense to you from Khan? It was celebration.

SPEAKER_03

It was three different colors covers. It was um I think it was just Thrawn. Yeah, because we got the book, we got the audio book.

SPEAKER_01

Nope. I have I have I have different hard books. Well, maybe was there a new Thrawn trilogy that came out? Maybe I just bought the trilogy. Oh, okay. I remember what happened. This was Colorado Springs Comic-Con, and uh uh Timothy Zahn was there. And I bought the set because I didn't have it yet, and it was different. Okay, okay. I'm like, how do I have the I had no idea how I had these?

SPEAKER_03

Two trilogies, two new trilogies.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. And one of them I think I got mostly at SDCC, and the other one I didn't get, but he had it, him and his wife, his wife is his handler, basically, and they were selling it. So when I went to go get um whatever autograph, I it was some book I got autographed because I didn't I I didn't have the uh the Funko yet to get signed. Um, or I would have, obviously. Um I would have had him probably sign the celebration sticker one and would have had the actor sign either voice actor, or well, at the time there was only a voice actor uh sign the shared exclusive. But I was anyway, I was going through that, and I was like, I don't remember getting these. And I don't think they were con because con always had that digital copy or a pin or something.

SPEAKER_03

And well, it was more than two weeks ago, Lou, so we don't expect you to remember it.

SPEAKER_01

No, that's fair. That's fair. What did I have for dinner? Fuck broccoli, cheese, rice, and pork. No, that was yesterday. Whatever. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Alright. Youngling. What weapons do Jedi Knights use? Lightsabers. Their mind. Uh what's the name of Hansolo's ship? Really? The aluminum falcon. There we go.

SPEAKER_01

Thousand year peregrine.

SPEAKER_00

What's the actual name of baby Yoda? Krogo.

SPEAKER_02

That was one of the questions.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Who is Luke's father? I.

SPEAKER_00

Uh what creatures live in the forest of Endor?

SPEAKER_01

We don't know all of them. There's lots of creatures that live in the forest.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, that's a told within 20 questions. It took four.

SPEAKER_02

Uh yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_00

Who built C3PO? Anakin. Anakin. What's Queen Amadala's real first name? Adme. Adme. Django Fett has a clone that he raises like a son. What's his name? Boba.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

What is Darth Vader's real name? Anakin. Skywalker. Who says do or do not threw go try? Uh old Yoda, one for me. Old Yoda. Not Baby Yoda. What is the name of the robot that accompanies Poe Dameron on his mission? BB8.

SPEAKER_01

BB Create.

SPEAKER_00

I almost said Create. I swear to God, I almost said Create. Who's Luke's sister? Leia. What is the name of the creature that holds Princess Leia captive in Return of the Jedi? Java? Yes. Jabba. Jabah. Jabah. What are the names of what are the names of the parents of Kylo Wren? Really? And Leah?

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00

Well, again, these are Padwan questions.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, alright, alright. I keep reading.

SPEAKER_00

Sorry, Youngling questions. Even. And who created Star Wars? Who is Palpatine's who oh wait? Okay, I qu I I have questions about this one. Who is Palpatine's granddaughter? He didn't have one.

SPEAKER_01

Uh-oh. If you had seen the movie, if you had seen the movie, you might know.

SPEAKER_02

What color is Darth Vader's first lightsaber?

SPEAKER_01

Ooh, that could be a trick question.

SPEAKER_00

Because he still had blue when he became still had blue when he became Darth Vader. Yep. Yep. There you go. Yep. See? Boom! Trick question. That's a good question. Who is Anakin Skywalker's mother? Shmi. Shmi. What is the name of the gungan who acts as a guide for Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui Gon Jin and the Phantom Menace? Who killed Mace Windu? Ooh, that's a good question. Who killed Mace Windu? Palpatine. Well, you could say Anakin. Right. Anakin just cut his arm off.

SPEAKER_01

No, I don't know, man. If you're gonna say Hot Rod killed Optimus, then you could totally say, you know what, see what I mean? It's like depends how you look at it. But yeah.

SPEAKER_00

What kind of trooper is introduced at the beginning of Star Wars Rogue One?

SPEAKER_01

You're you're you're a hold on time now. You're you're assuming you're assuming that Mace Windu is dead. See, that question assumes all we know is he went out a window 65 floors up. That's all we need. Also, we're on we're on question 20. Boom! That's two. That's two in 20 questions. Oh, what was the quote?

SPEAKER_00

Rogue One? What what kind of trooper is introduced at the beginning of Star Wars uh Rogue One? A Star Wars story.

SPEAKER_02

Black one Rogue One. Yeah. What body part did Anakin lose in the battle with Count Doku? It was his right arm. You sure it wasn't his wrong one?

SPEAKER_00

Ha ha ha ha. What body part did Luke lose in the battle with Darth Vader? His right hand, which recently sold for like a million dollars. Yeah. Who composed the music for eight of the Star Wars movies, including Yeah? Yeah. They just sold the prop, his hand with the lightsaber in it, it went for like a million.

SPEAKER_02

Good lord. Okay. Alright. I thought Maz Kanada had it, but whatever.

SPEAKER_00

Who composed the music for eight of the Star Wars movies, including a new Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi?

SPEAKER_02

John Williams? Eight? Nine? There was only eight, Lou. Yeah, I wonder, I I wonder when this was written. There's no date on it, so.

SPEAKER_00

Uh in the show, The Office, what Star Wars character does Drake Shroot come dressed as for Halloween? I don't know. Star Wars. That's not a Star Wars question. That's bullshit. I don't know. What's the answer though? Uh the Sith Lord Emperor Palpatine.

SPEAKER_01

I actually knew that, but that's not a Star Wars question.

SPEAKER_00

Who joins Poe Dameron in his X-Wing to control to order uh wait in order to fight Starkiller? I don't like the way that's worded.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna see what the answer is real quick. I don't know. What? Okay, yeah. You can't fit more than one person in an X-Wing.

SPEAKER_00

It didn't say person, it just said who.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Is it BB8 then? Yes. Oh, here you go. This one's gonna cause a question. What's the name of the Mandalorian's ship? Razorcrest.

SPEAKER_01

Which Mandalorian?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. The Well, it's capitalized Mandalorian, so I'm guessing they mean Din.

SPEAKER_01

Did he name his Starfighter the Nabu Starfighter? Did he name the city?

SPEAKER_00

I don't think he did.

SPEAKER_03

I think it was just the I actually was just looking at it in the closet here, and it just says Mandalorians in one fighter or something.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and on the but the razor crest is called a razor crest.

SPEAKER_03

That's the model. My man does not give the.

SPEAKER_01

That's not the name of the ship. Like the Millennium Falcon is the name of the ship. It's a Corellian freighter, you know. But okay, anyway.

SPEAKER_02

Uh who killed Job of the Hutt? Leah. What type of droid is C3PO? Protocol. Who adopted Anakin and Padme's daughter? Uh Bael and Brie.

SPEAKER_03

Anna or Ghana.

SPEAKER_01

Cannot believe that I like that they worded that question that way, but I was like, okay. J-E-J, baby? Uh wait. In live action and animation? What are we talking?

SPEAKER_00

I'm thinking they're they mean movies. Because again, this isn't for like this is for like the people, not like us. Yeah. Normal people. Not you people. Oh, oh, okay. What do you mean by you people?

SPEAKER_01

My people that voices ass, or whatever.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, here you go. Jack, this is for you. Where is the only life size 100% fully complete Millennium Falcon located?

SPEAKER_02

I mean, there's two of them, but Well, yeah, yeah. Galaxy's Edge. How does Han Solo die?

SPEAKER_00

I mean, he falls, but he gets stabbed first. Gravity? How does Han Solo die fall? Gravity?

SPEAKER_04

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03

Same way Sam Jack uh Mace Wendu died?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_00

Don't know about it. Which Jedi famously uses a purple lightsaber?

unknown

Huh?

SPEAKER_01

Speak of the devil. Speaking of who did it, necessarily die.

SPEAKER_00

Who does BB8 belong to?

SPEAKER_01

Ooh, his own robot.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

L7 free droids. Damn it. Here we go. This one.

SPEAKER_01

Here it looks like two groups sideways.

SPEAKER_00

What is the name of Boba Fett's ship? A Boba Fett starship.

SPEAKER_02

Whoa. Whoa.

SPEAKER_00

The star the uh fire spray class one or something. Uh so is the famous line. So this is how Liberty dies with thunderous applause. Bad way.

SPEAKER_02

Uh Senator Palpatine was which Sith Lord. Set the yes. Yeah. What planet was Darth Vader raised on?

SPEAKER_00

I mean, Anakin was raised there.

SPEAKER_01

Well, Anakin, yeah, yeah. No. Right? Darth Vader wasn't raised.

SPEAKER_02

Koruson? What?

SPEAKER_01

That would be an interesting question, though, to trick people. Because you could argue that Darth when once he switched, he was raised. But whether Coruscant or Mustafar. Mustafar is his home base, but was he raised by Sidious on Taurus?

SPEAKER_00

The answer that it gives is Anakin Skywalker and his mother Shmeer from Tatooine.

SPEAKER_01

So they didn't ask about Anakin Skywalker.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. They wanted to know about Darth Vader. Anakin was not on Tatooine. Darth Vader killed, betrayed, and murdered.

SPEAKER_01

That name means nothing to him.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. What creature does Han Solo ride on the planet Off?

SPEAKER_02

And they smell bad on the outside. And worse on the inside. HEO. Who killed Qui-Gon Jim? Small.

SPEAKER_00

Who did Han Solo win the Millennium Falcon from?

SPEAKER_03

From who? From whom? Han Solo.

SPEAKER_00

From whom did Han Solo win from the floor?

SPEAKER_03

Fair and swear.

SPEAKER_01

Darth Vader. Lowenbrow brother, or that cult 45 brother. One of them. Whatever. One of them, beards.

SPEAKER_00

Darth Vader is famously quoted as saying, Luke, I am your father. What line does he actually say?

SPEAKER_02

No, I am your father. I just watched that today.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, so now we're getting to Jedi Knight. You guys want to start writing these down?

SPEAKER_01

No. That's too much work. I just I'm enjoying going through this quiz like it is. Alright, cool.

SPEAKER_00

Alright. Fuck it. What is the name of the creature who originally owns Anakin and his mother as slaves on Tatooine? Why do they gotta be creatures, bro? Why is everybody personally? And also I don't think this is right. Because I thought. So it says Watto, but I thought they were owned by somebody before and then Watto bought them. They were owned by Gardua the Hutt. But Gardula the Hutt. On Tatooine. Yes. I mean, if you want if we're going purely based on movies, the first person that owns them in the movies is right. So we're gonna go Watto?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's fair. But like I said, it depends on how you if there's a if they if they would have if the question was like at Pub Quiz or like who was the the first owner of, then Yeah, the original owner maybe.

SPEAKER_00

I'll give you that. Yeah, or I I would have worded it and said at the beginning of episode one or the beginning of a Phantom Menace, who is the creature that owns Anakin and his mother? Then that removes all your any actually No doubt.

SPEAKER_03

When we first meet him, who owns Anakin?

SPEAKER_00

Yes. There you go. There you go. What material is Han Solo frozen in in The Empire Strikes Pack? Carbonation.

SPEAKER_01

That reminds me of soda. Yeah, so that reminds me. I I go through my packing stuff. I found my Hallmark.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, what is it? It's a phone stand. Who created the Mandalorian TV series? J Favs? And D Phil's.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say it's it's uh fucking.

SPEAKER_00

I think most of the credit goes to Fabs. I think so, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, as far yeah, and then and then uh Dave is a in is an executive producer like everybody else here.

SPEAKER_00

What is the name of the comedy parody film based off of several sci-fi films, but most predominantly the original Star Wars trilogy?

SPEAKER_01

Spaceblock. I was gonna say Hardware Wars until you said that part.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Same. In Star Wars Rogue One, who shoots Orson Crenic?

SPEAKER_02

Uh Jen. Jen. No. Lyra. Oh. Well, I guess Lyra and then Andor, right?

SPEAKER_00

Because doesn't uh Didn't Jin shoot him at the end too? No, I think because he was gonna shoot he was gonna shoot Jin and then Cassian the door opening Cassian shot him in the back. So I guess two people have shooted have shooted him. Yeah. The Death Star was the third shot. But we never saw a body.

SPEAKER_01

So the point. We don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Death Star is like, Cassian, I got you, son. Bam.

SPEAKER_01

He could show up in one of those in between episode four and five uh animations that I've been begging for forever.

SPEAKER_00

Uh let's see. Where is Yodas home in his final years?

SPEAKER_02

Uh who is Luke Skywalker's who is Luke Skywalker's tailgunner in the Battle of Hoth? Hobby. One of the two. It was Dak, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, Dak Dak. Dak Ralter. Um before modern special effects, what sound what created the sound of Darth Vader's breathing in his mask?

SPEAKER_02

Well, that's a great question. Uh Bill Burt? There you go. Good job, Lou. What job did Finn tell Han Solo he had at Starkiller Base? Sanitation? You said janitorial, but yeah. Right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, sanitation. Good job, Jack. Alright, you guys are one in one. Where does Ray find Luke Skywalker?

SPEAKER_01

I was like, are they saying like on the top of a hill?

SPEAKER_00

Like what? Yeah, on a on an island.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, do you know what I mean? It's it's like, well, that's an interesting question. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

It's not like they said what's the What odds does C3PO give Han, which he doesn't want to hear for getting through the asteroid field safely.

SPEAKER_03

3,000, 7,720.

SPEAKER_00

What type of crystal powers lightsabers? Kyber. According to Yoda, what is the path to the dark side? Ooh. I always fear. I always like that. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate.

SPEAKER_03

Anger and hate leads to such a rate.

SPEAKER_00

And Tatooine, what do Luke's aunt and uncle do for a living?

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_00

See, I saw that upside-down pineapple on the on the Lars homestead. We played Star Wars Galaxies. We know what's under, we know what's under that the dome. What does ATAT stand for?

SPEAKER_01

Altering Armor Trans.

SPEAKER_02

Altering Armor Transfer. And what year did the first season of Mandalorian premiere? 2019.

SPEAKER_00

According to Yoda, how many Sith are always out there at any given time? Two.

SPEAKER_03

A master.

SPEAKER_01

According to Yoda being incorrect.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Uh what is the chess like game that Chewbacca and R2D2 play? Jar of Jar of Pizza at it.

SPEAKER_02

What name does Obi-Wan Kenobi go by on Tatooine? Old old Den? Who was Anakin Skywalker's Padawan? Soka.

SPEAKER_00

Ton. What's the name of the ship that Kylo ran in General Huck's command in The Force Awakens?

SPEAKER_02

Name of the ship. Like the Death Star ship?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

What ship did they command?

SPEAKER_02

Dang. Ooh. Got me. No, I'm out.

SPEAKER_00

The finalizer. Sounds familiar. Should have known at that point I would have been out. Wait, that's the name of the ship. Fuck this. What is JJ Abrams doing?

SPEAKER_03

Stone Cold comes out, kicks you in the stomach.

SPEAKER_00

That sounds like somebody was like, give me give me a Star Wars ship named name generator based on the executor. And they're like, click the finalizer. Perfect. Put it up. Thank you, Chat DPT. I'm out. I'm selling all my Star Wars stuff. I didn't realize the name was that freaking dumb.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna box this up. Now I'm gonna call somebody or put it on Facebook and say, look, 90% of this is Star Wars. These guys 350.

SPEAKER_00

350, and it's all yours.

SPEAKER_01

You know what? Just off topic a little bit. You got now you got me thinking. I'm like, like 90. No, it's probably 90, because there's some some transformers, well, a lot of transformers, let's be real. Every transformer that's basically been made. But there's also like Jim, Mean Girls, Inspector Gadget, just some random shit here and there. All the Doc Holiday. Oh, it's a tombstone. So yeah. Anyway. This will be fun to pack up.

SPEAKER_00

This turned into a therapy session. Wait a second. That was the name of this ship? Oh, Jesus.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's like, it's like, man, I'm out. Wake me up when this shit's done. You just stop right there. This is bullshit. Ah, all right. We're back on it. Oh my god. What's the name of the king's? Equalizer part four, the finalizer. Sorry, Denzel. Oh, go ahead.

SPEAKER_00

Uh I feel like that's the uh in my head I'm picturing the something about Mary where he's like six minute abs and he's like, Well, what if somebody comes out with three-minute abs? No, they can't. And he's like, Well, what if they come up with the finalizer? No, they can't. Ridiculous. Uh what is the name of the cantina where Han Solo and Greedo have their standoff? Chalams.

SPEAKER_02

He's a Wookiee. Mm-hmm. Let's see.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Uh a Disney World Star Wars attraction named Star Wars Galaxy's Edge. What are the names of the two rides that Gus can participate in to feel like they're entering the world of Star Wars? Red So the Resistance and Smugglers Run. Millennium Falcon Smugglers Run. Sorry. Do we want to keep running like this, or do you guys want to do we're we're now at Jedi Master?

SPEAKER_01

So I like this.

SPEAKER_00

Alright. Who runs the factory that produces the clone army? I fucked this up when I first heard it because I was I had just gotten to the party and she's like, Let me ask you a random question. And so well, the Kaminoans. But in my head, I was thinking the droid army. So I said Geonotions, and then she's like, no, and I was like, Alright, I gotta leave now. I'm gonna go dive embarrassment. Can I get some snacks first? And I want to leave. Can I get some like blue finger sandwiches?

SPEAKER_01

Can I get something to go? You got Tupperware. I'm black. Ziploc is fine.

SPEAKER_00

Just put it all in the same bag. It's fine. I like it's all going to this, it's all going to the same place. I'm gonna steam it like I do my hot dog button.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. Put it in Ziploc and then Steam.

SPEAKER_00

Who plays Lando Kalrizian in The Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?

SPEAKER_01

Billy D. Billy D. They only stopped it at that. They don't say who Oh wait, never mind.

SPEAKER_00

No, yeah. Yeah, there's only those two. Yeah, Williams only did eight Star Wars movies. Exactly. Uh what is Finn's stormtrooper number?

SPEAKER_02

FN2117. Yeah, 2117. I'll go with that.

SPEAKER_00

FN2187.

SPEAKER_02

Womp womp. Womp womp womp womp.

SPEAKER_00

Something like that. How does Anakin break his first lightsaber?

SPEAKER_03

And the G Notion factory?

SPEAKER_01

Did Anakin break his lightsaber? Did somebody else break his lightsaber?

SPEAKER_03

Anakin's bigger.

SPEAKER_00

Well, the machine's fucking arm. Instead of getting caught up. Yeah, should have sacrificed that arm and then chosen one of my balls. Then Doku wouldn't have taken it. Yeah. Who frees Princess Leia when she's being held captive by Job of the Hutt? Herself. But R2.

SPEAKER_01

No, R2 does the yeah. They're going with the R2 answer. Yeah. And I was like, what are they trying to say? I was like, she frees herself, man. She's a strong independent woman.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. She choked that bitch out and then R2 freed her. She was already free. She was just still attached to her slave owner.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00

She wasn't gonna drag that fat piece of shit outside.

SPEAKER_01

She was waiting for June 19th to happen, so she knew she was free.

SPEAKER_00

That was R2. R2's like, bitch, I'm up in Texas now.

SPEAKER_03

Y'all are free.

SPEAKER_00

Where was Baby Yoda when Order 66 was initiated? The Jedi Temple?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

On Coruscant?

SPEAKER_01

Coruscant, really?

SPEAKER_00

Coruscant. I guess there are. That does not compute. What is the name of the actor who portrayed Chewbacca in five of the Star Wars movies, including the original three? Big Pete Mayhew?

SPEAKER_01

Big Pete. Cool dude, too. I liked him. Talked to him for a bit at San Diego one year. When he was back in like, you know, in the back corner, like in the 5000 row by Sideshow, he was in a booth just kind of hanging out. Man, I just kind of five minutes. Like, it's a cool dude.

SPEAKER_00

Uh during production, what was the working title of the first Star Wars film?

SPEAKER_02

Blue Harvest. No way, no. Blue Harvest was uh Jedi.

SPEAKER_00

But that was horribly unimagination. Uh it was Adventures of Luke Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of the Will, Sage won the Star Wars. I think that's the original one. Like the first. Okay, they want the screen. The first screen uh screenplay title. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I thought they meant like the hidden name.

SPEAKER_00

Uh, where were the Hoff sequences in the movies film?

SPEAKER_01

Norway. Coldest. And Hoath, I mean, Hooth is real. Just like Wakanda.

SPEAKER_00

Hello. Um, let's see. In the Phantom Menace, Anakin participates in which pot in which pod race? And who was his biggest competition?

SPEAKER_01

Like which pod race? The pod race. The Boot Eve Classic. The Boothe Eve Classic.

SPEAKER_00

Boot the Eve Classic against the Bulba. The original Star Wars films were all released in which month?

SPEAKER_02

May.

SPEAKER_00

Which one? What character did Carrie Fisher's daughter, Billy Lloyd, play in Star Wars? Oh fuck. What do they call her?

SPEAKER_01

Um the person who's like the Hinux or something like that.

SPEAKER_00

Lou, any idea? Lieutenant Cadel Co. Conix. Are you close?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, you're close.

SPEAKER_00

Right there. What unit of measure does Han Solo use to measure how quickly the Millennium Falcon can complete the castle run? Parsons.

SPEAKER_02

What is the name of Anakin's stepbrother? Statistic. Owen. Lars. Owen Lar. And the Mandalorian, what home planet is the mysterious Isokotano from? What? They talk about her home planet and the Mandalorian? That's what it says. And they have a name.

SPEAKER_01

Probably. Um they talked about it in Tales of the Jedi.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Shit, I don't know. Any idea, Lou? Yeah, me either. Nope. Corvus. Alright. No, that's where they fucking fought, dude. That's not right.

SPEAKER_00

Hang on, let me look it up.

SPEAKER_01

Vito. Yeah. Corvus is the answer to something else in Star Wars, though.

SPEAKER_00

This is when I throw a bar stool at the trivia master. Corvus is a widely distributed genius of pasteurine birds ranging from medium size to large size in the family Corvide. No, it's like Sorry, I I Googled it and that's what came up as the first one. But Corvus is where she fought um Morgan Elspeth. So that was where she was introduced. So the question should actually be in The Mandalorian, how there we go. In the Mandalorian, what planet is Asoka Tano first introduced in? On Right.

SPEAKER_01

See only reason why I know that I was like, no, that's like that's not right. That has something to do with, yeah, it was because Jack asked that on the uh uh last cruise.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, but it's too late to change the question because I already threw a barcel at your bitch ass for asking the wrong question.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And now the police are in real.

SPEAKER_00

To be fair though, we are on question 87 and we've only had to rephrase like three of these. So I feel like they've done pretty good. Because I've gone to trivia, like bar trivia before, where you feel like I feel like every other question, you're like, ah, that's weirded word. That's worded, weird, weirded word. Wordly weirded, exactly. Uh so uh I'm glad that we've only had to do that three times. And and Lou hasn't met upset in like 60 questions. So I feel like that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02

What species is Greedo? A Rhodian Oh, here we go.

SPEAKER_00

What prop of Carrie Fisher's original Leia role did Natalie Portman wear twenty years later when playing Padme Amadala?

SPEAKER_02

Cinnamon style hair roles when they're on the when they're on Naboo, but she has the hair. That was a prop? That wasn't a real hair. Yes, Natalie Portman's bald, didn't she watch View for Vendetta?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_00

How high was Anakin? Oh. How high was How high was Anakin's metaclorine count when Obi-Wan performs his blood test?

SPEAKER_02

Three thousand.

SPEAKER_00

I think it's he says it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, like he's a oh I I I remember that's higher than Master Yoda's.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_01

It's a thousand.

SPEAKER_00

More than twenty thousand. Yeah, here we go.

SPEAKER_01

It was it was like the height.

SPEAKER_02

Uh what what planet is Chewbacca from?

SPEAKER_03

The Wookiee planet.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I I I saw the OJ trial on South Park. I know what's up.

SPEAKER_00

She with like three Y's. What character was blind in Star Wars Rogue One? God dang it. Donnie.

SPEAKER_02

What's his name? Mway? Richard. Uh who uh directed Return of the Jedi? Uh Richard. Marquand, no. Nice job. Marquand. What is the language of the Wookiees? Uh Shirowook.

SPEAKER_00

What is f what is Phasma's rank among the first order? Captain. That's her first name. Right? Yeah, she has. No, no, no. That's not her rank, that's her first name, which is Captain Fasma.

SPEAKER_01

It's Captain Captain. Hello.

SPEAKER_00

Captain Captain. That got really awkward, especially then she became lieutenant captain, and then it was even weirder. Right? Gunnery Sergeant Captain Phasma. Wait, what? Private Captain. What? General Captain. How old was Padme when she was elected as Queen of Naboo?

SPEAKER_02

Uh 14. 14. A four. No, wait. Sorry. I was looking at the wrong one. 14. What was that one? 93. What? Old enough or a politician.

SPEAKER_00

Um how many lightsabers does General Grievous wield when fighting with Obi-Wan at Utapau?

SPEAKER_02

Which time? I think like initially. Okay. Like when the initial battle starts. So fight.

SPEAKER_00

450? 450. What is the cell number of Princess Leia on the original uh Princess Leia's cell on the original Death Star?

SPEAKER_02

Cell block.

SPEAKER_03

No, cell block 1138, but it's like 2140 something.

SPEAKER_00

So close. 2187. You go find her. I'll stay here.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say that didn't they get Finn's number from that?

SPEAKER_02

I think so, probably. Uh what is Han Solo's birth planet? Corillion. What type of droid is R2D2?

SPEAKER_00

Astromach.

SPEAKER_01

So I was like, he he's an R2 droid? He's an R unit.

SPEAKER_00

Uh final question. Who says the line there's always a bigger fish?

SPEAKER_02

Gwai-Con. And I have a certain set of skills.

SPEAKER_03

So I started playing the Lego the new Lego Batman game. It starts out with young Bruce and his parents and everything. And um, you remember when Batman begins, he goes to try to fight the thugs. And then Rosh Haghoul shows up. So Rajhaghoul shows up and he's like, My name is Rosh Hagul, and I have a certain set of skills that can teach you how to uh become more than just a man.

SPEAKER_00

Well, there you go. That was the that was the hundred questions. I think some of the two are pretty good. Like, especially for being non, like it's not like four star, like it wasn't like a Star Wars party where everybody's going to be us. But I guess that would be that while we were doing the quiz, that uh led me to a question of what do you guys feel like is your strongest when it comes to like Star Wars trivia, where do you think you guys uh what's your strong suit? If we were all going to go do when we're on a cruise a year and a half from now and

Our Star Wars Trivia Strengths

SPEAKER_00

we go to the Star Wars trivia, what what are you going to feel the most confident in as far as like different the different categories and stuff?

SPEAKER_02

I would say character names? I'm pretty good at that. Quotes I'm iffy on. I'm better on quotes than I am on any anything else. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I think I would probably go like behind the scenes stuff. Like great. That's the creative. Well, well, no, it's like when they ask about like what a certain thing was or who directed this or who like that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01

We don't that that that's usually needed, right? We have we we have everything covered. We got Jack with the obscure, me with quotes, and you with behind the scenes. Like, I could give you a few, you know, I could give you Phil Tipp, you know.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But it's like, okay, that's cool. I don't know. My memory, shit. Whatever I watched yesterday, that's what I'm good on.

SPEAKER_00

So so basically, day before we get on the cruise, Luz just binge in Star Wars.

SPEAKER_01

Yep, that's all he's doing. It's like, hey, what's the answer? Oh, I just watched that. It's like, okay. Oh, I just watched that too.

SPEAKER_03

But what's the answer, Lou? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no, that was yesterday.

SPEAKER_03

I just watched it two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_01

You can't ask me that shit, man. I got new shit in my head after two weeks. I started watching the very pottery. Right? Exactly. I got Voldemort is the answer.

SPEAKER_02

I was only allowed to stream HBO You can on the ship.

SPEAKER_03

They do have all the Star Wars movies on the ship. You can just lay in bed and watch them all.

SPEAKER_01

Does does Sailie not work like on the boat? A whole different thing. Like we had in Japan.

SPEAKER_00

Say Staley's for when you're in different countries. Staley is like is not on the ship because we're not going to have cell service on the ship. Staley is more for if you're outside of your it's to keep you from having roaming charges when you're in a different country.

SPEAKER_01

Right,

Cruise Phone Plans And Starlink Talk

SPEAKER_01

right. So doesn't that happen on the ship? You you go uh you go port at different countries?

SPEAKER_00

Well, this one, I mean, most I think most of the cell companies, like for the one that we're talking about, we're just gonna be in Mexico. And I think for the most part, the and Jack, you can sh you can uh say no or not, but I think in general, most of the cell companies, Canada, the US, and Mexico are all kind of they consider them all kind of the same thing. You generally don't have to get a special plan for being in Mexico. But so but something we'll have to look into when we get closer. But yeah, the Staley basically is like an eSIM that replaces your normal plan.

SPEAKER_01

Like you would turn off your normal plan and so But you're saying on a cruise uh you're still on your normal plan when you could you only go to countries that are on your plan.

SPEAKER_03

If you want to, if you're in the middle of the ocean, you can uh give your cell phone provider like fifty bucks and we'll give you cellular at sea. That's how you want to get it.

SPEAKER_02

Uh no, it's not. It's not. I've looked into all of them. But you're on a forgive me your Starlink account.

SPEAKER_00

They actually walk they actually have stuff on the ship to look for that kind of shit now. But they're not. Like they're looking for well, you'll just they'll yeah. Basically, yeah, what'll end up happening is because you're you have a connection and you probably have a you the the um the Starlink's gonna have a hot like a uh Wi-Fi hotspot connected to it. Like they can scan for like networks on the ship that aren't theirs, and they can figure out where you are. Like they because again, they want your money and they're willing to put the FCC violation, they can't do that.

SPEAKER_01

That's FCC.

SPEAKER_00

There's no FCC on the ocean. Yeah, international motherfuckers. Yeah. There's no laws except for the captain's law. Yeah. Captain Phasma. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Exactly. Hope Captain don't get thrown overboard for trying to fuck with me. Let me know what the brig on the Disney cruise looks like, Lou. Take pictures. Yeah, I'll tell you. No, I'm gonna think it's a carnival cruise. The first thing that's gonna happen, motherfuckers yelling at me, this ain't a carnival cruise! Shut down. Oh, what you guys got going on this week?

SPEAKER_03

Now that now that we're at 9 the secret movie tomorrow. Uh then 4th of July.

SPEAKER_02

That's not so sad. A little parte, a little shindig. And then Sunday we're gonna watch Mickey. Shit.

SPEAKER_00

Shit.

Fourth Of July Blues Fest On Boats

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I know I need to get my list put together. Damn you, Mattel, for listening in our phone conversations. You know what's funny? I did not put the watch in Mattel.

SPEAKER_01

I thought it was Super 7 when Jack sent that. I was like, that's some shit Super Seven wouldn't.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. Shit, Mattel's not gonna pass up on them box.

SPEAKER_02

They better not, right? So yeah, the one that they haven't shown yet is uh Office Space Skeletor.

SPEAKER_01

I might actually have to finally use some uh tickets for Mattel for the first time in three years. You know, I tell you, I tell you what I miss. I miss when Mattel could do pre-orders and you'd go to that whole table.

SPEAKER_03

And just go pick them up and pick up your bag. So much better.

SPEAKER_01

Uh-huh. That was very nice.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, the line sucked, but you know, we may do. Because we're less than a good thing.

SPEAKER_01

It's better than you at least you're guaranteed your stuff, you know what I mean? This is true. You know what? I need to break. I don't have any panels, I don't have anything, I got two hours to kill. Not that it took two hours, but I don't have two hours. I'm gonna go over here and grab.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. Anybody had a problem getting the tell stuff in the past?

SPEAKER_03

The last few years. If we put effort into it, it's not horrible. But there's not really been anything worth putting effort into.

SPEAKER_01

That is true. There hasn't been a, oh my god, let me go straight to their line and try to get in it before but again, there's it's lotto first anyway, right? So there's a lot of times that you have to, okay, open open at three o'clock for everybody. I'm like, I'm not hanging around for that. Now, what towards the end of the day, the non-popular stuff, you can just walk up and buy them.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So we gotta hope something either they overproduced or not.

SPEAKER_03

Of course, now I want Skeletor and the K-pop demon hunter Hot Wheel.

SPEAKER_01

So do the K-pop demon. Oh, no joke. So that another reason to try to jump into the raffle for a lot.

SPEAKER_00

For as much money as uh Masters Universe didn't make. At least I fucking went and saw the movie, goddammit.

SPEAKER_03

So I should get one of the five people that think the movie.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, exactly. Give me my give me my spot in line.

SPEAKER_02

Rooftop Cinema Club.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, for me, it's just like you late Monday movie, I have a Thursday meeting. That one should only be an hour, hour and a half.

SPEAKER_03

Famous last one.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you're right, right. That's not a big deal. But um then after that, you know, the rest of the week, it it'll be same old, same old boxing, boxing stuff up. And um, I will admit I don't have a whole lot more to box up other than my wall of shelves. Um then then the little stuff like stuff that I need to keep because I'm still using it, maybe like toiletries, kitchen stuff. Um, that'll be towards the end because I'm still cooking dinner for myself and and washing my ass. So thank God. But everything else is basically gone. It's like, alright, I already took it over to the town.

SPEAKER_03

So um, my cantina back there. It's going to be a multiverse cantina, right? So I started opening up like a bunch of like vintage figures and stuff that I haven't opened yet. So I got like Chimere and um everything. But I realized I haven't opened Star Wars figures in forever. I'm like, oh, that's kind of fun. But I I brought my um my ghost has lab figures in, so I'm like, hell yeah, I'm gonna have the the rebels crew. And I reach for it and I'm like No. Maybe not. Luckily, I have found a Sabine, uh Zeb, and an Ezra. So I just need to see if I have a Hera somewhere without and then I won't have to touch my my ghost figures.

unknown

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I think the last time for me would have been like in 06 with the house in Vegas when I was doing the scenes in the showcase down that I had downstairs. That was the last time I think I opened figures, was just for the uh Emperor arriving scene. I needed a bunch of stormtroopers. So I just kept buying a bunch of stormtroopers so I can open them up for that. But I back then though, it was definitely I only opened if I had two. Um like even to have Vader uh bending down on his knee for the Emperor arriving, that was the big rectangular tall box. Like that came with the planet, whatever that thing was, because it was it was articulated for it.

SPEAKER_00

He could bend down the knees and there was like a set of three of them, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was like a indoor and tattooing and yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And that was like yeah, that was last time I remember opening a three and three uh three and three quarter figure was doing my scenes. Those are cool. That's probably the only like in storage. If I ever like doubt it all that happened, but if I did, um I'd I'd probably not bother with wallpapering the walls again, but the scenes were cool to have the whether it be the Jabas Palace scene or the Emperor arriving scene.

SPEAKER_02

Hoth is probably the only other one that I would consider. There was some cotton in there for the scene. That was this weekend, spring cleaning.

SPEAKER_03

The cantina's quote. No, you do um duke what you got.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so look, if you look I can't tell. But um you came with a bunch of stickers and shit, right? So that orange one right there is like Sabine's Lhoenix. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's like uh posters. So I put a Ben Quaterner's poster on there for you, Dean.

unknown

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02

I'm all right. Is that where it's gonna be? Is that where you're gonna have it? Yeah. It's in the corner there.

SPEAKER_00

Uh they don't do the holes in the feet anymore, do they? They do. Yeah, yeah. Is there a peg? Or is there a peg in the cantina for it? No, that did not come with a floor. Oh, okay. So you're gonna have to do it.

SPEAKER_03

I ordered some from from uh Amazon. But you can see my cantina dudes on the bed there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Are you gonna have it at an angle or are you gonna just have it flat?

SPEAKER_00

That's the primer, bro. Yeah. Earlier you sent the picture, it looked like it was on an angle. Was it not? Was it just the angle of the camera? Let me see. Let me go back. Let's go back to the tape. It looked to me like it was at an angle, but that could also have been just you, the angle of the the picture.

SPEAKER_03

No, it's angled itself. So it's okay. If you look at the picture, those are flat up against the wall on the side. And just like the entrance is angled. It comes in and y'all can't see this, but that's okay.

SPEAKER_01

There you go. Now you can see this for those watching on YouTube.

SPEAKER_02

But it's cool because each of the um the booths has like a little roof you can put on it too. So that was kind of cool.

SPEAKER_00

Did you think about maybe making a floor and then putting it at an angle so people can see it from no fuck them? Fuck them, fuck them. Fuck them kids.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck them kids. As long as he sees it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I know what's in there and that's all that matters. People like I got this tattoo. It's upside down. Not to me. It's not that's tattoo is for me, not for you.

SPEAKER_02

Just like my cell phone. My cell phone's for my convenience, not yours.

SPEAKER_00

Uh I have my Tuesday movie. I guess I were probably gonna go see Supergirl, and then I can give my feedback to Lou. And that's kind of it for this week. Like it's a pretty quiet week uh leading up to 4th of July. My friends will have their boat out. I'll probably head over to the Blues Fest on Friday and Saturday, because Friday we'll have that day off for Observed. Observed. Uh so every year, I think we've talked about this before, but um a bunch of people that I know that own. So one of the big things that happens over Fourth of July weekend is Portland has like a giant blues fest that happens on the waterfront. And so you can either buy tickets or you can float your boat up to like the basically I like to float my boat. Um you can you can anchor like right in the river, like off to the side, because there's like a little like a little bay area. Uh, and you can anchor your boat right outside of where the blues fest is at, so you can go and sit and just listen to the music without having to pay for them the uh pay for a ticket. So I have friends who have a boat, they'll anchor on Monday or Tuesday to get out there and get a good spot. And then they have like a grill and everything on you know, giant giant uh ice chest, that type of thing. And so uh and a dinghy, so they'll come and pick up pick you up from the dock, and then so I'll go out there on Friday and Saturday and have dinner, just hang out with them and listen to the music. So and then Saturday night, they bring a giant barge out to the middle of the river, which is a couple hundred feet from where we are, and they'll have a giant fireworks display on the 4th of July.

SPEAKER_02

So it's pretty cool. So be on that. Nobody's nobody's on the water, you're just all anchored or whatever.

SPEAKER_00

Nope, we're on the water. Oh shit! Feet learning shit. Oh damn, oh damn, but he's giving away free uh free feet picks. Yeah, yeah. He's also doing advertising for his hobbits. He's doing his advertising for his OnlyFans. Yeah. Oh man, that's cool as hell. This guy.

SPEAKER_01

He impressed me.

SPEAKER_03

But now I'm gonna have to like plan shit and be like, oh, let me uh get all this stuff ready and upload it.

SPEAKER_01

Let me get this ready so I can pop it up when we talk about it. Which is why you do your little shit outline.

SPEAKER_02

I am down there. Yeah, so you have this stuff queued up.

SPEAKER_00

Um, we're in the wash. Like we're we're not on a dock or anything. Like, we're just anchored.

SPEAKER_01

I'm just trying to figure out if you go there to anchor early, how do you get to the boat? He said they have a dinghy.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they have a little we have they have a little boat that goes so there's a dock that's that's downriver a little bit, and they'll take the dinghy, so there's parking around the dock. Like you can go and park. There's a little downtown area, so there's a couple of that big where it has a dinghy?

SPEAKER_01

Dang. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00

Well, they have the dinghy specifically for 4th of July, so they can ferry people on and off the boat.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, oh, it's not the dinghy that belongs to the boat.

SPEAKER_00

It's just like it is like the people own the boat and the dinghy, but they they got the dinghy for the 4th of July. Like they don't otherwise they're docked up river uh throughout the rest of the year.

SPEAKER_01

So the dinghy's not always with them.

SPEAKER_00

Correct.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. See, I'm thinking of like a cruise ship where all those little boats are hanging off the side.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01

Same thing.

SPEAKER_00

This is some this is something that they that they have, they purchase separately for the 4th of July. So Okay. I mean they can use it in other places, but it's primary primarily used at the Fourth of July.

SPEAKER_02

So I think I follow it. Yeah. So that should be fun. I'll send you guys some pictures. Or we'll have pictures next Sunday.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

And then I'll upload them and everybody can see them.

SPEAKER_00

But yeah, besides that, I mean, again, it'll be here before you know it. But looking forward to another three-day weekend. I'm a big fan of I feel like they need to break the holidays up and give us at least one three-day weekend every month. Because it seems like we get them in these clusters where there's like you're you have like four-day work weeks like two or three times within like five weeks, and then you get nothing for like two months.

SPEAKER_01

And it's just like just if you're lucky enough to even get the holidays, uh, old girl doesn't even get fourth July.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, they even observed?

SPEAKER_01

Like that Friday off? No.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Wow. I'm all like, you need to find a different job. I found a new job. What's the problem with you getting a new job? I have a three-day weekend every week. As soon as I get done with my training. Jack works four teams. Three-day weekend every weekend. Hell yeah. And I have a two and a half day weekend. I get done at noon, so on Friday, so bitch has to work in the middle of the day.

SPEAKER_01

Shit, I ain't doing nothing before July, so we'll have I'll have my fingers. I ain't worried about that. I'll be moving stuff, is what I'll be doing.

SPEAKER_00

You can lose a finger doing that. Yeah, you can lose a finger doing that. That's true, I could. Get a cot between a box and the wall.

SPEAKER_01

Like I'm looking around. These Funkos ain't been touched in like, I don't know, eight years. I ain't even sorry collected Funkos till 2021. But they ain't been moved since like 2022, so I might lose a finger for whatever critters hiding behind these things.

SPEAKER_00

I was gonna ask you guys about I watched uh there's a video uh shows up in my pops up in my uh YouTube feed every once in a while of a guy who just goes out in his area and kind of looks and sees what collectibles and stuff, and it looks like Target and Walmart are like blowing out tons of fun codes because they had you know their collectibles section. Like a ton of them were like three bucks, three fifty. Um you know, not all of them, but a large percent. Like if you looked at the wall,

Funko Pop Discounts And Collecting Math

SPEAKER_00

like you know, you have the the Target, the yellow stickers, right? Like at least three-quarters of them had a yellow sticker on it. But he's been going around going, these are the same, this is the same shit that's been here for you know six months or a year or going on longer than a year, you know. But that goes back to what we're died, son.

SPEAKER_01

Other than other than the exclusives here and there, uh the commons, nobody buys commons anymore, really. Nobody's paying $15 for a for a Funko pop that used to be $7. So it's like people like me, if it's an exclusive, whatever, like there's some, I don't know what came out recently, and my first thought was I'll wait till Funko has a sell for these commons and I'll get it then because I'm not paying full price for a Funko. And even the exclusives are they jacked the price from $15 to $25 now. But again, they're limited to like a thousand, three thousand, whatever. That's fine. I'll I'll handle that. But and they're trying to be better about that. Oh, this is limited to 9,500 pieces. Like 9,500 is still a lot. You don't only you guys don't sell out of 9,500 pieces. So I have no interest. Unless the shit's gonna sell out, don't care.

SPEAKER_00

I'll wait and get it from Funko Hollywood at the end of the year.

SPEAKER_01

Honestly, yeah, even then. Even then, no, it's not.

SPEAKER_00

I meant for the exclusives, right? Because the exclusives you're generally, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But you can still, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

That just came up, the Jurassic Park one.

SPEAKER_02

What? He was holding on to your butts. Yeah. Oh, Jurassic Park. Mr. Arnold. He was limited, he sold out. I don't remember what he was limited to, though.

SPEAKER_01

But you usually get an idea, like the popular ones, they're going to sell out, and you kind of get an idea of which ones are. It's like, okay, fine. But in general, though, there's like, yeah, no, that can sit there. When I do an order because I'm picking up uh example, uh San Diego, and we're up at six in the morning and it's gonna drop at seven or whatever, and we're in line waiting for the shared exclusives to drop, and some of it's on Funko site, I'll have stuff in my queue already waiting because they're on sale, if they have anything at all. Um that way I can save my ship and get everything done at once.

SPEAKER_02

But overall though, yeah, I'm sorry. Anyway, so for the third time Yeah. I am not a crook. Farewell.

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